DRINNIES - Brandschutztüren verbieten JETZT

Episode Date: April 7, 2025

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Drainys, the podcast from the comfort zone. Hello and welcome to a new episode of Drainys. We hope you're doing well, and if not, it's okay. This is the 30-minute podcast that goes over every week. And my opponent is Julia Roberts. Julia Roberts, I'm glad you're here. Yes, thank you. How are you? Did you find a good place?

Yes, I found a good place and it took a while, but now I'm here. That's my first small talk question. And the second is, are you from here? I'm from Los Angeles, California. Okay, and how much of your biography is in this film with Hugh Grant, who was the part of the city... Notting Hill. Notting Hill, where Hugh Grant is a bookseller.

How much of your biography is in there? 100%. I'm also a millionaire in real life, and my husband is also a loser in real life. And you meet Hugh Grant, the writer, in a book store. Which department do you meet him in? In esoteric and parenting. And which books do you read in private?

I don't read at all. I just eat, pray and love. I don't do anything else. My other question is, Julia Roberts, since you made the film Erin Brockovich, where it's about a lawyer who fights against polluted water, do you still drink tap water yourself? No, I only drink Gerolsteiner, but preferably Saskia Medium.

Saskia from Lidl, Medium, the small green bottles. But that's enough. I have to go now, I have to go to the plane, I have to bet that. I have to go to the plane. I have to bet that. I have to go to the city hall of Worms. And we say goodbye to you, Julia Roberts. Thank you for being there. I'll give her a bag of Haribo for Tommy Gottschalk.

And there she comes in. Julia Becker. Julia Becker, you're back. Hello! Have you seen Julia Roberts on the floor? I have seen her. Perfect cheekbone. Yes, I hope you're doing well. And if I'm doing well, Julia Roberts will probably be as well as me.

Great, Chris. How are you? I'm fine. I just ate something. A meal I took out of the freezer and warmed up in the pan. Delicious, delicious, delicious. I have to admit, I order in the pan. Delicious, delicious, delicious. It's actually not better. I have to admit, I order in regular intervals at the delivery service. I have to say, when I'm watching something on TV to spend time with me, when it's about cooking,

I switch directly. Yes, away with it. Cooking really doesn't interest me. What's that supposed to be? For me, the stuff has to come out of the package. So I certainly order two to three times a month at the same delivery service. That means you have your routine.

You know what you want, you know what tastes and what doesn't. You have your preferences. I have my preferences, but I have a problem, Chris. I'll tell you honestly, you were gone. There is a delivery service where I order and there is the following problem. There is this app you can order food from. This orange app. And when you order food there, they kind of get 20-30% off the price of the restaurants.

That's why the restaurant where I order thought, come on, we're not just in this app, but we're also doing our own delivery service. And then the customers save 10% on everything but we save 20-30% for delivery. So they still have a profit? Exactly. They get more out of it. Now the problem is, you can only order from them if you call them. And the second problem is, you can only pay in cash.

I understand, they probably make a bit of a profit at the finance office, I think, right? If only cash can be paid. For me, that doesn't do anything to me. I understand you're probably also making a little profit at the finance office, I think, right? If only you can be paid. Yes, exactly. For me, no... so that doesn't do anything to me. Everyone should do the taxes as they please. You also have to have a brain.

But that doesn't fit me. So calling somewhere is out, I don't do that, not for a delivery service either. And I've never had the money there anyway. And now the problem is that... I think it's good if they offer this as an alternative I don't have enough money for a delivery service. But the problem is that they always come and bring food, and they always ask me to order food there next time. And then I always say, yeah, okay, and then I feel bad. And now I'm really feeling, I have to say, after they told me three times where I shouldn't be with the Epic, but over their telephone hotline, now I feel depressed.

But can you tell me, is that the restaurant where there's that with peanuts, what I always eat? Yes. Okay, but you have a problem that you are forced to pay for it, that you actually pay for it. Today only bar payment, today no card payment possible. They put the gun on my chest. They say you have to call us now and you have to pay for it.

I really feel like I owe them something, as if tomorrow the horse's head would be lying in bed with me as a warning. And that's why I can't order anymore. Because I feel so bad every time they say, please order now via us. And I always say yes. And then I say, I forgot, I'm sorry. Now I'm starting to apologize, why? No, you don't have to. So they're also voluntarily on the app first.

And secondly, I have to say, calling is a problem, but at least the same big problem is the bar payment. Because you usually don't plan in two or one day in advance when or where you will order. And then you would have to, in my case, I rarely have cash then matching or even there in my pocket. That means I would have to withdraw money, then also in a small enough piece that it works with roundups, with drinking money.

You have to think about all of that. No, no. It's complicated. The problem is, it's about the pure oppression. It's already emotional oppression. What they do when I order via the app, they always put something in there, something free. A free dessert, sticky mango with rice,

a free drink. And the bad thing is, they'll say it at the door. I've added this and that to the house for free. And is it also a delivery person who's hired there? It's the boss. Let's not do it wrong. It's the boss of the store. The boss of the store comes personally with a greeting from the kitchen for free to you at the door and says,

please order it next time via your phone number. Because they know you by now. Yes. What else do you do? Order over the app, probably. Calling, cash is too difficult. I'm just about to... I'm breaking down by pressure.

It's mental pressure. Maybe you can offer and say, hey, we can somehow make it over PayPal friends, so they can somehow make it through the finance. I'd love to help you with that. But calling and cash is just too difficult. I would like to make a few friends so that they can help me financially. I would like to help you with that. But with an address and cash is just too difficult. So, I understand.

Yes, what should I do, Chris? I, honestly, I'm really just before cooking myself. And that really should mean something. I thought of opening a delivery restaurant myself. That too. But I would like to order there. I would like to see what you do there. I imagine that you might be making goul make goulash, something like that.

Yes, with malt beer. Yes, like schmor dishes, where you put something on once a month and then it's always poured over, stretched, like in Bangkok. With corn starch, flour and then diluted again. Like the eternal Ravensuppe in Bangkok, which Michelin stars get. I'd do the same, stir it forever and then really,

minimal effort, but big effort in the end. And you know, things always taste fresh at camps. That's where things taste... Speaking of Michelin. Yes, I... Exactly. They also have a Michelin star.

If you say in Germany, a Michelin star deserves it. And I want to come to an end of the week, I want to lift the mood, I want to take the burden of emotional oppression and bring in an in-the-week here. And I noticed, I can even make it a certain place or several places a week. On the weekend I went to Brussels and I bought something in Cologne,

a bread, a flat bread, and on top a bread, a sandwich, a flat bread. It's e in your mouth. And I thought, okay, now I have a long time, I was at the station very early, now I have half an hour. I'm not going to get on the train and wait for the train. I saw something in the corner of my eye, and that's my in the week. A person-leaving seat at Kampfs at the station. And I noticed that earlier, also in Berlin. I think also at Kampfs, it's not an advertisement, area at Kampfs at the station. And I noticed that more often, also in Berlin.

I think at Kampfs, too, it's not an advertisement. I also like to go to Merz. In my opinion, they have the best sweet parts. I like to go to Schneider, I like to go to Vogt. I like to go to Backwerk. Merz has the best bread. I actually prefer to have these tablets at Backwerk, where you can pack the things yourself,

where you're never really sure. In's actually been cleaned in the meantime. And at camps and in many other bakeries at the stations I noticed there are often two long lines where people stand. But there are often opportunities to sit down there. But no one sits there, because usually everyone at the station is always on the jump. And there I sat down and I noticed that in Berlin too. So, keep your eyes open, that the people leaving the station

will be allowed to enter the station. Very good, very good, I think it's very good. I've also experienced that in Berlin, as you said, back there, where no one expects, somewhere on the third floor at the main station, in the last corner of the station, there is a seat at the back, like a father Morgana. That's how it is. You're looking for a seat that's warm at the station.

It's always so cold or so hot in the summer. And there you get to know each other. And when I'm traveling, I always do a change of time, meanwhile, to at least half an hour. Or actually more 40 minutes. No, just because of the trains, because they're all delayed. And you know, if you have 10 minutes, it will never work, so...

That's why I always travel 40 minutes. That means my trips are extremely long. So you can think about it if you have to travel three times. In my case, I only have three times 40 minutes to travel just in time. And of course I spend a lot of time in the train station. That means in the week. And my outing directly relates to that. And I spend a lot of time in the bakery at the station. That means during the week.

And my car immediately starts. On my trip to Brussels I was in the opposite of Kams. And there was nobody but me. I enjoyed my time. I ate my bread because I was hungry. But then a machine drives by me where the floor is cleaned by the station in Cologne. It was beeping when it was driving backwards. It was very loud. And then I turned on my headphones.

And then I thought, oh yes, my headphones have noise cancelling. Then I'll switch that on. So, and now the out of the week. The moment you think you're switching on the noise cancelling, but in reality the noise cancelling is already on. And you switch it off and you notice this sound that comes from outside, the empty can't be interrupted. And in reality everything is much, much worse.

That's my out of the week. Yes, I have that so often in the train and so on, and then I press it and then suddenly it gets louder instead of quiet. I'm like, shit, it was noise canceling all the time, but it's still loud. I know it exactly. I know, the feeling is just so shit when you realize, okay,

it doesn't get quieter anymore. Yes, and I would also like to make a recommendation. Brussels is only two hours away from Cologne. You can go there if you feel like you have to escape the German culture. And I felt that too. I noticed, shit, they all speak French here. I said, fuck, get in here. Because I made women, people who speak French,

don't say fuck, but they say fuck. And I said that to myself, Ferg, they all speak French, I didn't have it on my screen. And what I also noticed in Brussels, I bought a Fanta Zero, I drank it, and I realized, wait a minute, it tastes a bit different. I researched it and it's actually the case that, in contrast to cola, which should actually taste the same

all over the world, because the Coca Cola Company makes sure that the cola tastes the same everywhere, it's different with Fanta, because the amount of fruit from country to country is different and the amount of carbon dioxide is also different, partly because of laws. And I have to say, a sad fact, but the Fanta in Belgium tastes better to me. So, now we've clarified it. The Fanta in Belgium tastes better. Good, I didn't know that either, but I also have the feeling that this is very different from the country to country with Fanta and mixed drinks, right?

Yes, it definitely comes closer to my dream, as with mineral water, where you can distinguish between classic, medium and still, that you could also theoretically determine the carbonic acid content of a sweet drink like a cola could be determined by itself. That you have more differences. Not just cola light, cola zero or cola lemon, but that you then still have differences. More sweetener, less. More carbonic acid, less. I love it when there's a lot of carbonic acid in there, when it hurts so much when you swallow it. I can't take it. It hurts a lot.

No, I can't take it. Yes, yes, yes, that has to swirl right. No, that doesn't work at all hurt a lot. No, I can't. Yes, yes, yes, it must really wrinkle. No, it doesn't work. It hurts too much. Because you already have your gum open from the crostini, from the capsules. Yes, and I don't know if it's because of the Fanta, but the two days I was in Brussels, I was relatively often at the center of conversations with people who probably live there in Brussels.

And then I thought, I arrived and thought, like a normal person I'll sit down on a parking bench and that was on the edge of a basketball court where many people played basketball, but they had the ball under control. I wasn't afraid to go there. But that was a safety distance. If it had come to a rank of basketball court,

I wouldn't have been a part of it. I looked, I sped up, where I'd be best at, and I thought, just once, enjoy life, even though I'm alone here, like a normal person, I sit down on the parking lot, headphones on, and then it didn't take two minutes, a man comes up to me and spoke to me. So that I couldn't ignore it.

I took off my headphones and then I noticed, of course I speak French, in me of course, Ferg. But first you tried to turn on a noise canceling. Did you notice, ah shit, it was already... I couldn't ignore it anymore. And then he pointed me at it in French, I understood. So really very nice actually. There's an ace in the big tree over me.

It's hanging in another ace, it's broken off. And it's dangerous, I should be careful. Then I looked around a bit, and there was a friend of his on another bench, and he also indicated, I should go over there, to another bench, opposite. So, and what the man then man did, who approached me, he took his basketball and then tried to throw this branch down.

So, he then went to the other side, actually vis-à-vis from me, and then always threw the basketball over it, and unfortunately he never hit it. I'm sorry, he didn't hit it, he wasn't so good at basketball. And the ball always went over to me, and then he meant that I should play it back. It's laissez-faire. It's urban.

It's the esprit, it's pro-vivant, it's cool when you play the ball. But I'm a bit distracted and I then forcedly tried to play the ball back as cool as possible with the noise-canceling headphones. It worked out and I got out of the dust. That was a bit too much for me. And then I actually looked for a new place to sit,

in another place, and I have to say, I noticed something else. An observation of the 21st century. Small travel groups with hand luggage suitcases standing on the side of the road, with the doors closed and nervous, because the Airbnb code doesn't work. Yes.

With the suitcase. Small groups that are on the verge of despair might see US Americans on a Europe tour thinking, let's do Berlin, then Amsterdam, Brussels, laissez-faire, but then it doesn't work. And it's already 7pm, we're hungry, we want to eat hot dog or a waffle in Belgium or a nice Belgian beer,

but the Airbnb code doesn't work. I was in a very similar situation. Also Airbnb, with a friend, I think in 2012, 13, so it's been a long time, and that was in Stockholm. And we looked for the address of our Airbnb, and then we went there, and it was somehow so crazy, almost like a diplom fashion diplomat district. Just old-school villas and stuff.

And I thought, wow, what a great area we're living in. Then we stood at the house number and the code didn't work. And then I thought, what's going on here? Then we had to do it, my friend had to do it, because I didn't want to do it. I had to call the hosts and then it turned out that we were in the wrong neighborhood. We weren't even in Stockholm, we were in a suburb. We had to walk there for over an hour. We were completely wrong. Just the same street name, but in a completely different neighborhood.

And then we were in a three-year student flat in a suburb of Stockholm. Really crazy, complete contrast program. I'm one of those people who has thisurb of Stockholm. Really crazy, complete contrast program. Yes, I am a person myself who experiences something like that. I have to say, I wasn't in an Airbnb, but in a hotel. And I have to say, they have to go down their greeting rituals. It started with an email from the hotel where it said, we cannot wait to welcome you. And I have to say, I'm sorry, but I won't buy that.

That's a bit exaggerated, and so exaggerated that it sounds almost ironic. Don't you think so? You know, Chris, what I think, at the end of the day they just want to spend money. Yes, I think so too. And I have to, somehow something ironic is coming along where I think, as a guest I'm preparing work for them.

So they're glad I paid for it. But they're not happy about the work they have with me. So, there should be a comic-like Soifz hanging around. We cannot wait to welcome you, Soifz. Or this emoji that breathes a cloud. Actually, the better approach would be, we're happy that they paid, but it would be even better

if you wouldn't come now. Because that would be a nightmare. That's the jackpot, that empty room was paid. Exactly, and I have to say, if you've ever asked yourself, where is the heaviest door in the world? Then it's in a, I'd say, two and a half star hotel in Brussels. The heaviest door I've ever experienced in my life was the door to my hotel bathroom.

I was hit on the neck floor after a shower, on this smooth floor, almost every time when I tried to get out of the shower. It was unbelievable. There's this mechanism up there where the doors have a lever so that the door closes itself. You know, the one up there,

between the door frame and the door. And it was so hard to adjust. I leaned against it after the shower, completely wet. Actually, it looked like a communist worker monument from the outside. You know, leaning against the superiority, with all the strength I have, which is not much in my case,

but I gave it my all. You know what I think? What went out of control is fire safety doors. Since, I don't know, since about... What's coming now? I'll say it now, since 5 to 10 years. Since, in every new building that was built in this period, the doors, the fire-proof doors are so heavy. That's just sick.

That's not safe anymore. That's the point of it, right? No, that's not safety, that's a ghost. That's, that's... To open the door that's the point of it. that's the point of it. that's the point of it. that's the point of it. that's the point of it. that's the point of it. that's the point of it. that's the point of it. that's the point of it. that's the point of it. that's the point of it. that's the point of it. that's the point of it. that's the point of it. that's the point of it. that's the point of it. that's the point of it. that's the point of it. that's the point of it. that's the point of it. that's the point of it. that's the point of it. that's the point of it. that's the point of it. that's the point of it. that's the point of it. that's the point of it. that's the point of it. that's the point of it. that's the point of it. that's the point of it.

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We have to protect the real estate, not the children. But I think fire-proof doors are out of control. I'd rather not have a fire-proof door than have to do with my shoulder. I don't want to make it mandatory, but optional, whether you build fire-proof doors or not. In our school, very expensive, heavy, really big're building fire-proof doors or not. At school, we were also given very expensive, heavy, really big, high fire-proof doors.

And they were actually made of steel and then made of glass. And then I always thought to myself, if it burns, we'll all go out, then there's a saying, it burns, we're going out now, and then we close the glass door behind us and then you can still watch from the outside how it burns inside. Like with a microwave, I thought, such a oven. And from the outside you think, oh, delicious, now the oysters come up and the lasagna from the deep-frozen tray, that will be delicious.

Yes, but from a certain temperature the glass blower can come, actually. And then the door can be a beautiful swan shape. Yes, you know, you could then put a little color element in it, so that at the end there is a Gerhard Richter glass painting at the end. An expensive work of art. Maybe that would be something. Definitely. I went on after the basketball thing. I thought, I'll stroll through the city, I have nothing to do,

I'll look around here. Can I ask you one more question, Chris? Would you rather have the ace on your head or would you have interacted with the people? Honestly, the ace was more of a twig. I have to question for you, Chris. Would you rather have the ace on your head or would you have interacted with the people? Honestly, the ace was more of a swine. I have to say that. To have such a thing with a basketball and then he almost goes on the street,

a well-known street, and I always had to save the basketball so that he didn't go on the street. I would say that it was really a game of basketball. Okay, so you would have preferred the twig on your head. But the big thing is still to come. It was all nice and they meant well. And I'd say, now comes an encounter

that was shaped by evil. I sat down at a place in front of a church, there was a canal. And it was a nice thing, the people... Life pulsated in Brussels, the people were on the road. I was happy with them because I knew I was going to the hotel, I was at peace. I thought, I'll take a look now, the sun has risen.

I turned on Keef Jad on my headphones. You know Keef Jad, a genius, and he knows best that he's a genius. And then I dreamt a little about myself and suddenly I notice that there are people around me. But I don't look at them, I don't want to scare them. And then I hear a bonjour, bonjour. And then I thought, well, Keith Jarratt,

he's singing and grunting with me when he plays. He's very funny, Keith. Sometimes just too much. Keith Jarratt or as you say in France, Keith Jarron. Yes, yes, exactly. It's really like that. Jean-Coltret, Michael Bricard. Jean-Coltret, Keith Jarrett or as you say in France, Keith Jarron. Yes, exactly. It's really like that. Jean-Colt Reade, Michael Bricard. Jean-Colt Reade, Keith Jarron. And that was also a recording from a jazz club. And I thought, sometimes you can hear people talking

or clinking glasses. In the US, you always get eaten. You can hear people cutting spaghetti. And in front of you, Contrabas Solo. And crab cocktail. Exactly, they get a scampi cocktail and then it falls over. And then they lick their fingers. That's a kind of inart.

Exactly, and then I thought maybe the bonjour comes from there. But shortly afterwards I realized, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, little human no, the other way around a human-dream full of smaller people because they were obviously students and a boy looked at me directly and talked to me directly and I realized that Bonjour comes from his side from his direction as I said, the noise-canceling headphones could be even better

I already noticed that in Cologne at Kams and there were so many people around me I mean, I want to say, the half- many people around me. I'd say half the class, maybe not the whole class, there were ten guys. And around me on the benches was the rest of the class. And I took off the teacher's hat and took off the headphones. And he asked me, bonjour, do you speak French? And I said yes. Of course, becausejour, speak French. And then I said yes.

Of course, because I can understand French. I'm still so pulled out of school, from my eight years of French and studying. Everything was bad, bad enough. And I'm still so pulled that I'm like a machine gun, yes, say, how did you shoot the cannon? And then also with a perfect accent, that you can't say that you can't speak French at all.

Now don't exaggerate. You have to say that now. No. I said it last time, you speak French very well, you just speak it very well, but you don't have any vocabulary in your vocabulary. The vocabulary is lacking, and that is sub-standard, grotesque. And that really everyone who makes three hours of bubble

is better than me, there are maybe 50ies in my vocabulary. And then he said to me, according to my Vee, he explains to me in French that he is visiting here with his class. And they come from the Dutch, from the Flemish part of Belgium. And their mother tongue is Flemish. They come from Flanders and her job as a teacher is to speak French with someone in Brussels. And then I said yes, and then he said something else in French

and that's where it started. I didn't understand it anymore. And then I switched to English. And then he also snorted, that's not a native speaker. That doesn't help me at all. And then he made a joke about Flemish to his friends. No! Oh no! I don't understand Dutch Flemish,

I just realized it's about me. Then he asked me something in French, I failed again, probably a gag question. I didn't understand that. Maybe a word plays a gag, a youth word, something I didn't understand. Maybe a quote word plays a joke, a youth word, something I didn't understand. Maybe also a quote from her French book, you know? Arthur et Eterniper, okay? And I understood it, and big smile.

And then I switched to English. And then he said to the teacher, who was a few meters next to us, and then said in French, I understood that, Madame so and so, I have now fulfilled the task. I spoke French with him. And then, really, I tell him in Barbarossa, the hammer has fallen, she says in French to him, this here indicates to me, but does not count.

Ha ha ha! That's completely 9th grade again, my French teacher says to me, you speak like a farmer in French, everything's so sad. My French teacher says to me, you speak like a French farmer, everything comes together. That's what I'm always like. And the kids hate you again. The kids worldwide, they swore at you.

I don't hate kids. No, no, the kids hate you. Yes, exactly, they hate me. For some reason I'm an enemy of the kids. I have to give you a sticker, a heart for Chris instead of a heart for kids. And we have to share that with kids. And kids have to spread the word that they should, a heart for Chris instead of a heart for kids. And we have to share that with kids.

And kids have to spread the word that they should hold a heart for you. I don't know what's going on. I didn't do anything to him, but I would of course eat a fund. And the class and the boy. And then you have to say, so teenager boys between 11 and 16, partly dressed in football shirts, there is of course a required. And there I am also a complete victim. Yes, yes, 100 percent. I still feel triggered when such groups of teenager guys stand next to me. I suddenly feel like I'm 12 again,

have the same complex as back then. And then you think, huh, I'm three times as old as them. What should I do? What am I afraid of now? In front of the little Piwke in his Real Madrid jersey or something? Yes, so you have to say, in Germany, I was bullied by children. Meanwhile in France, also in Disneyland, and now in Brussels. It's slowly becoming an Eurovision event

to make fun of me. It's the ESC where I'm not singing, but being bullied. And honestly, all that's missing is the Eurovision anthem. And I'll be there, I'd be happy to. My problem was that the next day I was afraid to go back to class. Of course. There were damn many school classes

at the age of the class I met the day before. I moved more politely through Brussels, so as not to be noticed. You bought a shirt and put it on. Yes, but in any case, I have to say, I made a mistake twice with the headphones. So this tip we gave, put headphones on and people don't talk to you anymore, you can forget that.

Headphones in ears, over ears, they have arrived in society, they are no longer to be thought of. It doesn't matter to people, you are being addressed, we have to put on new sides. I think we have to re-equip. I think we have to re-arm. I think we have to think bigger. Headphones are obviously not enough. Maybe a motorcycle helmet.

Think bigger. Bigger and more comprehensive. That you only see the visor. Maybe a imka suit. Something where you clearly signal, I can't be approached in this elevator. It reminds me of the docu's, where they were showing how they worked on the RAF.

I also remember some of them, with the X, Y, Z, where it was about money-transporter-abuse, with Daniela Klette, Burkhard Gawig, and the first dust, where Daniela Klette was just standing in front. They were also on the road with motorcycle helmets. So actually, I'm also a thing of, I'm shining, I'm leading something here in the sign. You can't trust me. I'm waiting for a transfer here.

Maybe I'm armed. This is where the big thing with me is turned and I don't even have to ask myself if I want to change the parking lot and pick up the baklava. A friend of mine also has a landlord who always wears a bicycle helmet. So always, but he always has it open. I don't know if it's in there, if he wants to suggest. I'm on the jump right now, I don't have time. But I think it's cool. You have to say, bike helmet on the bike is very important.

Do it, definitely. Bike helmet wearing, not on the bike, not so cool. But where it gets cool again, bike helmet not on the bike, but open at the bottom. Where I say, that's a funny coolness. That's a Peter Lustig energy. Yes, but it's open at the bottom. Where I say, that's a funny way of showing off. That's a Peter Lustig energy. Yes, but it's almost fashion, I would say. The most common.

Should I tell a little bit more about Brussels? Or did you experience something sad this week? No, the sad thing I experienced was the oppression of the delivery service. You can tell more. I'll thank you for that. Because I noticed one thing afterwards that something I wanted to share with you. We have to go to Medias Res, actually. And it wasn't bicycle helmets, but military history.

I was in a military history museum. A huge apparel. The Royal Military History Museum, or something like that. A lot of uniforms, rifles, sabers, armaments, cannons. It was crazy. I was interested. But it was a bit too much. It was a bit unexplained and too much. I'm not in the shop, I'm in the shop.

And I noticed something. It was about the Middle Ages until the end of the Second World War. I noticed something in the 19th century. I noticed one thing in the 19th century. There were already rifles in military establishments. And there were dozens of dolls with uniforms exhibited in this museum. At every time, at every decade, almost really pennilessly exhibited, every exhibition.

But I noticed that the dolls in the 19th century had rifles, but nobody had glasses. They all had relatively modern, more or less well-functioning rifles. Of course, that's not comparable to today. But that was an important part of the war, I'd say. But nobody wore glasses. And I have to say, shout out to my honhardt-bros. There must have been people who were short-sighted or far-sighted.

And who then used these rifles, which were probably even more expensive in production. Relatively modern for the time, but nobody hit them. But for fun, I wonder, did they have monthly lenses? Yes, exactly. They were like, wait in the Schützengraben, I have to refill my contact lens liquid. What is that? You can't wear glasses in war, they're in Tag 2, if you throw yourself in a ditch, it's broken.

I asked myself, did they have contact lenses? Probably not at the time. Of course not. They had beer, glass, floor, thick contact lenses on their eyes, that would have been impractical. Lasering wasn't there either, Antalya, back once. That probably wasn't, even if you do the teeth.

Imagine, the people in the Napoleonic War were all mega-cool looking, had a cool hairline, a cool jawline, cool teeth, because they all had Antalya. Wait, why were they in 1704 in Constantinople for two weeks? Maybe the Ottoman Empire also occupied Vienna for so long or were in front of the towers of Vienna, I don't know exactly, just because they wanted to bring the

great Herrleins over. It was actually a peace mission that they said, we come and you don't have to come to us, we come to you directly. So actually you can assume that Germany lost the war because the people didn't have their glasses on and just had bad on. That's a completely different war you're talking about. They had glasses on, I noticed that. In the first world war it started with these small round glasses,

but nothing in the 19th century. And there were some guns that were still relatively inaccurate. Wait a minute, who checked that when they all didn't see anything? And then I asked myself, were there more or less dead victims if they all didn't hit anything? Because they shot somewhere and couldn't say where they hit. I only say that rifles can't be inaccurate.

Only the people they shoot can be inaccurate. Oh, now it's going to be... That's exactly the shit argument of rifles don't kill people, but people kill people. I'm there as a peace-loving and I've been through this museum and I've seen numerous but killing people. I also stepped out of the Peace Museum and walked through this museum

and saw numerous school classes there, which were on their way, where I hid behind a costume so I wouldn't be called. Did you see anything or didn't you bring your glasses? I only have glasses when I'm sitting at the laptop. I'd like to ask you to do this. My hornhole is not so pronounced yet that I need it when I look sitting at my laptop. I'd like to ask for my hornet's nest. It's not so well-known that I need it when I watch

canons from the 19th century. I still see them. I'd like to discuss something important now, Chris. There's the orange riddle by Mönchengladbach. You're probably asking what it is. I'd like to know that too. I'd like to call you in to play the trailer of Ausgekippt. Ausgekippt. That doesn't belong here.

Orange Rätsel von Mönchengladbach. Could it be that I was sent that about two dozen times or three dozen times? Yes. It's about what? Orange? I say it for good reason, we were sent this. It's about oranges. A big scandal has shaken Mönchengladbach. The orange rescue from Mönchengladbach.

Thousands of oranges illegally disposed in Mönchengladbach. Several thousand oranges have been discovered in the Mönchengladbach district. The garbage detectives are in front of a mystery. The fruits were found in four different places in the city area. Unknown had the citrus fruits packed in fruit boxes were probably unloaded between Tuesday evening and Wednesday morning on roadways, on the side of the road or on private land. So the Mönchengladbach waste companies.

Here the oranges were found. On the Eigerende, Bakkeshof 1, Trompeterallee 208 and LSG-Bockerthe Heide Berbericher Rinnenlandschaft. So, the garbage detectives of the waste disposal center hope that there are eyewitnesses who have observed something and can give us some hints. So, if you have observed something, please report directly there.

We will try to clarify the case internally. So, I would like to say orange, spilled, too much orange juice, pressed, maybe, so burn, noticed. I have burned like this, I have burned like this, also in the hotel, vielleicht so brennen, gemerkt. Ich habe so brennen, ich habe auch so brennen. Auch im Hotel gemerkt, Orangensaft ist nichts für mich. Da kocht's super hoch. Vielleicht auch einfach zu viel Orangensaft eingekauft,

weil man dachte, der Frühling geht los, Vitamin C, jetzt ist das Leben und so. Und dann aber gemerkt, scheiße, ich kann nicht zwei Orangen essen, der Zahnschmelz ist angefressen. Oder da ist only vitamin B in there. Or so. Or bought the wrong oranges. I don't know if that's the case with oranges. Maybe you wanted the coreless, but then you got oranges. Unfortunately, four, five tons with seeds in it,

you then spilled them out, spilled them out. Sometimes there are different, there are some for eating, but then there are also the juice oranges. That's another difference. Maybe someone wanted to make juice, but accidentally had the ones that aren't so intense, that aren't suitable for juice, and then thought, okay, let's go to the Bocca Te Jai. Yeah, or you know, maybe it was really a smoothie bar,

that said, man, orange is always a great thing, but people are now asking for kiwi smoothies, fennel smoothies, broccoli smoothies, carrots and something like a cauliflower. It's just nothing. Oranges are old economy. Get out of here! We're gonna kick them out.

We're not green enough. Or it's really a threat. Maybe it comes from the fruit and vegetable environment, that instead of the horse head in bed, you suddenly have the Valensina juice oranges in bed. The asparagus season is starting now. Maybe that was really, I'll say the people who are now more focused on fruit, who now say the asparagus industry, wait a minute, we'll give you a good one. What do you think if strawberries would fight asparagus? Who would win?

I think strawberries. Why? Because they're actually nuts. Yes, that's the most insane thing. I also think strawberries because they have better eyes than asparagus. They can aim better. Yes. But asparagus is more like under the ground, they are under the tar.

They can hide well. They then do gunfights, position wars, the harr they're under the tar. They can hide well. They do like, shooting graves, position wars, they're hiding. Sparrow graves. I want to change my opinion. I think I'm for asparagus. I think asparagus can grow better than the tomahawks, because the asparagus get lazy quickly

if you don't harvest them. Yeah, that's true. That's true, really. Asparagus is a bit more robust, it can also be stored longer. Asparagus, they have a garrison tactic. They're actually in an under-mountain. They come from the rear, they move fast, then they retreat and they are still

under the earth where you can't find them. They also have a protective tank. This shell you have to put in, it keeps them protected. They have a well-known tunnel system through all of Lower Saxony. And Brandenburg. Where are the big asparagus fields?

Now it's difficult for me, I don't know Germany that well. Hesse, Hesse, right at the front. Shout out to Hesse. The asparagus queen is still being treated by the prime minister. That's how it is. So it's clear, it's about the strawberry war against asparagus. Yes. We don't know what the oranges have to do with it, but the case is solved.

Thank God, ey. Möching-Lattbach, breathe up! I also have a case of a fallout, if I may. Definitely. Here it's about a room that was disposed of. After the whole office was disposed of, we now have a bathroom that was disposed of. Witnesses searched, illegal garbage collection near Düdelingen discovered.

Unknown people have illegally stored construction debris on the Leicheberg. It's not the first time that the city has to fight with such a problem. So it's a photo, you can't see it clearly anymore that it's a bathroom. Downstairs it's explained that it's about the excess of a bathroom. Among other things, there sink, a toilet, numerous tiles and doors were illegally disposed of. And it's all in Luxembourg, Luxembourg, Benelux,

Benelux, Belgium, Brussels. Is it the heavy, damn heavy bathroom door that caused me problems on the weekend, that was disposed of there? Maybe a hotel? That's totally sour. What the hell is that? Shit, fire protection door! I'm tearing it that? I'm tearing the fire protection door apart! Get rid of the fire protection doors!

A voice for the fire! Who's supporting the fire? Who's fighting for it? The fire doesn't have a lobby. What happened? I have to say, a broken bathroom, completely destroyed in the forest, I as a person who is lactose intolerant, I would say that I have already seen one or the other before a similar situation. That the bathroom could possibly explode.

That you then stand in front of a pile of scrap, a pile of rubble, that you then have to in front of a pile of scrap, a pile of junk, that you would have to take care of it. Yeah, so you said that after me the sin would flow, now I have to get the whole thing out of here and away. Now I have to drive here at 8 o'clock. A crutch reaction. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Well, of course, it could be from the criminal world,

if we now go back to the Spargel War, the strawberry war against the spargel, where the Oranges are already out as unguarded viewers, maybe it's about wiping out traces. Someone who said, I don't want to be mentioned on the basketball field, I'll put on a motorcycle helmet, and maybe go into the apartment,

steal something, then it's time to wipe out traces. So you say, you've say that the whole room was ripped out just because you wanted to cover your fingerprints? Yes, or I moved into an apartment and washed down a perfume basket that was stuck in there and then I said out of a short-cut reaction that I had to tear everything out

because nobody is allowed to do that, that's so embarrassing. Who would do something like that, Chris? I don't know. I said, I have to take everything out, because nobody is allowed to take it, that's so embarrassing. Who would do that, Chris? No idea. But maybe we think all the time, we always assume the worst for people, that they unload it. But Chris, why did it have to be a human being? Why not an alien?

What if aliens have been here, have done their business and then realized that UFO is too heavy, we can't get up. One room has to stay outside. Yes. And then, bang, overboard with the thing. Yes, or aliens were on this earth, checked in in a two and a half star hotel in Brussels,

which was very modern and built so that if you were in this room together, you could actually see the person on the toilet from the bed. And the aliens couldn't handle that. Because in their home they don't have that. Everything is normal there. The toilet and shower are separated from the bedroom. Not connected to glass doors, where you see each other. They were so angry that they said,

we'll break that and then we'll break it. I think it's good, that's one thing for everyone. And if they now have a few other rooms taken out illegally, then we'll have the whole house together soon. I could also imagine that it was an animal friend who meant it well and built a bath for the animals. Because then he said, they also need privacy. They can't always be in public, might want a nice, tidy bathroom.

They want to wash their hands and dry themselves with a nice towel. Did they maybe put something in there? And the animals didn't take it that well. Yes, you know what made her excited? That there were no tear walls between the pissois. That you could basically look at the next person's face directly, could lean, could lean over, and that's what the deer and the dachshunds of the Luxembourg forests

just didn't like and said, not like that, my friend. So if you're running around here with a mosaic, a nice milk glass shower pan in there. Yes, and those disposable towels that you throw in a dump in the wooden table. Yes, and please, amateur from Hansgrohe. Yes, from Hansgrohe. Yes, good. I would say that's been cleared, Chris. That's all cleared up.

We're done for today. We'll be back next week. I'm looking forward to it. I'm looking forward to it too. You had fun. And don't forget, the weather is nice, but if you still don't feel like going out, you don't have a bad conscience. No.

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