DRINNIES - Garagen-Psychiater

Episode Date: May 12, 2025

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you'll get another 3GB on top of your pro-employed person. All information and the link can be found in the show notes. Hello dear community, I welcome you to a new episode of Drennis. It's Drennis Tuesday again and we hope you are well and if not, it's okay too. Chris Stuhl was vacant until recently. He was at the table. Now he has come back,, we can start recording. HB must podcast. Hello, Chris, how are you? I'm in a pep-like mood here, in short pants.

This is the first episode of the year in short pants. Because I allow myself that. Me too. Because it doesn't shake me in my masculinity when I wear short pants. And because it feels good to have a certain air around my legs, have the knuckle during this podcast recording.

The refreshing thing is the lemon in the cola, but on the knuckle. That's Casali Coast feeling for the bones on the inner meniscus. But also be careful there, not too much lemon, as we've already had the topic. Even if it pulls too much on the knuckle, you have to be careful.

Chris, the theme of the pope has already been through. We all understood that there is a new pope. I just grabbed something funny. I zapped into RTL, the transmitter of my trust, where I consume my messages. And there was of course also a pope special. Even Frauke Ludowig has been exposed because of the fire point of the pope,

because white smoke addict. And I noticed something funny. A so-called papal expert, himself, told some things and said that being a papal is not fun. You have many tasks, your whole life changes, you are watched all the time. And that's why he said being a a pope is really not taxable. In other words, that's really not fun.

And I want to record that in my watch shots now. Chris, record a podcast here in the bedroom at 40 degrees. With long pants is really not taxable. These are notary public's gags, right? Yes. That's something you hear from notaries. Such a gag, but I like it. Yes.

I notice, taxable. Such a hear in notaries. A gag, but I like it. I notice, it's a pleasure. A whistling notary. One who sometimes has to sing the voices of Dr. Fleischhauer. You obviously watched RTL when the pope was named. Of course. I didn't notice it, to be honest. I only noticed when people wrote to me and said someone used the phrase

under far-fetched when a reference to the Pope's election. Yes, I didn't notice that either, because I was on RTL. But apparently we carried that into the Vatican, this term, and we revived the phrase. And of course I'm very happy about that. We have the proof now. In the Saxon chapel, Trinis is running. Yes. In principle, our podcast was spoken of in a sacred way, right?

Yes. Saint Julia. Saint Chris. Is this series actually running with this saint? What was his name on RTL? Saint Martin? Saint Mike? I don't know, but good name. Saint Mike. I have now, out of the week, is not the pope, because the Catholic Church is the only church

that really exists for me on this earth. But I have, out of the week, not the pope's, because the Catholic Church is the only church that really exists on this earth for me. But I have an out of the week, and I have also remembered myself back in the framework of this pope's election. There is a compliment, there is often a compliment where there is a hidden insult. And that's really what I actually remembered months after

where I was actually insulted the most. Namely, my out of the week is the feeling when you get to hear it, when you've achieved something, or just accomplished something, in a positive sense, you mean, I wouldn't have expected that from you, or I wouldn't have trusted you to do it,

or you'd make it. Where I think, wait a minute, what exactly would you have expected that I'd do it or that I'd make it? How would you have expected me to do it? And that's how I heard it when we did our podcast tour. Then people came to me and said,

I didn't expect you to come out of there. I was like, what would you have expected from me? It's not like that. This compliment is a poisoned gift. You have to say that. But it was about the person you said it was. For them it was more about you being rather calm and then suddenly on stage

you'll suddenly be a rampage, the new Thomas Gottschalk in Cool. Yes, thanks. Also again a hidden insult. In Cool I got. Yes, in Cool, that doesn't make it better. And I have to say, the people don't even know me. I mean, it's generally known how I feel. I have to go back to the reality of my artistic career every morning when I get up. It go back to the reality of my artistic career.

It's like Jürgen Dreefs. That's my constitution. I can expect a bit more from the people. That's right. I saw a documentary, Chris. You know I watch a lot of documentaries. The question is, when do I watch no documentaries? But now I've seen one again.

I've picked up something interesting again. It was about a survivor. And funnily enough, when he was accompanied by the camera, I picked up something interesting. It was about a Maybe I did it wrong, but I mean, I tried to verify it with my parents, but in the canton of Aargau, one of the biggest prisons in Switzerland where the really tough people are, the crazy cases. True crime fans would probably laugh at what's in there, but for me it's crazy. And there was the ad for the announcement,

open door in the prison. There's a prison shop and so on, where the bodies are braided. And I have to say, that has accompanied me for decades, where I think about it every day and have to smear it. But I don't know if that really was the case. I can't verify it anymore. My parents thought it was the case, that it was the case, where I say, that's a lot of humor.

And then I ask myself, can you, if you're a survivor, say, day of the open door, or is that unaccobstructed? Yes, but wait a minute, Chris. A prison shop where you can buy the baskets that the inmates were wearing? Yes, of course. There are others, too. They have an apple plantation, so open, full-fledged. You can buy apples there, and so on. Is that like in the museum, that you have this gift shop and then exit through the gift shop, that you can only go out there?

Even the prisoners can only go out if they go through the shop again. Then they would have to buy something. Or there is also a cafe, I don't know. But there in the museum where I worked, there was a cafe in the castle yard. And if you just wanted to drink a coffee there, not in the museum, you have to pay

two-thirds of the entrance fee for the museum. You can imagine what I have been discussing on Saturday morning at half past nine with the first older Y60 visitors who have been awake for four hours and have already climbed over a mountain, who just wanted to have a coffee and then had to pay 10 euros entrance fee just to be able to have a coffee.

An 18 franc coffee. Yes, exactly. It's like the NZZ coffee. No, in the NZZ coffee you get a ballista for 18 francs. But what I wanted to say, the owner was accompanied, he knocked on a door and while he was still out there, the beer banks and everything, and preparing everything for the guests at his open-door day, the call came, a corpse, a train corpse on the track, he has to go, he has to work and then he has to go

and then of course he is accompanied by the camera in the car. For him that's nothing special, just a normal job, like every day, somewhere there is a corpse, I pick it up. But an extremely important job. Extremely important. Someone has to do it, and they do it with a lot of dignity. Mostly. And honestly, for me it's also a kind of dream job, but we can talk about it in a moment.

Anyway, what he said, I just thought was just a beep, I'd say. He said he had a trainee recently and he was so proud. You looked at him, his eyes sparkled when he told you. Like with a paternal pride he told you. Glittering eyes. The magic in the air. He said he had a trainee, she was there for 10 days, and in those 10 days she saw every kind of body that exists.

Oton was really lucky that she could take everything that exists, including water bodies, train bodies. I'm coming now too. It really is like that. She took everything with her, she saw everything. Within 10 days she saw every kind of body that exists. And then he was also...

In ten days she saw every kind of corpse there was. And he was also... He was also very proud of himself that he could give such a facet-rich insight into his work life. He was really proud. I said, yes, basically, it sounds pretty good, but she was lucky in that sense. It's just his job and maybe also her future job.

He hopes that there will be a new one, because I think it's not such a popular job. Maybe I'm wrong about him, maybe people are jealous of him, but it's an important job. Honestly, Chris, if I can't write anymore, I've thought about what I would do. I know I can't do certain things I've tried before, but what would really make me jealous is a stutterer.

I'll tell you what it is. I really don't have a problem with death. I have an unbroken relationship. That doesn't bother me if someone is dead or not. So you know, I don't have any fear or increased respect for that. What does increased mean? I'm not so afraid of death. I have respect for it and I have respect for corpses.

You have no fear of touching? I have no fear of touching. You would also play a round of Skat with them. Yes, of course. But respectful and dignified. I would treat them respectfully and dignified. You would let them win. If you play a round of Uno, you would let them win. I would cheat.

You would still, like in Monopoly, my mother would still give me a few hundred under the table so that the game would't end after 20 minutes. Yes, exactly. But you know, what I'm particularly attracted to is the peace. The people can't talk potatoes to your ears anymore. They're mostly quiet. Yes, but these are people who organize it. Relatives, family, friends.

And I'm 100% sure that there are real piss-nails that have some difficult to accomplish special wishes. Imagine exorbitant. You have a friend who is a customer. Actually, you have to call her now and ask, can't we do it now? Probably she has something to do right now. We can't just do it once.

That would not work. But I know what you mean, but I would keep myself away from the customer contact. I wouldn't do anything about that. So no acquisition? You don't want to call us and we have nice airbrushes? No event planning and so on. I would just be downstairs in the basement in the corpse show house. And I would only take care of the corpses.

I would comb their hair, I would dress them up, I would iron them up, make them look good. I would... Adjust the hair moustache. If you want, you can do a little day makeup. I would take care of them to look chic, to look fresh, to look good,

to be left to the ground with a good, dignified feeling. That would be my job. I could listen to podcasts, music, sing, dance. Everyone would leave me alone. But honestly, work in an archive. That's my dream job, we've talked about it before. With cartel lights. Yes, right.

In an archive. With the headphones in it, always nice to hear history podcasts with Überweimarer Republik or something. Wonderful, wonderful. Every few anniversary, someone comes by. Then you have to really to find the right archive where things are archived that nobody cares about. But it still has to be so interesting

that it's not rationalized. It's a narrow degree, not interesting, but it can't be too uninteresting. And every 20, 30 years, Erin Brockowicz comes and wants you to give the documents from the waterworks, so she can prove the chromium in the groundwater. And you give them out, because they have a beautiful decollete. That's an understatement, I wouldn't do that.

But I would be so offended. I would say, guy Haribo, an energy drink of any brand. I'd take it and say, hello, I'd give out the plans. Oh, yeah. I've never had so many plans in my hand. And like Saul Guttmann, I'd exchange the plans. Yeah, of course. Then you close your eyes and then...

Yeah, with tippex. A family house is maybe built high-rise is built. In the middle of the settlement, in the Speckgürtel, in Trostorf, in front of Cologne, there is now a 120-meter high-rise, because it was approved in 1997. I can already see that we are definitely well-organized on the labor market.

Yes. I watched a documentary a long time ago. I think it was also NDR or something. I don really excited. I watched a documentary a long time ago. I think it was about NDR or something. I don't know. Probably about NDR, about a crane driver, or several crane drivers, about a harbor. That was Save NDR. Yes, and it's about a harbor, logically.

And there was a crane driver, and the cranes were partly replaced, maybe completely. I think it used to be, so until now it was diesel cranes, and then came electric cranes, or more modern ones, other models. And then she really described in detail

how she had to drive the joystick and what the differences were. And that she actually had to get a little bit in for the new crane. Because, yes, because... I got in. That's a difficult task, of course, but if you have it on, it runs automatically. It's like an extended arm, the crane.

But these containers, there's everything in there. Cars, expensive things can be in there. If you place one in there, it will fall over. It's really a filigree work. She described it like that, I was fascinated. I thought, that could be something. It's a lot of pressure, but I think it's less if you have it on. But then you have your peace.

Or you get a message, then the next load comes. Then you probably have to be fast. Stress. But if you get better, you might have less stress because you're fast at work. I don't think I could handle the responsibility. That a crane lifts up a container that floats ten meters above the ground, where 8,000 pallets of West Wing ceramic porcelain are actually from Temu, from the same factory as Temu, but 8 times more expensive. The new collection of Geissini comes,

and 100,000 T-shirts worth 52 euros end up in the water. Oh, shit! Oh, shit! That's what insurance never pays. I've been watching Geissens lately. And I know you're a fan of the Geissens. Of course.

Or, say, fan connoisseur. That's a one-sided family, you can't say anything against it. Julia Becker watches the Geissens, and that's it. Sorry. Greiflaume gave you a shout-out. And then I would like to briefly discuss your assessment. I noticed one thing. So, Robert Gees has money.

The whole family has money. You take it from the series. You know, in the past he did something with real estate. Was he rich, I mean, or did he have a company? Rich he became with the sale of Uncle Sam, from the fitness brand. Was that so? Yes, very early, 90s. 80s, 80s, 90s.

But today, when you watch the show, you can see, I always noticed, I let it run for an evening, and then I noticed, he's always organizing things. It's like work, he's very stressed, and he's always standing somewhere on the edge of what's happening, he's got both hands in his hips, and he's pretending to be the people around him,

but he has no idea what's happening. Unless something is being unloaded for his yacht or something. I noticed that everything he's organizing there is always for private life. New koi come in the pond, the Indigo Star has to be shipped to Dubai, he orders a new car that arrives, the old car has to be filed. But these are not commercial cars, they are just private stuff. No, no, it's all done by yourself. What does Robert Geiss actually do?

Well, he actually works on his own leisure time pleasure, but it's no longer a pleasure because it's become work, because he just does so much. Yeah, I'll take a look, wait a minute. If I google it now, what is the job of Robert Geiss? Look, it says Robert Geiss, jobs, entrepreneur, businessperson and writer. Writer? That's right, they wrote a book!

Yes, we have to assume that he's been running the Spiegel bestseller list for 4-5 years and we might not know it. Maybe Daniel Kielmann and Sebastian Ficek are behind it, maybe Robert Geiss. Or maybe he writes these pump books, which you read too. Maybe Robert Geiss has a pseudonym

and has been writing the biggest bestsellers. That would be sick. Well, I'd like to work in the Stiftung Waren Testlabor. If I think about it. Oh yeah, like with Hot or Shot, just test everything. No, no! So, in peace, with a white kettle, with a transparent protective glasses, headphones in, nobody bothers me, I get some things prepared,

a fan, a toy car, a noodle-wood, and then I do it in the press, let the fan run for ten hours, then I just watch things break down all day and see when they break down. Then you make notes and when you test food things, then you can sometimes mash them and make the notes to your taste and so on. Yes, sorry, I have to open the Chio chips again.

I don't know if they're any bigger than the Lay's. Could you please put in a new palette? The right palette. I don't know if they're more gross than the Lay's. Could you please put a new palette in? I can't say it exactly. I can see you there. But it's important that you can work alone. That would be my requirement. I've seen a documentary about the track lock. They always work in a two-man team.

That would be annoying to me, if the other person is also so chatty. I want my peace in the lab when I'm evaluating things, when I'm pressing my fingers and so on. I just want to work in peace and listen to something with a button in my ear. Or when the person at the spurs take this surprise action in your team, in your duo team. Maybe you know that from yourself.

I had that in the castle, and with a colleague very extreme, and sometimes I see that in the supermarket, when people start talking to themselves or just say what they're doing right now. For example, now I'm cleaning up the ravioli here, or in my case, now I'm going up here and opening the window, look out there, there's nobody here.

Or I had a colleague, we had to type in things, I don't know, in turns, I don't even know what it was, something for the museum. And then she started like this, I don't know anymore in the turnovers. I don't even know what it was. Something for the museum. And then she started like, yes, here, this is a colorful card, now there is a very green one again, and then there is a pink one, the card.

You become a dahl in the head at some point. You just start to deal with yourself intellectually. And now imagine the spurs. You just go back to a family house in Hückelhoven, and she's brought in... The city of Hückelhoven makes her slogan, Hückelhoven, always different, again, all honor. Always different.

And then the person starts, morning at 2, after the break-in, family from vacation, now we're doing the fingerprints, now we're smoothing this in. This could be a nice Reebok show. No, I'm out of here. I'm just working alone. And I'll tell you one thing.

Absolute dream job from me. Garage psychiatrist. Or do you want to ask yourself what that is? I can tell you that. I was at one. You don't get an appointment with a psychiatrist or with specialists in general. You don't get an appointment as a normal person. That's how it comes about that I found myself in a remote district,

far away from my home address, in a dubious practice of a psychiatrist, who really leads a one-man practice. In a garage or what? I call it a garage. It's not a particularly inviting building. But what makes it so dubious is, the guy just knows how to do it.

He works efficiently. He knows he's a psychiatrist. Basically, what psychiatrists do is prescribe drugs. That's roughly what he does. And he knows, you don't need much for that. He doesn't have a speech aid. nobody's talking, you come in, then there's a sign, waiting room, arrow to the right. Then you go to the room on the right, there are four chairs,

then there's a counter, where the speech assistant would probably be. There's a note on the left and a note on the right. They're set up like that. On the left it says, cashier, please fill this out here. Then an arrow to a document that's next to it. And on the other side it says, private patient, please fill out this document. With an arrow next to it. Next to it is the document. Ballpoint pens are also next to it.

Then there are cornies and a few muesli rules on the table that you can take. But that's delicious. And a tiny drink fridge with water. All self-service. Nothing is... You're not being helped. But that's a higher standard. Cornies are already...

Already self-payers, yes. It's not a district league anymore. No. And then it says exactly what you have to do on the note. Please fill out this form. Then you take it, keep it with you and sit on the chair. The doctor will be with you soon. So everything a person would say at the bar is printed,

laminated, hung up, enough pen, but very trendy-friendly. You think, but it's also gossamer. I was the only person there, it was gossamer. This silence, then I took the note, I almost shivered, because I thought, what's going to happen? Am I going to be murdered with a chainsaw? And then the doctor came, just like it was on the laminated sheet,

and picked me up. Did you drink anything from the fridge? No, I didn't. Did you have a nice almedoodler and a corny? Because it was so quiet, he would have heard it right away, that I would have served myself there on my first visit. You have to be afraid that he will write the wrong stuff to me because I ate his corny. I think I would also be afraid to give the wrong impression

when I go to the psychiatrist and first of all take a nice bright zero and let the crown corks crack. And I'll tell you one thing, Chris. And then it was really darked down when he said, this is my first visit, that's why they're here, but just so you know, normally they can do this

with video chat. So it was already, he already indicated, actually I don't want any patients here, this is actually my private office, where I do my video chat from time to time and watch Bundesliga. And in the evening, at 12 p.m., I'm doing Twitch streams, where I play online casino, online poker.

Exactly. But that's exactly how it was. And yes, the conversation took two minutes. He wrote me a medicine and then within three seconds the bill came in, already per mail, 180 euros. Nice story. Wonderful. Great story, Success story. The American way of health system. I wanted to say that.

It reminds me a little bit of those things that I see in Larry Davis. In every second episode. Also felt in the psychiatrist. It could also be a person who has his office in Santa Barbara. And then Kylie Jenner visits. Or they take the shalameh. Then they come by and then a few things are handed out or they get the shalamay, they come by, and then a few things are handed out.

And bye, see you. But actually very friendly. You have little contact and a smooth business process. It's all clearly displayed. But think about what a brilliant business system that is. He has zero employees. He has his practice somewhere in Hintertupfing, which probably costs 250 euros a month.

He barely needs a place, he makes a few video conversations, 180 euros per recipe that he writes. Look what a life it is! The doctor's note, that's not paid by itself. But honestly, I'd like to say congratulations, you're in the American way. And you have to think American, you have to clap.

Mario Basler said, you have to clap. Mario Basler said, clap your neighbor's applause. And here you think everything is a failure, everything is negative. I say, great, costs are really low, expenses low, income good. And I was once at the hospital, who always wore a Bluetooth headset. And it was a little bit like a robot's mouth. You know, on the ear.

This old one is from a few years ago. You know? On the ear. This old one, it's been a few years. Like from the call center back then. Right, a little pen, you know, like a USB stick on the ear. Yes, yes. And then I asked myself, why does he still have a headset on when I'm here? What else is he doing? Multi-level marketing, keyword, theme. What else is he doing?

Import-export. And I'm not there often. I can say, it was kind of weird. Maybe he cleared your Import-export. And I'm not there often. I can say it was kind of weird. Maybe he cleared your exit with the central. Yes, exactly. I have to say again, we have talked about it a lot. This sentence, how are you doing at the doctor? Is it a amnesia conversation?

And now I don't care, I just answer it the way it is, the way I feel. But I also have to say honestly, the doctor asks you how you feel, it's a bit like if the taxi driver asks where he has to go. Yes, a bit like, yes, tell me. That's why I'm here. Yes, exactly. I don't want to say what I have, how I feel. Tell me, please, give me an answer. I don't want to ask questions here. Give me an answer. You studied. Yeah.

Yeah, it's true. I have a question I wanted to ask for a long time. It fits perfectly. I have it in my backhand. I like it so much. And this is the perfect moment to fire it up. From Eddy. Eddy sent a question to info-edrinis.de.

A problem that Eddy can't solve on his own. We'll get to that. Julia, I'd like to invite you to solve this problem. a problem that Etty can't solve on her own. And that's where we come in. And Julia, I'd like to invite you to solve this problem here. I'm grateful for that. Etty writes, I'm in a very unpleasant situation right now, and that's why I'm writing to you. I've been sick for a long time, it's about something chronic,

and I went to an event tonight and when I went into the location, I saw my house doctor in the audience and she also saw me when I went in and recognized me, because we just smiled at each other. That happened this evening on Saturday, on Monday I have another appointment with my house doctor, it is about extending my AU now I have the fear that she will not write me further sick and that it somehow makes me feel negative that I was at the event how would you behave and how would you keep yourself in general

if you happen to meet your doctor privately outside the doctor's office yes, so it's about obviously extending the AU and now it's up for debate whether it's still possible if you still meet a house doctor on a night rave. That's the question, what kind of event is that? A big luck for Eddie, of course, if that was a doctor's concert. And then Eddie could say,

I told my taxi driver I had to go to the doctor, but she brought me to the doctor's concert. I couldn't do anything about it. I didn't want to go there myself. She let me out. I was perplexed. I wanted to go to the emergency hospital, to the emergency doctor, and now we're here at the Hurricane Festival Mainstage. Well, what can we do?

It didn't really help. You could say you wanted to go to an event that might do her good. Sometimes it's about experiencing something, experiencing distraction, and that's good for you. It's difficult when the doctor is still there, basically until your house doctor meets in her spare time. Luckily never. I don't think so, I don't know how I should meet her or him,

in the hope that he's on the phone with Bluetooth. I mean, Eddy could say that she went there in the hope that everything would get better and that she could also cancel the appointment for the EU extension and that the problems would be solved by themselves. But now it happened that the event has rather worsened the symptoms of the disease. Or, Eddy is adding a new identity to the next visit to the doctor.

Eddy could confuse the doctor by sending friends or someone else from the family and saying, hello, I'm Eddy. And then the doctor has to think about it for a moment, who do I have on the weekend? I thought it was... That was someone else. Oh, that was someone else. That could be done. It's stupid if the person has a completely different passion

than you do and then at some point they'll come up with something for you. That's unintentional. You have to say it like this, the chances that the HAU will be extended are extremely bad for Etty. I would take massive measures and the keyword is a trick. Eddie goes to the doctor's shop before the appointment, to the city center, where there's the kittel and the stethoscope.

Buy a kittel, a white kittel, a pair of white crocs, a stethoscope and a monocle. And then Eddie drives to the doctor's house, goes in there, sits down and asks, how are you? Turn the skewer, just put the doctor on the AU and say, please go home, please. And then Eddie is out of the tailor and can actually put the AU on.

Or Eddie just says, the concert was so shitty, now I feel even worse than before the concert. I wish I had never gone there. You must have found it as shitty as I did. Now I feel even worse than before the concert. I wish I'd never gone there. You probably thought it was as shitty as I did. And now please make an AU that's even longer than the original. Because this David Garrett concert, that really hit me.

Since then I've had a headache in the back of my frontal lobe. And please make the AU even longer. Yeah, so if Eddie had written that when he was still on the TV, I would have said, go to the Dixie-Clo and get something transferable from the toilet bowl so you have another reason to get sick. But basically I also wonder, how does Eddie get into the treatment room?

Do you say, well, they were too. One addition was a bit too little for the entry price. Or do you theme it? I would never talk about it. I would pretend that you never saw me. That would be my tip. Ignore it. But it could be a stupid doctor who says if you are so sick, why did you go to a death metal concert? I can only recommend to watch this online where there are online dates. And watch the UG book. And then you can see the results.

And then you can see the results. and she says, if you're so sick, why did you go to a death metal concert? I can only recommend to look at this platform where there are online dates, and look around, and wait for the next date at the house. That helps, you can go to many concerts. Or get the hospital's signature from my garage psychiatrist. It costs 180 euros for three minutes of conversation. But you have it in your pocket.

I'd like to think about what my job would be Costs you 180 euros for a three-minute conversation. But you've got it in your pocket, Eddy. I'd like to think about what my job would be if I didn't make jokes here. Maybe a house doctor, but not a treatment, but just a hospitalization. So general practitioner for everything, but only hospitalization. You can only come to me if it's serious and if it doesn't work anymore, then just like at work.

Stamp, signature, bye, see you later. That's such a grateful job. Everyone's so happy it's happening, you're a real healer. Everyone's happy about a sickle. Just like the one uncle who doesn't take the birthday gifts of the little kids seriously when he's visiting and just shares 100 euros with all the kids. Instead of buying little toys, just share 100 euros with all the kids

who are 9 months old. That's popular, you just do it yourself. And I'd be a doctor like that. Or the 4-year-old Jonas, a soft gun. There's always this uncle. Well, Chris, I watch a lot of YouTube, right? And I follow a lot of people who vlog like that. You're the only YouTube Premium subscriber on this earth. I am too, so I'm proud of it. I think this YouTube Premium subscription is only available because of you.

Yes, it is. I'm really proud of it. I'm the only person who knows it myself. I watched a vlog. I watch a lot of vlogs about food. And one person I follow on YouTube, she made a trip to an island. I think it was Azores.

An island of Az Azovians. Beautiful. Beautiful landscapes. And she traveled there, and then she arrived in a hostel, in a six-bed room for women that she had booked. And she filmed a little bit how she arrived there and so on, and then she said that it was a catastrophe for her. She was really desperate because she arrived there in the six-bed room, and what was it? There was nobody catastrophe for her. She was really desperate, because she arrived there in the six-bed room.

And what happened? There was nobody there except her. No bed was laid, no other person in the room. And it was really, really bad for her, because she didn't expect it. She thought there were five other people from all over the world.

And there was no one there. She was all alone in the big sex bedroom with her own bathroom. And I thought, yes, okay, all right. Then she had to first go to Oton, she had to go eat ice cream on her own to find out about it, she said. No, really. I have to find out that I'm here alone in the hostel now. So for me's not understandable.

I have to say that it's beyond that. It brings me back to the ground of facts. We've been doing this podcast for a while now. And when you do that, you get the feeling that everyone in the world is in it. And then I hear something like that and want to create a moment of silence. A demand for the misfortune that this woman had to experience. Okay. And it wasn't like she thought it was bad or bad

because she was afraid or anything. She was not afraid at all. Solo traveling is always her thing. But she just wanted to get in touch with other people and then continue to travel together. It's just diametrically the other problem that many people tell about when they're in the hostel. Terrible people in the room, it was full of clothes everywhere. Nobody says, awesome, a hostel is cheap

and I have a six-bed room for me, jackpot. And that's also interesting, I think, that she's already assuming that in the hostel room there will be strangers she'll join, with whom she'll continue to travel. Because that's my horror, when I'm in my six-bed room, that there are people who have only waited for me to arrive, so that they can tie me to their legs and travel with me.

Yes, for you, there's a chair free at the round table in the middle, in the UNO round. And when the eyes are big and you enter the room, you're immediately asked to play along. Yes, but there was actually a happy end after the ice cream, after she found out that nobody was sleeping in her room except for her, she came back to the room and five women from Australia, USA, Greece,

from all countries of the world, moved in. And with them she traveled over the island for a week. It came exactly as she wanted. Happy end. Wonderful story. That's the backpacker spirit. A great thing. For all people who like it, not for me. But Julia, on this friendly note, I want to end the podcast episode today. I have one thing to do, I have to continue, I have to put on a long pair of pants.

The short pants are nothing, it pulls me around the ankle and that doesn't do me any good. That doesn't make me a slender foot, on the contrary, the ankle swells. And I think I need, if it goes on like this, an appointment with your car-hunting psychiatrist. That's easy. If the money is right, you're in. See you next week. Have a good week. See you then. Bye. Thanks for listening. Bye. Drainys, the podcast from the comfort zone.