DRINNIES - Single-Abend im Kölner Zoo

Episode Date: July 21, 2025

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Good day, welcome or good night, good evening whenever you hear that. We hope you're fine. And if not, it's okay. Julia and I hope that you're fine and I hope you won't fall asleep. I'll say that's enough for a podcast. I also thought that we could be the first podcast where we fall asleep ourselves.

Or clean the toilet ourselves. I'm always afraid to hear myself sleeping, because I think I know from various sources that I sometimes snore really bad. From the Big Brother house where you were in season 3. I think that I, or I know from various sources that I sometimes snore really badly. From the Big Brother house, where you were in season three. Together with Jürgen Milsky. Which season was Jürgen in?

Jürgen was in season one, Chris. I beg you. Jürgen, season one. I was in season five at Big Brother, the village. And I was the wave-sitter who flew in. Back then, many don't know, but I was wave-sitter for a while. There was a bird there. There was a wave-sitter who flew in. Back then, many don't know, but I was a whale-sitter for a while. There really was a bird. There was a whale-sitter who flew in, yes. They were allowed to keep it, then they put it in a cage,

they put it in there and it was the bird of the village. Until someone from Ostendorf, a woman who lived near the container, called and said, that's my bird. Then they had to return it to the lockers. There was always this lock room where things were put in, canned food that they could pick up. And that's where the bird delivery had to take place. That's good.

But the bird survived and then it came back. It came back to Ostendorf, where it belongs. Ostendorf, in principle, the Caribbean of Cologne. You can live well there, as a whale-eyed or as a parrot. As a cockatoo. Honestly, I always wanted to live in Ostendorf. or the Caribbean of Cologne. You can live there as a whale or a parrot. As a cockatoo. Honestly, I would have always liked to live in Ostendorf, because you're so incredibly close to Ikea and the Wärtschroffhof.

These are two things I frequently look for, and that's why I would have liked to live there. Yes, and also this abandoned KVB parking lot at Ikea, which I really like, if you drive a bit further, I think it will be even more abandoned. Because that's where the MNC studios come in. Where RTL records Let's Dance, for example. Or it's broadcast live. And that's a good atmosphere.

It's a bit like when you go to a half-abandoned city in a western. And then suddenly the saloon opens. And then Olli Geissen comes out. He just finished the new season, the ultimate chart show, in one day, 8 episodes, 24 hours of shooting. And the notary, Dr. Fleischhauer, is also still out of the garage. But I know what I found very interesting,

what I found amusing, there are, Ossendorf is known for a few things, among other things, also for the fact that this famous famous expensive suitcase company Remova having a seat there. And the former boss of Remova is the son, the heir of, I don't know if they are the richest people in the world, but at least in the top ten, from France, the Louis Vuitton empire. I think LVM is the name of the whole company. There's a lot of other stuff that's really expensive. Like the cider brands, right? Exactly, and that's their son.

And he took over the Louis Vuitton stuff. He's a good friend of Beyoncé and Jay-Z, by the way. And he's basically to blame that Birkenstock suddenly costs 120 euros because LVM bought Birkenstock. LVM is the... Louis Vuitton, this French... ...concern. ...this concern.

And this guy who's sitting there at the head of the biggest luxury company in the world and one of the richest people, probably even the richest person in the world, has been working for a long time with Rymowa as a boss in Ossendorf. In Ossendorf. So he really drove here with the KVB, Ossendorf MMC. Irrefeld, boy. Irrefeld belongs to Irrefeld, I mean. No!

Government district. Is it a government district? I have no idea. We have no idea. But how funny is that in Ossendorf? I wonder, did he also go to Ossendorf? Did he also go to the Wärtschöpfhof sometimes? With the KVB, maybe a hot dog in the lunch break at IKEA.

I have so many questions. Maybe not. And I also think there at IKEA, the parking parking lot is a bit of a Sunday mood. You always think, is there someone here? And then the KVB arrives and people get out. And the others get in with the big IKEA plastic bags and also with these storage containers and picture frames. You hardly have space and someone has a curtain stand with them.

I think so. And you can always, it's the golden rule of IKEA Cologne-Ossendorf is that the train only comes once, but always exactly when you just left the parking lot with your stuff in both hands. You can still see how it comes, but you won't be able to get to the station by just mathematically or physically,

because it's a long way from the parking lot. I know from experience, you have both hands full, you have a hard time dragging, you can't get the train anymore. And then you have to wait 18 hours at the parking lot until the next five comes. And you also see the people standing in the rain, who are separating, couples who are separating. So you have the pleasure of being able to grab fresh-baked singles

directly from the single market. Something that comes to my to grab fresh-baked singles directly from the single market. Something that comes to my mind from fresh-baked singles. I have something interesting for you, I saw a poster. Single evening in the Cologne Zoo. There's going to be a big campaign going on here. With a frog on it. Who has a kiss mouth and then it says, kiss me. So, all the question questions have been asked.

I ask myself, Chris, is this a single evening for humans or for animals? Single evening in the Kölner Zoo. In the Kölner Zoo? Yes. Is this like we're coupling the glue with the earthman? The giraffe is not easy, she's always the biggest in the room, I always have to duck at the doors. Door frames are always too low. Will maybe Roland Trettel from First Dates moderate the whole thing?

With very insensitive questions. When the zebra comes in, are you wearing a striped coat or what? And the Wurstrennenmaus had a blind date with the giraffe. With the giraffe. But they didn't feel like it. They quickly realize that the giraffeess lives in Kreilheim and the desert racer in Quickborn.

That doesn't fit her. She doesn't want to go to the desert racer, she doesn't want to have a relationship with her fans and driving for 8 hours is not her thing. Her body size wouldn't have made any difference. But Kreilheim and Quickborn, that doesn't go together. I really wonder how that works.

And maybe also, if it's meant for people, why in the zoo? What's going on there? What's the advantage of having a date, a first date, a single evening in the Kölner Zoo? Maybe a question of how you get it trained. At least me. What kind of animal identifies you? Oh, dear Lord.

And then you have to say something about your personality. So you would meet me at the Orang-Utan. And then you can say, yes, Orang-Utan, there are two Orang-Utan freaks, for example. You already have a basis on which you can start a conversation. Yes, and Sven from Iserlohn, you meet him at the Pavianfelsen. He says, here, I'm Sven and I like to pop. And then people find themselves directly with the same hobbies, the same passions, find each other directly.

Some like to pop, others... They're into animal torture. Others sleep all day in a tree and chew on bamboo. These are hobbies that they also use. Yes, I think it's about the animals, I think. Single animals that are unhappy. Maybe people, like a dog, who passes by. And the sign says, I'm single, maybe it's about tigers.

Is there a tiger in Cologne? Maybe it works. I'm a Border Collie. And with an Indian tiger it could work. But I don't want to know what's there in the evening. You have to close the window in the area of 1 km in the evening, or in the Kölner Zoo on a single evening. I had a kind of single evening, not me personally, I had single evenings very often.

Very, very often. But yes, I grew up next to a farm, and there were also single evenings, but there was only the bull, the bull, single, who was caught with the truck, who probably went on tour through the Swiss Mediterranean single abender, aber da war nur der Bulle, der Stier quasi single, der rangekart wurde mit dem LKW, der durch einmal durch das Schweizer Mittelland wahrscheinlich auf Tour gegangen ist und die ganzen Kälber glaube ich, nee Kühe natürlich, befruchtet hat und dann wusste wenn der LKW vorfährt mit dem Stier hinten und er wird ausgeladen, da wusstest du jetzt kannst du wieder drei Nächte nicht schlafen,

weil da wird nachts immer geknöpert. Also he was actually the seducer who was attacked. Exactly, bombshell. Another bombshell entered the villa. Exactly, the grenade from Love Island has arrived. With 40 tons. Oh my god, yes. Then it's off to the boom boom room for the bull. That was always very uncomfortable,

because you just heard the snoring without wanting to. Yes, that's uncomfortable. I don't want to snore. Sometimes you have to really involuntarily snore at things. Stichwort cat sex. Yes, cat sex, but also duck sex. There was also a viral video of a woman who... I don't want to know.

No, no, it's not bad. It's rather funny. She wanted to save the duck because she felt she was being killed by her male colleagues. And then jumped into the water and wanted to drive them away. It was really angry at them. But it was just the natural course of things. They just wanted to mate. I don't think the woman really made it

that sometimes nature can be relatively brutal. That's just how it is. And of course it was hard to watch. I don't understand why that was done that way either. Why cats have to feel pain during sex. Sounds you only hear in hotels in Cologne. I don't want that. I don't want that for the cats either. They just hurt me.

Yesterday was Sunday, today is Monday. Yesterday I felt pain too. And you too. We thought about what we could do on Sundays. We don't go to IKEA in Ostendorf. That would be nothing. We thought about it. I'll go to the amusement park tonight,

ride the roller coaster, then I'll go to the bar and let myself run around. And when I'm good at it, I'll have a midnight snack. Oh, how nice. We didn't do all that. We went to the cinema because nothing else was going on. And what if you've seen all the good films,

like Mission Impossible, in the cinema? Then you go to the slums, to a new movie. It's a summer hole in the cinema. What do you want to do? I went in there exactly like in Mission Impossible, with zero expectations. But 1.0 liters of coke. Exactly. And I suggested, to make it a little more exciting,

we could book these places that shake and shake. A special technique that reacts to movements in the film, explosions, vibrations, music, everything. And a chair that shakes and shakes for two hours. It shakes and shakes for two hours. You did it directly. And I gave the whole thing another chance. Basically like on First Date.

I said, I'll just let myself in on it, even if you already notice right away, no, that's nothing. Even if it comes from Quickborn. But I have to say, before the movie was released, there was a little animated cartoon by SpongeBob, without dialogue, just sound. And I think that was to test the chairs. Because that was the first time that the chairs were activated.

And the chair was untruthful, it shook and rumbled for three seconds, I immediately turned it off because I felt it getting worse. I already have motion sickness anyway, but when the chair moves while I'm looking at a screen, I realized it's the worst, I turned it off immediately. 13 euros for the cat. Yes, and I had it on the highest level first, then switched to lower.

And I think that was my mistake. I don't have a travel sickness or motion sickness that occurs in me. I don't have that, but the problem was, if you make it very weak, the chair moves anyway. Sometimes it leans to the left and right, but only so little that you don't really notice it. You think it're dizzy.

As if you were on the AIDA-Cara. Exactly. Very weakly, it whips back and forth. And I think that's my problem. And the boy next to me, whom we've made acquaintance with, involuntarily, who was alone in the cinema. I don't know what was going on there.

He was probably brought by his father. He was put down. I have almost fatherly feelings for him. He also had my own son. Wow. He had a sweater on or a sweater. And underneath a shirt in blue. It quickly turned out that he was a complete slum fan.

He had the chair on the floor. It was really thrown through like a washing drum. But he had the chair on the floor, and it really threw it through like a drum, but he had the fun of his life. And it was interesting that he approached me, you were then sunk in your chair, and in your popcorn, and in your cell phone, you suddenly didn't hear anything anymore, you sat on my right and he sat on my left,

and he said, he was in the movie several times, and he also dressed in blue because of the moustache. And then he said he can sing the song in Dutch. And the best thing is that he can't only sing, but that he did it. He sang the song for me. I only said hello and I didn't want to look unfriendly. And when someone starts singing, I don't say stop, stop, stop, stop. What does it look like here?

I was afraid that he would taken by surprise in the movie. And that the people around us... It was pretty well-visited on Sunday. It was also rainy. A mistake on our part. But what do you want to do? The children's movies, like Schlümpfit, run in the afternoon, not at 10 pm.

I was afraid that people could identify me as their educational rights. If Kneeapps, I want to call him, the cheeky guy, takes a side, then I have a problem. But he took it very well. He almost overperformed. Because you also heard that he... I've seen a movie a lot. Because he knew the songs.

He could sing along. And he also partially spoke along to the dialogue. And that's wonderful, and I'm happy for him, I'd say. I've also seen him so easily out of the way when he was shaken and shaken. He had long hair, and sometimes his hair tips were also shaken over to you. So sometimes something has already been scratched, I think. Yes, but honestly, that was a slümpfevriek, Le Strumpf,

or Smurfland, welcome in the Smurfland, he sang it in Dutch, why not. De de de de de de de de de de de de de. I looked it up, if it might even come from the Netherlands. Of course it comes from France, Le Strumpf was clear to me. But I thought maybe it's something that he's such a crazy slum fan that he, like people who watch films from Korea or Japan, that they say you just have to watch the original sound,

even if you don't understand it. Because if you're a real fan, if you know this art genre too well, then you look at Dutch art. But he wasn't like that. I don't know, maybe he just had a fable for the Netherlands. I think he was half Dutch and somehow connected it to his childhood, which went back one and a half years.

Childhood from last summer. Yes. And what I liked about it, consequently, 2025, when there are bad guys, in the form of Rassameel, this magician with the slumps, they are podcasters. It was mentioned in a side note that this magician is obviously running a podcast. It was mentioned in the film, and I think that's only consistent, that bad guys are podcasters or vice versa.

Podcasters are bad guys. He also had zoom meetings with other evil people several times and he always had the sound off. He always talked for five minutes and the others said, your mic is off. So the evil ones are always the ones who are a bit of a jerk. Yes, I liked it too. There were also prominent people involved in the film

who synchronized German. For example Uwe Ochsenknecht, Papa Schlumpf and then Alvaro Soler, the singer's name, I think. Alvaro Soler. Yes. He has the main role. From Hannover, right? Yes.

No, you're confusing them with the band. What are they called again? Ah, what are they called? You know what I mean. They're always in talk shows, where I always thought they were from South America and in a Spanish song. They're called Marques.

Marques? But Alvaro Soler is not from Marques. But Marques, the Spanish band from Hannover. Or maybe from Quickborn. But I liked it. Uwe Ochsenknecht is in it. I asked myself, I looked at Rick Vanian from Bully and the whole Sibschafft. And I thought, chance given. Bösewicht, podcaster, Richard David Precht,

they should have synchronized it. I asked myself, because there's this other Bösewicht, Gagamehl, who you might know already, did Richard David Precht, was he even asked, but did he agree that Markus Lanz would either take over Gagamehl or maybe Schlumpfine or something? Markus Lanz is his sidekick. Exactly, because I didn't know either that Schlumpfine was invented by Gargamel.

Was he explained by that? Created from clay. Created from clay. The only female read Schlumpf figure from Schlumpfhausen. To be a twin between the slumps. So basically also Another Bombshell Entered the Villa. Yes, really. It's so the Yoko Ono should be. The evil womanhell entered the villa. Yes, it's really like that. It's like Yoko Ono, she's supposed to be. The evil woman who separates the men.

That was the point of the matter. Yes, but they directly locked themselves in the heart. She didn't have any crush on him at all. On the contrary. She's super slum-fine. Rock on. I've read something really good, Chris. That made me, I don't want to say... What am I talking about?

...happy, no, even worse. It didn't make me happy, but it fascinated me. A man from the USA, from New Jersey, bought a special airline ticket at United Airlines in the 90s. What was available at the time, for $290,000 at the time, there was a lifetime ticket in the first class. That means he always, infinitely often, as long as he lives, flies in the first class with United Airlines,

wherever he wants to go. For $290,000, I would say, he made a really good deal. I don't know, what does it cost? 10,000? 10,000, 20,000 first class. For a long distance? Yes, a long distance. Isalo and Quickborn for example.

And this guy has been, hold on, snap yourself, Chris, flown 39 million miles. He has flown 39 million miles. He has been in 100 honeymoons with his wife. 100. He already flew to Hong Kong for lunch and then back. He flew to Australia for two hours to go to his birthday party and then back.

What? Only such events. From the USA? From the USA. And he says he's been living like a sultan since he got the ticket. And the sick thing is, it gets even more annoying. When you fly, you also collect miles. And every time he flies, he also collects miles.

And from these miles he can then buy hotels and cruise ships. So he gets even more out of it than he actually... He earns something with it. I think he's already getting the price back. Right, and he's been doing it for a long time. And he was he could help his brother to renovate his house, because he could buy Walmart vouchers from the miles. From the Bord Bistro in Lufthansa. From the Bord shop.

He had everything on perfumes. Flacons, built house, completely made of German Light blue. No, but he could... Walmart voucher worth 50.000 dollars he could pay off with the miles he flew. And so it's a perpetuum mobile. It goes on and on. The more it flies, the more miles it gets. And the more miles it gets, the more gifts it gets.

The more hotel stay and cruise it gets. And that's why it goes on and on. And it doesn't do anything else. It's a complete climate sin. So-called climate killer. I want to put it in a space, whether it's the biggest environmental mess in the world. I thought about that first, but then I have to say, I thought about it further. It has to have flown an infinite number of times.

So 39 million miles, I don't know how many flights there are, but thousands of flights. And that's why I thought to myself, actually, you have to imagine, it once paid this price, the price is in there for a long time. That means for United Airlines, who probably thought back then, that's a gag, nobody will fly with it, nobody will use it that often. For them, it's an absolute minus business that he still flies so much. Every flight where he takes is a small to create a slum version of themselves so that he would bring the airlines to the fore, to do the grounding, and thus of course save the climate through a lot of flying. Actually, he's a climate activist.

He's actually the last generation. Exactly. I have to say, he does more for us than we might think. Yes, and of course the airlines can do it themselves. Of course, they saw their own co it themselves. Of course, they're cutting their own coals. How stupid can you be? It's a bit like flower shops, where you can buy flowers, but they also sell plastic flowers.

I've already asked myself that. Yes, huh? I grew up near a flower shop and they also sell plastic flowers. Yes, the people who buy them don't come back. Yeah, and more and more plastic flowers and real flowers disappeared. I don't know, it's like when Pasha says we're opening a monastery. It doesn't work. They made the bill without the wreath, Chris.

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people who have an endless lifetime airline ticket or such fascinating things. They all come to us through the internet. Like Günter Jauch and the Golden Sunifer ticket. Yes, really. These are things I would never have known without the internet. How did our grandparents do that? They weren't fed with these fun facts at all.

These strange things from all over the world. How did they get to wear them? There was something else. Look, we're going to the garbage truck now. He has a scar, it's itchy and it doesn't grow. That was the highlight. You know? Or over there, the neighbor, he's about to explode in the air.

Really? We've already found out in the village that someone has tried to change his car into a frying oil. Replacing gasoline with frying oil and then and then drive over the main road. I recently found a newspaper article on the internet, a very old newspaper article from the 50s or 60s, around the turn, from my hometown Siegen. There used to be a real criminal who bought a lot of turtles.

What? Hundreds of thousands of turtles. What? Hundreds of thousands of turtles were then transported and sent to him because he wanted to open a turtle trade. He didn't have the resources and the space for it. And then he had meadows full of turtles, land turtles. That was incredibly escalated. Too few people took over the turtles.

He wanted to do the big Reibach with it. He didn't follow animal protection at all. They lived there, they were together, there was too little space. Let me guess, there was never a single evening. There was no single evening. There was no single. Too many shows. And that was something that was discussed all throughout the whole of Siegerland.

That was the gossip, what we read here with United Airlines on yahoo.com. That was something like that in the past. There was one in the village where they always said, he has a Ferrari in the garage, but he never drives, but he always goes to the garage and cleans the Ferrari. And nobody has ever seen it. Urban Legend.

Urban Legend, but in the village. Nobody has ever saw the car. Urban Legend. Yes, Urban Legend, but in the village. Nobody ever saw the car. But it's possible. Yes, but it's also possible that it doesn't exist at all. It's enough if someone says it in a silent post. I would like to spread a rumor about me in the street. There are enough rumors about you. I'm also the wife of Jan Böhmermann.

I also read that on the internet. If you read that on Google, please make sure you report it as false information. Because many right-wing people think that's true. And that's not very pleasant, I have to say. But I would really like to spread the rumor that I have a dangerous pet. A big animal that's also forbidden. That's why it's the weird one that's always inside. It's always at home, you can hardly see it. But when it goes out, it's always with a cheetah.

Or with two cheetahs, a bit more extravagant. Or that you use firearms. An extremely good sniper. Something dangerous. I see that with you. I'd rather not have a rumor about me, but a secret ability where I'm really good, but only pack it out punctually. Something like that I could dance salsa really well.

Which doesn't really help me in all things. But a ability where you know if the possibility of this event, of this day in this year, if that happens, then I'll be on the train. And it's so good that you can pay with it. In shops or you can just say, I don't have the 2,41€ for the Laugen Croissant,

but do you know this? In principle, Picasso with the serviette, who gets something on it, after seven steps, Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da Peace. Jazz hands. Ja, das wär geil. Das würd ich auch sehen. Und dann musst du aber auch automatisch dein Hemd oben so drei Kniffe aufreißen. Wenn jetzt jemand zu dir kommt, Julia, du bist Comedian, du machst lustige Sachen, du bist jetzt irgendwo in einem Etablissement oder in der Waschstraße, egal wo, und dann heißt es, sind Sie Julia Becker? Wenn Sie wollen, müssen Sie jetzt nichts hier für die Unterbodenwäsche Ihres Autos bez-wash of your car. But tell us a joke. Will you do that? Definitely. I'd always tell the same joke.

I only have one, but I won't tell you. I know exactly which one. The one with the hospital. Come on, you have to tell it. Chris, tell us. No, I don't want to, otherwise I can't pay for it on the wash street. That's right. But that's the worst thing that you can tell people who come here me and do their job can say. Tell me something funny, tell me a joke. Because it's never funny.

Then I would say, okay, that wasn't funny, but I could do the salsa step through the wash street. That's also a joke. I have now also, you know I'm a lot on the internet, I don't make a living out of it. It's actually my second seat. I also reported it to the citizens' office. And Google is my second seat. And I read, there's a man, well, somehow it's always men who bring such weird actions. Well, the guy has gnawed 122 million dollars.

And now I'll tell you how, it's really fussy. He just paid Google and Facebook, the companies Google and Facebook, and they just paid. So just invented things? Invented bill. He was already a bit oriented to the companies that actually deliver things. He knew that already and then he quit as another company. But then of course he put his account number in the bottom.

And over the years 122 million euros have been transferred to his account. Somehow under the profession name of a referent, which for me is actually the magic of the 21st century, because I don't know what a referent is. I don't know either. I think that's the creative director of the citizens. Key account manager. I don't know.

In any case, make a calculation it and then they'll pay. Probably by direct transfer. Hopefully. Probably by a very unobtrusive person who keeps books. Who probably, while she's transferring, is still on the phone at a Coldplay concert. Yes. Exactly. I've met a guy in civil protection.

Civil protection, the replacement service I had to provide, because I was unsuitable for civil service and military service. Because you always, when they said, make a support, make a sit-up, you only danced salsa. I said, support, handstand or a pole tree, it's not in there, but I can show you a salsa basic. Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh. Actually, we need that from the last one on the hell's board. That's your thing, because you're salsa crazy. D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d- to go to B. You can't look left and right, you have to aim straight.

And the tempo is important. The difficulty wasn't too fast, not too tight, because otherwise you didn't have enough time. You want the time to pass, but not too slowly, because otherwise it's going to fall off. You don't do that if you have to do something,

you have to take tight steps. And that's how I did it. Always to the transporter, then somewhere on the field road, where we just made a new field road. And there I met a guy, or rather he talked to me and then told me, when he found out that I was a student

and he wasn't interested in it anymore, he started sending it, because he was obviously good at it rhetorically. He comes from this startup Duns Kreis, where you go to dirkrcrop-coachings. And he said he does... Back then, the term dropshipping didn't exist. The thing that every second teenager does today.

Maybe he's one of the slums. I can imagine. I think so too. He does dropshipping. He said he imports sent-articles, but not that he sells them in the store, but that he sells them directly to other companies in the import store. And what he does, he writes to companies, and then he gave me the example of yoga socks.

Whatever yoga socks are. He writes, for example, do you want to buy yoga socks? I have a price here. And I can offer you so and so much and deliver it the day after tomorrow. And then they write, yes, we would like to have 5,000 pairs of socks. And then in the answer mail, when he confirms the purchase of the company, then he goes down to the answer process, the email, and makes from 5,000, he makes 9,000. And then writes in his answer at the top, we would like to deliver the requested 9,000 pairs of yoga socks. And with that he makes good money. we give him the requested 9000 pairs of yoga socks. No!

And with that he makes good money. He had to take two days off for his civil protection. But he also worked on his phone there. That's not possible. Yes, and another guy who was there too... But also smart that he just tells foreign people about civil protection. But he also has the yoga socks delivered. So the 9000 he doesn't deliver like Google and Facebook. Did he at least hand out a round of yoga socks are delivered. The 9000 are delivered, not like Google or Facebook.

Did he at least issue a round of yoga socks for civil protection? No, but there was one who founded a startup much too late, actually, when the big chin hype of 2014-15 who doesn't know it, who remembers it, who was there, who remembers it, wasn't there. A good portion of Electroswing and a nice chin. And he somehow founded a startup in 2017, a brewery, a brewery.

And he started telling people he makes chin. Distillery. And he also saw that people are bored here. He also had the unbiased attention. Because nothing happens when someone starts telling something, everyone listens. And he used that as a marketing platform, the Civil Protection, and then said how good he is and how great. And there are also many men who have an affinity for alcohol.

And before they could say no, he said, do you want a bottle to try? I'll bring you one. And everyone thought, yes, that's free. No, the next day he comes, on day two, also on the last day of this repeat course, he comes and wants to get 80 francs from everyone. And he also said, if a bottle doesn't reach you, we also have a gin subscription,

I mean, I'm going to get 1000 francs a year. So a big sum, where I thought, how much... A gin subscription, how much gin do you want to suck? What's going on? Honestly, I'd rather have someone pay my bills without doing anything. I know that. Honestly, if someone pays me, I can't say 100% that I wouldn't just overdo it.

I developed a phobia, because I always had to pay in cash, because I always had a lot of debts, because I always had to pay a lot of money. That I really have to pay the bill right away, because otherwise I get panic and sweat loss. So, I'm glad that people don't know my address. Because I think you could send me a 122 million bill and I would go to my bank and ask, how do I get 122 million?

I have to prove it to my believer. Yes. The highlight of every nature documentary is, when elephants don't drink gin, but when they eat apples or fruit, which is already a bit gilded, and then there's a certain amount of alcohol in it. Yes, on a single evening. Exactly. On a single evening at the Pavia.

There are g are roasted bananas. You can also find them on the menu at Roland Rettel's. And then there's a plum, I almost got a plum there. No, sorry. You got a plum there. I read something, and it's that there's Neandertaler News. Again? And I don't know if they ate a gourd.

Probably. We found out that Neandertalers are portrayed in docu-s completely wrong. An absolute no-go. They're always portrayed as if people are brutal people with deep voices. That was real Seven vs. White. Exactly. Isolated from the outside world. Exactly.

And it's been already made clear in this podcast. The way the voice organs were found, the way the skull was created, it was found that Neandertalers had much higher voices. A shrill... A shrill... You have to turn higher. A shrill voice. That's, you have to turn it higher. Homo sapiens, the remains, the oldest finds were found in Africa, Morocco.

And Neanderthals were in Europe. And now we have found out a reason why they could have died out, the Neanderthals, was that they protected themselves from sun radiation too little. No! Skincare! No skincare! They didn't apply sun lotion in the morning. That's not possible. Even if the sun doesn't shine directly,

even if it's cloudy, you should do it. So you forgot it. You maybe warned each other Jochen, don't forget! You still have to cream your eyes, the sun is shining! And what did Jochen do? He went out, he had it. No, I don't need it!

I'm a man, I make fire! Right. So, put some... They didn't put each other in each other's back, probably. No, they didn't put anything on it, even if they tested each other, that there might be a lack of collagen. Nothing was taken against it. And what was also found out,

the solar radiation, so they calculated that there was a shift in the magnetic field at the time. I don't know how that works or what exactly, but in any case, there was more radiation, more dangerous radiation. And what was also there, to see polar lights all over Europe. Oh, nice. Often and constantly, I would say. So you have to assume that the Neanderthals

not only did not protect themselves from solar radiation, not only had a high voice, but also all mirror reflex cameras with telephoto lenses and a flicker account where they photographed the polar lights somewhere in our wide field. Yes, but of course still really retouching in Photoshop, right? Yes. So that you can print it on acrylic glasses and then display it in Hückelhoven in the community house. Yes, nice with airbrush on the toilet tiles.

Oh, the Neandertaler. I'm always happy when you bring Neandertaler News. Because I'm learning new things. The picture really has to be straightened out, what we learned from the Neandertalers. We have to admit, the Neandertalers were rather sly people. And it's almost sad. We last discussed the fingerprint. And it is almost sad, we talked about the fingerprint. And we also suspect that they made this fingerprint

as a sign of creativity. They wanted to show their creativity. I wonder, imagine they had an airbrush. How the caves would look like today. Completely with airbrush. Street art. Yes, street art. Moral.

Yes, exactly, a child with tears. And next to it a lion airbrush. Or Caro Robens as an airbrush. Moral. Banksy is at the end kind of Robert Gys. Don't you know that for a long time? I've heard that someone has said that. Yes, it's like with Crowe, everyone knows that. But the whole wide mass doesn't know it yet. Yes. So it could actually still be Robert Gys. You know what I mean? Yes, so if you look at the designs of Gysinian and Banksy, it's about the same kitschy.

Banksy also comes from Quickborn, right? Well, good. I would say, now it's over in the bus. Next week, Tuesday, Naja, gut. Ich würd sagen, Chris, jetzt ist Schluss im Bus. Nächste Woche, Dienstag sind wir wieder da. Wir freuen uns, wünschen euch allen eine wunderschöne Woche. Vielen Dank fürs Zuhören. Auf Wiederhören und tschüss. Drainys, the podcast from the comfort zone.