DRINNIES - My Little Muli
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Hello, I welcome you to a new episode of Drainys.
We hope you're doing well, and if not, it's okay.
It's Friday afternoon.
It's the day we're recording podcasts, Julia.
Yes.
And it's not just the day I record podcasts,
but also washing clothes between home office meetings
and also in the hardware store,
even on the day of the bridge and buying a hose.
The best idea probably for a long time.
There have been few people there, few people stressed,
and I probably the least stressed by all.
How long was the snake at the sausage devil?
I don't know, I think longer than the hose I bought.
40 meters.
Three things I'm doing on Friday and only one I really like.
Everyone can think what it is.
Honestly, I'm not that good yet.
But I have it in the week.
I don't want to talk about long and hot breads.
I have it in the week.
I can now get something nice back.
Oh, I'm glad now, Julia. Yes, I'm glad too. I like to give again. I'm happy to have something nice to do again.
I'm happy to have something nice to do again.
I was at the drinks market and bought a mixed box with Plastic P.E.T. bottles.
And then I remembered something nice.
When I put the first bottle in the fridge,
because of course the drinks have to be cooled now,
I noticed that the bottle was sliding through my hands. Of course, the drinks have to be... Now we're at a temperature where the drinks have to be cooled. Of course.
I noticed that the bottle is sliding through my hands,
as if it were made of silk, from Kashmir.
And I noticed that this Merwig bottle was brand new.
A brand new Merino bottle.
Yes, that was a real Merino bottle.
I had it 100% in my hand as the first one,
outside of the sales circle.
I was the first end user to hold this bottle in my hands.
It was very smooth, unharmed, no scratches.
It felt like something I had never felt before.
And then I realized that I had never had it before
with such a Merve box that I had the brand new bottle.
It's probably the brand new bottle. You can't be 100% sure.
It was very new at 99%.
It's the beginning of a beautiful recycling story.
A recycling fairy in Germany.
Yes.
I have to say, recycling is a good thing.
It's important that we don't just throw away the bottles
and then they lie somewhere and have to be reused.
But I don't really like about it,
that I sometimes think about it,
who probably already drank everything in front of me.
Of course, it is then ultra-high-pasturized, I know what.
Still, this thought, how many people, thousands maybe.
I don't really like it.
No, it's kind of weird, but I try to hide it.
But the more beautiful it was to have the feeling
I'm the first person to drink out of the bottle.
No one gnawed on it, no one gnawed on it.
In the Fiat Panda in the front.
It was a beautiful, exquisite feeling, and that's my in the week.
Like Markus Lanz in Greenland, the first person in Greenland.
In his documentary Markus Lanz in Greenland.
He's surely the first person in cooked spaghetti Napoli in Greenland.
Well, I don't know that. But probably the first person who cooked spaghetti Napoli in Greenland like his mom.
Like the mom of Markus Lanz. I think that's something you can say, right?
No one in Greenland has ever cooked spaghetti Napoli like Markus Lanz's mom.
He's a 100% pioneer. And nobody does anything to him,
unlike all the other...
all the other sparrows.
But this time, only on the edge.
I also have an end of the week.
Oh, gladly.
My end of the week is
Gfrag gejagt, for one specific reason.
We came up with the question
of Gfrag gejagt.
What's the name of the podcast of Julia Becker and Chris Sommer?
A. Drinnies, B. I don't know.
Couchies and Schüchties.
Is that so?
Yes.
I liked that.
And I don't watch the question hunt.
Me neither.
I got it from a friend.
I thought I didn't see it right.
I was even editing a podcast.
Then I suddenly get a message.
Alexander Bommes, your podcast is not known. What's going on there? What a podcast. You, Alexander Bommes, you know your podcast, right?
What's going on there?
What's going on there, Alexander Bommes?
Honestly, it makes him even more sympathetic.
Our Bommi.
Yes, but I'm glad we came to the question and answer game
and not to the X, Y.
That's what they say.
Or at Spiegel TV.
Yes, well, my mother saw me on TV,
because she watches the game a lot, and she even watched it herself, where someone came me on TV, because she watches a lot of X and Y. And she even watched herself
where someone came up to her that she knew.
Oh.
I think two people came up to her.
Before or after the suicide?
Both. She knew victims like she knew perpetrators.
Boy, boy, boy.
And it was a hot evening, I'd say.
In the family, it's on the cards.
Did she give you phone numbers or did she keep it for herself?
I'd have to ask how that went down.
I think she knew the people and couldn't say anything about it.
Not because she didn't want to, but because she didn't know.
I see. I recently recognized someone on TV, Chris.
I don't know if you remember, but I told my podcast
about this curious, the perfect dinner participant
who served fish as dessert in a vanilla pudding.
I remember.
Where everyone was so disgusted that no one ate it.
And he was super weird, he made weird statements
where I thought, he's playing it,
that's not real what he's saying.
He called himself Felix, an older gentleman,
somewhere near Cologne and Bonn.
In a greenhouse, he said he was wealthy,
a very strange guy, with a Capri,
said he had 11 cars.
It seemed very dubious.
A really dubious impression.
And the fish in the dessert, that was very strange.
I think a lot of people really enjoyed this episode
after they heard the episode from us.
And now he's back to me.
Luckily I have attentive listeners here in the crowd.
I was sent the said Felix, in quotation marks,
at Terra X, or Terra Explore, that's what it was called,
in the show,
Poor meets rich, or
How fair is money?
Where people were asked what their opinion was on
how fair is it in Germany
when it comes to money.
And then this Felix appeared
as Wolfgang.
Different name.
But he didn't cook. He didn't cook a fish.
He didn't cook a fish, but the verbal version of it.
He made fish into the dessert verbally.
He said really stupid things about money and wealth.
It stung to the sky.
Yes, really.
But as Wolfgang.
And I find that very exciting.
Now I'm wondering, of course, which name is wrong, which one is right.
And the first thing I thought was that this record
at Terra X was after the perfect dinner
and that he might have come to the witness protection program
after the accident with the fish in the dessert.
That's why it was somehow from the Federal Court of Justice
and that has caused big waves
and then he had to go into the witness protection program.
Well, it's obvious that he's probably in the Komparsenkartei,
and both formats are operating from the Komparsenkartei
with extravagant characters.
Or in one of the two formats he first appeared
and the other format said,
we have to call him somehow.
Or it's just a coincidence,
or what's likely is that he's really undercover, he's been underdressed and has to work hard to
create a new image in all the shows
that Germany has.
Probably he's in the role of a
rich man, I assume.
Yes, of course.
He says it's kind of benevolent.
And whoever has seen his house,
knows that it's a normal average citizen.
But was it really his house?
I don't know that either.
I don't know where it was up and down, what it was, what it wasn't.
Who was Felix, who was Wolfgang?
And then I have to say, what is he doing there?
And then I thought, maybe it was an undercover-boss episode.
And he's actually the boss of ZDF.
You know what I mean?
That could be. Or what I think is, he cooked something like that.
What did he have calamari with vanilla pudding?
No, with crabs and stuff.
That was disgusting.
And that's where the executive in Germany worked.
There is Zoll, the Federal Police and national criminals came together and said,
did you see that last night?
We really have to put an exclamation mark on that.
We're pulling this pulling out of traffic.
And then they said, okay,
basic rules, you give us information,
where did you get these recipes from?
And we'll get you a new image
and send you through all formats.
We can't wait to see where Felix aka Wolfgang
will still appear.
And what are his new names?
I'm really excited.
I think we'll hear a lot from him.
The man with a thousand faces.
Probably soon in some kind of reality TV format.
I heard about one of the Sopranos actors.
I think Bobby was his character, the character he played.
Sopranos, this mafia series from the 90s, 2000s.
Is that the one in the toy store?
I don't know anymore, but he told me something interesting. mafia series from the 90s, 2000s. Is that the one that comes around in the toy store?
I don't know anymore, but he told me something interesting.
You know, Sopranos, there's this boss mafioso, Tony,
the boss, the head of the gang, the family man, the patriarch.
And that's actually the real main character.
And then there are a lot of side characters,
who are sometimes more important, sometimes less important.
And he said, he was one of these side characters,
and he said, of course we all wanted to have bigger roles, so that our roles would be more important in the plot.
And I think they wrote it that way back then,
not like today, you write a season, eight episodes,
and then it's produced,
but they always wrote it episode after episode.
So, one episode was turned off, then the next one was written.
Not quite like that, it was produced in the prelude,
but afterwards, in the season, it was written even further.
And then you could still react,
what are the plots and how is it perceived in the audience,
which is of course a stress for the authors.
In any case, he always hoped to get a new script,
that he would have a little more text and maybe become bigger,
because that is of course also a big milestone
for all these smaller actors.
But he also said, the more important the role became,
and the more they were respected and loved by the audience,
the more relationships the audience could build up to the character,
the greater the risk that the character would be killed in the plot.
So that Bobby, Bobby's actor,
gets the script for the new episode,
which has to be shot this or next week.
And it says, yeah, Bobby was shot by Tony in a fight,
stabbed, beaten, whatever,
because the role was so important
that it could be triggered by the audience.
That's the pure nerve-kiss to get the script.
Yes, and that also means that the degree was very small
between I want a big role and get more days of shooting,
also more money, of course, and maybe other tasks.
I can push myself more into the foreground with it.
But also the role becomes so big and so important
that we can also do a good job of it,
the figure and can solve something,
and the plot becomes more interesting,
and then you're just unemployed.
And that was really a problem,
because they wrote episode after episode
and reacted.
So if they realized it's getting too boring,
then you have to kill one of them.
Yes, I understand.
And now it's clear,
with Wolfgang or Felix or whatever his name is,
he has to be careful
that he doesn't get too big.
Because if people build a relationship with him too big,
he'll be killed soon.
He has to be careful not to create a monster himself.
Felix, be warned, next time you're asked to hunt,
maybe with Alexander Bommes,
you'll be asked holes in your belly,
until you fall over and can't do it anymore.
I came back from this trip last week,
and it was very exhausting.
It was nice, but exhausting.
Then I said, I'm going to wellness.
And I wanted to do this private wellness.
I thought, you're going to Alexander Bommersen.
That's wellness, wellness for the soul.
I wanted to do wellness,
because I had six shows in seven days,
and that was too much for me.
Then I had to do wellness first.
Then I went to this private wellness.
I have to say, I also noticed it.
It was too much.
You hardly changed anything with me in the last few days.
The words became lame.
Yes, that's true.
You became word lame.
And I have an understanding for that.
You are introverted.
It's enough somewhere.
If you're on tour for a week,
then you need three weeks to recover.
Yes, you really have to say,
my social battery is at minus 1000.
I really have to say that.
I don't want to talk to anyone about the hello.
The best conditions for a podcast.
Yes, the podcast is still going.
The last one with you is something else.
But strangers shouldn't talk to me now.
That's kind's extremely exhausting.
I don't want to complain, the flight was nice,
but after that I needed wellness.
Then I went to this private wellness
where you have a small room with a whirlpool and sauna.
Like in Frankfurt, in this, let's say, milieu spa.
Not in Frankfurt, in another one that wasn't so mega puff-like.
You didn't want to say it.
The thing is, you can order food there,
it comes through a door, anonymous.
So it's super Trini-friendly.
Something Felix might have to prepare
when he gets into the jail.
Imagine, that's what the jail would be like.
With Jacuzzi and sauna and a food cell,
where falafel balls come through.
Anyway, I have to say about the food is not that good.
The food is okay, but there is little choice and it is very expensive.
And what should I say? It is exactly the opposite of a supermarket.
So I have of course planned time to go to the supermarket beforehand,
to buy cheap drinks, I bought a Fritz Cola.
Then I bought some Jotto and some...
I was at the bakery for a sandwich
and they had these really crazy bag of rushells.
I don't know what...
I think bakeries have a competition going on.
Who makes the loudest bag?
I said it's an advertising effect.
You're walking somewhere in a shopping street in Cologne.
You're walking, you're taken by all the impressions,
and suddenly you're rustling,
and then you're immediately hungry for a bun from Merzinnig.
I said, it's like a design for car doors, you know?
The closing sound of the car doors is also designed,
or the cookie, or the chip,
when you bite into the chips.
And I think that's also the case with bun bags.
Wow, Chris, now I have an idea.
We could, so that...
It's a shame that we won't have that anymore.
We could recognize the bakery while rustling the bag. We could recognize the bakery by the sound of the bag.
We could do that with all bakeries in Cologne.
Exactly. And then also the content.
So that you say, wait a minute, this is Kampfs
and in there is a schnitzel crustini.
Zimtwuppi.
Zimtwuppi.
And you know what the next level would be?
Also say how long it's in there and how the fat has already penetrated through the bag.
The fat also changes the acoustics of the bag.
The butter has been lying in the bag for four and a half to five hours,
about the distance from Cologne to Hamburg.
That's right! That would be so awesome.
And then Jan Josef Liefers has to dip his head in Bautzner mustard.
His head with his hat.
Where was it?
In the wellness cell.
And I put my own things in my bag and then I covered it with a towel, because you
can't take anything with you.
It's forbidden.
Yes, and I've had it the last time, because I was there more than once, you just say
at the beginning, I know how it works,
then you don't get anything explained anymore,
and then you can actually directly,
you become a part of your cell, a part of your wellness cell.
And then you can enjoy the day.
And now it was like this,
that was a very ambitious employee,
and he just gave me everything again,
and explained everything to me,
even though I said I was already there.
And then he said,
now I would like to ask you to store all the food and drinks
and things made of glass in the bin.
And then there are so many pins on the right of the tray,
and I already put them over it.
And he was already staring at me as if he had guessed
that I had the That's not going to get any better, because I'm on the spa for four hours. It was a...
A leek with... It really was a leek!
A leek with cheese...
And you took out the tomatoes, because you don't like tomatoes.
Yes! 100%! 100% right!
And there's Jan Josef Livers in the Bautzner-Senf, medium-sharp.
We'll let him in for another 30 seconds.
We hope he'll come out again, be aware.
Some of us hope he'll come out again.
So, and now back to the spin.
I go to the spin, open it up like this, like Ali B.
And then I have...
Rattle, rattle, rattle, rattle, rattle.
I rattle in my bag.
And I tell you, he heard exactly the rattle,
the beckerey-tweet, the rattle, the high street,
you can hear it right away. He heard it when you came in. He probably thought, The and a pack of chewing gum. And I put them in the bin. Shit on the book, shit on the chewing gum.
And then I put the bin back in, and I thought, shit.
Now I have to, if he picks me up, he'll pick me up
and take me to his cell.
And then I really have to go,
how many meters would that have been?
15 meters, 20 meters.
I really have to go on quiet soles.
The bag can't move.
Because there was a rustle material in it,
that made a noise.
And then the glass bottle,
which you could also clearly hear,
which always hit my key.
And then I really, I got so together,
I had a red head,
I tried not to move a millimeter,
I was very quiet and carefully running after it.
I imagine, like a Catholic priest,
on Christmas, only he knows that the
Christmas Eve is coming.
Now I'm slowly stepping into the church.
Just enjoy the performance, because there's finally a audience.
And the best waiters are looking around,
wondering what he's doing so slowly.
The staff at the spa probably thought, what is he doing?
Why is she walking so strangely?
Why is her bag so stiff?
But I actually managed to smuggle everything in.
And I could then smoke and drink on the spot,
to my liking, and saved a lot of money.
I have to say, I have a tip if you want to smuggle something in.
The jacket trick, very simple. You take a lot of money. I have to say, I have a tip if you want to smuggle something in. The jacket trick, very simple.
You take a jacket with you.
You have a climate system somewhere in the evening.
It gets a little cold.
You take the transition jacket with you.
And underneath you take the Gio chips, the Lays, the Pringles,
Haribo Star Mix, a coke.
Take it in your hand.
What kind of jacket is that?
A winter coat?
You take it all in your hand. You can't carry that much. You have to decide. Maybe a drink, Har it in your hand. What kind of jacket is that? A winter coat? You take it all in your hand.
You can't wear too much, of course.
You have to decide.
Maybe a drink, a Haribo or chips.
Take it in one hand and lay it over your arm
and the jacket in your hand.
The jacket.
You take it with you, it's cold, it's getting cold.
In the evening, in the summer.
You lay it over and then you lay it a little bit
like a university professor who is walking through his own library on a Sunday afternoon.
A little bit on the belly,
a whole lecher, the jacket is over it,
nobody notices what's going on.
I went to a jazz festival for three days already.
Because everything was so expensive there.
And a glass of water cost 27 euros, I felt.
And that's where I started to bring my two-liter-pulls in like this.
It's a trick, but you have to say cinemas aren't easy either.
You have to decide, either smuggle snacks in or film the canvas for Kino.to.
Both don't work.
I have a brilliant idea. I want to say brilliant when you said it.
There are also these fake baby bellies, which are often used on TV.
Maybe you could do something with a hole in the inside,
to cut it open.
And inside there's everything, like a big breast bag,
like a fanny pack, in flesh colors.
And you open it and you can isolate all the drinks from the inside,
so you can cool it down.
You also have a nice cold in the stomach in summer.
I say, you can look at a lot of things from the drug scene.
That for example.
Who can stop us from watching?
Maybe we should say, watch Felix and Wolfgang again.
Is that his real belly or does he have vanilla pudding and calamari in it?
Maybe also really, as you say, watch from the drug scene,
maybe also really before the movie visit,
put the pack of M&M's peanuts in a condom before the movie,
tie them up and swallow them.
If you're in the cinema long enough, it's worth it.
I have another idea.
Leave the condom, take the M&M's peanuts before the movie,
eat them and then you go in.
Brilliant, Chris.
I just eat a bag of Gio popcorn before the movie,
and then I did that too.
Honestly.
Thanks for the tip, Julia.
Tips are my area anyway, Chris.
I always like to give tips, and especially here in our service podcast.
The listeners should also have an added value
here from this podcast, which they listen to when they clean and fall asleep.
And that's why I want to point out things here
that affect us all,
that could affect you and me, Chris.
And I would like to ask you to play the trainer now,
because now comes the service table.
Very welcome.
The Trini's Service Table.
So here are the really important things, right?
Yes.
The things that we actually have to have in the center of our lives, but unfortunately neglect.
Yes. And I'll start with calls back, Chris.
There are two calls back, they are brilliant, they hurry.
I really have to give everything now.
I hope that...
So it's Friday now, I don't know if that's already done on Tuesday,
but right now it's brand new.
And that is health risk warning against against Haribo Happy Cola Fizz.
As the Clean Kids magazine reports, the Dutch authorities have issued a warning
to Kilo-Packages Haribo Happy Cola Fizz with a minimum shelf life date of January 26.
As the authorities have reported, three affected bags have been identified so far,
containing sweets,
whose harm can lead to health problems,
for example dizziness.
Whether other packages are affected is not known at the moment.
There have been several cases of illness in adults and children.
The cause is currently being investigated by the Dutch authorities
in close cooperation with Haribo.
First reports have been made that cannabis reports showed cannabis components in the sweets.
So, guys, Haribo Fizz, here too, I'd like to say,
the chargers that are taken out of the traffic,
please send me.
Exactly, send me a pallet, I would then also dispose of them
before the cinema visit, free of charge.
But that's a strong piece, right?
I'll say, happy cola but it's really meant happy.
Yes, yes, depending on the person.
It's also funny when you give it to children.
But when I think about it, Haribo, Hans Riegel Bonn,
now I've read Hendrik Streeck, the cult virologist from Bonn.
The business virologist.
Exactly, the startup virologist.
The power performance virologist from Bonn.
He's at the CDU and is now, I think, a drug advocate on the federal level.
Oh great.
And then I think to myself, yes, that's clearly what's happening there.
He wants to bring his first major case to the country by putting the stuff in there himself.
Wait a minute, That would fit him.
You know, at Amsant many politicians
make a symbolic policy for the first time.
That they say something like, we have decided
or this is what's going on, save a stick.
Although that was decided four years ago
by a completely different government.
And so is Hendrik Streker.
He had already prepared that half a year ago
so that he already has a big case right now.
Cannabis, coke bottles from Haribo.
That's of course an ugly story.
That's not nice, but there are more calls, Chris.
That's not all.
And that's why Ostoy calls
fake My Little Pony articles back from Action.
Ostoy has noticed that different My Little Pony Explore
Acastria articles that were sold via action studios,
that they are a fake product.
Did Action Little Pony fake?
It wasn't a pony, it was a mouse.
A mouse animal.
My Little Mooly.
Yes.
Oh man, I want to see that.
My Little Mooly, that's a lot sweeter.
Really, really, right?
My little mooly is... but he's too late.
Yeah, well, the face was a little smaller and not so elongated.
But good, but otherwise he had four legs, a mane.
My god, my little pony, my little mooly, that can happen.
But I find that interesting how then faked goods
into the retail unit under a faked name. I find that an interesting thing. I would like to up in the retail unit under faked names.
I find that an interesting thing.
I'd like to go into the research to see how that can happen.
Wouldn't surprise me if Felix or Wolfgang had something to do with it.
Or Henrik Streeck.
Or Alexander Bommes.
No, he had...
I think I'd really bet 100 euros now.
Maybe even 120 euros.
That Alexander Bommes has nothing to do with My Little Mooly.
I think Alexander Bormes didn't mess with My Little Pony.
I think so too, I trust him.
And he always wears these trust-awakening royal blue suits
and white sneakers.
I saw something at the NDR, Alexander Bormes' mother channel,
at his employer, at the market.
I always like to look watch these advice magazines,
where they also do product testing.
Which have watched the service cycle.
Exactly, which made us feel bad.
They stole our rubric and made a show out of it 30 years ago.
I think that's one of the most insane things.
We are My Little Pony, they are My Little Moony.
Right. And I saw a case of a young man who ordered a TV online
at an electronics shop.
And he was supposed to be delivered.
A big thing, 2000 euros, he saved on it.
And it's a lot of money, a whole month's salary.
He moved into a new apartment with his girlfriend,
he was super happy about it.
And then he was supposed to be delivered by a dispatcher.
And with the call before, half an hour.
We know the dispatcher calls, we'll be there in half an hour.
And if you're not there, you have a problem.
And he wasn't there and they didn't call half an hour before.
But when the dispatcher was already in the house with the huge TV.
And then the dispatcher brought the young man to give him a permission to turn off the TV.
Aha.
He did it, then the TV didn't have to be taken back.
That would be too tedious.
The TV was turned off in the house floor of this family home.
And when the young man who ordered this TV
at the electronics department, which I don't want to call,
came home, the TV was gone.
Beep-stall.
Police turned on, asked around the house,
what's going on with him on TV.
May I take a look?
To find out if someone has a new TV hanging on the wall.
It wasn't easy to find out.
Then I tried to get the money through the shipping.
It was difficult to get the money through the electronics trade.
Nothing worked.
Then it went to the end of the market.
And that's of course the reporter team.
They got on the mat, stood on the mat,
and then they rang the doorbell in the family house.
The people knew nothing, were shocked,
were afraid to leave their own packages in the hallway.
And then something happened that surprised me.
Namely, the editorial board had found out about the electronics trade,
whose name was constantly mentioned.
So, probably 20 times in that article.
And they wrote,
yes, we don't want to miss this opportunity.
This young gentleman,
he's been doing research,
he's been doing his best,
his hard-working attitude has moved us.
Besides, it's a 1A advertising platform for us.
We give him the money back, even though we didn't do anything wrong.
And I don't fall for this advertising.
It's time for electronics experts to let TV get stolen from the house floor,
just so that NDM Mark makes a video about it half a year later
and they can say, we're the healers.
And the TV will be sold again.
Coincidence? I don't think so.
I don't fall for that. And then TV video you sold. Coincidence? I don't think so.
I don't fall for that.
Then you have to hold a finger to the wound.
Then I ask, did he really get the money back
or just a voucher?
Schellm, who thinks evil?
And is he really called Jonas or Felix or Wolfgang?
But honestly, Chris, that's for me the magic of television.
That's for me why there is still TV. Only for this me. That's why there's television.
Just for that reason.
Miracles happen.
Television is only there
because a horny RTL editor flies to Alanya on the weekend
to disappoint vacationers who have a construction site right in front of their window
to help get their 480 euros back for the one week of all-inclusive in a long year.
And he manages that with the shaky hidden camera on his coat.
He manages that in the end by staying hard-naked and with a microphone, with a pop-shirt,
which goes so badly on people's backs from the hotel management,
terrorizes the travel organizer with phone calls.
Nice from his email address matthias.schmidt.rtl.de.
So everyone knows, now comes the TV.
And suddenly the problems are solved somehow like a magic hand.
Everything is possible, magic on television.
Only to fulfill wishes the TV is still there.
Investigative reporting as a guillotine.
And here something is being moved.
But I honestly, I'm giving it to the young man.
2000 euros, a lot of money.
I would feel like a jerk.
And I learned from it.
The thing is, if you give a permission to cancel,
then there is a change in the contract,
so that you then, of course, you get arrested.
You can also think for yourself,
it's a tricky thing, but if something is stolen,
in principle, the responsibility is yours
and nobody will be arrested for it, except yourself.
Chris, thank you for this service tip.
And I asked myself,
do you still buy TV?
Well, we also have a TV now, I like to watch TV.
Jürja Becker watches the Geissens, and that's it.
And you too.
And me too.
Exactly.
But I'm wondering where everyone is still hanging out on TikTok
and InstaReels or something like that,
in the YouTube shorts.
Hahaha.
Will there be a TV soon?
And the other question is
if the TV industry doesn't
get into TV again in a last day of despair
like Steffen Raab
that they say LG and Samsung
and Sony say let's do it
because the hip is high-end TV
9 to 16, not 16 to 9
that we watch TikToks on TV.
I'm telling you, it's a question of time
until the first 127 inch TV,
as big as a table, is developed.
Where it's being turned, you can turn it, by the way.
It would have to be turned,
but maybe if the whole family helps,
you can turn it on the wall holder
on the high edge again, and then the boy
can play the best TikToks on Sunday afternoon. That's awesome, right? you could turn them on the wall holder again, and then the boy, seven-year-old son,
can play the best TikToks on Sunday afternoon.
That's awesome, right?
I don't know if that's awesome.
I mean, children today, they'll also...
TV is dying out, it's a fact.
The children don't watch TV anymore.
They won't get it back either, the Internet is just too big.
The children can only use apps, They can't use computers anymore. They can only use apps.
Yeah.
And the trend is really going away from TV.
Well, it's been going on for a long time.
For 30 years.
And that would be awesome if you could do that in a high-end way.
That would be totally awesome.
Yeah.
So here you heard it for the first time.
And I think in two years at the latest
German high-end TV will the House of Floor.
But RTL will be right, or NDR, MDR, all service stations.
You know what I'm also happy about?
Our tour, we announced it last week.
Yes.
And Cologne and Hamburg have already been sold out.
It was today.
We don't know how it will be on Tuesday,
when the episode is released.
So far, two cities have already been sold out.
Which is crazy, after one day it was already so crazy. Yes. that the But Chris, I'm really, I'll tell you how it is, I'm excited and also happy because of course
there are historical houses where we, our podcasts,
I wanted to record them, but we don't record them,
we have to present them.
And that's not very understandable, I remember the last time
that it was really a problem for the houses to say
we'll let you in here, because actually they really
only make music.
Yes, but I think it has to do with the fact that
everyone, including you and me,
we took good care of ourselves.
And it's an exclusive episode in XXL, I would say,
which is not recorded, not streamed,
not in the archive and then still published or something,
but whoever is there, hears it and nobody else.
And I mean, there's something special about these houses.
I'm actually particularly happy about Leipzig.
I was already sitting there in front of the audience myself.
That's of course historical, unbelievable.
I was sitting there, behind the orchestra.
A dresser, you have to say.
Yes, exactly, a dresser.
A historical house, a beautiful hall,
and I was sitting behind the orchestra, on the emporium,
and so that the orchestra sat with their backs to me
and I could look at the notes.
That was interesting.
Sometimes someone was panning and the person next to them
was showing where they were.
That was interesting to observe.
But the conductor, Ricardo Chay,
I think he was the chief conductor of the Gewandhaus Orchestra,
he was looking at us, in our direction.
And the evening was, I'd say, very intense for me.
Because for some reason, I'd say,
he decided to stare at me again and again on the first day.
How did he want to use that with your saxophone?
I don't know, maybe he saw more in me.
Maybe he saw everything he didn't want to see in me.
Maybe it was just a coincidence. I don't know.
Because sometimes you just look into the void.
You know that when you're on stage.
But the choice always falls on you.
That was in New York, in the theater play.
You were in the spotlight.
You attract people magically from the stage.
I think I want to perform the invisibility,
almost like I had to measure my pulse at the beginning
and tried to perform particularly well.
And the exact opposite happened.
And he kept looking at me and even between the sentences.
During breaks, you don't clap between the sentences.
Actually, you have to talk about it.
Awkward Silence.
You just heard a really good piece.
The people delivered it really well.
Actually, you could say in the orchestra,
guys, it was pretty sick.
It was very sad.
It was sick, but we'll keep it up.
It's the so-called high culture, you're happy inside.
That's edging for high culture.
That's not going beyond.
Do you think that's the same with classical musicians,
that they're like the professional football players, that they, like professional footballers,
can't have sex with the players in the World Cup?
That they have to go on stage full of And with the horns. There the fist is being hit. Yes.
No, but that's really, that we're there on stage, that's, I haven't realized that yet, but yes.
There are still tickets. For Leipzig, the Empore was released today, by the way.
They hadn't released it at first, because it could also be that not so many people come, but it's now released.
So you can still buy tickets. It was on Friday today. I don't know how it is on Tuesday.
But Leipzig is legendary.
I'm really looking forward to the Leipzig people.
Because the readings there were always super, super awesome.
There will be rubrics, there will be hopefully good anecdotes.
There will be one or the other product recall.
Live product recall.
The shift in goods test will be live with a blue light. a blue light and say that the Giochips are great,
even if they're Lays, even if they're doubtful. Send us a palette.
Send us a palette. By the way, I still want a person who's going to read the notes all the time.
Can we do that? Can we make sure?
I was asked once to do that.
To read them?
That was a good decision to reject it.
I think that's mega difficult.
A friend of mine did it.
And I was at the concert, because he knew the piece well.
You have to deal with it.
And he messed it up.
It wasn't a solo piano piece,
but it was, I don't know, with a chamber orchestra or something.
That means the piano has a break.
You have to change the break, of course.
Oh my God.
And he told her.
That's so sad.
And then the pianist, who was unbent on her own,
and I still remember how she unbent on her own,
and then you felt the drunkenness,
the annoyed exhalation,
and then looked at him.
Oh, that's disgusting.
That's funny too, right?
Awkward.
You sit on the bench next to him
and the pianist hits the keys mega.
It goes mega. And you have to sit there almost without a name.
Yes, that's crazy. You're like a bodyguard.
You have to be a little invisible.
But you have to keep it running, right?
Yes. And I mean, these houses, it's also crazy,
these houses are all subsidized, that's right.
These tickets, there are sometimes hundreds of euros
that are subsidized, the tickets, for internal events.
We are an external event, there's nothing like that.
It's also true.
In the state hall in Berlin, I think,
every ticket that is sold is subsidized with 270 euros.
That's so sick.
To the price you pay when you enter.
And I'm happy to be there.
And weird, after so many years in the Gewandhaus
with a school class on a study trip.
I was on the same trip in December.
That was great.
Was that with the Weimar age?
Did you do the propeller?
Yes, that was the...
The propeller trip.
Yes.
I watched an interview because I wanted to see
how it looked at the Gewandhaus,
with the chief conductor, Ricardo Chai,
who was the chief conductor at the time.
And there was a good scene at the beginning,
he was asked, you were beaten up by the judge,
in English the interview was, should I call you knight?
So knight.
And he, so very modest, Ricardo Chai said,
no, no, maestro, enough for me.
Maestro. I think that's cool. I, no, maestro, enough for me. Maestro!
I like that. I want to do it with maestro.
If we perform, will I be your maestro?
If you want, I'll address you like that.
If you want it.
Only after the performance in the Gewandhaus.
I want to promise that I won't bother anyone.
I won't, and I don't think you will.
No!
I won't address anyone directly from the audience.
Never.
We know the procedures.
You have the Haribo bag under your arm with the handkerchief over it.
You sit in the chair, the button opens and you can start to rattle.
And then you can go.
What I'm especially happy about is that so many people have written that they come alone.
Because that's a sign of quality for me. That people feel comfortable when they come alone. Because that's a sign of the quality for me,
that people feel comfortable when they come alone.
And I know that it's an open hurdle for me,
to do things alone.
But I'm glad that so many people come alone.
And I think that people will find themselves
who want to find themselves.
Some just want to have their peace.
They are very welcome.
But of course you can also us via our tour post.
Some of them have written, they are looking for people who will go with them.
So if you want to get to know other fellow drinnies, do it.
And if not, it's okay.
I wouldn't mind.
But I also want to say, you can come alone.
Honestly, nobody cares.
I was alone at a three-day jazz festival in Rotterdam.
Nobody cares if I'm alone. a three-day jazz festival in Rotterdam. Nobody cared if I was alone.
There are also advantages, because you don't have to make an appointment
and wait until you're back from the toilet.
You can do whatever you want.
And one thing I have to make clear now,
in two cities we visit on the tour, I haven't been to yet.
I've been to one city many times, but that doesn't count.
Changing the track at the station doesn't count.
And I want you to guess which cities that are. Okay, so...
You know me too.
Cologne and Berlin, we've already moved out.
Hamburg too.
Hamburg too.
Leipzig.
Leipzig.
You just said, Frankfurt and Munich, I'd say.
That wasn't Alexander Wormes.
That was too easy.
That was embarrassing.
Well, I've never been to Munich. Let's see how it goes.
I'm looking forward to it.
And I've moved to Frankfurt.
I know people who are angry there,
who are clapping their hands on the platform at 7 a.m.
because they probably went through the 50 million bank deal.
I haven't been to Frankfurt often.
Once with the school. I was in the upper class
and that was absolutely awesome
because that was the second Primark Germany
opened. It must have been 2008, 2009.
And back then it was, I don't know if you can imagine it,
but it was so intense because
it was really cheap and so at the age of 16, 17
you could buy clothes yourself.
And there were big sizes, at least back then I think.
Yes, there were big sizes. Back then a Novum, except H&M, had five things, had no store, big sizes.
And then at a price that you could afford. Yes, that was fast fashion, but yes, we were 17 and had no money.
So we were of course mega excited about it. We went to the museum with the class, to the Henkenberg Museum.
But then everyone ran away from home and went to Primark.
That wasn't as cool as Primark.
Primark was the hot shit back then, you have to say.
And then I was recently in the Puff Spa.
And that's the two Primark and the Puff Spa.
That's my Frankfurt and Frankfurt Book Fair.
That's my Frankfurt memory. And I have to say, all three are very positive in my head
and I'm very happy that we're in the old opera in Frankfurt.
I want to talk to you about my soul.
I was on a visit, family visit, and there was something to celebrate.
We went to, I would say, to 8, to the restaurant.
There were also small children there.
And then we were placed in a separate room, where there were two long tables.
One was for us, and shortly after we sat down, another party company came.
And they were actually very pleasant people, I have to say.
So that didn't bother me.
I had enough time to regenerate myself from this family event anyway.
But it became more unpleasant when the other party company,
I mean the family, the Tony Soprano,
from the Sauerland,
a short-sleeved, colorful shirt,
took out his bag and obviously,
as it turned out, distributed lyrics,
song lyrics that he copied at home,
that he copied from books. One person came to us, wanted to distribute us song lyrics, Liedblätter, die er zu Hause kopiert hat, wo er Sachen aus Büchern kopiert hat.
Eine Person ist dann zu uns gekommen,
wollte uns auch Liedblätter verteilen,
hat uns gefragt, möchten Sie auch ein Liedblatt,
möchten Sie auch mitsingen, haben wir Danken abgelehnt.
Nicht wissend, was dann folgte.
Es folgte um die 30 Minuten Dauerbeschallung vom Nebentisch.
Dort wurde gesungen.
Und ich möchte sagen, it was not that good.
I think you have to have the guts to start singing in public
with a group where you haven't said anything.
And you're still talking about food.
It's almost half a flash mob, or like in the theater,
when the people... you might have been in the show
where the actresses, before the play starts,
go to the audience and mix the audience.
And then sit down, pretend to be the audience.
And then the play starts out of the audience,
by the actresses standing up.
And that's how it felt a little bit.
So you're pulled into something,
where I don't want to be part of it.
Like a crime scene.
Yes, exactly. But a criminal. Exactly.
But without you knowing it.
Without you knowing it.
And what I liked as well,
you always knew when the next song starts, one was finished,
and then the family leader, Tony Sopranos from Sauerland,
gave a voice tone.
The first tone.
Hmmmm.
And then the people voted, his family... Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I looked over, was annoyed, his performance was in the air. I thought about starting a counter song.
Oh yes, Hejo, start the car. As a canon.
I looked for the distance, I was on the toilet for a long time.
But you've now been vaccinated, you've been digested.
Yes, that was already hardcore.
It was also somehow admirable,
how stoic they went through it.
Yeah, people don't know anything, they have a tunnel vision.
Yes, and also, I think, a self-confidence, which I lack.
So basically in my life, where it's not enough to just say in the restaurant,
well, we sing now, that's our family tradition, and that's how it is now.
And everyone else is pulled into the abyss.
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Maybe I'll take that off?
Stop it.
Maybe I'll do my hair like Bauer.
And Jo, I'll go to the bathroom.
No, if we're sold out, I'll take off my blanque.
I already said that.
Okay, guys.
Get yourself a ticket for the tour.
We're very happy.
And now we say, until next Tuesday,
then there's a special again.
Exactly, we're going on a further education journey.
Basically, on a further education seminar.
For our tour, you could say.
The link to the tickets will be in the show notes.
I'm looking forward to our further education journey,
to our education journey, to the seminar.
Which we will definitely do 100% of.
Seminar hotel in Iserlohn.
Okay, until next Tuesday.
Have a nice week and bye!
Thanks for listening, see you soon and bye!