Drink Champs - Episode 76 "Season Finale" w/ Luis Guzman
Episode Date: April 28, 2017N.O.R.E. and DJ EFN are the Drink Champs. In this episode the guys drink it up with actor / activist Luis Guzman. EFN skypes in while filming his new documentary film in Colombia. The guys talk acting..., politics, Narco's, Carlitos Way, and a lot more. This episode also marks the season finale as Drink Champs starts a new release schedule. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/drinkchamps/support Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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And right now, we have one of the best actors on earth.
That's right.
Definitely the number one Puerto Rican actor in the world.
We hear he reigns from LES by way of Puerto Rico.
He's done at least 5 million movies.
That's it. He's done with, he's worked
with the works of Denzel Washington
and a whole bunch of other people on Bone Collector.
It was fucking phenomenal. Thank you.
And he's here right now. Today we are
turning to this day into the
Puerto Rican Day Parade because I am half Puerto
Rican, but today I am fully Puerto Rican
and right now we got Louis Guzman and the
Villamayca!
First off, but today I am fully Puerto Rican and right now we got Louis Guzman in the building! Make some noise!
First off, first off, you know Carlitos way. We gotta start with Carlitos way. Dalianga.
Pachanga.
Pachanga.
Okay, so now, did you work with Al Pacino before or no?
No.
So you get this call and what happens? I get this call, I go in Did you work with Al Pacino before or no? No. No. No.
So you get this call and what happens?
I get this call, I go in and I audition.
My boy found, there it is, okay, it's your time.
My boy shows up with his leather jacket,
he found a time for the queer park.
I put that shit on, I go to this audition,
I do my shit, I get a phone call.
Yo, you're a pachanga.
Okay, cool. Let's go.
Because it was easy for you to play a guy from
the neighborhood because it seems like you're a guy.
You know what it was, man? It's like, how many pachangas
did we grow up with back in the day?
How many dudes that were hustling?
You know, how many dudes that
when shit go wrong, they
flip to the other side,
you know?
And that loyalty shit, you know, from those guys anyway.
Now, is that one of the roles you related to the most out of all the roles you did?
Because you really did like three million movies.
Yeah.
You know, every role is different, to be honest with you.
You know, sometimes you do this guy, like I said, like Pachanga,
you know you're representing a certain
kind of flaw from the neighborhood.
From the body. Right. And then all
of a sudden you're playing the dad, you know what I
mean? And then it's like, now you got
like role model status, you know?
And then you're playing the nurse and shit
so you're caring about people or
you know, you're caring about
who knows, but everything's
different.
When I did the Bone Collector,
I just saw that the other day.
I had to learn
forensics. I learned real forensics.
You walked in there like you was really police.
You got something that I would like to say
that Denzel Washington
has. Whatever role
Denzel plays, I believe
them. Whatever role you
play, I believe you've studied
for it for 50 million years. That's how
good you are. That's what I strive for.
I strive for the honesty in what I do.
The same thing with your
music. You want
to convey the honesty
of your soul and stuff like that.
For me as an actor, I want people to believe me,
but I also want them to feel like what's going on, you know, with this character.
People relate to that.
Now your new movie, you got a new movie.
It's about like singing.
Uh-huh.
And church, is there church in there?
It's a faith-based movie.
It's called Hold On. Flavor Flav is in there. Flavor Fl it Church in there? It's a faith-based movie. It's called Hold On.
Flavor Flav is in there.
Flavor Flav is in there.
You know I told Flavor Flav, God damn it.
I was watching the trailer like, who is that ugly motherfucker?
I said, okay, okay, Flav is my man.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You get to open that.
That's my man.
Come on.
So, you know, he's in it.
But it's a faith-based movie.
We started shooting this movie two days ago last year.
And we just screened it here last night in Miami.
But it's an incredible movie, man.
It's a movie about inspiration.
You know, it's about people dealing with family that have evictions.
You know, it's about not giving up.
It's a really well done movie.
And the sister that's in it, it's based on her story.
She's an incredible singer.
She wrote the song, Hold On.
The one that's singing, that's about her?
Yeah. Wow!
I thought that was an actor.'s about her? Yeah. Wow.
I thought that was an actor.
And she wrote that song.
Wow.
And let me tell you something.
Like, when you see the movie, the end of the movie when she sings the song,
we actually filmed the orchestra live singing it. You know, we didn't want her to sing in the studio.
Then slip, sink, get out of the film.
We did it live. And so, you know, and it was want her to sing in the studio, that's lip syncing on film. We did it live.
And so, you know, and it was this little movie, man, that this young man directed.
He wrote it.
He directed it.
My son helped produce it.
I see.
You know?
Yeah, my son sent me.
Wow.
He, you know, and it was these young people.
They put this movie together.
They asked me to do a part.
And I did. You know, you got to support the young people, they put this movie together, they asked me to do a part, and I did.
You know, you got to support the young people.
All right.
Well, all the project is of your son.
Do you got a mic?
Because I don't think nobody can hear you, bro.
Oh, the mic right there.
Okay.
Oh, ooh.
Ooh.
You going to take a shot?
You going to take a shot?
Let's take a shot, man.
By the way, everybody, this is pina colada.
Soma colada. Excuseada. Soma colada.
Excuse me.
Soma colada.
It's the best shit on earth.
You've covered it in the news.
I'm covering it up.
It's the best shit on earth.
And listen, we heard you at Tequila Guy, so we got you the Pup Daddy Deleon.
He personally sent this for you.
Pup Daddy.
I told him we was interviewing you.
Don't tell me that, bro.
That's the sweet of God.
That's the sweet of God.
Sweet of God.
He personally, I said, he asked for Don Julio.
He said, well, you know what?
We got to send him this.
So we're going to have this shot that you poured, and then we're going to take a shot of that because Pop Daddy sent it for you.
That's right.
Salud, God damn it.
Salud.
Make some noise for Puerto Rico's on his back.
Yeah, baby.
What?
My bad. baby what was your what was your what was a movie role that you wanted and you didn't get because
i'm gonna tell you mine you took it from me okay wait there's a movie called the saint Oh, really? Okay, we'll get to that in a second. Okay, okay.
Okay, wait.
There was a movie called The Saint of, what was that,
Fort Washington or something like that. And it was Danny Glover who was in it,
and this brother named Rick Aviles, who was Willie from Ghosts.
Okay, okay.
Okay, and that was that one part I didn't get.
I really dug the part.
You know what, man?
I took it with a grain of salt.
My philosophy has always been,
you know, Papa, you didn't get this.
There's something else coming down the pipe.
That was always my attitude.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, man.
I didn't get that, but I got pachanga. So you got that.
Let's make some noise for your pachanga.
Woo!
I'm going to tell you a funny story.
Okay.
These people from HBO, they call me.
They're like, yo, we want to do this thing.
So I fly up once.
They're like, yo, I think you got it.
Then I fly up again.
You're going to hide in there.
And then I think I got it. And then I fly it a third time. And they're like, yo, I think you got it. Then I fly up again. And then I think I
got it. And then I fly it a third time.
And they're like, yo, you almost got it.
We just gotta have one more
verse and read. So I was like,
alright, cool. I flew back wherever I was
at and I caught Violet. I was
still on Violet at the time. So I was still living
in New York, but I was out of town
recording an album.
So I was like, I just wanted to know
who's the guy that
is like Louis Guzman
and that road is made in America.
Wow.
As soon as I said your name, I said,
they don't have to call me back. I already know.
I already know. I didn't get it.
I turned it down like three, four times.
Oh my God, that's why they gave me a job.
Oh my God.
That's why. I only had it because you turned it down like three, four times. Oh, my God. That's why they gave me a job. That's why.
I only had it because you turned it down that day.
Stop me.
Stop me.
I tried.
He tried to give it to me.
I tried.
You know what I mean?
He tried to give it to me.
At the end of the day, I figured you needed to freaking travel a mile, so let him come back and forth.
And he loves to travel.
Yeah, I do.
I do.
I do. He loves to travel. I, I do, I do, I do.
He loves to travel.
I'm the only person that loves to connect on flights.
Okay.
Like, you know, people like to fly straight through.
Oh, I thought you meant like talking to people.
Oh, no, no, no.
I like to connect.
Like, instead of going straight to L.A., I like to stop in Houston, stop at the bar,
you know, speak to a couple of people, tell them.
I'd rather connect.
I'd rather connect.
I don't know why.
So, just so you know, if we ever travel together travel to I just be waiting for you now another thing I just
seen to the other day with fat Joe not only you guys had a cook-off but you
guys was also in a party correct I hung out with fat Joe for like about a minute
and they bailed on me right he should know a minute and then he bailed on me. Right.
And he should know that next time he bails on me, we're going to have an issue.
Because who can win at handball?
You or Fat Joe?
Uh-huh.
At handball, who can win?
At handball?
At handball.
At handball?
I spot him, bro.
I spot him, man.
Because I'm nice at handball. He's man. Because I'm nice to handball.
You're really nice.
I'm nice to handball.
Bro, I grew up at the handball court over there in the park, man.
You know what I mean?
I say, you know, a real Puerto Rican.
A real Puerto Rican takes pride in that handball talk.
As soon as you bring up that handball talk, you see his face just now?
He was like, what?
He thought that was something else.
He was like, what, boy?
Better if you have a backhand.
Right. You know what I mean? They don't expect that one. He was like, what, boss? Better we have a backhand. Right.
You know what I mean?
They don't expect that one.
Right.
Now, was it harder for you being a Puerto Rican, let alone a Latino, to get into acting?
You know, that's a very good question.
Because, like, you know, look, man, when I, I don't know if you know my history, but, like, I never intended to be an actor.
Right.
I was a social worker On the Lower East Side
I was working with young people
In the neighborhood
That's like when the Lower East Side
And the Barrio and the South Park
And Williamsburg
When it looked like a bomb
Hit those neighborhoods
Before the whole gentrification
Salud
Salud everybody
Puerto Rican parade Puerto Rican parade and I said, Salud. Salud, everybody. Salud. Salud.
Puerto Rican parade.
Puerto Rican parade.
By the name of this episode.
Puerto Rican. So,
mmm.
Fucking good shit.
What was the question?
It was harder
to be on the last team.
Right.
Okay, so,
you know,
like I said,
my first job
was Miami Vice.
Miami Vice?
Miami Vice, man. And, I first job was Miami Vice. Miami Vice? Miami Vice, man.
And I was a freaking drug dealer.
Right.
And then my next shift, I was a gypsy cab driver.
And then my next shift was like a fucking rapist on a novella.
A ledge rapist.
Novella?
Let's make some noise for novella.
You know?
Oh, stop that shit.
I hate novella.
What the fuck is wrong with know? Oh, stop that shit. I hate Novella. What is wrong with you?
Oh, shit.
But, you know, so those were the parts
that I was getting in the beginning.
But one thing I understood, you know,
it's like you gotta, in order to build your foundation
for what you do, it's like a block out of time, you know?
So, I just stood with it, but I also stood
being a social worker for like five, six years after I got in, you know?
After you got in acting?
Oh, yeah, bro, because my passion was like working for my neighborhood, working with my people and shit, you know?
The acting thing for me was a hobby.
It was a way for me to subsidize my salary.
Bro, the only reason I did Miami Vice was I could buy a used car so I could drive to Orchard Beach on the weekend
and I could take the train and the bus.
You remember those days?
You remember those days?
Everybody from the Bronx is like this right now.
Yo, who the hell here has ever been to Orchard Beach
and having to take the train and the bus?
I ain't going to brag.
I've never called it Orchard Beach.
I also call it Cho-Chon Beach, right?
Cho-Chon Beach. They call it Cho-Chon Beach. I was a horny front. I've never called it Orchard Beach. I also call it Cha-Cha Beach, right? Cha-Cha Beach.
They call it Cha-Cha Beach.
I was a horny guy.
I'm sorry.
I can understand that.
I used to hear a different name for it, but that's okay.
I'm good.
You know, but anyway, you know, so I used to get all these roles and stuff like that.
And basically, I just said, you know, I'm going to keep at this.
And one thing will lead to another, will lead to another.
You know, I was still, like, doing the gangster role, you know, this and all that.
But little by little, things started kind of flipping a little bit.
You know, I did a movie called Q&A with Nick Nolte.
It was a Sidney Lumet movie.
I got to play this detective.
It was the first time I did a movie from beginning to end.
You know, and that was like, I don't know, 90, 90 was it?
I think it was like 90.
I was born in 90.
Okay.
God bless you.
You know?
So, like I say, you know, I did that role.
And then soon after that was when I landed Pachanga.
And then I kept going and going and stuff.
And then I did House of Buggin'.
Would you say, because I don't want to get back to the Latino part,
but would you say Pachanga was your breakout role?
That was the role to break you out?
You know, I would have to say it was a very popular role for me.
I don't think necessarily it was my breakout role because
it just happened to have been
a big piece of my
foundation, definitely.
Because, you know,
it's a funny business.
When I first started out, I used to see guys
that were really coming out, but it's a whole shit, you know.
And some of those
guys died and some of those
guys just fizzled out
But my whole thing
Like I said, for me
The importance of what I was always doing
Showing up
I wanted to always make my contribution
But the biggest
Lesson that I learned
Was being humble
Being humble to everybody
Being humble to everybody that I work with Being humble to everybody. Being humble to everybody
that I work with.
Being humble to you,
to you,
to you,
to you,
because I know
that's my true side.
That's who I am,
you know,
and I used to see people
and it's like,
are you fucking kidding me?
She threw a fucking fit
because she didn't have
fucking Avion in her fridge.
Right, right.
And now she can't fucking work
and she wants to go home?
Right.
Yo, that's not being about the work.
You feel blessed to be there?
Every day.
Every day.
I feel blessed that I'm sitting here
with you guys right now.
Let's make some noise for that.
Thank you.
So I want to get back to the Latino actors, right?
But for now, so now,
you probably like the most historic
when I mention this because Carlitos Way, the original one, you was in there. right but for now so now you got you got you probably like the most historic when i mentioned
this because carlito's way the original one you was in there but then the twist came
you in part two you're not but you're in part two but people don't perceive part two the same way
how did you feel like how did you feel about that? You know, um, I found
it, like, really, I understood
what they were doing. Because you was the only one from part
one in part two, correct? Right. Okay, cool.
So you understood. But part two is, like,
before, you know?
That was before. Like, I questioned that.
I said, hold up, man, hold up, hold up.
I'm Pachanga, right?
And this one.
So who did do
is that
oh
somebody related
to Pachanga
that almost
looks like
Pachanga
so we can
definitely do it
and get over
and make it work
because I mean
come on man
who doesn't have
somebody in their
family that has
the same
that might be like
even like
one or two
generations removed from you.
But it's like, yo, he got my fucking instincts.
He has some of my characteristics.
My brows, yeah.
He got some of my like habits and shit.
You know, so okay, I can buy that.
So what's the difference
from working with Al Pacino and then Puff Daddy?
Okay, night and Day?
Exactly.
Describe that Night and Day for us.
We know already. We just came from Puff House.
God damn it.
Because, I mean,
you know, Al Pacino,
you know, he's an iconic
actor. Is he a method
actor? I couldn't
even tell you that.
You know? I just know that when he
does his thing, he's focused.
I mean, I don't really
concern myself with whether he's method
or not.
When I hear action, it's like
the ball's in the court. Let's go. Let's make
this real and have a conversation.
All right.
As far as Puff Daddy goes, you know, it's a hobby for him.
All right.
You know, for Al, it's a craft.
It's a craft.
It's a craft.
You know, and not to say a hobby can't be an art.
All right.
It's like a big difference, you know.
All right.
Now, you're not a method actor.
Huh?
You're not a method actor.
No, I just show up.
You just show up.
I just show up. You're just that talented. Well, I'll be not a method actor. No, I just show up. You just show up. I just show up.
You're just that talented.
Well, I'll be honest with you.
I mean, look, I study.
I was about to say, do such roles.
I study, I study, I study what it is that's before me.
Like, right now, I'm doing a show.
It's called Cold Black.
And I play a trauma nurse for a trauma center.
And I happen to be the senior nurse on the floor you
know so I care about people I train people I run the trauma center when you
do like that I mean I get real medical training Wow you know I've gone to
actual trauma center I've seen people get their lives saved I've gone to actual trauma center. Wow. I've seen people get their lives saved. I've seen people die.
Wow.
You know, I've seen people get stabilized to get them up to surgery.
Wow.
And so I do the show, and so I see all these things, and so I learn a lot.
So in order to be a social worker, I understand you have to have some type of education, correct?
Yes, sir.
What do you think you learned more in life?
You learned more in studying roles and being an actor you think you learned more in life? You learned more in studying
roles and being an actor, or you learned
more in school, you think?
Man, I learned more in life.
You know?
Because, you know, not
school, not acting
in life, man, because
I grew up on the north east side of New York City.
Let's make some noise for Lord Eastside.
True Life, what's up, my brother?
Welcome home, True Life, once again.
Thank you.
You know, I've seen the good and the bad
and the ugly of our neighborhood.
You know, when the AIDS epidemic hit,
it hit the Lower East Side
harder than any other neighborhood in New York City.
Are we talking about crack?
We're talking about AIDS, HIV.
Oh, AIDS.
I thought you said you are.
I mean, as far as cocaine and crack and heroin,
you know, everybody knew that, you know?
Right.
But like I say, you know, you grow up and you see all these things,
and I use everything.
My life is my reference.
You know what I'm saying?
We're doing this right now.
Next week I'll get a script to be doing that.
Don't get mad at me.
No problem.
You know what I'm saying?
So from this experience, I go,
oh, okay, I saw how you handle it,
so okay.
Again, it's always
wanting to be honest, it's always wanting to be honest,
always finding the truth for what you do.
God damn it.
That's some deep words.
God damn it.
We're going to make some noise.
It is shot time.
Let's have us get shot time.
What are we taking?
You told me, you told me.
Okay, which one is it?
They both pump daddies.
You can take whichever one.
But this is tequila.
We can put ice in there for you, too, so it could be like chilled tequila.
No, I'm good.
This is the flannel one, this is reposado.
Meaning?
Reposado is when you're digesting after you eat.
Reposado, like I'm reposando.
That's the name for that one.
That's supposed to be the, yeah,
that's supposed to be like the more expensive one,
that's supposed to be like the regular one.
You could take both bottles though, by the way.
Okay, so you know what?
I just wanna take a shot with you. Of this? Okay, okay, of this, yep. I'll give you those two bottles. Yep like the regular one. You can take both bottles though, by the way. Okay, so you know what? I just want to take a shot with you. Of this?
Okay, okay, this, yup.
And the other two bottles.
Yup.
You pick one.
Here, give me another cup, brother.
Because I'm going to take a shot of this.
This is some colada.
Out now.
Okay, okay, okay.
That add, it's paid for.
I'll take it.
All right, here we go.
Okay, look, look.
Oh, I got a big shot.
Come on, it's your birthday, y'all.
It's your birthday?
What is that?
What is that?
Regular syrup?
That.
That?
Who told you you could have some of that?
Y'all got to relax.
This is exclusive.
Yo, listen.
This is to Luis Guzman for always being the best representative for Puerto Rican people.
You are so many people that sit back and just watch you and admire you, admire your humbleness,
admire how you in every movie, admire.
I can tell that you're a guy who's into the craft because you're into everything.
I can tell.
And we just want to admire that.
We want to respect you and want to say that.
You make us proud every day
That's pretty cool
Cuz we're alcoholics here So we need to break it down.
When you take a shot, you hear the orange pale.
Is that like a cheat code?
No, cheat code.
And this is what I learned.
You know how we used to do shots of tequila and put the salt in it and then the lemon in it?
And you do that shit?
You know why people did that?
That was the gringos that did that shit.
The gringos got us again.
Because the gringos would drink bad tequila.
You understand?
So they can't taste it.
So they would do that shit.
So everybody does it.
So what I learned, when you drink good tequila, you zip it.
Mmm.
And you highlight the taste.
Mmm.
All rich.
Okay, now, when we went to the liquor store to get your Don Julio, it was a different Don Julio.
It was the 70.
But I made that mistake before, and I bought somebody, like, the more expensive version,
and they was like, I don't drink that.
I drink the cheap one.
So that's, so, is there a difference or no in the Don Julio's do you like the 71 or
you like this one I like the 1492 because it's really nice and smooth
that's the best I mean, Oscar just told me
that I'm the budget.
No, no.
That was a nice day, too.
I would have just said that.
We see the $70 one,
but you know what happened?
One time I had a guest,
and they asked for Hennessy,
and I bought them the expensive Hennessy,
and they was like, what?
I like the cheap shit.
And I'm like, man.
And we bought three bottles.
And we boy three bottles
so yeah yeah yeah relax
but so now
so now like we were saying earlier
um
do you think that
your first roles like you know being that you
were playing Latinos
were it was just that
like you was just going to play Latinos
you ever thought
well it wasn't really until I did the Bone Collector you know Where it was just that, like you was just gonna play Latinos, you ever thought?
Well, it wasn't really until I did The Bone Collector, you know, because when that role was originally written, it had a gringo last name, you know?
But you kind of played a gringo because, was your name in that movie eddie torres oh
no no you was not great yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it wasn't it wasn't eddie schwartz
but you know um the producer just thought it would be a good idea and they gave me a shot at it
and i did it and and pretty much yeah thank you thank you. And so from that point on, you know, things got a little more mixed up.
I mean, I did this movie called The Count of Monte Cristo,
and, like, who would have guessed, man, you know?
The only period piece movie that I've ever done.
It was beautiful.
I shot it in Ireland and Malta and the Mediterranean.
And it's like, you know, okay, cool.
Now, Puerto Rico is in Paris.
Puerto Rico is in Paris.
Puerto Rico is in Paris.
The same shit.
My bad.
Puerto Rico is in Paris.
That's part two.
I'm in there.
Dale.
I'm in there.
Just gave you part two.
So how did you guys come up with this idea of Puerto Rico is in Paris?
My good brother, Eddie Garcia, he had a friend.
And Trent said, you know, you come up with a movie, and I'll fund it.
So I turned to my boy, Ian Edelman.
We turned to our friend, Ian Edelman.
And we said, hey, you know, we got some money on the table.
If you write this movie, we can
get it done. So Ian wrote the movie.
We got it financed.
You know, we had the money
even before we had the script.
And my boy Ian, who
was the guy that created
How to Make It in America,
he wrote it, he directed it.
We put a producing team together,
and we shot the movie in Prague, Paris, and New York.
And, you know, it was a labor of love, man.
It was a beautiful movie.
We had fun doing it.
It was cool.
Now, are you going to ever direct yourself?
You know, I've been asked that many times.
And I did direct this one little thing for friends.
And, you know, directing is,
you really got to be ready for it, you know,
because you got to understand that as a director,
and I've seen this, man, from the moment you get there
to the moment you leave,
your mind is like always thinking, you know, especially when you're first starting out because there's so many things that you
have to look at, you know, and overlook and check and double and triple check, you know.
So it's a lot of freaking mental work.
And I did this thing, bro, and I can tell you, I used to get home at night and go straight
to bed, man, with my clothes on, man, because I'm not ready to do that yet.
Direct?
You know, but I mean,
pretty much what I would like to do
is help produce, you know,
and, you know, I'll keep doing my thing.
Have you ever produced something before?
Not indirectly.
Right.
I mean, not indirectly, I should say.
Right.
But, you know,
that's like me
just helping my friends,
you know,
and giving them tips
and advice
and, you know,
let's do it this way.
Actually,
I have produced
one of my things.
I produced
Puerto Rican Departure.
That's what makes
a noise.
I knew that,
God damn it.
I was waiting
for you to finish
and say,
yeah, you did that.
Did you enjoy it?
I don't have detectives in there? I'm getting this movie confused.
Are y'all detectives in that movie?
No. Yeah.
Oh, alright. Cool, cool, cool. I didn't get to
finish watching the whole thing because I'm Puerto Rican.
I gotta give you 100%.
And I was doing something bad at that time
while I was watching it. I'll tell you later.
I know. I'm not gonna ask.
I'll tell you later. Okay, okay I'm not going to ask. I'll tell you later.
So, you come from LES.
You got this role.
When is the moment that you say,
this is it, this is me?
Now, because you said you was going back to the social,
what was it, social worker?
He was going back.
So, when was the moment where you said,
I'm going to quit and this is it?
I think it was like 1991.
Because I started it in 1985, 86.
And I just think in 1991,
because I got kind of burnt out of being a social worker,
and shit was becoming so freaking bureaucratic.
And, you know, I just kind of feel that I did my job.
That's a big word, bureaucratic.
I'm sorry, I had to stop you.
That's a big word.
No, I feel like I did my job, and it was time to move on, you know?
That's what bureaucratic means?
I'm trying to use it in another sentence, like tomorrow.
Bureaucratic?
What's that?
Bureaucratic?
Bureaucratic.
What does that mean?
What, did I say it wrong?
No, no, no.
I'm trying to ask what it means
because I want to use it.
Oh, bureaucratic?
You want to know what bureaucratic means?
That means like people that freaking
want to make your life miserable
by asking you to make out forms
and paperwork that are not necessary.
I definitely can't use that word in this sentence.
We'll work on that.
We'll work on that.
Let's take another shot.
We're going to send you to bureaucracy.
Oh, you know what I forgot to tell you?
What?
That cap is a shot glass.
Look.
This thing?
That cap, yeah, look at that.
Uh-huh.
You take it off and it's a shot glass.
Look at that.
And nobody don't got to touch your shit because that's your shit.
So nobody else don't got to touch your shit.
You can pour it right in there.
That's good to know.
Boo-boo.
Web-bye.
I was thinking that if somebody does touch my shit and they take off,
they should make a video.
No, no.
Once it goes to the top, it goes web-bye.
Watch.
Once it goes to the top, web-bye.
Watch.
Pour it.
Pour it.
Web-bye.
Pour it in there. Oh, shit. My fucking mic., it goes, wepa. Watch. Once it goes to the top, wepa. Watch. Pour it. Pour it. Wepa. Pour it in there.
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Pour it in there?
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People looking like these guys, it's Hollywood.
They got sound man's now.
What's your name?
What's your name, my man?
Bigging you up.
Jay Campbell.
Jay Campbell, god damn it.
We got sound man's now.
Jay C!
And they white.
We blowing up.
You know what I'm saying?
If they would have been Haitian, you know we would have been in their gutters.
You know what I'm saying?
You know, you know.
Y'all, y'all, nothing against white people, but when they show up,
it's like,
okay,
there's like some
significance here.
You know what I'm saying?
You know?
It's like,
somebody cares.
You know?
It's like,
it's like,
they want to see
the formula.
This is very true. This is very true.
Salute.
Salute.
Salute.
Here we go.
Now, actors-wise, we have Mike Epps.
We have Ice Cube.
Ice T.
Ice T.
Snoop Dogg.
50 Cent.
50 Cent. DMX.
All of these guys are actor-rappers.
Actor-rappers.
And actor-comedians.
Actor-comedians.
Mike Epps, because he's an actor-slash-comedian, right?
Comedian, yeah.
You are first actor, and you know I'm racist
because he happens to be Puerto Rican.
Let's make some noise.
Because, you know, I grew up,
oh, this is what I wanted to show you.
Since I was a kid, since I was a kid,
I always thought of making my own movie.
And that's my father. And I always, forever, I always thought of making my own movie. And that's my father.
And I always, forever, I always thought that you can play my father.
I'm going to throw my father's picture around.
That's on the back of Melvin Flynn's album.
He got gloves on.
Yeah, he got gloves.
And listen, he's a Puerto Rican with green eyes, tail, 500 tattoos, earrings.
And he birthed me.
And I'm the only, like, out of all my siblings,
I'm the only dark-skinned one, and everybody
else is light-skinned. So, like, if you look at me,
they're all Super O's. You call them
Oscar?
Oscar? Oscar?
Super O, you Oscar, goddammit.
Yo, you know how much drugs that guy used to
move back in the day, Super O?
That's a lie.
Back in the days. He's Super Bowl? That's a lie. A lie.
Back in the days.
He's legit now.
Back in the day, yeah.
He's legit now.
All lies.
Yeah, he got passed the PO.
All lies.
So look.
Ah, shit.
Motherfucker just hit me with a fantastic message.
Get out.
So you're on Grand Theft Auto Vice.
No shit.
What? Did you know? Did you know? Like, did your kids tell you how big that game was?
Or you knew it?
Well, I met the owners.
And one of my boys knew the owner.
Let's make some noise for you talking rich talk right there.
That was rich talk right there.
He said, Nori, relax.
I met the owner.
You know,
they invited me to their place
that was on Broadway
right off of
Houghton Street.
Like,
they had like
two floors,
man,
of loft,
you know?
And one floor
was all the gamers,
man,
all those young kids
just playing and stuff
and,
you know,
so my boy,
me and him
were walking back
to the LDS
and he's telling me,
you know, this is, you know, they make more money than like Paramount Studios, you know, so my boy, me and him were walking back to the LDS, and he's telling me, you know, they make more money than like Paramount Studios.
You know, in the first week, they sell like half a billion dollars in games.
Half a billion dollars.
Half a billion.
Oh, yeah, dude. Is your boy telling you this as a part of the movie company or is he part of the game company, your boy, he says, telling you this?
He knows the owners.
Oh, okay.
So he's my boy.
Okay, cool.
You know what I mean?
So he was explaining to me how it works.
So anyway, I went in, and I did this shit.
And so when the game came out, they sent it to me, and my two boys were playing.
And I don't play video games.
So I was just watching them, and I was like, oh, shit, I did that?
Oh, my God.
Oh, you had already did the voiceover No, bro
I mean, I
Because I don't do video games and shit, you know
Oh, see
So what happened was
Everybody was gone from the house
I said, oh shit, you know
Because my kids would say
Oh yeah, pal, we saw your character
And it's like, oh shit, okay
So you got to get to level four, pal
Level four, I don't know what that means.
So I start playing, and like in the first five minutes,
I try to carjack a nice caddy convertible.
Sounds like an LES guy.
Okay?
These two old ladies get out.
And they got guns.
And they got fucking umbrellas.
So I start punching one out
and then the one behind me
stabs me in the fucking head
with the umbrella and like
fuck me, man.
I got taken out by
two old ladies.
Oh, they took you out.
They took me out, bro.
That shit was like the most embarrassing shit, but just go to show I don't have the game set skill.
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Let me ask you something.
Which play you like the best out of all the movies you have played? Dan, hold on, because I was about to ask you something. Which plate you like the best
out of all the movies you have played?
Damn, damn.
Hold on, because that was a bother to ask.
Okay, who wants to ask?
He said it in British.
Right.
That wasn't English and it wasn't Spanish.
I'm sorry, brother.
It was English.
We're about to get the official version.
So what was your favorite You ever had
Your favorite
Where you was like damn
I'm fucking glad I did that
I'm very fortunate
I gotta tell you about
10-12 rows
So let's break it down
We got time
I'll say my number one was definitely
Pachanga Hold on let's make. We got time. Well, I'll say my number one was definitely Pachanga.
Hold on.
Let's make some noise for the time.
I still feel like you're going to walk me to the train station right now.
Here we go.
And I'll get you there, too.
My role in Boogie Nights.
Boogie Nights.
I had that there.
Boogie Nights, okay.
My notes.
My role in Traffic.
Traffic. I'm a contact. Okay. Let me see if, okay. My notes. My role in Traffic. Traffic.
Okay.
Let me see if that's in there.
My role in Out of Sight.
Okay.
The Count of Monte Cristo.
The biggest flop in the world, Pluto Nash.
I love that character that I did.
What else?
Magnolia.
The Limey.
Punch Drunk Love. Journey to the Mysterious Island, Mal de Amores, which is an incredible Puerto Rican movie done in Puerto Rico, and Puerto Rico to Paris, The Bone Collector.
Oh, my God.
Can I stop myself?
Crocodile Dundee.
Crocodile Dundee really wasn't much of a role.
It wasn't more of an experience.
Now, when you a hood nigga, if you in there, you're in there.
You're in there, you're in there.
They took the boy from the...
Because you was the king of New York, too.
What?
You was the king of New York, too.
No, sorry.
My bad.
Yeah.
Now, do you remember me from Ghost?
From Ghost?
Where the bitch that was... Where you was doing? They was doing... Demi Moore. Do you remember me from Ghosts? From Ghosts? Where the bitch that was doing Demi Moore.
Do you remember me from that?
You was the robber.
You was the robber.
I was younger.
Oh, I do remember you was the robber.
You was the stick up kid that was out to attack.
Time out, time out.
Oh shit, you're right.
Do you remember that?
Yes, I do remember that.
Okay, so let me break it to you.
Break it down.
It wasn't me.
What?
No, sir.
It was your ghost?
No.
It was my boy, Rick Aviles, who used to host Showtime of the Apollo.
You know?
So the reason I bring that up, everybody and their mother till this day
thinks I'm that guy from Ghosts.
So if I got a nickel for that,
I probably own this studio
and buy everybody in this room
a Tesla.
Okay.
So I'm going to run through
a couple of movies.
Okay, go ahead.
And you tell me.
Go ahead.
Okay, Boogie Nights.
We already established.
Yes, sir.
Boom.
Pelham 1, 2, 3.
Yeah. Denzel Travolta. You got mad movies We already established. Yes, sir. Boom. Pelham, one, two, three. Yeah.
Denzel Travolta.
You got mad movies with Denzel.
Yes, sir.
All right, let's stop right there.
Because a lot of people, nobody in this room knows Denzel.
I met him one time in my mind, right?
That's a good place.
And it was around Malcolm X time.
And he asked me to smoke a blunt, and I said, relax.
But this is all in my mind.
Okay.
Okay.
But how did you, you worked on two movies?
How many movies you worked on?
Was those two?
Just those two.
Yeah, but I worked more with him in The Bone Collector than I did taking out the pillow.
How is it working with Mr. Kersney?
Relax, hold on.
Stay on Denzel right now.
We never spoke about Denzel in our podcast at all.
Go ahead.
So is he like, he reminds you of Al Pacino's type of style?
You know, everybody has a different style.
You know, everybody does their craft differently.
You know, I don't compare one to the other.
So what does he do?
Right.
You know, it's like.
How was it working with him?
Oh, working with Denzel was incredible, bro.
He did this one scene one time, and it was like, I'm watching a guy who can't get up and walk, you know?
Oh, you're talking about Bone Collector?
Yeah.
He can't get up and walk, okay.
Yeah, and he did that.
He did this one scene
so incredible
and I was like,
I was like frozen
because I was...
Are we talking about
the scene where you come
and you pull the shit out
and you start going
through the shit?
And he wanted to try
to get out of bed
and he starts crying.
And it's like,
I was frozen
and all of a sudden,
I was like,
oh shit, Lulu,
you got to align.
You got to do align.
Because you don't want to waste an incredible moment in someone's, you know, craft performance, you know.
So Denzel had his moments that, to me, as an actor, he was memorizing.
And as far as being able to work And see that and feel that And experience that
In the same space
Breathing the same air
Fucking incredible
But did you know he was supposed to be
Like this Oscar winning actor then
Did you know that then
Or you figured
He's okay
He might make it
But
You know I never even think that way man
Because like
I just think of everybody
As another artist
You know
I mean I know when I walk into a room, like, you know, what everybody's status is, whether they won awards or not, you know.
My whole thing is that once I hear action, like I said, everything is, it's on a level.
Whatever you give me, I'll give you back.
Whatever I give you, you're going to give me back.
Right. You know, that to to give me back. Right.
You know, that to me is my heart.
Right.
You know, not that I don't think I'm working with Al Pacino.
I know I'm working with Al Pacino, but right now this guy's name is Freddy,
and he got issues, and that's what I got to deal with.
God damn it.
Everybody, it's the Puerto Rico Day Parade.
Make some goddamn noise.
God damn it.
All right, someone throw some more movies out there to you real quick.
Cabo Ray?
No, I'm going to throw some more movies out there.
Okay, Anger Management.
Yeah.
You didn't mention that earlier.
Okay.
Anger Management.
What about it?
Tell me more. Well, you know, I work with Adam Sandler. I think I've done I work with Adam Sandler
I think I've done four movies
with Adam Sandler
he's a good friend
truly a good friend
and when he asked me to do
anger management
we had already worked on the movie called
Punch Drunk Love
and Adam Sandler
Paul Thomas Anderson wrote that
and Paul Thomas Anderson wrote Boogie Nights and Magnolia and Punch Drunk Love.
And so if people don't know, Adam Sandler was nominated for an Academy Award for his role in Punch Drunk Love.
So anyway, he called me up right after that, that he was working with what we call anger management.
And I read the script.
And basically,
I was given the liberty to create this character.
You know, so
my role in that movie was
of a very flamboyant
dude. You know?
I had cornrows done.
I kicked my ass every
day because I never had cornrows and shit
that fucking hurt.
And then I did this mustache that was like a question mark.
You know?
When you're an artist, you fucking create,
and that's what I did.
And I based that character on this dude
that I knew from the neighborhood,
you know, that grew up with us, who was very flamboyant,
but like always dressed him sharp.
But, you know, he had a very feminine type of voice,
but he could kick any fucking dude's ass any day of the week.
Right.
So that's how that role came about.
So what was your question about that role?
No, that's what I wanted.
I wanted to clarify that. Okay, now. Wait, clarify what? I wanted. I wanted to clarify that.
Okay, now.
Wait, clarify what?
I wanted, relax.
What's going on?
No, I wanted to clarify that we had the right information.
Oh, yes, you did, sir.
So now, also, this is not on my list.
This is on my personal.
Because a lot of hood people, they don't like this movie, but I love this movie.
Okay. Keanu. Ke this more. Okay Keanu
Keanu cool Keanu. I'm sorry
People like, you know, like real hood people
They feel like oh, you know those guys and I cannot care less. I'm in the comedy, right?
I love comedy and I thought that movie was funny. I think those guys are some of the kings of comedy
No, I think in their own way.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
It's just like if you compare real hip-hop to new hip-hop or old hip-hop, it's still all hip-hop.
Right.
It's all hip-hop.
Absolutely.
So I could care less if you think it's real or whatever you think is real.
As long as people respect it and love it.
And that's what it was with Keanu.
Like, I remember, oh, shit, this is me.
After Dave Chappelle.
Yeah, after Dave Chappelle's show.
Jake.
No, I'm good.
After Dave Chappelle's show, I wanted to watch comedy.
Right.
And Key and Peele kind of came on after that.
And I wasn't kind of mad at their stuff.
No.
But a lot of people were. It was smart comedy that these guys. To me, that's what I thought. Peele kind of came on after that and I wasn't kind of mad at their stuff no it
was smart comedy that these guys to me that's making statements about society I
mean if you look at Jordan's movie get out have you seen that movie I haven't
seen it yet but do you think out but um have you seen it what I mean was it was
kind of like the perfect people because at that time after Dave Chappelle had quit or moved on whatever he did
Can't pill he didn't quite take Dave Chappelle's place
but he did take a place in there where and now Barack Obama is president and
It's like, you know the black and white type aside like you know and they kind of they kind of focused on that and I kind
of I kind of focused on that and I kind of I kind of appreciated it like I was right like the only like nigga nigga
better sorry I don't know that makes two of us you know I was like yeah I like it
like I don't I don't see the big you know shit that people are saying they're
not really from there like I didn't really I just I appreciate it being
entertained I just went and watch key I like a lot of people that always have criticism about shit.
And everybody's entitled to their opinion.
But you know, it's like, but you can't criticize people when they're doing something that's really progressive and creative and shit.
You know, because then you're just pretty much a hater.
So then what you got going on?
You know what I mean? These brothers
came out and they, as far as I'm concerned,
it's fucking smart comedy.
It was making statements. It was making statements
about society.
It was just having fun.
You know what I mean?
So, I tip my hat
to them. And by the way, like Keanu,
you know, it's comedy, baby.
It's fun, you know?
I love Keanu.
That's what it is.
I watched that shit all the time.
And the cat.
Are we going on a shot?
Let's go.
I like this.
Now your lower east side is coming out.
Look at you.
Your lower east side is...
We trying to get our partner.
My partner DJ EFN is in Columbia right now.
You are so freaking responsible for this shit.
Listen, this is my partner, DJ EFN.
He's supposed to be on Skype.
You know what I'm saying?
He's in Columbia and you playing.
Oh, no shit.
I just got back from Columbia.
You was shooting knuckles again?
No, no.
Give us the information, God damn it.
We know where you're going in Columbia for.
Yeah.
Where is he?
Where is he, bro?
He's trying to be on Skype right now.
Okay, come on, bro.
If not, I'm pouring me another drink.
This is my shot. You ready to be a shot?
Let's do it.
We got to teach you drink champs and stuff.
Ah-da-ah.
Bro, I do that shit all the time.
Ah-da-ah.
He didn't even blink.
He didn't even blink. He know his shit.
Look at this shit, man.
Can you hear us?
Yep.
Yo, we can't see him?
Yo!
Drake Chance, motherfucker!
Yo, yo, this is Drake Chance.
Motherfucker!
Yo, yo, stop!
I told you.
Yo, hold on, hold on.
Do you see Louis Guzman?
You see him?
Yeah, I see him.
All right, what did I tell you he was just doing?
Ooh.
Tell him what I just said he was just doing.
You were medicating yourself.
In Colombia, I told him y'all was sniffing coke.
I'm sorry, EFN.
I'm lying.
What part of Colombia are you at? Barranquilla. What part coke. I'm sorry, EFN. I'm lying. What part of Columbia are you at?
Barranquilla.
What part of Columbia are you at, EFN?
In Barranquilla.
We just landed in Barranquilla today.
We were in Medellin yesterday and Bogota before that.
Woo!
So how much did Paul sniff the most or Hazardous sniff the most?
That's right here.
How much did he sniff, Haz?
About a gram.
About a gram?
Paul, how much did you sniff? Drink? About a gram. About a gram? Paul, how much do you sniff Drink Champ Sports?
Huh?
What?
What'd you say?
How much do you sniff, Paul, Drink Champ Sports?
Eight ball.
You said an eight ball last night.
I don't remember.
Why are you lying, man?
I'm not going to lie, Paul.
I'm going to be honest.
It looks like you've been sniffing for eight days.
Because you look CrossFit ready to lie, Paul. I'm going to be honest. It looks like you've been sniffing for eight days. Because you look CrossFit ready right now, Paul.
CrossFit ready.
Yo, EFN, you got some questions for my man, Louis Guzman.
Let's talk.
Let's do it.
Can you see him still?
Can you see him?
Yeah.
I can see you, bro.
I can see him.
It's a little blurry.
We got, you know, our wife's a little choppy here.
All right.
Bro, that's because it's foggy in here.
Look, we got the Revolt mic for you. Look, we blowing up. We got Rev know our wife that's a little choppy here. Alright. Bro, that's cause it's foggy in here. Look, we got the Revolt mic for you.
Look, we blowing up.
We got Revolt mics.
Yo, we gotta do the intro right now.
We gotta do the long distance intro.
Oh, you wanna do it?
But, alright, cool, I'm in.
Are you ready?
Even though you already done, so we put intro in the middle.
Alright, let's do it.
You ready?
You ready?
I feel like we like in a joint.
Like, you ready?
Like, you know the air pieces?
Alright, you ready?
Hey, you ready?
You ready?
You ready?
You ready? You ready? You ready. You ready? You ready? I feel like we're in a joint.
You ready?
You know, the air pieces.
All right, you ready?
Hey, hey, it's that green homie, Sabia.
What the fuck it up?
You ready?
Oh, you're not ready.
You got a delay.
I'm ready.
All right, so hey, hey, it's that green homie, Sabia.
It's your boy, NRE.
What up, it's DJ EFN.
And this drink test, motherfucking Columbia.
Make some noise
yo so you got a question for Lewis come on dad let me see you take a shot bro
before you go take a shot take a shot you gotta take a shot all right all right
we gotta take another shot no I already took a shot I'm in I'm in I'm taking another shot. Okay, here we go. I took a shot. I got a shot. Yeah.
I got a big ass shot.
For the people listening, EFN.
Oh, shit.
Where's my...
Ready?
EFN?
Is it Colombia?
No, no, no.
That shit look like water.
What happened?
No, no.
That's Colombian white.
Okay.
All right.
Now, look.
Right there, man.
Right there.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! No, that's Colombian white. Okay. Right there, man.
Right there.
Yeah.
All right, what's the question?
What's the question, Papa Changa?
Okay, all right, cool.
Okay.
Can you hear us?
You got a question for him? Open it cool. Okay. Okay. Can you hear us? You got you got a question for
Man
Yo, you got a question? You here?
Yeah.
Yeah, you got a question?
Can you hear me, though?
I hear you.
I hear you.
Can you hear us?
When you guys was filming...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When we were...
When you filmed Narcos, you was on site in Columbia, right?
Right.
He said right.
Boy, he hit me here.
Right.
Did you?
Were y'all at the part where they filmed the shooting in the house?
In that neighborhood?
We went to that neighborhood when we were in Bogotá, and they were telling us that they had to use another crib, not the exact crib where he got shot.
Right. Right.
Yes. See? right yes
say this like this like this like what the fuck are you learning a new language I got it wrong. That's a cocaine you got.
I know, that was fucked up.
That's what he said.
Anyway, dale, papu.
What's the question?
Next question.
Wait, wait.
Go ahead, E.
Go ahead, E.
I'm asking, what part of Medellin were you in when you were shooting?
I had to sign a waiver so I can only tell
you that I was in May May Ying we were in Santa Marta we won Bogota we won Chia
we have recency Oh but I'm key jazz and cuz the Hannah but we you know the Intercontinental Hotel, okay he froze because he had a brain.
He must be fucked up, look at that.
That's like a birthday.
Take a picture.
Perfect, look at those for that.
Yeah.
The fucking truth came out.
Yeah, but go ahead, I love what you're saying. We filmed at the Intercontinental Hotel
on the rooftop
and that's actually where they used to
meet up. So,
you know, we filmed in some of the actual
places, bro. Right. So I don't
know if Oscar told you this.
Back to Oscar.
Tell me that. My very
first rhyme that the hip hop world
Has ever heard me
Say
Is
I say
Jose Luis gotcha
Golden guns and tons
Oh shit
That's the very first
Time
I mean
I had other records
Prior to that
But it never came out
Or maybe we tried
To make it come out
And it never worked I mean I'm just Throw records prior to that, but it never came out, or maybe we tried to make it come out, and it never worked.
I mean, I'm just throwing it out there.
And so the first time hip-hop,
there's a record called L.A. L.A.
And we were from New York,
Queens,
Left Rack,
Queensbridge,
particularly.
And we went at the West Coast And the very first time
Hip hop has ever heard me
I say
Jose Luis
Gotcha
Golden Guns
Zintons
General Brass
No shit
And then
Again
You take the role
Jose Luis
Gotcha
Don't tell me you auditioned
For that too
No I didn't audition
No I didn't audition No I didn't audition
But in my mind I was like
That's the guy who should have got it
Well let me tell you man
These guys were unbelievable
I'm taking a shot with myself or everybody?
No I'm not
Okay okay
Come on
You Puerto Rican you can't say no
And this is two shots just so y'all know This is one shot and this is another shot Okay I got a shot You Puerto Rican, you can't say no. And he's drinking water? Look, look, look.
And this is two shots, just so you all know.
This is one shot, and this is another shot.
Okay, I got a shot.
You got a shot.
We need a shot, or you got a shot?
No, he never got a shot.
You got to relax.
Okay.
All right.
Let me get some ice.
Ice?
No, no.
This is my shot.
I don't take ice, but this is my drink.
I drink the same thing. Okay. Oh, yeah. I drink a drink, and is my shot. I don't take an ice, but this is my drink. I drink the same thing.
OK.
I drink a drink and then a shot.
Like, some people do beer and then a shot, but I drink
and then a shot.
Because I'm a real nigga.
Que si que.
I was going to break this down.
Dale papi.
And let's close that motherfucker.
Yeah, they're going to close it down.
Let's close that motherfucker. They're going to close it down, but you know, the fucked up part about that motherfucker Yeah they're gonna close it down They're gonna close it down
But you know the fucked up part about it
Now they're gonna have all these little private
Jails
Damn I didn't think of that part
They're gonna have private jails
In New York
They're gonna put a lot of CEOs out of work
You know
I don't know what that was
Private jails Put it on mute
Till you get it
Yeah that's right
He's so professional
I want you to direct
What is it called
Biopsy
Biopsy
Biopsy
My man you've been studying up on that
He's back he's back.
He's back.
Did you take it off mute?
Yeah.
We got rated.
All right.
You think they got rated?
Yo, where your shots at?
We taking another shot.
You got rated?
Yo.
Yo, we taking another shot.
Come on.
Bro, he ain't got shit in there, bro.
Wait up.
Yeah, yeah.
No, no, no.
Watch him.
No, no.
I trust him.
Oh, my God.
My dad.
This is good, my dad.
Yeah.
No, no.
He's a drinker.
I can't take the sound off.
Look at that, everybody.
Come on.
Everybody, one, two.
So what's private jail?
Private jail.
Well, that's what they're doing now.
They, you know, now being in the jail business is profitable.
But.
And it takes the responsibility out of the state and the local government.
But you got to figure this.
Guess who's paying for that?
You know? Every time you put somebody
in jail, that's $60,000 per person
for the whole year.
You know what it takes to educate somebody
four years of college?
You could do it with a third of that money.
You could send all these
men and women that, you know, have not
committed these atrocious crimes anyway.
We're not educating them.
Why keep them in a system that it's going to cost you, you, you, and everybody in this room money out of your pocket?
Look at what it costs to go to college.
$25,000 a year compared to what?
Keeping somebody behind bars, keeping them angry so that when they come out,
they come out angry and they commit more shit.
You know?
And so now,
you close Rackers Island
and every borough
got to have their own private jail.
So somebody's making money off that.
You know?
But what would be your answer
to like Rackers Island?
Because Rackers Island
as a native New York City,
as a native new york city
no matter what borough you come from you got to come to queens uh to come to jail if you commit
a crime so what would be your answer if they say all right we're gonna close rikers island
so now but i mean there's still people that do crimes i'm not saying they should be locked up
or maybe they shouldn't but what would be your answer if he was to say?
Shit, man.
You know,
I'm not saying we shouldn't close or that we should close Rockers Island.
You know, I think we need to create
a better system for people out there.
You know, it's too fucking easy
to commit a crime, man.
And it's, you know, mass
incarceration of black
and Latin kids and stuff like that.
You know, I don't know,
I've been down to Louisiana
and I filmed in Louisiana
State Penitentiary.
In Louisiana State Penitentiary,
the population of that
maximum security prison,
I gotta say, is 90%
young black men
serving 30 years plus,
which is the average sentence.
But when you talk to some of these young people,
you could definitely
hear in their speaking,
they're not educated whatsoever.
They're talking to you like a fourth, fifth, sixth grader.
You know, and so, you know, something is wrong with society.
You know, our people, it's important that we get a good education.
And I say, shit, it costs $60,000 a year to lock one person up,
and you lock that person up for 10 years, that's $600,000 a year to lock one person up, and you lock that person up for 10 years,
that's $600,000.
When you could've spent $150,000 in educating this person,
and helping them get a profession and shit like that.
But society doesn't see it that way.
At least the government and shit.
So it's more profitable to have people locked up
than it is to educate them.
You know, because they're going to
make money off the uneducated
people that commit all
these fucking petty crimes and shit, you know.
People are in jail because they commit
petty crimes, you know, steal a fucking sandwich,
do something to eat,
and now you got three strikes against you,
so I'm putting you away for 15 years
because you fucking stole
something to eat. But you know what?
For those 15 years, it's gonna
cost $900,000
to keep you locked up.
$900,000.
You know what kind of a life that person
could have with that kind of money?
But why?
And you know, that's just one.
You know? You look at the budget
Of these states man
It's in the billions of dollars to keep people at stuff
That's a misinvestment of money
That's a misinvestment of community
That's a misinvestment of humanity
Okay
God damn
I feel so terrible Trying to hand you a blunt after that.
I feel so terrible.
I just got to.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got something?
You got something, bro?
You got cut off last time, E.
I don't smoke, brother.
Why?
No, no, he don't smoke. But you had a good question, but last time you got cut off last time, E. I don't smoke, brother. Why? No, no, he don't smoke.
But you had a good question, but last time you got cut off, E.
We need you to say that question again.
Which one?
The one where he was talking about what cities he answered that.
But I really want to know, like, he's done so many roles, so many different kinds of roles.
What's his favorite role that he's played, whether it be TV, film, or whatever?
You guys already talked about that?
Yeah,
but if you want to hear it,
I'll tell you.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Fuck that.
He's in Colombia.
That's what I'm hearing.
I mean,
you know,
I love Pachanga.
I love my role
in Boogie Nights.
I love my role
in The Limey,
Out of Sight,
Traffic,
Punch Drunk Love,
The Count of
Monte Cristo, Anger Management,
you know, taking up the
problem 1, 2, 3, Carlitos Way,
Q&A,
Mal de Amores,
The Bone Collector,
Hold On,
my role now
on my CBS show, Cold Black.
So I don't have one because I'm really fortunate.
And, you know, shit has worked out for me that I got a really good role, man.
Like I said, I just embrace them all and do the best I can as an artist.
Did you ever feel that you were ever at any point in your career typecasted?
And if you did, if you were, did you care?
I definitely was typecasted early on in my career.
I did care because I knew that there was more to a Latino being this negative entity, you know, in entertainment.
But, you know, I entertainment. But, you know,
I waited my time,
man. I did my work, and like I was
telling everyone here
earlier, I put my building blocks
together, you know, so
one row, okay, he froze again
because nobody stands like that.
But he's
going. He can keep going.
You know, so
I just
I just feel that
You know I've been blessed man
Because you know I'm this guy that showed up
It wasn't about
It wasn't about ego
It wasn't about me trying to be better
Than somebody else
It was always about me complimenting people
Because you know
when you compliment somebody in your craft and your heart you can work
together that's why I call them Oscar I call them Subo O
that's why Subo O connects us together because we're so humble and that's who we are
we have so much great success and we're still just so down to earth
that's right.
That's what brings us, that's the kinetic energy that brings us together. Yeah, man, because, you know, I hear too much that, you know,
people have beef with each other and shit like that,
and it's like, is it really necessary?
I mean, you know, shit, man, people fucking lose their life over shit and the only beef i got is with my wife
oh my god girl all my kids can take a and then they move the toilet paper i hate that
i got drama right biggest beef i have and when you go to the fucking refrigerator, and you're looking for that last
cup of juice, and
there are like three fucking drops
in the bottle. They leave it.
Who the fuck does that shit?
Just throw it away. You know what I'm saying?
Throw it away. What am I supposed to do?
Squeeze the fucking...
No, man. How many times has that...
You know? My nephew did it
to me yesterday.
What's wrong with you bro listen listen first of all i'm gonna die right i'm trying i'm trying to get myself because listen listen i don't know scientifically proven there's no such thing as
it's working i was it's working like i was like 310 pounds. I'm almost under 200, but we're going to relax.
Okay.
Right.
So, look.
So, I'm sitting there.
My nephew says, it's his birthday.
I'm coming out.
I'm like, I'm coming out.
All right, cool.
No problem.
This nigga sends my daughter.
He doesn't even send me.
He's a foul, man.
Oh, he doesn't.
He doesn't.
He sends my daughter to the store
Two liter Pepsi
Crispy creams
You got some snacks in here
Let's say you got
Fucking potato everything
We got cauliflower
Spaghetti
LA is care
They gotta relax
In LA you gotta relax The new shit is cauliflower You can make cauliflower Listen, L.A. is care. 1% milk. They got to relax. In L.A., you got to relax.
The new shit is cauliflower.
You can make cauliflower mashed potatoes, cauliflower rice,
and you will never know.
You throw garlic.
Ajo.
I'm going to say garlic.
I'm going to say garlic.
Ajo.
You got to relax.
Oh, I got linguine.
No. Zucchini. Zucchini. I got linguine. No, no.
Zucchini.
Zucchini.
I got linguine, zucchini.
And it's very nice.
I can't eat that.
You know why?
Exactly.
The good news is. You're way too young to eat that shit anyway.
You got to be 30 or older to eat zucchini.
You cooked that, right?
Bro, you cooked that yourself, man.
No, did I cook it myself?
Yeah.
I gotta relax and tell you no.
My Puerto Rican Cuban wife that I love forever.
This is what happened.
This is what happened.
Let me just tell you.
Let me just tell you.
This is what happened.
At one point, I seen the commercial.
Somebody killed the animal.
And I was like, I just can't be a part of that no more.
Like, this is me.
But they killed the animal.
Like, choom, choom.
It was like on a travel channel or something.
I was like, oh, my God.
Like, it was like, choom, choom.
I was like, oh, my God.
Is this how we eat chicken?
Like, and it just, choom, choom.
I was like, oh, my God.
Right?
And I see this shit.
I was like, I just can't really do this like this no more.
Like, if this happens this way, right?
So, you know, I went and researched.
And I see that this is actually the truth.
Okay.
Okay.
And I was just like, God damn it.
God yamma yamma nam labba dam.
And I said, woley molly guacamole.
Oh shit.
Lemme lemme lemme hold the postoli.
You feel the smell?
And I sat back and I said, lemme control my own faith.
Cause they say people that can control their faith
can control their environment.
Your destiny.
Your destiny.
There you go.
No, I'm good, I'm good. I was just gonna see if you wanna take it. There you go. I'm good.
I'm good.
I was just going to see if you want to take it.
You got to relax.
Your birthday came over a long time ago. Yeah, he died.
You got to relax.
Yeah.
So, what I'm trying to tell you is, level spelled backwards is level.
That means we got to balance it.
That's right.
As long as we have balance, we can do what we got to balance it. That's right. As long as we have balance,
we can do what we got to do.
Are you kidding me, bro? Wake up in the morning
and eat the
shredded chicken.
How do you say it in Spanish?
I have no idea.
How do you say shredded beef in Spanish?
Pollo ripiado.
Pollo ripiado.
Oh, that's not it?
You know what, bro? I'm going to tell you something. I never heard that shit in my fucking life.
That's not what I'm looking for.
That's not what I'm looking for.
Thank you, bro.
That's not what I'm looking for.
You know what I'm saying?
Dad!
That's what it's called.
That's not what it is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Dad.
Yeah.
Now say the chicken verse.
Wait, hold on.
What did you call it, though? What did you call it? Carne Ripeada. Okay, please. Now say the chicken verse. Wait, hold on. What did you call it?
What did you call it?
Carne Ripiada.
Okay, please.
You got to stop.
You got to stop.
Thank you.
We've never heard of that.
Oh, yeah.
What were you thinking?
That's the way we call it, Dominicans.
See, I'm so good.
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We're back to Drink Champs Radio with rapper N.O.R.E. and DJ EFN.
Now, now, I I got to ask you.
Because you're here, you're family, we love you.
But what do you think of Donald Trump?
What was your first response?
First of all, before I ask you what do you think of Donald Trump,
what was your first response when you heard that this guy is president?
Because I feel like you had to be like me and feel like Hillary was running for sure.
I felt like this.
I felt like, oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Something is fucked up here.
This can't fucking be.
He's back, guys.
He's back.
Well, he's late.
So I want to do something more important.
We took him out of the room.
Okay, you're just going to have to listen.
But the thing is
that
you know,
man, the state of America
is pretty fucked up, you know,
because it's like,
I don't understand, you know,
this house represents us because
it's supposed to represent the people
that got you there, but when you get there, you don to represent the people that got you there.
But when you get there, you don't represent the people.
So many white people are disappointed.
Freaking special interests and shit. And, you know, like I say, the system needs some kind of balance.
And it's far from that.
You know, it's far from that you know it's far from that
because what happens you got
one fucking side that's fucking
you know trenched in
you got another fucking side trenched in
nobody really fucking works together
you understand
so it's like either my way
or this way and then
this side tries to block that side
and it's like okay
so it's showing
that something is wrong
with this store.
How the fuck did this store operate?
It doesn't operate right.
But I think
outside of politics,
I think really for me
the bigger picture is
Latinos,
Latinos in this country the bigger picture is, you know, Latinos, Latinos in this country.
Because, you know, the thing is, shit,
there's what, 36, 38 million Latinos now?
We make up a third of this country?
You know, but the problem that I find is we're really fucking fragmented.
You know, because you got Boricuas and Dominicanos in New York,
you got Cubanos in Miami,
you know, you have Mexicanos in the Midwest,
in the West Coast,
you know, Chicago, you got Boricuas and Mexican mix.
But the thing is that we cannot say right now who's our one Latino leader that we look up to as a whole.
I want to tell you right now.
I want to tell you right now.
You're not fucking Ted Cruz.
I want to tell you who it is right now. I want to tell you who tell you right now. I'm going to tell you who it is. You're not fucking Ted Cruz. I'm going to tell you who it is right now.
I'm going to tell you who it is right now.
The one thing that we can respect about Donald Trump
is that Donald Trump led the leadership
in unorthodox politics, right?
Unorthodox.
Did I say that right?
You're basically
unorthodox and being a good
bullshit.
But now that that's happening,
that makes it so
that makes it so
Kanye West can actually
run for 2020.
Good for him.
In that time.
But you know what I think should happen?
What?
Because this is what we speak about on Drink Chance Podcast all the time,
is we want our own community to take control of our community.
You know what's one of the best things that could happen right now?
Tell me.
I'd like to know.
Is you run for mayor of New York City.
Who that?
You.
Fuck that.
I had a point in everything.
When he said fuck that, it fucked me up.
I appreciate that.
And thank you for that.
But if Trump can run America,
you can't run New York.
Come on.
But Trump can't run America. Exactly.
But he's running it now.
He got about 70 days.
We're going to give you 75
days. Just make cocaine illegal.
Legal.
Make boricua.
You can't arrest a Puerto Rican
nigga.
They got immunity.
We just got to's do a day
Of Puerto Rico
You what
Okay
A day of Puerto Rico
This is what we're gonna do
Right
We're gonna elect you mayor
This might be a movie
Or this might be reality
Let's just figure it
Let's figure it out
Cause that's
This nigga in president
Was a fake movie
That became a reality
So just
Picture my image
I need another motherfucking drink.
Somebody help me out. You give me a shot,
you help me out,
here's what's going to happen. What are we going to do?
We're going to go to every
hood and say,
he's running
for council.
Who's running for council? You, right?
But now listen, it could be a movie,
so don't say no, because it could be a movie, or it could be reality. He's? You, right? Oh, shit. But now listen, it could be a movie. Oh, shit. So don't say no, because it could be a movie or it could be reality.
He's still there, right, Colombia?
No, he's Cuban.
He's Cuban.
He's Cuban.
He's Cuban.
He's Cuban.
He's Cuban.
He's Cuban.
He's Cuban.
Who he call?
He call you Colombia?
No, he call.
That would be so.
He's Dominican.
I love it.
So now, we go to Abbey Hood in New York City.
Now, we elect you mayor.
Now, he's mayor. This could be a movie or this New York City. Now we elect you mayor. Now he's mayor.
This could be a movie or this could be reality.
Okay.
Okay, follow me.
Right?
So we're doing that.
Boom.
All the Latinos, the blacks.
Now he's bringing the Latinos and blacks together.
This is now black.
Not black proud.
Not brown proud.
This is proud.
You follow me? Okay. proud. I'm brown proud. This is proud. You following?
Look at her.
Yeah, I'm listening.
We put it together.
You win New York City.
Okay.
Now, we go
in the East Coast, now we go to the
West Coast. Now, it's actually, because see, a lot of people say, what's the name?
Barack Obama, isn't it?
That nigga?
That nigga.
That he wasn't, but now we got you.
Okay.
Movie or reality?
Well, reality, I say you could definitely run for New York City mayor.
Listen, you got to relax, because I feel like you better tell run for New York City mayor Listen, you gotta relax
I feel like you about to tell me
Relax, Papi
No, no, no
You do your thing
But listen
With Donald Trump
Listen, listen, listen
When he real
When he real
With Donald Trump set up
For you to run now
Like, it's for real Because he's a reality show guy right
so and he
You can definitely run for mayor in New York City yes for sure
Well, yes, you got that already you had that 17 years ago, but now he was the social worker
And so now we got elected, us, drink chaps, Puerto Rican people, Latinos, Colombians,
Dominicans, Cubans, we got the connection for the connection.
The complexion for the connection.
Well, I mean, look, what I want to say again is...
Never go into politics.
Fuck politics.
I mean, you know what?
I say my opinion.
I speak my opinion.
I speak my mind.
You know?
Give people something that stimulates the thought process about something.
Look, first of all, you know, this whole shit with Puerto Rico
and that Puerto Rico holds $72 billion and shit.
I have to fucking put that shit out there.
The question is like, where the fuck does $72 billion go?
Where?
You know, look at a small island, 3.5 million people.
You do the math.
You divide $72 billion by 3.5 million people.
That's $19,000 per person.
Okay? All right? All right's $19,000 per person. Okay?
All right?
All right?
$20,000 per person.
You do the math.
I did the math.
Right?
Where the fuck did that money go?
Okay?
Now they want to sell off all the fucking beaches in Puerto Rico?
They're selling the beaches in Puerto Rico.
That's what they're talking about.
They close hospitals.
They close schools. They close schools.
Everybody's leaving.
In Vega Baja?
Because I got lucky in Vega Baja.
I mean, look, you know,
there's like a lot of shit that's fucked up.
I had my own wife a lot.
What's the next subject?
What do you want to talk about?
In Vega Baja?
I don't know.
Oh, you want to change the subject?
Yeah, what do you want to talk about?
I feel like we should pop a champagne. I feel like you want to drink a glass. No, I don't know Oh you want to change the subject Yeah what would you like I feel like we should
Pop a champagne
I feel like you want to drink a glass
No I don't need champagne
Or just do another
Yo
You really that gangster
You just
It's just tequila
Tequila
Now when did you get put on tequila
You was in Mexico
Fucking a whore
Come on let's give it some whore stories
Okay
You want a whore stories
Whore
Whore stories
Whore Not horror I gave you fucking horror horror horror horror horror horror horror horror H-O-E. Oh, shit.
Give us a whole... Listen, nigga, you... I don't know if you got no whole stories, man, you know?
Tell us when you told them to leave away.
Like, when they came and said,
I got to suck your dick.
You was in Bone Connector. It's fantastic.
And you was in Pachanga.
Let's do it. Let's do it. Call it this way.
One and two. Let me ask you something.
You knowing this?
Don't know what?
So you knowing this?
English.
English, right?
Okay, hold on a second.
What's her name?
So, anyway, no, I mean, I don't got no whole stories, bro.
You don't got no...
Rappers got whole stories.
Rappers are rappers.
I'm a different breed
Different person
You don't got no groupies?
Nothing?
What the hell you had fucking do?
Tell us about the groupies
I'm sorry
I worded it to you wrong
Give us your groupie story
Man, my groupies are like
Fucking awesome people, bro
So how about it? We have enough time? Yeah, yeah like fucking awesome people, bro. We're fucking right now.
So I'm out of here.
We have enough time.
Y'all invited. Hang out
anytime.
Yeah.
He's very
professional.
Yo, Pachanga!
Yo, Mr. Lewis!
Lewis Gumbach! Yo, listen, listen.
I can't thank you enough.
All I'm going to do is take one more shot with you.
And then EFN, hopefully EFN's still there.
Give me a minute.
Why you cook a little patanga?
Why?
Because it beat that way, motherfucker.
Yo, EFN, we taking another shot.
Yo, let's go.
Yo, yo, I can't thank you enough, for real.
Thank you, guys.
Hey, guys.
No, no, for real.
I ain't with y'all.
All right, all right.
Thanks.
Thanks for the subject.
This is my other cup.
This is my other cup.
This is my other cup.
This is my other cup.
Okay.
You got four cups.
We got more cups than other cups.
Yeah.
But you know what's the greatest shit?
I finish all my cups.
Okay.
Because I'm Puerto Rican.
And I play handball. Salud. And you pop that handball shit? I finished all my cups. Okay. Because I'm Puerto Rican. And I play handball.
And when you pop that handball shit,
I was sizing you up.
I really feel like I'm a bossy ass in handball.
I'm just throwing it out there.
I've been trying to lose weight for a long time.
Bro, that makes you feel good?
You know, I just said,
this is Puerto Rican shit.
This conversation.
If you can fulfill your dream.
In my mind, I want to beat you in handball court.
No, no, no, no, no.
We go to the handball court.
If you fulfill your dream, more power to you.
I won't tell nobody about it because you're my Puerto Rican hero.
No, why are you telling everybody about it?
Because it's for your self-esteem.
No, I can't do it.
I'm good.
Because Pun beat me one time. And it I can't do it. I'm good. You know, because Pun beat me
one time
and inherited
my feelings
ever since.
Like,
if you think about it,
Pun is like my best friend
in hip-hop.
Yes, sir.
Big Pun.
So when I see him
in heaven,
the first thing
I'm going to say to him
is,
how you doing?
Rematch.
Like,
immediately.
I'm that petty.
Like,
I love my nigga
I love you pun
And then
And I was rematched
I would do it
You would do it too
I would do it
You petty like me
Are you petty
Come on keep it real
I don't know
You're not petty
I'm petty
Well I can't
I can't spend
The type of energy bro
You know my partner
His girl went to
Jay Z video
He told her
It's over
For real
For real Hey dog Hey you changing the story went to Jay-Z video he told her it's over
just say is he ready hold on is he ready fuck are you ready no I'm asking you is he ready for going to Jay-Z just judge it on what I'm
telling you right now. Right.
He found out his girl went to Jay-Z video.
He said, bitch, it's over.
You changed the video.
All right.
It was a thong song video.
The thong.
Even worse. Oh!
Yo!
Jay-Z went after that.
Yo, you got it like that, bro?
And Jay-Z went after that.
That's how you know his chick is bad.
His chick is bad.
But now, hold on, E.
Hold on, E.
So now, would you cut your girl off when she calls you and says,
I'm going to the thong song video?
I would like, maybe we should really just have a discussion.
Also, if it was my girl,
and I knew what kind of
relationship we were having,
you know, it's either
I'm going to be cool with it, or I'm not
going to be cool with it, because
as long as it's coming back
to me,
you know what I'm saying?
I don't know if it came back to you, because I guess, you know, nobody's giving me any hint either way what happened.
But, you know, you got to decide what you got to decide based on your relationship.
But then he forgave her.
You forgave her?
And then she was in the Jay-Z video.
Tell the wrong story.
Hold on, hold on.
You should see the face
he's making right there.
He's going to break the screen.
Easy.
After that,
it should go to Jay-Z video.
Are you still forgiving us?
It's over.
And then Uchiwara.
Wait, wait, wait.
All right, all right.
Hold on, hold on.
Listen. She go to the thong song and then you hear this shit. Thong, thong, thong wait, wait. All right, all right. Hold on. Hold on. Listen.
She go to the thong song, and then you hear this shit.
Thong, thong, thong, thong.
And you're like, all right, cool.
You're like, all right, fuck it.
My bitch is bad.
But then she go to Jay-Z video.
Okay, so let me ask you, bro.
How do you feel about that shit?
About what?
I don't know what you're referring to exactly.
The first video. The first video was know what you're referring to. Exactly what? The first video.
The first video was...
What was it?
The dog song.
Okay, look.
How do you feel about it?
About the whole situation.
About your girl.
About the whole situation.
Yeah.
How do you feel?
I'm good.
You're good?
Like with what?
What the fuck are you good with, bro? Good? He's good? Like with what?
What the fuck are you good with, bro?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait in here.
Say that again.
What are you asking me, though?
What the fuck?
Bro, how do you feel about the situation with your girl?
Where are you guys at?
She's not with us.
That was like 15, 20 years ago.
I'm sorry.
I didn't tell you that part.
He's over it.
He's over it.
All right.
So you know what?
But listen.
This is...
No, obviously,
it's fucking still affecting you
because...
Yo, let me help you.
Let me help you.
Let go, motherfucker.
Let it go.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold up.
Say that again.
Look to your left
and tell Nori to let it go.
I'm sorry.
I like to do it.
Just let me give you,
because if it's been that long,
I guess this has been brought up a few times on you.
So, you know,
learn to use the fucking device and shit.
And just like press the red button.
I got a good one.
It's just advice.
Before you get up out of here, the last question. Just kidding, bro. This got a good one. It's just advice. Before you get up out of here,
the last question. Just kidding, bro.
This is the last question, because we family here.
But he's also my friend.
And he
also shared a condom at one point.
Oh, my God.
Do not listen to this.
I guess you motherfuckers must be tight.
Y'all motherfuckers must be tight.
Oh, shit.
He must be the only one you shake hands with,
and you don't have to worry about cleaning them.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, man. No, no, listen, listen. Him and his friend should have called me. You know what I'm saying? Oh, man.
No, no, listen, listen.
Him and his friend shared a condom.
You want to hear this story?
Not really.
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
Really?
Yeah, man.
I think you should tell the story.
Tell the story. I'd rather hear about two fucking, a car with a fucking bull hanging out.
Yeah, man.
Tell the story because we didn't get to clarify our pop daddy story.
Bro, bro.
You didn't have to tell the story because you're going to keep bringing the story up.
But that's fucking old, bro.
Motherfucking sharing condoms.
Wait, wait.
Yo.
Hold on.
You mean you're just catching up, bro?
You're just catching up?
What?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Shit.
You don't listen to this man.
No, I'm not listening to him.
I'm just complimenting what he's saying to you.
Yo, but E, E, you want to tell him the story?
Can you tell him the story?
Oh, my God.
You really going to tell me the story?
Let me tell the quick story and the factual story.
Okay.
In 25 words.
And actually, I was about to jump into a broad,
and a dude started walking into the room,
and I was like, I'm out of here.
I threw the condom on the floor.
He went into the room.
When he came out, he gave me a high five.
I'm like, what's wrong with you?
He goes, I used your joint off the floor.
Oh.
You know, so how did that make you feel?
Wait up, wait up, wait up, wait up, wait up, wait up, bro.
Yo, yo, yo, listen up.
Listen up.
How does that make you feel
that you fucking left your shit?
Meaning you fucking panicked
and somebody took advantage of you panicking.
I'm definitely panicking, no doubt about that.
Bro, don't do that shit.
You know what I'm saying, don't do that shit. You know what I'm saying?
Don't do that shit.
I was a youngin'.
It happens.
What?
I was a youngin'.
It happens.
Oh, how was this?
Like 40 years ago?
What the fuck?
Bro, seriously.
You gotta let go of shit.
You gotta let go of shit. You gotta let go of shit.
You gotta let it go.
I think something white in you.
Oh, me?
No, you're in Colombia.
Oh, yeah, bro.
Yo, there's like snowflakes falling out your nose.
What is that shit?
Bro, that shit is all over your fucking beard.
Look at that shit, bro.
Yo, cleaning.
Yo, man. You at that shit, bro. Yo, cleaning. Yo, man.
You're the fucking
dirt devil.
Yo, yo.
I can't thank you.
I ain't gonna lie.
Tears is coming on my eyes.
Yo, yo.
No, it's all good.
This is classic.
Let me get that water.
That little green bottle.
Wait, it's three times
tears came out of my eyes.
It's only three times.
We did 73 podcasts. 74 podcasts. It's only three times. We did 73 podcasts, 74 podcasts.
It's only three times tears came.
74, I just said that.
74 podcasts, only three times tears came out of my eyes.
Did he?
Did he?
For sure.
Number 20.
No, he means I'm not happy.
No, I mean happiness King of Brie
Did he
King of Brie
And right now
It's okay to cry puppy
No no
I'm crying
Cheers and joy
No no
I just say
They won't be
No why
I appreciate
The fucking
He
He offended
To see it
But I showed him
The picture of my father
Because I want to do
What's the call Oscar?
Biopic
Biopic
Biopic
All my life
And I want you to play my father
Okay
And you already look like him
You already done
Because he's Puerto Rican
Beard
I don't know
That sounds racist to people who don't know
Who said that?
We give him green contact.
He's got green.
He's got blue eyes.
And a U-condom.
Put that shit in my backpack.
Beat thing.
Oh, yeah.
Yo, Super O, thank you so much.
Yo, I can't thank you
There's no way
I can repay you
Unless you like
Direct a movie
And I'll just
Start like in it for you
Okay
Or you know
I'll do a role
I'll shoot somebody for you
But listen
It's you know
It's so much of an honor
To meet an actor
That I love
Like you know There's so many actors Now that our show Has blew up There's so much of an honor to meet an actor that I love. Like, you know, there's so many actors.
Now that our show has blew up,
there's so many people that call us.
We want to make,
we want to continue our shit authentic
with people that we relate to.
Absolutely.
And, um,
Absolutely.
We're not saying that we don't relate to them.
I said that already.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
But we're not saying...
Come up with your own shit.
Hold on, hold on. We're not saying
that we don't relate
to other guys, but we relate to where we come
from and what we're doing. And you
are 100%. If we had to
choose a first actor, we
would love to choose you. And that's
exactly what we did. We had, like, again,
like I told you, we had actors that's comedians,
actors that's rappers. We had, like again, like I told you, we had actors that's comedians, actors that's rappers.
We never had
an actor, actor.
You are our first
actor, actor
and we have
nothing but love
and genuosity
and sincerity
and we just want
to continue
to take another shot
with you
and continue to
fucking hang.
And continue to celebrate
your spirit,
your legacy,
your, everything that you represent,
because as a Latino,
as a Puerto Rican,
as a Puerto Rican and as a Latino,
and as just a man, period,
you are our version of Denzel.
You are a hood version of Denzel. It's not a role that I ever seen you play that I can say he's frontin that's why I never
said which it you notice all the questions I asked you I've never said
what was your worst role because I can't I can't relate to that somebody else
could probably say what is your worst role. Let me ask you, what was the role
that you took
and you said,
I want that?
I think every role
I took,
I took it because
I was taking it out
to do it.
You know?
That's why I can tell.
Everything is different.
You know what I mean?
If you look at it,
I look at it
from the perspective of like,
what did I learn
from that moment?
You know?
And you look at your mistake or your flaws or what you can do better.
And, you know, it's not about being hard on yourself.
You know, it's about learning from your process, you know, because that's where the teaching comes, you know?
So, I mean, that's how I think.
And you never had a role that you took and said, damn, I wish I didn't do that.
Well, I mean, there's roles that don't turn out the way you want them to, you know, maybe
because I can't tell you a movie, you know, because that's like my own thing.
Okay.
But sometimes there's just directors that take something in a different direction or
something written differently in a different way to mean something
different and it's like, you know,
you know from your life
or whatever, it just doesn't jive.
I mean, but those are
really rare for me because, I mean,
I've been blessed, like I said, man, just about
just about 99%
of what I've done, I've really
enjoyed doing and have loved
working on and have learned from and, you know, I've really enjoyed doing and have loved working on and have learned from
and, you know,
I've worked with everybody, man,
you know, and that's
fucking unbelievable.
From Al Pacino to
Dick Zell, Washington. I'm just saying,
I mean, and everybody
in between, Alan Sandler, you know,
Nick Nolte, you know,
Omar Nassante,
you know, Jennifer Anderson. Any Haitian actors you ever work with? between Alan Sandler, Nick Nolte, Omar Nassante,
Jennifer Aniston. Any Haitian actors you ever worked with?
You never think of Haitian?
Haitian?
He's a Haitian guy.
Sure, I'm sure I have.
You can tell him he can relax.
You can tell him he can relax.
I mean, who hasn't been on Meryl Streep?
You know what I mean?
Meryl Streep is Haitian.
I respect that. Why Haitian?
Yeah, she's white Haitian.
You learned something.
I just learned something.
He's Haitian, but he's never been to Haiti.
I don't understand that, but.
He's Haitian.
He's Haitian.
He's Haitian.
Probably your bro, you've never been to Haiti?
He's never been to Haiti.
He's 60 years old, but he's never been to Haiti.
That's okay.
That's okay.
He's 60.
How old is he?
60?
60.
60, but he's never been too late.
And see, listen, if you look at me and my nephew cuts, my barber shaped us up.
Oh, then he goes right back to the barber.
My barber, he shaped him up, but he said, fuck his size.
No, I told him, man, we on a time.
We on a time.
He just said he doesn't deserve to be fresh. Yo, another one? I'm in. You're on time. You're on time. You're on time. You're on time. You're on time.
You're on time.
You're on time.
You're on time.
You're on time.
You're on time.
You're on time.
You're on time.
You're on time.
You're on time.
You're on time.
You're on time.
You're on time.
You're on time.
You're on time.
You're on time.
You're on time.
You're on time.
You're on time.
You're on time.
You're on time. You're on time. You're Rican. I'm Puerto Rican. EFN.
Yo, EFN.
What the fuck was that?
The knocking on the door there?
Yo.
I'm actually, yo, E, I'm going to be honest.
I got to take a pee-pee real quick because you hold it down until I come back.
And we only got five more minutes.
Five more minutes, that's it.
But I got to take a pee-pee, okay?
Rat-a-miss.
Tell us about Rat-a-miss.
I don't take a pee-pee, man.
Okay, okay.
For the weight, that was the name.
We do the weighting.
I don't unhook myself.
Rat-a-miss, Jam, man.
Yo, what's up, bro?
Hey, can we go back to the politics stuff?
The politics stuff?
He wants to go back to the politics.
Go ahead. What do you got to say, bro?
Now, when you were saying
the stuff about Latinos being fragmented,
that's the one thing
that I think, the only thing,
if anybody can say there's anything positive about Trump,
is when he attacked Mexicans, that was one of the few times I anybody can say there's anything positive about Trump, is when he attacked
Mexicans, that was one of the few times I've ever
seen all Latinos kind of come together.
And
out here in Colombia, you know,
everybody's been asking me about Trump and this
and that and this and that.
But you were kind of talking about
like, that we need or we don't
have, there's a lack of
someone like leading us as a whole.
What do you think?
How can we fix that fragmentation?
Because I think it's deeper than...
It goes back to colonial times,
why we're so fragmented as a people,
as an ethnicity or whatever.
Well, I think, number one, right now,
there's a lot of fear within our community
because all of a sudden these freaking ICE squads one right now you know there's like a lot of fear within our community because understanding these
freaking ice squads you know and breaking and breaking families up but i mean look there's
many latinos that are born in this country and and um you know we have to really strengthen
the grassroots of latino communities because that's where it starts strengthen the grassroots of Latino communities
because that's where it starts, man, the grassroots.
You know what I mean?
Like, career Latino politicians is not the fucking answer
because they have an agenda.
And to me, that agenda is not beneficial to the community.
But the community, you know, has an agenda.
And the agenda is, you know, they want to better their lives and make sure that their
kids can go to college and it's affordable and they got to go to healthcare and shit
like that.
But, you know, somehow some leader has to come up or, you know, even if it's like four
or five Latinos that come together at the front and they represent every cross of Latinos in this country, then at least that's a beginning.
Why?
Because the vote, man.
The vote.
When Latinos vote in numbers and when they understand the issues and shit like that you know we're a very powerful
force you know
but like I said man
this election that happened
this past year in this
country it happened the way
it happened I think people need to study it
you know
really take a look at it because
you know to me there's something wrong
when somebody loses a fucking election by four million votes
and they're the president and then the whole fucking system
called the electoral college.
So to somebody vote, you know, here is worth more than somebody's here who,
you know, it should be one person person one vote, man. That's how
every other democracy in this
universe does it.
You know, we have an electoral
college. Somebody loses
by four million. He fucking thinks that
like, oh, I won my last light. You know what?
270
compared to 53
million people.
You know, there's no, are you fucking kidding me?
You know, so, but then again, I also feel that
the Democratic candidate wasn't the right candidate either.
Were you active during the election?
Yeah, I was promoting Get Out the Vote.
I was promoting also Bernie Sanders.
Okay.
You know, because I dug his philosophy.
I felt like Bernie Sanders was the right candidate, too.
I felt that he woke up, you know, the thing called millennials.
People finally thought, oh, shit, I got a fucking purpose to vote.
But then again, I think that the Democratic National Committee
sabotaged Bernie Sanders, you know,
and again, all the old school kind of politicians that, you know,
guys, you got to fucking progress.
Get up off your ass.
Don't show up just every four years, you know?
Like, they sabotaged Bernie, you know?
And I'm not saying that, you know,
Bernie would have been the perfect candidate,
but we all had a choice,
and, you know, I think this country
was willing to make that choice.
And not all this shit has happened,
whether, like, you know,
the Russians were involved in trolling, you know,
the key states and shit on behalf of what's-his-face, you know,
but it is what it is, you know.
I just think that people need to step up,
and anybody that goes to Washington, D.C. to represent your constituents,
you know, that really should be your primary job to do,
and not that of special interest, because then
it's people that vote
for you to be where you are,
and it's not
again, the special interest people.
It needs to answer to the people.
You know what I'm saying? But the people
have to be willing to question
their authority.
And what I mean by their
authority, they have the authority to
say, yo, dude, we voted you in.
Yo, woman, we voted you in.
What are you doing for us? You know?
So, I mean, let me
really look at it, you know?
God damn it. So,
I'm taking another shot and I'm out of here. That's it.
I'm out. One more shot. You gotta do it.
I'm out. I'm done. You got to do one more shot.
One more shot.
Puerto Rican can never say no.
Huh?
That's what I was told.
I'll say no, but for now, I'll say yes.
From a father and by a mom, you can never say no.
Okay.
No, I'll say.
And you take all three bottles of tequila.
Look, you got...
Wait, where's this other one?
Come on.
I gave it to O. I gave it to O. You gave it to O? There you go, you, wait, where's this other one? Come on, just give it to O.
I gave it to O.
You gave it to O?
There you go, man.
And then take that.
Dale, dale.
Gracias.
Thank you so much.
I appreciate it, man.
And we're taking a picture
and a drop,
and that's it,
and we're done.
Come on, let's go.
You gonna hold up
the laptop?
No, it's a phone.
It's an iPhone.
You hold up the phone.
Let's do it.
Come on.
Let's do it now. Good meeting you, man. You the phone. Let's do it. Come on. Let's do it now.
Good meeting you, man.
You be well.
Let's do it now.
All we do is take a picture and a drop.
And then we done.
Are you going to be here?
Yeah, look.
They love you.
Oh, shit.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
We all do it. No, we all do it. Come on. You don Come on, man. Come on, we all want to do it. No, we all do it.
Come on.
Yeah.
Get the mic out of the way.
Yeah.
Get the mic out of the way.
Turn it this way.
Watch your hands.
There you go.
Watch your hands. Thank you.
Come here, man.
What are we doing?
Drop.
Drop.
Yo, shut the fuck up.
Hold on, you ready?
Hold on, I got you.
He might look like he's holding your fucking head. I got you, bro. I got you. All right, you ready? Hold on, I got you. We're going to do the drop. Oh, man, you might look like he's holding your fucking head, too.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
You ready?
Yep.
Hey, hey, it's Segway.
Hope you're savvy.
It's your boy, N-O-R-E.
This is Drink Champs' motherfucking podcast.
Make some noise!
My brother Ian Finn is in Colombia.
Talk to him, Ian.
What's going on, man?
From Bogota To Medellin
And I'm by Nankia
We doing it
Drink Champs Live
International
And who we with
My brother
Tom
Tom
Tom
My name
Luis Guzman
L-E-S
Loisai
Baby
You know
You know he cut you
The way he said that
He'll cut you
Cut you real quick.
Put the game on stop.
All right.
This is how we do it.
Drink.
Drink chance.
EFN is Skyping from a whole nother Shanghai.
Shanghai, Colombia made a baby together.
And now they sniffing coke.
They sniffing Colombian Chinese coke.
It's crazy.
But it's going down. Drink chance.. Motherfuckin' Suba O.
We love you, brother. We know you don't sell cocaine no more. It's fantastic.
We going down.
Oh shit!
Alright, now a picture, right?
Here we go. Everybody, everybody.
Are you being sponsored today?
What's going on?
Yes, cocaine.
What the fuck?
Cocaine ain't sponsored.
Get the picture, EFN.
Get the picture.
You got to relax.
Picture right here.
Picture right here.
Come on.
I know.
We got them up.
Is EFN here?
Let me hold EFN.
I got it.
Don't get thick.
You got to relax.
Yo.
You in a good position.
No, no, no.
Don't feel right.
You gotta relax.
Okay, man.
Thank you, guys.
I feel like one more shot.
Me and you.
Just me and you.
Just me and you. I'm done. I'm done. more shot, me and you, just me and you. Just me and you.
I know you're in production.
You're good.
I'm done.
For real, bro.
But you out there, man.
Can't even see you.
Yo, listen.
Your sneakers, your shoes say you got one more.
Just one more.
Just one more.
Put some hands up in your crotch.
Whatever you want.
Whatever you pick.
I'm going through your stuff.
Whatever you pick.
I'm going through your stuff.
Do you have his two bottles?
Yes.
You have his two bottles? I'm ready. Here stuff. Whatever you pick. I'm going through your stuff. Do you have us two bottles?
No.
You have us two bottles?
I'm drunk.
Here we go.
All right, all right.
Watch out.
Pay me some.
Watch out.
All right, cool.
Yo, give me that.
I'm full, guys.
Be careful out there.
No worries.
Here you go.
No worries.
Hey, where you go?
Oh, look at me.
You're more fucking irresponsible for this shit.
Go ahead. Has there been a public service announcement? Oh, look at me. You're more fucking than responsible for this shit.
This has been a public service announcement.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, my people.
You're our first actor.
Everybody else is actor, comedian,
actor, rapper, actor.
You're our first full-fledged actor and I cannot thank you.
Well, thank you, man, for real.
And now I'm going to start eating oranges with my shit.
All right.
Because I was confused.
Right there.
Hold me down for life.
I confused.
I was confused.
You do the shit for me, bro, that I don't got words for.
Come on.
I love you.
I love you, football.
Take a picture.
Come on.
That's three.
That's three.
That's three.
Come on.
Yo, yo.
Rich, Rich. you Super Bowl. Take a picture. Please, two. Us three, us three. Us three, come on. Yo, yo, Rich, Rich, get us two.
Two.
Yo, I want an Oscar in the middle.
Okay, just get an Oscar.
No, I don't want an Oscar.
Get an Oscar.
I don't even know who Oscar is at the Super Bowl,
but I'm fucking with Oscar tonight.
All right, over here.
Yo, there we go, right there That's right One time, see you
That's it
My brothers, man
Thank you, thank you, Subo
And mañana
Mañana
We're gonna miss the Lee house
Yo, thank you
Since I was at a bar with the camera
I don't remember
I know your face Subo I was way too drunk back then. I said, I'm not coming out! I said, go! Please, don't forget the rules.
I was way too drunk back then.
You got to relax, Calito.
Nobody told you to do that.
Look at that.
All these other shits, you took them home.
The only celebrity I took a picture with was the whole team.
Yo!
Yo, gracias, man.
Keep up the good work.
Thank you, sir.
And I appreciate everything.
I know it's kind of late for you.
You should be sleeping.
I don't know why I got this shit on. I appreciate everything.
I know it's kind of late for you.
I don't know why I got this shit on.
Anyway, hey, guys, thanks, man.
Thank you.
Thank you.
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Oh, shit.
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