Drink Champs - #Throwback Episode - w/ T.K. Kirkland| (Ep.53)

Episode Date: December 3, 2025

N.O.R.E. & DJ EFN are the Drink Champs and we're taking it back to some of the most legendary moments in Drink Champs history Classic interviews, unforgettable stories, and iconic guests who shaped the culture. In this classic throwback episode of Drink Champs, N.O.R.E. and DJ EFN chop it up with the legendary, T.K. Kirkland!  The Champs pull up a chair with comedy game veteran T.K. Kirkland for a wild, no-holds-barred conversation that blends stand-up swagger with hip-hop hustle. T.K. reflects on his roots—how he sharpened his craft on the road, mingling with rap royalty and sharing tour buses with the likes of N.W.A. They dig into the grind of the comedy game, the parallels between punching in jokes and dropping bars, and the lessons T.K. learned navigating clubs, audiences, and the culture around him. He doesn’t hold back on tales of touring with N.W.A, the backstage dynamics, and how humor became his tool for survival and expression. Throw in the usual Drink Champs spirit—shots flowing, raw truths flying—and you’ve got a candid look at a man who’s both comedian and cultural contributor. If your about the intersection of hip-hop and entertainment, this episode serves up a one-two punch of laughs and legacy. T.K. Kirkland brings both the funny and the real talk, making this one definitely worth the listen. Make some noise for T.K. Kirkland!!! 💐💐💐🏆🏆🏆   -Originally published on December 29th, 2016 *Listen and subscribe at https://www.drinkchamps.com   Follow: Drink Champs https://www.drinkchamps.com https://www.instagram.com/drinkchamps https://www.twitter.com/drinkchamps https://www.facebook.com/drinkchamps   DJ EFN  https://www.crazyhood.com https://www.instagram.com/whoscrazy https://www.twitter.com/djefn https://www.facebook.com/crazyhoodproductions   N.O.R.E.  https://www.instagram.com/therealnoreaga https://www.twitter.com/noreagaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I stole your noise. Yeah, we want him looking. Going back to. So right now, when you speak about comedy, you can't bring up comedy without speaking this guy's name. He has toured the world with the likes of people like EZE, Dr. Drey. And not only just EZE and Dr. Drey, he opened up for NWA and I heard he got kicked out that tour. For real? How are you so wild you get kicked out the tour?

The man has a living legend. He's been around people like Eddie Murphy, Charlie Murphy, had beef with them, had beef with puff, dad. survived it all. Heard he pulled out a gun on sugar and all that. And all that. When people say the gangster of comedy, I always think of him. Today, you know, I like to be good in my research. So I hate everybody that I would think of a respectful journalist.

And I asked, you know anything? You know, I'm what's up with TK. And every single person said, he's the gangster of comedy. And then he turned, when he turned his life around and he's living righteous. And he's funny as a motherfucker. Recently, I just went to his show. I was in stitches. Let's make some noise for tea.

To the motherfucking cat. Yeah. Let's sign them up. We got gifts. We got gifts here. We got what I'm talking about. This is the show's over there. That's what I came down for.

That's a shirt. Thank you, good night. I just wanted to get a shirt. You can't buy this. Who raised you, nigg. Who raised you, Nick? Now, T.K., now, what are you a drinker? Now, I swore when you was at the show, I swore you was drinking vodka.

You said I'm wrong. I was drinking Grandma yet. Oh, what? So it wasn't clear? He was like, yeah, no, it was a cognac, you know. It depends on my mood. Okay. You know?

Because to me, I thought, I felt like he was a vodka drinker. No? No. Okay. No. Okay. Yeah, all right. Because you know why?

You know, when real niggas drink brown. Exactly. Let's make some noise for real niggas drink brown. I call that look at me, too. Let's make some noise for me asking for which champagne is cold. Can you give me? find out what that. That's what I'm going.

So let's break this down. How long have you officially been doing before I ask you that? When, at what age did you start? What age did you know that you had the ability to make people laugh? Well, I started comedy when I was 25 years old. So comedy to me is not like most comedians.

Comedy to me was a hustle. I saw that I could make money doing what I was doing. So I took it. and flipped it and became good at it. And then, you know, once you know that you can make money at something, you know, it became therapeutic. You're pretty little big boys over there. You know, it became therapeutic.

It changed my life in so many ways because I had like my mother, my brothers and I'm going to die. So you said 23. Sorry to cut you off. You said 25. Yes. So you didn't know, like in your teens you had to be as a young kid. I had people laughing, but I wasn't a class clown. You know, I was a straight-A student.

You know, I went to the Olympic trials and tried to feel. out of Snotta High School in New Jersey Because you're from New Jersey I'm from New Jersey And then you moved to Tom then? No, then what happened Oh, thank you so much I came out here for the gifts

Oh, come on Okay, I came out for the kiss How many of these are mine? I get two Take your shot glass out Because I'm going to pour for you All I need before we go Everybody has to sign this for me

And put the date on it All right, we'll do that for you. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about We usually drink those with you guys? Now, one thing I'm going to say before the show start, since y'all getting money, the next time I come on the show, can you give me a better motherfucking chair?

We're trying to get a chair's box. I'm an old motherfucker. I'm going to be honest. This is hurting my hands. That's the better chairs. Those are the better chairs. And it's squeaking. You got a better chair.

Let me tell you something. This is our engineer hazardous sounds. It has an issue to have a studio. Right. And it has in a studio everywhere in the AC work besides the vocal boom. That's funny. And the crazy shit is, when you, so you would never bullshit

in the hazardous vocal booth like you were bullshit outside the lounge but when you gave in and do your verse you would do your verse and get out. So when we first came here and we all sat back and thought about the chairs I was like these people going to get the best interview because they're going to be uncomfortable

and wanting to stop but are the same tycoon they're going to want to give the best interview like Buster came on here and was like I want to do a better interview than such and such such a but salute to you TK motherfucking Kirkland motherfucker For being on the drink test.

Yes, yes, yes. You've been trying to do this for months. For a month. For a month. Yeah. So, so 23. Oh, 25. 25.

25. So what made you say, I'm going to do this now? A man hired me for a birthday party. Oh, shit. I did the birthday party. He bawled the money up. How did you know you already a comedian? I did a comedy show, like an audition for a beginners at the comedy store.

Mm-hmm. And that particular night, EasyE, Ice Cube and Dr. Dre came to see me perform because I met Easy at the Bobby Brown concert with... So what years is this? So we could... This is 1988. How much cocaine was up in the height of NW.A? Yeah, just the height of NW. Easy had just came out with We Won't Easy. Hold on. How much cocaine was at that Bobby Brown party? You know what? It wasn't the party. It was a concert. Oh, and how much cocaine was there? It probably was way in the back room. In the back room. Yeah, I didn't see it. Oh, fuck. But he was with Tina Marie. and I saw this little

motherfucker walking with a jerry curl and they put the song on because they didn't have comedians during that time it was in the mission they were through their mixed tape the only comic that ever did stand-up cowboy most stories you've got a gentleman and Alex Thomas that did it but I did most of all the major tour

He was in my video Probably so Yeah, um he took on the short Yeah a little short dude yeah Yeah so I asked easy to go on tour with him He said he needed to see me perform him ice cube Oh so you ask easy

Yeah everybody After you went on you do this party You said you did a party Somebody hired you for a party Right And the easy store you at that party No easy saw me at the same audition

Yeah so we had to audition at the comedy store Right So the guy was there And easy name was there the same night The man loved me so much She hired me for a party Like about a week later I did the party

bawled the money up And I didn't look at it I just put in my pocket I'm driving all the way home When I got home I opened it was $700 this is it What is you expect?

Who was you expecting? Like a couple hundred Like a couple hundred? Yeah, but $700? In 1985 Yeah, that's like that's a dollar or something 10 hours years. Seven dollars, man. Okay, so now describe this. You stepped to easy. And this is, because this was like the first time

a West Coast artist was making a national tour. Absolutely, right. I believe one DMC. Was the people, yep. L, L. But nobody from the West Coast. Nobody from the West Coast. Nobody from the world.

Ice tea wasn't yet. Ice tea was early, too. He was okay. Yeah, he was, but he did, NWA put everybody on the map. But I see was working, but then it was after that. A national tour. Right, right, right, right.

So you stepped easy and you say what? You need to let me open up for you. I was just gangster with it. You know? But during that time, I was so confident in my material that I did that to everybody. You know, I did that to Teddy Rowley and Guy. I did that to Frankie Beverly and Mike.

I did that to Frankie Beverly and I did that shit with the whispers. You dug out Frankie Beverly. I did all that with everybody. You know, Keith Sweat. Like, I, Mary J. Blyde. The list go on, you know. And Patty the Bell.

But, but, let's just be clear. You thugged out of pay a little bit. Everybody's out. It's just that I represent myself. See, I'm an old agent and own manager. Even to this day. To this day. To this day.

So I do everything. I'm the ballet. I get all the money. But everybody you describe. What, we're great. But they were gangsters, like E-ZE and Dr. Drex at this time. So I just want to try to picture this moment. So you told him, let me be on tour.

He goes, he couldn't have just, he said, I'm going to let you see you before. Yeah, he said, yo, I'm going to come and say he was one of the coolest motherfuckers I've ever met with man. One of the coolest. And I learned so much during that tour because that's the first time I took a bitch with me on tour. Because I've been a player my whole life. So I rolled up on a girl in Kansas City and take it with me. So we get to the next city. I'm the first act.

I've got to be at the mic check. I noticed the girl didn't come back right away. She was with N.W.A. No, she was at the hotel. I'm not knowing what's going on. Okay. Two o'clock in the morning, easy knocks on my door. He said, come here, come here, come here.

I come out. He said, yo, Renn fucked your girl. You're going to have your girl. And he's always for a Renn and fucking girl. And every time my C rings, to this day, I got a little slight little attitude. Not that I'm hating on them, that was the first time that ever happened to me.

And I know what that feels like. You know what I'm saying? So easy falls in the hallway, rolls all right, just laughing his ass off, you know? So I'm trying to be a man. I had to throw the bitch out the room because that's what motherfuckers are supposed to do. Crazy story.

That was crazy. So how was that role? Because I also seen, I've seen an interview with you just describing that tour just saying that, I'm because Is that the same tour from the movie? No, that's the same tour.

In the movie, I've seen you do an interview and you started to describe that tour. So that was that tour? That was that tour. Absolutely. Describe that tour. And then we want to get the tour, how to fucking get that.

The thing that they didn't show, I thought, would have been phenomenal. When we first went on tour, this went boom box. was still out. On the big going. So we're on the plane, and Dre is playing the shit.

NWA album? No, just playing his music. In the plane? In the plane. Loud as fuck. The flight attendant says, you have to turn that down. And Easy and all said,

fuck you, bitch. You're laughing, but this will go down the next ten of us. Please fashion seat belts. We are descending and we're making an emergency landing. Oh, shit.

They get us all off the motherfucker plane in Arizona. Wow. But Easy so caked up, he just bought everybody more tickets, and we got on another flight, boom, and it was gone. Great story. I was stayed to put that in the movie. Let's make some noise for Easy. Easy is the truth, yo.

So besides that, what else in that movie did you think that they missed? Because you was around early, early. Everything about that movie was on point. Okay. Everything about Straight Alcanton was a point because Kube did it from his point of view. And Drake. And Drake did it, right? And I saw everything that happened

I was there the night Ice Cube left when they didn't pay him his money I knew when that happened I saw it with Dr. Drake brother had died but I was a little

about to morphism so even though they had their little freak session and all that I was just the player of the group you know I had to go in my room have my bitch or whatever

I'm not going to do all the group fucking and all that kind of shit because you know I'm a one-on-one type of guy and to me they were kids

you know It's kids, and it's good to see them ground. Because you've got to be like 600, right? Yeah, I'm like 600 and 600. You're looking good, though. Thank you so much. You're looking good. So, all right, so now this tour.

So now, what the fuck does TK, to the motherfucking K do to get kicked off of a fucking NWA? But you got kicked off that tour? I got kicked off that tour. So here's the crazy shit. How do you get kicked up? Because they said that I was worst in the group. They say I was worse than NW.

So we're in... Your act or... My act. Okay. So we're in... What type of shit you were saying? And who kicked you off? It's not done.

So you got to remember, this is before profanity really was able to take off. Everything that was happening now. Luke is the one that did it. All this is like, we're setting the tone for everything. There was a movie that came out in 1988 called Mississippi Burnin. And Mississippi Burnin was, I saw at the show, I said all the black people stand up. stood up. I said, all the white people stand up. I said, y'all seen the movie Mississippi

Burning? I said, hang them motherfuckers. But the promoters who are sensitive because of NWA, because they was getting contributions on the FBI, said T.K. Kirkland is trying to cite a riot. So they banned me for four cities. Wow. That's what happened.

Four cities, you remember? There's a Bible Belt? I don't remember the cities, but I know after Cincinnati's rap. I know the next one after that was Indiana. So I never got, but it was, that was, that That would have been a phenomenal thing for me. But I made the, what's so important about it, and people need to know, that night, I was the Star of America because I was on the 11 o'clock news as being this hip-hop comedian who stole the shine from one of the hottest groups in the world in W.A. And we're more controversial than that at the moment. It was more controversial. Absolutely. Absolutely.

So let me just ask you, and then I want to get right back into this NWA question. Yes. Do you feel like you're the first hip-hop comedian? Oh, yeah, there's no definite. Like, we have a good friend of the show, Jack Thriller. Yeah, Jack is my man. People consider Jack a hip-hop comedian. Jack is, for his, the new generation.

I just happen to be around for a long time. I like what Jack, though, because I always used to tell Jack he wasn't funny. But, yeah, I'm being honest. And not in a mean way. Jack wasn't funny, but what I try to tell comedians in this business, you've got to find your own niche and make it work for you. And Jack used to go with another. name called Honeybunt in Atlanta

and I said no nigga you can't be walking around this shit name no motherfucker honey bun and you're going to Atlanta too, what the fuck? Honeybun I just He changed his name he's worked hard and now a motherfucker's a star

and you consider in hip hop he's considered a hip hop comedian he's considered hip hop comedian absolutely you think that's a justice title just dude I mean the world has changed since I've started I think comedy and entertainment now, you don't need much to be successful because everything has gotten the value of a lot of things have gone down.

And what I mean by that is, the way the new generation is thinking is not the same as 10, 15 years ago. But social media has truly changed everything. This is why Donald Trump was able to pull off the biggest upset in the world because of the way people think. This is why the Kardashians are so phenomenal because no one takes the time to really. see what's going on far as death and quality of packages

they said depth depth I thought you said death I'm like yeah no like they kill them like the quality and you really got to give

Flav of Flav the prop yeah yeah he was the first he was the first motherfucker that star this shit and first with that one show

with all the yeah and the thing about it came before that he was in the thing about that what fucked you up is that you couldn't

believe all them bitches was like a flavor flame That was great. No, I'm keeping one hundred flavor my nigger. I'm like, you know damn well. Those bitches really ain't love you. Like, these bitches are fighting up with this digger.

Like, he was drank. I called him pissing this nigger. Like, darn, bitch, you was really tongue-in-flavored flame. And I heard he got, like, nine kids. Who is letting this nigga put his dick? This is my point in my show. Who raised these bitches? You know, let's just like the flame.

The flame ain't supposed to be able to see. No, the motherfucking wet. These hos don't know who they don't, they fuck anybody. Bigg was out here killing them, too. Yeah, yeah, who was? Biggie Small. Yeah, Biggie was doing. But Biggie hair style.

Yeah, style. Oh, that niggas. And he didn't need social media. He didn't need that. He just had skills. He had the motherfucker Saschi shirt. Nick, I ain't seen that. I saw a nigga the last week with a Versace's shirt.

I said, nigga, I ain't seen one in them since Biggie was alive, nigga. But he was the biggie-ha style, though. You know, the New York Diggas is the good day. Well, play for your hair. No, no, no. But let me ask you because, now I asked, uh, fat Joe this. Well, I said, yo, when you first laid eyes on punt, did you know he was a star and you do know how big he was going to be? So I have to ask you the same question because, you know, you were a comedian, you was known.

When you looked, when you first looked at NWA, did you know that 20, 30 years later these guys would be having this movie or did you just think it was just? I just thought it was probably just for the moment No one knew where that was going Did you think hip hop was for the moment Or just that group was for the moment? I don't think anyone really knew You got to see what I'm saying? For me to say either way

Both Because everything was against hip hop Everything was against hip hop But for it to have lasted this long And what you gotta give credit to Ice Cube about is that he outworked everybody That put him on He worked out John Singleton

You know what I'm saying He worked he outworked every motherfucker body And since I was such an introvert I wish I'd have hung out with them more See, because they loved me But by me being in the streets I was hustling my family

Really ran Junior Mafia out of Philadelphia James Cole and all I heard that. I heard that. So I'm hustling on the street Still doing comedy, still confused Not knowing what I want to do But I'm making mad motherfucking money So I wasn't thinking about auditions And all that kind of shit

Because to me I didn't want to put my faith In the hands of the motherfuckers telling me, yeah, you accept it in the TV show or you're the movie. I was making too much money on the street to deal with that type of shit. So wherever the money was,

just like example, they got the name of street after me in my hometown, Jersey City, New Jersey. So when they called me, I turned it down. Oh, shit. Now, let me think of this is wrong me. I always turn shit down

because I'm like, if I'm about to lose money, I don't give a fuck. So I'm driving. I'm talking to my daughter. I said, yeah, you know, my, they asked to put the street after me. T.K. Kirklandab.

And my baby said, Dad, you know, that's my name too. So when she said that, you know, names on streets last forever. So I was like, you know, I called them back, and so I'll go down February 25th. Let's make some noise. Let's make some noise.

Yeah. Yeah, so my point is you got to play the hand that's dealt. So on that street, you could sell drugs and get shot. You can do whatever on the head. It's okay. We can do whatever you want to do. In my head, I was saying, I could see niggas like, yo, bring me up on Kirkland in.

So let me ask you something. There's a guy, I think his name is Capone, Gangster of Comic. Has that title ever offended you? No, see, because when I had a bigger picture than when Capone started using Gangster Comic because I was saying it first, and he started using, but I wasn't using it.

You know, it was just a little bit. I didn't want to be associated being a gangster. The reason why I didn't want to associate being a gangster because I really was a gangster, and I didn't want to have nothing negative about me as I moved through this journey that we're going on based on the past

that I'm dealing with. Because I did with a lot of senators, I deal with a lot of mayors. You heard you being political. Yeah, yeah. So when he did that, I thought it was cool. And I had nothing against it.

I think that that was good for him. I just didn't want to be a part of anything that said gangster. So how do you, with that being said, how do you feel that, I tell you, or at least like seven people I hear,

All of them said. He used to be a gangster. Right. He's a gangster. Right. Like, how do you feel? Do you ever grow out? I'm embarrassed.

What's her name? Dreia? Dreia, she said on the breakfast club, she said, don't after a while your whole list get deleted. Like, don't after a while. No. You're a gangster. In a way, it's good.

It's like credit. Bad credit. And the thing about credit, you can always fix your credit. Right. The thing about life, you can always fix your life. And the thing about anybody that's listen to this, whatever you're going through, you just really grind, leave the women alone until you really get on your hustle and your grind

you can really achieve so I left I was fucking here and there but I had a goal and one of the goals was peace of mind see once you understand and feel peace of mind you'll never let that go for no motherfucker about it ain't no money worth a piece of mind exactly piece of mind is worth yes everything so I don't want nothing to do with being a gangster now if you put me in a situation that I'm thinking about hurting you I'm scared right because I I know the consequences.

Yes, sir. Because you know you're about to wallet. Well, if you've been in front of a judge, when you've been in front of a judge, when you've been in front of prosecutors, and they're trying to fuck, they're trying to fuck you over. Yeah. I'm not really a true. We smoking, so I'm so sorry.

Keep me with you. Stay with you. You can smoke vapor TV. And I try to tell people not to pass blunts around because that's how a motherfucker's psychologically turned gay. Yeah, stop. No, because it's a lot. I go, you know, the niggas gets, you know, when niggas pass, Joyce around and he's

hallucinating, that's how all this beast is starting, that's a lot of shit. That's a lot of shit. That's a lot of shit. You driving, you're part of the house. I'm mad straight. I was looking at the niggins about. Yeah.

I feel like it's shot time. Is it shot time? Is it need it? Let's get a shot at Columbia. Let's go. Colombe and white? We don't got no shot glasses, though. TK. good.

You got shot glasses? Yeah, you took away in my little cup. Oh, this one? No, no, that's yours. Yeah, this is the ashtray, no. This is astray, my brother. So, in comedy, we had Danny Garcia, we had Danny Garcia. Danny Garcia sit in the same seat that he was at, right?

A boxer Danny Garcia. And what he said, we asked him, how does a person, like, you know, start out being a boxer? Yes. And he said that anybody could be a boxer. You just got to go, but you just, you know, you just got, you know, just pass as physical. No, no, he said, to register as a boxer. Okay, yeah, it's the work. Anybody can be a boxer, like, you know what I'm saying?

So how does a one start being a comedian? How does this class clown that is in the car? crowd talking, yelling at Miss Eve. Which he wasn't. He wasn't. He wasn't. No, I wasn't. See, but everybody has their own story. Yeah, so how does the person start? How does the person get it? I can't really speak for someone else? Because I don't know their journey.

See, based on their journey, they could have been a class clown, they could have been a supervisor. They could have been a cutting hair at a barbershop and someone said, yo, nigga, you need to start doing stand-up comedy. But a lot of people can't make the transition from being a class clown to going on stage. Or you can make it and just become a regular motherfucker that work in the neighborhood or do you want to become national or do you want the world to know who you are

and that takes time so you got to have the whole total package now is kevin hard funny now when i said this on the breakfast club earlier this year i said kevin hot wasn't funny yeah you did say and let me explain to you what i mean by that the niggas still ain't funny but you said he's still not funny but let me say to what i mean well because people in this generation y'all take shit and run and talk about he Heying. No, not you. But it's just like, you know what you mean. Yeah. So my point is, I never used to watch

I never watch another stand-up comedian. The purpose of reason why I never watch another stand-up comedian is because I don't want to see what they're talking about. Because when you watch another comic and they say something funny. You'll somehow, some way, be in another city.

You're the DMX comedy, nigga. Yeah, and boom. Shit just comes out. It just come out. Now, the wrong person see that? This is what Robert Williams said when they was a... Yeah, they'll say, oh, he stole so-and-so's bitch. You're right, you're a foul nigger. Let me show you how you do it.

A-da-ah. No, A-da-a. Yes, sir. All right. Ah-da. No, no, no. No, no. Okay.

All right, this is where we go. Ah. Oh, that's good. That was smooth. Yeah, that was slow. I like that. So, one night, yes. I'm laying in bed and Kevin Hawke

comes on. I thought he came in your room. No. The way you described. That's the blunt again. I told you what's going to happen. You let that out. You're sharing them blunts.

You let that out. Who raised? Who raised? That's good. So I'm watching Kevin. That nigga was funny than a motherfucker. What's you talking about? I think it was the first one when he was, um,

was um I don't know the outfit I don't know the name of the show by the mind the nigg was funny I couldn't to the country go back on any show and say that

because of the type of person I am somebody would have said he's just trying to ride Kevin Hart's dick but yes I would love to make the kind of money Kevin Hart makes but really nobody knows

how much money I have because I come from a different error that's right you know I'm just located and I have a farmer's mentality and a farmer's mentality is you never show you show what you really make.

We're showing your chickens in the fall. Exactly. We come from a different era. You know, when people that I hang with, you pull a camera out, niggins ducking high. Exactly. I'm a motherfucker would leap like a motherfucker getting ready to shoot him. Let me tell you something. I'm always nervous of an artist, an artist who's nervous of a camera,

because I know he was raised like me. Yep. Because if you look at my first interviews, I'd be like this. I'm talking about I didn't loosen up to 2005. Yes, sir. Because we can be like this Yeah so we didn't want to take pictures at a party I'd be like I fuck with him because we ain't take pictures at no party

That nigga, if a bitch want to take a picture You'd be doing this shit like No no no no no no pictures babe But this generation's growing up They sell snitching So now Now comedy and hip hop has a very Similar type of thing

Whereas There's certain comedians Who won't respect another comedian comedian right if a comedian had helped write in his jokes like ghost riders like ghost right is that true or you know what I don't know because I see you always do ghost rider well it's not that I don't really fuck with comedians not in a bad way what I mean I don't hang out with nobody I can't say not one comedian is my friend about you go sign Mike Epps though early I put Mike Epps on you put Mike Epps

on let's make some Mike Epps out yeah I put my guest on and Dio Heugley You know what I'm saying? I sure it is. And Sandra Bullock. I used to manage it. But that's a whole not story. That's the story we need. Yeah, see, the company that I had

was called Artistry Management out of New York City. But Sanja Bullock was a comedian? No, Sanja Bullock was an actress. But we had it before she blew up. And so with Sandra Bullock and my company was called Artistry Management with David Clemman and Tommy Chesterall.

So we had two white guys fronten. Sounds like serious people. I'm a nigga with the money. But I was catching. cases so I really couldn't be out there being exposed because nobody would want to fuck with us so as years went on and people

started growing Mike went his way deal when his way Sanja went away and it was just good to know I was part of their journey. What did you do? What did you exactly do for Mike because I remember me first seeing Mike he was with you? Yeah, see the thing with Mike asked was I watched him for

two years before I put him on. You know, I watched him in uptown and I said yo I need you to come in New York and he packed this shit came to New York City and he hung out with my dearest friend at the time with a nigga named TC

but Mike had some issues and had some problems doing his thing and so I let Mike go TC stayed with Mike next thing you know Chris Tucker didn't want to do Fridays no more

Ice Q went after Mike Gap because he seen him at a comedy show right and then boom the rest of history so I see them every now and then it's good to see that Mike got us

like together and making paper doing his thing it's a beautiful thing matter of fact let's make some noise for Mike Abbott Yeah, yeah.

Let's go about Sandra Bullock, man. Sanja Bullock, let's get into Sanja Bullock. How does that happen? You know, that's the Sanja Bullock, the chick from speed? Yeah, Sanja Bullock got lucky. Yeah. Sanja Bullitt got lucky. Okay. She was just a regular actress.

She got lucky to meet you. No, she got, her career got lucky. And that's funny to you what I mean. And this is the behind story. You don't know. Sylvester Stallone had a sexual harassment case against a woman who first starred in speed and they fired her

second runner up with Sandra Bullitt Sandra Bullitt got her break boom the rest is history but you was involved in her career snow cut but she was unknown she was unknown absolutely so everybody was lucky in that yeah so everybody who's looking around like

when I used tell this story they're like our TK didn't man is that but it's a thing called Lane and Cut or an investor who's not known. I'm that kind of guy. You know, I do that kind of love.

Even to this day, I put concerts and stuff together. Like, the coldest concert I put together that I couldn't get on the show was a subject to entertainer concert in Cincinnati, Ohio. Me and my street niggas put it together. And he from Cincinnati? No, no. No, he's from St. Louis. St. Louis.

Okay, yeah, but the story that happened with said is when they found that I was on the show, nobody wants to go on if I'm on the shelter. Like, I bring the heat. Because you like to bust around. Yeah, I bring the motherfucker on. But he made my crew and I signed a piece of paper that I wouldn't go on the show

on the show that I was motherfucking Yeah Are we the understatement Right now? Yeah, yeah, yeah What happened? Satrick's crazy,

don't like this is Let's get to the point This is my nigga too I got it. No, we got to talk about And Kenan Not Keenan Damon Wayne said the best to me

He said TK don't look at anybody trying to hate on you It's just that you're that funny No one really wants to go on after you And when you take your ego out of the thing understand, you know, yeah, I want to be on

everybody's show, but I'm going to go on the show and rock your motherfucking ass, which is not good if a comedian trying to do his thing. So, it is what it is. We was in the Bay Area and this was a hip-hop show. But Don Omar,

this is the reggaeton time, and Donald Mar gave the promoter back his money and said, I am not going on if Norrie comes on before me. Nobody. Nobody. didn't want that. And then promoter came to me and was like, yo, please.

Like, you got to close the show. He doesn't want to. And at first, I was mad. Right. But then, like, later on in life, I realized that, you know, because, you know, Donald Marr's not looking at it, like, it's San Francisco. He's looking at it, like, this is America. He's from America. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so, yeah, all great artists

have that story. I think the one that that, that, um, races to the Muslim is me and Kat Williams. I did hear this one. I'm ready for it. Yeah, Kat Williams, who he's in St. Louis at the ambassador and we both on the show and he wanted to go on before me

but he's the headliner. I already know what I'm getting ready to. I'm getting ready to bring that motherfucker fire. I don't get a fuck who it is. So I go on stage and destroy the bitch. Before him. Before him. Cat comes out, he can't follow it. So he throws a mint coat in the audience and gives like

about 10, 15 people, $100 bills and walks off the stage. But the difference is, I'm still making money. I'm still making money. but that nigga make a 200,000 motherfuckin' night. So you tell me who really won. I still really won.

No, no, no. And is that something that because as a person that, like, I'm a fan of comedy. Like 100% just a fan of waking up in the morning and laughing. And you knowing that you're funnier than

I don't want to say half, I want to say 95% of the-19. 99. Yes, sir. And so does that get frustrating or is that like motivation? It depends on what you're doing. You see, in this journey in life, no matter what you do, you really got to find out why you're here.

And I know why I'm here. I'm here to help people, whether they blow up to be bigger to me. Because one day I got mad at a did something for a comedian. And my mom, God bless her. She said, did you do it from your heart or did you expect something from it? And I always said that, and when I said it to her, I said it from my heart. But in my mom, I was like, shit, I wanted something in return. But as I became a man, I realized it was really from my heart.

Like, one of the things I'm working on now, and I want everybody to know it, I'm trying to get the connections I have with senators, and before Obama leaves office, I'm trying to get Big Meach. Big Meach and them, pardoned before January 2nd. So I was working out now. Let's make some noise. My homegirl, Ebony Underwood, her father's locked up. She's fighting hard.

Underwood. He was a part of New Edition's career and all these people. He's been locked up for like 20-something years. And the thing is, I waited late to try to do this, and I don't know if it's definitely going to happen with Big Meach, you know, but I had the connections to make it happen. Because when we was talking about my

street name, the senator of New Jersey, Mrs. Blan is a heavyweight out in New Jersey, and we were just talking like we're talking now. And I said, I wanted to know if y'all could do me a favor. And he was like, what, Mr. Kirkland do it? I said, let's get Big meech and them part. Now, I don't know them. I did a show for them once, but I don't know

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Open your free IHeart Radio app. Search Las Culturistas, and listen to the full podcast now. What were some of the memories from your U.S.O. tours? Nobody knew who I was, and they were like, why do we have to say hello to this guy? Recently on the Good Stuff podcast, we sat down with our friend Bradley Cooper to talk about family. What is the good stuff to you? I mean, of course it's my daughter. His deep friendship with host Jacob.

He was there when I found out that I was going to have a baby, which was incredible. I remember that. You showed me the picture. you're like, what's that mean? And I was like, oh, my God. Did you ever tell the clinician story on this? Which one? Well, the handcuffed.

Oh, dude. And how they've been there for each other through the hard times. You know, I've been lucky enough to have dealt with some issues early on, you know, relatively early on in my life. And I was able to sort of walk Jacob through some stuff. Yeah, next month I'll be eight years cleaning silver. You were a big time part of that. I leaned on you real heavy.

I think times that you knew and times you did. I didn't know. Listen to the Good Stuff Podcasts on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. We ready? Y'all need to film him doing that, though. Yeah. During the show, y'all do it during the show.

No, right now, right now. We film it. It's working half. Yeah, come back. Hit that shit. Hit that shit. Look at this shit, TK. That shit is amazing.

He niggas is smoking and some rock right now. That's some fly shit. Not crats, so rock. Serraps. Not crude. Yeah, that's some smooth. Serious. And stop going behind people.

You do they have the flavor? The flavor of? You don't stop going behind people. Yeah, we're going to get TK. to loosen up, man. We're going to have a former T.C. Oh, yeah. We got to get some more shots.

We just get some more shots. We just getting there. Can you pour some more shots? I know that first shot was smooth in the mark. That was smooth. That was smooth. That mango. We're going to do another mango.

Yeah, that shit was after. Man. Let me tell you something, TK. Ah. Hey, go. Oh, hello, y'all, hold up. Come on. Look, you know what the crazy shit is?

And this is the first time I'm saying this. Yes. And nobody don't know this. I had got off for the scripted show. And it was supposed to be, like, some clean. It's supposed to be clean. I don't see that for you. That's what I didn't see it neither.

So I said, I said, if y'all want a green lighter, you're kind of high at TK. Real talk. For the fucking writer. And they was like, we don't think TK suits. I was like, I don't want to do this shit. And I didn't even ever tell you that. Right. But that's how.

ill of it because you know who you are to me you like our generation's Paul Mooney is that right I totally understand right right right I told you I'm a committee right right right right like you know Paul Mooney is the guy that Richard Pryor sister said he wrote for Richard Pryor

but he's been like Paul Mooney he's like fuck me right I ain't funny this nigga fine right right right right that's what Richard Pryor and did I sound like Richard Pryor right just jumped out of me but to me that's who you are like you hip-hop is generation because everybody in hip-hop know that you're the funniest dude, but

like, you know, Hollywood and things like that. And we just, this is why we form drink champs. Our podcast is we want people who like you to feel appreciated always. It's a, it's one of the greatest things that happened with the podcast shit. Right. And you're about to sign a loudspeakers, man? Yeah, about

to sign of loudspeakers. Thanks to Chalemaine the guy. They're going to be all in your videos. Dancing. Come on. You know, I didn't know you had you on that work. And somewhere you know, you know, I see you at the

Christmas party, I see you at the thing, you know, the ink can't really dry Yeah, all right, all right, I'm going to That was the first ones to step towards Christmas, yes, yes, yes, but they're going to be the depth over there, man, they're great people, man, they're great. And big up to Charlemagne, that's my guy. That's my man. And you know one thing

Charlemagne told me that was very interested, he said, that's my OG. Yes. Explain that, explain that. See, Charlemagne, DJ Enri, I know since they were kids. You know what I'm like? So I watched them grow. So when Chalemaine was on the show with Wendy Williams, you know, if she's on the show with Wendy Williams, I just watched Tim Groer as a youngster.

And he saw something that was phenomenal that most people didn't see that. Yes, you heard we on tour with NWA. But no one, he saw a show when I was on tour with Keisha Cole and Bobby Valentino. Now, most comedians are the first act. I was the opening act before Keisha after two acts and destroyed this bitch in 15 cities. And he remembered that to this day. So whenever I'm on his show, he'll always say,

that T.K. Kirkland, that's a funny brother. Because he witnessed it. He actually saw it. So let me ask you, is all your material wrote prior? Is it written rhymes or do you freestyle? some of it. It's based on my That's hip-hop terms. Yeah. And believe that's the best way to put it. And believe it or not,

it is a formula of hip-hop. Because you've got to remember, I studied you guys and took hip-hop and applied it to stand-up comedy. This is the reason why my show... So, wait, wait, you say you studied back then when you started, who did you study? I studied NWA. Of course. See, NWA

was street reporters. And he still got the NWA hat on it. Like, in L.A., that's NWA. They were street reporters that reported on the street. I took that same way of thinking and took it. You remember, yes, sir. Let's go. Ah, God damn it.

Tea to the motherfucking cake. Who raised you, man? With no water. Oh, that shit is so beautiful. That is nice. That is nice, man. That is like, ahead. So, I took that style and applied it.

So over the years, I don't give a fuck style, basically. Yeah, because that's what we're in. And I can do clean, I can do all that. Some people don't think I do clean. I could do a clean show like I was in church I could do clean But my thing is now Because of the way the world is

I just did how about he stuff Yeah Now that the way the world is I come hard at young men Them tight gene niggas Yeah I come hard at men Who's slinging dick and they're not successful I come at men to be better men

Towards these women But I also try to teach women Stop fucking anything that's moving And get your life together first Because it's all confusing out here See, niggas like me, I come to town I want to take a bitch shop and eat, push the Mazzarotti.

I got to pay for the babysitter which is her mother. If I fuck a bitch, she got to call her to pay for valet because she leaving, but I don't fuck you, you want to have champagne and mimosas and shit. The game is fucked up.

You know, bitches want to fly and see you. I'll fuck the bitches that fly themselves to come see me. That's the thing about what type of women that you fuck with. Who raised these bids? Who raised these bids? Who raised these bids? So continue to preach.

My show is to hurt your fucking feelings. See, I want to hurt your... I want you to hate me. Because I'm telling you the truth. The truth always hurts. And hopefully you go and adjust your style and your way of thinking to become a better fucking person. And that's all I want for you.

Did T.K. Kirkland and Kirk Franklin ever... Is that amazing? I felt like y'all... You know, I never watched this guy. My thing is just really to take that street shit, teach games. even if they don't listen to me. Yeah, at least they heard it. At least they heard it. That's how I feel.

At least they heard it. You know, at least they heard it. But you ain't Kirk Franklin? What's up with you? I never met Kirk Franklin. You never met Kirk Franklin? No. But I know Kirk Franklin had problems. He was a porn star. He liked porn. No. Stop. That makes a lot of sense. Nah, stop.

No, real talk. No, the church singer? The church singer? The church singer? You see? No. You see? You didn't. Do you research around? No. I didn't. I didn't. I never planned on. We called him in our early days. We cranked called him in the bad boy union in Vegas. I didn't know they approached him.

I said, you're drinking a nigga? I said, damn. But he was ill about that crank cause he actually tried to pray for homie. Oh, yeah, I'm Ralphie. But I ain't going to lie. I saw him in Palm Springs. No, no, I saw him in Palm Springs during a convention. They had like a, it was like a gospel convention.

Then the next day. No, no, then the next day was a, was a. gangster and hip-hop like it's all hip-hop but it was all like music really and I saw him in the hallway

with like 20 bitches yep talking right and I said what is that Kurt Frank that's Kurt Frank

that's Kurt Frank that's that's Kurt Frank and I'm like I'm not saying it was foul I just thought with like 20 Mitch

That's a real talk now now we gotta ask all this we can get this out the way we got ask all our guests you ask all our guests you ask I eat pussy for sure

You eat pussy? Yeah, I do, man He's asking the other side Yeah, it depends on how juicy the ass is You know what I'm saying And I think all men should do that Like when a man's time he don't look his girl ass

I look at the nigger strange I'm like, nigga who raised you? Who a fuck who raised jute? You got to lick them two bones that go to the pussy And he's, oh, nigga Yeah, lip it open God, that's what God put in.

Get another bottle of shampette. Get another bottle of shit, man. That's why God did this shit, a man's job is to please the woman. Even when you meet up for the first time, you got to like, I want to treat this bitch good. You know, I can't wait to eat her motherfucker pussy.

I just want to do right things for it. But you know what most niggas do? I can't wait to use the bitch car. That's what most weak niggas is. It's a lot of scampers out there. I want to use a bitch car. You know, I'm going to fuck the bitch. You said car or car?

A car. Oh, okay. Or I want to move in with the bitch. You know what I'm saying? And a man to me, Unless you've got 20,000 in the bank, you shouldn't even be fucking. Because pussy is dessert. I said that on stage.

When you accomplish something throughout the day, you deserve a little dessert. That makes sense. Who raised these days, job? So now, like I said, I've got to go out of the country, put my life in danger for putting niggas up on game because niggas getting mad at me. Because this is like, who this nigga? Who this nigga trying to put us up on game? But this is why I'm here.

to make the throat do the throw down. Now, you have a meeting with Shug Night. Yes. You walk in a meeting. You pull the gun on... You pulled the gun on the table. Yes. How do you know that?

He was there? No, he wasn't there. But he got the shit down looking at him. Like, damn, he talked to shit? But now, first off, and I heard you left the bracelet, because you owed. But what did you owe? How did you owe Def Row Records money?

Back in the day, I told y'all was a hundred. So one of my hustles was credit card fraud. Let's make some noise here. Him being in a region's head. One of my thing is was credit card fraud. But see, we was doing that. No, no, no. Because listen, let me just describe some to y'all.

Hold on. While Defro and Bad Boy had beef, he also had beef in both of them. Let's just mix them. That is so true. You know, you got it? Damn. But you know what nobody is thinking about it?

Nobody is thinking. I had beef with both of them with a nigger from Jersey City. Hung out with both of them. That's insane. God damn it. You know what I'm saying? And that's how you got their credit cards. No, never got the credit cards.

You scammed their credit cards? No, no, no, no. That's not true. That's the rumor. No, that's the rumor. The facts is I never had puppy's credit card. It's not like you had this credit card. I didn't ever have a puppy's credit card.

Take it. Take it. Take that. That's the same. That's the same. That's the same thing on Shill card. I was fucking. a bitch.

That was the hustler. What happened first? Shug or puff? Shug. Let's go to Shug first. The Shook situation happened was pretty much the same thing. Shook's credit card. No.

Wasn't Shook credit card? You really have to focus. You have to focus. Don't rush it. You're gonna get the juice of that. Let me take a drink. You're excited. Just don't puff after nobody.

I ain't smoking at another. Y'all game. So on the credit card move, my other hustle was flying comedians. around the country. I was the plug because comedians couldn't afford to buy airline tickets

with the money people was paying to go to different cities. We talked in the 90s. In the 90s. Right. So I was the nigger that sent you there. I'm going to make sure

you got to where you had to go. Point a point in a postage. Right. But back in those days, there was a thing called travel agencies. So by me being a college graduate knowing how to talk proper.

You was also the travel agent? I was also the travel agent, but I can call the travel agent and act like I was a representative of death row, bad boy, et cetera, without them checking. So back then, also there was a thing called fax machines.

You know, so you could fact information over us. They could talk to us. I was like, we're 12. We're like, we don't know. Keep going to attention. I was making a killing. Not knowing one day, that shit comes back.

People don't pay their bills. You know what I'm saying? So now there's here, here comes their heat. Right. So the bill is death row This is death row This is death This is after they hung vanilla ice house

This is death This is viral They already told puppy I think the reason why Everything wasn't just so bad on me Because I had a reputation Shug had a reputation But Shug was also my body god

When I was on Toa NWA Oh wow See Shug was my body guy And the DOC's bodyguard at one point No he was DLC bodyguard Yeah and me and DLC was tight So Shug was both our body guy Did she try to own your publishing too?

No, no, I didn't have publishing. Continue, continue. Yeah, so this thing hilarious. Comedians that have publishing? I just want to know this. We now have publishing now. Yeah, we get paid for stuff on. Get the fuck out of the plan.

Yeah, on Pandora? Oh, we're getting checks made. Well, back into the things, when Richard Pryor, when all these people put out albums, there was no publisher? No, maybe publishing for them. But now we get paid for our shit just being on the radio. And, and like, we do stand up on Panty. Yeah, on Pandora, all that shit.

We get checks for that. Sound exchange, too? Sound exchange. Oh, God. Yeah. And comedian's noise out of the show. Thank you.

Yeah. Podcasts, we don't get sound exchange. Yeah, and it's okay, but I need y'all to stay focused. Right. Education is important. We're not educated.

It's just everywhere. It's just coming back to here. Come back to here. Come back. It's an ADHD right here. Yeah, it's okay. It's all right. So, um,

Shib calls me. He's setting me up, and I know what he's doing. He said, T-K, I want you to be in this video. Meet me up at DeFro. I'm like, shit, I don't know this nigger. This is the death row of it

with the red shirt. Right, the shit I came back. That's the car. That's the mafia call. Yeah, so I go up there like a motherfucker fool, but I'm strapped. But you know you volley. I know about it. You know. That's the thing about being a man. Okay. See, when you know you wrong, you're going to stand up to it. You got to stand up to it, you know.

So in the office, we talk like men. I had to put my shit out just in case, gun, just in case. Shot fires. Yep, shots fires. I'm a lot. Yeah. I'm a real You're telling me. Strong wrist. You know what I'm saying? Strong wrist.

So he said, TK, you know, you owe me like $30,000. You know, what we're going to do? So I had a beautiful diamond tennis bracelet. And I gave it to the nigger to say, yo, I'm going to make sure I'll pay you tonight. Just take this. And this is from plane tickets? This is from plane. Yeah, all was from plane tickets.

Okay. So he took the bracelet that I gave. No beef. No beef. It was just, we was just, he had to respect me. I had respect them. because I knew people he knew, and he knew people that I know. It's just one of the type of situation.

So as a man, nigger, when you caught, you caught. It probably would have been a motherfucker before. A man up, and that night I paid him. Wow. Yeah, that night I paid him, getting back my shit. That's not how most people's situations with Shook would have went now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true. But like I said, he had, he had,

shit got a lot respect for me. Before all his trouble, we talk all tight, call me and say hello. I mean, as far as person life and his choices He's a grown man But I know that when we dealt He's disrespect me Did you see this road for him Where he's at now?

Like, did you see that coming? Well, yeah You know, as you get older And you understand God's plan He does two things for you He gives you warnings And if you don't take heed to the warning He either put

A lot makes you die Or you go to jail And the great thing about it is He's still kind of blessed Because he ain't dead Hold your ass And it depends on how you look at it. He ain't dead, but this is also like a slow death to think about all the chances that I gave you to do right.

That's like no matter of the niggas come up to me and crisis and shit happen, I will be the bitch nigger in that situation because I'm not trying to be behind, I'm not trying to be behind closed bars. Give me an example. One time I got arrested in the 92, this is crazy shit in the world. I'm in protective custody because I'm a celebrity, but let me tell you who's on my right. Bro, the Menendez brothers. Remember you know that killed their parents?

Rick James. It's up there with me too. Wait, tell me. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute. You're locked up? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, you're locked up.

I'm locked up. L.A. County J.O. The Melendez brothers. The Menendez brothers. And then Rick James. Rick James and Tupac. What the fuck? All of us was locked up.

All of us was locked up. But the only time I ever got boo, the only time I got booed was in jail. You got boo? Because the niggas wanted me to tell a joke. And I said, I ain't telling no motherfucking joke. The nigga got a case. I'm talking about it sound like a thousand people, nigga.

Boo! And I told her that motherfucking joke. And the niggins started laugh like yo like I was a concert, I'll never get that shit as long as I live, y'all. Crazy story, crazy story. That's the best audience you could have, though. Yeah, yeah. So now we've talked about your West Coast beef.

Yeah. Now we've got to talk about the West Coast light skin beef. Lyskin? Yeah, because, you know, sugar is technically a light skin maker. That's the funniest shit ever. He's still a licekin maker. Now let's talk about your New York dark skin beef. Yes.

Let's start it out with darkness. Charlie Murphy. Oh, you know about that. You stole Charlie Murphy watch. I sure it is. God damn. At Eddie Murphy House. And Eddie Murphy House.

Damn, niggins you there He's everywhere Who are you calling, man? Let's check this nigga for a while I'm talking You're a fan, me? That ain't know he's a ninja Oh my God

Last month we was trying to get him That's true So I've been a fan of a TK forever T2 the motherfucking K But I just said Let me just brush up on everything So I stood at home that day It was when

We had Hurricane Right Hurricane Matthew So I had another And I stood there, I watched the whole day, and then I just kept watching. Because you know, something's link to leave you to another link. Right, you two, too, yeah. And then another link. And I just stood there, and I was like, God damn it.

Yeah, I did it. Let's break that down. Go on. You know, when you, I was 19 when it happened. So you were Eddie Murphy out. Me and Eddie was hanging out, and I met Eddie Dukin and Ivy Wien. But what version of Eddie are we talking about? We talk about Eddie.

Okay. Well, it depends a year. The end up. The after. Yeah, Bellio's cop. Eddie Murphy. Oh, that's... The first favorite of him.

Yeah, first one. Yeah, when he was the one star in the world. Yeah, that's prime. That's prime. Yeah, and you're not this nigga Craig. Yeah, I'm hanging with the... I'm hanging with niggins. But why are you out of cricket?

Because you pop into it. No, I wasn't even understand a comedian. It was just a nigg. I was a nigga in college. It's just at that time, Keenan thought me and Eddie look to say, I was skinny. I had a little mustache and all that type of shit. So we just started hanging out. I was pulling bitches.

I do you know Kenan, though? But you have to allow me to finish. I think it's Canalia. I'm just saying. You're throwing it up. I think that if you stay quiet or something, all the answers you want will come to you. Let it let it come to me. Let it come natural.

I'm going to do an outbursts here. Let it come natural. That's good. That's good. This is a nervous. Nervy. It's like, God. This is funniest shit.

Go ahead. So we're hanging out, and then one day Charlie is washing his perm. You know, that's when they have perms. Is this the Dave Chappelle skit? Yeah. This is like around that time. All right, cool. So, Charlie has a perm.

I'm sitting on there. We're talking, and the watch is laying there. Now, all I can say, it was a bad choice. Right. But in life, you do certain things. Well, I was cool with all of them. And he gave you an invite or Charles? No, we was all, I just come in the house

and lay down and go to sleep, man. I was like, he scribbles and like nobody. I was that nigga, they loved me. I violated. But here's the thing about, so many things about life. And then it didn't, it didn't hit me until I started owning my own shit.

I started owning my own houses. I started owning my own cars. I started owning my own jewelry. He had to let me finish. And then one day it hit me, yo, 15, 20 years later. I said, oh, shit, I violated this man's house. See, I think about it was like 19. I didn't think about this.

I was probably 40-something years old. And I said, I violated this. So when someone let you in their house, that's like, yo, that's the biggest gift. A man is saying to you, I'm letting you in my home. Right. And when you violate a man's home, it's really one of the worst things that you probably were doing your life. So I didn't feel good for years. subconsciously.

So one day I'm pulling up in my Bentley on Hollywood Boulevard Eddie Murphy's in the Rose Royce in front of me. Now I'm so popping, me and him is in the VIP section in Hollywood. He got a bitch for him. I got a cold bitch for me.

Is they white? No. I don't talk about white bitches. Black men. I'm Cuban, Spanish, black women. All my fucking day. Continue. So I went up to him. You know, because See, comedians still bring up this old shit But Eddie and him didn't give a fuck

Because his cousins Love me as a standing committee They think I'm one of the best comedians ever So I looked at Eddie, I said, yo, I've been As a man, after all these years, I want to apologize For violating and disrespecting your home And he said, man, they still Motherfuckus, you're still talking about that?

That was the reply he gave to me So he patted his heart And it was cool, we sat down, drank And that was it You know, but it goes to show you How talented I have been Over these years for people to still talk about something that happened in

1981. No, but that's legendary. Charlie Murphy. Yeah, but it happened in 1981, right. And T.K.K. Kirkland was the blame. And T. Kirkland is the shit. What is that? Maliuos. Coquito! Oh! Definitely niggas want me to have a stomachache. It's vegan, so no stomachache. It's vegan, so I'm lactose atop.

Oh, you're good then. Oh, then I'm great. Yeah, and I have acid reflex. Guys are good. Hello, Miss Vanessa. Hello, Miss Vanessa. How are you? Vanessa. Vanessa?

Okay. All right. God damn it. You don't see you. You have a ring on your finger. Excuse me. You single? I guess so.

Okay. You're fine, baby. I'm sorry. I'm saying something too. I'm just being the man today. You better make sure. You better make sure. Your man going to hear this.

I mean, we only got one listener. So don't worry about. No, we got two and a half. Don't worry about. You know, you know how my show is. You know how my show is. When you got someone that beautiful, whether it's, after six months,

she should have a ring on the finger. Because niggas like me, when you see a rock, you respect the woman, you leave her alone. But if there's no rock. Say it again? If there's no rock. Then there's a rock, she's available. No, if there's no rock, she's available.

If she got a ring, you know to stay back. But if she don't have a ring, she's available. So she doesn't know all that. And she got all the teeth, and she's sexy. She got all her teeth. That's good. All right, can we talk after the show? Have a conversation?

I think you like my conversation. You know, every man should have a platform. Let me tell you mine. Let me tell you my platform. Well, this is made with the coconut. V. Yes. Who is that?

Vanessa Renee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is it. Yeah, we've been trying to get this. Thank you very much. You're so welcome. And how does it taste when it's fresh? Like, if I was over your house on the.

couch and you just bought it straight from the kitchen. Like what? Breastmo? Yeah, like, if I'm at the house, it's like, it's like, it's like, but it's like a hot sandwich. A hot sandwich is not good if you really wait to eat it. But if you eat the sandwich right there at the restaurant, it's the bomb. So what I'm saying is, yeah, but I'm saying it does it taste better in like 23 hours?

23 is better than 15 minutes. Yes, ma'am. Okay, so I'm over your house for a whole day. It's just a bedroom of the night, Goddair. I like that. I'm going to be a whole day. That means, I'm taking showers. Shows!

I'm taking showers. Hey, you still ain't answered. What? Yes. The Wayans. The wands. Okay. Relax, Siri.

Yo, Siri. No, why are you talking to you, motherfucker? Siri. You said Keenan. Yes. Was it Kenan that brought you to? Yeah, Keenan introduced me to me. You talked shit to me, but you ain't even answered.

No, I didn't talk shit because we got interrupted, but if you didn't check out your surroundings. No, I'll check it all out. You have to check out. Sirio. Did he answer that shit? Hell no. Siri's an asshole. Yeah, so that's how all this started.

I think we're just trying to say is, how did you even meet? Yeah, you said Keenan and I was hanging out. I thought that was very interesting. See, back then there were certain clubs. Were they comedians back then? Yeah, they was comedians, but I was in college. That's what I'm saying. You wasn't a comedian yet.

I was a comedian. I was getting my master's degree. I was studying, but we was all hanging. Now, all right, let's just keep it real. I just what you're trying to get to. You were selling cocaine and all of them niggas were selling. To do you know why he's not getting it? Right.

Because he's not getting why a nobody, like I'm not just saying, you was a nobody. Just a guy who's not, you know, Eddie Murphy, Keeney and Ivy. Right. Why is there around? You were selling cocaine. Just throw it out. That's funny. Is that what it?

Um, no. You were selling watches, that's all. All right. He said he was a scam. When you think about that, you say it does make sense. But it just so happened. You know, some people just have great conversational skills.

And I just think I have a gift of talking. So I think that we just hung out. You know, they saw that I had nice cars. I was doing my thing. And just, you know, bosses talk to bosses. And Charlie went to the bathroom. He took the watch. No, no, he didn't go to the bathroom.

I took it right there while he was there. In front of him? Yeah. That's how the watch got taken. Wow. And I thought about it. we had a fight you had a fair one

I'm about to say that I was going to say that we had a fight you know and as a man again no no mistake where did y'all fight

yeah we fought right on motherfucking Beverly Boulevard in Beverly Hill everything was Hollywood yeah hold on let me just say so this is

between you him and Charlie you're the blackest niggas in the universe for those niggas I'm gonna fight in Hollywood yeah

it's Hollywood my name so what happened he ran up on you he ran up on me Because, you know, the Dave Chappelle shit, like... They never did it in the Dave Chappelle. Like, I know, but I'm saying, on the Dave Chappelle shit, like, he, like, smacked and, like, five fingers straight of the face.

Yeah, yeah. That he... We know. See, when that happened, and even though we have a fight... And because of who I was at that moment, it was going to get ugly. Right. And the great thing about what I tell young men is your choices.

Man, it comes down to them motherfucker choices so bad because it's a step from prison. someone dying or just being man enough to live along the day. So now imagine that happened in 1981. And look what I've accomplished in all these years of today. And then, well, what, the fight happened? Let's get to this. The fight happened in 1981.

Eighty-one. Yes, sir. So where you at? Fatburger? No, no, no. They're in a limo, and I'm in my vins. Okay. And they happen to see me.

They all get out the car. And I got my niggins in the car. Because Charlie Murphy's the street guy. Eddie is like. No, Charlie wasn't a street guy. He was a street guy. He was a street guy. He was in the street dude.

Okay. You know what I'm saying? Keep us up. Yeah, so we got into a fight, scuffle. No one talked about bringing the watch back. They wasn't sure I had the watch. Right. It was just speculation.

So what was his words when he said to you? I don't know. That's 1981. Because I know blackness. It's blackness. You got to remember one. Well, I know it was the year. Because y'all darkness right here.

It's going down. But did you remember who swung first? He swung first. He swung first. Yeah, he swung first. Okay. Which was supposed to. Because he from Brooklyn.

you from Jersey. Well, no, it had nothing to do with that. I know, he just swung first. I just wanted to stand it. I remember it hurt. It hurt? Oh, he connected. He connected.

It hurt. Okay. You know, so a couple of days later, you know, I worked things out, and they got to watch back. Right. And then the room was started from there forever. Right. And that was it. But you ain't seen him since.

I haven't seen him since then. But you've seen Eddie since then? I've seen Eddie since then. Eddie, I'm giving a fuck. Yeah, everything didn't give a fuss. Everybody loved me. Their cousins love me. And the greatest thing, though, is no matter what people say of an old story like that,

when I touch that mic, I'm the baddest motherfucker in the world. But do you ever feel like you're walking down in South Beach, Charlie Murphy might just hit you in your ear? Because between now and then, people know my reputation. All right, cool. You know, Charlie moving the fucking way. 10, 15 years ago, they know my reputation. Today, I would sit down and probably apologize to the brother and forgive. You know, yeah, just so that you can have peace.

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Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Yeah, we've been dreaming these shots. Yes. You get another one of those? What's what you're looking at? The Angles. Sir Rock. I'm not going to have a ping pong.

You know, I'm not going to buy a ping pong, but... Come on, you're taking another shot? Yes. Let's be careful not to pour it in the ass, straight cut. Okay. Now, this is... Thank you, yeah, man. You know what the Rock is, right? Yeah.

You know who supposedly on... Yeah, I know where you're going. This nigga is hilarious. The story from what I heard. Okay, let me hear what you heard. The story started from Jacob. Am I correct? Jacob's a jeweler?

Yeah, no. It wasn't really Jacob the jeweler. Here's what happened. It was a young lady who I was fucking at the time. She had the hustle.

And she was telling me what she was doing. I said, oh shit, you gotta put me on. Okay, let's take this shot. Hold on. Okay.

I feel like you're going to tell her baby. Yeah. I take my little shot. A-da-a. Nica said, I like that one, too, though. And I, and I. You are fine, baby.

Dime. Look at a goddamn. Black girl's man. She's about, goddammit. Oh, I'm gonna take good care of her. You're black, no? I'm Dominican. It doesn't matter what you are, honey.

Look at T.K., he's working. I like that way you work. He's going in. Yeah, so. You're fucking this bitch. Yeah. She's also fucking pop. No.

Okay. How does she get popped? You throw in shit in there? But without, one thing I never did, I never snitched on that. I know, but you know what? You said that on the breakfast club. And I'm never going to. You said that everywhere else.

Listen, this is the street. right you got the street niggas got to relate to you right but the thing is no that's not gonna work yeah he's doing he tried to do that that's that's right yeah we seen that on the brother's club we see you on black TV let me tell you the story because it didn't make the since the street niggas yeah I'm just saying it doesn't matter that's why you went to school but you have credit card but you told jacob you had buck daddy no that never happened either okay okay so now you let me hear the story I'm in his position Yeah, let me put you up on game.

Right. You fucking this bitch. Right from there. So she tells me what's going on, but she knows how to pay shit together. She tells you that she got. Credit card number. Bad boy logo.

We go back to fax machines again. Just to the credit card scam. When you say bad boy logo, you just got to have the bad boy. No, she knew how to get the logo. Yeah. Yeah. Like the facts. You got to have the official facts.

Oh, on the facts. On the facts. They got out of the fish. All this came about. To this particular jeweler, me and Alan Iverson's friends. That bad people getting implication. Yeah, so a guy that works for Alan Iverson is a friend of mine. I said, yo, where, AI get his jewelry from?

And he told me, now, I'm not only just coming in the paper, I'm stacking, but jewelry ain't my thing. But now I'm going through the space because at that time, the Jay Zee and Puffies had niggas wearing Fasci shirts and spending mad money on jewelry and getting broke. Right, you got to look nice. Look at Rich, but being broke. We finally called the jewelry store, and it was a shock to me because we faxed everything over. And I'm just like, yeah, I want a Rolex. I want an ear, two, you know, diamond earrings. I want a necklace.

Like Allen Iverson, fool. Yeah, like the big. So my thing is, we being still conservative, I'm thinking $1,500,000 for everything. That's $150,000. This motherfucker said $140,000. $140,000. Is that Jacob? No, it's not Jacob.

It's another jewelry store. This is another jury store. So at that time, I have a cousin who's a federal agent who's also my bodyguard. It's getting intricate. Yeah. So as I get rid come to town, I say, yo, cuss, go pick this jury up for me. All right. He says, where?

He goes pick it up. But it's paid for on the card. We're thinking that it's paid for. See, this is a beautiful story. Yeah. Yeah, they didn't get this. They think it's paid for. My cousin goes to pick it up.

The cops was waiting thinking it's me. My cousin, his partner who federal agents, get arrested. The agent gets arrested. He gets arrested. So now my family. They give you up is at ends. But because they love me so much, nothing really went. down. So now I've got to fix this.

All right? So I'm staying at the Royalton Hotel. You know the Royals on there's on 44th Street? One of the baddest hotels in New York City. You don't even know it's a hotel. It's some boutique type shit. So I know the cops know where I'm at. So instead of getting on plane,

because I had a show that night at Symphony Hall in North New Jersey. The whole fucking state of New York is there. I got my street niggas there. He's like, yo, don't you come nowhere near this building. So I catch a cab from Manhattan to Philadelphia to catch a

flight to go to Greensville, South Carolina, because the next day I'm opening up for Gerald Lerick in Greenville, South Carolina. Crazy. So now nothing happens. A whole month goes by. I'm filming a movie in Los Angeles, California.

This girl, I'm dating, calls me, said, T.K., you're on the news. I said, what? She said, yeah, they got you on the news. And the news was about me, getting that puff so they blew it up like I had shot Clinton

so now since I know the table Clinton where you got that puff oh yeah they oh you're saying like it was that crazy yeah it was that crazy if it was social media day

I couldn't walk down straight it was like that right right right so what I did was a fountain attorney and we had a surrender date so we did a surrender date I didn't show up

matter of fact I didn't show up they look for a nigger now They got a man hunt But I'm still doing shows But after I'm doing the shows I'm looking at the door Seeing cops is coming in this motherfucker

To get me Long story short I make it into New York City I turn myself in They're waiting for me I get on the news And all that type of shit And you come to find out

So many things about the police When shit goes down right So in this particular I change attorneys and the judge locked me up in Rikers Island they locked me in Rikers Island for 30 days because I switched. Yeah they

whatever crazy part that shit was. So he locked me up but now here come the D.A. This is a crazy story. The D.A. comes. The reason why the D.A. comes to talk to me because Puffy now I had a shootout. Him and the rapper that sound like Biggie. shine in the club. They want me to snitch on it. They want you to snitch on them.

They want you to snitch on puff. This is the DA now. They want me to snitch on puff. They don't want me to snitch on puff. They're saying, he's trying to lock you up. He's trying to lock you up. We want you to do us a favor. So I played the part for a minute. They bringing me blimpie sandwiches and all that kind of shit. They put me in the car early in the morning to take me to the club. The shooting went down. Club of New York Yeah, Club New York

So they tell me Where to stand Where I saw the gun How Puffy pulled out the gun How he shot so and so And all this type of shit It's true story It's crazy

So now They take me back to the jail They bring me out Maybe two days Lay and ask me what I wanted to do And I told him I said I think I ride this one out Straight up

Now they're mad But at this time I got two of the coldest attorneys in Long Island. I'll never get the end because I thought I was on the Sopranos. And their names was Frank Donato and Tony Capitello out of Long Island. And in New York City, there. That's respect to me. Straight up.

You know, so now I'm in New York City, and you have a law there called predicate felon. A predicate felon is if you catch a felony within a year of your first charge, New York has a mandatory sentence of Florida. six years. So they was trying to get me four to six because I caught the case with Puff. Yeah, you got to you, pour you another shot.

Because I poured me and him another shot. What? Whatever the fuck you want. So what went down was, my attorneys beat the plea. They beat the plea for me doing four to six. I fought the case. Matter of fact, I took a deal, to be honest

with you. I was supposed to do two to four and I was going to do boot camp. You rat it out? No. I'm going to tell you exactly. what happened. I'll tell you exactly what happened. I took the deal coming the following year we go to quit that January.

Gotta hit that. Yeah, come on time. Let's go. I'll tell the judge, I tell my attorney, we're not taking the deal. T.K., you're trying to get too deep with us on June. I know, it's okay.

We ain't trying to be deep. What's Twinkie Champs? You're trying to be drinking. Listen. Drinky Chams. Let's get back into the... Let's get retarded. Go ahead.

You eat ass. Yes, I do. A lot. Yeah, you just... You cater to the women a lot. Tell these young niggas what the fuck they do them wrong out here. They're not being concierge. Exactly.

You got to be a concede. Excuse me, gentlemen. Excuse me, gentlemen. It's very rude and disrespectful. I might swing a bottle. Thank you. Swinging the bottle. Thank you.

Okay, talk to these people. So when a man meets a woman, um... His job is to be her concierge. Out of the gate. Right. You know, you're educated to it. Now, ascribe to these young things where a concierge is.

Concierge is, if you go to a woman's house, you just can't come empty-handed. You got to have groceries. That's a helpful motherfucker. Yeah, you got to bring something up on the table. He didn't bring us gifts to. Damn. I didn't do that. You know, but I did that for the second time.

So when I come back, I'll have something for you. I promise. I'm not to loud speakers, but those are our people. But you see, you got gifts right here. And look, we wasn't giving you this bottle, but you, the way you don't claim it, right, you started you gave you the bottle. I would cry if you took it in that. He snagged him.

He snagged. If you took him to my bucket down, I would cry. And I'm silent and everything. Yeah, I'm like, I would definitely cry. But you just didn't give me one bottle. No, no, I'll get you one bottle. No, no, I took this one. And he said, take that one too.

No, no, no. You don't put me in this shit. You know what he drink, he drink Corona and Bacardi. That's it. Yeah, so that's a. I tell men about, that's the way y'all have to treat these women, fellas. When you meet a woman, you know, you open

her door, you got to get her flowers, you got to take a shopping. And what most men don't understand when I say shopping, you don't think I'm thinking about spending a lot of money. Sales, nigga, you got to catch sales. You know, not Kmart. You know, when you fuck in a woman, you never want to take a moment to Kmart. No, you got to really

take care because I always tell men J.C. Penny. Knowledge. See, most niggas fuck women to destroy them. I'll tell guys fuck them to teach them. See, you teach a woman, especially if you know you ain't that nigga that's going to be around. You fuck her to teach her to save money, teach how to

masturbate, teach her how to get shit on her own. So then she do meet a nigga that's a nice thing, because most nice niggas is corny. Mostly. So you teach them that nigger. So we assume that these chicks don't know none of that before we meet them. We don't know that. We don't know that. Yeah, we don't

know that. All we're saying is we're in this lane and you just cut me off without a signal so you just wait so that's what's going so that's what's happening and then and if you teach to young ladies they're confident they're inspired you haven't destroyed I mean me the girl and girls like psychologically is fucked up because the dude she messed me was a cheater or the dude she fucked with took money from her or the dude gave her a baby so won't take his motherfuckin kid is this and what do we smell it this one my barber put on my face It's milk in man nature

I like that God damn You go also drinking That's coquito Yeah Thank you I want to smell this shit too I look like a dairy cream

You know what coquito is No I don't That's the Spanish shit It's Latino shit You know what I'm half a Latino Right You know that I knew you was something

I thought he was cute You know I never really I never did the history on you But I knew you was something I'm Cuban bee You know I always touch this from Compton Most people do I tell people

How won't you been in Compton Why don't you been in Compton? Why don't you been in Compton? you was from Carmen? Because I've been there since 1981. That's being from California. Yeah, so, and I really was a barely L.A. L.A. nigger, but I tell people... If I'm from Miami,

they'd be telling me I'm from Miami. Right. Because I had 10 years. Right. But you're from Miami now. I love. You're from Miami now. You're from California. I'm from California. Yeah, you're from California. Yeah, no doubt about it. So, I'd say it a lot out of respect for EZE who took me on my first national tour. That's why I always say much love to come. Yeah, this is the greatest thing that ever happened to me.

Was Jerry Heller on the tour? Jerry Heller was the manager. And it was so crazy about that judge Did you manage Jerry Heller too? I was trying to Manage him? No, he's being funny Nah, nah

He was managing the managers You ain't You weren't paying attention See, he told you you weren't paying attention And the thing about is When Easy died I was starting a company with him Called Rufless Comedy

Wow Paperwork, everything was signed That's crazy Jerry Hella, Easy We was getting ready to do things called Roofless Comedy What was your take on Jerry Heller though? My take on Jerry, when you see any white man to take a group of y'n, a niggas out of the hood and blow the ass, he's like, he's like, God.

But you don't know all the particulars going on behind the scenes. This is why you have to give Ice Crew the utmost respect for him to be that young and knew his worth. Right. I mean, this motherfucker was 21, 22 years old, dog. Wow. And he knew his motherfuckin' worth. And walked away. What was the first record they sold?

That shit was like four times'clock. They sold that first item, made 20-something million, and EasyE put up 6,000. Yeah. That's how they must they put on straight out of Compton. But then Cube stayed on property. Say that one time. Say that one more time. Easy put up 6,000 to do straight out of Compton, and straight out of Compton made 22-something million.

Yeah, that's an investment. God, let's make some less. I like to talk with Austin. Let's talk about one of the other greatest groups I toured with. The Cash Money Millionaires. I was there opening that on their first tour. Stop it one more time. Because look, I thought you're going to say it's about some fucked up shit.

They're going to talk about touring Patti LaBelle. Talk about cash money. I have to get another piss. I'm sorry. I was fake dieting all day. So I drank mad water. Wait till you hear about the cash money shit. That shit is fire.

It's a goddamn woman. We're all taking shots and you're pouring me in your cup. We film it? No, God, get out of here, bro. The Coquito kind of guy. The Coquito kind of guy. Coitito. Coitito.

Coetito. Coetto. Which is also a frog. A far? That's a corkis. Whatever. A little far. Coquit, coquito.

All your Spanish. I'm half four that we can half black. Dr. None of us are Spanish. I'm Cuban. I'm half African and half black. Drink. I'm Cuban.

It's the same fucking thing. Now, now, no, no, no, no. There's that glass at, baby. Oh, shit, man. You'll drive me home, baby? Do you drive me? You're not. I have a car, though.

You can drive me. He got a range drover, baby. 2018. Let me try. That's good. You ain't going to get me fucked up. All right. Where my glass at?

T.K. Kirkland, why did you get shot? How was that drink champ? Who raised you? Oh. Oh, my gosh. What my shot glass at? I got my shot glass getting rinsed out right now. Where is my shotgun?

Right there. We got a straight history lesson going on out here, huh? Yo, you're killing it right now. We got straight history guessing, boy. You're trying me, but you're killing it, man. It's like, what makes for me in the interview. Oh, thank you. Oh, sir.

Oh, shit. This is where everything goes by. I chill out. Look, I'm blessed, TK. You ready? Wait, I need... But you gotta get yours. Is this all on...

Yes, record, please. You don't record. Yeah. Where? That? Ponty. Just tell them to get one of these. They have them back there.

Come on. Come on. Relax. This is everything. It was fucked up right there. This I hear. You know about it? You know about that?

You know about this? No. It's about the fucking life for, bro. It's not even bad, but it's bad. It's not bad. It's not bad. It's not bad. It's really good.

It's really good. It's good for you. It's good. It's definitely healthy, but it's bad. Healthy bad. Healthy good. You got to give us the Dominican wash, though. Go put your fingers with me.

Go. You got to give it the Dominican walk. Dialloee. Die me loo. Y'all funny. Come on. You drink some of your champagne, man. No, no, no, no.

You're bad. I'm drinking this You ain't You ain't drinking your shit I never finish everything All right Yeah I never did it And let me tell you why I'm not doing

So you know Let them talk My kids is at the hotel That's okay And I gotta be I'm gonna be responsible Parents My kids is right here

But you got your wife With you Right This is just me Yeah that's that's That's how real dad's doing That's how real dads do it And you know why you don't drink all this

Because you got to be responsible You got to be He actually drinks all of this And then I still Yeah, I can't do that. No, I can't do that. All right, hold on, hold on. Wait, they don't get...

That's a Dominican wash. And give me a Dominican wash on the ashtrays. I'm about to drink the ashtray. That's why. You're going to drink ash. I mean. You eat pussy? Oh, of course.

You know, how old were you in starting to eat pussy? Uh, she got out with. 17 and a half. Why you wait so long? I was wondering about burning. You got to start around. I started at 11. Nor are you eating pussy?

I eat pussy. I don't get cookies. You said cookie? No, just he eat pussy. Oh, what you thought I was going to say? No. I didn't know what you were going to say. You got a haircut today? Why? I'm going to look spear for me. It should look smooth.

I'm spilled. I got a haircut just to interview you, man. Salute a la-a-a-a. All right, now let's get with. That's that shit. Touchdown. Yeah. Man. There it is. That's that shit.

You love it. Don't interrupt me. Don't interrupt me right now. Do not interrupt me right now. You love it. You love it. You love it. I'm fucking a no.

No. Give another one. Give a little one. Give a little one. This is it, digger. It's like three of you, niggas. It's like three of you, nigg. Three nore.

He's in the building. Aw, you nigger. I'm about going to have a bink bum. I'm about going to be smoking weed. I feel like I'm on motherfucking, um, um, uh, boo. What's the movie Denza Washington was in? A training day. I feel like I'm trained in that.

You always train the day. Because you know why I need to lift your comedy spirits from you. We're going, baby. Because you know why? People tell me that I'm a comedian. A comedian. Yeah, I can see that. But I just have fun.

You enjoy life. I enjoy life. Is that the definition of a comedian? That's the definition. My journey. My journey is to talk serious, but to make you laugh. But to enjoy life. See, I enjoy life.

I love getting up at 4.30 morning, go and work out, do what I need to do. 4.30. I get a 4.30 morning, do what I need to do. Put my three miles in lift weights, you know, and I keep it moving. I'm 55 years old So, you know Yeah You're older than baseball

No, black, black do crack Yeah, you're right, you're right You just got to have a little money for maintenance Yeah, you got to have a little money for maintenance Yo, you ain't got another money? Yeah, I don't smoke A grapah? I'm not smoking a grapah

And that's why you guys, when you get older You take care of your women, you have a house, you have a car You have good credit Because all you guys are got to look looking at all y'all right now. They look for a credit score right now, them combined. They need to set up. It's 375.

Don't look at you. Oh, man. Combined. Yeah. Give them $400. Give it $400, man. I need $400. I want to home, man.

$3.75. I gave you $400, guys. Oh, shit. Let's see. Come mine. Let's just tell the comedy world. People who didn't know. How many things have you written on?

How many projects have you been a part of? You know, no one's never asked me that question. You did New Jersey Drive. No, he's going to hold another route right now. So let me tell you how this go down. Yeah. I did Timberlin's first album. Wait.

Oh, music. Music. I write skits and stuff and write stuff for artists to perform. So I'm the skit writer. I've been doing that for years. I did Lloyd's last CD

called Players' Diary. One of my bits that got taken, and I love her, Little Kim. Little Kim, I played a song for her and Biggie,

and I had it in the song, and the line that she took for me was for, I went from first class to coach. That's my line. That's big. I got on tape and everything that I played it for

and it's okay I never said nothing about it just the first time since 9192 I ever mentioned on the air that's a bit that I came over from first class to come

because you know back in the day you would take the phone and put it to the speaker box and I had music that I was playing Why you wanted to go from first class to coach Why you wanted to go backwards

It was a joke It was for a girl I was talking about a girl and a female in the album She cheated on me and I said she went from first class to coach and the song was

Orange Juice Jones walking in the rain I got acupuncture I did the remake I did the remake of Aramette Jones walking in the rain Yeah I got acupuncture today bigger to my brother

Freddy and amateur golden spine I got acupunta See that that's that that's that rich shit I never got acupuncture shit

because I don't know that's that rich he's rich now No he's stupid You let motherfuckers start put a name in you That's okay. Because you know where the money's supposed to go.

To acupuncture. You're in the death now. You don't need diamonds. You don't need that. Look at your skin. You're smooth. Your skin is smooth. You know, you can use a chaff stick.

No, I ain't got, you're my, my, listen, I'm from New York. Who raised? You know, you got that's. You know, I'm not sure. And even out here in December, my lives, You're jacked. Oh, my God. But your skin, no homo, but you're glowing.

I'm going. You get acupuncing in there. You're jogging. Yeah. You're jogging. Yeah. You are jogging. Yeah.

You are all jogging. You got an acupuncture, right? You got a radio show, nigger. No, it's not a radio show. It's a podcast. You're doing podcasts. You're doing bushups? Yeah.

You're doing bushups. Because your chest is not strong. You didn't. When I look at you, I'm looking at you, I say, how do you get a show? He don't have upper body strep. But all these niggins who don't have chesters either, they bother you. You went to start out 20, look, the room got empty.

You went to smoke a cigarette. This niggins smoked a cigarette, too. That's a norry the man. I didn't have that upper... I was back. But you still got to have... But you still got to have a strong wrist. No, you don't.

No, you know. No, shit. Aim and a good eye. Oh, my God. Bamb! There you go. That's my naked. Come on.

Come on. All right. You got to get a shot of some sort. Okay. I'll take a shout of what that young lady bought. Oh, Coquito. We got another one right here. That was nice.

That's not. Now, I got some already. No. No. You can't control the rule. I know that's true. Can you let me get away? Let me get away.

All right. So, look, you got either mangoes to rock or tiger bone. Mm. Mm. That's your idea. You take a tiger bone? Yeah. Yeah.

I'll take one more. All right. Everybody. The world is watching. Why is it in Chinese? Because it's not going to be in the country. Yeah, yeah. It needs to be in the country.

It's not so speaking. I can't read this shit. I like to know what the fuck is going on. So when I'm in the hospital, I said, what did you drink? That's exactly. That's exactly what did you have? That's exactly. I'm some nigger that don't lift waste.

You made me drink this second. Some nigger, who can't lift your ham? They totally use er. It's urs. It's urs. It's urs. Allah. A la.

Al-a-a-a-la-la. Maka-A-Beeva. Ah, oh, ah, ah, ah, oh. It's terrible. Yeah, it's... He gets funny out. It's terrible. That's an ancient Chinese secret, by the way.

I just want to let you know. And it's called terrible. Y'all got medical insurance? We ain't got none of that. You know, Shalin? Shalin. This Shalin. That's getting crazy.

And you know, look, this is the thing you got to realize. I need something. My nose is sweating, yo. We made sure you had to take chair with the, with the stability. We gave him the stability. Oh, don't do that, don't do that. Don't do that. Don't be foul, dude. No, I'm not fat. Be a jerk.

I'm staying facts. I'm just saying. He felled. You know, I'm 50-some years of my brother. I ain't getting up. I know. I'm suing everybody. That's what I get you to do that. At my age, everybody in his motherfucker getting sued.

That's what I'm taking the stable and everything. I'm taking all the props And I won't all these two motherfuck That's why we gave a thing with the back Because TK You did everything well with me, man Let me say something You know

In our generation In our lifetime Us being black Latino Whatever we are We're from the hood And in the hood When people get 10 years People get 20 years

People get 25 years People get 30 years They're so quick to say say, that nigger's over, he's washed up, it's done with him. That's not what we want to do over here. Yes, sir. What we want to do over here is we want to continue to praise our legends, whether it be in a comedic stance, whether it be in a lyrical stance,

whether it be in an acting stance or whatever. And you are one of the people that we want to continue to commemorate and salute. Thank you. I really appreciate it, fan. And do that and let you know that you got to. platform here. We don't care if you sign on a loudspeaker. Now, those are people, man. Right, right. You know, it's all jokes. You know what I'm saying?

We would rather you come here, but it doesn't matter because we're in Charlomaine. Right. Me and Charlomaine is in tune with a black aluminum. I called him. Black allude a mother. Yeah, I told him to call you to put me on. That's a beautiful. You know, that's my man. That's my man. That's my man. And what we want to say is, you know,

in this genre, this thing that we live in. Yes. people give us five years and seven years when we have people like you who've been doing it since NWA been touring Yes sir And then you're doing it now

Since drink champs is pop Yes sir We want to continue to support you You want to continue to tell you to take shots with us Yes sir We're gonna have the girl You know, the Dominican girl that look black Right

Gonna make sure she drive you back Yeah, because she's beautiful I'm gonna marry her nigga Yeah Whenever you gotta go I'm for real We're gonna change your converses But I'm gonna marry

Oh, the heart. It's like, baby, you could do whatever you need to do, young lady. And you're single, too? My God. And y'all look good. You get on tape? Y'all get on tape? I ain't going to front.

I want the world to see what I'm talking to. Listen, listen, this is. Yo, go on tape. Let me just show your show. Let me just show you. Let me just know what I'm talking about. Get her on tape. Film her and film him.

You made her connection. Look at that too. And this is exactly how Drake got made. I'm just be honest. This is exactly how Drake got me. Yeah, this girl is unbelievable. God damn it. You see the fellas?

You see the confidence that I had? That's what drew her in. And I got the number, we're gonna go out. I'm gonna push the Maserati. Little hair flow, because that's not a weed. She ain't no weed. I said that's not a weed. That's real.

That's real. That's important. Because when you date a woman that don't have a weave, you say thousands throughout the year. Weave is expensive. Expensive than a month. than a motherfucker. They want the Indian hair.

For real. They don't even want the whole shit no more. Man, they grew up in a relationship once. A hundred thousand. Y'all got me fucked up. This is fucked up, y'all. This is fucked up. My fans ain't ever see me like this.

They see you down like this. Give me that weed back up there. Tell them about 100,000. Where did y'all get your weed from? from the nigger that raised you I got the plug That's what I'm saying We got the week

So let's talk about the cash money crew Oh cash money We forgot I was gonna bring it back But I forgot The cash money situation Was so phenomenal Because I met baby

And little Wayne Right when they were starting When they kissed Oh no Yeah when they saw them kissed So it's not a secret That thing You said when they kissed

Yeah they kissed All them used to kill I thought it was some mafia shit Yeah This was a little like to meet. But it wasn't some mafia shit. No, no, no, it wasn't. Like, were they on that?

I never thought. No, they was on that. They was actually kissing each other in the mouth. But on some mafia shit or just... No, it wasn't on my own thing. Listen, I don't know. Listen to me. Let me tell you.

Let me tell you how I want. I've been in the streets all around the world. One of my connects was in New Orleans. I said, nigger, this I call them. I said, yo, this is how you move? He said, no, nigger baby. And I'm just on some different shit. But I've never questioned.

See, one thing. about being a man, whatever lane a nigga take, that's the lane and you let that motherfucker take his lane so I allowed him to take his lane but they was always good to me. Right. I mean, I say always, always good to me.

If I was walking down the street now, baby and the motherfuckers would pull over, get out the car and have a conversation with me for about 45 minutes to an hour, that's the respect they always have for me. When we did the movie called Unball the Blocking, I played a cop in Baller Blocking, you know,

they allowed me to write my own shit and I remember a baby coming to my trailer and he must have like a million dollars in the suitcase and asked me how much did I charge and I said the whole motherfucker's suitcase I came he said TK how much we owe you

because I never seen anyone not respect money before that's the thing that was about him they didn't respect money They did not respect the money. So one night we went out, it was like five, six o'clock in the evening, and he bought like nine Bentley's at one time. So me and my man was in the other seat.

He said, this nigga about the buyers of Bentley. We really thought it was going to really go down like that because he didn't respect one. We didn't get to Bentley. But the thought of that happening was just phenomenal cause he really was that type of dude. He really was, you know. no matter what him Lou Wayne's going through or whatever

the nigga pulled off one of the coldest moves in motherfucking music history You know because So what people don't know is that When he got in front of that $30 million He was really in the red Juvenile sold so many motherfucking records

That before the year was over The 30 million was paid back They was in black And the motherfucker's never been in the red Ever since That's just a blessing yo And like I said from the

end up from roofless records to um um um master P

to all the old labor to who who for babing them still to be doing what they're doing and now he got the hottest

artists in the world regardless of what his plans are the nigger pulled some cold shit who the hottest artists in the world Drake

oh damn yeah yeah yeah you're right yeah that I'm a motherfucker now now

what happened to hip hop is when I watched someone to this concert I'm a trade concert I watched him and I said to myself how do they let this motherfucker in the light skin nigga yes I

how did that happen because what happened from Big Daddy King exactly your dog skin niggas what people didn't understand what happened you know it's evolution evolution

but what happened with Drake was he is a guy who you tell but you was a fan of hip hop since Big Daddy King I've been a fan of hip hop from day one from Sugar Hill Tell us what happened from the Dawkins community

because I want to understand what happens Let's forget the Latinos In the dark skin community It's not that Regardless Charlamaine told me something about your dog skin

Drake is dark skin Latinos have got nothing to do with that No they got dark skinned There's fucking Cubans In it It's the dark skinned It's the darkin' nigga community And

You know If you know I'm saying something Because I love you so much Let's not get into nationalities Because people really take What we're saying Seriously

And these motherfuck Because we'll be on some black Dominican and I'm better than you. Yeah, I'm cute. I don't want to really go that there. If you don't mind me being the older person in the room right now. Yeah, please. Be the older person.

Please. So, Baby was just a phenomenal dude. But the tour with them to do ball of blocking was just really some phenomenal shit. And then I went on tour with them and did 2030 C. But the thing I liked about them was, it was a cash money millionaires, DMX. Rough Riders. The Ruff Riders.

You did the cash money Rough Ruff Riders tour? I was the MC. Hey, the fuck. That was the opening act for them, motherfuckers'all fucking show. That's the journey of it. Cash money, Rough Riders. That was the next tour after, you know, Rockefeller. Yeah, and I host that tour too.

Get the fuck out of it. Yes, sir. I was on the tour with Jay-Z and also. And the crazy thing about the Jay-Z tour is that when I was 35 years old, I threw a party in New York City. Jay-Z was my birthday celebration. I paid that nigga $1,500. And he was late, and I wasn't going to live.

him on. And after that, I went on tour with him and Damon, um, whatever, what's the partner? Dash. You hired at Jay Z for $1,500? I paid them for, though, I did hire off, yeah, I hired him for $1,500. Which makes a noise is Jay Z. So I started, I started going on tour with me. I started going tour with them, but then I wrote songs for a second and none, um, AMG, bitch better have my money. Oh, you wrote that? Yeah, I wrote all their stuff and they stuff. They used to take them on tour and all that shit.

No, no. AMG out of content. The bitch better have my money. The bitch better have my money. That's a crazy ass wreck. Yeah. Words in the motherfuck of the motherfucker DJ quit.

Yeah, I've been involved with all this shit, you know? Like all this shit. But I always didn't know I just don't brag about it. Damn. So you wrote that record? I wrote skits and all that

on his albums. Wow. Sure it is. Second to none. All of them. God damn. Eddie OG and the Bulldogs. Oh, wow.

Yeah, I go way back, yo. She's Boston, man. Yeah. And then I remember on the cash money tour, we had the little situation in Boston with Maid Men. There was a fight between the Rough Riders and Maid Men when the motherfuckers got stabbed. And I'm in the middle of the shit. Because everybody just loved me, but they're going to pass me stabbing each other.

But Maid Men didn't know that the Rough Riders was that motherfucker tough. They met they matched that motherfucker night. because them it's luck and nobody died because the rough fire to stay at them

niggas to fuck up for real they came with fists and the rough rider came with knives Puerto Rican style

yep sure did god godend so you know if you make noise for that or not

I think no horse ain't making noise no we do all we do all we're

we're talking we can we can we can TK might as well bug daddy you know

buff daddy you stole this credit card So um I didn't steal the puff daddy credit card I didn't steal the puff daddy credit card In my mind You got to get that out of your mind

You got to get that You're my nigga man You're always been my neighbor Yes sir In my mind But now you saw me perform No you killed Once you saw me

You killed it And it's a tough of world My wife said Thank you You see the show You know but the other guy This is how I got to know I gotta start dressing different

Right the other guy that performed for you. Yes. He was like, he said something about Cuba. My wife was like, Cuba! And I'll grab my wife and said, relax. No, I heard you in the background. I said, relax.

And he already had three bums already. The dude said, look, he said, this is why I don't like thawls. They always, and I, like, I felt like I made a lot of money in my life. No, it wasn't that. No, let me tell you what he did. Uh-huh. When a comedian in here. go on with that

that's cold niggas shut the fuck up I'm going to the car and get whatever it is and that's what you gave you because when you said it I knew it was I'm not even here for you

and wait from my man he said nigga go on with that that's how you said go on with that and that was a wrap they said Cuba and then my wife

said yeah he was like I don't leave all the fuck a lot but that's how but then you came out there now this is your this is what I want to understand

do you go an approach of a crowd I base my show based on the crowd premeditated or do you say let me look at these niggins I come out and whatever my feeling is I always say they don't laugh

fuck them but I always make them laugh but the shit that I say is just so insane that's going to work now if I have to do a white audience then I become a comedian of doing more... Let's work the audience

like you... Like, so straight right now. We're all white right now. Okay, great. I'm gonna say... We all white.

Yo, dude! Okay, so do white. Dude! We could do white material. Dude! Here's white material. I just found that I was dyslexic. I'm dyslexic.

Yeah, I'm dislexic. But I... Am I still? No, I thought I was the Matrix still in the movie. No, but am I... Is it my white guy? Is he mine? You're Cuban.

I'm... I'm... I'm... But I'm gonna hold a whole other level. All right. Just follow. follow the story. Sorry, please relax.

Yeah. I'm dyslexic and I'm, see, I read things different than most people. So I'm saying to myself, I'm fucking brilliant. I don't see what other people say. That's what I mean saying. So, I told people one night, I said, let me explain something to you why I know I'm smarter than you.

But there's an earthquake that happens in the ocean of Tussami comes to shore. So, no. Now, this is why I'm proving to you. I'm smarter than you. See, most people say tsunami That shows that you're lazy

The reason why I'm not lazy and right Is because I see the tea They didn't want me to say the fucking tea The tea shouldn't beat it I'm not going to act like that tea is not there I see the tea Oh shit Oh shit

All right Too signing Remember another point while I'm smarter to do. Most of y'all spell kernel, C-O-L-O-N-I-L. I mean, I-A-L. That's not Colonel. That's Colonial. Colonel is K-E-A-R-N-A-L.

Colonel. You text your girl in the morning, baby. I love you. I'm going to take you to dinner, eat your pussy later night. You know what you're going to text you? Aw. A-W-W? That's not R.

R is A-R-E. R. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? So let me go a little deeper. And you don't even know this, but I'm going to ask you, why do old people walk so early in the morning? Do they have some way to go?

And why do people say good things? come to those who wait because that shit don't layaway and ladies why when men go down on you they always try to kiss you afterwards because bitcher we die

you dying to have you died the TK one of the TK in the building Have you ever Have you ever listened to

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Hey there, Dr. Jesse Mills here. I'm the director of the men's clinic at UCLA Health. And I want to tell you about my new podcast called The Mailroom. And I'm Jordan, the show's producer. And like a lot of guys, I haven't been to the doctor in many years. I'll be asking the questions we probably should be asking, but aren't. Because guys usually don't go to the doctor unless a piece of their face is hanging off or they've broken a bone.

Depends which bone. Well, that's true. Every week, we're breaking down the unique world of men's health. from testosterone and fitness to diets and fertility, and things that happen in the bedroom. You mean sleep? Yeah, something like that, Jordan. We'll talk science without the jargon and get you real answers to the stuff you actually wonder about. It's going to be fun, whether you're 27, 97, or somewhere in between.

Men's health is about more than six packs and supplements. It's about energy, confidence, and connection. We don't just want you to live longer. We want you to live better. So check out the mailroom on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your favorite shows. What up, y'all? It's your boy, Kevin on stage. I want to tell you about my new podcast called Not My Best Moment, where I talk to artists, athletes, entertainers, creators, friends, people I admire who had massive success about their massive failures. What did they mess up on? What is their heartbreak? And what did they learn from it?

I got judged horribly. The judges were like, you're really. trash. I don't know how you got on the show. Boo. Somebody had tomatoes. I'm kidding. But if they had tomatoes, they would have thrown the tomatoes. Let's be honest. We've all had those moments we'd rather forget. We bumped our head. We made a mistake. The deal fell through. We're embarrassed. We failed. But this podcast is about that and how we made it through. So when they sat me down, they were kind of like, we got into the small talk and they were just like, so what do you got? What? What ideas? And I was like, oh, no. What? What? Check out. not my best moment with me, Kevin on stage

on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcast, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcast. On an all new episode of IHeartRadios Las Culturistas, actress and director, Brittany Snow, opens up about challenging age bias. Hollywood wants to kind of disregard women after the age of 32. And she reflects on the responsibility

of inspiring other women. You sharing your story might just be really small to you, but it might be the story that someone needs to feel like there's hope. Open your free. iHeard radio app search less cultureistas and listen to the full podcast now what were some of the memories from your uso tours that nobody knew who i was and they were like why do we have to say hello to this guy recently on the good stuff podcast we sat down with our friend bradley cooper to talk about

family what is the good stuff to you i mean of course it's my daughter his deep friendship with host jacob he was there when i found out that i was going to have a baby which was incredible i remember that. You showed me the picture. You're like, what's that mean? And I was like, oh my God. Did you ever tell the clinician story on this? Which one? Like, well, they're the handcuffed. Oh, dude. And how they've been there for each other through the hard times. You know, I've been lucky enough to have dealt with some issues early on, you know, relatively early on in my life. And, and I was able to sort of walk Jacob through some stuff. Yeah, next month I'll be eight years clean and sober. You were a big time part of that. I leaned on you real heavy.

I think times that you knew and times you didn't know. Listen to the Good Stuff Podcasts on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Yo, so now, before we get up out of here, we got to get to, who raised you? Who raised you? How did you think of that? How did you come up with that? How did you apply? Who raised you really starts from my daughter's mother.

It starts from there. And in relationship because when you treat somebody so good and they fuck up in life, you, back in the day, you say the apple don't fall too far from the train. All right? And they take a bullet to where he's people. Exactly. So as I was dating people, I would see beautiful women who just didn't have proper upbringing. I used to say this one girl, I need to meet your mom because the bitch was so fine. Hold on, EFN. We didn't finish our shot. God damn it. Oh, let's do it.

Let's finish our shot. Let's do this shit, bro. Where did you shot at, TK? I've drank my shot. Well, kind of. We're doing another one? We're doing another one? We're finished in the bottle, biga.

No, Paco, you don't want that shot. Oh, I don't want that. I'm so sorry. Thank you. Thank you, my brother. Did I ever tell you it was a good part or nothing? How you're doing, everybody? You're good?

I'm good. We're making sure to go straight. You're trying to kill you. Okay, he's trying to kill you. I don't have this shit. I don't have this shit. No. Oh, look at my shot.

My dog, I'm coming back to get you. T to the motherfucking K. Who mother fucking raised you next? Who raised you? Who raised you? Y'all, y'all think it's great. Ah! Listen, right away, this is our episode dropping right before New Year.

This is our episode dropping right before New Year's. Not going to have ink, mom. Oh shit. Oh shit. TK could have been a bitch-ass nigger and can't seen us after January. He didn't. He's seen us in December.

So we're going to keep our promise and drop this in December 2016. That's what's up. That's what's up. We're going to drop this on Friday. Friday. Like, real niggins. We're going to turn 2017 out with this.

20, what did you say? We're going to turn 2017 out with this. For a second, I didn't know. What the fucking. Because of the alcohol. And because you pass the saliva. That's a lava. 20.

Stop lying! And your chest is on your stomach. Talk about that big, I've never seen the gayster with his chest on his stomach. You got a respiratory infection. Who raised you? Oh, shit. Oh, shit. So who raised you for people to know?

For people to know, it's just a formula to make people aware who you are and who raised you. And it's so important because you've got men out here want to be good to women, but that wasn't raised right. You got women who want to be good to men, but the man wasn't raised right. So I take who raised you and put it in your face. And just like, dig is out here slinging dick like they're successful. You niggas out here fucking bitches Like y'all got money And you niggas know your financial situation

Is fucked up But yet you still approach your bitch Knowing you're about to destroy her life Nigger Who are you? So listen, we're gonna put down The coldest shit in the world, right? January 21st

I want you to catch me at the music call There you go All right, January 21st to catch me at the music call this weekend when it's airs I'll be performing at the Uptown Comic Club and shout out to all my fans

in Atlanta, Georgia What's the great thing The Uptown Comedy Club is in Atlanta? Yeah, Uptown comedy club is in Atlanta Sportive is in New York No, no Okay That's uptown comedy back in the day

Up in Harlem I'm sorry I'm always cool But you must have been to jail And you never court up So So one of the greatest moments

Of this next year is that I signed the deal to become a ring announcer in Kenya, Africa. Watch where we're going with this now. These young people, I was going to say motherfuckers, but if they listen to it, I want to make sure I'll say this clearly. Right.

Have given me a voice to be a ring announcer in Kenya for six fights over the next year where I'm the Michael Buffer of Vegas. The guy who says, let's get ready to rumble. So I'm in a tucks bow tie. not being a comedian, just an MC. And what I want to share with comics is that you play the hand that you dealt. You got to be a stand-a-comedian, you've got to be a businessman, you've got to know numbers, you know,

and you've got to know how to subtract, and you've got to know how to multiply, and you've got to know how to do business. And I always tell people, all money is good money to a hustler, whether it's $1,000 or whether it's $100,000. go get the money. Right. Because I come from an error where you worked 40 hours a week and you made $700,500.

And by the time they took taxes, your husband came home with $300 and $7,000 and people don't understand that shit. So if you can make $100,000 and 15 minutes or $100,000 an hour and that's what somebody offered you, my suggestion is never say motherfucker no. Always go get the motherfucking money.

Because what you, gentlemen don't want is to ever get old and be broke ever get old and how motherfucker you gotta depend on the motherfucker because your money wasn't right when you had 30 40 50 something years to get your life together you know when you think about this one day i'm in heaven you're gonna say yo i ran ran at norie agis interview at jane champs one of the flies niggas ever hit the gang and they're like ooh tea to the motherfucker cat who raised these things All right, one more more thing.

And then I'm on tour February 25th with Keisha Cole. But early that morning, if you're in Jersey City, New Jersey, make sure you come to the ceremony because I'm getting a street named after me called T.K. Kirklandau. Make sure you text. And now the old thing. I know you're an old-school nigga. You don't like Texas. Text me.

I'm going to catch my own flag. I'm going to come out there. That's going to be beautiful, yo. That's the greatest gift in the world, I think. Before you get up out of that. comedians you guys do this motherfucking thing

what is the ultimate like finale for a comedian you know what everybody has different thing everybody wants to be a movie star everybody wants to have a TV show but what's great about me going to college

is that it taught me to do your due diligence by anything you do I tell that to if you're going to be a hustler if you're going to be a con honors you're going to be a husband you're going to be a businessman you do research entertainment really is not made for Afro-American

Spanish, Cuban people to be on TV why? Because we don't own the playing field let me explain to what I mean See that's not the field we own but we run basketball We run football But the Jews and the white people run TV And this is the reason why you only see Five people in every fucking movie that you see

Now, don't you think Sam New Jackson It's from Capital One commercials To every fucking movie in the world You don't think of nobody You don't think you could give that to somebody else And not take it any way from him It's just that what white America sees Is he's the only black person

That we're going to give a shot to And that's the reason why you understand So I always tell people Get an education, get a skill And learn how to take care of your family You know, if you are entertaining of a family to me that's really a bad thing to do

the reason why it's a bad thing to do because anytime you're on your square you should never be in a relationship you should always be in a situation where you have nothing to distract you no emotion that will make you make a decision that you can't follow your dream

and this is the purpose of sticking your dick in a woman you have to understand the consequences that once you get an erection and there's something else that you want what's more important you know what's saying Because everybody would like to have money, and you ain't got to be rich, but I want y'all to make money, you know, whether you get in $20,000 a month, $10,000 a month, learn how to save your money.

If you got $500 in the bank last year, you should have $1,000 in the bank this year. You understand, and that's what I want for people, and you've got to understand, do your due diligence? And that's why I was talked about hustlers back in the day. No one should go to jail the day because you have so many examples of what not to do. you have the Junior Mafia, you got BMF, you got everybody... Talk about that. Junior Mafia, that's your family. That's my family, yeah.

Yeah, break that down. Well, James Cole is my cousin. And back in the day when I was in college, I was what you call the navigator. I was the guy who threw people in and got people out. Because back then, they didn't have what they have now. You can walk on a plane with five keys on you. And nobody was going to pat you down. Nothing was going to happen.

Oh, it was like that. We talked about the 80s, early 90s. You know, so when technology started changing, everything went down, and you just couldn't get through the airports no more. So back in the day, they always say don't talk on the phone. And there's one particular day. This is when all of us, my other connect was a burnout. So, you know, we used to do the burnout thing. So we take people's phone numbers, sell them in the streets, and make thousands of dollars on that.

But just one particular day, the feds bugged our phones. And 90% of our whole organization got locked up. And on that particular day, I think I was in school, so I wasn't on the phone at that time. But everybody else got locked up. And that's how I went down. Make some noise from the niggins to be obvious. Goddell.

You've really been through a lot of shit. I've been through a lot of shit, yo. Here is another crazy story nobody don't know. I'll just one more thing. Please give us this. This is gonna fuck everybody out. Give it to it.

I was one of the founders of Scientology. What? No way. What's the fuck out of you? True story, y'all. In 1982, in Santa Rosa, California.

To this day, to this day, they still call me because I'm like a god to them. What? To Scientology today. To Scientology. So how did you found it?

See, when I was in Santa Rosa, California, ran into some people at the library and they was Ron El Hubbard and all them so I gave my little advice and all that type of shit to what they should do but as

anything I do I introduce people together and then I move on you know so it's just a phenomenal thing and to you know what this is one of things for Scientology you have to make a phone call and I want to put this

guy he's been trying to get me on the phone This is the Scientology guy? This is the Scientology? Yeah, we're going to make this shit insane. All right, let's get Scientology on the movie. Let's see, we can get this right. Yo, I know that fucking guy's hate shit, watch. He's Asian.

Let's pick some fucking cithole. He's just that. What the fuck was that the job? Oh, damn. Damn, he's fucking white. Yeah, this part's way too much. Fuck. You guys are crazy.

Go to the wild. Give me a second. This is about to get in the wild. It's going to change the world right here. Make sure y'all put this month up about to take. Yeah, look. Color is good. Oh, he did it, man.

Drink in sports, baby. Oh, shit. He was right about basketball. He was right about basketball. Yeah, I heard your picks was right. True? No, he's in some things. He said the calves.

Hey! Oh, boy. My wife like shut the fuck up. No. Baby sleeping. No, no, no. We got TK. We got TK.

We got TK. We got TK. TK.K. He already, um, he said he comes with Drink Chants Network. He's going to leave loud speaker. But, you know, we're going to cut you in, Charlemagne. Oh, where? That's what's up. My nigger. I'm my nigga. He wrote with us. You heard that, T.K.? He's just being nice. He knew I'll fuck me. That's my nigger. Yeah.

Everybody, at one, he, we all leave. That's right. That's right. He always been like to do. You know, we're the black and Luminati, right? That's it. That's it. We're the black of the room line. Don't forget the Cubans, bro.

You're black, too. Exactly. Me, you, EFN. Tagstone. Tax Stone. TK. Kirkland. We kicked, we kicked, um,

B.D. Mike come in. But, um, we kick in Elliott out. Because, let them bring him, let him, man.

If B. DiD. Sacrifice Elliot did he? B. B.D. Sacrifice Elliot. It's a terrible accident. It's a terrible accident.

happen to Elliott. Oh, no. Oh, no. You're five, bro. 2016 might take you serious. All right. You got a few more days left. I know.

Very soon, something going to happen. Yeah, that's the wrong year to be saying that shit. Yeah. I don't know. I got nothing to do with the same. I ain't never seen nothing like this in 2016. Like the Trump years? Hold on.

Look, look, look. Let's Charlemagne. Say that one more time? Elliot's going to wake up dogskin. That's sweaty itself. He's going to be the opposite of Vibb cartel. A Vibai's cartel? Yeah, Vives Cartel woke up light skin.

He'll get him going to work up T. Kirkland. Yeah, you sound saucy. We saucing them off. Yo, Salomey, I'm trying to get him to do push-ups. This niggins' chest is on his stomach. that's why he leans over like if people think it's a gangster war the nigger got titty

him yeah I saw like 300 calling a cigarette I said Yonori taking it back to 98 It's It was TK give me his commissary

TK gave me his commissary See nobody laugh Right Because they know it was not true No, no, they know that And that jailed niggas. Right, that's true Yeah, no, guys, we knew it was jailed. No, you didn't know.

All right? No, fuck I knew you there. Oh, yeah? He's got your third time. Don't front of your prostate cancer, man. Let's go. Let's go for it, brother. I don't want to go with you.

I don't want to go toe to toe. Let's go show, my bad. No. We're taking one more shot. No, Nore. TK, you can't do it. You can't do it. No, he said he can't.

You stole Pop Daddy per car. I did steal the crazy. the car. And you can't let him out. How many bracelets you have on? No, I, because I'm broke. I'm broke. I'm fucked. I'm fucked, Tika. Can I hold some. Nick, do you have four bracelets? I got, I got four, um, I don't even know, they're not four bracelets. They're called rubber rings. Them niggas is bracelets. I'm from old school. Them bracelets, nigga. I'm poor as hell. You're not poor. You got your life. You got a beautiful wife. You got a show. You got a show.

You got people who believe in you You got kids That you don't pay Once a week Once a week They hear every day They hear every day They hear once a week

They hear me for you He said once a week Every day They can hear They can hear where you get here I'll just take a shot No Don't we're trying to trick me

I'm done with the alcohol I got my gifts, nigga look at this I feel like I got in a war I got a fine wife I finally met my wife here oh niggins The young lady

I got everything here, y'all Come here, go here, go ahead, go ahead We never officially gave you that No, what, you didn't give me what? No, you gave it something about an hour ago No, look at you wife Look at you a wife, look at you a minute Hold on, what's what...

You can't get rumors like this. Yeah, we start a rumor. It's okay, baby. You can never get a woman like that. It's never a rumor until we have a conversation. Mm. Mm. You know?

Green hair. Don't care. Yeah. We believe in being positive. That's all. Be positive. Yes, ma'am. You know, I'm truly interested.

After you grabbed it like that, it's definitely your bar. No, you said that at our other. Oh, sure. Yeah, this is mine. Phonest it The way you held It's yours I can't touch it after that

Wow Wow, it's gone Whoa I just need Somebody get a marker Because I need them to sign it Yeah, I'm gonna sign I need you, I gotta sign it fam

All right Put the tea to the motherfucker K, the date All right I'm a graffiti artist Okay Don't drop the bottom, Doris. You got weak wrist.

I'm Puerto Rican. Okay. But I might not put the date and all that shit. Right. I'm looking for it for it. Do you know what the date is? I just sign it. I just want to do it.

Okay. You don't know what the date is. I'm not believing. And aren't you left-handed? No, I'm abettestuous. Okay. At least you can say it. I can't say the word.

All right, give it the EF, man. Look, but my shit, my shit's shining, though. Look, are you going to take that back on the flight with you? Oh, no, I got my way of getting to the house. All right, yeah. We know your criminal. We know your criminal. You don't rob Puff Daly, Mike Tyson, and Shook Night.

What's up with you and Mike Tyson? Me, Mike are good friends. You robbed him too? I ain't never robbed Mike. Why? No, it ain't enough. That shit ain't never. But Mike, my nigga though

Mike used to come pick me up in that fucking Lambo had the doors pop up It was, as a matter of fact The night that Mike came to pick me I'll never get it was me, Mike Haitian Jack Going to Madonna's house

Oh Yep, back in the day You know, when I hear my story When I hear people When I'm talking I'm so thankful You said some real gangster shit Yeah I'm so thankful that

The life that I've had You know you don't think about until you You can actually hear it But it's been one great Motherfucking journey Great fucking journey And you've seen Madonna Yeah Madonna cool person

Yeah And she has spread eagle No I don't know what happened In another room But The way you said People

But she was fucking Oh Madonna was fucking back in the day. Oh, she's just cocking. Yeah, she definitely was fucking. Tupac. Tupac, everybody. Big Daddy K. was the first one.

Yeah, big daddy, see, when men meet certain girls, niggas don't know how to pull them and make them queens. You know, that's why I almost came out of retirement. Give me example, Kanye West with the home girl that fuck Wiz Khalif. What's the name?

Carthage. Oh, Amaro. Amaro. See, there's a lot of cute girls on the market, right? Right. So men, young, men who meet these beautiful girls don't have the experience to make them better

ladies. See, a man makes a woman who's already great a better woman, right? You know what I'm saying? Because I always tell men, knowledge is a lot longer and thicker than dick. So when you teach a woman the knowledge about herself, knowledge about being a better woman,

the sky's the motherfucker limit. And that's why the Who Raised You thing is just so phenomenal because as East City that go through, I drop knowledge on them to even if I just get one person because I got men who hit me in my DM don't even know how to talk to a female

they're like oh TK can you teach me how to say X Y and Z to so and so I want to fuck a girl how do I go about and I'm reading this and I'm like what the fuck has happened to the world like who raise these niggies yo motherfucking playing the Tindle games

when we were doing we chased women I've been chasing women since I was a motherfucker in 11 years old eating pussy behind the church at 11 years old that's why I'm a pussyologist There's only two of us in the world I'm the only one died last year

I'm only one alive Yeah You're dropping some jewels man Hey yo big big guy I feel like it's you Just a idiot Cheegie Yeah everybody's on

That's why that's a little conversation That's gonna be so blessed Yo I'm gonna be honest Yeah, that's a blessing. We don't give those the gas. I know, fam. We're giving it to you.

It's brand new. Yeah, I really appreciate that. You know you didn't, you really talk about I could have two. No, definitely. I didn't even say you got one, but you took your way out and they told me the gangster of comedy, and we love you for that. Norie, I want to thank you. We love you for being a real person from the very moment we met you, came in a counter to it with you. with you. Yes, sir.

We never researched anything that was fraudulent. Right. And we want you to know that you have a platform to come here and continue. I'm going to come twice a year. And you can also drink your... Yeah, you have to drink. That's champagne. Listen to me, guys. I told you

that this on the air is cool. Listen, I think all the alcohol and the gifts is beautiful. But that's champagne. Come on. You know, no, no. That's wine. One thing I want to share with you guys, I'm 50-some years old, and everybody knows it's not secret. And when you get a certain age, acid reflex kicks in. On 55.

He 55. He 55. Look at them all the other than you. Show me your ID. Are you really? Are you really? Are you really? Are you really?

Show me ID. Oh, hey. Oh, hey, sonny, sunny, sunny, sunny, sunny. Not that idea. Not that ID. No, no, no, no, sunny, sunny. Are you 68? A-A-A-A-R-B.

A-A-R-E. He ain't 68. Because he got all his teeth and they're strong. Let's say, show up, show up, look, lady 68. That's nasty. That's nasty. That would show me that shit again. I would stab your ass right as we speak.

That nigga did because he did it like this. Like I was going to like, ooh the nigger. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, shit. You see it. Yeah, I'm gonna send y'all some chairs. No, we need it. We need this.

The champagne costs more than the chair. Oh, shit. How'd your upper body gonna be small? And you're that kind of juicy around. Get going, set up. I can't get it back. You know what I have? You know what I am?

I'm unembarrassable. No, you're lovable, homie. You can't, you can't embarrass you. You know, you're smooth. You know, hold on, niggas broke out. Why ain't niggas bring out another one of these? Come on. That's what we need, you know.

Another one of these. Because we get TK to fuck fucked up. That's what the fuck we do it. And look, and look, and he ain't drinking his champagne. You got to drink his champagne. I know I got to get back to where I gotta go. Thank you to you. Because I catch the DUI.

No, no, no, no, don't speak about it. We got another cold. Let me see that one. I'm taking this one too. No. Hey guys, please don't drop my bottle. Okay. Yeah, he's drunk.

Give his body. Yeah. That's his body. No. That's it. Never been number. Only certain guests get this. Make sure we get this on tape.

No, no, no, no. Only certain guests. Can we get this on tape? Listen to me, you've got to be a certain special motherfucker to walk away one in the ball. In Wargreen, 2999. We was in a store, $1,780. In the club? Oh, nigger.

Probably 3,000. That's a night. Yeah. How much it would go for in a club? 9,000. About 10,000. About 10,000. I'm old.

I don't know. 20. What? get this on. Drink Chance, my first time on legendary, Noor. And some nigga he's sitting across from. EFM. EFM.

EFM. Smoking up, nigger. Yeah. Stylish. Yes. Talks out of turn. Me too, but he's cool than the motherfucker.

Yes, he is. And his little arms look like the elastic guy on his incredible. That's right. Let's make some goddamn noise. Hey there, Dr. Jesse Mills here. I'm the director of the men's clinic at UCLA,

and I want to tell you about my new podcast called The Mail Room. And I'm Jordan, the show's producer. And like most guys, I haven't been to the doctor in way too long. I'll be asking the questions we probably should be asking, but aren't. Every week, we're breaking down the world of men's health from testosterone and fitness to diets and fertility. We'll talk science without the jargon and get your real answers to the stuff you actually wonder about.

So check out the Mailroom on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your favorite shows. On an all-new episode of IHeartRadios Las Culturistas, actress and director, Brittany Snow, opens up about challenging age bias. Hollywood wants to kind of disregard women after the age of 32. And she reflects on the responsibility of inspiring other women. You sharing your story might just be really small to you, but it might be the story that someone needs to feel like there's hope.

Open your free IHeart Radio app. Search Las Culturistas. Listen to the full podcast now. Have you ever listened to those true crime shows and found yourself with more questions than answers? Who catfishes a city? Is it even safe to snort human remains? Is that the plot of footloos? I'm comedian Rory Scoville, and I'm here to tell you, Josh Dean and I have a new podcast that celebrates the amazing creativity of the world's dumbest criminals. It's called Crimeless, a true crime comedy podcast. Listen on the IHeart Radio, app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

What were some of the memories from your U.S.O. tours? That nobody knew who I was, and they were like, why do we have to say hello to this guy? Recently on the Good Stuff podcast, we sat down with our friend Bradley Cooper to talk about his deep friendship with host Jacob. He was there when I found out that I was going to have a baby. And how they've been there for each other through the hard times. And I was able to sort of walk Jacob through some stuff. I leaned on you real heavy. I think times that you knew and times you didn't know.

listen to the Good Stuff Podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What up, y'all? It's your boy, Kevin on stage. I want to tell you about my new podcast called Not My Best Moment, where I talk to artists, athletes, entertainers, creators, friends, people I admire who had massive success about their massive failures. What did they mess up on? What is their heartbreak?

And what did they learn from it? I got judged horribly. The judges were like, you're trash. I don't know how you got on the show. Check out Not My Best Moment with me kept on stage on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is an IHeart podcast, guaranteed human.