DRINNIES - Fünf Anlagetipps für DJs

Episode Date: August 4, 2025

Interessant: Giulia sitzt am Höllenboard wie die Teufelspianistin und Chris frittiert Kurzhanteln in seiner Mancave. Außerdem wurde ZUFÄLLIG zwischen zwei Dörfern Zement ausgekippt und eine Zimmerpflanze von Phantom-Moos befreit. Schmissig!Besuche Giulia und Chris auf Instagram: @giuliabeckerdasoriginal und @chris.sommerHier findest du alle Infos und Rabatte unserer Werbepartner: linktr.ee/drinniesHier gibt es Tickets zur Tour: drinnies.de18.10.2025 LEIPZIG, Gewandhaus20.10.2025 BERLIN, Philharmonie21.10.2025 KÖLN, Philharmonie04.11.2025 MÜNCHEN, Isarphilharmonie10.11.2025 FRANKFURT, Alte Oper11.11.2025 HAMBURG, Laeiszhalle Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Drainys, the podcast from the comfort zone. Hello and welcome to a new episode of Drainys. We hope you're doing well, and if not, that's okay too. A warm welcome to everyone at home, just like we are. We're here in the podcast room, every Tuesday there's a new episode. Trini's Tuesday is back. We're making comedy here, we're making jokes here, but I think we can also discuss something serious here.

First of all, you're on the hell's board today. You have the beaver and the power at the same time, Julia. Yes, and I'm a little scared that I'm going to be a slave to your inheritance. No, it's not even a... We've always seen? Yes, and I'm a little scared that I'm going to suck your ass. No, it's not my ass. We've always seen it as teamwork. I want to say that. But I had to be the person who presented in front. I have to say, it's bugging me all the time in my gill nail. I want to press things all the time because it's so exciting.

I really have to pull myself together. But I also thought our podcast had to have a little more variety. Otherwise it's called a piece of cake. It's just a piece of cake. It's without depth. I thought we could do the big age-care episode today. Where we give small tips in between. Especially for people who are maybe free-working.

Where it's difficult sometimes. Where should you go with the millions you earn in your self-employment? What do you do with it? Leave it on the account? Yes, not. No, I've had good experiences with taking a lawyer What do you do if you earn your living in the self-employed world? Do you leave it on your account? No, I've had good experiences of taking a lawyer who helps you fight against the health insurance. If freelancers don't know what to do with their money,

then do it. So, throw out the money. I mean, you can do that, but you haven't given it to the bank. Right. That's the fear of the hour. You don't want it on the you didn't give it to the bank. Right! That's the fear of the clock. You hear it like, I don't want it on the bank. You give it to the bank and inflation. I think Pokemon cards are a good investment.

Or if that doesn't work, buy two real estate. Or just the classic 150 gram pine cone variant. That's always a good investment. Or old timer. What's the deal with that? Is that really the case? I say it's a myth. You have to work on maintenance,

perform maintenance damage, air rust, everything is a topic. You have to hire someone who can do the many old timers you can afford as a freelancer, who can move them regularly. But you know what I find strange? I have the feeling that with the old timer

you can only lose. I don't really have any idea about it, but if I imagine that I would buy an oldtimer for 70,000 euros, you shouldn't drive with that feeling, because then you lose value, but you shouldn't stop because you lose value. Actually, you would have to pull it behind your car so that it moves, but doesn't have to run on the engine. That's really weird, because you can only lose. It's like people say, if you buy a car and drive it, it's only half the value of a parking lot. And I think that's the same with an oldtimer. If you drive it over the B55, it's over.

It's worthless. The engine is cracking, the body falls down, what's the point? I always think of a host light. I think you have to wear a roll-on pillow and a funny glasses, a flying glasses. And a swivel beard. I think that's part of it.

I looked in the basement to see if there was something that might be worth it, that might be an investment for the age, without knowing it. I just let a cellar cleared. You know, two people came who had to carry old fridge, boxes and stuff. Things I didn't even need

to set up a bank in the basement. A real leather couch. A hot dog station. Exactly, a popcorn machine, 12 screens to watch all Bundesliga games at the same time. And as it is with people, I'll tell you how it is, Exactly, a popcorn machine, 12 screens to watch all Bundesliga games at the same time. And as it is with people, I'll tell you how it is, small announcements. I'm doing something good for them. They're actually friends I've met on small announcements.

That's why it's okay for me and I think for the state and the finance department that they don't pay any bill now, because they're my friends. I met them the day before yesterday at 11.30 in the evening. In 2024, Chris was suddenly arrested and was in jail for several days. No, I won't be arrested this time either. It was just an investigation. I won't be in an investigation this time. And they are my friends and that's why they have a small counter-effect, just like you do with your friends. With your friends.

Baking a cake or just cash. They carried things out of the basement. And I just didn't know if they were coming or not, if it would be a big fiasco. If they would steal it, if they would just get it. Exactly, or if they would stop after half, because the fridge wouldn't go up anymore, how it would come down, no idea. And I have to say, I'm starting this episode now,

with the adrenaline, what's going to be the problem. The action didn't take long, they took an hour. But it was like a test. It was like a final test for me. I think the whole scenario, they come up, put the fridge behind the house, do I have problems again? Do I find them on the next forest edge,

the fridge with a freezer dish in it, which I didn't cook, because the frame of the Champignotalia plate wasn't quite right for me. Questions after questions. I think it went well. I have to clean the basement stairs, but the adrenaline is going down. I might end up in the podcast.

Maybe your blood pressure will drop so much that you'll be powerless. That's the roller coaster ride of feelings. I think for the Man Cave I thought that I'd put down a grill. That it would be the first full-year grill basement. Where I also grill indoors in winter. With a Weber, right?

I'm from Solvente, Weber Grill Academy. That I just do something for my buddies down there. But you also have to hang your Weber Grill Academy certificate on the wall. Framed. And you also have a chair in the form of a football glove. Yes. You can sit really comfortably in it. Yes, actually so Doug Heffernan.

I was just about to say. Can you sing a short song for me? My eyes are getting weary. My back is getting tight. I'm sitting here in traffic on a Queensborough bridge tonight. I'm saving the German language up here. What you don't know, I already have all 268 bands of Brockhausen down there. Because I said, Google is for beginners, I'll take another three quarters of an hour if I have to repeat a term.

I'm looking in my Brockhausen. But those are only atrapm, and when you open them, there are tortilla chips and a hot sauce. What I want to say, I want to save the German language, I want to save words that are threatened by extinction, that we no longer use or rarely use. Hafe-Soße. Was ich sagen will, ich möchte hier die deutsche Sprache retten, ich möchte vor allem Wörter retten, die vom Aussterben bedroht sind, die wir nicht mehr benutzen oder zu selten benutzen. Und heute habe ich wieder ein Wort mitgebracht, das ist mir aufgefallen, dass mir das einfach fehlt.

Das kommt zu selten vor, das höre ich nicht mehr im deutschen Sprachgebrauch. Ich möchte das wieder auf die Karte packen und zwar das Wort schmissig. Ja, das habe ich schon mal gehört. Das benutzt man ab und zu mit einem Augenzwinkern, meine ich heute noch, aber du wirst es das zwingern lassen. Schmissig. Yeah, that's what I've heard. You use that with your eyes, I mean, even today, but you're going to let it go. I want to let it go. I want to take it seriously. The word is something like cheeky, flirty, schmissig. Yes.

That's what's good about your lips, it's schmissig. It has a certain speed, it radiates. Actually, Joey Kelly at the Vogue would be something like that, to get a 20-year-old reference. I always think of a 60 year old on the Schützenfest who dances a disco fox. And then really turn up after four Kronbacher and then suddenly make a double pirouette with the arm over the back.

Where you think, Sabine is already deep down. Down there is the ground, watch out. Your Ischias. And that really messy ground, look out. Then there is. And that's really dirty, putting something on the parquet. Can it also be human-like? I only know it in connection with music, dirty music.

A flutter dance is the pendant to dirty music. Yes, that's a good question. So, um... Maybe we should ask in the swing basement, right? Do you want to swing in the swing? But, right? Maybe in the swing cellar, at the slide shop. But if I had to think, a person could be nasty,

then in my eyes, that would be Beatrice Egli. That's a nasty person, she's smart, she's cheeky. A friendly, woken up nasty person. She has the winner's spit with different vegetables and meat varieties.. It's smelly, the spout is smelly, it tastes good. That's what I think a smelly person is. Yes, I also think so. You could also say a woken up little boy. Yes! Or a smelly person would be a woken up little boy.

Right. And I really want to say that now. Smelly is officially back in German. Arrived, is introduced again. Yes, the Federal Ministry of Humor is putting a stamp on it. Schmissig it is, but I would like to be called a woken up boy if possible. I can tell. I was recently, I have to get started, in my favorite book store, and that was at Obi.

Many know that, I've already told you, at Obi thereie has really cool Mangle copies for 4.99 euros. Maybe they're at Bauhaus, maybe they're at Hornbach, maybe they're at Tom, I don't know. I've never seen a Tom branch, just the advertising. Is there a store like that? It's a ghost. A ghost with two O's! Well, definitely. I was at my favorite book store, Obi,

and I didn't just want to look at books, I also looked for something specific. I needed a plant for my room, and I can't even name it, I'm so good with plants, it's a green plant. I needed a fertilizer. I was worried for a long time, I tried to pick it up, it didn't work,

so I thought, now you're going to put a fertilizer in there. So, I went in there, knew pretty much what I was looking for, I had the photo of it on my phone, and I didn't find it. Yes, I think what is a healthy family atmosphere in the family blog is planting in a healthy atmosphere.

It's rather difficult for all participants. In the end you don't know, if anyone is going to win. But you watch it, you let't know if anyone will win. But you watch it, you let the boulevard go, and I like to watch it too, because you try something new. And you always ask yourself, what does Mozart have to do with it?

But with your Monstera, Mozart has nothing to do with it or any other secret service in the world, right? But maybe a old sports moderator. Maybe Matthias Optenhöfen will come in and say, sorry, but that's my Monsterab. I'll take that one. I'll take that one. But back to the topic, I needed the fertilizer. I had prepared it, it's a screenshot.

I didn't find it, so I went to a employee and said, hello, good day. I have a question. I'm looking for this fertilizer. Which is very representative. Of course. And I don't even know what this is in the hardware store you never find people who help you. They are always so nice and there are always enough people. I don't understand that.

That's also an urban legend, the hardware store doesn't help you. I have already planned weekend for whole room and kitchen strokes, but I didn't find the color and went back home with unmade things. Well, then it shouldn't be. If I don't find the product, I'll just go back. Chris was at the bank, in the big market, and in a total of five supermarkets. Yes, that's your joy, right?

I love the hellboard. You send me by email, timecodes and links and say, please get out, please on the hellboard. And there you have your big fun. Chris does what he can best, get excited. That's not true. I can get excited, but I don't do it often. I do it well-done in the podcast privately, more and more. Speaking of well-done, I ask about the fertilizer.

And the person, very friendly, by the way, says, wait a minute, I'll take a look, didn't find it, looks at the computer, has to print a form all of a sudden, why so ever, I have no idea what happened. Then had to go to an office, said, excuse me, I'll be right back. Went to an office, came back with a key. And I said, what's going on here?

What have I triggered here? It was so unpleasant. With a big key on the Alcatraz. Like from Hagrid the Wild Hunter. 120 keys on it. And I was like, what have I triggered here? The operational process, the other people are waiting for me. The people want to fill a pool.

They want the Gardena plug systems. They want a new overtop. Yes, exactly. And the person went through the entire outdoor area where I was looking for the fertilizer, where the fertilizer was, completely to the other side of the store, behind a wire, and behind it was a showcase that was closed, then she opened it, where I also asked myself if it was closed because it was very expensive or very toxic? But I didn't ask further. He pushed the fertilizer into my hand, I thanked him warmly and then ran towards the cash register.

So, and now we come to the problem. I look on the way to the cash register, I look at the fertilizer and I had a green plant fertilizer that I could use in my pot plant, my room plant. And I can see, but unfortunately too late, it's a lawn dunger, a four in one lawn dunger, especially against moss. And I noticed that, I was already at the lawn, I was already standing at the end of the line,

and it was a long way, and I looked back again and saw that other people were already at the person who was advising, and that they were advising something else. So he was back in the conversation, and I was there with the wrong fertilizer in my hand. But then really a 4-liter bottle. That was a big thing. Didn't you notice earlier that you were in a big bottle?

No, because I was nervous, because the person who opened it for me gave me a big ceremony, the thing. And I said, oh, thank you, thank you. I felt honored, that was his valuable time for you, I felt like I was earning my time. And then I was standing there with the wrong fertilizer. And now I had the following problem. You can't just put it anywhere, put it back.

First, you do it anyway, and second, it wasn't locked for no reason. If you put it anywhere, you have to suspect that Mossad is coming. Because you could trigger a big police operation. Because what is that? Why is it locked? Why is it in the glass? Is it tank glass? Why does it have to be so well protected? A big problem. Things that are

just included in business. In my opinion. Yes, and that is not allowed. That has its reasons why it is included. That means I would have to go back, have to wait again until the person is no longer in the conversation and then say, sorry, you gave me the wrong thing. I need something else.

Of course, you can't question that. You can't believe how fast I got out of the shop with the 4-liter fertilizer. I paid for it at the self-scan cashier and went home. Then I thought to myself, honestly, fertilizer is fertilizer. It costs even more than three times as much as the fertilizer I wanted to buy. It was super expensive. But honestly, I'm saying this now, my pot plant won't grow any moss in the next few weeks.

And one social interaction is enough. What would he have to do? He would have had to make the whole process back-to-back. He would have had to take the fertilizer, the wrong fertilizer, the wrong fertilizer, everything against the natural fertilizer. He would have had to take the key, the wrong one, the weed destroyer, moss, everything against the natural fertilizer. He would have had to take the key, open the glass, put fertilizer in. Then take the leaf that he had signed there,

put it back in the printer or you could scan it, send it to a computer, photoshop it there. That would have been a bit complicated. And the gardener hose systems, they also want to sell. Yes, that's right. Then I'd rather turn the sales of the hardware store and be satisfied. I had to buy a light bulb this week. And very precise specifications. It's a paper lamp that I have for my man cave.

In the form of a boxing shoe. No, that's not true. It's a paper lamp. In the form of an AxeBody Spray. Exactly. And Dark Simulation. Exactly. You know way too much. And that's going to be a problem with this podcast. And the version was E14 and maximum wattage 25.

The thing can't get too hot, otherwise the paper lamp will burn. So when I was in the supermarket I thought, okay, there are light bulbs, I know where. I've never bought a light bulb, but I know where they are. Namely at the cash register, right on the edge, there are different cash registers, of course, like in a supermarket, as usual. And behind the cash register, a little half, almost at the top, are the lamps, the light bulbs. So, to the left of it are protein bars, then come the light bulbs and batteries. Of course.

On the right are cigarettes and razor blades. Yes. And normally cigarettes and razor blades are included. Not there. I thought, okay, interesting, freely accessible. I then went to the light bulbs in Nour-Charlon and looked around. There were the circles, there were the long ones. I actually wanted a round, but there were only 25 watts in the long shape. So I looked at what was available. There were the long ones, I wanted a round, but there were only long ones for 14, 25 watts.

I looked at it and suddenly it screamed across the supermarket, Hey! You're not allowed to go there! And I thought, who was it? Did someone steal a cigarette? Did someone leave? What's going on? Is someone at the explosion plant? But why are you laughing, young man? Crime doesn't bring...

Yes, I was obviously told that I had made an unauthorized entry to a completely unsecured zone in the supermarket. Because I understood, okay, it's probably too far behind the trailer, too close to the cashier's end, I can't go there.

Where I already thought cigarettes and razor blades, that's not the place to hang through, that's too hot for me. But with the light bulbs and button batteries, where does the zone where I can't go anymore begin? With the protein bars. It was the same thing. So I didn't go to the cashier, but went to the self-check and didn't buy the light bulbs. In my man cave in the basement it's still dark. The paper lamp stays cool. But that's more masculine anyway. Light is also more unmanly, Chris.

Honestly, it has to be dark. Or when neon rays are like halogens, like in a big fair in a slaughterhouse. Or gaming lights that shine green and blue. But it's not always as organized as we're telling it here. Not everything that's being cleared out of the basement ends up in the gas station or is sold out. Maybe someone else will be interested in it.

God knows where my fridge ended up. But one thing was sent to me now. It ended up in the forest. And it's a case for our rubric, which I'd love to invite you to. Gladly. Kicked Out is the rubric where it's about things being kicked out that don't belong there and things that are deliberately kicked out that don't belong there. And things that are being kicked out knowingly

and probably being disposed of. Although a big question mark has to be put in this case. In Dorsten, maybe you know the town, is it Münsterland? Tell me something, I have no idea where that is. Is it in Borken? I know... It sounds so NRW, that's unbelievable. I know 1000% that it's NRW. I don't know where, but it is NRW-ish. It's unbelievable. I know a thousand percent it's NRW. I don't know where, but it is NRW.

Something's ringing. Frank Rosin isn't from Dorset. The curry sauce from his mother is from Dorset. I didn't check it. Frank Rosin doesn't matter in this case either. It doesn't matter. It was illegally removed from of in the forest. That's the headline. On Saturday night, July 19th,

an unknown truck loaded asphalt in the forest on the doorstep between Deuten and Holsterhausen. The city estimates 8 cubic meters of asphalt in the forest. It has to be disposed of. It was carried off in earthshade. It's a complicated matter. On Saturday morning, walkers discovered the illegal dispossession. The same day, a small ad went unnoticed.

The dispossession costs a high 4- to low 5-digit amount. High 4- to low 5-digit... You could have said that directly, right? What does that mean again? So high 4 is then... 1, 2, 3... ...is then 9999 or what? That's a high four-digit amount.

Yes. Until I brought this transfer fee into my skull. That goes in the direction of 1200. Exactly. That's already the Math Olympiad for me. Yes, that's Math Känguru. Känguru competition is with us. Catastrophe.

It was a catastrophe. Catastrophe. I found myself again at our school at 8 am in the Mensa. With others who didn't know what they were doing. And what is the Pisa for? Is it something private? Can you buy anything from it? Are there any Saturn vouchers?

I just put donkeys in my wallet. The question is, what happens in Dorsen? What happens between Deuten and Holsterhausen? I've been wondering that for a long time. Why is there asphalt in the forest, where there's not much else? First of all, it means that someone had too much asphalt left. Yes. They must have calculated that.

Or, like me, in the hardware store, something was locked up. Sacks, cement. What is asphalt made of? Cement? Oh God. That's so embarrassing. I think asphalt made of? Cement? Oh God. That's so embarrassing. I think it's a fish tank for people who know it, where you blow up balloons and then you put paper on it with a line. And then at the end you have a pumpkin

or preferably a hot air balloon or a head. Greetings to my father, who works in the construction industry and now turns himself into a grave, even though he's not dead yet. Rest in peace, I say. But, well, asphalt was closed down, even though people only wanted to buy books from a Mangle Axe in a box at Obi's. And they couldn't help but take the asphalt with them

and take it to the forest. Sometimes there are also these special offers, for example at the Rambazamba in Raumschladen. At the outlet store. That's actually a bubble update. Didn't we ever imagine that? I don't know. Even if we should imagine it again,

because it's still like a grenade. There are rest stops. It's really messy. It's messy. There are really cool rest stop shops where goods that fell shortly before the accident or the car crash or fell in front of the truck. West-Posten-Läden, wo waren die irgendwie kurz vor MHD oder Überschuss oder vom LKW gefallen. Also, wirklich literally bei einem Unfall oder so ist was ausgekippt.

Ja, da kann man da mal hin und eine Palette Hugo kaufen für den 60. Ja. Für 12,90 Euro. Das lohnt sich dann schon. Man muss halt einfach den Transport selber bezahlen. Ja, genau. Ich hab bei Ramparts. After Easter there was Easter chocolate. And shipping? Yes, and it was so cheap. These Lindehase are so expensive. That's also a topic of age care.

We have the big age care episode today. Lindehase chocolate. They are long, long above the MHD. Yes, long. Halper. They cost, yes, but what you don't know, first they get cheaper. Yes.

Namely one day after Easter there is 25% discount, on the third day after Easter 50% discount, but in the years after that the value increases again. Yes, and I'll tell you one thing, so the thing about rest post is, you can do a real good job, but of course it depends on the quantity. You get a huge amount of it.

It's great when you have 12 kids, but when you're alone like me and you buy the big Lindt package after Easter and it's half a chocolate bar. I remember. And it wasn't those boring 0815 rabbits, but those messy rabbits with glitter and holo effect, flowers on them.

All kinds of bunnies. The Fusion Festival bunnies. I only ate these bunnies. I ate this lint chocolate on bread. I mixed it in my coffee. I made a hot chocolate with it. I only ate this... I couldn't throw it away, it was valuable chocolate.

I gave away so much. I still had so much. From the Ramba Zamba Rest Post store. At some point I bought myself a bike out of the chocolate. I went to work with it. I had a coat made of chocolate. I had a glasses made of chocolate with chocolate glasses on the front. I could only see this chocolate.

Yes, and at some point you went to a forestside in the Minsterland and you t be doing that. Because I think it has to have been like that with the asphalt. Yes, I wanted to say that. Someone at Rambazamba bought asphalt, underestimated it a bit. He might only need two to four square meters for his entrance and then accidentally bought the two to three tons. Now the question is where to with the other asphalt. I think even with building materials, if you order too much, it costs when you have to dispose of it.

So it's completely clear what happened here. Or I just ask myself, we also have a geographical information here. The door way between Deuten and Holstaußen. The door way is known to everyone. Unfortunately, we don't know that yet. It's not a fixed path. It's not a country road. Although I've mentioned it so often. It's not a fixed road. It's not a country road. Even though I've mentioned it so many times.

It's not a road for power trains. And we all know the Autobahn AG. In Germany, it's really here to repair and to do. It's a real mess. The colleagues, they don't give a shit. They work, they do overtime and everything. Sometimes a bridge breaks in again. Or a bridge has to be blown up.

It can happen when you work so much. But the problem is the door way between Deut and Holstehausen. It's pushed up again and again. And then some nasty people thought to themselves, now we're doing this on our own. The asphalt wasn't even knocked out, it was prepared to be planned the next day. Because then you make a nice, solid road. Watch out, with a medium-sized car

130 kmh can be driven. We'll do that. Just on your own initiative. Right, because the problem is the Germans always come to Holsterhausen quickly. But the Holsterhausen people don't come to Deuten that quickly.

That's why we said, downhill it's faster. We'll do that. Asphalt, at night, tomorrow with the planer we'll go there. And then of course the municipality comes in between and says,

we have already given the order to the Autobahn AG, we can't do that, dear residents, we have to remove that. So my respect for the Deutner people and the Holsterhausen people, the politicians talk and talk and talk, but they are makers. They make the asphalt ready, they tip it out, and how they need it, and bam! They're connected and can visit each other. That's nice!

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So, greetings to Deuten and Holsterhausen. Something is still being done there. That's community, that's community thought. Together we are stronger. And we are also the big age care provider. Yeah. I had friends who were doing this against a small counter-performance. I could have baked a marble cake and a Google-Hopf for them, but they said, come on, save them all the baking powder, I'll take a little money. And for that, I have to say, it's worth a little bit of cash. Because then you get 100 euros or 80 euros,

and then you have a 50, a 20, a 110, I like the five. I like the five. You do have a real bundle of money in your pocket, but you can dose it. I'm a big fan of paying without contact, of course with the card. But there are situations where you have to pay cash. When you pay for drinks, too. I find that when I'm somewhere and I'm with someone and I eat something small, or just a coffee, we drink two coffees and in the end it costs 8,20€. So, I give 10€, the money is there,

I don't have to ask with the card if they can round it up to 10€ and the rest is yours and in the end I don't know if it's even possible. I give 10€ and they can then put the money on their side in a big wallet. I also think that especially this effect, when you take 50€ and you get-er, it's a bit sad. You get one of those. But if you get ten fives, you feel like King Carl.

You put all the money in your wallet, it barely fits in your wallet, it's already overflowing. And you think, wow, that's so crazy. The psychological effect. That's in the middle of the numbers, in the middle really... We're in the middle of the line. We're in the middle of the line. In the fine details.

That's what makes us different from the animal. We have the feeling that if we have ten fives, we have more money. And that's also about the daycare. A 50-year-old in the mattress is not worth as much as ten fives. I'd rather have ten fives. That's my tip, especially to all freelancers, where it's more about the daycare, who are more into the feeling of doing something, whether something comes up, you don't know.

So my tip to all freelancers, ETF, private freelancers, you can donate 10 times 5 euro bills to the mattress, it's much more valuable. I think cash is really understated in 2025. I think we should go back to cash and completely ban card payments. And I mean also ban transfer. Everything has to be cashed on the card.

And not only in euros, in bills, but also in ducats, gold bars. You want regional currencies again, right? Gold bars. You're back to being regional currency. Right. And I really want to, when I have an account open at the hospital, then I really have to go there and put the bar on the table. You go to the bakery and they say, okay, that costs 5,20 euros. Then you say, wait a minute, then you take your backpack, you take the gold bar out, you take a file and then you start to file the gold. Yes, or at this sausage cutter, you know, at the butcher's. You take a file and start to file the gold. Or this cutting machine.

You can cut very fine slices with a knife. Thin, like a gold carpaccio. A nice gold carpaccio. In the end you have to ask, is it a bit more? Can it be a bit more? With drinking money a bit more. Nobody would deny that. Everyone would say, Julia is back, she has the file.

Nice. Is a bit selfish, a bit sly, she has unpacked the file. Nice. Is a bit selfish, is a bit sly, but also has something dirty about it. But think about how nice that would be if we went back to cash. Not take everything so precisely, not on the cent exactly. Then also with these cards and data protection, everyone knows about my bonität. The shoe has some information where I bought my shoes. What is all this supposed to be? It's none of your business. I want to pay my stuff at the bank.

The tax is paid at the bank in a suitcase that I put my handkerchief on my arm. I'm going to the KVB to the Köln North Bank and there I will hand over the money at the bank. I have massive private problems. And I was rejected again by a credit card application from me. We have to make a separate episode about this. It's a big complex of topics that is getting bigger and bigger.

And then I thought, okay, they rejected it because of something. I'll get a scoop of information, not just the bonitets, but all the stored data. And that was the biggest mistake of my life. And I tell all people, especially freelancers, if you do something for your age care, it's about well-being, that it's good for you. Just don't ask. Never ask at the

Schufa what's saved there. You didn't want to see that. It's terrible. These are excuses. Better to go to the gold bar. Yes, but I also have an outer week. I was then after this whole Lybian thing, Yeah. I also have an outer week. After all this stuff from Libya, I wanted to buy something. I haven't had breakfast yet, because I always try to go to the supermarket early, when I have to buy something, because I imagine that there are more products in the shelf. That's why.

It's really like that. There are fewer people in the store, more products in the shelf. The kiwi is even fresher. Exactly. There's a bakery and I have an out of the week. I have to get some stuff. I wanted to order four things. I wanted to order a coffee,

so I have a cappuccino, then I have a breaded bread and then I thought for later I'll make myself something sweet, a choco croissant and vanilla raspberry plunder-dumplings. And of course it would be perfect if I said I'd like a drink and three dumplings, so they can decide which bag to get themselves, but you just don't do that. No. You're only going to look at this process in a weird way, and that's basically the case for me.

I don't want that. So I said, one cappuccino. And then people usually ask, is there anything else? Is there allowed to be something else? Then I said, yes, a stuffed bread like cheese, please. And then my week's out. The feeling that arises with me when I'm asked too early at the bakery

if that's all. So I ordered a cappuccino, I have the stuffed bread, is there allowed to be anything else? Yes, a stuffed bread. And when I'm asked then that was all. I ordered a cappuccino, I ordered the bread, it could be a bread, yes, a bread. And when I'm asked if that's all, I have to say, no, there's a chocolate croissant. And then I'm asked a second time, is that all? No, there's a vanilla ham, a plunderer. I don't like the feeling that arises in me.

That's my out of the week. I don't say that on the other side there's a mistake. I think that's just normal. But for me, the processes are not normal, and they're my week out. I'm completely on your side. I completely understand. It's a humiliation to have to list all the things you want to have. Especially with the names, we don't want to talk about them anymore,

with the bakeries, what they're called. And if you still have to say yes, this, that, it's really a bit of a work of shame on the bakery day. But you have to say, thank God, we're not the only people with problems in the public space. There are even more people, and many of them write to us. I don't think I have problems in the public space, but I rather have problems in the public space for other people.

I think that's an increasing problem. But that's your problem. Yes, that's right. And for that I'm being booked in a jail again. So we got an email and it's a TrinSider question. And that's why I would ask you to play the trainer now, because now TrinSider comes sharply asked. I'd going to play the coach, because now we have Drinsider, hotly requested. Gladly. Drinsider, hotly requested.

Sina wrote to us and she writes, hello you two, I recently got into a situation again, which I would like to lay on the Drinsider, hotly requested, set table. Here is a short description. I was on the road with a friend on a Saturday evening with a friend and we tried to get a free seat in a restaurant in the Leipzig city centre. Because we had failed several times and were very hungry, we decided to move to a more cozy location to see if it would be okay for us. First we took a look at the dining room, which looked pretty sad and uncomfortable and didn't

smell very good. The audience was overjoyed and scared. First we took a look into the living room. It looked quite sad and uncomfortable and didn't smell very good either. The audience was indecisive and terrifyingly quiet. The whole scene had something strange. My girlfriend and I looked at each other, shook our heads and almost breathed our last at the same moment. We laughed until we were back on the street. Then I thought it was good to laugh now.

The scene had its laugh potential for me. until we were back on the street. Then I thought it was good to laugh now. The scene had its laugh potential for me. So back to the serious situation. But my girlfriend just wouldn't stop laughing. And to pat me on the shoulder like that, how do you do that when you have a laugh-a-doll? She said something and started to cough again and again. I tried to laugh for a while, but it was getting harder and harder.

I didn't want to be a laughing stock, because she had a lot of fun. So I was caught between doing it as if I was laughing and letting the laughter out. Since it happened to me several times, my question is, what to do when you notice the other one is still in the middle of having fun, but you can already feel the laughter rolling in? Yeah. Oh, I know that. Yeah, so I have to check it out right away.

Sina writes, it's happened to her often, with this exact same person. Or just with all people. Because then I would rather say, Sina, maybe you're just a little more reserved when laughing. And all the people around you find it weird to scream. I'll put it this way. If I were younger now, I'd say

when people laugh about Hans and Franz, about everything about the smallest wings on the wall, that's an Ick for me. That's an absolute Ick. That's a red flag. I can't stand that. And maybe that's the reason why I have so few girlfriends. Because I'm looking for people

with whom I'm humorous on one wavelength. Because otherwise it just doesn't work. The rest doesn't work either. I think humor is so important, even for everything else. And when people laugh about things that are not funny to me, then you're character is so different, that can't be anything.

It depends on how important humor is to you. Very important. Other people look for their life partners after the soccer club. After the eye color. Or after the counter-effect of eBay's small ads. I have new friends. Let's see what happens. I think it's so cool when people are asked at first dates, what their dream partner looks like, and they say,

my dream partner is tall, has dark hair and blue eyes. And I'm like, what? I wish you all the best. Good luck. I wish you all the best. Others are looking for their life partner after the age care center. That's the big age care center.

Show us your Pokemon cards. How many paper lamps do you have in the basement? Where you can't find any light bulbs because the E14-faceture is there. How many cards did you bring for the finance office last year? Well, what can you do? I've already experienced that with children. Where they often laugh for a long time. Where I think, is this good? But also with adults.

But I can't remember any specific situations where that would be the case. I think also because I directly suppress it. That's something I try to distract from. I can remember that when you're shooting something, something happens between the shooting sequences. Usually I do things in front of the camera that should be funny. But there are things that happen when the camera doesn't work, that are not intended to be funny.

People think it's so funny, but if I do something in front of the camera, the lazy man is dead silent. No mine will be destroyed. I think to myself, I think I have to do a LinkedIn post again. So, I don't know. What do you do? Counter-laugh. A counter-laugh. A bully-harmful laugh.

No, I'll take care of it. I'm also... I'm now the opinion... For certain things I'm just too old. I don't waste time on things anymore. And I don't waste time on giving people the feeling that it's funny when I don't find it funny. Giving people a good feeling. Right!

No, but I don't laugh when I'm not laughing at all. I don't do that anymore. I don't laugh out of politeness about the jokes of others. I only do that in writer's rooms when I'm paid for it. If you want to experience me in a friendly way, you have to give me money. When the moderator writes jokes herself, we laugh very loudly. Exactly, there has to be fruit on the table, but above all chocolate bars and coffee. And a table kicker.

Exactly, not necessarily a table kicker. But the times have to be kept, 8 to 16 o'clock, I don't do more. And in between I am very, very friendly and laugh very loudly. Especially if you want to be booked again. You can't sit there and not laugh. Maybe the friend of Sina wants to smile. Maybe the friend thinks, that's Sina's humor. We have such a good time, such a good vibe,

such a special connection in this Saturday evening in Leipzig. There's no junkie bar in front of us. And I'm just laughing at that, Sina in the face. Sina is a horse stealer. What is that? Who's talking? I'm scared too when people say, my dream partner is a horse stealer.

What kind of horse do you want to steal? How? They're all chipped. You can find them online at Tasso. You can't steal a horse. Where do you want to put it? That's also a woken up guy, if you can steal a horse with someone. Or a nasty person. Nasty horse stealing.

So Sina has a nasty girlfriend who likes to laugh loudly. I don't know, I would maybe simulate a phone call when it gets really bad. It's also sometimes like that, I've when it gets really bad. Sometimes it's like... I've experienced it before, also in the train. I remember school trips where someone turns off the mega. And finds everything funny.

Because one capri-san drank too much, had too much sugar. And I think it's 7.30 on the expressway between Berne and Zurich. The People are so pissed off by their lives. Jonas, Jonas, come here. Come here, come here. Watch your phone, Jonas. Jonas, not the salute, please.

You know? And I've also experienced situations like that where I think, oh, that's a bit much, right? Yeah. Well, then you might have to say, I can't always control reality, the facts. It's not all in my power, but I can control how I deal with it. Wow, Chris.

I'm sorry. Thera-poi-ter Chris! Yes, come on, your kid, what would you advise your 9-year-old self? He should keep his mouth shut and not terrorize people. I wanted to say, Sina could use the opportunity and change her perspective in the situation in which she uses the laugh

and plays herself because that's nothing else, therapy is self-deception. I'm convinced by that now since you said that in the podcast. I can't get that out of my mind anymore, Julia. You're to blame. You just have to say that.

So Sina could say, I change my perspective and I'm telling a good joke. For that you have to have a joke at camp. I only have one joke and I'm not going to reveal it here for exactly such situations. Leipzig, Innenstadt, Saturday evening, smuggling pub, friends laughing. Then I come with my steam roller joke, where my husband husband in the hospital and the room number is the point. Now you have to tell it. I won't tell it because it can be Leipzig city center, Saturday evening, dirty pub, Sina is not there,

but maybe the friends, that I then come with a joke around the corner and say, okay, I haven't changed your laugh, but I have changed my perspective. And there you can also say in the end, well, the reality is still the same, but I'm lying to myself now. I find it very stupid, I wouldn't do that at all. I would just turn around and go.

Done. End. The poor thing ran for me. The person can still stand on the market place and laugh their ass off for 32 minutes. I would be on my way home for a long time, pants off, legs up, TV on. We're also on tour on Saturday. We're in Leipzig, in the Gewandhaus, on a Saturday evening.

I hope that the junkie bars aren't overfilled. Maybe if you don't have that much to laugh about at our show, I'll have to assume that you can laugh about the smugglers. I hope that Dinas girlfriend is there, because she laughs a lot. We're lucky when people laugh so much. It can also be that someone laughs too much, too long, and then you say, okay, the event is over.

Because you want that in the end. You want to ghost people in real life. Why always just chat? Why don't you just say nothing? If you're annoyed by a person, I say, okay, in text messages, ghosting is not cool. But if you sit across from them and the other person laughs, then just decide, I won't talk to you anymore.

I think some problems will be solved and many others will be exposed. I really wonder what happens when if we were both on stage and then just didn't say anything. We come out, sit down and say nothing. But really, for 10, 15, 20 minutes, people would, especially, we have drinnies as listeners, right? Many drinnies in one place, I don't think anyone would suddenly shout something in there. Julia, now get ready with Seinfeld.

Don't talk for 90 minutes, but don't think anyone would scream something in there. Julia, are you ready with Seinfeld? 90 minutes, but don't say, that's what Lance and Precht always do. Yes! Yes! The tour can come, I'm ready for that. Of course, a lot of people laugh, and hopefully the jokes will be as good as a smuggler's knife. That's no advertising, by the way, because all the tickets are sold out,

except for Berlin and Frankfurt. The rest is gone. We're so happy. Come to Frankfurt. There's room for Frankfurt, especially in the VIP area. That's my main, that's Darmstadt, that's Wiesbaden, that's Aschaffenburg. That's the melting pot of Germany.

As a hiker between Switzerland and Germany, I know that Karlsruhe etwa eine Stunde von Frankfurt entfernt ist. Ich will mich nicht darauf festlegen, aber die Chancen stehen sehr gut, dass man nach unserer Veranstaltung noch zurück nach Karlsruhe kommt. Als regelmäßige Besucherin des Bundesverfassungsgerichts Karlsruhe möchte ich sagen, absolut geile Gewänder und lasst sie doch einfach an, wenn ihr kommt. Die roten Dinger, die sehen euch gut, die sehen wir auch von der Bühne aus.

Ich hoffe ja, dass VerfassungsrichterInnen am Start sind an dem Abend, denn für die The red things are standing you up, we can see them from the stage. I hope that the constitutional judges are at the start of the evening, because for them I'm doing this podcast. For Frankfurt I'm planning something very special. I come to the stage, full of shit, like a banker from the Maintower. Are there the banks in Maintower? I only know this HR show. No idea. In any case, I come with my real leather bag and my slippers and I feel like it's Tuesday morning at 7 and I missed the train

and I'm going to bang my real leather bag on the stage and that's how the show will start. Maybe. That's how the show will start and then I and I are almost unconscious because I ate too much green sauce behind the stage and too much hand cheese with music or whatever it is. All things that are unknown to me. I have no idea, but I'm looking forward to it. Thank you, Julia, for being the hell's child today. My pleasure. It was a lot of fun.

And next week on Tuesday we'll hear from each other again, on the third Tuesday. I have the fun of my life here every week. And now I'm going to check in the basement to see if there's still light. See you next week, guys. Bye! Thanks for listening. See you soon and bye!