Duck Call Room - Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years

Episode Date: January 9, 2025

Uncle Si will miss his buddy Godwin as he’s leaving Duck Commander behind once and for all. The boys cast their votes for the perfect snack goodie bag, and Martin tries a Yoo-hoo chocolate drink for the first time ever. John-David has a bone to pick with people who celebrate their birthdays more than once a year, and Si actually does have a favorite video game! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's going on out in the world? Oh, boy. The real world. Welcome back to the duck call room. I was wondering what's going on with the world. I forgot my computer, so I can't even tell you. Oh, he's got his computer. Where is your computer?

It's in the office. You're lost. You're lost. I feel a little naked. He feels naked. The good news is you don't look naked. So I guess there ain't anything that we need to know about? Nope.

I mean, there is one thing that's probably not news. but it is newsworthy. What? Where's that? Well, Gobbin, I figured you'd know. What? You don't know, Gowin? I don't know.

Gobwin, do you want to say it or do you want us to say it? Oh, John, God, I know what it is. Godwin joined the squad. Yeah. Johnny Deacon now add you to the group text. Do you want in on it? The list of former Duck Commander employees group text. John Gobwin, congratulations on your retirement.

Oh, he was hired. I don't know if retired people get on the group tax. It's all quit or fired on the group text. Yeah, that ain't me. I just, you know, 25 years, that's enough. That's enough. I mean, that's technically quitting. That's like waving a white flag.

I'm done. He's done. And I don't disagree. 25 years, that's tight, man. That's plenty. I'm ready to go fishing. Are you? It's awful cold today.

Well, yeah, you got a text message called Cropy Kirby. Oh. I'd love to scroll Goblins contacts. if one of them's called Cropy Kirby. Oh, yeah. Hey, he's one of them. Guy was like me. If you don't really remember them,

you put a description of them in the contact. Oh, well, you remember him. There you go. He's from St. Louis. Cropy. Oh, good. The city. But, God, when you're now like a week retired,

do you feel any different? Are getting a lot of home stuff done? Like what? Whatever Miss Paula says. Oh, boy. She's very demanding, so. Well, she ain't scared to talk. She's a little lippy.

She's a little lippy, boys, he said. But anyway, yeah, and I'm fished. I fished four days out of the six. Oh, man, I love it when a guy like Goblin returned. Man, I've been catching some goodings too. Heavy? I was surprised how quick the lake filled up. Oh, with all this rain?

They drained Arbonne every four years. for people to work on their stuff. And that rain, of course, I don't know. I was in Arkansas at the deer camp. It was a certified downpour. It's about four inches, three inches. It rained hard. A lot.

I don't know. Yeah, I don't. They filled up the duck holes plus some. Well, it brought it slowly brought it up, brought it up, brought it. And then this last one, it's back where it's supposed to be. Yeah, it's probably high muddy now. Oh, you can run now. So is that what to be?

the plan is? I've heard some people running. Rui, pao-w-w-w-w-h. I say, yeah, he could be idling there, buddy. Yeah. So is that the plan for retirement,

Godwin? I'm a droppy guide, yeah. So you're a croppy guide now. Godwin guides.com. Check it out. Awesome. Hey, you better catch the big ones? It's pretty good,

and yeah. For a Darbonne. So Godwin has moved on from Duck Commander, and everybody leaves Duck Commander and goes to the fishing industry, Martin. Yeah, it's because you're so miserable, hunting. I got to try something different. We got to try something different, boys.

Yeah. Oh, I'm fixing to do some, right here at the end. I'm going to do some duck honey. What, uh, what are you been doing at the deer camp? Seeing anything, killing anything? No. Well, I mean, we've been seeing, but not what we're going to kill. Okay.

Godwin, did I tell you what I got my dad? I go up there and start letting her out of some. them doze because my freezer's getting a little bit. Yep. There you go. Miss Johanna come over there with a Walmart sack and... She cleaned you out. Oh, I didn't know she's going to get that much.

Yeah. He said let the air out. Oh, man. Lauddy. I'll tell you what I got my dad for Christmas? Uh-huh. Technically, I guess he got it for himself because he paid for it since he owns the store that I took it from.

Yeah. I don't know how that works. I don't know. Like it's for Big Dave, should I buy something from the Honeyhole for Big Day? I don't know how that works. Advertisement. You write that off on an advertisement.

Well, I just, I went and just gave it to him. I got him, John, he'd been talking about how he wanted to John Gowland Cropy ride for Christmas. I was like, well,

you own like 30 of them. Yeah. But now he has one for himself. They're pretty old. But I did steal it from him to give to him. So I don't know how, but it's what he wanted. Yeah.

It's kind of like Robin. Hood? Not really. Reverse Robin Hood? No, because he was never poor. Back in the gap. Yeah, but I mean, not. Well, he ought to have one. He paid for it, you know.

Yeah, I mean, he might as well fish with it. But he don't like getting himself new stuff. The problem is, like, on your list of Christmas gifts for your dad, did you, like, price it at cost or at retail on? Oh. On how much he spent on your dad to get Christmas presents. That's the real. Oh.

You got the combos up there or just. single rod. We just ride factory, baby. Oh, man. That's 6495. 6495. We get them extra four pennies a dollar.

Oh, yeah, bad. Yeah, well, that's all. Oh, it's a great ride for the price. But big, big Dave, he's got one. He's taking it Wednesday. Is he? Where's he going? Who knows?

Somewhere muddy, I can guarantee. Yeah. Because it's muddy water around these parts. We got this winter storm. I went tipping around to the grocery store. Did you go somewhere this morning? Yeah, I went duck on this trip. What?

Yeah, it was terrible. It's too cold to be outside. No, I mean, I really wasn't that cold, but... Yeah, it was a little breezy. But I went last night because I had to get a couple things from grocery store. And these people were out there acting like it was some kind of snowpocalypse. Now, I get it. We ain't really had a true cold front all winter.

But y'all... I've never understood. Well, this isn't really that. I mean, I remember when I was a kid, it'd be 18 degrees for several. several day. Yeah, that's why I said. This was just a cold front. And everybody was out there, they had toilet paper stacked up, bread, milk.

I'm like, guys, come up. I mean, like. Why don't they do that? Ain't nobody got magazines no more? I don't know. Good night. They'll wipe your butt with in case everything. I got a bad day.

But no, we had our groceries delivered last night. And they didn't get there to like 9.45. I was like, what are these people doing? But that makes the grocery stores were under siege. from Martin and the other people afraid of the cold. I was just getting a couple of what I was about to cook.

Like I wasn't there to stock up. I was just getting dinner. I took two tomahawk steaks last night. Did you? Man, retirement sounds awesome. Was it good? Do you hold that handle up like this? Oh, I didn't even have to flip them with a deal.

I just grabbed that handle and flipped. I love it. Seared them. Good night. It took me a while to cook them. Did it? They bigging. That thing.

There you go. That's a big thing. Did you gnaw that bone? I sure did. I did. Then I gave it to Roger. Paula said, he can't tote that around. I said, watch he, and I dropped it on the floor.

He picked it up in the middle, went straight in the living room. Rogers is his dog, but he was making sure he didn't think it was a neighbor. We heard him go to the door and he's going through that dog door. he's beating his eyes off. Trying to figure out how to get in there. He went out there and Paula said, what's he doing? I said, he don't go back. He's buried it.

Yeah. By 30 minutes later, he went outside. I heard he come in with it. Yeah. He just nipping on just a little bit. He got there getting a little piece of it whenever he needs it. Oh, yeah. Golly.

Happy retirement, Godwin. Six days retired. How long? How long have you been retired? Si. Wow. All my life. Gobwin was a lot nicer on his retirement than

Guy. Guy one gave y'all a heads up, huh? Yeah, Guy one gave plenty of notice. I heard him in June. You know, Si walked in here through a bag of reeds in my lap and walked out. That's the last one you get from me, boys. That's a true story, isn't it?

Yeah, that's a very true story on a Wednesday night because he was headed to church. 100%. So you just walked in and said, this is it. All right. Here's your last bag. You found out I'm a movie. star now yeah y'all hadn't hurt yeah yeah i as i drug up so fast it just didn't even make

sense how fast i drug up you know that's amazing yeah i guarantee you what you do an overall man it's been pretty well he's a 25 years i'm pretty pretty awesome really working here do you miss me yet Yeah, I miss y'all. I miss being y'all. So you last to 25? Yeah. I didn't last but 24 and a half. I worked here longer than you.

Okay, great. Well, he did 24 and a half in the middle of you. I was the oldest. I've been here longer than Becky. You are by far the longest. You've been here longer than Willie. I'm family members. You're the resident.

Has he really? Yeah. You won't beat Willie probably, probably, yes. Well, I mean, if we're talking about, time served yeah but like we're talking about actual time in the office of course it well yeah all right look springtime is here it's warming up you know what that means that means more outside cooking and y'all know we love to eat beef around here and that's what because of our friends over at tritels beef makes such a good product baby ain't it good it's so good it's our friend sall robertson

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Just go to trybeef.com slash. that's try beef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. Does anybody have a chance to beat John Godwin at 20? I guess you do.

How many years are you at? I'm 15. Oh yeah, you can beat it. Yeah, I don't know that that's something I'm striving for. I don't think you. Didn't really have that one on the goal calendar. Yeah, I don't think you got that on a lift.

Well, but if I keep listening to this podcast, I'll keep coming to this building. I mean, you know, it is what it is. That's the goal, the Duck Call Room podcast, just a bunch of retired guys that don't work at Duck Commander. Yeah, I guess Phil's got gobbling. Jace got gobbing.

How long's Becky been around? She was just a smidge before me. Jordan's probably 2007, I bet. Jordan Angel was born here. Right? Well, I mean, seems like. like it. But were they before you? They come right out of college. Yeah, they were like 2006.

When Buck Commander started is when Jordan. Chase Lemonet. I mean, I don't know technically from his last day to firing when he was, you know, he got fired a couple of times. But he never stuck. He never, he just showed up there. He just kept coming. He was like, hey, you're fired.

And Jordan was at work the next day. You know. So he. He said, no. Bad penny. Yeah. He just, he just hung around. Now he's still here thriving.

you know so um yeah we got godwins we'll have to have godwins i don't want to call him replacement but kid we hired because ain't nobody going to replace we replaced godwin with a child well not replaced because you can't replace god's surprised that took only one yeah well that's why i says and that's why i'm not calling it a replacement there may be more than one so uh but no the kid cade from uh from sportsman's camp yeah yeah that day he might good he was building his own turkey and duck calls anyway so he's a good kid that always comes sportsman camp at camp chokas i hollered at him say where's he from florida he moved here from florida he moved here from florida he is working now a louisiana

resident today's day one for him yeah where is he he's down at l&m building down there building down our building duck calls i hope because i'm tired of sitting in there building them i've been building for the last month i ain't doing it yeah don't do it gobbin oh gobbling it's going we're going gets like that week of rain, Godwin going to get bored. He's slide back up here. I pay him by the hour for a couple of, you know, a few years. Oh, you pay me by the hour. Now, you retired.

And Trump ain't going to do no tax for overtime, so. Yeah. And I'll make me some money. Why, how are you going to go from retired to work in overtime? Now, this don't make no sense. It's off the clock and it's off for everything. Yeah, I'm an entrepreneur. You know, man, I'm an opportunity.

change you, darling. Galvin sounds like he's about to get a new start date. That's right. Guy when retiring, he's on Indeed.com looking for hourly positions. Yeah, that's wild. You know how to dip a Shiner? Hey, you can be the local. You got to hook him just right, though.

We don't hook them. We just send him out the door. Hey, you put Godwin in charge of that Shiner tank. I'm coming. I'm about to make things right. We're going to get rid of all this crap. and get some begging. And I've, look, I've dealt with Gavin on inventory for years.

I like his count. His count solid. If the box is open. This count solid. It's a good thing y'all weigh them now. Because if you did it per one, you'd be in a vibe. Godwin scale a little heavy, too. I've been fishing with him.

It's scale way a little heavy. It'd be all right. And you know, you got to have a captain's license to fish to guide on the Washington River, cross lake in three ports. Are you a captain? Oh, are you Captain John Gowellman? That'd be tight. I'm going to be.

Heck yeah. You're going to get one of them hats. He's darned teetting. Hunter, I'm going to need you to change. With the plastic bill and the three points on the front. Yes. Yes. Big anchor right in the middle of it.

Captain. We need to change Godwin on the U.S. where it shows his name under him, it needs to say Captain John Godwin. From this day hence forward. Well, he doesn't have it yet. Yeah, I ain't had it yet. But we're, you know, what are you got to do to get it? You got to take a test.

Give them $500. Give them $500. Which means you got to give them $500. This is what don't make any sense. So you got to have a captain's license on places where barges are, I guess. Uh-huh. Because we ain't near the ocean. Yeah.

and so the Washington River they put it on there but they're not fixing the locks because of lack of barge traffic so why they got to have a captain's license for the watchtile river I don't know if there's just enough barges that come up that river to be real dangerous when you round in a curve and you face first than the ones I don't get it the government is involved man there ain't no barges on cross lake and tree port

no none They're just trying to get $500 out. Are there any on? That's another place. Hey, that's another place you get, get, you know, big, big crops. What? There's Cross Lake. There's Cross Lake and cattle lake.

Okay. Both of them. Look, so I gave you the juice. Right. Now, he's trying to give you tip. I know about Cross Lake. What? I've been there.

Two or three times. Mm. Mm-hmm. And want to go back. Godwin, God's, Doc. Gobbing guys. I love that. Crazy.

That's pretty neat. I like it. Hey, for a certain fee, maybe you ought to go to their lake and show them how to catch them on their own pond. That's like that turtle. Like tripping. Out of cattle. A boat rule of travel. A what?

Guy caught a loggerhead turtle. Okay. Crapyfish. Cain pole. That probably bed around this table right here. Good, Gary. He chained him. Get there.

He chained this. stupid turtle in his yard and charged $5 a ride. And hey, every time you come by there, there was kids standing on the back of that loggerhead. You had a loggerhead turtle like bites your foot off? Oh, no. Yeah. I take you half and two, yeah.

Yeah. And y'all were riding it? And it took him two hours, okay, to troll the motor of this thing to the bank to get him to the bank. Wow. That cane pole. Cain poe. Must have been a B&M.

Hey, I'm telling you, that sucker was a monster. I know that. The biggest one I ever called on a trot line was like 75 pounds being filled. The turtle? Yeah. Loggerhead turtle. That's a begging. Hey, you know what you call a computer that sing?

Oh, boy. Singing computer. Dang. That's your star. Adele? Adela. That one got a little ride chuckle from Hunter over there. Look at there, Hunter.

Hunter tired. Hunter is a Monday, Hunter tired. And he's stories about hunting and fish and bore him to death. Ain't that right, Hunter? Hunter, would you like us to go move on to loving everyday schools? Hunter, I got a bone to people with you. So I was out with the flu and God would come in telling me his last swan song was the Christmas party. and you took your woman to the Christmas boy.

I didn't meet her. Yeah, I did. She sat with me and Alex and the guy that. And Jackie. Corey, that helps. Huh. Who's Jackie?

He got her to meet her. Jackie said we got her. Jackie's well, dadgum. Oh, no. Hey, honor. When we all started sitting at that table, he just left. Checks out.

He said, I don't know about it. That seems about right. A bunch of. young people and he was gone. No, I guarantee you, Jackie walked away saying a bunch of nerds. Are you saying there, Cus? I don't know. He says every time he sees me.

She had a good time. Did she? Yeah. What's you thinking of all this crew? Nothing. Honestly, I don't know. Oh. Have you talked to her since?

A few times. Been about a month. I just making sure. Yeah, where does Christmas party rank work Christmas party? I feel like it's a pretty. serious. Like that's not meeting the family, but that's up there. Yeah, y'all are committed. I've never even brought Allison to a work Christmas party. I thought I was going to go by myself because all my coworkers were going out of town.

So I don't want to. Hold on. All your coworkers were going out of town for the work Christmas party? Yeah. They had other families to get to. They live everywhere. What a bummer of a Christmas party? Yeah, it was a plan that thing. What did you have it on Christmas? 20 second you weren't there even I don't get invited anymore you won't be there next year my no I mean you can show up it probably won't change I probably come but you got to figure out on your own when it is yeah I'll tell you no thanks they did a a raffle did you got yeah and I won this this this this griddle this blackstone griddle really Yeah, that was pretty cool.

I wanted that thing. Five people walked up to it and then no one grabbed it. I was like, what's everyone doing? That's like the nicest thing. Because they don't cook. At that table. Well, I haven't cooked on it yet either. It's been a month, Hunter.

Hunter, spoiler alerts. That's like you give it to God one for a retirement present. Oh, yeah. That's what I'm talking about. I'm working on a table to put it in front of my apartment so that way I can cook in front of my apartment with it because it doesn't have a, it doesn't have legs or anything. You're going to have everybody over. I hope so.

You're going to come over? You'll never cook bacon inside again. Jude name it, Lieutenant Dave. Lieutenant Dan, since it ain't got the leg. I will now. But I had to get out of there early. Too many people were talking to me about it, and it was freaking me out. About what?

Your girlfriend? The griddle. Whoa, that was a bigger conversation piece than your girlfriend? Yeah. Hunter shows up with the lady. Everybody's like, okay, cool. Hunter gets a griddle. We got questions.

Like, what are you going to do with it? What are you going to do with that blackstone? Yeah, how to get out there. Hunter, you're an interesting cat. I love you. What's y'all been doing? I'm trying to figure out. I have a question.

How many days should one celebrate a birthday? One. See, I feel like that's the proper number. The day? You got somebody on that birthday week bag or birthday month? Well, see, the problem is she's six years old, and I feel like we've done her. She's going to think that she gets the whole month of January.

Oh, Lottie. Yeah. Today's my daughter's birthday. Yeah. Today is a Monday. Yeah, happy birthday. Whatever. You've had enough.

She had a birthday party with all her little friends Saturday, had a cake, had presents. Yeah. Then my parents had her. We cooked dinner. What she requests? Hamburgers. Big Dave did hamburgers. Had cake, had some presents.

And it's not even her birthday yet. Oh, today's your birthday. So what are y'all doing tonight? So we got to go to. of the salsa cat robot tonight. Okay. I don't believe there will be any present, but she got a bike this morning.

A bike? Two wheels? Oh, yeah. We're going for it. Okay. She'll be the most talented of our children if she got her out of right. But it's just, I didn't know we did birthdays for 14 days in a row.

No, you don't. That's your only little girl. I can hear it now. But she got girl cousins, so, I mean, ain't that, you know. Well, it's my wife doing it all. I had to blow up. I blew up 42 balloons last night before I was allowed to go to bed. I thought she said she was six.

You know, the math didn't check out to me either. I don't even know how many levers are in happy birthday, but I blew all them up. How many balloons was in a bag? It was 20 in a bag plus happy birthday. I saw a lot of doing. I was up late last night. Man, I was too. 10 o'clock.

Golly, what are you going to do with yourself? What did you do when you woke up this morning, God? When I got another. Well, I went over with my buddies. house and sit with him a while. So are you going to be like an old man that's at the country corner down there and eat a sausage biscuit every morning? No.

Now that you're retired, no that. No. Yeah, are you going to get into like a super habit? I'm going to be on the lake. On the lake. So, but you guys stop them have biscuit on the way to Lake. Where are you stopping? You eat there on the way.

Oh, at the country corner. At country corner. They got them sandwiches. Yeah. Saucer, egg and cheese sandwiches. It's way better than a biscuit. You think? Yeah, I think.

What kind of bread? It's white bread, but, boy, they got that butter on there, and it's sop and it's gooey. It's good. Toasted. Oh, Lord, have mercy. You bet you. You got to have something neat. They got ham egg and cheese, too.

It's right proper. A ham and cheese sandwich? Ham egg and cheese. Ham egg and cheese. I bet Godwin's going to be excited to have. find out about the new holiday sign better. Oh, yeah. What was it called?

Appreciation Day. It's on size birthday every year. That's what? 20th of April. What are we doing? We just appreciate each other. You're giving God the glory for all the blessings that he's put up on you? Yeah, it's kind of like Thanksgiving, but in the spring.

Yeah. But in the spring. And we were trying to figure out what would be the signature food. Yeah, the meal. Of appreciation. I keep one to call it. Oh, oh. What'd you say?

I don't bad. I'm a hong. Big Tomahawk steak. That'll do it. Yeah, we went with a sandwich, but... Yeah, appreciation. That sounds like... Yeah, I appreciate it.

You on something quick and easy. No, they're going to be gourmet sandwiches. Oh, you bet you. Yeah, sky's a limiter. Yeah. Melted cheese. Yeah. With a pinini press, the whole works.

Oh, yeah. Might put some French fries on it. Real ham of cheese. Theater chips. Hey, grill hammy cheese with cheese. Not french fries, put tater chips on. Put tater chips, that's right. We got to be lays.

Are you a brand man when it comes to chips? Well, right, lays is the best. Or we could have free dose. I wouldn't even put them in my top ten, I don't think. Me either. Like a regulation. You're talking about like a yellow bag of lays? Yeah, it ain't enough in there.

That's a top ten chip for sure. Is it? Name ten chips. You can't even dip them in sour cream before they break. I don't like that. Well, then you go with free d'o. That's not my. And you get the dip, the dip, the dip free dose.

Sir, those would be called scoo. Big spoon. Scoops. Well, that's right. Yeah, the scoop. I don't. Hey, and you got to get you a pint of red salsa. I do not believe you can name 10 chips better than just a regulation lay.

I'm telling you. It's one of the best chips there is. There's a reason. Oh, I got it. Oh, he's got all 10? I think so. Go. And these are not in any order.

Doritos. One. Orange Dorito fire. There's one. And I say Fritos. Is it all Fritos? Because, like, I love chili cheese fritos. Oh, yeah.

I know that's weird. I used to live off. I know it's weird, but I love chili cheese fritos. Yeah. Or the honey, the twisted ones? Oh, I don't eat them. What? I don't care to the honey barbecue and sell.

Yeah. Oh, either one. He said the one was good. Yeah. What, chili cheese? Yeah, they're good. See, I would put a Frito scoop above it for the tensile strength.

Like, the Frito scoop is the most versatile chip. Oh, no, no, no. That's the one and like I said, then you've got to get you a pint of red salsa. You can come up with any dipped on. Red sauce. Fire cream. And it'll hold. You can just cook a bunch of baking bits.

Or you can get you something out of Philadelphia your cream cheese. It's just the whipped can. Oh, you're just running a good cheese. No. Yeah. You're just running good cheese. You're just eating straight cream cheese on a frito? Absolutely. That seems a little aggressive, but...

A little aggressive. Yeah. Whipped cream cheese on a chip. Yeah. They come, them craft them... You take a bunch of chili. You jump a bunch of free doughs in there with it, then put a whole bunch of cheese in there on top of all that.

But not grated cheese already grated. It's got to be... You got to grate it yourself. You got to be sharp. That's sharp. No, I gave you three there. Yeah. Okay, well, I'll give you three.

I could eat a gallon of it. I disagree with one of them. I could eat a gallon of it right now. All I made chili night for last. I think I'm going to bail me some of that. Well, I fix that. I could eat a gallon of it right now. Good, Gary.

Oh. That's what I'm going to buy me. Frito. Sunchips garden salsa fight. We're having a separate conversation. Yeah, I know. You need to try that salsa, though, I was telling you about it. It's called Big Red.

Big Red. It's hot. It's got a little heat to, but it is good. What about it? I had a whole pint of the day. What about the Ducks of mine or sauce? I told him about that. It's fine.

I need to get a draw of it. I might go over and give me. The problem is you got to pay full price because you're not an employee. Well, I know the code to get in the door. Employee discount gone. There's still a friend's family discount. There is. I actually think it's better than the employee one.

Well, I'm just going to go with Big Red then. Big Red, he says. I don't go with Big Red. because I know I can eat it because I ain't a whole Look, here's a deal, here's something I need some help with. Okay. I need to have a little bag that's got

just some little snacks in it for my customers. What would you want, if we went fishing and somebody give you a bag of snacks, what would you hope would be in it? I got you. What's that? Oatmeal cream pie, beef jerky, a yoo. Nope.

Get rid of the beef, jerky. I like the what's the first one? An oatmeal cream pie. Hold on. Hold on. That's a good one.

Hunter giggled like a girl instead of you-hoo. Yeah. And you got to have wrist crackers and sharp cheese a little package of that. And that'd be enough.

I have wrist crackers and cheese and then you ain't going to be out there long. I just need some. A bag of pepperonies. Three fried chicken thighs. Oh. John David, the majority of that sounds like what you pack for like students going on a field trip.

Yeah. And they have fun. What is you? Have you ever had more fun than when you were on a field trip? Thank you. What is you who? Chocolate drink. It's a chocolate drink.

But what is it? It's chocolate drink it out. It's chocolate drink. They ain't no good. But what's the liquid? Chocolate drink. It ain't no good. I think it's just chocolate and water.

Is it water? It's chocolate drink. You can't overcomplicate what you who is. It's not chocolate milk. No, chocolate drink. It's a chocolate drink. There ain't no good either. You don't like a yu-hoo?

No. Man. The most important thing you've got to do and cheese chunks. For them to get the full experience is though the Coca-Cola's in the ice chest with the fish. That's right. Well, they slime.

That way, they get that slimy. That's right. I hated that. And it tastes like 1997 all over. That's right. It's all there. When I went fishing with my dad as a kid, we'd stop at a gas station, get fried chicken, potato logs. Because potato logs rule.

And a white cherry icy. I don't know how you fit all that in a bag. You all left out to Miami one. What? Snack? Vine of sausage. Nope. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. I'll tell you. Hey, you left out the main one. You get the cheese junk, vines and sausage. Govind. I like the barbecue. I think you're really missing the boat here. Now, I'm not telling you how to bring.

you sell. Snackle box. I think you really missing the boat if you take somebody fishing and don't offer him a ham sandwich. Oh, that's going to be in. I was just making sure. Besides that. Okay.

Besides that. John Guy with ham sandwich. Recy's cups. Because why not? I mean, they got a little trash involved. Alpine. Alapeno. Bion and a sausage.

Get that old heat in there, boys. And dude. Barbecue. I like the barbecue. Oh, forget the barbecue. So bad. It would ruin the taste. That way, you can drink that juice when you get through eating it.

I'm a man who loves being a saucer, but I ain't drinking that jelly. Oh, yeah, I fix it. That's why, like, a little sunny day, it gets it, turns it, you pour it out. Did you just say that was barbecue sauce? It is? Yeah. Well, that's about, like, you who being a chocolate drink. I mean, it's a chocolate drink.

It's barbecue sauce, but it's got that jelly. Well, that barbecue sauce, the chocolate sauce, the chocolate drink. tracks at jelly. You ain't ever had a glass bottle of yu-ho chocolate drink? Oh, so good. I've just always been confused on what U-Hu was. You-hoo. It don't matter.

It's goodness. That's what it is. I hadn't had a U-Hoo in years, though. You-hoo. I don't have the metabolism to be drinking chocolate. Honor, what's the last time you had a U-Hoo? Yesterday? Not that long ago because the vending machine in the break room has them.

Does it really? Yeah. There's U-Hus in this building right now? Right now, do you need a dollar or $2? Uh-oh. The shoe who's in the machine. I can't do it. I kind of want you to do, because I want to read the ingredients on it.

Do you want me to go get one? I want to know what chocolate. We're going to take a break. I want to know what chocolate drank actually is. I'm going to get a ju-hoo. I want to know what it is. I never have one. I really want to know what it is.

Johnny D. is going to be right back. But he's also got to do these mess. Hey, you'll tell him, Gower, we'll be right back with a hit it. You-hoo. My man bought two of them. Here we go. It says shake it. That's right.

That's the best part about you who in a can. You got to shake it, baby, shake it. The number one ingredient. Chocolate drink. Water. No, it says right here. The number one ingredient is chocolate drink. Like, how did I just make a...

This is totally against the New Year's program, by the way. Look at that. Look at that. Don't give me all of it. You got to drink some of it. Well, there's, I mean, it's a whole can of it. Good source of vitamins. Why do I feel like that's not true?

Put your headset on. Gosh, my. Hold on. Put your headset on. So I said that don't even look good. Look right. It's chocolate. It looks exactly how chocolate drinks should look.

I'm so nervous. Don't you love marketing people? 99% fat and caffeine-free, gluten-free. never mind the 36 grams of sugar it's got it. I haven't had a huge. A buzzer's fixing to go off. Oh, buddy. The worst part about this is I'm logging everything.

He's right now. 150. And I'm going to have to put a half of you who, Martin. What do you say, Martin? It's got 0.3 milligrams of ripoflavin. I don't know what that is. What is your take on it, Martin? I ain't had none yet.

It's so good. Is it? Oh, yeah. Good. See? No. That's good. No.

You didn't shake it hard enough then. No, I shook it. No. He shook it. When I taste that, I'm expecting like a milk consistency, not just water. It's not chocolate. That is the problem. It's chocolate drink.

Yeah. People think it's chocolate milk. Just wrong. Oh, by the way, these suckers none got cheap. I thought a can was 12 ounces. They're 11. Right. Did you?

Look at that. I thought my hands. had grown. I'm going to leave that one alone. I'm going to let that one be. I'll toss them up for you, man. Let's that dog laugh. I'm going to leave that one alone.

That's right. He's going to leave that long. No, man, it's hard. What else that can got on? Shake it. Good source of vitamins. I don't know what vitamins. I needed my vitamins today.

That's why I was reading it. And I don't know what the deal. definition of good is either. It's got vitamin D, calcium, iron, potassium. Vitamin D. There you got. Vitamin A. Riboflavin.

Drink you, hoo. It's got good vitamins. Yeah. Good for you. Good source of vitamin. 99% fat-free. That's what you're done. Caffeine free, gluten-free.

That's what you need. I'm about that. And overall, just not very good. That's where you're wrong. But I'm scanning this into my thing where it's counting all the I made my judgment on what it looked like. You're on that Weight Watchers app? No, I'm on a different app.

But I feel like this is just not even going to be in the app because anybody that drinks this isn't serious about being a healthy person. Refrigerate after opening. Is somebody really just going to go sit this back in the fridge? No. Look, this isn't even on my app. They're like, no, it's not real food.

Well, yeah, they're like, if you scan that, then you're not. You didn't care anyway. This ain't the app for you. Wrong app, dog. I did get a gram of protein out of that. You can have the you who. That's not good. It didn't look great.

Guys, I don't watch it. I don't like, like, chocolate's supposed to be thicker than that. No matter what form it comes in. In other words, you got a little colored water there. Yeah, that's about it. That's about it. You know what I prefer to call it? Chocolate drink, good.

Yeah, I mean, I could see. where a child would like you, like Bobby probably likes his. Because he drinks a gallon of chocolate milk every other day. Good night. Who? Boy. So you got me things about them Fritos and that chili and that cheese.

Do you know who's got me thinking of? That's a good meal now. Oh, I'm fizzing to have it. I'm fixing to have it. You're having a Frito pie tonight. You better believe it. I'd prefer a hot dog under my... Mike Watson baseball.

Oh, a chili dog. Jelly dog Yeah Oh, I found it Chocolate drink can Youhoo, yep, that's the one Yeah Putting that in there

That's nasty I mean it's not nasty How many How many? It's too many It's ding ding ding ding ding His ticker just went off too All right, let's see what's happening

We're climbing boys To the moon 123 That thing like That thing like 97 to 123 That Uhoo is very Not as good as I'd hope, by the way

Yeah The longer it sits in my mouth I feel like I need to drink more Uhoo Yeah, I feel like I need to go find a cat And lick us behind Like it just ain't there I wouldn't go that far You should still put those cans in your boat

Yeah, I mean, you'll probably have kids I'm more of a Power 8-0 kind of guy Yeah I got some lad in there Yeah, go ahead. Fire away, buddy. Hey, I was just, I watch on YouTube, and I was curious why Si is the only one in the duck call room

that has the full-blown headset with a mic on it instead of the one that sets on the table. And I would also like to know if Si has ever moved up to getting a smartphone or if he still got that old flip phone. I didn't know he had a flip phone. What was that guy's name? You're going to tell him. Nope, he didn't say.

You got a flip phone, huh? I'm saying out of about it. You can guess where he's from. All about. Downsville. All about. I wish he'd fix that stinking bridge. Where's he from, Hunter?

Tennessee. Oh, okay. Yeah. All right, so Sys got a headset because. Have you watched this episode? He's a noise maker. He's a noise maker. And this stupid mics are no good for me.

Well, you move. all over the place and you won't talk into it. And you slap this table 452 times. Ring the bells. And so he had to get the mics away from the table. So we had to get the mics away from the hand. There you go. And also,

side is not on a cell phone. No. And I don't own a cell phone because they won't work for me. Miss Christine does have an iPhone. I only know that because she blew the... Hey, you know technology has gone too far when it cusses you out. When it cusses you out.

Hey, I will tell you something that happened. I had some oil on my carport. Oh. Like peanut oil? No, it was, uh, I got to looking at it. It was transmission oil. Yeah. All right.

And I said, oh. Oh, bad news. I said, well, let me check my level. My transmission fluid. I went to looking I could not find a dipstick. So I googled. Where's the dipstick on a, Oh, 2,020-Tundra.

Yeah. It said, newer models like the one in Calhoun, Louisiana, don't have a dipstick. That's what it said. That's what it said. Wait, what? It said, newer model tundras like the ones in Calhoun, Louisiana, don't have a dipstick. Oh, so you got AI. They figured out where you're from, location, all the services.

They know too much. much. Mm-hmm. That's pretty wild, ain't it? Huh. Where's a dipstick on a Honda fit? That's a Fiat. I mean, where you'd imagine it would be?

Yeah. Well, I looked all over, but no dipstick. No dipstick. So what do you do? You take it to a Toyota dealer and say how much transmission fluid I got up in here. Call old. Probably just ask your truck and it'll tell you. And you quit driving it like a NASCAR.

I don't drive it like. Not all time. Who else you got, honey? This is your new Woodstruck. No, that's my... This is every day. Oh, that's a white... But I ain't seen no more leak.

I don't... Maybe just plumb out, I don't know. A one-time deal? Yeah, I don't know why. But I ain't seen it no more. Hmm. I want no oil on my car concrete. Oh.

Earl. What else you got on her? This one's more directed for John David. Oh, okay. I don't like these. I don't like these. I think. We don't get many of those. So I thought it would be fun. Oh, boy.

How did boys? I am Corey from Texas. Yeah, Oklahoma. How's he spelled Corey? That makes all the difference. Does it? Your war I. Kentucky.

Is that all the message? That's it. Well, good. Well, what was? Belton, Georgia. Georgia. Yeah. We're terrible at this game.

Yeah. I did. Well, we got 50 options. Mountains. Good old backwoods, town. I have a question for Sadi, Johnny D. Hunter and the rest of the boys. What is your favorite video game? Why is that directed at me?

And why? My personal favorite. is Red Dead Redemption. It's very, very based on Louisiana. So I figure maybe Johnny Deann, Hunter, might know about it. Anyways, thank y'all. God bless you. Mine's AFFS.

Forward-facing Sonar for... Oh, I went somewhere else. Okay. I got you covered. Forward facing Sonar. Okay, good. I was like, I was like, Godwin, that's a pretty aggressive take. Have you ever played a video?

You used to play Tiger Woods, huh? Yeah, I played. Well, I changed it. I used to play Tiger Woods golf, me and my son when he was a teenager. Okay. That was actually fun because, hey, we made it wild. We pulled a sharp move about, hey, the fairway is right over here,

and why should I play all them different holes? Just shoot it over there right now. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, shoot it to 18 and be done with it. Yeah, go play 18. Why are you going to play your nine hole? Martin, you a Mario Kart guy's all?

Over there over through the trees. We play Mario Kart on New Year's Eve. That was funny when he got kids. Yeah, we play carts on New Year's Day. But it's amazing what you can do on Tiger Woods. That's a golf thing. It's amazing. I've spent way too many hours playing that game.

Hey, it was fun. When I was young. Me and him. I always thought I would, did you think you were good at it? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Next time you get a chance, hop in something called like Xbox Live or whatever the PlayStation model of that is.

And when you think you're good at something, you get out there and play them boys. And you realize, yeah, I'm not that good. I mean, it was unbelievable how good some people were. I was that good at Madden 2010. Drew Breed was on the cover. Well, but you got to say about it. Somebody that does it. And that's all he does in life.

You better be good. Yeah. Better be good. Well, I mean, I was like every time I. I like every time I play I she's like 20 under right so you're like you're thinking you're pretty good no buddy no them boys I have a funny video game story there's a young man that is in this room right now hunter he put on Instagram that he was playing a game and I was like I play that game a little we should play together I'm probably better than you as a joke and he said bring it on old man oh I got called old man I ain't never been called old man and my never been called old man and my life. Yeah. So then young Hunter turned on his call of duty, and that old man whooped him into next week

is what happened. Uh-oh. Is that what happened, Hunter? Pretty much, yeah. I'm not good at that one. You're not good at any of them. Shut up. Oh, wow.

Oh, wow. No, yeah. Hunter, what would you say you're good at? Hold on. No, continue. you. I play a lot of a lot of horror-based games but one of my favorites is called Doom.

Okay. It's from like 1993 and they just keep making new ones. Okay. So you just kill demons. Ah. Oh, hey. That's something we're doing every day, right? Killing our day. Hold on I have to find something before. Hunter, can you put something on the screen? Uh,

I can't. Oh, man. He can't. I can and edit. That's like poker online. Okay. Does me a computer don't get along I would play if I being a computer's got a lot But the guy that's hey He's won 48 million dollars

On line Yeah he's on poker Yeah on poker 48 mil Hunter I'm sending you the greatest video game Of all time and I found it at my parents' house Over Christmas Martin I just sent it to you

Did you get it? Look how cool that game was Super Nintendo Bass Master's Classic. The Bass Master Classic on Super Nintendo. Boy, I bet that was a toughie. You know, it's weird because I had a pond behind my house. I probably should have spent more time fishing in it than I was playing Bassmasters Classic. But I played a lot of Bass Master Classic back in the...

And you did find it on Christmas. You got your whole Christmas get up on. Never won the Bass Master Classic. Like Bill Dance was on the game. How are you supposed to beat him? Oh, Bill. He's a, Martin's barking. I can tell you what time it is.

There's time to read a Bible version and go home. I got you one. Psalm 104, 33, and 34. I will sing to the Lord all my life. I will sing praise to my God as long as I live. May my meditation be pleasing to him as I rejoice in the Lord. Psalm 104, 33 and 34. Hey, get your meditation and let it be pleasing to him.

But I'm doing the Bible recap this year. If anybody wants to join in. Brittany's like halfway through that. She halfway through it? I'm on day seven. Yeah. Allison's tried like four years a row and she gets to the struggle bus come numbers, which seems like I could see where that'd be tough.

Yeah. But if any of our fans want to join in on that, join in Bible recap. Read the Bible in a year. I'm going to try. There you go. Perfect. There you go. We'll see y'all next time right here in the duck car.

All right, Dan.