DRINNIES - Alleine beim Spaghetti Festival

Episode Date: December 9, 2024

Packt euer Wurfzelt für das Spaghetti-Festival ein, jetzt geht‘s nochmal richtig rund: Ein toter Vermieter, zwei kaputte Rauchmelder und das zweite Bezahlterminal bei Aldi sind die Stars der heutigen Folge. Außerdem: Die Ode an das Einzelbetten-Zimmer. Da bleibt kein Auge trocken!Besuche Giulia und Chris auf Instagram: @giuliabeckerdasoriginal und @chris.sommerHier findest du alle Infos und Rabatte unserer Werbepartner: linktr.ee/drinnies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Advertising. End. Drinnies, the podcast from the comfort zone. December, December, you are worse than November. This is my poem for the end of the year. Chris, how do you like it? Good. House, mouse, November, December. House, mouse, Klaus, Klaus, mine, mouse, small. Yes, the gag from Olli Dietrich. Yes, exactly.

We hope you're doing well, and if not, it's okay. It's December after all, so everything's possible. The mood is from top to bottom, no limits. Chris, how are you? I'm fine. It's time again when you get the Facebook requests about whether you're going home over Christmas and whether you'll meet at the 31st or the 1st or the 29th

at the Shamrock Irish Pub meets or when Gaudi Max... You mean the old classmates who ask questions. Who are all very curious how you've spent the last 10 years. I have to be honest, I've never been asked such a question. I'm not quite sure what that means. I don't know if that really speaks for you or against you, Chris.

Both. For me, in my opinion that really speaks for you or against you, Chris. Both. For me, in my opinion, it speaks for me. Because I'm not annoyed with it. I would say no anyway or ignore it. I've heard that my level has been meeting every year since my graduation in 2011. I wasn't there once. But let me guess, they actually always meet like this.

So coincidentally in the City Gallery, coincidentally on the market, by chance on the gas station. They always know everything about each other anyway. And then they meet again around the old times. Do you say that? Yes, I think so. But of course I don't want to lose a bad word. Everyone does what he likes.

Yes, of course. And what annoys me a bit is in December, that then employers have the feeling that that certain projects need to be completed, that they need to be completed. And I understand that when it comes to taxes and balance and money, because of the year of the bill, things need to be done. But sometimes it's just about, can you please send us this PDF at the latest on December 18th until 11.30?

We really need it. We'll read it first on January 23rd latest, and send it to us by 11.30. We really need it. We'll read it first on January 23rd, but please send it to us. Because then the world explodes. Exactly. At the end of December, the universe explodes. And because now, at the end of the year,

people think you have to bring things to a close. But I want to proclaim, December is a simple month, like any other. Right. It's like March, like June. What are other regular months? April. October, for example.

In October it doesn't matter if you give it up on October 27th or November 4th. Or on the 31st you give it up in a disguise. Exactly. It doesn't matter. And I want to proclaim that now. December is in my opinion, I say it out loud so that I can believe it for myself.

You do that sometimes too, speak out loud so that you have the feeling that what you think is the truth. December is a normal month for everyone. I hope that I believe it and that I am not pulled in too deep by this stress. But it's really unbelievable how many projects and things you're suddenly confronted with. Where I think, that could have been said to me in October, September, August. But in December people suddenly realize, oh, that has to be done too. Well, other people also tolerate things.

And that sometimes falls back on one. I'm saying, for a podcast it's important, I've learned now, at Rute Raus, the fun fun begins with my favorite NDR magazine, the angler doku format, which I really like to watch. I've learned that anglers are superstars. You should never take a banana with you to fish, otherwise you won't catch anything. Never take a banana with you to the boat, to the sea, because otherwise you won't catch anything.

And I think we should also be careful about that. Don't take a banana with you, or maybe just something else than a banana. That's why we always jump around fish when I walk around the area. Because you rarely have a banana with you. Because I never have a banana with me. I do everything right in life. Maybe we need something like that, a little superstition, that we can hold on to it, that we can hold on to something,

something that can hold us back, that can bring us through these times to the podcast. Can you actually start a belief yourself? I think you just say that at some point you will believe it yourself. I mean, that's what belief is all about, right? Someone starts and then others continue to tell it, like the Bible. Yes, exactly. And in the end it's completely escalated.

Yes, the Bible was also created from many different sources. Many people have edited it at different times, In the end, it's completely escalated. The Bible was also created from many different sources. Many people have edited it at different times, written it. It's actually like a Google Doc document with a lot of comments where you don't look at it once and then suddenly there are four people who have nothing to say about this document. Suddenly write suggestions how a gag becomes even funnier. It's actually like a hermetic dough.

The Bible was actually the first hermetic dough that was passed down for centuries. And the bread that comes out at the end has nothing to do with the original hermetic dough. Yes, you can taste one and not the other. That's the way it is. Some get stung. Yes. Well, we don't have a podcast now, protection saint, protection patron. When fishing, you say Petri, Petri Hall, they say, Petri Dank. When you've caught something, we need that too. We also need a protection saint who helps us through difficult times,

who makes us believe in ourselves. The podcast protection saint. Yes. What is it? Markus Lanz, St. Markus, Markus Heil, Markus Dank. No, please not Markus Lanz. I really have an overkill of him. No, awesome guy. I like his V-sets. Awesome guy. Mega well-tra-sides. Awesome guy.

Super well-trained. Awesome. Just awesome. Wasn't he actually in the arctic with Joey Kelly? Yes. I told you that. I saw a video of Joey Kelly. He does it completely on YouTube, has changed his seat. I'm kind of gifting him. And he told me that he walked around with Markus Lanz at minus 40 degrees in the South Pole about 10, 15 years ago. And that was the hardest thing Joey Kelly has ever experienced in his life.

Even harder than the street music in Aachen and Cologne together. I'm totally bored when men over 40 start to put themselves in extreme situations. But I found this documentary or this video interesting that they said it was so cold and they then slept with a tent in the middle of the bar cold ice landscape at night. And they had to go to the toilet. And in the first night they tried to build a wall out of snow to build their business in private space.

And they quickly realized that it was too exhausting, it's minus 40 degrees, we can't do that at all, And we immediately decided, okay, it's no use if you have to go to the bathroom, just get out of the tent, shit right behind the tent. St. Mark's. They all agreed on that. And Markus Lanz just shitted behind the tent. And that's what I always think when I look at Markus Lanz, how he scratches behind the tent with his Italian leather boots

and puts his pants down and probably freezes his earlobe at minus 40 degrees. In South Tyrol it's not much different. With his mama. But I'll be honest, if men over 40 say, instead of therapy I go to South Pole at minus 40 degrees, I'll say, well, then there are more therapy places for us here.

If you're there and I'm here, it's okay for me. Well, good. St. Mark is not. St. Mark is healed, St. Mark is thanked. No, St. Mark is healed, St. Mark is thanked. Although, St. Mark is thanked day sounds like German holiday. There are still some gaps in the calendar where we urgently need a holiday. There are also such holidays, they are not celebrated in Germany.

Why not more? Also just holiday days, have more free time. But only the people who get so hot on the day are free. Yes, exactly. So all Martins have St. Martin's free and they all go to the city and when they go to the city, there are only Martins. Yes, or vice versa, all others are free. Only the Martins have to work. Wait a minute.

Then I would always be free. Because I would only have to work on one day. Right, and I like that concept. Brilliant. But if all Martins had to work on one day. Right, and I like that concept. But if all Martins had to work, then the German economy would still be booming. Because everyone in the board is called Martin. Thomas and Martin. Thomas, Michael and Martin. Shit, shit, shit.

Now we have Thomas Day today. Fuck. There are still 11 in our 12-headed board. It's not that bad. One is missing today. No. I also learned that I have to work a little less in the supermarket with Aldi. I have an end of the week. And in the Aldi where I always go, there is a new cash system, which is my end of the week.

A new cash system at Aldi is my end of the week. Because at Aldi it is so... First differentiate, Chris. Ald newest system at Aldi is my weekly. Because at Aldi it's like this... First of all, differentiate, Chris. Aldi North or Aldi South? Aldi South. Aldi North is not even there. It's a mystery. I've never seen it.

I have that in my victory country. No idea what people have. I've never seen it. I've never been in it. I don't know what it is. So Aldi South, the newest system. In the branch where I always go. So far it was like this.

Only this short, hammered stainless steel board where the things are put down until they fall down shortly before. Especially where you have to pack everything yourself very quickly. That's very short for Aldi. Exactly. Ultra-stress, brutal. I really had to be very careful every time that I have the vegetables and the rolls at the very back, that I still have some time to do that. And now it's like this.

First of all, they have the packaging board, I'd say, the starting point for the whole article, they have extended it like in other supermarkets, namely with a hinge board that can be flipped over, can be folded over, if the one person is not finished yet, with packing, then it can be folded over. That's what happens in a lot of supermarkets. But not only that is my end of the week,

but that they also have two payment terminals, as they say in the professional language, installed for the left and right section. That means, from the point when the articles were pulled over the light scanner, over the beeper, I'm packing in the back and I'm actually alone with me and the articles. I have quite a lot of time, feel relatively free,

I just have to call at the end of packing, please with a card. And then I'm at the end of the cashier at this packing station and pay directly at my own cashier and leave. And you don't have to walk to the cashier anymore, but you can just stand there? Right, exactly. Not walk And you don't have to walk to the cashier anymore, you can just stand there. Right, exactly. Not walk in and then have to estimate, have I already packed enough products

that I can get through quickly enough after paying with the cashier free, so the next one can come, or is there still too much? So a smooth run-off, the operational runs-offs are smeared, oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oiled, everything oileded, oiled, everything. One more service desert says, you know what it is for me? Service oasis Germany. That's just the heaven on earth.

I'm aware, I take a bit more work from others, but they can concentrate on pulling things over the scanner as quickly as possible without compromise. Because the cashiers are paid after that, I learned. How quickly they pull something over. If they're too slow, they get scolded. That's shit, that's shit. That's shit for everyone. But at least that way they're not in a hurry.

So they're not paid after how fast they are, but they're scolded if they're too slow. They're under pressure, yes. Okay, so then it's great, because now they can pull over mercilessly. I'm downstairs, the purchases are flying towards me. You have the open pocket so wide that everything just flies in. Exactly, I'm wiggling with my prepaid credit card,

where I hope I've loaded enough. You have the fast skater's shoe on with the rollers under it that you fold out. When I'm done with the purchases, I turn around 45 degrees and drive away. One heel bent, purchase left, purchase right. Then you just have to say the steps, Chris. And I really have to say thank you to Aldi, thank you to the Aldi brothers. No advertising.

There are many things I don't like about Aldi. There are also the Lidl sisters, but thank you to the Aldi brothers. And honestly, Chris, I would so much like to know the secret how they got it. I would like to take one of the Aldi brothers and distract him. Do you think that's a good idea? No, I don't think it's good. Because then I have a ban on horses and I can't go there anymore.

Because what I like now is that when I pack in there, I still have a bit of time to think. To get rid of it, to think at least. To give an explanation. To take a picture of me. What do I have there? What do I pack in there? To really inhale the atmosphere. Is the food pyramid right or wrong? Exactly, and when I put in the tree-cake-spinners,

the drillings, the clementines, everything, then I thought, if I would now give up on these things, if I say, now I'm doing a hardcore diet, I'm only eating high broccoli. To be exact, going on a diet like that is just eating ghosting. I had this thought, you ignore it, you suppress it, you say, no, I'm not answering that, I'm not showing any reaction. Unadulterated fatty acids, gas-inducing. Right. You just say, you're dead to me, you sometimes see my WhatsApp status, you don't interest me anymore, I threw you away, used you and threw you away, and left you.

Yeah, eating ghosts is a good description for diet. But Chris, I'm a lot on reading trips, I've mentioned it before, and I'm in a lot of hotels, I'm in the world of fun, I'm cosmopolitan. Crazy. And I always come back to a hotel, and I brought an introvert tip from my rich experience of traveling.

That's why I want to ask you to play the trailer. Very welcome. Introvert tip My introvert tip is for all people who have already arrived in the destination city and would like to rent a hotel room. The check-in is usually only from, I don't know, 15, 16 o'clock. The big problem is that you book a train early in the morning because it's cheaper.

Then you're already at half past nine in Amsterdam. But you can't hand over the suitcase yet. You can't go into the room yet. You can't sleep again because you got up at 3 o'clock in the morning. Because check-in is only in the afternoon. You can even hand to bed yet, you can't even sleep again because you got up at 3 a.m. because check-in is only in the afternoon. You can even give up the suitcase, but you don't want to go on a journey in your strange,

smug, tired outfit and start exploring the city. You don't want to. That's a big mistake. I've already experienced it a dozen times on my own. I think, okay, I'm in town for two nights, but I can arrive early on the first day, so I'm there at 8.30 in the morning and have a six-hour train ride behind me.

I got up at 2.30 in the morning and I still have a lot of energy. No, you arrive and you're dead tired. You just want to sleep. And I think that's a fundamental problem in the hospitality industry. I think a hotel room should be available to the guest for 24 hours. Exactly 24 hours, not a minute.

Yes. I know there are problems with cleaning, but you could get rid of that by saying 24 hours guest, 24 hours cleaning. Yes, good. 24 hours guest, 24 hours cleaning cleaning. The hotels would be happy with that. Yes, and the cleaning staff could take their time, everyone just one room.

Yes. And then 24 hours of time, you can decide for yourself how many hours you come and go. You have 24 hours to clean the room. Maybe turn on the TV in between, take a short half hour break and see how you get out of this hotel menu on TV. And then you just end up at AD1,

then there's Arte. And Al Jazeera. Right. But honestly, it's enough. It's enough. And my point of criticism is that I hate it when I arrive and I'm ready to shower, wash my hair, change clothes, take off my stinky socks.

And then I'm told, your room is unfortunately not ready yet. And that's a blow to my face, I have to be honest. I need my retreat place, I need the bed where I sit on it. And then I can't go into the room. And I know the room is so close and yet so far away. Also experienced that I just tried, like at 13 o'clock, which is a bit early, but theoretically possible, to check in.

And then it said, yes, your rooms are not ready yet, in three hours it would be ready, but you can take a place in the lobby. Three hours in the lobby. You can now hear this Café Del Mar music a little too loud for three hours and with two-stage voters, with two receptionist things, you can work a little bit if you want.

And drink a cappuccino for 12 euros. Yes, it's totally tempting, but thanks. And anyway, I brought a tip. I was in Frankfurt and I was in a hotel and I wanted to check in, but it was only 11 a.m. And I thought again, maybe today is the day where the miracle happens. The room was not moved beforehand, it's ready, I can go into the room early.

And I go to the reception and say, hello, I'd like to check in. And they look at the system, which room I have, and they say, you already know that the check-in is actually only at 3 p.m. And I say, yes, I know, I'm sorry, I was there earlier. A little grudge, morally justified. Yes, exactly, first I was grudged. And then she said, but I can see right now, I was there earlier. A little ruckus. Morally justified. First I was rucked, and then she said, but I can see, the room is done. And now you're asking yourself, Christi,

how is that possible? How is that possible? At 11 o'clock? I can tell you. I didn't book a room with a king-size or queen-size bed. You have a double bed? Two single beds. Ah. And I'll tell you what, that's my personal perception, it's not empirically proven, but I'll tell you what, they'll... That's my personal perception, it's not empirically proven, right?

But I'll tell you what my feeling is, that rooms with two single beds are much less booked than with a double bed. Yes. They're still left, and then they've never slept in them for two or three days, so that's why it's already ready. That's what I see with bookings, mostly what's left, because people who travel in pairs often have couples or close friends and they often have a double bed.

Maybe there are more rooms like this with a double bed. Yes. With colleagues you don't usually sleep in one room, in two single beds. Not even in one city. Yes, exactly. So yes, that's right. We don't know, of course, we can't prove it statistically. But it's just my feeling.

But it's just my feeling today. The disadvantage was that I always fell out of bed from left to right. Because it was 60 cm wide. Yes, well, you can put the beds together, but then you see that the time to clean is often not enough. Yes, you don't want that. In the truest sense of the word, you don't want to throw up dust in the hotel room. Right. And that happens all the time when you start

to dry the furniture. I have close relatives who have worked in the guest house for a long time. I know how high the pressure is and how shitty the working conditions are. So I don't look under the bed out of respect, because I know how much stress they have. The Romans do their thing, I do mine.

Right. But really cool. So for travelers individually or or as a couple. Unless you're a couple and can't do it without each other. Which I want to ask a big question. Who can't fall asleep without body contact? That's another topic. That's my intro tip if you want to check in earlier.

Book an ice room. Ice rooms are awesome! But it's a good tip. And I've already explained, Metallica, this thrash metal heavy metal band, they're superstars. They're a band, but they're also a GmbH. They travel from all over Europe, individually. They do a tour in Europe.

They do a lot of things like that. Beyoncé too. They do two to three gigs per week, and in between they do it free. They have their apartment, is maybe also on the yacht in the Mediterranean Sea. And that's how Metallica does it too. They travel with private jets from all over Europe, for example when they play in Hamburg. One is in Italy, the other is in England, one is in South France.

Yeah. And what I've seen, they're giving each other, right? You have to be able to hear. What I've seen in a live video, these are really tough guys. The singer James Hedfield, really tattooed, brutal guy. He's older, you can tell, they have to watch how they can do a 2.5 hour gig.

But now I saw something that I find so metal. It's not possible anymore. They have fixed-installed bag-towel boxes. Kleenex-boxes on stage. On stage. So you can put down a great guitar solo and then quickly clean your nose. But that's sweet. I mean, they're not getting any younger. You have to do that from time to time.

Yes, I don't know. With some of them, there's not much left of the nose-wrenching wall. Maybe that's the problem. I've heard that the drummer... What's his name? Jan Ulrich? No, no. Louis Armstrong. Wait a second. He was on the moon with the trumpet. With the bike, right?

Yes, exactly. Okay, so he's Dan and... I heard that he has a big Metallica fan, like Bogeyberg, that his name is Jan Lars Ulrich. Yes. When he goes back to Denmark, to his family and stuff, that there's this basic principle in Denmark,

you can't think of anything better. And that applies to all people in Denmark. We're all the same. And when you come to Denmark as a superstar, who he is, you have to visit everyone. Not just the family, all friends, all relatives, all acquaintances.

You have to visit everyone, because otherwise it means he's holding on to something better. And that's very stressful for him, because he always has to visit everyone. Do you think that's the reason why he doesn't live in Denmark anymore? Probably that's why the Kleenex boxes are on stage, because he gets stuck everywhere. Especially now, during the heating period, he goes to his relatives, shakes hands, kisses left, kisses right,

hugs, yes, aunt Erika, I missed you too. No, I'm nothing better than aunt Erika. Your cookies are the best. So, and then it's just like that, you got stuck, and then you have to play the bridge with double bass drum and then just sniff your nose. That's how it is. I think the towels are for his drum kit. The drum kit will cry when he plays it.

No, but I think, I really thought about it. They don't go to the knees and sniff their noses. Maybe it's to wipe off the guitar board, you know? Because when you sweat or it rains. That could be an explanation. But I think that they all a little bit sometimes, maybe also allergic, you know? pollen fly and then sometimes a little bit in the eyes.

Do you think the singer from Metallica, the C.T.R.E.Z.IN? Oh, I think he knows a lot of other things. Hopla, hopla. Well, now we've talked about that. That's nice. My introvertip is over and I want to go over it without a clue. Chris, I don't only have an introvertip with me. No, my pockets are full today.

I also have a drinzider for you. Show me your pockets. Show them. Show them. How full are they? I'll turn them to the left. Dismiss. Drenner ab! and answer the questions you send us at info at drinnis.de regarding Drinsider. In this section, countless messages are sent every day.

It's difficult to keep track of them, but today I have a real pearl with me. And it's from Easy. Easy asks, dear Julia, dear Chris, I hope you can help me with the following problem. A while ago, two smokers in our rental apartment gave up their spirits for a short time. Unfortunately, it is smokers with whom you can't just change the batteries, but have to buy completely new ones at a not so cheap price.

Of course, I didn't write a message to the landlord directly and wanted to ask for a replacement as long as possible. When I was almost mentally ready to contact him I got an email from the son of our landlord who told us that his father had died unexpectedly and the family is now in deep sorrow. To my question

how do I solve the problem of smoke mail? Do I write a nice apology and at the end a PS? By the way, do we need two new smoke detectors? Or how much time do you have to let the two messages pass so that it doesn't seem impolite? I don't want to bother the family in their grief with such meaningless things.

On the other hand, I'm a swab and would unpleasantly bear the costs for the new smoke detectors, because they are not cheap. How necessary are smoke alarms in the apartment? Do you think it's noticeable if you miss two or all of them on your trip, if the others don't work anymore? I hope you can help me and have a friendly advice for me. Greetings from Cologne, easy.

I'm going to the other one right. Here it's about either spending 10 10 euros to spend or the feelings to hurt others I just googled parallel smoke mail there is from 5 euros price up of course open but many from also around 20 euros You can have 10 euros or not have it is so of course but first I want to send it all the way Smoke mail is important yes you can not do without it easy Rauchmelder sind wichtig, ja. Da kannst du nicht drauf verzichten. Auch vor allem sag ich das, weil ich mich nicht mit der Rettungsgassenbubble anlegen will.

Die jetzt sicherlich ausflippen, wenn ich sagen würde, Rauchmelder sind egal. Zur Rettungsgassenbubble gehören auch die freiwilligen Feuerwehrbubble. Die verstehen gar keinen Spaß. Rauchmelder ist wichtig. Da haben wir schon die Finger verbrannt, und ich sag mal so, die haben es nicht gelöscht. Rauchmelder sind wichtig, bitte besorg dir Rauchmelder. I burn my fingers and I say, they didn't extinguish it. Smokers are important, please get smokers. Now the question is, how do you get the 10 euros?

Maybe you could combine the confession of pity and the question of smokers a little more charmingly. Maybe they would directly design the grief map themselves, with a smoker on it. and then they just put the mourning card on top of it and then they say, sorry for your loss, how do you say, my apology for your loss, we also have a loss to report, we're missing two smoke detectors. Say loss, that sounds like a defeat. I think that's a bad translation of mine. But you know what I mean, right?

So maybe just the smoke detector and then... Another loophole, maybe? A hearty apology. We have a loss to report. I would really send contradictory messages. First of all, a card, everything together. A card, apology, what must be, formally, nice, decent. Then the smoke detector as a kind of gift,

with a loop around it, but also a message box. So thank you, Shih. So contradictory messages to make a complete mess. A mess and maybe a little philosophical meeting. That people can't really blame you. Because you've already thought of something. For example, life is like a smoke detector. With the black and white photo of the smoke detector.

Life is like a smoke detector. Only when it white photo of the smoke detector. Life is like a smoke detector. Only when it beeps, you realize it's over soon. What? Now it's getting cynical. I mean, someone really died. But you just have to say, the rental-to-rental relationship is something business. Totally. Of course, there is a timeout on one side,

but on the other side there is someone who is simply delivered to the landlord. I think what would be much too easy is to just ask and then ask again, maybe in a month. That would be too easy. What would be too easy to offer in a month, I can get the smoke detector and then give you the bill,

would be too easy. I would just put a fire in the apartment and say, so, there you have the salad. I mean, the person, I mean, he's not doing well, but he also had a house in his house. You have to say that. Yes, good, that's true. We don't know, we haven't seen the will.

We have no insight into the books. Exactly, so we're guaranteed insight into the books, then we can answer the question here legally. We are absolutely trustworthy. The information is missing. Guarantee us insight into your books, people. then we can answer the question here legally. We are absolutely trustworthy. We lack information. Give us an insight into your books, people. Yes. Yes, Isi, we can't help you if you don't send us the books.

What should we do with so little information? But I think we've made an incredible number of solutions. What more do you want? Well, no wishes have been left unfulfilled. And I would like to directly connect with a follow-up to the question, if you don't mind. I'd love to. It's also about the topic of housing. A lot of people do that.

Buying and renting a place to live. Right. And the question comes from Frieda. And you have to say, it's difficult, right? Housing and renting is really an interesting thing, because you have this private space that belongs to someone, a landlord who can't take care of the smoke. And you live in a close relationship to other neighbors, wall to wall. Only a few centimeters separate you from the other. And Frieda is describing a horror scenario.

She recently moved into her own apartment and she writes, finally live alone, finally a little more, my own wealth, let's go You have to know that I just moved out of a 5-room apartment Generally I estimate a healthy anonymity in relation to my apartment Maybe a maximum nod to the welcome in the hallway when you meet a neighbor or a neighbor Otherwise everyone does their thing Unfortunately, I had to find out that with my new rental contract

apparently also irrevoc apparently signed the invisible agreement with my new rental contract, to become part of a very familiar, very neighborhood house community. Four living parties, everyone knows everyone, everyone goes for each other with their dog, Gassi. There is a common garden in which people meet regularly and then the landlord also lives with them is there with everyone. Through conversations in the hallway I could find out that everyone knows the working hours, hobbies and the week plan of the other house-living people. That scares me. What's the worst is that yesterday when I left the apartment, when I happened to meet another house-living person, I was invited to the house-WhatsApp group. That's the door to the grave. house WhatsApp-Gruppe eingeladen. Das ist ja wohl das Tor zum Grauen. Höflich sagte ich, ja ja, können wir dann nochmal in Ruhe schauen. Gedacht habe ich mir, ich will das alles nicht. Und das war bestimmt nur der Anfang.

Ich wohne hier erst seit zwei Tagen. Ich wollte doch einfach nur in Ruhe und für mich wohnen. Was kann ich tun? Liebe Grüße und mach weiter so Frieda. Dieses Haus ist eine Red Flag aus Beton. Ja. Mein erster Impuls war sofort zu sagen, Frieda raus da, renn. Ja. Weg. Egal. Wohnungsnot. Egal. In out of there. Run. Go. No matter. No matter. Drown in the edge of the room. No matter.

She wrote a long time for a house. It's difficult. You can't just move out if you have a roof. Shit, shit, shit. Especially moving out means giving up on the other. Honestly, this society is probably from extroverted people who live here and there in the hallway. That's true. This society is definitely made up of extroverted people who are here and there in the hallway and you're working. That's true.

Now, Frida, I think the only possible way is not to pull out, not to approach them and say, guys, I'm a little introverted, I can't do it like you now, but to run the whole system, house, the system, neighborhood. To completely give in To the WhatsApp group. To explode. Birthday parties. Garden parties. Organizing barbecue parties.

Making pasta salads. Spaghetti festivals. Manzuppenfestivals. Various spaghetti sauces. Various soups. To invite people. Wait a minute, is Spaghetti Festival really a thing? That's, in my world, a thing.

And Frieda has to take over the system, make it her own. And I think she has to start a dictatorship. She has to replace the people. Like the FDP. She has to apply the pyramids. The beginning of the open field battle. She has to blow up the relationship.

She has to... And at the bottom of the pyramid is the beginning of the open field battle. She really has to make a plan. A D-Day plan. She makes the community D-Day. Exactly. How she plays the society in the house against each other. Exactly. The goal is that everything breaks down. Only in the end Frida is there.

And maybe she doesn't have an apartment anymore. No, of course the goal is that Frida stays there, but everyone else is fighting, right? So that everyone does their thing and nobody wants to spend time together. Bad bloodshed, those are the keywords. The neighbors playing against each other. Yes. Rumors of the street, for example.

Or throwing a charming underwear at someone with a laundry basket. At a couple living together. Then you have one person gone, who's leaving. And one more left. And then the bike from neighbor A to neighbor B, right in front of the door. Or even better, buy a castle, a hardware store, close the bike from neighbor A to neighbor B,

so that it looks like neighbor A or neighbor B has connected the bike to each other and they don't have a key either. That means they have their own hair. Yes, and also with the mail, always do everything wrong. Throw letters in different mailboxes. Don't accept packages. Bring packages far away to neighbors,

who are determined for the neighbors. A dictatorship of the crowd. That has to be done, Frieda. Open field battle is the keyword, Frieda. The hostile power takeover. That has to be planned. Psychological repression. And do you know what they have to do?

There are always, especially in Germany, these insanely passive-aggressive, mostly not even passive, actively aggressive, notes in the house floor. News. You should please be quiet. You should please have quiet sex. You should please celebrate a party quietly. You should please shut up and so on.

The child should please stop screaming. These messages. And then you write a message, but anonymously, everyone is asking themselves, who wrote this? And everyone is blaming the other, a bit like Knives Out. But Frida has to wait long enough for that. Because if she does it now, it would be clear that it's the new one.

That's the tip of the pyramid of the FDP. Impulse, impulse. Exactly. That anonymously writing in the hallway laminates. That's very important. Is at the top. That's the detail. And then the hallway laminates. That's very important. It's all the way up. That's the detail. And then the house will break down. Before that, maybe as a prelude,

always look when neighbor A goes to the washing machine. Yes. Shortly after he comes up again, down and steal the washing machine from neighbor B. A little bit of a spill. Always a little bit. Exactly, always a little bit of a steal. So that it looks like neighbor A is always stealing a little bit.

Yes, right. Just perfect. Also, the laundry, clean up from one washing machine to the other. Yes, so the complete house psychosis on the edge of madness, until people no longer know where to go with themselves and make Emo Scout Plus. This plus subscription that you have to pay for. In any case, no one wants to celebrate a garden festival together, Frieda. You can believe me. At some point, Frieda, you have to visualize it. Maybe not in the summer of 25, but in the summer of 26. That's a longer breath. Are you sitting alone with a spaghetti festival?

Carbonara, Bolognese, all'arrabbiata. Are you sitting alone with the pöttn in the garden and all the others are gone? With the puttanesca. Yes. That's the goal. That's the only way to solve this. Frieda and the spaghetti puns.

Frieda, visualize yourself in the spaghetti festival, with yourself alone in the garden. You can do it. You just have to orient yourself after the FDP pyramid. You have to start the open field battle and you end up with the impulse, aka the anonymous writing in the house floor, where everyone then blames their neighbor. That can only be brilliant.

If it has to be, buy a dog that is extremely hostile to other dogs. If it has to be, drive all the guns you can. Take all the tools that democracy provides you. Yes, that has to be rule of law has to do. So, Frieda, good luck. I'd say we've cleared that. Yes, I'd say we'll end today's episode with that. It won't get any better. So now, with so much elan in the agenda, that really gave me power.

I'm so up for Pudaneska. That's an empowerment story, Frieda. I would be happy if there was an update in two or three years, when we see that the whole house is destroyed. empowerment when a new episode is out. I'd like to thank you for that as well. Julia, as always, it was a lot of fun. A lot. And I wish you a good week, but I also wish everyone else a good week. Thanks for listening.

See you soon and bye. See you soon and bye.