DRINNIES - Herzkasper im Baristakurs

Episode Date: March 24, 2025

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you get another 3 GB permanently extra on top. And that's not even the end of the flagpole. You get your own friend code and every time someone calls Frank, you get another 3 GB permanently on top. It's getting messy. So just download the Frank app and let's go. You can find all the information in the show notes. End. Hello, welcome to a new episode of Drinnies. We hope you're doing well, and if not, it's okay. And Julia, I hope you're doing okay, and if not, it's okay too. And you're here, I'm here, in the chamber, once again, at our power station, I would say.

It's really nice that we record in person again. It gives me a good feeling, a comfortable feeling, like the warmth of Dr. Oetker'sker. It just gives me a good feeling. Yes, exactly. Others are standing on Bali under a waterfall to feel themselves. I'm here in the chamber where it's easy to breathe through to feel myself. But it's nice. It's the same humidity, roughly. Yes, exactly.

Especially in winter when you condense a small window behind you and you have to clean up a little bit of the mold below. Where you realize, shit, it's too late, I can't get rid of it anymore. So you go over into the bleach, so you can't see us anymore. And then with the magic sponge. Yes, exactly. Doesn't help,

here's the hop and the malt. But we can already say, next week we're not in the bedroom. Yes. Next week, when everything goes well, always disclaimer, when everything goes well, when everything goes as we imagine it,

something can always come in between, then it will be a bit of a special episode, but don goes well, if everything goes as we imagine it, there can always be something in between, then it will be a bit of a special episode, but don't worry, no guests, unless someone happens to bump into us, and we have to send them out. We're in a special place, not in the chamber, I can tell you about abroad, first of all. I'd like to bring a little teaser, and that is, we'll be sending next week from the most beautiful castle in France.

And I don't want to say more. Trini's fans know the first hour. Maybe. Why is that? Maybe not. Maybe it will be a Huns commune episode. It can be a mega cool place where we record. But the episode absolutely sub-standard. As well as the life in some people who live in an absolutely cool loft. But life is just sub-standard.

And I have to say, my life is a bit above average today. Because I drank two coffees in one cup. I made two coffees in one cup. And I want to say, that's two coffees too much for my effort. Because I'm here shaking. I notice that not only your hands are shaking, but also your feet. You can tell the first coffee with your hands, the second with your feet.

I'm slightly nervous. And that brings me to the question. Barista people, people who have a coffee shop, they go to a training. When something is prepared, you try to taste the beans from Ecuador. I have to assume that at 14 o'clock, somewhere in a seminar with many stainless steel machines, somewhere in a cool loft in an old factory building,

the men with these bar tattoos on their arms, that at 7pm, after 7 Espressi, they're all nervous and have heart attacks. They all have heart attacks. It has to be like that, right? Basti, who then calls himself Giuseppe, Basti from Bietigheim-Bissingen in his barista course. They have to be both feet and both hands shaking all the time, right? Yes, that would be too much for me.

And I wonder, is that actually not a relaxed event? Because you say, coffee, enjoyment, relaxation. You take your time, you appreciate the drink and somehow add a latte art. Do you still make latte art? Probably, right? Is it being put forward? Do you do it again? Ten years ago it was something new, then you add a latte art. Do you still make latte art? Probably. It's being put forward. You do it again.

Ten years ago it was something new, then it was unspectacular, and now you do it again, but ironically. I'll put it this way, it's a good indicator. I've said it before, even with other things, when the free Christians start doing it, then it's not cool anymore. And that was with poetry slam, that it arrived at some point in a free Christian community. And now it's barista and latter art.

That's what the coffee shops of the fundamentally Christian US, American communities in Europe do. They also offer latter art. You can assume that you don't do it anymore. Or you do it again in Berlin, because it has already exceeded the next cycle. And I wonder, with such a training training, if not all have heart attacks, it's dangerous, heart attack and risk,

a lot of caffeine and maybe you smoke more and then it increases. Does every barista training have to have a lifeguard ready? Like in the past, who would have that at a live TV show where it could be dangerous that you now have a team of the Johanniters? Yes, or you just don't see the course as a barista course, but as a first aid course. So 14 people who have heart attacks at the same time, that's purely statistical, very likely that at least one person

goes to the ground, which you have to bring into a stable side position. So you have two flies with one clasp. At the end of the day you can draw a nice horn-twig in your espresso at the end of the day with milk foam and you can at the same time bring Joachim, 57 years old, from Biedichal to the stable side. I have to say, we're talking about heart attacks here. There are of course other symptoms. I don't want to bring it to a disgusting corner, but it's also about increased bowel activity.

So maybe take an Imodium with you. Just so precautiously that you can say, the shipper is being pushed. So that will definitely be an apocalyptic course, how I see it now. But a finger to science. You must not confuse causality with correlation. Just because you have a man bun and tattooed beams on your forearm,

it doesn't mean you have a higher heart risk. That doesn't mean... Please don't decide on all Sebastian Giuseppe from one Sebastian Giuseppe. Yes, right. And you know what I noticed? The keyword coffee, which I don't like at all, is small coffees.

And I'll tell you why. Now people will shout out, but we love small coffees. Small coffees are so charming. I'll tell you why. Small coffees are just thick and hostile. It's just about... Have you ever noticed that only small, slim,

targetable people like small cafes? Only they like it. On these little bistro chairs that you can fold in. Right. Where both of my butt holes are hanging over to the left and right. Yes. Where I really... I'm feathering my weight on my feet

because I'm afraid that the chair will break under me. Exactly, chairs where we're being treated. We're sitting here on the terrace of Montmartre. But actually, they're from T-Mobile, ordered for 3,50 euros. And we're actually folding ourselves together because they can't stand anything. And there are just a few things that only slender people find cool. And I'll tell you one more thing, that Pendant is too small a café.

Another thing that I also like about too small. Another thing I like about people who only like slender people, jumping on pictures. Now I'm out. I hate that. I hate that. That should be forbidden. Who jumps on pictures is blocked on WhatsApp. That only happens in WhatsApp status. You could say a blockade is being created.

I find it very bad, also on group photos, when someone says, now you all jump up. Fuck you. Fuck you! I'm not jumping up anywhere. I'm not jumping up anywhere. And I really want to be forbidden to jump up in pictures. I'm jumping with my stretched leg into your face.

You know, I'm the only fat one in the picture, and everyone jumps up. Oh, the 54-kilogram Marina jumps up from the stand at 4.80 meters and looks totally fresh and free, as if it won't fall off at all. And I try to get off the sand and am of course on the photo with the distance at the farthest down. Well, they can jump as they want. Jump a little higher. Maybe you'll be away from gravity at some point. They can jump as they want, I don't jump.

I say don't jump, but I say I don't jump. That's my message. At the space station, Chris, we saw a report recently, we saw a report from people who wanted to go on a weekend trip to the space station and then they were caught there for three months or even longer. Yes. They were stuck there for several months for technical reasons. Right, battery charge not considered, then forget the charging cable at home, who doesn't know it, then read it out loud, battery down,

didn't come home, space station, battery empty, then have to dock and then there upstairs for forest. But please, the best excuse of all time for invitation. I can't, I hang here in the world. Yes, I liked it, I read an interview with one of the two who were up there

sat down and there was asked, isn if it was boring at the station, and he said we'd work eight to ten hours a day, and then we'd have internet. We'd FaceTime, watch football, play online, watch TV series. Unfortunately, they play Lama all day. Do you know the ICQ game with the Lamas? No, I didn't have ICQ. I think it was only in German.

Up and down, up and down,'t have ICQ. I think it was only in the German-speaking area. Up and down, up and down, end of ICQ. We had the Amazon Messenger, but that was something for the cool people who had friends. But you don't hear anything about MSN either. Do you think they're kind of... written off because of Amazon? Because it sounds similar? MSN, Amazon, Amazon.

I don't know. I think Chef Bezos is a cool guy. He's my hairstyling role model. Great guy. But I also want to say, Jeff Bezos, send me more emails. I have an out of the week, where I want to raise the mood. There are a lot of emails that are sent because of the actualization of the AGBs.

That's my out of the week, where I say send me no emails. Thorsten, do it. Do it with the AGBs. Send me no emails. No. Thorsten, do it. Do it with the AGBs. Send me no email. Is everything okay? I contacted my old email address 14 years ago. Is everything okay?

I don't agree anyway. I don't disagree either. Do it, Thorsten. Thorsten, I didn't know you had AGBs. You don't have to keep me on the run. That sucks. That sucks, Thorsten. Do you think Jeff Bezos will read the AGBs of his own company

when he gets an email? I don't think so. I think Jeff Bezos won't read anything anymore. He only reads what he has to do. He has a staff member who reads everything all day long. Even the nutrients on his Carro coffee. Yes. What I like to read, and now I'm coming to the end of the week, and this will probably scare you,

are invitations to some events that are coming in short term. And that's important. The short-term ones come where it's then called, hello Chris, you know, I became 30 in February and now I've decided to throw a party and that's taking place the day after tomorrow. My end of the week. Because there you have every opportunity to say goodbye. If something comes in the short term.

I'm going to have a party tomorrow. I'm going to celebrate my WG-invitation in the morning. You can always say, sorry. I'm hanging in the world. That's not possible. I'm already completely planned. I have a great life. I jump on photos, I go to small cafes.

I chat with many friends on ICQ. And I can't, unfortunately. I'm sorry, this invitation comes to me at a short time, but I'd love to do it another time. And I'm happy about that. That's my short-term invitation this week. Because the trend is that you get married, for example, and then you say, by the way, on July 14, 2028, we'd like to get married. Please keep Chris free.

I'm sorry, but three years in advance, you can't say you're not planning it. Unless you say you're one year abroad. Right. And then you have to do it, just to avoid the wedding. Do the FSJ in Namibia, even though you're not prepared, no idea of culture,

you couldn't prepare yourself, just to avoid the wedding, you had to be there so you could send photos of it on the spot and say yes. It's impossible. It's not possible. That's why I like to invite you to my wedding. I can't answer that yet, I can't say no. I'll stand in the best light and I won't hurt feelings.

I'm so sorry, Thorsten, I'd love to come, but I got an email saying that the AGBs of Amazon are changing. And I have to read it now, it's very small print, I'm busy with it for at least three days. Exactly, and I read a question from our email, infoatrinis.de is the email if you have a question that you can't solve. And a mail came from Marina, and it's about weddings.

And she has an unresolved problem, which we, of course, are trying to solve. And I'm firmly convinced that we can do it. But first, I'll shoot the trainer. Let's go. ["TRINTSIDER THEME SONG"] Trinsider, sharply asked. Marina writes, I would like to contact you with a Drinsider question.

My fiancé and I are planning our wedding in June and are currently in the hot planning phase. How should I say? We have escalated a bit with the number of guests. Let the friends come in, let the friends come in, oh yes, and there is still a distant uncle and twelve aunts. Shortly after, a small garden party, a 120-person wedding was held. Since my drini bells have already rung, I even thought about planning a drini room where I could pull myself back at the social card.

Then last week, the big shock, the location, the HEOP office announced, only 100 people are allowed. What am I doing with 20 guests too much? The location unfortunately does not allow people to talk, only 100 people allowed. What am I doing with 20 guests? Too many. The location doesn't allow us to talk. Only 100 guests are allowed in. Oh! At first I thought it was going in a different direction.

How is Marina getting out of her own wedding? Now it's suddenly about inviting 20 people from the wedding, which is in June, not in that long. How do you get them out again? The 20 people without hurting feelings, without evil blood flowing into the veins. Is that the translation?

I think so. In the barista vein, boiled up by the seven espressi. Um, that's hard to answer. Everyone would probably approach it a little differently. Normal thinking people would think we would invite the person we least care about or who would take us least badly. But I would first go to the books. I would first look at what happened in history,

who was the most spendable at birthdays and festivals. Yes. And after that parameter parameter I would sort out the person who gives the most, who is most welcome. Because we all know that a wedding is a mixed calculation. With a lot of luck you get a plus. That's why I would speculate on the people with the most money, who make the most money easily.

I would just leave them on the list. So actually always when you're asking for the financial department, or when you're asking for the basic book, what are the countries that my guests own? And then just sort out after real estate investments. Yes. Hard as a rock. The 100 richest...

Although the bill doesn't go up, because the richest people are usually not the ones who give the most. They're usually the most ambitious. They say, we're rich from keeping, not from spending. Therefore not the ones who give the most. They are the most ambitious. They say we are rich from keeping, not from spending. Therefore not the 100 richest, but the 100 spendables. That's mostly the people who have the least money. So on Saturday morning at the Rewe Parkplatz

at the EDK event and see who has the most in the shopping cart. Who spends the most? Who is spendable for his own family? For the children. Who packs a pack of milk cuts, even though they said it's not good? We don't want to give a little Niklas and Jonas. But we'll do it now. These people have to come, right? They have to come.

And then it will automatically be a cooler party, if the Geizhelse aren't there anyway. You can then say, we'll do an unofficial party afterwards, just for the Geizhelse. The 20 people, we'll do it for them in the garden, with bratmax. Look, look, but I would bet on that. He's only going to the Geizhelsen. The then you celebrate the real wedding with them. And the 100-person wedding

is completely reduced in the balance. There's a bread for everyone, a sandwich and a centimeter of mustard. Nothing more, a coke. Everything is reduced financially. And the 20-person wedding takes place in half a year. And you tell the 20 people, it got too big for us, we realized,

it's getting impersonal, and we have a very thick bond of friendship and we want to celebrate that. To a more intimate party. Exactly, in an intimate party, there's a barista completely pissed off with his barista car, which he probably still has to transport from the ambulance.

I think it's so cool, you know, the first sign that the balance was scraped down, that the budget was cut, is always when there are no fabric napkins. There are paper napkins, like the plebs. I learned that at the NDR Talk, fabric napkins are the A and O. Always fabric napkins, fabric napkins, preferably in your local shop, always the same fabric napkins that you put in your own food-serving compartment, which is washed once a week.

What? What food? And that's what you notice when people are rich when they go to a star restaurant for lunch. That's what you notice when people are rich and disgusting and no longer have control, when they just casually go to a star restaurant for lunch and have their own food served. And these people talked about it with a sense of self-confidence,

where I thought, you all know that, you all know that it's possible, what's going on with you? I've never been to restaurants, although my father was a chef for a while, my mother a waitress, maybe that's why we never went to restaurants, it's expensive,

and I have to say, the red flag starts where someone knows the lunch menu. When someone says, they have a great lunch menu, I say, wait a minute, wait a minute. Lunch in a restaurant? What's going on there? Hello?

What's going on there? I think that's a whole new level of decadence. If you don't go to a really crazy restaurant as a happening, where you say, once a year I don't earn that and go for 200 euros to eat, I don't go to a really crazy restaurant as a happening, where you say, once a year I'll treat myself to this and go eat for 200 euros, I never do that, but if you really say, I go three times a week to this restaurant, they have lunch, it's a great forelle,

then I think, what's going on? For some people, that's really normal, Chris. That's normal for some people. Yes, but we have to go back to the normal normal. We have to go back to Marina. Back to the bratmax. I would say, Marina, get an email out, write, the AGBs of our wedding have changed.

And see who reacts to it. Who reads it through. And those who don't read it through, they're just gone. They were unlucky. Exactly. There you give a different location plan, a different approach. were unlucky. Exactly. There's a different location, a different approach. Different location. Exactly.

You let them go somewhere else. Or you just have two weddings. You have a B-event. You let them go somewhere else. With friends then? Right. Maybe there's a city festival somewhere, which is already a festive activity. A city festival bre with a city festival minors.

Or a top league game on Saturday afternoon where you say there's also bratwurst, there's also bratwurst, Max. Let's just let the 20 people go there. And then the brats and brats have to go back and forth. I think that's brilliant, Chris. And also for other festivals. Birthdays, other celebrations. Just hang on to a big party that's already there. And then say, look, I've got food trucks ready,

a beer rondel, the other 14,000 people, they're here by chance too, but that's nice. It's a nice atmosphere. Exactly, but that's also welcome to see by chefs, when we say we're not doing a Christmas party, we're going to the Christmas market, and at the Christmas market it turns out that everyone has to pay for it. That's the trick, right?

20 people are invited, they are led to a town festival at a church and there they say, of course, you have to pay for the burnt almonds and the bread yourself. And that's exactly the reason why the boss goes to the star restaurant every day for lunch and has his own stock sales, because his employees always have to pay for Christmas. What's with the stock server? I didn't get it.

There's a restaurant that only has stock servers and everyone has their own stock server. In a star restaurant? Yeah, a shitty star bistro in Cologne or something. It's annoying, Chris. And honestly, everyone has their own profession, where he takes out his napkins, and when he comes, he uses them, rolls them in,

puts them back in, and at the end of the week, on Friday, they're washed. And he takes them out every day and put them back in. Sorry, but that's what I do. Then he'd rather have a nice, thin, very thin paper napkin that's in the freezer,

that's only the ice cream It's so huge. It's like a tablecloth for the knees. Exactly. Sometimes I don't even know if they just dressed up. That's a table runner or something. Well, Marina, I would be interested in what the situation is at your wedding. And can you still order the things? So drinks, food. I mean, it's only a few weeks until the wedding. But I think we've cleared that case. Rent a bus, the 20 people going somewhere else,

and there just having a good time. Or with the 120 people at the Stadtfest Delmenhorst. Very simple. Then the problem is solved. Now, question, Julia, how would you feel if you were one of the 20 people who would be invited? Oh, Chris, I would be so happy. That would be so nice. I would voluntarily report that they are allowed to invite me. On the contrary, I'd be so happy. That would be so nice. I'd gladly report that they can hire me.

I wouldn't be mad, on the contrary, I'd double my gift and let them come to me with the mail if I didn't have to come. Really. I think there should be the possibility at weddings, you can come, you can say no, then we're offended, but you can also just say no and still give the 50 euros that you would have thrown in. I think that's good, then everyone is happy and they can still balance it.

You know what I noticed? There's this trend, or trend has probably been around for 10 years. At wedding gifts, many people have a registry that they themselves provide a selection of things that they want to have as gifts. But there's also something like, participate in our honeymoon, pay us a meal at the honeymoon,

and then they do it online via a website, and then you can buy it directly on the website, and then you don't have any work to do. But the cool thing is, if they only choose things that are way too expensive, and there's no cheap option. Hey, I've already experienced so many things. The problem is, you think it would be easier for people like us to break their heads and ask what they should get.

Normally I would just throw in some coal. If it's not a drum, the opposite, you throw something in, nothing is pulled out. A bowl where you throw in letters and the coal for the food. That's a list I'd rather have a thousand times. Where I think, in what conditions am I standing in front of the people who are getting married? What is the measure that I have to take?

And what do I want to take? And once I had the case that it was said, we're getting married abroad, come here, you have to take a train or an airplane, and then give something that I thought was shameless. Then I had the case where it was said, we don't want anything material, we want you to spend time with us. And then it was said, there were only things where you could choose a brunch with us or a board game.

Here, here, 1000 euros. And it's true. I have to say, they weren't that close to me. And I had big, big difficulties. And I then, well, I was ashamed of myself, but I just let it fall over my head. You said you're stuck in the all-time world. You've been trapped in the world for three months.

Sorry, I didn't read the AKBs correctly. I didn't give anything away. I think it's crazy. I saw it on a wedding. Not from my circle of friends, but on the internet. You watch weddings on the internet? I love it You're looking at wedding websites on the internet? I love it, it's so crazy what kind of industry it is. And there was the cheapest option,

pay us one meal on our wedding trip. And that was 180 euros. And that was the cheapest option. The other option was, pay us a full body massage on vacation. 400 euros. What? And I thought, 180 euros is the cheapest. But we have to be very, very, very related.

And not even my sister would have that. No, 180 euros, sorry. It also stops somewhere. And then I say, okay, then board game evening. Yes, then through. How long does it take to get through? 3 hours? 4, 5? Yes, come on. I can do that. Yes, then I would, okay, then board game night. Then through. How long does it take? Three hours? Four? Five? I can do that.

Then I'd rather do it. But apart from the wedding, the topic is one of the few things that give me a little high feeling. I'm actually, Chris, you're laughing, I'm really in a real Mormon deep. In the after Mormon deep, post-Mormonic depression I have. So you mean this series that you watch, the reality series?

Yes. How was that? One man with four women? A polygamous family, one man, four women. One of them is just hot. One is just in love. The other three try to emotionally... You know, I've explained it. I've watched 19 episodes in the last three to four weeks.

And I'm now on the new level. There are no new episodes, and that's really hard. I've built up parasocial relationships. People just miss me. Parasocial relationships, but at the same time with 23 people. It's bad if you miss one person. But I miss three. No, not 23, I miss 22, because I don't miss my. Aber ich vermisse... Nee, nicht 23, ich vermisse 22, weil den Vater vermisse ich nicht.

Den will ich nur mit der Faust ins Gesicht schlagen. Wenn da noch mal geheiratet wird, wenn da eine fünfte Frau ins Spiel kommt, wären dann die Brüder und die Schwestern, die Eltern von anderen Frauen auch alle angeladen? Weil das wär ja dann irgendwie eine 800-Person-Hochzeit. Das findet alles gar nicht mehr statt. Es gibt auch keine Frauen mehr, er hat nur noch die Horte, die anderen haben sich alle scheitelassen. That's not happening anymore. There are no more women. He only has one, he only has the hot one. The others have all got a divorce.

He's alone now, he's monogamous again. He wants it with his hot wife, but the hot wife doesn't want it. The hot wife is pissed off. She says, I didn't sign up for this. She doesn't want it. She wanted to save one of the polygons from me, because she wanted sister wives, of course. Unfortunately, the man fell in love with her,

and that's why the other three women got divorced. And she doesn't like that at all. She has to spend all the time with the guy alone. She doesn't want to spend that much time with him. But that's all over now. What are you doing now? How do you fill the hole into this dark, big hole where you're getting more and more drawn in like the people who are there in the world,

but had good internet? Chris, honestly, I wish I could answer that. But the only thing I'm doing to keep myself a little above water is playing Rollercoaster Tycoon 14 times on my phone in way too small, and then snuggling my eyes really bad. That's true, I saw it and you're playing the old 2D thing, where you really say,

now they're going to get rid of the eyes, they're going to hang off, the channels are going to be cut, they're running out of the brain, out of the head, the eyes are going to end with you. It's so scary, this graphic. It's the only good and the only real roller coaster tycoon. It's classic in 2D. I won't let anything come out of it, these curses of the people who give up when they were on the roller coaster in 2D.

Zoom in again. That's just worth gold. And that's what I'm doing right now to keep me afloat. But how do I say this, Chris? You're a player yourself. You play yourself all the time. I can see in the corner of my eye, if I don't completely mess up my eyes on my screen,

I can see half-asleep that you're playing FIFA all the time, as if we were in 2004. Yes, I play FIFA, that's true. And I listen to free chess. And I think sometimes... Best of both worlds. I'm a musical dancer, dancing around the ball and listen to Peter Brötzmann. It couldn't fit better together.

But I have to say, I love FIFA. I just feel like I'm hunting here It couldn't fit together better. But I love the feeling in FIFA, sometimes I think, I'm hunting multimillionaires over the place. I think it's nice. And sometimes when they only have 23% of their expenses, I don't let them go, I let them on the pitch until they're at 11% and actually die. They say, what are you doing for your money?

I like to listen to free jazz, but my problem is, when you go to concerts, I don't do that anymore. Because unfortunately there are often few people. I think it's undeserved, there could be more people. But I once had the experience that I was there as a fourth, in the audience, including the host. And then it wasn't a problem at all. I heard the music, I liked it a but the problem was that right after the applause by the four people, including the organizers,

a human skull was formed. Such a small skull. And everyone knew each other. But not me, but they were so nice and introduced me to it. And then told me privately, and the saxophonist is in the divorce, and the organizer has obviously rented an apartment here and the organizer has a flat he's renting and he's having problems with the tenants.

And I was arrested. I don't want to go there anymore. It was two hours of talking with strangers. I'd like to have a more McDrive feeling. Going in, going out, drinking coffee, too much coffee, and then going home to try to sleep. It's like hotels. I want that one of many feelings.

Not this boutique hotel and a small coffee, sweet and charming, but I want a hotel that's the same everywhere in the world. It's Motel One. I want the aquarium on the screen or the fireplace everywhere. I want the same everywhere, if not quite as good quality, but the same. A constant. I want to be the same everywhere, even if not in the best quality, but to be the same. A constant.

I want to make coffee, but as a life. Yes! My routine, always the same. And I always ask myself when I'm in a hotel, sometimes people do a lot on the plate. I have to say, I'm one of them, and then it's not open, and there are so many leftovers. And then I think, that's so embarrassing,

now I've overestimated myself again. But you see all the many things and you always think, it's free, but it's not true, because the hotel breakfast costs like 40 euros, completely overpriced, for having two rolls and half a coffee. And then I take that so much and then I think to myself, what happens to the leftovers?

And this week I had an idea and I want to distribute this show pitch, a pitch, a concept, an idea for a new show that will probably save German television, probably globally. You know these cooking shows, they've been around for years, and now there are also such PROMI formats, for example the big PROMI baking. It's mega elaborate, there are cakes baked, a lot of different baking. And I always think, I can't identify with it at all, because I really can't cook and can't bake. My life is the leftovers from yesterday.

And now my idea is to warm up the big Promi. Oh yes! Proms come together and warm up their leftovers from yesterday. And the best leftovers, which are then tasted by each other, they win. Yes! So they come together, any Proms, Elton, Lola, Weipack, Mario Basler. And they come and say, I have a great lasagna for the weekend,

then I have a head salad, which is already four days old, which is already super long. It's like the kea-tubber-doses. Exactly, and a tiramisu from the 40th birthday of Ulrike. And that has eggs in it. Exactly, it's dangerous, you have to eat at your own risk. And here it is served to you. And then I have the idea that you really can't refine it anymore.

You really have to get there with the rough thing. With a bowl. With the cling film on it. With the aluminum foil, which is actually completely torn and doesn't work at all. But you can't put it in the microwave. No, you take it away and then under the supervision of a notary. Under the supervision of a notary, a TV notary. Dr. Fleischhauer from DSDS.

Yes, exactly. Exactly, the one who is watching that he is properly adjusted. We could also do a public voting, but they can't cost it. No, that has to be believed notarily. Lola Weipert and Mario Basler, in my opinion, could also have the moderation. Jan Köppen, Marlene Luven or something, they could also taste it and then vote.

But it has to go directly with the bowl, with the tupperware, into the microwave. It must not be re-peppered or re-salted. No more milk to thicken it. But then there is the rule, similar to the Coca-Cola recipe, it should never cost both moderators at the same time. Because it can be that you get stomach problems.

And that would be too risky if both moderators fail. That's why only one person is allowed to cost one dish. Like with Coca-Cola, never both people are allowed to get on a plane who know the recipe. Of course, we could also... The private television lives from advertising, lives from sponsoring. Sometimes you see a BMW driving by, very big.

We have Imodium, and then there's always a belly button where it says Marlene Luven is equipped with Imodium. Jan Köppen is equipped with Vomax. That looks like a moderation of a live show, you could do it outside, of course. Then there's a totally aggressive Stefan Hensel, who drank 18 espressi and some grape juice. Through the nose.

And had to be transported by ambulance, but not because of the tiramisu, but because of the grape juice. And he drives the ambulance himself. You could do it as a big live show. A spread and in between Stefan Raab comes and plays Badminton against a kicking policeman from Lower Saxony who fights for a million.

Badminton! That's so bad! Yes, or? Julia, it's bought. Chris bought it! The concept is bought. In this second the people are rubbing themselves. Daniel Rosenmann, call me. At Brain Poultiene. That's brilliant. The big premiere. I'm so excited about it.

I'm so excited. I want to watch it now. You could also moderate it. If you want, you can moderate it too. I know you have a strong... You have a horse's stomach. You want to get moderate it. If you want, you can moderate it too. I know you have a strong... You have a horse stomach. You would get through it. If necessary, you will be pushed in. I can't do it anymore. Stop it. I wonder why German TV is so shitty.

On the one hand, but why is there such an idea that is not implemented? Yes, really! From my point of view, even small children can build a Lego or something. You can do that too. You can combine everything a bit. That's the big idea of Stefan Raab, that you just put everything in one pot. Chris, I know what I'm requesting. That enough producers from film and television listen.

There has to be one person who believes in this idea. I would immediately choose that. And I can tell you one thing, the Grimm prize nomination is certain. Whether you win it is another question, but you can at least go to this event. There are so many possibilities. I mean, all these formats are now all through the sausage, what is this machine called?

Through the meatball, where the Spritz-Babbage comes out, but also the chopped one. This sausage machine, there was once Temptation Island, then Promi Temptation Island, then there was Bachelor, then there's Golden Bachelor with old people, then there's The Voice, then there's with children.

There are so many formats in between. The Summerhouse, the normal one, there are now. Actually, there's a lot possible, right? It's all possible, actually. Temptation Island Kids. No, we're not going there. It's a dark place. It's your pitch now. Temptation Island Kids. But for reasons I've never gone further in development.

It was my first idea, but I rejected it again. But there are so many possibilities. And the big promo warm-up, sorry. And if it goes well, Chris, in four years the big normalo warm-up, sorry, that's just awesome. And when it goes well, Chris, in four years, the big normal warm-up. With normal people. Yes, but that's also nice in the format, because you see, for example, what Mario Basler eats on Sunday.

And then he just says lasagna, for example. And a salad. You have to say that we started with you the first episode of the summer house of the normals. And the first thing you said was, I know people as little as they do at the summer house of the normals. The first thing you said was, I know people as little as they do at summer houses. Whether they're normals or promis, you don't know. I think I know people from the reality sector,

but reality has become a main job. People go into formats, because they know they have 200,000 followers and I'm just an influencer. It's kind of boring. Yes, it's boring. It's developed into a boring direction. That's why it's important to warm up the big celebrity. That could give the whole thing a drive. And at some point you can do that on an island and then connect it with sex.

Warm up the big temptation. You know, warm up the old flame again. And at the same time, you can also leave it on from yesterday. In the boom boom room there's only a microwave. You win your ex back by heating up your own lasagne from the fridge and the fridge for a week. And the two in the Boom Boom Room, they're allowed to heat up an old thing from the day before.

And then it's up to them whether you want to continue or not. That's it. That's it, right? That's it. That's infinite, attention, scalable. You can go up there, you can sell it internationally, end of the world, call me. Okay, we have to get serious again now, Chris. We are a service podcast, we have categories, we have to stick to our protocol, we have

totally lost our way. I have a month in it, you knows that it's the end of March. The end of March is approaching. So, the spring is not standing in front of the door, he has already come in. We didn't open the door for him, he stepped in, he's there. The spring is here, guys. There's hope. There's hope that the year will get better.

I swear. And to explain that, I have a Drinni of the month March with me. I chose him from our emails, info.drini.e. Drinni of the month, Chris, please play the fanfare. I want to announce the Drinni of the month March. Drinni of the month March 2025 2025 is Marlene! Yes! Marlene, Marlene, Marlene! Lufen? Marlene Lufen?

I don't know Marlene Lufen. Maybe Marlene Lufen too. I don't know. I'll have to research it again after the question and send the package in 8 months. Marlene wrote, Hello Julia and Chris, there was a time when I wanted to take a step into the theater world and did a hospitaance in an opera. And I have to say, Chris, that spoke to me,

because you know I did a hospitaance in an opera when I was very young, unpaid. It was absolute horror and that's why I can relate to it. So, let's continue. 8 weeks of rehearsal time until the premiere, 50 hours a week, unpaid of course. I was 19 and did everything well what was told to me. I know. In week 3 the director decided that we need at least two naked models as compasses so that they can be placed on stage in plexiglass boxes. Already during the casting, which was incredibly uncomfortable, it became clear to me that the next weeks

would be difficult. Frank had introduced himself, and I really don't think that Frank was mean, he was just a little strange. In the following weeks, I was assigned the task of taking care of Frank. Frank was estimated to be 30 years old and just very fond of nakedness. The director demanded that Frank move around to a clock, but since Frank didn't speak English and probably didn't have any internet access, that was all in 2018, I had to translate the text of the opera, the numbers 1 to 10, and write down his copy.

With the following rehearsals, which took place in full costume and costume, some things happened. After the first of these rehearsals, I was commissioned to tell Frank not to walk around naked while the rehearsal was going on, but to at least put on his bathrobe. As a unpaid drini, of course, I didn't do that. Finally, everyone thought that Frank had done it on purpose the next few times and he was never allowed to appear in this institution as a compas. This guilt made me wake up for years at night. Meanwhile it has become a nice anecdote.

Dear Marlene. You earned the Drinnie's surprise package as a compensation. Yes. There are several problems. First of all, Frank walks around naked in the whole house, in the whole opera, the instructions were on stage, in the glass cabinet. What a damn cliché is that from a German theater?

But that doesn't surprise me at all. Well, he didn't make it, runs around, is impulsive. People who walk around there as employees, who are technicians or somehow gadorobiere or who have cleaning power or work in an office, feel disturbed by the naked Frank. The first problem, but the second problem, is that a young woman is being raised

to deal with a naked man, right? Yes, no. That there's such a job as a hospital nurse, who's still 19, who's inexperienced, who's in power, in the bottom of the food chain. Absolute no-go. Marlene, you did everything right, that you didn't expose yourself. You earned the release package.

You did everything right. Frank had to be thrown out when he was naked outside his stage time. By a person who's far up in the hierarchy. Exactly. Someone didn't take the responsibility that they should have taken. Right. There's an intimacy coordinator in films, where it's actually dealt with with nakedness and sex scenes

with a person who was trained for it. Except for films with Timothée Chalamet, there's an intimacy coordinator. That was with Gwyneth Paltrow, who said, I don't want an intimacy coordinator if I work with Timothy. What? Intimacy? No intimacy coordinator if I work with Timothy.

She has one anyway. But apart from that, at the opera, the clocks run differently than in the 70s and 80s, when it comes to to patriarchal structure. I found out on my own. The director I worked with wanted to take the devil with his ex-wife in the opera of Wagner,

which we staged. And he finally did that. And that's it. And he said during the rehearsals that he would fall down from the balcony during the premiere, into the dead and kill himself. And I really waited for the premiere to actually happen, but it didn't happen.

It was like a game of theory, a psycho game that directors beyond the 60s like to play with their employees. Marlene, thanks for your story. It's very funny. I hope you can laugh about it, but don't go there. Otherwise you wouldn't have sent it to infoatdrainys.de. A very safe address if you send things that are incredibly embarrassing. Marlene, I feel you, you deserve it.

And now I would say, Chris, we're getting ready, we're heating up something in the microwave, and then we have to pack our bags. Next week we'll send live from the most beautiful castle in France. I'm really looking forward to it. If everything goes well and nothing comes in between, if Mario Baza doesn't come around the corner with a Tiramisu, that could happen. We'll ruin our stomachs.

And otherwise it's okay. And we hope you have a good week. I wish you a good week. Thank you for the tour, thank you for your support. And then until next Tuesday. Goodbye and bye. Bye. Drainys.