DRINNIES - Ketamin von Etsy

Episode Date: May 19, 2025

Wop bop a loo bop a lop bom bom, heute tanzen Giulia und Chris einen flotten Jive mit einem waschechten Luftikus. Wie fühlt sich das Understatement von Hamburgs mutmaßlich reichen Menschen an, wenn man freitagabends erschlagen von einem teppichgroßen Brot einen neuen Podcast aufnehmen soll? Warum muss man sich im Büro unbedingt ununterbrochen die Hände eincremen? Und wie kann ein selbstgeplottetes Pferde-Anästhetikum dabei helfen? Fragen, die nur Steffen Raab in seiner neuen Show beantworten kann. Tutti frutti!Besuche Giulia und Chris auf Instagram: @giuliabeckerdasoriginal und @chris.sommerHier findest du alle Infos und Rabatte unserer Werbepartner: linktr.ee/drinnies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Hello Chris. Hello Julia. With this music, it's okay. Hello Chris. Hello Julia. With this music, I find it very soulful. No, I'm happy to be here. But I have to say, I'm a bit... How do I put it? I'm full of food. Yes. To explain, we were just about to record.

And then we both said, no, that's not possible. We both have an empty stomach, we still have to eat something beforehand. We had nothing left in the house. Yes, the danger was that we would starve during the podcast recording. And I would say that if there was something new on the podcast market, that would maybe bring the one or the other drumsticks that this project podcast Renni's would really bring forward. But we don't want to go that far.

Maybe a show idea, starve to death or something. You always have such great ideas for the 20.15 Saturday evening slots. When I watch TV, I always think, the show could also mean, which moderator gets bored the fastest. Yes, it's really like that. But we didn't get bored when we received the food. We ordered a mini-table here and it was very good, very tasty. But we ordered a bread, it cost two euros.

I thought it would be that simple bread that's always there when you order food. Such a side dish. Turns out, it was really, first it was wrapped up like a newborn, and it was about as heavy. It was like a bundle of joy that I then held in my arms. And I thought, what is that? And then I opened it and then it rolled in.

And then I rolled it up. The bread was so big, I lied, I could have covered myself with it. so big, I'm not lying, I could have covered myself with it. At least the bottom, the legs, the feet. Yeah, it's round, it's as big as this IKEA carpet that's still in my youth room, which you also know.

With the fringes. From 2004 probably. Before Floor. Such a red, round IKEA carpet, and it's really, so in carpet size, a bread in carpet size. And I have to say, at at the moment I have to admit, I will fail at that.

I will not take up this fight, but it tasted very good. Honestly, if I could, I would eat it. It tastes so good. But it's also Friday afternoon, already evening, I have to say. So the last appointment this week. And the bread, the food, I gave it another rest. So Friday afternoon is not otherwise, already heard. So I feel like James Chamberson, the name is known to you.

Of course. Bass player colleague? The more often in Liegen, not in Liegen, often at a studio session, but he played in Liegen. You may know the anecdote with Marvin Gaye, I don't know, this album, What's Going On, there is also James Chamberson on it. This soul bassist, legendary. Legendary.

Important, great musician. You should all listen to him. And he was so popular that he obviously played in several bands at the same time. But he was actually booked by Marvin Gaye. And Marvin Gaye rented the studio. Nobody there, no bassist. Where is he? Then he talked around.

Apparently he was pushed through that James Jamerson plays in another band in the pub. Marvin Gaye went there and kidnapped him. In his Kölschband? Yes, exactly. From the Höhnern. In the Drückepieter he got up. Exactly. He was with Brings.

He had an assistant bassist at Brings. And Marvin Gaye took him off the stage, grinded him into the studio and and then James Jamison was done. He already had a seat and lay on the floor and played this album in bed. What's going on? That's awesome, right? And that's how I feel. I'd like to lie on the floor and record a podcast in bed.

But I don't think we're that good. You have to be an old master to allow us to record in bed. I have to admit, I have a chair that can be tilted backwards. I'm already half-lying, but I'm sitting. I'm not really lying. But I don't think I'd dare to lie. I'm not good enough for that,

but James Jamerson was so good in his profession, he would have probably jumped naked on the ice, on a horse, through a fireball, without problems. Yes, and I a fireball, without any problems. I have to say, I think you're lying here like a U50 company from the central region, from the Sauerland, maybe something like a screwdriver.

That's how you lie in the chair. Actually, since Thursday afternoon, four long-term employees have toterm employees on Friday morning at 11. They've only been working in the company for 27 years, but I'm sorry, unfortunately you don't have any more space. They've been working in a short-term company for 27 years. Yes, right, right. To carry on the family business.

We're all a family here, so I'll say it personally, you're not needed here anymore. And bye! And please close the glass door from the outside. Thank you. It cool to say my company is like my family, because family is not always something good. My colleagues are like my family. They treat me badly, they ignore me, they ghost me, they don't answer, they don't give me anything for my birthday. I get only complaints from them. We are like a big family. Yes, and companies want to suggest that you can't choose the company.

Because in a family you can't really choose. But a company does. But they always suggest you can't leave. No matter what you do, we're a family. You can't leave. So don't call your own, man. You're the party, you know? But we don't lie today.

Not yet, later then. But if I nod away, you have to tell me briefly. Yes, then I'll kick you in the foot. Yes, at Duke Ellington, at the big band, the great composers and big band leaders, there are recordings from the 40s, 50s, where you see in the first row with the saxophonists that one or the other is always hanging out when they have a break,

because there is a posaun solo. And then when the backgrounds come in, so if they have to play backgrounds, then you see the next man, push them on and they wake up. So probably a mixture of boredom, because they've played the pieces 3,000 times already. Exhausted by tour and probably also alcohol, I think. And probably other drugs.

It is also known that the big bands had their dealers. They had someone who, when they toured the US by bus, had to watch on site. There was no Reddit, there was no Telegram. He had to watch on site. Then he had the network everywhere, in all cities. Yes, exactly. That's sick, right?

And then he catered for the whole orchestra after the show? Probably, yes. He packed all the doubt chips, Chio chips, Haribo, the sour apple rings, the coke with and without sugar, maybe a beer if there was one left. If there had been sour apple rings, nobody would have fallen asleep in the orchestra. The onions are so nice on the tongue.

And there's another saxophonon, Serge Jalov. I just love your jazz anecdotes, Chris. Please. Chris, Chris, little jazz corner. Yes, I'm not an expert, but an enthusiast. And I hope that I'll be somehow in the switch at culture time on three sides somehow hidden.

Maybe back there, I don't know, with the Cologne Cathedral. And then somewhere, you know, at the WDR, a gate, over to, I don't know, Zurich, I don't even know where it's being produced, from Kulturzeit, that's unbelievable. Like in Zurich, somewhere there. In any case, that I could say three sentences there, that would be my dream. But you have to throw a scarf around you,

such a thin scarf. Yes, for TTT it didn't work out for familiar reasons with me, but maybe at Kulturzeit, maybe crisis still, but very loud, the baritone saxonist, for some unknown reasons didn't work out with me. But maybe during the culture crisis. But Shalov, the baritone saxophonist, played at Woody Herman's at another Big Bang. And when it was boring after a gig at the hotel room, maybe he had an off day, a so-called free day, he took the phone book,

which was there in the rooms, when you had to call someone, it was a big book, he put it on the door and with his gun, he always did shooting exercises. Also a nice room neighbor then, right? Yes, exactly. So you don't have to ask in the lobby anymore, can you wake me up in the morning?

You never sleep anyway if someone is shooting. Dude, that can happen in Savoy too. In Cologne, depending on whether you're just camping in the jungle or not. There's a lot going on there too. But with shooting is meant something else, and you'd probably have to ask Mario Bart. He knows more about it. Balalalala, don't you know the song from Eurovision?

I haven't heard it once, but I've heard it's called Ballern. Yes, I think so. But when the episode comes out, has the boot already been kicked? The boot has already been licked. Has the hammer already fallen? Has the sense already been bitten? What? Well, you already know if there were points or not.

No idea. Stefan Raab mixed himself in. I saw his show was canceled again, because surprisingly, it didn't get people that way. I'm gifting him that from the bottom of my heart if he really fails. I'm gifting him every fail from the bottom of my heart that nobody watches the stuff he's moderating. He have stayed in the sinkhole, where he disappeared.

It was for a reason. It didn't interest him at all. It was bad when he stopped. But for a reason he came back. RTL wanted to bring their streaming portal RTL Plus forward. And I heard that, I was told that the target group of the men was missing U40. And that's why Stefan Raab was brought in,

hoping that the U40 gentlemen, my bros, would join in and buy an Abo from RTL+. Unfortunately, it didn't work so far. We'll have to see if Stefan Raab will see ping-pong games somewhere on the climbing wall again. No wonder they don't come to R.T.R. Plus. They all pay 39,99 a month for The Zone, or as I say, Devin.

That's not even possible. But now that I'm talking about Stefan Rab, I realize I have a word, Chris, that's threatened by extinction, that I associate with Stefan Rab, and that I want to bring it back to the table. And the word is the term Lufticus. Maybe you've heard it before, it's something like a dream dancer,

someone who spins around in the head, who isn't really on the ground with his feet. Isn't the dream dancer an album title from Florian Silbereisen? Or from Santiano? Yes, it can be anything, but Lufticus, I haven't heard that word in a long time. I haven't heard the word luftikus in a long time. I haven't heard it in a long time. And I have to say, I miss it.

And I will, I've taken it upon myself to say it more often, I think the word luftikus still runs too far down. It's crazy. So in a sentence, Stefan Raab is a luftikus. Yes. I think it's good that you just call him Stefan. That's the name of the song. I like that you call him Stefan. That's his name. But I wanted to finish the anecdote. The baritone sectionist didn't just bang on the door.

He liked it so much that he wanted to take a broken door with holes in it as a souvenir from the tour. Then he took it out and took the tour bus with him. But the big band leader, Woody Herman, didn't like it. That he takes a the door with him. He said, if we arrive at the next place, where we play, I'll throw you out of the band. And then they arrived there. And then the baritone saxophonist, Woody Herman,

said, look, there's a river, see what's swimming there? There are the notes from me, and we don't have them anymore. And I'm the only one who knows how the pieces go. You can throw me out of here. That's really brutal. I think someone threw away the notes at Thomas Anders. You know... But he couldn't remember, you know? You know, sometimes I wonder.

We had... Pop music was then created somehow from musicals, rock'n'roll, etc. sometime in the 50s and 60s. We have Little Richard, we have these great American songbook songs. Then the Beatles came and at some point we got to this music. Hello, hello, my love I imagine Little Richard would hear this now.

What would he say about it? I would really be interested. How did we get from Tutti Frutti to this? She has it again Actually, it's also a magic, right? I mean, I'd really like to know. How did we get here from Tutti Frutti? It's actually a magic, right? A magic that's still in our society. That's still there, Giulia. That proves again that everything bad that can happen, happens in human life. I wouldn't even say that. Everything that can happen, can happen.

In all directions. I personally have never been thrown out of anywhere. But I've already quit many times. And I have to say, I've never been honest. There's the anecdote of Larry David, who was thrown out of SNL with a sketch, five minutes before the show started. And he was totally shocked. He said, he has a shitty show, he has no idea,

he's going home and on the weekend he realized, yeah, shit, I don't have a job anymore. Then his neighbor advised him, well, then just go back to work on Monday morning, do something, it wouldn't have been anything. You didn't really quit. He did that and then he continued working there. I never quit wordlessly.

I've always lied and said, I actually have another job that's bigger. Or I have an offer or something. Yes, and the headhunter has also arrived. Most of the time I have somehow misled something, but most of the time it was actually like that, that I said, hey, the payment sucks, I don't like you and you have no idea.

I would have preferred to have said, but I never did. I've always lied, a lie. Yes, because you really want to deal with it. Because I think in the moment where moment you resign or tell your employer, you've actually already finished it. And then it doesn't interest me anymore. Then I don't want to go into detail anymore. Then I've already separated myself from it internally

and I'm already on a completely different planet. And then I've basically said goodbye. So I don't even have to deal with the reasons. For me it's clear, I'm in the wrong bus. And you're still sitting like a middle-class entrepreneur in the seat, I have to say. You're actually ready to quit yourself. I'm ready to quit you, Chris.

But honestly, that was the right attitude. You hit your hands behind your head, stretched your feet a little. And now say, guys, honestly, I'm not in the mood for you anymore. You have no idea anyway, Michael. You have no idea about the tuts and blouses. You've got the wrong wheel four times now. How is that enough?

But I would... I'd like to be honest. I'd like to have self-confidence to be honest. But on the other hand, you have to say, you don't always want to hurt the feelings unnecessarily. It's not necessary to put them in the same place. Mostly not. But I think, maybe you should say, lying keeps society together. Definitely. Honesty is also overrated.

Honesty may be a virtue for some, but for me, lying is the glue that ties us together. Imagine, we wouldn't lie and keep telling each other what we think of each other. That would be a murder and a murder. Yes, those are the people who say I'm a direct person. I'm an asshole. Yes, right. You shit on the feelings of other people. Right. But I also have something positive. I have something positive with me.

I leave my arms behind my head because because it just makes me feel good. I'm in summer pose and I'll tell you what it is. It's packages that you order, where the return label is already in there. And best of all, self-adhesive. There's nothing better. I don't want to show a QR code at the post office. I don't want to print anything at all. So I can't want to print anything at all.

I can't do anything with that. My printer never works. It never worked, it will never work. I don't want that. Who prints anything at all? I don't want to do anything with it. The label should be there. I want to stick it on and then have my peace.

Yes, a wonderful feeling when you can take off this yellow-brown foil from the label and stick it on nicely. And then I see that the edges are nice on the old label, that nothing will be wrong with the computer in the post office. Because I always think, if the barcode is still shining through a bit, oh shit, then the package comes back to me. And what then? I always think that with my suitcase,

when there are still stickers of other wings on it with barcodes. Then I always think, now he's going to be sent to Taipei in the suitcase, because they scan old code. But nothing has ever happened so far. Yes, I always have the feeling that I have to work with it and I don't want people to print out anything in the package shop.

They shouldn't do any work. I don't think they pay for this. I don't know, I'm not up to date anymore. But I don't want them to have any effort and that I can buy my Snickers and a Cola Zero so that they can make some money. And what I don't want either is to print it out myself and then glue it with a brown package tape

where half of the barcode on, because I can't get it to stick properly. And then it looks messy, and I think, what happens if it gets wet? The raw paper, the parchment, it gets wet, the barcode dissolves and my package disappears somewhere, and will probably be seen in a Cable 1 reportage, where unassailable packages are being auctioned.

Yes, and where there's always just trash in it, just like the suitcases at the airport that are being auctioned. Because of course all employees, before this auction takes place, open the suitcase and see if there's anything valuable in it. Take out the valuable things and then auction all the junk. So if you want to buy used underpants, that's not valuable. Take out the valuable stuff and then put all the junk in there. So if you want to buy used underwear, you can go there and buy a junket for 100€.

But of course there's nothing valuable in there. Let's be honest, if I were to work there, in the cargo bay, what would I, the luggage that's left there, be able to force through, if there's a Dyson Airwrap in there? Can't you tell me that Zoll isn't pulling out the tablets, right? Of course!

Pulling out the tablets and showing them on smaller screens. That's true! Without evidence, behind the tax, it will never reach the target. Never. Nobody knows what was in the suitcases. How do you know what's missing? Of course, that's the perfect crime.

I'm actually in the mood to work in the freight train at the airport. Günter Waller-Fran has to dress up as a suitcase, check in... Undercover suitcase. ...and do a self-check-in, glue the suitcase on itself and see how it works. I'm a genius.

Two or three people helped me to glue really put up this label on it. That was pretty embarrassing. But Günther Walrath, you have to check yourself. Economy. Do you think he would rather dress up as Samsonite or as a remover? Günther Walrath would probably rather be a hamster. He would rather do it on the national level. He would rather be an old, worn Samsonite from 2004.

But in reality, he is he's the real estate guy. I say Günther Walrath checks himself as a red airbrush case from the FC shop. Merchandise, FC shop, one, not to be missed at Cologne-Bonn Airport. Or as North Face Duffel Bag. These rounds where I always think, I had this one in small,

and that was the most impractical ever. I imagined wearing it as a backpack, and it was super uncomfortable, so I never wore it as a backpack. But as a travel bag, it was too small, it was totally random, just the bag. I wanted to say, you'd have to fly to Bali, but that doesn't fit, because Bali is now Rimowa.

So we have to look, probably Duffelback will no longer be checked, will be carried on the back, as if it were a backpack in hand luggage size and smuggled past the gate. So you have to assume that Günter Walraff wants to check in, but is prevented from doing so, is smuggled into the luggage compartment, there he flies then... In the luggage compartment upstairs.

There he flies to Helsinki, thinks he has to go to the transit area, but is not right, he has to go back to Cologne Bonn. It doesn't go further for him to Helsinki, he has to go back. Oh man, Günni. But I really want to see Günter Weirauf in the luggage compartment now. Under the seat or above the seat? Where would he sit? Under the seat, because the person who took him with them said, I'll wait until we all get in and I'll go in at the end.

Then panicked in the overhead compartments, no more space. Yeah, I got that. No more space, then the flight attendant came in, dusted back and forth, shit, no more space, then they have to do it under the seat. Yes. But under the seat is a dog. From the person in front. And Frank Thelen.

We can't talk about that. We can't talk about that. And I heard something from Switzerland where there is a high-rise apartment and next to it is a micro or a coop. I don't know anymore. Big supermarket. And people have been taking the shopping carts

for decades in this big high-rise apartment and driving straight home. Yeah, cool. And of course they bring them back, because you need the shopping carts on site. So you drive them back and forth like that. And that worked out well for decades until now the supermarket said,

no, we're not in the mood anymore, because then another one disappears. And we don't want them to be removed, that's not planned. And now they have a magnetic barrier at the end of the area, at the border of the supermarkets, and put it under the bandage. Is that a self-propelled gun or what? Yes, what? But the shopping carts are so equipped that they notice

when they drive over this barrier and then the brake grabs, they block. It's like a footrest for shopping carts. They put in the chains of the free market economy of capitalism and it's up to us to free them now. What? That's totally expensive to do that. That's a thousand times more expensive than losing 20 shopping carts every five years. Julia, the supermarket rules. That doesn't exist.

I've now bought shopping cart chips now, in a large amount, because I always lose them. I never have an euro with me, but I have a lot of these plastic things. And I think I'll take my shopping cart chip bag and tomorrow, Saturday morning, on the biggest river I can find in the Cologne area, and I'll go and free the shopping carts. I'll free them all, I'll put them all on the parking lot,

and everyone will be happy. You're free! That would be really funny, even if you start to spread your shopping cart chips. You could also individualize them a little, with your face on it. The shopping cart chip king. Airbrush.

And then you could spread them all over the nation so that somewhere then at some point the listeners will find one. And those who first found the shopping cart chip from the shopping cart king Christo, they then get an shopping cart gift. Yes. Which I stole. Which Yes, the one I stole. The one you stole.

The one I stole. I borrowed it. So, another topic, Chris, I have an introvert tip. I'll do it briefly, I have an introvert tip with me. We have for a long time, I think this was our first section ever, an introvert tip. We haven't brought an introvert tip for a long time. Tips for and from Drini's. We got one sent by Sarah and that's why I want to ask you to play the jingle.

Introvert Tip is coming now. I'd love to. Introvert Tip Sarah gave us a tip and it's about your bosses not getting the memo that you haven't been shaking your hand for a long time. And what he does is come morning he comes to the office, goes to all the offices and shakes hands with every single employee. No.

Yes. And Sarah has the following tip. She writes, my colleague always says, I just creamed my hands and, sorry, lifts both hands into the air. That usually works very well and only sometimes you just have to buy a fist check. But that's only a 5 out of 10 on the scale,

compared to the hands of a 10 out of 10. A win is a win. That's interesting, isn't it? It feels insanely distanced when only the bones of strangers touch each other, than the palms. The soft, fat-soaked palms, and maybe also fatty surfaces.

It could be, but that's a very good trick. But I imagine the colleague has stretched her hands like a police officer and then justifies herself in front of the boss. Who then claps with everyone and then leans back into his

medium-sized office chair. Especially if they have really well-creamed hands. If they cream their hands every morning at the same time, I admire people who regularly cream their hands. I always have dry hands and think, how can that be? I haven't creamed my hands in 43 months. I think it's probably just the claim that the hands are just creamed. There are people who cream their hands all the time, I think it's probably just the claim that she has creamed her hands. Yes, that's right.

There are people who creame their hands all the time, but it's probably just a claim. But you have to be careful. From time to time you have to prove to the boss what a creamed hand means. That means you have to take a nice horse salve, something like that, milk fat, creame your hands and then forget that you creamed your hands. Hands, shoulders and then oh sorry sorry, creamed my hair. Yeah, because it could be, because she said sometimes she has to still take a fist check in stock, that she then notices

when she gives the fist check and then the boss suddenly notices already at the knuckles, that's as rough as rubble paper. Something can't be wrong, nothing is creamed in there. I have to say, that I find myself shockingly shocked that certain social processes, like shaking hands, are so deep inside me, that I even last time in a hospital shook hands with a person I knew,

where I think that's the last place where you can actually shake hands from hygiene. You can kiss me right away, Kost. Really. But I have to say, I think that's the last place where you can actually rinse your hands with hygiene. You can kiss them with your tongue. But I have to say, I'm sometimes the hand-giving person, and that's an automatism. But sometimes I also experience it in the opposite direction, where someone reaches my hand and I don't feel like it.

It's the maximum double-moral, when it comes to shaking hands. Yes, I understand. You internalized shaking hands, I'd say. But we all have that. I sometimes do things where I'd say, that would be totally unpleasant if someone would do that with me. Simply out of reflex, because I learned it that way.

You have to relearn all these social norms. That's important, people. Relearn the social norms, they're not all very crumpled up there. I think now 2025 is the time and me to bring back this elbow check again, you know, from the pandemic. Or the foot check, where you're like doing a short pass game.

Why not even knee check? Knee check, that hurts me. Then I'll let a knee disc bounce, that's embarrassing to me when it cracks. We're in the old age now, that hurts. You, it hurts. It's been hurting me for some time now. But that's a different topic. I saw a documentary, Hamburg for Riches. I was asked to write it down and I thought,

I have to click on it. Was it about family blog? No, no, no. But it's about the direction. It was accompanied by different industries, how they handle rich people. And it was about a hotel, a luxury hotel, seven, three quarters stars.

Grand Elysée? No, I don't know. I don't want to say the name. I know the name, but I don't want to say it. Otherwise you'd have to kill me. Exactly. And there was a rich man, and of middle age, and he said, I'm looking for a suite. And he got a suite from a hotel employee.

And it was a really cool suite, with an all-star view, I think. Really, really cool. And new, and the finest of the finest. And then at a certain point he enjoyed the view and inhaled a little of the ambiance. And he felt so comfortable. He said he was here because he had water damage,

so he moved in for several weeks. And what he likes about this suite is the understatement. Then I thought, wait a minute, understatement. I'm looking at what it costs. When Hamburgers say understatement. And I looked at what the suite costs per night. 9,000 euros, that's understatement. Yes, and I looked at it and thought, what does the suite cost per night? 9000 euros. That's understatement. You're a rascal!

I think it's nice of you to say that you're a reasonably rich man. No, a millionaire. What's rich in the heart, that's clear. A rich, a really good person, a good person who cares about his family, a reasonably rich millionaire, maybe a billionaire, you never know.

Hamburg is really the city of millionaires and billionaires. But it has a different side effect. I find that very exciting. It always seems so left-wing and alternative, but in reality there are a lot of very rich people. I find that exciting. It is like that. And then a private shopper was accompanied.

Do you know that in these shopping malls? Of course I know that. I have a private shopper was accompanied. You know that in those shopping malls? Of course I know that. I have a private shopper, Chris. That's a person in a hardware store, in a caravagia store, I don't remember the name. Alsterhaus. Yes, I think that was it. And then he put together things for you in the order. It was about clothes.

You can definitely do that for other things. Where you say, I have the size and so on, and the size, and of course you measure it, and then the wardrobe is put together for your taste. And then you go to the separé and you can try something and drink champagne, like champagne, of course. And I noticed that this is the inside concept. The private shopper is the inside concept of being asked

in the clothing store, can I help you? That's the superlative of it, the maximum improvement. The whole day, the 8-hour version of it. I'm on the road in a clothing store, not so often, I have to say, but when I'm there, I try to get the person out of the way who could ask, how can I help you? I don't want that. I don't want to get into this conversation.

In the end, I stand in the dressing room and I'm being measured. Horrible, I don't want that. But that's the increase in the term, a private shopper. But now, I want to ask something. If I go into the Alsterhaus and I want to buy something to wear, there are also advisors on the free loading area who help you. If I just take one person from them

in demand and say, that's great, can you recommend me something else? Can you do it again now? And then for hours, always further and further and further, and then go to change clothes with that one and then drink water, then it's the same.

Yes, you just have to get into separate. Maybe you have to buy a small tent in the outdoor department. A cashew tent. Exactly, that you put up a pavignon a plastic thing. A beer bank. Exactly, where you put up the thing when the Spusie comes.

As we know it from the Scandinavian crime movies. When the Spusie comes and the body is lying there for three days. It's being examined but luckily it's still cold outside. and then the body lies there for three days. Yes. It's examined, but luckily it's still cold outside. That means it can still lie outside for at least two days. Bofors quality. Exactly.

And you can build up a separate one spontaneously? I can build it up myself. And the advisors do nothing else than the advisors in the separatism. The difference is that you're alone with them and have a champagne. But I don't need champagne. I can also take a bottle of Hugo in my handbag and unpack my dice. I noticed something else. People like to be impressed with culinary.

In the hotel it was about a hotel guest coming, who is expected there, not the other kind of family father, but another person who is not there yet, the room is being prepared. And a small cake is placed as a gift, with a Chanel logo on it. And then it says, the person who's coming here, the guest, is a Chanel fan. Where I think, is that so cool? Then just a logo on a cake, because the person likes Chanel?

So when you're an FC Bayern Munich fan, is there a FC Bayern logo on it? Is that really so glamorous? Does that have to be? So for me, it would be a hot or a scum cake. Robert Geyst, the Indigo star. Julia Becker has been watching the Geysts for years. Yeah, I don't know.

What kind of cake would you get if you were invited? I think Benjamin Blümchen, but because it's a Benjamin Blümchen cake. No, you get a Benjamin Blümchen cake because you're a fan of it. But not the original one, but a fancy one. They give you a cake from the Alsterhaus, and then they put a Benjamin Blümchen cake on top of it, because I'm a fan of Benjamin Blümchen. Yes, that's a Charlie, buy my Inception cake.

I don't often go to the world of luxury, but recently I got into a hotel, I mean a better hotel. It was somewhere else, but it was really nice. And something happened to me, so I really switched off again. I was at breakfast and I ordered a coffee, a cappuccino with oat milk, of course,

because I'm lactose intolerant. That's just a little information for all listeners who are interested. And he asked me what I wanted to drink. And I said I would like a cappuccino with lactose-free milk. And then I got it and said thank you. And then this person said to me, nothing to thank, we have to thank for your visit.

And I have to say, that's what I felt. That was no longer believable. I lost my trust, I didn't believe him anymore. Before that, everything was credible. The kindness, the friendliness, it seemed authentic. But at that point, we have to thank you for your visit, he lost me. I didn't trust him anymore.

We have a bit too friendly now, right? It's practically like when I quit. When I say, you are really good people, good bosses, family fathers, good millionaires, I love you all, but unfortunately a big project is waiting for me. And please don't have any doubts about you. You're great, you have a clue. Then you have to say, somewhere is a point that is enough,

where it's a bit too much. Right. But that on the edge, I just wanted to spread that out from my little trip into the world of luxury. May I invite you to a section? With pleasure. The one called, Kept Out. With pleasure, Chris.

No thanks. We thank you for your hospitality. Kept Out. That doesn't belong here. I have a case from Switzerland. Unfortunately, things are also being taken away from I have a case from Switzerland. Unfortunately, things are also kicked out in Switzerland. Judy Hui I say that.

And unfortunately, they are not shopping carts, because you can bring them back. They have a value for the people. Here it's about real crime. But why are you doing this, young man? Crime doesn't pay. And I think it's reaching a limit somewhere. The headline is drugs in the three-digit-kilogram area

deported to Rastet. Several people sent me, I became very excited. In Rastet, Grauholz Süd, which is near Bern, several bags were deported in March. These contain ketamine and cellulose in the three-digit-kilogram range.

What? So over 100 kilos of ketamine and cellulose. And you don't even know what's going on there. Deposed, at the rastet, kicked out, lovingly disposed of. Who does that? Please. Cellulose?

Isn't that in leaves? Isn't that from the photosynthesis that's happening in leaves? Anna phase, telophase? I think so. I know for private reasons that cellulose is also used in paper production. Do they also have a semipermeable membrane? I don't know.

But with paper and paper you are big when you have cellulose in the three-step range. So you can now, of course, guess who it was, point to the police, maybe someone who really makes paper as a hobby, hand lettering, from the hand lettering scene, but says it stresses me so much to always make new paper myself, because I'm somehow, I don't know, maybe thread wiper-ed, that I just need something to come down,

a little bit looser, a kidney bean, so. Yes, ketamine. Or so that I can produce more work per day. So ketamine, TreadWive, which is really ambitious and says I want to at least get a good mountain bible a day. Yes, so if you have to print out your self-printed package labels, that you take a bit of ketamine. Yes. But ketamine is also from the veterinary field, I think. Yes.

It's like horse medicine, where it's known as horse drug. Yes, exactly. Maybe someone said, well, cellulose, do I have to put it on as a blanket? Maybe put it a little bit in front of it. The bags of cellulose were were standing right in front of it. And behind it, you know, behind the playground at the Raststätte,

where there are no more garbage cans, already on the edge of the forest, the ketamine bags were standing, because there, of course, we all know, in the Rauhmbären, is the last wild horse herd. And someone just wanted to do something good to the wild horses and put ketamine in them something good to the wild horses and put ketamine in them.

Yes, the wild havers of Berner Oberland. Yes, exactly. Yes, I mean, it's close. Yes, and maybe he also bound the horses with the cellulose books, horse books, by Bibi and Tina, band 1 to 240, that lights up. Or do you know what it was? The classic Raststettenvergesser. Do you know that? The Raststätte forgot his wallet.

Forgotten child, forgotten dog. On the car roof and then you drive off and that flies through the area. That's how it was. They just went in for a moment. Tank and Rast, Surways, then Sunnyfair. Sunnyfair, right. Still got a bong. Wanted a Sunnyfair ticket.

Mr. Tomriegel got it for 1,50. Bifi Roll. Bifi Roll and then back to the car. Ketamine, shortly on the car roof. Car locked up, put in, was distracted, called, closed the door, drove off on the A4 and forgot the stuff back there on the bus stop. Yes, that's how it was. And the trucker meeting asked themselves, forgotten. That's how it's been. And the trucker's meeting, they asked,

what's going on there? They went there, thought, with my 40 tons, I could take it with me. Better not. Let's ask the police. And then the police took it with them. They asked why we were auctioning it. At the next box auction. No, we did it ourselves. It disappeared.

Nobody knows what was there. Nobody knows what's still there. It's just gone. Right. Maybe it was in the four- position-kilogram range. We don't know how many employees already had a go at it before. Yes, right. Maybe it was just a very, very small dealer who said,

okay, I have 700 kilos of ketamine here now. Almost a ton. And that it doesn't get noticeable, I'll just load 700 kilos of ketamine here. Almost a ton. And to make it not obvious, I'll just take 150 kilos of ketamine. A bit like a police officer giving you an indication that you're calm and not looking for yourself.

Chris, that's very clear. The tire pressure. The tire pressure. That was too much. The car was overloaded. The VW Polo was already tilted backwards. 150 kg had to be let out. The tires didn't have the specified... How many bars are there? 7.5? I don't know. I don't know anymore either.

Patrick family, 21st century. You want to go to Stessin. God has closed the tunnel. You have to evade via the San Bernardino pass. Shit, we can't get up there with the Volvo V40. Judith had to take the sewing machine with her on vacation. It's not necessary. You don't have to plop on vacation. Yes.

You don't have to... You don't have to plop on a hot bottle... Hot bottle... Hot... You know, hot bottle... No, baggy shirts, coverings, ...plottens... And you mean the Kleenex-packing for this carton-packing? For Edzi!

Man Judith, we get the 1000m height, we get this high, okay, what do we do? Then we have to leave the ketamine here. Then we have to leave the ketamine, if we don't get the sewing machine out. Basco! Now I'm leave the ketamine here. Then we have to leave the ketamine here. If we don't get the sewing machine out... Pascal! Now I'm loading ketamine! No more opacrum!

Pascal! It's all... And the fucking sewing machine has to go and the ketamine has to go out. Yes. Oh god. I can't take it anymore. But that's how it is solved, right? So police, Bern, doesn't have to keep searching.

We just have to set up a Bernardino pass and see who comes back. The question is, can Judith even plot in blood without ketamine or not? How good are the things on Etsy? But that's also clear why Cellulose was there. Because Judith doesn't just plot, she also makes paper herself and sells on Etsy, in the end. But that's also clear why Zellulose was there. Because Judith doesn't just plot, she also makes paper herself and sells it on Etsy. You know, nice paper, self-made paper for...

Paper-jury! For birthday cards and all other things in life. She made her own book. I can't anymore. Yes, but that will be. Yes, that will be. But we solved a case.

So you can say, we put a stamp on it, we put it in the archive, we go down to the archive, open the heavy metal door, we put it in. It's a very long, long thing. We have to shoot it in the car. Okay, we have to stop. I have to go to Etsy, Chris.

I have to see what's going on in the plotting scene. You know, when I was a kid I always thought that in the roof rack there were all kinds of corpses in there. I always thought that would be a corpse cart. I still think that. People who have a roof rack, that's not right for me. I don't know if I've ever fooled anyone. You know, a funny cousin or something. But somewhere I've it and I really believed in it for a very long time.

That dead people everywhere can't overtake me with 180 on the A1 at the Höhe Kölligen. Everyone had this one male friend, two or three years older than you, who told you a nasty, ugly lie, that he knew you couldn't sleep after. And I was in Nutella as pig blood. And I believed that for years as a child, that I didn't eat that stuff because I was scared. Yeah, and today they're back in the office school

in a medium-sized company in Sauerland. And they're plodding at home. Okay, I have to stop now, Chris. I can't take it anymore. My stomach hurts already. It was very nice, Julia. Yes. I'm going back to the giant bread we still have. It should be two or three meters big. You're a real luffdicus, I want to tell you that. Sorry that I didn't use the term,

but I'll tattoo it on your arm. In the fractal script. In the fractal script, good. Then we'll see you next week with your fracture tattoo. I'm looking forward to it. but I'll tattoo him on his arm. In the fractureship. In the fractureship, good. See you next week with your fracture tattoo. I'm looking forward to it. Luftikus. Luftikus, cool.

No, on one arm, Lufti on the other. Like Pusheedo with electric ghetto. Is it electro or electric? I think electro ghetto. Anyway, Chris, I wish you a nice week, I wish our listeners a nice week. See you next Tuesday at Dreni's Tuesday. Thank you for listening, goodbye and bye!

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