Duck Call Room - Before Duck Dynasty, He Was Known as ‘Psycho Si’

Episode Date: October 14, 2021

Si reveals the identity of his true soulmate and wonders if you get extra airline miles when you ride a wheelchair through the airport. Martin has LOTS to say about traveling with Phillip, Phillip's strange relationship with food, and the bizarre thing he put in his suitcase. Si only orders off-menu. The boys answer questions from Martin’s Instagram about dating and the best and worst Halloween candy. And John-David has an email with stories about "Psycho Si" from before the Duck Dynasty days. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I just wonder, I really do wonder, though, what the people of Greenville, Tennessee thought when me, you, Cy Gobwin, roll up to an event and a range rover. Range Rover. We send Godwin. Godwin gets the car. We're thinking he's getting a big SUV. The stupid thing died. He said, well, I got us an SUV. So Godwin goes against the car.

Yeah. Gets the car. I said, well, I'll get you back. No problem. Yeah, I'll go to baggage claim. I'll get you back. Yeah. So we all get the bag.

Si breaks the bathroom. True. Or something. I don't know. You broke the bathroom? They closed it. Si I went and took a leg. As soon as I was out of the Lundleaf, they closed the sucker.

Yeah, I said, I got the bags. I'm going to take a leak before we got a drive an hour. And I went over there. They're like, no, it's going to be an hour, boys. I couldn't. Oh, why? Hey, I couldn't hold. You can't say that on the back can.

Like a red wiggler. But anyway. Anyway, so Gobwin comes pulling up to the deal. And he's in a range rover. You don't fit in range rovers. And look. Well, see, I didn't know that. You fit in the front seat.

Hey, we all four of us were just knees up against everything. It was all four. Yeah, me and Philip was on that backseat. We's on that backseat bag. I'd pull it far as I can put it forward I know Size hat was up against the wind She was like this

You know I kept right there But we showed it We rolled up in there With Godwin driving a rain rover And it went dead every time we stopped And every time we pull up to a deal It was died

Hiveovers are nice I thought No A piece of junk I mean It must have been a mid-sized I think Oh that wasn't no mid-sized That was a mini

Yeah Yeah they're different size this train. And that was a mini, man. But here's what I do know. There ain't a gear shifter in it. There ain't a knob.

It's all digital. Oh, no. Yeah. Guy was just, we got, the fan was on and he wanted it off. And 15 minutes,

he's punching everything in that car and it's jumping at everything else. And Martin is like trying to reason through it. Okay. Back up. Pull over. Let's look at this. Now,

I can't tell me. He kept driving. I said, take the fat fingers off of all the buttons first. Get the finger off, the fat fingers off the button. I had to guide, Si, how to work the push button screen. That's true.

Actually saved us. He did. A non-computer person actually working a computer. Absolutely. He did it. That was part of the car. I can't take directions. Yeah.

I said, he's coachable. I said push that, push this, push that. And he kept looking and I was to wait a minute. Where is it? Yeah. they said some little little Bluetooth emblem. I don't know what the Bluetooth emblem.

I didn't think about it, so I not know what. I didn't know what blue. He said, push the Bluetooth symbol. I went, huh? What? What? I said, that's 14 things of different things down here that I can push. What one of them is the Bluetooth symbol?

I said that little squiggly thing. Oh, the squiggly, I said, oh, the one that looks like a, like a bee. A little breed, no, a beam brake. That's what it looked like was a little brim, brim break. A brim, a brim, a brim, bag. I get it out a minute. Does it? Oh, man.

I just, yeah. It was fun. And then we had music and then, hey, you know, we sang a three or four good songs. Oh, yeah. Oh, did we? We sang? Yeah, we sang.

Y'all did, mainly you and Phillip. Y'all sounded pretty good, too. I was just, I was enjoying the concert. Make a new plan, Sam. Then they got to the airport and handed me some earmuff phones with radio in them, Bluetooth in them. Bad move, boys. Oh, buddy.

Oh, no, I saw that. Free concert. Si's the only man I know. From yours truly, and hey, I was sounding good, and I was on old Mr. Neil Young. Because look, we don't need that clown anyhow. What? Si, up in the Knoxville Air Force, on game day,

singing Sweet Home Alabama. Loudly. We in Knoxville, Tennessee. And in the right key and sounded good. I had to stop recording. I was laughing so hard. I was just. Were you in the right key, though?

Yes. I was sounding good. Yeah. He was in the key of D12. That's the gate we were at. That's the key he was in. It was fun though. We ain't had an event like with every, or not even everybody, but with like a group of us.

I ain't had one of them in a while. It's been fun. And when you sent us four on one, oh, it was fantastic. The best one was, in my memory, is we were all there. And look, it was, we stopped in Colorado somewhere to gas up. Spokane. Oh, Spokane. Spokane.

I was down. We go in the bathroom. It's about six of us. And all you hear is. Oh, oh, man. Okay, Barre. The people in there, they all, the people that were in there all just run out like the aliens had left. We were all impersonate and sign the bathroom.

Let's not say I don't remember. Let's give him an example, Martin. Okay. Oh, good. And, hey, they scared every occupant out of them. When he gets done. It's like he just got through drinking a Coca-Cola commercial from the 80s. I actually left my phone in Colorado.

We had to get it on the way back. Well, we had stopped there for gas again anyway. It was still there. That's a fun trip. That's a long ride from Monroe, Louisiana to Spokane, Washington. That was a long ride. A long hard ride. What about when Si, we were all playing poker,

Si went to sleep, we woke him up? Oh, he busted me. I was broke. Si's laying down broke. I woke up and borrowed some money. And guess who? When we landed, guess who had all the cash? Silas.

Old Silas met. Well, we were landed, and Willie said nobody can get off the plane until this hand's over, because him and Cy had all the chips in the middle. That's right. And then he looked up and he said, where's my cards? And I said, I don't know. But, hey, I've still got mine, and guess what? mine is Queen High Street

Hand me to cash And would he just threw everything up in there In the plane Look I will recommend this after this weekend I don't really travel with a handler Per se But we had Philip with us

Philip the handler Let me tell you about O'Fiel And he's a good one Oh yeah He's a keeper I told O'Fiel I said I need some bottle of water for my room So Phil

come walking in there with six bottles of water for my room and two books and a Sharpie. He said, I got you some water, but you got to sign these books. It feels out there. Feel like they're bargaining with people. Over water bottles? Apparently. Whatever we needed. He's a handy man to have.

And, Cy, look, if you go to a restaurant with Si, if the dish is on the menu, he ain't ordered it. We went to a place two pages worth of menu, all good looking pretty stuff. They walk up there, Si, they said, well, you want, Sai said, I want a BLT. I said,

I didn't see anything in there on the BLT. I said, y'all make them? I said, yeah, we can make you one. I said, we'll bring that's what I want.

So they made, Sae, BLT off menu. I'm certain it got spit in. Oh. And then they brought him two gallon bags of teeth. Now, they did treat us fair

because they brought me two gallons of lipton tea. In a bag. In a bag. In a bag. And look, with a push button, in a bag.

In a bag? A push button release, no less to fill up. Oh, the folks at Greenville, Tennessee took great care of the year. We met some awesome people. And I'm sure we woke them all up on the domino game broke out.

That's it. And did it break out? On the last night. Oh, it broke out. Oh, did it break out and was there? A. Hamering. Have you and Johnny Galvin recovered?

Somebody got their butt spanked royally. I called Johnny over the weekend. When we got back, I said, I said, John, I just want to apologize for that butt strap and we got in the domino game. He said, Now we ain't even worry about it. It ain't going to get on.

So I think he's over it. He's fine. But we did get hammered. Look, here's the best part about Gobwin. We all know. That showed up a really long time ago. Yeah. I know.

He's on eight. But I like it. Look, but we all know Gobbant struggles with numbers. Does it? Because if you call him during duck season, say, I mean, yeah. Yeah. Seven, eight, ten, twelve, fifteen, three in the bushes. Yeah.

You can't get a correct answer. So he plays dominoes in a game where counting is vitally important. You have to be able to count. He was catching on to five on the last two or three games. Well, it's easy. Well, it's easy when you end up with him mitts he got the last two or three game. He was drawn.

But Godwin put 15 out there on the board, and I finally looked at Sai. I said, say, sigh, I give him his 15 before you play. I said, I normally would not do this. I said, but since you're a rookie, I'm going to let you, I'm going to give you this 15. I said, but hey, he did it again. He was looking at me, and I said, what are you looking at me for? I said, you better say 15. Give me to you.

Oh, I'm not giving you. I'm not giving you what you got out there. So he finally found out of 10. Yeah. He finally called on. He's not a Domino's man. Oh, we, yeah. That, then first four games was rough on you.

Oh, my goodness. Oh, we was picking up, you know, when you pick up seven, five. Plus, y'all must have played together before somewhere down the line. Nope. We've played a couple of times. It's just, hey, it's one of them things you run up on people every once in a while. There's kind of your soulmate. Okay, because look, hey, look it.

It wouldn't have done for me to be the same age as Martin and being high school instead of them. Because, hey, no, we'd have went to jail. Did I just call you a soul mate? We would have always been in trouble. Okay, so no, that's a good thing to do, right? If I was an emoji right now, I'd have those hard eyes. This is fantastic. I just called me a soulmate.

This is fantastic. All right, I'm done, boys. I'm so disappointed. So we started talking about that trip. We're done. Podcast over. What are you going to do that, J-D? I'm nervous.

I was looking for that magical plane ride we all had together. And I thought I'd at least have a picture of it. Oh, I got a couple. But we had so much fun. I never took a photo. That was fine. Nothing on there. Well, and that, too, is back before everybody was trained to take their phone

out if they're having fun. Like, now it's like, oh, crap, we're having fun. Let's document it. You know? Except one person. Who? Silas. That'd be, no.

That'd be Jason Robertson. Oh. If he starts having fun, Jason leaving. He ain't going to put up with it. I'm telling you. He don't want to have that. And hey, and look, and I'm happy to be the first one to say bye. I thought he was talking about pictures.

I did too. He said, Jason run up on a good time. He's leaving. I'm out of here. Let's get out of here. Let's get out of here. He's gone. He gone.

Well, he gone like we are to our first commercial. We'll be back right at here. We'll be right back. All right. Look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means? That means more outside cooking.

And y'all know. We love to eat beef around here. And that's what because of our friends over at Triedale's beef makes such a good product, baby. Ain't it good? It's so good. Our friend, Cy Robertson, would say, Bye on the grill! Look, before we got Tried,

Triedale's getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day. And you never really know where that beef comes from. But with Triedales beef, we skip the grocery store and do it a different way. Triedales comes from a family ranch out in Texas. They're a fifth generation American ranch. So they've been at it for a while. Now, look, the beef comes straight from their ranch and other ranchers they work with who raise cattle the same way.

Their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your. door. We threw a couple of ribbys on the grill. Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire. That's all you need. Look, because I tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Tritails beef. I know in size case, Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat meat. She isn't a big meat either, folks. Yeah. Just go to trybeef.com slash. that's trybeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak.

I learned that early on in our poker. I don't try to draw out on you because I can't. But you can draw out on meat every time. And give it away to somebody else. And then I give you my money, which you turn around and give to seven other people at the table. So it's like I just chose not to play against that. It's a game within a game. It's a game. It was funny.

I feel like we can talk about this now. our old poker game. But there was like an unspoken alliance between like me, Phil, Sy, Jay's, Willie. Let's take everybody else out. Now,

Cy forgot about this because he never does it anymore. But we would be more friendly. Yeah, we would be friendly. Y'all are saying, I'm not to be trusted. Not collusion. Not collusion,

but we would. I'm not like cheating because I wasn't listed. No, no, no, no. I wasn't listed in that group of people. Well, you never came and played that.

There's a reason. Because we're not. Because when you did, your hand did this. No, because y'all were cheating. No, because you squeak when you walk. Yeah. No, that's not true. That boy spends money.

Don't, no, uh-uh. Don't get on that bag. Don't get on that bag. Hey, that, hey. Hey, Papa's going to get a new baggies there, boy. Hey, look on that boy's wrist. Hey, stop. No, I didn't spend that.

Rolly, rolly, rolly, roll, out. But our goal every week was to knock everybody else out so us five could play at the end. Have a real game. We could have fun. What's he talking about? He's looking at my tattoo. Oh, I thought it was a band. I was trying to see one.

78 episodes. 78. Is that right? And I've had a tattoo right there. I thought it was a band. I was there the night he got that tattoo. Yeah. And you just start grabbing.

That's my Fitbit. Quit touching me, old man. What is that? It counts my steps so I can get skinny like you. Oh, you counts of steps. We should put a step counter on the side. You don't need the counter. You'd be disappointed.

Hey, you just need to pick them up and lay them down. You need to put an odometer on his wheelchair in the airport, see how far you guys. Wait, wait! Hey, I need to check in that and see if I get mileage because of that. Extra. Extra. That's it, boys. So, I'll tell you what you want to know.

Handler. I know what you're going to ask. I got questions. So look. So with size COPD, and then when he fought COVID, his oxygen got kind of low, he's building it all back now, but still, we can't make it from one place to the next unless we get some wheels. That's right.

So now... And then we're like C-Biscuit coming out the gate. That's exactly what we're like. Cy's like, okay, people, here we come. Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, I'm trying to say, hey, get out of the way up here. We got to move, boys. So it's a wheelchair.

Look, I sent you a picture of... I have, yeah. This is... Oh, speaking of that. This is Cy's disguise when we go to the airport. Speaking of that. I was really worried with that kid that was pushing me. It was the first time he ever pushed anybody.

I said, hey, Christian. He couldn't even get me into stupid trum. I had to block the door that says, do not block the door. I blocked the door. And I said, hey, son, put your foot on the back and lean back and push forward. And he was like, I was already getting out of it to get on board because I was fixing to leave him and the wheelchair. I mean, I got multiple questions.

And he liked to run over a guy in front of us. no no I'm serious this thing's got my foot peddles where I got my feet he was fixing to come up on the back of this guy's hams and just stringing him I'm talking about hey you got a great looking shirt on

hey that's my new disguise boys that's a wonderful looking shirt I'll say that you're wearing it not me but hey look it is a good disguise because I hid my beard yeah he was the first guy I've ever seen with a branded blue mask

that's it Hey, with a name on it. Well, that's what branded means. Well, hey, well, that's it. Well, see, you didn't mention, I'm going to mention it. He's the name Eagle. Oh, yeah. I used to have a pigeon that name.

Eagle. Yeah. That's right. We've already been down that room. That's right. We've already been down that room. That's unbelievable. So you just, you're in a wheelchair going around the airport and just the finest-looking

honeyhole out there. That was right after he broke the bathroom in Knoxville. Yeah, the eyes give it away. Look at them eyes. Oh, way. Hey, that's that crazy stare I got, boys. It drop animals. The icy stare.

The icy stare, boys. I'm leaving that up there for the rest of them. It takes them out. That's inside. But hold on. I can't. I'll make do, though. But you, I mean, you're a spry young man.

You can make it from gate to gate, can't you? No. No. Well, breathing's bad, J.D. Breathing's bad. C-O-P-D. Still working on it. Too many packs of once.

Too many packs of them? When I was in the military. Combine with some Havitampa jewels. And the COVID didn't help. And then with the most pitiful PT program, there is. And that was in the military. Okay.

Because look, if you run five miles, five days a week, you should be able to just sprint that and not even worry about it. It killed me every time I run. You're not much on running, though. No. You see me running? No. Yeah.

Except his mouth. If you see me running, get your gun ready. Grab a gun. And shoot what is behind me. I'm out of bullets, boys. I mean, look at this. Happy gang, though, there in Tennessee. That was a good pick for me.

Oh, yeah, that was going to be our Christmas car. She didn't get enough of the pumpkins in there, though. He's going to send out and say, like, happy fall, y'all. That's right. Happy fall, y'all, y'all. I kind of hate I miss this one. Oh, no, it was fun. But I'm going to tell you this.

You're invited when we go back because they want to get the guys from the duck call room. Hazard Fest, baby. Hazard Fest, baby. I would sing the song. They had about seven General Lees. There was a very eclectic group of rednecks in Greenville, Tennessee. That's what I told them.

When they got Storytime, I said, I don't know. I said, this is kind of scary. And I said, no, let me explain to why I'm saying that. I said, have you people looked around you in your general area? I said, there's a bunch of them good old boys and girls. Whoa, whoa. The selfie with a crowd. it's rednecks.

Okay? Look at size of his face. All right. I was, one of they said, look up, and I was saying, well,

what are you on me to look up? Yeah, I was trying to take a, I was trying to take a selfie of everybody. And so I got to get the phone up so you can see everything. Well, size is just looking like you. Like,

boy, right. Like Chris did you just said, get in here. Dear in the headlight. I said, look up. Look at them.

Look at them eyes. Look at them peepers, boys. Look at that. bridge on them glass. What a thing of beauty. That was a good time. We's in a horse pavilion right there. Oh,

horse pavilion. We had an opening act. Look at all our fans. Those ain't redness. Oh, they are redness. How much Hunter's Orange and Camo is in this photo? Okay.

Oh, no. Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's my friend. The dump call room shirt. But hold on. Okay, let me tell the story. Look. I didn't, I did not know.

That is the billy goat. Don and Valerie. What did they do for you, Phil? Oh, no. What did you order, Phil? They cooked me chicken and dumplings and brought it to our hotel. You just asked fans to bring you chicken and dumplings? That's after he ate everything on the table.

Hold on. I got one more thing. Don and Valerie Whaley. And he looks like the guy off of Lucky Logan. If you ever seen Lucky Logan, so I said... He looked like Joe Dirt. So then I said, hey, Don, I need you to do something. And I made him say this and he said, well, you cook the bacon.

You burnt the bacon the way I like it. And then I sent it to my wife and she loved it. These guys are fantastic. He actually looks like he could be Mountain Dog's cousin. That's it. Yeah. So Phil just sent me a bunch of selfies with random people I've never met. Because I got stories on each of them.

They brought Phil two gallons of chicken and dumplings. That's right. To the hotel. Wonderful people. You ate two gallons of chicken and milk? I ate all I could eat until I passed out. I was like, look, I passed out. And while I was eating, I was like, oh, I can't eat no more.

Look, here's the, Phil cannot stand. This is what I said before we got on there. I was going to notice some things. You notice things? Yeah. I don't want to hear that either. We need to get to the bottom of Philip McMillan. Well, let's take a break.

And we'll talk about Phil. And we will delve in that. People need to know. Yeah. Thank you. John and Valerie, y'all are the best. You're lucky, Phil, because you're here to defend yourself. Sweet.

Let's take a break. We'll be back. I can't wait for this. Traveling with Phil. Let's just call this little segment, traveling with Phil. That's right. Traveler old Phil. Welcome back to traveling with Phil. I don't even know where I want to start with this.

Be nice, Martin. I've traveled to Phil once. Where were we, Amish Country, Pennsylvania? That was fun, too. Did he leave with every bit of free grocery? he's offered to him because that's what he did in Greenville. Every once in a while, Cy and Willie end up at the same event,

so then it's like the me versus Phil, face off, of who can eat more stuff in the green room. I've seen you eat, but Hammer after this weekend, I'm going with this guy. I ain't ever seen, I ain't ever seen nothing like it in all my life.

And Philip, why don't you tell John David what you had is your appetizer for lunch the first day. An appetizer at lunch? Well, I wanted to try I'm wearing Greenville, Tennessee. Chicken gumbo. Let me try the chicken gumbo.

Come on, man. And bring out some French fried potatoes. Stop. Let's try that. And a salad. Hold the croutons. That's the appetizer. Before we get started, that's what I want to.

Okay, well, just a little outdoor. You can't hide that Cy Robertson money that trickles down to fill. I bought the first day's lunch. Oh, you bought the man ordered three appetizers on your time? Yeah. Okay. Hey, that's a good move. That's a pro move there, isn't it?

So the first question is... I did not know he was buying, though. They had a bunch of junk when Martin was paid for it. When I ate it, it was lobster and steak. We got on the premium bag with that. I said, I want... They put on the feed bag, boy. Bring me the bonnie and ribby and the filet with lobster.

Well, I got a question. No. Yeah, it's a very obvious question. Oh, yeah. You left Louisiana. And got a gumbo. salad and gumbo? You thought, I bet the middle of Tennessee,

that's where the best chicken gumbo is like. Well, Martin talked me out of getting the seafood. Time out. Middle, no, we wasn't in the middle of Tennessee. We was on the eastern corner of that sucker. Like, you stand up, there's North Carolina. Like. The Appalachians is where you want to eat gumbo?

No, this is the Smokies. They didn't even. Smoky Mountain Rings. That's poor of the Appalachians. sucks. This is another good one here. Si said, you reckon that steel's up there all in them mountains?

Look at all that smoke coming out of them mountains. I said, Look at all these are called the smoky mountains. That's just, that's what they do. I do want to give a shout out to Andrew Wilson and his soon-to-be wife, Heather. Do I have a selfie photo of them? No.

Well, yeah, you probably do. Oh, who's the couple that got married in our hotel room? What? Yeah. Oh, yeah. At our hotel. Is this them? Yes.

Yeah. Well, that's Andrew and Heather. So Andrew was going through a difficult time, started watching our podcast and said that it really helped him out. His wife had died, and he got into a pretty good depression. He helped him watching our podcast and got out of it. He found him a woman, and they are engaged to be married. And congratulations, Andrew. Awesome.

Good boy. What, say. Thank you all for listening to the show. I forgot about that. No, no, no. What, sign? Right, the couple that we actually, they got married. I hope it's them.

No, that's the Palmers. This is how many photos Phil has sent me. Hold on. Oh, no, no. This is the Palmers. Y'all met them, side. They were listening to the show. I believe she had gone through, she had gone through some cancer stuff and some health issues

and felt like that the podcast really helped them out a lot. They were very thankful. I told her to come to the front of the line because she had to be special if She believed in Black Panther. No, no. That was the first question on Martin asked the crowd. He said, hey, I just want to know how many people out there believe in Black Panthers? All of them.

Oh, no, eight of them raised your hand. And Martin said, oh, God, come what are you talking about? I said, we're the people, boys. We the people, yeah. That's a true statement. What? But, no, for real. Because I forgot about what Cy was talking about, though.

Basically, this couple got married in the lobby of our hotel as we're walking. in. Guess what show they watched, Doug Dynasty? Guess who got their picture made with the happy groom and bride? Me, gobbin and Sa? I mean, they just say I do, and they're like, turn around, walk out, and there we are. We're like, five minutes earlier, five minutes earlier, Saikida gave the bride away. Absolutely.

100%. It was a nice woman from Greenville, Tennessee, marrying a British fellow. He was British? A British? Absolutely British. British. Again, let's not get into that. There's too many countries in that country.

But it was a weekend, man. I've got to go to Hazard Fest. Hazard Fest was awesome. As a jewel. Do you know what he likes in his salad, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, and some sort of vinegar dressing. I learned a lot. And how about this?

He never looks up when he's eating it. I ain't got time for that. Yeah. No. Don't look up. Don't look up. He'll take about two bites of something and say, hey much. Ain't much.

He learned that in the military. And he likes his steak to be cooked medium plus. Oh, and hey. Medium plus. That's a good way to order it. I'll take it all, but my hat off to the chef up at the restaurant. I said, hey, I said, hey, he says, how do you want your, the waitress or waiter? How do you want your steak?

I said, I want it light pink. Better say, medium plus. So between medium and medium well? Oh no. No, don't say well. Because if you do, it's going to be like eating a boot. So medium plus. Medium plus.

And look. They brought it. Extra medium? And Phillips said, hey, give me the same thing. The other way. And hey, just a little light pink strip. Perfect. Light pink in the middle.

What was this restaurant? Brummelys? Brummelies. Barbies? No. No, that was the other. Arbys. Arbys?

That's the chain. Not Arby's. Albreys. Albreys was where Phil got that gumbo. Albrez was good, too. Brumley's restaurant, Greenville, Tennessee. Should have been in a General Morgan Inn. General Morgan Inn.

Let me tell you about Brumley's. Oh, yeah, that's right. Here it is. Hey, fantastic Google reviews. Hey, click on that dessert tab on their menu. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Menu?

Yeah. Dinner. Everything I ate was pretty solid. Yeah. A big. But that skillet brownie? Yeah. Cheese fries.

The skillet brownie just floating in chocolate. Hot fudge bun. With a big scoop of ice cream with a cherry with whipped cream. Did y'all get the amaretto blueberry crisp? No, we, I had the brownie. So I had the brownie.

Guy one got the pecan pie cheesecake. Made short work of that and then we gave side of bill. Amen. They clip me pretty good. They got fair prices here. He did put on the feed bag when I picked that potato. Oh, we had nothing all day. Don't ever do.

We were waiting for science. You're not all right in your older years. They was waiting on me. You know my favorite part about Sae, though, when you go to eat somewhere like that with it? He never looked at the price on the menu. Never even looked at the check. He said, hey, just leave her $25. He said, he handed to Martin.

That ain't going to work, Hammer. I said, no, no, I can't leave her $25. I understand. You think $25 is a fair price for a fair tip for an hour's worth of work? No. But our bill is $220. Seven. Yeah.

I know exactly what is called. 227. So yeah, that's a $40.50. I gave her 50. Hold on. I fixed him. He gave a 50. I gave her 50.

I gave her 50. That's proper. Look, I'm telling you were on TV, son. Well, no, no. But hey, here's the thing. I'm serious. They didn't take out but 227. Well, I put 50.

Well, hey, look. If you're listening, ma'am, please go back and 275. I gave her 50. 75. I gave her 50 and some change to make it like 278 even or something like that. He can afford it round up to 300. If you're listening, go back. Johnny,

the food was good enough that, hey, I didn't mind. And the service was good. She was a great picture. She was solid. She wanted a picture and she wouldn't come over and say it. And I said, well, I said, go tell her that I'm not, I'm dissatisfied with service and I want to see her. Is that what she said? He's getting restaurants mixed up again.

This was at the other place. A story check that. There's two restaurants? Yeah. At least two. Yeah, the general manager wanted a picture. She wouldn't come talk to us, but the server told us that. So I said, hey, go get the manager.

I want to talk to him. I'm not happy. That's right. I'm not happy. So, Johnny, let me tell you this. Tell me, Phil. Martin eats very good, except, you know, he saved room for the brownie. And he works out.

He's running. Like, he's going out exercising. Oh, Martin's a runner now. He was in the room in my room and he said, there goes Martin. I said, there goes what? And he said, Martin's out of here running around the stupid parking lot. Martin, you jogged on and said, are you kidding me? He looked like Rocky.

There was about 20 people behind me, but they couldn't catch up. He couldn't keep that catch up. His legs too long. I went running through the downtown Greenville, Tennessee area. There he is. I ran about two miles down there. So I hope you're doing the same thing. I don't run.

I'm against running. Well, I mean, there's not a gym there. So, like, the only choice I had been. Yeah. I would just walk for twice as long. Yeah. I ran for about 30 minutes or so. Yeah, I would just walk for an hour.

Good for you. But them hills are a little... A little bit, yeah, a little bit tougher than rest of it. They last longer than these Louisiana hills. Oh, that's a good point. Yeah, where you were. Well, you didn't have your QB with you? No.

Let him borrow? But I worked out this morning. Thank you. I worked out this morning. Me and Cuby. Si slept eight, did the appearance, slept. We played Domino's to about midnight, and then we played dominoes to about midnight, And then we come home.

He's got it. And I was afraid we wasn't going to make it. Yeah. And then we got to the Monroe flight, Phil, I had to go use bathroom. They said, now boarding, so I said,

let's go. So I had to push. I got on the plane like an hour before we took off. Oh, because you had to push him down there. He was the guy that needed extra time. Hey,

here's what he said, when he first in this thing, down the ramp. He said, oh, man, you fixed it be on your own. I had to go use the rest of it. Hey,

it's a matter, Sa. Hey, no, Philip had to go to the restroom. And Bart pulled me up to the wound's restroom. And he said, give me any son. You're on your own.

Yeah, I tried to push him in the one in the bathroom's bathroom. Hey. Oh. Them legs went out on the doors. I'm in next time, but I'm pushing the, I'm pushing the, I'm pushing the side around. Hey, I'm going to have to get me a big stick to keep you boys in hand under control. Well, let's. That or a bull.

You got one right there. I think I'm going to get a bull. Well, let's take another break. We'll be back right after this. Yeah. I'd rather do a bullwhip. Yeah, see, these are the people that Phil didn't let us give a shout-out to. Look at all the Duck Commander, Finn Commander.

I'm going to shout out to them. Look, I got a raise last year because of these people. Yes. You can't even bring the sign? Timeout. You got a race last year? No, that's a joke. Now, this is from Chase and Lisa Spears.

We're back. With Zach Peyton and Dakota. That's awesome. I like the name. Zach and Dakota. They gave us the Duck Carra. We started to sign it. Everybody started to sign it.

They said, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, don't sign that. That's y'all. That's for y'all to put up. Oh, we're going to hang this up. Yeah, in here. Where is it? Right there. It feels house.

That's my house. He forgot it. Why is it at your house? He forgot it. This morning I had to go to work. Did you forget your wallet? No. Did you forget your phone?

I forgot my Rolex. Ring the bell for me. Oh, that was a good one. I forgot my Rolex. That was a good one. Bam. I gave you something on that. You got to be careful.

He got to be careful. He gave it two points on it. He gave it two points on it. And other news. And other news. What else? I posted some questions on Instagram for. He posted questions on the ground.

To ask for people to submit. Whose ankles was that you had on your computer? Whose ankles? Oh, them's yours. That's what I look at every week right there. I'll just send me that. Look at it. I popped up on the computer.

Ladies and gentlemen, that's what's happening. If you're listening and not watching, size got on dress socks. I just like that was mine. I started to move. It wasn't moving. I was saying, he ain't mine.

Did you think it was a live shot? Live screen. His pants go almost to the middle of his shins. There's a lot going on. I'm working out too hard. I know. Skinny. My legs have got.

I think that might be from not working out enough. I don't know. And wheeling around airport. Oh, boy. Okay. That was actually Erica Strata's legs from the event that we went to. We did see Erica Strata. The second time I've seen him in my life.

First time he punk and Jeff. Hey. Oh, who was? I didn't even have no idea. They were clam around me with me. I didn't know. What are you talking about? Eric Strata.

Okay. Yeah, you know. me. I don't know what we're talking about. You don't know that story? We got sticks. That's like Mac joke. You know. You don't know that story?

What? You know. We'll save that one for when Jep makes a return. Yeah, there we go. I like that. We'll say about Jeff. Jop. Jop.

Jop. Jop. Jop. I got to be honest with you. I'll say this. I'm not trying to big time Eric Estrada, but who's Eric Estrada? The guy of Chips.

Oh, chips. Oh, you have to look now. Eric Estrada. Okay, I've seen them before. California. I never watched Chips. Yeah, you've seen him.

Chips ran from 1977 to 1983. You know him. If you ask him, are you who I think you are, he's going to be like, yeah, that's me. That's what he told Jeff at Lavo and Vegas on me.

So that's pretty funny. That's like Max joke. But anyway. When he was breached. Any Hoosers. Here we go. I asked for questions on Instagram. Let's get back on task here, boys.

You ask for questions. Because our emails are weird someday. I just want people to know that we're paying attention. So, hey, we got stickers. There you go. Sigh, I got you a sticker of your tea jug. There you go. Oh, I was supposed to pass out stickers.

Oh, I love these. So here we go. What does he stick to? Whatever you put on my line. This says duck call room, Sigh, it's got your tea on there and your jug. Am a jug. Yep. What are they?

Walmart special. Oh, hold on. I can read a newspaper through this tea. That's right. Boy, he can read the newspaper yet. Go ahead, Mark. Martin, you got any questions? We're back.

Can we put a sticker on it? on your tea jug? No? Put it over his eagle. No. No, don't even think about that. Hey, Martin, do you have any questions? So, Zah, here we go.

I got you. You got you. What you got? Everybody calm down. I'm down. Lucas, our friend Lucas says, I'm 99% sure this girl likes me back. We're in a choir together, so they can both say.

Okay, they can both say. I can't date yet. I want to be more than friends. I'm only 16. Oh, you're only 16. You've got to get out of the pan zone. Well, first question. First question.

How old do you have to be before you can date? I think 16's a fair age. I do, too. I'm about to say something. I do too. I'm going to say something. Well, hold on. I can tell you from experience.

I told my daughter she had to wait until she got out of high school. Oh, until 18? Hey. That's just the way we, that's just the way we was raised. That's just the way he rose. I've been tough on your daughter. But I could have, I could have been convinced had she found someone that was what I would say, worthy. Worthy?

And now she's got a great boyfriend. They're in college together and everything's great. But you may choose to let them date early. You may not. What's this guy's name? Lucas. Or his? Lucas.

Lucas. So he can't, he's 16. Can't date yet. Have you guys? Got your driver's license yet? In the words of... Uh-oh. Okay, go ahead.

I always like a quote. Well, that's my question, okay? How old then if 60, you can get it when you're 15, right? Drive across. Well, you can get a permit. A permit. 16, you can drive. Okay, drive, you drive 60.

16 in my mind, you can date because you can take her to day. You'll have a 10 o'clock curfew or something like that. I wouldn't mind that. You know. As long as... Whose rule is this? I don't know. Is it his rule?

Is it his parents rule? I'm going to guess parents. His parents are too. Okay. Well, okay. But like I said, I want to know the age. His parents says, okay. Yes.

Lucas, fire back at us when you see you. Let us know this. Also, Lucas, Coach Klein once said, what, Mama don't know. No, that's not. Missa, Missa Coach Klein. That's no shame on you. Shame on me. Shame on you.

No, ain't a shame on me. Tell him, Cy. Mr. Coach Pines, I'm just saying, okay, if whenever, if you're old enough to drive a car by yourself, okay, and I mean, I know that they say, and I'm saying, they say that girls are more mature than young men, okay, and that's probably true, okay, I'd say that's probably true. Let's ask you up. But, depending on your maturity level. Yeah. Okay. I understand that's why your parents said, okay, 16 or whatever,

whatever you eat that they're saying you can do. All I can say is, hold on, and then when you can date, but if she's gone. Ask the young lady to go to some movie or something with you or a dinner date or something. There you go. And y'all get together. What if, though, she can't, some other old dude walks in from the band instead of the choir. It's like, hey, girl.

And he's like, well, my hands are talking. No old dude. No. You don't know that? Yeah, I do. Yeah, because our man's going to have to pull out of the friend zone immediately and say, look, when I can date, we gone date. Yeah, you got to say that. That's a good point.

That's it. And so now it just be a really good friend. In other words, hey, boldness. All right. Okay. There you go. Boldness. So the next one.

You got this there. What was his name? That was Lucas. Lucas. Go Lucas. Go Lucas. So this guy's name is Sauce Boy Taylor. Sauce Boy Taylor.

That's a nickname. That's interesting. Sauce boy. All right, sauce boy. Hey, sauce boy. If y'all could be any animal, what would you be? Come on, man. What's that in front of you there?

It's a black panther. I don't want to get shot at. I ain't look at shot at. Okay. Animal? Look, you don't see them, jokers. Okay. So, no.

Even if you see it, you can't shoot an eagle? A duck? Hey. Uh-oh. Not an eagle. Eagles are scavengers. Plus, what about a... So?

Yeah, but they're a pretty bird. I don't want to be a scavenger. They're good-looking. You're going to be a duck? But I want the ability to fly. Oh, now I will agree with all that. Maybe I'd be the ivory-billed woodpecker. No.

Then everybody would be looking for me. That's right. Everybody would be looking for it. I like it. Hey. Okay. Okay, oh, if you're not the eagle, what type of bird do you want to be? An albatross, maybe.

Like a great blue heron or something? Something that gets to fish all the time. Oh, I know what I want to be. What's that? Or an Osprey. No, I want to be. The ones that bombed out of the sky. Oh, Paragon Falcon.

Yeah, a falcon. Yeah, a paragon falcon. And then just hit you running about 175 of Porningo? Here's one. Yeah. From either M-skaters or Miss Kate R.S. I don't know. M-skater.

Halloween candy, the good, the bad, and the ugly. Okay. I'm out. I don't eat Halloween candy anymore. The good, bad, and ugly. But if I were to. With or without razor blades. Oh, here we go.

That's the ugly, obviously. That's ugly. I'll tell you the ugly. What? The candy, corn. It's not candy. It's not corn, and it tastes like garbage. It's a trick play.

It's terrible. It ain't way, me, holy. I love candy corn. I like candy corn. I hate it. I hate it. You don't like you and Martin don't like candy corn? That's because back in the day when they were making illegal moonshine, they had to come up with a way to make candy too, apparently.

So they just made that crap and everybody was like, oh, well, it's better than what we got now. Hey, you bad mouthed in moonshine over candy corn. Uh-oh. I'm bad-mouthing. Get him, sire. Get him. Get him. We get him.

We come up with better options. No. We got Reese's. You don't mix candy corn and shine. Recy's pieces. Small Snickers. We got Reesies fast breaks. We got Reesies and other.

Pumpkins. Hey, don't knock pumpkins. We got M&M. No, I'm sorry. That makes good bread. Pumpkin bread. I was talking about a Recy pumpkin, but it probably made pretty solid bread too. Candy corn.

Candy corn is a trick play. No, here's the deal. It's no good. I agree. Sall will be long gone and we'll be missing them. It's sugar. And so will candy corn because only old people eat candy. Hey,

the candy corn ain't going away. I bet there's a piece of candy corn that's been in my truck since 2012 that is still there. It's like a McDonald's French fry. It doesn't go away. Let me do some further assessment here. Side, do you eat licorice? No.

Not even the black licorice? No, especially not black liquors. Black liquors tastes like college. Liquorice will pull. Look, liquorish will pull your fillings out of your teeth. Yeah. No, licorish is terrible. It actually pull your teeth.

Brittany likes, like, Twizzler. and those things. I don't eat candy that often, especially. I don't either. I'm not a big candy either myself. But a little, a little mini Snickers at Halloween.

I ain't ever done nobody no, right? And it's way better than candy corn. The little mini snickers is, that's a treat. I want to know how many people actually eat candy corn and they're like, yay, candy corn.

Nobody. Absolutely no. You're excited about candy corn? Yeah. I like it. Candy corn is cool. We're also talking about the guy that had eight quarts of chicken and dumplings

delivered to our hotel room. After he ate everything at the restaurant. And went to Tennessee to eat gumbo. So please take his culinary advice with a grain of salt if he uses that. I'm not sure. You don't count, sir. Yeah, no, Phil's out. When it comes to eating, I mean, he kind of fits the bill.

He's got a little belly, which is okay. But I realize from this weekend, that's just from junk. That's just because he can't say no. That's that. He also ordered chicken salad. a restaurant. Why do you want the leftovers? I don't get it. Hold on. Don't understand.

And he got a to-go box that he put in his luggage. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. Yes. You put a to-go box in your suitcase? It was my half of my hamburger that I didn't eat. I had to check it. I had to check it. I wouldn't let me bring it with me.

I've been made fun of for years for being a garbage disposal and I've done nothing that egregious. He's worse. He told you that. He's got you beat, okay? I'm clear. All right. We rushed that case.

I told you we had some things to talk about. You put a half of a hamburger in your suitcase? When I got home, my wife said, what's that smell? I said, this is my luggage. He said, I need to wash clothes. I said, no, you need to clean some dishes. I'm best to eat a hamburger. You ate it?

Yeah, he ate it. When I got home. Look, the lady Pulled up at the That's gross At the hotel And said, I got your

Dumplins and chickens there I said hey I'm like, you talk to Philip about that I just got to eat and everything That wasn't even refrigerated No It was on the bottom of a plane Yeah, no no

It was just really cold At 35,000 feet Refrigerated the night before We just got up that morning and we left for what time? It doesn't matter. Don't look at me to help. Hold on.

Tennessee of Monroe is not quick enough for leftovers. That is when you throw them away. And your luggage wasn't even yet, so. I was feeling a little sick this morning. I bet. He ate everything on the table, Jay-D. I'm just telling you. All right, look.

We had bacon and toast and cheese on bread. oh we had about five or six of them he ate three of them oh martin left his in the in the car and i was like and he ate that he ate that i'm telling you boys are everybody had breakfast coming to him though philip brought me breakfast oh yeah but this was the morning after i said philip i don't i don't eat breakfast he's like hey let's go out of breakfast and i took two little bites off of that hey here you have and he ate that that's true i did drink the orange slash apple slash pineapple juice Oh, that jump was horrible. So I said, make up your mind.

Yeah. What juice or orange juice? We stopped at a McDonald's and look, everything there was sorry. It's better than two-day-old hamburger. Well, no, no, it wasn't. Look. No. The orange juice, it looked like it was, it had turned bad, okay.

I ordered a egg and sausage sandwich. I didn't have the heart to tell you, you got Phillips biscuit. Well, I know. Philip ordered bacon. Yeah, I know. And then he snatched your sausage. Okay. Doggo rascal.

I didn't even know that. Philip, you ordered bacon. I heard you. I was right behind you in life. You couldn't even taste the bacon in this thing. So I went and got him some unsweet tea. From the bottom of his suitcase. Oh, no.

How big is your suitcase? No, no. I can't let it go, people. How can you mess tea? Because he brought me a big old. A big old, big cup of tea, and that was garbage. It was horrible. From McDonald's?

Yeah. Don't ever hit there. Hey, not there. We were limited for breakfast that morning. Well, they're not going to be a sponsor. I'll never go to McDonald's again. Sa's not loving it. I'm not feeling it either.

All right. Editor's good luck. Let's take another break. We'll be back. We'll be back. Now, we've got to get in at hello at duck callroom. H-E-L-O at duck callroom.com inbox. Johnny D.

Do we have, you said you got a good one while we were recording. I don't know what's happening. I hope it has to do with food. No, well, I got a ton of stuff about weird foods. Yeah, we'll go through that. That'll be a whole episode. But let me find my man Daniel from Huntsville, Alabama. I lived there.

Did you? Yeah. Roll. Roll. Roll tight. Just kidding. Go Aggies. Gig them.

Kick them. That's it, boys. Gig them, Aggie. Kick him with it down. Kick him on the up. Got the bubble-headed bleak-spine. I don't know what's happening. He likes mustard on pizza.

Uh-oh. Why? I like mustard. But he's also. My father's on the pizza. He worked at a golf course. I've done that myself. No.

In Huntsville, Alabama. He worked. Oh, and I bet it's the same one I work for. he used to work at the same golf course as Sai did. That's it. And he would hear stories about a man they called, in quotes, psycho sigh. Psycho sigh. He got him figured out.

Years later from a man named Duke. Do you know Duke? Yep. Duke would tell Daniel these stories. And then they were sitting around one day and Duck Dynasty happened. And Duck Dynasty happened. That's incredible. And they put it together.

That's right. The Psycho Si. Oh, yeah, they figured out that Psycho Sai was Uncle Si. And Duke was like, holy cow. Oh, so Duke was still alive too. Duke was sitting there telling stories about Sai in Huntsville, Alabama, long after Sy had moved here. Duke, I need to know, were you the guy that chased Cy with a snake that almost got killed

with a green marker? That's right. The pipes. Well, this is Daniel telling stories from Duke. Hey. So I don't know. Hey, he had a big old cotton mouth that they'd kill, and he was coming toward me with it.

I just picked up one of them iron stakes. We put in the ground and tie ropes on it to keep them off the fairways. And I said, I'm fixed to beat you and that snake to death. He said, the snake is already dead. I said, I know you're fixing to join him. At case you wonder how the name PsychoSack. Oh, no, no. Look, when they stopped, one of them said, hey, he's dead serious.

and I said, oh yeah, I'm fixed the, I'll fix to kill you. Because I'm fixed to beat the iron rod. It's fixed to be on your head for, you know, for the next 30 minutes. I believe it. So you ain't quivering. Because when there's an event in Mississippi, it's a fundraiser where they raise money for falling police officers and things like that. And so they invited us to the snake rodeo.

And Cy said, Philip, here's what I want you to put in the contract. If anybody gets near me with a snake, I will shoot them dead. I have the right. I said, it's contractual. I said, Sa,

that ain't going to mind put it in the contract. I said, okay, and the guy got it in common he was like, is this for real? I said,

yeah, he's going to shoot one of y'all dead if you get close to him with a snake. If you come up here playing around

with a snake, you think it gets killed. Dead. All right. Psycho, Cyco, you know, he checks out.

What happened? Hey, Daniel, thanks for telling us about Duke. What happened when we first pulled up for the first time? We put in the yard, the lakes right there, and the house is on the lake.

I'm going to go in to the lake or the last. And look, an ambulance is putting out with a light on it. And I said, what happened? I said, what happened here? And they said, oh, an idiot just he had a little too much liquor. And he's seen a snake down there in the water. He jumped in to grab him and thought it was a water snake. And it wasn't, it was a cockmouth.

I was just going to see what came out. All right. You're a redneck. Well, send us home with a Bible verse. Bible verse? Okay, hold on. Winding road. I got another one more email.

Paul, Paul sent an email. There's nothing in it. And the subject line is, I found size Puma. Oh. Thanks, Paul? No picture.

Nothing. That's all it says. There's nothing there. Those are the emails I get on a daily basis. But I do have a Bible verse. So my man, Paul, is obviously a boomer who struggles with email. All right.

Yeah, he's probably close to size. All right, I got a, I got a, this is a great Bible verse for today. Speaking of leftover food and luggage. Luke 9, 16, and 17, taking the five loaves and two fish and looking up to heaven, he gave thanks and broke them. He being Jesus. Then he gave them to the disciples to distribute to the people. They all ate and were satisfied, and the disciples picked up 12. basketfuls of broken pieces that were left over.

Don't leave nothing behind, boys. Can you imagine the Apostle Phil? I'd have been picking them up. And what he would have done with all the leftovers of feeding of the five-five. He would have ate them 12 baskets. If you would have been back then, it would have been Jesus feeds the 8,000 because he went and found more people in his suitcase and in his travels. So that's my Bible verse of the day.

Leftover food. Hey, Jesus, Jesus instruct. people to pick up their leftovers. I can beg it. Thank you. All right. We'll see y'all next time right here in the duck call room. We're out.

Thank you.