DRINNIES - Samba in Pennsylvania

Episode Date: December 16, 2024

Heute gibt's Semmelknödel! Lecker! Giulia hat endlich gefunden, was ihr schon den ganzen Winter gefehlt hat: Ein Cabrio! Aber wie gehen Drinnies mit Vorwürfen an der Bäckereitheke um? Warum gerät Chris zwischen die Fronten? Und warum fährt HP Baxxter nicht einfach mit Ganzjahresreifen? Fragen, die allerhöchstens 2000 professionelle Tänzer*innen in der Wohnung des Nachbarn beantworten können. Bitte nicht füttern!Besuche Giulia und Chris auf Instagram: @giuliabeckerdasoriginal und @chris.sommerHier findest du alle Infos und Rabatte unserer Werbepartner: linktr.ee/drinnies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Drinnies, the podcast from the comfort zone. cast aus der Komfortzone. Yes, but you are... I have to apologize, I'm a little bit hit, my voice... So if you thought it's Sky DuMois, it's Barry Wright, no, I am... I go for the toothed meat. Or it's a cat, out of the sheba warmth. Right, exactly. I'm a little bit hit. You don't have to justify yourself, you don't have to apologize for that either. No. It's okay. Take that back. You don't apologize for that, Chris. No, but I thought I had to make it clear, because otherwise people will ask what he did, voice band lifting in Istanbul or what's going on.

Is that actually... Voice band transplantation in Istanbul. Is there beauty surgery on the inner values, on the voice, although the voice is also something superficial, right? I actually have no idea about that. Are you sure you're get a peppered email? No, there are of course OP's. There are of course OP's if you have problems with your voice and so on.

Yes, yes, certainly. But you're too late and honestly, you made me wait. I'm sorry, I apologize. I would like to apologize to you. I can't apologize myself, I learned that. Apology is accepted. So I'll actually apologize to you, right? Apologize to me, please. I'll take your blame. Apologize to me, please. I'll take your blame.

Apologize to me, you asshole. Yes, so, okay, it's arrived. Yes, I'm late, but I also have the justification follows on the foot, I would say. I was in a traffic jam. There's something going on on the streets. I tell you, they all want to Smith's Toys. They all want to buy gifts.

And the streets are covered with accidents everywhere. The people drive into each other, across the street, Toys. I turned the heat to three, to be honest. Three out of three. I really lit the fire down there. So I could stand it in the cold. It was really cold. And I saw something interesting in the mirror. I was standing there, looking at the clock, for 40 minutes in total. Really really long. And I saw the car behind me in the mirror,

which was right behind me. All the 40 minutes behind me. It was a new BMW Cabrio. And the roof was down. The roof was down, there was a gentleman sitting in it. Around 50, 60 years I'd say. No hat, no scarf, a normal jacket in a Cabrio, around 0°C. Yes, so, now I would have said, well, it could be that the roof is broken.

But you would dress accordingly, because you'd say, I'd like to be a little warmer. But he went all-in. So, shit doesn't matter, the ears fell off. He enjoyed it, obviously. I couldn't believe it. Or he seemed totally relaxed. I kept looking in the mirror, how is he doing? Is he still approachable?

Does he have to lean back? Stable side position? Relaxed or maybe just frozen? Yes, just frozen. But maybe it was the worst case, he drove off, then the roof, against his will, opened automatically and didn't close anymore.

And then he got stuck. He probably wanted to drive to the right to fix it, but then he got stuck and for 40 minutes he had to drive at 0° with a convertible. That's the worst case. That's the worst case scenario. I know that problem. And as a trainee I wouldn't say, excuse me, stop, I have to bring someone up the roof.

You'll get pulled through. You can go over it, right? Even if it was snowfall, if a blizzard came, a snow storm, you'll do it. Is it cyclone or cyclope? One of the two will be right. I don't know exactly what the right one is. But I say both you don't want in the convertible. Exactly. At a certain point you say, well, now it's time. Should they get me?

The cyclones. Cyclope. I recently had a car next to me, not on a bicycle, but on the highway. That's funny, when you had one next to you. Yeah, so he overtook me. And I noticed that, because all the windows were down there. That was a Mercedes, maybe 10, 20 years old.

An older Mercedes, but not an oldtimer. All windows down there. And I think it was like that, that maybe it was broken. I don't know. Because he then wore a hat, scarf, thick winter jacket, but also noise-canceling headphones and smoked with it. That's why it could be, maybe he said, okay, I like to smoke in the car, but I don't want the car to stink,

so I'll put everything down. Or it was like this, windows are broken, they didn't go up anymore. So now it doesn't matter, now I smoke in the car. He overtook me with 150 km. And I have to say, he somehow heard the hotel mat or said everything and pulled through. Windows down, it's really cold outside, minus 10 degrees, and he overtook me with headwind on the Autobahn. Maybe he just started to smoke because of the small blood in the car

because it was a bit hot. But don't lie to me, Chris. I was really bad at physics, right? It's no wonder I'm lying next to you, but can it be that in my head the wind in the car is more intense if you have a normal car with both windows down than if you have a convertible? Isn't that much more intense? Can have a normal car with both windows down than when you have a convertible. Isn't that much more intense?

Can you repeat that for me? When I'm in a regular car that doesn't have a convertible, that has a roof, and I close both windows, there's a passage, then it's really boiling, it's boiling, you know the boiling sound. When I'm in a convertible, I don't have the boiling sound because it's open on all sides. I think it's because you have a 360-degree bollard.

It bolls around you. You're like the eye of the hurricane. The Dolby bollard. You're the cyclone. And you don't feel it anymore. You're the hurricane. You're in the eye of the cyclone. Exactly. You're in there. You're not the person who drives into the hurricane to make a cool video. You're the hurricane and you don't feel it anymore. Just and don't notice it. You don't feel yourself anymore,

like the uncle at Christmas, you don't feel yourself anymore, you don't feel anything anymore, you just put your hand directly in your raclette to smear something. With cheese. Exactly, you put your own hand with cheese so you can feel something on the family table. But, I already realized

that in the convertible we have the 360 degree Dolby Surround-bollering in the convertible. And in the normal car not. Just stereo. Left, right. The stereo-bollering. And it's just more intense. It's old school. It's like Colorado in Van Tazerland. It's old school. It still hurts in the back. Exactly. Old school but proven. The other thing is 7.2 and you have Dolby Atmos stereo. It's a difference.

You might have to talk to people well. But now I've heard a good trick for all family fathers like me. I have my son Jonas, who is 12. He asks me, will there be a Christmas man again soon? Again he asks. Children come at some point of age. At 12? Exactly.

Joao Jonas, who moved to Brazil, alone at that time. Did he Like 12? Exactly. Joao Jonas. He moved to Brazil. Alone at that time. Did he give his first name Joao? Yes, exactly. He wants to be called Joao Jonas. Joao? Joao Jonas.

You can also call him Jonas or just Joao. But preferably Joao Jonas. Double name. And at a certain age are the kids. How I call them, the kids. I put the chair upside down and put the cap upside down. And then I ask the kids, what is call them. I put the wrong chair around it and put the wrong cap on my head. And then I ask the kids what is oppressing you in your everyday life. And then the kids ask at some point,

Dad, is there a Christmas child? Is there a Santa Claus? And I've read a really unproven tip. That if you don't know what to answer, then you should just ask the question, what do you think? If you don't want to directly take over the fantasy. King question. Exactly, what do you think? What do you think? If you don't want to directly question your imagination. Exactly. What do you think? What do you think? To stimulate your imagination, to strengthen your personality.

I think that's a good thing. That's the best tip ever. If my child asks me, what is 10 x 4, I say, what do you think? Right. That's always the point. We have to expand that as a whole. We have to bring that on the way. Bring it on the way. Whenever you're asked and you can't answer,

does it mean cyclops or cyclones? Then you have to ask, what do you think? What is your guess? The imagination, the personality, the opinion-building. The problem of outsourcing. Right, but that's good, right? You're stopped by the police. They know what they did wrong. What do you think?

What do you suspect? Fantasy-inducing, opinion-building, personality-building. I think that's really, really great, Chris. The delivery guy. How can I help you? What do you think? If you want to get some time, you can use this.

From the finance department. How did this 840 euro bill from Grill Royal come about? What do you think? How did this come about? What do you think? What is your guess? Where is your income tax statement? What do you think? What do you think? Let's go with the fantasy-free run. Go on a thought journey. Make a thought experiment. Yes, so I want to give you a tip as well.

I've got it. I really don't think it's stupid. I just think it's a shame that it's not spread out and accepted as a whole society. I think that could be one of our goals in 2025 as a society. Yes, it's're on the agenda. We take our hands and spread it out. What do you think? We still have our hands because of the Coca-Cola chain.

You can't forget that. Exactly. So let it go for a moment, shake your hands, wipe your thighs with your thighs. And keep going. And then keep on grabbing. And what people don't see now, who can only hear the podcast, we have have that underline with two open hands,

the question, what do you think? It has to be gestic, the norm is underlined verbally. What do you think? As if you were pushing a dough on the other side of the table. What do you think? What is your opinion? Yes, yes, yes. Very, very sensitive to the person.

That's what I like, especially at the end of the year, problems always away from the body, pushing, very sensitive to the person. That's a great thing, especially at the end of the year. Problems always away, away from the body. This movement, away from the body. Yes, but with open, not so frontal like stop, police, not the zoll-mark. Exactly. Stop, zoll, durr, but open. The hands directed towards the sky.

And then slightly like a snowman directed forward. And what do you think? What is your guess? And I think then this society came to a turn to the left or right, or straight or backwards, take, windows down, open the roof, put on new Känzli headphones and off to the autobahn. Tilted on before. But I basically, despite my illness,

I have a lot of elan this week. I can feel it. I'm here in the juice. I'm still in the juice. At the end of the year, despite tooth decay, internal bleeding, I'll leave it all behind. And I owe this to one person, and that's Robert Geiss. I saw a reel this week and I want to talk about it in this week.

Also, that you take part in the journey and approach it as a whole. You know, I'm a big fan of language, of expressions, of words that you come up with and then you put them in somewhere easily and then at some point people say it themselves, keyword pig's ass, keyword jokers, at some point people take it over and say it without thinking about it and that's what my heart is happy about.

Suddenly I hear that somewhere and think, oh yes, maybe I could have contributed a part to it and now makes my heart happy. Suddenly I hear it somewhere and think, oh yeah, maybe I could contribute a part of it. And now we can all contribute a part of it so that it's better for you. I saw a reel, it was about these supposedly alleged millionaires, I don't want to insult them, Carmen Geiss and Robert Geiss,

they have a luxury life. This will be presented in a separate show on RTEL 2. Secret tip, if you don't know it yet, take a look. So, I discovered Robert Geiss in the last few months presented in a special episode on RTEL 2. No clue if you don't know it yet. Check it out. So, I discovered Robert Geiss in the last few months. That's why the Instagram, Reel and TikTok algorithms are set accordingly. I was played a trick on

that Carmen Geiss got a big package at home. She opened it and there were bar hoppers in it that she obviously didn't like. Then she called Robert Geiss and said, you are your cheap bar hawkers who look so shitty. Bar hawker shaming. You ordered them. There are already some e's broken by bar hawker shaming.

Exactly, and Robert at the other end of the line said, yes, yes, I ordered them. And then Carmen says, they look shitty. And now comes the end of the week. Then Robert Geiss says, full of hope, full of enthusiasm, believing in himself and his product, at his online order, which he worked on at night at half past two, he says, they look good, believe it. Believe it.

That's my end of the week. Believe it. Only this word, this Cologne word. Believe it. Believe it. In Cologne. That's my end of the week. Julia, you know, I've been walking through the whole apartment and have always said to myself,

Chris, you can do it, believe it. And I want people to believe in themselves at the end of the year, at the beginning of the next year. Julia, believe in yourself. Say when you walk through the apartment, say when you're in the supermarket, that you say, today I'm going to the self-care center, despite the 87 articles I bought. I will make it, believe it. The weather might get better, it won't always be minus 10 degrees, believe it.

The March is coming, believe it. You just said she just unpacked it, the Barhockers are standing in front of her, she sees with her own eyes how they look, and he says, they look good, believe it. You just have to believe it, then they are really... Calm down, they look good, believe it! You just have to believe it, then they really look good. Believe it! Believe it!

Come together, take your hands, believe it! That's so cool! Julia, for example, I come into these boots without shoes. Believe it! You know, find that belief again in the day. That's the spirit of Christmas for me. I believe in humanity again. Believe it, Chris. That's the godly faith of Robert Geiss.

That in the weeks. This word believes. But it has not only to do with the word, but also how he said it. He really has almost the look of heaven. Not naive is the wrong word. Frowning, hopeful. He starts before the demutic. Believe, believe. That's one of the great characteristics of Robert Geiss. Demutic. Believe. Believe. That's one of the great characteristics of Robert Gys, demutic.

Yes, but I mean, Robert Gys is a righteous man. Every criticism is coming off because of course there will be no justified criticism of him. Never ever. No, there won't be. A decent young man. A righteous, a decent company. Exactly. And sometimes there are people, maybe from the past, especially when I was a child, I noticed that last time. There are sometimes people where you get a vibe in a youth conversation.

That's not the youth conversation anymore. I tried to address the generation TikTok. The vibe, that's millennial. Chris, you will speak to the youth again today. Believe it. Chris, you can be youthful if you want. Believe it. Just turn the window down with 150 on the autobahn.

If Kai Flaumer can do that, you can do that too, Chris. Believe it. Everyone can be Kai Flaumer if he just wants to and earns a lot of money. Believe it. Believe it. And sneakers, Drek. Believe it. Exactly. Glaubet. Glaubet. Jeder kann Kai Pflaumer sein, wenn er es nur möchte und sehr viel Geld verdient. Glaubet. Genau. Und Sneakersdreck. Glaubet.

Genau. Du könntest es aber jetzt nicht einfach in jedem Satz verwenden. Sorry, sorry. Ich höre schon auf. Ja. Ich weiß nicht, ob du auch solche Leute kennst, wo man schon als, ich sag mal, als Jugendliche oder sogar als Kind so gespürt hat, dass da irgendwie die Person nicht sauber ist. Und mir ist letztens eine Person eingefallen, die eine bekannte Person, einer bekannten that the person is not clean. And I recently came across a person,

a familiar person, a familiar person in our family, who then somehow already started when we were still children, my brother and I, so impressed, every time we saw him, maybe once or twice a year, with the new car he bought. The person was already 40 at the time, 30, 40. But also all the others. Or a new motorcycle.

Years later I found out. I thought to myself, why does he want to prove something to me? That's a strange bird. Do you know that? If you thought of it as a child. Yes, if you already have a bike for that. That's the bullshit detector. Yes, you should never underestimate the perception of children.

I had the feeling at the time that it wasn't very clean what he was doing. I don't know, the phone in the car he had in 2003. Yes. That didn't really hit me, but it was incredibly important to him to show it to a nine-year-old. Years later I found out that he was already a real estate agent, who had bought old properties and only had them renovated. Very cheap armatures, very cheap things, quality of construction. Hans Grohe or what?

No, Hans Grohe, that's a top brand product. I don't know, to be honest. I just don't want to argue with Rans Grohe. No, he'd make you wet. Yes, exactly. And the guy just put these old houses, basically a PVC floor, with a modic anthracite paint, put a few stainless steel fittings in

and sold it for three times. So he made people shit and paint and drive, tell them for three times. So the people have been shitting, shitting and driving, let's say it is. You can really say shitting because he ended up in jail and now he's come out of jail again and he wrote a motivational book. Of course! You know, like Jürgen Höller, you know, he was born out of the ashes, like a phoenix out of the ashes. Yes, yes. And it's always the criminals who do it, right?

I'm back from the bottom again because I blamed myself and brought myself down again, because I've been self-injured, but I've also managed to get it out myself. I bought my book. Exactly, the society took everything from me, but I give it back to them, so I can have millions of them on my account again. But do you recognize that? Yes, yes.

Sometimes as a child, you have to deal with the detectives. And I would say, honestly, I have good detectives, or I am sensitive to such things. Where I always, when you've been hanging out with certain children, I always wondered, why don't the other children notice that he's kind of stupid? Then I totally got rid of that. For example, we had a child in the neighborhood

who always licked up animals. Small animals, so it's bad. Small snails and gulls and stuff. Yes, but that was in every village. Yes, there was a child who was completely over it It's so wrong. Why did you all want to be friends with him? I don't understand. But I had that with adults too.

But later I just remember one thing because of classmates and stuff. That in the upper level, we had one or two classes about an American exchange student. Nick, Nicholas, named Nick. And he also had dreads, right? Of course, white russopasta.

He came from Pennsylvania or something. No, he didn't come from a small town. He was a super cool surfer guy. A skateboard, a longboard, a jute bag. I'm a cool guy. Then he went into an interdiscount. Interdiscount? An electronics specialist. He stole headphones for capitalism.

What? I was standing there and I thought, what kind of bird is that? Because that's another kind of a And of course Nick is Nicholas. Nicholas is Pennsylvania. He was a cool guy. He had spray cans in his backpack and skateboard. And then he did a trick. A half kickflip. And that's crazy when you grow up in Switzerland. But sorry, I have to say that Germany and Switzerland are also blinded by the USA.

We as teenagers found everything so cool that came from the USA. When someone traveled to the USA, that was the holy grail for us. And even when they did an exchange and had to go to Salt Lake City for some hormones, we said, wow, they're in the US. But they were somewhere in nowhere,

in a cult. And Nick always made such announcements. I think half of his family came from Switzerland and he spoke Swiss German. He spoke Swiss German with a Pennsylvania accent, with an American accent. And he said, like the church bells, the church bells ring, that's where the police are. The police are like, order? Order. It was just special.

It was just special with the church bells. So, very weird. It's Hanye, please. Yes. So, weird, right? And I thought back then, that's such a talk show. And somehow it's there. I have the impression that there's not so much behind it. And you know that.

Yes, I know that exactly. You just look through the people. Yes, but you can't make it thing-proof. Exactly. You can't prove anything. You can't make a Twitter thread with a lot of tweets. It's not enough. It's not enough. And he was always with his fist against capitalism.

And then he's gone again after half a year. All hearts are broken, of course. And suddenly the women didn't come to school with a skateboard and spray can. Because he wasn't there either. so they didn't have to impress anyone anymore. And then he came back to school after I was in the studio. And then I was in this small town where we grew up. And then I saw him, at first I didn't recognize him, but then I figured out that it was Nicholas. And I didn't recognize him because his dreads were gone, his Che Guevara shirt and the cargo pants that he cut himself were gone.

He wore a blue shirt and khakis. You know, those blue jeans. Oh yes, corporate. How corporate do you want to be? So he really looked like he was from the US office. And then I heard him there, I said, Nick, hey, how are you? Special that you're back. And then he told me what he does. And I had to laugh a little bit. He said he had a startup.

And we asked, what kind of startup? Yes, a startup like Uber, but for professional dancers. Namely, if the night club has no atmosphere, if there are too few people, then they call him and he can book professional dancers who will go to the club within half an hour and then celebrate the club. No! He said, I have a pool of 2,000 dancers here,

I can grab back any time. I could order 20 dancers who go to the club now, there and there, and then they are there within 30 minutes and have a party. Really? Yes, really! Wait a minute. Yes.

Wait. How often have I been? I've never been dancing, but when I was dancing, were they real people or dancers around me? First question. Second question. Professional dancers... He said so.

Wait a minute. When he puts them on and then they come to the club to survive, professional dancers dance really well. Yes, sure. Then you go to this club and around you everyone dances on a professional level? I. Professional dancers dance really well. Yes, sure. Then you go to this club and everyone around you dances at a professional level? I would give up right away. Yes, you only have a whirlwind around you. They all do propellers and you stand in the corner

and think what is going on here all of a sudden? We are here somewhere in Pennsylvania and suddenly 20 people come. Here is the Latin American standard dance world champion. Suddenly it's like, Summer in Pennsylvania. Summer in Pennsylvania. But honestly, Chris, I'm out. Believe me, I'm going straight out of the store. When I see professional dancers on the dance floor, sorry, I might look at them from the side, I think it's great,

but I'm not dance with it. I'm out. I just wanted to say that this guy wasn't clean, but in contrast to Robert Geyes, Robert Geyes is a clean guy. You can't really say anything against that. But now another question. Can you connect me with him? Because I might want to be recorded in this cartel.

I'm on a certain level, I'm also a professional dancer. So he said he has access to over 2000 professional dancers. 2000? There are no such numbers in Switzerland. No, not in Switzerland. In the US. He could also use the app from Switzerland and survive the clubs in Pennsylvania. There are not 2000 professional dancers in the world. I think that's something to be careful about.

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Advertising, end. But Chris, I have to make a more serious note here. What? What does that mean? It was all serious. Believe. Believe. But now it's time to say something serious here. There are always cases that concern me personally

and that we can luckily discuss in this podcast to process. Where people illegally unload things, goods in public, on the public street, on the roadside, in the woods. That's not okay. I want to talk about that and that's why we've now turned our section off. Cut the game. Break it up!

Out of the game! That's not part of this. I know you told me that you already found an out of the game case this week. Yes. And I was given another one. So I would ask you to start now. Then I can continue afterwards. Okay, yes, so it's actually a classic. But I mean, you have to have discussed that

just to have the portfolio completely at the end with all the out-of-trip-fields in the world. So if you see somewhere in local journalism, there is a report about things that are out of the way, and really out of the way, not in an accident, a truck falls over because it is too fast around the curve in the circle, but really illegally unloaded on the edge of the forest, on the edge of the road somewhere. And I have the classic here. Old tires in the forest at Weinheim. 80 old tires simply kipped into the forest. The city of Weinheim and the police are looking for environmentalists. Who has illegally disposed of the 80 old tires in the forest in Rippenweyer last week? the environmental or 10 trucks? Depending on how long the train is? Exactly, depending on how long the train is.

20 cabrios and 10 cars where the windows don't go up anymore. Or a Coca Cola Christmas truck. Exactly. And the article says, according to information from our newspaper, at least one of the tires should have a number plate with HP on it. So, HP. So, HP. I mean, honestly, you don't have to be a long-term trained criminal police officer

to recognize that. HB. HP. HP. HP. HB Baxter. So, you have to say, the scooter is often on tour, but the tires drive off properly. There will probably be saved from the risk of a scooter ride.

And not from the fish. The fish isn't that muddy, but the tires really hit the cost. It could be that HP is a shortcut to a district. No! But that would be too easy. Then we could just look at who's riding without tires. Who's riding on the Autobahn again without tires?

HP Bergstad, the frontman of Scooter. Or HP Kerkeling. And I have to say, I've just learned through the current HP Kerkeling docu, that it's not called HP Kerkeling, what we all always say. Yes. It's called HP Kerkeling. I've also seen the docu. Because it's called Hans-Peter.

Yes, of course. His name is Hans-Peter, but that irritated me. I think he also called himself HP and Isabelle Varell, a good, long-time friend of his. Among other things, he also called him HP Kerkelin. Yes. So we got along pretty well. A really good, eye-catching documentary.

And I can tell you where I watched it. When I was at the ZF Magazine Royale last week, I played a small role and I watched it between the general rehearsal and the recording, simply to spare time, because I had nothing to do at the recording. I played a small role and I looked between the general rehearsal and recording just to spare time because I had nothing to do at the time. And then I have to say H.P. Kerkling is a very talented person. He has a lot of skills, he is very good at imitating dialects, he is so funny. So you don't have to tell anyone anymore, everyone knows that. But I have to say, I saw all the time how he plays his part and there was a strong contrast, I'd say, to the way I do my things.

It wasn't necessarily encouraging for my self-confidence. But on the other hand, I learned there, he said in one scene, he was asked, you're a good singer, right? And then he said, no, I'm not a singer, I only do that as a hobby. Then he looks into the off where his husband sits and then he said, oh no, I can't say that. My husband said, I shouldn't sell myself so cheap. I'm a great singer.

And that's the mode now. I'm a great singer, believe it. Believe it, Chris believe it. You're a great actor, believe it. No, but I think with HP Kerkeling, you can really... I think we can all agree that it's a completely different class. You can't get there. He also started so early, so early on stage and...

I've noticed through the doc how much he's missing with his comedy. Well, honestly, I would have withdrawn if I had earned 10 million euros with a book. I would have gone away from the window. I'm giving him that, right? Me too! We made the joke here, Jakobsweg, I would be very, very angry at all the other people who wrote the book after him. It was also said, Jakobsweg's book wäre an seiner Stelle sehr sehr sauer auf die ganzen anderen Leute, die nach ihm das Buch geschrieben haben. Da wurde auch gesagt, das Jakobsweg Buch von ihm, ich bin da mal weg, hat sich 5 Millionen mal verkauft und in der Doku sagen die, das ist das best verkaufteste Buch in Deutschland nach Mein Kampf von Adolf Hitler.

Ja. Achso, eine Empfehlung, oder? Das ist brutal. Empfehlung aussprechen für die H.P. Kerkeling Doku auf... Ich dachte du sagst jetzt für Mein Kampf. Nee, nee. Für die Doku über H.P. Harper Kirkland in the AID media. Absolutely. A great guy. I hope he will come back in this media boom.

And honestly, I would do it like that too. TV industry, entertainment industry, difficult and so on. But I think what was cool was that he said he was never political or moral. And what I also liked, I didn't didn't even realize when I was a kid that he crashed these events. Often these acts, like King Beatrix, and then he would sneak in. He said that was always a big over-the-top for him.

And it wasn't right that people... It was outside of his comfort zone, right? Yes, I really liked that. I thought, wow, you don't have to be such a hard-hearted dog to do something like that.hearted dog to do that. And I also know that he's been out of the limelight for so long and only writes because he also said that he couldn't really live his everyday life

without the whole thing in the picture and in the bullbar press. And now he can go out again and go among people and doesn't have that many problems anymore because he hasn't been doing that for years. And I'm also happy that he has peace of mind. Of course it's also a privilege because he just has an incredible amount of money to earn with this book. But still, I want to say that I just consider him a quiet life.

Especially after he was outed on television involuntarily and all that shit. That's already... But HP, honestly, I've just noticed my doc again. An insanely talented, insanely great guy. So we have to say in summary, it was HB Backster with the tires, right? It was HB Backster, HP didn't let himself be blamed, he has enough money, but HB Backster has to see where he stays, he doesn't know how much the fish is, that's why the tires go to HB Backster's shop.

Sometimes the solution is so close, but also simply because it is clear. If you are so stupid and as a good frontman with the tip-backs on the tire his first name writes HB, then you have to expect consequences, my dear. I also have a case Chris, and that is from the Halterner newspaper. I love local journalists and the Halterner newspaper is really a criminal case on the track. The headline reads, on the federal road in Haltern, who again disposed of illegal bread in the street. Then the subline follows, a long time was quiet. Now again an unknown bread has been disposed of on the roadside.

That is neither dangerous for car drivers nor for the wild. I think that's cool when it starts, a long time was quiet. But now, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t, bread in the street, grave 2. Now it's getting married. Why aren't you the speaker for Spiegel TV?

Yes, right? Hitler. Yes, but wait a minute. There was a double denial. Neither for humans nor for wild animals. It's dangerous for humans and wild animals. But what's dangerous about bread rolls? I know that ducks explode when you feed them with bread.

They fly into the air or something. Ducks don't explode, but humans don't. But for us it's dangerous when the crust is too crispy. You can slip it in your mouth. Yes, these Tums Chabatta bread rolls where I often sat in the ICE to Hamburg with my open mouth because I pushed the thing too eagerly in. The open mouth in the ICE with my open gum in Hamburg because I was too greedy with that thing. The open gum in the ICE.

And then once, like with a saw blade, I cut over the gum. Split. But honestly, the gum can grow back together. Believe it. Believe it. Well, in any case, the article continues. In Datteln and Oer Erkenschwick

the first cases were known in November 2021. In the course of the year 2022 streets in Marl, Recklinghausen and Haltern am See were hit. And now again. In the ditch of Hullaner Strasse between the Hullaner Kreuz and Juppsbiergarten there are countless illegally disposed bread rolls. So what do we have to do with this? With the serial killer, with the perpetrator? What's going on? Juppsbiergarten, there are countless illegally disposed rolls.

What do we have to do with them? With serial killers, with perpetrators? What's going on? Rolls, oh, mass, out of control, the poor rolls. I'm sorry for the rolls. Sorry, it's not funny. I want to take out the disclaimer again. I hope that all people who hear this understand that we don't find it funny when someone loads rolls in the forest, because it's dangerous for the animals. But it continues in the article, it's about the dangers, why it's dangerous for the animals. The digestive tract of the deer is not set on bread.

Especially when it's wet, it can lead to very strong bleating. Yes, but it's true. So, now we have it. Wet bread causes bleating in deer. Yes, so I say, deer are not fans of sammelknoedels, right? But honestly, I personally think it's practical if they're already soaked in water. Because you can use them for sammelknoedels and for fricadelles. So give me the soaked breads, I'll take them.

I also find it interesting that it says, uncountable illegal drugs. Because I think breads are something you can count very well. So bread is easy to count. You can take one, two, three, four, I mean five hundred or so. But there's uncountable. That means with just one eye, not to count anymore.

That must be tons. Tons of bread. We had recently a case where it was about detergent in a well, where it said at least one empty bottle of detergent. What does that mean? Two? At least one? One and a half.

Countless? But do you think that the deer in the pond have all the plaits and are pumping all the time through the forest? Yes, but that's probably a different feeling for animals than for us, where you have to walk out and pee. That's probably a different feeling for animals. That's why they have a lot of problems. But I mean, the buns were not good for sale anymore. And then you just throw them away.

Do you mean Bambis mother was at the bleaching show of the Me neither, but the only thing I know is that it's brutal because the mother dies. That's what you always hear. But I've never seen the movie either. You can't bring it. You can't bring it. Yes. Believe it. I was in the bakery and I also found a thing where I didn't think it would happen to me either. Namely, I was accused of being a pest.

Oh. But I was also defended by another person. As a result, he wore it. From the rolls? I didn't take off bread out of the fridge. I bought the exact amount I wanted to decorate. I was completely unoccupied in Haltern am See. I was outside.

I went in and at the same time a man entered the bakery with me. And that's the one you always go to. That's a relatively long walk around the corner. And there's a cafe behind. around the corner and back there is a cafe. So many tables, for sure 10 tables. So a relatively large bakery with coffee. Bakery in the chain. And I'm in and it's a relatively long rope.

And there was a short line. I think there were two people in front of me. And I looked and the man who came in with me also looked. And I actually already knew when I came in what I wanted. A sausage bun, a leek and a nut. So that's trio infernale for me. That's not an innumerable amount, you have to say.

Exactly. That's not much. I had already sorted my sentence for myself. I said I'll take three sausages, a sausage, a leek and a nut. They're all the same bag. And then you have a clean table, the person knows which bag size they have to take. Clever thing. So, I got there, said three rolls, and then the man next to me called, said, now it's my turn. And then the bakery saleswoman said, no, now it's the young man's turn.

Then the old man next to me said, he's been too much. And by that time I tried to signal non--verbally. No problem at all. I didn't know if I was being forced. I didn't force myself. I was just cheaper when I entered the business. I had let him do it. I just wanted to signalize non-verbally. Okay, you can order in front of me.

No problem. I have the minute. Then the delivery service said, Nobody forced anyone. The young man is on it. And further in the pace. What else do they want? And I was really defended by the store, while the man took up the fight. And I was completely unpartisan

in between. I didn't want war. I didn't want war. You didn't want it. You didn't know anything. I wanted peace. Believe it. Believe it. I didn't want anyone to do anything bad. I stepped in right away. I didn't know he had crossed the line. I couldn't say anything. I was stunned.

I think that most of the time we are put in bakeries and supermarkets in unpleasant situations. Probably also because we are frequently involved in these businesses. We rarely dance samba in Pennsylvania. But I didn't have anything comparable. I have to say, I'm sorry for you, Chris. I feel for you.

I accept that and I acknowledge that you had a sad experience. I had a not so bad, but unpleasant situation. I was in a supermarket with a closed bakery and I wanted to pay and they changed their cash system. You don't pay the cashier anymore, you put the money in the cash machine. You put the money in and the cash comes out. And then I have to say, I've been a friend of cash payment lately. Because I can spend better time in the supermarket. Because with the card it's always very fast.

If I hold it, it pays right away, card sale comes out, go away, go away, next please. But if I pay with money, then the person needs time again, to pick up money and so on, do you want to bang, no thanks, and then it takes. And I've always used that for my own good. And now it's not possible anymore because of this machine. Yes.

Then I have to get the tenner. It's sucked in directly. Do you know that when the machines are really greedy? When they suck in the money like this. Give me the tenner, give me the tenner. So that's it. And then he pulls it in and shoots the money back directly out, so within milliseconds.

You have no time. You have zero time. Yes, it's the same for me that also have problems dealing with all the small money. I can't put it in my wallet. What I do is I take the small money and what I get, I have it, but if there's 20, 30 cents left, that's collateral damage for me. I grab it once, then I have to put it in my jacket bag,

because otherwise everything will be spread on the floor. And then I'm on the floor. I grab the bucket and put it in my jacket pocket because I can't put it in my wallet because otherwise everything would be scattered on the floor and then, believe me, I'm on the floor then I lie there, have to pick up the coins and you know exactly how my balance is I just tilt my bucket to the left that doesn't work so I take my hand, grab my jacket pocket

leave the money in there, go out and then, mentally I fall when I exit, I get back in front of the sliding door shit, I have to put the money in my wallet then I stand there and then, mentally and mentally, I fall back into the door after the shift. Shit, I have to put my money in my wallet. Then I stand there and hold up the business processes. But Chris, I left this cash situation and went to a closed bakery. I had to digest my shock first,

wanted to buy a bun. I stand there, order a bun and what happens? The man tells me to put the money in the machine. Now the bakery has that too. No! They have, that will now, I tell you, that will, that's a question of one to two years, then the surface cover in Germany is everywhere.

But yes. It's better for the country, because a machine makes no mistake, right? Yes. There is also not the pressure on the cashiers, that they are not allowed to make a mistake, because then there is a minus in the cash and then they get paid in the end? I think that depending on the architecture it can be good. Depending on supermarket architecture, if you can cash in peace.

But at the bakery counter is something else. That's brutal. The fluctuation is really really inhuman samba, what's going on there. It's brutal! I wanted to... You get your bags from the bakery, put them on the counter, and then you have to store them in your shopping bag. But I don't have time, because I have to...

The machine rips out again, and then the money shoots out. And then you have to do that at the same time. Eight people are waiting in the back. I'm already in a complete nervous breakdown. And that... No! I want to speak up. I'll set that on my agenda for 2025.

After the third Natcho Schnitz and the Plexiglas shopping cart. The automatic cash system in Germany is now being prevented from my party. Believe it. Believe it, Jule. Believe that we can do it. We can do it. We're packing for Germany, for our people, for our nation. For our human chain, which we are now. We can do it. We're going to do it. For Germany, for our people, for our nation. For our human chain, which we are now. A poster for me next year, when I'm going to be chancellor.

Chris Hommer, believe it. Believe it. And as a swear word, believe it. That's going to be good. Believe it. But important is in one word, not a swear word, not believe, distance, add, but believe it. Believe it. That's going to be awesome with Germany. Believe it. Believe it. Hope. Hashtag hope but believe it. Believe it. That's gonna be awesome with Germany. Believe it.

Believe it. Hope. Hashtag hope believe it. It's a bit embarrassing to be digital. And when you're done, you can order up to 2000 dancers over the app, who dance behind you in the national day. I ask myself, when you're think you could be in a club? When you feel like you need life in the booth.

You need society. Much better when you have problems with your neighbors. In the hallway. Exactly. Well, Chris, I have to start. I have to set up my paper for the prevention of the automatic cash system. My party has a lot to do. You know, it's also the end of the year.

We have to really get it together. You say get it together. So Chris, we'll hear you next week again. On Tuesdays, as always. We're going with big steps towards Christmas. We all know that. We're prepared for that. It's just in the week.

Big steps towards Christmas. Yes, the end of end is always ahead. Yes, and of course we're doing the Christmas TV program again. Is that so? That's of course the case. That's a tradition, that's Dreniz, that's our life, Chris. Should I buy the magazines this week? Please get them for us, listen to me.

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