DRINNIES - Mentalitätsmonster Giulia
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Here the fever broke out.
Fuego!
Yes, Fuego is here.
It's so hot, it's nothing new.
It's probably the hottest week of the year,
if it goes well. It could get worse.
But it's like a sauna in here.
It's sauna, salsa, soda burns.
The three big S.
Sauna, salsa, soda.
It sounds like a new movie by Harpe Kärkele,
the fucking odd one.
I'm fine.
I have to say, I used to be an absolute're watching the new film by Hapelkerkele. I'm doing pretty well.
I used to be an absolute fan of the absolute heat.
I'm not anymore.
I'm getting old.
Two things I used to like and don't like anymore.
Heat and crowds of people.
I used to have no problem with crowds of people.
I was at Mario Bart's in the Olympic Stadium.
That didn't bother me at all.
But nowadays, go away. When I see a a big matchmaker, I'm far away.
And I don't even heat my thing anymore.
So the trainings stay in.
We're in.
Now is a good time to go to the shopping mall.
To go to the cinema.
To, I don't know, the sauna area.
There won't be that much going on, but it's not a cooling down.
Well, I'd go that far and say it's a sauna cooler than in our podcast room.
We could go in there to cool down.
We hope you're doing well, and if not, it's okay.
And I hope you have some kind of fan or do this messy trick with the wet towel.
I was just about to say, wet towel.
It's all useless.
But for the feeling, then a little water then water molecules are swirling in the air.
Yes, because should these slaughterhouses, which now through the less-entered meat consumption in 10, 20, 30 years hopefully,
no longer be needed, but should not tear down, because there are good refrigerators, I think you should open them.
Then you could maybe for an hour, for 5 minutes, to cool down at minus 18 degrees.
Yes, you can hang yourself in a hook and then hang down backwards for an hour.
On your head.
There is this ice thorn ice cream, but it's a thing where people go in.
I think it's for the skin, for pure skin.
Cryo?
Yes, where you put yourself in at minus 120 degrees for 30 seconds.
Isn't that for the immune system, isn't it?
Yes, and that costs 1200 euros.
That's a strange AG1 power manner phenomenon,
where people go into a chamber and think
they've turned into Hulk themselves,
because they froze for three minutes.
I think that will soon be the case with Tönnies.
When nothing works anymore... Tönnies, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, everyone will be over the top.
Yes, exactly.
In the Kief culture.
But Julia, I see you have a new cell phone.
Why do I know that?
You've been daddling all day.
Yes.
You don't get enough of this new dattle box,
of this device, as I call it.
Hello, I have a new device.
That's how I used to greet people on the phone.
Today I don't do it anymore.
Today I just say hello.
Today you are not greeted anymore.
Sometimes I don't even greet anymore.
If I don't know the number, I just take it off
and then I leave the people at the other end
a little bit in the dark. Hello, can you hear me?
Is there someone?
An acoustic fave game.
Yes, just take it off and don't say anything because often it's a scam anyway
Actually, I really don't take any phone calls anymore
not even from unknown numbers
but even if I know who it is
but no phone call is agreed
It's not being reached anymore
People should just write me an email
What about you?
With your new cell phone you have already blocked all your contacts
So I use my cell phone for everything but calling.
You have to say that now.
So, in the past, you used to buy a phone to call with.
I do everything but calling with my phone.
Paying, navigation, haven't you seen?
Crazy, Julia.
Almost all the little boxes.
Almost all the little boxes.
I'm excited.
I still have these shining children's eyes
with the new phone. I find that absolutely exciting.
I can't let go of that.
And I also experienced something again when I started
to buy this phone.
You know, listeners of the podcast know
what kind of phone contract I have.
I don't reveal any secrets.
I was just about to ask, you go out and buy a phone?
What does that mean exactly? You open the tab and then there's a new phone.
I wanted to buy a phone and I already knew which model.
And then I thought, where can I buy a phone these days?
That I don't have to order it, but can buy it.
Because I was in the city and I thought, if I'm here,
then I can buy my phone, I don't have to order it.
I've saved the environment a little bit again.
So, and then I thought about where I should go.
And then I thought,
you can just go to a Telekom shop or an O2 or whatever.
They all have cell phones.
And then I thought, no, I don't feel like it.
I know how it is,
there are salesmen working there,
they want to make a contract.
It's always like that, they're so penetrating and annoying.
And I just want to buy a device.
There wasn't an Apple Store nearby, so I thought I'd go to the media market.
At the media market I always feel comfortable.
I know where something is, I know myself.
You can buy your stuff in peace and go home again.
That's what I thought.
I'm an expert at this.
That's my land. Or Switzerland?
Fuscht.
It always looks a bit like a laundry room of a family of more than one,
which was built in 2005.
Cachels to the very top, a light like in Tönnies, in the slaughterhouse.
Where you really feel like it's all taken from the TÜV, which is sold here.
Didn't Micro also have an electronics store?
Yes, but I don't know if they're...
Are they bad?
They're very good at dismantling, I think. Well, I'm more of a Saturn fan.
I think the colors are telling me more.
Well, it wasn't Saturn near me, so I went to the media.
Shit!
And I thought I could just go there unannounced,
show it on my phone and then they'll get it out for me,
then I'll go home. Yeah, it was nothing.
They've also stationed five different mobile phone providers
with little tables that want to split the contract.
So, people who sell cell phone contracts,
not Samsung, iPhone, Apple?
No, from Telekom, O2, Vodafone and all the other shit providers.
I have to say, that really annoyed me,
because I just wanted the cell phone and I saw
they were just waiting for someone to come and buy a phone
so they could sign a contract.
Then I said, this time I won't let anything happen to me.
I said, of course, no, I don't want that.
Then I waited and waited.
They were all in a conversation,
I just talked to other people.
And then I got a job behind a lady
who had bought an iPhone.
Yes, I got a job because I said I wanted to buy a phone. iPhone. is totally blown away by that. I've never seen anything like that. She's blown away because she wanted to buy the phone
for her 13-year-old daughter.
But she obviously couldn't afford it
and had to finance it.
But she didn't take the smaller iPhone 16,
but the most expensive one, for 1,500 euros.
And you can say whatever you want.
I said, of course, I would have made this decision back then.
I can understand that and I don't want to be taught
by a stranger about it.
Maybe it's also fully thought out because the child number
needs this cell phone because it wants a cool camera.
Maybe it's the new Helmut Newton of the future.
Maybe it is, maybe she wanted to promote her daughter.
The guy couldn't do it. He said...
...this is your man.
Exactly. He said exactly that.
And it was so loud that the whole audience could hear it.
You want to... You too, right?
You want to finance this for your 13-year-old daughter?
She's 13! 1500 euros!
You're blaming yourself for your daughter's phone!
What if she gets stolen from her?
But he really took it personally,
that she wanted to buy something expensive.
Probably well meant, but completely out of the question.
You could say, for example,
for a 13-year-old daughter of yours,
I would have one that is cheaper,
but comes down to a similar performance.
That's maybe the model of the year.
They already have USBC, they can do it like that too,
instead of teaching them morally.
And he didn't stop.
The woman just looked at the floor,
she really wanted to buy a cell phone and go home.
So if you have to justify yourself because you want to buy something...
I think you have a wrong profession, you stupid seller.
I think he's probably right,
but I think the implementation is absolutely shitty.
Especially because the whole media market heard.
And I knew, this sales conversation is on my mind.
Now I have to justify myself, what I buy for a cell phone.
Anyway, at some point she worked out and she got her funding.
And I was at the line and I said,
Good day, I'd like to buy a cell phone.
I've already looked at this one with so and so many gigabyte memory in this color.
So, and I knew that's what I wanted, more or less.
You come in with a finished order.
He just has to say, I'm closing the glass window,
I'm going to the warehouse,
or I'm going to the truck that just fell over.
I'm getting it out of there,
you're doing it on your own.
You give me the money, bar,
and you don't get a guarantee,
no receipt, but let it be.
Please transfer the money to Western Union,
and then it will arrive in real time.
But I said that and spoke out, and I saw his look.
He looked at me with big eyes, very skeptical.
I thought, God save me. God save me, what he's saying now.
What is he saying? Why don't you want a contract for it?
Oh man.
And I was very satisfied with my contract, thank you.
And he said, what kind of contract do you have?
And I said, I'm very satisfied with my contract. Thank you. And he's like, what kind of contract do you have? And I'm like, I'm very satisfied with Frank.
I only pay 10 euros a month and I have 40 gigabytes.
Yes, but you know that I can make a contract for the same price with 20 gigabytes.
Where I think that's half of it.
And then he says, yes, but I would leave 149 euros on your cell phone.
I don't understand.
With the customer before that, he wants him to have less income. I don't get it. With the customer before, he wants less revenue.
I don't know if he works on a commission.
With you he wants more revenue.
I don't get it.
He did make more revenue with her.
He wanted to put her down.
I don't get it either.
And I really had to say five times,
no thanks, I'm satisfied, I just want the device.
And he said, yes, it's okay, it's okay.
You'll get it, you'll get it, you'll get it.
He wanted to really convince me, but said,
well, we both know it's stupid what you're doing,
but if you really want it, I'll give it to you now.
I felt really bad, but it was exactly what I wanted to buy.
I had already looked closely at how expensive it was,
what I needed, and he made me feel really bad.
And then I thought, he wanted to make me a contract
with half the data volume.
Then you think, that would have been no advantage.
Well, that was definitely my story
how I bought my cell phone.
I felt bad, I stood around in the store for half an hour
and waited.
You just have to turn the spiess around. What do you have for your cell phone contract?
Yes, exactly.
How many data do you have?
How many gigabytes?
And you also have a Hüller vacuum cleaner at home?
Yes.
Why not?
And how do you live in an apartment?
Only apartment?
Don't they sell well?
Just directly around?
Yes, exactly.
Oh, you still vacuum yourself.
Yes, it doesn't work that well, does it?
What do you do in the monthly net?
Simply because... what do people do about what I have for a contract?
Yes, the problem is, you can't really answer honestly.
You always have to say, I'm well advised.
Or I don't need advice.
Just unblock. Unblock, unblock, unblock.
I have my tech blogs that I read.
Right, financial flow.
I know where the best 5G is.
Well, now I have my new cell phone and a date.
And I don't feel as bad as in the store anymore.
I noticed something on the cell phones.
In the Media Markt and in Saturn,
our podcast is subscribed.
Yes!
I wonder if we have a person
who is in all the media markets in Germany
and subscribed to our podcast.
I don't know, I just clicked on play,
it was embarrassing because the mobile phone was loud.
But people don't know that I am that.
It was a money-saving debate,
I quickly turned off the podcast. I like to be to be with the speakers and sometimes I just stand there
and watch how the people test their speakers
and what kind of music they choose. I find that interesting.
And mostly I don't know the music, but it always plays with a lot of bass.
Because I also learned, I recently bought myself new in-ear headphones,
because I've been chatting with other in-ear noise-canceling for four years now, which actually hurt me from the first minute.
I bought new ones and I noticed one thing in the reviews.
There is always a lack of bass.
Everywhere bass is the most important thing that a headphone or speaker has to offer.
And now every week I have read something.
And of course there can be a connection.
This week I read that a university student course there could be a connection. This week I read that a university, some time ago,
has developed something, a device that you hold in your hands,
which is used to fight fire.
For example, if you have a pan that burns in the household,
you take this device and that's a bass speaker,
built in subwoofer, you hold it to the pan
and then you press a button and there comes such a deep brass frequency
that the fire is blown out.
What?
Yes, with the bass player.
A fifth boombox.
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice with the JBL.
With camo pattern.
Yes, exactly.
That's important.
I also think camouflage pattern is overall important, so that you somehow lose your pants or the bass speaker in the forest, so that you can't find them anymore.
But also so that the enemy doesn't find your Bluetooth speaker.
That's important.
Exactly.
And I was wondering, do people who say,
too little bass,
are they afraid that it will burn in their ears?
They want more bass because they are afraid that
in the ear canal there could be a flame.
There is this thing at the barbershop there's this fire...
Yes.
... for the ears and the nose hairs.
You could put it out.
Maybe it will...
Yes.
Then the hair will be put out.
Exactly.
A house on our street once burned down.
Really terrible.
We had to call the fire brigade.
It was quick.
We already made 12 others.
We were way too late.
Half an hour is too late.
Dark blue smoke.
Also very, very intense.
If you see them a kilometer away from your house,
then others have already called the fire brigade.
Nevertheless, you should always do it, they are not bad for you.
You should always call the fire brigade when it burns.
Please call the fire brigade when it burns.
That was also interesting.
That was on my way to school.
And of course I won't miss it.
Then also to take a quick look.
You gaff. No, I didn't gaffing, I had to go there.
Everyone in school came too late, except me,
because they were gaffing.
You can't imagine that.
Within five minutes, 300 people were there
on a Tuesday afternoon,
during the week.
On the third Tuesday?
Exactly, they just watched.
Didn't listen to a podcast, rather watched the fire.
And in the evening, there was still fire there.
And then I wondered, what are they doing there? First they ate a lot of pizza and didn't notice, and they'd rather watch the fire. And in the evenings there was still fire.
And I wondered, what are they doing there?
First they ate a lot of pizza, I didn't notice.
But they watch that it doesn't break out again.
They do a... I don't even know what it's called...
A glow-in-the-dark? I don't know.
They definitely watch that the glow doesn't rise again.
And the same thing is probably with these bass headphones.
When you were at the barbie, they burn your ears, hair off.
And then in the evening you have to have a glow of glow.
Or you just take headphones with a lot of bass.
Then you can also dim the flash back on.
Then the fire brigade would not have to drive with water hoses anymore
in case of emergency, but with a huge boombox on the car.
And then just really loud, like Benny Benassi, Jason Derulo.
Jason Derulo, really loud until the house is just gone.
Now I also know why our neighbor always listens to loud music, because he often fries and grills in the summer,
afternoon, afternoon, evening. Action, reaction.
Three meals a day are important, especially when you pack them all in the afternoon and grill them throughly.
And it's clear, he's afraid that there could be a danger from the grill.
That's why he often hears that the remixes from 2015 are very loud,
that the whole booth is shaking.
The people who heard this noise all the time,
they're not people with bad taste in music.
They're just people who are very responsible and careful with fire.
Yes, they're afraid of fire-thunder.
Of fire-thunder. That someone will're afraid of fire devil. Of fire devil.
That someone will set fire to the fire.
The fire devil is coming.
Yes, but I have to say,
so I'm at the Media Markt,
there's our podcast subscribed.
Thank you very much for that.
I'll continue, also press play if you're there.
We have to ask who answered that.
Maybe the brothers Saturn.
You have to ask her and Saturn maybe.
Yes, Media Markt.
Media Markt is married.
Double name, yes.
What is actually Markt?
Did the man marry Media?
As far as the woman is concerned, Media Markt.
Yes.
But I think it's probably more from the manufacturer
that this is somehow a demo program.
Like on TV, where the rainforest runs.
Are we the equivalent of the rainforest on TV?
Yes, we are the equivalent of two horses in the sunset on the beach.
Or to the aquarium at the Motai One TV.
And from time to time there is a whale that is just knocked down.
And then eaten.
Yes, right.
I have now also seen a nice photo of him being prepared.
Happy end, people.
Oh, that doesn't have to be like that.
But I noticed one thing.
furniture stores, not media markets, furniture stores,
they also use trinnies.
So, now I want to mention one thing as a side note here.
Trinnies is an entry-level brand.
I don't want to fight it every time
if trinnies falls somewhere as a word.
But if it's used commercially,
then it could be that you get an invitation.
You can put in a future letter.
That's no joke.
That's a word market that's been implemented.
You can't just use it for commercial purposes.
So dear Scholtz and Friends, young man from Matt,
if you're standing at the table,
if you're just somehow...
At Fritz Cola fridge.
Right, I know where your Fritz Cola fridge is.
I know where I have to send the note
from our polo lawyer.
So, your lawyer goes to the polo,
and forgets, maybe there will be a warning.
Maybe not, but I want people in advertising agencies
to live with a little more fear.
You can actually send the letter directly to Viva Con Aqua.
It's all there, one soup.
They know each other.
He leads the letter.
That's a good thing.
I've seen something, I always watch police stuff on TV.
Where I ask myself...
Where I say, Chris, what's going on here?
No, it's a conversation.
Research?
Research, and the police has grown on my heart.
Because you have to say, it's partly completely uncritical.
At least that's what I've seen.
Not only partly. There are critical reports about the police, but what I'm watching is completely uncritical. Not only partially. There are critical reports about the police,
but what I'm watching is completely uncritical.
Every year a new season comes,
and then the people are accompanied,
only the nice ones, the best looking people in Germany,
work for the police.
Of course.
Anyway, a good advertising spot for the police,
I'm in, I'm in.
And there was a space robbery in a gas station.
And then the robber, it's really bad,
because he comes in with the gun, threatens someone,
that's not good, you don't do that,
a person gets traumatized.
But I think as a police officer,
who I could be if I watch so many police shows,
Copa Genda, I have to be in the criminal line.
Of course, you have to do that. The person has shown a gun I look at the Who is so stupid? Go in and steal some money. Always take the ruffles. I would always take the ruffles.
Because, okay, 500 euros, that's money,
but with the ruffles you can also win a million.
I don't know how much is in the box.
That's also a thing, directly with this plexiglass thing
that I can pull it out of the house in peace.
Or even get it in the warehouse.
Maybe there are 500 ruffles. That's a lot smarter. You can... Or get it in the warehouse, maybe there are... 500 rubles?
That's a lot smarter.
You can quickly win 10 euros, maybe 100, 1000...
But what if you win a million?
And if you win nothing, you can say to the judge,
guys, it was just rubles and unfortunately I didn't win anything.
It was just paper, it was worthless, there was nothing on it, so worthless.
It was really worthless.
But honestly, where I think about it, 500 euros is nothing.
If you think about what you can get in a gas station,
so alone, 10 packs of cigarettes are already over 500 euros, right?
Yes, I don't know. Yes, I think so.
No, 100.
No, sticks, these big packs are then...
Yes, these big ones. Do you have to somehow 100...
So you can get that back in there quickly.
If you steal a lot of tins, maybe a few bottles of schnapps,
then you're over 500 euros.
But you have to spend the effort.
You have to do an Etsy shop,
you have to do hake,
you have to do a steppe deck
out of old clothes,
you have to learn how to sew,
you have to buy a sewing machine,
you have to do a hake course.
You have to think of a name for your Etsy shop.
It's a lot of effort to sell a pack of cigarettes. You can run away with 500 euros easier than with a bottle of Caliscai.
I have to say that too. It shines.
That's right.
But I still think that ruffles are a brilliant idea.
Or as they say in football, it's amazing.
It was an amazing parade.
Aluminum hit.
Amazing.
I tell you, if one more white guy,
U30 with white turnstiles and sack pants, says,
amazing, then I'll shoot the round in the corner.
If I shoot the round in the corner,
then I can't do it anymore, Chris.
That makes me so aggressive.
You know, my heart is at the FSV 105.
Of course.
And that's why I'm getting in touch with football a bit.
I'm a big Johnny Burkard fan.
Yes, he might now go, oh, that heart is going to break. To Frankfurt, right? And that's how I get in touch with football. I'm a big Johnny Burkard fan.
Yeah, he might go...
Boo!
To Frankfurt, right?
Yeah, but you have to be a mentalist monster yourself.
Or a mentalist machine.
Those shitty words, ey!
Julia, you're also a mentalist machine.
When men invent words.
When football men invent words.
Welcome to my world.
This is my profession.
To invent words. Yeah, a hit on aluminum. Welcome to my world. That's my profession, vocabulary. Yes.
A hit with aluminum.
I can't anymore.
I want a list of all these nonsense football words
that some guy invented.
Yes, I started them and then rejected them again
because I thought I didn't have any use for them.
I thought you could work on a stand-up or something.
But now I have to start from the beginning.
Yes, don't worry.
They do that in every game, Some kind of ruckus.
Or if you don't shoot a ball directly,
it goes to the post,
then someone shoots again and hits
hit on the second educational path.
I've heard that before.
No, no.
Johnny Burkart hits on the second educational path
to 3-0 against Eintracht Frankfurt.
No, no, how unpleasant.
That's really second-hand embarrassing, I have to say.
So second-hand embarrassment,
on the second way of education.
That's not embarrassing to tell people that.
Yes, it's also thrown around with synonyms.
Then the Augsburgers, FC Augsburg or something,
are not called the Augsburg guests,
but the guests from the fuggers.
So it's really pulled out of their fingers,
so that you don't always tell the same things stylistically.
You hear a bit of a scoff from other commentators.
But just push it to the limit.
If anyone here who comments on football,
writes or comments on any game reports,
I'm sure there are also drinnies.
And I have a heart for you, just drive it to the top.
Try to take a complete measure when you write such a play.
Yes please.
I've read something now, I actually wanted to do it two weeks ago, because it drove me crazy.
But we didn't get to it.
And I have a heart for Neandertaler.
There is Neandertaler News.
You have a sticker on the car, a heart for Neandertaler.
I also brake for Neandthaler. There's Neanderthaler news. You have a sticker on the car. A heart for Neanderthaler. I also brake for Neanderthaler.
Exactly.
And we've already found out that Neanderthalers are completely misrepresented.
First of all, they died 40,000 years ago.
And that's why you get the feeling, because they're even closer to monkeys than we are,
that they always talk like this.
So in such a reenacted Terra X documentation they're talk like this. So in the re-recorded Terra X documentation they are always like this.
So it's like they are on the way to the Ultra Block.
On a Saturday afternoon at 3pm.
On the second way to school.
Exactly, when the Fugastätters are hosting.
An outstanding parade.
Right, and now they have discovered the world's oldest fingerprint.
And it comes from a Neanderthal.
And we found out that Neanderthals don't have this deep voice,
but from the anatomy they have, like the keel head is built,
you can say today they have a higher voice, a shrill voice.
A short question, was the fingerprint discovered at a crime scene?
Did it fall over a gas station?
It was actually discovered on a rubble.
But that's my theory, so you don't know why they did that in the Andertal.
Maybe it was teamwork.
There was brainstorming together at the table kicker.
Hello, I feel like doing something.
We have a finger.
I have prepared a pitch.
And here is tone.
Tone color.
Fish tank.
Do we want to play something together?
So you ask yourself,
and that's the big question,
is it a sign of creativity?
The Neanderthals say,
I don't have an Etsy shop, there is no internet yet,
but I still want to express myself creatively.
But I think
he, someone to not notice negatively
and now already look for an alibi for the case that he appears in a police documentary by SWR.
Or does it have something to do with the cause of Geissini?
The murder case of the Geissens where the pockets were stolen.
In the end it was maybe the last, how, maybe the last four or five men,
maybe the last surviving Neanderthals,
who broke in there.
And now all walking around with fake Rolex watches.
But you have to hear them at the recording
from the security camera.
If they have a high voice,
for sure, madame, monsieur, calme, haut, bourgeois,
then you would know, okay, Neanderthals
made fingerprints 40,000 years ago. Come and help me! They're in the Fischerchor forever. Are there still the Fischerchörer? I don't think so.
I don't know.
But if there are in the Andertal, there are the Fischerchörer.
Isn't it crazy how long the Fischerchörer were there?
Yes.
I have to be honest, I only know from jokes about the Fischerchörer,
what the Fischerchörer are.
I think that's a highly German phenomenon.
People in Germany don't realize from the outside
how German everything is.
But you could say that if the Neandertal were there,
they'd all have no problem growing up.
The Neandertal would sing the countertenor,
nice in the falsetto, without any problems.
Up to the very top.
You probably have to say that the Bee Gees were Neandertal.
Definitely.
A lot of things are always portrayed like that, Definitely. There's always a lot of stuff being portrayed,
and we take it as a matter of course,
but a lot of stuff wasn't like it's sometimes
being repeated in the media.
It's often just assumptions.
All lies in the media.
But the voices of Neanderthals were obviously high.
Yes.
And we know them only as Teev.
And I also wonder, I wonder about details,
for example Jesus of Nazareth,
what kind of voice did he have?
Did he maybe snuggle, you know?
Did he speak clearly, did he snuggle?
I mean, was he in puberty?
You always know, Jesus was born as a baby.
Was Jesus a so-called pubert?
Yes, exactly.
I also think these crepes have always something to do with voyeurism. So, a half-naked child must not be like that.
Must not be.
Then, jump, he's an adult, and stops the people on the street, goes over the water.
What about the adolescence phase?
Did he feel ashamed for Maria and Josef? We don't know.
Was he at Bravo, at these naked times, where you...
And self-reliance.
Is there actually still in Bravo that makes children naked?
I think it's not the best idea, a 15-year-old.
Bravo has the same fate as the Neanderthals.
They're extinct.
Bravo doesn't exist?
I don't care.
I think Bravo exists, but I don't know if it's naked.
Jesus, in my head, has a bit of nudism.
He's definitely like FKK.
It was hot, though.
You have to say that he was born in Bethlehem,
but there's also Bethlehem in Bern, in Switzerland.
Bethlehem on the Main?
I think it's...
Or on the Oder.
I think it's a part of Bern.
You could think that he's from Switzerland,
but he actually speaks Swiss German. Oh, yes. Excuse me. that you just underestimated him. Wait a minute, it's a swiss beatle and he also... Actually he spoke swiss.
Oh, really? Yes.
Excuse me, uh...
Look, Mogschy...
Now I'm going here.
Now there's the limo,
now I'm walking over here, right?
Now look at Al Mogschy.
Right?
And...
Alley-hoop!
And then he's running over the water.
He's making a cell phone for the wine.
Exactly.
Look, now I'm making a cell phone.
With a little...
We have some little leaves here. It's completely normal. Look. If you have it, make a henny with...... some little leaves.
It's just normal. Look.
If you have it, it's just normal little leaves.
And now we have...
Now it's a rosé.
Rosé from La Clément.
Wonderful.
It's a good way to eat fish on a light off.
On Fridays, for example.
Or on birthdays.
Or evenings.
Yes, of course.
Appero, Augustus, Paulus, Johannes,
we can get together. there are bomb chips.
I have to go to the toilet quickly.
The rose one I made, a henny, a little orange juice,
later there's a rice cassimire,
before a fitness plate, a little mixed salad.
Fitness plate on the last night, that's awesome,
and a rice cassimire.
Yes, you have to look at the lines, too,
make a slim figure, run in the summer. Oh my god, that's awesome! And you have to do the same on the small dialogue.
Exactly, on the small figure.
Oh, Jesus Christ, my new favorite.
My new favorite role.
It wasn't very clean, because in Berne you don't speak this dialect.
It was more like a Zurich dialect.
But you can say that he was born in Berne.
Bethlehem is his birthplace.
But then he went to Zurich on the expressway with the IC
and works there as an advertiser,
where he will probably receive a complaint from us.
Right?
Yes.
He goes to drink espresso in Zurich's HB for 9.90 francs,
a ball of ice for 12 francs and a pizza for 47 francs.
There.
That's the life of Jesus today.
Jesus is doing it, Nini.
That's a cap from Cellateria di Berna,
a bicycle cap, and this cool ice cream.
Stop it now!
Come on, let it go.
Let it go. Let it go.
I'd much rather talk to you about something else anyway,
about Asian markets. I'm back in the game.
I have a favorite Asian market in Germany,
which is unfortunately not here, but in Braunschweig.
It's called Mr. Fung, very famous on Instagram.
I would recommend everyone to follow him.
He always puts new things in front of you in the store.
I would love to shop there. Unfortunately, I don't live in Braunschweig.
That's the first time I think I should actually move to Braunschweig.
In any case, I was in the Asian market and that's why I want to
introduce a little snack.
It's actually not just a snack presentation, but also a bubble update,
because I'm in the Asian market bubble again,
I get informed what's new, what are the new things
and always go looking for new snacks.
And that's why I want to inform me about new things. I always look for new snacks, so I want to combine both.
I just play the coach, I put both files together.
And it goes through a lot, but it fits.
The bubble snack of the week update.
I just play it at the same time.
I play it at the same time, I get it out.
The snack of. The sausage. Okay, so. I'm so stupid. So guys, I found something in the Asian market, namely at Go Asia.
That's this big Asian market that is now available in many, many cities in Germany.
I can't taste it for other Asian markets, only there.
There are definitely fresh baked goods for a year or so.
Fresh doesn't mean they do it on the spot,
but they do get it delivered from a bakery.
And I discovered something called Hokkaido fresh cheese bun.
And it looks like a cheese cake, a triangular piece,
but it's a brioche dough with a fresh cheese cream on top.
Hokkaido is a pumpkin, but I think it's also a region.
Yes, exactly. So it doesn't taste like pumpkin at all.
It sounds very autumnish, but it's actually a cake,
but it's refreshingly refreshing.
Do you know what I mean?
It comes with a certain freshness to it.
Yes, exactly. This fresh cheese thing has such a fluffiness.
As you are used to from Japanese bakeries,
it's a fluffiness and just like you're used to Japanese bakeries. It's a fluffiness.
And it's just so delicious.
It's just so delicious.
I'd rather have some strawberries on top.
Can you describe it to me? I can't imagine it.
It looks like a piece of cheese,
but it's a bit like a bread roll.
Yes.
And then it's cut in the middle,
and in between there's a very thick,
a fresh cheese cloud, I'd say.
A fresh cheese cloud.
A bed.
A bed made of fresh cheese. I'd really like to put it in.
I loved it, I wanted to try it out,
it was really good, it was the best I've ever had.
But there are also a thousand other delicious things,
for example the coconut water with coconut pieces in it,
with real coconut in it, real coconuts in it.
That's really cool too.
Then Hong Kong iced tea, I love in small tetraparks.
Everything is thrown out one after another.
I just have to give you a few tips.
And then I have really cool chips.
I think they were Chinese Lays chips
with Sichuan pepper and chicken nuggets flavor.
And I think this Sichuan pepper has a very interesting sharpness.
Normally I can't eat spicy food,
but this burns only at the tip of the tongue and in the abyss.
And I think you can't stop eating it, even if it's spicy.
Because it's somehow different from a nasty spicy.
I like it when products have a taste that is actually a different product.
So chips that taste like chicken nuggets.
Or chips that might not exist yet. Chips that taste like chicken nuggets. Or chips that might not exist yet.
Chips that taste like fish sticks.
The classic is actually the chewing gum flavor, bubble gum flavor.
But it would be cool if there were chips
that not only tasted like chicken nuggets,
but also with a sauce.
Let's say chips with chicken nuggets and sweet sour sauce flavor.
You know? Dipped.
Yes, you know what would be nice?
If suddenly there were milkers in the sort of Rittersport.
Rittersport in the sort of Lindt Sprüngli chocolate.
Yes, can you imagine that at the table?
If that's what it is.
No, they won't do that.
That's too hot for them.
There are people who want to stay brand safe.
Brand safe.
What a sweet that, Chris.
5 euros in the marketing ass hole.
Amazing.
Amazing parade.
Okay, that's my tip.
Go to Go Asia if you're nearby.
Buy a Hokkaido fresh cheese bun.
Mmm, delicious.
What kind of ice cream was that?
I've often been caught up with teas that are apparently cold,
but then taste healthy. I want it to be sweet, so it pulls me into the mud.
That's exactly your thing. Hong Kong ice cream,
a small tea tree, make it nice and cold, really sweet.
It really whispers.
And by the way, the best Asian market tips
I always get from Pocket Hazel on YouTube.
I'm like a mother who says, send me a WhatsApp. You'll find that on YouTube. I'm like a mother who says, send me a WhatsApp
in the YouTube channel. Do you feel that?
Pocket Hazel regularly updates to new products in the Asian market
and also gives tips if you go to the Asian market for the first time,
which products you should definitely take with you.
And I've already taken a lot with me
and almost all the things that she recommends taste.
That's why Pocket Hazel is an honor.
What I like is when you say a small tetrapak from iced tea,
when suddenly a large size comes out.
For example, when these Arizona iced teas suddenly
are in 3.5 liter bottles.
I don't know how big the canisters are.
A gallon.
Where you say, people, now we're talking, here we go, here we come.
You know, when you almost water you, you know, when you, when you, when you, when you,
when you, when you,
when you, when you,
when you, when you,
when you, when you,
when you, when you,
when you, when you,
when you, when you,
when you, when you,
when you, when you,
when you, when you,
when you, when you,
when you, when you,
when you, when you,
when you, when you,
when you, when you,
when you, when you, when you, when you, when you, when you, when you, when you, when you, when you, Yes, exactly! And I have another product suggestion. I am an ice lover.
I like ice, especially when it's so hot.
What my problem is, I like ice with waffle.
I like the taste of ice with the Cornetto waffle.
And I don't like Cornetto.
I don't like it. There's always a mess.
I don't like it to eat.
I like, just from the haptic of the process of eating,
from the preparation of the canister, of the botch, the inner mouth, I actually prefer cream from cups, because of the haptic of the process of eating, the preparation of the canister, the botch in the mouth.
Now I have a product proposal.
About the taste, about the mariage, about the fried well in your brain today?
The mariage of yoghurt, ice cream and waffles.
You could do it like this, that I can still scoop.
What I miss is a spoonful of waffles.
The waffle.
A spoonful of waffles that you can eat.
I thought about it. The waffle! The waffle! The waffle!
The waffle!
The waffle!
The waffle!
The waffle!
The waffle!
The waffle!
The waffle!
The waffle!
The waffle!
The waffle! The waffle! and then you can take a little bit to create the new personalized ice experience.
Question! Waffle is broken pretty fast.
If I go into an ice cream with a spoon and turn it up to take it to the mouth,
high probability that a waffle will break.
It should be a very solid waffle.
That's a case for the better eater.
He has to stir something up.
The food chemist with the skimmer hat.
Yes, he has to stir something up on the kitchen island
so that the thing holds.
I think he's really brave too.
The food chemist with the skimmer hat,
who takes everything apart.
Look, the whole city of Hamburg is also made of wood.
You can also build the ice experience on waffles.
Yes, that's right.
So, Julia, now I'm in the mood for ice.
Me too. Come on, I want an ice cream now.
Yes.
I can't anymore.
It's hot and I wish all drenis all the best.
Heated through!
To stand through this heat.
You really should avoid the heat.
Do you like it? Go in.
We can do it together until autumn. It will be done soon.
And if you feel like it, recommend a person in the podcast
that you think might be in it.
It's hot.
You're a poor bitch.
Maybe it's a drinnie, who doesn't know it yet.
Or maybe he knows it for a long time.
Or just someone who says,
hey, I want to tell you that you shouldn't call unannounced.
You can send me a podcast, we'd be very happy about your support.
We're happy that you turn on every Tuesday on TriniDienstag.
Thank you for that.
And there's nothing else left to say but thank you for listening.
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