DRINNIES - Jackenraschelsaison

Episode Date: October 28, 2024

Die Schadnager fallen wieder von den Bäumen, es ist Herbst! Chris erklärt nochmal ausführlich, um wie viel Uhr es Frühstück gibt und ob die Möglichkeit eines Late-Check-Out besteht und der Drinnie des Monats legt sich mit echten Hummerfischern an. Beißt nochmal kräftig in euren Jazz-Apfel, bevor uns die Rundfunk-Reform auch den nimmt! Ab geht die Fahrt.Besuche Giulia und Chris auf Instagram: @giuliabeckerdasoriginal und @chris.sommerHier findest du alle Infos und Rabatte unserer Werbepartner: linktr.ee/drinnies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Drinnies, the podcast from the comfort zone. Hello and welcome to a new episode of Drinnies. We hope you're doing well. And if not, as always, that's okay. Chris, hello. Hi, greetings. How are you? You? Well, what can I say? What do you want to do? Yeah, what do you want to do? It's also okay, it's autumn, there's a lot going on again.

I wanted to ask you frankly and freely, boldly, do you have an in-and-out for us this week? Yes, I've actually been waiting for it all week, because I have a novelty here, a novelty. And that is in and out in one. So one situation is in and out at the same time. How do you find it when companies don't say they have new things, but new things?

I'm absolutely awesome. I buy four palettes of it right away. No matter what it is. Is that also on a level with summer in the glass? Yes. In principle, this is actually only about keeping me in the mood for this podcast project. And in the best case, you. That's why I'm going to use as many weird terms as possible,

that would make me the best father to the schmunzel. And then maybe you too. A nice, honest, thoughtful schmunzel. Yes, exactly. And that's why it's a novelty. And that's why in and out, in one. In one situation. And I have a job in silence work I have 90 percent in still work

in an in-clausur and 10 percent I have to then in zoom meeting car where I have now a hierarchy have set up. Place 1 Google Meet. You do not have to download a program. I do not have to log in. In my case I go in, I click on the link. All right. Best feature at Google Meet, start a meeting immediately. Right. Within one second you're online, there's no complication,

you have a link immediately, you're in it immediately. And the worst is actually Zoom, right? Although that also leads to making a meeting from every email. That means, I'll send you a link. I'll send you a link and then I know, now the day has come.

That's so misled. And in second place is Microsoft Teams. Because you can open that in the browser. Yes, but he always wants to open the app automatically. And then there's always a huge turnover. Until you can even say, I want to stay in the browser. He gets up, asks directly to you or to me. And always wants to come to you.

By the way, I've never experienced this situation. I only know that from series. I only know a lot of things in my life with other people from series and films. From theory. Exactly, from theory. That's how I imagine it. Microsoft always wants to come to you. Right at the door.

Hello, here I am. And where is the Google Hub? They don't even wait until you let them in. They just walk through the door. Shoes off, on the sofa, feet up. Yes. That's also the first question.

How do I imagine you get dragged out of the club like that? Shoes off, on the sofa, feet up. Yeah, that's also the first question. I imagine someone being dragged out of the club so they can come in and say, hello, here I am, where's the Google Hopf on the table? The Google Hopf? Yes. And in third place for me is Zoom, because there, in my opinion,

was now 2 p.m. I always have to open the app. At least for me, I can't go into the browser. Boring. Who uses Zoom, please follow me. Now we have... I have no open the app. At least I can't open it via the browser. It's tedious. If you use Zoom, please follow me. Now we have... I have no idea what you're talking about. We don't have to watch it. But I still prefer emailing.

Yes. I've told you before, I sometimes have meetings where it's just about talking for five minutes, when we'll meet next time. So meetings for the next... It's crazy what's happening now. That's like meta-meetings.

And people who think I'm going to Berlin for an hour. All sorts of things. But it would be so nice, Chris, if we sat down. That's what I like. It would be nicer to meet live. It would be nicer for whom? For whom? Why? But that's not my in and out of the week.

As I said, in and out of the week, a novelty, so in closure. I had to work in still work. And I was looking for a thing, concentration music. I like to listen to jazz with pop. But that's often too overwhelming. I can't really concentrate. I'd rather listen to pop songs that annoy me.

And there's this music that's made to concentrate. An atmosphere. I thought, I'll see what's out there. And I found something that's actually cool, but also shitty in a way. Hotel lobby music. Not bar music, but this music. When you listen to it, I feel like I'm actually

the owner of a Rimowa suitcase. But also directly stress, bustling and sweating because of the last check-in experience where the prepaid credit card, my prepaid credit card, didn't work. I'm still walking around with a prepaid credit card where I always first load up money. It's really like that. And then I always hope that it ends up with the caution.

Yes, caution, oh god. Anyway, I'll play some music now and you'll know what I mean. Yes, let's go. I know it right away. Hello, my name is Detlef Javier. Welcome to Best Western Motel One at Hilton in Hückelhoven. How can I help you? Hello, I'd like to check in.

My name is Detlef Javier, you can also call me Detlef or Javier, it's a double name. Would you like to check in? Yes, here you go. Then I look at it and there is a moment where you get a little laugh. And then every time the same thing,

then you get 10 minutes in the cups. Then you get tipped. Exactly, why ever! But I think they play a mind-sweeper. Just to suggest that the workplace is already justified. So you can't put us through machines. Exactly, where I think to myself, you already give everything, it's booked digitally. It's no longer booked by Telegram or by phone, but usually digitally.

You do it on the internet. But everything is there. Yes, I ask him what's going on there. Then he taps it off and then a page is typed in the book. The folder is taken out and then tapped again. And I stand there and start rubbing my hands. And you always have to go to the toilet at the time. You just want to go to the room, to the toilet,

because you were in the ICU for 4 hours where you don't go to the toilet. 4 hours in the ICU with 2 hours delay and 3 hours of change. And then you print the fucking note and then you sign the link down here and then please sign the email address. Ms. Becker, sign here and if you want to take part in our rewards, platinum and star program, you have to sign the email address and cell phone number. That's so funny! Because I have booked the hotel room via the email address. And yet I have to write it in the form with a pen. Exactly. But then you have to type again for 10 minutes. Password, sound of the clock is played.

And then the information comes. Then it gets right. We have your bookings for four nights. Is that right? Yes. Then you have to say yes. Because of course. Then once please the credit card and then you pay for me.

And then again really, yes, and look away. I can't look away. And in the meantime, of course, I rub my hands on my pants. Yes. The pants are already soaked and I always look at the braids. Is there something haptic that I could touch? The little bonbons. Fitching-wise.

A pen. Can I somehow bonbon it? What I hate are too high-pitched dreadlocks. Where you stand a bit like in the freeway. Where you were seven and you were alone for the first time. And then you have to look up. With the bido. Or, very bad, stainless steel lobby.

Where you can really see the sweat stains. Where you have to wipe it. And then you tap. Then sweat stains, where you have to wipe it. And then you tap, the credit card is pulled through, and then the credit card is returned. And then the important information comes, which I have always turned off in my head. Yes, completely. And that's always 327, then you go through the lobby once, left to right, then you go to the elevator, then in the fourth floor, then again over the small staircase at the fire department, left to right, then you're already there. And then one floor down, and then you're in the elevator and then on the fourth floor, and then again over the small stairs at the fire department. And then one floor down and then you're on the third floor.

Not to the spa area, there is once in UG02, there you have to go up once, then you can also see my colleagues. The shower is from 6.30 to 10.30. Exactly, I can't get everything with me anymore, because I think, oh, it worked and so. And besides, I've already read it all online, what is here, where, when and where. I do all of that in advance, I'm not an amateur.

Of course, hotel room is included, toilet, and then first think, shit, WLAN, I'm in Faraday's cafe, I don't have a mobile network, I can't look at anything on the toilet. Then WLAN, first step, and then think, fuck, breakfast, I paid for that with 50 euros, breakfast with the two breads I eat and the coffee I don't let out anymore, maximum costs caused by 4 euros, but I pay 50 euros. So, yeah.

I really have to ask, is that really best western? Or is that maybe just second best western? Yes. Is that really no mobile phone in the hotel room toilet? Is that really best western? So best western is always... Best is when no carpet is laid. Then it's best. Then it's always good.

I don't understand that, right? I still understand that in those 80s hotels. There is one thing where you can clearly see that disappears from hotel rooms for years, and that's the bathroom. It disappears, everything is on it. No space. Short trips, no space, smaller rooms, very short.

You go in and out, you just have to shower, nobody has to bathe. Most people find it disgusting. Bathroom disappears. I would have liked the same for carpets here. I understand that there are still very old hotels, although honestly I don't understand it, why they haven't taken out the carpet yet, but there are hotels that still have the carpet from 1980. Because they suspect that there is something worse underneath. That it gets even worse.

And what I don't understand at all is, because I thought that it was the logical consequence that it completely disappears from the hotel image, from the carpet floor, but there are still newer hotels. And I was even in a hotel in Mallorca with a pool, with a community pool, where all rooms had carpets. And then you walk around with sunscreen on the carpet and there's a bucket in there, and then the whole sunscreen is on the carpet.

Everything wet, that's dripping in there, that doesn't dry properly. There, Chris, all alarm clocks are on me. With carpet floor, two disgusting things, carpet floor and the remote control in the hotel room. Sorry, disgusting. For me, hotel floors have to look like this. Like the floors of a mayonnaise factory.

PVC floors, pulled in, slightly wipeable, where the grease can be removed, once wiped over, so that the top is clean. Where you can go over it directly with a carver. Like a wet cell. Exactly. We at Jürgen Dreef's, who once said, I like to carter terraces, and lately I've been to a winter garden. Then I also cartered the tiles in the living room. And then I'm a little above the cupboard and then he has a water damage.

Yes, an antique cupboard too. Yes, but you know, like with the BVG, in the morning, when they then, when they then clean the trains with high pressure, then they go through shit on everything, the water comes everywhere, with high pressure. That's how I wish it would be in hotels. And then please spray the remote control directly with it. Yes, exactly. Where I get particularly skeptical is when the remote control is packed in plastic.

I've seen that in the Far East. And then the plastic is already so flimsy. Yes, where I say, okay, they want to show that it's neatly prepared here. Oh, yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. And I'll tell you where else there is in gastronomy, the problem distribution with black plastic gloves. I see that again and again. There are a lot of cultive, northern German, Imbiss docu's,

I've already looked at them all. I look at them all on YouTube, super cool. And I see that again and again, that people who work in Imbiss put on gloves for supposed hygiene reasons. And then they touch everything with the gloves. The change, the cash, they give each other their hands, they touch the surfaces and eat it. And then I have to say, people, you completely misunderstood that.

But I have to say, yes, that's true, but there are also people who say, man, put on gloves, but don't think about it at all it if you still have the money. It's the same thing. I have to say, in a donut shop in Cologne, mice or rats were seen. Are those your from Burger King? Yes, they moved on. I got it a million times. And I have to say, there's a mouse, a nager, a damage nager,

as they're also called, defamating, run through the cut dill meat. So the dill meat is cut, then it's caught underneath, and there it's run through. The animal... Who can overdo it? I would run through it too. Right. And I have to say, if you eat something in such an establishment and it doesn't make you sick,

then it speaks for the products that are used, right? So then it's also somewhere, you say, okay, we have a harmful but it's still not bad for you. Now that you say it, you should actually issue a certificate to them. Now you have to calculate if they get a price for it. Despite rats, mice, whatever, and geese in the food,

a super quality. I would also like point out my mawling finger here, not morally, but I'd like to address a specific group of people, architects, interior architects of public toilets, where I say, you want to put a certain amount of hickory in the toilets,

by not flowing up the ceiling anymore, where piss was left and right, no longer being flowed, but directly not flowing up the ceiling. Where piss was left and right no longer flowed, but directly flushed on the wall. And then I want to say, please, flow up the ceiling again. Come back. Public toilets have to look like slaughterhouses. That has to be removed once, without consideration for the rusting. Like hotel rooms.

Right, exactly. That's how it has to look. And I also have something else that is right in my mind. There is supposed to be a radio reform where the public radio has to save power. And there is now threatened, or is in the room, that 3SAT is dissolved or 3SAT has to go into Arte. And that hits my heart. I watch 3SAT every day. Culture time is, I watch that for dinner. I sit there with a plate of linguine, with a lot of parmesan, and look at what new exhibitions are going to be held in Ulm.

What is the Inarchitektur Museum doing in Braunschweig? What is the new hat fashion of Marius Müller in Wessernhagen? I'm interested in that and I like to watch it. And then Nina Davis Brunner will guide you through it. Yes, exactly. A changing ensemble, I would say. A good show. A good show for me as an Austrian and Swiss living in Germany. Davis Brunner, liebevoll durch. Ja, genau. Ein wechselndes No-Sorbel, möchte ich sagen. Eine gute Sendung, insgesamt ein guter Sender für mich als Österreicher und Schweizer, der in Deutschland lebt.

Freut mich das, dass es diesen Sender gibt. Und es würde mich sehr traurig machen, wenn es den nicht mehr gibt. Aber man muss jetzt natürlich weiter denken. Es droht, dass es Dreissatt bald nicht mehr gibt. Was machen wir daraus? Ich habe mir jetzt überlegt, wenn es wirklich so weit kommt, ohne meinen Dreissatt kann ich nicht leben, dann muss ich wohl einen privat finanzierten Dreiss 3-Sat TV. Then I have to open a privately funded 3-Sat TV, maybe 4-Sat then?

If we open 4-Sat, work title 4-Sat. So, advertising funded. And then you have to get inspiration from private TV. Yes, what formats do you see there? I don't know, I wouldn't change the formats, but what works in private television? Analysis. Actually, reality TV works best there, right? I was just about to say, it's always a little bumped up.

Exactly, so as not to change the content of Reisart, because that's strong, the content is good. But you have to attract advertising customers. You have a documentary with a four-wall city lake, and then we don't have a journalistically trained team that visits interesting places, but we send Manjapane. Matthias Manjapane to the Vierwaldstettersee. And in between there are just advertising interruptions.

Or Matthias Manjapane sends me to the Kunsthalle Erlangen and looks at the retrospectives of Gerhard Richter, for example. Together with his husband Hubert Feller. Exactly. Jan Köppen and Frank Buschmann come and create a ballet, Sacre du Brâton, in a cult way. Yes. Then we have Kim Virginia.

That's a bit of a rabbi, right? Did I get that right? Yes, that's a bit of a cross-stitch. Exactly. Kim Virginia goes to the Louvre and fights there with Marina Abramovich. Performance art. The artist is present, but the artist is Kim Virginia goes to the Louvre and fights with Marina Abramovic. Performance art. The artist is present, but the artist is Kim Virginia. What do you think about my suggestion? In between we have Matthias Schweighöfer advertising on the sofa

of XXLutz. I'm not sure anymore, Julia. I have to go through all the episodes again. We've made a mistake, right? We've made a mistake, right? I've already forgotten that. The important thing is that we know that XXXLutz is the most important film production by Matthias Schweike. What do you say about 4SAT?

I think it's good. We have to make sure that 3SAT doesn't die. You have to keep going. It has to go on. I'm in for it. You can count on me as a producer. Well, we've got one viewer and the advertising fund is being put up for Hakle. We can really do advertising for toilet paper without ending.

But my passion is simply to use it for dying media and simply to draw a picture. That's why you wrote a book, right? That's why I first wrote a book, but I was in the cinema again. And you too, Chris, you too. Yes, exactly. Maybe you remember. And we were in the movie Hagen. Do you want to discuss that now?

I have to talk about it now, because first of all, I remembered something. Regardless of the movie, it's autumn again. We're going back in and out with jackets. There was a fierce autumn jacket business in the cinema, I would say. And I have to say, the rustling is back. The rustling of jackets. It's now again the rustling season, and I noticed that in the film.

There were some people who got up several times and disappeared shortly, came back and didn't take off their jackets. That means that it was rustling permanently somewhere in the hall. I'll leave it like that for now. I don't want to express my discontent. I just want to find out that the jacket rush season is back in the works. There was a colleague who sat in the back row, who obviously couldn't decide

whether it was too warm or too cold in the air-conditioned cinema. So it was obviously a bit cold. He got up again and again, put on his puffer jacket, or always presented his head in the beam light. He always cut the half, or I'd say the whole picture. You didn't see anything. He was sitting on the back row of the projector,

and whenever he got up, he was always part of his skull on the screen. Yes, we watched Hagen, a German production, a German film. It's about Siegfried's story, Niebelung, that's the world, Rheingold, what are the keywords you can count on? Dachem wins Siegfried, unbelievable. Siegfried, Roy.

Exactly, unbelievable type of Siegfried. It's about Hagen, who also plays a role. But I don't know, do we want to present the content now? No, no, come on, that's all too complex. Yes, I just noticed, there's a king going on, and he's sitting in his king's chair all day, it's tedious as a trinit. Because we had the discussion last time,

what if you're a royal trinit now? And I've come to the conclusion now, mega tedious, because you're sit there in your throne, everyone wants something from you. Come three with his suffering. The whole time. The whole time you are... Audiences.

Yes, and they just get your ears full. Then the court wants to sing you something bad, or juggle, like Gauckler. Yes, some landlady, stress with landslides, the tenth does not want to give up. Somewhere a chicken is missing. Really... A chicken is missing.

I have to do everything. I'm missing a chicken. I'm going to be beheaded. Why are you bothering me because of your chicken? I'm a king, you asshole. But also something that is really important in terms of work safety and where the health insurance companies

have to keep an eye on it. Kings are sitting in these thrones, in the thrones, thronata, and they are... Trons. Yes, trons, in the trons, and they are built so massively. And I would say, in the lumbar vertebra area, very little support.

Oh yes. That, I tell you, that really gives brutal consequences. Yes. You used to have a disability certificate sooner or later, which you have to get as a king. Why not even a gymnastics ball? The so-called throne buckle. It's a very famous, after the Kapaltonne syndrome, the biggest illness in the Middle Ages.

So if I would ask myself now, Chris, do you do it as a king? Would you come if we needed one? We lack offspring, then I would say yes, but I need a height adjustable table. I have to work standing up and down, and a treadmill. You have to keep fit, also mentally. I think it's cute that you think that someone offers you, because of course nobody would offer you, because of course Jürgen Klopp does.

It's clear that he's the king. Exactly, he knows more about the Pyramid system from DVHG. But that's a different topic. Hagen, in principle, the film film, you can imagine the mood a bit like a mix of Game of Thrones and Dune, but in Rhineland-Palatinate. Because I play Worms. And I didn't realize that they have to speak a bit furtively. Or what is the... I'm not sure. Worms is probably in another region.

I don't want to say anything wrong. I don't want to say anything wrong. I'll google it. What I noticed about Hagen, I'm not a rotten tomato island that after the film sits on the computer and first of all formulates four pages of pdf why this film is absolute shit, because it doesn't stick to the original novel and because historically at the timecode is 32 seconds 47 seconds, it wasn't exactly what kind of cut he had in his left hand.

I'm not like that, but I'm a little bit like that. And that's why I noticed. So there was a scene in which Siegfried and, I was just about to say Roy, but his name is Hagen, Siegfried and Hagen are on a ship to Iceland, so it's another island in that context, but I think it's shot there. They're on their way to Hoare See. And then what happens?

Siegfried bites a piece of apple. Yeah. And that was the first scene. I thought the film, otherwise for a German film, really very, very well done. I really thought, wow, was the first scene. I think the film, otherwise, for a German film, really very, very well done. I really thought, wow, it looks really awesome. And so I put a lot of effort, a lot of money into it. But then I got a little bit confused.

Then he bit into this apple and I have to say, the film is very dark, very dark, the tones are all very sepia, there is not much color. But then I have to say, the apple, it had a very bright red. I have to ask myself a lot of questions, whether this kind of apple was really given in this form in the Middle Ages. So this color explosion, I personally only know from Pink Lady or Jazz Apple.

I think Pink Lady didn't exist back then, but Jazz Apple. It did exist back then. Yes? It did exist. Jazz back then, but Jazz Apple. It did exist back then. Yes? It did exist. Jazz didn't exist, but Jazz Apple. Yes, because Jazz actually came from the apple. It came from the inside of the apple. From a worm that started playing trumpets.

Something like that, yes. But Siegfried is generally a very cool guy, I have to say. He looks like Brad Pitt, doesn't he? Yes, cool. Cool guy. I noticed that in the Middle Ages everyone looked really cool. Really cool, really good skin. Cool skincare routine, cool jawlines, cool beard. Also sometimes strands.

Did Siegfried have a light balalaish? He had a bit of barefoot living. Till Schweiger, barefoot living, a wool striped pullover, a little bit hoarse, I'm going to Mac Pomer and do my own thing. You have to admit, the apple was very red, right? Especially in comparison to the rest of the film's color grading,

this apple really hit me in the eye. I also noticed Siegfried, because you can't spoil it. He comes from the outside, he's a lone wolf with his horde of warriors. He's a great guy, a maker guy. He's actually one who would be on the ring, but there he just comes into a castle and makes himself wide. And Siegfried is in the film, as he is shown, is actually the guy who is brought by a flatmate and then he just opens the fridge and eats a yogurt that doesn't belong to him. He's like Zoom Meetings. He's always rushing.

Update, update, you have to update otherwise you can't start your meeting. That's Siegfried. He's sitting there and then he says, I heard you have a party next week, I'll come too. He invites himself. Then you're at this flatmate party where you don't want to do anything because one of you is a roommate. But what happens?

Siegfried brings all his friends to the party, and makes it to his own party. And faster than you can pull the sword out of the sheath, Siegfried is dressed and sleeps constantly with one of the roommates on the couch. And he complains that it's uncomfortable, even though he's never been invited. It's uncomfortable, but good enough to hug every night with another person loudly.

And the WG asks how it could happen. Do we bring the guy out again? That's the big question. Also from the movie. We're not spoiling that, of course, whether Siegfried gets out again. The question is, what do we have on the awesome Brad Pitt-like, great Jorline Siegfried? What's the deal with him? What does he bring with him? But what does he take? You all know Frank, the ultra-Drinni-friendly mobile phone tariff. And guys, I don't know about you, but I didn't know about the existence of eSIM for a long time.

For me, it's pure magic. You can just activate your own eSIM by app. You don't have to download it, you don't have to take out a mini plastic card somewhere and then open the SIM card compartment with an old hairpin. These times are over. With eSIM, Frank offers you the opportunity to change the tariff immediately. Maybe you need another tariff for your holiday or for your second phone. With Frank, no problem. The Frank tariff is only 10 euros per month. You get 12 GB of data volume, have no hidden costs and can quit spontaneously. Also very easy via the app without having to call anywhere.

You also have an all-net flat for telephone and SMS. Best use a 5G network, and can easily pay with PayPal or Zebra. That's all you need. And if you register at Frank, you can secure 3 GB extra with our code SOCIALKARTER3. So you can start with 15 GB for 10 euros per month, or 25 GB for 15 euros per month.

And through the Frank4Friends campaign, you get another 3 GB of data volume on top for 15€ per month. And through the action Frank4Friends you get for every person you hire another 3 GB of data volume on top. I'll put it this way, my whole circle of friends now has Frank and I really have a lot of data volume. As always, you'll find all the information in the show notes. And my question is, would you let Siegfried come in with you? He seems to be a guy who takes a lot, but maybe does a wash.

Or maybe even cleans the toilet. I think so too. My first impulse was what a stupid wanker. But now I want to be honest, he's also someone who then kills someone for you. So if you say now, your neighbor annoys me terribly, he's gurgling all the time when I shower, then he goes over, short process, head off, get out of here.

He drinks your vegan milk empty, so you don't piss me off, and then puts the empty package back in the fridge without telling you, also empties the toilet paper and doesn't retake the role. That's Siegfried. But he also heads your neighbor, Baffelder. And I have to say,

the door is already a long way open for him. Siegfried is unbeatable, because he killed a dragon and then with a leaf on his back. The story is known. But he doesn't ret toilet paper on it. It's also difficult to get rid of it. Because if you say, I'll hit him, then not much will happen.

Not much will happen. So how do you get Siegfried out of the WG again? Actually only through murder, and you don't want that. So then you have many enemies right away. Actually you have to talk to him in a certain way, make a WG evening, where you say, now we have to make a WG evening, we have to sit say, we have to make a WG-evening, we have to sit together.

It can't go on like that. Also play a round of taboo together. Make a round of taboo and then say, don't we want an open relationship? Oh, no, sorry, that was the wrong conversation. Shit, shit, that was the wrong conversation. Sorry, guys. Then, but through a trick, rhetorical trick, say, you Siegfried, we don't need much from you.

Sieg, Friedl, we really don't need much from you. Siggy! Siggy, Friedl, we really don't need much from you, but bring the flag away. Yes. Do it tomorrow at 11, when it's still before 11.30, and then at 11.30 the locks will be knocked down and then it's over. But I think you had to sell it to him as a hero story so that he really gets the hang of it. You have to say, Siegfried, this is now your hero test.

We have four big Ikea bags full of Fand, which all have to be taken away at the same time. All bottles have to be taken from the machine. Nobody has ever done that before. Siegfried, only you can do that. Sigi, if you do that, we'll tell the whole university. It's gonna be a hit. And your name will become a legend.

For hundreds of years. Friedl, you can do it. And your name will become a legend! For hundreds of years! Friedl, you can do it! Yeah, you have to motivate people sometimes. You have to talk to them. Sure. I noticed something I like about films. That's why I didn't find it a bad film.

I liked it and I had a good time. Yeah, sure. I like films where two people are in one room. Then they talk. Then they're done talking. Cut. Then we go to another room. There are three people. Yeah, sure. The one who talks, no chase hunts, no... No rowing wheel, no worm on which you ride. Really, no chase hunts, no fighting scenes, nothing. Talking, talking, rooms, and that's why I liked Succession so much. Yes, I understand.

Just talking without end. Yes, a bit of a chamber play vibe is always good. I can only agree with you, Chris, and now we have to turn the subject into something much more important than Siegfried and Roy and Hagen. Say something, like that. There's... Sigi, believe in yourself. There's actually nothing more important than you.

Sigi, we're presenting. We think you're great, but now there's something much more awesome. And that is, it's the end of October, Chris. You know what that means. The drini of the month was selected! Yes. From the choirs of Siegfried among the ministers. And I want to announce him and therefore I would like to ask you

Chris, get the fanfare out now! Drinny of the Monthtober 2024, is Charlotte! Charlotte, Charlotte, Charlotte, Charlotte! Dear Julia, dear Chris, I was in August with my husband and my two daughters on vacation in the USA on the East Coast when I was disturbed by a business trip. And that happened like this. Since my children and my husband are big whale fans, we had booked three tickets for a boat trip where you can watch whales. My plan was to borrow a bike and explore the area around the coastal town of Provincetown.

Alone. So we drove into the city by car. My husband sat at the rental car's wheel. Since we were very late, we couldn't park at the parking lot near the harbor, but had to drive directly to the dock so that the three of them could still catch the boat. So we decided to just stop somewhere quickly. I wanted to drive away again. At this point I have to mention that it was a car where the key is not pushed into a device so that you can activate the ignition.

It is enough if the key is inside the car. So I asked where the key would be and the answer is in the center console. If we were in a movie, this would be the key scene in the truest sense of the word, because unfortunately I did not check exactly that. My husband put the car on a place with thick yellow stripes on the floor under a crane, directly at the quay wall, three meters above the water. They call it absolute holding ban. The three of them started to sprint, because by now it was only two minutes until the departure of the boat.

I stood there to wait to see if they would get the ship. The harbor master already came on his e-bike, to ask me what I would do there and whether I wanted to stand there, because of course that didn't work. I calmed him down, said that I just wanted to wait a little and left immediately. I thought at the moment. He said, okay, no problem, as long as you're in the car. It was a very nice day and I wanted to drive away in a good mood to start my bike tour when I noticed when I was holding the center console that the car key wasn't there. At the same time, it got hot and cold when I realized that I couldn't move the car away.

My husband had the car key in his pocket and wasn't in range anymore. I started to doubt my brain what I could do when the harbor master came by again. I took my courage and explained to him that I had a problem because I couldn't drive the car away. According to my experience with the North Americans, I was sure that he would react in a relaxed and solution-oriented way.

He would tow the car with his pick-up or something like that. But his answer was, you don't have a problem here, you have a huge problem. And what I want to do now and that I can't stand there at all, it turned out that we were under a crane that the Hummerfischer use to unload their catch. I was very afraid to ask him loudly if the crane would be enjoyed often. He looked at me as if I had lost my mind and then gave me a lecture about that the hummerfish would work hard, it would be hot and they would have to unload their catch quickly. There would be three cranes, one of which would be broken anyway, and that I could now block the second functional crane. And where would I be able to do that?

I was very afraid of the crane, but I was very happy with the crane. I would have to unload their catch quickly. There would be three cranes, one of which would be broken anyway, and that I could now block the second functional crane. And why did we even come up with the stupid idea of parking in the absolute parking lot? When he noticed my despair, he calmed down a bit, first picked up his colleague and discussed the situation with him. However, he could not do anything about this, because the car just doesn't start up anymore without a key. Then he scolded my husband in absentia, just like I was thinking all the time. Finally, he recommended me to get away from the car, because in a short time the hungry

fish would come to the harbor from the sea to unload, and I didn't want to meet them, because they weren't as friendly as him. I thought that was a good idea, of course I didn't want to do it either and would have preferred to vent my anger. Right after that, he told me to stay close to the car, to prevent the car from being towed away, because that would be very, very expensive for me. There was also the other crane that the four of us could use. He would try to pass it on via the central station. So now I had to wait and only dared to go away heically once to go to the next public toilet.

My next four hours went as follows. Various fishermen made their boats down at the Kajmauer to unload the hummer boxes. Usually, one person with a large pickup truck came up to load the catch. Apparently, the information about the alternative did not work very well. As soon as they began to get excited about the car that was forbidden there, I sneaked over from my bench, which I had now lowered, and told them in a low voice that it was my car, that I couldn't drive it away and that they could please use the other crane.

The reactions were completely different and were full of jokes, from big understanding to shaking heads, to so much stupidity to scolding. The fishermen with less cargo were more pragmatic and still used the crane to throw the boxes over the car. Those were the best. The harbor master was also nervous because he constantly came by to ask me when my husband would finally come back with the damn key

and explain to the fishermen how stupid the tourists are. When the situation threatened to escalate once, because not only I blocked the crane site, but also a Uber driver and a delivery driver blocked the harbour road, my family finally came back. My husband was of course completely crushed and I was almost in tears of relief when I was finally able to leave the harbour. At least the election was a full success and with the following ice cream I could

even laugh about my life. As well as every Tuesday thanks to your podcast, you are the best, many greetings Charlotte. Charlotte, congratulations, you are in the month. That sounds like the absolute nightmare for me. In a foreign country, in a foreign terrain, a harbor, with a foreign business, a hummer fishing company. I don't want to get involved with them at all. They're rough guys, I'd say.

It's hard work. You're exposed to the weather's adversities. The sea. The sea! And the animals. It's difficult. It's hard work, I think. Imagine you're on the high seas and you're fighting a hurricane on the high seas, wind strength 38, and then you survive just barely and water rushes into the boat and you're already half in the horizontal. And then you come home after a long night of uncertainty, you want to inform your family,

you've arrived safely again. And then there's a Toyota Prius standing on the crane stand and you can't't unload it, you have to wait in the heat at 40 degrees for a while. Yes. So, sorry, but I would of course, the crane would also explode. Yes, but well solved by Charlotte, I would say. Yes, she did the best. So you can't do more. But I would have moved to the bank and I would have moved away from the scenery

and let the harbor master explain it. I bought a newspaper, made two holes and sat there, a think, removed me from the scenery and let the harbor master explain it. I bought a newspaper, put two holes in it, sat there, a bit inconspicuous, or I would have given myself out as a carpenter and went to sea. Just caught with, also caught with humor, but also forever. So you had to go through it,

then just stay there and then just until retirement I would have caught humor and that would have also saved the embarrassment with the car. That sounds very harsh. But I think if that happened in Germany, then there would be police, and tow trucks, and ads. Yes, Großstadtrevier, Hamburg. Jan Federer comes out of the sack again.

He comes back post-hum again, just to arrest you again. Because that's not possible, to park your car at the landing bridges of St. Pauli. Big topic in the North Reportage. At Butten and Binnen. No, that's not possible. No, I would really leave my children and my husband behind.

I think that's the biggest break of trust anyway. To go on a boat with the key in the pocket. For me, the marriage would have declared as failed. For me, it would be shift in the pocket of her pants on the boat. For me, the marriage would have been declared as a failure. For me, it would have been a shift in the box, a day off, a break. From then on, Homer Fisherin forever in Provincetown. That would be my fate. Yes, but Charlotte has earned the Drini's package,

the surprise package, I would say. If you also have a Drini of the Month story, then send it to info at drinis.de regarding Drini of the Month. story, send it to info at drinnis.de about Drinni des Monats. Right. And now I would say we say goodbye to this great story by Charlotte and say congratulations again. And we'll see you again next Tuesday, when it's called Drinni Tuesday. Until then, we wish you a very warm, nice, pleasant week.

Thank you for listening and see you soon. Bye. Bye. Thanks for listening and goodbye!