Duck Call Room - Godwin Faces His First Big Diet Challenge

Episode Date: August 16, 2022

Godwin encounters a major diet temptation with his name on it — literally. Uncle Si discovers that quesadillas exist. Martin and John-David debate which pizza chains are actually good. Godwin reckons with a wardrobe malfunction thanks to his new diabetes-friendly diet. Si is confident his club-hopping past makes him the best dancer in the room. A fan sends in awesome trail-cam pics of an albino deer. John-David's young Honey Hole customers are living their best redneck lives. And Si gets deep into why he believes baptism matters so much. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Let's talk about all the weird or unique things in this world. All right, let's start with you. That's it. Hey, that's right. Let's analyze Silas Merritt Robertson. No, company known that at Uncle's eye. Uncle's eye, baby. That's right.

Unique or weird? Both. All the weird, unique things in the universe. There it is. Wow. I reckon what chicken think we taste like. Well, we got the right people to... All right, there you go.

Tastes like chicken. The chicken say everything tastes like humans? That's what. That's what? Everything tastes like corn. Yeah, that too. So about chicken. I do this way, hey, you didn't hit it on that.

Wasn't it? Here we go. Welcome back. Here we are. What a bizarre start. Sa wants to talk about the weird... That's right. Are unique?

Well, so I have something to talk about, Sassie. Well, hit us with it. Well, so everybody's been sending an email. Darren was the first part. Darren from Saluda, South Carolina, sending an email. So say that 10 times real fast. Darren from Saludas. Okay, no.

He comes from good country, South Carolina. What? Anyway, and then, like, somebody at church walked up to me last night was like, have you seen this on Facebook? And people are tagging me in it. So there's a thing on Facebook because a guy made a TikTok saying his niece called in aquarium a water zoo and it's all the wild things kids say which and you fit in right well he's always said he was a kid boys right i'm a kid trapped in a 74 year old buddy boys but the the comments on it

are hysterical side what would you call a cassidia if you were a child a cassidia well first of all you got to explain what is the cassidia it's a tortilla with cheese and or chicken or bees that's flattened like on a cook top. Better when it's got a ham in it. Oh, here we go again with what's a sandwich. No, well, I mean, it can be a sandwich. Hey, that's what, hey, we'll go again with a sandwich. Anything you put between two tortillas or whose life is a plate.

Hey, if they're tortillas or corn, can I eat it? That's between you and your doctor, buddy. I don't know. Well, this kid calls it Spanish grilled cheese. Which may mean. Spanish grilled cheese. It's not far off. Side, what would you call a cupcake?

A cupcake? What would I call a cupcake? A dessert. I've never ate it out of a cup. This kid called it party muffins. That one's probably my heart. I like it. That's a kid sharp.

A kid sharp. Because every time he's at a party, he seems to have cupcakes. Oh, it is. And then the other good one was a little girl didn't know the word for thirsty yet, so she called it water hungry. Water hungry. Hey, I can respect that. I'm water hungry all the time.

I like that. And then one eight-year-olds calls Waffle House the Habachi breakfast. That's what I'm talking about. I got Martin Mali. That's true. That's it. That is true. Yeah, you ever seen them back there in the back?

The only difference between Habachi uses a little bit of Earl. Waffle House uses a lot of Earl. I don't even, what kind of oil did they use? Something made by pens oil. They don't want nothing to stick. Speaking of all the weird things in the world, Waffle House is one of them. that's a weird place. Why is everybody always on Waffle House?

Because it's great. They all stopped there, but they always talk about it. That's what I told Martin. When we went to Scotland, remember I told you? If we could get a Waffle House over here, we would change the country. Oh, I just heard Domino's having trouble. Why? Well, they was going to open a bunch of more Domino pizzas in Italy, and hey, they feel them out of the country.

Is this true? No, I just heard that on the news sitting there. here while I was waiting for somebody to open door. So, I didn't think nobody can't work. Dominoes, why, because it ain't a regulation, I have no idea. That's just what the man on the radio said.

Oh, no, they literally, they quit. Yeah, they quit. They quit. They didn't throw them out. Just nobody ate that. The way he said, they threw them out. Domino's opened up in Italy. Yeah.

And they just finally had to. They threw them out. Lock the doors because they weren't making no money. Nobody would go. Well, in fairness, if you're Domino's, why do you go to the birthplace of pizza? Because you're not that good. Whoa. I mean.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. But, hey, no, there's no, whoa. Let me tell you what. I agree with Barton. Let me tell you what Domino's has got. Convenience.

Whoa. Because you hit that button on the app and you ain't got to talk to nobody. He's in whoa. And it'll show up to your hotel door. G-Haw. G-Haw. Praise of the door. I know.

You want the bunch of mules, whoa, and g-ho. Domino's is good. You get that thin crust pizza or the Brooklyn-style pizza from, and I'm a pizza connoisseur, sir. I like dominoes. He ain't never been to Chicago or Italy. That's right. I have been to Italy. The old you like dogs.

Did you order a pizza? I ate a bunch of pizza while I was there, and it was better than Domino. But in a pinch, there ain't nothing wrong with Domino. Oh, pay. In a pinch. It's conventional. starving to death, I'd eat it, but I'm otherwise. No. It's simply

convenience. That's right. It's good. Hey, Marr's right. All pizza is good. I don't disagree with that. As a man who loves pizza, as a man who bought the Surfer Boy pizza from Walmart because of Stranger Things and ate one, I love all pizza.

Wait, is that a real thing? Oh. Oh. He didn't Google it, baby. No, don't Google it. I want to show you a picture. What is that? They made it

from, you know, like, oh boy, what's his name from there? Oh, does he put pineapple on it? They have that, but they have meat lovers. They have pepperoni. They have, but I want to show you what comes on the back of the box. Send me the photo. Oh. I took this.

You're going to get a giggle. I love pizza. This is the, I sent you the actual picture of the pizza and what happened. It's a chuckle. I could do a whole episode on people. Oh, wow, Martin. Yeah, look at me. What does it say?

You got to see it to believe it, my dudes. Those little sunglasses cutouts come on the back of the box. I love it. And then here's, was there a pineapple on this pizza? No, I just added a little cheddar cheese. Oh, there you go. That looks pretty good. This is Facebook time, boy.

But I'm saying, like, Pete, I'm just proven to you, I love pizza as well. Domino's is not great. It's not, I never said it was great. You said it wasn't good. It's convenient. It's good. Good is a strong term. The best thing, the problem with Domino's is the best thing they have there isn't pizza.

It's that stuffed cheesy bread with bacon and jalapia. Oh, no, that's fantastic. That's the problem. That's the problem is the best thing on their menu is not pizza. If you're a pizza place, the best thing they should be a pizza. But Domino's is better than Pizza Hut. Yeah. I've never argued that.

I've never come across a pizza I turned down. Me neither. I mean, me and John David. ate at the Pizza Hut buffet. Like, that's a week. Y'all hadn't been looking at the pizza commercials. Do what? Nobody out pizzas to pizza.

Pater. It's nobody out pizzas the hut. And yes, a lot of. I'm not saying. A lot of people. Yes, the stranger things pizza out pizza outpitas the hut. Really? A frozen pizza.

Yeah. Yeah. It's not. I like that thin crust pizza though. Yeah, because you don't feel bad after eating it. Eating the whole one. Yeah, you eat the whole thing. And you just had a little.

like three packs of crackers. Huh? They ain't got a sweep the swamp. Now, that is a local delicacy. It is, but they don't got, see, that thing's good, Martin. It is good, but Johnny's is just like, they think they're serving ribbys,

or tomahawks. That place is expensive now. Uh-oh, now we got to meddling in local business affairs. Well, I can't eat. It's got to be, boys. Let's just get off the subject. Oh, sorry.

I was about to do 45 minutes on pizza. Hey, Domino's has got a gluten-free like carb-free crust Johnny D ate them it's expensive too Well hey here's the goal for you The best of pizza I ever ate Was in Germany

German pizza Interesting No no That was because they served I went to a restaurant And ordered a 14-inch round pizza pepperoni

And then all you do one is They'd bring it You'd roll it up just like a hot dog And eat And I'd eat four or five of them Good gracious. Oh, no, no, no. I believe it.

Four or five pizzas? Yeah, 14 inchers, okay? Yeah, I believe it. This was the best pizza I ever ate back. And it was thin, but it would literally just, you didn't even have to chew it. He said he rolled it up like a hot dog. And he rolled it up like a hot dog. And I'd eat four or five of.

I'd eat four or five of. I'd eat one of a piece of sushi. Yeah. When I was in Italy, they'd put anything on a pizza. Oh, they'd put everything. French fries, hot dogs. Oh, no, no, no, they put it whatever we want to. That's where Willie got inspired.

Don't dare them to have a good dinner. That's a Willie pizza. We went somewhere and you made your own. Oh, no. Willie's house? No, no, I know. It was a restaurant. Really?

No, yeah, you go in and go there and, I mean, hey, they run out just like a tortilla and start with and then, you know, you got all the ingredients in front of you. I mean, everything you can take down. Is it like one of them yogurt places where they weigh it at the end and then charge you about a plant? Oh, no. That would be amazing. Yeah. It's like the subway that does that.

That's where it was, I think. Subway? You had a subway pizza. Oh, my Lord. No, no, I'm serious. I thought this was about to be an incredible revelation. I think that's who they'd done that. But, hey, it was great because I'm telling you,

it must have been 40 things you could think, just choose from. The problem is, it's like, this isn't a new idea. You don't watch Seinfeld, but Kramer did, like, build your own pizza pie. That was his great invention. It was like you go there and just pick whatever you put on it. Oh, no, no, no. It's fun. Not only can it really be good, but it's a lot of fun to do.

You're talking about Subway. Every pizza place. I'm just saying whatever, wherever it was at, it was awesome. And can we talk about like the biggest misnomer in food marketing when Subway says eat fresh? That's a lie. That ain't fresh. Your boy ain't into Subway. I mean.

Hey, you don't like that's a while. There you go. Well, let's take a break. We'll be back right over. We'll be right back for you. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means?

That means more outside cooking. And y'all know, we love to eat beef around here. And that's what because of our friends over at Triedales beef makes such a good product, baby. Ain't it good? It's so good. Our friend, Sao Robertson would say, buy on the grill. Look, before we got Triedells, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day.

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We threw a couple of ribbys on the grill. Look, salt, pepper, garlic. hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I'll tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Triedails beef. I know in size case, Christine loves it, which is just a, uh, she doesn't eat meat. She isn't a big meat easier, folks. Yeah. Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's trybeef.com slash. Support ranch families and eat some dang good steak.

Well, while we're on the subject of food, keep going. We'll keep rolling with it. Gobbin, how's your diet, friend? Oh, you got out of them. Kind of like, lust. Look, I'm tired. Why are you tired, old buddy? I don't know.

Well, the doctor said my body's not used to not having all that sugar. That's right. And I'll tell you, I could go to sleep, and y'all wake me up next year. fine. Your body is in rebellion right now. I guarantee you I'm in rebellion. He said he's about had enough of us, folks. So what you're telling me is your body's getting used to like switching fuel. You're going

from like gas to diesel or something. You ain't got no fuel. It ain't got no umption in it. They ain't got no gas in it. I don't get up and go boys. I ain't got no get up and go. Boy, I'm telling you, I could go sleep in a corner standing up, upside down. Other than that, do you feel better? Do you think you feel better, or are you just like...

I just feel the same. Okay. They keep tired. They keep saying, well, do you get sweats? Do you do this? Do you do? No. I didn't even know I had this mess until I give them some blood.

That was it. Huh. But everything good? I hadn't have no blood. You wouldn't even have this situation. I could eat what I want. That's right. You would anyone have this situation?

But then he may not be with us as long, old buddy. We're trying to keep you here. I got none. I'm 60 years old. I ain't going to be here much longer anyway. You never know. Hey, your old man was here a while. He was.

You guys got them good longevity, jill. Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah. You know? Yeah. So we're just trying to keep you here. Look, me and you, we're traveling tomorrow. I know.

I'll probably sleep. I'll get to stay on you, though. What seat you? We made it out of Buckees unharmed. We did. You just get beef jerky? No. No, you get the little keto breakfast bowls over there.

Keto, that's the key. That was a good breakfast. That's a keto. The problem is the galvan's on that no sugar bag right now, and the people where we spoke at gave us a fruit, a bushel of fruit. Yeah. A bushel. A bushel.

How much is a bushel? It was heavy. I got a question for you. And look, it was a. they was a I don't know what you'd have called a basket. It was like bigger than a five gallon bucket

full of honey buns. It had Godwin's regulation honey buns. All I could do was look at it. Wait, they gave you in the green room. It said regulation honey buns for John Galvin. They had no idea that Galvin had done, started

his lifestyle change and Galvin just walked in with... Oh, they had icing all over them too. It was Good thick ones. No, no, I got a question for you. Why is it that, you know, until somebody says you can't have it, that's all you think about when they tell you you can't have it. That's like every time I go to the doctor, take an X-Rae.

Oh, I thought about it when I could have it. Yeah. You know, when I go and have an X-ray and now when I say don't move, the only thing to think about it is, I want to get, I can't move. It's killing me. Yeah, you get an it, or something. No, no. An X-ray, you don't have to move for, like, literally five,

second. I know, but every time they say it, all I want to do is, like he's talking about, it's a it. I can't scratch it. I tell me, wow, you hurry up. Oh, it's torture. Old water zoo over here. Sa, what would you do if they told you don't nap? Oh, no.

Hey, no, I don't. I die. The die's game, baby. I just go ahead and go out. There you go. Change of address, boys. I just say, I ain't putting up with this. We've had enough.

I've had enough. I've got enough. Well, you wouldn't move anyway. Well, I didn't have to worry about it. I wouldn't have any inches. They could x-ray you all they wanted to do. That's right. They could x-ray me and have run through again, guys.

He's dead. They probably will study you for science. They need to study his science for sure. I'll give him that. His filtration system is not of this world. It's powered by lemons. Oh. It's unbelievable.

Lemons, vinegar, and spicy hot stuff. Cigabot. Tell the folks, what have you been eating? Gobbin? Me? Yeah. Fish? I ate some red fish other night.

I went and spoke at Nacchish, in Nacchus at Westside Baptist. The old boy caught him a bunch of red fish on the half shell. I brought them home and stuck them on the grill. They were pretty good. Oh, yeah. Been eating a lot of grilled stuff. Been eating a lot of stuff. Now, I can have them sandwiches.

You get that surly bread that's got 45 on it. That's all I know. It ain't got much sugar. There you go. But you can't have but one. It ain't no 33, it's just 45, right? It's 45, yeah. Okay, 45, yeah.

45 something. I know it's got a 45. No albums, boy. Yeah. What? No albums. Yeah. The big record.

I was before here. The big record, 33's. Yeah. Okay. 33 is 45. Out of your time frame. That went waiting. vinyl vinyl yeah so you got him so you still are getting to eat you a ham sandwich every once in a while

i get to eat me a ham sandwich that's right but no i never was a soft drink drinker yeah i drank coffee i would get me a me melly yellow every once in a while well they don't mess with coffee don't melly yeah i mean not melly yellow mountain dew a mountain dew i'd get it when i was traveling somewhere You know, I'd drink my mountain do. Well, you can drink all the coffee you won't, right? Yeah. Oh, okay. All right.

Yep. You just got to watch it. Yeah, it's black coffee. No taters. Oh, taters are out. Johanna made some meatballs the other day with rice and gravy. So you just got, all you could have was a meatball. No rice, no gravy.

What kind of crap is that? What's wrong with rice? You can't eat rice. I can't eat rice. Starches, sugars. Oh, anything that's good, you're out. Anything that's good. I mean, this is torture.

That's not torture. Well, I mean, it is. Yeah. Once you start cutting out. Your days of convenient eating are out. Like, you have to plan. Your meals have to be thoughtfully planned. Oh, that's a problem.

I did, though, with just two weeks of eating right, I was taking a pill in the morning and a pill in the evening, you know, after supper. Mm-hmm. And my alarms was going off all night. I was dropping out, which I had to eat something. But so now I'm only taking, yeah, that's what I do. And so now I'm decreasing my medicine. See, that quit.

That quit. Look there. good that's a good thing because your alarm was going off the other night while we were speaking at first because his high pitch the guy couldn't hear it at first i'm like i'm just looking over there at him and finally that tone got to his ear and he was like high frequency yeah yeah it's you man yeah and uh so i told my doctor i said this thing an alarm gets going off what do you think about a Reese cup got peanut butter, you know,

but I was wanting some of that chocolate wrapped around it. Did he okay? She said, no, she said maybe a mini. I said, oh, Minnie's good. I like many. That's right. I get me many of them and a... Many of them. A guy one went with M-A-N-Y, not M-I-N-I.

Yeah. The way he pronounced his word. And a mountain do, she said, no, no. But anyway, yeah, it's a different, it's different. It's a, it's a, Well, we get to travel together again. I'm tired. I'll be glad when my body catches up. They catch up.

It'll catch up soon. Yeah, you'll be there, no problem. Yeah, ketchup's out too. I can't have that. You never think about this stuff. No, I love ketchup. Yeah. No fried cropping.

No, that's out. Uh-oh. What if you just do it in cornmeal? I do it flour. It's that earl. It's the earl. Cornmeal. I mean, why would you want to do that?

That's right. Why would you want to run fish with cornmeal? No. Oh, here we go. The classic debate. That's false, first of all. Fish and cornmeal is fantastic. But you know what else is good?

Fish and flour. So, I mean, I'm not a stickler on either one of those. They're both good. Yes. But cornmeal's mighty fine. Yeah. Because it's growled that way. Yeah, you got to eat.

a little different. Well, hey, you're doing good. I gotta go buy me some more pellets. We do, you're doing good. You don't, you've decreased your medicine, so that's good. Yep. We're on the right track. I lost about eight pounds.

Really? All right, there you go. I need to eat something. I'm about, my bridges keep falling off. About starved to death? That's why you're so tired. That's why you're so tired. Oh, well, let's take another break.

We'll be back right after you. You just drinking straight lemon, jeep? Bainley. A lot. Well, what's got you on the lemons? The fans. He'd been on lemons. Before that, he had, he walked around with a bottle of it.

That's why it's cold in football stadiums. Lots of fans. Oh, lots of fans. Okay. I was talking about lemons. I was still on the limit. I went on my head, boys. Yeah, I was.

We were talking about lemons and he said, well, okay. Hey, you know the best part is. He's got one. As a man who likes condiments. That stuff is. One gram of sugar. One gram of sugar.

What is that? It's the old W sauce that... It's the best sauce in the world. Burn Burton's. I just happened to look at it because I had it sitting in front of him and I was like, how much sugar is that got in it? One gram. America's Worcestershire. How'd you say?

America. I said it right. You gotta have Worcestershire. Wistestershire. Well, there you go. Hold on. How do you say Worcestershire? Or Chesterhire.

Because we had a guy that worked here, he said, oh, yeah, I got some Worcestershire sauce. And I said, say that again. He goes, I said it right. Yeah. I thought it was Worcestershire. It's just one gram of sugar. How do you say it? That's what I told you.

How do I say it wrong? I think he's that right. Worcester. Worcester. Oh, he gets rid of the shire. He out on that. Worcester sauce. Worcesters.

Yeah. Worcesters. How do you say it? The things you wonder about. And why did they name it? that. Why does your feet I think we might be going down a rabbit hole that we went down on like episode.

Why does your feet smell when your nose runs? Because it's from England. Your feet smell. We're not sure which country, but one of them. He can't even hear me. He's not concerned with why your feet smell and your nose runs. That's right. I don't know.

Is that just a deep pondering? Deep thoughts by God. What did you ask me the other day? You said you had another one when we were headed to Pensacola. Oh, well, I figured it out. Did you? Yeah, the 18 wheelers. Oh, yeah.

They ain't got but one spire. But then I got to thinking about it. They got nine spires. They're just using eight of them. There it is. We passed one. I said, God, how much sense does that make? This whole thing got 18 wheels on it, and they got one spare tire.

And I thought about it, I said, that don't think of a sense. But then I got the thinking about it, they got eight, they got nine spares. Yeah, they don't need all of them. As long as they don't get two. One behind the cab is the spare for the spire. Huh? Well, the front two only got two. Only a one.

I know. One, two. There's 16 on the back. And there's eight spires that's rolling. Yeah, they're keeping them in shape. If you ever need to just ponder some things, go on about a five and a half hour ride with Mr. Goblin. Really get to pondering some things out.

Deep thoughts. That's why they only have one spare. Because they got eight more at all. They got nine. They got plenty. Yeah. What else you need? Nothing.

Not a thing. There you go. There you go. Any more brain busters? I don't know. Cy, you want to jump out with something. Weird stuff. Well, hey, what are some of the weirdest things going on?

Huh? Weirdest things. Weird things going on. Weird? Just in this world. This podcast, for one. I mean. No, no, you got to.

What made me think about this? People listening to us. I just want to Circee, Arkansas, on Little Red River. Correct? Yeah. Now, you got to think about it. It's Greer's Lake. Okay.

Yeah. Gare's fair. Yeah, it's very deep. Yeah. And when they run the turbines to generate electricity, okay, that water coming under the dam is a cool 48 degrees all year long. Mm-hmm. So when you get on a little red river, it can be 110, you know,

when you're not on the river. You go down there, you know, I'm sitting there fishing in a, something my, you know, face east or something I've done like that. Well, my beard is soaking wet, and I'm saying, wait a minute, what is it going on here? Why is my beard wet? Condensation? Yeah. Hot man, cold air?

It's literally, no, no, it's literally, no, it's literally. I'm sitting on a running river, okay, that's about, oh, anywhere between 50 and 60 degrees. And it's like 100. Mm-hmm. It's nice. Yeah. and I'm saying I've actually

I'm fishing on a river and it's air-conditioned Yep An air-conditioned river And it's and they got the air-conditioning set on Low I do Yeah

And it hit me out of How unique is this stupid place right here Unique Kind of like in bad lands up there in South Dakota No no yeah What happened there? Yeah Why is that like that?

Well all the Rocks. You know what I'm saying? That's what got me when I was in Alabama on the Tennessee line. My property was actually part of it was right there in Tennessee. Yeah. Giant rocks, you know. They go rocks.

How did they get there? Yeah, just then they pushed up through the dirt. No, it's just a wild, it's just weird stuff. There you go. And then like the desert I was talking about, you know, on the green. planet. That's wild, because everything will bite you in the desert. Oh, yeah.

Or steaky. Everything's got, yeah, everything's got, you know, there's something sharp, something sharp. You live out there, you're tough. Oh, yeah. I don't live out there. That's what I'm saying. Okay, you got to be tough. That's like when you live up way, way up north in Alaska.

I'm not, I don't live up there. You got to like cold weather. Yeah. Up there. and you got them people up there take it slow and easy. Oh, yeah, they don't get in no big rush. It's because it's cold. Oh, nothing about them.

No, sir. I love trail cameras. Uh-oh. Are you getting trousers on or something's happening over by one? A little old buck deer standing out there in the morning. Scratching his ear. You got one of them fancy trail cameras. No, I got a bunch of them.

Oh, no. I got about 20 of them. It is good, though. Well, you all want to bust, and then you just look and say, oh, it's a bear today. Check in on your critters. Yeah, it's a bear. You know what I've never seen on it? What's that?

A black cat. That's not true. You know why? Because it's slick. Yeah, exactly. They're too slick. Oh, no, no, because they can sense the vibrations of the camera. Well, no, no.

Well, you got to understand because I watched the show one day on PBS, of course. Okay. And a doctor. That's all this guy did. He studied like 10. 14 years, okay, to become a doctor, and what does he study? Cats. Wow.

Okay. Wow. This was like in the 1800s, they had one picture of this type of cats. They had pictures? Yeah, one picture. Be still. Okay, no, no, look. Like on them westerns.

So he made it his life's ambition, okay, I've got to find and photograph another one of these cats. Now this was in the Amazon Juggle So he goes It ought to be getting easier for him They're cutting that sucker down Oh no no so hey yeah So he goes and put 1,000 trail cameras out

Wow 1,000 Okay and over a 12 year period Okay he finally accomplished his goal There is one of them cats left Because he got another photograph of it

Thank you Okay. And you know what? So it took him 12 years with a thousand trail cameras going. That's a thousand of them. Imagine how many are in the U.S. of A. Well, no, no.

And they're still in a big black cat on none. Oh, no, but you got to think about that. Hey, are they slicker in what? They've been photographed twice, boys. Here we go. But before. They've evaded being shot and photographed. Before we take a break, though.

Uh-oh. Uh-oh, here we go. We have a very impressive trail cam diary entry. Oh, let's do it when we get back. Do when we get back? There's just one, I got one that's super impressive. Now y'all can't leave. Let's take a break.

We'll be back. Let's do trail cam. On edge right now. Leo. The porn sister. From Minnesota. That's what we're going. Oh.

Minnesota. All right. Well, if you see this thing when you're there. I thought it was Wisconsin. We're going to Minnesota. Yeah. Minnesota. Go, do you not know where you're going?

Unless they move Minneapolis. I'm going north. I don't know. All right. Well, he says some very rude things about the Vikings and the Saints. So, Leo, I thought about not showing this, but I will. He has this on camera. It's on camera, boy.

I'm pulling it up. I'm waiting. Uh-oh. That's a white. Oh, that's awesome. That is it. An albino dough. That's cool.

That's the craziest thing I've ever seen. You know, most of them you see. is up north. Why is that? Because it's the snow? Yep, they're trying to blend in. Here my question. Wait, is that true? I was making it total.

No, I had no idea. Since I couldn't see them, is that a true albano with pink eyes? Looks like she got pink eyes. Yeah. Okay, because that's the only thing about it. Yep, it is. That's the true one. That other one is the one that the other one had a little bit better picture of her eyes.

Did it? I don't know. He's got two pictures of an albino, snow white. Minnesota. That's the first time I've ever seen one solid white. I can tell you why there's more of them up there, Gavin. Why? Because these boys in the South, if they see that,

they go and whack them. Oh, yeah. Me, I'm like, you know what? They fixed the ground, check it. You know, me, I'm more along the speed if she just survived in nature being snow white, I'm going to let her roll. Yeah.

We'll let her bump. Because as a baby, she was snow white. Hold on. And she made it. That's incredible. I actually was bow hunting, slipping through the woods. Of course you were. It was small, a newly cutover with oak trees, and it was about head high.

I slipped it through there with a bow and deer stepped out. I've already drawn back and stick her when she comes out behind this tree. But she's white spotted. I thought it was just a yearling, you know. A fall. Yeah. They hadn't changed spots. So I let my arrow back down

And then stepped out It was a doe I could have shot her But she was pretty She looked like a fawn You know When they got the white spots She just never did grow out of it

Piebald Piebald Yeah What poll made it That's pretty Pretty thing Piebal Piebal

That's a P word Or it could have been Axis deer that got loose No It wasn't an axis But that's what it That's what it reminded me of It's so spotty

Yeah, that's what it reminds me of So she had freckles I like them That's a bunch of You're using them 3D tournaments Because you just pick a spot That's not Pick a spot, boys

Hey, there you go Got him Well Leo's gonna kill this name Martin No, Leo let it bump Leo's on a mission man Oh, I won't shoot it That sounds like a Vikings fan That's it

Oh Like I care about the NFL I don't Look you can't win at all So you might as well Shoot a deer That's white Yeah

No don't shoot that like deer. Well, that's the only one I got. I thought that was worth looking out. We got one on Fort Bragg. I love cool-colored deer. A Viking or a white deer? Yeah, we had one on Fort Brake. Really? And I was surprised nobody shot it. Time out.

I got a story. Oh, no, here we go. Speaking of albinos, these kids came in the store yesterday and they keep buying goldfish because they're running trout lines. Oh, where we were going with it. I think I'm a redneck, and then every once in a while I meet a few children that tell me no, not even though.

And these kids start telling me they trapped a buzzard in a foot trap, which is the most impressive thing I've ever heard of in my life. Then they had a picture of an albino possum that they captured. And these kids make me laugh really hard. But they were going gar fishing. Gar. Yeah, they want to try gar balls. Ooh. I can tell them I forget that.

I tried to tell them that. They're like, no. Forget that. Not with our gar. Right. These gar up here is rough. I fix it. Unless you really like a strong, strong.

Now, you get down there in South Louisiana. Strong fish taste. You get down there in South Louisiana where they know what they do them. And they catch them alligator gar and skin them out and all that. And they make that gravy. But they surround it with so many distractions. It ain't about the gar. It's like, yeah, I mean, it's a hush puppy with fish in it.

It's covered in gravy and served over rice. Yeah. Everybody likes that. Yeah, I mean, like, uh-huh. Like, you ain't ever seen nobody really just. I just keep doing it. Take a filet agar and just, mm. No, they're not planning on doing that.

No. But they walk to the store from the river, which is a pretty good haul. Yeah, pretty good little wall. And they buy goldfish and anything they can find, basically to tear something up. And now one of them's grounded because he skipped the movies. His mom told him to be at.

I pulled that trick before. Yeah, he was in the woods. So I hadn't seen him in a few days, but I'll probably see him again today. But they out there in the way. And I'm like, I didn't do that as a kid. The sad thing is I'd have been that kid if there was a taco store I could walk to. Oh, yeah. I'm like Martin.

Okay. But they came and bought a trot line and all that. And I'm like, they're like, how long you think this is? I showed them. And they're like, we ain't got a boat. They come back about two hours later, just soaking wet. They don't want swimming. They're swimming, hooking up that.

I'm like, I want to leave work and go hang out with these kids. Oh, no, no, no. Look. Hey, that's why my childhood, you know, because I remember, you know, we used to Red River, okay. We'd walk to it, okay, carrying a number three wash tub full of water and live perch in it to about the drought land with. Okay, and like you're talking about, hey,

we want to fish out in the different spot. to the river so hey we'd wade out there chest deep have a have a woola stick it down tied the shot line yeah baited up yeah we'd have to wade out there and take them off problem with a washtaal river chest deep's about four feet yeah yeah yeah off the bank yeah well they're all they're in two pa bayou i think is what they're doing oh okay it's what i'm gathering they're out there with them alligators yeah well they got them a snagging hook yesterday and they're they got them one of them three-tailed shrimp. They won't take them long.

That thing will be on the bottom of the river. They bought two. Uh-oh. That gummit. I've been there too. No, one of the biggest catfish. Okay, we got throw lines out. Mississippi set a record yesterday.

Oh, no. Hey, look, we got throw lines out, so it's hung up. So Phil goes out there and he said, hey, I'm probably glad to break the brick off. He's going to go find me a rock that we've tied back on to set it out. So I figured he had fell in the river, because I hear him. big, splash.

Well, I come back, he's standing on the bank and he's white as a sheet. He said, you're not going to believe just what swam up behind me while I'm getting this stupid trying to get this thing on hung because it was in a

brush top. Big op, he said, hey, he feels at his head was that way. He's pulling on the brush top and hey, that giant op come up behind him. Yeah. And when And Phil turned, he popped his tail on the water.

And he said, hey, his head was two foot wide. That's not an Albano. No, I just got that picture. Martin's literally, we're live looking in on Martin's property. Yeah. You need to get rid of them. Those are pigs. There you are.

I love it. Trail cams are awesome now. They really are. They really are. But before we go to a break, did you know, Mississippi State record was caught yesterday? Where at? Mississippi River. He's from Brookhaven. Christopher caught a 104-pound blue catfish.

On rod and reel? 104. No, not on a riding rail. Oh, on the sideline. That's a bull. Three pounds heavier than the previous record set in 1997. That's cool. Yeah.

Well, how big do you think they get? What? Apparently about 104 pounds. Well, no, no, because they had one in the Amazon on whatever they caught. The record. Well, yeah. That ain't here.

It was three people holding him. I agree. One had his head. One was in the middle of them. One of them was the tail. And just like them whales catfish over in the UK get ginormous. Them thing's going to live 60 years I'm reading right now. There's this really cool show.

It ain't on PBS. But it's called River Monsters. Have you ever watched River Monsters? Yeah, I was about to say, we're about to change size life right now. That guy finds the big stuff. Yeah. And it's a really cool show. That's why I don't swim in rivers.

Well, there's monsters. It's one of the food chains if you fall in, you know, some places. I went to the Amazon one time and people were jumping in. Your boy was not. No, they got them little fish with them teeth. They call pirama. Uh-huh. They're meat eaters.

They don't eat you. Oh, yeah, they will. You ever seen the movie porn? They eat anything. I forget that. The worst one in that Amazon Rivers is the one that will swim up you while you're taking a leak. Oh, boy. That's it, boys.

I'll take on something with teeth before I take on something I can't see. That's all I'm going to tell you. That's a good point. But let's take our last break. We'll be back right after. We'll be back with more of the water. Don't pay in the river.

All right, we're back. Hello at duckcallroom.com. That's the email address. Johnny D. What is in our mail bag? I got a couple heavy ones, a couple light ones. We're going to start light. Hey, God, when Aaron sent you something,

do you know why in Athens, no one wakes up before noon? in Athens? In Athens? I do not. Because Don is tough on Greece. Oh, that one's like halfway educated there. A little more sophisticated than our normal humor. You got to be geographically sound.

And then Dan, whose last name starts with the O and then continues on because he's from Ireland, he wants to know who the best dancer out of the duck call room is. And I'm not making this up. He put his money on me. No. Dancer? No. I don't dance.

I don't really dance either. I don't dance now, but in the day. Oh, he had that dragon jacket. I could cut a rug, son. Could you? He's got a swagger. He's got a band. Some tell me, sigh, dance like him boys on her brother where art thou.

Oh, no. Hey, in my day, I could get down. In conscience, sorrow. Yeah, the best one I remember, I went to bar in Boston. okay and this fine thing was shutting everybody down until she got up with me and then hey we put on a show okay I'm serious the crowd the crowd got off of the dance floor and watched me and this check

we oh we was getting down now I'm telling you I know they're making a movie man why why I made a movie I wasn't cell phone video oh no no hey John Travolta couldn't touch me I'm just saying okay they're making a movie movie about Phil's life. Way more interested. But you, boy.

I mean, it might be rated PG-13 or something. Hey, I'm telling you. You, hey. And be a little weird. It depends on who tells the story. It would be, hey, not weird, unique. Yeah. If I get a hold of Christine,

all of it. Oh, hey, she'll tell you now, she'll, next time she's on, y'all need to answer. She did tell us. We went to the club quite a few times. Okay. Did you ever go to the water zoo?

No. So, Sal, you're the best dancer. Yeah. I'm like you. I'm not fighting. Out of this bunch, okay? I'm not fighting.

I only dance at weddings. No. Okay. That's the only place I'm dancing. But I'm just saying that was back in the date. I'm going to leave out. Go ahead, Martin. And it's not really dancing.

It's more just jumping. Yeah. Hands in air. Up by the state. Sweating. I got a video. The one you need to ask. I got a video.

I got a video. You're at a wedding. I'm a good time. But I'm not like, I ain't seeking out a dance party. But if you invite me to your wedding, he's going to have fun. I'm going to have fun. No, we're not doing that.

No, we're not doing that because I'm enjoying that. Oh, yeah, we're going. Let's get serious. Hold that. Keep going. Let me scroll through the video section of my phone. The next one's serious. So, like, we can't jump around.

Well, but we may end on a high note. You never know. All right, well, I'll do one that I'm not sure. sure if this is serious or not, but Billy from Ohio. Remember when we asked people to send in the longest they've ever slept? Mm-hmm. How long did Sye say you slept? I spent 24 hours.

This guy said the longest he ever slept was for six months. Wait, what? They called it a coma, but it felt like a good night's sleep. So he found out how long it was. A traitor. So I appreciate the good attitude about it, but that's terrifying. Tommy Topper, boys. He's top of me.

Six months. I ain't got that. He said it felt like a good night. sleep. I don't know how long that'll ever sleep. Hey, that makes me think of resurrection. Hmm? Yeah.

Hey, you don't realize you're about the resurrection. When you die, you just want to sleep. Yeah, you just go to sleep. And then, boom. You don't know how long you sleep. Okay. It's like whenever you go into surgery. They put you asleep, you wake up four hours later, maybe.

Maybe even longer than that. You're lucky I've had to clear my phone. Thank goodness. Oh, right. He ain't got it. Look, I got a video of you at Bella's wedding. If you're having a wedding, invite me. That's right.

It's a good time. Yeah. So, invite a side. All right, anyway. Favorite song is shout. No, my favorite song is the Mamba. Oh, the Mamba. That's only because it's my wife's favorite song.

We get to dancing, son. Who can't get down to the Mubba? I thought it was the chicken danked. I don't like that one. I don't like... Hey, Al's got the Monster Mash down perfect. I don't like dances with... With instructions.

With routines. More of a freestyle kind of guy. I just need to be able to go. Freestyle. No instructions. I can't do instructions. I read instructions anyway. So we've gotten a lot of emails about baptism lately.

Just a bunch of them. Okay. Do it. I think we're all behind Martin. Don't jump the gun on the answer. Do it. And I'm just going to burn through a couple. Well, we haven't got a lot of time.

But. Ain't never even to burn through them. It's got water. So. So Kylan emails in about being baptized, but the church he goes to it and baptizing people for like a few months. So he's like, what do I do? Go find a creek.

Get in a pond, get a swimming pool, somewhere you can get under the water. And he's like, hey, can I come up there? If you find one else, I'll do it. I mean, come on. Oh, we'll find somebody to baptize you up here. Yeah. Yeah, if you want it. Yeah.

So I guess where I wanted to go with that is, and there's a lot of people asking questions. Because I think Phil and Cy and Willie, like we put a heavy emphasis on baptism down here in our circle. And I've noticed a lot of churches don't do that. So what I would say to people wondering, like, why do we do that? It's because that's what they did in the Bible. There was never like a, hey, I believe, okay, well, sign up. in six months, invite your family. It was always like, there's some water.

Yeah, but this goes further than that. I've always said, why would anybody choose baptism to balk and talk about, no, it's not, if this or that, I don't have to. There's too much importance of what's going down in baptism. Number one, you're reenacting Jesus' death, barrel, and resurrection. Okay, and the main thing is, okay, baptism seals the deal God made with you. He allows you to reenact Jesus' real death, barrel, and resurrection. Okay.

And then the key to it is, you read it. when you go to the axe and all that, okay, and read, what happens once you are immersed in the water when you come out? The gift you're given the gift of the Holy Spirit. That means, hey, God gives you a part of Him to dwell in you. You don't want to mess with that. Yeah. Okay, because that's what marks you, okay, and sets you aside.

when the resurrection happens. Yeah. Okay, that's why we don't mess with it. And that's why it's crucial, you know, if you've heard the message and you want to obey it by being buried, you know, in water, you bury the old sinful man and you come out of the water,

a new creation is what God says. And then he gives you part of himself. that's the importance that's why you don't mess with baptism there's too much going down when it happens you've become you've been cleansed by the blood of Jesus

number one okay you're as white as snow you withstand with sin all of us are once you are baptized you're washed white as snow by Jesus's blood okay and then you receive the gift of the Holy Spirit

to dwell in you and to help you on your journey on this sinful earth to walk the way Jesus wants us to walk. That's the importance of it. Okay. Yeah. That's important. Nailed it. Yeah.

The thing everybody, when they ask me, I always said, hey, if it's good enough for Jesus, son, it's good enough for me. Yeah. So, you know. Because he set the example, then he had no sin. Yeah. Now, am I willing to limit the power of the Savior, of the world by saying if you don't get baptized you're not going to heaven no nope no no I'm not

one to limit that ain't qualified ain't qualified I'm thinking if you're willing and able why wouldn't you like everything I've ever read and that's going to be our verse today it was I believe all right here's here's your first step yeah go dunk yourself in water and because and let me just clarify this people are going to look at that like it's weird if they don't understand what you're reading and what you're believing in, they're going to like, why would you have another person dunk you in water

to signify something? And that's kind of what it's about. It's saying, here I am, look at what I'm doing. I surrender. This is me. You switched my verse of the day.

Are you reading Peter? I had Acts 8 with Ethiopian eunuch. Look, so I'm going to do both over that. Or Acts 238. So whenever Philip Preaches the Ethiopian Unix, Acts 836, he said,

Well, there's water right there. What prevents me being baptized, and he commanded the chariots to stop, both went down to the water, and they got baptized. And I'm going to read what size just talked about because they kind of gave me chills. Oh, no.

Matthew 3.13, then Jesus came from Galilee to the Jordan to be baptized by John, but John tried to deter him saying, I need to be baptized by you. And you come to me? Yeah, and you come to me. Jesus replied, let it be so now.

It is proper for us to do this to fulfill all righteousness. and when you know Jesus says that to you John the Baptist says okay John 333 John the Baptist says hold you know we going son As soon as Jesus was baptized He went up out of the water at that moment

Heaven was open and saw the spirit of God Descending like a dove and a lighting on him And a voice from heaven said this is my son Whom I love with him I'm well pleased We had a lot of other emails too About ages and all that I'm just going to say it's a good, good thing.

Yeah. Whatever your thoughts are on it, it's a good thing. Yeah. I'm forward. Size forward. All right. What do y'all want to do next time? I don't know.

But we'll find out. We'll see y'all next time right here. We're out. We're out of here.