DRINNIES - Umarmung mit Zunge

Episode Date: July 7, 2025

Neues aus dem ersten 12-Ton-Podcast Deutschlands, von Giulia Magique und Chris, dem Staubsaugerroboter-Freak! Tom Cruise ist eine Nuschel, irgendjemand hat aus Versehen 40 Krokodilfleisch-Dönerspieße hergestellt und Croutons sind der allerbeste Snack, wenn gar nichts mehr geht. Außerdem: Die unheilvolle Mississippi-Umarmung, Beatrice Eglis’ leichter Hang zum Stalking und der Versuch einer Erklärung, warum die Handytaschenlampe die Menschheit am Ende zusammenrücken lässt. Ab dafür!Hier gibt es Tickets zur Tour: drinnies.de18.10.2025 LEIPZIG, Gewandhaus20.10.2025 BERLIN, Philharmonie21.10.2025 KÖLN, Philharmonie04.11.2025 MÜNCHEN, Isarphilharmonie10.11.2025 FRANKFURT, Alte Oper11.11.2025 HAMBURG, LaeiszhalleBesuche Giulia und Chris auf Instagram: @giuliabeckerdasoriginal und @chris.sommerHier findest du alle Infos und Rabatte unserer Werbepartner: linktr.ee/drinnies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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I've never been as hopeful as I am today. I don't know about you, Julia. Are you okay? What's going on with you? Well, you have to say, podcasts have been around for a long time. And it could be that this genre has slowly, I don't know, reached the end, has been aroused. There's already a lot going on. Are you happy about it? No, I'm not happy.

But when I first connected my Hell-Board here, I found something new that could mean a 180-degree shift. I'll play two sounds at the same time to create a new meaning. For example... I don't have time. I'm fighting zombies in New York. I have to call my dad. Or this? Every morning when I get up, I have to go back to the reality of my artistic career.

That sounds so good. There's a trend in the perfume business now, layering. Combining different perfumes. Really? Yes, I've never done that before, but I've read it. It's something like that. It unfolds its full effect in combination. First of all, who owns different perfumes?

That's my question. Who can even layer? And the other thing is, I don't know if that means anything new in the podcast genre. It's a bit out of place. And this morning I heard to Arnold Schönberg, this composer. Of course. The late Romantic and the twelve-tone music.

And they also said, the second Vienna school, Arnold Schönberg, Albert Berg and Anton Webern, they also said, the music has somehow arrived at the end, it's exhausted, you and Moll, the diatonic, it's boring, we have to go on somehow. And then they invented Gabber and schranz. Exactly. Then they moved to the Netherlands and did jumpstyle and rode around in roller skates with a lot of hair gel in their hair.

And then they said, now we're going to do 12-tone music according to this rule. And maybe we could look at something. 12-tone music? Yes, where they said, okay, you and Moll, we have to solve this somehow, these rules are out of control, we have to make new rules, we take every note from the chromatic tone guide, every note that exists, there are 12 notes in total, then the octave repeats, then it goes on. And they said, we make a tone row of 12 notes, and every note is equal.

That's the starting point, because in the du and mo diatonic, there are different notes and different functions, and certain notes always have to be solved after the starting point, because in the duomoll diatonic different notes have different functions and certain notes have to be solved after the same pattern. Then they don't feel like it anymore. Notes have to be equal. So, real flinter kings, the three of them. And they created a series.

Each note has to be in this 12-tone series. And the tone, for example, if you start a 12-tone series with a C, the tone C must be played again when all the other 11 notes have been played. You could use that on a podcast. So I have to speak all the 11 notes? Or I don't even know how that works. Does that sound good? Or is it a principle thing that sounds shitty but is meant well?

Good is subjective, I would say. But we could make a list of words that we have to work on before we can use the same word again as we already used. That would be very complicated. And probably the podcast would be a massive damage and our humor would be a massive damage. We would probably fall into the trap ourselves. But maybe it's also exactly the path we have to take.

Sometimes it's very difficult. Sometimes you have to say, I have to go beyond my personal limits. I haven't been wearing underwear for five days. So twelve tones, that's really very ambitious, I would say. I honestly only know the two-tone music, that's Kerstin Ott. The always laughs, always laughs, always laughs.

No, there are three, three tones. You have to say it fair. You have to be honest. You have to keep it to yourself. The three tone music by Kerstin Ott is also ambitious. I have in the week, if I may be so modest, it's not twelve tone music,

but I'm not only a fan, but also a supporter. Not only a fan, but also someone who follows the career of Beatrice Egli, or how I say Beatrice Egli, as they say in Switzerland, very precisely. And this week, I remembered a song out of nowhere when I was sitting at breakfast, INSTA. You might remember it.

Yes. It's dark memories of 2020. The first Corona summer. Right into the pandemic, slid in and not out anymore. And in the summer you thought, now life goes on again. And then I found this song by Beatrice Egli, I En Est Ja, where it's about Instagram. So you have to say, this song or this album by Beatrice Egli is one thing that Jens Spahn talked about when he said,

we will all have to forgive ourselves. That it's so strangely bent, in the 80s, the Lauas thing, but in bad. Yes. No, I don't want to say that. Bad is subjective, but I personally think it's bad. That's my opinion, subjective opinion. Objectively, maybe not great music.

But it was a bit of a 80s. Something new has been raised. And the song Insta is of course a classic. Yes, I'm interested in individual opinions, if it's about Beatrice Egli, it's not about that. Here it's just about enthusiasm. And that's my in the week, the enthusiasm from Beatrice Egli

in the song INSTH, which is about Instagram. And where she probably sat at home and watched everyone on Instagram, how they spend their lives. And I want to play a few seconds so you know what I mean when it comes to enthusiasm. She really shines when she sings, you know? While she's recording, she shines.

Yes, she smiles, it's friendly, it makes good mood. I'm not good at writing songs. Sometimes I think that the rhymes in the song are a bit... ...invited is the wrong word. Maybe we can recite a text. Yes, the text is so great. I want to read it. I won't sing it now. I probably can't sing it either.

I have to practice the four notes. Four-tone singing. Maybe you can present, I'll have to practice it first. The four notes. Four notes. But maybe you can sing it? I'd love to sing it. Maybe in a poetry slam meeting in 2008. You have to introduce me with the shiba hat. Ewer Erlang.

And some worn-out chucks, where I painted something on a page. And in the backstage are four other poetry slammers, who will be called stand-up comedians in five to six years. They don't dare to do that yet. Just like I dare. I dare to say, four poetry slammers and five sliding caps. Yes. So, I'll read the first verse and the chorus now. That must be enough from this work.

must be enough for this work. Vanessa's TikTok, Lena's stories and Raoul on the piano, Frank Zander on the balcony, Thomas and Florian watching over for Christine, I just never get enough of it. Oliver Pocher, Oli P, Werner Frink and Michelle, I laugh with Mario Barth, Giovanni's charm and Pietro Leif. I like it. I watch it all night and it gets bright outside. Now the chorus. INSTA? I know what you're doing today and like it.

INSTA? I'm your follower on Instagram. INSTA? I'm going to do a challenge and you're in it. INSTA? Send you a red heart on Instagram. I'm glad it's over now. That was really... I have goose bumps myself, but no pleasant goose bumps. Apple tapete.

It all sounds like a drug. Yes, really. I follow you on step by step, she sings there too. It's this every breath you take from Sting. It's the same phenomenon. Very well meant stalking at the end. Yeah, really. What's going on there, exactly. Well, Beatrice Egli now to do something like that.

That's mean. And I have to remember the game of the winner. You know, the winner game. He also played a big role in this podcast. Beatrice Egli became the first German-born superstar 37 years ago. She kept up well in the business. You can't say 37 years ago. She kept her business well. You can't say that by hand.

She's still there. The parents still have a butcher shop. I think Beatrice Egli worked there. There was the winning spiel. And in honor of Beatrice, who won this competition, the mother in a Swiss Boulevard newspaper. And of course explained what's on it. And the skewer is actually an allegory of Beatrice's eagerness.

A visual creation. The individual components are supposed to represent Beatrice's personality. So somehow, the heart of the apple, because it's a bread-like thing. Potatoes, because they're bread-like. A hard-boiled egg because she's a Oh god! Oh god! Oh god! Oh god! Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!

Oh god! Oh god! Oh god! Oh god! Oh god! Oh god! Oh god! I think our students are not doing well anymore. Let's make seven days a week a topic of luck. And then it was said as a tip for us,

if you don't feel good and go to school in the morning, then take a little time before you get into the classroom, go to the bathroom, go to the mirror and smile for 20 seconds in the mirror. Then you'll be fine, because your body thinks you're happy. Then you'll be mocked by five people, because they see you in your mirror-like face, but you'll be totally happy. So really, the lived-up self-deception

indoctrinated by the school. Good night. I also have a In the Week. My In the Week is the synchronized voice of Tom Cruise. And then... I have to take a quick look at that. So, Ienstimme von Tom Cruise. Und da muss ich jetzt mal kurz ausmischen. Also, ich hab in meinem Leben nicht viele Tom-Cruise-Filme gesehen, aber die, die ich gesehen hab, waren natürlich affengeil. So was wie Top Gun und so was. Und ich muss sagen, dass ich einem Irrtum aufgelegen bin,

mein ganzes Leben lang. Ich hab nämlich gedacht, dass Tom Cruise, abgesehen davon, dass er privat absolut fragwürdig ist, dass er zumindest ein okayer Schauspieler ist. Das hab ich gedacht. apart from the fact that he's absolutely questionable, that he's at least an okay actor. That's what I thought. And yesterday I watched Mission Impossible 5, I think. I don't know, maybe 7 or 8. Mission Impossible 3406.

At least the last part. We said, we won't let that go. And then we saw the movie in original tone, without synchronized voices. And that's when we saw the movie in original tone, without synchronic voices. And then I realized, Tom Cruise is not a good actor at all. You know what he is? He's a snob. He snores all the time.

And then I couldn't help it, because he reminded me of Til Schweiger the whole time. And for me it's clear that Tom Cruise is the role model for Til Schweiger. Is that so? Yes, the way the actors are in the beginning. He just has no range, he only has one facial expression. And you just think when he just snores and talks a little bit, that it looks authentic. But it's just exhausting. Because the film is super action-rich, something always happens.

It's always loud explosions, loud epic music. And Tom Cruise does it like this. They want you to hate me. Yeah, but that's nonchalant. I did it like that too, when I studied French in Switzerland, and a little bit like, nonchalant, bon vivant, from the street, Paris, Sélavie, etc.

I wanted to look a little cool, but I didn't master the language at all. I was like... And then it's okay. And then I had a whole different aura, I was imitating myself, like back in school, where I was standing in front of the mirror and smiling at 20 seconds every morning.

I heard Tom Cruise did that too. He definitely looked happy. He was in his element, when he could jump off things, fly with one arm, dive in the deep Bering Sea at minus 50 degrees without a protective suit. I don't spoil. Under the pack of ice. I don't spoil. But I really have to say,

for me it was a big disappointment on many levels. I don't know why I expected anything from the film. Probably because I didn't see the other films. I don't know what the prequel was about, how cult-like these films were, no idea. I sat there and thought, it could be a problem that we didn't see the 19 other parts of Impossible and now just go to the finale.

But what bothered me a bit was that at the beginning, the premise of the film, the task that Tom Cruise, you could say, he has to find the key. And that was explained five times or eight times, always at a different station, once at the military, at the presidential office, once in the secret service. And there was always a new listener so that he could find the key. And it was always a new This film has been doing show and tell and show and tell and show and tell. The whole time everything was on the tablet.

You didn't have to think for yourself. The little bit of plot was always completely explained. And you really notice that these films are only made for awesome action-rich pictures. Yes, so there's a short dialogue by Tom Cruise and then the hard life comes back. That's the vibe. 90s masculinity. That's exactly the vibe. That's exactly how it was. There are so many...

I have, in some scenes, you really noticed Tom Cruise is sitting there in the cut and the cutter says Tom, we have to shorten this. You're here for over a quarter of an hour and you dive down to the submarine. It takes everything, it's all pulling, we can't let people down.

Christine, you're letting it drain. You're letting it drain. I've trained so long for it, that I'm here in a submarine under what it can be. Does it come from the sea? It comes from the sea, the sea is flat. What brought me further? And then you really notice that it was a concern for him,

that it was all shown in full length. And nothing happens, you just see him in real time how he's diving down somewhere. And I have to say, I'm really out of my mind, I was completely different with my thoughts. And then I sometimes looked over to you, because I wanted to know, how are you doing with it? Are you hooked?

Take the film with you. And then I see that you're on your phone all the time. And what did you do? You've been following our vacuum cleaner robot in the app all the time, where it's going, and then you say, what are you doing, Chris? The vacuum cleaner robot didn't wipe the wardrobe. He wasn't in the hallway, I forgot to click it.

The guy annoys me, his name is Angelo. The predecessor was Joey, and probably the next model we'll get is called Maite. Don't forget to click the link. This guy is annoying. His name is Angelo. His predecessor was Joey. And probably the next model we'll get is called Maite. We didn't want to give the name of our children's prize. Now you've revealed everything. Shura Jonas is my only son. Shout out Shura.

But that was a bigger thrill, in my opinion. To follow the vacuum cleaner robot on the map as it drives through the apartment and around the shoe as Tom Cruise. I also found so many things so funny. At some point I just had to laugh. For example, Tom Cruise is not alone, he has a team, it's about honor, friendship, loyalty,

and they all hold together and help each other, blah, blah, blah, save the world. And that's a squad of six people. Sometimes there are scenes where all six are together in one scene and discuss each other and have a new understanding of what's going to happen next. And the funny thing is, you know, the scriptwriters thought okay, we all have a part in this scene, so everyone has to say something.

And what they do to solve this is, one of them starts a sentence because he just understood what was going to happen and the other person ends the sentence. And that's how it goes back and forth all the time. And I was so amused by it. Yes, it's always conclusion, repeating, the conclusion, then repeating again. So actually repeating three or four times, so that you understand it.

Yes. And then it goes on. So very slow, somehow. Yes, they are in a drop-stone cave, somehow 200 meters below normal zero. The secret tunnel system. With a nuclear weapon in their luggage. They're down in the G-Class and they're sitting in the dark thinking and the bomb pops next to them,

which goes straight into the air if it doesn't de-energize someone. I'll make some ambiance in the back. Make some ambiance. And then one person, they all look at each other so dramatically and then one person says at some point, If Ethan doesn't make a looping over the Iberian Peninsula in 12 minutes and 23 seconds with a burning motorcycle, then we have to repartition the record. Exactly like that!

And then it goes on and someone else says, That would mean that London, Paris and Rome would be at war. Many people in Europe will die. That means... war. And we help each other on the sprung. I can't do that anymore. I can't stand that. But why is the inner actor in the show?

He didn't play a role yesterday. He was just standing there. Exactly, he wasn't there. I missed him so much. I tell you, this guy has a talent for acting. And I'd like to mention his name. The voice actor of Tom Cruise. Right. His name is Patrick Winczewski. And I'd like to say thank you, Patrick. You've made me believe that Tom Cruise is a good actor. But you are the good actor and Tom Cruise is very midi-like.

Yes, so he's getting something out of it that doesn't really take place at Tom Cruise's. Can he give it another on top in the speaker booth? Yes. But you have to say, the team has come together and society is drifting further and further apart. I'm told every week. But there are moments when society comes together again

and I noticed that this week. I was in a restaurant, in a takeaway, where there was a salad. And you can put salads together, which I didn't do. I took a ready-made one, something like crispy chicken, or something like that. And then it said,

okay, we'll make it ready, you can sit down. And then I thought, I have nothing to do with it, I'll wait, I've already paid. And then they kept calling me through the restaurant and asking me if I wanted corn, onions, something with feta. And then I always calling me through the restaurant and asking me if I wanted corn, onions, or something with feta. And I had to call back. And then after a while it bothered me

because there were people eating and I didn't want to go through the restaurant. So I automatically stood up to the counter and then he said, no, no, sit down. Then I went back and it went on. Do you want champignons? Couture? So, and then a driver came in from the delivery service and already had the phone in his hand and obviously had the phone's flashlight on.

And then society said, I've noticed that before. Because you often don't notice that on a bright day, when the light is on, you can't see it. Then people are pointed at it. And then the one who called me earlier made the driver aware that his cell phone light is on. And I've noticed that before. Also in the driver aware that his phone is on. And I noticed that once. Also in the train, someone turns on the phone

and another person comes and says, hey, you have the flashlight on. And there society is still intact. There people keep together. There you are also being called if you don't want to. That's why you always look on your phone to see if the flashlight is on. Just not so that the battery is not empty, but so that you are not being called.

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We're going to play a game for our new category, which we've already done. The top three things you didn't know you knew them. So, I'm going to say three things. My top three of a category you have to find out. So, I'm going to name the top three and you have to guess what it describes. Third place, croutons. Second place, raisins, for example, for baking. And in first place, block chocolate. Uh... Those are the top three things... ...that you always have in your closet, but that always run out. That's good too.

Those are the top three snacks you eat when all the real snacks are gone on Sunday evening. That's true. A kind of doubt, I have to say. Block chocolate in this silver packaging. You can hardly cut through it, but you can do it somehow. The will is so big. You don't want to fill up. You don't want to put on your pants.

And then you just take a piece of block chocolate. Yes, I'm the one who does that. I'm not innocent. The craving is so big on on Sunday evening, Monday before, back to the office, no interest. Then you take a bite of the block chocolate, also men's chocolate. And if you already bite into it, you know it was the wrong decision. It's much, much harder than you think.

But then you have to bite through it or you grab the knife and if it goes wrong, you have to take it into the emergency room. My tip? Cheese-hobel. To peel off the chocolate. Like a light cheese-crumble. That's how it works. But I think croutons are always a little surprise. You don't expect anything from them.

If you're a crouton you're at the bottom. If they're open for too long they're completely soft from the humidity. Especially in summer. If you're a crouton, they're completely soft from the air humidity. Especially in summer. If you eat croutons, you eat the block chocolate and the raisins are empty. Actually, you have to say that raisins are still to be represented at the very least, because they are in the student food mix, right? Yes, I don't understand why raisins always divide the nation. Raisins are totally delicious, they're just grapes that are somehow sweeter and tastier.

Is that something that divides the nation is doing? Yes. Do you know how many people hate rosin? That's a time article. 100% My daughter hates rosin, even though I earn 8000€ a month. How do I bring that to my trilingual nanny? That was a time article about it. No, but I wanted to praise Croutons.

I wanted to say that it's something you can't expect from anything, something that surprises you positively, because sometimes there are other things in it, like spices and little seeds. Croutons, that's dry bread with a nice fancy name. Do you also make your Croutons yourself, Chris? Yes, of course. Really. So, too bad, I didn't guess it, but it was good, right?

My answer. Of course. It was actually good. I would also let it be valid. Should be valid. I also have a rubric with me. You do that too, if nothing else is in the house. No, of course that's not true.

This is a reading rubric with great, exciting questions that we get from the community. You know what the speech is about. That sounds so ironic now, if you say that. No, it's not ironic. I mean, it's 100% serious. I love all the questions we get. We read everything. Questions that actually have the potential to really split society. Right.

Similar to Rosine, as I've learned now. Sometimes they bring society closer together. The question is, do you want that? The question is, do you want that? I want that. And that's why I'm reading a Drenzler question now. I'd like to ask you to play the trainer. Drenzider, let's go!

Daniel wrote to us and wrote I have a very important question from the office everyday in which I count on your expertise and urgently need help. I work in a team with about 8 people. We have a good team person and I need help urgently. I work in a team with about 8 people. We have a good team harmony and get along well with each other. I recently had my birthday and a colleague congratulated me here and showed me a hug.

So far so good. I tried to solve a suitable time of about 2 Mississippi from her, but she didn't let go. She just pulled me back in, pushed me even harder, and extended the hug for another three Mississippis. That was slow. Unfortunately, that didn't happen for the first time. Because whenever there's a possibility for a hug, birthdays, longer absence due to illness or holiday,

it became very physical with this colleague. What can I do? Talk to her and push her away? If she wants to break free after five Mississippi, just don't let her go and stretch the hug on ten Mississippi? You realize I only have deviant ideas and need your help.

Thank you for your fantastic podcast. A very warm welcome to the chamber, Daniel. Very good question. But I have to ask a question. Did he say hug before or after vacation? Or what was the longer absence? Longer absence because of illness or vacation. Probably when you come back from vacation.

How long do you have to be on vacation to be hugged by colleagues? I don't know. When do you get hugged by a colleague? You have to say, with the so-called creatives it belongs to the good tone. That's something that I unfortunately have to do bitter experience, that you have to hug everyone. You have to fall over everyone's neck so you don't become a suspicious asshole.

You know, Chris, there are people who fly on vacation for two weeks and are then greatly said goodbye at the airport by the whole family. That's also true. They get a farewell meal. And it's just a vacation. But from colleagues? I don't know. So basically, embrace at the workplace.

I don't know. So people who have real corporate jobs, it probably won't be... It will be regulated by the contract that you don't do that, right? Well, now it's like that, it's actually a nice gesture. But Daniel counts with the head, one Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi, that would be the personal cutoff for me. Yes, you have to leave.

Three Mississippi, I counted with you that you read out, would be the cutoff for me. Three Mississippi, I counted with you earlier that you read out, would be the cutoff for me. She has extended it. It's the three-second rule, just like when something falls on the ground. You can't be that close to someone anymore, who is somewhat foreign to you. You don't know what he's got you in the moment. What else can happen?

And that's another mistake in our society, with which I have to clean up here. That's been on my mind for a long time. I think it's a fatal mistake to say, treat others the way you want to be treated. That's the worst thing you can do. I say, treat other people the way they want to be treated. You can't assume that other people want to be treated like you. You can't take yourself as a scale for humanity. Yes, I understand.

And if other people aren't the type to hug you, and you are, then you have to give up on your hug. Because we want to treat people the way they want to be treated, and not the way I want to be treated. That makes no sense at all in my universe. Yes, I don't know what kind of work atmosphere that is. Eight colleagues or a team of eight people, that could be a Fritz-Cola fridge,

a Kischkecker atmosphere. It's almost like you have to be happy when it's just a hug, right? Not with your tongue. Good. What can Daniel do? Hugging with your tongue is a good thing too. Exactly. To say, hey, hugging is okay, but I don't want it, or rather shorter. That would probably be for very big eyes. We really don't have to do anything about it.

We have to behave figuratively. When Daniel is standing there and says, please don't hug anymore. How that is being emphasized by other people. Can't anyone tell me that it's just taken that way. That would be questioned. What kind of a weird guy is that? What's that supposed to be? Dani doesn't learn anymore.

Yes. Especially in smaller films you can't get out of the way. And then it always swings with all future conversations. Ah, so that's Daniel who doesn't want to be fired. So, in the face of the fact that the construction site on the street starting again, the street is being pressed again, we have to offer Daniel a solution here. I think if the company is so small that you can't get out of the way, can go emotionally, then I can imagine that Daniel has to overdo it with the hug.

That is of course a tricky thing, because it does include physicality, but what if Daniel pushes a little more? A little too hard. Maybe a little bit stuck. Maybe a little bit stuck, so that some of the other members leave. Oh, stop it! The other thing is, if the business is so small, that maybe everyone has had something with everyone.

And then Daniel can take that step. If the company is so small, and everyone starts to talk about him, so that everyone is his ex and they don't talk about him anymore, then the hug will probably stay. If I knew that there was a hug, a birthday, I've been sick for a long time, I'm coming back from vacation,

I would give both my arms to him. I would make myself totally unfit for hugs, so that I don'tuitable for being hugged. That there's not even a chance to hug me. I would say I was in Ischgls, skiing or something, both arms in the castles. I don't know me. I skied on my arms, not on my feet. I somehow got confused. I don't know why, I was standing in the hand all the time,

I fell down a mountain. It didn't work out that when I crashed into a bar. Exactly, that's good. Or in the summer, say I'm totally cold, bacterial, viral, everything. Malaria. The whole program, air conditioning, dry slime, in the armrests,

in the armrests, sneeze, that stuff comes out of the nose. But believe me, real upper arms don't scare you off. Come on, come on, come on! I don't want to go there! Come on Daniel! You would too! No, real cuddlers don't get scared of anything.

They hug in every situation. That's terrible, yes. No, it really isn't. I think Thomas Anders is not a cuddler. Florian Silvereisen is a cuddler. Or cuddler, but with a slap on the shoulder blade. I think Thomas Anders is not an arm-wrestler. Florian Silbereisen is an arm-wrestler. Or arm-wrestler, but with a slap on the shoulder blade. Come here!

You mean? So loud that you can hear the hole and you can hear it loud? I think Florian Silbereisen pumps and has a lot of power. So I would probably just crack open his arms like a stohalm. But then you would probably have a really strangled with one arm. Yes, that could also be... Florian Silber is also a kind of physiotherapist type. But a little dubious physiotherapist on YouTube, who makes YouTube Shorts where he puts himself on people

and jumps on the lumbar spine with full body weight and says, so, now you're better. Let me show you, you have to do these 45 exercises every day so you don't get a bump. But very dangerous exercises if you do them without instructions. Could be a huge shot in the back. And of course he has shoes on, really padded shoes,

which I bought for New York holiday. They always look like you're on a jump. Always on a jump, literally. He also looks like that in moderation. on a jump. Always on a jump, literally. He looks like that in the moderation, doesn't he? He's always a bit on a jump, with 100,000 lights, the kind of fans he is. He's always on a jump, on a jump to the next tax class. Yes.

With every 100,000 lights show, he's 100,000 euros up. So Daniel Eingipsen is the credo. Yes. Or what I've learned today, layering. Several perfumes should be applied. I thought he could just stop showering before his birthday. But then he goes in a disgusting direction. I would do it in a different direction.

Very well maintained, but too much perfume. Is that the etheric oil in the other's nose? So layering, the whole program, Chillsander, Dior Sauvage, Axe Body Spray, the whole program for his birthday, and then I think it will work. Once more through the hug, but next year it will be saved. Before we get to the end too quickly, Chris, I would like to make a highly official announcement. Something important to say, something happened,

that affects us all, that's shocking us all, and it's time for the trainer to get out of here. Out of here! That doesn't belong here! 40 doner skewers were disposed of at the edge of the field. A pedestrian discovered 40 illegally disposed doner skewers at a road in Rennau,au, district Helmstedt. As the Wolfsburg police reported on Tuesday, the skewers were lying in the ditch of the field road on Friday afternoon, leading to grass life. The spiced up meat was still wrapped in freshness foil.

That probably slowed down the spread, such a police spokesperson. When the döner skeße were disposed of there, it was unclear. The police estimate between the 20th and 27th of June. Since the road is often used by pedestrians, the police are looking for witnesses. If you have seen a suspicious car or suspicious person, you can contact the officers or the telephone number,

blah, blah, blah, blah. Yes, so contact us if you have seen something. It must actually be a bigger transporter. How heavy is a Donau-Spöner? It's a few kilos. And then 40 of them, you can't do that with a VW. No, it must have been Florian Silberessen with his spring shoes. Exactly. What I like is, the suspicion is close.

Could be the so-called gammelfleisch, a dealer who ran away been sitting on the goods. The meat doesn't have a good quality, but the cling film has to be good to keep it there for as long as possible. Yes, cling film is also a thing where I, that's my learning from my life time, which I've had on my back.

Cling film is one of the things where you shouldn't buy the cheap discounted product. You should always use the brand product, that's just better. There aren't many products like that. But I think freshness foil is one of them. Freshness foil and handkerchiefs. Tempo handkerchief is always number one.

I'm interested. There wasn't anything for meat. Nobody bit off a little bit. Let's see if it tastes good and what it is. It's important to clarify this case. It could be that someone said, I want a doner with chicken, and then someone came with calf meat and took everything. Maybe it was just the wrong meat, it was a mistake. It was 40 skewers of doner meat.

It could be that you say doner, calf, chicken, lamb, these are the varieties you know. The fat four. Exactly. And that's another meat variety that you might not find in our culinary. Gepard, giraffe, elephant, crocodile. Crocodile, crocodile döner. Stop it. Well, let's leave it.

But who would eat alligator meat? So here, the geissens, maybe? They let themselves... They're gourmet-like? They let themselves tear something up. Where you say, is it gourmet or is it just questionable? But I see that my theory somehow has been drawn to the grain, Chris. And that's why I want to throw something more realistic into the ring.

And that was a magician. He wanted to make 40 pieces of doughnut to disappear in his show. He also did it on the field trip. It took a while for him to transport it away. The show was a bit delayed. He had to drive towards grassland with the delivery van. But it was Siegfried and Joy.

They only have one trick. Just zappel the cloth and then lift it up and then the 40 doner skewers are suddenly on the field because of grass. I wonder how fast a magic trick has to be that it's still considered a trick. Because Julia the Magician, your new magician, me, you're on stage, say now,

I want to make a doner skewer out of Chris. But I want to be called Julia Magique. Yes. So, you're on stage. You say, I want to make a donut skewer out of Chris. But I want to be called Julia Magik. Yes, Julia Magik. You make a donut skewer out of me. Yes. On stage. Or vice versa. You make a donut skewer out of me.

You make a Chris out of 40 donut skewers. Yes. And how long can it take for you to say, this is a trick. Because if you say, okay, I need about two and a half hours for this, do you have the time? I hope you brought enough time. Bring two things, enough time and good mood. I'm glad you get the question,

because I have developed a formula for this case, which means everything under a minute is a magic trick, everything over a minute is performance art. Yes, I understand. That means you could then also, from a minute onwards, you can then also process the meat for 20 days to a human. That would be, you would be the modern Marina Abramovic from 2025.

You would do performance art. So in one minute Circus Roncalli or Las Vegas and in one minute UDK tour. Right. There are two things. So if you're at one minute five, you have to go to Berlin, UDK. If you're at 1 minute 5 seconds, you have to go to Berlin, Udeka. If you're at 59 seconds, you can book 365 shows in a row in Las Vegas. 5 shows every day.

4,000 euros per ticket. Exactly. Julia Maschick, incoming. But if you say, I need half a day for a trick, that's not a trick anymore, right? That's not a trick. I was just thinking, the only difference between the reality and the magic trick is only time. Every morning when I get up,

I have to go back to the reality of my artistic career. No, hear me out, Chris. It's like this. You know, when I go into the laundry room and put the laundry in, and after two and a half hours I come out and the laundry is clean, then that's not a magic trick. But when I go to the laundry room and come back up four milliseconds later and the laundry is clean,

then it's a magic trick. Then I would say, you're kidding me. Because that can't be. That's just a joke here. I don't pay money for a joke. I would have liked the legendary chicken-cowl-evacuation from New York, which happened to me recently. That was a magic trick.

That was a magic trick, but from some animal that did it. I wanted to show where I stand in the ranking order. In nature and... In this story you were the Wels. I was the Wels from the right place in nature. In this story you were the Vels. I was the Vels from the Brombachsee. I got this cell phone call on my head. What I was very happy about was that a person

who had registered this place in this park at Google Maps as a sacred city, as Pilgrim City. And you can see exactly where this bank is now. So if you're in New York, be sure to go to Pilgerstädte. I'm of course looking forward to reviews and photos. But please clean up, don't leave the dill stalks lying around, no aluminum foil, no cling film. Please dispose of it professionally. That's the way it is.

Yes, Julia, then I would say let's go and get the record player, because otherwise the whole of Europe will be in trouble. Let's see if I can get a voice actor for this podcast. Why can't I synchronize someone so that my performance gets better? Who would think of me? That would be funny if we had a voice actor. I have to think about that.

I'll go to media stress now. So we'll see each other, we'll hear each other next week. Yes, we'll see each other. We'll see each other, but the listeners will hear us. And I would say, until next week! See you! See you, but the listeners will hear us. See you next Tuesday! Thanks for listening, bye! Bye! Drainys, the podcast from the comfort zone.