DRINNIES - Cola für Österreich

Episode Date: November 4, 2024

Nehmt euch an den Händen, bildet eine Menschenkette – Österreich braucht uns! Gemeinsam sieben wir 28 Millionen Flaschen Coca Cola. Für eine gemeinsame Zukunft der DACH-Region! Vielleicht aber auch nicht, mal gucken. Außerdem: Lange Schuhlöffel, Chris’ Begegnung mit der Autobahnpolizei und eine Polarexpedition an der Charité. Griaß enk!Hier Giulias neues Buch "Wenn ich nicht Urlaube mache, macht es jemand anderes" (VÖ 21.11.24) vorbestellenBesuche Giulia und Chris auf Instagram: @giuliabeckerdasoriginal und @chris.sommerHier findest du alle Infos und Rabatte unserer Werbepartner: linktr.ee/drinnies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Drainys, the podcast from the comfort zone. Hello and welcome to a new episode of Drainys. We hope you're doing well. And if not, it's okay. When the episode is released, we're probably on our way to Hamburg. We're doing the live performances right now. The episode is a bit pre-recorded. And I hope that the live performances will take place as planned. We'll assume that. But of course it can always be that, I don't know, that you have number one hit in the UK house charts or something.

Then the plans are changed. Yes, then of course I have to spontaneously fly to Birmingham. Then that won't happen. But we're just assuming that it will take place But we're just going to assume that it will happen and we're on our way to Hamburg. Yeah, best case scenario, Berlin was yesterday and then Cologne tomorrow, but no idea. Maybe the cities won't exist anymore.

It could be. Everything is possible, but we also have a climate crisis. Yeah, maybe Cologne was bought by Hitchies, the company Hitchies, by a queer entrepreneur, a very queer entrepreneur who also, I'll say, thinks in a progressive way. Who also has a cheeky humor. Yes. Also a lot of people are on the internet.

I got him in the week, Chris, I fell right into the house with the door, as they say, I got him in the week. I just wrote it down because I didn't want to forget it. I thought about it several times this week in the morning when I left the door. I love long, metal-shaped spoons. Now it's out, open, outing, I love long spoons. You can quote me in the Boulevard Press,

Yellow Press, yes, Rebecca loves long spoons. I think there has to be a rule of thumb, spoons have to be very long, about two thirds of your own body size, I think. And so that you don't have to bend at all. So really comfortably out of the stand, you can slide it in. It's super easy with metal and then it doesn't bend if you use your Hagrid heel, in this case my Hagrid heel against it.

And that's all super easy, it's quick, it's comfortable. For me, that's how it should always be. The less joints of the body have to be used to get into school, the less muscle strain arises, the better the shoe sole, right? Right! Right on the muscle scale, right down there. And that's why it's clear to me that in the week.

That just made my heart happy. How would you describe your body from a lump? Lump scale from 1 to 10? 8 out of 10 lumps. For me 7, I'd say. I have a lump out of the week. You're in for the bad mood again. No, out of the week is not bad mood,

but something where you can say, aha, yes, you have to be careful that I feel better. That we can make the out into in. Then we have to take a closer look. Or do you have an out? I don't have an out, I think everything is great. You're always going blind again, right? I'm going blind.

Yes, me too. So it's never been better for me than today. That's all I can say. But there are still the little things where you say, ah, that should actually be. And my out of the week is when I'm being logged out somewhere. Sometimes there's a time logout at banks. When you stay inactive,

because you have to pay the 4,50 euros for the two different accounts. If you need too long, you get logged out. But also basically, if you're somewhere in the online shop and you're not there for a long time, I don't know if the cookies are being renewed. I don't know exactly. Sometimes it's not logged in anymore. And you can say that too. You don't have to do it anymore, right?

Logging in, we can get rid of it. We have the Face ID, we have fingerprint sensor. I feel well protected by the Internet. And that annoys me when I get logged out somewhere. And then sometimes the password is not saved properly and then it starts. Logging out has to be stopped now. My party will also be attacked by that, Chris. After the third post, the next big agenda will be unlocking. I will also be strong for that, I will also go for protesting.

Exactly. There was also this DSVCGO, I don't know, this thing where you have to accept cookies. And you can also put things through the internet. We could try to put through that there is no button to log out. That it is just deleted. Once logged in, forever in. Who is logged in, stays logged in.

And you know what's really bad? I notice that whenever I do a tax and I'm longer in my savings account, that you are logged out after a certain time and that you then have to open the TAN procedure again to log in again. That means you have to open a new app from the app, just to give a free pass that you can log in.

That's so annoying. It's difficult, although I have to say now that I'm happy when I can open something with Face ID. I have the impression that this is the last moment where someone is looking me in the eye. Yes, that gives excitement. I feel seen,'s the last moment where someone is looking into my eyes. Yes, that's exciting. I feel like I've seen myself, I feel welcome.

I noticed yesterday that my face ID doesn't recognize me when I'm wearing makeup. And I'm really sad about that. Or maybe it's good, because it appreciates the inner values. The real Julia. And I'm like, why do you look so good? You're not. But there are also more happy news. My book will be published this week. I want to say it very briefly.

And I will read out an exclusive preview at the end of the episode. Is that so? Shall we do that? We'll do that, Chris. I've decided that. You do it. I have little to do with it. I do it, Chris.

I have nothing to do with it. And I want to emphasize it again. No, it's not the book for the podcast. I'm not a podcast writer who wrote a book. I'm an author who also hosts a podcast. And I want to emphasize that the book has nothing to do with the podcast. I only use the podcast to read a little excerpt, to stir up the advertising drum. Did the newspaper have to be so corporate? What do I have to do with it?

I don't want to reveal too much, but yes. that the in a room where you can put the stinkworms in. And the other thing is to take it seriously. You write on your laptop for weeks, put it in your head. In underwear? And then you're only asked about this project? That's what I was surprised about. But that's how it is. I actually wanted to write the book for a podcast and then cash it off.

But you wouldn't be involved. I would take the money. But in any case, Christi, it's the same for you. By uploading a podcast every week, you're only perceived as a podcast creator in public. And what we actually do, falls a little bit over, because we do most of it in the still camera. And for example, the book came out after five years,

but we upload the podcast every week. But you're also a main author, and do comedy, and write one series concept after another. That just doesn't look like a pig. Yeah, to be honest, Van Gogh had to cut her ear off before he even went anywhere. Wasn't that the case? But we do a podcast, you don't have to lie.

No, I don't lie. Then I misunderstood you. No, I like the podcast, I like it quite a lot. Okay, good luck. I've got my... How do you say it? The arrows are floating in the air. But Christi, you're like that too.

Sometimes you're always annoyed with my podcast. We're mainly authors. You really have to say that clearly. Yes, 39 hours a week. Author. I do podcasts for an hour. Something like that. Yes. That's the relationship.

Okay, something else. There's a drinzeider. I'll tell you how it is. There's a drinzeider. Thorum sent us a drinzeider at info.drinz.de. You can send your drinzeider with the subject drinzeider. You can ask us questions that affect the life of drinz, life as drinz, life with drinz, life in general.

And we try to answer it according to our best knowledge and conscience, life in general. And we try to answer it with the best knowledge possible, and also with an investigative approach. And you have to understand one thing. I'm not taking myself as an author or a podcaster seriously, but these Trini's questions are answered with a lot of investigative thought. We go into the doubt, into the clarity, and come to clear solutions that you can use one-to-one in life and you can save every advisor

go to the book store and go to the department advisor and just throw everything away wake up with it, end of the day this rubric replaces everything I don't want to say abolish the world religion but it goes in the right direction it goes in the right direction so Chris, we have to get rid of the waste

you have to get rid of the world religions. But it's going in the right direction. It's going in the right direction. So Chris, we're almost done. You have to take out my trainer now. Let's go. Trinsider, sharply requested. Torben wrote us, Hello Julia and Chris, I have a very unpleasant problem. I have a short question.

Because I know you very well. And I sometimes read a script from you or I see a sketch. And I often see that the name Thorben appears. Is Thorben his real name? I knew it! I knew it! Thorben is not Thorben, but Thorben asked us to... Thorben is your Hückelhoven. It is my Hückelhoven. I use Thorben's name very often.

But he... That's true. Thorben, a cool name. Thorben, a cool name. Sorry, Thorben is a cool name. You really caught me ice cold. I use that a lot. But Torben asked us not to use his real name, because otherwise he'll be recognized. Maybe he's not even human. Maybe he's a different being.

A hamster. Yes, exactly. So Torben, not Torben Mays, wrote, hello, Julian and Chris. I have a very unpleasant problem and I urgently need your advice. I have a very unpleasant problem, I need your advice. I have an old friend with whom I have not had contact for a long time. However, once a year he reaches me his congratulations on my birthday.

I forget to congratulate him every year on the new one, so that the chat only consists of his annual congratulations and my embarrassing thanks. I'm you for help and need a piece of advice on how to get out of your number as friendly as possible. Best regards, Torben. The one who isn't Torben. Yeah, that's good. We all have this friend. We all have him.

A universal problem, almost. In the digitalized world, in which we only live once. That's a problem. And that's why I also... Well, I had that too. And I... I also went a bit further. That the person wanted to do something with me once a year.

Actually, the clean version would be... The person would be totally broken. Sorry, we don't know. We have nothing to do with each other. So, that was the one option. The second one would be easier, to just stand dead, to block the person in principle. And to do that, this number wouldn't exist anymore. But honestly, you can't do that.

You can't do that. You can't do that. That would cause wounds, where there were no wounds yet. So, under the line, it would cause wounds. So, it wouldn't cause anything. Well But it would, but not old wounds. You understand me. Yes, I understand you, Chris. Now the question is, what is Torben doing?

How does he do it? So somehow he has to get out of the number. To play death, to block it, that's not possible. But he could of course say that he is writing a fake round mail, a round message. Love everyone. Love everyone. Love everyone, right, love everyone.

You know it, friends and family, for 12 years I've been dreaming of taking part in an Antarctic mission. Period. And now comes the double point. The dream comes true. I won the Antarctic Green Card. Right.

From 2025 I'm not here anymore, The dream will come true. I won the Antarctica Green Card. Right. From 2025 I'm not here anymore, but on another continent, where my telecommunication provider has no network. I will give you the time and the radio coordinates. How do you want to do that? Yeah, but then you let the door open again so that the person writes every year you wanted to send me the radio coordinates.

Yes, but when you're in Antarctica, there are communication options. At least you can let a weather balloon rise. But then you don't go to Manfred, who congratulates you once a year for your birthday. You underestimate Manfred. I would say I'm gone now in the Antarctic, you will never see and hear from me again. I'm there forever, I won't have a telephone, no radio, I'm dead, I live on an ice-shoulder.

I have nothing left. I take my last hand, I throw it into the arctic. You can't reach me anymore. You don't need to try anymore. And if you try, you'll end up in the Arctic. Because every message that has to be transferred to the Arctic creates a heat in my mobile phone device that brings the shingles to the melting point.

Exactly. We can't charge our batteries here because of the heat and so on. We don't want to cause anything. This reminds me of when Markus Lanz went to the Arctic and cooked spaghetti there for the first time. My heart is beating again. I have to watch it again. Now it's just a stink bug again. Oh no, but it's completely blown in now. Yes, it's flung against the microphone.

Let it shoot. You know what? That's probably Manfred now. Who makes himself noticeable again. He's mucking up. But you know what? We'll let Manfred shoot. So, as long as he's here, no one will attack us. Yes, exactly. So, what I wanted to say, maybe it's a bit too crazy and it arouses too much suspicion when you say I'm in the Arctic. Maybe Manfred will check that, too. That can't be true, because Thorben was never the type for the cold, and he was never that sporty. He wasn't interested in the weather, that fits everything. He was never interested in the weather, that fits everything. He was never interested in the weather, maybe Manfred will check. That can't be true, because Torben was never the type for the cold.

He was never that sporty, he wasn't that weather-interested. It doesn't all fit together. Not that he goes on a trip and says, I'll check if Torben is really in the Arctic. Then you go over to his house. There would also be the Westphalian general report on it. Or the Ruhrpott message. You would get a look.

You can't overdo it too much. Maybe you have to think a little. And that's when I thought, maybe Torben could say, I'm now part of a study of charity. There are all kinds of studies you can take part in. With several test-takers, we test what it does to our brain if we don't use social media for several years. That's why I won't be able to log in on any device anymore.

I won't be on Facebook or WhatsApp. I won't be able to be reachable. Never again. I'll get the 20 euro Amazon voucher from Charité, but I'll never be allowed to use social media again. And we'll see what my brain does. I'm practically a science student. Yeah, it definitely goes in the direction that Torben has big plans for you. And you have to somehow cheer Manfred up.

I mean, Torben, you can also get out of it. Find something that's close to you. If you have a hobby or something, you can go in that direction. That's the solution. Torben, you're doing it. I've recently become part of an experiment, I'd say. If you have a hobby, you can go in that direction. That's the solution. Tom, you're doing it already. I've also recently become part of an experiment, I'd say. Oh.

You know my driving style in the car. Yes. Calm, cozy, adept, but goal-oriented. That's what I'd describe myself. And I was on the motorway at night, and there wasn't much going on. But you know exactly, I stick to the speed limit dogmatically. Almost obsessed, I drive the sign behind me and look how fast I can drive at most. And that gets really hard.

On this decimal point, I'm stopped. Nobody can prevent me from doing something. So, and then I'm on the road and I see a car in front of me. So, it's driving okay distance from me. Then I let the car suddenly drops back. Then it's behind me. Then I'm like, what's going on? And I keep driving. I'm listening to the German radio.

I'm calm, I look at the signs. Then I accelerate again, then I have to go back down. Then it's 80, then it's a construction site, then it's 120, 130, 180 and so on. Dogmatic. I'm obsessed with these signs. Then the car comes back front of me again. And then I suddenly, when passing by, that the police is the whole time.

The police are ten minutes behind me. They took me into the vise. They said, this boy, we'll take a look at him. And of course I didn't offer any attack area. I bet you heard Bartko in the car way too loud again. Yes, that's a thing too. If you hear in the car. That's a thing too, right? If you hear too loud music, it's just a disturbance. It's dangerous because you don't hear the ambulance.

Because I vibe too hard. With the barred choir. Because the vibe is too awesome. They looked at me like that, but nothing happened. They overtook me. Then a motorway came up And then a highway came up, and then someone drove in really close to the police. He didn't see it either, because it was an old car

with the reflectors gone. They looked over when they were at my height, I saw it first, and it just didn't reflect. And then they got him out in front of me. Oh, he sat down live in the net, by then the police were such a tight spot. Yes, I'm sorry about that. But I kept driving, I heard about Germany from Kultuur, a little bit about Barthkoer,

and I also asked myself what was actually from GSG 1 to 8. You always only hear about GSG 9. Unfortunately, they didn't make it, they didn't go through it. They had such an ugly uniform. Yes, so GSG 9, these special operations, they always come when it gets important, right? And then they have such a cool poet where they break open the door. I always wonder, a key company,

you're being played on the key service, can't you just swat someone, that they open the door for themselves? Basically, the police alarm, attention, there could be a single perpetrator sitting in your own apartment, if you lost a key. And then the GSG9 comes and opens the door for you. That's probably cheap, you didn't have to pay for it yourself.

I had a teacher who was super tough. And the legend is that he was a fighter at GSG9 before. But then for physical reasons couldn't fight anymore and instead became a teacher at a gymnasium and always brought us to the table without any notice and then we just had to show the Or half-professional. Half-private. What does that mean? I'm half-private. Are you professional or private?

That's interesting. You want to leave all doors open. So you can do everything you want to do. Are there people who pretend to be your friends and just want to do something professional? Or vice versa? Both. I think GSG 9 is like Giovanni Zarella, the state organist.

GSG 1 to 8, they were also at Bros. But you don't hear that much about them. Maybe they still exist, GSG 1 to 8. But it's not that trendy anymore. You say that, but you have to create this gap from Bros. that you suddenly have your own huge show at ZDF. That's remarkable. Is that a metaphor? I don't understand.

I'm sitting next to the GSG9. No, I'm thinking about Giovanni. I didn't even understand where you wanted to go. Giovanni did a great job. Giovanni is the GSG9. Is that Boris Pistorius in that context? No, Giovanni did a great job. He's really awesome. Is that Boris Pistorius in that context? Giovanni did a great job. He's really awesome. I mean, the others did it their own way too.

For example, Shane is the best barista. Hamburg has its own café and stuff, he's awesome. But what about Giovanni? He's from ProSys and he's a pop star. So, well, let it be. He looks awesome. And that gives me hope. Giovanni Zarella gives me hope. Looks awesome. And that makes me hope. Zora Nizarella makes me hope personally. Me too. Also in the TV show.

Makes me hope. And one of my favorite shows are these whole service shows. Where products are tested. Yes. And some sales tips are revealed. Some portals are taken under the magnifying glass. Where we are helped. That we are not pulled over the table.

And I have something, I have a real inspiration for the service table. For our rubric, service table. We are a service podcast. That is no longer to be taken away from. This label, we have to live with. We are the service podcast. And I would like to just be more peaceful for all of us. Especially at the breakfast table.

Yes. Coach off. especially at the breakfast table. Yes. Dismissed. Dietrinis Service-Tek. I watched the big toaster test. Oh thank God, Chris. I already said nobody does that. From the service time. And they really tested a lot of toasters through the band. And one thing that interests me very much in private is toasters.

Yes. I have a lot to do with them in private. And there is really the range from a few euros to a three-story, maybe even four-story area. A good Severin does it too, that's my experience. Yes, that's where we're coming to the point now. A lot of people think, oh, toaster, getting hot. It's a bit old-fashioned. A fire extinguisher. It's glowing.

Theoretically, you can light the cigarette for coffee tomorrow. It's getting dangerous. There's heat in the game and electricity and stuff. It's going in the direction of fön in the bathtub. That's dangerous. These are things where you say, that is old technology. That's mean. A mean, half private thing.

And the toasts were tested. In the lab. I can now say one thing for everyone. All tested toasts are good. Really? All? All are good. All are safe. All toast. Then I don't need a more expensive toaster.

And I ask you, what more do want more than a toasted toaster? Yes, what else should we do? Of course, if you buy a more expensive one, the breading is a bit more comfortable. It looks more stable. Good, crumb chocolate is the keyword. It's more worked with metal. But all toasts are good. And that's the mission statement I want to give out.

You can easily buy a cheap toast from the people who have tried it. They are all good. Honestly, that gives me hope. And I think that's nice. And although I rarely eat any toast, I would like to buy a cheap toast right now. Simply because I can do it and because it's good.

Yes, you could say that expensive toasts are a little better, but cheap ones are also good. And what more do you want? What more do you want? What more do you want? Do more do you want? What more do you want? Do you want a better result? Well, there are of course already even results, but all toasters are good. That's the keyword.

Yes, there are of course also differences with two slits or one slit. We are now at one slit. Yes, one slit. One slit, all toasters are good. You can express that and put it on the rear window. I have to let that sink in first. All toasters are good? Well, you can always see more and more political statements on the back of the car.

But go out and say, all Tosa are good. All Tosa are good. It's nice that everything works out, right? Yes. That gives me hope. But we're in the service area and I have something with me. You know I'm the client for the recalls. And this week I received feedback from the Internet

at the product calls.eu or whatever this website is called. I'm informed, I'm on the run. And then I want to start with a real bang. And that is the biggest product call in Austria's history. 28 million bottles of Coca-Cola had to be pulled out of traffic. 28 million bottles! Think about how many people in Austria have it. And now think about it, 28 million bottles of Coca-Cola.

So there's a big Coca-Cola shortage now. You can't say otherwise. I'm in possession of the Austrian passport, and that makes me, supposedly, affected. And not just semi-private. I would like to say, and it makes me, admittedly, affected. And not just semi-private. I would like to briefly say that according to the Ö1 morning news, a sieve could have broken during the filling process.

Therefore, small pieces of metal could be found in a very limited number of 0.5 liter PET bottles. But so far, according to Hengel, no case has been known in which a person has been harmed by it. So, on the suspicion that it could be metal somewhere, 28 million bottles of Coca-Cola are destroyed. My question is, what happens with 28 million? You have to think about it. 28 million times 0.5, that's 14 million liters...

14 million liters of Coca-Cola! Yes, and we all have to stick together. There is no better company in the world than Coca-Cola. And we all have to stick together. There's not a single company better than Coca-Cola in the world. There's not a single company better than Coca-Cola. And we have to, Austrians all over the world, make a human chain and buy sips. From now on, Coca-Cola is sifted.

We have to buy sips. But the fine sips from baking. Of course. From sifting flour. Not coarse-grained sifting. In any case. The fine sips and the Coca-Cola are sifted and enjoyed. Refilled. But please be careful that the sift is not rusty, because otherwise we have metal in the cola. We don't want that.

And now we have the advantage that the lids will stay on anyway. So we can just reuse them. Yes, I think we should take a step further. I'm going to Austria tomorrow. I'm going to Austria tomorrow with a suitcase full of sips. We're going to Austria. We're standing together. Austria stands together for the Coca-Cola Company. Austria sips together.

We're going to sips for the Coca-Cola Company. Because we're not just going to sips the Coca-Cola's. We're going to refill them and sell them. And the revenue goes to the Coca-Cola Company. Because the damage they suffer, that can't be. That's a national issue. But Christoph, I'm going crazy. Because I think all the time,

Austria has about 9 million inhabitants. And we're talking about 28 million bottles of Coca-Cola. For me, these are all bottles from Austria. These are all bottles for me. Because you can't say that you have more than Coca-Cola. Das sind für mich, sind das alle Flaschen Österreichs. Das sind für mich alle Flaschen. Du kannst doch nicht sagen, dass du mehr als drei Flaschen pro Kopf im Land vorrätig hast. Aber ganz ehrlich, wie schnell sind drei Flaschen gesiebt? Ich sag mal, in einer Minute hast du das...

Wenn alle mal eine Minute Zeit haben. Wenn jeder drei Flaschen siebt. Nehmt eine Minute für die Coca-Cola Company. Das ist die neue Aktion. Österreich, the new thing. One minute for Coca Cola. Austria, you didn't always do everything right, but now you can turn things around. Now you can turn things in a positive direction. You know, in the pandemic, when competing companies

said, we have to give up, we have to give up, Pepsi Company, come with us. Nestle and Ferrero. Nestle, local company in Switzerland. with us to the boat. Nestle and Ferrero. We all come together. Nestle, local company from Switzerland, I can say that. Shop local. Come with us, we'll make a human chain. Once around the world, Coca-Cola is sifted.

But is it only Coca-Cola or other drinks from the Coca-Cola Company? It's only Coca-Cola, but there is another feedback, Chris, and that will interest you too. And now we come straight from huts to the little pieces. We're coming from the coke to the Fanta. Fanta was withdrawn. Unreleased additives in Fanta Fraser Strawberry from Mexico. And KKB Sweets & More is informed about the response

of the beverage article strawberry lemonade Fanta Fraser Strawberry. We have to talk about this 355 milliliters. We have to talk about this milliliter number too. With the minimum shelf life date, 28 December 2024, which was produced in Mexico. As the company says, two non-adopted additives are in the EU, fermented plant oil and diocetalrium sulfosucinate in the drink.

Wait a minute, but we have to think about two things. First of all, I have the impression that in Mexico it is allowed, but not here. In my opinion, we want to take something away from us. We are not allowed to play with the cool stuff. There is something in there that is not allowed here. For me, it is taking something away. You want to take away something. And now think about it. What do we have here?

Promed vegetable oil. Everyone knows, pruned vegetable oil, that dissolves the target. And now think about it. Coca-Cola Company Austria. We have reached our hands with the Pepsi Company once around the globe. Yes. Can we transport the Fanta from Mexico via a human chain to Austria.

And we know that bromide oil dissolves metal. We make spices in Austria with the metal for such a coke and dissolve the metal with the Fanta from Mexico in the coke. That's the future, that's optimism. That's how we get on as a society. But Chris, I don't want to dampen it all, but I have a little question. How exactly do you set the human chain across the oceans? That's how we get on as a society. But Chris, I don't want to dampen everything, but I have a small question.

How do you set up the human chain across the oceans? We take old bottles from the Pepsi Company, make a raft out of it and go to the Atlantic. Oh, a giant plastic raft? That's always a good thing. A thousand kilometers wide plastic plastic in the ocean. Yes, with the big 2 liter bottles of Pepsi. Making a man's chain for the Coca-Cola Company

to transport the Fanta from Mexico to Austria. Promed plant oil is the keyword. Do you know what you are? A solution architect. Do you know people who call themselves that? So my profession is solution architect. I'm just half private. Just half private.

But think about it. If you don't get the headhunter and you get fired from Coca-Cola Company, I don't know anymore. We shouldn't say the name too often. It sounds like we're paid by them. No, no, no. But I can say that the company says strongly. I would sacrifice a lot for that. for example a big part of my life.

No, we won't get any money for that. Metal in the coal, that's not possible. Not possible. But let's have a thought game. Come on a trip of your own, a trip of your own. Stop it, stop it, I can't do that. We'll close our eyes now. Guided meditation. We have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, like Coca-Cola, this drink you invented. Uncertain. Cola with passion fruit juice. Disgusting.

I'd like to add something. I get messages almost every day from people who tried Coca-Cola. Coca-Cola. I don't believe you. You invented that. You invented that. I just have to say something. Are the people in this room, Chris?

No, they're thinking about us, the human chain. But cola mixed with passion fruit juice. But coke mixed with passion fruit juice, actually a passion fruit juice, but instead of sparkling water you take coke, we have the coca cola juice. Guys, don't get carried away. No, I have to explain it like this,

because I already introduced the idea of L'Asarnier, and I was also stolen it. And I tell you, now, when the coca cola juice from some company, no matter Mexico or Austria, the chain of people is active. You heard it first. I'll get a lawyer, Christian Scherz,

to join the chain of people. He'll beat you up. He's been f***ed on one hand and f***ed on the other. Yeah. Yeah, um... No, um, Coca-Cola-Sjole, no, but I'll give you permission to invent it. I want to say it clearly, the patent is with you, even if definitely grant you that you invented it. And I want to make it clear here that the patent is with you, even if you haven't officially applied for it.

But it's of course in work. Right. And it would be now not only in terms of business, but also in terms of the population, it's not worth it at all to make such a drink right now, because I really have the potholes at the start with me. In Mexico, in Austria, the Coca-Cola shawl is already being potted at this moment off. Not quite, but sometimes you have to poke a little. Make it to your maker-top. Exactly.

But Chris, we're not done yet. If I tell you, not only the Cola and the Fanta were called back. There's more. At the moment, there are restless times in the market. Some people are obviously sleeping in factories. You're shaking. The shaking is wobbly. What's next?

And then I can tell you, the Honda MIMO robot. Honda has published important safety information to the MIMO HRM1000, HRM1500, HRM2500 and HRM4000. This one too? Yes, unfortunately. How the company shares, in rare cases it can be found in the MIMO models can lead to a failure of the obstacle lifting sensor.

An insufficient smear of the joystick of this sensor can trigger a error message. This can lead to the sensor not correctly recognizing obstacles in repeated contact. So, it doesn't recognize obstacles anymore. In terms of thought, the dog is more robot. I mean, it's something for a lawn, I understood correctly. It's a thing that runs around on the lawn.

He's thinking about obstacles. He doesn't feel any more boundaries. I wouldn't let him drive over the Pepsi bottle human chain, over the river to Mexico. I don't know if that's a good idea. Yes, I just said, we need freemasons in our mesh chain. We need cross-dressers.

To overcome obstacles. Yeah, someone who says, we don't need a feasibility study, we just do it. We just do it. And then someone came and did it. That's the Grossmann mentality. I'm asking myself, the broken ones, I assume the maroon robots, they put'm asking myself, the broken out, I assume,

the sea robots, do they put obstacles aside, they break out, they go their way? Is that a result of an anti-authoritarian education? Or sea robots? Yes, they have to pour out the soup. This whole softened social bond, closeness, pedagogy, that comes now with Mimo, sea robot, comes now to. She's now coming to Mimo, the sea robot,

and she's now coming to the day what happens in the end. Two, three times as parents not sleeping at noon at the little sea robot and he's already gone. Already crashed, already in the middle of the Atlantic on the river from Pepsi bottles. That's the question now, they're calling him back now. The question is, will he come back? So he's listening to the recall. I don't think so.

I think the mimo does what he wants. But it doesn't help to call him back. He goes wherever he wants anyway. I don't think there's anything worse for Mare Roboter owners than Mare Roboter doing what they want. Yeah, that's something you could do in a horror movie. Do Mare Roboter already play a role in a horror movie? I'm sure there was a definitely someone who got mad at the sea.

But sea robots are even scarier when they become autonomous and start doing things themselves. I mean, as a child I stayed on RTL 2 for too long and then suddenly I saw in the teletext back then the sea robot man. The sea robot man! And then I switched. Now it's enough. In the end it was just a garden show. Right. Yes. But Chris, I also have to...

I don't have to, I want to. I really want to read something from my book. You know, people, you'll appear in a week. I want to ask you to pre-order it. It's very important to pre-order it before it appears next week on the 12th or 11th and can be bought everywhere, where there are books. Yes, and I've also learned that many bookshops from the local bookshops also deliver home.

So it's not like you have to order online things. You can also look... Geniuslokal.de is the keyword. If you live in a small town, you can also look the next bigger city, there's someone who sends books. Then it will definitely come to your home. Right! Very friendly. And which page are you on? I'd be interested in the book.

Where does it start? 44, I've opened it. Good page. 44 can't go wrong. The book says, if I don't go on holiday, someone else will. For me, it's a similar message to, all toasters are good. Yes. It's positive, it's a good feeling.

We all need a good feeling, now it's autumn, winter and so on, you know. And I'm going to read an excerpt from the text, it's called Media Markt. But I don't want to go into it, I don't want to spoil too much, what happened at Media Markt. But I want to take an excerpt out of the text

and read it. And I want to take an excerpt out of the text and read it out. And I think page 44 is something I haven't read yet. I only have the back part. I didn't let it all come to me. That's right, because for you there should be a surprise. So guys, you're listening to the excerpt from the text of Media Markt page 44 in my new book. It's published on the 12th of November.

So, about once a year, events in my life are so unfavorable that I can't keep going further to drive to the city center. For example, when I need a big plastic bag, the internet is sold out again, or I want to be shamed by a 22-year-old HUNKE MÖLLER employee for my breast chest. So that I don't have my next mental breakdown in the city centre, but only at home, I need regular respite breaks when shopping. And since cool women don't pay, I'm ready to share my secret island of relaxation here. Butler's.

The interior design shop, which has been insolvent for 10 years, but still sells Christmas tree balls in the shape of dackels in hot dog buns. It's always very quiet here, because people only come here in the Advent period because of the hot dog dackel balls. The rest of the year there is a lot of empty space here. The items at Butler's are not only boring, but also of an under-average quality. After all, a customer-friendly concept that the ugly pepper mill is going to break because then you can quickly buy a new one.

Anyway, it's well-tempered at Butler's. I spent hours there without seeing a person. Nobody even worked there. Probably to save staff costs because of the insolvency. Many Butler's stores have a second floor because they want to offer customers the opportunity to get bored on two floors. I'm lucky because if there were already zero people downstairs, it's minus three upstairs. The second floor at Butler's is like the second page of Google search results.

Hardly anyone can get there, but you don't want to go there because it starts to get weird. In this case, I can only recommend it. On the second floor of the Butler's, there is often a corner with garden furniture and a large selection of seats. Over the years, I have perfected it to build a cave from various large seats with a few hand gestures, a small room in the room. Soundproof, comfortable, not visible from the outside. Of course, I take off my shoes when I enter my cave, I know how to behave after all. In the Badlas cave I can relax for 1-2 hours without any problems and even sleep before

I continue my journey through the city center. I have already made my income tax pre-register and wrote parts of my book. Since you are mostly the only person in the store, the WLAN is excellent. Second, Deichmann. I can also recommend shoe stores as a retreat in Höllenschen and in Stadt Wermstens. The store area is angled, the shelves are high above your head and there are extremely many mostly padded benches. I always go to the back of the store where the old men's sandals are displayed. Here it's the quietest, because old men don't buy shoes.

They either let their wives bring them, or just grab them randomly and disappear to the cashier, because trying on shoes is inhuman. Only softened, left-right-sip gluten-defeaters with colourful hair try on their shoes before buying. Real men wear shoes in the wrong size.... your dream house quiet and the bedspreads are still like new. So that I am not being addressed by staff, I always pull a few of the exposed winter boots over, so I can suggest buying interests at any time and have it warm and cozy on my feet. There are more lessons that I imagine, but of course you have to buy the book for that. That was just a little preview of my book.

Sometimes there are shops where I think, you can stand around here a bit. It's really like that. For me, it's bookshelves. Yes. To not get too close to the bookborge. I often stand around there. Back at the advisors, in the esoteric corner. Sometimes it smells good.

For me, I'm only half private. Half private, you Sometimes you can smell it. I'm only half private about it. Half private, then you can put something around it. Yes, next week on the 12th, 11th. Yes, today in a week. Yes. Unbelievable. Unbelievable, guys, it happened. And on the 11th, 11th, to avoid Cologne, another short tip.

Who didn't get milk, always a problem. Always a problem when you have to work on it. Because it's not a holiday. It's not a holiday. No, which I don't understand either to work. Because it's not a day off. It's not a day off. What I don't understand either, then please do it at least on the day off. Yes, please give all people who work in Cologne free of carnival. So that they can at least go to the net and get rid of the people. Yes, but honestly, I don't have to sit in a call where the people are already dressed.

Gläzja really experienced that. Really experienced that. That was your Bridget Jones moment. Yes, and so I can't take it any more seriously. that you're dressed up. Last year, really, really, really, really, really. That was your Bridget Jones moment. Yeah, and, you know, I just can't take it any more seriously. I'm sorry, but somehow it's really, so absurd. People don't take themselves seriously, they don't take their work seriously.

So let's just leave it at that. One thing I would never, never dare to do is to go out of the house in the morning with self-confidence, fully dressed up, go to the train, to the bus, standing around, passing people and going to work. I always admire people with this self-confidence. I notice right away that these are not training sessions. You really meet at seven in the morning at the bakery,

they get a sandwich. Most people are not dressed up, they totally stick out, but they go out in a sexy bee suit with self-confidence and stand there in a bus. But also with this tiredness, a tired sexy bee. But it's worth the envy for self-confidence. The first two years I lived in Cologne, I thought it was kind of weird that nobody shows any reaction.

It really doesn't matter. Well, I'd say, we're coming to the end, Chris. All important things are said, at least for this week. And we'll put the link to the book in the show notes. But you can find it, the Julia Becker book. It's been googled pretty quickly. Really quickly. Please tell us if you want to buy it. I'm very happy.

And next Tuesday we'll be back for you. Until then, I wish you a very nice and pleasant week. if you want to buy it and I'm very happy. And next Tuesday we'll be back for you at Drinni Tuesday. Until then, I wish you a very nice and pleasant week. Thank you for listening. Thank you for always being at the start on Tuesday. I wish you a good week. Goodbye and bye. Bye.

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