DRINNIES - Ein Schiff aus Jeans

Episode Date: April 21, 2025

Giulia hat die ganze Nacht Gag-Bereitschaftsdienst und Chris dreht gerade seinen ersten Monumentalfilm über einen Wocheneinkauf bei Rewe City am Samstagnachmittag. Außerdem: Bezahlterminals in der katholischen Kirche, ein unfreiwilliger Cameo in der IKEA Instastory und ein Spontanzauber. Magisch!Besuche Giulia und Chris auf Instagram: @giuliabeckerdasoriginal und @chris.sommerHier findest du alle Infos und Rabatte unserer Werbepartner: linktr.ee/drinnies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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All information and the link can be found in the show notes. Advertising, end. Hello people, a new episode of Drini's. We're back in the chamber of horror. Well, it's not really the chamber of horror anymore. It's half the chamber of horror. But it's pretty unglum. It's very dark. Still, let's hope you're fine. If not, it's okay. I'd like to add something. Chris, I had an idea.

I fell straight into the door with the house. I had an idea. I watched Gilmour Goldske again, as always, two times a year I watch all episodes. Once I watch them in English and once in German, that's my old tradition. How many episodes? 500? No idea. No idea, I know. Very many episodes.

That's enough. Let's put it this way, that I can watch another 30 years, every year, twice. And I noticed that the early episodes are from 2000, 2001, 2001, I think, around. And in the synchronization I noticed that some words and words are used. Of course, the language changes, things are used that are no longer useful today. It's been 25 years now. And I've been doing the task of introducing a form here that is threatened by extinction,

which I then pack onto the map. In the following, or what? Exactly, I will spread it here and I will let it flow in again and again, subtly, so that people, I mean, we reach a lot of people. That they might get the taste to use it again. So that we save a phrase from extinction. I see, yes.

And the current phrase I want to save from extinction is the one I heard at Gilmourgold, and that's, hot thanks. And it means so much, I don't know if you know what that means. No, what does that mean? I've never heard of it. Yes, you see, because it's threatened by extinction, nobody says it anymore. Ironically, that don't know if you know what that means. No, what does that mean? I've never heard it before. Yes, you see? Because it's threatening to die out, nobody says it anymore. Ironically, does that mean a nice thank you? Yes, exactly, that means thank you very much too.

Hot thanks. So, hot thanks. I haven't heard it for decades, nobody has said it to me. So for example, oh Julia, now I'm in the car here, I'm sorry. Yes, hot thanks, Chris. Okay, I understand. Yes, that's how it works. Yes, I've never heard it before, it's actually quite good, you can test it on me, because I don't live in Germany for that long. Yeah. For a few years.

And before that, I didn't really like high German. So if I haven't heard it yet, then I think it's the highest time. So would you say that yourself? Would you take it into your language? Yeah, I think it has a little bit of a stale flair, but an esprit that tells me to. But retro is also in. We can dig out the old stuff, dust it off again.

It all comes back. I think it's something that would be said at Baras Ferraris. If something doesn't shine the way you imagine it, if the expert price is not achieved by the dealers and you have to pay the marble statue for 250 instead of 2500 euros, then you say, a big thank you. Yes, exactly. So, a speech that is not extinct, but I like it even more.

Oh yes! It's used too little, but it's not extinct. But it's on the edge. I could understand that in ten But it's on the same level as the last one. I can understand that in 10 years it will be the same as Heißen Dank. That it's on the same level. I think Noch & Nöcher is dying right now. Yes, I would like to adopt that. There are words that I always try to bring into the podcast.

The beautiful chest, the pig's ass and Noch & Nöcher. That's something I want to adopt. I think that's something that would fit my character, my being, if you say, there's fresh cutting flowers, gnawing and gnawing. Right. Right? Those are sentences from my life. I don't know why, but I had to think about Charlie

all the time with this hot thank you and gnawing and gnawing. I think the end of the 90s ZDF series... With the monkey, right? Yes, with the monkey. That's the vibe that starts with me. That's how they spoke. Rodolfo with the animal shelter station. He said, thank you, Charlie,

that you threw the banana over my head. That doesn't belong to a monkey that he throws bananas. If it gets a little provocative. Exactly. Today, white, privileged scriptwriters who were at the Film University of Munich would write in script, ey alter.

Ey dicker. Now we're talking in street language. I grew up in a one-family house. But that's how I imagine them speaking in the streets of Frankfurt. Ey dicker. Ey dicker. But still, But that's how I imagine them talking in the streets of Frankfurt. In the Gothen! In the Gothen! In the Gothen! But still, a big thank you!

Big thank you! I don't want to make this a rubric, but a big thank you is the credo, the word you're saying today. Big thank you, Chris! Can I bring it in during the week? Please! We're now, given the following, coming out after Easter, but we are just before Easter. But I would like to have an outlook for us on the next week.

Now that the episode is out, is it already currently, de facto, status quo? Is Jesus there again or is he still gone? No, the rabatation of Easter chocolate is there. That means in the week, of course, If you want to save money, buy after Easter. You can also get together and wait for the Christmas festival. And then you can get some space for 50% discount. And you can also wait a little bit longer. Maybe wait until the end of the week for 75% discount.

But it's a hot iron. That's like Pokan. In the end you only have stuff you don't want. And that's always at the Outerwoche. Thewe, where we go shopping, I noticed last year, and it'll be like this again this year, they do exactly that to prevent that they have to get stuff for 75% discount at the end of the week, which nobody actually wants anymore,

they pack bags and then pack them off, and then it's called, the bag costs 20, 25 euros. You know what I'm saying? Hot thanks, Rebe. Really hot thanks. I know exactly what you're doing. I see what you did there. You're being pulled over the table even more.

Because there are things in there that you don't even want. For example, these jelly eggs with these balls. With the candy pearls. Yes, these candy... And these mirror eggs. No one buys, no one wants. Jelly eggs! There are things that just stay there for no reason.

And that's the trick, right? If you buy a Lindt chocolate raisin that costs 30 euros at the smallest. But it was in the basket. Exactly, it was in the basket, it put a body in it, it went through it once, out. And then it says,

all Lindt products at the stand, for example 50% discount. Then you know, okay, the smallest Lind chocolate is no longer 30, but 15 euros. That's worth it, I agree. But now, if they do that in the bag, then they just put a price on it. And I tell you, you get played off.

Right, and that's the special post principle. A fantasy price is called. And then it's just said, here, this is worth five euros. And then there are things worth 2.98 euros in there. But because there's just one good thing in there, you think, boy, that's totally crazy. Yes, exactly. And that's my week out. I say, not like that, people.

You're also the person who goes to the one-euro-shop and then decides on the cash register when something only costs 50 cents and not, people. You're the person who goes to the 1-euro-shop and then gets locked up at the cash register when something only costs 50 cents and not 1 euro. No. But truly, you really have to... The masks will fall. The masks will fall. The Easter masks.

Yes, they're called Dankree, that's all I can say. We were at IKEA. You have to say that. We were at IKEA, and something happened. I have to explain first, many people know that anyway. It's the world famous IKEA collection. You really want to tell me? That's super embarrassing. No, I have to tell you.

The world famous IKEA collection Stockholm. It was there for the last 10-15 years. Everyone has already bought 80 pieces of it. Everyone bought this carpet. Me too. And now there is the new Stockholm collection and it's kind of an anniversary. There are a lot of great pieces from this Stockholm collection. This is not an advertisement, you always have to say that. People suspect that behind every product they have an advertisement.

Also for Lindt, I don't get a cent, but I'd love to send you a palette if you want me to convince myself of the great Lindt products. I'd also like to send a conch, I'd like to test you a palette if you want me to be convinced by the great linen products. I'd love to send you a concha, I'd like to test it myself with a cup. Anyway, we went to IKEA because we wanted to do something. We didn't have anything on the hat in Stockholm, we didn't even have it on the screen. But we happened to be at the day when the Stockholm collection was released in the furnishing houses. Then we went to IKEA because we had to buy a plastic box for the basement. So, that's how it looks, that's the truth.

And we come in there and apparently the madness just started, that's how you have to call it, the madness started. The exhibition area was just opened with the new Stockholm furnishings and when I say just opened, then I mean when we come up the stairs and enter the floor, the last sign is being cut off, the last thread is being cut off. The last carpenter gets annoyed by these IKEA knobs, these wooden things that you have to hit everywhere.

He gets annoyed that he has to help with the rubber hammer. And that's already breaking the wood, you have to say in quotation marks, the pressed cardboard material. So everything is really freshly trimmed. Yes, there were still electrical lines, quickly laid out and so on. And we are the first people, the very first, although we knew nothing about it, who come into this setting. I think no one else knew, because there was absolutely no one there except us.

There was no one there. The only, because nobody was there except us. Nobody was there. The only person who was excited about it was you. Yes, because I thought, oh fuck, Stockholm is about to start. I haven't dealt with it yet. So I wanted to go straight into this exhibition room, wanted to see what was there. I was immediately excited, like, what is there? What do I have to do before people come and run through here?

And I go in there with you and say, come on Chris, let's take a look at these Stockholm things. And then I see a employee in the corner of my eye. I see a person with a cell phone. I didn't think much about it because I thought maybe I'll look it up online again. What's actually going on in Stockholm? I've set everything up. And then you said, come on, we have to leave. The person is making stories. And I was shocked.

The person made stories for social media. I saw the swing, I saw the stiff arm, I saw the firm angle of the arm. The cell phone was held tight with two hands. And I have a 45 degree turn off the point of view. I saw half of Ross Anthony's pirouette, where I thought, now I think a boomerang is being created or at least an insta story. And the person looked at us really badly, because I think we were not only the first people

who were in this set, but actually it was not officially opened yet. We were't expected. He had just finished building it and wanted to make an Insta-Story first of all from his finished work. And then we come, we take your whole Stockholm his youthfulness. And I'm running in my jogging pants. And you said, Trace, watch out, we have to go now,

otherwise we'll be in the Insta-Story. So, what happened, Chris? I come home, I look at IKEA Cologne, I look at the Instagram account, big Stockholm announcement, the Stockholm stuff is there, who's walking around with his jogging pants in the picture? Me, with my horn glasses, and I'm like, look Chris, this is nice. It's really uncomfortable, especially how the single people are. It was an empty room, perfectly arranged, the nice, great new furniture.

And then I walk around with my hoodie and my jogging pants. Yes, I have to apologize to the employee of IKEA Cologne that I walked through the picture. I have to say, I've been to many IKEA's. But I think IKEA Cologne has a very own vibe, because you have to suspect that you might meet Miria Böse or Jürgen Milski. I've met them before.

Didn't you meet both before? Yes, in Osnorf. You meet them all there. Everyone goes there. Why? Because right next to them, the first place of concern is the AWB, the Wertstoffhof, where I suspect Jürgen Milski is often.

And next to that are the TV studios, where I think Miria Milski is often. And next to that are the TV studios where I think Mirja Bööß is often. Because she might do a reboot of Schillerstrasse, where Cordula Stratman is tired of it, and then they get someone else. Or they say as a command, Mirja, go to IKEA and buy a billy shelf. And she thinks that's part of the show,

but they just wanted to shoot her. I always have to think about it, that these motorway stations outside of Ostendorf, I always have an Oliver Pocher vibe. I always have the impression, that's a place where Oliver Pocher with his bloody foot, with his mega expensive car, hunts over the motorways to his children,

who he hasn't seen in six months. Completely. Yes, no, Ostendorf is Oliver Poorer as a part of the city. Ossendorf is a good city. Ossendorf is cool, but also a bit like Oliver Poorer. What about the eggs? What do they do in Ossendorf? Eggs are thrown away here.

Isn't that with a rat in a roloz? That's the Ossendorf gangsta. That's legendary. The teenagers have already thrown rats in a roloz. That's the legendary one. I have to watch it again. Thanks for reminding me. What was that? That was a gangsta, it was a gang with a girl from

Osnabrück who were really gangsters. And they were more gangsters than many gangsters who claimed to be gangsters. They only hung around in Osnabrück. Vodka-O, Bushido, they rapped all the time and fought each other with eggs. And then she probably went to Ehrenfeld to beat down the gentrification kids, right? Hopefully. Yeah.

I love that. And what I also noticed, a lot of people in pyjamas at IKEA. Yeah, very strange. What's going on? The young people with the pyjamas. The youthful. And then you said, isn't that an action?

I googled it. I think there's an action at IKEA where there's something cheaper. Yes. Or discount. Where I say, yes, guys, do it, get the discount. When you get a pyjama, you get a discount. That's what I asked myself. I've seen a lot of people who took it very seriously in pyjamas.

They really didn't want to doubt that this is a pyjama they wear. So really long pyjamas, then maybe a sleeping mask. But then I asked myself, when I look down at myself when I go to bed... With your oil lamp. I have to imagine... With your sleeping cap. Yes, exactly. I do wear a sleeping cap, but otherwise it's not always necessary to recognize as a pyjama. Yes, I always say, everything can be a pyjama. Yes, I always say everything can be a pyjama. I also sleep well and like to wear street pants, in jeans, in the really stiff, air-dried jeans with a shirt.

Because you always think it could be an emergency at 3 a.m. at night, you were brought from the cabin, from the living room, to the barracks... From my pager. Exactly, to the barracks courtyard. And there it says, Truller is Julia Becker, gag emergency. Miria Bööss is somewhere at a city festival in Düren, she's running into a WDR newsstand

and she doesn't have a gag on her locker. Yeah, I have gag readiness. Exactly, Oliver Pocher is unfortunately on the autobahn right now, he can't write gags. You have to step in now, what's going on, what's up? And what if I go to IKEA with my stiff jeans and shirt and say, this is my pyjama? Who took it off?

Do I get no discount? Yes, Julia, I always say voyeurism, things from our private life, we can tell that when we have no more tea. But I'll tell you now, when you go to bed, when you go to bed, then you go to your wardrobe and look what is the hardest and stiffest jeans you have and then you put them on to sleep. Yes, that's the Levi's 901, especially air-dry,

I let them hang on the laundry line so you can't even separate them. Of course, without an example, with really cold water, with really hard water, with 10°C and on the washing board. On the stream.

I wash them on the stream with a stone on the washing board. And then they hang up for at least two weeks. Until they're hard. And then I put them to sleep. Hard as boards where Noah would have built his ark. To bring up an Austrian theme. Many people don't know that. The ark was actually made of jeans. Right.

The jeans ark. It was blue, but unfortunately already washed out and sometimes frayed. The denim-pig! Exactly, frayed at the bottom of the heel and you say it was like that. But one more thing about pajamas. We have now found out that people sleep in different clothes at night. I'm in bed with my sleeping cap and otherwise I want to let the imagination run wild, what I usually wear or don't wear. But who decides at IKEA what a pyjama is?

Who decides on the spot who gets the discount? Because I know people who sleep in jogging pants, like a jersey jogging pants or anything. A t-shirt can also be a pyjama. I think that's what Sven Magvard does. Yes, exactly. That's my question, is there a door stand? Sven Magvart from Berghain is going to Osnorf on this day. He's doing part-time work at IKEA,

he's being borrowed from different IKEA markets, and he has to decide if he wants pyjamas or not. Exactly, he's being told, Sven, you're looking at the young people in pyjamas, with rats on the clock, you have to make sure they don't build shit here, and don't let Jürgen Milski in. When he comes back in here,

he comes straight from Mallorca, from Ballermann, he still has his last slot at 4 a.m. tomorrow, and he's already here at 7 a.m. He wants to have breakfast again, don't let him in, my colleague. He doesn't even get the free coffee in his restaurant. Now, I mean to say, Easter is almost over,

and what do you like to watch in Ossan? You like to watch these big monumental movies. Archenoid, I don't know if there's a film like that, but there are so many Jesus films, the Passions, Exodus and everything. These huge films, also Lawrence of Arabia, is also a long, big film. It's nice, these historical, clerical themes

with a lot of emotions, which shaped the history of mankind. But I wonder, there are other things that shaped the history of mankind. For example, a shopping cart, if you almost split up. Saturday afternoon. Or a weekend shopping at 10.30

in a rewe in the city of Cologne. Why is there no Rewe in Cologne? Really, it starts with, should I take a shopping cart, a big basket, or should I start a self-mode command and not take a basket or a cart and carry everything until I realize, five minutes in shopping, shit, it doesn't work here.

And then I try to get a cardboard box somewhere, but there's no free one, because at REWE you never get that, it's only available at the discounters, and that's why I have to clean products from the shelves to get a free box of my own. Right. And with discounters, no problem. Being on the road with the collie. With Rebe and Edeka, not at all.

That's my assessment. Then you're there with the collie, with Tommy's box of the box, where you put out the mayonnaise and stacked it somewhere. Maybe on the mustard glasses. And then you meet the teacher and it gets embarrassing. I miss the monumental film. I spent six hours on it.

Then you drop a glass of mustard, chain reactions, other things fall down. You have to go to a staff member with your hands full and say, I've flipped something, could you please get rid of it, I'm sorry. That's a monumental film and it can take two or three hours in real time. Next year, Christopher Nolan's film will be released, also a monumental film about Odysseus, the Odyssey.

Oh, yes. With Tom Holland and Zendaya. Of course, with Timothée Chalamet. I don't know, maybe Timothée Chalamet as the director. I hope he has an Intimacy coordinator this time. Yes, exactly. Gwyneth Paltrow doesn't want an Intimacy coordinator this time. Exactly. Let's hear it again. Gwyneth Paltrow doesn't want an Intimacy coordinator with Timothy.

Exactly. If Timothy is there, there is no Intimacy coordinator. And why don't you put Christopher Nolan on such a topic? A weekly shopping or an Ikea shopping? And then nice with Hans Zimmermusik, with Gerd Nefzer, our... I was just about to say Gerd Nefzer, our man. Our man in Hollywood. I think he won an Oscar again. He's doing this special effects.

He's an educated farmer, I think from the South German region. But he's in Berlin, I think, has his own company. And he's doing the crazy special effects. Shout out to Gerd Nefzer. So Gerd Nefzer, I expect Christopher Nolan, Hans Zimmer, Gerd Nefzer, the three big men of Hollywood. You have to work together. And then a vibe like Ben Hoer. That will go into the weekend shopping at Rewe.

Perlhaber-like. There must be a full weight. I think so. I also noticed that the monumental films about Jesus take many hours, although Jesus has only became 30 years old. You can't say exactly, but I think it was determined, he became 30.

Was he in Club 27? He unfortunately missed him. I mean, it's sad, his man died young, but he still experienced 30, celebrated another round of birthdays back then, with, who was it again? Petrus, Hercules, no, that's the wrong was it? Petrus, Hercules... No, wait, Hercules is Disney.

Exactly, Disney from Greece. Who doesn't know Greta? Do you think Jesus experienced another U-30 party? Or was it already over? That's the question. He became a 30-year-old, achieved a lot in his life. And of course he had humanity in Europe, and then finally the whole world, who create a whole religion, with his thoughts.

And I think to myself, now I'm also beginning 30. And when I think back to what I thought in the mid-20s, and you can hear that when you talk to older people, when I talk to my parents or other parents, they say, yes, what you think at 30, that 10, 15 years later, that's all, you think completely different about life. So, and that brings me to the question.

Now, Jesus worked until he was 30, plus or minus, what if he had said at 40? Sorry, people, because I'm all correct, I think differently about things now. We have to change the whole story with the Bible again. Honestly, 100 percent, I think that. When I think of myself, I'm now over 30, And then it's different about the things. We have to change the whole story with the Bible. Honestly, I think that 100%. When I think of myself, I'm over 30 now,

I already find things partly wrong and bad, which I said a week ago. I would prefer to have a clarification there. What did I say again today on Zoom? That was so embarrassing. Imagine, I would die now and would have to on what I said before. My entire life would only consist of that. That would be really bitter for me.

We often have to do with the fact that we have to write things. As people know it, maybe if they have to write homework or something. Where you take a break when it's good, if you haven't pushed everything until three days before the deadline. Then you can take a break and then you look again, what have I written so far after the break? And then you notice, everything is bullshit. until three days before the deadline. Then you can take a break and look at what you wrote after the break. And you'll notice, everything is bullshit.

You change your opinion about things quickly. Jesus never experienced his midlife crisis. He couldn't say, I'll buy me shoes, I'll buy me a red convertible, I'll buy me the loft in Berlin. I'll do the Weber Grill seminar. I live in Friedrichshain and I'm going to Berlin with 50. And I have a really sick Japanese knife.

Yes, exactly. New hobby, cooking in Japanese. But I can't do it. I just show it off. I bought 40 cookbooks and didn't read any of them. I'm decanting new things. Exactly. On the weekend I'm in the house in the Eifel and fooling around with my young colleague, my wife. With Sabine out of Controlling.

Exactly. And on vacation I'm on Lancerrote in golf vacation. Jesus didn't experience all of that. I'm sorry, he never went to a Robinson Club or something. Just let him go. Yes, but it's interesting, right? Maybe the course of a whole religion would have been different. It would have gone differently if he had gotten older and maybe started a podcast,

wrote a book, then with Markus Lanz. Then he would have had his legs crossed, one to the left, one to the right, and he would have been bored in Markus Lanz's wheelchairs. I also think that he would have been more morally flexible. Maybe not as dogmatic as he was, that the rules he set up, I don't know how far he or Moses,

how they share the VG words for the ten commandments. But I don't think he's as dogmatic as he was. He might not say, you shouldn't kill, I wouldn't say it so harshly, because he says, we have to stick to other opinions. Ambiguity theory is the keyword. That he just says, you don't have to kill, it doesn't have to be. Yes, don't lie.

In quotation marks, if you say, sorry, now I was in the Zoom call five minutes too late. It has nothing to do with the fact that I don't want to lead the small talk at the beginning with you and come too late. You can also lie and say, your bus was too late. Flunkern is allowed. The bus is too late from the living room and drove over to the kitchen table.

You can also say that. And what I noticed in the cinema, where we always go, now is also, I mean, we can now guess, if Jesus had gotten older, what would have been with his religion? What would it look like today with the Catholic Church and other Christian communities?

Would they also experience members' disappearances? Would they also have financial straits if he had bought the convert and the house in the Eifel? What would have been? We can only guess. But what I noticed in the cinema we always go to, at the Pissoir, there are small screens, placed on top in the ceramic, that are advertising screens, advertising surfaces.

So, first of all, it makes a lot of sense. In a cinema where we work with canvas, with a moving picture, you might want to do advertising, moving image advertising. But you don't have to watch out for that, do you? No. You don't have to hit something on the screen. There's also a story where you have to hit a picture and then there's a URL or an advertising slogan.

Really? I thought it was with a soccer goal. I think that was at the World Cup 2006, I haven't seen that for a while now. But above the screen, outside the sprinkler area, that's a dry zone, I'd say. I understand, yes. Where there's actually a advertising area. And that irritates me, because first of all, it's always just being claimed

that you can advertise there. So the company that rents or installs these screens says, here could advertise here. But there is never an advertisement except for this advertisement for advertising. Because, surprise, nobody wants to advertise a Pessoir for their product. It should be products related to Pessoir.

Yes, right. It's not the best place to go to the bathroom, but maybe you have to go there. And there the church comes into play. I don't mean that the church necessarily then pisse-rois, but in the church you also have a lot of time to think. It's a place of silence, in the church service,

you can also get inspired, you sit in the church bank. And then I thought, why not in the church bank also small screens, advertising space for rent in the church to fight against the empty church because of the members. Very good, I think that's very good. I also recently read that the payment terminals at McDonald's,

that there is a high fecal germ on the screen, of course, key samples were taken. I could also imagine that for the church. But that's not in the church, I just wanted to say that in the church that has nothing to do with it. A fecal problem. But what about the Weihwasser in the Catholic Church? If you go in there and you put your fingers in there... Come on, we don't want to think about that.

Let's sponsor that from our grout. Put the grout from our grout in the Weihwasser. Punch it, let's bless that we're not going there without a keim. There are so many ways to pep up the church with a few little tricks. And I would say that you really have a screen on every bank with payment terminals for the collection. You can directly pay with PayPal or see a few lettering bills, however you want.

Or, and that would be my idea, you could still, during the service of God, sometimes it's already boring, you can just sweep away with your thoughts. Yes, you can get inspired. It's a change of heart. Yes, it's a change of heart. You get inspired by it. But sometimes you just get distracted.

And I would like to see that you can play the money for the collection on the terminal. That you have a kind of candy crush. You could also program a Christian candy crush. There are also Christian programmers who would take care of the sweet-looking things, but maybe the oblate-looking things.

That the colors of the oblates are different, you have to put them in one row. And that you can play that while you're at it. We're all busy, we're all happy, you can still listen. We're the generation that does several things at the same time. And you could also include the vocal lines, so that it's more accessible. Like a karaoke machine. Exactly, so you have a ball, maybe a small oblate that jumps over the lyrics.

How do you sing? You have to hit the tone. You have to hit the tone. The tablet tells you if you hit the tone. Exactly. As a Catholic, unfortunately no longer with us, although there is only the only true church for me, namely the Catholic Church, the Roman Catholic Church. You have to say, if you stand in the benches, you're bound to it. If the priest holds back, you're bound to have

someone at the back or next to you who gives you a beat. So a first violin in the choir. A person who knows and who shines out, who says, I know where it's going. And you could counteract that a little bit, if you had a little karaoke machine. Right.

And what does the pastor say when we get to him with all these things? A big thank you. Yes. Again, only expenses. But every business starts with an investment. I learned that at Jürgen Höller in the Success Academy. Yes. And now over the days, you of course also come to rest.

You read, you... You come to rest. You read, you get informed more and more. And I read something that suddenly interested me. So Jesus turned 30 plus or minus. And then I asked myself, did he actually have children? Officially no. But researchers say that there is evidence here and there that he would have been a two-time father.

And with researchers you mean the wall of at Behrbischäfer? Yeah, exactly. The lie detector test by Arabella. Exactly, and I wonder, Jesus isn't there anymore, maybe he'll come back. But if he comes back, what kind of father would he be today? Would you meet him at the morning at the DM? Is he a progressive father on the playground?

Maybe he said, I don't smoke anymore because of the kids, I'm on Vaping. I think he's a progressive guy, but one who wants people to know he's a progressive father. He has to let it out and say, my wife works, I'm still at home for two weeks. Exactly, with the car, one or the other, real, uploaded every hour on Instagram,

so you can just notice. I think Jesus has a crazy matcha latte date. He'd go to his family barista every day with the kid, maybe work on his laptop a few more times. And the kid definitely only has wooden toys. No plastic, nothing at all. You get a fireman's ban on salmon and a patrol ban. And he only wears shoes. Shoes, wool, par patrol ban. And it only has shoe wool on.

Shoe wool, full body suits. And of course sandals. Sandals are like a signature thing of mine. Yes, in the wind and weather. Chris, we stay in the world of fantasy. I have something else magical. A drinzeider. There is a drinzeider question and we got a message.

We're getting more and more emails. Questions about questions. Drenzider questions are coming in. And of course we're editing them. There's a lot to read, but also a big thank you. And Felix wrote us a message. And that's why I'd like to ask Chris to play the trainer. Felix wrote to us, he writes, Dear Drinnis, I have a problem,

I need your advice. So much in advance, it was a mistake to leave at all. I play Magic the Gathering with a few friends. This nerdy card game. So far we have only been among us and so it should have stayed that way. Every Friday evening there is a big Magic tournament in the local game shop.

There are always around 20 friends who collect cards and play Magic. We wanted to take part in it for a long time. A few months ago we finally dared to go there. The event was a full success and it was a lot of fun. But then it took an unexpected turn. One of the players apparently found me very sympathetic. Let's call him Luke. We played nice together, he gave me tips

and just as I wanted to say goodbye to him, he added his phone number to me. Handwritten on a piece of paper with the words, if you ever feel like playing private magic. Oh dear, how to understand that. Will Luke just play magic with me or does he want to play Magic with me? I have no interest in both, because I am in a happy relationship and also have my three Magic buddies.

So even in that respect I am completely fulfilled. I know the right step would have been to give him a nice message via WhatsApp. Of course I didn't do that. So I have suppressed the situation and never wrote him. So everything went great until I went to the Magic Event in the game store a few weeks later. My behavior was immediately punished. Luke was there too, came immediately when he saw me and confronted me and asked why I didn't call. I immediately came to sweat, but I bravely confronted him back and said that I didn't know how to understand it. He said in a very striking way that he just wanted to add me to his own private game group.

I would fit in there and was so nice. Here I want to mention again that I don't know Luke and only played Magic against him once, lost the house and then gosed him for several weeks. Of course I couldn't say that I have no interest in having a private relationship with Luke. So I said, nice, sounds cool. Too bad, I shouldn't have done that. A phone was immediately clicked, the contacts opened, my name was typed in and I was asked to type in my phone number. And I was still trottling the right number.

Ah, beginner's mistake. Yes, the number generator would have been better, but you can't hurt him. I would have acted the same way. The first message arrived in the evening and I was added to a group. So I started to let the tactics go. But it didn't seem to work. Again and again, private messages came in and many questions. Out of kindness, I answered one or two questions briefly

and even asked a few questions, which I might not have done. I completely gosed the group. A few days ago, I gathered all my courage and explained that I have no interest and no time for another group of games. His reaction to this was not as expected. I was asked if I would still want to stay in the WhatsApp group, if I ever have time again.

Now I have the problem. What do I do? Say no and be rude and leave the group? The problem is that my friends absolutely want to go back to this shop where all the people from this foreign group are going to be. I can't get rid of them. But I don't want to stay in this group. And then there's Luke.

With him, the whole thing escalated. Because even though I didn't answer, he invited me to his birthday? I repeat again, I've only seen him twice in my life and barely talked to him. We only played Magic together once. Can I somehow solve this situation so that I can continue to play with my friends and without Luke dating

or playing Magic with him? Thanks a lot, your podcast is great, Felix. So, yes, thanks Felix for the message, for the email. And I want to say, a problem of humanity. In my opinion, two people who actually don't want anything bad. I think Luke just wants to be nice. Maybe he wants to get to know new people at such equal-minded, magic events. And he just wants to show Felix, hey, I like you, come over.

Now we have the problem, Felix doesn't want to. He has his community, he has his game friends. He doesn't need a new one. Besides, he doesn't know Luke at all. So, what do we do? That's a good question. I don't know much about Magic cards, but it's about attacking and winning cards,

if I understand correctly. And there's something like... enchantment. Spontaneous enchantment. Wild enchantment. Or something like that. Bear sack. And maybe Felix should put the things on in real life.

Spontaneous spell. That he not only learns the magic cards, but also the art of magic. Or at least he threatens. Luke, you have to stop now, or I'll do it spontaneously. At the right place. That's enough. I can't do it anymore, or there will be bear-workers. No, thank you Felix. Yes, but I understood it correctly.

Felix has lost the whole house against Luke. Now you could, I tried to portray Luke positively and nicely. Now it could also be that Felix is just a ferocious, ferocious Luke. Because Luke can play off Felix without a end. Maybe Felix just has to be so damn good at Magic that Luke doesn't feel like it anymore. So a brutal beast at Magic. The best cards, I don't know,

I think you have your own cards, you bring them with you. I don't know too much, unfortunately. But I also know that they are sometimes really valuable. Yes. And that means you already have a card of your own. You have to be damn good. Felix, you have to be so good that Luke doesn't want you anymore. I think there's almost only this way.

Yes. That no one wants to play against him anymore. Eye to eye, tooth to tooth. And I also think the message, as Felix wrote to us, is actually a monumental film for me. Yes. Christopher Nolan has to go the Magic Gatherings, the community meeting between Luke and Felix.

I see Matt Damon versus Shulk and Phoenix or something. An epic work. Six and a half hours. At least. I think another option is to just turn the back on Magic the Gathering and switch to another game. For example Uno. Or what else is there?

Rummycub. It's not that cool. Why? It's mega cool. Are you in the Rummycub community? No, I'm in the Canasta Club. Canasta, that's the best game I've ever played. Canasta is a game, I thought it was a word you just invented. No, it's real! It's so cool!

I'm so excited to play Canasta again. Chris, are you in? I don't know, I don't get into stuff like that. You know exactly how I feel about playing. I'm grateful. I sit at social games on the table and just wait until the game is over. I know exactly what's bad about social games for me.

I'm happy that Felix has fun. I know exactly that the worst thing about social games for me is, I'm happy that Felix, when he's having fun, I'm happy that everyone who's having fun is having fun, but mine isn't. And for me the worst thing is that I know I have to sit here at least as long as this game still lasts. And then I don't know, man, you're annoying, then someone falls back or something,

and then you have to start over again. And then that pulls, I don't feel like it. I still think board games are the best at all. And that's a great framework that's been created. You get the rules of the game literally laid out on the table. You know how to behave, what you have to do. What you do when you're just sitting at the table with people and you're talking, you don't know when to say what,

but in the game you know exactly what to do, everyone has their task and the fronts are clearly explained, I think that's such a help in social life, games are just icebreakers and they help you to deal with each other socially, that's my opinion. Maybe I have to go deep psychologically but I don't like this feeling

of feeling like I'm sleeping with the pistol and I know I have to sit there because I can't just break the game And I know I have to sit there now, because I can't just stop playing. I have to sit there as long as the game is played. And I can't handle that. With this pressure, that's too much for me. And maybe I have to, I don't know, have a look at it.

Go in there, look at the books again. Well, Hammer Felix has already helped. I think so. Maybe he just has to go into the environment. You have to find people who do things for the other person. Felix has already helped. I think so. Maybe he just has to get into the world. He has to find people who can do things against bar. Make magic. Exactly, let them play their magic.

Maybe just get in Luke's house and steal the best cards. Oh, you didn't tell him that. Then you have two flies with one flap. Luke is out. And Felix has made a fortune with those cards. Now we've really given enough immoral advice, Chris. I have to interrupt before it gets even more criminal from your side. A big thank you.

I think Felix has helped. We gave him enough tools to use. Sometimes it's like in a movie about Jesus who goes seven hours. You don't know much more, but there are many questions. Sometimes it's about making the experience. It's about making the experience and saying, after that, I'd rather not have made this experience. Yes, that's exactly what it's about.

And now I wish you a nice week. Next week, Tuesday, we'll be back at the training. Until then, have a nice week. Thanks for listening. Goodbye and bye. Bye.