DRINNIES - Die 7 Leben des Sky du Mont

Episode Date: November 18, 2024

Achtung, Durchsage: Jesus hat an Heiligabend Eier gelegt, Sky du Mont hat sich in eine Katze verwandelt und zukünftig gibt es an jeder seriösen Tankstelle „Giulia im Schlafrock” und „Zürcher Geschnetzelchris”. Ansonsten bleibt aber alles wie immer. Weitermachen!Besuche Giulia und Chris auf Instagram: @giuliabeckerdasoriginal und @chris.sommerHier findest du alle Infos und Rabatte unserer Werbepartner: linktr.ee/drinnies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Drinys, the podcast from the comfort zone. Hello and welcome to a new episode of Drinys. We hope you're doing well and if not, it's okay. I stretched my forearms to the sky and my index finger. I'm really trying to emphasize this with a follow-up here. I greet you, Julia. I greet you back, Chris. Here on board the MS Drini's.

We have the whole chapel on board. That's you. The sinking ship. Exactly, and I... Is it a sinking ship? Maybe, let's see. But the band is awesome, like on the Titanic. Why isn't there a cruise ship with a submarine? There was this billionaire submarine that exploded.

Didn't work out that well. Where the whole world was mourning. But you could offer that if people on the right cruise ship don't mourn anymore because of the environment. That you just say, okay, we'll do it underwater. Nobody sees you. Then you could still see something from the underwater world. Honestly, Chris, I would book it.

Yes. That's really the only reason why I don't do a cruise, because it's just morally unbearable and I'm really afraid to be seen there. Yes. That's why I would either stay in the cabin all the time, secretly, secretly do a cruise, or, as you said, underwater,

that attracts me. That attracts me in the oven. It's not about the debate, but to be driven around is something good. It's something nice, but also in terms of the current situation, you can't do it. But I recently got an email, actually about the subject, but I didn't read it at all, because it wasn't necessarily about the subject, it wasn't deliberately removed. But a researcher is in the Mariana Graves,

in this, I don't know, I think 10,000 or 11,000 meters deep, what is it, a gorge, a ditch, just diving underwater with a snail. You have to choose that. With a snail? With a snail pulled down, snail down, once took a deep breath and off you go. Did she throw down a ring she wanted to dive into? No, but she found something else.

The first thing she saw when she arrived down here, 11,000 meters deep, I think, compared to Mount Everest, it's 7,000-8,000 meters high. So it's very, very deep. The first thing I saw was a beer bottle. What? Yes, beer bottle. Do you know what brand? I don't know. Becks, but that's not a real beer.

Maybe a Gösse or something, or a can. But, sorry, but that's crazy. You can also tell me any beer brands. I have absolutely no idea. But how can you even recognize a beer if you... I imagine it's totally dark in the Mariengraben. So deep down, there's no light, right? Did she have a light bulb on?

A ring light. And then camera on selfie mode. And then she filmed herself there. How can you... I find it amazing that there are people who can do that. But how can you feel the need to dive into the depths of 11,000 meters alone? For science, Julia. For science. Was that for science?

It wasn't private pleasure. I thought it was like a Guinness Book. But then someone has to come along who is certified. That means someone from the Guinness... what's the name of the Guinness Institute? Yes. Someone has to come along to prove it, to dive down the 11,000 meters. Some Heinz Müller, who is not even armed for it, has to dive down with a pen and a clamp.

Exactly, and with a suit that's a bit too big. With the tie on, you'd have to flap around a bit. That's the question, maybe she was more semi-private. That's the big question for me, what does semi-private mean? I've seen myself confronted with that. But I'm generally in a maritime mood. I'm in a maritime mood. There are two things that have dominated me in the last few weeks. But I'm generally in a maritime mood. I'm in a maritime mood.

There are two things that dominated me the most in the last few weeks. I've already asked myself why you're dressed like one of those Shanty Corps. Exactly, with this necktie that we still have. The striped top, the captain's hat. That's what it looks like, a good shoe. Two things dominated me the most in the last few weeks. On the one hand, the live performances, on the other hand, the success show, Rute Raus, der Spaß beginn, from NDR,

the fishing show, that really got my attention. I watched so much that I also absorbed the vocabulary. They say sometimes, Heinz, there's life in the route. There's life in the route. I don't understand exactly if it's about that fish are already on the edge

or if it's just in the air, if it's more of a pre-pleased expression. if it's just in the air. If it's more of a pre-happy expression. A spirit that's in the air. Yeah, a general vibe on the dike. I still have the spirit of the live show. It's actually incredible, it's been two weeks. It feels like yesterday, crazy. But I really have to say, it's still positive in my bones.

I still have, I think back, and memories of Swelke. Sometimes I look at the photos and think, man, that was really crazy that we did that. I really have to say, Chris, I hardly recognized you. When you were on stage, I couldn't believe it. For me, the young Harald Schmidt was on stage. You channeled the young Harald Schmidt. That's an insult.

No, you channeled the 50% of the very entertaining, intelligent Harald Schmidt, who he now wears in his arms. And you put him on stage. I almost fell out of the bed. It's a real pain in the back when I experience something like that. You were like a different person for me. You're a born entertainer, I have to say. That's a big compliment.

I want to say this to all the people who hear this, that they heard that you belong to a god-forsaken stage. Yes. It takes a while for while to get up. A bit like a teakalax. I'm usually dead inside and outside. But the stage is your air fryer. Yes, exactly.

And then on the Maxi Crisp function. Yes, it's like a panade. I'm going to be a fish-stick. Everyone is happy about it, especially me. Everyone can agree on that. So I felt like a mermaid when the wind blows out of the land. To bring out the rudder. The life of the rudder, Chris.

I went out and I have a weather app. I always look at it, I paid for it. It's a very precise weather app, apparently. There's also the wind in it. I saw that the wind is blowing towards the north-west, towards the Dutch coast. I didn't know it's not good to go fishing for sea trout. I said to myself, I could go back in,

today it's not good to go fishing. I thought, I'm not going fishing. But you went back in anyway. Yes, exactly. Maybe a good introvert tip, if you don't feel like meeting, just say, sorry guys, the wind is going to the northwest. Then you know what that means, right?

Today it's really bad to go to the sea, but we still wanted to go to the cinema. Well, bye! Yes, I really like the show, really, the fun begins. I think they moderate it so sovereignly. Yes, I've watched it with you before, and I have to say, it always gets me off the by it. For me it's actually the OG podcast.

They have a podcast vibe. I never watch it. I'm not interested in it. I don't want to see dead fish. I'm not interested. But I think they do it so well, that they do it so well. So completely natural, without the feeling that you're watching a TV show right now, but you're just on a trip with them.

It's actually pretty cool. I have to say, shout out not only to Rute, but also to Lichterketten. Because it's the dark season, you know how it is. I don't know, it's just too good. It's difficult, it gets dark early, you have to keep up with your mind, you have to do what's possible. And the reflex of many people is, including me and you, you have to make yourself comfortable in this time.

People drink tea, put on a candle and, attention, a lighter chain. I've heard that a lot in the last few weeks. You have to make yourself comfortable, make a certain muh-ge-lick-y, enjoy the lighter chain, hang a lighter chain on it. And then I have to say, what these lighter chains have to shoulder in the entire roof area. The 12 volt light chains have to shoulder our mental health and keep us together. The mental health of a whole nation depends on a light chain.

Exactly. What they actually do for us is immeasurable. I really have to say, cost- cost of using light chains is extremely great. Yes. Light chains create a very muggly look with so little effort. That pulls my backpack off my back. Really. So what a light chain in the room does.

And I also noticed that again when we were live on stage, because we also had a large light chain on our little room in the room. That was just so muggly, Chris. Yes. It's also interesting, actually. You could now set up a construction light at home in the one-room apartment or in the bathroom room. And that would be totally bright.

That would be super illuminated. But that would of course not do anything. That would rather trigger the opposite. Actually, a great idea for an Advent's box. Four construction lights. And turn on one more every Sunday. A light show. The brightest apartment in the world.

Yes, in the past you also made fireworks, real ones. And now you do something with LED drones. A light show. The brightest apartment in the world. Yeah, they used to make fireworks, real ones, and now they do something with LED drones. Yeah. Couldn't you switch to LED drones at the advent of time? That we say, the advent of time is dangerous, if you turn it on and then you go away and it ignites. Couldn't you just use four LED drones over every house?

Mega annoying, mega boring. I think the advent of time has gone out of noise. I think the advent calendar is out of control. That's what suddenly came out of control after the advent calendar. Now there are suddenly 600 euro advent calendars. And then with dry plants, which is super, super, super dangerous. So advent calendar itself is dangerous, to let real candles burn on straws. But then on dry plants.

And then I saw my very, very funny report where they went to flower shops and the merchants asked how they best protect it so that it doesn't crack. And one of the women who wanted to buy one said, best you impregnate the wick with hairspray beforehand. No. No! No! The Advent Wings Dry Flower wick. It's best to spray it on the surface with hairspray beforehand. She really didn't say that.

I would like to know if there are studies since there is this dry flower trend. If there really were a lot more fires. Because I would assume that 100%. Maybe we didn't get anything out of it. And hairspray is also a fire-proof agent. You can spray your hair and then you don't burn anymore. Then we burned extremely few people in the 80s. Yeah.

Hairspray is no longer state of the art, right? I think it's coming back.'s got a comeback, I think. It's coming back, like eyeliner. Eyeliner has also disappeared for a few years, but it's coming back now, I heard. I have one in the week, Chris. Nice that you ask me. I brought something too, and that is Kinder Bueno Eggs.

Do you still know them? Yes, I know. I think I mentioned it before, in the OSA time, because I love them so much. Unfortunately no money from children. I mean, no products from them. Ferreiro Superfirmen, where there will never be a single, a bunch of criticism, in my opinion.

Superfirmen. A decent company. Delicious products, great. Everyone is looking forward to that. Well, people, I love Kinder Bueno Eggs, and they're always on Easter. And now I'm just recently going through the Christmas corner. I watch every year what's new on the market in the seasonal department. And what do I see? Kinder Bueno eggs now at Christmas.

And the cool thing is, they usually do a rebrand, that you say, now it's a Christmas action, that means we don't have chickens here, but we have little Nicolaises. And what did you do with Kinder Bueno X? Nothing. They don't even try to make it look like a Christmas snack. It's obviously an Easter snack, Kinder Bueno X,

but they're shitting it. They say, you can eat eggs for Christmas. Jesus laid eggs on the 24th of December. I saw something on Halloween, because we thought, And we also have Christmas-eating eggs. Jesus laid eggs on December 24th. I also saw something you brought on Halloween, because we thought the hordes of children would be ringing with us. Also from Harry Bo Spinneneier. So the same eggs that are available on Easter,

from the Easter egg, are the Spinneneier. But then there was a rebranding, which was packed differently. They put the least effort and exchanged the plastic packaging. They could also take these percussion eggs, you know, these shaker eggs. They could also take them. Rebranding, or not as rebranding, but just packing this aluminum thing from children and see if it falls. But in December that would be percussion stars. Exactly, surprise eggs, but inside it's just sand.

It's not that great as a surprise, but it's also a surprise. But hey, it's musical early childhood! Yeah! By the way, Chris, I saw on TV a completely different topic. Sky DuMont is a cat now. What? Sky DuMont sometimes speaks in advertising, because he has a very deep and erotic voice, I would say.

And he speaks in such noble voices, but he also speaks cat food advertising. And now completely new, from the point of view of a cat. So he is the cat. And now I asked him, is that a call for help? Did he turn into a cat? Because I haven't seen him for a long time. For cat food, the advertising does. Yes. Or rather, he is the while. For cat food, the advertising does? Yes! Or rather, he's the cat in the cat food advertising? I don't know the word anymore, but he says something like,

hmm, we'd love that. But it's good for him that he's not the cat in the advertising, right? But really, I haven't seen Sky Dimon for a long time, and suddenly he speaks from the perspective of a cat on television. But honestly, if not he, who then? Who could instead of him a cat speak? So if there were cats as a film in Germany, was last time filmed a few years ago, then of course Sky Dumont would have to play the top cat, right? The boss cat. And Reiner Lauterbach the garbage can. They are always in the garbage cans or not? Or am I mistaken?

I thought the cats were always singing out of the trash can. I've never seen cats, I'm sorry. Off the record. I've never seen them either. I'm just wondering why cats are interested in fish. The fish don't know about cats' existence. But cats obviously know that there are fish. They stand on the shore, on the quay,

and look at the water, whether the wind is going northwest, towards the Dutch coast, or south-east, whether the marine currents are biting. I can tell you why. I think it's because fish can't leave their water. Yeah, but... I don't think they know about cats,

because cats rarely dive under water in a cruise ship or dive into marine caves. Cats are probably attracted by the smell of the fish. So if you put up a tuna can somewhere and the cat goes there, she'll think, oh, what's that? It smells great, maybe it's the processed Guy DuMont. But you have to say, tuna from the can smells extreme,

but normal tuna doesn't smell that extreme. That's what you say. That's your opinion. I have a completely different opinion. I think it's just this way of conserving, which makes this smell so compact, I'd say. That's not true. But that means that cats only know the smell of ready-made tuna and not of real tuna, right?

They wouldn't even recognize real tuna if they walked past it. Do they have cats? Maybe. If they had cats, they would know how fresh fish tastes. They would go to the fish market and have it prepared by the cook for the cat. There are people who cook for dogs or cats. There are. Sure, for dogs or cats. There are some. Yes, sure. I know some experts myself.

Sky Tumor wasn't made for cat food. He's a cat. No! He's a cat now. He's a cat. He doesn't eat cat food. Okay, but he doesn't eat the can either. But you know Montreux, where the Jazz Festival is. I lived there for a few years when I was studying.

And there's nothing there except this festival.. And there's nothing but this festival. It's known for this festival, it's a beautiful region, a beautiful lake, but there's not much. And that's why when you're in Montreux, there's the Quincy Jones burger. No, Quincy Jones died too, he wasn't worked on. It's just an homage to Quincy Jones. There's also the Duke Ellington Fitness Teller.

I don't know, Etta James Vermicelli or something. Etta James Rizka Simil. Exactly. Sky DuMois is not food, it's a cat. But if you, after your death, if someone would want to give you respect, an homage to you, Julia Becker, what kind of a dish could that be?

Quincy Jones has a burger, Duke Ellington has a fitness plate, a Swiss specialty, I'd say. You eat a cordon bleu, but not fries or a satiety supplement, but a salad supplement. Against bad conscience, fitness plate. Once a fitness plate, and then a tiramisu. Or just the Etta James vermicelli.

But Christoph, that's a really, really great question. I want to make a quick note. Those are things I want to think about more. And I think my first impulse was to say right away I'd like to have a tank stop snack. A good, solid tank stop snack. Not the lonely brew sausage that's still in the kitchen since Friday evening.

But something you're really into, where you say, I'm going to take the discount, pay the euro for Sanifair to solve my bong, so I can get the Julia Becker pizza bag later. Or Julia in a sleeping bag. Directly Julia in a sleeping bag. A sausage that somehow reminds me, optically, a vegan sausage that maybe also fits me in proportions, maybe also my hairstyle.

And then in my sleeping bag, in the puff pastry, which is still so nicely brushed with egg, that it becomes nice and crispy and golden brown. Maybe something else in there, small cheese thing running around or something. A little bit of Emmental, maybe a little... Yes, something spicy. Sprints or Tilsiter? Tilsiter. No, I don't like Tilsiter. But something spicy, you know, a Swiss mountain cheese or something. Something fine, where you have the feeling, yes, I'm at the gas station,

but I'm also giving myself something. That would be my thing. But still not too expensive, so still below the 5 euro limit. Maybe more like 3 euros, but a real Oschi for that. So in the sausage, in the dough, basically, and you can see your creative style, it will live on, you take the sausage as a canvas that has to be played. Right.

So, you can put a lot into the sausage, into the, I don't know, art lady, probably. You can play it in different ways, from different perspectives. Okay, Chris, all right. But you see're more like the theke, not like a beefy roll or wrapped up.

No, not wrapped up. Fresh, always fresh. But like this, so they don't have work with it, but get the rolls delivered and then just briefly in the air fryer for 30 seconds on Maxi Crisp. Also where you say, yeah, we

put a little spinach in there, that's something light. Fitness edition. Yes, exactly. So, Julian Schlafråg. Yes, exactly. So, Julien Schlafrock, fitness. Yes, Julien Schlafrock. What is your memory dish? Hmm... I see you at the Hausmanns Kost, Chris.

Turkish knitted. Oh yes. Turkish knitted? Yes. Where, but maybe also where you can say... Knitted Chris. Yes, knitted Chris. Turkish knitted Chris.

Yes, exactly, knitted Chris and then. Zürcher gschnetzel-chris. Yes, exactly, gschnetzel-chris and then subtitled Zürcher gschnetzel-tis mit einem Twist. And the twist is that the kitchen can process things that are just after MHD. So, already finished. For example, also in the direction of Ries Casimir, that you can still... Like an Amarena cherry.

Yes, or so, can still mix can of peach. Zürcher gschnetzel-tis with a twist, I like that. Can of fruit, but what else was sugar-coated? You know, where you think, oh, it's fruit, but it's still covered in sugar. Yeah, a little bit of curry powder on top, that we have on the other side, with a twist, right? Yeah, you can see that from the Mövenpick restaurant.

Mövenpick restaurant? In Würenlos? Yeah, Würenlos. Fressbalken, Würenlos. You'd find both of us there. So, Julia im Schlafhoch, as well as Zürcher Geschnetzelkriß. Both of them can be considered a civil prize, I'd say. Yes, the worlds meet there.

From one side towards Zurich and from the other side towards Aargau, you can meet each other from both sides. In the highway, bridge, up in the city in the city, on one side you lie down, on the other side I get exhausted. Yeah. At the counter. Cute first date idea. You also meet in the middle.

You run into each other like in the movie with a rose on the revere. That sounds like a 90-minute Sunday evening on Schweizer Strasse TV. Hey, Chris, honestly, I almost forgot it now, but I have to tell you something. Many messages keep asking me if I've done my signature course. I told you a hundred years ago that I paid and ordered an online signature course for my new book, where I was supposed to get a new signature.

There are different providers who offer that real calligraphers can sit down and create a new signature for you. So I got invited and bought an offer. And I finally did that, just before I had to sign the books from the Signia-Aktion. It was also in view of your reading journey, where you would give your signature to the first page if that would be demanded. Right.

But also of course for a signature. If you sign a contract, important things in life are sealed with a signature. By the way, I saw it in Maldi last time. Someone brought back a piece of clothing and then the signature was on the billboard compared to another signature on the pair. I've never seen that before.

It was checked if it was the same person based on the signature. If that happens to me, I'm screwed. You don't believe me, I sign differently every time. I don't have a permanent signature. If I have to take a package with a signature, I just write some lines on it. I make circle-shaped figures and lines.

I make the house of Nicholas. Do you think people who wear an artist genius in them, Picasso, if he would see that now, if he would live today... Pika-Pi! What is that? Because I can't even get something out of it. You mean Picasso said that when he came into the room? No, I don't think so.

Let's take Van Gogh, Monet, one of the dudes, if they would live today. With a little seriousness. Picasso! Please, pull yourself together. With a little seriousness in the... How did you do that? A little more... please. Sorry. Tear yourself apart. Why am I doing this? So Monet is standing at the door.

DHL rings. He has to take a package for his roommate Van Gogh. Monet has to sign. Is there an ear in there? A spare ear? No, there is no spare ear in there. Van Gogh ordered something completely normal. A pair of scissors.

He ordered a pair of scissors. Monet didn't know better. He takes the package and has to sign it. Do you mean on this little display, which is actually a canvas that needs to be played, Monet would take off his hat. He would say to the person who brought the package, wait a minute, I need a minute for myself.

And then he would use this pen he got there to briefly immortalize as a signature. Definitely. And the package would then sell the package with the signature for 7 million euros. That's well known in general, that these men, they were shameless, didn't pay. They called Picasso once, Pika Picasso, and then they painted something on the napkin

and didn't have to pay for that Julia in the napkin and the Turkish Excuse me, what's with the signature? You have a really cool, bomb-like signature. Yeah, nice and warm, I'd say. So, that's how it was. Then this deadline came, when I had to sign the first books, and I knew that until then I didn't just have to have the new signature, but I had to master it. That means I had to practice it beforehand with my pen.

I really had to do it on a template, on a pause and so on. I had to practice it until template, on pauses and so on. I have to practice until it's in my memory, until my hand can do it automatically. It's almost a course where you have to send something. It's not one-on-one live where someone prepares you. No, you just get an answer via email. And at the beginning you have to answer a few questions.

You get a few patterns and then you have to answer a few questions. You get a few patterns shown. And then you have to cross which style you like best. Something very snarky, something that you can read every letter very well or almost nothing. Something very simple. And then you cross it, here I like this better, here I like that better, here I like that better. And then when you've filled out the form, then you say, okay, from now on our calligraphy

will be developed with your signature and develop your own individual signature. And what does the whole fun cost? That sounds incredibly elaborate. I don't remember, but I mean I took the cheapest for like 40 euros. Okay, yes. And then there were different, or the middle, I don't know,

there were different stages of calligraphers. So they say experienced calligraphers, and then very good calligraphers, and then professional calligraphers, where you ask yourself... Van Gogh, but still with earplugs. Yeah, like, is he so good? But I think I took the cheapest and the middle one.

I think it costs up to 150 euros or so. That's unbelievable. Then I thought, well, but someone is sitting there and he's thinking. He's got a training course. He's got a training course for calligraphy. You have to appreciate that. Then they said it would take three to five working days. I said, all right, wow, crazy.

Three to five days of work, she sits and then grumbles. The person sits there with her pen holder. Until your first design, your new signature. Until the first design. With the ink, in the pen holder, with a feather in her hand, she sits there, still in her mouth, still thinking about a toothpick. How do I do that? And tries to get on the canvas. Has a huge paper consumption, right? That's how I imagined it for three to five days. So, and then, after, I think pretty much exactly four work days,

the PDF arrived, I'll say. The email with my signature. I only got one. So you can't choose either, but there's only one option you get. So 40 euros and it has to be that. Eat or die. And I opened it and had to laugh.

I'll show you. You can't really see it. It's a bit awkward that we're doing a podcast. But here. This is my signature that I'm going to use from now on. It looks like... It's like papyrus. No, not like papyrus, but...

The writing is papyrus. That was my first thought. That's not... No, that's... No one has ever seen that. In my opinion, that's the biggest scam ever. That's AI for me. But 1000%! They let me execute this formula so that the artificial intelligence knows

what it has to do. And in the end, it came out. Look, if I zoom in here, I see the pixels. Well, that could also be from the scan. The pixel was built in by the calligraphy. But it really looks like a letter that I saved on pages. Where I enter Julia Pegger.

That's just a typewriter. Someone just typed in my name and selected a typewriter and left time for four days and cut the nails in between. And then I had to pay 40 euros for it. That's a joke. It's probably artificial intelligence. It's like 1000 percent and it makes total sense. They don't have any evidence on their homepage

that a person is working anywhere. Nobody is photographed. It's all AI and it's completely random. It's not a real signature, but something you would write on a wedding card. It's a nice handwriting. It's not natural., it's just very... But it's very clear and the letters are clearly separated.

It looks very machinical. It's just AI. And I feel scammed. And of course I don't use it. I still have to use my funny signature. But now I said to myself, I'm going to embrace my signature now. As imperfect as it is, it will stay that way. And at some point I will embrace my signature now. As imperfect as she is, she will stay that way.

And at some point I will appreciate that she looks the way she does. I'm Picasso in the small. That's what I think is strong, I have to say. Thank you. I also find the other one very weak. So you grow even stronger, supposedly. So that's already, that's already, so they said that someone designs and then and then hand it to us.

That's cheating, I would say. No fucking work there, if you ask me. Not even the person who wrote me emails. It was probably a bot. But honestly, aren't you happy that you don't have to do that now? With practice and then someone will evaluate you? I'm so happy, Chris. I'm so happy. I had hardly any time.

I would have had to practice that all the time between door and door in the ICE. And I was really happy that Klus. I'm so happy. I barely had time. I would have had to practice between door and door in the ICE. And I was really happy that it looked so shitty. I don't want to say, no, I won't do that. During the train training in Hamm Westfalen, where it's really rumbling and rumbling, you're still calligraphing. Would you like to make a rubric? I would like to make a rubric.

We have a great question in there about explaining the way. And then also get into the situation with explaining the way to strangers. What if I say no now? I don't feel like it. No, then I would accept that and then we'll continue. Then we can talk about Van Gogh again, about Scheren and DHL. No, I really feel like the subject. Let's Fetz, Chris. Dismiss. No, I really want to go on the show. Let's Fats Chris. Drenner up! Drenner up!

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Drenner up! Drenner up! Drenner up! Drenner up! Drenner up! Drenner up! Drenner up! Drenner up! And Jasmin could bring this question to society again. To clarify how to deal with such situations. It's about the complex of a stranger being asked for directions. Jasmin writes, After my first day of work after a corona infection, I wanted to walk home from work instead of taking the subway.

I had a headache and just wanted to get some fresh air in peace and then make it beautiful on the couch at home. So I left without a clue and everything was fine until a person suddenly approached me and asked me for the way to the police headquarters. In a short moment of luck to actually know the way, I said, actually they just have to go straight. The woman thanked herself and continued her way in front of me, but the same moment, two things became clear to me. First, the police headquarters is currently in the air, but the actual route contains some unclear curves, a train crossing, stairs and an underpass,

and is therefore much more complicated than my slightly-prepared, always-straight-out-implemented route. We also found ourselves on a route that was less visited, so the options to ask other people were limited. And secondly, my way home leads right past the police headquarters. But I did not offer the woman, for obvious reasons, to accompany her to her destination. That would have meant 10 minutes of unpleasant small talk, which I would not have endured after my day at work with a headache. So I found myself in a dilemma again. Should I choose a detour to escape the situation and leave the woman to her fate,

or should I, embarrassed, follow her all the way and be sure that she will reach her goal? Of course, my choice was the second option and I tried to increase the distance between us by a slow walk. The woman seemed not to not interested in all this. She picked up chestnuts from the way and let my hard, worn-out safety distance melt away. It came as it had to. Because of my underground description of the way, the woman had to stop several times, wait for me and ask for the next section of the road again. The game repeated itself several times

and I felt more and more uncomfortable. After seemingly endless minutes, when the woman was halfway safe on the right path and I couldn't take it anymore, I finally started to overtake. I could leave her behind me. But the cringe thoughts about this moment of course not, what could I have done in this situation?

I would have accompanied her directly to the police headquarters and then handcuffed her. Ab... Abdu... Arrested. For this... For this arrest. Collecting chestnuts.

Directly... Eight years. Or directly say, if someone asks, I always have to take a few handcuffs to the police headquarters for the case. Put the person in chains directly. And somehow fix it at a bike stand and say, I'll be back later.

So, Jasmin, it was very nice what you did, right? Yes, basically. But with kindness, many problems start. That's right. When you open the door in a split, it usually opens completely. And what I can understand well is the joy that you actually know

a way. Because I always have that, when someone asks me, where is this and that way to this road, to that way, I actually have little idea. And I always say, I don't come from here. But where do you come from? After years living in Cologne, in Ehrenfeld, people asked me things where I had no idea.

And then I said, I don't live here. Yeah, I didn't have that either. I was at a kiosk where I actually was 700,000 times. Nevertheless, my brain didn't manage to tell me beforehand that there was not a single magazine or newspaper in this kiosk. I wanted to buy a magazine. And there was only a snack kiosk, there were only chips and coke, I felt.

And then I went in there and I was the only person, and I was asked what I was looking for, because I looked around, and I said, I wanted to buy a magazine. He said, we don't have a magazine. And then I realized, that's right, I knew that. Then he asked, are you from here? And I said, no, I don't live here. I said, no, of course, I don't live here.

And he said, well, then come with me. And I thought, oh, shit. And then he went out of the kiosk with me and then explained the way to the next Lotto Totto to me. And of course I knew where the time trial was. I know myself, I've lived here for a few years. But honestly, in a second I didn't dare to say, I don't live here.

I had no idea and then I was so calm and explained how I could find the 300 meters to the Lotto Totto. But it's nice, right? It's nice, it was so nice. It's nice, but you don't want to disturb the business processes, not even lure the owner of the kiosk out of the kiosk and then the customer will be lost.

I also had the problem, we live in a digitalized world. You can calligraphy my signature and ask me that. That's why, if someone asks me, no matter where, even if I'm in a foreign city, can you tell me where to go to the main station? If I have my phone in my hand, there is actually no excuse, except that I don't habe keine mobile Daten. Weil natürlich kann ich immer nachgucken, wo geht es denn zum Hauptbahnhof? Oder wo geht es zum Polizeipräsidium?

Und das habe ich schon mal am Bahnhof erlebt, wo eine Zugverspätung hatte und dann ist ein Pärchen auf mich zugekommen, die nicht viel älter waren als ich. Aus irgendwelchen Gründen hatten sie kein Handy oder Akku tot und haben mich gefragt, ob das der Zug wäre, and they didn't have a cell phone or battery dead, and they asked me if that was the train they would take to XY. And then I said, I don't know, but I can look it up. Because I was scrolling on my phone. I offered to look it up afterwards. The problem was, they got mad at me. They got on this train with me, they had to take the same train.

They asked me at every station if they had to get out. Then they asked me for a bus station after the stop sign. You know how complicated bus stations are with the different platforms. A, B, C, which line goes where. Then they go in the other direction from the other platform. Yes, you get to the info point. I had that recently in Hamburg at the main station.

I sat there and ate my French bread, waited for my train. And then a woman came, who also had the train app, but couldn't use it, and said she had to go to Hannover, to see if the train would be on this track. So I looked, and there was nothing on the track, so I looked in the app, and the train was off. So I told her, I passed the message here to the embassy,

unfortunately, your train is off. And she was totally overwhelmed, didn't know what to do, so I said, you can just take the next one, the train is unfortunately leaving. And then the total I said, you can just take the next one, the train is to blame, you can just take the next train. She didn't know that either. I basically cleared her up, I felt like the neck-breaker again.

And then she didn't know where the next train was going. That means I took her complete travel plan from the moment. I told her where she had to get in, where she had to get around, which track, which section, for second class, and I was really the info point. Yes, I've also experienced that people have asked me,

I have this ticket, can I use it to take this train? So, and legally, I have to take a step back. I have a ticket for Klaus Meine's concert here, can I use it to take the metronome? Exactly, I take a step back and say, I can't give a legal assessment. I've already said yes and then thought, maybe I can't ride this ticket with a Vizema.

This power you suddenly have. Exactly, I want to justify a sentence, I'll give it to you. You should actually say, excuse me, please, I can't give you any information about it. That brings a responsibility with you that I can't give you any information about that. That brings a responsibility with it, which I can't shoulder. That's a good sentence.

It goes well. It goes well over the lips. Yes, comes naturally. Exactly. And then you're in line with it, if there are legal questions later. If the person then goes black and then it's called here,

the guy with the cell phone, he said... The good thing is that the person can't find the way to the police headquarters if you make a mistake. Yes, exactly. Back to Jasmin. I think she didn't do much wrong. I would just take a different path in the past if I noticed that the person is now on the same path as I am. I would just go the other way, I think.

Yes, maybe just leave the country. The problem is, she had a headache, she was tired, the corona infection was over, but still weak. She wanted to go home. That's stupid if you sit down somewhere in a cafe and talk to Heiner about the most nervous picture. But I would take it forcibly. I go to a cafe, sit down, stand up. What's that? A cool concept. Cafe.

Absolutely my world. There's a sitting cafe and a cafe. Exactly. Steak café. Absolutely my world. There's sitting café and sitting café. Exactly. You keep quiet, sometimes you say something. I think you should always say, if you're in a café, that you're always saying sitting café or sitting café. So I'm in a sitting café right now, we'll go to a sitting café later. That's right.

There are sitting cafés, but that it implies that there should be coffee shops. Yes, there should be. Every coffee shop in Germany should be renamed. Yes, I think so too. It should be made clear that you can sit here. You can only stand here. It's not for everyone. I think it should be labeled clearly. Just after work, coffee shop. I would have just walked around the Yasmin spot.

I would have fled, I would have just walked around the Yasmin spot. I would have fled, I would have hid. I would have hid behind a garbage can that Sky Dumont is eating right now. Oh no, it's a cat. It's not the food, it's not the garbage can, it's the cat. I really wonder if anyone in the last six months has seen Sky Dumont. I think my thesis is that Sky Dumont is a cat now. I think a new identity has been added to the late Midlife Crisis.

But Jasmin, I would also like to say that I would have simply hidden myself or left the country or cut my ear off. Exactly, so basically you can say it's actually nice if you show or describe the way to people. I think you can help out there. If you know the way, the problem was, of course, that you said, just always straight. If you have to say, it's not straight, but it's 200 meters left, then under the underpass, up the stairs, over the railway tracks, then right. Then make the hot wire.

Exactly. You have to go through the guide, up the stairs, over the railings, then right, then left. Then make the hot wire. Exactly. Then you can't get around to accompany the person. That's the problem, because it's so complicated. But that really sounds like a ninja warrior route. That's not normal. What you can do, of course, is to lead the person to a large straight road. Although a detour, but it's easier for you to follow the path. Yes, once to Santiago de Compostela and then straight ahead. But only if you write a book about it, please.

Is there a rule that everyone who walks this Jakobsweg also has to write a book about it? Certainly. I think that's something you sign with a signature that you get from the AI, right? If you say, I'm going to Jakobsweg, even if it's only 500 meters, I'll write a book about it. 500 meters Jakobsweg and back again.

Yes, so Jasmin's question has obviously been cleared once and for all. A clear answer. It's not clear at all. Finally signed by me with my new signature from AI. Why signature? Why signature? Why not... There are stamps, why not seal? Wax seal? Please, we'll introduce wax seal again. Yes, and always have it with you if I have to sign a book. I always have wax to go in my pocket,

so that I have to put heroin on the spoon first. I'll research right away whether it's purely legal to sign with wax seal. Probably not because you can get rid of it, but honestly, you can be a cool writer. That's also artistic measurement. Can you? Yes, Julia. For me, the joke is enough.

Yes, I noticed that. But Chris, I really have to go now. You know I have to do, I have to do this and that, import-export, do and do. And you too. The wind is good right now. I have to go now. The mermaids are waiting for me.

I don't think they're waiting, but they're definitely there. I'll tell you one thing. Today, Sky du Monde will be fried. He's looking nicely into the bra pan, into the coated one, which I'm not allowed to put in the dishwasher. I hope we don't get a post from Sky du Monde's lawyer that we said we want to fry him. No, I don't want to put in the dishwasher. I hope we don't get a post from Sky Dumont's lawyer saying we want to fry him. No, I don't want to. It's an artistic fantasy.

It's basically a role I play here like Sky Dumont as a cat. He's not a cat either. I'm not exactly a human in a podcast. He certainly doesn't have a lawyer, because he's a cat or his lawyer is a cat too. Do animal lawyers have...? Yes, probably. It sounds like a Sata 1 series. I think Lenzen also looks like he would represent animals.

Oh, Lenzen. Doesn't he have the beard because it's so fur-like? Well, let's leave it at that. We'll hear from you again next Tuesday for the Drinni Tuesday. And until then, we wish you a very nice, pleasant, wonderful week. But the cast is already there. Ingo Lenzen and Sky DuMont in the German version of Cats.