DRINNIES - Karpfenhusten

Episode Date: October 21, 2024

Während Giulia ihre Umschulung zur Panda Koordinatorin in die Wege leitet, fährt Chris die bewegungsfaulen Passant*innen in Ego Shootern in seinem Taxi durch die Gegend. Außerdem: Hähnchen im Stau, der 50 Cent Hörbuch Eklat und rasierte Stinkwanzen. Hurra!Besuche Giulia und Chris auf Instagram: @giuliabeckerdasoriginal und @chris.sommerHier findest du alle Infos und Rabatte unserer Werbepartner: linktr.ee/drinnies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Advertising, end. Hello and welcome to a new episode of Drini's. We hope you're doing well and if not, it's okay. Hello! Hello, Julia. I greet you. It's also a bit of a winter in the bedroom. It's cold. You've changed your scarf. You've put on the thick socks, ABS socks. You've changed your cape.

And your whole body is based on thermoplastic pads that you use to shoot your back. Yeah, but they're so nice and cozy on the skin. The ABS socks, the back. Yeah, but they're so nice and cozy on the skin. So the, um, the stopper socks, the ABS socks, I only wear them to slow myself down, because I always walk very, very fast in the apartment. And to remind myself of the comfort, I wear the stopper socks.

And what I also noticed is, if you try to open the window now to blow through, sometimes you have to blow, to be honest, you'll get these stink bugs in your head. They're so ugly, I don't want to say ugly. They're not judged as valuable animals. Not body shaming by animals, that's what I think. Every animal is beautiful, every creature in the world is beautiful in its own way.

But now these stink bugs come, they're called these beetles, these dark big beetles, which are also very loud when they fly. I don't know, they're called, these beetles, these dark, big beetles, which are also very loud when they're like, are they even flying? I don't know, they're flying a little. They can fly a little, but I think they're walking, they're like chickens in the insect world. And you know why?

Because they wear socks. I think stink bugs also wear socks. They have to hold back a little bit so that it's a little bit more balanced from an evolutionary point of view. Just like with you, you have to slow down a bit too. You have a speed limit in your apartment that's a bit more balanced. It's just too fast.

And it's the same with stinking dogs. If they didn't wear stopper socks, they'd be too cool. They'd be too cool, so they said, come on, we'll give the other animals a chance. We'll wear stopper socks. That prevents us from being able to fly very courageously. We'd rather go. And I honestly think that's fair.

From the stink bugs. They're so fair, that when it's slippery outside, they could actually fly. When the water freezes, they can climb on the citizen. But then they say, we'll go anyway. It's just fairer to the other person, even if we put ourselves on everyone's face.

It's just fairer not to fly. I wonder all the time, we people sometimes hit it on the mouth when we're on the sidewalk with two legs. How is that with insects that now have six or eight legs? Is then the chance higher? Is it eight times as high or four times as high? Or is it lower because they can get the balance back

with the other legs? Yes, you could say that if we had crutches that should be a support, I would feel insecure because I can't do it with crutches. If I had two crutches, I'd have four legs. I'd have four options to stand up, but I'd just lie down. Four options to hit the wall. Right, I think the chance would be with crutches,

who can't do it, twice as high, mathematically speaking, to hit the wall. I think that's why you get crutches from surgeons when you break your leg, because they think it's funny. When they leave the practice, they hit the wall again because they can't get crutches from surgeons when you break your leg because they think it's funny. When they leave the practice, they put their crutches back on the wall because they can't handle them.

You mean, because we've learned that hospitals have to be profitable, GmbH, that crutches are used there just so that people can break other people's knees. Yes, they go out of the fourth floor and can come back in the third floor and then they can install the new hip in. Exactly. That's how it is.

Both knees new and then the hip directly. It gets extended for two weeks in the hospital. No, you're thrown out after a few nights, because you say the hip can heal at home. You know, I sometimes wonder where I'm thinking about hips and animals in general. We're known for that. We're people, many people are very animal-loving and we also have pets and stuff in general. We are known for that. We are, humans are, many humans are very animal-loving

and we also have pets and things like that. And then a lot of money is invested in the health of animals. So small animals, dogs, cats, hamsters, whatever, are brought to the vet's practice, are also partially expensively operated. There are X-raysrays, CT, MRI, you haven't seen it, everything you know about people. And they put a lot of money into it.

It's also right, otherwise it would be a low-cost aid. Right. But I'm wondering, where do we cross the line? I've seen dog cats, hamsters, hares, they always get their stomach shaved by a doctor, and then they get operated on by eight people. I wonder if there's also a gillette in there. Manuel Neuer and Roger Federer, who's advertising? Lewis Hamilton.

Do they have anything if squirrels get shaved by a vet? Do they deserve that? Indirectly, if the animals with gillette make three poos, get shaved? Or what is the product? Do they also have razor blades? Well, I wanted to ask you, where do you see the limit? What animal is worth the several hundred euros

to be put into an operation? We've seen everything about dog cats, but what is with the mean stink bug? If I see now, they have hip injuries, one of the eight legs doesn't work anymore, or six legs, or whatever they have. What do I do? Do I go to the veterinary practice,

do I go to the veterinary service? Yes, unfortunately I can't judge that, but I know that stinking bugs wear their species mates with their scent. That's why it's important when you shave stinking bugs before the operation, that you don't use an aftershave there. to put on their I asked myself, but it's completely clear, these are the fish that are coughing right now. The water is dry, we have the heating air, everyone has coughs, you get a little bit of it, mucous membranes are dry, and so it is with the fish,

the germs dry out in winter and then have slight coughs, and so it always blubbers. And that's why it's also said among us nature friends, if you want to do something for nature, please plant mint in every water, because it then works in the connection with the water like a Ricola. You know what I think, who has the most exhausting coughs in the underwater world? The carp.

You know, with this open mouth. You know, you've been all the way away. You know who's coming now? The annoying carp, from far away, who's gonna get a cold. The annoying carp, who doesn't even close his snort when he's coughing. Who still spreads his germs everywhere. I don't want to approach Thomas Gottschalk or the carp. I do. But I'll put it this way.

Carps have to do a lot for it, not like Thomas Gottschalk of the water. They have to work a lot for it. And it rarely works for them. Yes, definitely. The germs are dry. Oxygen diffusion, it's difficult for them. That's why they go down into the water in winter, the fish. Because there's a little more going on there. It's a little warmer.

That's how we do the heating. Turn on the thermostat, first deflate, very important during the heating period, when it starts, and that's how the fish do it, they blubber a little. So you actually have the comparison to Thomas Gottschalk and the carp, because he can't really close his mouth? No, because it's a bit of a mess. Hückelhofen is my Thomas Gottschalk, so I have nothing against Hückelhofen, but I don't know exactly where the direction is going,

where the trip with us is going, Thomas and I. I also think with Thomas Gottschalk sometimes that it's anatomically impossible to close Thomas' mouth. Come on, let's not talk about the speech anymore. That's not the speech. Let's talk about stinking mugs again. But Thomas Koschek, when he speaks, it's like coughing carp. You know?

You can hear it from afar and just want to get rid of it. Yes, and it's always the same thing he says. It's always the same. Always the same. It's always the same. No matter what question you ask, or you always ask the same question. The question is always the same with these carp. question you ask, or you always ask the same question.

The question is always the same with these carp. They come, mouth open, they cough, we stick our noses in, go home, bye, end of the day, out, light out. Light out in the carp garden. Go to the shelf over there, to the rose-tree leaves, there you have your peace,

but please leave us alone here. Don't cough at me, you stupid pig. Hey, uh, so, about the carp. About the carp. But we don't want to get too close to that. The carp are important for the ecosystem. But don't forget to always plant mint. But, and Thomas Gottschalk is not important for the ecosystem.

Now let the old ass out of here. Let's move on to the text, Chris. I heard an interview on Deutschlandfunk, with our dear colleagues from Deutschlandfunk, Nova, I heard an interview with a so-called panda coordinator. Although we're already in the animal world, I was amazed. I'm amazed to find out there's a job, a panda coordinator. I think it was in Zurich, in the zoo,

there's a person who's only responsible for the coordination of pandas and the breeding of panda babies. So the pandas worldwide are coordinated, controlled from Zurich. From the parade place, you have to say, from the fifth floor next to the UBS, you have to assume that all pandas of this world are controlled from one control center. Yes, there is a panda strip-teacher in Zurich. He controls all pandas in the world. Like hand dolls, he has his arms in the back and controls the pandas.

But that was not invented with the panda coordinator, with the interview. No! There really is such a person. There is, really. It's a real profession and a real person. It was very interesting, because many panda species are threatened by extinction and they take care that they are bred, that they continue to exist. And he said, for example, that they have, I don't know which one it was,

there are definitely panda babies there. And he said that panda babies sleep 22, 23 hours a day. And the rest of the time, the one or two hours they're awake, they're just eating. It's not when you sleep, but when they're young. No, when they're young. That's the status quo. That's how you get into the world, that's normal when you're asleep, but when they're young. No, when they're young. That's the status quo. That's how you get into the world.

That's normal when you wake up, when you get into the world. Then you get to sleep first. And I think that's so nice. Imagine, 22, 23 hours of sleep. And the one hour you wake up, just eating. Best in bed, in bed. On your mother's lap. And then it goes straight on.

I'll say, Uber Eats and delivery people have a lot to do. When new Panda babies are thrown, the parents, the parents' share, maybe also Patchwork, maybe a single-parent Panda father, who knows, must have the two euro pieces at home and the one euro piece for the drink money for Lieverando and Uber Eats. That's important, right? Now a little revelation.

Panda and koalas, for me they're like bees and wasps, or nectarines and apricots. For me, it's a bit hard to tell. So you can't tell between pandas and wasps, or? No, apricots and koalas, that's hard for me. They're both so lazy. No, it's clear.

One is grey and the other is white, black. And for one, they're just hanging around, and the others can get really dangerous. But if you say panda and koala, then I don't know what to order. Pandas are not white and black. That's an advantage. That's just one kind of panda.

There are red pandas, there are so many different pandas. We only know the white and black panda that you see in the cute Insta-reels. But that's also an advantage. Google panda, go to pictures, you see a manly man cute Insta-reels. But that's another advantage. Google panda, search for pictures, you'll see a manly manhood of panda-like things. With food color or what? Or like an orchid breeding.

Of course it's colorful. With the spray from Dytas. Our apartment used to be over a flower shop. Or a garden shop, they had some kind of power plants. There was a hemp plantation where they said that was all for healing purposes, and then the police came with 30 people and the power plant was empty.

I remember that day well. But I also know that, I don't know what the plant is called, but a very classic grap plant that was always sprayed with a different color. There was a green one and then a purple one, sprayed with purple. But I don and purple, and then purple sprayed in. That made an impression. Is it like you go to the hardware store

and get the nice car paint and make the flower bouquet? You want to laugh, but I go to the hardware store to buy books. There's always a really cool book stand at Obi's. In the neighborhood of the cash register, not that noticeable, with a muggle copy for 4,99€. And the cool thing is, because no one buys bad books, there are still good ones. They're never gone.

Usually on those tables there's always scrap left. But those are always really good books. I think it's always the thick books that are there, because the thin ones are better when you put a cupboard on the bed to put the cupboard in the sink. To draw something on it. To have a nice straight line. But honestly, my first place to go for books is the Obie.

I go there when I need a book. And then I have to tell you something, Chris. Recently, also a little secret tip from me, libraries often do a flea market. When they sort out books, before they throw them away, they do a big sale and then you can buy them very, very, very, very cheaply. That's why I was recently at the library flea market and I bought 15 books, hardcover, 15 hardcover books,

and good books, also current books, for 13 euros. Can you imagine? Almost everything cost 1 euro and 50 cents. That's good. But that's not the story now. I just wanted to say, people, go sell your books. But then at the cash register I have something really funny to tell you. I pack my books in, of course I used them forever

because I bought so many books. And next to me, an older gentleman, optically Simon Rattle, the conductor, wavy white hair, a long wool coat, a, I'd almost say a cashmere scarf, wrapped around his shoulders, really, well-built, almost like professors' vibes. He came there, had an audio book in his hand,

which he just took out of a gravel box, which all cost 50 cents. So a CD? A CD, a single CD, and went to the cashier with it, to the two library staff. And I thought he wanted to pay the 50 cents, but instead I was asked about something. And he said, excuse me, could I take this CD home with me and show my wife if I can buy it? And the looks of the two employees, they couldn't believe it, the CD cost 50 cents. And then they also said, yes, of course, about trust. Because honestly, the CD costs 50 cents, it doesn't matter to them if they bring it back or not.

I think the point of this flea market is not to throw away the things, but to sell them for a symbolic price. Right, that someone is still happy that someone still uses us. And the team then asks seriously if he can take the 50 cent CD home with him. He can show it to his wife. You can't do that on your phone or WhatsApp. Or telegram or mail. I don't know how academics communicate with each other. He was in a library.

He could have used a computer if he didn't have a phone. Well, in any case, they allowed him to do that. And he went home with the CD. And now I ask myself all the time, where did he live? Where did he live? Stuttgart or something? Four hours to go down the A4 with the 50 Cent CD. But then back the whole way when the woman says, no, we don't take it.

But, so, from the two of you, that's the typical attitude in customer contact when you say internally, come on, let's do it, let's do it. What do you want to discuss with one now because of the 50 Cent idea? I had that in the castle too, sometimes in this museum where I worked and had to catch people. Ouch, backpack, they can't get in there. Or very popular with older people, I would like to say cashmere scarf carrier,

some shirme that they were not allowed to take in. And then I had to discuss with them and explain why not. And the wooden floor, if you're there with the aluminum cap on the wooden floor, that's not good for the wooden floor. But that's a real knip that costs 40 euros. And I said that good and nice internally. Let's leave it. Let's leave it.

Let's just get rid of the 700-year-old floor again. Go in, Hans Dieter. Have a nice Sunday evening. We only opened for 10 minutes. No idea how you want to get through the exhibition. But let it go. But you still have 10 minutes to destroy our wooden floor. End of the evening. Go in, Heinz Dieter.

Dieter, have a nice evening. So he took the 50 cent CD-book home. He took the CD-book with him. To see if he could buy it, which I think is a pretty romantic idea. Maybe it's because he doesn't have much space. Maybe he already has a lot of books and he doesn't have any space anymore. And he has to measure it with the book he buys at the hardware store.

He has to draw lines with the thin books from the hardware store, he has to draw lines to see if the CD still has space for 50 cents. That wasn't even in a plastic CD case. It was in a... you know, this... where you put your ID, in a foil. Very thin. It wouldn't take up space. And only cost 50 cents. But he still goes home and then goes back to the library

to either pay them back or bring them back. I hope he didn't just steal them. Was it the same at the book fair that there were 50 cents for that? You were at the Frankfurt Book Fair, apparently a very important event for all people who like to read books on printed pages. But I wonder how it is to work in a industry where you just print things together and then sell them? Yeah, I find it interesting. It's interesting. It's interesting.

I was at the book fair for the first time, it was new to me. And I really have to say, fairs are the absolute hell. So you have to say that. I just did it as easy as possible. I've been out a lot, sat down in the corner, ate churros. But it's already a journey. The funny thing is that I came home in the evening,

I was there for only one day, I was totally exhausted. I said to you, it was so full, there were so many people there, so many conversations, so many people came to me. I can't anymore, I just have to chill a little. And then you said to me, yes, but today the book fair wasn't open for the public. It was only the business people. I heard about the German radio culture.

Sometimes at night I drive around with my car and hear a little German radio culture to give the people who do that a feeling. There are people who hear that. I have to say, it wasn't open for the public. It was just a fraction of the people who actually were at a book fair. And for me, that was a lot. I don't want to know how many there are when it's open to the public.

Insane. Insane. I don't know how people who work in the book industry in the publishing industry can keep up for a week. I've seen it with my readers and others. They're on dates from morning to evening. They have to turn to people from the, they're always in half an hour in the morning to evening, they have to speak to people from the USA, England, they have to get books,

but they already got them as a PDF, so they have to do it like they're listening to it for the first time. Just let the books as a PDF. I like that. Just like the song lyrics from Bob Dylan, you don't have to record them, they're so good, you get a Nobel Prize for that, don't record them, don't print them. You get a Nobel Prize for that. You don't have to record them, you don't have to print them out. Everything is just in PDF. That's enough!

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Yes, I find it fascinating to measure. I think it's good when you can't get anything more expensive, when you can't meet people who distribute signatures, but just a professional fair. A sanitary fair with threads, valves, 1.8 inches to 1.25 inches. That's just hardcore fairs, commercial fairs, where you can grab a scale and a pencil. That's enough for me.

I'm going there to steal. You go to the fair and steal, but everyone knows that. It's an unspoken secret. You're the one at the camping fair who steals the toilet rolls from the campers. That's you. Everything is free as long as no one is watching. That's my motto. That was my motto at the fair this year. I brought a huge bag of books home.

I can't identify with that. My world is outside. Nature, fish in the water, mint. No, Stink mints. Yes, that's my world. I like to be outside, I like to walk, but above all I like to walk with ego shooters.

Because I noticed now, games, you have better machines, PlayStation, good gaming computers, they can do more. That's why in games, no matter what, open world games, the maps you play, also called maps, they get bigger and bigger. It gets more intense, more and more players,

more and more paths you have to take. So that means that sometimes in a game like this, you spawn somewhere, for example in a first-person shooter, and then you have to walk for two or three minutes, for example in Hell Let Loose or something. Then you have to walk forever, or in Red Dead Redemption you have to ride for five or ten minutes to get from A to B.

At some point you can also unlock fast travel, but that comes later. And I like that. The part where you say, I'm somewhere in a shooter scenario, I'm walking a bit across the meadow, you see a granite stone, maybe you pass a forest of mixed trees,

you get into the undergrowth, I look around, sometimes you hear a bird chirping. Just beautiful and idyllic. I like to walk in egoshooters. But there are people who just want to get into the event. Party, a lot to do, hard work people who just want to get into the scene. Party, a lot to do, a hard day at work, then you want to get into the scene, distract yourself, not for a walk. And that would be my service, which I would like to offer,

actually a shuttle service, an Uber, a taxi service for people who don't want to walk for two to three minutes on big first person shooter maps or also in Red Dead Redemption Open World. Because that's actually the part I like best. At Red Dead Redemption, then first drive around for 3-4 minutes before you're at the mission. I would take over that. So I would log in from home.

Then that would maybe go per kilometer or per time. So that you have a basic rate like a taxi. Then I would bring the people there. Ah yes. I feel very good. But then also for a fair price, right? Yes, of course, fair price. You can also make a subscription or,

say, if you say, I'm doing a Twitch stream now, you could also cancel it professionally, then I'll do a receipt, then I have to take this from the glove compartment, then I take this blog and then I write it down and then say, what is the address again? Do I have a bit of a kölsch and then I sign something and then I make fantasy prices, but in the end, fair prices.

Do you have a wooden base to sit on? You mean a wooden ball? A wooden ball. Of course, of course. And the passenger seat is folded forward, so that the back seat fits in. The Kalashnikov seat. No, not the Kalashnikov seat.

You're an ego shooter. They want to go from one battlefield to another! Yes, but I'm just the grandpa who only drove trucks in the world war. Exactly, like all German grandpas. I was in France, but I only drove the truck. So that's me in principle. And I look, maybe I can explain something, maybe the people are there, look over my shoulder and say,

here we have a nice oak, a light forest. Can you give me a little guide? Yes, that's cool. I remember, I saw on the book fair, there was a a nice oak forest. You can give a little tour. I remember, I saw on the book fair, there was a booth. And you have to know, the booths on the book fair are ultra, ultra expensive. And that's why you can read off on the largest booth how successful a company is. The Thalia booth is by far the largest. They even have a staircase with a stand. And then again there is of course the indie publisher indie publishers, who sometimes only have a shelf wall,

because it's so unprofitable. You mean financially, where is the green number the biggest? Right, I mean only commercial success. And you can read about it, the huge companies that had monopoly, had the biggest stands, the smallest publishers had the smallest stands.

And then I noticed something interesting, Chris. A relatively large booth in the Indie Hall, so it must have been pretty expensive, was from an publisher who only makes street cards. That's my world. So really from paper, the cards, that mom and dad used to pack in the Golf 1 when we went to France,

packed them all over the front window so you didn't see anything anymore. Where do we have to go? And then first followed them with our fingers and kept really close to our eyes. But that's my world. Not some form, just data. I bought myself the Duden-German story.

No pictures, data, year numbers, you can't follow up, end can't copy, end, nothing. No order, nothing. You have to do everything. The performance is with the readers. You have to do it yourself, you have to find the A54, you have to find the Hagener Kreuz, you have to find the A62, you have to find the Raststätte.

That's the own performance. But Chris, that has to mean, this city was pretty big. That it runs, it's still booming. And I thought that no one would use it anymore, where we now have Google Maps. That seems to be going well. Who buys it? Julia, people are disoriented in our society.

They don't know where to go with themselves. Of course it drives you to the cards. Julia, aren't you also a person of the cards? Chris, I'm not lying. I haven't seen anyone in 20 years who used a card. Where are these people? There must be a lot of them. I also think it's a bit of a shame with taxis that everything is done with navigation.

I also think it's nice when you get pulled to the right and the card is out. Because nobody knows where it's actually going. I don't know the German streets for the first time. And I think it's nice when you have a like to hear a bit about the A1. The F1. I drove a taxi in Frankfurt. He didn't use a map. But you could tell he was nervous.

He was nervous because he had restless leg syndrome. He was shaking his leg all the time. It was so big that the whole car was shaking. wiggling. And it took a lot of time for the whole car to be wiggling. Hahaha. So really, the whole car was wiggling and shaking. And I'm someone who... I feel very bad about driving a car and also generally the train and everything.

And it was already like that, it was already tilted in a direction where I say, if it shakes a little longer now, then I have to roll down the window now. Do you know what I mean? Yes. But then again, I don't say anything, because that connects us. He's human. You know, I mean? But then again I don't say anything,

because that connects us. He's human. You know, it's human. Restless Lex and I can relate. I was nervous too. He had a nervous tic. No problem. I think it's great.

We are all human. I don't say anything. Please keep it quiet. I would never do that. But the car was shaking, Chris. I felt sick. It shook me through. You don't think it more about driving in the car

and not about the shaking leg? I always ask myself, the restless leg syndrome. I'm nervous about my whole body. My whole body is shaking. The restless body syndrome. I'd be happy if it was just the leg. Yes, be happy you don't have six legs.

Or two. Double the risk of falling over. Imagine if the taxi driver had six legs. He would have really handed me over in the car. Yes, I drove into the car recently and then I experienced one thing that I have not experienced since the 90s. Namely children in the back of the trunk. So I can still remember myself how I was sometimes put in the trunk. That's so 90s.

Yes, but emphasis on laid down. Namely Chris, make yourself flat. You can't see yourself, Otherwise we're all in here. A blanket over it. You're hanging in there. Exactly, the blanket over it, where the apple cider vinegar has run out from driving away from the pond. Exactly.

I drove behind the car and I can't say anything about driving. You can't complain. I drove super, blinked out of the circle, generally well stopped, not too early at the traffic light, but not too late either. So really clean driving style, fluid. But the kids, they did massages. A boy showed me a stinky finger,

stretched out his tongue. So I have to say, I have to take the word road rage into my mouth since the children, the minors. I was provoked. And I thought about what should I do? Drive up tight, push, Drive in, Yes, exactly, drive in,

honk, overtake on the right, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk I can't just make the parents' part of the ride a mess, just because the kids are really insulting me. You could say that. You know what I think? Some kids have a reason why they sit in the trunk. So if he shows you that with his stinky finger in the trunk, that's very bold. That doesn't have to be, right? Stinky finger in the trunk of children.

The trunk stinky finger, ey. Yes, so pure provocation, an affront at the speedometer. And I always had to... And I had to drive behind them for a long time. I always hoped, I always hoped, now turn around and then it was enough for me. So it was enough for me. Then came circles and I drove around in circles

that there was another car in between. Then he was the gnarly one. I also have... I love to knock into the trunk of cars. when I'm on the highway, for example, in the traffic jam. And then drive so close to the cars. I always knock in because I'm interested in how other people live in the car. So what do they have? What do they bring with them? And sometimes it's like that, you're in the traffic jam on the highway and then you have people in front of you who just made their weekly shopping and then drive home via the highway.

Do you know that when the whole trunk is full, but unstructured, everything just thrown in, all the way under the roof, the yogurts all the way up, you know, the fridge has been broken down for 30 kilometers. Always toilet paper on top, because it's light and you can still push it in at the top. And when you get it out, every toilet paper roll is pressed together.

Yes, exactly. Folded together. Yes, and then I sometimes see, then they also have deep- of good stuff and meat, where I think, yes, you can do that if you have a long way home. I don't know if I would just throw that in the Fort Mondeo without a cool bag. But then I always ask, how is it actually with the chickens? So then they have chickens, whole chickens in the trunk.

But they are also in the stow. So I'm in the stow on the Arthrox, I always ask myself, how is it possible to have chickens? You know, they have chickens, whole chickens in their trunk, but they are also in a traffic jam. So I'm in a traffic jam on the A3 somewhere at Deadmold and then there are chickens with me in the traffic jam. I always find that to be the thought, to continue to spin the thought. I'm in a traffic jam and in front of me are four chickens, they are also in a traffic jam.

Yes, exactly. The deep-cooled calamari are also waiting. They're also in the traffic jam. They're also nervous. They want to drive up close too. They're so nervous, they're slightly drenched. Sometimes a plane flies with them. And last time it was a mosquito in the car.

I was on the way, I had to drive to Düsseldorf. And then I thought, boy, come, drive with me. I was driving a mosquito in the car. I was on the road and had to drive to Düsseldorf. And then I thought, boy, come drive with me. Come with you? You're in here, drive with me. We're going to have a great time in Düsseldorf. A great time. I'll give you 100 euros, go to the cove, have a nice afternoon.

Buy you a mosquito coat. Yes, right. I drove there and then I opened the door. I thought, now I'll let you free. Because they're on the highway. You don't do that. You don't do that. You don't... We can stop with that.

You don't put mosquitoes on the city. No. You don't do that. That's the worst. If you can't take care of the mosquitoes, you don't have to buy one. And mosquitoes aren't gifts either. Mosquitoes are adopted from the animal husbandry.

And we don't buy bred mosquitoes. Mosquitoes are a gift, for God's sake. I God. They come from somewhere else, you take them with you. And you go to Düsseldorf and have a nice afternoon. And be careful with people who sell mugs to you as small signs. That's not serious. They come from... We don't want to talk about that. They are held bad. Often they bring diseases with them. Yes, you tie something to your leg.

In any case, every mosquito is a gift. I took the mosquito with me, opened the door, thought, fly, fly, little mosquito, fly. Go to Düsseldorf, Kunding, it's a beautiful city, nice people. Let them go well. And then my afternoon was over, my task was completed, I got in,

mosquito still there. But I already drove off, were already at the intersection, then I thought, come on little mosquito, you drive with me, I'll take you home. Come on, please! She just made you, she even hung you off. Maybe she wanted the music you put on the autobahn. Now I wonder if she had a broken hip.

Hey, I'm pulling you now into the shower. No, now she's coming into the sink. And they're so loud when they... Did you leave the window open? I had a short window open today. That's on Kim. I'm sorry. Oh shit. Well, every stinky man, now we have a man in the camera.

Now we hear her, you can hear her right away, because she is so loud, like a big hummer when she flies. But come on, let's warn her, she is now part of this podcast project. I mean, it's a co-host podcast, right? Yeah, of course. Maybe she also, so she can't communicate with us,

not even about the secrets. Maybe she also used an aftershave. We don't know that. Maybe she was unfortunately shaved during the surgery, had to use an aftershave. Unfortunately, she can't communicate with her art friends. But someone who communicated with me,

Julia wrote me on Instagram, there's news, important news. I'm just going to pass it on, I'm just the medium here. Because, I didn't try it out, the explanation will be here in a minute. Julia wrote, apparently there was an update on WhatsApp that not all people are informed from a group if you leave the WhatsApp group. Oh!

That's a horror scenario that we all know. You're in a group. Maybe for a birthday. A party that has to be prepared, which is a bad assumption anyway, that you have to be in a group on WhatsApp to prepare something. Then the event is over.

The event is over and you think, breathe it up. And then I have to say, I have to get my own nose into it. I have a group that only exists because of a birthday. The birthday is long past, and I would have had to go out right after that, in the birthday statement, we talked about who brings the salad and who hangs the gilanda. And you missed the time.

I missed the time, and now the construction news, the carport news, the baby news. No! The people... It's a newsletter that I never subscribed to and I can't get out of it. Julia wrote now, big news. It will probably only be the person who is the admin of this group, notified when you go out. But the person who is the admin is not the only one who's not breathing when you go out. But the person who's breathing isn't the person who's building up?

The one who's giving updates? No, that's also true. Only I'm not there. The problem so far was, yes, that's how I know it, that Noma appears or so, or that Chris Sommer left this group. And I don't dare to try that. I'll be honest, I'm scared. I'm afraid it won't work out, what Julia writes. I believe Julia, Julia, I believe you,

but if I'm not updated, then it's a huge problem. Because then it would mean I'm not interested in your Carport news, I'm not interested in my parents' news, I'm not interested in what your baby is doing. That would negate all of that. And that's emotional, of course.

Way too much. But I'm glad we have this community that sends us updates every time there's something new that helps us. And we got another message about giving out phone numbers, which you don't want to do often. Often you get annoyed.

Sometimes people are annoyed and want to overdo it, they want the phone number and so on. And sometimes you can't get out of things, situations. And there is a phone number that you can use, claim, that would be his own. And the initiative is called Frank Geht Ran, the 24-hour service. And that's on, you can read it, on digitalcourage.de.

There's a number, 0163 1737743. You can remember it well if you've saved it once. And you can always give it out. And then the person is automatically sent to Frank. Frank goes to him, he's a call-in-answerer. And he says, the person who tries to reach you unfortunately doesn't want to contact you. And then bye.

And that's how you can do it. Just give Frank's number, guys. I thought it would be... I got this tip and I thought it was more about very serious situations where you somehow... Yes, certainly. ...overreacting, forced into... I don't know, when you're in a club, in a bar,

I'm never there, but in situations like that... Sometimes I have the feeling you don't know if it's a good idea to give your real number. Yeah, it's rarely very clear. Yeah, if you doubt, just say it. I can play it, should I? Yes, please. Good day, dear callers.

Dear callers, I am Frank and on behalf of your expected partner Ja, gerne. Guten Tag, liebe Anruferin, liebe Anrufer. Ich bin Frank und nehme im Auftrag ihres erhofften Gesprächspartners diesen Anruf entgegen. Ich darf Ihnen ausrichten, bis eine telefonische Kommunikation nicht gewünscht ist. Daher bedauere ich sehr, die Verbindung nun trennen zu müssen. Dies ist ein Service von Frank. www.frankgehtran.de

That's good. But is there also a speaker from Kuh-Boy Germany? That would be so nice. Personally, I would ask for the money. I have so far, when I wanted to answer my phone somewhere, I have actually, I have to say, made the biggest asshole move there is. Simply given a wrong number, which of course already exists somewhere.

Well, he found a number, but there's just a number. Yes, and that's annoying, because I do that sometimes too. I'm sorry about all 14 weeks. But also, you know, if you have to enter your phone number somewhere online, I don't want the half world to be under the data of Mehmet Gökker, you know what happens to the numbers. And then what do I do often? I just switch the last number out through another number.

And then of course I don't think about it at the moment, that you might send the number later in the course of time, if you're doing something for sale on this website or something. Sometimes it happens that you get a text message to send to your number to log in with a code. But then you have the wrong number and then you know, now somewhere in Hückelhoven, Dieter is sitting and getting a text message asking if he wants to log in to Lampen24

to do the shopping. And then I think, I'm stupid, why did I do that? There are definitely these one-time numbers somewhere on the internet. What I use are these one-time email addresses. Where you get an invented email address, where you have an online post office. And then, yes, you can do that. I don't know if that's legal, but I'll sue myself.

So, I have a legal protection for insurance. Come on. It's a gray zone, Chris. Do you want to make another section, snack of the week? I'm asking for it. I know you have something that tastes very good. Because you gave it to me too, but only a snack of the week. I'm asking for it. I know you have something that tastes really good. Because you gave it to me too,

but only a little bit of it. I'm giving up. I would say it's really a discovery and I've discovered something too. I was suggested by some people and I went looking for it and found it. Yes. Let me introduce this snack to you

and you know what I mean by that snack. Yes, of course. You gave me one piece and then you said, stop, that's too good, I can't eat that. So I have to go again to buy that. So come on, let's fetz. The snack of the week. Our section where we introduce snacks

that are already a topic for Trini. You have to have something at home to be able to eat. You can't eat from air and love, you have to get something between your teeth. I made a suggestion, I was played the ball, and there is a novelty from the company Haribo, in my opinion. I think it's a novelty, I saw it for the first time. And as always, the snacks of the week are not financially supported by cooperation partners. We buy the stuff ourselves and...

Unfortunately? Unfortunately, and it's probably not the best decision of our lives. But we can also say that if something doesn't taste that good, but of course we only present things that we like. It would be stupid to make a rubric where we advise. That's true, of course. I've tested the sweet waffles from Haribo. And found them pretty good.

And I would say it's a mix of sweetness. A mix of sweets. We know the waffles from the Waffeleisen. Delicious, you can prove that. They have whipped cream topping on top. Hot cherries, stuff like that. And Haribo did that now, took out this, I don't know what it's called,

the white, the soft stuff, for example the fresh stuff, took the foam stuff, made waffles out of it, little waffles, so Haribo in the form of waffles, and put in this mixture some foam,

whipped cream foam, and small cherries, and then you can put on your waffles, your Haribo waffles yourself, and then put a put your own Haribo waffles on top of it. No. Double lid, red Baron. The red Baron. I always say to myself when I put my own sweet waffles on top of Haribo, I say the red Baron and then I eat them.

That's awesome. And it's really just these three things. Waffles in two different forms, the cream bun and the cherry. I've seen that before. They had stadium sausage, and then you had a bun, a sausage and then mustard and ketchup, which you could put in there. I think that's just awesome, because then you have a little occupation. That's a bit of a fun factor.

Yes, and I suggest here,, hard-fought marketing, because the waffle idea is of course infinitely scalable, because we only have the cream bun and the cherry here, and of course there are countless, infinitely many ideas. There's also Oreo, Bounty Nutella, Banana. You can also, or what I thought, maybe for you, go into the hearty waffle. Oh yes!

Cheese on the waffles. A salmon, a champignon, something autumn-like. A crusty roast. Yes, right. Roast onions. Everything you can imagine you could put in this haribo-sweet waffle mixture. I'll do my rating. The effort to create.

I found it relatively quickly. I think because it's something seasonal. It's difficult to rate. I don't know if it's still there after winter. It's already in the wintery setting. I give 6 out of 10. It's hard to evaluate. I don't know if it's still there after winter. It's already in the winter season. I give 6 out of 10. I'm holding back. I don't know how fast you can find it.

Price-performance and performance in the sense of how much material you get, how many grams. 175 grams for 1.49. I think that's the normal price for Haribo now. Sad, but true. We're at 8 out of 10. It's pretty good. It's not that expensive, 1,49,

but I was of course behind the old times. You could say that, where you could buy Haribo for less than 1 euro. I think the taste is pretty good. It's something for waffle lovers, to which I also count. Are you a waffle connoisseur? Right.

I like to go to the waffle shop and I like to buy the waffles. But it's very sweet and I think it needs a certain sour note. So here, a note to Haribo, to the salt center. Please add something fruity to the mixture. It needs more pfupf, I would say. I'm holding myself back. It's 8 out of 10 for 10 out of 10.

Something has to happen. And the sense of life is clear, 10 out of 10. It's a mix of sweets-yourself sweetener. You can prove the stuff yourself. That's fun, that's fun, that's fun on the go. That sounds good, and I'm really excited to prove my Haribo weapon. I'll do it in a second. But I also have a snack with me.

And, to be honest, Chris, he's pulling a backpack off his back. Yes, you gave me this to try, but it's a new piece. And that makes me think. Yes, I have to say, I'm, huge Bueno fan, I love it about everything. I won't introduce it to you, everyone knows that. But I was in a drugstore, and they are known for at least one chain, that there are not the usual sweets with 98% palm oil and 200,000% sugar. They do it on a well-being level,

and then the dink version, and then the healthier version. There's a human being, you can buy and spend money. Exactly, and if you have a kind of Bueno craving in the drugstore, then you're not well advised. I thought so. And then I went on the look for a pendant, I ended up in the gluten-free department. So then I have to say, I'm skeptical at first,

always very small packaging. I'm always like, the price is very high, the packaging is very small, I wonder what's going on. Especially because they use no gluten. So there is a missing ingredient, but they are still more expensive than the others. Can you explain that to me logically? Well, let's put it that way.

In any case, I found something there. You will confirm it to me. I have given away one chamber of my bar. I would never give away more, not even to you. And it's really better. It's called Melto by the brand Share. That's what people who are gluten-free are called. A very well-known gluten-free brand.

And this Kinder Bueno Pendant tastes just as good as Kinder Bueno, and the chambers with the Bueno cream are much bigger. That means you have a lot more of the awesome cream that's the best. I think with Kinder Bueno you can play with the feeling a little bit, because there is relatively best part of it. I think with Kinder Bueno you can feel that they've been a little bit off, because there's relatively little material. The waffle is thin, little cream and I think that's the point, it's relatively a lot of cream and the waffle is more

crispy. The cream tastes a little more like hazelnut, I think. That's very welcome for me. So for me, a really big tip, I want to give it to people. That's the best thing, if you don't think that something is good, because I thought, yeah,, yeah, gluten-free from the drugstore, yeah, great, that's gonna taste like a piece of cardboard. And then, sorry, then I had that, I couldn't believe it was so delicious.

And now I want to move on to my rating, Chris. Purchase effort. In every drugstore in this big chain, which is in every pub, there is one, everyone can get one, 10 out of 10. Purchasing fee 10 out of 10, of course. Price-performance, way too expensive. We have to talk about that, I already said that.

Gluten-free things, way too expensive, because of the lack of a substitute. Someone has to explain that to me first. The people who have to fight with gluten will be emptied out. It's like that, 2,85€ for three bars, that's almost 1€ per bar. Sorry, but I'm not going to take that. In brackets, I'm definitely going to take that. I've bought a few more packages right away.

But I still find it unbearable. Price-performance 4 out of 10. I can't give more. I'm critical about that. I'm honest about that. Taste, Vickina Bueno, just even better, even more cream. 10 out of 10. Very clear thing. Life is just very good. Very good. 10 out of 10, very clear. So the price is now going down, but the rest is just a smooth 10. And I say, I'm going right now, when we're done with the order, I'm going, I'm going with my backpack. And then I'll do it all.

I don't know if I'll pay, but I'll take it all with me. That's just how it is. It's really delicious, but I have to say, the fish don't get any less of it, which is what I find very thoughtful at the end of this episode. Rip at all the rumbling carp out there. All this blubbering in the ponds, in the muddy waters, in the shallow waters, that's really thoughtful.

We have to plant more mint. There will probably be a report from the NABU that you can support the local fish in winter by pouring some neocitrate into the pond. Right. There's a problem. You could use aspirin complex. But that's a problem that needs to be very highly dosed. And then unfortunately all the whales

who are deeper down, have to fight because they are also claimed by it. Although waves are known for never having a flu. But migraines, that also helps ibuprofen. Yes, right, they like to drink over a thirst. With their huge mouths. Well, Chris, it was a great pleasure again. Next Tuesday we are back here at our place

and I have to go now, I have to buy a gluten-free candy in a grocery store of my trust. Thank you for listening. Join us again next week on Tuesday, on Drinni Tuesday. There's a new episode coming, for sure. And goodbye and bye! Bye! Drinnis, the podcast from the comfort zone.