Duck Call Room - Godwin Gives an Update on His Twin Grandbabies and His Diabetes

Episode Date: October 14, 2025

Uncle Si falls hook, line, and sinker for a fake news story about a man escaping police on a giraffe, then somehow ends up online shopping for one. Martin discovers a museum that has Si dreaming of silk quilts. John-David and Hunter lose it over an animal name that sounds just naughty enough to send them straight back into middle-school humor. Godwin tries to remember the last time he wore pants, and the boys float the idea of naming a bridge after Uncle Si in West Monroe. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How to ride a giraffe. Gang? Have we started? I don't think so. We are now. Welcome back to the duck doll room. He pleased police on a giraffe. Hey what?

I love when Cy reads my computer. So I was just going through some emails before we got started. A lot of people telling us about... Well, we can start there. Starting the emails then. Taking lizards and goats and stuff. And somebody took a chicken to the vet. Take it to KFC.

Anyway. Why would you do that to the chicken? At least take it to Popeyes. Let it die with dignity. Well, they're rude or there. Anyways. I bet riding a giraffe would be fun. Okay.

Okay. This email. Daniel doesn't say where he's from. I wouldn't either. He's gone over. I don't know where Daniel's from. He said he know. He came across this.

Australian man flees police on a giraffe. Hey guys. This is Hunter. Just wanted to pause here. for a second for a quick editor's note to tell you the following story that they're about to tell is not real. It's fake. It's so fake.

Someone emailed in a story and it's just not real. But I thought that the reaction to the story was so funny. I didn't want to cut any of it for you guys. Just wanted to note it's not real. No one wrote a giraffe to escape the police. In Australia,

police couldn't believe their eyes when a man who galloped down a side road riding a giraffe and they chased him for 30. Drafts are fast. He explained he raised a giraffe for six years and was trying to move them to a larger property. How do you just, how do you make it six years without anybody knowing you got a giraffe?

I'd either run or I lose my giraffe and he's my entire world, the man said. At least the giraffe is loved, right? Well, not anymore. They took him. What government down in Australia said you can't have, He rounded his giraffe. There we go.

They took it from him. Oh, that's terrible. How do you hide a giraffe for six years? That's what I'm asking. And he was taking it to a bigger... He got a high fence. High fence place. He got to have a roof, too.

He was a sneaky giraffe. I guarantee. There's no such thing. He taught him to lay down. If there's one animal that just can't be sneaky... It's a giraffe. Giraff sneaky. But he was sneaky because he made it somehow from Africa and Australia.

Nobody knew it was around there for six years. Tucker swam good. Got them big leg. He probably just walked it. Where do you even get it? Yeah. He bought him. Yeah.

Anyways. Periscoping it. The photograph, he has a, it looks like a special saddle for riding, said giraffe. But you don't ride it up top, Cy. No, you got to ride it top. I hurt his neck, man. I ain't no heart of his neck. That's got a strong neck, son.

All right, I found it. He's talking about a neck roast. Giraffesfor sale.com. He got one, boy. He could wait a country. That's not a real site, right? I didn't say the name of the real site because I don't want somebody to go on there. Oh, and buy us a giraffe?

Well, it really is exotic animals for sale.com or dot net or something. But, I mean, did they ship it to? I feel like if I type in my information, I'm going to lose a lot of money. That's why you type in hunters. They're not, Hunter can have your credit card. And they're not going to send me a giraffe. Well, they may. It just may be stuffed instead of a real giraffe.

Oh, wait, here's all the laws. I mean, like, if you have any pet in the world, what are you getting? Well, according to this, a giraffe is just... There's a partial ban on exotic animals in Louisiana. Well, yeah, because we let them go and they thrive. I mean, we're proof positive. We have a proven history of turning stuff loose and then it wrecks havoc, i.e. the neuter rat.

And so, I mean, there's... Those states require a permit. We could keep one in Mississippi or Texas. Well, a giraffe. big enough to step from either one. So, you know. All we need is what? Well, Texas has got probably more giraffes than the rest of the world has in zoos,

and they just call them high fences, you know. Texas is a world traveling place if you want to go see critters. May wildebeest. No, even if you do, the average price for acquire a healthy giraffe, why would anyone want a sick giraffe, is $40,000 to $80,000, which is a really big price right now. That ain't bad. What?

40 grand? Forty grand for a giraffe. That's a pretty good price. Yeah, get two of them. You do need a vet, by the way. Well, yeah, you'd have to have a large mammal vet. I wonder what an elephant would cost. Give me five.

What are you showing, man? And why is your fingers two different colors? Exotic animals for sale. Oh, God. Because he's an alien. What are y'all doing over there? Goblin got some kind of infection going on from a hook. injury, it looks like.

I'm going to stay over here. There's monkeys. It ain't one. It ain't the color of the rest of your finger. Is it going to stay there? I'm going to lose that, Aina, probably. Going to fall off. Y'all.

Turn black and fall off. What's the most expensive animal on the free market? Yeah. I guess you'd call that a free market. We can get a wolf for three grand. Do you ever tell you about my buddy who got a wolf on accident? Ah, tell me. Yeah, he bought a wolf on accident.

By accident? Well, he bought two dogs. And one of them was a wolf No, they were both wolves Oh, they was both He was trying to get one of them Cool-looking dogs And he bought it from what he thought

Was a reputable person? He like drove a long way to get it. Were they bay wolf? I don't know. I wouldn't mess him with them. He was trying to get a husky Was there a wolf? Yeah, about two years into it

He was like, I don't think these are dogs. Well, man, he's very much a dog. Were they main doing? Did they how? Yeah, I think so. Huh. I think a full moon happened. He was like, this might not be a dog, y'all.

Yeah, he accidentally bought two wolves. You got to be careful when you're on the weird part of the internet that sells kangaroos, 1750. A wolf would be cool. 1750? That's not bad. Like, that's just enough to pique my interest. What is the most expensive exotic animal? Elephant.

That's what I thought. Do you know how much you'd have to spend at the grocery store? No, Joe Exotic afforded those. It might be a tank, especially the one. White tank. Wow. This is wild that this is even a business. Yeah.

I mean, who buy out? Slash duck. There's a female. There's a female. There's a female zebra in Iowa for sale. Very calm. A what?

A zebra. A zebra for $8,300. How much? Contact. They breed them with mules and call them Zedonks. And they're using for pack animals like Colorado. Oh, man, there's a camel. You're more into Winston's, though, right?

I know. Hey. South of town. What if you got a camel and named him Winston? That's what surprised me about Africa. Ten grandkids. Why didn't anybody, hey, rope and ride the zebra? I think zebras are mean.

Well, they're... No, no, hey, hey, I just... Something's wrong with that picture. What, you're thinking that they said a domesticated zebra? Oh, yeah, they should have domesticated zebras. They must be something... We've done it with domesticity. They would have done it, but they didn't do it.

Yeah. Here's a zebra in Virginia for $4,500 bucks. because I just look at it Hey It's always better to ride than walk So if they've got a four-legged animal They should put a saddle on something

Over there in Africa They ride camels Yeah Probably much easier I mean he seems like He seems easier to get along with The desert ship There's a lot

There's 46 pages of this But it's really disappointing When they're like Hey here's a zebra for four grand And the next picture's a hedgehog like that's not that cool. No offense to the hedgehog. What are they for?

Have you ever seen that movie? Sonic. Oh, that's the worst movie. I like to have a one of a hodgehog. A warthog? Yeah. I'd like to know how big them tusky he got.

You can look that up. They got some of the show on the show every once in. They out there. That's a sucker has trouble eating. I wonder if there's any exotic ducks out there. You're talking about, you're talking about. Oh, yeah. You can get.

ducks anywhere. The way the hogs teeth and stuff work, that's pretty amazing. You can get two yaks for 3,500. That feels like a good deal. Male and female? No, both female. Both female? Well, you need a male. You're going to turn that into a business. What is the Buffalo cost? I don't know. Yackety yack. Oh, I found a bingo. Don't come back. Oh, it's a... I don't know what? I don't know what it is. Bingle tiger? It just says bingle. Probably it's bingo tiger. That's that rope spray. with the lightning bolt on it. It'll kill them off.

What was the guys that used to do the Vegas show with wild, wild bagel tigers? Sigfried and Roy, wasn't that then? What, but we never got there. So one exotic pet, what are you getting?

I'm going to, well, hey, I'm like a big tiger. A big tiger. I really would. No, you wouldn't.

Yeah, I would. Eat you out of house and home. Yeah, Chris Daniel has to go, you know, she'd have to get her home. bet you could stop it eat you because i don't want my big tiger lay beside me what you would

lay beside you yeah you would rather lay beside a tiger than your wife you just think of having a big tiger you did miss when she was here there was a little friction no not much we'll never have to worry about hey they're going to have to go to counseling yeah oh man let somebody break in i'd get a giant otter you know the thing is you oh i got you an otter an otter Well, if you listen on there, though, you've got to have all the rules, regs, permits, and everything. You know what, you've got to have permit for, duck season, and our friends over at duckstamp. com, now make it easier than ever to get the digital duct stamp. Digital duct.

Now, that doesn't allow you to buy a duck per se. That's right. Or a baby Asian small- clawed otter. But it does allow you to go duck hunting without fear of getting a ticket, not having your federal duck stamp. There's a website for both, duckstamp.com. They don't say how much the otters cost, though. I'm glad they do. But a duck stamp's only 25 bucks.

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I have no idea how that happened. I've been sitting here watching you and it was clean when we started. It's that oatmeal cream pie that Sarah brought us. That lady that, I spilled tea on me this morning. He's spilling hot chocolate on him. I've got hot chocolate on me probably.

A year to the age where I'm going to suggest darker colors. So I'll have a warm fuzzy statement but nobody else or not. Yeah, there you go. Shout out to Sarah bringing us the, She sent the picture of the Black Panther.

She was first, by the way. And then she brought oatmeal cream pies because we talked about them. Oh, man, they're so good. And we ate them. Man. I ate one too. I shouldn't have, but I did. Well, same way.

It happened. I didn't put my deal on the day. What? Nobody knows. I can have a few rewards. I've been doing good, though. It's been pretty awesome. There you go.

I'm happy to hear it. How's your daughter doing? I saw she posted something yesterday with them twins, man. Twins are fighting. Yeah. He said, you watch them, he's having a,

that's having a kick, kick fight. Everything is measuring good. Everything's, there's no, uh, twin to twin transfusing and what we've worried about.

But, um, man, it's been, it's been a blessing. It's been great. Look at God. Everything's going the way it's supposed to.

No, how much time she got left? Uh, January. So we still got a minute. We still got, here, let me turn this day.

They don't suggest buying an elephant. I can't imagine that I... You got to have a really big fence. She's trying to put her leg up there on the other teeth. They're looking at each other. Oh, take that. Now you take it. I can confirm this only gets worse when they're outside.

There's real things that happen on the outside. Look, look. Pop. Yeah, that's cool, ain't it? They're facing each other. Yeah, looking at it. They're talking. They already talking.

They already scheming. You go first. They're communicating. You go first. No, you go first. You go first. I'm staying in here. Oh, well, it's crazy because, I mean, it kind of like went from no twins around here until then I guess I broke the seal on.

Yeah, everybody. Yeah. We got twins. You got twins. John Luke Mary Kate's having. Yeah. We've got an epidemic of it. Yeah.

So apparently that paper mill, whatever they've been spitting out in the air is finally working. You know, and well, I guess technically it all started when Hunter started. Hunter, you're ground zero for twins here. Hunter's ground zero. Yep. That's how you got to defend yourself. I mean, you're right. I mean, I got nothing.

Hunter's a twin. He got a twin sister. Oh, D? Mm-hmm. Yeah, she's cool, I guess. Cool, I guess. Something tells me she has the exact same response about you. We have twins at our deer club.

deer camp a couple of them and one of them's going to they're from south of Louisiana one of them's going to Lafayette and the other's going to ULM oh we're having a hard time the first time they've ever been apart I can see that they're out of hot they're you know I guess 20 so the way it's in the same universe yeah we went to the camp the other day Jackson was tired of being out there he was hot and hunger but whalen wouldn't so then I took off on the on the on the on the rig with whalen and the whole time it was not we're having fun it's where's jackson where's jackson i'm like you boys got to start spending some time apart and like y'all if y'all are

not going to be able to function without one another if this is going to be what yeah we're in trouble like is that is that a thing hunter me and my sister couldn't wait to be apart we we cannot be together that long i don't know did you all talk y'all's own special language though yes we did do that Yeah. Do you still know it? No. No, yeah. That's a buzzkill. Whalen and Jackson look at each other like they're out there on the day of Pentecost, you know,

where they just speaking in tongues. Okay. And nobody understands them but then. But one of them will say something to the other one and he'll go get up and get something to him and he'll say thank you. And then they do it all. And I'm like, how did you get that from that bunch of gibberish that just come out your mouth? Like, I have no idea what they're saying.

How did you know to go get that thing? Yeah. you know that what he just said meant green tractor like because i didn't hear that's crazy you need to find out right hey you need to find out what does six seven seven six seven six seven no one can explain it yeah no one knows for kids that's what's what they say something they say oh that's six seven yeah six seven i want to know what the crap that means it don't mean nothing well google don't have an answer for it no no nobody does but every kid in America. I don't know what age it stops. The two 19 year olds that work at the Honey

old said, no, man, that's weird. But if you're in high school, junior, higher elementary, it's all you say. Six, seven. Carter's getting his hairbrush this morning, looked at me and goes, six, seven. And I was like, a son. I said, what does that mean? He goes, I don't know. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. It's kind of like you say something and you go, so. I guess. So, six, seven? That's what six seven mean. It don't mean nothing. It's just something. Somebody's said in the song and everybody trying to copy. I question, because I've never been one to really go down the news road. It just every time my grandparents would turn it on, I'd tune it out like when I was growing

up. Was it ever not depressing? No, because controversy sales, so everything. Look, I've been, and you have to, we've been all over this country speaking. America's awesome. Oh, it is. It's great. You watch the news and it's, you're, yeah.

Yeah. But they ain't going ahead. No, no. Well, that's why, you know, but it's just, you know, what was y'all saying? But I mean, seriously. Was it always like to? Was there ever an enjoyable time to watch the news? Six, seven.

I think, no, I think so. Yeah, I mean, I don't. Because, you know, back when I was a child, you watched the news, you didn't see so much stupidity. That's because you didn't have access to nothing but local stuff. Yeah, I just, my favorite part of the news was always Freddie. The weatherman. You know, he walk out there and either get sunshine or rain.

Yike. Yeah. Or when the commodities report would come on because it had that funny little song that they did. But it also meant the news was over. Yeah. So I was like, okay, yeah, it's time for the news to be over. We can go back to watching whatever we were watching now. I watched the news.

Yeah, but I just think, yo, I think there's a major epidemic. Pupidity happening. Because when I was a child, yeah, but when I was a child, you're talking on the news and most of them, okay, it was common sense they was talking. Right. Okay. And now there is no common sense. No.

And who wants to go see somebody save somebody or a hippo woman across the road? Don't nobody want to see that. They want to see somebody throw a rock fell window or burning up or tearing up a car. That's what they want. That's what's hell. To be fair, if some. Somebody's throwing rocks. I might pause the channel and stay there longer than an old lady.

What they've been in the tire up? Across the street. That's right. I was on the news once in high school. They don't show that. You see it? You don't see it. There is so much good stuff happening in this world.

Yeah. They do not report. It's the media. They don't report to guns. Controversy sales. Side, do you know what I was on the news for in high school? Good stuff don't. What?

I was on the news in high school. High school basketball. They were there. Were you there? Were you an Aaron's ace? I know your grandmother hit the news. She hit the news. The high-speed chase.

High-speed chase, yeah. No, I was not at Aaron's Ace, but the guy that was hanging on the rim up above me, he was. Oh, you got dunked on. You got posterized. I got posterized, and I looked up, and I was, like, staring right at the camera. Old KTV was right there, and I was like, oh, man, I'm going to be on the news getting dunked on. Because I still can't touch the rim. Never got close.

Never got it. And, yeah, I made the news that night. Local news, that kid got dunked on. Well, we ran that clip of me on Aaron Jases, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was. But the local news is still pretty joyful. Is it?

Yes, I guess. I don't know. I don't watch it. They got the fishing report every Friday. That's fun. I have a friend that works for the local news, and he gets to mess with all the happy stuff. It's not depressing for him.

Well, there you go. You just don't see it often. Hold on. Well, again, here's the problem. Media goes to the left. They never report anything good. Hold on. Do you remember when we, what episode is this?

91, 491. Like the first like 100 episodes we did, we did a good news segment, didn't we? Yeah, we tried. Where people would send in the good news. We stopped doing that and the country's gone to crap. Let's do it anymore. Or has it? Let's start doing it.

I've been on the news like five times on accident. It's been happy every time. Run something. on the news, okay, that is worthy of seeing. Where, hey, somebody helped a little old lady across the street. To be fair, what is newsworthy? A guy running away on a giraffe from the police. That's neither happy nor said.

That's just informative. And freaking awesome. That's what I'm talking about. Well, there you go. There's something, report something that is positive. The Australian news is trying. All funny. Yeah.

So turning into comedy. Instead of always going negative. Let's show a little positivity, boys. Can I tell you about the time that I was on the news in Kentucky? Tell us. In Kentucky? Yeah. I accidentally got on the news.

One of my bosses sent it to me. So I had to go to one of the premieres that we were doing in meeting, meeting greets for the blind. And I met up. Oh, you were in Bowling Green. Yes. And I met up with the actor that played Teenage You. Okay.

They played me? Yeah. Okay. So he was there. I talked to him. Was he just a teenage dirt bag? Listen to iron. Well, hey.

And did he impress you? Yeah, no. He was super impressive. Okay. But they took a picture of me or a video of me or something. Whenever I was talking to him, I got this, like, goofy laugh going on. And they were just reporting on the event. So just your normal life.

Yeah, but it was just. Yeah. made it all. But you got caught. Yeah. You got got a pick. They have no idea. You were the guy on the football game who's, yeah, whenever his team gets, takes a big one and they, they framed that guy. That was you for that. They had no idea who I was, who the kid I was talking to was. I thought they would at least do that. Well, y'all were just having a good time. They wanted a documentary.

They were spreading good news in Kentucky. A lot of good news happens in Kentucky. Does it? Sure. In Paducah where I was, they had the National Quilt Museum. I didn't have time to stop by. there, but I thought it was interesting. That would have been interesting. That we had a national quilt museum. That would have been interesting. Well, I'm just, really?

Like a national quilt museum. He's fired up. I know. Well, he loves to sleep, and man needs a blanket, so I get it. It likes to be tucked in tight. That's him homemade quilts. Oh, yeah. I guess.

I don't, I miss the national. Them are quilts that are made with lots and lots and lots of love. Lots of love. I'm looking it up. From mama and grandmama. old blue jeans and old clothes. They got a really good website. The National Quilt Museum?

Nope. Quiltmuseum.org. There you go. So it's publicly funded then. Okay. There you go. That's cool. In 215 Jefferson Street?

Oh yeah, it's right down from me. Okay, bro. I didn't go there. I need to retract some things. My facial expression said that sounds not cool. These are some pretty cool quilts. Throw it up here. I didn't have time to stop.

I guess if you're going to be in a music. museum for quilts like you got to bring the heat it can't just be you know random stuff i didn't see that oh that's a good quilt man that thing's probably a hundred years old while's i yet live from the town of boykin alabama they got quilts from all over the world oh yeah well it is the national quilt museum so and only cost 1688 to get in really is that the year it was founded probably so hard to say you can i've been in a pub that was built in 15 points 14. We're out.

Gotland. Trying to remember that place. And you're imagining who went through that door in Edinburgh. Oh, is that one of the things you did while we were sleeping? Gobwin's a sightseer. Me too. Govind. Gobwin don't like a downtime.

He'll take off walking on you. Gobin going to see the sights. We're going. I was at the bottom of the, in the square. It was a mile from the castle. down the king's mile at the ending square where they done all the beheadings and all that kind of stuff and the market was down there so that's where they'd go have a drink after somebody lost their head yeah oh well reckon they used to bed on it on the drinking or the head the head the head no like

his head a roll three times you know or like oh did it over twice I mean look at the hair on it yeah okay can you buy kind of a funny-shaped head it's just going to sit there you know like we bet on everything these days. Can you imagine who went through that door? Oh, now that quilt's pretty cool. Dude, there's a tiger face in the tree with a tiger jumping out of the tree. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Now that takes some thinking right there.

Yeah, how'd they do that? One stitch at a time. You ought to see, hey, see in there, you all see some of the quilts my wife does. Christine? Yeah, baby quilts. Oh, she builds. He's probably got 50. okay and it's all hand stitched she make you one she made them 50 she ain't made you one no

I think I'm gonna you know you know it's just it's something to do with your hands it's therapy too yeah yeah oh you can buy quills well and we all know in there it says idle hands are you know the devil's it's like Paula's mom she was 60 years old got in a car accident and um had to something in her neck For therapy, she had to move her shoulders. She started painting. And become the artist. Good, Gary. Yeah.

Yeah. She had painted on a cheese box, a round cheesebox. It was like a buck walking through a cutover at night. And it was awesome. She entered at the State Fair and got third place. Never knew she could paint. I mean, how do people say, look at stuff? and then paint it.

Yeah, I can't do it. Art is something that is always allude. Hey, see a picture. See a picture up here and put it on canvas. Yeah, I'm one of those people. Pretty cool when you think about it. I can do it with a pencil. You see you in 3D, don't you?

With a pencil? Yeah, I got really good at making, they're called Still Lives. I suck at painting, but I can do that with a pencil. Can you paint me like you do your French girls, Jack? That's crazy. Man, all the movie references. That is.

Really getting after them. Yeah. I'm enjoying it. That's a God-given taste. Although, I never knew she could do it. Yeah. She just done it for therapy, keep her arms and shoulders where she'd have to.

Well, that's like musicians. They don't read music, don't nothing about it, you know, that they pick up a guitar and listen to the longest song of her end. Yeah. Once you get them cold. I'm getting pretty good. Yeah, that's a gift.

In my opinion. I have to have a song. Slow timekeeper, though. Yeah, that time thing, they got it where you kick it up there high. Oh, I can't, I'm still slow on changing them. Oh, yeah. If you played slow, a slow song, dancing song, I could do it, belly rubbing song. I might could play that, but man.

A belly rubbing song? You know, yeah. Sheet twisting, belly rubbing. Yeah, all those things. Belly rubbing. Yeah. And I always look at the musicians. That's wild.

It is. And all it is is math. What? No, I'm good at math. That's all music is, is math. Incorrect. No. I'm very good at math.

I'm very good at math. Give me math. All music is is math. Then watch me sing. It's not good. It's very bad. Well, I can't sign. That's why I can't do it.

I'm not good at math. Oh, God, when you can sing. I think you just made that out of tune in a bucket. Well, that's what they made auto tune for. right, side? Oh, yeah. So I've been auto-tuned to-cuh. Well, no, no, because, hey, there ain't no original singers anymore

because they go to Nashville, and then, hey, you know, you can sound like crap, the mixer. Yeah. Hey, you can make you sound like North Brooks. You know, I do have a major issue with the National Quilt Museum. Uh-oh. For giving them now mad at him again. Uh-oh. Why are you mad?

There's a shop tab on their website. You can buy stuff? Yeah. What? What would you want to buy from the National Quilt? A quilt? You can't even buy a quilt. You can buy a picture of a quilt on a puzzle, on a mug, on other stuff, but there's no quilts.

Yeah, but how is this? Yeah. How do they not have somebody making National Quilt Museum quilts? And, like, change the design every year, like the duck stand. The reason is, hey, most of the quilts made were not sold. They were given away. Okay, we'll give us one for coming for 1688. No, no, I'm serious.

I'm serious. Pay it forward tab. Yeah. Yeah. Most of them was made out of love and then gave to somebody. They are people that sell them, but I mean, they're high. Very high dollar item. Very high dollar item.

Hey, you're talking about some time spent. What on quilt? On quilt. Yeah. Yeah. First they do is they keep all the clothes, old clothes. Then they cut them in the squares. Then they take them and stitch the squares on all kinds of patterns on the quilts.

And by the time they get through it, It's a very good blanket. Design your ultimate quilt. What would the pattern be? Well, Christine's got all kind of barn scenes. No, I'm talking about something that you want to go home and wrap yourself up in. Does it have dragons or Black Panthers? The dragons would be a good one.

A dark man. Or a giraffe. Yeah. Or a giraffe. Especially if you made it out of silk. Oh, he wants a silk quilt. Okay, you highfalutin rest. Well, okay.

You heft. That ain't a slap off of you. That or sat and sheet. Well, how are you going to stay in it? If it's made of a cell, you need something with some friction, son. Slide out of everything. You'll end up in the floor naked, man. Hey, well, there you go.

I don't want to see that. I've seen it. It's all right. It's all about freedom anyway. He's old. It's funny. It's cool. It's whatever.

We go into Wisconsin next week. Back in the day, I had my time, boys. We're going to Wisconsin next week sharing a house. I'll see him naked. Why do you like silk so much? First is like. and it's got a just have you ever seen that man fantastic feel other than other than his face he's hairless so you know I mean he likes that smooth feel I ain't got any hair on my leg because wearing the military

uniform starts so much it rubbed at all you don't think that would have grown back at some point no no it's done it's over you think the military uniform removed pores from your leg Well, let's just say it rubbed them off and they never came back. Hard to argue as high. When you can take a pair of pants off and stand them up. That's how much starch you had in? That's how much starch you had in. I've never had it.

Did they make y'all or did you go like extra starch? I could step out of my uniform and it would be still standing. I used to wear some pretty heavy starch stranglers. I'm serious. Every day. Gobwin and start stranglers. That's a. That's a.

now that you lost the weight. Y'all's... Guy one ain't wore pants in the 20 years. Hey, sweat would not penetrate it. It was like rain, it's like wearing a raincoat. It'd have to cope my leg.

Godwin, when was the last time you wore pants without zippered legs? Pants that are always paint. I got some, I got some camo breeches that's long-legged. Okay. Only in the woods. I'm trying to think

I'm just like I'm wearing the church too well you wear pants of church one thing I can assure you about Galvin he has a feel

for a need to breathe he don't wear close-toed shoes he ain't wearing closed bridges but the only thing it'll be solid I mean his hat's open

and the only thing it'll be solid on the boys's shirt and that's it I ain't ever seen him in a holy shirt wait till you find out about tank tops

You'll be living right. Well, I tried to get where they're in, and Paula said, Take that wife beat her off. Who were you beat? Nobody. That's what they call him, which is a weird name. Bad marketing, by the way. Really messed up there, Haynes.

God, that's a thorn. What were you? Yeah, what have you been doing, God? Why is it? He doesn't wear pants and he's got scratches all over him. Yeah, you, you. I moved a stand other day, and I think it. Okay.

Up side of a hill. Okay. Both ways? And then a gar tried to eat me. Uh-oh, a guard tried to eat you. My legs ain't too bad. A guard tried to eat you? How big was it?

This boy, he's about, I don't know. Three pounds maybe. Okay. About that big around. It wasn't one of those that could eat you. About that lump? No. It just wanted.

They got a mouth full of teeth. Oh, good grief. Yeah. grabbed the jig head with the pliers and picked him up out of the water. And that sucker flocked and good. Look at that. Where were you? Over.

No, I was on Dauro. The lake? Yeah. I knew it was a guard and the boy, I throwed that bait out there. And I said, here, catch it. See that big white thing? I said, catch it. I said, just bring that bait by there.

boy he did, that thing. I said, yeah, that's, that's him. I was going to pull you strange. That's old scissor lips right there. That's him. But that guy when croppy cache worked him over. But for folks at home, I don't know, if you've never grabbed a gar, he's equivalent to holding a bar soap. Yeah, well, don't grab him.

That's what I'm saying. A bar of soap is pleasant, sir. No, but you can't hold on to him. He's just like, you can't grab him. It's like it's the most disgusting bar of soap. And you smell like him for a while. It somehow got molded. Yeah, that slime stick with you.

You remember at Gimber? Well, of course you do. Yeah, how could I not? He said soap couldn't get dirty. Soap couldn't get dirty. Yeah, because it's soap. So you could share a bar of soap. But I'm like, nah, because the last thing it touched on you is the first thing it touched on me, so we can't be sharing soap.

No, that's getting a little too personal. Yeah. I mean, in that case, do you share a toothbrush? us? No, because that can get dirty. But soap can't get dirty because it's soap. Yeah, no. I've seen bars of soap with hairs on them.

They, in fact, get dirty. Yeah, they get dirty. Try to tell them that. Like, that's, yeah, no, I'm not, there's, yeah, no, we're not sharing underwear. That's the same road. Well, me and Giver used to share a lot of hotel rooms back in the day. He's like, and I'd be like, no, I got to get, we're not sharing the one bar of soap

that they give at the thing. But he was a fireman for a while, so apparently that's what firemen do. Yeah, well. Let me know if that's, that's not true, I don't believe it to be. But I can't share a bar or something. Well, he just said that so he would feel better. Yeah.

Or he just... What he was telling you is I don't care if you use that soap. I'm going to. You can use it, but so am I. But he won't eat at the Waffle House. Because it never gets clean. Because when did they clean it? But he'll share a bar of soap with you.

And he never gets a full tank of gas because he's got the bladder of an infant. So he says, oh, I'm going to need to pee before I need more gas. Trust me. And I'm like, why do we stop 17 times for fuel, Gimber? Me and Gimber went to Dallas one time. I got seven hours. I made it. I may have said this before we're on here.

But you get in a boat with a woman, and she won't take a leak all day. Yep. No, they got some special Eagle Powers where they don't have to go. You get in the car, go on vacation. You ain't getting to the next Texas. I don't know. I have one of them days yesterday. I rode all the way from Paduca to back here without stopping.

Oh, that was a good one. In a car? There ain't no coal. My truck, yeah. You didn't stop? Never stopped. I would have stopped eight. I'd stop about every two hours.

And the gas light didn't even come on. I'm by myself. Just to walk around. Get up and walk. Yeah, I was trying to get home. I was trying to beat the boys to bed, but I still, I failed at that. Um. So I was trying to get home.

What's the short? What did you go to the turkey for? I had to go get some decoys and stuff. Some new duck decoys. Decois. Decois. Hey, what's the shortest you've ever made it from West Monroe before you had to stop on a road trip?

Because Allison's got your beat. Oh, it's not me. It's Paula. Yeah, where do you have to stop? I'm trying to, well, when I go to, it's about an hour. Y'all, okay. At Tallulah. Well, yeah.

Depending on which way you go. We stopped at Goblins' exit, by the way. Is it used the restroom? Yeah, we forgot before we got in the car. Ah, yeah. We didn't even make it out of the paris. thing I say, everybody pee? When we go, yeah, when we go to the deer camp, we stop in Smackover.

Clean bathroom. And then we get a cup of coffee. And a great Ford dealership whose wife makes a fantastic oatmeal cream pies. Yeah. There you go. Oh, I know where that is that. Yeah. It's right on the highway.

But, yeah, that's about it, an hour and a half hour. Okay. Yeah, every once while we'll get in. We did an event one time. Immediately. And she goes to sleep. leave I slicker. Just keep on stop.

Yeah. Oh, I thought. But yeah, but saying that, like we did an event one time and that's, it was me and Gobwin and this guy, he's been known to catch a fisher to named Bill Dance. And he, we were going to walk out to go to dinner or something. We were doing, we were working for a quantum or something. I don't know. But, um, we went to walk out and Bill said, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, never pass a bathroom.

And I was like, look at this old man. You know that old man's right. Because you never know how long it's going to be till the next time you get that bathroom. Even if you ain't got to pee, go in there and pee. But the good part about being in. There's a bathroom right past every door. Yeah, but not in downtown Tulsa when there's, you know,

10,000 people that's been attending an expo. Like you, you. Also. Yeah. So we retreated and went in there and I was like making fun of him to myself. Like, man, that's what it's like to get old. You've got to stop at every place you see and go take a leave. It's not an old thing.

No, it's not an old thing. That's just actual a solid tip on preparedness. That's what it is. It is a... He just had a birthday yesterday. Yeah. Bill? Yeah.

Oh, does Bill? Yesterday or day before one of them. He finally made it. He got a bridge named after him, I saw. That's it? Yeah. They should name the whole state of Tennessee after. Hey, but it is pretty cool.

Like, if you're in Lynchburg, Virginia, you know, I mean, that's Jack Daniels country, right? The bridge isn't the Jack Daniels bridge. It's the Bill Dance Bridge. Lynchburg. That's how you know your big time. They didn't name it after the whiskey. They named it after Bill Dance. We should rename one of our bridges to the Uncle Sy Bridge. We should. We should get a new one. According to hello at duck call room.com, squirrels are cute, so I win. This lady named Jamie says so. I'm not saying they're not. Look how cute that squirrel is, Martin. That's a big old fox squirrel.

Yep. Yeah. He's just not, I mean, I'm indifferent to him. I'm not saying he's ugly. I'm just not saying he's cute he's just a squirrel he's tasty also lady hide that squirrel because these people will eat it oh yeah he'll get fried i'm not going to eat her pet oh i'd eat it oh my gosh so i said he i'd say it's all right i'd say it's okay cat squirrels oh i'm gonna govina on same page i'm a fox squirrels got more meat i'm a cat squirrel yeah but they're tougher no they're tougher yeah they are Get them on a young, hey, tougher. There you go. There you have.

You heard it here first. Young stuff's tender. Huh? Yeah, young deer. Yeah. The mortality rate, boys, is high. I'm ready for more deer. You reckon that's why the cheetahs and stuff pick on the younger because they're more tender?

Yep. Just because they're slower. Well, both. Because they're both. Yeah. Yeah. I just wonder if they look at him, so, boy, about that rascal.

If you're a cheetah, you're eating. No, no, that was always surprised me, and I've talked to people. A cheetah probably don't have to fish your, how do you say it? Because they're so fast. They can catch them anyway. Either all. Yeah, they don't really care. They just eat because they hunger.

A black buck looks like he'd be good eating, which he's not. The West Indian black buck. Yeah, the little. What's that thing? He's a goat. He's a goat. That's why. Yeah, he ain't no good.

Like they church, kind of, but they're real little, real little things. They're a deer or a goat or something. What are they? The dick, dick. Is that what it is? Yeah, it's the name of it. It's like tiny hole.

Yeah, yeah, like Spock. Yeah, it's a dick dick dick. Where are they from? Down there. Over there. Over here. Over you under? Down there, over there.

I once met a guy that trophy hunted those things. And he was talking about the size of the horns, and I was like, it's like one centimeter to the next, man. They're very small animals. But he told me all about it. They're good eating. They look like he'd be good to eat.

It's just there on a T. I got to move on. I got to move on. That's the name of them. That's how they measure dick, dick. By the centimeter. He has to their good eating. I mean, yeah, put it in a bud.

Like crap. You talk about this thing, right? Yeah, that's it. Yeah. See, even a microdict. A little bit. A micro. See, why we call them, they need to be called deep-deeks or something.

Dick-Dick-Dick just makes it vulgar. Yeah, you probably say. And you certainly can't say, Dike, dike. Oh, no, no. That's like the road deer in Germany. A big one's like 20 pounds. Si, that one, a big one is 13 pounds. He's much smaller.

Yeah. Yeah, he's 12 to 16 inches tall at the show. Why are we hunting him? Why are you hunting squirrels? That thing's cute like a squirrel? Because they taste good. No, that just seems like, I don't know. I mean, I'm a hunter, but...

You wouldn't shoot a dick, dude? Oh, that thing would be delicious. No, it seems like it hurt. Oh, that's been delicious. Well, I mean, I'd have... Delicious. Yeah. That thing's face is ugly.

Yeah, look at Jimmy Durandy there. Let's let him catch a scratch. I bet you that can. We ain't talked about Jimmy in a month. They got a good nose on them, boy. Yeah, Jimmy hadn't caught astray in at least three months. It was time. I mean, he looks like his fur is the color of a squirrel,

but he wants to be a deer. He's just confused, man. Hey. Is that a trophy dick, dick? No, that's a regular one. Oh. That's just a regulation dick, dick, yeah. Good luck, Hunter.

Hunter's losing. If this is all still in here, Hunter is crying in the corner from laughter. Hunter, that's his name. I didn't make it up. This podcast was crazy, though, Martin, because we went in a full circle like 20 times. We talked about giraffes, came back to it. We didn't talk about dick, dicks, but once. I was trying to go on.

But it's twice. Because you got to say it twice. Otherwise, you get censored, you know. But yeah. I'm just thinking of all the things in the world, we couldn't call him something else. Like a mini giraffe. Or baby deer. They don't have a long neck, though.

That's a good point. What? Got a big nose. He does have a big nose. Yeah, why not call him nose nose nose? Like a slow horse Smelly. Yeah, stinky.

Like, I don't know. I don't know where we've known. Sniff, sniff. I mean, there's a hundred other things we could have called him other than Dick, that's all I'm saying. We need to look up to history on that. I bet he makes a little sound. I'm afraid to Google it. He probably does.

Well, Adam named him, so. Well, I'm thinking about it right now, I'd shoot him, take the back leg, and grill it. And he didn't like a tomahawk steak. What about the rest of him? Hey, I just want the leg. Right leg. It's the sound name is.

You can have the backstrap. I want it. Backstrap. That's what I figured it. I take the whole leg. The backstrap of that's going to be a chicken nugget. It's going to be like a hot dog. Hey, that's it, boys.

Well, anyway. I wouldn't take that animal's powers. Grill it, put it in a barn, he's like a hot dog. That's what I'm talking about. Right. Yeah, when I grew up, I don't want to be a dick dick dick. You got to stop. I'm just saying he's tiny, man.

It seems like everything's after him. It is. Yeah. Yeah, he's pretty low on the food. I bet you they run fast. 26 miles per hour. They're sneaky. Sneaky.

That's pretty fast. That's faster than me. How fast a rabbit? I don't know. Like a cotton tail rabbit. I wonder. That's good eating. Rashid's about 22.

Yeah, that's good eating. I saw that, though, the night. That boy fast. He's real fast. Who? That boy plays wide receiver for the saint. They clocked him at 22. Yeah.

quick. Good, nice. All right. Anyway, we've gone in circles many times. We've called back, we've gone back. But I still think you should be a bird. But if you're not a bird, one day you will get to fly if you're in Christ. First Thessalonians 4.17. After that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air.

And so we will be with the Lord forever. Oh, God. I don't know what I'll say But one day he's coming back And I'm going that way I know I'm not going to say quack He ain't going to say quack Because that gets you shot

Just in case Yeah I'm going to make some new racket Squirrels are cute