DRINNIES - Rapunzels Extensions

Episode Date: March 10, 2025

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Drainys, the podcast from the comfort zone. Hello and welcome to a new episode of Drainys. We hope you're doing well and if not, that's okay. This is the podcast from the comfort zone, as it's called in the intro. And Julia, I welcome you very warmly to this new edition. Petri Hall. Number 205, I mean, if I counted correctly. Crazy.

And I want to ask you, what's new? What's on? What needs to be done? There's not much new, but I've got an in-the-week case that interests you. Yes. My in-the-week are automated doors that open early enough. I've experienced that often now, that doors don't communicate clearly whether they're automated or not. And you keep going towards the door, you get closer and closer and don't know if it opens or not.

Do I have to keep my hand ready to open it? And then in the last second it opens, which is too late because you already have the handle in your hand and it was in use to open them. And then in the last second she opens herself, which is too late, because you already have the grip in your hand and it was in the concept to open them. It's a bit fake. I don't need that in my life. I have to know from the beginning if the door will open or not. And she has to know from the beginning,

she has to recognize me 10 meters in advance. There's a person behind me, now I open myself, now I'm doing sesame, open yourself, now the door will open. That's my in the week, doors that open in time. You open yourself also mentally, actually. Then you open the mind and let others look inside.

For example, if I want to step on the door, of course, by stepping through it, of course, especially in shopping streets, I noticed that. I think that up there this sensor is set up so that you really have to stand in front of it until the door opens and then you have to stop for a moment. So if I'm in my tight step, I have to go to the door with a quick pace, I usually have to brake for a moment because otherwise I run into the glass window. If the sliding door doesn't open.

And that's a big problem. That's what you have to do here. I hope that the problem will be solved soon. The same problem in the train. There are certain car manufacturers in the Swiss car industry that sometimes go wrong in Germany. When I drive with the EC7 or 8 to Basel, there is also an automatic door.

But I don't have it as a handle as I used to do. I drove it every day with this series. Sometimes you have to just stroke it a little bit with your hand, as if you were greeting the sensor. But there are also car manufacturers where you have to touch the handle and give a short impulse so that the door opens.

But if you pull too hard, then the door blocks, then it doesn't open at all. So I see myself and many people from Germany who just can't cope with this SBB car building series and who are just rolling around on this handle, this stainless steel handle, which is always so flimsy and you don't want to have any contact with it.

You just roll around and get totally lost when the older professional hikers, who are always hiking between Germany and Switzerland, know exactly what to do. Yes, and I also have the driver's hand now. I am a driver's hand, I have a train card 50 and that's why I know how to open the door. The professionals don't even wait until the door opens. They immediately go, totally in a hurry,

to the door and make a slight movement over their head, under the door sensor. They do a short w under the door sensor, they do a little waddle and waddle, like magic. Almost like a king calling the butler. Come here, fresh tea. And I have this four-wheel drive hand now. I do that now too, because I'm used to it now. I know what it's about, I know where the sensor is.

And that's a pure self-confidence for me when I come near such a door, that I do the little wipe movement. I just run in there because I haven't hit the right tempo yet. So also in shopping streets, it is important to have the right tempo so that you don't have to interrupt your flow of movement. I'm obviously too fast on the way, then I have to stop for a moment. A sudden movement, that goes on the meniscus and on the kneecaps,

you don't want to see that. These start and stop movements, as you know them from sports, that's not good for the joints. That's the overload of the vessels and joints. Exactly, I would like to point out the health insurance, not always against the more-weighted and smokers, but also against the sliding doors,

because there are start and stop movements, which are not good for the joints. And I have to find the tempo, when I go to the next one in Galleria Kaufhof Rest in Peace, that I'm not too fast and then actually can go through the door at the same speed. And then there is the problem, there is also a second door. There are the locks, where I don't understand either,

also last time at Zurich Airport. If you go down to the train tracks at Zurich Airport, I know that from shopping malls, why is there this brutal interface where the wind completely, like in the wash street, completely blows against your eyes, so that you can't see anything anymore? So, really hot air, what is that?

That's the Great Wall of Game of Thrones. You come out of this insanely overheated hot air, what is that? That's the Great Wall of Game of Thrones. You come out of this crazy, overheated airport air where it's made a little warmer so you can buy this 6-euro water. At Relay. Wait, at the NCZ Café. What was the other one supposed to say? People ask, Chris, when do you have time for a coffee?

They want to meet me, professionally of course. Then I always say, you know where I meet, at the NCC Cafe at Zurich Airport, and there I read either the NCC or the world, or a comparable good medium. Where the coke costs 13 francs. So there I bought a plate of bread and water, I think for 26 francs, so for 26 euros,

really in need, because there only around me Louis Vuitton, the Swatch store and Lint and Sprungli around me, where you don't know where you can get a normal, well-priced, where you can get a stall here. But that's the Swiss chili effect, that everything around it is even more expensive, that it then appears again cheap, when you then drink a glass of 26 euros, then you can say afterwards, at least I didn't buy an ugly Louis Vuitton suitcase for 2000 euros. Ugly, some say that, others say that. I think it's pretty nice, they're great, they're good suitcases, they have good quality,

they have good seams, too. I buy Louis Vuitton bags, especially because it's double sewn. Good seams, that's not common. It's a difference to fake products. Yes, of course. It's clearly recognizable. So that a difference to fake products. Yes, of course. So that's your sliding doors in the week, automatic doors that open really timed.

What is an art is a dressing on the infrared sensor. That you get it properly adjusted. I also know that from owner owners. That is a big topic with motion sensors, if the 50 meter long rise to the present, should be illuminated. And the right moment is not when the neighbor's cat just whistles past for a second.

And then the dog from the other neighbor really wakes up again in the morning at 2 or 3 hours. And then all the time strobo illuminates all these fucking animals all the time, this and that. Sometimes when you drive by with a bike or something through such a crazy crazy villas or something, in Cologne through Lennental, you're suddenly shone by those headlights.

It's like a SWAT mission at GTA. You can't shake off a helicopter with 5 out of 5 stars, just because you just drove by. Do you have an in the week class? Or an out? I have an out of the week, a phenomenon that I don't understand, where. I have an out of the week, a phenomenon that I just don't understand, where I also put a question mark, comedy roasting. Oh yes.

The genre of roasting, so you insult each other with a supposedly funny way, and I saw something this week. And I just say, it's not mine, it's just my out of the week. I don't understand it, I always wait for when it gets funny. And often it's just an insult at the end. Yes, it's kind of like breathing up, especially from guys who say,

finally I can say that again. And it's even wanted, it's even wished, it's even asked that I do it. And I'm even paid for it. I'm even allowed to say it on stage and I'm even allowed to say it in a microphone. And often it's also, I think, something that's so underwhelming,

that's always floating in the room, this antipathy against a certain person and then you go to this Rose and then you can finally get rid of her. And that's actually always totally, I'm always totally sad and depressed. Yes, okay, you're ugly because you have a bald spot. Yeah, okay, cool, funny. That's also particularly popular with Alpha Industries comedians. These guys who now strive and somehow go to the point, look cool, but also make just cool phrases.

Yeah, cool. Cool phrases are being clapped at the expense of others, where stand-up comedy is simply becoming a success. Who makes the cooler jokes? It's not just about being funny, but who is better than the others. Yeah, it's just about up a cell phone before the show and editing it. And editing the crowd work for TikTok. Because it has to be scalable. Comedy has to be scalable.

Exactly. It has to have more wealth and it has to move forward with the career. Exactly. The topics are chosen so that not everyone recognizes themselves again, but that you can sell it well and that it's nice and scalable, as you say. It's so sad that humor has become a business field where you're so high-handed. Exactly, before there are any good jokes, they already have a website with the contact form. Actually, the website is the joke. Yes, exactly. And then I have to say, it goes in the same direction as it is not an out of the week in general,

but as a three-year-old I have the experience that there is still one thing, a way of approaching if you want to meet someone else, that there is one way of asking yourself whether you feel like a meeting, where you can hardly avoid what is somehow supposed to be bought off. And if you want to ask, would you like to come to the mini golf on Saturday? But instead you ask, what are you doing on Saturday? When the question is asked, you hardly get out.

Almost every exit is blocked where you can get out with an excuse. Because if you say, on Saturday I have to clean the apartment and shop, then it means, yes, but then you're done at 13 o'clock, right? Then you can still come afterwards. So you have to, if someone asks, what are you doing on Saturday, you have to know now that you have an activity, if you don't want to meet the person,

that goes from morning to 8 o'clock, I say, at night at 0 o'clock at least. Better yet, who at least from 8 a.m. to, I'll say, at night at 0 p.m. at least, better still, until 3 a.m. And what does it take? You're brought into an absolutely shitty situation with it. You're in the brink of saying, I can't do it on Saturday, but then you're asked why you can't.

And then you have to... Then you're asked for advice. Yes, then you have to... Then you have to ask for advice. Yes, because they only ask you what you're doing and not if you feel like it. So it's assumed that you feel like it anyway if nothing else is on. And you can't really say, yes, on Saturday, well, I have to do something,

I have to suck it, then I'll buy one and then I've agreed go to the cafe. But then it's only 4pm and then it starts at 6pm. The Torbjörns comes, the Jana, the Ulrike, the René, we are there, you can come. The game goes up to 8 people, we are only 5. Come on, you don't know all four of them except me, but you are welcome to be invited. Because as I said, you said you are ready at 4pm, you met, took care, bought coffee, drank coffee. Just a way that I would like to call shit if you are asked like that. Yes, to 1000 percent. I don't know what to say then,

I'm then also questioned, because it is clear that it is psychological warfare. It is very clear that it is asked asked for a reason. To just tickle out, to hear from the other person. I'm from then and then, not there until then. To make an approach. So they can say, okay, then we'll meet afterwards. Yes, exactly. There's a certain performance pressure. And that's also a direction, that's really a rhetorical thing.

It's actually a herb thing. It's like an insurance agent asking you at the door, don't they also have fear of car accidents? Who doesn't have fear of car accidents? Who has already planned the whole weekend and no time left? Of course you always have time somewhere. The worst would be if you say, I actually wanted to do a nice Saturday. I need some rest now, there was a lot going on in the last few days.

But then you can come! You have time! Or I can come by and help you a little in the household. But what can I say? Either you have to say something like I hang in the automatic door at Galleria Kaufhof the whole day. I can't do that. Or I'm at the 24 hour comedy roast. It's a 24 hour action from Comedy Central. I can't do that. Or I'm at 24 hours of comedy roast. Exactly. 24 hours of comedy action. We're all locked in one room and have to roast all day.

And who loses the first wine, can't do a career. World record, 24 hours of comedy roasting. Who's the biggest asshole on this earth? It's like LOL, but the other way around. Everyone has to insult each other in one room, in comedy way, and the first one to cry flies out. And if someone has to cry, he flies out. That would be good, right? That would be good.

But then there's always Bully Herbig, the candidate who gets finished. Super-duper Bully Herbig, a real comedy genius. But he doesn't check it, he doesn't check criticism. He shoots while shooting Manitou 3. Yeah, exactly. Ha ha ha. Speaking of funny, but not for other people,

I've seen Elton on TV. Elton, where Frank Elst said, I don't understand why Elton is there, he can't do anything. Frank Elst is the coach. It's not my opinion, I think Elton can do the shirt with the sakus. He's rocking it. Ha ha ha. You said it, Elton can rock the shirt with the sakus. You once said Elton always looks like he's on his way to the hardware store. Yes, just like me.

On TV. Just like me on Saturday when I have to go shopping and don't have time to play board games with Tobias. And you know what I'm thinking about when I'm on TV? There were sleepless nights, what do I have to wear to avoid hate comments? And Elton stands up and thinks, I've got a T-shirt, it smells okay. I can wear it again, I'll turn it left. No one notices the jacket.

And Elton's costume time is minus five minutes. He's on his way to the studio. He doesn't have a costume at all. But Julia, when is your first comedy show? At Elton. That was just now. It just closed. At any rate, he has his own show now. I think I've felt that way again.

Elton has his own show. It doesn't matter, it's not about Elton. But there was a game I zapped in and there was a game with stories or objects to arrange into a fairy tale. And I also noticed, Donröschen, Aschenputtel and Rapunzel were, for me, nectarine, peach and apricot or fairy tale.

I can't distinguish them. It's impossible to distinguish. For me, it's all the same. It's always about beautiful women who have a sad fate and are saved by some great guy. And always the evil stepmother, right? Always, always. Evil, evil.

Evil stepmother. Very evil. And my impression is, maybe I'm doing them all wrong and maybe it's my distorted view of things, but they're all in the shadow of Snow White, right? Snow White? I don't even know what Schneewittchen did. I don't know.

I know dark hair or something, and plain wood skin or something. And then mated with an apple or something. Yes, she was out in the woods, did some geotracking or something, or a fox trail, I don't know. Saturday afternoon. Seven versus White. Yes, in the end it was just a excuse from Schneewittchen, because she didn't want to hug Tobias for the game.

She said, on Saturday, I'll do uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, The seven dwarfs who work there under Targa and somehow took them in, I think. And then he's... Also weird, right? Yes. Into the little house of them, how should they get in there? So what was going on there? Crazy, right? And then he came to the abbey, the stepmother poisoned. It was actually the first tiny house, if you will.

Yes, exactly. Of the seven... Exactly, but with seven people. And then he was taken to the abbey. And then he was taken to the abbey. And then he was taken to the abbey. And then he was taken to the abbey. And then he was taken to the abbey. And then he was taken to the abbey. And then he was taken to the abbey. And then he was taken to the abbey. And then he got an apple, the stepmother poisoned.

It was actually the first Tiny House, if you will. Yes, exactly. But with seven people in it. Yes. Also a super huge wg. But now I have a question. So the Gebrüdergrimmen, they didn't invent these fairies, did they? They just wrote them down.

They collected them and they're actually the publishers. Are you sure? I thought they invented them. No, I'm pretty sure that they... Earlier, these stories only made the rounds in society. And they said, let's monetize this. Don't go to the stand-up stage, but go to Alpha Industries, pull on contact form, collect these girls

and cash them out, right? But they all got credits for it. It's always the girls of the Grimm brothers. They just got the credits for things they didn't write themselves. I find that very interesting. So today they would probably do a podcast, right?

Men's podcast, Grimm brothers. Grimmies. Exactly, Grimmies. With the Grimm Cider. Exactly. They will definitely be studio booms. Guaranteed. They would do cross-probe with Klaas in a podcast. Right.

They have their own Late Night where they apply for the podcast and in the podcast they apply for the Late Night and it's a big circle. It's the perpetuum mobile of success. Yes. Cash, cash, cash, without end. They knew how to do it, they probably didn't know how to do it, they probably didn't have any ideas themselves and said, oh, here, my friend Thorsten

told me a great story recently. Four of little dwarfs, seven dwarfs. That sounded funny, he was drunk anyway, he doesn't notice when I write it down, that he's somehow patenting the story. Exactly, I'll tell it like it happened to me. And then a hundred episodes later I'll re-do myself because I suddenly realize it's Thorsten again after what happened.

Yes, exactly. Well, that's interesting, right? They just wrote it down, collected it, brought it out and these are the two dudes who invented the fairy tales. I'd like us to correct the story writing and give the credits to the people who are part of it. They're not the fairies of the Grimm brothers,

they're the fairies of Thorsten, Ulrike, Sandra, the friends of the Grimm brothers. They picked it up at parties, on Tupper Abends. I'd like to put it right here. The fairies of Thorsten. I have to demand a bit more of a wooden toy vibe from you. It was a group achievement. It's like a WG.

You wrote a work together, the Bible too, and then you just gave it out, and one has to present it at the end. One stands in front and says at the end, when he's done with the crowd work, I have a contact form. Yes, exactly. But now I'll get a little bit of a hangover.

Rapunzel is the one with the hair, right? Yeah, she has really cool hair. She lives in the tower. She's locked in there. Of course, by the evil stepmother, I think, or the witch. Yeah, of course. Doesn't matter anymore. Doesn't matter anymore.

She's locked in the tower as soon as she's sexually mature, so she can't reproduce. Really? Is that so? Yeah, sure. As soon as she gets into puberty, she gets locked in the tower and then she lives upstairs. And whenever the witch brings her food, she Rapunzel says, leave your hair down. And then she puts her hair down.

What kind of crazy hair is that? Like 30 meter tower, 30 meter long hair. And then the witch pulls herself up on the braid to bring her the food. I have to say, that's... So, real hair can't be that. Even if you're 12 years old and you don't have 30 meters long hair, that doesn't work in time. It has to be, in fact, extensions. Even if you're 12 years old and don't have 30 meters long hair, it's not going to stop. There must be extensions.

I'd like to contact the provider. But they can't be clip-ins. They can't be clip-ins. Because it's too long. It's too long if you put on 80 kilos of hair. They must be great lengths that were welded in. That would be a good proof for a hairdresser in the salon that you say, these extensions are tested by witches.

They hold in the wind and weather. London, 9 degrees, the hairdresser holds. I think that should be tested at Galileo. With Jumbo. No, stop it now. Yes, with Jumbo. Always some foreign reporter who does the slide tests and so on. Then the slide is no idea. And then the slide is, I don't know.

And something like that with the Granny Langs. What kind of extensions, which providers are really witchy. Yes, but I have to say, honestly, actually quite well a tower up there and people can only get up if you let down your hair. Actually really cool, right? It's like an apartment on a staircase. So yes, nobody can just come in and stand in front of the door.

Yes, you can decide for yourself, do I let my hair down or not? Exactly, you can always say, I'm sorry, I didn't hear you, I was just vacuuming, in the morning, on Saturday, I still have to buy in and brought a new one. Sorry, I just had a dud. Yes, exactly, that's not possible. That's way too cumbersome. No social activities you have to take part in, no business meetings, no class meetings. You just don't hear the bell, nobody comes up. Well, it gets a bit difficult with food.

But I mean, I could order food. What is it now? Rapunzel, right? Rapunzel, yes. Rapunzel could order food. Huber Eats. Exactly, with a basket and then you have to put a knot in the hair and then you pull it up again. Yes, I think so too.

And Aschenputtel was the one with the shoe, right? Where the prince said, now there is a beauty on this... what was that? A party or something? There was such a beauty and... And he did... at least I have a memory of it, he manipulated the stairs somehow. I think with some kind of glue or something. With bad luck, I mean.

And so that the beauty he chose for this party can't run out so quickly, I put some glue on it and then it falls and stays there. That was his idea. The backstory is that Aschenputtel sleeps in the kitchen, that's why she's called Aschenputtel, because she's damned by the evil stepmother. Only to do the dirty work.

And her own female daughters are allowed to be the fine ladies. And she has to rub some peas and lentils all day long. She gets a sack put there and says, you have to rub these 14 million lentils and peas into two different pots. She does that all day long. And then the pigeons come to help her. And she knows that there's this three-day ball that's taking place with the hot prince that everyone wants to marry.

What kind of party is that? Three days long? It's a mid-after-hour panorama bar. Complete program. I don't understand why the ball takes three days. It starts on Sunday and then you dress up. A bit of a Café de la Mare mood. A bit of an opera, a bit of chips, a bit of white wine, a bit of Paris Clam. So, let's go!

And of course the fine step-sisters don't want the ball to be given away, so they keep it in the kitchen and say you have to sort the linden. But then she finds the way and goes to her mother's grave and shakes the tree, and then hazelnuts come down, and then she wishes for something, and then she wishes for an outfit for the ball, and then she gets a really nice dress and shoes, and she pulls around and looks like the most beautiful princess in the world, and nobody recognizes her because she's so beautiful, and the prince falls in love with her,

but then she runs away on the first day. And the same thing happens on the second day, but then he prepares himself and painted the stairs with bad luck, so that they would stick to it when they ran away. And it worked because the shoe would stick to it. And then he found out who you were. Exactly, he said, who this shoe fits, I'll marry him. And then the shoemakers cut off the heel and toe,

so that they fit in. But it didn't work, it fell down because there was blood in the shoe. That's why the pigeons said, Ruckedegoo, blood is in the shoe. You could say, Julia Leischig, look at the prince. If you miss someone, you have to go up the stairs a bit, then people stick together and don't go to Brazil

or to a suburb of Chicago. Chicago, I really don't have to look at it anymore. There's something there. I just googled the brothers Grimm. Jacob Grimm. I think it starts with a German linguist. For me, that's a story thief. And what I think is crazy, here's a photo of him.

Look, I'll show you. So that's a photo. I looked at it. It looks a bit like a picture. Maybe there was something downouched down there or something. It could be. It looks like David Lynch with long hair. That's right.

And look at how he looks in. He's not in the mood for himself anymore. He's not even bothered by himself. Man, all the trouble, just because I'm talking about these shit stories. He just realizes that he's a high-stabber. That's this realization, I'm a high-stabber. I didn't do that myself. Yeah, like five seconds after he checked it, like, the big shock is over and then like... I mean, that was from when the photo was taken,

1800 something, very, very old. Probably at the beginning of the photography. There were still the lighting times so long. You had to keep still for 10 minutes or 20 minutes for a photo. Because the lighting time was so long. Yeah, sure. Yeah, 1857 is that. Yeah, sure, there were at least five to ten minutes, 1857 was at least 5 to 10 minutes that he had to hold still for the photo.

He just doesn't feel like the photo. Then you think, oh, crass, new, modern technology, now the media car comes in, now it's going to be great. And then you sit there for 20 minutes and you have to hold still, because otherwise it's completely unnoticed. Yes, that was done with silvered plates back then, the photography, so really old school. For me that would not be at all. The pollen season is just beginning again, imagine I have to sit still for 20 minutes

and then after 17.5 minutes I have to sneeze. Then you can start from the beginning. So I think there have been photo sessions, days, weeks, until you had a good photo. Probably also expensive, but I mean, the guy can afford it. I mean, he had to pay for it with his diva stories. I wanted to ask how the Indigo star is doing,

but I don't think you're in it anymore. You're in the Mormons now. Where were they? In Utah. The guy who married several women. So not really. One married, the other got... Spiritually married. Spiritually, Spiritus Sanctus got married, but they're not really Mormon, they're abdicates. You already explained the last episode. Which season are you in? Have you looked through it?

I'm in season 14, before 2019. I've already made a clear leap. It's not boring. The second move has just started. It's all very, very... I'd say it's a bit nebulous what's happening there. Maybe if you tell us what's happening, we have to say there are people who have started the series.

If you don't want to be spoiled, maybe skip a few minutes. But I'll put it this way. I think what could happen there is maybe not so exciting, If you don't want to be spoiled, maybe skip a few minutes. But I'll put it this way. I think what could happen is maybe not so exciting, but how it happened. How it happened. So this family leader, the father, the patriarch's man, Cody Brown, is pretty much the worst man ever.

So if you want to gaslight or hit someone like that, you could just find your behavior in the text book. So he manipulates his women, that they like certain things, that they dislike certain things, that you notice it in front of a camera. You can see it all. Now they're just moving around again, and that's not funny either, because I told you last time that from today to tomorrow,

they lived in Utah, and there polygamy is forbidden. Which also means that you are only allowed to officially marry a person with a marriage certificate. If you marry five other women spiritually, that's your own thing. People are left alone. It's an open relationship, an open marriage in principle. Exactly. The police say, we know that's true. There are 30,000 polygamists in Utah who say,

we leave them alone as long as they stick to the law. There's no problem. There was never a problem before he had to run away. He only officially married one woman. But he staged it like, we have to leave the country right now, from today to tomorrow. And they really took 17 kids from today to tomorrow to Las Vegas. A real head-to-head action.

Very bad. very horrible. Children weren't allowed to take their toys with them. They couldn't say goodbye to their friends. Very bad, traumatizing for the kids, moved to Las Vegas. And luckily, the kids felt super comfortable there. They had a great life, because everyone had their own house, more freedom, their own room. And awesome casinos, great springs.

George Clooney is there all the time, Brad Pitt, awesome music, awesome soundtrack. Wedding chapels everywhere. And they integrated really well. They had friends who weren't the freaks anymore like in Utah, where they were treated like that. There were so many Mormons, and that's how it is with the Mormons, when you live in polygamous places. It's a sub-... it's a branch of the Mormons,

but they don't like to be seen. And in Las Vegas you were like, everyone's free here, everyone can do whatever they want, it doesn't bother us. They felt super comfortable after a few years, and I think they lived there for seven or eight years. And I'm already through with this whole season in Las Vegas, they were super happy. And now suddenly the guy said,

okay, we have to move away right now. But you can't figure out why. He says, I've lived here for the last seven years in a political exile in Las Vegas. And now I want to live independently again. I want to decide where I can live. That's a great political exile in Las Vegas. I want to say that.

Especially now that I know there was no reason to move away because they didn't get arrested by the police because there was no crime. He himself was right to say that he lives in political exile in Las Vegas. If he lives in political exile in Las Vegas, then I live in political exile in the fantasy land, right? Do you think you can get political exile in the free time parks? I think so.

In the immigration in Colorado. While I'm afraid of death, I emigrate internally. It would be so cool if free time parks are politically neutral. Julian Assange saved the Europa-Park and has been living on the Silver Star since then. I drive a Europa-Park rost, drive with the Silver Star and I write on der Silver Star, und da schreib ich auf der Silver Star Widerstandsliteratur. Ha ha ha! Ja, auf jeden Fall wohnt im politischen Exil in Las Vegas. Und von heut auf morgen hat er dann auf einmal diese fixe Idee,

dass er auf jeden Fall jetzt wegziehen muss. Er muss jetzt zurück nach Utah, ist seine erste Idee. Er will fürs Office runnen, er will Governor werden und die Gesetze ändern für Polygamisten. Das verwirft er dann wieder, dann will er nicht mehr nach Utah. Dann sagt er auf einmal aus heiterem Himmel, and change the laws for polygamous people. He's going to deny that again, and he won't go back to it. Then he suddenly says, out of the blue, okay, we have to sell our houses right now because they're worth the most right now. We would make the most profit

and could then move to a nicer place than Las Vegas. He's really doing a PowerPoint presentation for his women so he can convince them to come along. He manipulates them in a cruel way, explains things that are not right at all, says that we would achieve that with our houses, and we could then make so and so much profit. Because so many children have to go through college,

and so many have to get married, they have to pay for everything, and we need the money, we have to keep the money together. Yes, but I wonder how it is told in the subtext in this reality series. Because, for example, in Goodbye Germany, it's said in the off-text, what they do with foreshadowing and backblending and then also cliffhanger. And what Sarah Rubrecht, the Mubasa, expects, we wouldn't have thought.

Cut back to Steph Jörgel on Mallorca. Is it really in the sense of Peggy that Steph now buys 15 Cheskys? There is a lot of... Back to Tanzania. Exactly. And there is also a attitude, a basic attitude from the editorial that you notice when you don't like something. So it's not just a documentary that is shown what happens, but it is also being commented on.

Is that the same with the Mormons? Is the thing about the neck-to-the-head thing being said? Is it being shared in the subtext? I have to say, unfortunately, that I have to deny. There's no off-text at all. The show is only made up of the family's O-tones, so the mother and the father, mainly the father, who comment on what happened. From their perspective, of course, and from time to time the children too.

The children are by far the most critical people in this documentary. They criticize it and say, there's no point in this decision, we don't see any point, there's no point in why we have to move away. Children are of course super, super sad, integrated in school, sometimes school speakers, captains of any sports clubs, have friends, a girlfriend, a boyfriend,

have to leave it all behind again. And then it's like that, what you're telling now, that you're basically interpreting it like that. So you have to look well at it, that you recognize something like that. It's not being commented on now, as you said. No, it's not being commented on now, you have to have a filter for something like that.

There is no subtext for that. No, not at all. And what I also find crazy, also with Goodbye Germany, which is also a reality series, when there are interesting family constellations, parents separate themselves, it's always particularly hard when you notice

the children who are now maybe 15, 16, 17, 18, but already with the most reflected in the family, who can best assess and organize the situation. And that's where it hurts my heart when I see that, when I realize that 15-year-olds are growing up more than their own parents, maybe. Yes, yes, completely. And that's also the case with this family. They are much more effective, much smarter, because they have enjoyed a whole different education.

Well, the end of the story of this move is now, Chris. He sold it to them, we have to do it for financial reasons, then we make a profit and we can live somewhere else, that will be nicer and blah blah blah. The end of the story is, the houses don't sell in Las Vegas, but they already bought new property, where they're building on it now. Although he made the cake diagrams and some, I say,

prophecies, property market prophecies? It's an absolute step back. They don't take any money from the houses in Las Vegas. They stay on it. They bought a new property. And they move back from four houses all together into one house. He wants to build one house, although the women don't want it. An architect behind his back has hired the one-house plan for all.

And none of the women want it. None of them want to live in one house. And all of them want to build their own house, and all of them want their own house. But he's taking a complete step back. And that's happening right now. I'm getting more and more angry. But what makes me happy is that I googled, 95% of the children have no contact with their father

and three out of four women are divorced. The guy is alone, he's lonely. I heard he deals with weapons. I think that's also the other thing behind these changes. He has problems with the law. That's more like, he's got problems with the law, I think. That's with weapons and other stuff. It's a really sly guy, and you don't know what he's doing behind the scenes.

That's a guy with weapons. And that's also a Trump voter, I think he's also openly there. A Trump voter and a guy with weapons. And I've also read, the only woman left, is the hot one, who came last, she then basically, It went downhill afterwards. I read about it, I'm deep in Sister Wives Reddit. Reddit is a particularly good source.

But there are people who really research it. It was found out that Etsy spent $70,000 on doll clothes. For American... What's the name of the American girl? I don't remember. American dolls. These dolls, these little girls. And then she always wrote a review for the doll costumes and then she always wrote, I think it's great that this Christmas costume from Elsa

still has an undercoat for the Christian modesty. For the Christian modesty. Sit-up. For the Christian sit-up. But these are figures that, for me, suddenly appear with a yellow hammer in Better Call Saul. You know? It's just so... Yeah. ...scary and so many levels that you might not want to see. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This Christianity, but also this male thing, and also these weapons. Yeah, yeah. And you can also notice how she speaks, This Christianity, but also this masculinity thing, and also these weapons. You can also notice how she speaks, the way she speaks, the rhetoric, when she, for example, at weddings the father always had a speech and he always spoke of being a husband, and that means you're a soldier.

You're automatically a soldier. It's always this war rhetoric, also war... You know what I mean? Exactly, soldier and survivor, that's what you're saying. Yeah, and it's also in the mood in the USA, that these weird fundamentalist Christians, then weapon people, Trump people, some conspiracy theorists, they have a large number of people. And then I have to say, then I have to take my flat earphone shots.

There are also right-wing flat earphones, they have nothing to do with everything else. They just want to show the earth its window. And they have nothing else to do. Nobody thinks about that. Yes, they might not have to support Trump, they might also be able to vote for Bernie Sanders. That's my real buddy, look at the flat earthers. The flat earthers, they are more and more forgotten.

There are so many new conspiracy theories that have been put in the shadows. Who is still thinking about them? Who is still shooting the docus about them? Nobody anymore. They're all already at the Exen Mansion and at the Corona-Lockers and stuff. But they're completely left behind

by the Flat Earth. They did it for the first time. They walked so that we can run. You know? I'd like to go back to a section, and that's Snack of the Week. If I may take care of you here. I know you've consumed different things, so snacks. I would like to go back to a section, Snack of the Week. If I may watch you here.

I know you've consumed different things, snacks. You've been to Austria in the meantime. I've consumed. You've brought something. And I've got something from a friend. He turned me down, not to Flat Earth, but to something else. And it has a USA reference. It actually fits quite well right now.

I would like to do the Snack of the Week section with you. It's been a long time since the last time. Are you in for it, Julia? I'm very happy good right now. I'd like to make the rubric Snack of the Week with you. It's been a long time since the last time. Are you in for it, Julia? I'm very happy to have it. Then I'll shoot the trenner now. The Snack of the Week I have to take a quick step aside. I brought some water from the USA.

Someone brought it to me. Who said, Chris, you have to try it. Oreo, Coca-Cola. For me, the American Dream, newly established. So, I have to say, for me, I have to be honest. So first of all, Oreo and Coca-Cola, two great corporations where you can't say anything against them, with the best lawyers ever.

They're probably the best lawyers there are. And I want to say, Oreo for Oreo is actually a third-class cookie for me. For me it's not something I'd grab if I was in the supermarket and wanted to buy a cookie for myself. For me Oreo is always too crumbly and the paste in it is too fruity. I don't like that, it's too lame somehow. But now Coca-Cola, I have to say... I notice that really touches you, the Oreo theme. Yes, so that's something, that's a brotherhood. Two really great companies, I have to say... I notice that really makes you want to drink the Oreo tea. Yes, so that's something, that's a brotherhood.

Two really great companies, you have to say that. And I really never grab Oreos, but the Coca-Cola thing, that comes with a certain freshness. You wouldn't really expect that a cookie has Coca-Cola flavor. I have to ask you now, I have so many questions. Is there the paste in the Oreo cookie, is that cola? Is it brown? No, it's not brown. It's white. Now I'm separating the Oreo cookie like in the church, in the fair.

Now the Oreo cookie is being divided. That's something, right? Now we have two sides. Look, I don't know why, but there are red pieces in there. It looks like there's a little piece of the baby-bell shell in there. Now I'm doing the thing I'm eating in this podcast. It's okay, it's an exception. You can eat it. I'll eat mine too. I have to say, the Oreo hits the fresh Coca-Cola with its crumbliness.

So it's picked up by the fresh one? Exactly. The pricking goes well with the crumbliness. It goes hand in hand. And I would like to say, it's a cookie that opens your eyes. There's more, there can be more in the cookie assortment than weird buttery-like cake, something that gives you a burning sensation. That comes from the American Dream,

for me it's actually the Born in the USA by Bruce Springsteen as a cookie. That sounds really convincing, you almost hate me now. My first reflex was, and you bring things as cookies. That sounds really convincing. You almost got me. My first thought was, is a cookie disgusting? No, not at all. That's great. It's a cookie that opens your eyes. You have to say where you eat it

and say, it's not that bad. So you're actually in the mood to go back to Utah and run as governor to run your office. Guys, don't let the toys fall, don't say goodbye to your friends, daddy has to sell some machine guns. It's starting now. It's going to Flagstaff, Arizona.

Alex, you go to the pickup, get ready, it's starting. 180 things on the highway. This is the Oreo Coca-Cola cookie. Should I rate it? Yes, please. Or do you want to... I have my mouth full.

Enjoy your meal. But rate it. I'm listening. The rating is not that easy. I've never seen Oreo Coca-Cola cookies in Germany. There's also a Coca-Cola with Oreo flavor. I think that's here, but I don't mean that. That's maybe the next thing I'll try.

But I haven't seen the cookie like this yet. But I looked it up. I could also get it myself in American USA shops. For example, American Outlet. I've seen it somewhere in the Hesse, on the autobahn. Yes, exactly. Such shops. And I also know that it's also available in Asia. The Oreo Coca-Cola cake.

That's why I find the rating difficult. I have it at americaminusoutlet.de. There are also other shops, that means americanuncle.de and mysweetusa.de. There are different shops. At America Outlet, where America is being scammed, that's how you understand it, I think. 300 grams cost almost 10 euros.

9,95 euros. I have to hold myself back from the price. I'd say 4. It tastes good, but it's relatively expensive. Yes. Taste, 10 out of 10, that's for sure. Not just a country, but a whole culture is behind it. So 10 out of 10.

Life experience, 10 out of 10, that's for sure. Purchase effort, difficult. I'd say 2 out of 10, life experience, 10 out of 10 is clear. Purchasing effort, difficult. I'll say 2 out of 10, because 1 out of 10 would mean, there's none, right? Or can you give 0 out of 10? 2 out of 10, there are several online shops, that's justified. There are several online shops where I've never ordered and I don't get any money from them.

I don't know how they can be evaluated. Maybe they're swindlers, maybe they're also honorable people who work there and don't want to pull anyone over the table. So, ordering at your own risk. But that's my snack highlight of the last few weeks. Julia, you're already in the middle of a snack bar. I see a golden bag, Gylden. It's Gylden, it tastes like Gylden.

I can't stop snacking. It's very international this week. I brought something from Vienna. I was at FM4 radio station and they gave me snacks. And that was with me. And that's my favorite of Vienna snacks, Austrian snacks. And it's from Egger, the company's name.

Mm-hmm. The snack is called Sportgummi. That sounds a bit disgusting at first, a bit disgusting. But it's really just brilliant. It's a fruit gum. It also says on the bag, the fruit gum with corners and edges. And on top of that...

These are explanations, they're square fruit gum. And on top of that, a football player is depicted in action, who's running to a ball and wants to shoot it. It's really a sports snack. It's a bit like an isotonic drink, but as a chewing gum. Also from the opening. I don't know if you still know Isostar and Isolite from Aldi back then.

That's my world. Exactly, and so from the opening, from the logo design, it's similar, it's also from there. It makes a very isotonic impression on me. Which means for me to compare it with a workout. And I started eating, I have to say, it's a small square in different flavors, They made a very isotonic impression on me. Which means to me to be in the same boat with a workout. And I started eating them. They're little squares in different flavors.

Green, yellow, red, grapes, strawberries and lemon. And they're like mantles with a little sugar layer. So for the extra sportiness. Yes, exactly. For the extra sportiness. They have a little sugar coat on. The word sport, that's just a product. It's not just an image thing, a hoax. It's clearly a product.

I like it, it just tastes sporty. It doesn't taste like Haribo. It has its own taste. There's something in it, but I can't name it. I don't know if Austria has other guidelines regarding food, other things are allowed, other e-mint. Neocitrionist is allowed, which is forbidden in Germany. What's in there?

I miss it painfully. There's probably neocitrion in there. Honestly, yes, for athletes, so they can't whine in the game. Then the cold is eliminated, pain symptoms are eliminated. And you can sleep well. You can sleep well. And it also has a delicious fruit gummy. I think it has a bit of neocitrine in it.

You can taste it. It tastes different than Haribo. It makes you a bit addicted, which makes me think it's neocitrine. And I'd say, in my rating, it's a 10 out of 10. I'm pretty sure that something new tastes fresh. There's a substance in it that I don't know, I like it, 10 out of 10. I'm pretty sure that's something new, that tastes fresh, there's a substance in there that I don't know, that I like, 10 out of 10. Life feeling, very clear.

Sportiness, vitality, workout. I have the feeling that I'm training my jaw muscles, my adductors down there are being trained when I eat them. I feel sporty. I look at the bag, I see a footballer, I think I'm a sportswoman. Absolutely 10 out of 10 life experience. Purchasing effort is difficult.

If you live in Austria, it's very easy. The probability that you live in Austria is 9 million to 8 billion. So not very high. That's why I would say, Purchasing effort 3 out of 10. Price-performance 2,30 € for 175 grams. That's okay, that's okay. I think the air is still high, but it's not too expensive. 7 out of 10.

So if I take my 100m sprint career into account, I'll probably have to order a pallet of rubber first. Yes, it's always the most important first step in the direction of a sports career, that you eat rubber. Can you give me that too? I want to test it. I'm actually a fruit rubber connoisseur. Connoisseur is exaggerated, I love it. Enthusiast. I'm not an expert, I'm an enthusiast.

You can try it. I want to try this strange cola thing. May I repeat the Coca-Cola recipe? I'm asked this a lot. You always say that people don't like it. But we write, many people try it. Nobody has ever written, I tried it and it doesn't taste good. Everyone who tries it, like it. But we write a lot of people who try it out, and no one has ever written, I tried it out and it doesn't taste good. But everyone who tries it out,

they like it. Coca-Cola is my special drink, but with maracuja nectar. You take 50% cola in a glass and do like with a special drink instead of Fanta, you make maracuja nectar or passion fruit juice. No matter what you want to call it, pure. But you can adjust it.

That's the nice thing. It's a canvas that wants to call it. But you can adjust it. That's the beauty. It's a canvas that wants to be played. The Coca-Cola-Shawarma, or I've thought of different names. It could be called Mara-Cola. It could be called Cola-Kuya. Co-Kuya. Fritz-Kuya. Afri-Kuya.

Depending on the provider, Paulana-Kuya. We just have to... I don't know if you're just making your own grave, because you're betraying the recipe. You have to do it like Coca-Cola. Only two people in the world are allowed to know the recipe and have access to the treasure in Atlanta, in a bank, where the recipe, the recipe of Coca-Cola is.

And the two people, as the legend says, are never allowed to get on a plane together. Because if both are dead, nobody will get the recipe. That's why I always have to ask the plane if someone has already made Coca-Cola. Then I can't get on. I'm really sorry. Then I'll go back to Zurich Airport

with the escalator and get blown up again. The eyelids are blown up. I always arrive in Zurich with my eyes closed, because the wind is too strong. By the way, I read one more thing, Chris. It will amaze you. You might have to take an example. Coca-Cola didn't allow its recipe to be patented.

That means, if you... I'll explain why. If you register a patent and it's going down, it's going down in the USA after 20 years, then if you want to extend it, you have to open it. You have to open the recipe, that's why they never let it patent. That means, but also for me, if we would crack the Coca-Cola code now, if we now go out in our lab with Erlenmeyer bulbs and Petri bowls and everything

and put the Coca-Cola in their own, in their own parts and crack the Coca-Cola in their own, in their own part of the list and the Coca-Cola recipe crack and would register a patent, Coca-Cola would have to set up the business. It should no longer be produced and we could take over. What does it mean that you, Coca-Cola, as a niche drink could bring out under our Coca-Cola brand? So I hope very much on the shitstorm. I think we can not take them in the pliers in a trademark way, if someone, the Coca-Cola Schorle, also under take them out of the market with the brand-name of Coca-Cola, if someone like me, among other names, also brings Coca-Cola to the market. But I really hope that I can gather enough people behind me to launch the shitstorm.

And that's why, Sinalco, Pepsi, Coca-Cola, Fritz Cola, Afri-Cola, take care of yourselves. Chris, we are many. Yes. But I have to say that I don't like the Coca-Cola code. Because that means, yes, you have to try as long as you want to have the recipe. But the Coca-Cola Company can just say, no, you haven't yet. You haven't yet leaked it. That's right. How to prove it is the other question. These are unequal power relations and on the other hand I'm fighting with the Coca-Cola

school, Mara-Cola, Sinal-Cola, Afri-Cola, Cola-Cola, whatever you want to call it. It's quite crazy about the names. Afriquia, Colaquia, whatever you want to call it. That's a pretty crazy name. And don't forget, the percentage data are a secret. I can't publish them, I don't want to see them spread. Well, I think there are people who like it. Try it, you might like it too. Julia, it was a lot of fun. And if everything goes well, a new episode will be released next week.

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