Drink Champs - Episode 58 w/ Mike Epps

Episode Date: January 26, 2017

N.O.R.E. and DJ EFN are the Drink Champs. In this episode the guys drink it up with comedy legend Mike Epps. The guys talk about Mike Epps beginnings, how he landed his role in the Friday films, the comedy industry, social media, drugs, and a lot more. This makes for a hilarious Drink Champs episode! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/drinkchamps/support Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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the way he rented on it. He has done countless movies. One of my favorite is 45, 47. He has started out With one of the hardest roles ever By replacing Chris Tucker A.K.A. Smokey

And I remember people in the movie theater Just looking and saying Can this guy hold it down And people left that movie theater And they were satisfied And he kept going To top flight security in the world, man.

He continues to do it. He continues to stay funny. He's my friend. Right now, I want to introduce the legendary Mike F. F.C. Mason! Oh, no! First off, let's get to that dance. What is that dance? You know what? I did that originally in your you that dance. What is that dance, man? You know what? I did that originally in your video in 2000.

What was that? I don't know. I think it was 2001. Yeah, something like that. 2001, yeah, yeah, yeah, man. And that was called Patchy Weave, because I see a lot of girls in the club that are patting their knees.

I hate that shit, man. You want to drink some rosé first? Yeah, man. Isn't that the cold rosé? And we got a douce for you, and we got Old English. It looks like y'all got everything. We got everything. We also got, this is the upgraded tequila.

Damn. This is Deleon. We heard you ordered Patron, but this is Deleon, and they're sponsoring. My A-class is going down. Is there a cold rosé or no? It's all good. Whatever y'all got. Let's go.

Let's go. We're going to pop a rosé. We're going to hit some duce. Pop one of these motherfuckers. Oh, you're going to hit OE for real? Yeah. Yeah. Hit OE too.

You'll be in there. I ain't doing shit. Yo, we drink those at Cheeseburger, baby. And we got to shout out Best Buy Liquors, man. Shout out to Best Buy Liquors for providing the liquor as it is. Best Buy Liquors. Best Buy Liquors.com. Yeah.

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Yeah I just seen a nigga At the club last night Now one thing I noticed About comedy shows It is nothing like hip hop Meaning Right

People will come Yo people come to hip hop You know dressed will come yo people come to hip-hop you know dressed as whatever people come to hip-hop with the intent of doing something stupid yeah last night i walked in and i was so safe it was so clean at first i said damn this ain't nothing like hip-hop then you said let's go smoke nigga and i said okay but describe the comedy scene because it's a very safe environment. People come there to laugh. Well, you know, that's the thing.

You know, comedy and hip-hop, I mean, I think comedy is a cousin of hip-hop. I believe so. But it's kind of the square cousin of hip-hop. You know how you got a cousin in the family that really don't get into too much? But he is in the family. But he is in the family. You know what I mean? Because you got comed comments like Cat Williams

and myself and many others. We done had some brushes with the law, you know what I'm saying? Cat Williams been having problems lately. You ranked on him the other day, too. He's staying in there. He's the DMX of comedy. He is. Let's make some noise for Cat Williams and DMX of comedy.

Is that accurate? Am I accurate? Yeah, yeah. Cat Williams is definitely the... But I got love for Cat, you know what I mean? That's comedy. Is that accurate? Am I accurate? Yeah, yeah. Good, good. Cat Williams is definitely the game. But I got love for Cat, you know what I'm saying? And a lot of other comics out here, man. But like you said, the comedy game is a real smooth game. Everybody come in there to laugh, you know what I mean? It ain't like hip-hop where everybody going in there trying to show who's tough.

They come in there. Exactly. Like, you know, when I go out with my wife I'm very protective You know what I'm saying But last night Is that cold Mr. Lee Yeah I can't

I mean You don't know how to pop shit Give me that Give me that But um Come on Mr. Lee Yeah yeah So um

You ain't Chinese man I'm Dominican man I don't fucking understand This nigga Dominican Chinese Yeah Dominican Chinese That's what's up man We got Mike Epson

Let's make some noise. So, yo, man, you really came up there and you tore that shit down. You still love doing what you're doing. I do. You know what I'm saying? I've been doing stand-up comedy for 20-some years now. You know what I'm saying? And I really love it.

And comedy, to me, is like my real bitch. You know how you got people to say they got a bottom bitch? Comedy is my bottom bitch. Oh, I got to do you right. You know what I'm saying? Let me show you how we do it. How y'all doing? It's called Piscine.

The Piscine in France. Damn! You know what I'm saying? In France, in your mind. No, in France. That's my wife. But they don't call it Piscine in France. Oh, they don't call it be seeing.

I call it be seeing. That's how the police shoot they come. Nah, but comedy is like, you know, stand-up comedy is one of them things, man. You can't fuck around. Cheers, man. You know what I'm saying? Cheers. Cheers to Mike.

You can't fuck around and leave comedy for even a second or the bitch will be gone. You know what I mean? That's one of them things. If I stop doing comedy for a month and I come back and do comedy, man, my time would be off like a motherfucker. So is it important? Because at the end of the day, Mike, you're so huge. You can just live off of movies, your residuals off of movies. Why is it important for you to still stay In front of

And you sold out That audience was huge Where were y'all at? What club was it? This was James Earl Mason That's where the Sorcerer was That's a big venue

You know what I'm saying? But see you know that's the thing It's like Even for hip hop No matter what you guys Go out there and do Business adventures Money ventures You still like to rock the stage. Because it gives you your edge.

You get to still stand in front of people. In front of real guys. In front of real live motherfuckers, man. So when you get an opportunity in the industry to do whatever you're doing, you're bringing an edge to it. You know what I'm saying? You can't lead the people. Now, where's Mike Epps originally from? Indianapolis, Indiana.

Because I know you fuck with the Colts and shit like that, the Pacers. I fuck with the Colts, the Pacers, and a few niggas out there. And then, okay, so now take us through this. So T.K. Kirkland came on here, and he said that he told you, convinced you to move to New York.

Right. Is that where your comedy started or no? Well, I started doing comedy originally in Chicago. I used to go to... You was getting shot? You was getting shot? They were shooting at you while you were doing comedy? No, no.

You know what I'm saying? I originally started in Chicago and I went to Atlanta, started performing for about a year year Then I moved to New York And I lived in New York for 10 years, man I lived And you know, when you ain't got no money And you move to New York

You moved to the real New York Yeah, you moved to the real New York And you live in every borough That you can afford I was jumping from every borough You know, the first city I moved to I stayed in Manhattan You know, for a minute I stayed up The first city I moved to, I stayed in Manhattan for a minute.

I stayed uptown. And then I moved to Long Island City. Queens. Yeah, Queens. And then I went from Long Island City to Flatbush. I lived on Sterling and Flatbush. You turned Jamaican. Yeah, I turned Jamaican.

You turned New York. Yeah, yeah. So, you know, New York is definitely, I have to show all the love and gratitude to New York because it's like a boot camp for any entertainer. That's very true. You can make it there. That's right. And I tell people all the time, man, if you want to go to Hollywood, go to New York first because it's going to give you that.

So this movie happens. It's a movie. It's a cult movie In our culture Titled Friday Okay You hear that Did you hear that It was a role How did you

Cause I heard Ice Cube discovered you At a club Right But how did you get How did you even know That that role was up I had a guy

One of my producing partners Named Niles Kirshner He sound rich Yeah He's a black Jew Niles Kirshner Kir He sound rich. Yeah, he's a black Jew. Niles Kirshner. Kirshner, yeah. Google him.

Google him. You know what I'm saying? And all kind of Jews going to pop up. Wait, wait, you said Jew? All kinds of Jews. Not your jewels, but Jews. Mazel tov. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Muzzle talk You know He had a friend

He was a roommate with a guy in college Who really runs Ice Cube's Cube Vision His name is Matt Alvarez They said man we got a comic man that's really really good You know let's do an audition With him man and they had a line of auditions Up at the comedy store

And I did the audition That's Hollywood Hollywood, right? Hollywood. Okay, got it. Yeah, Ice Cube walked up to me, man, and said, man, can you act? I said, yeah. I didn't know if I could or not.

I said, hell yeah, I can act. And we went through the whole auditioning process, man, and it lasted for about a month because he was trying to find that next Smokey. Right. And man, I was auditioning with about 150 comedians out there in LA. Did you think he was still trying to get Chris Tucker as well?

Was that a scare for you or that was just like... No, I mean, I didn't have shit, so I didn't care what was going on. You know what I mean? I didn't, you know, I was like, shit, it's all for nothing right here. So you're saying when he first approached you, it was for the Day Day Roll. It wasn't like it was just like a replacement. Chris Tucker had already turned the world down down you know what i'm saying ice cube ice cube was like man christopher you know i know you was like good looking

yeah so so i auditioned for a man and uh i got the role, man. And I'll never forget. I swear I'll never forget the day that I got the role. And I walked on the set, man. I was all happy and nice and shit. And there wasn't nobody saying shit. They was all quiet. And I did my first role. I mean, did my first scene.

And when the first scene was over and they said, cut, I didn't hear no laughs. And John Witherspoon was sitting over in the corner looking at me like, yeah. He wanted to say, bang, bang, bang, bang. My mother was sitting there looking at me like this. I said, oh, shit. I went and told Q, man, they ain't laughing. He said, it ain't time to be funny yet. Man, by the time it was time to be funny, I came out there and said, man, this bitch done sprayed my car.

You sprayed a pimp. You sprayed a player. I was on the ground with my eyes fucked up. I was on the pop and I was funny in the movie. And they were tens but you kept them clean. I kept the motherfuckers clean. You kept the motherfuckers clean. I don't give a fuck

what size rims you got. Keep the bitches clean. So I just want you to know that for the hood, that was a cult movie. So people really didn't want to accept nobody else for that role Especially for that time Because Chris Tucker tore that shit up I mean and people still think to this day The first one was better than the second one

And the third one but you know what It was a cult movie I believe that the first one Led to the second one I believe it's a foundation to it. But, um, go ahead, continue what you're saying. No, that's real. The first one was a foundation to it.

But the second one and the third one, I mean, like I said, there's kids that didn't really see the first one like that and didn't understand it, but they really liked the first one and the second better. I mean, the second and the third better. So it's different people for different movies.

Now, I just was watching, what the fuck movie we just watching and I never watched it in Hancock? Hancock, yeah. You even at the end of Hancock. They put me at the end of Hancock. Like, I watched Hancock 17 times. I never knew you was in there.

Yeah, I watched it today. What did I say, babe? For some reason, I said, let me watch the end of this shit because I never know what happened at the end. I never knew you was in there. That's the worst movie ever. What did I say, babe? For some reason, I said, let me watch the end of this shit, because I'll never know what happened at the end. I never knew if we died or not. Nobody never knew I was in the movie. That shit came on after the credits went up.

After the credits, yeah. I've been at, you know, I had a chance to work with a lot of great actors, a lot of big players in the business. You know, Will Smith and Whitney Houston and Bernie Mac. And, you know, I've been blessed to work with these great comics, man, and great artists. Now, Bernie Mac, I'm going to be honest with you. You know what the most classic scene with you and Bernie Mac was when, I forget, I think it was Soul Man.

Yeah. And he said to you, he said, he said, fuck the kids. Fuck the kids. Yo, my nigga. I say that to this day.

I'm like, fuck the kids. Fuck the kids, man. My wife be looking at me. Fuck the kids. For real. Yo, you have done so many countless classics.

So now, let's try to stay in Friday for a moment. Yeah. So, you, you, you, did you understand how hard that was going to be for filling those shoes? Oh, hell yeah. Or you just was like, yo, I'm a funny guy and I'm a rocket? No, I understood. You understood it?

Yeah, I understood how hard it was because Chris Tucker, at the time, man, man. He was going to be Eddie Murphy. He was going to be the new Eddie Murphy. Hilarious and funny and wild and real and everybody loved him and he had that voice and I mean, I'm like, damn, man. I don't

know what I'm going to do. I know one thing I'm not going to do. I'm not going to come in there and try to be him. Yeah, exactly. You know what I'm saying? So whatever I do, you're going to be you. Then I'm going to be me. And I had a character by the name of Day Day Who Day Day

Let's make some noise For Day Day At some point in this interview I'm gonna call you Day Day Just don't Don't worry about it I don't give a fuck Don't worry about it

I'm sorry yeah Yeah yeah yeah I don't give a fuck Who did you model Day Day after Someone in your name I had a cousin named I had a cousin named Brian That's who Day Day is

Yeah Cry baby Wild ass You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Getting in the shit at nigga all the time. And now,

I've seen Michael Blacksman was also in the movie. Michael Blacksman was in the movie. We had him on the show last night. Hey, exactly. Was that your first time

working with him then? No, me and Michael Blacksman started comedy together. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, and all this time I thought... He had a career last night. Yeah, I thought this nigga was African.

This nigga's from Philly. That nigga ain't African. That nigga ain't African, man. That nigga from Meek Mill Block. Yeah. Get the fuck out of here. All this time, nigga, you mother's time. I get around this nigga's mother.

This nigga's talking about, Mama, you want me to take the track? I said, what the fuck? This nigga's a real nigga from Philly. Yeah, let's make some noise for Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson. The shield on everybody's shoulders. And we're going to also take a shot of Tiger Bone.

We're going to introduce you to that. What's that? This is our sponsor. It's the star of the show. It's the star of the show. It's called Don't Smell It. And we're the shot glasses. And yo, tell people back there, my man, please keep it down, my nigga. I'm watching you.

Illegal in seven countries. That shit is like soy sauce. Yes, it is. Oh, he's on point. He is on point. I ain't gonna front. This is when your hat gonna come off, your glasses gonna come off. But it's a good deal.

Damn. It's a good deal. We're gonna get into it later. Can we get the shot glasses? Yeah, let's get the shot glasses. You know what I'm saying? Now, where's my man? You came with, it's another comedian that you brung with you.

Henry Wells. Where's Henry Wells at? Henry Wells. Where's Henry at? We ain't got another mic? He be right back. Oh,ch. Where's Henry Welch at? Henry Welch. Where's Henry at? We ain't got another mic? Oh, okay. He'll be right back. He's going to take a shit.

Yeah. He looks like he had to take a shit. No, that nigga just rolled off in his neighborhood. He out there looking for that lean somewhere. That old nigga fucking with lean? No, I'm just kidding. He said, that old nigga fucking with lean? Okay, now, at one point in your show, you talked about Chris Brown and Soulja Boy.

Right. I also looked at your Instagram. Yeah. You posted a thing of Soulja Boy and... Talking about how he was shot the niggas. No, I seen that as well. But I will get to that. But the pookie.

Yeah. The pookie. Who do you think going to win this fight, Mike? You know what I'm saying? I think Chris Brown. The only reason why I say Chris Brown, because Chris Brown fight, Mike? You know what I'm saying? I think Chris Brown. The only reason why I say Chris Brown, because Chris Brown can play ball. You know, in the hood of one of them niggas that ride motorcycles, that play ball, that know how to do everything, he going to kick your ass.

Yeah, he going to kick your ass. Yeah, he one of them niggas. So you betting on Chris Brown? Yeah, I think Chris Brown. Who are you betting on, EFN? I think Chris Brown. Chris Brown? Yeah. He just got more weight on him. Yeah, Chris Brown I think Chris Brown Chris Brown Yeah He's got more Weight on him

Yeah Chris Brown Yeah Somebody gotta vote For Soldier Boy You taking Soldier Boy Eric Yeah you going

100 dollars Eric the realtor Is taking Soldier Boy They got a date for it It's official I don't know But I'm going Wherever it's at

I'm going I'm gonna support Yeah I mean If they don't win It's gonna be a scratch off Somebody gonna get Scr scratched in there. We got to check both them niggas' nails.

One of them dancing, the other nigga do kid raps. They hanging with all them gang members that ain't shit. That's the thing about these niggas in the rap business. They be hanging with the niggas that ain't shit in the city. They be thinking that they... Like, the point of it is to get rich and get away from that shit. That's what I'm saying. Take your niggas away from that shit.

You see what I'm saying? You know what I mean? It's going backwards. You know what I'm saying? Because, you know, a nigga in the streets, he ain't trying to get in no trouble. You know, you're going to have to do that shit when you a kid. And then when you get grown, it's over with. You can't get rich

and live in a mansion and then decide you're going to be a tough motherfucker. You want to shoot a nigga now? Yeah, ain't that a bitch? Yeah, you're supposed to shoot a nigga when you're 14. 14, that's it. That's reverse gangster right there. You want to shoot a nigga at 34. Yeah. And you got a name for yourself, bozo. 24 or whatever.

This shit is crazy, my guy. But now, now, bozo. And you have to fuck everything up. 24 or whatever. This shit is crazy, Mike. But now, now. Mike Epps, you was at one point. I think you was doing an album. Yeah. Comedy album. With Scott Storch. Yeah.

I thought I seen you one day a little bit high. Is that true? A little bit. Man, I done been high. With Scott Storch, you gotta be a lot of bitch. It was a little crazy. Let me tell you something, man. I'm one of them real artistsarks You gotta be a lot of people It was a little crazy Let me tell you something man I'm one of them real artists

You know what I'm saying Like I done did a little bit Of everything You know On the drug side You know Tiger

Right there Go ahead Because you know I think Honestly I think a lot of artists Like some of your Greatest artists

If they wasn't high You wouldn't have got You wouldn't have got the best out of them. Fuck it. Jimmy Hendrix put acid on his eyes. Yeah. He let the shit melt. Richard Pryor. Yeah, Richard Pryor. All of them. Yeah, but I'm one of them real niggas. I know how to go and get down a little

bit and leave it alone. When you impersonate a cult nigga, would you be doing it on your hands? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, all kinds of shit. How you be doing that shit? Let me see. Yeah, all kinds of shit. You know what I'm saying? That's what the whole thing is.

When the whole thing won't let you know he got something, he's like, hey, man. He ain't got all that shit over there. You know what I'm saying? But I'm a pro, man. You know what I'm saying? I ain't never late to work. Wait, wait, wait. What kind of shot are they, man?

No, no, no. You're off shot duties, man. This is Tiger Bone. You don't pour that much of Tiger Bone. God damn, player. You're going to sit there and try to use this shot? Yeah. How you doing?

Yo, give me somebody. Pour some out right here. Look, look, look. Yeah, yeah. Pour some out. The little short dude on the... Pour the tiger out for some homies. Yeah, yeah.

This is for the dead homies. It's fucking Zayn. We ain't trying to kill Mike now. Come on. We're trying to get Mike loose. We ain't trying to kill him. I'll take the action. This nigga did my video.

Ooh, wee. He my family. Okay, we got to show you how to do it. Do you be drinking this shit? Yeah, I'm drinking this shit. Here. Ado, ado. Ado, yeah.

No, no, no. Ado, ado. What's that mean? Ado, ado. Ready? Sound it. Yeah Bing bong Damn You know what Describe that This shit tastes like iodine

Nigga did I just drink some iodine We're gonna die together Mike Man I swear to God. This shit tastes bad in the mother. We had Rick Ross take. Rick Ross wouldn't let us go three, right? No, he was not having it. I ain't having it.

Shit, Rick Ross took that. But you know who, damn near a whole bottle of Stiles too. You know who... Damn near a whole bottle style speed. You know it's actually herbs. It is. It's actually herbs. That's what it tastes like. There's a lot of ginger in there.

Yeah, it tastes like one of them motherfucking Chinese herbs. Get your life right. It's not like a Viagra, like you'll be walking around with the hard shit, but if you happen to play the game, you'll be ready. You know what I'm saying? My mama always told me, you watch them New York niggas, they ain't too fast. They got some new shit you ain't got yet.

Yeah, we very fast. So, Mike, you do... So, All About the Benjamins came in between after Next Friday, correct? Yeah, All About the Benjamins was a film that was mine that I took to Ice Cube. What? That was your film? Yeah, that was... That was here in Miami, right?

Yeah, that was shot here in Miami. I took it to Cube. We shot it under Cube Vision. I produced it, man. We hired... Went through a rigorous casting. When you say it's your film, you mean that was your idea? You wrote it? My script. It was my script. I took it to Cube.

Wow, I never heard that. Yeah, yeah. I mean, well, it's in the credits. You might not hear this shit, but it's in the credits. All right. You might not hear this shit, but it's in the credits. Right. If you look at the TV thing and the credits going down, that motherfucker say, Mike gave it to him. I ain't going to say that.

Mike gave the script to Q. No, but yeah, All About the Benjamin was shot here in Miami, man. To me, I think that was my best film I ever did. I love that. I mean, that is my favorite. You know what I mean? That is my, I can't say it's my favorite Mike Epps film. It discovered, oh, girl. But it's my favorite.

Eva Mendes. Yeah, yeah. Eva Mendes. That was her break. That was her break? Yeah. Wow. And I remember them auditioning a whole lot of people.

They auditioned Lil' Kim. For that role? For that role, yeah. They auditioned Lil' Kim. For that role? For that role, yeah. They auditioned Lil' Kim. I couldn't imagine that. Nah, I can't. When you lost your wallet, she was like, she grabbed you by your head. She was like, Randejo!

I said, oh my God, that's a Latina. She's Cuban. I think she's Cuban. She's Cuban like a motherfucker. She's Cuban, man. She's Cuban, man. But yeah, y'all. She was a great actress in that movie, man.

So you was a part of the casting and all that for this? Oh, yeah, man. Wow. I get really, you know, and I mean, a lot of films that I do, man, I'm just not one of them artists that wear it on my sleeves. But, you know, my production company has produced a whole lot of different films in the business, including Meet the Blacks. That's been my latest. Yes. The latest movie.

I fuck with Meet the Blacks. Mike Tyson is off the chain. Yeah, that nigga's crazy. Yes. The latest movie. Yes, I fuck with Meet the Blacks. Mike Tyson is off the chain. Yeah, that nigga's crazy. Yes. And you're in the Resident Evil films, right? Yeah, Resident Evil. This nigga's in everything. I like those films.

I did a lot of movies. I did a lot. I got a big catalog. Survivors of Morse. That's about LeBron, right? The basketball joint. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's on Showtime.

You're everywhere, my man. Yeah, they kill me on that show. Yeah, yeah. I asked for some more money. But you killed the dog. I seen that. What did you do? You sprayed some foul shit, and the dog went and smelled it, and he died, and then you went and helped

everybody investigate. Because the white boy had the dog shitting in my yard. You know what I'm saying? Next door neighbor, white boy got the dog. He walked the dog and walk he past everybody's house and get to my house and let the motherfucker shit in the yard. So I said, okay, you won't be shitting in here again.

Right, and you killed him. I'm gonna send you to doggy heaven. He said, let's make some noise for Mike Epps being like Mike Vick. Let's make some noise. Some niggas are looking like, damn, I'm not sure. It's just a movie, so I think it's not a dog movie. Don't calm down, damn, I'm not sure. It's not a dog. Don't come down, Peter.

So now. What's wrong with this motherfucker? Yeah, yeah, we fucked up. You on tour right now. Let's big up this tour that you're on. Yeah, this tour right here is crazy. This is a tour that is just like the last tour. You know what I'm saying?

Are Rock Nation's a part of this? No, no, no. No, Rock Nation is part of this. You know what I'm saying? This is Nation's a part of this? No, no, no. No Roc Nation's a part of this. You know what I'm saying? This is what I do. This is a Mike Epps festival of laughs. Now I go around the country and I just use all

of these comics that we all know and love and just put them on the show. Like last night, we had Arnaz J, you know, Bruce Bruce, Jay Pharoah. I seen Jay Pharoah. You know what I mean? So we, I use all show like last night we had arnaz jay you know bruce bruce jay farrell i seen jay you know i mean so we i use all of them we got i got arsenio hall opening up on one of these shows coming up you know so i've just been grabbing all the comics and putting them together putting them

on these big shows called festival of laughs did you get michael blacksmith dressed yesterday because he had i don't know what the fuck that nigga had on, man. He seen his shoes, though? The shoes matched. But his shirt was Versace. You got to respect him. That nigga had on a suit that when I used to eat now and later, they had a special now and later called a mystery mix. That motherfucker was yellow and purple.

I said, this nigga look like a mystery mix right now. Henry killed him when he said, nigga, nigga look like Mr. Mix right now. Henry killed him when he said, nigga you look like Kodak Black's real daddy. Now, last night you also, you also acknowledged the Miami hip hop scene, which I thought was dope. Yeah.

You gave love to Uncle Luke, who was actually in the crowd. Uncle Luke. You gave love to Trick Daddy. who was actually in the crowd. Uncle Luke. You gave love to Trick Daddy, and you gave love to Pork and Bean Projects. Yes, sir. You gave love to Trina and all that. Now, is that, when you go to each state, you have to know about the hood

or that's just who you were? Well, you know, when you travel, and you know this, Norris, when you've been doing, when you travel and you're an artist, man, you go to really, you really live in these towns. Exactly. Because you there all the time. As you go live in these towns, you learn who's who and what's what.

The lay of the land. Yeah. And they become family to you. You know what I'm saying? You ready for another one? Yeah. I've been coming to Miami for years, man. I mean, ever since Luke Skywalker Skywalker and I've started man I've

been loving to live crew and all that yeah you know I know about them the the old artists the the shoddies his beard is standing up he He love Miami. He love Miami slang. We got Mike Epps getting loose over the tiger bone. God damn it. I feel you can do that dance after you do that. You got to go with it. You did. I don't know if you know brother but I was so excited to have you in my video. Like I did whatever I had. You know we wasn't supposed to film the video in L.A.

We shot it in L.A. But we shot it because I wanted to shoot it in Puerto Rico. And this is nothing for people listening. This is nothing. This is nothing for everybody because everybody call it homeboy. Homeboy. I came to party. But I wanted you in my video so bad.

Was that one of your biggest hits? That was one of my biggest hits. Yes, it was. What was your biggest hit? No, that one was your biggest hit. Well, it depends. Oye Mi Condo and Superstar. Ollamikondo hit the most countries ever.

I had a Spanish record. Boricua, Morena. You know, I'm half Puerto Rican and shit. But all my friends is Dominican. It's fucked up. Look at that. My barber's Dominican. My fucking...

But you're more a nigga than any of them. I'm a nigga, though. I'm a nigga. You're all a nigga. I got niggardom in me. It's all niggardom. And then you get Puerto Rican in the eyebrows. But then I get Puerto Rican in the eyebrows.

The only good hair that's on your eyebrows. The rest of your hair nappy as well. I got good hair. Hold on. This man right here is a nigga right here. Hold on. Hold on. My son, you can see my son's shit.

My son's shit. Look, you can tell he's getting lit. We always know from the push of the table, how far you push the table, the guest is lit. But, Mike, man, let me tell you something. This show is about praising our legends. Because in our business, I would like to ask you how it is in comedy. But after you get five to ten years in this business,

whether you're successful or not, people want to call you the old person. People want to kick you out. And we don't want to do that here. Here, we interview our legends because we want to keep them alive. Because in our culture, you know, something that I recognize, you know, Mick Jagger and the Rolling Stones, they're 65

years old. And they're still cool in their community. But when a person hit, you know, this year I'm going to be 40. I'm going to do a big birthday party. And I finally hit 40 their community. But when a person hit, you know, this year I'm going to be 40. I'm going to do a big birthday party. I finally hit 40. Me. So I'm going to do three big birthday parties. You made it 40 years old. But in our

culture, once you get old, people want to kick you out and say it's over for you and things like that. And that's not what we do here. What we do here, we got people listening to us and we always want to salute the people who put in that work and who do here. What we do here, we got people listening to us, and we always want to salute the people who put in that work and who's here. And we ain't necessarily young, but we young in here.

We young in the mind. So we salute our legends. And tonight, we are celebrating and we are saluting the motherfucking legend of Mike Mothafuckin' Lateson! I appreciate that, man. You know what I mean? Oh, this one works.

Damn. Every day is New Year's Eve or your birthday. Was that some pussy dust? Capone came here. His horn blew all the Roombas. Capone from the Bronx. You know Roombas in the Bronx? Look at this nigga.

Look at this nigga. Capone from the Bronx. So now, what was Look at this nigga. I'm in the Bronx. So now, what was it when you was putting the powder on your hand? Baby powder. You was smacking the nigga. I was baby powder the pimp. I knew a real pimp that used to put cocaine in his hand. That had to be from Chicago.

No, he's from Milwaukee. I knew he's from Milwaukee. How do you do that? I don't know. I told you. Don't be playing them up. I gave you. Dust will jump everywhere.

The bitch can't just scream. It's the dust, the crowd, the smack, all of it that made it. Let me tell you one thing. I was in Scott Storrs' crib one night. I got to go there because I want to tell you the dust thing. And he has so much coke in his drawer that when he closed the drawer, it looked like when LeBron go like that. It was just cocaine everywhere.

Hey, man, he was living the life. He was scar-faced. You didn't ask either. He still living. I didn't ask either. You was there, right? I didn't ask either. It was like...

Yo, come on, man. Get in my chair. Come on, man. Y'all give it up. This nigga is a fool right here. Now, this nigga right here, this is one of them niggas that he's undiscovered

and he's a damn fool. Come on over here, man. How he undiscovered? That nigga killed the stage last night. Everybody knew who he was. Give him a shot of Tiger Bone, just cause. Y'all want to get me drunk?

Yeah, Mike said you was hitting lean. Is that correct? No. I'm on heroin. There you go. Enjoy that. Come on, get in the other chair, nigga. We need a chair.

Yeah, I'm on the boy. Come on, nigga. You on that boy? We can sit right here. That nigga's ass is about this big. Come on, get in the other chair. That nigga's ass is about this big. This dude got a...

Buckle butt, motherfucker. He got a booty like a 20-year-old boy And he want to talk to that Shit got awkward over here Weird Now introduce yourself to the people My name Henry Wells, the most feared man in comedy Straight out of Birmingham, Alabama They still hang niggas in Alabama

I moved to Georgia Oh god, yeah You can't sip that, you I'm good. Oh, God, yeah. But the white vote, you can't sip that. You got to take that down. Oh, no shit. Okay. Yeah. No Ciroc over here.

Ain't no titties or ditties over here. You got OEDs. You don't like Ciroc. It's the best thing in the world. And the killer's in the belly arm. Put the microphone around. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This ain't the right way.

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With rapper N.O.R.E. and DJ EFN So, say the name for the people again Henry Welch Henry Welch Yeah, you can see me right now On the Shack All Stars Live from Las Vegas I've been out here doing dates with Mike Epps He's a motherfucker fool

A ignorant nigga, man I've been doing Mike Epps for 20 Epps. He's a motherfucker fool. An ignorant nigga, man. I've been knowing Mike Epps for 20 years. Yeah, we met each other back in the day. He always been this funny? He always been ignorant. Ignorant. Yeah. So he knew he owed me so he let me come out here and try to make it up to him. Because I had a car when he didn't back in the day so I made sure he'd get a ride

home and shit. That's what's up. He was your Uber back then? And he got my mama wig off left where he did some good shit for me. And that was $40. Exactly. Oh, man. I've been checking your shit out, man.

I like your shit. Y'all been in this for a long time. Yo, man, listen, man. Again, I just want to reiterate, you know, I went to see you guys

show last night and I couldn't believe how many people were suited and booted and you could tell they went to the barber. Right. Yeah. Their lines were sharp. It was a special night for them. Let me ask y'all something. Okay.

Y'all both OGs in the comedy. What do y'all think of when y'all hear the title, Kings of Comedy? I just feel like it's just a title. I feel like Mike Epps is the king of comedy. Yeah, because he hasn't been out here for years, and he'll go behind anybody on stage. I just feel like it's just a title. I feel like Mike Epps is the king of comedy. You know what I'm saying? For real.

Yeah, because he ain't been out here for years, and he'll go behind anybody on stage. I'm talking about anybody. You feel what I'm saying? So that's the king of comedy to me. And he ain't put a lot of us on. You know what I'm saying? A lot of us are getting attention because of Mike Epps. Yeah, so he's the real king of comedy.

God damn it. Hey, man, you know what? And I feel the same way about the other comics. You know what I mean? So it's vice versa. Henry Welch is a raw comic, man. And one of them underground comics, like Robin Harris and all the different real comics like that. Henry's like one of them type of comics.

Now, them kind of comics like Robin Harris, Bernie Mack, Red Fox. Them dudes didn't get breaks until they was in their older age. They've been out here for a long time. Here you go, Henry. You want me to get high on tape? Get high. Get some drugs. You smoke different, Henry.

Medical marijuana. Medical marijuana. What do you have, Mike? Right here. You're wrong another one, boy. Exactly. Let me just tell you something, man. We going to continue.

Where do you get all this energy at, Noy? Me? I got energy. You're 40 years old. I'm about to be 40. Don't try to play it off. I'm 40 in September. You's 40 years old. No, I'm about to be 40. Don't put that in the stream. Don't try to play it off. You're 40. I'm 40 in September. Snigga's all the time.

He builds pyramids. I am 40. I'm not 40 yet. But you know, like I said, we continue to salute our legends. So now, you do Next Friday. Now you get this call about Friday at the Next. Yeah. Where was you at and what was your reaction?

Well Friday at the next was just That was a relationship film Me and Cube we was already Holy moly donut shop Yeah Top flight of security of the world Greg And that's what I'm saying See there's a lot of comics out here

To do movies and stuff like that And big ups to them But You don't remember what the fuck They said in the movie That's true You know what I mean You just seen the movie

If you ask somebody If you ask If somebody asks you What'd they say in the movie You'd be like I don't remember what the fuck They said I feel like you're talking

About Kevin Hart Is that where we're going That's a lot of them My bad It's a bunch of them Mother It's a lot. My bad. It's a bunch of them motherfuckers. You know what I mean? They don't got the memorable lines.

No. And I, so basically what I'm saying, I stand on that. The stuff that I say, it ain't your beauty, it's your booty, that's going to last forever. Yep. You know what I mean? Everybody's going to say that. That's true. Now, is you on Kevin Hart? Because I feel like y'all had went through something at some point.

No, Kevin Hart, he's my little brother, man. You know what I mean? Kevin Hart, he's a lot younger than me. And big ups to Kevin Hart. But he came in at a time where, you know, I did Def Comedy Jam. He never did Def Comedy Jam, right? No, he, I did Def Comedy Jam. He never did Def Comedy Jam, right? No, he didn't do Def Comedy Jam.

He came in the game when Instagram was available for... I'm trying to figure if this is a shot or not. Continue. No, that's a shot against... He's saying it's different. Every young motherfucker came in at a time... It was harder back in the day. It's like say it's different. It's different. Every young motherfucker came in at a time.

It was harder back in the day. Came in at a time. It's like music now, too. What they were doing with Instagram is, you know, we came up at a time where, you know, you had to really rock that shit for people to remember you and come back out and see you. They couldn't go to your page and see shit. So, you know, it's a time difference like you said. Yeah, but you got

like two million people following you, so it's the same thing for you. Well, you know, I ain't an Instagram dude because I ain't in the mood all the time to be sitting up there fucking with a bunch of strange people. But you do get the internet. But I do get the internet.

I do get the internet. I'll be on the internet, but I can't, you know what I'm saying? Shit. I need another drink. You want another shot of Tiger? Is that what you say? Okay, get this Dose. I don't know why I pronounced it like that.

Dose? You said Dose? I felt like I said Dusseldorf. Y'all got to remember, media don't beef, man. We don't have why I pronounced it like that. You said Dulce? I felt like I said Düsseldorf. Y'all got to remember, comedians don't beef, man. We don't have security guards either. We have to deal with it. Y'all ain't have no security.

You know me, I don't have security. I have to deal with it. I felt like I should have my pistol because I said, but you know what? It was so cool. But I swear to God, if something would have went wrong,

somebody would have got shot. This is my friend. His name is Sonny DBT. He's the flea market king. That nigga got more wrinkles in his head than a leatherhead. A leatherhead motherfucker. A Sonny DBT. A leatherhead.

That nigga got that first football. A leatherhead. A leatherhead. I don't have my baby. You never did, man. You never did. Yo. I picture that old school shit. Yo, boy, I thought of another one, brother. Looked like Meet the Browns. Mr. Browns.

I thought it was Mr. Browns. He looked like Mr. Browns. Yeah, I thought it was Mr. Browns. That is Mr. Hades. Oh, shit. Mm-hmm. God damn it. So now, with that being said, you said that,

you know, there's the Instagram, you know, let me get that. Go on. Mike, Mike, you fucked up. Come on. Man, that's keep smoking.

Calm down, man. You got Snoop Dogg? You been smoking with Snoop Dogg? Y'all gotta have five more than my mother. Yeah, yeah, listen. He trying to see if I can smoke. Yeah, no, you been smoking

with Snoop Dogg too long. You said him, you got to do that roll for him. Snoop got to do that roll. You said I wasn't smoking, though. You wasn't smoking. This dude just rolled up for Snoop all day. Yeah, I know. I ain't got that much money yet.

No, you can do it, though. I'm going to get there. I'm going to get there. Yeah. I'm going to get there. So now, let me ask you an OG question. What actually makes a person a comedian? A comedian is somebody that can take a story that a lot of y'all take serious,

and we can go make it funny. You know what I'm saying? You know it's a serious story. We can turn it around. We can tell you the story. You can follow us. It's like we're like doctors. When we get on stage, we got your attention.

Because you go to the doctor, you tell him, you know, this was wrong with you, that was wrong with you. So we're like doctors up there. So that's what makes a real comedian. He can go to any crowd. So let me hit y'all with some shit, then. And walk up to you and just call a motherfucker an ugly-ass bitch and she start laughing. I want y'all to say something

funny about Donald Trump. Fuck Donald Trump. Because that's a horrible situation. Can we see the positive for this? Make us laugh about it. What the fuck is Donald Trump? Because I'm a horrible situation. Can we see the positive for this? Make us laugh about it. Make us laugh about it. What the fuck is Donald Trump?

Because I'm scared to death. Well, believe it or not, by him not being able to really understand how to be the president, the streets might get a chance to eat now. Yeah, the drugs might come back. The dope might get in the streets. And see, that's what the real people don't understand. Let me tell you something. The Republicans like to put the cocaine out.

Let me tell you something. I wasn't ready. Let me tell you something. We love Obama. Like the Reagan era? Yeah. When Obama was in office. With no cocaine.

I know people that were kingpins are selling half. I went to a dude house. He used to have all the work. Now he's selling half. So I'm just letting you know. He got kilos of hair. Kilos of hair. Indian hair.

Yeah, that's what they don't understand about America. When the streets ain't eating, the country ain't eating, man. That's one thing about that group of dudes, the BMF dudes. Man, they was spending money, man. They had people going to the mall and buying clothes and all kinds of shit. I was hosting twoBML parties. You can't discredit the hood, man. Once you discredit the hood,

you know, and then they lock Del Chapo up. I had just talked to him about an hour before they left. Yeah, he was going to do a reality show with Del Chapo. Yeah, I was going to do a reality show with Del Chapo. Yeah, man. They was talking about Sean Penn. I was hanging with him before Sean. I'm going to introduce you to Sean.

And guess who introduced me to El Chapo? Scott Storch. And get what El Chapo had told me. I could be his Uber driver. I was all set up for the gig. You get hit with his shot? Man, what y'all trying to do? Hey, man.

You got to sweat out your eyebrows. Hey, man. I still got some night left in me. I want to go out. No, you ain't connecting. No, out of eye, nigga. Look at me. I'm not about to out of eye you.

Look at me in my eye, nigga. Look at the twinkle in his eye. Come on. You got to connect now. Come on. You got to connect. All right. Come on. Fuck it. I'm not about the eye to eye. Look at me and my eye. Look at the twinkle in his eye. Go on, you got to connect now. Go on, there you got to connect. All right, come on. Fuck it, I'm in. All right, let's go. Now our life is different.

Now our life is a little different. Yeah, it's very different. It's very different. Now I know what this show really is about. Yeah. Fuck the interviews. It's about this liquor. It's about this liquor. It's about this liquor.

Having fun. Yeah, you always have great fun. I see that. That's what makes it so unique. You gotta have fun, man. Every day. And people have been telling me, man, they said, man, you guys are comedic. And I can't really take that.

But most rappers are funny, though. Y'all have the best lines and everything. Y'all have the best lines. And some funny-looking motherfuckers, too. Talk about some rappers. You remember Grand Poobah? Hey! What happened? You didn't piss in. I didn't piss in. I didn't.

And, uh, so now, comedy. I'm going to do a show like this and I'm going to be sponsoring drug deals. It's going to have coke sitting on the table. I'm going to say, sponsor the BD Brothers right here.

Let's bring up Vaportini. Vaportini. Vaportini will smoke the shot. Oh yeah, right here. We got to prep it. Come on, we ain't prep it. You smoked the liquor. Prep it over here. Best. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We just got to prep it. Come on. Somebody prep it. You smoked the liquor. Prep it over here.

We got Best Buy Liquors for providing all that. Yeah, drink that. You know you drink Old English. I ain't going to front. Billy Dee Williams is literally a step uncle. We got a little bottle here. You know Billy Dee Williams is a step uncle, nigga. Come on.

Let's go. Drink that. Drink that smooth coke, buddy. Is that why I let you? Listen, listen, listen, listen. Old English ain't Billy Dee Williams. Billy Dee Williams is Coke 45. Coke 45, yeah.

See, you can tell it on yourself. Yeah, you tell it on yourself. But Old English, is that your time? Hell yeah, 1990s. In private stock, nigga, 1990s. In private stock, I remember that. Yeah, 1990s, you know what I'm saying? When niggas was wearing Carhartts and driving 5.0s

and wearing 8-ball and troop jackets. Wearing beanies. Wearing motherfucking overhauls, you know what I'm saying when niggas was wearing car hearts and driving 5.0 s and wearing eight ball and troop jackets wearing beanie We're fucking overhauls. We know I'm saying with with our Timberland boots with lumberjack the lumberjack shirts motherfuckers had I'm talking about the drug deal as soon as a Motherfucker go to buy some drugs and nigga pull out one of them little bitty scales and just weigh it right there on the block So and I'm it and give you seven grams right there. So I know you're talking about yourself.

Boy, you hear me? I know how to eyeball some dope in a minute. Sometimes a motherfucker catch me right when I just cop and I needed that money. I ain't have time to bag it up. I'll sit there and serve him right off the brick and just eyeball.

The motherfucker had $20. I'll serve a $20 motherfucking customer right there. I'm serving. I want $20 too. Get all that motherfucker money. Oh my God. Yo, what is this? Jim Beam. You want some Jim Beam?

I just feel like you drink Jim Beam. You feeling wrong? Yeah, you feeling wrong. How did this get on this table? Look what it say. That's by Lickers. That's by Lickers. Devil's cut.

Devil's cut. No, I'm a ball. I just look like this. I don't really drink this. You don't really drink? I drink upscale shit like this. You know we got marijuana infused vodka. Right here.

Wow. But Ciroc is the best vodka in the world. You can take got marijuana infused vodka. Right here. Wow. But Soraka is the best vodka in the world. You can take the bottle. You can have it. Okay. It's marijuana infused. You want one, Mike?

It's marijuana infused. Amen. For some reason. Do we got gifts? Yeah, we do. Oh, yeah. Give me the gifts. Give me my favorite new show.

Yeah. One for you. Oh, man. And one for you. And we got my boy We Do coming up, right? I say that name right? Rito. Rito. Yeah, Rito. Come over here and boy, Redo, coming up, right? I say that name right? Redo.

Redo. Yeah, Redo. Come over here and say what's up to these people, goddammit. Goddamn Redo in the building. Yo, you got the cup. See, I ain't even got that cup.

What do you mean? You got a lot. I'm Friday. You got a shot? I know, but I need a cup for here. You got a shot, glad. Look, look, Mike. Look, we taking care of y'all.

Henry, we taking care of y'all. I'm going to give this shit to one of my cousins that we watching this shit. Talk right here, Redo. Oh, what's going on? You know I never love you. What's going on, y'all. Yo, Redo, girl. I'm going to give this shit to one of my cousins that will be watching this shit. Talk right here, Redo. Oh, what's going on? I never know. What's going on, y'all?

No, no, no. You got this shit. You good. Who is this little fat Swift star right here? I thought this was Yo Gotti. I thought this was a Busta Rhymes dude. What's going on, man? What's going on, man?

I thought that was CeeLo, really. No, no. No, no. No, his arm's too long. CeeLo's arm's like this. I just want to be in the game. They take it crazy. You kind of like a big midget. You know what I mean?

He's going to grow out of it. He's going to grow out of it. a big midget Talk about me, man. Who do I look like? What about this shirt right here? Is that a school teacher shirt right there? Ain't he built like a blunt? He's built like a little short ITU. Nigga, you look like dying with Mr. Cooper, nigga. That's a good one. A nigga with a lace front beard.

So, yeah, I'll take that. He got a lace front beard? Yeah. Died with Mr. Cooper? Get that blunt, nigga. You smoking? Get that blunt. You know, he on Instagram, he famous. This is an L nigga.

Oh, yeah, he's a fool. I'll stay watching that. I appreciate y'all, man. Look, I'm putting comedians together. This is what I do. Over here at Street Chats. We do, we put people together. Big up Nayshawn and Super O for helping me put this together.

Yeah, Nayshawn. Yeah, the dude with Nayshawn and Super O for helping put this together. Nayshawn. He left the club at seven this morning. Who, Nayshawn? Yeah, I'm telling Hov

all type of shit on him. I'm making up shit on Nayshawn. He left out with the power collapse man. Just call him, because he snitched on me.

You know that, right? You know Nayshawn snitched on me. I had said something wrong about Hov, and Hov done called me the day after

Thanksgiving, had me sweating all type of places. I ain't supposed to be sweating, but Nayshawn did it, but that's my man. I told Hov all type of places. I ain't supposed to be sweating, but they sure did it. But that's my man. I told Hov that I seen him. I said, Hov, I seen your little nephew.

Yeah, he was having fun with me. He was laughing. I said, I see your nephew. He said, you better watch him. He be having them hoes around And all kind of shit He's gang related He's gang related?

Oh man I ain't know that Nakeshawn I ain't know that about you This is my nigga Nakeshawn Can y'all pop that bottle? Which one? Pop the bottle nigga The Moet

Yeah No no not that one Have you ever started cocaine? No, I never have I love cocaine stories I think he is lying The way he said, no, I never have That's some bullshit

That ain't no fucking way He's been here all this goddamn time Who got cocaine? Who got cocaine here? His wife over there like this. He don't like cocaine, but he likes straws. He likes straws. I love the cocaine story.

Oh! Shots fired. Shots fired. Pop, pop, pop. Pop, pop, pop, pop. That's how you do it. This is how I do it. This is a real motherfucking TV show.

This is a real TV show right here, man. You know we got this on Revolt. Why? This is on TV? It's on TV. Shout out to Pete Diddy. Yeah, shout out to Diddy for cutting the jack. Yeah, Pete Diddy.

So like I said, again, the Deleon is the best thing in the world. You understand? The Deleon. Follow me, Mike. The Deleon. And the Ciroc. Don't forget the Ciroc. on is the best thing in the world. You understand? The Daily Y'all. Follow me, Mike. The Daily Y'all. And the Ciroc. Don't forget the Ciroc. You can't go wrong when you got the Ciroc going on. Come on, baby. I'm going to tell you something. Now, this motherfucker will kill a nigga

with diabetes. With diabetes. I call it the diabetes. Oh, my God. Because it done beat you. The diabetes. The, my God. Because it done beat you. The beat. The beat. The beat is your ass. But check this out, man.

This is a real show right here, man. Yeah, but it's a real show. Y'all live. You know what I mean? We have fun. Everybody watching this shit, too. That's what I like. Y'all got it.

I'm not going to lie. You popped it, but you didn't pour. And I'm offended. You got to pour. You got to pour yourself something. You pop it. I was popping it for him. Take one of these.

Yeah, give him a Ciroc cup. Ciroc cups, right. And the Ciroc guy just pulled up in here. He making sure we all doing our job. Yeah, you in the game. Hey, you smoking? Where everybody else at? Yeah, I'm with you.

Yo, Mike, you don't know him? Who? I see that nigga on Instagram. On Instagram. We never met. Talk about it. Oh, you never met. That's right.

That's dope. That's dope. And they bait you as soon as they see you. So I love comedians. So y'all can actually just make fun of somebody. Every day. And everybody. And when you're a comedian, you have to understand that that's the right of passage.

Man, I can walk up on people and just say, you's an ugly ass bitch. And they'll start laughing. I'll be like, damn. Do you know what I just said? You get a pass for this. I get a pass for this shit. That's crazy. See, that's the thing.

See, that's why I'm saying. As soon as I came in town, I got in the rental car and drove straight to the pork and bean and jumped out the car. Right. Right there where first 40, somebody's told you. A lot of people can't do that. Nobody can do that. Motherfuckers, they had teddy bears and shit right there at the door where a motherfucker just died. Right. They had teddy bears and shit right there at the door where my mother just died and I jumped out the car just you know, because

You know when you when you know when you of the people you're not gonna ever be scared of them And you're gonna be ready to die when you love the people I Respect that but I'm gonna have to ask you to stop that You already proved you the hood is a nigga in world, Mike. We're going to have to keep you in South Beach, okay? Poking beans is not safe. I'm just keeping it real with you. You Mike Epps and I seen Jinky Pomodas? Brother, I

jump out on the south side of Chicago. I jump out any motherfucking way out of the car and be right there. I only stay for about five minutes. That's what I'm talking about. That's how you do it. That's what I mean. That's all you need. It's called cameo.

A cameo period. Take a picture. Take a picture. Five minutes. That's it. Three seconds and we go. Five pictures. It was great for ten minutes,

like you said. But I swear to God, man, that is the beauty because a lot of people come to Miami and they come straight to South Beach. They never cross the bridge. They don't go to the real Miami.

They don't go down there over in the Pork and Beans and jump out the car. Oh, even right here. We in Little Haiti right now. Let me tell you something. Take your ass down there where it's real and jump out the car on that real shit. Don't wait until you get to live and we walk around that motherfucker with a gun in your pocket. Let me tell you one story. That shit don't count.

I'm going to across the street from Pogamene or Liberty City. No, this is I had caught a flat tire. I remember. They ain't gonna fire you though. Let me tell you what happened. I went to get my tire fixed, but

Pogamene right there or whatever, it was just one project, and there's so much gunshot. Pow, my mind going on. So I tell the police, police. I said, you want to hear that? Niggas said, oh, that's not my jurisdiction. I never seen that in my life. That's my nigga.

Police said, that's not my jurisdiction. I said, you bitch ass nigga, go out there. The nigga was like, that's how crazy. He didn't want no problem. And this, like, Miami, like, people just only think about South Beach. Now, this is a rough place. Miami is a very rough place. You just got to know where to walk, but always respect it.

And that's why I always. And those hoods, like Pork and Beans, they real isolated, too. See, Mike had been there 10 years ago, so it was like a reunion. When they saw him back over there, like, Mike, you was here 10 years ago. You came back. Yeah, so it felt like he came back for him. But he didn't but he did come back

but boy when I be standing around the hood like that and everybody be laughing and cheering I something I say turn around

and look and when I look it be one nigga looking at me okay it's time to get the fuck out of here he ain't feeling it

that's that one nigga that soldier because he feel like he the neighborhood dude or he knows you leaving big soldier ain't from the. He ain't feeling it. That's that one nigga that Soulja Boy cut your heart off. He feel like he the neighborhood dude. Or he knows you leaving. Big Soul ain't from here. You ain't staying there. Right.

Yeah, but I love it, man. I want to ask you a motherfucking question. Okay, you can. Let me get to Jinky Promoters real quick. That's another hood classic. Do you know that?

Yes. Hood classic. Hood classic. Jelly Roll Entertainment. Jelly Roll Entertainment. And Russell Redd in conjunction. Now, whose idea was the janky for more? Because that was no head on.

Every rapper, because y'all niggas, y'all comedians ain't drinking shit. Y'all pot the bottle. You pot the bottle on ice. You ain't even pouring nothing, nigga. I'm not drinking. P. Sing, man. What are you doing, man? Oh, P. Sing.

Let me show y'all niggas. This is how French people pour this shit. Okay, you from New York. Now I'm sending these French. No, I got French ways. I could have saw what they do. Pyramids in the door. I got French ways.

Come on, niggas. Drink up, niggas. You want to do another shot? Y'all want to switch up? Y'all want to switch up on the alcohol? Let's do another shot. Come on, Mike. This is three. 50 did four.

And he don't drink. 50 did four. And this is documented. And what have we done so far? Three? We've done three. Let's do four. We got to go four.

You got to tie 50 at least. Come on, Mike. Get another shot of Tiger Bone. Let's make some noise for that. You were supposed to lick it off, though. If you want to switch the lick off, I'm fucking with you, Mike. Get a little shot of Tiger Bone. Let's make some noise for that. You were supposed to lick it off, though. If you want to switch the lick off, I'm fucking with you, Mike. You were the hottest nigga in the world. Can't believe you did my video when you did it.

I want to thank you, man. How y'all need to do for the two live dudes to go drink? No, no, no. Eddie, you can't pour like that. Mr. Mix, that's your daddy. Mr. Mix, your daddy. Ah, me so horny. That's your daddy, bro.

I like how you played along with my daddy. Let's stop, brother. Look at him. You know how to pull. Yeah, pull. And one more. We got two more. Two more.

Get his name right. Redo. Redo. Where's the Ciroc come from? You got to make it. You got to just be red. He had a simple shout. I want to ask you, Nori, because you.

All right, let's take a shot first. Wait, wait. Give me. Because you know this is a lick of cocaine, just in case y'all ain't know. Solid. All right. Where you at? You ain't got one?

I got it. Yo, eye to eye, nigga. Look, no. Eye to eye. Eye to eye, nigga. I got big eyes. I see. Let's go.

So, look. Ah. Even though you a rapper. Look at how big bones. Yeah you're a rapper, right? Look at how big bones. Yeah. You're a rapper, right? Yeah. You're a rapper from the 90s.

Yeah. How do you feel about these young rappers right now? Right. Okay. Now, what do you think about that? All right. I'm going to give you the best answer I could ever give. I've always been two people, right?

Because I'm black and Puerto Rican. So I've been always, you drop me in Mexico, I don't know how to relate with them niggas. You drop me in Kingston, I don't know how to relate with them niggas. So I try to look at life like that. A part of me says, that's not what hip-hop is. But then a part of me says, that's what they said about me when I was young. Wow, yeah. So I learned to accept both. That's yeah. So I learned to accept both.

That's real. And I learned to approach both with the same love. Like, when I hear real hip-hop, I always be like, yeah. Yeah. What the fuck, of course. When I hear a Lupe Fiasco or fucking, because I want to big up Lupe, because I felt he hit me on Twitter. Yeah, you kind of threw a little shade on him.

But when I hear Lupe Fiasco or Talib Kweli or Nas or J. Cole, when I hear real hip-hop, I always, but I can't be mad at, my bitch is bad and bougie. Fucker the coke of the Uzi. And I don't care. That's real shit. Why the fuck with that? Because, you know why?

I ain't aged. I ain't aged. That's Elliot Wilson train. Don't worry about it. We know you don't know who he is. Don't problem. Roll another blunt, please. Make it happen.

All right, come on. Here you go. Yo, Mike, you came with a bag of weed. Where'd your weed go? Let's smoke my ass weed. You want me to go get it? Yeah. Go ahead, nigga.

That nigga's got some weed. He gonna bring heroin and shit. You understand what I'm saying? You understand what I'm saying? What I'm saying is, I can't. I don't fuck with the old school. You like, I'll do that.

That's how the old niggas be sitting there at the crap table. They wouldn't. They'd take the back blanket. Come on, man. That's enough. Go to the liquor store for me. give me a pack of Powerade. Hey, man, you know where I used to cop some dope, right?

You know where I used to cop dope at? Right there on 147 Broadway. In between Broadway and Amsterdam. Oh, that's Dominican. One time, yeah, the Dominicans. One time, I'm up in that Motherfucker buying some Some dope

And the motherfucker Took me upstairs The dude sitting at the desk He had the cocaine right there In the aluminum foil He had the crusher He was sitting there crushing And putting it in the aluminum foil

And one of them said Bop bop And when he said Bop bop Nigga the police was coming in While I'm standing I swear to God While I'm standing there Copping One of them said, pop-pop! And when he said, pop-pop, nigga, the police was coming in. While I'm standing, I swear to God, while I'm standing there copping, they start running.

I said, man, what am I going to do? So the dude that was serving the code, I followed him. He's like, come on, come on, come on. And I swear, we was just running through some doors. I swear to God, in New York. Up in Harlem. And when we ran out, we came out of a door, nigga. We was on the inside of the apartment. Like, it was... Behind the walls?

No, no. Like, in New York, in the projects, they have, like, a fort on the inside of them. Oh, like a courtyard. Like a courtyard inside the projects. Like, the projects are surrounded on the inside nigga we was talking boris give it the boy we was running through motherfucking water and all that we went through a door nigga we was on water yeah we was on 125th street no we was on broadway when we went through the door we walked out the door nigga we was on Broadway he went that way I went that way

When I first moved in New York I had a Cadillac right I went to pick This bitch said, I didn't know you drove a cab. I said, bitch, that's my car. I'm from Indiana, bitch. This is luxury in Indiana. You don't need a fucking cab. That is not luxury in New York. People don't, they get- I cannot believe you got loves. I'm not sure you know.

I wouldn't wear these motherfuckers to a bat fight. Just you and Birdman, huh? Birdman wear these? Yeah, he got them too. He would know what happened to that boy. Norris, if I catch you in here, what you gonna do tonight? Yeah, we gonna shoot your feet. You gonna shoot his feet?

Oh, shit. He gonna do the Michael Jackson tonight. Oh, shit. She got real love. We got lugs in your gift bag. She like, the only body got the lugs is the New York rappers. I never really seen them down south.

Nah, Birdman. We don't fuck with Birdman. We in New Orleans. That's a whole other country. New Orleans ain't considered the south. That's a whole other country down there. Alabama, that's the same thing. No, no, no.

That's the civil rights city. Everybody from New York, all y'all go to family unions down south. You know I'm not lying. Ain't nobody going to Brooklyn for no damn family union. Ain't nobody going to Brooklyn for a family union. We'll go see the game, but we ain't going to no family union

in no damn Brooklyn. We'll go see Giggle. If you're black, your family reunion is down south. South Carolina, Alabama, Louisiana, Florida, Virginia. And if you catch a case in New York You can run down to South Carolina Then you can go loot your auntie down south Yeah

That's usually where the Fairest fine New York niggas Down south You know he's right here You see you know he ran To the south of New York He got the hottest show Down south of New York

He shot a video He ain't left yet Oh god damn I don't like y'. He shot a video. He ain't left yet. Oh, God damn. I don't like y'all being that accurate. He shot pyramids and got the hell out of New York. I don't like y'all being that accurate. This is crazy. You love it out here.

They got grass. You like that tiger bone? Did you have a tiger bone? It's smooth. All this shit good. It's smooth. It ain't smooth. There's a lot of things.

And you can put it on your fried rice. You don't think it's smooth? No, it ain't smooth. I've been drinking tiger bone for 20 years. I still ain't smooth. It's a lot of things. You can put it on your fried rice. It ain't smooth. I've been drinking Tiger Bone for 20 years. I still ain't used to it. It's horrible. It's meant to loosen the gas up. It's actually a herb. So it ain't bad for you.

It ain't bad for you, but if a person ain't ready, they talk about, I was thinking of popping Lindsay Lohan. You're like, what the fuck? What happened? for you but but but for real bad for you if a person ain't ready they talk about man you know you know i was thinking popping lizzy lohan like what the fuck what happened on here right here it's very it's very late so that's how we get it out of the people but you know you guys are already liberal it's not really working with you guys because you guys are already just open book and it's a fantastic thing. So what does comedians need to do?

Because like right now, right, hip hop and hip hop, I feel like hip hop in order for hip hop to keep surviving and keep maintaining a person like me who's considered an old person. Only even though I'm only thirty nine, I'm considered an old person because I came out since I was You know 17, 18 But for me To me to sustain hip hop It's just like yo I'm just going to support Anything in hip hop I'm going to support everything Anybody that's popping I'm going to help them maintain They popping I'm going to help them

But what does comedy need to do To keep sustaining So it's more younger generation People getting To the comedic stance And then maintaining to keep sustaining so it's more younger generation people getting to the comedic stance and then maintaining the righteousness. Being original. That's the whole

key to it. Being yourself. You can look at Mike Epps, but you can't be Mike Epps. You can watch me. You can watch Dave Chappelle, but you can't be us, Chris Rock. You gotta be who you are. That's what makes comedy so unique. It's about you. If you ain't gonna be who you is, you can't go up there being nobody else. And got to be who you are. That's what makes comedy so unique. It's about you. If you ain't going to be who you is, you can't go up there and be nobody else. And it takes time for you to find your voice in comedy.

Because it takes five to six years to really learn how to be a comedian. See, people think because they made you laugh. Yeah, because you can go up the next night and bomb. I know a lot of comedians that was funny one night and you didn't see them no more. Right. Because they got booed and it's like, I ain't going back. They couldn't survive. Yeah, and comedy is not music. Right. Because music, you can, and they're like, I ain't going back. They couldn't survive that. And comedy is not music. Because music, you can blow up overnight,

but not comedy. You can play the cymbals and be the city of the band. Comedy, you have to, it takes time for you to learn the craft and build yourself up. But, one thing about comics and comedians, we never go away. Nope. Ain't no age limit on us. Y'all have age limits. They don't respect

the older rappers. I'm trying to stop that. They don't respect y'all, But y'all are the best ones. Well, this is the reality of that. You guys got an opportunity to go overseas. In some countries,

Noriega is brand new. I can imagine. They treat you like you brand new. Like, when them sauce come out. Right. Because them countries and some of these cities are dated. They really primitive. They don't really.

Yeah, they get the material very late. Right. They do. And you brand new to them. And they don't understand the shit that's too ahead of them is what's playing now. You're going to always eat too. You know what I mean? That's the great thing about it.

But you have to be a great artist. What I do notice about that is that a lot of the older artists that come from your era, they're the ones eating. Like these new artists, I don't think they're going to eat like that when they get old. They don't have longevity. It's a new one when they get old. They don't have longevity. It's a new one every day. Next week they won't be here. It's a new artist every day. What he was saying, he's saying support all the new artists.

The difference is that a lot of these, they all sound the same. That's right. Develop your own thing. Right. The 90s era, you could not sound like the next rapper. But that's why I big up the comedic stance, because you can't go on a show, on a comedy show, sound like the very same guy who came on before you. No, you can't. But right now, there's three 21 Savages. Right.

There's a 21 Savage. A 22? There's a 22 Savage. There's a 23 on the way. Now there's a 23. I'm a 45, Sam. Yeah, I'm a 48, Sam. Are you going to tell them that?

Are you going to tell them that as an OG? Why not everybody just leave 21? He established the name first. I don't give a fuck. Right. But he should be the only one. I like 21, Sam. I don't care what you say.

You rap like you're in the witness protection program. You sound like he's nervous. All right, all right, all right. I just what you're saying, but I don't care what you say. You rap like you're in the witness protection program. You sound like he's nervous. All right, all right, all right. I just started to know my name. That's how you rap like he's in the witness protection program. He hard to me. This is Norrie talking.

He hard to me. He hard, but he still sounds like they're looking at me. Right, yeah, yeah. But that's what I like about my new artist. When I see a new artist that's actually afraid

of the cameras, I actually gravitate to him more because I know that that's where the era I come from. I'm afraid of the camera. I got a question for you, by being a New York rapper. How did you feel when Rich Army Corn did no diverse to Biggie Smalls' song? We just talked about this with the Tribe situation.

Yeah, I've been wanting to ask the rapper that. Ever since they have been about you being from New York. Please, yeah, I got a degree in psychology from Alabama State University. I used to teach school. It was, yeah. But I could make more money telling jokes with Mike Epps. Uh-huh.

And I can sleep later. Nigga, you better give me that $40 from that strip club. Why you sitting there talking about all these degrees and shit? I sat there and the bitch, that bitch that you had over there, she sat there and danced with you and kept looking at me because the bitch know that I was going to give you the money. I'm like, I'm not the one rubbing on your ass, bitch. Now you hear that nerd? That's that gas money from 96, so we eat it.

No, but that's real shit. This is Mike Epps' weed? It's nice. Oh, come on. It's from Cali, baby. It's from Cali. You snuck this with you on it? No, I can't tell you all that kind of shit. This is Mike Epps, we eat? It's nice. Oh, come on. It's from Cali, baby. It's from Cali. You snuck this with you on it? Nah, I can't tell you all that kind of shit.

I brought it from Atlanta. I'll forbid boys watch this show, too. Nah, they ain't fucking with us. They love your show. They got a whole social network. That's what niggas don't understand. The feds got a whole social network. The feds be tagging each other and everything. That's why niggas don't understand. The feds got a whole social network. The feds be tagging each

other and everything. That's why niggas standing there with the guns and shit. It's like, nigga, why is you telling on your safe like that? It's a snitching society now. Yeah, because guess what? The first thing I'm saying to myself when I see a motherfucker with all of them guns on the

internet, now I'm saying to myself, somebody around there ain't never been to prison. Yep. Right. Because somebody is able to go buy these guns. Right. So there's a nerd around here buying these guns. Or the gun laws is that stupid.

Right. I ain't gonna lie. I'm from New York, born and raised. Yeah. I came out here. My niggas was going to Walmart buying bullets. It's serious and raised. Yeah. I came out here. My niggas was going to Walmart buying bullets. It's serious. Like, there's whatever. Yeah. But that's different in different states. Yeah, in the South.

Yeah, in the South. You could go to a gun show, go to a gun show, buy an arsenal of Army. Look at Mike Adams hitting that shit like an old nigga. Look at you. I am an old player. Nah, nah, nah. You an old player. I'm telling you, an old player, man.

That's what I'm talking about, man. See, a lot of these comedians, I grew up in the real, in the after-hour clubs where it was old players in there and they was all gambling. It'd have a sign on the wall that said, no guns, dope, and all of that. And all of that is in there. That's why we in there One time I was 17 Right I'm in the After I had Shooting craps

With all these Old players And pimps and shit And back in the 90's The police Would just jump out the car So if you ain't had That dope

Up under your tongue Like that Ready to swallow it They gonna bust you They gonna catch you They going in your drawers And everything With the flashlight

So I took a motherfucking razor. I had them old starter jackets. You know them starter jackets? Yes, I do. I had a Raider starter jacket. And I cut the motherfucker's, the hem in it and put the dope down in there. So the police would search me. And the whole time, I got the packs in my motherfucking jacket.

Man, I'm in the after-hour club, and I take the dice. And when I throw the dice out, cocaine came out too. And when the cocaine came out, all the old players said, ah! And one old nigga grabbed me and said, get your ass out of here.

And he had me like this and he took me outside and he said, man, what the fuck is wrong with you? And he had me dope in his hand and he said, nigga, how much you want for two of these? You know what I'm saying? I made another out right there. Cocaine a hell of a drug. Cocaine a hell of a drug.

But see, that's the thing, man. See, that's the thing, man. See, that's one thing about New York and L.A. New York City and L.A. has always been the leaders of black men in America. True. In other cities. The biggest influence was New York and L.A. on a lot of cities in America. And depending on what city you lived in and who you thought was cool,

you would roll with them. So if it was the West Coast and you was from some city, you would roll with the West Coast. Or if you was from another city, you would roll with New York. But it's a lot of real niggas all over the world. They just don't have a brand name.

Right. You see what I'm saying? You know, when you're from New York and you're from L.A., you automatically get branded as a real nigga. You see what I'm saying? You have to literally go to them niggas. You literally have to go to New York and L.A. and go down in them niggas' neighborhoods and run around they real friends for them friends and tell them, that's a bitch-ass nigga, man. That nigga ain't...

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So when you got the call, when you got the call that you said, they said Noriega wants to do the How did you feel? Because the record didn't come out yet. Remember, that's how I know you're a real nigga. Let me big you up. Hold on.

Let me big you up. Because I was a fan of yours from back in the day. One time you had a headband on that I wanted so bad. You had those headbands. You had that motherfucker lean like this. I said, man, I want that headband. I want that headband. Hey, Doc, you remember them little headbands?

That nigga had a headband in my heart. What are you talking about? It was white and it had like a standing cup thing. I said, man, that nigga's headband is bad as a bomb. Because, you know, New York niggas is dressing, man. New York niggas get all the clothes before any nigga's down south or any of that. Yo, look, y'all niggas ain't even bigging me up. Did you see how I just poured that?

Oh, you a fool with the drink. Yo, come on. Yeah, you could be a bartender. Look at that. You know how to do it. Look at that. Look, Mike. Look at the perfectly poured.

If you don't get no more rap gigs, you can be a bartender. You good. You good. You good. You good. Oh. That's true. Now you a waiter. You turned to a waiter. You good. You good. Now you're a waiter.

You turned to a waiter. Now, that was his fault. I can tell you ain't drink champagne like that in a long time. Go ahead. Hit it. Come on. Hey, man, niggas are scared of Donald Trump, but let me tell you something. Let me tell you something about Donald Trump.

Tell me something about Donald Trump. Donald Trump, he don't want to be the president. He met with Steve Harvey. Yeah. Many times. They met many times. How did the comedians feel about that? I didn't understand that.

Steve Harvey is... He don't give a fuck what a nigga think about him. Right. That's how he feel. He's like, a nigga can't do nothing for me no way, so I don't give a fuck what you niggas think about me. Steve Harvey is on a daytime

television show And all of his fans Are probably Donald Trump's fans Right In some kind of way Somebody then told him that And he was like fuck them niggas He's going straight for his demo

And I put that pistol On all you bitch ass niggas I have all you niggas He is from Cleveland So I'll all you bitch ass niggas. I'll have all you niggas. He is from Cleveland. He is from Cleveland. Let's clear that up. Yeah. So I'll tell you how the niggas feel, man. The niggas probably.

But the thing about being a black man in America and you from the, and you from poverty and you from the ghetto is that people in the, that was in office, they never really had nothing to do with your motherfucking life anyway. They never affected you anyway because you've always been on the bottom. No matter who the fuck got in office. Nigga, what? I've been on the bottom.

Obama was the first time we had a president and Clinton where I had anything in my pocket. All the other presidents, they never affected me anyway. Reagan affected me because he put them food stamps in my mama's jail. He put them food stamps in the neighborhood.

Reagan is getting money, man. And motherfuckers don't understand that the country is ran by Republicans. And when Republicans is in office, niggas get money. Because the country is based off of crime. Any motherfucker did. Criminals built this motherfucker country, man.

For real. So when the streets ain't eating, ain't nobody eating. So what what what what what Trump is going to do is he's going to make the whole the whole country is about to be about Snapchat. They might as well call this motherfucker USA Snapchat USA, baby. Because he's making America the entertainment capital, right? Which it already was. But he want to make this Dubai. But don't forget on Thursday. That's why he's doing all the remodeling and shit.

Because it's all entertainment for him. He's using the United States to sell his dope. He said he ain't going to stay in the White House. You know, He said he ain't going to stay in the White House. He said he ain't going to stay in the White House. He stayed in New York. As a New Yorker, I respect that. You respect that? Why do you respect that? He's going to end up staying in the White House.

That nigga office next to the Gucci store. That's all. I know he's the new president, but don't forget on Thursday, Obama mixtape drop. I'm downloading Obama shit. The name of Obama's mixtape drop. I'm downloading Obama shit. The name of Obama's mixtape is I want my security deposit back.

From the White House. I want my first month and last month rent back that I had to pay when I got in the White House. So y'all think it's going to be that bad? Yeah, it's bad right now. Don't go blow your money. It's going to be weird. Every day go blow your money. That's what I'm saying. Don't do that with your money. It's going to be weird.

Because every day he on Twitter, he's very angry. Well, he wants to be famous. Yeah, he wanted to. And he looked like a piece of spam. Right. He acted like a 16-year-old girl. He's like an old white lady. He's like an old white lady.

And the niggas that's endorsing them, the niggas that's endorsing Donald Trump, them are the niggas that don't give a fuck what a nigga is saying about them. He can't get nobody to perform this weekend. He might want to play my mixtape. Even some of the Rockettes didn't want to go. Nobody want to play. He can't get nobody. If he called you right now and said he had

five million, that's what I'd like. Well, he basically told you that he was racist. He basically told you that he was racist. He basically told you that he was. From day one with Steve Harvey. Steve Harvey don't care, man. He just told you. And Kanye. That's the same guy that cried about Steve Harvey.

Jim Brown. It hurt me a little. And Amorosa. He put her in a cabinet. Who? Amorosa, the chick from his reality show. Oh, Amorosa. No, Amorosa.

Let's see which one of them black people get up on Dream and play Joker and get what they need to get to help us. Because it might be one of them doing that. Which one do you think will do it, though? Jim Brown. You think Jim Brown is the one that's doing that? No, Jim Brown. Jim Brown out with him. That's right.

You think he's getting with him to get the Jets to get back to us? And the nigga that caught the body. What's the nigga that caught the body? Ray Lewis. Ray Lewis? Yeah. Well, he's hiring Ray Lewis to hit somebody. Ray Lewis security. Ray Lewis security. I want that nigga's ass out of here. Ray Lewis for security. The Boston promoter that's hanging

with him. What's that mean? Tyson dude. Oh, Don King. Don King. Don King ain't crazy. He was over though. He did everything but die. He out of here. I'm dude. Oh, Don King. Don King. Don King ain't five years old, though. He did everything with Dye. He out of here. So, I'm just saying, it's over for Don King. He don't know where he at. He just hanging out with the Gene jacket on. Don King, he fucked one of my little bitches.

Bitches or midgets? No, the bitch was in the bathroom and the phone rang and it said Don King on it. So, he still got it, he still got it. And when I hit it, everybody make a scene. What the hell you got, man? Yo!

Oh, CeeLo, what happened, CeeLo? Damn! They say I'm crazy! Tiger bone, tiger bone! Hey, man. That's never happened here on Dream Team. Y'all better put a leash on this little pin, man. Little hard man, dude.

Holy shit. I thought I had rollerblades on, nigga. That Tigerbone got me fucked up, nigga. You ain't tell me I wasn't had roller blades on, nigga. That Tidal Ball got me fucked up, nigga. You ain't telling me I wasn't supposed to get up, nigga. I'm fucked up, man. He was putting on the looks for a second. Shit, man. I was. I was on top, nigga.

Everything all right? Nah, you just ruined our set. You all right? Nah, that's cool. Nah, we good, we good, we good. Oh, shit. Now, you know, it was Dragon, right? You know it was right you know that is no just kicked in the dragon was one thing that Molly just hit with the tiger you find other shit I've ever heard in my life. That shit was funny. Shout out to C-Murder, man. Shout out to C-Murder down there in Angola.

You know what I mean? That's my man right there, C-Murder. That was him. Yeah, see, that's why when I be seeing all these rappers and these dudes doing all that stuff like that, and then you think of somebody like C-Murder, you say to yourself, y'all niggas is bullshit, for real. If you're getting money and you're enjoying life,

just do that. And if you're not going to do that and you're going to do the other thing, really do it. Stop bullshitting. Go all the way one way or the other way. Yeah, don't even play with it. Because it ain't no game.

Don't be serious about that game. There's plenty of examples of what not to do. Right. Yeah. Don't do it, man game. There's plenty of examples of what not to do. Right. Yeah. Don't do it, man, because the day you lay off, the day you pay off. Ooh. Yeah. You had to put your sunglasses on.

Oh, he put your sunglasses on. I don't drink. You got a show tonight? You finna do a show? Yeah. You should have seen him. He was wrestling with somebody back then. Wasn't he?

He had a big piece of sweat right now. Y'all going to see the one time I'm here. Hey, he got a show. Everybody go get his other jury. He got to go get the show jury. This ain't the jury for the show. He got a show tonight. Go get the big piece.

You got a show tonight? No, I ain't got no show. You see he put the glasses on. He got a show right now. I'm not nasty. Nigga, what's up with them Cartiers? That's Cartier. Damn, nigga, what the fuck?

Come on, man, what's up? What's up? Man, I got them at the liquor store. That's that A&D liquor, you know what the fuck? Man, I got them at the liquor store. That's it. I can drink liquor, you know what I mean? I got two motherfuckers right there on 38th and Meridian. These are hard. These are hard.

All right, we're going to keep them here. They're yours, man. Yeah. Hold on, I got to take a piss. I'm going to lie. Man, yo, what's playing out? Yeah. Hold on, I got to take a piss. I'm not going to lie. Hold on. We got five more minutes, and that's it.

Don't leave. Oh, man, I thought they was on the way. Are you really taking a piss, or are you going to... Come on, you want to come with me? No. I'm going to let you hold my little monster. No. I see you with a straw. I see you walking with a shooter. I'm a different type of nigga.

I was a shooter, so'm a different type of name right I was a shooter So okay, I was shooting it right so When I used to bring us See no things in your What's your favorite vein? What's your favorite vein? What's your favorite vein? I ain't got nothing. You said you was a shooter.

It's a different shooter. It's a job mom. I'm still a comedian. We'll work on colors tomorrow. I'm going to work on colors tomorrow. Let me take a piss. Release this dragon now. Go TT.

Oh, I'm sorry. I do like bars. Let me take a piss. Release the dragon now. Go T.T. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't like barf. My car. My car. That tiger's going to be way too strong. Look at that shit. That girl is a real crap. I know how to walk. This is a real TV show, man.

Man, that was some pranks, man. We can get them at Freddy Myers. You know what I'm saying? Freddy Myers right there. He's at the flea market, man. Did you? Yeah, down south. Oh, man.

He's smiling. Y'all niggas, man. This is that shit right here, man. Y'all should be shooting dice at us. Y'all on 4-5-6? That's 4-5-6 or something. Who got some dice? Somebody go to the liquor store

and get some dice, man. Cut you motherfucking young rich niggas out of 3-4 thousand a piece. That nigga loaded right there. The one with the beard and with the chains on. That nigga loaded. That nigga loaded right there, man. I want to gamble with you, man.

What's the most you hit at a dice game? What's the most I hit? Yeah, the most you hit at a dice game. 30,000. 30,000 at one time? God damn. I beat Gerald LaVert. I beat Gerald LaVert.

Is it still recording? Yeah. Why are we still recording? Why don't you know? I beat Gerald LaVert. He was a bad one, too? Yeah. Who bad are you?

I got the back bathroom. Yo, listen. Let these niggas go crazy. Hold on, hold on. What did this nigga say? You said you beat Gerald LaVert? Hold on, hold on. He said he won $30,000.

Shooting dice. Shooting dice. Wait, wait. What? Yep, I won $30,000 off of Gerald LaVert. He sweat one time. Both of them? No, I won $30,000 off of Gerald LaVert and Keith Sweat one time. Both of them? No, I won $30,000 between the both of them.

Oh, shit. Shooting dice. How much you lost? Oh, man, $100,000. So it was a loss? That motherfucking Charles Oakley beat me out of $40,000 one night in the hotel room. I'm glad you gave it to him because he don't mind fighting. I know you would have kicked his ass.

You would have went at him. Shot shit out of him. That's the only thing about being black. People don't understand how hard it is to be a young man in America. We don't know how hard it is because we just live in it. But when you're on the outside looking at us that live in America. We don't know how hard it is because we just live in it. But when you're on the outside looking at us

that live in America, this is a very hard place to live in, bro. That's why you didn't finish the last album. We don't know who you are. The last album is called Filthy America. It's beautiful because they're actually

bigging up everything that's bad in America and they're actually Bigging up everything that's bad in America And they're actually bigging up everything that's good in America So you just described it So go ahead continue I'm just saying how when people walk up to me and say your wrong name And they get offended because you tell them that ain't my name They're just like No I'm not

Black folks I don't get when they don't know who you are Instead of just asking who you are They don't know what it is to walk up and say your name. They call you another comedian's name? Right. I didn't even get to fit him. You said, that ain't my name. You showed him your driver's license.

He was like, I don't give a fuck what they say about me. They know who you are. I'm dealing with it right now because I've been showing him. Not all the time. Some people call me Omar Epps all the time. Oh, shit. Yeah, people like Omar Epps. I'm a classic, man.

Don't ever call you him? Jadina. Who the fuck call you? We need to jump this. Yeah, that's fucking annoying. Who the fuck call you annoying? When they call you Jadina, what you say when they call you Jadina?

Jadina, I'm a classic, man. See, there he goes He trying to throw one in I did Hey man, when they do Morgan Freeman's life story I'm coming to get you Cause you look just like Morgan Freeman It's all good, Nelson Mandela You look like a cross between

Morgan Freeman, Jay-Z, and Nate Campbell on the cigarette box. It's all good. Let me tell you, you look like a cross between James Ingram Nelson Mandela Jadina and my Uber driver You look like a cross between A man and a pig

You a man A man, A man. That's a good one. That's a good one, Ron DMC. With your lug boots in the background. Russell St. Collins. Yeah, man. Shout out to Jay-Z.

I love Jay-Z. That's the big M-O. Yeah, that's the big homie. Believe it. That's the big homie. Believe it. Check him out. But now, let me ask you.

They doing a lot of great things at Tidal You know what I mean A lot of music Behind the scenes But let me ask you a question Man I forgot He was into it He was mad too

I got it Richard Pryor What's up with that Because you know I got it. He's like, so let me, let me. Yeah, I got it. Richard Pryor. What's up with that? What's up with that move? Because, you know, I thought about it this morning. Yeah. I woke up in the morning and I said, dad, because, you know, Richard Pryor, that's got to be hard to play because you got to play. Because that's not just a comedic role.

Yeah. That is a life role. That's serious. Yeah. It's a life. He was in love with a white woman In the middle But in the middle

Of the niggerdom And the illest shit And he was still a nigger Yeah So he was like the first person to say The race don't really matter Whoever love you, love them back Come on

And now You got that role to say that race don't really matter. Whoever love you, love them back. Come on, Noah. Now, you got that role. Explain. Just explain that. Nobody ain't rolling up? Come on. Well, I mean, you know, that's like,

you know what I mean? By the way, I'm sorry to cut you off and ask you a question, but there's no other person in the world I wanted to play that role. Oh, I appreciate that, man. Like, hands down was like Mike. Yeah. That is it. I love you for that, brother. I appreciate that, man.

But explain how the process was of getting it. Well, you know, I was out and about doing my thing and his wife reached out to me out of nowhere. The white one.

That's my people. Jennifer Pryor. She reached out to me and said that they were doing a film about the old man Jennifer Pryor she reached out to me and said that they were doing a film about the old man and come see him she said come up to the house

and see him he was still alive it's been that long the movie's been wow it's been a long road man and it's been a lot of set, ready, and no goals, you know. But it was a hell of a process, man, you know.

Champagne in the fridge. I went to visit him, man, and it was amazing, man. It was like, it was like. This is crib and Cali. Yeah. It was like if it was like, it was like. This is Crib and Cali. Yeah. It was like if you had to go see Africa Bambaataa. Exactly. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. That kind of shit. Cool Hurt. Cool Hurt. Cool Hurt. Let's say Cool Hurt. The Cool Hurt. Wow.

No, that's real. No, you know, you know. Yeah, I know, I know. Like you had to go see Cool Hurt. Cool Hurt. Or Grandmaster Flash. Yeah, if you was playing Cool Hurt. That's right. You know what I'm saying?

That would be... That would make me laugh. I mean, no, for real, real shit. Cool Herc. Right, exactly. An icon. An icon. That's how it felt to me as a comic to go see a grand wizard.

It was a wizard, man. It was like I was going to see Yoda. Straight up. You know what I mean? So now you walk in the crib. Is he in a wheelchair this time? He's in a wheelchair. He's got multiple sclerosis.

So that means it's a nerve disorder. I heard he's still funny. Nerve disorder. You know what I mean? So he can't really talk or move or nothing because the only way he could talk to you is through his eyes you know what i mean because he's got multiple sclerosis he he can he feel how we feel but just imagine you feel how you feel right now like you feel you can you could talk as up but you can't move can't express it you can't express it

right only through your eyes. You know what I'm saying? So when you say something to me, you like, you know what I mean? You might blink his eyes. Hope you know what the fuck I'm saying. Yeah, I might blink my eyes or roll my eyes. If I don't like something, I might just roll my eyes at you like, fuck that shit. You know what I mean?

I had to read that. Some days I went up there, I could tell he didn't want to be bothered. He was looking at me like, nigga, bye. You know what I mean? Sometimes when I come in the door, he'd just be looking at me like. Look at that. All right, guys. Okay, continue.

Yeah. So I'd be like, oh, he ain't feeling it tonight. And some days I made him laugh. You know, his wife said he ain't feeling it tonight. And some days I made him laugh, you know. His wife said he ain't laughed in years. But the days that I came in the house and I tried to make him laugh, he wouldn't laugh. How did you know if he was laughing? Was it the eyes?

When I wasn't trying to make him laugh and I was just being myself. You know what I'm saying? Like I'm just being regular and I wasn't trying to make him laugh. He was laughing. Because the little maid walked through because he had a maid wiping it and she farted Only me and him only me and him heard it. We sit there together. She said And when she said his eyes looked over at me I looked at him and I said, damn, that ass sound like it been tampered with. And he said, ah ha ha ha ha.

I said, ah ha ha ha ha. So he was able to laugh. Yeah, nigga, I made Richard proud laughing. I made Richard proud laughing. Let me pour you a drink, nigga. Come on with it. Drink to that. Don't die on us, please.

Why haven't you went to the restroom? Why haven't you went to the restroom? You tanked him. You got to go do it. You ain't take none of this champagne. He was pouring it. If Richard Pryor was living, he definitely would have been a Noriega fan. Let's make some noise for Mike.

You know when you called me out for that video, I was happy as a motherfucker. Nah, but that's the thing I was trying to ask. Let me tell you something. Who is this? Steve Carr. Steve Carr is the actual director who filmed Next Friday. And now, Def Jam, I finally go platinum or do whatever.

So Def Jam tried to floss on me. They said, well, we're going to get you the illest director ever. So I said, well,

who is that? They said, Steve Carr. I said, I don't know that nigga. I don't know that nigga. They said, that's the nigga

that did Next Friday. I said, I don't know Next Friday. Yeah. I's the nigga that did Next Friday I said I'm doing Next Friday I said for real He ailed like that Tell him bring Mike Abs I love you for that man That's real And I bluffed up until the day And they said they got Mike Abs

I said what Cause I'm like you know Cause I wanted to go with a different record at the time. But when they said, I said, they got my guess. And I was like, because I wanted to film. We shot that shit up. And you went to L.A. and Chinatown or some shit? No, we shot, that scene we shot was in Santa Monica.

Yeah, it was in Santa Monica. It was dope, too. And it also had Alex Thomas in there. Alex Thomas. I never knew Alex Thomas went on tour with N.W.A. That motherfucker been around. I ain't know that nigga 94 years old. Yes, Alex Thomas.

T.K. Kirkland was in the N.W.A. video. Them niggas is 99. I just had a friend. I just had a friend that was a guy who was one of Snoop's guys named Ricky Harris that died. Played Tad Al. God bless Tad Al. Break a meal. Rest in peace Snoop's guys named Ricky Harris that died. Played Ta-Dow. God bless Ta-Dow. Break a meal. Rest in peace.

Rest in peace, Ricky Harris. Ta-Dow, he died just recently. And I didn't know how much work he did. That nigga's want some champagne? Yeah, we might as well. Let me ask you one question. Who is the dude that hold your jewelry? Who, me?

Yeah, I know. I don't got no nigga that hold no jewelry. Because you changed on me. You didn't have that jewelry that changed on that first. You went and switched up. No, you went and switched up. Yesterday I had gold. No, you had it on a bathtub stopper.

You went and changed. A bathtub stopper. I respect that. I respect this man. I respect this man. Are you from Queens? I'm from Queens, Left Rock City. Left Rock City?

Left Rock City. Come on, man. Yes, sir. I had a bitch over there. Yeah, everybody got bitches over there. And I had another bitch that worked at VIL. VIL. I heard of VIL.

Your whole life was based on VIL, man. That bitch lived in Co-op City. That's in Bronx. That's in the Bronx. Yeah, she was up there off of the Deacon. I used to drive on the Deacon. See, man, I'll tell you. Yeah, see, I was in New York.

And look, I ran around all. I used to be around Tracy Morgan and all them. I started with all them dudes. But I wasn't from New York. You know what I'm saying? No, but we always thought you was from New York because you picked up the swag so good. Because that's how I'm a chameleon. Right.

That's what I do. When I'm in Rome, I do what the Romans do. Because I'm an actor. See, I learned that young, when I was young. Because I ain't never been no tough-looking motherfucker. So, motherfuckers would try me. Because I was light-skinned. I had curly hair and shit.

I had the bitches laughing. So, the ugly niggas going to whoop my ass. They're going to say, I'm going to get up on this nigga. But they ain't know I had a lot of heart So I pull out a cigarette in front of it I'll be nine years old I'll pull a cigarette out and start smoking it So the toughest nigga be looking at me like

That's a bad nigga That nigga smoking cigarettes Nigga you know what I mean I'll be choking in there You know what I'm saying But that's been my thing man You know what I mean And if a motherfucker

See I tell I tell every motherfucker You going to Indianapolis When you go through That motherfucker Ask the niggas about me They gonna tell you the truth That's what you do to a nigga

You go to his hometown Right And they gonna tell on Your motherfucking ass That's a fact I dare that nigga. You go to his hometown. Right. And they going to tell on your motherfucking ass. That's a fact. I dare that nigga to go back and check my shit. Yeah. They going to tell you about me and be trying to get in your pocket, too.

God damn it. That's what it are. And listen, let me just. That's how I became who I am, cracking jokes. And tell them. Tell them about how you became who you are I'm an unsuccessful thug What happened?

That's fact That's honest That's real honest That shit did I tried to be a gangster No You know what? You gotta be born with that

You got to be You got to be a really Really a Heartless motherfucker To be a gangster You see what I'm saying? Right And And once I got in it You got to be really, really a heartless motherfucker to be a gangster. You see what I'm saying? Right.

And once I got in it, I realized it. I said, oh, man, my mother raised me too nice. Right. Because I went on a robbery with a nigga one time, and we went in the Domino's and robbed it. No, it was a... Pizza Hut. No, it wasn't a Pizza Hut. It was a... What was it called?

Nova Romans. Oh, never heard of it. He never heard of it. Yeah, it was a pizza place called Nova Romans, and wasn't a Pizza Hut. It was a, what was it called? Nova Romans. Oh, never heard of it. He never heard of it. Yeah, it was a pizza place called Nova Romans. And we went into the robbery. And the dude was robbing, it was a nigga named Antoine. He was robbing the bitch. And after he got the money, he smacked the bitch with the gun.

And I said, what you do that for? Right in front of the lady. And he got mad. He was like, nigga, don't ask me a question fucking robbery nigga get emotional so you caught you catching phillips at the rock i wasn't a good criminal man a nice criminal so i went on the robbery one time, we robbed this nigga named Sean. Sean Kimbrough.

How you know Studey's bro's name? Sean, yeah, the whole name. First and last name. We got on ski masks, and while we robbing the nigga, I'm saying my buddy's name. I'm saying, push him over there, Ray Bob. And my buddy just stopped and looked at me. So I can't see his face, all I can see is his eyes and his mouth. He looking at me. So I can't see his face.

All I can see is his eyes and his mouth. He looking at me going like this. Because I'm saying the nigga's name. After we got the nigga in the truck, the nigga snatched the mask off and said, You said my name about five motherfucking times. One time I got robbed Some niggas put me in the trunk Wait, you got robbed? I got robbed

Imagine that Some niggas put me in the trunk I'm in the trunk Ain't nothing but dirty clothes back there It smell like gas I swear to God I'm scared as a motherfucker So I'm scared I'm like, yes, I swear to God, I'm scaring them up. So I'm scared.

I'm like, boy, these niggas, I swear, I'm praying, I hope these niggas don't, I didn't pray to everybody, Jehovah, Buddha, Allah, I got about nine different prayers I done did. When the niggas stopped

at the stop sign and they cut the music down, this is how I know I'm a comedian and it saved my life. I beat on the seat. I was like... And the nigga said, What?

I said, Play that again. Oh, you're a fool, man. That was that jam, man. That was that jam right there. He wanted to hit it twice. You're a fool. Man, you're ignorant.

It was that DJ Quick, Black Pussy. Damn. He hit twice. Shit, you're running me a hangover. The movie that he's in it, too. Yeah, and you're in the movie hangover. How was that? Man, you know what?

That movie right there, nobody knew that they was going to be superstars. I can remember being on the set. Nobody knew who Zach was. Nobody knew who them guys was. And they were just shooting the movie and having fun. And just, you know, it was just like some white kids shooting a movie after school. And when that movie came out, it blew up.

Made everybody a star. When they came back to do Hangover 3, number two, everybody lost their bellies, had new cars, had Gucci loafers on, everything. You know what I mean? You know when a motherfucker gets some money, he come back new. Everybody came back new.

But it was cool. You know, I played the black guy in the movie. You sold him the drugs that actually got them fucked up. It's not a bottle then?

What are you looking for? You popped it in the bottle. What time is it, man? It's 10.30. God damn it, you already fucked up. Wherever you was going, you already fucked up. How long does this show last? Y'all got a time limit.

We don't edit shit. We just be wilding the fuck out. Hey, this is a great show, man. They couldn't have picked no better nigga because your energy is crazy, nigga. You know why, Mike? People, sometimes, they sit back and they say, you know, this nigga's cheatin cheating because he knew these niggas. But if that's a real nigga cheat code for me to be a real nigga like me and you been

cool forever. How can you cheat that? So if that's what they want to call cheating, then fuck. For me being a real nigga for 20 years and holding relationships and fucking with niggas that I want to fuck with, then fuck it. Then I've been cheating forever. Make some noise. Keep cheating.

Big up to New York. Just trying to get your motherfucking money, man. Because I'm a real nigga. And now listen. So now, this tour, your next stop is where on this tour? This next stop is where? Little Rock, Arkansas. Little Rock, Arkansas.

Well, they got a lot of fake gangsters that was on HBO. No, no, don't say, don't listen. No, I was there. No, them niggas are killing you out there. Please, that's a few of them. Don't say they fake. No, I was out there. I've been to Little Rock.

Now, Little Rock, they be banging you. They all banging, but some of those guys are watching cars. They was not kills. I saw the show. But I was out there. I was like, where this guy at? He live in his mom's house. Where this guy at? A lot of guys.

Are you going off of what he's seen on TV? Yeah, I know. I was there live. I've been there live. They banging Little Rock. I'm going to say Little Rock is for real. Yeah, but a lot of those guys are not who you thought they were. Maybe on a documentary, but I'm telling you, Little Rock in general is a real place.

I respect Little Rock. I love Little Rock. Every city, every little guy got real motherfuckers, man. They got to do what they used to do. Every city do. Yes, they do. Every city got bra-bra's in it, you know what I mean? And that's the thing.

That's what we have to do. We have to learn that as a community, as black people, as Spanish people, that we are really, really really really showing off for each other yeah yeah you know and and the reality of it is most of the brothers in the federal prison a lot of them are in there because they were competing with another black man in the community because they weren't even doing it for the women they it passed the women. You know what I'm saying? Right. But they start competing with each other and end up catching, oh, I'm going to catch more bodies than you.

I'm going to catch more cases than you. Yeah, some macho shit. Now, you know, it don't hit you until you're 70 years old in the federal prison, man. You know what I mean? And you got deceased on your out date. Horrible. Ain't no motherfucking out date, nigga And you got deceased on your out date. Horrible. Ain't no motherfucking out date, nigga. You got deceased on that motherfucker. Now it's just, you know,

I got buddies that got deceased on their out date, and they be singing church songs on the phone to me and everything. Mike, I want to sing a song to you. I said, okay, come on, let's do it. He said, dear Lord, I love you. You know what I'm saying? But hey, it goes down. You know what I mean? You got it. You sit through the whole song? You fucking right. But it be spiritual. And you don't know, it make chill bumps go. He in the jail? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Got life without parole.

Be on the phone with you and be talking to you. I said, Mike, I want to sing a song to you. I said, come on, go ahead and sing it. He said, dear Lord, I love you. I'm talking about chill bulbs going up on my arm because I'm like, this man will never see the street again. Right, right. You know what I mean? So I be wanting to stress to the kids, man,, you're doing this for Instagram and you're doing this to show off and shit like that, but

you better save yourself because everybody told you life is short, but they never told you you got to prepare for the future because you fuck around and live 80 years old and say, damn, if I didn't know that I was going to live this far, I'd have worked like a motherfucker

because I ain't got no Social Security coming in. No kind of way. You know what I'm saying? That's real talk. To be that old, you got to be happy. And you better make a good relationship with your kids and all them youngsters. Because you're going to need somebody to wipe your ass. When you get old, you won't.

But you'd be surprised who want to put you in the nursing home. You sitting around and one of your kids be like, send his ass to the nurse. You can't even talk. You old. You sitting around and one of your kids be like, send his ass to the nurse. You can't even talk. You old, you look like, I'm like, what the hell? You said,

I saw you come out of the nursing home on the day I started. Pop, pop, pop. I'm a big fan, so I'm going to talk. I'm a big fan of yours, man.

Yo, yo. Nuri, I've been watching you for years. I fuck with you, bro. I love your shirt, too, by the way. I appreciate it.

I don't know why you tried to ditch your shirt. You got all the sarocs, but you're missing one. You want to do another shot? You're missing the black saroc. We could do... There ain't no black saroc. I'm making a black saroc. No, they got a picture of Biggie Smalls' ass on the box. You don't have that one, so I'm just letting you know.

You're missing that one. Where did you get that hospital shirt? The same place you got that goddamn... I'm a classic, man. Where you get that shirt from? Your shirt looks like it needs some lotion on it. It looks ashy. You have cocoa butter, Nori.

Can we get cocoa butter on that, Nori? We need cocoa butter, Nori. Harry, why does your lip look like prunes? Because your auntie kissed me. Henry, I would have been your daddy, but I ain't have changed for a five. Well, you know, I know your mama, she put a pussy on her hip, so she's going to make money on the side. Henry, your lips are so big, you can whisper in your own ear. You know, you ain't have to make your mama wuss.

Henry. Mm-hmm? Greyhound is looking for you. They said... He didn't have to say no more. They said you jumped off the side of the bus. Hold on, hold on, hold on. No, hold on, hold on.

Cee-lo? Cee-lo? Okay, Cee-lo, I didn't want to make you. Bad to you, Jadina. Henry, what you think about What you think about What you think about Orlando Brown What you think about the little brother Orlando Brown Cause I be watching all these little dudes Yeah I think he's hilarious

Cause I think y'all slipped him a molly Or something I don't know what happened to him Yeah he got high I think he slipped his own something molly He put something in his drink Now he put it in his drink Didn't nobody else do it. Yeah, I think he got high wrong.

What about Soulja Boy? I saw him work out and he was playing Let's get physical. Physical. I want to get physical. I was in G. That nigga Soulja Boy

is hilarious, man. Oh, he's a fool. He's a gangster. He's an alcopole on Instagram. On Instagram. I love him. And the most rich dude on Instagram is Black Youngster.

Black Youngster. Nobody got more money than Black Youngster. Fuck money. Fuck money. Right. Money. He went to the Wells Fargo, drawed out $250,000,

and he blew up ever since after that. Yeah, because I don't know where he get the money from, but it was like, your guy said, go ahead and get it. I got you. Well, I can tell you this motherfucking the money from, but it was like, your guy said, go ahead and get it. I got you. Well, I can tell you this motherfucking much. Okay, James

Ingle. That's what he called me, James Ingle. I gave my best. Do you know what's crazy? What? These dudes don't even know who that is. Oh, Norrie do. Norrie went to high school without a shotgun. But not even he laughed. He ain't got to laugh. You don't

got on that fake-ass run, DMC, how? Can you get Jam out to jail? Rest in peace, Jam out to jail. Can you goddamn keep Russ on the phone? We're going to put the group back together. Hey, Henry. If you don't take that Boys and Girls Club... The social worker for the boys at girls club

this nigga do special services child services child services man D-Fax himself talking shit you know I got a black EBT card welcome to play it I got a black EBT card. Welcome to Play It, a new podcast network featuring radio and TV personalities talking business, sports, tech, entertainment, and more. Play it at play.it.

We're back to Drink Champs Radio with rapper N.O.R.E. and DJ EFN. So, Noe, I want to ask you some real hip-hop questions. Oh, shit. Let's go. Let's go. You ready? Let's go. I'm ready. You don't have a rap beef? No. Nah, I shoot niggas. I love that. Now, go ahead, Mike. Give me the weed. Do you remember

who Granddaddy IU was? That's my favorite rapper ever. You swear? I knew a girl named Kenya from West Virginia. Boy, would I love to stick some men up. The girl that I was buying. The girl that I was buying. That's my favorite rapper of all time.

I represent. I know. Okay, let me drop another one on you Right here What about Joski Love I don't really know him See what I'm saying Break it down for us

Joski Love that's a New York rapper right there Joski Love what about What about Tila Rock From the Bronx Oh no that's the Bronx Joe ski love what about uh what about a tequila rock yeah yeah yeah yeah okay continue what about that uh what about that uh what about that uh straight out Straight out of motherfucking That Freddy Fox Bumpy Knuckles You know what I'm saying That's OG shit right there

Everybody don't know about that OG shit Nah he's the truth That's the truth right there See I ain't gonna say Cause everybody expecting me to say something about Houdini And all them Nah you gotta talk You gotta talk about the dudes

Name some new school shit some new school shit Any region area that nigga? I like that nigga can't sit on it. Yeah, man That's his name Why he just said can't settle on it yeah that's the name of the song you know you're old you don't know the song when you're old you can't play that shit dang god oh that's just hard oh let go mobile that's that shit i like him and i like uh i like that i like that young nigga I like Kodak Black You know Big Soji from the hood Do I like Little Soji

Big Soji from the hood Nah man Soji boy I tried to DM him And he wouldn't Talk to me back I was trying to tell him Man

Stop playing For somebody Fuck around Really get killed Yeah relax What happens is Is it be the dudes That surround that

It's from the hood For real For real They get involved in it be the dudes that surround that? It's from the hood for real. For real. They get involved in it. The extra dudes. No, yeah, the dudes that really do it, they be in it. And now you got them niggas, once them niggas go. You got them mad. Yeah, now once them niggas go, now you bullshit.

But if Soulja Boy was a real nigga, he be dead. That's how the streets work. A real nigga get up on a nigga that he know that ain't that and be like, nigga, you better get your bitch ass out of here. If you a real nigga, you got to go. That's how Pac was.

He was a real nigga. They ain't gonna get up on you. That's how that shit is. That's a real nigga. I'm going to be honest. They ain't going to get up on you. That's how that shit is. That's some real shit. You know who our most invited guest is? Who? Tupac. Still. Niggas still be hitting me.

You're going to get Tupac. Go get him in Cuba. For real? Yo Mike, you was in California Love video, right? No, no, no. Yo, Mike. Yo, Mike. You was in California a lot of video, right? No, no, no, no, no. No, that was Chris Tucker. Chris Tucker.

But listen. I feel like you deeply rooted in California roots. Is Pac in Cuba? Man. The nigga's spirit. The nigga's spirit was so strong. You believe he's alive. He's in the world.

His spirit was stronger than his flesh. Wow. See what I'm saying? So that's real shit. The flesh ain't shit. His spirit was so strong that you ain't got to see him. You don't have to see him physically. He's still alive for sure.

I swear, when you look at that nigga and you listen to his music sometimes, you feel like he's still running around here. It's prophetic. It looks like he's standing there with Young Thug. See what I'm saying? It don't look like he ever left. But it's still relevant. Do me a favor. Don't put him with Young Thug. See what I'm saying? It don't look like he ever left. But it's still relevant.

Do me a favor. Don't put him with Young Thug. Just let's put him with somebody else. I'll give you the OG. Yeah, that's a good one, but not here. Yeah. We too old to be involved with these young rappers' careers. I'm not involved. I just know the songs. I live in Atlanta. You know I'm like a street A&R. You are.

Right. I'm like a Hustle Simmons type dude on the streets. And tell us who... Hustle Simmons? Who have you broke in the business? We have Break Future. We broke Trouble Trouble. We broke Lil' Hot, Rest in Peace. I can name a bunch of people we broke. You know, I'm on the Outkast CDs. I got a real body of work.

That's why I messed... You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I'm not Yeah So appreciate that Henry Welch is In Atlanta Henry Welch is loved By the strippers Yeah I work in the strip club He know all the street niggas

Magic City's at home I work at all the street I'm like I'm like the shoot All the street niggas Yeah I love all the street niggas If you go to Atlanta And I be standing with Henry

And it be a nigga there I say Henry who's that nigga right there Henry say Oh that's He getting money like that. And he got shooters, too. He know all the info.

I just know what's going on. We was in Harlingen, Texas. So we hanging out. We walking down the street. You know, Mike Epps is an international superstar. So all of a sudden, we see this dude named Red Dread. Mike Epps, what the hell is he doing down here? He said, get some weed from him and get him away from us

But he didn't know like this is the plug This is the guy he's from Atlanta But he was in Harlingen, Texas We damn near Mexico He was out there to buy marijuana Well I didn't know what he was involved in I know but yeah You see a lot of times

But by you being a criminal it didn't matter But let me tell you something A lot of times a nigga will catch a case And won't tell you Yeah but I knew what was going on You don't know that Henry I done told you about trusting a nigga will catch a case and won't tell you. Yeah, but I knew what was going on. You don't know that, Henry. I haven't told you about trusting a nigga.

I'm a genius. I told you that. Check my resume. This conversation is being recorded, guys. Yeah, but I'm still a genius. Because me and him, we, me and him selling ounces, man. We selling ounces in Atlanta together. Yeah, I got two, three, five I need to get rid of right now. I send him three ounces a week

And he sell them That's how I get paid That's how I get paid for my comedy show I'm sending him three ounces of kush in the mail And he's selling He's selling nicks and dimes You're out of the seat One day I'm over his house

And a lady came and copped some weed from him This bitch had laundry and kids in the car. It was about six kids in the back seat. I love her. She's good to you. Food stamps and everything. I love her. See, that's what I like about real life.

I like anybody who can live with themselves, no matter what. I tell humans all the time, that's one of the things that control your destination in your life. You know what I mean? Your health and everything is about how you feel about how another motherfucker feel about you. That's what Instagram is about, is how does another motherfucker feel about you. That's what Instagram is about, is how does another motherfucker feel about you. You know what I'm saying? Because people say some foul shit on Instagram to you.

You know, you be in a good mood and you post a picture, and sometimes they tell you some shit you don't want to hear, but you needed to hear. Sometimes I'll be reading my comments and a motherfucker say some shit, and I'll be like man, I want to cuss this nigga out, but

damn, that nigga did say some real shit. I respect that. You know what I'm saying? You ain't got ten motherfuckers that told you oh man, you swagged out, you looking cool, you player. And then a nigga get on there and say, nigga, you old Mike, you washed up.

You need to get your life together. I'll be like, I'll be wanting to say something back bad to the nigga. I'll say, nigga, you old, Mike. You washed up. You need to get your life together. I be like, I be wanting to say something back bad to the nigga. I say, I can't say none of this, nigga. I don't even know who the fuck this nigga is. With a shirt like that, though, you like to work at the laundromat. So that's what that's about. Get the fuck out of here, Henry. Your hairline, in a minute, you gonna have to start

washing your face way up here. You salute like this. So you can't know. It look like your hand is on there now. My guess with the real is though, there's one thing I got to respect.

I've been around his whole family and everything. So what you see with him ain't nothing fake. And I swear to God, I'm just as scared as everybody else. Because that's all it is.

A bunch of scared, the whole world is scared. That's why they act in the way they act. That's real. Everybody's scared. I'm telling you some real shit. If you see a motherfucker go on Instagram and start trying to do some crazy shit

to get some attention, something is scared of him and his own thoughts. And whether it's I'm scared or somebody ain't going to pay attention to me or nothing. But you just have to learn how to enjoy your own life inside of your life. And all the attention that you want, it's just going to come to you automatically.

Because that's how attention is. If you notice that attention is paying attention to you, attention won't pay attention to you no more. That was a nod. That was deep. Come on. Come on. That was a knot. That was deep. For real? Hold on. Y'all thought that was deep?

That was a knot taught twice. You're talking to a nigga to get attention, man. I'm like, why? You told me I attention, man. I'm like, nah. You told me I would tell him. I lost you, didn't I? I was a genius. That was deep as a motherfucker.

Deeper than deep. No, that's real shit. I tell my daughters, because I got teenage daughters, and I tell them all the time, I say, stop looking to see if you're losing weight. What? Because your body is know that your body be like all this business you doing something she's looking at me in the morning you ain't going back to the gym after this I did and it went nowhere. Sure way. Because it's just got to be a lifestyle. With anything you do, you can't pay attention to it.

It's got to be something you just do. Like you scratch your face. You know what I'm saying? Consistency. You just do it. And the results come from that. Because everybody that's trying to do something, they monitoring it the whole time they doing it.

I'm going to monitor everything. That's like posting a picture and looking at the fucking comments. You can't look at the fucking comments. You just got to post a picture. And if the numbers ain't right or people liking it, erase it. That makes sense. That makes sense. I don't like That's just bad. That makes sense.

That's just bad. That makes sense. I don't like what's going on. I can tell you this. And these youngsters, too, another thing you're annoying, a lot of the youngsters out there, they are not acknowledging God. They don't know that the strength, the real strength in everything that you do is God. They don't know that the strength, the real strength in everything that you do is God. There's a few other

guys, Kevin Gates, couple of them dudes like that, you could tell they God fearing. Because if a nigga don't fear that there's a bigger spirit than him, he gonna destruct, man. You know what I'm saying? If a young nigga out there, if a nigga got choppers and all

that shit and showing them and all that shit guess what we know you bipolar the next time i see you on instagram i want you on there talking about god repent nigga you just showed us all this motherfucker 25 000 worth of guns and shit on instagram repent Repent on Instagram too. Let's give us a whole story of who you are. That guess what? Not only do you think you're invincible, that guess what? You know that there's something greater than yourself, nigga. On this planet.

That's a strength right there. It took me a long time to understand that being a good person and a nice person is a real strength. That not being evil, that's the scared motherfucker. That's all those, all these little young

rappers, they scared. So if I'm scared of you, I'm going to try to scare you off by showing you what I'll do. Nigga, I'll show you. Man, I ain't, come on, man. You ain't supposed to show that shit. Definitely not supposed to show that shit No, that shit look like

They look like they got fake guns Them guns don't look real on there But they are Yeah, they're real But the reason why they look like they fake guns Is because it's fake kids with the guns Right It look like they toys

And the little niggas, you know They shoot motherfuckers up And shit and then they In the prison crying At three in the morning you hear them in there And All day Little nigga been running around there talking about

I like prison food and talking shit And then later on that night they be Crying and you come down there and Man what's going on man man? Oh, man, man, I just, I don't know what to do. Nigga, you done killed five people on the street, nigga. It's over with. You know what to do. Go to sleep.

Yeah, you might as well goddamn it, settle in, like, you know what I'm saying? You might as well, yeah, you might as well go on and settle in, man, and just be an inspiration to some other little young dude to come in here. Until your time is up. You know what I mean? That's your job now.

But they don't understand. You see Gucci Man? I love Gucci Man. That nigga went in there. Changed his life. Yup. And whatever happened, it made him. I had a buddy that was in Florida that was in prison with him.

He said, man. I said, what Gucci Man doing? He said, man, I said, what Gucci man doing? He said, man, walking around with a Bible in his hand. Because that's how real it is. Wow. And then we entertainers, we can't be sitting up,

laying up in a penitentiary with a motherfucker that's hungry that then killed everybody in the world and you in there trying to convince him that you a good nigga he's looking at you like a state like man what you doing in here with me you crazy and i'm a bugger me and ti talk all the time i have to tell him man hey man they trying to trick us man they already tricked you a couple times they yeah they trick you they them niggas will have your

ass out here ready to kill something, and then you have to lay up in the penitentiary. I had to fight it every day, and I'm 40-something years old. People walk up to me and say, a nigga walked up to me at the Walgreens the other day and just put his hand on my neck like that and said,

Day-Day! And I said, man, what you doing? He said, what? you got a problem with it I said man I swear to god I said man why come on man What would I do to He said nigga I'm just a fan But see that's the shit that don't nobody see me deal with

You see what I'm saying I could have went on and wrestled with him And Sneaked that knife out of my pocket And stabbed him to death But I didn't even want to do none of that. I'm trying to talk my way out of that motherfucker, man, because it's that easy.

They'll get fucked up out here. I'm going to start preaching when I get done with this comedy shit. I can get a church full of old people and get that money. Them old people like me. You asked for that money. Them old people like me. You asked for that money. Them old people like me.

Norrie, let's get a church together. A hip hop church. Me and your DMX. DMX, definitely. That nigga ain't going to show up, though. But wait, buddy, he do. What if he do? If he show up, he going to show up.

That nigga going to show up. Because that, see, that's another nigga. That nigga right there is, that that is anointed he's anointed uh odb was annoying it was a bunch of people that was anointed man you know blessed from god when you say annoying you talking about blessed. Super blessed. Super blessed. Ain't supposed to be here. No kind of way, form, or fashion. And you see innocent people die every day.

And a motherfucker that's rotten, like myself and many more, live to 80 to 90 years old. For a reason. And you be sitting there saying, now why did this nigga die? Because I want to die. You won't die old. I'm going to die a bad nigga. All this shit you did when you was a kid. For a reason And you be sitting there saying I wanna die You won't die old All this shit you did when you was a kid Yeah I'm a bad nigga You'd be a great preacher in the movie I'm gonna get it back to you

I'm a great I'm a great spirit When your birthday? September 6th You a fucking Virgo That's Michael Jackson That's Prince That's Beyonce

That's Will Smith Virgo Come on make some noise for Virgo I never heard that I'm a motherfucking Scorpio So you either gonna like me or you not and if you like me I'm Sagittarius

what's this shit? November you Scorpio too? okay okay relax I'm from the Geminis over here my mother's Gemini Sagittarius is good people Gemini. My mother's Gemini. My mother's Gemini. So you good people. Yeah, no, Sanctuary's good people with Gemini.

Gemini, Scorpio, you know what I'm saying? Them is strong spirits right there, man. All of the spirits, all of the things. We just got to all just love each other, man.

Right. And this show right here, this is what you call a therapeutic show. That's what I've been going for the rest of my life. This show. Mmm. That's what I've been going for the rest of my life. This show right here... This show right here has the ability

to win Grammys and Emmys because this is the direct opposite of what Dr. Phil is doing. You don't fuck with him. That's what I'm saying. You are a nigga, Dr. Phil. You a nigga, Phil is doing. We don't fuck with him. But see, that's what I'm saying. But see what I'm saying? You are a nigga, Dr. Phil.

You a nigga, Dr. Phil. I'm a nigga, Dr. Phil. And guess what? Continue, Mike. That's what niggas tell the truth at the bar. I'm getting the Holy Ghost, goddammit. Do that, do that, do that, do that. I'm getting the Holy Ghost, goddammit. Keep going, Mike. Just keep reaching.

Please. Your wife, you are scared of your wife. I'm definitely scared of my wife. Don't point at me. Point at your wife. That's between us. You are scared of your wife. I'm scared of my wife.

I love my wife. That's how you're supposed to be. That's going to keep you out of everything. Everything. High five. You know what I'm saying? Barack wouldn't shit without Michelle. Yeah, Michelle kept it

rigged earlier. She kept it rigged earlier. That's that maturity right there. When a nigga start acknowledging all parts of everything around you. That's right. And get out of the pimp mentality. That's right, because he was a pimp at one time.

I tried. And again, if you wasn't born with it, you can't pull it off. I tried to pimp some bitches. I had some bitches at a little hotel. I had my cousin and this other little fat white bitch from Kokomo, Indiana.

And I slapped my cousin and she slapped me back. Don't ever hit me back like that. And I said, don't ever hit me back like that. And I said, I'm the pimp. I ended up owing both them bitches some money. Man, you a fool, man. You can tell if you're first pimping right now.

None of them bitches had receipts and all kinds of shit on me. I said, I quit, bitch. I don't want to do this shit. That fucked me up. When I first moved to New York, man, that shit fucked me up, man. I swear. I got off the bus at Port Authority. First time I've been to New York, I got off the bus at Port Authority.

It was in 1991. And I didn't know nobody. I had a manager. He was a Jewish manager named Dave Klayman. He came, T.K. Kirkland hooked me up with Dave Klayman. That was his manager. I went up there to meet Dave. He said, Dave was with the Jewish mafia.

I went up there. Dave looked like little Danny DeVito. He was that size. I said, this ain't no motherfucking Jewish Mafia, man. But I'll never forget, man. I moved to New York, and I went in the club, and I seen Tracy Morgan, and I seen Dave my eyes Coming from Indiana And I seen all of these niggas on TV It was a different thing for me

Because I was a nigga coming from my hometown And What I was going off of was people Around me telling me that I was funny These was niggas who was Really in the business They was funny They was funny These was niggas who was really in the business. Funny around the girls. These was on TV.

And funny to you. They was funny. But that moment that I had to come around these niggas and say, guess what? I don't even know if I'm really funny right now. Man, when I got on the stage, I was different. That's what made me different from everybody in New York. Because everybody in New York would go on stage and talk about Jamaicans and Subways and Puerto Ricans and Dominicans with no socks on. They was all the same.

I would go up on stage and talk about that country shit. And it made me different in New York. But boy, I'm telling you, I had to fight all the time. You know what I mean? Because as soon as the motherfucker found out I wasn't from New York, they was trying me. I used to be all the time. You know what I mean? Because they was, as soon as the motherfucker found out I wasn't from New York, they was trying me. I used to be in the tunnel. You know what I'm saying? I used to go to the tunnel and all that shit.

I'd have been the S.O.'s, man, with Maria Davis. Yeah, I've been there. S.O.'s on a Wednesday night. Yeah, motherfucking nails. I used to go to nails on Tuesday night. No, Tuesday night. I used to go to, oh man, I used to go to God damn it, Chad's and Wilson's. Honeysuckle's West.

I never heard of that one. That was like on 70-something Broadway. China Club. China Club. That's what they call it. That's also the Chinese nigga. That's the Mr. Liga. That's the Dominican Chinese nigga.

Man, I'm telling you. Shadows. Remember Club Shadows? Club Shadows. Live remote. That's still popping right now. Shadows. That's the old nigga.

Club Shadows. We got a live remote. Be honest. That's the old nigga of Palace right now. Come on, man. That's our shit right there. Club Shadows, we got a lot of them on the BOS. That's the old nigga palace right now. Come on, man. That's our shit right there. Club Shadows. The worst thing you can see a nigga do is the nigga deny his

age. I don't give a fuck about a nigga trying to be a young nigga. Okay, I want to fit in with the young niggas. But nigga, don't diss you. Don't diss you. Feel good about your own age. Nigga, you know you came from Slick Rick and all them niggas. Them is your best concerts.

Go to one of them motherfuckers concerts. They got Slick Rick, Dougie Fresh, Big Daddy Kane. Man, them motherfuckers shows is off the hook. They actually coded in the young shows. You don't know what you're going to get in the Young Shows.

So now let me ask you this. Fight. Indiana's not considered the East Coast. That's the Midwest. We're Chicago's little brother. We can get to Chicago in an hour and a half. So now you get these roles.

So now, you get these roles. Yeah. So now, what happens after that when you go back to your hometown? Are these people, are they proud of you or are they saying, you're mad?

They was. Okay. They was? What happened? I fucked around and let them, they fucked around and re-got acquainted with me. You know what I mean? That's how it is. I tell kids all the time, you leave your hometown, you stay the fuck away from that motherfucker.

Come back trying to be Robin Hood. It's cool. You know what I mean? Right, for a minute. In the Bible, it say, no man is of honor in his own hometown. For real, man. So, it's hard in hometown for me. I go back to hometown. It's tough. Because it's, you know, you got people who know you.

You know what I'm saying? And they can't accept that you actually grew. No, they can't. And you can't give them enough. You can give them everything that you have. It's never enough. And it's never enough because what they want from you, you can't give them. Right.

Come back. Yeah, come back. There's always somebody that can be with me, motherfucker. Be hurt with me, motherfucker. Be hurry with me. So, yeah, you as an artist, you always feel guilty about having fame and success and money. And doing good for yourself because somebody else can't have it. But I tell people all the time, you take that up with God. Because I can't make you rich or happy. And whatever's for me is for me.

It's going in my motherfucking pocket. Goddamn. And if I can give it to you, I will. Let's for me is for me. It's going in my motherfucking pocket. And if I can give it to you, I will. Let's make some noise for Mike. So now, I know I gotta sing you out because TC is my man. By the way, Nashawn, TC,

all your peoples, all your peoples that's what you is, I wanna, T.C., all your peoples, that's what you is. I want to salute them, but you about to take on this Richard Pryor role. Yeah. Is this the most complicated role you ever had? Not really.

I, um... You just felt like you got it? You guys haven't started shooting at all? No, man, because Lee Daniels is the director, and he is really successful. That's the nigga that shot Empire. And he's got the new show, Stars. Make sure y'all go watch Stars, Empire. You know what I mean? Lee Daniels is an incredible director who's in charge of the script, right in charge of the movie so when he gets

ready to shoot it i'm gonna be ready to shoot it until then i'm in a new movie with uh bruce willis called death wish it's an old trilogy of some charles bronson movies called death wish bruce willis is playing charles Bronson and I'm playing a doctor in the movie. You know what I mean? Yeah, I'm playing a doctor in the movie. I done played a lot of characters. I done played Do you get high as a doctor or no?

No, I don't get high as a doctor. Respect that. Let's make some noise for him. I don't get high as a doctor. Because there's a business side to me too As well as an artist side And a fool side That I have to maintain

And like I said I produce Meet the Blacks The movie Meet the Blacks We put it together And we had a lot of great artists in it You know what I mean Mike Tyson Charlie Murphy

A lot of comedians Little Duval Artists in it. You know what I mean? Yeah, Mike Tyson. Mike Tyson. Charlie Murphy. Charlie Murphy. You know, a lot of comedians. Lil Duval. Michael Blackson. You had the white girl in there, too. Because of the white girl. Yeah. You don't even remember this bitch's name.

I don't remember her name. You're a foul nigga. Wow, you got all the fouls. He's a foul nigga. I am. You know I'm a foul nigga, too, right? You are. High five, high five.

High five, the foul nigga shit. I know, I know. I knew you ain't gonna make it to the white bitch thing. Yeah, yeah. But you know what? It's about time niggas get a chance to not to remember the white people names. Let's make some noise. That makes sense.

Hey, man. No, the girl was Spanish. Her name is... No. Yeah, remember her name, please. Her name is Lou... What the fuck is her name? Listen, I saw the movie. She's beautiful, though. Listen, she's Latina. Her name is Lou. What the fuck is that? I saw the movie.

She's beautiful, though. Listen, she's Latina. Let him go. Yeah, she's beautiful. I mean, look, I've given a lot of girls opportunities. I gave... Even Mendez. Even Mendez.

I told Ice Cube, that's the girl right there. You know what I mean? You said that. That was you. She's been clowning. I remember Rick Ross was on the

They did the video for the song, the Trina record. Rick Ross was on the soundtrack of All About the Diamonds. It was his first joint. I think he wrote Trina's verse for that. I don't know what's going on, but it keeps going on with Miami history. Because I have no idea what you're talking about.

No, that's fantastic to me. That's Ross's first entrance into the... Continue, continue. I'm in. Yeah. I'm in. What happened? Yeah.

Yeah, I like this. I like this pay-per-view battle shit. You can tell he sniffed coke in his life at some point. He's cutting up the blunts. He is keeping everything clean around him. That is an old school coke ad from back in the day. I'm sorry. No, that's prison.

That's prison. Oh, I'm sorry. You can tell he's been in jail. That's prison. Oh, I'm sorry. You can tell he been in jail. That's the penitentiary. You know what I mean? Because you'd be surprised at how many niggas' cells is foul, funky niggas.

That's how you could tell if a nigga got some class because a nigga's jail cell is dirty and a motherfucker. You got to keep your cell clean. Your honey butter. What are you doing, man? Peanut butter all day.

What dance is this, bro? I'm looking for champagne Hey Where is the fucking Tootsies at? Oh Down the street Right down the street

Down the street That's where I'm finna go You finna go to Tootsies I'm finna go to Tootsies I got $150 Go to take one No Tootsies

Let's see how it goes for me Tootsies Oh really? You never ate You never ate tussies before? What nigga know about tussies, though? Hey, real nigga ain't know about tussies, man. Nah, you know how to fry lobster? You got to get the fried lobster.

Look, let me talk to you. Let me talk to you. Let's do a movie together, no way? No, you're going to do a drink champs movie. Your country cousin moves to New York. You're going to do a Drink Champs movie. Your country cousin moves to New York. You're going to do a Drink Champs movie. And listen, this is what happens. In the Drink Champs movie.

Relax. We're going to go somewhere and some nigga's going to challenge us. And then we can't do what we got to do. But then they say, Mike Epps, come out here like that. And in my mind, it's bright shit that come out. That nigga silly. Pigeons.

Dubs. Mike, come out and say, I got that. And you gonna back us. And we gonna go against like a Brazilian there. That nigga's crazy. What's that nigga name? Like the white guy that fuck with French Montana. That nigga's crazy. What's that nigga name? Like the white guy that fuck with French Montana.

That nigga's crazy, man. T-Pain and them niggas in Vegas. We gotta go get that old white man, the most interested man in the world. What's that nigga name? Ponchi. No, man. Relax. The guy that be with French Montana.

The guy from Vegas This shit is going to be on reverse Did they have 50 Cent on here? Did 50 Cent say nothing about Puffy on here? Yes he did He went in on Puffy I told Puff relax He did

That's who I want to see I want to see all them dudes fight I want to see these old niggas fight. No, no, no. We can't do that, Mike. Yes, they can. Let's take a shot. Let's take a shot.

I want to see these old niggas fight since they put these young niggas to fighting. Let's Tiger Bone it up. Is there no more champagne? No, there's plenty of Tiger Bone for us. Yeah, y'all got me. Young niggas, you ready to leave, Mike? Yeah, I still ain't drunk. Oh.

Let's give him a shot. I got Tiger. Why y'all think Tiger Bowler is so great, though? This is bullshit. Why y'all think Tiger Bowler is the one? I don't want more of that shit. Now, he drunk. See, you don't go.

That shit fucked me up. He want to join the Goody Mob again. I don't know what I said. I don't know what happened. I'm having a hit, Mike. I'm going to call Trick Daddy. Trick Daddy, he was with us. He stayed.

I'm going to call Trick Daddy, man. I can't drink no more of this. That's some nasty. We got to take a picture. We got to take a picture. All right. It's done. Thanks a lot.

Hey, yo, Haz, hold that up real quick. Gotta let the Drink Champs Army know if they in Miami this weekend or they can make it down. This Sunday, January 29th, we're having a Drink Champs block party and pop-up store. Hosted by yours truly, DJ EFN, NORE, and the Drink Champs family. It's all going down at the 89 Clothing Store Showroom. Located at 7814 Northeast 4th Court, Miami, Florida, 33138 from 1 p.m. to 6 p.m. So come out, get some Drink Champs merch, grab some grub, and drink it up with your favorite drunk uncles. For more info, follow us at Drink Champs on IG, Twitter, and Facebook.

Yes, indeed. Before we sign off, I got to blast this record off one more time off the Drunk Uncle Part 2 that's dropping on Easter, also known as the Drunkle. It's called Relax. Check it out. Oye, calmate. You heard it before on Drink Gents, right?

Eso significa relax. Talk to him one more time, Mr. Lee. You heard it before on Drink Chance, right? Drink Chance. The number one podcast. You had a lot of fun. Relax. And you're weak slime Relax And your weed whack Relax

You out of line, slime Relax And your weed whack Relax You tick ugly Relax Remember where you heard this first Bunch rock

Relax And your weed whack Relax You tick ugly Relax You rock for me Relax Relax. And your wee whack. Relax. Your chick ugly. Relax. Your pop ugly. Relax. And a wall.

Herb the Jewels fake. Relax. Your Jewels fake. Relax. And your Cruz fake. Relax. You just pop shit when you're going to. You know how far I came.

I'm supposed to brag about it. I could have been dead when them bullets came. Nigga, ask about it. I could have went to jail for cocaine. Ask about it. Could have been a target when them shooters came. Dark fit. 14 years old, attempted murder.

So now I walk around holding my ground down with no burner. Niggas don't follow my bad, follow my good shit. Still, I'm in the hood shit, but I'm doing good shit. Come on. Taking trips with the crew. See them throughout the country. Our podcast is the hottest thing in the fucking country. Yes, indeed. Make some noise! Yes, slime.

Relax. And you're weak. Yes, indeed. Relax. You're chick ugly. Relax. DJ EFF. What's up?

I heard that you're fake. Relax. You're too fake. Relax. And you're too fake. Relax. You just pop shit when you gon' do shit Relax Shout to the people

That's always top of the food chain Shout to the people That keep it simple like Wu-Tang Podfather Godfather A new slang Anybody kill her And I don't care if your crew bang

But most of them stupid They need dummy help I gave them a rope And then they hung they self They give me loyalty You a hazardous sound You was only down Cause you saw You got another one Relax A disgrace in the community Yeah. As it sounds. You got another one. Relax.

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Relax. And your weed whack. Relax. Your chick ugly. Relax. You don't pop ugly. Relax. I heard the Jewel Face.

And you'll remember when you heard this record first. Your toothpaste. Butch Rax. Relax. And your cruise fake. Relax. Yes, indeed. You just pop.. Butch Racks. And your crew's fake. Yes, indeed. You just popped. N-Y-E.

More juice. Ha-ha. Relax. Relax. Relax. This is Angel Tech. Relax. Relax.

Hey, no. I don't want to hear your damn voice. Relax. Relax. I don't listen to this bubble rap music. Relax. Relax. Relax. Hey, who said to this bubble rap music. Relax. Hey, who said this is hate?

Relax. I've never seen you grow. Talk to him, Mr. Lee. Relax. This ain't your cool. Relax. This is not memories and chills. This is fire. Relax. This is not. This is fire. Relax.

Relax. Relax. You got me. See. Relax. You definitely do on me. You're not the one. Relax.

This is the dream chat. Relax. Relax. Uh. We'll see you next week. Yeah. We'll be right back. Outro Music You see they hate to see us winning so I heard they got some issues You see they hate to see us winning so I know they got some issues You see they hate to see us winning so I heard they got some issues Who you know iller than really riddle me that All my real niggas know where I'm mentally at Wake up drinking pain.

What's the issue with that? Malibu in the hills where I'm physically at. Checking in with the hood. Conversations is whack. I don't think I'm too good. I'm just stating the facts. Four door on the coupe. I'm debating with that.

Flying in and out of town. People hating on that. Yeah, they tell me I'm a star. I'm just trying to get these cars. Niggas telling me to rap. I'm just trying to to get these scars Niggas tellin' me to rap I'm just tryin' to move the hearts Wet pants and a rollie I don't do Balenciaga

Just start out the mouth Like I'm blowin' on a cartridge You see the hate to see us winnin' So I know they got some issues Issues, issues, issues You see the hate to see us winnin' So I heard they got some issues Issues, issues, issues

You see the hate to see us winnin' So I know they got some issues. Issues. Issues. Issues. You see they hate to see us winning, so I know they got some issues. Issues. Issues. Issues. You see they hate to see us winning, so I heard they got some issues. Issues. Issues. Issues.

Yo, they hate to see us winning, so I heard we got some issues. Yeah. No prob, they trip, I'ma blow them like some tissue. Riding with the OG, 16 by the hip like a whole P. Nigga violate I'm a OD Shooting for forever Like Ginobili

I don't believe nothing Motherfuckers gotta show me Try and level up But the streets want to owe me Keep it to myself I did three for my Cody The nigga told Hit things with the give and go

Grease on Crisco Gas on shit go And I let my shit go They know what it's hitting for, heard what I get it for. Imagine what I'm sitting on. You see, they hate to see us winning, so I know they got some issues. Issues, issues, issues. You see, they hate to see us winning, so I heard they got some issues.

Issues, issues, issues. You see, they hate to see us winning, so I know they got some issues. Issues, issues, issues. You see, they hate to see us winning, so I heard got some issues Issues, issues, issues You see they hate to see us winning So I heard they got some issues Issues, issues, issues Hey yo, Haz, hold up one second Want to let everybody know They can check us at drinkchamps.com.

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