DRINNIES - Warum sind überall Nüsse?

Episode Date: July 28, 2025

Schön, dass ihr alle pünktlich seid. Also alle, außer Chatbot Bene, der braucht noch zehn Minuten. Diese Woche beackern Giulia und Chris das weite Feld der gefährlichen Rettungswesten, Kinder-Monokeln und des viel zu kurzen Onlineident-Dates mit Jason Fox. Copacabanische Grüße von Lanz Island!Besuche Giulia und Chris auf Instagram: @giuliabeckerdasoriginal und @chris.sommerHier findest du alle Infos und Rabatte unserer Werbepartner: linktr.ee/drinniesHier gibt es Tickets zur Tour: drinnies.de18.10.2025 LEIPZIG, Gewandhaus20.10.2025 BERLIN, Philharmonie21.10.2025 KÖLN, Philharmonie04.11.2025 MÜNCHEN, Isarphilharmonie10.11.2025 FRANKFURT, Alte Oper11.11.2025 HAMBURG, Laeiszhalle Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, hello, long time no see. I actually have to play Flori Silbereisen. Herzlich willkommen zu einer neuen Folge Trinnis. Wir hoffen es geht euch gut und wenn nicht ist auch okay. Aber wie kann es einem schlecht gehen, wenn man Florian Silbereisen direkt zu Anfang eines Podcasts hört, wo eigentlich Florian Silbereisen sonst gar keine Rolle spielt. Julia, ich hoffe es geht dir okay und ich muss sagen, ich habe keinen Platz mehr auf dem Board, auf dem Höllen Board. Du sagst ja auch immer, hier, put this on, put that on. I always find new pearls.

Yes, only yesterday I watched a new episode, or actually an old episode of Goodbye Deutschland, with Chris Töpper, a Christian in the psychocrisis. That's an infinite amount of material. And I have to put every sentence on the board. So I need something with 128 keys or something. I'm in favor of democratizing the hell word a little more. Because you are...

It's so small that we both... We are too far apart that we both fit in. And since you are just faster in this respect... I'm happy to offer you. I offer you regularly. You just say no, I'm good. I'm too busy finding the right button. I have a bad finger, too.

I can't find the right button. And that's why, Chris, this is my suggestion. I want to suggest that we both have a hell of a board. I also want to have one that I have right here. Yes? I have to put on my glasses so I can see which cup is on which. Your monocle, that you put in and look where the good Florian Silber is. I also want to use the hell word.

But I don't think anyone should use it alone, but we should both have the same thing where all things are on it. I don't have the courage to have to use this now. We can also do it in such a way that we have a kind of camera child,-board kid, and you take it for one episode and I take it for another. Dear parents, you may now apply. Your kid can become hell-board kid in the Drini's podcast. One day of practice. That's actually good for the live performance,

that someone will give it to the audience. But take a kid. But also unquestionably and often. No, of course we don't do that. The kid should just fire off at some point, whatever it wants. We ask Angelo Kelly if he still has a child somewhere, what he would provide us, that after 21, where he appears,

against the law, we still have a child labor case for the court. So that's another topic, but at least for the entertainment it will bring something. Angelo Kelly has then clarified it in such a way that he simply took the child's bed on stage. So he can basically prove to the office that the child gets enough sleep if he wants to. But of course he doesn't want to. He wants to perform, it's clear. That's Kelly's blood.

Yes, of course, the child's bed is on the subwoofer. That seems calm when it comes to the performance. Because of the vibration, many know it, children sleep in the car and Anshul Kelly just does it with a 120 watt subwoofer on stage. Who doesn't know the subwoofer at the Kelly concert? It goes really fast. I'm telling you, if Gabriel hits the car, it goes really fast. Then the mail goes off.

If Gabriel performs his Christian rap, then the children's world vibrates, but like Oho. But I know, is it really Christian rap? It's more of a motivational thing, like DJ Ötzi, who stands on the mountain with his arms spread out and sings, believe in you. Believe it. Yes, believe it, exactly, believe it. Why doesn't Robert Geiss actually rap?

Ey, that's just a question of time, I tell you. Carmen has been singing for a long time, but he could do a Linkin Park thing. Singer, in and rapper. And then Davina Scratch at the back. They are so incredibly busy, because they just have too much time. They have so much boredom that they just fill up the whole time with new things that they do. They don't just make their own clothes very nice with street applications, but now they sell their own water with a dead man's head on it.

I was very, very surprised when Julia Becker called me. That's someone with the most successful... I'm actually working with a new publisher, Julia. Great! My publisher is going bombastic! I've already hired some authors under contract. Shania Geiss, Davina Geiss and Carmen Geiss, who will be my first debut novel authors. I have another suggestion for the hellboard.

We could also, instead of giving it back and forth or two, we just take one long one and everyone will take, you know, how many hands of piano, you know? Everyone takes one end. Yes, like the organ register, but we also have to take some with the feet. Exactly, that would be it. We could take a hammered organ with a MIDI output, Orgles are a thing, but we also have to use our feet. Exactly. That's it. We could use a hanging orgel with a midi output.

Where you can sit down. In a Hawaii shirt. As a single-handedly. On the left side a aluminum rod. Which is completely bent. You put it on the soundcheck. With a few note sheets. There's Copacabana on it.

The song. And then you put the things in here. Kai Plome, Robert Geiss. There's Copacabana on it, the song... D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d- wedding, round of birthday, burial, confirmation. You have everything, you bring everything to the party. And I have a daily wage of 2,000 euros, net. So, brutto, let's do 3, 8. But I also bring the hell's board with me. The hell's helmet organ. And there comes the deadlock argument, every person who makes professional music, yes, I have my price, but it doesn't matter

whether I play 20 minutes or 14 hours. You know, it costs costs 9000 euros, that's the starting cost, fuel, equipment. So whether I play 15 minutes or 15 hours, I don't care. But I play for that long until I die. Like the musicians on the Titanic. Christoph Wien, he also made music. What? I can't remember.

He played on the Currywurst. The good-bye Germany-experimenter. He was in the prison for 12 days in Austria. And what impressed me... You know him for a long time. He was in a jungle camp. He used to do a street food truck. Now he has a bakery in Hollywood.

In Los Angeles. And what I liked about this thing where he was in an Austrian prison was investigative, I mean. So he wasn't judged, he was then released. I think it was somehow, I don't know, a money thing. What I liked, he came in and

from the first day he decided I'll write a diary and at the end I'll bring it out as a book. Right, then I'll make a Rheibach. But honestly, if you're already in UHAF, innocent, you have to say, then you should be able to monetize it. When will the first promo podcast out of the box be released?

To be honest, I envy Chris Töpperin for his work ethic. Writing a book in 12 days, that's the first thing to do. And honestly, maybe you should put me in a box too. Because I think I could do that pretty quickly too. If you take away the internet and the finished dishes I can make in between, then I have no other choice. Then I have to do what I can do in the cell

and I can only write. I can't paint. So I would totally... That would be funny if I decided to go for the wrong one. Set the wrong values in jail and then start painting. But you can't. But the members don't dare to tell you that. What does that mean?

When I look at a book store, when I do a short... What does that mean? What does that mean? Well, I think I couldn't do it in 12 days, even if I was in a chair. Yes, Torsten Schreter, who joined the hotel Savoy for two weeks, I heard in an interview that he's writing the book at the end. Well, who can, he can.

But I think that Kriste Töppervien has a good work ethic and I have an end of the week. And I think Kriste Töppervien could actually take over the main role of a protagonist. And that is my end of the week, if I may be so free, Julia. Zoom meetings, it's arrived. Many people want to meet in person again. I'm working on it.

I'm working on it. I only work in Zoom calls. Even if I have to go to an office for that, I'm still only being watched. I only work as a hologram. Like, but. And now one thing has also developed, at least at the moment,

a employer where I am now at the project. There is one person, and I don't want to name her, I don't know if she's listening to this podcast, but my in the week is the moment when at the end of a Zoom meeting, this has happened to this person many times, at the end of the Zoom meeting, they discuss how to proceed, and then the question arises, when do we make the next call

to take the next steps? And that's my end of the week. The moment when someone is in between and says, no, I don't think we need a call, we just do it by Slack or by email. And then it's so relieved, everyone is breathing in, like, hallelujah. A person who is ashamed to say that, my end of the week.

Actually, it's so obvious. Yes, the person is usually me. Let's say... That's true. I throw it at the most common. I say that the most often. I say the whole meeting about nothing. But at the end of the meeting I say one good thing. I think we don't need another meeting.

That's enough if we write it down. I never dare. I don't want to come over. I wouldn't want to. Although, to be honest, yes. I think I'm only invited to meetings because of that. So to be honest, I don't do anything meaningful. But at the end of the sentence, we don't need a meeting, let's just sign it and that's it.

They invite me because nobody dares to do it. Nobody wants to be the person, but I want to be. Have you ever heard of the scrum master? It's a function, a person who comes from outside into a company when they notice that, oh, oh, here in the company it's not going so well. And they push it to work processes, which have to be optimized. It turns out, maybe the people on the boss's desk

aren't that cool, or, Gelinde said, also shit. And that's the reason, it's because people are overdoing it, it's not because of the communication. So. And you're actually the Scrum Master, but for calls, let's say. Yes, I'm something actually the Scrum Master, but for calling. Yes, I'm something like that. It's also a collective thought.

I'm always on the side of the employers. You find me there. I'm solidary. I want to get out of work for everyone, for a lot of money. And that's why it's my kind of solidarity to say at the end of the meeting, people, I think we don't need a leader. And that's also an act of revolt. It requires courage to face the CEOs of this world. And that's why I understand my name.

Thanks, Julia. We thank you all. We kneel before you. Thanks for existing. You're welcome. No need to thank me, Chris. I also have an Out of the Week with me. It's not like everything here is always in a row. I have something with me that's not so pleasant. It's not like everything is always in a row here.

I have something with me that is not so pleasant. And I want to tell you now, my Out of the Week are the names of chatbots on online banking sites. I'm at three different banks with GBR, with Privat. You know Julia is on the side of the workers and is at three different banks just to strengthen the workers. There are also employees at the bank. I'm of course also on their side. If they want, I come to the meeting and say,

people, this is not necessary here. But as I said, when you're on these pages, I often deal with things like finances and bookkeeping on the weekend and then I need some documents for my income tax. And then I find... I deal with bookkeeping. Yes, if I do, I do it on the weekend, because I still want to get really drunk.

I have to imagine you in a room with a loud screen, and some balances and curves running. It's like at Bushido's house. I haven't worn underwear for five days. And anyway, whenever I have a question that I want to ask a specific person, a person in contact with this bank, it's outside of business hours. And normally you can communicate with real people via chat, which I find very friendly.

But when I do my bookkeeping, namely Sunday evening at 23.40, no one is there. What happens then is, they switch to their automatic chatbot. What do I want with it? It never helped me. At the end of the day, it always tells me that they have to call during business hours.

But what bothers me the most are the names of the chatbots. So the one in the chatroom is somehow called Anna, and the other bank where I am is called Bene. And Bene is also incredibly slow, so he's not just a bot, and if they can do one thing, they can answer immediately. That's the only advantage to the person,

how fast they can react, because they just do 1 0 0 1 1 1 0 0 0 0. So is it maybe like that they want to imitate that there is really a person sitting there who just needs longer? Yes, I think so too. Maybe Bene, the chatbot, is even inclined to a real Bene from this bank who is just known for answering very slowly.

So Bene is a abbreviation for Benedikt, if I'm not mistaken. Why does he even have an abbreviation? The next one is somehow Seppo or... or... or Lucky. Seppl. Yeah. What's that supposed to be? And I think even if you already have this chat atmosphere

and if you have the feeling that I'm chatting with you now, it feels kind of like that, then you should also give him real 2000 chat names. Like Süßmausi69 or something. Yes. Then it would at least be fun. Süßmausi96, please give me my money back. I made would be fun. It looks like 96, please give me back my money. I made a wrong transfer. Help!

Yes, right! Help! Roberto Garcini booked too much for me. But in general, I'm very busy with the topic of banking. I changed my savings account. I've been at my savings account in my hometown for a very long time, where I haven't lived for over 10, 12, 30 years. That's why I've changed. What I have to do to open a new account is online.

We all love that. Some people in call centers in Romania or Bulgaria are always sitting out. I have to say, I've also noticed that apps turn into a video that you have to make of yourself. You have to stand in the hallway in good light and turn your head once and then you send it in. And by the way, my credit card has been rejected again.

But it's a different topic. No idea what I'm doing wrong. I'm obviously not credit worthy. Yes, that's true. But what happened to me is, I wanted to open my account and then I went into the video chat, which was with a face, so we looked each other in the eyes and the person who was sitting in front of me was obviously a Hans Martin from Lower Saxony. Not against Hans Martin from Lower Saxony?

No, in a short-sleeved, square shirt. He was ready for the big green cabbage dinner on the weekend. Tastes good! But he introduced himself to me, said his name and said, I greet you, my name is Jason Fox. Yes, it can be. Of course it can be. But I would also like to emphasize that you can also add a pseudonym in the wide internet. He might not want to be recognized as Hans Martin Petersen from Oelde. Yes, especially if you let hundreds of clients through the day in a turbo way.

Yes. So you don't want to say his real name, right? No, I wouldn't want to either. What name would you give yourself? Uhm... James W. O'Connor. I'm Roberta Gheissini. Yeah. That's another thing, you're not allowed to give yourself a name that... you can't be Gheissini-er. That was before Gauken.

But they're not called Gheissini, that's why I'm allowed to. What I find ultra-brassial with these online events, when you really have to talk to a real person. First of all, I always get an introduction that I do this with a laptop and not with my phone. Because the laptop camera is much worse. I've often gotten a so-called ruffle. In which world do we live at all that the quality of the laptop camera

is worse than that of a small phone? In the world where you say, another call is not necessary. From my point of view, the companies Apple, Intel, the whole program, Medion, can say we're making the cameras worse with every new generation laptop that comes out. I think everyone will be offended. What shocks me is that you build an internal tension.

You have to make online the dents. You don't know if a real person is coming or if you have to turn the MacBook around in the hallway. And then you're totally tense. I'm with my passport, which I don't know if it'll be accepted in Germany. And then the things are asked. And then it's over without bye and bye. Yes, they don't even say bye.

That's totally sad. It means you get a confirmation link or a code or something and then you're gone. I also cried a little at the end of the call with Jason Fox. I didn't manage to do that with the personal ID to tilt left and right so you can see the watermark. It took longer, he led me there. We bonded a little and built up an emotional relationship.

And after 10-15 minutes he just said, click on the link, I clicked on it and he was gone. He didn't even say goodbye. Jason, where are you? But with Jack, Jason had something in common, and both were a bit intercooled at the end. Yes! Hey! Woo!

Dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-de I have a little yoke, and my little yoke is currently about irritating people. Maybe that's why... Currently? Always. To annoy. Maybe that's why the credit card didn't work. You may have heard it too. I have now set myself the goal of simply installing such small linguistic properties from the region of Germany. So I have now got used to putting a Nech on every sentence, which is more familiar to me from North Germany.

And the next thing I'm working on is EBENT. From Brandenburg, I think, when I say I'm going to apply for a credit card for EBENT, NECH. I'm going to get cigarettes for EBENT. Right, it's also very authentic when I do that. And the next thing I noticed with Bares für Rares, which is extremely irritating for me, something that has also fallen out of time,

is when people don't say 1200, for example 1200 euros, but 1200. So that's the next thing I'm going to do. I'm going to the bank and I'm going to withdraw 1200 euros. No. Completely gaga, just kidding. I find it so funny when the when the dealers ask

how high was the expertise and the person then says 13. 13,000 or 1300. You don't know. You have to know how many east and west wings your house has. Then you could rather decide what you mean. I also had another idea for

Bares Ferraris has been running for a long time now. Also the public legal radio is always in the criticism. Completely unbiased in my opinion. Nevertheless, you can sometimes need a fresh touch. Maybe as a format renewal. Misunderstood. Now that we're still watching Bares Ferraris, there are already a lot of old people who do more there.

Of course, the target audience is also like that, it's completely okay. where we're still watching more of Baris Farhara. There are a lot of old people who are doing more. The target audience is also okay. A group that is usually less represented on TV. But I noticed that I believe younger people are trying to be included in the format. And sometimes really young people come, so children, for example with the grandmother or grandfather, and then it goes in the direction of sweet. And then there are really young people, children, for example with the grandmother or grandfather,

and then it goes in the direction of sweet. I saw that they have the very skill to take a child with them, because they still make a little more money. The hands are always like, oh, the little one, how sweet. And then there is immediately 50 euros more. Exactly, if I were the grandfather, I would say, Schuarrr Jonas, say you want the money for your first career motorway.

You'll be, definitely, men's U50, opening your hearts. You've got the wallet, you've got the I-Bahn, you've got the cargo ship on your account, you've got it in your hands. What nobody knows, you don't know the child at all. You saw it on the street in front of the Pulaim-Walswerk, you said, come with me, I'll give you 5% of the profit. And the money will make the kid fall.

Exactly, I called Arne Schlohe Kelly on the course choice. Can you help me out? I need one. And I thought, maybe we could do Baris Ferraris Kids. A special episode where only children are sold, a bit like a children's flea market, the question is, is it fair to let adult merchants appear? No, that must be all children. The merchants must also be children, but also the experts. The experts must also be little, clever children

with a monocle in their eyes who have a year's card in the Senckenberg Museum. They read something like this from what is what books and therefore always know a little more than the other children. Hey, what is what, I also looked in there, there were many pictures in there. That's great, I didn't say anything against it. Yes, but it could come in handy if they were roasted a little. Maybe also a slight school atmosphere, where they say, sorry, but with this shit you'd better go home.

I thought we could also look at other ZDF formats. And we'll do something new. Formats that have been around for decades. Baris Ferrares has been running for over 2000 episodes. The record label XY has been running since the 70s. Maybe even since the 60s. What about the record label XY has been running since the 70s, maybe even since the 60s. What happens when we make kids with the record label XY?

Oh my God. Is that nothing? No, that's nothing. And then you have to do it yourself. Okay, but what about Markus Lanz Island? Markus Lanz talk show, but in the pool, on the property, on a villa with art streets,

somewhere in Crete where it's actually way too hot for streets? Yes, I see that too. Markus Lanz still has his leather boots on in the shade, and he always asks very closely, on the emotional level, not on the political one. Yes, he stands in the pool with leather boots. That's a very good keyword pool. I have something that Markus Lanz shouldn't buy, because there is a recall, Chris,

that also affects the pool. Right. And that's why buy. There's a recall, Chris, that affects the pool. Yes. That's why it's time for a servicealous recall at the company Helly Hansen. Helly Hansen is calling rescue vests back. Helly Hansen informs about the recall of certain rescue vests of the Helly Hansen line, especially Navigar Comfort, Navigar Scan, Junior Safe Plus and Kids Safe Plus. How the company shares is due to a production problem by third parties

at the rescue vests a risk of drowning for the affected. Honestly, you had one job rescue vest. You had one job. So with the rescue vest you are more dangerous than without. With the rescue vest you will definitely drown. It's like when a fire extinguisher emits fire. You don't want that. Be warned, don't buy the Hallie Henson rescue vest.

But that's not all from the world of the recall. This week the recall has been hailed, I would say. And that is, Temu calls back something. That's surprising now. Temu calls nail polish Cat's Eye Gel Polish back. The online distributor Temu calls nail polish cat's eye gel polish back. The online distributor topic is nail polish cat's eye gel polish sparkling shimmer magnetic free formula back. The recall is that tests have shown that there are no substances in the nail polish. This can lead to health problems.

As for which substances it is treated, it is just as little as the possible effects on your health. Yeah, that's... They wanted it to be a bit of a surprise. We had a surprise effect. We don't say what kind of substances they are and what they do to you, but we say there's something in them. You can decide for yourself if you want to use them. They write, I'd like to have a date with you,

but be careful, you could die and then they'll kick you out. Weird. Weird move, Temu, I don't understand at all. You have substances in there, but also that they're allowed to do that, that they don't have to say it. That's annoying to think about. But not enough with that. There is also a recall, and I read that, in the database, dangerous products in Germany. There is a database. You want to... Is that something you do on Sunday evening? When your bookkeeping doesn't work.

When I chat with Ben. I'm a recall truffle pig, Chris. I'm looking for recalls. Deep in the dark net. And in the database, dangerous products in Germany, is now listed the Hans Grohl Rainmaker Select head break. What for the shower? shower? A shower head.

We all know it. We use most of us regularly. Hopefully. The company Hansgrohe SE gives the headscarf's safety note because the headscarf's nozzles can be clogged by lime waste. Wait a minute.

You just call all headscarves and the cell falls back. I don't understand that at all. Which shower headscarf doesn't have any lime in the trusses? Trusses. That's part of it. Like rattan chairs to Markus Lanzi, chifilettes to Markus Lanzi, lime to headscarves.

Of course, that's the thing. At some point it's just a lime shower. I have to say, if I may be so forced, something out of a milk carton, an intimate detail about me, I'm also a bit of a cold-brew-aficionado. It suits me when a cold brew is a bit cold-brewed, because it comes out of the individual nooks, for example in the hotel, right?

Because the thing will never get cold. Never. I tell you, I'll let it run down for ten minutes first, because, to be honest, there's where the listerines are. It's never disinfected. But what I like is when the thing is a little bit choked, because more water pressure comes out of the individual nozzles and that's welcome.

I always do a TikTok hack first and I make a condom around the brausekoch and I fill it with vinegar essence and then let it work for four days. I checked it out a long time ago. But the person who comes to the hotel room after that can be happy about the vinegar condom on the brause. And then it falls off. And then you have it covered like this TikTok tip

with a smelly basket. Then you have to get it out with an endoscope. Come on, let's leave it. But I'm aware that if you let the water run first, even in a hotel or at home, it's leave it. Let's leave it. Let's leave it. But I'm aware that if you let the water run, even in a hotel or at home, it's water consumption, and you have to be responsible.

And generally, may I also make a private comment on this service? I had an idea, a vision, and maybe I have to register a patent or a brand. Again?

We have water shortage, it's getting more and more. Climate crisis, climate catastrophe. In Europe, all over the world. At some point it's going to be difficult with drinking water. Even if we let water run in the hotel. It's difficult. I had the idea of winning mineral water. I would like to bring the first mineral water

that came from pure puddles. We know it, strong rain, rain in summer. Then there is a puddle formation. And it will go there, because the water disappears. It goes into the earth, into the groundwater. We can't soak it that easily, because then someone belongs there, the municipality, for example. But if we can't easily soak it, because then someone, the municipality, will belong there.

But if we go to the puddles, I imagine something like a free-floating system at Liverando. Everyone has an app and you go with a hose, when it rains on Sunday afternoon, quickly out. I see 10, 20,000 employees all over Germany who quickly move to the puddles with the suction nozzle on all fours, take the water and they quickly move to the puddle with the suction nozzle. They take the water and then they can fill it with water.

So it's like puddle rando. You can see everywhere in the app where the next puddle is. And also how much liter, that will then be calculated by the algorithm, how much liter cubic water is in the puddle. That means everyone finds the right amount that you need for your soda stream or your pool or whatever. You can look at all of that on Pfitzerando. Yes, just people who say,

I want to earn something and I'm going to step on the puddle on all fours and slurp a round. You could also say, we're doing it more professionally. It's not just being slurp and drink it, we fill it up. And then we really make a water out of it. Pfitzen-naturel or something like that. Pfitzen-naturel. Yes, Pfitzen-naturel.

Pfitzen-naturel. San Pfitzen-grino. San Pfitzen-grino. Furtzegrino. Furtzenliebe, if it's supposed to be a bit more modern. And then we'll bring it out on the market. Yes, I don't think it's that bad. Maybe Chris, I'd like to sleep over it for a night before I invest. But it could also be that my investment doesn't go ahead

because I'm having online banking problems right now. I have a very short comment about the Teva Service something that needs to be put in the market. This week I bought a self-adhesive towel holder for the bathroom. A very small hook, almost inconspicuous, a bit of nothing, you could say. The little black one. In the bathroom you can stick it in, you don't have to drill it,

it's tedious. Then I read on the back how to do't have to drill into the tiles. It's tedious. Then I read back, how do you do it? How do you have to remove the self-adhesive film? It says, simply unmeditated, can trigger sleepiness and drowsiness. Then I ask you, but also the company Tesa, how can towel holder trigger sleepiness and drowsiness? Well, if you hang the towel around your head for too long, over your mouth, nose and eyes,

then it can lead to sleepiness. So, if you lick a glue, what happens if you dry your hands for too long? I don't understand that either. Where's the point? You can also write on it, can contain traces of nuts. That's about as mysterious. Why can everything contain traces of nuts?

Just stop with these fucking nuts everywhere. What do they have to look for in a vanilla ice cream factory? Nuts are like puddles, they are everywhere. And then I would also think about why there are nuts everywhere. Why are there nuts everywhere? These are the questions we ask. This is also what our podcast is about. Here is the important question.

I'm glad that the head of the thesis, which I have to assume is heard every week, that the... Family thesis. I hope it's over, what I want to say. Yes, I'm going to leave that out, Chris. And since we've arrived at the end of the month, you know what that means, it's already the end of July.

That's not to be confused with. The summer has just started. How can that be? I don't understand. That's the next big question. But that's not the point. It's the end of July. The drini of the month is being cured.

Let's not make it up. It's already a bomb story. I don't want to ask you, Chris, to play the fanfare. Let's go! Drinni des Monats, July 2025 is... Ellie! Ellie, Ellie, Ellie! Congratulations, Ellie, you're Drinni des Monats with your story. Thank you for sending it to us at infoeddreniz.de,

which means month of Dreniz. I'm going to read Ellie's story, which she deservedly won. I'm looking forward to it. I'm not so sure, Chris. To be honest, I chose this story because I know you have weddings. No, I wouldn't say that. I don't have weddings. Of course not. I have nothing against weddings. No, some of your best girlfriends are weddings. But I'm not saying anything else. I wouldn't say that. I don't hate weddings. Of course not. I have nothing against weddings.

No, some of your best friends are not weddings. I just don't want to be a part of it. Basically, I have nothing against it. But not with Eli either. You have that together. And that's why I'm reading Eli's story now. Hello Julia and Chris. The wedding season has started again and with her came new drinny unfriendly rituals.

I was invited as a plus one to the wedding of my colleague's colleague. und mit ihr kamen neue drinnie unfreundliche Rituale. Ich wurde als plus eins zu der Hochzeit des Arbeitskollegen von meinem Freund eingelaufen. Hochzeit des Arbeitskollegen von meinem Freund. Das Hochzeitspaar habe ich bisher nur ein einziges Mal bei einer Grillparty gesehen und habe daher nur sehr wenige Worte mit ihnen gewechselt. Weiter entfernt könnte die Verbindung zwischen mir und den beiden also nicht sein. Die Hochzeit bestand aus einer freien Trauung und anschließendem Essen und The wedding was held at a small castle in the middle of a free wedding. The room where the wedding took place was a free seat and there was free space. So I looked for a place as far out as possible so that I could keep my friends and relatives away from the place.

The wedding speech was beautifully designed and as I had imagined it, until the ring was handed over. The wedding speaker shared that something special was planned here. No. Alone with the sentence I already got a bad feeling. He said that the ring was attached to the chair of a random person in the audience. So the ring will not be handed over by the trust wedding dresser, but by a person from the audience. I looked under my chair and saw the little

box that was attached to one of my legs. At that moment I was hoping that my boyfriend would give me the ring. He was the one who works with the bridegroom. But the line behind me had already delayed the ring on my chair and loudly announced where it was. So I didn't have any... Sorry, but you just have to stop with that.

You have to stop with that. I was fumbling in my short dress on the tape on my chair leg, which was also pretty tightly glued to the overflow, and brought the ring with a high-rump head to the wedding couple and the wedding planner. After I said my name and took a few pictures, I was allowed to sit down again. Although I was a distant friend of the wedding couple,

everyone knew me from that moment on at the wedding and everyone spoke to me on my appearance. I will now be an involuntary part of this wedding ceremony forever. My appeal to the Drini community. Please look under your chairs before every wedding. Greetings, Alli. What kind of horror is that? This is a new moment

where I know I have to go to the bathroom when the ring is handed over. Normally I know to go to the bathroom before and after dinner because there is a possible point for games. You have to be careful. Before dinner, after dinner, a possible point for games. You have to be careful. Before the meal, after the meal, before the dessert, after the dessert. Those are the moments when I stay in the toilet, for good reason.

But I think you just have to stop with that. Especially free space. Someone could sit down who can't do it physically. To bend under the school. Yes, right. Does that have to be? I want to take this opportunity and give a tip to all pocket thieves. Look under all chairs before every wedding.

This way you can save a lot of people's lives. Generally, even stealing a car. People are often drunk at weddings. There, the car gets stung. That's ideal. Yes, why do you do that? Also this table with the gifts, it's just always like that. Or just go into a wedding and eat some cake.

Nobody notices. There are wedding locations like this castle, or some hotels, or old work halls, where you can see the TV show effect on the teapot. You can just go in there on a Saturday afternoon, and just dress up and eat. But free seats, I think that's where it starts.

Isn't that the holy grail of a wedding, that the seats are given and it is clearly signaled how you belong or don't belong to a wedding party society? That's the case with food, but not with the wedding. But I think it's an unwritten law that the family members and the close relatives and friends are sitting at the front of the wedding. Yes, that's right. But Ellie did everything right. She sat far out because she had nothing to do with the bride.

And yet, or maybe that's why she got it. So what we need is also a place to show at the wedding. Everyone gets a candle or we can get the wedding. Or colored bands. Close friends, red. Lose friends, green. And then I saw, once at a barbecue party, yellow. It's an apple system. Right, and the yellows don't even get the question for this weird game. And they're also taken out of other things.

It's like in the festival, VIP. Right. And then you have backstage access, but that's actually another backstage, where Yann D'Hilay and Smootho aren't even there. They're somewhere else. You actually have a backstage in the backstage, which is actually just connected to other people

who paid 200 euros more so they can eat some chicken skewers there, which are also overpriced. But with the manager of Yann D'Lay and Smootho, they're in there too. Exactly. I just wonder why the ring has to be worn in there. I don't understand. Two people get married.

Why could a third or fourth person have the ring? Why do you have such a hand-longer? Because you're so excited about your wedding day that you definitely forget the most important thing of the day. But why don't you have someone who will put your shoes on, who will bring your tie, for every item one person? I think for that you have about 12 for the sons. That's what 12 means, like the Orgel 5. I also have to give a tip. No matter, you have to wash your shirts and everything white. In the end, a sepia filter is put over it anyway.

Above the yellow sweaters of the sun cream or makeup spots you can't see anymore when the sepia filter comes. So, long live 2017. But I have to say, Julia, if you're alone in the entertainment, Hawaii Julia with the Hawaii shirt in front, with the flip-flops. So, then I would like to offer my services as someone who relaxes a wedding society by stumbling in like Andy Borg.

Do you know Andy Borg? Yes, let the microphone fall out of the way. Exactly, right. The microphone, upside down, you stumbling in. He always makes a gag when he comes on stage. And around this whole embarrassing thing embarrassment of a stranger finding a ring or some games where the plus one is being suddenly chicanied, I've already experienced that. Suddenly there's a plus one who doesn't know the two

who are getting married, who gets pulled into a game, and has to somehow make a fool out of himself with a blind cow. I would be there for that. Like a model agency or a dance crew of this startup, of this guy, I've already told you about, that you can hire to get rid of all the

embarrassing things of other people. Outsourcing, so to speak. Yes, I think that's good. It's also a service for society. It's like St. Chris. You give something back to society. I think that's good. If it didn't work out with the credit card, then you can at least do Andy Borg. You just have to be careful that everything is regulated properly by the tax and not paid by hand. Yes, and also no children involved who don't appear after 11 p.m. anymore, Angelou Kelly.

Maybe you just have to dress the children as adults. I mean, something like that is what Angelou Kelly does. The children are already wearing pants at the age of two. Isn't that the case at every wedding? I always see the little cumpans walking around in their vests. And then they have a chain in front of them sometimes. What's in there? A bag, a monocle? In case they can't see the wedding cake cut.

Then they take the monocle at 23.30 to look. Or what's going on? Kids, little kids in suits, that's really, that's somehow weird. I can't, my brain can't process that properly. Because it looks like a little businessman. Yes, yes. I can't do that. These are the people who also do bookkeeping at 23.30 at the wedding.

Okay, I really have to do a bookkeeping at 10.30 on the wedding. Okay, I really have to go now. I have a chat date with Beeme. I have to go now, he's waiting for me. You know he doesn't like it when it comes to timing. So I would say we'll hear each other again next week. Then it's already August, unbelievable how time runs. Again a Drinney Tuesday. And I don't think we're taking a summer break.

I think we've never talked so stupidly, but we're already knee-deep in the summer. And we're not taking a summer break, are we? Not at all. We're not taking a summer break. We're not going on vacation, we're staying at home and we're opening the window. And that has to be enough. Thank you for listening, see you soon and bye! Bye! Thank you for listening, goodbye and bye!