Duck Call Room - 'Duck Dynasty' Stole Justin Martin's Honeymoon & His Wife is Still Mad

Episode Date: May 26, 2026

Wives Alyson and Brittany join the boys for an episode of The Newlywed Game that turns into a marriage check-in full of beige flags, quirky habits, and vacation dreams. Brittany reminds Martin that ��Duck Dynasty” filming stole their honeymoon years ago, and now she’s ready for a real trip with big options on the table. Alyson wins “Wife of the Year” for the genius birthday gift that launched John-David’s hot dog summer. Hunter hosts an interview that puts everyone on the spot over lost keys, stubborn streaks, dramatic moments, movie crying, and who really knows their spouse best. Duck Call Room episode #555 is sponsored by: https://myphdweightloss.com — Find out how Godwin is losing weight! Visit the website or call 864-644-1900 and mention "Godwin" to get 2 weeks free in the program! https://storyworth.com/duck — Order RIGHT NOW and save up to $20! https://fastgrowingtrees.com/duck — Get 20% their first purchase when using the code DUCK at checkout. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey y'all, it's Kelly Clarkson with Wayfair. Ever order furniture online and wonder what if? Like, what if it doesn't hold up? That sofa was four days old. You should have ordered from Wayfair. With Wayfair, there's no what if. Just style you love and quality you can trust. Visit Wayfair.com.

Wayfair, every style, every home. Welcome back to the Duck Call Room, ladies and gentlemen. We have a unique episode. We are Scieless. No, Sy. Not sylis. Turn it off now. But to replace him, we found people just.

is kooky. They're back. Our wives, baby. It's the wives episode. It's the wives. We do have something a little fun planned for today. We'll get to here in a little bit. We're going to play a newlywed game,

even though we've been married 11 years, or we'll be 11 in a few short days. I was making sure today's date. How long y'all? What if it was your anniversary today? What were you going to do? I knew it wasn't today. There was a real chance it was within 72 hours.

But I knew it wasn't today. What are we at, Allison? 15 and a half. 15 and a half. Look at there. We're still celebrating half years. We're still young. Whoa.

We'll just catch up on some life stuff here recently. Allison, how's school teaching been? You're done with your first full year shaping our mind. It's summer now. It was a great first year, but I'm excited for summer. Yeah. What great did you teach? Second grade.

Second grade. Did you just try and whisper to me in the middle of that? I said, why are you shaking your head at me? You're doing that. I wasn't shaking my head. I was just listening. He does this thing where he does this all the time and he doesn't realize. And I shake my head?

Yes. And I'm like, what are you shaking your head at? And you're like, I'm not shaking my head. Well, to be fair, his whole body is shaking. I'm a fidgety person. Join the comment section. That red, white, and blue monster's already kicking in over there. I love the attempt at the whisper, though.

she's at the end of the table, the most, like, seen. And so she whispers into a microphone at me. Whispers into a microphone. Why are you shaking your head? I'm sorry, I'll try not to move. Oh, gosh, that was so funny. She is. You will actually explode if you don't move, though, won't you?

Like, all that energy. I got a new employee. And on his first day, I told him, all right, you're just going to shadow me, watch, learn. And at one point, you know, if I get a second, I'm just going to move. And so I just walked down the eye and walk back just to move. And he followed me. And I was like, I like this kid.

He follows instructions. But you don't have to follow me if I'm just moving. Because I can't stop moving. Young Gabriel. If you stop moving, it's a problem. Yeah. Yeah. I don't have that problem.

Second grade, fun, huh? They can't stop moving either. Oh, well, you're used to it. You feel right at home then. I do. There you go. Allison did win wife of the year. No offense, Brittany.

I couldn't give that award to you. news to me. Okay, rude. Because did you see what I got for my birthday? Oh, I did. And I'm still wondering why it hasn't come in here yet. I know. We've got to have to bring it.

My wife got me a hot dog roller, as you would see in a convenience store for my birthday. Where do you even find that? On Amazon. Of course. Get anything you want on Amazon. I would eat an uncomfortable amount of hot dogs if they were that readily available. So for his birthday, we had a hot dog rolling. dinner.

Yep. Yeah. That sounds delightful. It really does. They were just warm. That's the problem though. Because when you have like a hot dog party, you go out to your griddle, you, or your grill and you cook all the hot dogs and then you bring them in. Hot dog number two is not hot.

No. You're not wrong. If you have the weirdo with a roller at your home, they're all hot. It was really good. So do they, will it like blister them? Yeah, if you want to. It has, it has, it has. Temperature control.

Oh, praise. Back rollers and front rollers. And so you cook warmer. Yeah. You put the front, the back rollers on like 400 and get them suckers cooked. Then you bring them forward to the front rollers where you got a nice balmy 175. And it just keeps them at 175 the whole time. July 4th is going to be awesome.

It's going to be what we like to call a banger. It's going to, it's a hot dog summer. You've heard of white boy summer. Get ready for hot dogs summer Amazing. Yeah. Here's what I figured out. You casually mention to your wife that you want something.

Yeah. Then you just search it on Amazon a bunch for like a week. And it'll come up suggested. I'm just doing that. I'm just working the out. And then she was like, oh, yeah, I think he said that once. I got to be honest, I've never wanted one of the, or never knew that I wanted one of those till right now.

I'm an innovator. Yeah. I think I might have one built in something. day. Like, if I ever hit the lottery? I'm seriously considered because we always go to Chattanooga for July 4th of order morning and having a ship to the Wheeler's house. Actually, that you know what they would call you? A good friend. Yeah. And I'll just leave it there. Like, it's a party gift. Like, here you go. That's a good idea. Y'all host parties all the time. You go to a 4th of July party this year and you're listening to this podcast. Do not bring hot dogs.

Bring the roller and the hot dog. What a boss. Because I'm just thinking. Just be the life of that point. Like you blister them on the grill real quick and then you move them to the roller. And they stay perfect. That's what I'm saying. That's the move. That's a good idea too. To get that grill flavor.

That's the juice. Calm down, Pioneer Woman. Ooh, that nice grill charcoal. You got to have some grill marks. You don't like hot dog? I don't like hot dog. Really? Yeah.

You watch that how it was made or something? No, I just never have liked them. But I do like sausage dogs. Speaking of hot dogs, Joey Chestnut, although on probation. he will be there July 4th. Oh yeah, for his misdemeanor assault charge. They're going to let him go. They're going to let him punch somebody, I guess.

They're going to let him defend his title. But I guess Hunter's in charge of this episode. Hunter, are you ready for newlywed game stuff? Are you ready for Instagram clips and for all of us to go to marriage counseling? I have like nine interview questions if you want to start there. You're in charge, Hunter. Hey, you just fire. Hunter's about to get married.

Do you need some advice? Wait, what? No, no. She may listen to this. Time out. We don't need to, we don't need that kind of spoiler alert. No. It's not a spoiler alert.

I did not pop the question. I'm just trying to put some pressure on the boy. She's moving back. Now we have a girlfriend. To hear? Yes. Okay, y'all went too far. You went too far.

I was just messing with him. What? His, uh... Whoa. He's done. Hunter can't breathe. He's done. I guess I have a girlfriend.

I've been dating her for a year. Lives in North Carolina. She's moving back. in August. And he's excited. Yeah. That's the whole story. That's the whole story.

Oh, questions. He said moving on. Moving on. Okay. We need a hunter cam. Am I really red right now? I feel really hot.

No. You're actually not. Just like sweaty. You're surprisingly not. I kept waiting for you to change. Please in the comment say we need a hunter cam. Yeah. So I have some couples themed questions that are going to progressively get a little bit more unhinged.

Oh, okay. Love and hensely. Sounds expensive. I like it. Let's go. Number one. Wait, who's answer? This is not newlyweds. Oh, we don't have to write this down. No, just topics. Just topics. Okay. Copy that. Okay. So if y'all were kids together, would y'all have been friends? Yeah, because Allison was like a cool dude when she was a kid. I was a tomboy. I got athlete of the year and everything. Would we have? Yeah, I think we would have been. Probably not.

Yeah, probably not. What? She was going to be in the crowd, and I was, even as a child, avoiding said crowds. I had to be everywhere doing all the things. I needed to be on a full-wheeler fishing. Oh, no, in high school, me and Allison probably wouldn't have been friends. I think we would have been. Oh, you do?

Yeah. You were part of the cool crowd, weren't you? I was hanging out with Hunter. And I mean that with all. Like, praise God. Because that's my people. We were watching Star Wars and stuff, and I don't think that was really your bag.

Those weren't the guys you hung out. I went to your high school reunions, all I'm saying. That's true. And I didn't have on a vineyard vines and loafers. Oh, you went to. Every one of them. That's not what they wore when we were growing up. Well, Brittany went to my reunion with me.

That was so much fun. Yeah. I got my trophy broken by a dear friend. On purpose. She walked up to him. What did you get the trophy for? Most unique job. That's cool.

They needed out of trophies. We didn't have any of that. That's because none of your friends were winners. And one of my best friends from high school just took it and went. Right in his face. The best part is it's a female. Yeah. What a rude person.

Shout out Rachel. Rachel ain't listened to this. I met her a couple. And we all took a. took a van together and I do believe we accidentally hit a cat on the way home. We did. Our designated driver hit a cat. Yeah.

It was quite a good time, ma'am. Sounds like it. That was, wow, that's been 13 years ago. Oh, we're old. Next question, Hunter. It feels like it was like, I don't like years ago, which is with the crazy part. Yeah, and I was last June, but that was actually not, I guess, for my reunion. That was for the school's 50th.

Yeah. School turned 50. Yeah. So they had little reunions for each decade. Oh, yeah. I hung out with a security garden. A direct quote, he said, yeah, bro, you're the only person here I'd hang out with. I was like, I get it.

Well, it was funny at ours because, you know, the people that hung out together were like the people that come together. Yeah. It's like, why did we have to come here? We were already doing this. Why did we all have to come here and still stand in our own little groups? Like, I mean, you know, it was good to see a couple of people made. I don't know. I don't even remember who I was there. I left there grateful for where I am today.

Oh, well, sometimes those things do make you feel better. There you go. You can get stuck at home feeling a little low, and then you can go and look. You're like, I'm doing all right. Turns out. That's a real butthole thing of me to say. Sorry. All right, Hunter.

Also true. If that one wasn't unhinged, boy, we're really going to get somewhere with this. We're going to make some people upset. I mean, who don't like to get fussed over? Because everybody's saying, how you're doing it? How you doing it? Oh, you better get off them shots, no. Ain't on the shots.

Ph.D. weight loss. How long have you been doing it? 15 weeks. I'm down about 32 pounds. Let me tell you what helps is the coach. She kind of holds you accountable, which is great. And gives you great advice, sends you an email or some tips you can do to help your body. Because this thing here works with your body's metabolism.

They want you to eat breakfast at by six. They want you to have a snack at 10, have your lunch at 12, and then a snack at 3, which they say is the most important. I love snacks. And 8 by 7 o'clock. What works once before doesn't always work again because your body fights weight loss every step of the way when it's under stress. Quick fixes like GOP1 drugs can work, but they don't always address what's causing the problem in the first place. Ph.D. Weight Loss works with you to develop a plan that works with your body. and focuses on restoring your metabolism so your body stops fighting you.

The goal isn't to lose weight once. It's to never have to start over again. Right now, call Ph.D. Weight Loss and mention, you'll get two weeks free in the program and they'll pay for your food. That's a $1,500 value completely free. Call $864644-1900 and say, Goan! Again, that's 864-644-1900 or visit my PhDwetloss.com.

What is your spouse's beige flag? A beige flag. Yeah, not all the way red, but not all the way green. Oh, so we're like not sure about it? Slate neutral. I have never heard that in my life. I've heard that. My beige flag for another red flags.

Wait, so what is a beige flag? It's like it's not a red flag or green flag. Okay. It's like, why would she do this? But she does it. Doesn't bother me. Doesn't tell me on it. I have no idea.

The answer. I have it. What? You will quite literally walk past a bathroom. To pee outside? To pee outside. Yep. Absolutely.

It doesn't necessarily bother me, but I'm just like the act of watching you walk past a bathroom. It's a beige flag. Is it? Yeah. I feel like that's a solid one. If Allison did that, it would be a red flag. Yeah. I would agree, but you're a guy.

So the beige flag for you. C.T and outside is one of the last. Life's perks. Allison washes the dishes before she puts them in the dishwasher. Oh, I do that too. So that would be my beige flag. Yeah. It's like we don't even need a dishwasher.

You've already... It's clean when you put it in there. You got to get the chunks off and stuff. That's understandable, but it's literally clean. I rarely use soap when I do that. I don't use soap. Yeah, you just rinse them off. Yeah.

Soap's a myth anyway. All you needs water. I can't think of a beige flag. Bayes flag. that I don't know. I'm going to go with she still says Rocky Top in public. Absolutely. You'll just say that in public?

All day, every day. That's neither. That's neither hearing or there. Rocky Top. Not a green flag. You'll always see. Or of an orange flag, I suppose. You just see somebody orange and you just.

Oh, yeah. Say it. Oh, yeah. I got to remind them. Tennessee fans talk to each other, man. See them in an airport. Oh, in an airport. Rocky Top, you know, all the thing.

I was loving you wearing that. a sea hat for a little while. I like that hat. It's a good hat. But if I'm in an airport and see somebody in the Saints hat, I'll go, who'd it and just keep walking? Well, there you go. Yeah, same. Bage. What's Hunter's beige flag? Hmm. Why did you raise your eyebrows and get that nervous? His wonderful T-shirt collection. You do have a solid T-shirt collection.

Oh, thanks. What's next, Hunter? Got any more brain busters? Yeah. What drink do you think encapsulates each other's spirit? It encapsulates each other's spirit. That is such a deep question about... Encapsulates the spirit of my wife in refreshment form. It's so wild.

Never thought about it like that. I have mine. Oh, okay. When you mix them all together and you just don't know what it's going to taste like. Oh, a mystery drink. Back in those days, we thought that a suicide. Yeah. I'm a little bit of Dr. Pepper Mountain Booth.

I knew that's what it was called, but I didn't... I didn't really want to say that because I'm not what I can't wait to hear hers for me. I'm just trying to keep this as unhinged as a, or hinged. What is it? I'm trying to keep this as beige as possible. Yeah. I don't know. Chocolate milk. Coffee? Chocolate milk. Yeah. Yeah, I instantly think of coffee when I think about her. When have I just got me a good glass of chocolate milk? But you know what? It's good. for you and it's delicious. Is it good for you?

I'm good for you and delicious. Is that what you're saying? Oh, nice. Have you ever been sad about chocolate milk? No, you're right. Every time you see it, you're like, hmm, this is awesome. Nice recovery. I have no idea how to answer this question.

Yeah, I'm coffee sucks. Why would I say, like, I get that she likes it. But, I mean, coffee is like, hey, it. Coffee energizes you. It gets you going. And tastes like crap. That tastes like. I don't like this, but I do it because it's good for me.

That's what coffee encapsulates. Because it gets me going. I don't need nothing to get me going around her. See, I'm coffee. I get you going. I may be old, but I ain't dead. You all. Martin?

A spicy, bloody Mary. Yeah. Huh. Because it'll hurt you. Got a little bit of fire in it. A little sass to it. Yeah. But can keep you chill.

Yeah. Good way to start. your day off. Yeah. It's not a good one. Spicy, spicy, bloody Mary. There you go. Brittany?

I'm thinking tap water. Pretty regular old dude. Pretty dull. Going back to those flags, pretty beige. Yeah. Tap water is kind of like, that's pretty solid, actually. I don't even go with Desani?

Smart water. Smart water. Yeah. Because it's purified. He's smart water He's not purified I have been purified He has been purified

But he is not I vote smart water I'm cool with it You're very smart You are And there's a lot on the label That body like it tells me About smart water

That I'm never gonna read Power 8 zero Oh man I definitely ain't zero That's for sure At least you aren't just What were you A little bit of everything

Oh yeah I'm like that awful Coca-Cola Freestyle machine Yeah. Where you're getting stuff you don't even want. That actually is awful. That thing's the worst. Never taste right.

That's hilarious, though. All right, Hunter. So far, we're not in trouble yet. I'm about to be. If you could pick a celebrity to third will your date, who would it be? The Pioneer Woman. This is easy, yeah. The Pioneer Woman.

Hey, Drummond. Come on down. We'd love to take you out to dinner. Yeah. And by that, we mean we want you to cook for us. Yeah. She's big in our house. Oh, man.

The pioneer woman is also a hit in our house, but I got to say Ella Langley for him. Who's Ella Langley? Oh, I'm an Ella fella. Who's that? I've heard of her. She sang that she was in Texas song, man. Yeah, choosing Texas. I've never chose Texas.

I've never seen this person in my life. I'm so behind the time. We just asked for a celebrity. She is very... Hold on. We asked for a celebrity. And me and Alice were like, we got you one. She's a lady that owns a ranch in the middle of Oklahoma and makes good lasagna.

That's where I'm at in life. So when you're talking about some 20-year-old singer, I ain't got it. I'm an L-O-Fella. He is an L-Fella. I'm not denying that. Are you inviting her on the day? Is that why you want me to get bangs? No, I just said that about time out.

There comes trouble. I said that about banks because what do you say every time you do it? Don't let me do this again. Thank you. And I long for the opportunity to have that conversation for the fourth time of why. Oh, it's coming. The last time was different. I was pregnant.

I was in a different state. Don't let me do it again. I'm awkwardly growing them out. See, those are the fun conversations. Yeah. That's fun. Hey, remind me not to do that again. Zoe Day Chale does one thing next day.

Allison's got bangs, you know? I know. We were watching New Girl. I do love New Girl. Invite her instead of Ree. That show is so. She's fun, but I want a lasagna. Hey, my life's fun enough.

I don't need other things. I want to be Ray Drummond's child and her just cook me food. Just bring it out there on the farm. You should adopt us. Have a little picnic. I mean, Big Dave does well. Yeah, I suppose. We could throw in Ray on Tuesday nights, that'd be tight.

Yeah, y'all Sunday evenings are pretty jamming on the food department. I'm attracted to food. I'm cool with that. If that's who you want to bring, let's go. We're foodie. And she's a basset hound lady. She's just wonderful. She's got some cows.

I ain't so sure about that, but I ain't taking care of no cow. The cowboy does. Yeah. And I'm not one. What if she wants to ride a horse? Nope. Mrs. Drummond, I politely declined. If you were a bug.

No, if your spouse was a bug, what bug would they be? Oh, a bug. These are weird questions for sure. If Allison was a ladybug Oh you would be a ladybug You wear a lot of red and white dear You do And people like ladybugs

They don't crush them That was awful sweet of you Yeah I had to jump out in front of that one Because bugs suck I don't really like yeah beat that Honeybee In charge of pollinating Like a sour bag

Making life grand But you know what? Crosser, you're going to get strong, Jack. That's a good one. Y'all take it. And they can fly. I'm not good at this. That's a good answer.

Ladies. Allison hates all bugs. Allison once killed a whole group of lady bugs just because they were bugs. A firefly, I like those. Am I a firefly bug? You're a lightning bug. That's an Ella song, I think. And I catch you in my mason jar.

Oh, and put you in a kitchen to die. Suffolk. It's over. I've tried that. I don't believe that. I put holes in the top for them. She'll hold you hostage.

Weirder and weirder. On the next Netflix documentary. You know who? And I just thought about this just now. Brittany's already making herself laugh. She's kidding. It's only going to be funny if y'all know what I'm talking about.

Have you ever seen them? A bug's life? Yes. Yes. Oh, yeah. That's rude. The centipede that turns into the bug? Datafiller.

I can be a capitulet. Wait, can you get a picture of it? Oh, Hunter. I knew I should have plugged my computer. Do you think he looks like that bug? Yeah, do you remember what he looks like? Wait. It's not very nice.

This one? I can't unsee it now. If I shave, that's... He was just sitting over there like this, and I was like, oh my gosh. Yeah, if I shave... That's totally me. And he's very happy. But you know what?

I get to end up a butterfly. A beautiful butterfly. Yeah, there you. Y'all been watching a lot of bugs life? I have it. She must have watched. Dads are hard to buy for. Most Father's Day gifts end up getting thrown in a drawer.

But Storyworth is a year-long experience for your dad and a collection of stories your family can hold on to forever. That would be something so cool. I wish both my granddads have done that. My papa and my granddaddy. You know, that's something incredible. Because I remember those stories, but having them on paper, that'd be legit. Amen.

And now, like, even for me, being a father myself, that's a cool perspective. I mean, if we could have done that for dad before he passed, that, that would have been super deep. Each week, Story Worth is going to send your dad a question. He can respond with either an email, a guided phone call, or voice recording. It's designed to be simple so he can focus on the joy of remembering and reflecting. you can choose from pre-written questions, write your own, or let StoryWorth personalize them based on his life.

You'll get each story as he tells it, and after a year, the collection turned into a beautiful hardcover book, and the new Unlimited Plan is so great. It lets you buy once and add your whole family as contributors. But do y'all ever read something and read it like in their voice? So like if you're remembering something your dad does. Hey, look, I love Story Worth, and I know you will too.

This year, give Dad a gift that captured who he really is before the stories get harder to remember. Father's Day is Sunday, June 21st. Order right now and save up to $20 at storyworth.com slash... Save up to $20 at storyworth.com slash... Duck. Storyworth.com slash... Doug.

Hi, Donner. Do you guys want to move over to newlyweds? Yeah. Unless you got a great question. My next question was, if your relationship were a vegetable, what vegetable would it be? What kind of question?

Are these, Hunter? These are horrible. Also, a potato. What? You can do anything with a potato and it's always delicious. Oh, wow. Can you make mashed broccoli? No.

You can't. They sell it. Did they? Potatoes rule. French fries, awesome. Anyway, let's newlywed game it. In my defense, I was like, I want to look up like interesting questions that no one would ever think of.

The problem is that no one's ever thought of the answer to questions nobody's ever thought of. Yeah. Ruta Vega. I'm going to explain the rules real quick of newlyweds. Okay. So you explain the rules. Yeah, for the listeners too. Oh, yeah, good idea.

Are listeners from Mars? Well, this shows on TV. Okay. Let me do the thing. Let him host, man. Do the thing. You ask me to host. Let him have a Steve Harvey moment, man.

All right, newlyweds, both partners simultaneously write down their answers on the dry race boards and reveal them at the same time to see if they match. Your partners is your husband, wife. Yeah, okay, we got it. Me and Martin don't want to accidentally win this. So you can't look at each other's answers, which is why I separated you all. And points are awarded for the most matching answers. Okay.

That's right. Oh, this just turned into a competition. We get to win something? Yeah. What are we winning? I, well, you want something from the store? You want something? You don't, you know, you don't.

You don't get the, you don't get the Instagram real made about you. What you win is you don't get the embarrassing Instagram real made about you. I like it. I can probably babysit if that's what you're looking for. No. All right, Hunter. All right. Which couple would survive a camping trist?

trip best. Wait, what? Wait, time out. Like, out of us to. We have to pick one, bus? Yeah. If everybody doesn't get a point for this. And if my answer matches Allison's answer, we get a point?

So we're picking from, like, I either write them or us. Yeah. Okay. All good? Yeah. Show the camera. Martin and Brittany for sure. Okay, yeah.

Okay, everybody gets a point. Everybody is not a dummy. When we show the camera. Are you kidding me? We'd starve to death. Martin'd be over there knowing what plants to eat, and I'd be like, whatever, and then we'd be a poison. And be drinking just water from a ditch.

Maybe he'll get in the mud. I won't, like, she'll wade in that water with the gators. Oh, I don't like where this question is going to. I know, and I. I heard Hunter. We're going to be, I bet we have different answers to. This is there'll be a problem. We don't even, me and Allison are so oblivia.

Me and Allison are still scared of going camping. We didn't even realize y'all moved on. No, we didn't, but Hunter started one. So here we go. Okay, Hunter, let's hear it. Who apologizes first after an argument? This is the easiest point we've ever gotten. Allison.

Good? Yep. Correctamundo. Allison still hadn't apologized for anything in 15 years because she's an only child. Also, hold on. Y'all wrote her. I over-apologize sometimes. Do you not apologize, Martin?

No, it just takes a little bit more convincing. What's with the people that won't apologize, Brittany? I don't know. I mean, Allison. Does it admit when you're wrong? Allison, have you ever been wrong? I'm not wrong. He can't stand being wrong or losing.

I don't like losing. That's for sure. What's wrong with the words? I'm sorry, Martin. Nothing's wrong with the words. What's wrong with the words? I'm sorry, Allison. I don't know.

Does it roll off the tongue? I don't think I got much practice Growing up She's an only child Firm Practice makes perfect We know each other well Are you keeping score?

Yes, two to two Everybody's good so far Which husband would get scammed online I have to write Martin or John David Yeah, can I write Allison? She has before Yeah, can I write Brittany I bought Birkenstocks.

She tried to buy a hunting license one time and ended up somewhere in India. Yeah, it was weird. You should have seen the Birkenstock. Allison once bought Birkenstocks online and it was for a chance to win them. It was the, and I called somebody, I don't, yeah, I don't think either of us are getting scammed.

Oh, but I'm smarter than you. Okay, hold on. Ian Allison both wrote Martin and you and. Can I give you, can I tell you why I did? You visit a lot more shady websites. I do. Looking for sneakers. I'm not getting scammed, though.

Well, I'm not saying, I'm just saying there's a potential. I'm pretty, can we go back? Can we go back to my beige flag and being tap water? The risk factor. That's why I'm just saying. I just wrote your name because I refuse to get scams. I don't think you're getting scammed, but I know I'm not. That's why I.

But they both believe in us. Yeah, that's good. Hey, we're choosing to three. Man, this is going way better than I thought it would. Pretty easy question. I'll answer the opposite. Pretty easy question. Yeah, let's go.

Who is the most dramatic? Oh, God. Of what? Of what? The relationship or in the whole room? Let's go within the whole room. What? This is about our marriage.

I don't know who these people are. Well, I mean, once again, he's pulling out the real easy questions. There's tap water over here. Are we showing? Yeah, okay. Me and Brittany, come on. We don't have to show them. We all knew that answer

That's why I said Should we make this one the whole room So we can choose between me and Brittany I would make everybody choose Yeah like Let's at least make us choose I don't really care As long as the answers match

Yeah well we all match there I think you know we're a couple It's to see if we know each other I don't know them as like deep in there I don't know what they do at their house Allison She called me I'm here to win.

Allison, she called me tap water. I called her a spicy bloody Mary. Let's use context exclusive. We're the other half of each other's teeter-totter. Meanwhile, Allison's milk, and I'm everything on the menu just tossed in there. Even throw some ketchup and mustard in there. Some of these questions answer themselves. I was just trying to up the difficulty by trying to figure out if me or Brittany's...

And make us pick between y'all. Hey, y'all can if y'all want. Okay, we'll see. We'll go. Yeah. We're still down. What you got? Who starts the most projects?

Who starts the most projects? Who finishes the most projects is a different answer. It's so fast. That's because there's one thing I'm not and it's a project, man. Yeah, I did a project today. We both wrote down our wives. I guess this is way more fun when you barely really know each other. This isn't a new one.

That's when newly went. This isn't for over a day. decade of being together. Yeah, this is easy. Yeah, we didn't even like, I guess we're all pretty honest with ourselves. Mm-hmm. Hey, no lies here, ma'am. No pride.

Who loses their keys the most? Oh, goodness. And if y'all need this to be, like, everyone in the room. No, no, no. Let's go a couple here. I don't even know where my keys are right now, and I drove here. I just, good? Yeah.

Oh, we took the lead. A tie between you and I? Have you? How many keys have you dropped in a lake? One and it wasn't me. Twice. One and it wasn't me twice. Who ask every day, have you seen my keys?

Do you know where my phone is? Who asks every day? Do I know where keys are phoned is? That's not me, though. Hey, don't even waste your time on one of those little tile things. Oh, have you, do you know how many times I've heard the ringer from a an Apple watch to a phone looking for said phone. I didn't know where they were.

And it's a time. No. And it's a ta- Brittany. Brittany. You can't. We're waiting. And I do want to say something because we've had a lot of therapists in the room.

Why did you not want to admit that that one was you? What do you mean? You wrote Ty even though you knew it was you. How does that make you feel? That's fine. I just, I guess I feel like I had to take him down with me. You know? Can I ask you, wait, where am I in this?

Yeah, that was fun. Sorry. You wrote Ty. Hit us again. Did you think he was going to write Ty? No, but I was kind of hoping because that would have been cool. Yeah. That's true.

Ty, I'd like the biggest cop out of it. I was like, what if he writes Ty too? I mean, and that way, it's like, just pick me then. I thought you were going to take a little accountability for all the times that you've lost your keys. To be fair. Here's what I'll say. I've always found my keys. You lost lost.

Well, here's what I say. Mine did not come back. Yeah. My two keys did not come back. I've never. The other ones are just misplaced on a daily basis. Like, have you seen the orange keys? Now, Allison knows exactly where our keys are.

In my green pouch and my bag. Man, you know what's good about the type of weather we're having you? You go out there in your yard. You're not sweating. It actually makes yard work fun. And you know what makes yard work more fun? Having the right stuff in your yard. And that's why our friends over at fast growing trees help out.

whichever type a person you are, whether you love yard work or you hate it, fast growing trees has the tools you need to make it look like a professional job. Fast growing trees is America's largest and most trusted online nursery with thousands of trees and plants and over two million happy customers with over 6,000 plants to choose from like fruit trees, flowering trees, shrubs. There's guaranteed to be something perfect just for you. They actually help you pick what will grow where you live. So you're not just guessing.

Use the zone finder. It's simple. Click it. Order it. plant it. Everything shows up healthy with their alive and thrive guarantee. And if you don't have a green thumb, it doesn't matter because fast growing trees, plant experts will walk you through it. Fast growing trees makes it easy to get your yard looking right without making it a whole ordeal and saving you a ton of money. Look, I got them two cherry trees. We haven't cherry pie next year.

They no doubt my mom. I love a good cherry pie, but you know what also love? A green giant because we're blocking out that substation. There you go. That ice storm took out my trees, but I got to a new fence on a way. And right now they have great deals on spring planting essentials up to half off on select plants. And listeners to our show get 20% off their first purchase when using the code at checkout. That's an additional 20% off better plants and better growing at fast growing trees.com using the code at checkout fastgrowing trees.com code. Now's the perfect time to plant. Let's grow together. Use to save today offers valid for a limited time terms and conditions may apply.

All right, y'all are one up. We're winning, Dan. Who is more likely to cry in a movie? Easy, peasy, lemon, squeezy. Allison ain't ever cried in a movie. And we all got it right again? All these questions are like, who are the overly emotional ones of the relationship? Because I really was, like, I've been crying more lately.

You've been crying more lately? Yeah, like in movies and stuff. What's the most recent movie you cried in? Well, what's the most recent movie we watch? That's good. I don't. Harry Potter? That's the most recent movie we watched.

I don't think I cried in Harry Potter. The Dementers. I don't think I cried. I hope you didn't cry on Harry Potter, you weirdo. Did you cry in the Lion King? Absolutely. I mean, yeah, but when's the last time I watched that? Your son was in the play, not too long.

Well, I cried in the play watching him. Okay, I'm proud of you. Because he touched me. I was proud of him. But did you cry when Mufossa died? Well, not in the play. What? I did cry in American Idol auditions, like recently.

Yeah, those stories touch me. Oh. I don't know. That's a weird one, babe. You cried in the auditions to America? Yeah. That is the only good part of the show. That's the great part.

They have their stories and stuff, and then you see them, like, they're stuttering in real life, and they sing and they don't stutter and it's like, go be somebody. Very encouraging. All right. Well, hey, I still motivating. Yeah.

I don't know. I'll cry in a Bell South commercial, so. It's a dumb and dumber reference. I'm sorry. Hunter, what's next? I cry a lot. Y'all are one up. Who takes longer to tell a story?

Oh, gosh. I don't know. That's a good question, Mal. That is a good. question. My answer is locked in in case you're driving down the road listening. Mine's locked in too. There we go.

We're right. Hey, Brittany, you're the answer to all these questions, which is a little concerning. Well, she was the answer to all my problems. I know. And y'all? Have you all ever heard Allison tell a story? Nope. A lot of detail. Like it's the Lord of the Rings or something. Her mom is the same way. It's like, bro, I don't care what the person in front of you ordered in this story.

Just get to the person. I have to tell Sissy's sometimes. Told me more details. Yeah, but same. Yeah. I knew that was coming back on us when you brought that up. I said, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I want to know all the details.

Why? Because I like details. Does Allison ask, well, why didn't you ask? Think of a good book. Why didn't you ask? But there's literally a saying, like, let's not get bogged down in the detail. No, let's see. get bogged down in the details.

The details matter to them. They sure do. In decor, in food, in conversation. Did you say in decor? Check. Yes. You ain't decored nothing in your life. I'm saying. Our wall's been blank for 15 years. It's the little things. You ain't even know how to hang up a picture. Bays. Yeah, I'm about to learn.

Bays. That is a beige flag. Doesn't decorate nothing. Bage. I don't really either, though. Like there's people with old degrees in, what's that called? Interior decorate? Interior design. Interior design.

And Allison's like, nope, just paint that wall white. A minimalist. Yeah. That's what we do. We're minimalist, I guess. I don't know. She is. You ain't ever worried about me putting nothing up on a wall.

And then she'll tell you the whole story about every screws she looked at and how it didn't work right. I'm not there. I'm not through a bunch of screws away today. Oh, from the junk girl? Yeah. How'd you know she cleaned out our drunk door? Well, where else would you have a bunch of random screws? Allison, we got to win this.

Who's the most stubborn? Oh, snap. This is where the podcast ends, folks, if the answers are different. Hey, we even put an exclamation points. We should get some kind of bonus for that. No, bonus. Martin is the most stubborn. Can we get a point back for that?

She wrote him, he wrote me. I wrote Allison, she wrote me. That was easy for us, though. Yeah. She has no brothers or sisters. She was not trained in relationships. Y'all are kidding all of these. Did you think we wouldn't, Hunter?

All these are just either or. I didn't see were these, though, some of these, like if you were less than a year into marriage, but really. These aren't for like veteran marriages. That's kind of funny. Yeah, we've been through the fire. I'm sorry, I didn't look up the rules to veteran marriage.

I'm pretty disappointed. Geriatric marriages. I'm pretty disappointed that I haven't got to write make whoopee. Oh, yeah. Wasn't that one of like always on the newlyway game? Back in the day. Before your time, Hunter. Who gives the worst directions?

Who gives the worst directions? Who's giving directions anymore? We all got iPhone. Hmm. Who gives the worst direction? You answered? I did, but I regret it. Okay.

Yeah, because you're not good with detail. Yeah, but you don't know where anything is. I know. I wasn't sure, like, I don't know. I don't really ask you for directions. What's funny is that technically y'all's boards did match, but meant completely different things. What?

We both wrote me. Yeah. I would say y'all got it wrong. Oh, yeah, we got it wrong. Y'all are up. Aw. Maybe when y'all get to year 15, you'll be able to answer these. Wait, why do you all, why?

We are both just saying you stink of directions. Yeah. No, I mean, I'm very good at them, but I know. know if I'm trying to tell her. No, I'm saying I know how to get around. But if I'm trying to tell her, it's hard for me to communicate because I'm using stuff that's been here since 1992. I'm like, turn by that. And she's like, where the heck is that? And I'm like, I don't, I just know where it is. So it's hard for me to, it's hard for me to do that. To get around town sometimes. Yeah. And Monroe Westman, are you using app to get around town? And see, for me,

Even when we get to Nashville, I rarely turn on directions. So it's like if it's places we've been, I remember how to get there. It's just a weird. It's a weird knack. But for me to tell you how to do it, I can't tell you how to do that. That's why I said I give the worst. Allison just doesn't know where anything is. He's horrible at giving directions on anything, on how to do something, on where to go.

I'm not a great teacher. No, horrible teacher. I'm more of a get out of the way and let me do that. I hope I am. Yeah. I'm not very good at team. That's actually a bad deal that we just wrote that you're the worst. giving directions and you're the teacher.

Well, hey, that's different. Like, directions on how to do something. I give way too much detail, I guess. That is true. But how to get somewhere. When she tells me to do something, I'm like, just give it a rest. I don't need to step by step. You're pretty.

Well, don't be mad at me. I was for him. Oh, okay. What about I say? I chose myself. I know, you got another one? All right. Last one.

Oh, y'all won. No, this was worth five points. we get it right we're on the down we haven't missed one i just wanted that to be clear yeah who says we don't need that but buys it anyway oh god this is tough because alison just bought me a hot dog roller for my birthday well it was and i think we can discuss a do we need to have discussion about want to nage real quick yeah and i don't think i've ever in that this is the tough part alison is your answer locked in it is okay i'm gonna go through my thought there's no pressure because we won yeah that's true but it is pressure

to go that we haven't missed. Yeah. My problem is I'm definitely the buys it anyway guy. Right. But I also would never say we don't need that because we need it. For sure. Yeah, but yeah, I get what you're saying. I don't be giving no hints to that answer.

But I'll also like. We've already answered. If I say we don't need that, I don't buy it. Yeah. Yeah, we're going to go undefeated here. Okay. Ready? No, we got to wait for them.

Martin. Okay, let's go ahead while Martin thinks. We win. Yeah. I was really trying to make it her, but I knew it was me. Yeah, he won it. I was really trying to make it hurt. I mean, I didn't write.

I'm a, well, I just like, I buy stuff. Yeah, me too. If I need it, I need it. That's why I'm such, just like you, I'm a hard guy to get gifts for. Because the gifts that I want are very beige. And I love giving gifts. And mundane. I want socks.

You all are the same person. I want socks and underwear. I'm beige too. Yeah. I mean. Bunch of tap water. Chocolate milk. I guess chocolate milk is better than skim milk.

I said chocolate just to jazz it up. Sick. Oh, yeah. Oh, boy. Oh, well, Allison, I'm kind of proud of us. Oh, yeah. Congrats, guys. We did not miss one of those questions.

Congrats. I'm not upset about any of the ones we miss. Yeah, I'm not either. I consider them very much toss-ups. Look, y'all know the duck call room believes in a good night's rest and sleep sets the stage for the rest of your day. It's the time when your body quietly goes to work to heal your mind and body, steady your mood, and generally restore your energy so you can show up at work, home, and throughout life, rested and ready. When sleep feels like a struggle, it affects everything, your energy, your focus, your patience, your productivity. they all depend on getting high quality sleep.

If you've noticed changes in your sleep patterns or experience symptoms like snoring or excessive daytime tiredness, sleep doctor can help you find your way back to great sleep. Sleep doctor moves past the guesswork to help you understand exactly what's happening while you're asleep so you can stop powering through the day and start living in it. Sleep doctor offers guidance and solutions for all your sleep problems. If you're someone who feels like you're doing everything right, eating healthy, working out, taking supplements, but you still wake up exhausted. Your sleep might be worth paying attention to.

A sleep consult with a licensed sleep expert or a clinical grade home sleep study provides the professional insights you need to uncover the root of your fatigue. The test is a simple and affordable alternative to a sleep lab and can be completed in your own bed over one night. No more guessing, just clear answers and a path back to the rest you deserve. If you've been overlooking your sleep while optimizing everything else. This may be the missing piece. Visit sleepdoctor.com to stop guessing about your sleep and take the first step to waking up, rested and ready. That's sleepdoctor.com. I was worried that Hunter's questions were going to be a little tougher though. Yeah, those were pretty. Right. Like open-ended questions.

Like, pretty well, like. Yeah, if you could pick one place, where would you go or something? Yeah. What? Like for like an anniversary trip or something. Yeah. But we would get that right to see when I do it. What? Justin still owes me a honeymoon. Where would I go?

Where are y'all going? If y'all were in one place. Wait, what did you just say, Brittany? Justin still owes me a honeymoon. We're about to get it wrong. You said we'd get it right. Hey. Go get a pizza and make out in Italy.

That's how we roll. We like pizza. going to go to the motherland of it. Let's all go together, though, for real. Not as good as you think. I'm better. I'm going one day. I wanted to go for our 15, but I got a job, so.

I'm going with you when you go. What? We're going. Y'all are going out to eat dinner tonight. Yeah, but also Italy. Then I'm going on your honeymoon. That's fun. What?

I think group honeymoons are fun. Let's go. Hold on. On our honeymoon, we really did hang out with three other couples the whole time. Yeah. One even spent the night at our house. Thrashers.

I told him I was totally open to a friend's honeymoon. Mm-hmm. A friend's honeymoon. Yeah. Well, then you've been on a honeymoon. Oh. If you...

I'm not into that then. There went that Trump card. Yeah, I take that back. Oh. Yeah. Well, where do you want to go, Brittany? Let's unpack this. So y'all...

Brittany? Didn't go on a honeymoon. Mm-mm. Yeah, I don't. Duk Dynasty. Yeah, middle of film and Duck Dynasty. And so where do you want to go? I want to go to Italy or Ireland or...

For your honeymoon? Nothing says romance like Ireland. Yeah, like a trip. Like a grave, like a grave rainy. Yeah, just a bunch of rain and mashed. If we went somewhere, what I really want to do is go to the beach or like an all-inclusive or something, but he can't, he'll be like, he'll complain the whole time. Why would you?

I don't come along. Not a big guy. This is where we've been trying to get. I hate sand. I do hate sand. We're socks. Huh? At the beach?

You've never worn socks on the beach? John David does? Do you really? Yeah, it keeps the sand out. Remember your time? Wait. No, we're still good in there. Yes, it's a thing.

There's no way. Yes. I have photographic evidence that I wear socks on the beach. Our group text with the people we went to Cabo with is called socks on the beach. Because they were confused because I just walked down there at my socks. Well, I don't. rightfully so to be Do you throw said socks away?

Do you buy like trip socks and those are disposable? Like you run through a pair and throw them back? You're not. You just go put them in a pool. Oh wow. I couldn't do that. I mean, your feet do get very wrinkly. Yeah, I couldn't.

It's better than sand. I want none of that. I love the sand in between my toes. It's a good petty. I don't want anything between my toes. I love it. I can't wait to put my toes in the sand in July. There you are going.

going to the beach. Oh, but, but you, but like when we went to, on our all-inclusive honeymoon, there was, there was rocks on the beach. No beach. We just said by the pool. There was a beach, but it was December, so we didn't get in because it was cold. So we didn't really go to the beach. We hung out at the pool. Also cold. Yeah, we didn't get in the water. I don't think we ever got in the water. I did. Uh, there was, uh, there was a lot, hold on, you're not off the hood. We're in 59 minutes, man. Nah, something that was boring. You had to cut it out. So Italy or Ireland? Ireland or so far you haven't really hit a great one.

The Disney World and Tokyo. What? Kind of weirdo goes to Disney World and Tokyo for their honey? No, this is just for a fun trip. Not for our honeymoon. We're talking about their honeymoon. It's happening now. Yeah, we never got one.

So we're going to get one, although she's clearly got a bunch. And Hunter's going to babysit. Friend honeymoon's her. I don't know. I'm just kidding. So anywhere else? I got to get a passport for that. So you mean like in the United States?

You don't have to. I'm just pointing out of... I don't even have a star on my driver's license. We can't fly. Oh, yeah, you can. They just charge you now. Oh, okay. If you don't have the star.

Yeah, you go there. You pay 45 bucks. Because you never know when you're going to need to flee the country, you know what I mean? Yeah. I always have to be weird. Bays people are very well. about fleeing the country. She's got to go back for sure.

Yeah. No. What? You just never know. Why would you not know? I'm just saying you don't. Things can change in an instant. You have to be prepared.

And it has been eating me alive that my like passports expired and I don't even have a star on my license. I can't fly. You can. Friend, if it is so dire that we have to escape, I'm not getting on a plane. I am. Where are you going? I don't know yet. Italy?

Not now because now they'll look for me there. Who's looking for you? Maybe I am going to go to Italy because then maybe they won't look for me there now. Too obvious, right? Yeah. What is she talking about? I'm not real sure. I told you, we could have stopped two minutes ago.

You're the one that kept us going on. I was just trying to go further down. Nobody else. I don't want to go on vacation. I guess y'all can go to Ireland and eat some mashed potatoes and roast beef. I want to go to a beach. In Ireland? No.

Jeez. This is what I do for fun. Problem is I get to the beach. I go book a fishing trip. Yeah, he can't like sit still and relax. Oh, that's the worst part of the beach. I'm not a roaster. Sitting.

I'm not a hot dog weenie on that machine. I don't do well with. And I'm not saying we have to stay out there all day every day. But she could. But I could, yeah. No, I can't. See, I can't. I'm surprised that you can.

Really? Yeah, because me and you are a lot of liking. Oh, she can shift to neutral when it comes to that, son. Oh, absolutely. I don't have a neutral. She can put her in neutral. No, I know how to beach. Yeah.

I don't. I've never figured it out. Not a big fan. I can beach. My dad is a parrot head. He's a Jimmy Buffett, all things, flip flops. Oh, see, I hate flip flops. I hate them, too.

I love flip flops. Fliplops are the worst. You can't wear socks. I like a sandal, but I don't like that thing in between my toes. but see you make fun of me for not liking sand between my toes yeah but that thing's like why why do they put that there that's annoying that's why I married you with sandal I hate a flip-flop I like there's one pair I like those underarmor fat tires no those were the most comfortable things I will

say I don't like looking at you in flip-flop oh well my feet are not flip-flop no like he looks like I'll give you that my feet are not aqua man like Aquabank's very handsome. But not that awkward. Or Aquabans toes. Do you have webbed toes? No, they're not webbed, but like they come to a point on the side that kind of like looks like he has fins on the side of his feet.

Are you a good swimmer? Really? No, I can stay alive. But I never understood swimming either. You swim down there, have to turn around and come back. I'm more of a waiter. He's a floater. I like swimming.

Yeah, walk out of hair about waist. deep and just chill. I ain't getting in the ocean, though. Me either. Walk out there and walk out there waist deep in the Gulf of America, T, T, T, and come on back. I go ankle deep. ankle deep. You just let it stream down your leg?

I can't. Like, I've tried, I can't do it. Like, I can't. So I just have to hike it up to the... That's why you got to start walking past a bathroom to go pee outside. You can't pee in the ocean? Nope, I've tried. It's weird if...

I can't do it. Brittany, can you pee in the ocean? Absolutely. And have done so many times. And, like, it's all. it's awkward because people know when you're going out there waist deep that you're peeing. Oh, yeah. That's what they're out there waist deep.

Yeah. I don't even go waist deep. Knee deep. Oh, well, good for you. Wow. I'm joking. That's what for you. Wow.

Good for you, Hover. I'll go way out there, like neck deep. I like getting right up. I like saying that house and you'll go get out of water and then I get right up next to her. All of a sudden the water gets warm. I know. That's what I would do to you. All right. Well, we got to go get our kids.

Verse of the day. Yeah. That's how deep we're going today, y'all. Show be your ways, Lord. Teach me your past. Guide me in your truth and teach me for you are God, my Savior, and my hope is in you all day long. Psalm 254 through five.

Ladies, thanks for being here, Allison. Amen. Thanks for being married to me, and we won. Congratulations, John won. We won. Bair and square. I'm not even going to argue. He hates saying nothing.

How could you argue that we, There's no possible Oh, he could find a way I'd figure out something Did you not realize I was the most stubborn? I could figure out a path But yeah, I'm good.

Y'all won. Congratulations. Now you made me mad And I want to play again. It's a harder question. Well, we'll have to do it again. We do need harder questions. We'll see y'all next time

right here in the duck car room. We're out. Bye.