DRINNIES - FROHE KUNDE

Episode Date: May 26, 2025

DRINNIES-Ultras wissen es als erstes: Diesen Herbst gehen Giulia und Chris auf Live Tour– und bringen den Dachboden in die schönsten Konzertsäle Deutschlands.18.10.2025 LEIPZIG, Gewandhaus20.10.2025 BERLIN, Philharmonie21.10.2025 KÖLN, Philharmonie04.11.2025 MÜNCHEN, Isarphilharmonie10.11.2025 FRANKFURT, Alte Oper11.11.2025 HAMBURG, LaeiszhalleTickets gibt es auf drinnies.deIt can happen anywhere, anytime.Muss Giulia wieder gegen Fahrtrichtung fahren? Werden die beiden bei Neandertalern in ganz Deutschland couchsurfen? Darüber wird noch zu reden sein. Und jetzt zieht Leine!Besuche Giulia und Chris auf Instagram: @giuliabeckerdasoriginal und @chris.sommerHier findest du alle Infos und Rabatte unserer Werbepartner: linktr.ee/drinnies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Have fun! Drinnies, the podcast from the comfort zone. Welcome to a new episode of Drinnies. We hope you're doing well, and if not, it's okay. We're doing very well today. I'd like to say, Chris, you can confirm that. Right. Explanation. We have a big announcement to make. We're very excited.

We've kept it secret for weeks. Wait, I've prepared a music. Oh, yes. Shoot. I won't let you take that. Attention. Guys, Drinys is going on tour this autumn, October and November. We will bring the roof floor to the most beautiful concert halls in Germany. You can be there. Chris, do you want to go through the data? Do it.

We are in Gewandhaus on October 18, 10 in Leipzig, in the Philharmonie in the Großen Saal on October 20, 10 in Berlin, in the Philharmonie in the Großen Saal, on the 21st of October in Cologne in the Philharmonie, on the 4th of November in Munich in the Isar Philharmonie, on the 10th of November in Frankfurt in the Alten Oper, and on the 11th of November on the 11th of November in the Carnival's Hochburg Hamburg in the Leishalle. Is that it, guys? Is that it? And only for you!

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I would be very happy if people come But if not, it's okay, then we are just two there It's nice too Have your own peace Maybe you can sing something Maybe we sing something from ABBA Maybe I'll sing on blank One thing I say, I I'll sing it in a blank. No, one thing I say is that I won't sing.

That's a promise. I won't be at home either. That's true. Good, I'm very excited, I'm very happy. 11 o'clock people, the tickets are going out. I'm incredibly excited and nervous. And in this spirit, Chris, we will now get into the episode.

Bad mood, pull the line, I just say. And now you ask yourself, what kind of a saying is that fragst du dich, was ist das denn für ein Spruch? Ist das an mich gerichtet? Nein, das ist ausnahmsweise nicht an dich gerichtet, Chris. Das ist meine vom Ehr aussterben bedrohte Redensart diese Woche. Du weißt, die deutsche Sprache liegt mir am Herzen. Ich versuche, Dinge wieder zu reanimieren, die so ein bisschen in Vergessenheit geraten sind.

Und dazu gehört auch der Ausruf, ziehleine. Aber ziehleine ist nicht ausgestorben. Das ist in jedem deutschen Krimi, And that includes the call for Zieleine. But Zieleine is not extinct. In every German crime scene, if someone from a film school writes a script and a so-called milieu study, let's say about the Frankfurt drug mill, the station district, and introduces themselves, how do people talk on the street?

And then on Sunday evening you hear Zieleine, dude. Zieleine with dude. Or I want to say, I don't think it's extinct. It's only kept up in certain circles. But it shouldn't be a sin to re-release this speech to last in this podcast. Chris, with this thesis, you can pull the line. I don't want to hear anything about it.

In my world, it's extinct. We're only using boomers. I want to make it cool again. I want the youth word of the year. Draw lines, the new Sass. But not ironically. No, not ironically. Not ironically, we draw lines, but seriously. Seriously.

Seriously draw lines, that's my credo for 2025. And what I also find rather inappropriate, unauthentic, are not only the so-called street language in German crime, but also clubs, general series. I want to say internationally, when somewhere awesome is danced off. Yes. When really nice and through and tickled off,

when you go to the club and then maybe something is whispered into your ear. There are always too few composers in the scenes of the next series and films. There are too few composers. the scenes, series and films. You can see that they have to dance since morning at half past seven. As if they were dancing. There is no music at all during the shooting. The actresses scream too little because it's too quiet on set. And you can also see the composers that the lunch buffet, the bread rolls, weren't that good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the eternal problem with the compas,

because they're just too expensive in the crowd. I'd say it's a problem with the budget. Double the people have to go, rent a real club, not just build a set somewhere in Bocklemünd or in Ossendorf, and then dance a little more aggressively. I think it's always a bit, how should I say it, standing dance on the square and then a little wibbling with your arms. So you would practice a very slow long run. I also think people should be more sweaty.

In real life they are all so sweaty and they scream in their ears until they have a tinnitus because you just don't understand each other and everyone stinks like Wartgerät Bull and someone is coughing in the corner. Something like that is missing in television. Everyone on TV looks so fancy and nobody sweats. I also think that people are seeing that the compass lady is being told

to come in private clothes to save budget for the costume. But what happens then is that you have compass ladies who wouldn't even belong to the target group of this club and that dress up totally differently. So someone comes in a turquoise polo shirt in a club like the Berghain. That doesn't really work. And I have another hypothesis about movies and series. You know the trailers that reveal the whole plot.

Trails are 5 minutes long, sometimes only 90 seconds. And we still manage to give the whole plot back in the trailer. That's a very sensitive content. To sum it up. And I think, I have a hypothesis, maybe you can put it back directly, maybe you can listen to it first and then confirm it afterwards. And my hypothesis is,

to know when the right time is to switch out the trailer of a new movie is harder than to cut the actual trailer. You know, you have to know, okay, I want to prepare for the movie. It's a possible last smart-tron cruise that somehow jumps on a rocket from a jet and pulls a parachute from there. Last time we enjoyed it. But But I want to know what happens, what I expect in a film, but not so much that I get spoiled.

And that's a narrow degree. To know when to press the pause button is difficult and in my opinion more difficult than to cut the actual trailer. Yes, I think so. I hate that on Netflix, you just have to wipe the wrong way with the mouse. Suddenly some series starts by itself and that makes me crazy. You only have to wipe the wrong side with the mouse. Then a series of your own starts.

And that makes me crazy. And that's why I tell you one thing. That's why I don't watch Netflix anymore. I prefer to drive by train. That's where I spend my free time. That's the last club in Germany where people sweat a lot. Where there are enough people. Where there are enough people in the bar.

Where they pour out drinks on the floor, where it's still a little sticky. That's where I'm at home, that's my wall. And where you can still eat the crumbs from the cracks, at this table that you can fold down. If you had to stand for too long at Kams and it wasn't enough anymore and you had to break the line, if you didn't get to the bread,

you can moisten your fingertips and put them in the crack of this table, if you fold it down. Ouch! I'd like to share an introvert tip about train driving and that's why I'd like to ask you to play the train Introvert tip, tips from Drenys for Drenys Please!

Introvert tip My introvert tip is people go to fernbahn.de Introvertip. My introvertip is, people go to fernbahn.de. A private person made the effort to really open the entire German rail network with a register, with a sign, with different colors. And you can see exactly which train, which department has which place, in which department, where is, where the first class is, where the second class is, where the bistro is and above all, and now comes the most important information for people like me, in which direction the train goes.

Do you drive in the direction of travel or not? And that's also my big point of criticism on the train app. You don't see it in which direction you drive. You rarely see it, I think think in the latest trains or something. And I'm a person who feels bad when I drive backwards, and that's why I always go to fernbahn.de. That's my introvert tip for people who want to prepare for their long journeys even more because they don't want to disturb the operational processes

and because they don't want to get sick. And I'm one of them, and I've optimized my long journeys so much now that I now always know in which direction I'm going. Do you see in which sector the train stops? Do you see that too? I don't know, I'm not sure, but I don't think so. But it could be that I'm too stupid, because it's really very complicated.

The person really has an idea of the train, I'd say. Isn't that from the train itself? No, that's a private person. He did it all on his own. There are really crazy people from the train itself? No, that's a private person, he did it all by himself. There are really crazy people at the train who deal with it and deal with it. And that's really a person who has put a lot of time and work into it. I have to say, I'm already skeptical when people deal with the train so much. But it's good for us all and that's why I want to give you a tip.

Go to fernbahn.de and check out your ICA, which direction you're going, and you'll be happy. I was definitely happy when I found out. By the way, a person told me on the reading tour, after signing, I'm very grateful to you. Thank you very much. But look, if people are so voluntarily, so private people, are so busy with the train,

can't you say, we're not doing the train anymore, a GmbH or a private company anymore, we're going to build an open source project. Everyone can take part in it, and I think it will probably work better than if you continue like this. You know, when we say, okay, this person is really in the mood

to do a lot of private stuff for the train, okay, we're going to build a project where everyone can come and say, we could improve that, and I think it'll work out better. I think so too. I'd even take part in it myself. I'd even get active myself, maybe regarding food and drinks on board. I'd maybe give my feedback and make suggestions

that there's something like Monster Slush. I mean, we have to say, open source is already a failure. Wikipedia has some extremely bad posts. Extremely bad posts. And I was out of pure despair for a few years. Linux user. I would say the darkest years of my life. Only problems, only things that didn't work.

And I think I have a lot of Linux users in my DMs who want to explain to me that Linux is better. I believe you all. You are deep in my heart. I don't think there are a lot of Linux users, Chris. You can't believe what was going on in my DMs when I said once here WD-40 would be a lubricant. There all the rat freaks come, only men who explain to me. Of course only men.

That's really important. Of course it's only men. But they were similar aggressive as the key bubble back then? When we said that you can get keys in the hardware store? No, all nice, all loving, but with a certain penetration. Oh my people, ey. But I also love these peppered DMs. You can still get what moves people.

So people, I wanted to say Chris, where we were at the train station, you know I was on a reading trip, I was on a train again in my favorite club and there I of course surfed again, because what I do most on the train when the internet works, then I surf. And I came across something, that's brilliant, I would say, and that was at Wikipedia, now we've already had it from Wikipedia, at Wikipedia. We just talked about Wikipedia. At Wikipedia there's a list called List of the people killed by their own inventions. And that's exactly what you think.

People who invented something and then came through the device themselves. But I have to say, sometimes at Wikipedia articles, not good. But these lists, I like them. Just facts. No text is included, just what's there, what's there. Any buildings that are listed,

that correspond to a specific style. Just listen. I think that's the best thing about Wikipedia. Yes, definitely. And I love these lists. It's very interesting, very tragic, sad. But also partly, you have to say, macabre, but also entertaining. Among other things, Franz Reichelt died in 1912 because he jumped off the Eiffel Tower and expected that his coat would work as a parachute. So he had built a prototype of his coat which was supposed to work as a parachute.

He was a tailor by profession and is from the first platform. We were on the platform in Paris recently, on the Eifelm. It's pretty high. I hope he doesn't have to get up for so long. Imagine he's got full hope with his coat, where he wants to jump down and thinks he can sail romantically over the sails and then he has to get up for three hours. I hope not.

But honestly, I can understand him a little bit, because when I was up there and we didn't get down again, because the ropes were so long, to this mini mini mini lift that went down to the first platform, I really almost got a cold. I also thought about what the fastest way down is. So, and then I have to say, I understand him. I think they have to tie a rope,

directly over in the louvre, where you can hang yourself with a handcord. Exactly what you see in the most dangerous school roads in the world. On cable 1, something like that. And then you can, all the people who are really tired of life, can first go on this slackline with the crank, and then they can rattle down and we can get up faster. Yes, awesome, awesome, I like that. Another person from the list, I didn't know that.

The boss of Segway, so those funny cars that people drive in metropolis with a Jochen Schweizer badge. The boss of Segway is unhappy on a Segway, on September 26, 2010 when he hit a cliff with the Segway. Yes. But on something that died, where he can say, I'm really proud of this invention, of this product, that will accompany humanity for decades. That will have completely replaced the bike by 2025. Maybe he just wanted to prove that the Segway is unbreakable.

Yes. And that's why he turned the clip down with a run-up to show, look, I'm dying, but the Segway lives on. Yes. Demolition of one's own past, but demolition of the constancy of a means of pre-movement that only comes out with one axle. Chris, honestly, a new life goal was set for me.

I want to end up in this list later. I also want to be killed by my own creation. I want to die in this passion for life, which for one thing, this passion should kill me. I don't know yet how I'm going to do it, whether I'm going to write a certain write a book that has extremely sharp edges. That I'll cut myself into the main or something like that. There's also a theme park. It's not that easy to invent. Especially since so much has already been invented.

What else can you invent, guys? You took everything away from us. I saw a TikTok where something was presented. I don't know, I don't think it was a new invention. It was about a circle saw, a really professional thing that is mounted on the table. Then you can drive the boards in, for the people in the room.

And then it was presented that it has such an automatic stop. So really safe so that you don't cut your hand off by accident. And the man who presented it took a Wiener sausage and held the Wiener sausage to the running saw and then the saw stopped directly and the Wiener sausage was healed. And then I asked myself, if that's really that safe, why doesn't the Wiener sausage take its finger? Ha ha ha!

Show us how safe that really is! Yes, well... Short question, to check that it's a Wiener sausage, the circular saw must have touched the sausage, right? Yes, I think it smells the sausage water when the Wiener sausage is opened, the glass is taken have touched the sausage, right? Yes, I think she smells the sausage water, when it's opened like a sausage, like the glass. The man smells the saw and then she can say, it's coming closer, it's coming closer, now I stop better.

Maybe the circular saw is also just vegetarian. Yes. I didn't feel like sausage at all. But the sausage was probably already lightly sawn, right? To remember that, no resistance, I stop. I then asked, if I had been at this fair, it was at a fair where this was performed, I would have asked, if I had been at this fair, something at a fair where this was being held, I would have asked, hold on to other things.

Hold on to a ruler. Or a cucumber. Or your child. Or a foot. The little Konstantin. No, we don't want to do that. No, we don't want to do that. Also, stop the device, people. Yes, it's safe. Nothing can happen.

But why not the finger? Do it. Yeah, really. I have to think of the one from Mallorca, Jens, who cut off his finger before the camera ran out. Yeah, that was tragic. Then he jumped off the balcony, out of the parterre. That was another day. That was the same guy who owed him money

and wanted to transfer it. Then he went home to Jens and said, Jens, where's my money? And then Jens just jumped out of the window. From the first floor. But I don't think it was quite... It wasn't quite without jumping down, I think. It was already heavy for him.

He went on the run, right? With the guy from the Eiffel Tower, with the coat that couldn't fly. Surprisingly, you have to say. Yes, I wonder if he also somehow dramatically... He doesn't just know that he's going to die or that he's going to get seriously injured, but he also knows that his invention didn't work. How sad is that?

That's so sad. I'm also sorry. I think there's the term near-death experience. Why is it called near-death experience and not short-life death? People say they've already over there, they saw the other side. They went over the rainbow bridge. Exactly, they saw the light. But that's how it is, near-death is nothing,

the edge is nothing, it's a kind of work-cation. So not really vacation, not really working. Yes, then you can really not switch off, not relax, but for that you can also work very hard until you're fully concentrated. I wonder, with a vacation, you can do two days of work, but also half a year.

You'll always have little vacation, because it's infected. Vacation is infected by work, and my vacation will stop. And it's also like, when you see the afterlife, near-death experience, how long can you be dead if it's a near-death experience at all? Imagine, after two years, you realize, oh, he's coming back, we can get him back. Is it still a near-death experience?

How close do you have to be to death for it to be a near-death experience? That's the question. I read a pope who had a near-death experience. He saw the afterlife. He said he saw apostles and families and friends who waited for him to get him. I also wonder, do you really want to see the relatives again? Do you want to see the friends who have a board game under their arm

and say, come on, let's have a nice WG-evening, let's cook together, they have a board game under their arms and say, come on, let's have a nice WG evening, let's cook together, chilis and carna. Or, yes. Spaghetti party. Everyone brings a sauce. Yes, or worst case scenario, they stand there and say, hey, you didn't keep a cleaning plan. This week, you would have been in the bathroom. Yes, you thought you'd never see me again.

But I still have the cleaning plan from 2008. Yes. Yes, now where the whole brimbo-rium was about the pope, I always come back, my thoughts go back to Lustwande Leichriss, I'm in the Old and New Testament, I jump back and forth, I think about what was there back then, what was invented, what was the truth. And I thought about Maria and Joseph again, I do that from time to time when I'm in the train or somewhere else.

And then I thought, they were in Bethlehem at the time, they were looking for refuge in the barn. Was that maybe the first couple in the world who did couchsurfing back then? You were allowed to stay there and also give birth. Yes. That was actually the first recorded couchsurfing. The stable wasn't as well-designed as a hotel or a hotel.

But it could have been the first Airbnb. You could say, I have a room here, it will work. And then it was the first Airbnb. But I think it should have been before that, although we all know before Jesus there was actually nothing. It should have cost 800 dollars the night, for a little shed with a little straw and no running water. Exactly, but actually the first Airbnb story

should have been at the Neandertal, in a cave. Then another one came by and said, can I sleep here? Do you think they asked each other? Do you think they were polite to each other? Yes. I think they just got along with each other. I've read about Neandertaler that they sometimes get played in docus, by small actors, where the buffet was hopefully better than in the club scenes in the series.

And they are often very engaged and do something animalistic. How big is a deep voice then, Because it's all still hoarse. It's hard. And I read that Neanderthals, actually from their anatomy, from the keel head and how the voice organ was built, they actually had a rather high, shrill, loud voice. That's completely wrong in Terra X, for example.

You have then, you have so, hello, is there anything left in the cave? Hello? Do you have fire? Yes, lie down there. There's a stone and a fire. You have something on the stick. Do you want to make bunga bunga? I wonder if they would have let each other in.

Would they have said, people, we have to stick together? We have to stick together, because at some point, the human being could arise. It didn't arise, we didn't just stamp off with Neandertal, but over the edges, homo sapiens and so on. But maybe we have to say, the human being would be a direct descendant of Neandertal if they had taken the others with them on the couch,

the first couch surfer in the world, and maybe gave each other more of a hop-up-hood and didn't scare them away. There are only three people who actually come from the Neanderthals, and that's the Bee Gees. The Pizjala! Yes, exactly. But not only the dog Stim, but also the beautiful Berthe. The Berthe!

And in the near-death experience, you also say, life then passes you past like a movie. There are different experiences. Many see the light, say I have the light. Or the pope says I saw friends and family, or one had a monopoly board game under his arm. But you also say that life pulls you past like a movie. Where I ask myself, first of all,

are you in the movie yourself? Or if you say like a movie, then you have to be played. I've never seen a biopic, for example, where the person plays himself. Timothée Chalamet played Bob Dylan, Bob Dylan didn't play herself. I think films are so vague, because what genre? Yes.

It could be a porn, too. Porn is also a film. I think it depends heavily on your life, how you lead your life. Or maybe something like Ferkel's Big Adventure. It can be anything. And above all, it's more of a movie that you see in the cinema. So if you have a near-death experience, there's a preview, someone comes in too late with the cell phone light on and doesn't manage to turn off the cell phone light on and can't turn it off the whole movie.

Oh, Chris, my life. I think it'll be three at night on cable one or something. Real quota killer. Nobody's awake anymore. There are only people who watch it, who are so scared out of their sleep and who have built it up in their dreams in their sleep. Between two Buds, Bands on Terrence Hill movies.

And my local, your local and Terrence Hill movies. And your local re-edition of 2013. Exactly. That's definitely the movie of my life. I'd like to see a real collie fair playing me in the movie that will be in my eyes again when it's time. Can I choose who plays you? You can also write the script.

Oh, awesome. In any case, Heiner Lauterbach will play you. And that is the young Chris. I wasn't, I wasn't. The child Chris, the baby, but also the youthful Chris and also the old Chris. That's also in the trend now, also on Broadway again,

one person plays all roles. And there I see Heiner Lauterbach clearly in front of me as baby Chris in the cradle. And I see it, I see it in front of my eyes. I want to write it now. But I see it somehow Lauterbach clearly in front of me as baby Chris in the cradle. And I see it in front of my eyes. I want to write it now. But I see it somehow, if I may give a little comment. I would like to see it as a monologue in a German theater somewhere. So very dark with such a concrete sighting.

Yes, naked skin on concrete sighting. Yes, and one comes with a sausage, but doesn't stick in, but just puts it on the circular saw. Yes, on the circular saw, and then blood is spilling everywhere on the concrete and on the naked skin. Heiner Lauterbach is also completely naked, but he also does a subtle advertisement for his back training book. He did a book for relaxed back,

he also does a little advertisement by doing a few exercises on stage. To keep fit, which is particularly cynical, because it's my life that's over. There are also several meta-levels that hopefully will win us a German film prize. I'm so happy, can't you die already? I really want to write the film.

Yes, well, you say near-death experience, there is of course scientific researches on this. Apparently, it's also the case that some are just hallucinations due to lack of oxygen in an accident or something. So we have to see how we can deal with the lack of oxygen. Yes, I can set that up. Please don't. I know a person, Chris, who will get a real pain in the ass in a second.

The Drinny of the Month. It's finally here, guys. It's the end of May, not to be confused. Now summer is so close. The Drinny of the Month is being cured. And that's why Chris, I'd like to ask you to play the fanfare. Here comes the Drinni des Monats. Drinni des Monats, May 2025 is Tina! Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina! Tina, put yourself down! Tina! The Neandertalers are also happy with it. I have to say, many good Trini of the Month stories.

Unfortunately, we can only record one month. At info.trinis.de you can write the stories. We are very happy. I am happy about Trini of the Month, because there are so many things that go in there. We can't always capture everything directly and read it. But Tina has submitted a story that you consider to be remarkable. And I'm looking forward to the story. Right.

It occurred several years ago that I worked as a kitchen assistant in a mother, 80 years old son, 54 years old-led butcher shop. My boss, a type of eternal young company, self-darkened glasses, and when someone ordered half and half minced meat, he said things like, I can only offer you mixed meat, I can't guarantee half and half,

and I don't want to be sued. That was his seriousness. There was the classic craftsman breakfast with meatballs, schnitzel and rye cake. At lunchtime, there was daily changing, including soup, peas, grapes, potatoes, Graupen, Kartoffeln, sowas halt. Nach ein paar Monaten war ich so weit und durfte außer Kartoffelschellen, Spülen und Salatwaschen

auch mal in der Suppe rühren. Das machte ich anscheinend so super, dass meine Beförderung nicht lange auf sich warten ließ. Mittwochs war Schnitzeltag und ich durfte diese abbraten. Hm, lecker. In den Verkaufsraum durfte ich allerdings nicht. Das war dem Chef und der Chefin vorbehalten. That was reserved for the boss and the boss' wife. I was given a much greater honor.

One day my boss asked me if I could accompany him to an investigation. He had to be sedated and needed a companion. His mother was not in question for age reasons. I said nothing. It was nebulous about what investigation it was. nichts ahn, sagte ich zu. Es blieb nebulös, um welche Untersuchung es sich handelte. Die Praxis sei fußläufig zu erreichen, keine große Sache. Nun ja, fußläufig lagen ein Radiologe, ein Zahnarzt oder ein Gastroenterologe. Welcher war es? Bingo, der mit der Darm-Spiegelung. Nach der Untersuchung wurde im Metzger-. I could now come to pick up my husband.

My boss didn't think it necessary to clarify the misunderstanding on the phone. When I arrived in the office, I was immediately taken to the storage room, where my boss was lying in half-open pants. A resolute... A resolute voice assistant pushed a chair to me and left me with the words Speak with your husband, then he will wake up faster. My despair is, that's not my husband, I couldn't hear her anymore. She was gone again so quickly. There were felt hours in which I was able to cram everything I had ever learned about smalltalk.

I was almost relieved when we were both called to the doctor hervorkramte. Nahezu erleichtert war ich, als wir beide zum Doktor gerufen wurden, um die Ergebnisse der Kanalrundfahrt zu versprechen. An den genauen Wortlaut muss ich euch leider schuldig bleiben. Ich muss mich währenddessen in eine Parallelwelt geflüchtet haben. Mein richtiger Mann und ich freuen uns auf jeden Dreh-die-Dienstag und grüßen euch herzlich. Tina. Aber da muss man doch als Chef auch mal sagen, sorry, du kannst jetzt gerne draußen outside, I'll do it alone.

Even if you want to stay in this story of husband and wife. Well, basically, against the gut feeling, not to use anything. I myself, this week, drove one person to the gut feeling, because then you get put to sleep. Before that you can't eat anything,

you have to drink stuff,?, you can't drive a car. But it wasn't your boss. No, it wasn't my boss. And I didn't have to wake up, but the person told me she was woken up very rudely, namely with, wake up, hello, wake up. Oh, mega mean. And then it's time to wake up.

So you have to perform when you wake up. I have to say, that's really the worst feeling when you wake up and out of your bedside, and I've had that a few times, and then you don't know where you are, what's going on, Ich muss sagen, das ist wirklich das schlimmste Gefühl, wenn du aufwachst und aus der Narkose, und ich hatte das ja auch schon ein paar Mal, und dann weißt du erst mal natürlich nicht, wo du bist, was passiert ist, wie du heißt, auf welchem Planet du bist, und wenn dann die erste Person,

die du siehst, nicht nett zu dir ist, das ist ein ganz schlimmes Gefühl. Und ich war immer so froh, wenn die Leute einfach nett zu mir waren, gesagt haben, ja, du hattest grad ne Operation, ist alles gut gelaufen, jetzt schlaf dich to sleep first. That's exactly what you need. You're already so disturbed anyway. But then you still have a real scratch brush. But Tina was obviously, I would say it positively, that she was taken with her.

So you thought Tina, she's reliable, she's nice, she plays well with her wife and probably has an insane small talk on her. Yes, I would still say I'm just sorry, Tina. Nobody should see their mess manager lying there in half-open pants. Nobody should go through that. And you get the month's package for that. You earned it. And also the finding with hearing.

Oh, stop it! Stop it! So I think it might have been a very, very cumbersome, very combative attempt to flirt with Tina. A setting, a first date... Honestly, a 54-year-old young girl who still has her mother's life to her heart's content. A first date, during the intercourse, I don't know. Yes. He might have wanted to be sedated on the first date, you know? Because he knows, small talk doesn't suit him.

A certain insecurity. He wants to be talked about talked about, he doesn't want to talk much. But that's almost sympathetic. No, come on. We're not going in that direction. But what if we say, first date, let's both sedate each other. And then go home satisfied. Then you can say, first date, done. It wasn't embarrassing for both of us, because we slept all the time.

I really have to say, there is no better feeling than being sedated. There's nothing better than when the drug slowly starts. That's the best feeling in the world. I can understand anyone who used that with a so-called doctor. That's the best, especially when you're in pain. And then so slowly, all of a sudden, gone. That's the most beautiful feeling in his life. And Tina obviously called it all off as a small talk,

where I also say that you have to try to participate. I think you just have to send it. I think the exit was too late then. You couldn't have said, I'm not your wife, because then it would have raised a lot of questions that you would have had to ask. I think, it's very clear that the boss has to bring in the employees and then also have to listen to the finding.

At some point, somewhere, it's enough. That somewhere, at some point, you reach your limit. Tina has definitely gone through it crassly and of course she deserves the main profit in the monthly package. And you know what I don't like? When you're in a restaurant and there, so I can do small talk now, it's good, but there's a situation that you of money in the monthly package. And you know what I don't like? When you're in a restaurant and you can do small talk. It's good, but there's a situation where you can't do small talk anymore.

Namely, if one person, in this case, I... What are you doing, Julia? You're looking through a pop shot. I was watching you through the mic. What's that supposed to be? Can you please... You're completely breaking out of the concept.

So... You should have done that this week. I was in the restaurant with someone else. Aha! Do you have another podcast? Maybe one will come, maybe not. I don't think so, honestly. No, no other podcast will come. It was professional.

And then the thing happened as follows. I got my plate, beautiful ala rabiata. A penne ala rabiata, nice, delicious. And then I of course hoped, okay, hopefully the person says to me, start already, it's getting cold. So, she did it, my expectations were met. That's point one, very right. But what happened then, that left me in shock.

The person disappeared with the first bite into the penne alla rabbiata. I sat there in complete silence and had to somehow get my tomato sauce in my mouth without covering myself with the t-shirt. I felt like I was watching myself maximally. Because I think if you say, start already, you have to send something that fits. And I would have liked that with Tina. Then the small talk has to be sent without a request until the plate is there and you can eat it yourself. Yes, also a stand-up program or something like that.

Just fire off something where you don't have to react to it. So, to be honest, Chris, I wouldn't eat at all. I don't like it either. I would rather wait for it to be cold and then eat together. I find it very terrible to talk about professional things while eating. You can't talk and eat at the same time. It's not possible. I can never enjoy the food when I eat with colleagues at work. I'd eat two noodles and ask if they could pack it for me.

Yes, exactly. Or I would send it, of course. Because you can't make the person feel observed. No, you don't want that. You just don't want that. So Tina, she's got it. She can small talk. She can even small talk when the boss is wearing open pants. What you don't want to see. It's also an introvert tip, Chris,

that you always have to order cold food in the restaurant so that you can wait until the other person has their food and you can eat together. Nothing that cools down. Nice Caesar salad, a little colorful salad. A nice red beet capacho with walnuts and goat cheese. That's great! Yes, good tip.

You know, I learn so much from you, Julia. And that's why we're doing this podcast. Thank you, I'm glad, Chris. And we're doing this podcast to tell people that the ticket sale is starting today for our tour. At 11 o'clock you can buy the tickets on Trinnis. I'm very excited. I'm probably not going to sleep at all because I'm very excited and I wonder how it's going to be tomorrow. I'm just incredibly looking forward to the tour, I can tell you that. I'm already thinking about which awesome shoes I'm going to wear. I need pointe boots again. I had pointe boots on my last tour.

The people were so excited about my boot choice. Is that a dream? I'm so excited about it. I'm so excited about it. I'm so excited about it. I need to wear a pair of shoes again. I need to wear a pair of shoes again. I had a pair of shoes on my last tour. The people were so excited about my shoes choice. Is that something from Rudi Carell? No, I invented the pair of shoes.

Okay? I'm not Rudi Carell. And I would say, Chris, now we're going to go full of excitement into the week and see how it goes. And secure the tickets. We'll hopefully see you all in the fall. Yes, I would be happy if people came. And it was tickets. Hopefully we'll all see you in the fall. Yes, I'd be happy if people came. And last time I had a lot of fun.

I'm a little excited, but I think it'll be good. It'll be good, we have us, Chris. I think as long as I don't eat with other people penne alla rrabbiata before. Rrabbiata. Very difficult word. Isn't that the witch from Bibi Blocksberg, the evil one? I have no idea. Bibi Blocksberg wasn't my thing.

I watched the Rospudli Theater and I have to say, Penne alla rabbiata is a very difficult word for me. It is difficult. Because with the P and the R at the back, it's like, penne alla rabbiata. The cell phone! Watch the cell phone. Fitness dollar, penne alla rabbiata,

the cell phone, the Rivella Blau. That's a good thing. The white man is the one who is angry, the white man is the one who is angry. That's a different world. The one who is angry. I want people from Switzerland to come to Munich. That's not the time, people. I know people complain that we don't come to Switzerland, but there aren't that many listeners in Switzerland. That's a risk, to rent a big hall.

So please come to Munich. Munich is also very nice, it's a risk, to rent a big hall. So please come to Munich. Munich is also very nice, it's also a destination. Depending on where you live in Switzerland, it's not far. We're happy when Swiss people come. We're really looking forward to it. Yes, you can form a driving community or not. I think there's a direct ICE from Zurich to Munich. The SPB won't disappoint you, I promise you.

And there's a direct ICE from Basel to Frankfurt in less than three hours. I know, because I'm against it myself. And on Fernbahn.de you can even see in which direction you drive. How cool will it be? Yes, then I really have to say that is a superpower of mine, that I don't care at all, I never get sick. And that is a privilege that I also appreciate, Julia. I would also like to say that I also have this motion sickness,

I always feel bad about everything. And I still went to the Star Wars movie with you on the motion simulator in Disneyland. My tip for everyone who wants to do that, but can't stand it, just close your eyes for a second. You won't see anything, you'll be shaken a little, but not too much. It was a 1A experience.

I could hear what was happening, that was exciting too. I didn't have to see that. Have you ever tried those underwater goggles where there's liquid in them? Help, no. And that one app you can turn on doesn't do anything on your phone, have you ever tried that? Like the water cart app?

Yeah, where the dots flicker through the picture. No, I don't know that. Where people say, doesn't do anything, I've gurgled. Doesn't do anything to me, I always feel bad. So guys, the tickets are open at 11pm, the sale is on drenys.de, we're so excited. Let's go! See you next week, then we'll be back. Have a nice week, bye! Thanks for listening, bye! Drainys, the podcast from the comfort zone.