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This is a new episode of Drenys. We hope you're doing well and I hope you're a little more awake than I am. And if not, it's okay if you're still lying in your dolls. No, how do you say that? You say you stayed awake until you got into your dolls, right? I didn't understand what that meant, until you got into your dolls. Well, we're very early in the morning. I don't want to say how early, but I think we've never recorded a podcast this early. Way too early. And at the end of the episode we can judge whether it was a good idea or a bad idea.

It's clearly Trini's birthday today, it's another day where we can say at the end of the day, it's another day in the history. I still have my eyes closed. What many people don't know, I sleep with my eyes open at night, but during the day I close them. Because at some point my eyes have to rest. Yes, you learned from Navy Seals to sleep at night with open eyes

so that you can see in your sleep when the enemy comes. But if you go to the bathroom at night and have to turn on the light you want to continue to suggest your body to sleep because if you come back from the bathroom you want to sleep right back. That means you sleep with open eyes

but if you go to the bathroom, you're like all of us. You close your eyes, walk through the toilet, go to the toilet and try to act like you're actually a living mummy. Yes, I often sleep on the toilet too. Yes, and I can say I'm fine now. So I'm a little sleepy,

but I'm in a good mood. Because I have to say, I had a good dream, not this night, but I think yesterday or the day before yesterday I dreamed that we, Julia, that we were guests at Zimmerfrei. There's no more shows like that. No, there's no more shows like that. And I don't know how I got to that. In a dream, things are being called that you can't control.

And Temerfreie was a show on the WDR, a talk show with comedy and game elements, directed by Götz Alsmann, a funny musician, and Christine, what was her name again? Westermann. Exactly, a person who took the quiet role there, besides the somewhat flippant Götz Alsmann, with the steep hairstyle.

Yes, Götz Aasman always had two or three Kölschs in him, I have to say that too. He always had a slight sitting and Christine Wesserman was always the reasonable part, who doesn't find a joke that funny because it's over the top. Götz Aasman was always loose from the hip. The two of them, that was a strange duo, you could say. I don't know from which angle it came from. I don't have a big connection to this show. I never watched it. It was before my time.

Anyway, we were both guests. And that's the unique thing. I've already seen us on stage. And from two perspectives. From my perspective, but also from the TV perspective. So also from the camera perspective. And I know the show started. and from two perspectives, mine and the way it looks on TV. So also from the camera perspective. And I know the show started, there was this music, then it all went hello, but then there was dead silence.

There was dead silence in the studio and the two of them didn't say anything. Christoph, that wasn't a dream. I looked at you, you didn't say anything either. I think you have a certain fear of not being able to perform. That it doesn't go on. But I performed and I dreamed of a joke. I don't know if you've had that too, that you dreamed of a joke.

I dreamed of a joke and it's up to you to decide if the joke is good. I then took the situation on stage. I noticed that the audience finds it weird. I thought I have to make a joke to somehow get into this weird situation and then I made an extra bad joke. So I also thought, now I'm making a bad joke. There was a water, we got a water glass of water

and then you hold on to that in a talk show. For safety reasons you hold on to it, because you don't have it otherwise. You're in a free fall. And then I took a sip and said, ah, that was wonderful, now you just have to hope that the water doesn't get thick. Dead silence. What kind of a shitty gag is that? Yes, I tried to make a bad joke with announcements,

but then of course it didn't work out on a meter either. So it's total horror crap here. What kind of a shitty gag was that? Yeah, but what can you do? And then it went on. Then it was about being room-free, the trick to go a bit on a sensitive thing. On a sensitive track.

In between came funny, really hulky games. So consciously, so glamorous too. Which can also be funny, if you put on a funny hat and then have to do something with your eyes. But there was this emotional moment. In my memory, at least in my dream, there was a round... What's it called? A Rondell-Stair?

No, what's it called? A Vendel-Stair. Thanks, a Vendel-Stair. A Rondell-Stair. Also a good name. A Vendel-Stair, which is so very narrow, of course also from the studio, and a room was set up upstairs, which to present the inner life of the guest. That was the case back then.

Oh really? Yes, or a childhood memory. Actually, the question is, what would you guess your former self, your child self, as a room? And we sat there and we waited for the two moderators and then I whispered to you, I don't know, they did something. I said, shit, I still have the clothes from the Wärtschdorf. Because I dreamed that I was wearing dad's clothes

right before the show. In the C-Studios. Right, that I somehow brought something away there and somehow, you know, this one jogging pants that a little bit... Yes, yes. And then throw everything in the eight. Exactly, and that one gray T-shirt that you can't wear anymore. But for the Wärtschdorf, the old oil, the apple vinegar, is enough for you.

The thing Elton wears in his shows. That's my gag-tru. I know. But that has to be established. Elton always looks like, it was your observation, as if he was going to the workshop. That's what his career is based on. He always wears simple shirts and jeans,

which I don't think is bad. But women should never do that. He always wears simple t-shirts and jeans, which I don't think is bad, but women should never do that. They wouldn't be invited back. Next to it is Iris Bärben, who is the guest in a mega evening dress, with smoky eyes. And I mean, at Bernhard Hoekke

and Elton Reich something else is enough. And well, that was my dream, and then I woke up. Not the unpleasant gag that woke me up, but that I had on my pants. Oh, your pants. I had a dream tonight. I was so happy, and you know when you wake up

and you're really sad because you realize it was just a dream. I had a dream last night, I was at Baris Führer's. Honestly, I have to say, I dream, well, you always dream, but I only know the bad dreams, the horror stories. Really? That's why I'm always happy when I wake up, but I only remember the bad dreams, the horror stories. Really? That's why I'm always happy when I wake up. I often remember a lot of details.

Tonight was another night. I was at Baris Ferraras. I've already said my dreams are very, very detailed. It's actually crazy what happens sometimes. I was at Baris Ferraras and I had a sculpture that hung on the wall, it was huge and black, and it was with a bat and looked totally vampire-like. I found it on my father's memory, although he doesn't have any memory.

Anyway, it was from my dead grandfather. And I asked, can I have it? And he said yes. Then I took it home and hung it over my bed. And then I realized, it doesn't fit me at all. That's disgusting. I thought, what do I do with it? I go to Bar's Fours, I went there,

and the expert who did the expertise of this piece was Detlef Kümmel, our friend from Lüdenscheid. And Detlef Kümmel examined it and turned it around, this huge part, and it was signed on the back. And I even dreamed of the name of the artist who made this ugly sculpture. He said it was a bronze, but a black bronze. Yes.

And the artist's name was Pietro Pandera. And he signed P. Pandera. He ripped it in the back. I even saw it, the punze, so to speak. So there's an artist? No, there's not. I dreamed of him. That's my own invention in my dream. But good name, right?

And then I said, oh, I did that, I'd like to know him. People do that a lot too, like, oh, yes. Or the reaction to it, if you've already googled everything and then got surprised. That would be me. And then they say,

I'd like 500 euros. And then they say, I estimate that to 10,000 to 15,000 euros. And then very surprised, what? I would never have expected that. Of course, you've already googled it three times. Or the case is, when Horst asks, what would you like for the bronze? Then someone says, I would like 720 to 830 euros.

And then Detlef says, I've also researched it, I'm coming up with an expertise price of 27 to 830 euros. Then of course someone googled it at home. You'd be for the first stone if you hadn't googled it at home. I think it's also cool how angry Horst Richter is when the person dares to make a wish that's high. Then he's so upset because he just wants everyone to say I'd like to have 50 euros for it or 3 euros

and in the end he gets 24,000. Then he's crying and then he's crying again and then he does it again as if he's crying, then he says, I have to cry now, I have to run out of the picture. Yes, because he can't do anything good. If someone comes and says, oh, I bought that for one euro, if that brings 20 euros, then I'm satisfied. And then, of course, if someone says, I would like 15,000 euros, then Horst cannot come, St. Horst, and say,

man, do something, darling, do something for you." -"Now I have to push you." Yes, of course, Horst wants to get the 15 euros at the best bar, that would be his own money. He always wants to get the emotions out. That would be America, if someone says, I'd like for this bronze from Pietro Pascal... No, what's his name?

Pietro Pandera, hello? Pietro Pandera. How are you? Pietro Pandera. If you said, I would like to have 20,000, in UNO you would always say, yes girl, go girl, yes queen, or what? Slay! Slay!

Boss says, oh wow, that's a lot of wood. Exactly. But honestly, oh wow, that's a lot of wood. Exactly, but honestly, from the Swiss comment, I have to say, I like the demo more. The demo, that's a played demo, Horst Liecht, you know how much he earns per show, for him that's not a lot of money at all. Yes, yes, well, you never know. He's always like, oh, that's a lot of money. Is that really a lot of money, Horst?

Show us your horny calculation, your money for standing there and saying, sister, what have you brought with you? It's also awesome, he always asks, where are you from? And the person says, I'm from Hückelhoven, at the Oder. And he says, nice spot. Hüstad Hückelhoven always makes his wife, Hückelhoven, different again. And he just says, nice spot.

And then he quickly moves on, because he doesn't know the place, of course. He just says to every place, great spot. I think so too, you have a Baris Vararis phase again, and I sometimes watch it and it also explains why you dream about it. In contrast to me, dreams are often linked to what else is going on in your life. I think that's pretty nice. You can let the day pass by. Something from the 90s comes to me, which I've never seen anyway.

But honestly, I see the potential that there's a bit of flirting with what Horst does. You could also do a bit of, I don't know, just make it nicer. Yes, I think so too. Or more interesting.

Both. It's all very superficial. And it's... So what he does... I don't want to go too far, but I just want to put the thesis in space. or more interesting, both. It's all very superficial. And it's... So what he does... I don't want to go too far, but I just want to put the thesis in the room. It's the best paid, easiest job in television in Germany.

He really doesn't have to do much, except say, hello, where are you from, what's your name? This is Dr. Heideritz, the Pazable. What else did you bring? That's it. And the expertise, that's interesting. What the dealers do is also sometimes interesting. I see there is potential for improvement.

Unquestionably, if someone wants feedback. I think someone is listening, Chris. I also think, to be honest, that you should replace Horst Lichter. I think Horst has now made enough money. He can now put that aside. He can buy 84,000 old-timers from him and butter for his beard. But you, I think you also have this Swiss politeness,

this formality that it needs. A certain consistency that I have in my day. But also a certain humor that somehow, I don't know, I also find, I notice very quickly when things are played and I think he doesn't do it so well to hide that he plays them. But if you read the comments on YouTube, which I do, because I watch a lot of stuff on YouTube. The people are excited, they say, Horst is such a warm person.

And I think to myself, people, look closely. Now I have to break my lance for a moderator colleague and my predecessor. I mean, he moderates the stuff. I don't know what the pattern is. How many shows a day do they probably do? So it's cut together, I don't know. There will be 12 shows a day, from morning to evening, from 8 a.m.

I mean, it's not as easy as you say. I think it's harder than we think, but easier than we might assume. I would only prove it. I don't think so. Before I prove the opposite, I think it's harder than we think, but easier than we might assume. I'd like to prove it first. I don't think so. Before I prove it to someone, I'm firmly convinced that it's the easiest and best paid job in German television.

Yes, I'd make it a little more wholesome, I think. Not a playful friendliness, but a real friendliness. Also a little humor. And honestly, a real fineness. And the first thing I... I honestly, a real fineness. And the first thing I... I'm taking the office with me. And the first thing I would do at the office introduction is...

I've seen what you felt... At the state stage. At the inauguration. At the military parade through the Puhlheimer Wallswerk. In front of the main street. Military parade in Puhleheim. Exactly. The first thing I would do, I saw when you were watching,

with great joy we took to Kentis, you too, that the expertise prices are now being displayed regularly. Right. When the people who sell in the dealer's room see. It was great that we used it. The third nacho slit, the expertise. We have already achieved so much with this podcast. The right people are listening.

They are at the right place and they take it to heart. And that, my dear sir, is what makes me happy. We can really move something here. And that's a good thing. Because it was always difficult to remember what kind of expertise was appreciated. And in the end, the show plays with expectations. Will this prize be exceeded? Hopefully.

Hopefully the expertise is fulfilled. And now the first thing to introduce is to speak out a ban and with a warning finger towards the dealer in the room. And often it is asked, if they tap a little in the dark, sometimes they don't tap in the dark, but with their requests quite right for the object. At some point someone comes and asks, say, what is the expertise prize?

What is the expertise for this? I say, who is that? Valdi does that. Yes, and I think that must be forbidden. You want to see as a viewer how the merchants tap in the dark. And what is the piece worth to you? Not what is worth it, but what is worth it to you? Exactly, it's the start-off feeling. You want to feel the commissar worth it, but what is worth it to them. Exactly, it's the Tartor feeling. You want to feel superior to the commissioners,

because you've already seen, at 20.15, who are the perpetrators. And you want to watch for 90 minutes how the commissioners are stupidly in the dark. And in the end, the DNA test comes. And that's exactly what you want to see. Only in the end you can reveal what the expertise was. I also think that Walli always breaks it with his art. He's just a thrift dealer, the others we sometimes really have expertise. And I think he's also screwed with his 80 euros, that's already slipped out anyway.

But then on a 12,000 euro courier then offer 80 euros. And then at the latest at 600, no matter what it's about, he's always out because he doesn't have any money. The others at least have money because they do it professionally. Walli, except for Eifel, I don't know what he has with the money. I think that's a tax-summoner. Now stop it! That's a thesis from me, I don't want to interrupt him, but actually I do. Satire, otherwise we have a problem here.

Otherwise we have a problem here. It's Satire, I don't want a problem with doctor-prosecutor jokes. But I think if Walli can sit here, I could sit there too. I sometimes buy stuff on eBay. And show it on eBay. I'd like to put it in a more neutral way. A format has to benefit from the protagonist. And not only the protagonists should benefit from a format.

That's my point here. And I've made it clear here. And no more questions should be asked. Thank you very much. You know, Julia, you're messing with my career. First you say, successor, I really feel flattered that you're doing this for me, although I think you can do it. Every person who listens to this podcast can do it too.

Say hello, ask how it's going, where she's from, and then say, Heide, make a price. I don't think it's that difficult. And I have to say, hey, make a price. I think it's not that difficult. And I have to say, every time I'm on the road, I think, when I see a white small transporter, it's my first association, eBay Kleinanzeigen, people who get something. Because they... Yes, exactly. And I think there could be treasures in there

that could be offered at Barres for Bares. Because for me, these white transporters, that you like to drive around on Saturdays, that's eBay Klein-Einzeigen Milieu for me. These are people you can book for a short time when you have to somehow have a basement cleared. We have also helped to clear a basement after a flood and then it went very quickly.

I've never seen that before. Five minutes later someone was there who unquestionably asked this black trash. Unquestionably? It's already asked, but he didn't ask what's in those black trash bags. And we also didn't ask where he's going with it. Exactly. And I think, if you've ever been more active on small ads, everyone knows that this is basically the darknet of the little man. Or not even the darknet of the little man. Or not even dark net.

My thesis is that there is everything on eBay Kleinanzeigen, which is also available on the dark net. You just have to know the right codes. No advertising is paid by eBay Kleinanzeigen. It only means Kleinanzeigen. Just like people search for drugs on Reddit and say, does anyone have medis? It's not about aspirin, it's about something else.

And I think if you would insert an ad, and say, does someone have midis? It's not about aspirin, it's about other things. And I think if you would insert an ad, and I would write, I'm looking for a small kravumsmacher in the Cologne area for quick action. I'm telling you, that wouldn't take 10 minutes. Then someone says, come to the Rewe Park, Rewe Center. Outer canal road. Outer canal road, tomorrow evening at 11 o'clock. And then I have a clock in my hand for 24 hours. Parkplatz, Rewe Center, Korn, äußere Kanalstraße, morgen Abend 11 Uhr, und dann hab ich 24 Stunden

hab ich ne Glock in der Hand. Mit einem Magazinschluss. Meinst du? Einen kleinen Krawumsmacher? Ja, das ist meine Hypothese. Ja? Ich möchte, dass das niemand ausprobiert. Ich möchte auch nicht, dass ihr da auf eigene gefahr.

Macht es nicht, wenn ihr nicht wollt. Eltern haften für ihre Kinder. Hab ich sag mal, wenn ihr ne schnelle Aktion platt mit nem kleinen Krawumsmacher. Weißt du nicht auch? Die Tatwaffe war ein kleiner Krawumsmacher. That was... You know, me too. The Tartwaffe was a little Kravumsmacher. Or what do you think? Yes, I'm with you. I've done various things on eBay Kleiner Zeigen,

where I thought I was already in jail with one leg. But it's just quick and easy. And sometimes we just need it quick and easy. And honestly, these are the beautiful stories that life writes. A few weeks later we just flipped out the case in the rubric, We just need it quickly and uncomplicated. And honestly, these are the beautiful stories that write life. A few weeks later we just flipped out the case in the rubric, where you then say, well, now you know where the black garbage bags are. Somewhere on a country road in Hessen.

And here it will be discussed. That's how it is. It could of course be, the longer this podcast goes, that we might even have to create our own cases for flipped out, as well as journalists who who commit the murder. You know, criminal reporters who commit the murder themselves. To be able to report on it. I saw a Soko Cologne episode

where a true crime podcaster killed someone herself to report on the case. I wouldn't be surprised. But I don't kill anyone. I just dispose of a few gas bottles in the woods. I just take a few gas bottles out of the woods. I was thinking, maybe you'll take someone out on the gas station. No, no. With Elton's T-shirt.

Yes, but honestly, it would be easy. You can put in rolled up carpets. I watch some things on Saturday. Yes, and then this really heavy metal bar goes over it. That's brutal. Yes. You don't want to see it either. Well.

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A great place, still under reconstruction, but now it's so beautiful. And it's always beautiful, very well planted. The sun has risen, the flowers have sprouted, as it's called, and there I discovered the Out of the Week. The city can't do anything about it, just necessarily. But I was at a shop where I wanted to eat something. And they had a sliding door. And they had put the weekly menu on this sliding door.

So an automatic, or how do I have to say it? An automatic sliding door that opens when you approach it. That means every time I approached her to read the weekly menu, she opened. And I had to get very close, because I didn't have my glasses on. And if I didn't have my glasses on, I had to get very, very close. And I always tried to watch the moment when you're close enough to read it,

but not close enough for her to open. And it took five to ten minutes for it to work. Otherwise, the menu would have been pushed aside. The doors had disappeared behind the wall. As soon as the door opened, you couldn't see anything. I tried to watch out for that moment. When I was standing there, someone else came out of the shop and the door opened. And I was standing there for 15 minutes,

and I thought, that can't be. Who puts a weekly menu on a sliding door? Well, that's quite useful. Because the sliding door is sometimes closed in the evening, then you can stand still. But then there's nothing to eat. Well, it also has the effect of people waiting. It's curious, it's also made for inter waiting, it gets curious, it also produces a

constipation. Yes, yes, a artistic hype. Artistic hype. Yes, an artistic hype. And of course, if you spend 10 minutes in front of the door, maybe you already smell something from the kitchen and you get hungry. Calories burn too, the stomach is always empty, it gathers together, you get hungry and of course you have a craving.

In my opinion, this is a 1A PR gag. I'll tell you what, I went into the store and there the weekly menu was again, but at the end of the shoot. That means I had to go to the good smell already for dinner and then of course it was too late. Then your senses have adjusted to the fact that now there's something to eat. And then you order, of course. And that's the trick, I think.

It's like a teaser at the door. Here you can see the menu. No, not here. Here you can see the menu. No, not here. And then you're like, damn, now I'm going in there and reading. And then I go in and then I'm standing in front of these delicious fries. Of course I'm ordering something. It's very clear. When I'm in there, and then they ask you directly, how can I help you? That's no clear. When I'm in there, and they ask me directly how I can help them,

that's no coincidence, Chris. Can't you tell me, those up there, those up there, they're playing marionette with us. But I'm great on the weekend, on the day-time, so there's one or two vegetarian dishes for every day. I think that's good, you don't have to wait long.

There's a solution. There's a solution presented directly, without any questions. I like to have the vegetarian menu. Done. Not cumbersome. No questions. Nothing.

Done. Today is Tuesday. Today we have another podcast. One of my favorite podcasts. We were guests. What happened so far? A history podcast with Joachim and Nils. We were guests.

I just want to say, because I didn't get a podcast, we were very happy about the invitation. Joachim wrote me on Instagram, he said he likes our podcast, I like your podcast. And then it happened. And it's really one of the podcasts I regularly listen to.

And I was very happy to be able to talk about Brother Klaus and learn about Hildegard von Bingen, about the great drenys of history. It was a lot of fun. There's nothing more to say. I thought it was great, too. I'm not a big fan of podcasts,

so I didn't know the podcast before and then I picked it up afterwards. And I also saw that Nils Minkma, one of the hosts, has a newsletter on Steady, which I have also subscribed to, which is really very good. I really like it. He can write very well. He has a very broad knowledge and he has a very hopeful tone.

And that gives me hope. Nowadays I just need things that give me hope. And that's what Niels Minkma's newsletter is about. The times of week cards on sliding doors, you can only hope for that. So you can't really do anything else. Anyway, today's episode comes out on Drini Tuesday, on what happened on Tuesday.

You can listen in, it was a lot of fun. I should mention that. And we could now, if you were right, make a rubric. I got a good question from DrinSider. I think it's worth clarifying. And if you want to, I would play a part. I'd love to.

Lukas wrote to InfoAtDrinis.de about Drinzider and he has an important question that only we or Horst Licht can explain. Lukas writes, a few months ago I moved into a little house with my wife and our baby. The move was hell. You have to ask strangers for help, who then get in my things and so on. Everything went well, we are very happy about the new home. But one morning it rang and my wife went to the door. An elderly woman was standing outside who immediately burst out with the question,

how many eggs do you need? We were a little dazed, we don't need any eggs right now. Why not? The woman was very unfriendly and very urgent. She really wanted us to buy eggs and we didn't know why, where and who she was. My wife managed to get rid of her, but then she said, I'll be back in a week. Okay, my wife has set a date in advance in our common calendar so that we can't be at home by chance when the egg woman comes. We don't feel really safe, but we are constantly worried so we can't be at home by chance when the egg woman comes. No. We don't feel really safe living with the worry

that the egg woman could ring and turn eggs on us. What can we do? Just so much. Changing clothes is not an option for us for reasons described above. The solution just hit me right in the head. I can really claim that. It's clear who doesn't need eggs, someone who has their own chickens. And now you'd probably think,

I'd say, buy your own chickens, but not at all. It's so much work. I have something better. There are these signs that you make in the foregarden. Here's a dog. And that with chickens. There's a chicken sign, too, by 1000%. Here are 34 long-haired chickens.

I don't know what they're called. Watch out, a running rooster. Pearl-hunter. Pearl-diver. You know what I mean. Seidenhunter. And then a picture, maybe even the names. Lotte, Matthias and Rüdiger. Those are the three house hens. And a rooster, of course.... obviously turned the chicken at home without question. I come from a region where there is a need for eggs,

where people come unannounced and also ask for eggs. I think there are regional differences. And that's also interesting. So what could be the reason why the egg woman is so convinced that the person, Lukas and his small family, absolutely need eggs? Is it just because in the BRD a lot of eggs being eaten and it's assumed that everyone eats and smokes them and bake them every day?

Or is there an egg subscription from which Lukas doesn't know anything and isn't ordered? You know, something like the internet wasn't ordered from the owners or gas... He accidentally signed an egg subscription in the pedestrian area or at the airport, in the entrance hall, when he applied for a credit card. That was printed in small, he didn't notice.

Every time at the Cologne-Bonn Airport, in this corner, in the curve, I come every time... I have to say every time, Chris, look somewhere else. They don't want anything good, they want something else. But as soon as it comes to it, what do they do professionally for the application? And I say, freelancers, do they know this application is a failure? Then it suddenly goes very quickly. Then they say, okay, then we have everything and the application is thrown in the trash. And we are being ghosted.

So you mean at Cologne Bonner Airport, where Lukas is perhaps also present, is there in the other corner, in this other terminal? In the new terminal, where there is always dinosaur music. There is exactly the same, but not for credit cards, but for eggs on credit. Yes, eggs on credit. Exactly, which you then have to pay for. Yes, of course you only get it with the proper bonität, that's for sure.

You don't just get eggs thrown around like that. Exactly, but it could be that the people who lived in the house before that they have a subscription that Lukas doesn't know about. You're talking about the counter chicken. Not the counter chicken, but the fake counter chicken. The sign. Here live chicken. A simple option that could also solve the discussion would be if you say I don't eat eggs, I have an allergy

or I'm vegan. But there could be a question of whether, like in the meat industry, you could be seen as a direct attack on the industry. If you say, I don't eat meat, why not? That's a danger. Can't I guess? Yes, I wouldn't risk it. The question is why this woman is so bold and says why not? She seems to have an egg problem.

She seems to sit on her eggs literally. She seems to sit. Because she obviously has too many eggs. She has to get rid of them. She can't get rid of them. I think she got something out of control regarding the number of chickens. They maybe multiplied without an end. And she can't get rid of them anymore

and has to bring 400 eggs to the man every day. Or you do it once, you really hit the person in the head. But that's a tricky thing. You say, yes, I would like 12 packs of eggs. And do the move like at the supermarket. Open it, look in and say no, thanks. Yes, but you don't tell why. Exactly, it's a bit mysterious.

You look inside, where you don't know exactly why you're looking inside. I've heard that in the supermarket it's about theft, that you don't, I don't know, use a razor blade. Surprise eggs. Exactly, that we don't use it with mushrooms. 12 surprise eggs. That the good plastic in the surprise egg is worth a lot. That you don't smuggle that out.

Do you think they don't think mind if I exchange 12 eggs with surprise eggs? You know what you have to do? On Instagram and TikTok there are people who take a small box, a little pile of stuff, and go somewhere and paint only half of it on a bridge. On the right is the real picture, the reality, and on the left is the reality is repainted exactly as it goes. And you have to do that with an eye.

You exchange, from the 12 pack you take out a real egg. Next, no one can take it. Then there is a service to society, is a thief, but had nothing to be interested in, goes in the direction of showing eBay-small. Let's not ask. Own business. And the surprise egg, you have to,

I would say, I would use oil colors. I think water colors, aquarelle is not the right choice. Take oil colors, take the Bob Ross palette and do it natural, measure it in white. Yes, that's a good idea, or? I bake it directly as cake. This, is it a cake or not? Cake or real? I bake the eggs out of cake.

And that's how I can create an optical illusion. That's a good question. I sometimes see people at the supermarket at the bread shop, where you can take it out yourself, where you have to throw it over with a ladle, flip it, where it almost becomes like a c'est que de soleil, where I always fail, it flies around me, and sometimes out the back.

And there are people who bite into it. Sometimes children who are hungry, and then I think, go for it. I would never dare to do that. Because you have to say, I've already drunk, for example, when you open a coke, already at the supermarket. Yes, I do that too.

Really? Yes, of course. I even saw Barbara Salish. Barbara Salish said, that's allowed, man. If you pay at the end, you're allowed to do that. Good, I've always paid. But yes, if I'm hungry or thirsty and I still have a long shopping list

and the line in the cash register is long. No, no, there are too many potential question marks that are thrown up. No, there has to be a rift. Also in the past, when you were still shopping with your parents as a child, where a supermarket walk felt like it took four and a half hours. Horror! You have to go through it like that. But I ask myself, what if you now have an egg, a raw egg,

so I don't know, I'm not the guy for that. But there are people who eat that. What happens there, you have to say, I ate it. My sister does it over a salad. You know how disgusting it is? In France, a lot of people do that. Yes, people who go to the pump. But what if you say, okay, I don't just consume it.

I take eggs, I take a little baking powder, a little sugar, a little flour. I make a cake, a nice marble cake, a lemon cake. I go to the cashier with that. Because that's not just consuming, that's a value increase. I go to the cashier and say, wait a minute, I'm not paying for this. You have to give me money. I made a lemon cake here.

Then you get something back. Right. I spent a service permit. Give me some money. You can also, there are also the ovens at Lidl and Aldi, where I worked. I burned my hand there. And there you can bake the bread in the shop. And there you can bake your cake. Correct.

It would be ready in the shopping time. And then you can go to the cashier and say, I have four eggs, 200 grams of flour and a packet of baking powder into this cake. Exactly, sugar, gas, a little bit of s'mat, a birthday cake on top. And that's not just a price increase, it's also an experience. As soon as there are candles on it that you can blow out, it's also an emotional thing. And I think Mr. Rewe, Mrs. Edeka, should actually give us money. Lidl, Aldi, they should give us money back when we've already processed it.

The keyword is appreciation. And now Lukas does exactly the same. He takes the egg and says, wait a moment, I have to wait two hours at 180 degrees and then I'll be back. He processes the eggs, makes a nice lemon cake, a blueberry cake, a streusel cake, comes back, brings the cake back and says,

I didn't buy the eggs, they're giving me money, I made the cake. Perfect! I would say, we solved that. So that's more than enough that we really got out of the rattle. I actually got another good advice. I have the invention of the waffle

I have proclaimed here. I said I like waffle, but I don't like eating cornetto. I prefer ice cream out of a bucket. Yes, out of a jar. Out of a jar, out of a bucket, ice cream out of a bucket. But I actually like the taste of waffles. Then I have the concept of the cube.

A spoon of waffles that you can stick in the ice cream can and then always can bite off. The spoon, the cube must be about 50 centimeters long. You asked the right question, what do you do to stabilize it? There is an upgrade. I have an idea, but that's for the mechanical engineering department at ETH Zurich, not for me. That's what they have to do. And you work with your caramelization process. The waffle is not only the waffle spoon, but it's also covered with caramel. You have a toffee structure, I would say.

You work with toffee starch. A candice starch. A candice starch. I think that's very good. But it can also break, you know that. It won't break if you work with a toffee payment that's been taken from the TÜV. With good eggs. Yes, that has to be really good, then it'll be a round thing. I understand, yes, I don't think it's bad.

Maybe you should go to the lion's den. The dumb one can let you make a caramel spoon for 0.0001 cents in Sichuan. With Marius Ferraris, something is not liked. I think I've never seen something like this in a Ferraris. And I wonder why. Objects are presented as objects. I recently saw a canister with a canister for a closing device. That's an interesting thing.

But I asked myself, a canister with food in it, I asked myself, a can of food that's closed, a can of canned food, how long does it have to be expired? How old does it have to be? How long does the MHD have to be left behind for it to be considered antiquity? If it expired last year,

it's clear, it's just a expired food. You shouldn't eat that, although canned food is durable. When it was sold ten years ago, 2015, probably not either. But what about 2005? Or what about 1995? That's a young timer. It's a young timer.

What about food from 1965? If I come with a ravioli from Hero, from the canteen factory in Switzerland, if I come with a ravioli from 1965, to the Kümmerleuf. I think it's enough for the House of History. I think they would buy it for 50 euros. That's up to us to test. I'm still waiting for Trini's to cross out Baras Ferraras. Oh man, that would really be my dream. But I didn't have anything.

I thought, do I have anything old? I really didn't have anything. I didn't inherit anything. I don't have people in the family with valuable things. Also, here comes twice a week someone from eBay Kleineranzagen I don't have any family members with valuable things. Also, twice a week someone from e-bay Kleiner will come here with a white, unmarked, rusty transporter

and will bring it somewhere, of course, to be disposed of. So, I have to go now, Chris. You know I have an appointment, I have obligations. It has to go on. And I would say next week on Tuesday we'll see how we'll get things done here. Hopefully not as early as now. And, yeah, I wish you all a nice week

and listen to what's happened so far. Lukas, have fun with the egg white, beat it hard. I wish you a good week. See you soon. Bye. Bye. Drainys, the podcast from the comfort zone.