DRINNIES - Die Quickborner Ladekabel-Komission
Episode Date: April 28, 2025Legt euch auf die Telefon-Chaiselongue, der DRINNIES Raucher-Wagon fährt heute direkt in eure Herzen! Giulia und Chris gehen von Tür zu Tür und sammeln Ladekabel, aber als Brauchtum. Außerdem fäh...rt Chris jetzt mit dem Crosstrainer über die A4, aber geschäftlich. Und in Frankfurt versucht Giulia in einem Knöperwellness zu entspannen, aber privat. Hoch die Tassen!Tickets für Giulias Lesereise GIULIA BECKER WORLD TOUR: https://loveyourartist.com/de/profiles/giulia-becker-BA58KR/eventsBesuche Giulia und Chris auf Instagram: @giuliabeckerdasoriginal und @chris.sommerHier findest du alle Infos und Rabatte unserer Werbepartner: linktr.ee/drinnies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Drenys, the podcast from the comfort zone.
Welcome to a new episode of Drenys. We hope you're doing well. And if not, it's okay too.
My name is Chris Sommer and...
I haven't been wearing underwear for five days.
And the hell is back.
Julia, I neglected it a bit.
Comeback of the year.
And I found it again.
And there are incredible things on it,
with which I have nothing to do.
And in general I just want to tell people...
Hello, hello, long time no see.
And I was also surprised, Julia,
you are a successful person in my opinion.
You always bring back your fund on time.
You get your package from the package shop.
You made it in life.
You made it far, but it surprised me
that you obviously run other fields of work
that I didn't know about,
I recently looked at the Geissens and suddenly I heard...
I was very surprised when Julia Becker called me.
She's one of the most successful publishers in Germany.
I didn't mean to say that, Chris, but it's true,
the rumors are true, I'm one of Germany's most successful publishers.
I'm especially happy that it's also reached
KM Guys, it's spread all over.
It's reached Indigo Star.
And what makes my heart laugh,
like the Indigo Star, is my intervall.
I have an intervall.
The intervall doesn't stand for Indigo Star,
but for the low-budget version of Indigo Star, but for the low budget version of Indigo Star.
And for the TGV.
I drove the TGV once again.
I had it in our French neighbor, our friend from France.
That's where it hit me again.
That's why I took the train.
Very good connection from Frankfurt to Marseille.
No problem with the train. Easy peasy.
If I lived in Frankfurt,
I'd probably get a baguette once a week.
It's worth a day's trip, right?
If you leave at 2.30 am,
and you're at home at 4 am the next day.
That's nice.
It's worth it.
My inside isn't the TGV itself,
but I had a seat upstairs, there are two floors,
I had my seat on the upper floor.
And you have to climb a seat up there, there are two floors, I had my seat on the upper floor, and for that you have to step up a few steps logically with your little pillow.
I did that.
And then something jumped into my eye.
That's what I miss in German trains.
And the stairs end in a kind of corridor,
it's a corridor between the wagons,
there are no regular seats,
but it's really like a dike.
It's a bit like home, like in an apartment, like at home.
You can walk through and get into the car.
Where you have a small Flo-Mack-commodel with a drawer that clamps.
But there you still have the keys and the wallet.
And you bump into it.
And a few batteries for watches.
Exactly. And you put the cardboard down, where you say,
I'll bring it out when I go out next time.
But it's stacking up to the ceiling.
So you can't wear it anymore, so you just leave it.
But it's not there now. The dresser is not there anymore.
No, the dresser is something better.
A kind of chaise lounge, a kind of sofa, a piece of furniture,
a sofa, I almost want to say. A futon. Let's say it like it is. furniture, a sofa I'd almost say. A foot-toy.
Let's put it this way, it's a sofa.
There's a little sofa like a lounge.
A slightly round shape.
And you can sit down in the hallway really relaxed.
And that really caught my eye, not only because it's a cosy factor,
but also because I noticed that people automatically went out of the car to make phone calls
and then sat on the sofa in the telephone lounge in the hallway.
I thought that was great.
Nobody really annoyed me because they went out to make phone calls.
That's my prejudice anyway.
For all trains in the world, that you don't even say there are rest areas,
but the whole train.
All wagons are rest areas
and there is a special area
where you go to make a phone call.
There you move,
you take the train to Ganossa
and there you make a phone call.
Yes, but also for smoking.
It's like a smoke cabin at the airport,
the Camelounge,
two times two square meters,
80 people smoking.
Out of all corners and all corners,
the smoke comes out.
Just a cool atmosphere.
Exactly, and that will be the last car.
You're in Verrauch, you're in Paris, 1957.
That will be the last car in the train.
So that people have to walk through the whole train,
so that it's really difficult.
So that they don't think about it three times,
I'm going to smoke now, I'm going to call now.
And in the end they are really shocked by everyone
and the door opens and the fight begins.
First of all, a noise is heard by everyone who is calling
and at the same time smoking.
And that also helps the phone callers
or the people who are called there.
Because if you have to walk from the front car,
from car 27 to the back to the phone car,
car 42, then you are not allowed to pick up the phone in the meantime
and then it shows which phone is really worth it.
Who's letting it ring? What's really important?
And I mean, sorry, if you're already at car 32,
it doesn't ring anymore, you just have to go back.
But then you can say, well, then maybe just do an email.
This phone can be replaced by a letter.
And if you've walked all already walked to the last car and then the person is on the phone and then I can imagine
that the person is so pissed that when she is there she starts smoking.
Simply because she's already there anyway and when she's in the car she can just
call someone and say, you have a cable for me, my phone is on.
I have to say, recently in the IC a god-sent angel-like being has appeared,
namely a creator who has ordered someone in the peace department
not to make a phone call here.
Oh, wonderful.
These are the angels of everyday life, they have to go somewhere with Günther Joch,
with the SKL show, with the SKL.
No, wrong event, a heart for children.
Where is there such a show where people, most of the heroes of everyday life,
with the letter X, Y there is also such a price. A heart for children. Where is there a show where people, mostly the heroes of everyday life,
at the You get a golden block ward when you get rich. But I want to say something about the Gé salon in the Gé Gé Vé.
And that's how I recognize it from the SBB lines.
SBB, CFF, FFS.
LFG, with a friendly face.
Right.
Oh yeah, mine.
At the Swiss Federal Bank there is also this lounge
where it is always offered to be careful if someone says lounge and not lounge.
Because you have to say that there is probably a Sylt background.
If someone says lounge, that's probably a Sunsy bar or a beach club in Sylt.
But I want to say something about the SBB, because I see that too.
And these places are always free, unless you're on your way to peak rush hours.
And then people sit, involuntarily, into this semi-round sofa.
And I've also experienced that, where the kneecaps rub against each other
through the angles, I would say. That's how it's done, right?
And then the meniscus rub against each other with
foreign, stressed women who are maybe just making their way back from Zurich
to the Bavarian mainland.
Yes, yes, very uncomfortable.
I can't necessarily support it, but if the process is like you
described it in the TGV in France,
then I'd say we could do it with us.
And that's the demand to declare the whole train as a Ruhr area.
I'm serious about that.
And the smoke area.
And I'd like to get some hearing.
Yes, and the smoke area again.
But the SBB is this lounge, the Diminiscos lounge.
Exactly.
So you go there to touch your knees.
Yes, but luckily you can say that the knees, the meniscus, the ins and outs,
they are relieved because they all wear on-shoes.
In Switzerland you can say that these are healthy, really quick,
living meniscus that stick together.
What a fucking on-shoe!
No, they are great.
Yes, they are great.
By the way, in France I was in a dinosaur park,
not far from the Swiss border,
and I could identify the Swiss immediately,
because they all wore shoes.
That was so practical. Perfect.
May I start an Out of the Week?
I don't want to drag the mood down too much, but I was...
But a little bit.
Yes, a little bit I have to, unfortunately. I'm sorry, but I also want to take the mood too deep. But a little. Yes, a little, unfortunately. I'm sorry.
But I want to tell you the truth.
And it's part of the truth that I was invited somewhere
where I don't want to go into it.
And there were other people invited, three people in the hall.
And I arrived with one person at the same time.
And then I was later congratulated by the host for his birthday.
And I didn't know that apparently a birthday was taking place.
And then another person heard that,
after wishing him a birthday,
and then they asked, when did you have a birthday?
And then the host said,
the day before last weekend, two weeks ago.
And then I thought to myself,
wait a minute, birthday wishes are a sad topic anyway,
but after two weeks, congratulating him after all.
Sorry guys, but I'm out of here. but after two weeks, congratulations. Sorry, guys, but I'm out.
No, that's...
But two weeks, no.
Or you can also save yourself, you don't have to do it anymore.
Well, I have to say, the child of the birthday didn't ask for it either.
The others, of course, embraced it directly, too.
And I say, after two weeks...
I don't know either.
Do you have to...
Do you have to do it again after two weeks And then you also have to do it again?
I think a rule could be that you only have to congratulate
if the birthday cake would still be edible on the day of the meeting.
So if I would say two weeks ago, I would have to say no, sorry.
So the blackberry cake would be absolutely something like this,
green, it would have a real plum on top of it. Not at all.
We have to go back to the past, to nature,
we have to go back to the origin.
That's the new rule.
When something is overgrowing, a food is overgrowing,
then you can also leave the event, birthday behind.
That's the natural course of events.
And the same, Larry David has already set the rule,
New Year greetings three days, and the same applies for New Year.
Yes. If the raclette remains are used up,
then a good new happy new year is not wanted.
As soon as the raclette goes back into the IKEA box,
which goes into the basement,
well, we're not normal,
we're still eating raclette all year round.
You push it out, but as soon as the last onion, silver onion, I mean, is not eaten, because you know exactly,
the last silver onion stays in the glass, you don't want to fish it out.
So I would still have three years.
And honestly, you then dispose of it in the glass container.
Oh!
With the filling, you throw it in.
Then you say...
Chris, please, that's a punishment.
Yes, but you have to say, the rats and mice in this world have to have something to eat too.
Remy and Emil!
That's a good rule.
Julia, today only one punch after the other.
I want to mention, we just talked about train.
I'm about to have a gigantic train trip.
A gigantic train trip in the calendar month of May.
Let me guess, once to Berlin with the German train.
Yes!
That's also...
Depending on where you're going, that's also a gigantic train trip.
I'll make the train gags big again in 2025.
But where does your journey lead to?
My journey leads me to Nazareth.
No, joke. I'm going on a reading trip again.
What does that mean again? The second and of my world tour is coming to an end.
The second and last part of my world tour is coming to an end.
I will once again read out of my evergreen.
If I don't go on vacation, someone else will read it out.
The first part of the tour was just so, so funny and so funny and so cool.
It was so much fun.
And now it's moving on. And I want to announce again where I'm going.
Because there are still tickets and you can come by. On May 17th, in Erlangen, on May 18th in Dresden,
on May 19th in Wiesbaden, on May 21st in Duisburg
and on May 22nd in Hannover.
And Nils is back. Am I seeing this right?
Nils Bokeberg will be moderating.
My right hand, my better half on tour.
It's a great fun, we talk a lot,
we answer questions from the audience.
I sign books afterwards.
You can meet me, you can talk to me,
you can say thank you for the reading.
I'm very happy to meet you.
I think I'm coming to Dresden.
Last time I said maybe I'm coming to Hannover,
but I think I made a wrong decision.
Dresden is nicer, I once held a speech about the Semper,
I got a grade 1.
Really?
Because I summarized the right information from Wikipedia.
Wait, isn't 1 a sex in Switzerland?
I already translated it for the German language.
You're used to it here.
I understand.
I'm also particularly looking forward to Dresden.
Because the best experiences,
the two cities that have the most tears last time time were Leipzig and Stuttgart.
Two cities I would not have thought of.
I thought more Cologne, Berlin and so on, they would be totally different.
But Leipzig and Stuttgart, boy, that was the best crowd.
And that's why Leipzig anyway, a city of honor, but Dresden too.
And I'm really looking forward to Dresden.
And it's a reading, but in my opinion,
I think you can go there without, without find a reason to buy or read the book.
I think you can also get a little bit scared,
or from them and Nils.
Of course, it's just a wonderful, funny evening.
It's even sung, but I don't want to take too much away from it.
It's not sung too much either, don't worry, guys.
I'm not doing the big concert there, but it's really, really,
it's really crazy. So Nils and I had a lot of fun, and it's always a good sign
when you have fun.
We can put the link in the show notes.
Yes.
And I have nothing to do with it.
I'm a big fan of it.
Yes, in Dresden.
Exactly, so don't ask me for information.
Yes, leave Christian alone now.
But I have another information.
I have, maybe, the end Maybe the podcast is coming to an end.
What?
Not just this episode, but the whole thing.
Because I could imagine starting as an entrepreneur.
Because when we started, I saw a rental car,
a big Fiat Toccato.
I don't know what Europe Car, what Star Car.
It was one of the famous companies. I don't want to do advertising. There, what's stronger. It would be one of the famous companies.
I don't want to do advertising.
There's also Sixt and etc.
All great companies.
And then I thought, there are many people who go to the gym.
I'm not one of them, but many people have an office job.
You want to use the time.
And then I thought, you have to go to the gym.
You have a subscription, you rarely go.
I, as a future fitness studio entrepreneur, would have to pay a the gym, you have a subscription, you rarely go. As a future fitness studio entrepreneur,
I would have to pay a rent, that's expensive.
So I thought, why don't we have a kind of Uber for a fitness studio?
I'll buy or rent Fiat Ducatos,
put in a cross trainer
and drive to the people at home.
And if they say, I live in Düsseldorf
and I have to go to work in Cologne,
then I'll pick them up.
You can order them in the app,
me with Fiat Ducato,
there's a cross trainer in the back.
And then they can,
to make the time better,
instead of sitting in the car or in the train,
they can trample on the highway from Düsseldorf to Cologne,
on the back of the cross trainer,
while I play the best of Bon Jovi.
And then they used this, I don't know,
three-fourth of an hour.
Yes, um, keyword safety risk, uh, back in the Ducato, back on the Autobahn. No, that's not a problem at all. We'll do something with straps, somehow.
That's what keeps it going. And I'm a safe driver.
I also thought of an alternative, if someone says,
well, I just don't want to move away,
but in my flat, in my apartment, there's just no space for a sports device.
But I really don't want to go to the gym.
Then I park on the street with a Fiat Ducato
and then you can go in the back,
on a Crosstrainer or another device.
We can offer different things.
You could also rent a saddle-puller
or a three and a half tonne,
which has more space.
Then you could also put in a scooter.
So a little bit of equipment, like in a fitness studio.
Or a horse in the car.
If you've always wanted to ride,
the horse can only walk on the spot.
The horse is on a treadmill.
On a horse treadmill, on a treadmill.
Horse treadmill.
And the horse walks step by step.
And then you can say, when you arrive at the office,
I'm on my way to work. I mean, a lot of people are working on the phone,
on the laptop, but you could also use your time differently
when you have a place.
And that would be my fitness studio Uber idea,
with which I'm trying to start.
You can really start it a little bit,
you don't just have to use a sponge,
you can start it a little bit.
Also, somehow, an isotonic drink,
for example, a shake.
You can book it from the back with the app
when you're on a cross-diner or home-diner.
And in the front, where I sit,
I sit on a sidecar, like an Airfryer or a smoothie maker,
I make a satay spout and maybe a banana-kivi shake or something.
A bit of protein powder, whatever you want.
And then I would reach the back.
Or there are also the real fitness freaks
who say, I go to the gym every day, but to get to the gym alone,
I need 30 minutes by car.
That's a lost time.
I want to do sports in those 30 minutes too.
But it's too far to jog there.
And then they can call you and you can take them to the gym
and then they can warm up in your car.
So the cardio things can be done in the car and then they the cardio stuff you can do in your car
and then you can go straight to the equipment in the gym
and don't have to warm up.
The only problem is, the idea is there.
Everything works out, it's a round thing.
The only problem is, there are no showers.
Then I would have to say, okay, I'll go to the gym with them
and they can take a shower.
I'll drive them back.
But you could also, you know, a towel and disinfectant sprays.
I'll get into the game, Chris.
I'll get into the game, because I have the Ducato with the shower in it.
And I'll drive behind your Ducato.
And then people can get in mine.
And then I'll drive back with the shower in it.
And if you want, with a bathtub, and you didn't see it.
Nice, but the good one from Dyson.
I hear people saying, or all the naysayers,
who say, no, no, no, this isn't a real fitness studio,
they're missing something like disinfectant spray,
the atmosphere in general, a great music.
Or a guy who's just gliding in the corner.
A spanner, yes.
Or someone who's flexing in front of the cell phone camera
for a TikTok that has 112 calls.
And very loudly, even though it only has 16 kilograms.
Or it's like in a real gym,
a device squeaks or it doesn't work.
You're just unlucky.
Then I come up with a cross trainer that doesn't work.
But you have to get up, wait until the next one comes.
That's part of the fitness studio experience.
It's part of it.
I only know it from videos.
I've never been to a fitness studio.
I don't plan to go there.
But with my idea, that could be something for everyone.
I've already been to a fitness studio.
It was way too expensive.
Health City was back then.
I don't know if it still exists.
First in Siegen, then in Cologne, Spiechernstraße.
39,99 €. Way too expensive, I went over my conditions.
And I always went there,
I always went to a cross trainer and to the treadmill,
because I didn't dare to ask how the devices worked.
And that's why I only did cardio all the time
and paid 40€ for it.
I say big thanks for that.
But I was Chris and we'll stay in the wellness world.
We'll stay in the wellness world.
We'll stay in the wellness world.
I was recently in Frankfurt.
I was stressed out, the weather was bad,
so I thought, what could I do in a swimming pool?
What could I do? I go to a private spa.
And I have a few experiences with that.
We've talked about private spas in a podcast.
It's a bit of a mess in Germany. There are private spas everywhere in big cities.
It's like a hotel room without a bed,
but it's just showers, a whirlpool, a sauna, right?
Exactly.
You have your own wellness area for a few hours
that you can rent.
And if you're alone, you don't have to go to the sauna
in front of strangers. It can go to the sauna alone.
Actually a very friendly concept, but also very expensive, you have to say.
It costs 30 euros per hour per person.
So if you spend six hours there, you're also at 200, 300 euros.
And I think it has to be a few hours, otherwise you can't relax.
You want to lie around sauna whirlpool, the circle Sauna Whirlpool, lying around, the circle of wellness.
So, and I did that in Frankfurt.
And I had already experienced it,
because I've been to other cities, and it was always pleasant.
It was totally beautiful, bright, a lot of wood, sand,
it smells like eucalyptus, it's so warm,
you feel good, you can read, you can go to the sauna.
Nobody gets annoyed.
If you order something to eat, you get it through a flap in the wall. Nobody sees it.
Like a jail cell.
Really like a jail cell.
But a very nice jail cell.
A very relaxed, quiet jail cell.
Yes.
And that was just a nice, bright concept.
With a nice light concept and so on.
I always liked that very much.
I could really relax.
And now I was in Frankfurt.
And that was another chain.
And I'll put it this way.
When I arrived, the woman at the reception said to me,
if you have something to smoke, please lock it in the spin.
And that was the welcome, I thought that was already great.
So with other spas it's like that, you come in and get a wave of eucalyptus,
it looks like a real spa oasis.
The people talk very carefully to you, say,
hello, nice to have you here.
Would you like to decide on a sauna?
We have lemon here, we have eucalyptus.
What temperature is your sauna allowed to have?
A bit of a lotto mood, but in the industrial sector.
Exactly.
I also like these Aesop products.
What are they called?
I don't know.
But you know what I mean?
The good stuff.
Where you say they're good.
Yes, yes, yes.
But it doesn't matter.
It's a great experience.
You come in and you feel like you're on vacation.
The people are so friendly.
Please sit down.
You can take a water with cucumber and lemon for a while.
I'll come and pick you up and bring you to your wellness area.
And you really think, yes, I'm the queen of the world.
I'm doing my wellness vacation.
That's the best day of the year.
In Frankfurt it was like this.
If you have something to smoke, you can lock your spint.
And it was already so dark.
You know, in the other room it was so bright and it was so really dark.
With very dark tiles. where I thought, help,
at first I didn't even find the entrance because it was so dark.
So, and then I went into my cabin, so to speak,
and then I really, Christa, I fell like a shovel in front of my eyes.
I mean, with the others, it's clear, we don't do anything, we are realists,
I'm sex-positive, even in the others, it's like that,
that mainly couples check in.
And I say it like that,
there's not just reading, there's not just a gulp.
Yes?
I didn't want to say it, but honestly,
there are of course people who go there alone,
and there are people who go there right now or with more people.
And that's not...
It's not played by UNO, is it?
No, you can also add the love package,
where they put rose petals on the Wollpool water.
But then it says in the rules,
you can't get close to your team,
where I think, people, that's the reason why you built this.
It's actually a quack hour.
Let's pretend it is.
But I like to use it alone.
I really like to do wellness.
I don't go to a massage.
But they also put on roses and probably a sack
and a towel-span or something?
Completely, yes. With heart and everything.
Of course they know that. Of course they want that.
That's why it's booked.
Because people live in rental apartments where they can't massage.
And there they can really... you know, it's also soundproofed
and you can make the music really loud
nobody can hear that, right?
snoring is not a word that Robert Geiss uses, right?
but also for everything
he says it to everyone, right?
what are we doing today?
snoring with goulash
do you know that video? It's my favorite... sorry
it's my favorite clip from Robert Geiss
maybe I have to look it up
look it up
with the beans, instead of tomatoes, beans.
Yeah, whatever.
Yeah, where she shouts, what happened?
And he says, fuck, what happened?
The ginger child tomatoes.
What is that? Beans.
And you really think he just cut himself off with a sharp Japanese knife
because he came and was so shocked, but he only opened the wrong vegetables.
Now back to the Frankfurt spa.
So I went into my dark cabin and I noticed there was already a gamer lighting in purple.
It was all lit up in purple and then it was very clear to me,
I was shocked by the environment here.
Here is the environment, here maybe even professionally films are shot.
But why are you doing this, young man? Crime doesn't pay. Here is the environment. Here maybe even professionals are still shooting movies.
But why are you doing this, young man?
Crime doesn't pay.
I really felt like I was missing out on a lot.
Because I thought, you can't go alone.
That's not possible.
That was obviously built for a different purpose.
Also this bed where you lie on it was different.
It was bigger.
There could be more.
And the shower was bigger.
But I imagine it like this, when you imagine a pub
at the Tartor on Sunday evening, but you can't turn into a pub directly.
That's why they build it somewhere in Babelsberg or something.
But then it doesn't look so good, then you just make everything dark
so you don't see anything from the background.
Make a little purple light there,
there's a towel that's a little wrinkled,
and there's a latex thing. That's how I imagine it.
Yeah, that's how it was. And a lot didn't work out.
So first of all, the basic temperature in the room was a little too cool for me.
And I was ready to take a shower,
because before you go to the whirlpool, you should take a shower, that's very clear.
And the shower didn't start.
And I said, first I'm doing wrong and I certainly have 15 minutes,
which were spent by my valuable, expensive and expensive time,
I needed 15 minutes to get the shower.
In the meantime, I still had the armature in my hand, because it somehow hooked.
That's the moment when you go to YouTube and then repair shower armature.
And then you see a Martin who explains how it works.
And it mostly works.
You're laughing, Chris. I really googled how to fix this shower.
I googled it and I kept on swearing.
I was already dressed up and I wanted to shower in my bathing suit.
And I didn't want to call the lady from the front desk
about the iPad she told me to call when something's wrong,
in my bathing suit, because I was afraid it would be with the camera.
So I didn't call her and tried to get her to walk by herself.
And what I did then, and then I have to say, Chris,
that little MacGyver got lost in me,
what I did then was, how do I get the room warmer?
It didn't work with the iPad, I could only control the gamer light.
And that's why I thought, how do I get this room? Yes, of course, I went into the sauna.
And then I made four, five, six gallons of water.
I really made the thing steam.
And then I opened the door.
Then I let the hot sauna steam fly into the room.
And I thought that would be a great idea.
But I forgot that it only develops its power over time.
And that five, six cellars of water are really a lot on hot stone.
And then it got so hot that I had a really red beard.
Like in Dune. That's how I felt.
A mixture of Dune and a BMW underbody lighting, right?
And I had also booked hand towels there because I didn't have any with me. And they all smelled a little like smoke.
But still I found it somehow relaxing.
It was somehow somehow on a certain way, it somehow felt like it was coming to me.
You know, it wasn't so snobby, I liked that.
But I honestly said, I also used the time in my little wellness bubble cap. I was productive.
I was productive, I was on the bed,
I was able to change my mind through the internet
and I ended up on my favorite website
rückrufe.eu
And of course I worked on a podcast
and I would like to ask you to play the service tag
because I have fresh feedback here.
because I have fresh feedback here.
The Drini's Service Lab. Service Lab is the section where we really help ourselves.
It's also a bit of a self-help group,
how to get through your everyday life and what to leave your finger on.
And Julia, you're really, what that means to this, a nerd. A so-called nerd.
I am a recall nerd.
And what can you credit today?
Chris, I'll start with a shocker.
Fairvape calls back Black Death caramel.
The Fairvape GmbH calls back the article
Black Death Mr. Sims Sour Sweet,
which was sold to automates and candy shops nationwide. Black Death Mr. Sims Sour Sweet zurück, welche bundesweit an Automaten und den Candy Shops verkauft wurde.
Wie das Unternehmen mehr als sparsam mitteilt,
Kritik, besteht Erstickungsgefahr, vom Verzehr wird dringend abgeraten.
Ja, ist natürlich eine ernste Sache, aber ich finde, was ist zynischer,
etwas auf dem Markt zu geben, was so scheißgefährlich ist,
oder so ein Karamell, so eine Süßigkeit, Black Death zu nennen?
Die ist ja so sauer, dass es deswegen zum Tode findet. Was? or a candy, a sweet, to be called Black Death? It's so sour, that it's a death penalty.
And I have to explain that on the packaging
there's a dead body depicted.
So it's a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Black Death can actually be called Black Death.
But there are other things to do.
I have other things to do. I'm a nerd.
Injury risk. Iglo calls back certain Flip n' Tow roll coolers.
The Iglo Product Corp has started a security program for certain Iglo 90QT Flip n' Tow roll coolers.
As the company says, the consumer's fingertips can be clamped on the handle,
which can pose a risk of squelching and, worst case scenario,
can have an amputation of the fingertips.
So...
So, further use is advised.
Is that a cooler box with wheels on it?
That's a cooler box for fathering day.
Yeah, I was just about to say,
when we play outside, when we go to Schalke
with the guys in the extra train to Gelsenkirchen to Schalke.
But what I think directly is,
pinch your finger, what do you do?
You have to cool it.
So pinch your finger in the cooler,
no problem, I think you could still
put on this safety device.
Action and reaction.
Yes, exactly, but in the best case
you have a cool blonde in there.
Then you can store the amputation in the cooler.
Yes. Actually, you should almost keep your fingers in there
to just enjoy it and say,
I could help myself.
To take advantage of it.
When do you have a cooler where you can cool your limbs?
Yes.
Not often.
And a third and last thing, and I really want to warn you all
fall danger with the high-hacking Sabrina Pöms from GESS. GESS is informed about a recall of
GESS Pöms, the designation Sabrina in sizes 35 to 41. As is known, there is a considerable
risk of injury, as the abseils loosen and thus inevitably brings the danger of bumping and falling. to break off the and they were so pale and they looked terrible, but I felt them back then.
And then the following happened to me,
in school the abseil broke off,
and you couldn't fix it anymore, it was just gone.
And of course I had to go home by bus,
and our school was on a mountain,
and I had to go down the whole mountain with only one abseil,
I had to go on 15 villages by bus
and then get on another bus,
and that was really the walk of shame,
with one leg, and that lasted the walk of shame. With one leg.
It took me an hour to get home and I never wore shoes like that again.
But you have to say to the Sabrina Pumps from Guess
that not everyone is a certain risk of falling with every shoe.
It's always dangerous, right?
You have to practice it first.
Yes, unless you're Carmen Geist.
She says she can't walk in other shoes anymore. She can only walk in high heels. Always dangerous, right? You have to practice it first, right? Yes, unless you're calm and
she says she can't walk in other shoes anymore, she can only walk in high heels.
Her feet are ergonomically adapted to it now.
Yes, but good for you or bad for you, I don't know.
I don't allow myself any judgment about it.
Julia, and when we're at the service area,
so many people still write to me about the Coca-Cola school,
people try new mixtures, make other juices.
But I say, I don't take responsibility for that.
No
If you start mixing cola with grape juice and hollanda juice,
I have to say, I welcome this experiment,
but I can't take responsibility for that.
Then two tablespoons of sodium, one tablespoon of citric acid,
which gives a nice reaction.
No, Chris really doesn't take responsibility for that.
You can only take responsibility for the recipe Coca Cola and passion fruit nectar.
Everything else is up to your knowledge.
Well, we have to be exact here.
Every Cola drink plus passion fruit, passion fruit, juice, nectar, whatever.
Yes.
But I have a top three that I want to give you.
Top three of what?
I'll take a look.
I would do it differently.
I would just count the top three
and then you can guess what the title of this top three would be.
Oh, really?
So, my top three is Uluda,
or as it's said in my village, Uludak,
Sprite and almost-brown lemon.
That's my top three.
The top three drinks that, if you take them with you on a class trip,
you laugh at.
No, no, no. Wrong.
It's the top three drinks that are still in the Rewe Kühl Regal
when you go shopping at 23.30.
They're still left, everything else is gone.
And then you have Sprite, Olu, and almost-brown lemon or something.
Sometimes there's a Cola Cherry, but that's top four.
It's still there.
But my top three of the drinks
that are still in the Rewe fridge at 23.30
before it closes at zero or something.
Oh, that's a very good thing. That's a very good question.
Do you think we could make a section out of it?
Yes, yes, yes.
So, kind of a top three, but the other way around.
Kind of top three of the things you didn't know you knew them or something.
Yes, I would do that now.
Other podcasts have the big five, I think,
there are also at Festive Loushy or something,
but we'll do it the other way around.
Then it works.
We'll do it the other way around, then it's not stolen either.
Yes, yes, I think that's possible, I think.
But I think what's not possible is this don't think this construction site is possible.
I've been trying to generate it all the time and to be professional here.
I can't do it anymore.
But here the street is being torn open.
We're in the chamber and unfortunately it's very loud here.
But I don't know if you can hear it on a podcast.
Probably not, but for us it's deafeningly loud.
But this construction site must not prevent us from
having the Drini des Monats be demolished here.
Whether the street is now being demolished or not,
the Drini des Monats will be demolished.
Nothing will shake on that.
Let's go.
The won, I would like to congratulate you from the bottom of my heart. Janka writes, everything started with the fact that my husband and I thought it would be nice to go to the countryside, because it's so nice to have your peace there. You will already think
that this story will prove the opposite. In Lausitz there is a Serbian tradition
called Zampern. It is probably called some ghosts and the winter and the spring welcome. Anyway, a group of disguised people
walks through the village, where they ask for onions, bacon and eggs at the houses,
which are processed the next day and eaten together.
Actually quite nice. So for other people than me.
Of course, my husband and I had already planned it. We wanted to drive the car
to the field and close all the curtains and curtains
and pretend we're not at home.
Well, normal behavior.
Obviously, it didn't work out, otherwise this story wouldn't exist.
How did it come about?
Simply, human failure.
Although we had politely announced the report on Word, we simply forgot about it.
So we sat at our dining table on a Saturday morning.
It was one of my favorite Saturday examples.
We had nothing planned and I had no plans to change my sleepingwear to real clothes.
A prelude that was meant to be a hangover.
To be able to properly feel the gray of the following situation,
you need a short description of the starting situation.
In short, you can say that we had come down a little.
Lightly greasy and uncrowned hair,, unpolished teeth, sleeping suit.
I must say that I got away with my outfit even better than my husband.
To see the positive, my sleeping suit had no holes on that day and it was neither flannel nor frotte in the game.
My husband, however, only wore a long underpants and a underpants.
Where is the door pants if you need them?
So we were internal as external, in no case ready for society.
Then it rang and it was too late.
The house was lit up, we sat at the window to the entrance area.
There was no escape.
So we opened the door.
In front of us were two disguised men,
who explained the basic rules to us as the closed ones again.
Eggs, onions, pipapo.
We answered the question,
if we would give something, of course yes. First, we didn't want to disturb the business processes.
And second, it was a really harmless thing with the two gentlemen.
If we give them something, they will do it from the field, we thought.
Much less worse than expected.
I never had such an injustice as in this moment.
Because what the few onions and eggs triggered is still incomprehensible to me.
In the moment when you agreed,
one of you must have given a sign.
Anyway, a large crowd of people was suddenly
swarming in our yard
and a complete chapel was placed
and started playing.
It turned out that as the lady of the house
she now had to dance with the boss of the fire brigade.
Immediately I regretted
to have rejected the fire offered schnapps. My husband also danced with a person..........
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And a direct confrontation was of course not an option.
So I decided to take my terrible fate.
So I walked in my sleeping suit in front of our house,
dressed in a very drunk crowd of people,
and asked everyone in my life about the things that had brought me to this point.
At some point on the way my face must have frozen in panic
and my attempt to smile friendly did not seem particularly convincing.
While I was in despair and unsuccessfully tried to get my face under control,
I went through my head what was actually the most embarrassing thing about this situation.
Anyway, my dance partner noticed that I was strangely shivering back and forth,
because I can't dance at all, not even this grotesque disco fox,
that I felt very uncomfortable.
So he said with pity several times,
now it's over and done,
when it sounded like the band was coming to an end.
And every time the band played again.
It was a felt of eternity.
Somehow the band finally died and the whole troupe withdrew.
As fast as they came, they were gone again.
My husband and I looked at each other with amazement.
Was that really happening?
When I think back, it still feels like a dream.
You won't be surprised.
This year, unfortunately, we weren't at home.
From 9 o'clock, it starts to get messy.
In the morning at 8.30 we leave, showered and with a fresh breath.
It's strange to me, but it's important to emphasize the house again here.
And we only dare to go home in the dark.
We spent most of the day at IKEA.
We spent a lot of money, but we didn't get rid of our boredom.
And there were vegetarian köttbullar.
Greetings and stay in and don't open the door, Janka.
But that's my crowd.
Bring a day at IKEA, I like to do that
when I have time between two appointments in Cologne,
because I go to the IKEA restaurant, sit around a bit.
Yes.
It's my secret tip when you have to get a time travel
or you have to hide, for example, in front of a village community.
And I don't know if you have that in your home region too,
but I think it's almost in every, I would say,
probably in every region of Europe,
such needs, there are, I know it from Switzerland too,
there are different needs where people come by and collect something.
Yes. Most of the time the companion is still from it's accompanied by snacks that you have to offer.
It's always about eggs or bread. Something is collected.
It's always either the tour club, the fire brigade or a men's club of something.
The 18-year-old of the village or something.
There is a village in the Netherlands called Zeichendorf.
It's known for the woman by Steinwalter Frankmeyer.
Frank W.
Frank W.
That she comes there, and it's called Zeichendorf.
I have a friend there, and there's the sausage commission.
They're guys who get drunk and walk from house to house,
and they always get sausages.
They collect sausages, and they have a long stick
and they hang the sausages on it.
They even have a statue in the village
where men are standing with a stick with sausages on it.
But that's the thing.
I know how it is when you somehow move in.
And then you get the impression, then you are told
that a whole village or a whole region is being meditated on
behind this tradition and that everyone is participating,
as a closed off foreigner, like Janka, who slipped in there.
And it's being meditated on as if it were normal, completely normal that you participate.
And then with us it was like that, that we were then extra somehow
boiled eggs, because you knew that tomorrow is the day, there they come.
And then you get into such a shit and then it turns out that there are actually only two dozen are only two dozen people interested in this need.
And the rest don't give a shit.
And the need is only because you get free snacks
and can eat omelette with bacon and onions for free the next day.
So it's about snoring.
And I asked myself, Chris, could we do that ourselves?
You can also just...
So the sausage commission is also invented.
You could just invent a commission yourself
and say, this is a tradition in this village from now on.
And we could do that now.
And I think we should also collect something useful
that we would like to have a lot of for free.
And then we do it like this.
The people shouldn't give us any schnapps when we come by,
but they should give us a Coca-Cola shawl.
Everyone has to have the Coca-Cola shawl at their door.
And we drink one Coca-Cola shawl at every house.
And then we could take a long stick
that we put over our shoulders, two of us.
And we hang our bags on it.
That would be something you can hang on a stick.
And I'm thinking about iPhone charging cables.
I think about charging cables. I'm losing them all the time.
I need a certain supply, a basic cable stock in the house.
I would go out with you from home and we would be the charging cable commission.
Can't you say, if you don't have a charging cable,
maybe a Haribo snake or something tasty?
I mean, Haribo snakes also need to dry their air.
But then the QuickBorner charging cable commission or something.
QuickBorner!
And then if you have too many, you can also put them on smaller ones.
Yes, I think it's mega.
So the QuickBorner charging cable commission goes from door to door.
That's what it takes.
And then please keep the Coca-Cola at the entrance.
And of course Janka has earned this training surprise package.
And thank you for this funny story.
And now she knows what she can do if she doesn't even want to drive a car.
Then she can just call me with Uber, Uber Fitness Studio.
She can just sit on the mat next to the cross trainer.
She doesn't have to be on the home trainer when I come.
But I would drive around for a day long, it's expensive.
But I mean, it's worth it.
It's definitely worth it.
So I have to go now, I have to look for a very long stick in the forest.
You know that soon.
Our first main meeting of the QuickBorner
charging cable and snake commission is on.
And that's why I wish you a good week.
Thank you for listening.
Goodbye and bye. Bye.
Drenys.
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