Duck Call Room - Godwin Ditches the Boys for Weekend Bonding Daughter Time

Episode Date: July 9, 2024

Uncle Si unwittingly gets a snack and a seat on the front row to a sweet surprise proposal in the Duck Call Room! Phillip and John-David put a lot of effort into their own proposals and Godwin gets misty-eyed retelling the best days he’s ever spent with his friends and family. Si has seen some crazy side hustles in his day and Phillip tries to take John-David with a clever trick for a thousand bucks! Godwin looks forward to “Drive Your Tractor to Church Day.” - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

So they came through, they sent an email. We had four families to send emails, and they wanted to come meet Sy. So we went through the tour, and some of them said, we met Johnny Dee. We met Johnny Dee. Yeah, you showed me a picture of one of the kids. I was like, hey, I know that kid from somewhere. And the wildest thing happened while we were fizzed in the duck call room. Right here in the duck.

What happened? Proposal. It has to do with getting on one thing. I sent you the video. Hold on. Yeah, out of nowhere. I said, I let this, Sa, I was like, Oh, hey, well, King Arthur.

King Arthur. My man was meeting, Sa. Oh, look at there. Hey, he's fixed to be knighted. Or maybe she's going to be knighted. She's going to be knighted. Were you all in on this, Phil? No.

Why were you videoing? Oh, you're not video. No. My man just was like, hey, this is Cy and just said, no time like the present? Hey, he just did it. He just did it. Oh, that's what I was doing.

I knew I was doing something. I was getting one of them homemade cookies. Oh, yeah. He missed the whole day. Look, I said, I'm just going to taste his cookies. Yeah. He said, y'all just go ahead with what y'all doing. I'm going to eat this cookie.

Y'all are doing? I'm eating cookies. So I know that this is a podcast and people are driving down the road listening and not everybody watches the YouTube. Friends, this is worth going over to our youth. YouTube page and witnessing a surprise proposal with Uncle Si sitting right next to him, legs crossed, eating a raisin cookie. He never checked up, boys.

He's like, oh, hey, it's really nice and she said yes, I do too. Play it again, Johnny. I mean, that's wonderful. I like my look. He ain't even looking at him. How nervous was that guy? Look, Sire, he is, Sire's opening the box. He said, what's going on here?

Now where's that cookie? Si didn't even wait for her to answer. No. He's like, okay, boys, y'all hurry up. I got a cookie to eat. She's holding Sica? He got a hug and I eat my cookies. That's magical.

Oh, man. There's some things that I never. A of Uncle Sai. Yeah, that's wild that that happened. Uh-oh. Godwin getting, is it Bill dance? It ain't Bill dance. Oh, golly.

I watched him the other day. You talked to him? Oh, no. He was hammered. him. You just watched him? He's been known to do this. He's the best one that lets him, you know, from around the boat. Yeah. He's the best one that does

that. Yeah, he does that better than him. This actually interests me greatly, because proposals are a scary thing, though. Oh, yeah, yeah, he was nervous. You could tell he was nervous. Were you not? I was trying to, oh, I wasn't nervous. I was nervous. I wasn't going to get a cook. Oh, oh, when I proposed, yeah, I was nervous.

I was trying to tell her, tell him, no. Like, tell him no. why that's terrible advice how did you propose philip so i did the same type thing you got a local celebrity from a reality tv show to sit there and eat cookies while you propose okay no okay not the same exactly no i no but getting down on one knee i can just remember getting down on one knee and saying hey well you know would you marry me and she was like oh you might be good used to people make a production of it yeah i didn't want to

want to make a production. I mean, I wanted to, it was just me and her. Where was it? Probably at my mother's house somewhere. Okay. Yeah.

You're just like, you know what? No time? A waffle house. That's what you did. You threw up. Did you do that? Where'd you ask Christine to marry you?

I don't think of ask her. He gave her the cigar wrapper, allegedly. Look, hey, I'll just tell you, okay. What is?

When the preacher said, hey, where's the ring? I said, whoops I said Well hey I took a cigarette

out that gave to me said here put this on your finger figure out she said no no so you didn't propose

I don't remember proposing y'all were just one day like hey you want to get married well I just say one day I woke up I was standing in front of a preacher

that's kind of that's common law y'all were together so long he got it and I said I guess I will why not Might as well.

God wouldn't have you proposed. I didn't. I don't even remember. You don't remember? You're the most romantic one of all of us. So when we're getting married? That's it. I don't know.

By the way. Hey, when don't we get married? By the way. I had Allison, we had done built up that we were going on a date to Outback and I had built up cheese fries all day. I was like,

I cannot wait to get these cheese fries. And then I rang the doorbell because her parents knew. and I was sitting there waiting, and I was so nervous. And then I rang the doorbell again because no one would come to the door, and I'm on a knee. And I'm just waiting, but she wasn't done getting ready. Oh, no.

And so, like, two minutes later, she opens the door. I'm sitting there sweating, holding a ring in one knee. And you know what she said? What? What? That's exactly what she said. I said, will you marry me? She said, what?

marriage you want to get married she said oh yeah you want to marry me she was thinking about them cheese fries you kept talking about and the bacon and then we had like i had this little party planned at my parents house around the corner where all of her friends were and her parents and our families and so then we didn't even get cheese fries and she was a little upset about that i probably should have got some cheese fries to go i figured you'd go eat pizza or something that's what i thought that happened later i made pizza all weekend, by the way. I did it twice. Oh. I can't stop. He was that pizza boys all weekend. Oh, speaking about that tour, I sent you another picture, Johnny D. Which one?

I sent you another picture. I don't know if you got it yet. He sent me all sorts of pictures. This one? Oh, yeah. Okay, so it was his birthday, and his family was wonderful. A lot of these families were from Texas. Texas.

And he's the one that said he's jumping up and down. I met Johnny D. Oh, this is Rush. His name is Rush, and y'all. That's my favorite band. Rush. He was so awesome. Him and Si, when they got to start, they started talking and I didn't think I was going to be able to separate it.

Yeah, he ate a cookie. Uh-huh. And then the crumb fell in his beard. And he was doing like this and it kept going deeper. So I finally just had to just slapping to get the cookie out. Get that cookie out. But here's what Cy told Rush, and I really thought it was cool, I didn't even tell you this.

But, you know, he's in a wheelchair. and Sye said, when the Lord comes back, we're going to all have new bodies, glorified bodies, and you won't need that wheelchair anymore. His eyes started watering, and he said, thank you for telling me that, Sire.

That's awesome. That was awesome. Did you go into being an interstellar traveler as well? No, I didn't get to... We didn't have that time, but I'd already been here two hours with him. Man, you had a day, Sire. Oh, yeah.

It was full of cookies by then. He got cookies, a marriage proposal, told people about it. Jesus that was a pretty pretty long day you had that it was a enjoyable very enjoyable afternoon you probably slept a long time after that yeah yeah I did I slept good too what hold on that's just a day in the life yeah sleeping good belly full of cooks hey look man's got to get his beauty rest that is true speaking of beauty rest you may have noticed to our listeners one of our members oh yeah I was just well thinking that well

Apparently he's getting beauty rest. Where is Martin? He went up to Tennessee, Chattanooga, to hang out with his buddy, Jacob Wheeler. And I guess... They went fishing. Oh, they went fast fishing. Oh, yeah. Wait until he gets back.

He's going to get an airful. I think he'll be back. He didn't ask me to go with him? Well, the problem is when Martin goes up there, it's like a... I don't have any friends that I'm that good of friends with that I'm just going to go to their house, and I'm not sure what day I'm leaving. Yeah. Look, I just show up, I'll get your house.

He said, yeah, but I'm out of town. He said, well, leave the cat, a key on the mat, and, hey, I'll make myself at home until you get there. By the way, is you boat in the water, or is it under the shed? But Martin, he's just like, I'll be back in a few days, and then he was like, ah, give me a couple more. Yeah. You know what that means?

The fish are biting. Fish are biting. A fish are bite. He took some, he had some big pictures on his Instagram. I had some croppies this weekend. Did you there? Up in Arkansas. Late Washington?

Nope. Have y'all, I don't know the show, but the guy's Macmillan is his name. Have y'all watched that show with the Outdoor Channel? Duck Dynasty? No, Macmillan. Macmillan. He was on Duck Dynasty. He was the bad one.

No, I ain't talking about that Macbillard. This is another. But anyway, him and his son, him and his son was hunting coyotes. Oh, your hat. Goody. Okay. And this guy was half, about three-quarters of comedians. He's always trying to do things with his son, you know, De Bonn and all that.

So they go out and they turn on the squawker, the squealing rabbit and all this junk. Well, they do it about four different times, four different locations. Well, they said, well, you're about ready to go back to the house. You know, it's dinner time. He said, yeah, okay, the kid did. Okay. So when they start walking across the field, it's a potham going down the edge of the woods, you know. And he said, hey, look, it's an animal.

It's a creature with fur on it. Poppy. Yeah. So look, the kid, I thought he wasn't going to ever shoot him because this possum was moving on. You know, but he just, pang! You can tell it, it was a headshot, you know. So when they walked up there, you know, he said, dad.

And their dad said, what? He said, head shot. Head shot. Good shot. Boom. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means.

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I want to ask, since we got me and Goddona together, we're never together, have you heard the story about size uncle who would bet people that he could hit ducks in the head with the 22 while they were flying? That's not possible. Uh-oh, wrong answer.

Don't put no money on it. I'll put it. Wrong answer, look. Hey, look. You know, first question would be, hey, let's go shoot some wood ducks. All this sounds so illegal, by the way. He said, second question is going to be,

I haven't much money you got on you. And the guy would say, what are you talking about? He said, hey, look, I'll shoot the ducks. Okay, but we, we go, you know, I need some money. Yeah. $20 a shot. If he could shoot a wood duck flying.

In the head with a 22. 22. How many tries. Fine. Okay. And look, he told the guy, he said, here's a deal. He said, you get me $10 if I shoot him in the head. I'll give you five if it's not in the head.

head, which is a pretty good deal. So, hey, first we'll come by, he did, and then he told the guy, he said, hey, I forgot, since we didn't bring a retrieving dog, guess what, you're the retriever. Get that duck. No, I kill that and yeah. Yeah, I'll say, hey, when I did it,

when he's swimming back, he said, hey, where is you shot? The guy said, hey, he said, that's 10. Yeah, and hey. And this is. I'm actually shot Till flying with a 22. No, season was not open. Oh, my goodness. Wow.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is... I was when I was a teenager. Yeah, we got to do a public service announcement real fast. These were all very far back in the past where... It was before Christ. Safety and law following. It's clearly not a concern. You actually believe your uncle did that, though?

What do you mean? believe. Did you see it? You used to clean these clowns out every weekend, son. It's a hustle. It's a hustle. I mean, that's a hustle. Hey, a lot of people have a shark poo shark. Yeah. Hey, here's what, here's what I know. My uncle was a woody shark. Don't ever bet somebody with their own deal. You know what I mean? If they say, hey, I can throw this dime into the phone. Yeah. Yeah. People. I pick a dime. 10 yards, I can throw a dime in that pay for. We had a guy. Is that a thing? People do? Oh, no. Yep.

Hey, I'm serious. Oh, no. No. I'm dead serious. I can pick a dime. Hey, here's another one. I know a fella. Look, I know a fella.

You can give him a phone book. This thick? You're tearing that. I can do that. See, I'll tell you I know, fella. He's just a poke up. There's a technique, too. It's a trick.

It's a trick. But hey, not everybody can do it. Hunter, do we have any phone books in this? It is a trick. That's actually impossible because there's no such thing as a phone book anymore. On duckhole room. Oh, we did do that. Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached the point of turning the reruns.

Reruns. Size is having the influence over us. Hunter, put in a quick five seconds of Philip ripping a phone book in half. No, no. All right. You going to pay one hand? No, I ain't going to pay. Hey, since you won't.

Hey, the key to this is, okay, like Phil said, hey, don't mess with someone when he's doing his thing. Okay, we got to say that to you. You know, that's what he told his daughter when she was going to do the K-Love Award. Yeah. He said, just do you think. Do your thing? Well, it's like this.

I can do four or 500 push-ups in less than a minute. I mean. That's not true. Of course it's true. If you time me and get the bet right, you can do 400 plus. Hey, you make the money right. He said, hey, we'll get this on the road.

Hold on. 400 push-ups in a minute. That's not possible. And less than a minute. Go. Well, no, the money ain't right. I'll give you $1,000 right now. If I can do four or 500 push-ups in how long, a minute.

A minute? Yeah. I'll give you $1,000 right now. Okay. All right, we're going to count this out. So you count, you count them down. Say go. Go.

21. 30. Hold on. Why are we counting? He did five push-ups, ladies and gentlemen. I did four. I said four or 500. What's that?

Pay up, Johnny D. That's a thousand. I'm not into your hustles. Hey, right in my house. You got a pen there. But I need to go back to these dimes because most of our listeners probably don't know what a pay phone is. Hey, they probably do.

It's what? It was three of them. One was a quarter. The other one was a dime. I think of a nickel. And y'all could throw it? Like that was a game y'all play? No, no.

I couldn't, but a guy came to town and he was challenging people to put money up and he would get from me to side and he would throw a dime into the slot and he could make it. But you didn't know that until your money was gone.

So don't ever bet on somebody else. Godman can pick. I mean, it's a little bit of slit that you're dropping it. Oh, yeah, it's small. I can pick a dime up off. Look, he had hold him between these. Never get off. Does you hear that?

Finger and thumb. Like that, he would. Hey. But you. First time he was trying to do it, everybody said, oh, you can't do that. You know, so he hit just on the edges. But when they put the money out, he's telling the tree. That's a weird.

That's a weird. That's a weird hustle. hustle, but your hustle, it's not a hustle, but your weird talent is picking up dimes with forklifts? Yeah. I don't see how that's possible. Oh, no. Oh, that's easy. That's a trick to that too.

That's easy? Yeah. Are you trust it with a heavy machine? All you do, if you're a good forklift driver, it's on the concrete, you pull up there and you just tip it off of the fork. Because it bends, it actually bends that big fork, and it'll flip it up on the, on the, Is that true, John? Is that the way to do it?

In the fork? I don't be in the fork. You got to flip it? Yeah, you do. You got to build the forks and make it flip back up. You didn't see it. Trust me, it's the fork. All right, tell us how you do it. Hey.

I ain't going to tell us. Oh, we got to put the money up, he said. Hey, hell, you don't do it unless you say, the money's got to be right. What's your weird side hustle, sir? His whole life. Well, no, my. This is one of the first. Everything's like why I love to go duck on with my family.

I love people telling me what I see with my eyes and what I shoot was my shotgun. What do you mean? Well, hey, when we go duck hunting, y'all, a bunch of ducks comes in. I shoot three times, and I know how many I kill. And then they start talking, okay, and they help. Well, you didn't kill us. Because one day they did it, right? I said, well, boys, I said, the ducks come in, I said, boom, boom, boom.

I said, I was three for three. And they all busted out laughing. They said, no, you didn't kill nothing. We put blinks in you going on. I said, see, boys, y'all don't realize how good I really am. I said, I just killed three ducks with the Wadden. Taleks. We wouldn't kill nothing inside.

That's right. They would never eat no ducks if I didn't go duck on with it. And Goddman, you're there with them all the time. Is Si hitting the ducks for real? No. See, this is what a... He's been with us so long. They've done converted him.

Si is the only person I know. One duck can come in and he'll kill all three of them. That's that. Kill all three of them, boy. That's that. He's got you back. Martin says, though, that you're legitimately that good of a shot. Hey, look.

Martin's got your back. Well, Stone's... But he's not here. Stone's the same way, because me and Stone go hunting up by her. I will say I have seen him last season we went dove hunting and I mean he was on fire. Guess who got their 15 first? Philip. Thank you, Johnny D.

Oh, was you, Cy? Me. Guess who picked up all of his birds. Philip. And Stone. Oh, I'm busy. That was Jimmy Lindsay. Okay.

Let's turn this on silent. How? A dove hunting going to be hot this year. Oh, hey, it was hot. It was hot. The key to it is that they fly, you know, it opens it daylight. Yeah. Be there early in Killeberley.

We didn't get to a high. I ain't dove hunted in years. Oh, no, no. You should go to Lubbock, Texas. Millions. Millions, but Texas is a good place to dove hunt. And this year, we're going with... Hey, look here.

Here's a good thing. You kill three different species. White wing, morning dove, and the collared European dove. The uranium. And the... You're, that, uh, European? Ten times real fast. You're raising.

You're raising. Hey, he don't count against you. You kill a hundred now. And this year we're going with Matthew McConaughey's older brother, uh, rooster. Rooster. Rooster. He's a hoot. Rooster?

Yeah, he's a hoot. Yeah, he's nuts. Yeah, he is. He's got to be crazy. We go to a lot of events that we both go to. With rooster? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

A whole rooster. One of them is the, uh, Dan, Pastor Rennie. Oh, charity. Are we talking about different roosters? No, it's the same one. I'm a team. No, but, yeah. Different roosters.

What are the odds we all know two roosters? Uh-oh. I only know one. I only know one. I only know one. I don't know one. I don't know any of them. Only one real rooster.

What are you talking about? Hey, let me tell you, when we were at this event, they were trying to, they were actually buying vehicles to carry kids in wheelchairs, and they need the door that comes down. So he went to the bathroom and his table spent $100,000 on his card. Of his money. He just grabbed his card every time. And hey, when he come back, they was talking about it.

He said, well, hey, if I'd have been here, I'd have spent $200,000. He said, what's the bed up here right now? They said, oh, $5,000. He said, make it $25,000. Yeah, he's funny. That's crazy. We meet a lot of people that are very, very different. benevolent.

Oh, yeah. Then he called his brother. No, his brother wants his money. Yeah, his brother ain't got the money. He's got. Good night. And the other people just spent it? Oh, yeah.

The people at this table, his friends that came up. I stole a water bottle from Willie this morning at his house, and I felt bad about it. Yeah, hey, look, with his friends, he don't need no enemies. That's crazy. Oh, no, they're a great guy. That's awesome. He's a great guy and great group of people. Giving it out.

That's for tears. OZE. Yeah. They are a big charity. In Texas? Yeah. Big time. Texas is big.

They got a lot of cows. A lot of old. You know why cows wear bells? What? Hold on. Horns that don't work. I just fell off the cliff. Yeah, that's right.

That's the one. That's the one. He got me, boys. He got me. Oh, boy. Well, let's take a break. All right. You know what?

California Bale. I like it. And we'll be back. Okay, so we were just in a break, but we're just, Godwin, what words just came out of your mouth? I got, well, we was talking about dove hunting. And it always opens the first week, or second weekend of September.

Your birthday. Which is my birthday. But I got an event at Middlebury Community Church It's on September the 8, but I got to leave earlier. Where's Middlebury? It's drive your tractor to church Sunday. Is that going to be awesome? It is.

I'm going to be driving on somebody's track. That's right. Yeah. It is drive your tractor to church Sunday. Drive your tractor to church. Middlebury Community Church. Oh, Middlebury Community Church. Okay.

Indiana. Oh, they got free donuts. Uh-oh. And tractor rides. Uh-oh. Yeah. drive your tractor to church Sunday might be my favorite one of that.

Middlebury, Indiana. Yeah, I'm fired up to go to that. That'll be awesome. That'll be fun. That's our people. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Where do they come up with these red names? Look on the poster. Oh, that's in Indiana. Yeah. I'm buying. A lot of the, uh, I can't think of the name of them. They do it every year.

That is our people, though. Drive your, I love it. Middlebury, Tennessee. I love it. your tractor to church Sunday. Look at all them tractors. John Deere. I don't know the other ones.

I know the John Deer because it's green. I just, I just runs like a deer, boys. So what about that one I was driving up on when you didn't recognize me? That's going to be fun. The one that was popping every five seconds. Yeah. When he come down the hill.

And I was asking, I don't remember who I was talking to there, but I said, where does Willie get these clowns he finds? You know, and Phil, Phil said, hey, that was back. And I said, hey, I know, I said, we play poker all the time, Phil. I ain't Macmillan. But by that time he walked in, took his hand band, band, down, you know, stripped some fake tattoos off and all this junk. I said, oh, wrong answer.

You got me. So, John, are you driving the tractor? Are they going to give you one to drive up? I hope so. I'm looking at pictures from when they did it in 2022. Yeah. Some people just drove their lawnmower. Yeah, combines.

There, boys. That's an event. That's fun. I would drive my tractor to church. It's going to be awesome. My dad does. It's like 40 yards of prey on the back of one. That's fantastic.

That is pretty cool, though, because churches do, you know, there's the gospel truth that needs to be preached all the time every Sunday. But it's cool to see people being creative with where they're at and having people clearly. probably a farm town. I don't never have no fun, so. Well, it's not allowed. I'll fix it. No. No. That's one of the verses in the Bible. There's no joy or

fun. Right. That's in first or second opinion. Yeah. Three two, actually. First opinion's three, two. No joy or fun can be had. I'll fix it. Hey, wait a minute. Hold out. Wrong answer. Wrong answer. Anybody should be full of joy, peace,

love, brotherly kinds, all if it ain't Jesus' people, good grief. You know, it's going to be fun driving a combine up to the front row. I'm right, buddy. Driving a tractor to church. Can you imagine that? National Combine. Can you imagine if a church around here did?

We don't have that many tractors, but you might be able to pull people from far and wide. Longnores. You go across the rear row over in the Delta. Oh, there's a lot of times. They got every kind of measurable. That's fantastic That's going to be an event If you're around Middlebury, Indiana

September 8th, it's going to be a big deal And you should show up if you're out there But there's one rule Bring your tractor Bring your tractor I'm sure you don't have to bring your tractor And they'd welcome you with open arms Yeah

Anyway, but that's good stuff It is perfect Because normally you do like the beast feast And like the sportsman's night And it's like man night Here at church, which are all good things. That's going back to your roots. But I like to drive your tractor to church.

What's the best event you've ever done, Sine? Best one, off the top of your head. Just letting it rip. We had a real good one in Indiana. Yeah, that's where I'm hitting. Indiana. They got it. Indiana up in that area, Ohio.

Me and Willie were in Indiana all the time back in the day. It was like every month we ended up back somewhere else in Indiana. I got to go I had an event in Ohio and I got to go to it's a dirt track a big dirt track Tony Stewart owns it

I can't think of the name of anyway that was cool they had some show enough drivers that night it was fun fun guy one loves the racetrack well like a lot of towns

the guy that was the richest guy in town would build things like that dirt tracks to our rodeo arenas. Mm. Yeah. We need to have, like, ride your horse to church, okay? I wouldn't go because I'm afraid of horses.

Oh, I want to ride a mule. Mew. That makes a lot of sense. You look like a mule. No, no, why? You're built like a mule. You're a mule. It's worth money.

Taking to him. How? Why? Because they're like you? No, they're very smart. Ornery and time. No, they're very smart. And stubborn.

What is a mule? Like a donkey-sized horse? He's a cross between a donkey and a horse. My neighbor one time had a donkey, and he'd load up in the bag of his truck. He'd just jump up and make it. Take off. Oh, no, no, no.

They're very smart. I'm telling you. That's like most people don't realize. Pigs are smart. Pig? Yeah, you wouldn't think it, but they're smart. You know, pigs are smart. Yeah, I have heard that.

you can the people that fool with them you can train them to do anything no anything hey I'm telling you you can train a pig to do anything just like a pigeon could you train a pig to retrieve ducks yeah probably hey I would actually duck hunting in Texas and hey a cow a cow was showing us where the ducks were that we shot what how

ducks come in we shot boom bo bo bo bo bo bo but if some of them fell in the water some of them fell over there you all in field Phil saying, hey, there's one more mother Drake over there on the levee. And I said, yeah, that big old cow right now standing over. I remember that. They said, what are you talking about? Yeah. I said, hey, that cow

went over there for that duck fell and the cow is standing over and smelling him right now. That's over there. Benis here. I said, you don't have lost mind. I said, hey, just walk to the cow. She's going to move when you come walking up on it. You know, duck's going to be standing, you know, laying on the ground.

As wild as size stories are, there's always somebody who can validate them. 95%. I mean, when God would say that's true. I run a tight ship. We was hunting a cow pond. That's getting funny. That's a funny. I remember that.

That was the first morning, the first time we had. Oh, no, that meant him was here. You know? Yeah. We stayed field, Jason. I think I all even went with him. man, I don't know. No, Bill wasn't there? Bill wasn't there? Uh-uh. Anyway, you know, hey, we get a call. Phil said, hey, load up, get your butt over here right now.

Yeah, that's back when we're doing the DVD. Hey, he called us in the duck line on the lake. Yeah. I look at and said, let's go. Miss Kay called me, where are y'all at? I said, we're changing a flat. We're duck hunting. What do you think we're doing? She said, Phil called. Y'all got to get over. So we got over there and look, it's a 30-foot circle part. 30 yards that's how big a deal.

Big oak trees all the way around. And look, they had looked at it the day before, and it was like, I think, 500 ducks coming in and on it. Yeah, it was something. It was ridiculous. So we sit down under the, you know, recliners, recliner of a chair, fold up chair. We're sitting under the limbs of that pond.

You know, daylight breaks over here they come. You know, they've been on the peanut field all night long, stuffing themselves. Y'all, and then, Phil said, hey, kill that big bottle of Dracus, trying to light on the mojo. Y'all, and I had a cigarette in my hand. I said, hey, I said, guy was shooting. I'm busy.

Yeah, we was having a time. You know how long ago that's been? Oh, yeah. Oh, that's been, what, 20 years? 25 years. That's when Phil asked me to come to work. The year was 1999? I don't want that.

99 or 2. You're talking about ridiculous. Okay, you got to think about this. Thousands, probably not millions. Yeah, it would be millions. Millions of ducks are feeding on peanut fields that they've harvested. Okay, and the first thing they're going to do is once they get that crawler, and I mean, when I say crawl, they got a peanut stuck in their crawler,

you know, can't get another one down. First thing they do when they get to water, they got to screw, up water drinking. Because the first time I picked up a dead one, I said, I said, hey, we better not eat this. I said, something wrong with this thing. I said, his neck just got a bunch of rocks or something in it.

And they all busted out life. And that's when Phil squeezed it and a peanut popped out. And Phil cracked it open and ate it. He did. No. He did. Are you serious? No. No. That's the first thing it is when I did. They all busted their life out.

Hey me that duck. Y'all and I answered it. He squeezed that big old peanut and it's things like this, you know, and cracked it open and ate it. He sure did. You know. I said, I saw blood on that peanut. And he said, that did that a little bit. I'm legitimately struggling right now.

That is on. That is on, Duckman's six or seven. One of them. We had so much fun. I remember one day, you know, it. It's the bill's there. I don't remember if a guy was there, but we're laying on the bank of a pond,

a big park. And like, look, we need one duck for full limits. Okay, and that's about 36. You know, we're on 35. So look, we sit there and here they come. It was Pentails, Mallards, Cadwall. All come at once, and it's about a thousand. It's a bunch of them.

I'm saying, it's a thousand. We sit there and watch a thousand of miles. Matherer drakes, pentailer drakes, Gatwaw, all light in that pond. And we told Bill, Bill, you're up, we need one ducks. So he stands up. No way. There's 25 yards.

Oh, no, 25 yards. I'm right there. Hold on. You can't just kill one. Hold on. He ate. Boom, miss. Boom, miss.

Boom, miss. Well, he's walking away. Yeah, he just turned around and walked off. He just, hey, he started walking towards the truck. Bill Phillips. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Phil, Philson, Bill, don't care yourself. Everybody misses. Yeah, he just walked off. He just got up and walked. The story of the cow ponds. I have not heard this. Hey, load them up. We're going.

We're going, we ain't getting. One shot. That was, you know, the blind on slow days. Phil and sigh get to talking, you know, and telling no stories. I'd heard them in the blind, but when I went to see the blind, the movie, it was kind of emotional to see what I've heard y'all talk about, come to life on the screen.

Oh, see, that's like Phil's boy. You know, Jason Allen and all of them, they saw some wild stuff when Phil was running rapid. Yeah. Yeah, from their dad. I listen to The Unashamed and Chase talks about it a lot. You watch Unashamed? company man I love it

and me and I've been on it several times people always ask me what podcasts I watch or listen to and I have to tell them that my commute to work is seven minutes and so I really don't ever get a chance to listen to anything I'd like to though

You should be listening to seven minute ab Seven man seven it's all seven Yeah you know what gets me about podcast here like feel out and jason them they put out a lot of good stuff yeah you're right and then there's us and we do too i was shocked it's different because when i talk to people when me and sago and do do different things you know they ask about this podcast they talk about it i know and then they talk about the unashamed and it's it's it's it fits a different need because this this is more entertaining and fun and laid back and relaxed.

Leisure. Yeah, the other one is a little more, you know. I wish I knew whose decision it was to put us in the leisure department of podcasts. Leisure. Did you know that we're in leisure? Somebody said I was a king of leisure. I didn't know they was categories. Oh, yeah, there's cat.

Look, I love doing this. It probably annoys the people, but I can't find it. We're like on the charts, man. Really? Top 10. Yeah. Casey Casey and all that. Top 10.

Casey Casey. Oh, no. We put out some good stuff. You got to go to categories. If you go to religion, unashamed as number nine in religion right now. But if you go to leisure. Leisure. We're number three.

What? Number three? Dungeons and Dragons. Oh. All right. I love it. Number four. I heard Hunter laugh when you said that.

Yeah, that's because Hunter listens to both of those. And Hunter's got a fresh haircut. Does everybody know that? And number five. Good, Hunter. What's number five? See, I've got questions for women because there's, it's the clutter bug podcast with, what's her name? What's that about?

Maintaining your home and unclutter, organizing and cleaning your house. Oh, that would be. my daughter, which I spent the weekend with. It's just pretty awesome. Johanna? Yeah. We went to the deer camp. She drove my truck through the woods.

She crossed the creek, went mud hogging. She had a good time. She cooked. She's quite the cook. Wow. Did she organize things? Oh, she will, yeah. I'm not very organizational.

Aologist puts it up wherever. If there's a spot, put it there. She always knows where everything is. It's weird. Who? Paula. Do you not know where you're... Because I don't lose anything.

If I can't find nothing, it's because Paula moved it. That is true. Christine moves stuff. They always know where it's at. Does Paula throw stuff away? Yeah. Allison's on a mission to throw everything away. Oh, yeah.

I don't blame her because when you get older, you don't need all that junk. Throw it away. Whoa. Christine's going through that, right? No, yeah. Throwing everything away. Paula's on. Look, Paula's on it.

Look, we've been mad for 34 years. I've been cooking. So I'm not cooking this summer. I'm not going to cook. You're going to have to cook. That's a bummer. What's up with that? She's sick of it.

I'm done. I want to break. So she said the next 34 years you're cooking. You're going to figure out what we're going to eat. I said, hey, I love ham sandwiches. You better start liking them. So we're going to be these ham sandwiches, boy.

You can toast them, toast the bread one night. You can do them like a, what's that melted cheese deal, grill cheese. Grill cheese. You can do them like that. Eat them cold. You can eat them cold. Eat them hot. Eat them all it's hot.

You can, yeah. What is your favorite ham sandwich? Top tier number one ham sandwich. sandwich. It's like a grilled cheese with ham in it. Lots of cheese, good bit of ham, but I like tomatoes and lettuce on it. And onions. Purple onions. That's the number one ham sandwich? That's the number one. That's the good one. Do you want to know what my favorite ham sandwich is? What? Like the child's version. Two pieces of the cheapest white bread. With the crust cut off. No, I think you can keep the crust on. Yeah, leave the crust on. Actually, cut the crust.

Ah. One piece of that fake cheese, one piece of ham, a little bit of mayonnaise, put it in a Ziplot bag in an ice chest, and then eat it like the next day. Oh, you want to talk about amazing. It's cool. Yeah, that's good. That's a good sandwich. Or baloney.

I like baloney sandwich too. I'm not a big baloney guy. Oh, it's good. I like it once fried. Oh, yeah, you cut the corners. It looks like it. You just split it. It looks like a, of,

and put it in a pan, fry it right quick. Four-leaf clover. Yeah. When you cut it, it looks like a four-leaf clover. Si, you cook spaghetti and meat sauce. Get some good mustard salt on the weekend, didn't it? No. Christine told me.

No, I've tried to spaghetti meat sauce. I just, uh, meat sauce. He's just making some. On your bologna? No. No, it's just totally different. Now we're talking. You got to remember what this podcast is all about.

We just talk until it ends. Bologna, meat sauce. Because Gimber hasn't gave me. I'm going to make some more meatball, but Gemberg's got to give me Judy's recipe. Oh, that's right. You are waiting on that. Anyway, you know what else this podcast has? Girl Trouble.

Tristan 15 from Turner, Oregon. He's emailed him before. Oregon? We gave him great advice, and now he's back for more. Uh-oh. His girlfriend, who he has been with for about six months, it's amazing, and everything you can ask for. But there's one problem. Uh-oh.

Boom, bum, bum. Buckle up, Tristan. My mom won't let me see her outside of school because of her mom, who has supposedly been rude to a lot of people. What can I do to help my mom change her views? Tristan, let me tell you something about in-law, son. They're always around. Yep. What do you think, Sigh?

I don't, actually, I praise God I don't have this problem. I don't do the old deal about that. We'll have an old-fashioned get-together. There you go. Over food. Okay, over a meal, of course. Get on that grill, son. Okay, get on the grill, invite your girlfriend's mom over,

invite your mom over, and then say, hey, look here's a deal. You two women are acting like chill. you're worse than me and this girl. Get over it. Okay, but Tristan's 15, and if he does that, he will get backhanded, and I support that. Yeah, probably grounded, yeah. It's a male.

Oh, hey, that's the old deal about, hey, actions. They must not know each other very good. Actions have consequences. Okay. There's always consequences. Yeah, that's weird that he's not allowed. I mean, he's in a tight spot, but it's wrong. Hey, mom is, uh, don't, right, darling, you need to let your son grow up.

Uh-oh. He's 15 years old. He's a man now. Okay. He's going toward man. He ain't a man yet. You know, I ain't even made it yet. You're almost there, side.

Oh, wait. I've been working on it for 76 years. I like, I like what you said. You got to be what your mom says, though. Yeah, I think, I mean, it starts with communication. There's a limit here. Okay, and you're talking about somebody, I'm a mama's boy. Yeah, you are.

You know, she's meddling. Uh-oh. There's actually a documentary about this. Well, no, no, because I'm talking about mom's meddling right now, okay? You know, she can actually say, well, I really don't like that young lady. Yeah, this is about mom's need, not his need. Yeah, and this ain't about him. Yeah, but mom might just be saying that because she knows something we don't know.

No. Well, that could be true, but I'm just saying. What I'm telling of that is. Yo, I think, hey, here's the time though. You can't live his life for him. Well, I've got advice. Okay. I have about that.

You need to go watch a documentary about dealing with moms kind of overbearing. It's called The Waterboy starring Adams. Well, no, no, because, hey, you got a good point here, okay? Because here's the thing, okay? High quality. Yeah, try to get alone because, hey, look. when you're dating, okay? Yeah, but he's 50.

It ain't a big deal. He's still living under. His mom's real fine. I understand all that, but I'm just saying, you know, there's a lot to this because, okay, they're dating. Okay, what if mom pushes the issue two years from now, he marries this girl. Yeah.

Now we've got a whole different ball game going on. Yep. He's married to this woman. The first thing. Okay. No, mom. He married. You come from your house with your grandchildren?

Yeah, well, there's too much stuff that we don't know. There are extraneous variables that we don't understand. So you do a needs assessment immediately. You write down what's going on, what the need is, and then you communicate with mom. It was in cons list. But Mr. Coach Klein said what Mama don't know can't hurt her. Well, no, no, no, no. That was Mr. Coach Klein's advice.

It's Coach Klein. No. I'm gonna say it. I think you need to sit down with your mom and say, what's the real deal? Because I don't believe this. Yeah. Yeah.

Let's talk about it. Well, no, no. That's why I said. They have a get-together. That's why I said. And I like what you said about having a meal and sitting down. And then, yeah, if that works, then maybe invite a girlfriend and other moms. But you marry, the family's part of the deal.

Like it or not. Like it or not. Like it or not. As they're put of the deal. Okay. Because I just told Christine when. we was dating, I said, hey, me and my mom, they're like this. You know, you may not like her. She may not like you.

But hey, you know, there better be some respect here. Get over it. Now, well, I'm going to say it. And here's what I do know is that your mom didn't like a lot of women. No. That's true. But she didn't like my daughter. But she liked Christine because. No, I'm serious. I'm serious. What?

No, granted, did not like Tracer. Okay, because the film was right. I'm not nailed it. She didn't like women. Okay. You know, so, hey, you know, that's why I was, you know, that's why I'm saying, like, dating is one thing. But if you fall in love and marry, hey, the family is, hey, it's involved.

He's 15. There ain't going to be no marriage, well, I'm just saying. Well, you never know. But I do want to know, do you get along with your in-laws or have you, most of your marriage? yeah I did sigh oh yeah you gotta make you gotta make an effort

okay Johnny B great yeah because here's the same we're all human and we all do things okay that people are not not gonna like okay so you gotta be

open-minded and I'm like I'm saying hey you know because everybody when you go into a relationship both of you've got baggage You may not know it, but hey, trust me what I tell you, you're carrying some baggage that you should have got rid of. Yeah, 100%.

Okay. That's why I was saying. This is a big deal on my mom and son. Mom and son need to have a get together. Right. And like you said, hey, what's the problem? Yeah. Okay, I'm interested in this young lady.

Okay. Evidently, you know something, or maybe you know something. I don't. Well, we need to talk. this out and then hey and settle it talk it open and honest communication all right devon from tennessee has a question his wife and him welcomed their son into the world march eighth carter's birthday so that's awesome 24 they're pumped the only problem is it's one of them babies he only wants his mom won't let dad put him down for naps or even like hold him he tries to help

out with bottles. He's trying to do everything he can, but the kids attach to mom. The question is, when is this finally going to be over and the baby start letting him help? I have no idea. You go out to have,

Dad, you're going to have to have patience. Okay. Because that's a natural thing. Yes. Okay. Mom and child bonding is a natural thing. Don't be jealous. Okay, because you're never going to have the,

you're never going to have the relationship that mom and son is going to have. Okay, unless you are extremely lucky. Spoken like a true mom. That's just, that's just nature, okay? Yeah. That's from experience because, hey, my father probably, said that about me. I wasn't that at a bit, you know, because, yeah.

Yeah, you just got to be patient. I've probably got the most recent. Our daughter, I mean, she was attached to Allison, and it took what felt like forever. And Allison wore, because we had other kids. She's constantly, like, in a kangaroo pouch. That baby was just there. And I was like, you want me to do it?

And it's like, nope, it's just easier for me to. And so you help out where you can. but now it's dad's the hero and I get to throw her around and have fun and then her and Allison can you know clean up the mess after I come in the house and it just causes chaos and it's fun and that's what being a dad's all about no and that's that's that's another thing okay because hey a girl's gonna have dad wrapped around his her his little finger a little thing which he has a son that's that's the life yeah okay that's why I've got eight grandsons Yeah, you do.

I don't need a granddaughter. Hey, when I used to get, I used to tell my boys, I'd go in there and I'd say, I want this room clean, I want you to do these chores, both boys. Then same thing, and I go to Amber's room. I'd say, Amber, I need you to clean up your room. She said, Daddy, can you help me? And I closed the door. I was like, yeah, I'll help you.

Don't tell them. That's right. That's about the way it is. All right, well, I got a Bible verse for both situations. There you go. Perfect. And they're back to back. Colossians 3, 20, and 21. Children,

obey your parents and everything for this pleases the Lord. You can still have a conversation with them, but you got to obey your mama. Don't listen to Mr. Coach Klein. And 21, fathers do not embitter your children or they will become discouraged. Man, that doesn't really apply to you because you have a baby son. You're going to get there, though. Keep your head up. Be patient.

Fatherhood's the best thing ever. But at the beginning stages are weird. You don't know what you're doing. nobody knows what they're doing. But one day you'll look back and go, I didn't know what I was doing, and it was okay. Yeah, that's right.

You got this, Devin. Just be there when you need them, when they need you. We'll see y'all. Maybe Martin will come home one day. Oh, he might. Maybe not. If the fish or bite me.

I miss old big head. I want to know where he really is. I like what y'all made up, but I don't believe it. He's gone. He's having the nose jump.