Duck Call Room - Godwin Is Baffled by Justin Martin’s Vasectomy Procedure

Episode Date: November 15, 2022

Martin posts a photo with his boys and his archery bow on Instagram, and the feedback is WILD. John-David teases Uncle Si about huge snakes and shows him how cool Steve Irwin's family is. Martin is in the queue for a vasectomy, and this confuses Godwin. Si and Martin talk about the 50th anniversary of Duck Commander, and the guys give advice on how to not accidentally talk to people in a "mean" tone.  -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's that buddy been doing? I ain't even seen nobody. Everybody's been hiding. I said, they've been hiding. Where y'all been? We've been hiding. Where are you being, side? Oh, I see the rolling, the rolling numbers.

We're back. It took you a podcast room, boy? It took you 16 seconds to figure that out. I just have to look up and see the number, boys. Hey, the numbers do not lie, guys. Do you think Godwin was just making conversations? with you for fun. What's his knee?

A guy one, we never know. We do that often. What's these black things on here? It's to keep you from scratching the microphone. That's right. Where you can't scratch it and make noise. That keeps you from taking, well, he still can. Oh, hey.

You know what? I've always said he's committed to his craft. But if he uses that fish hook now, it's going to get stuck. That's it. It'll be there permanent. It'll be there permanent. I like it. There it is.

There we go. My favorite. bait. Yeah, we all haven't, God and I haven't seen you in a minute. Where have you been? I've been in a tree stand. They've been in a tree stand. I've been tired. Look, it has been on that red dirt road.

A series of unfortunate events. A series of unfortunate events. In the deer stand. Uh-oh. How many of them? A bunch. Just a series. Mm-hmm. Since both seasons started. Are they're funny ones or are they just sad? Well, they're just sad.

Oh, they're just sad, boys. I just said, we still have, well, I took Johanna out there, and she popped us a little old yearling. Okay. And then we cooked up, I cooked up. Okay. I cooked a whole backstrap. How'd you cook it? Where'd you get it?

From that year. Oh. Johanna popped it. It's not a series of unfortunately. Well, it's not a series of them to make one. Yeah. No, this one was a little bit bigger than a yearling I gave. A year and a half old.

A size special. A duo. Two-year-old. That bike strap was about, I was about almost two and a half, three-foot long. Well, how did you cook it? That's what I'm asking. Well, I took it, and I split it. Okay.

And I butterfied it. Okay, you butterflet it. What did you put it on? I took some, what do you, what's your mix when we was up there in Wyoming? Cream cheese, breakfast, sausage. I didn't put the breakfast. And banana peppers. Oh, and banana.

I don't remember what that was. That's proof that the Lord loves it. I mean, I would normally put jalapinas. For myself, I put jalapinas. But when I'm cooking for a crowd, I go banana. But, you know, anyway, whatever. So I, both are good. I put all that goodness in there, and I closed it back up.

And I took me a pan, and I laid me some bacon out, strips right beside each other, and laid that on top of that bacon, then I, You wrapped it? Yeah, I covered it up. Okay. And I stuck it on the grill. And you stuck it on the grill. How long did you cook it?

It didn't take long. It was about 30. Ooh, maybe not quite 30. That sounds really good. Oh, it was. Yeah. You give me that with two over easy eggs right now. Yeah.

You'd have something. Yeah. Ms. Paula took a bite and she said, let's go get in a stand. I said, it's dark. It's dark. I don't care. Yeah. I don't care.

Let's go get some more meat. Maybe that right there will make Miss Paula actually want to shoot a dough. And Joe, yes, he wants to. There's three of them that we're trying to get, I tell you, a mature dough is as tough as a mature buck. Trying to shoot them. Honestly, tougher.

They're done getting slick, boys. If you're hunting it now, you're hunting, then, you know, where you can see a long way, that's different. But we're in the woods. You're in the thickets? Yeah. With a bow and a string and string.

Yeah. With a bow, with a string and string. Those don't go as far as. She's fixing to convert over to the rifle. It's about that time, isn't it? It's already rifle season. I did that a long time ago. She loves bow hunting.

It's rifle season, isn't it? Yeah, I think so, yeah. I've seen a lot of orange places. Yeah. So, yeah. I just ain't a rifle hunter. Oh, I am. Tell us about it.

Hey, no, no, I tried to stick in strength. Yeah. I ain't never killed one with sticking strength. Hey, you want to talk about sticking strength. I got the whole world stirred up last night by posting a picture of me with the boys on my back. That was my bowing. Hold on. I need to pull that up.

Oh, like, Instagram.com. They all shook up. I don't know what they got so been out of shape about. Oh, were people been out of shape about that? Oh, yeah. I'll have you know my sister. Oh, I'll say the ones that were been out of shape were really, really been out of shape about it. Well, hey.

But a lot of people were like, yeah, raise them right. But they just need to get over this. The ones that were, I was like. What were they upset about? Oh, they can't breathe. They're in too tight. I'm like, well, then you really wouldn't like to see how we swaddled. And you really?

When I tell you it's tight. We wrap them, boys. The tighter you can get it, the better. Like, the first time we did it, I was like, that's got to be too tight. I still like to be swaddled. I would too. There it is. Look at them.

They just chilling. They back there sleeping. Hey. Look. It ain't nothing wrong with that. And look, for all y'all that pointed out that we all have the same hair line, I already knew that. That's right. He already knew that.

And if I wasn't comfortable with it, I would have wore a hat. But I didn't care. Well, I'm going to ask them if that bothered them. I'm coming over and asked them. Hey, dad and the boys got something in coming. They were all headed. Yeah, it's fine. Oh, look, they were back there just.

Having a blast. We bought that, or got that thing for the deal. And I said, I'm using that thing. That's what thing. Oh, it's all, you can wear it as a backpack or a front pack. Don't matter whatever you. Yeah, I never had it. I'm not coordinated enough to go around the back to strap it, though.

So I went around the front and had Brittany sit them in there, and that's what everybody does. Like, the things go wrong. I'm like, who you think took the picture? Do you think I had time to, like, set a camera on the fence? Yeah, yeah, get there, get the full draw, and get the picture and all that. I ain't that talent. Or did you hit the target?

Well, did I? Yeah, he pulls out. Why wouldn't he? I'm actually siding in my backup site, so that's why I was... That's awesome. Yeah. They enjoyed it. Look, they laid right there.

We shot about... Was they cooing? They wouldn't do nothing, snoring. I mean, they just tired. They had just got through eating. Full belly. And I needed... I wanted to go outside.

It was a pretty evening. Yeah, people are all... People always want to complain about something. Oh, my sister who has twins saw it before me, and she sent it to me and said, this is hilarious. Yeah. You got no hate from the Owen family. Well, I just couldn't believe.

I don't know why folks on media, period, feel the need to voice their opinion on everything. You said it right there. It's funny how people. Yeah. You know what media does? What's it do, sir? I compare it to a skunk. Now, careful, we're on it right now.

Well, hey, look, I'm going to tell you, hey. Careful. Hey, some media is good, some of it stinks like a skunk. What are we? Okay. Hey, well, we tell it like it is. Thank you. Well, my deal, I don't voice...

What you see is what you get here, baby. I don't freely voice my opinion unless it's asked for. Well, I do. I'm not going to go look at somebody's picture and say, you're doing that wrong. Well, you know more about them than they do. Well, yeah, I mean, the one that cracked me up is like, I can't believe you take those boys out. It's flu season. I'm like, I am a top pen from my back door.

If they were going to get the flu, they got it. It's flu season. Like, I'm in my backyard. You're not wearing a mask in this photo in your backyard. Oh, my goodness. Now we've done got weird. It's 80 degrees. Where's the shield?

Yeah. See a shield. I mean, I just was like, that's funny. Them kids ain't got a chance. No. They ain't going to make it, are they? I better come over and get them. Hey.

Conwin would have had the same picture, but 20 foot up in a tree. Hey, I was looking at wearing them on the front and shooting. And I was like, no, I was trying too close. No, don't wear it on the front. I want to wear, look, I'm going to wear them on the front and take them duck hunting. No, don't. On a warm day. I'm not going to be hunting, obviously.

I just want them to watch. They'll be watching. No, don't roll seat, maybe. No, don't put them on the front. Why? That's just. Hey, front row seat. They can't see the hunt if they're back there.

Hey, look, my daughter was in a game. He's getting a blind and take them out and hold them. But don't put them up. Don't put a back. How many times you know me to go getting a duck blouse? Well, when you get a brush whacker. He's a shallow water woodsman. I am a bushwhacker.

That's why you need them on your back. I'm trying to get in and get out. That's right. As quick as quick as you can't. How quick can we get to 20? That's my goal. How long? Oh, I'm going to put them on the front and take them duck up.

My daughter lived in one of those. She was about three. Yeah. She was the youngest, just strap her on. I walked all over Disney World with her. Oh, yeah. Just boom, backpack. When we get one of those warm days.

You need one of them, you know what you need? You need one of them little crawfish, pea rogues, and put them in that. What? And just pull them behind you. Oh. And you ain't got no. You don't know how much they wiggle. They're wigglers now.

They're wigglers now. They're going to flip that thing. Oh, yeah. It's way safer if I just put them in there and put them up here for a front row seat. Oh, they'll get their balance. I bet you. And then I can put that 28 gauge to their shoulder. First time they flip it.

First time they flip it. Hell no. It ain't hurt him. That was other thing. Everybody thought I was really taking them deer hunting this weekend. I was like, huh? No. I mean, no.

Hey, number one is too cold. It's going to be cold this weekend. That's right. We're going to bum them up and then take them. Oh, yeah. Hey, look, the Instagram crowd was way nicer than the Facebook. Oh, well, that's just, no, that's just life in general. Yeah.

That Facebook one big red. When you get on Facebook for some reason, apparently the first thing you see angers you, and then it's like, well, my time to give my opinion. Yeah. Time to send them. It's the time to send them to anger men. I just couldn't believe that they thought that their mama would let that fly without being right there looking. Mama Bear was overlooking everything.

Oh, she was right there while I was shooting. She watched every head of it. Yeah. What you talking about? Yeah. Don't mess with Mama Bear. No. Not on this bill.

They might have said something, but they hit that like button, didn't they? Well, what they did was made it show up on everybody else's, so thank you. Jay Martin Dupman, Instagram.com. Give them a like of the follow. Hashtag like and subscribe. Soft sale. Yeah. Duck call room on YouTube.

My point of this is don't give your opinion unless you ask for it. Who cares? Nobody cares what you have to say. Let's just be honest. If they do, they ask you for it. Martin, you don't got to preach in the word. Well, I'm just saying, like, just keep your mouth shut. Like, that's the best thing you can do.

When in doubt, keep your mouth and your keyboard quiet. Yep. Let us know what you think in the YouTube card. Hey, but you know what? We just ask for your opinion. So fire away. Give your opinion. Fire away.

Except for one of you. You don't give your opinion. Which one? Vic or Dirk or? Yeah, one of those. There's a bunch of them in there still. You know what, but they still watch it. Oh, baby.

They may have, but they still watch it. All right. We love you. We love you. All right after this. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means?

That means more outside cooking. And y'all know. We love. to eat beef around here. And that's what because of our friends over at Tritels Beef makes such a good product, ain't it good? It's so good. Our friend, Sao Robertson would say, buy on the grill!

Look, before we got Tritels, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day. And you never really know where that beef comes from. But with Tritales beef, we skip the grocery store and do it a different way. Tritales comes from a family ranch out in Texas. They're a fifth generation American ranch. So they've been at it for a while.

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That's trybeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. Now, I will say, before I posted that picture, before I posted that picture, I sent the manufacturer of the bow, Matthews Archer, I sent them a text. I said, I'm about to post this. I have a feeling people are going to have a strong opinion on it.

They're going to have an opinion. Are you guys cool with this? Yeah. And they said, fire away. Fire away. I said, if the manufacturer of the bow is fired, I was like, there you go. Let's go with it. Go with it.

Because I knew that was going to. I knew they were going to draw a line in the sand on it. Most of the rednecks and the God-fearing people that follow us were going to love it. and there was going to be about 10% that were appalled at what I was doing. It's appalled. And it turns out it may have been slightly more than 10%, but... Really? I don't know.

I got tired of reading it. I laughed for a long time, and then it just got annoying. So I was like, you know, whatever. I was reading it and laughing. They probably voted to pay more for stuff. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

We done quit preaching and got to meddling now. We don't know. It just don't make sense to me. Why not, Gobbin? You don't want to. I'll take that $10 gallon gas. Yeah. But then they get a raise because cost of living goes up.

Oh, wait. It's still the same percentage. Never mind. Funny how math works. Good grief. This week on Unashamed. Are you kidding? We're laughing.

Do you know the difference in a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? One wheel, two wheels. A tire. A tire. There you go. You went with a wheel, not tire. If you'd have just said a tire. A-tire.

A-tire. There you go. If you're out of unicycle, you'd probably vote for higher pants. I don't know where else going to that. Try to make a unicycle joke. I don't know what we're doing anymore. Singled. Yeah.

I don't know. You're meddling. Huh? You're meddling. No, that was God of meddling. I stay out of all things politics. I went and voted. I did my part.

If you start up with the pee, leave it along. I moved along. Because you know what? That's your job. Yeah. You know what? I can gripe now. Yep.

You can say, man. That's the only reason I vote is so that I have a reason to gripe. Really? Because if you don't vote, you can't grab it. That's right. You just got to take it. That's right. Take it.

You just take it. Oh, they're taking it all right. Well. Take it. At about 32% clip, huh? It's a wild time in America. That's all these years. But you know what?

I'd rather be in a wild time in America than most of other places. Ain't that the truth? Yeah. We're still living the greatest country on the planet. No offense to our Australia and New Zealand. Oh, I love those guys too. United Kingdom. I'm not really sure which country y'all have been.

I like shrimp. If they finish on the Barbie. What? Absolutely. I know. Shrimp on the Barbie, baby. Why don't I say that? I don't know, but that was the worst Australian accent I've ever heard.

Gobwin, you're generally pretty good at noises, but the accents. Shrimp on the Barbie. That essence ain't one of his strong points, boys. He sounded like he was from the upper west side of New York. Let's put another shrimp on the bobby. There's Jim Carrey for you. Hello, mate. The dingo ate the baby

Anyway We should go to Australia I'd love to If I'd finish that bridge I want to play one of them A didgeridoo A didgeridoo? A didgeridoo?

That's it. Them things are cool Yeah They got cool Amm Have you I just learned something By the way

You remember Steve Irwin Uh huh His kids Yeah Are like Him just made over I didn't know that Yeah

I just started following What else would they think Clones Huh Clones Oh yeah The son, I think it's named Robert. It's the best Instagram follow I've ever done.

There's animals. Now, there's animals I wouldn't touch, but I like watching other people do it. But I was like, that's just really cool that like... They're carrying on the legacy. Yeah, and they didn't get to spend near as much time with their dad. Because I mean, you know, if you were born in 1989, you spent a lot of time with their dad. You're a Steve Irwin kind of fella.

Cricky. But I was like, man, that's really cool that they... The dad laid the blueprint, basically. Yeah. And then they got older. and said, hey, I think dad was really onto something cool here. Well, what did you think there's going to be basket waivers or something? I just didn't know that they had taken it and ran.

Yeah. I mean, you look at kids from a business like that. Like, there's a 50-50 shot. They're either in or they out. That's true. Like, they rarely dabble into the business. Like, they're either 100% in. And those kids are 100% in.

His daddy owns a tackle shop. And there he is. He's in. There I am. Look at it. He's 100% in. stocking the shelf. Yeah.

Counting minors. Putting 20s in his pocket. Hey, boys. Cash transactions. I like it. Yeah. I got to go by there and buy me some weights. You better take you some cash if you want to save it a little.

Make it right, Johnny D. Huh? Oh, yeah. Yeah, but look. That's a no one in strike. I'm against everything they're doing right here. Good grief. No, look at that.

That's an awesome Christmas card, man. That is. But, I mean, it's super cool that they picked up the legacy and really just, and I Maybe I'm super behind the times and didn't know this. Oh, they've been doing that a while. Or at least his daughter has. His daughter really started it. I like the daughter.

Why? She's wearing them zip-off breeches like you like? Zip-off britches. She can make them short-legged. She's been down to Academy and got her some zip-off bridges? Absolutely. That's what I'm talking about. Hey, you never know what the temperature is going to be mid-day, so you got to get you some zip-off.

Here's what I'll tell you right now, though, in Australia. Either their legs are longer or they wear short or shorts. I got the zip right there Oh man that snake's around her ankle Well yeah Yeah he's facing to say You make them move Oh good on them man

Educating the kids about animals That's a that's a needed thing Teaching kids about nature Yeah she's saying look if you hold him in the middle He can't eat you Yeah I notice mom ain't got no part Wrapped around her She's wise

She's taking a trophy photo Yeah Get back here behind it make it look bigger That's good You don't need to make that snake look big He big but he's a real big side would you do that no

would you be the one behind like way way behind so like would you even be the one taking the picture can we redo that picture for duck call room I'll hold the head in no I'm out I'll take the photo I got one thing

I got one thing for that snake a bullet a bullet a 22 hollip on a 22 hollapoint of work or our shot gun My dream of getting Steve Irwin's kids on the podcast just ended. Oh, bozooka. No, you just bring them in.

No, bring them in, let them bring their snakes. Like, I'm up under the stable. Oh, no, okay, I've changed my dreams. They can sit by me. I want The Undertaker, not that. It'd be like the ones on, you know, like when they show up on Jimmy Fallon and stuff, and they just show up a weird stuff. They can bring them spiders in here than big spiders.

I'm not careful now, because if he gets out, he can't. I think a spider bit me. Oh, Tarantula. That was just about, like, the 75 paramed. that someone else was old. Spider? No. What?

Anaconda. One of the big snakes that eat people. That one looked bigger than 75 pounds. He did. Seventy-five pounds were about that big a round. Ooh. And about 8, 10, 12 feet. So, Cy, you climb up in your deer stand in a dark,

and that thing greets you at the door. Nope. Hold on here. He'd greet me out. Just jump out now. I'd blow him right back out of the door. I'm just curious. And one side, do you fall off the stand?

Do you grab you gum? What's your move? Oh, no. I, he can have the stand. Or do you stop at the bottom and just light it on fire and go? I'm gone. That's a good idea. He's gone.

That reminds me, you know, Phil stays in the woods a lot and his man, Dan was with him. And the flies, deer flies was eating field up. and they wasn't bothering Dan. And Dan said, well, basically because they got Victoria's Secret on. So the next thing, Phil goes deer hunting one morning, and they flies are bad. So he puts the Victoria's Secret on, you know, and then walks to his stand, climbs up in and sits down.

He sees something come down the woods. And every once in a while, they'll stand up on their high leg and go, smell it. Well, there's three coons. and they climb up the tree, up the ladder, and they're just, when they get to the rung, last rung, they stand up and look around. It was field that's falling.

Victoria's secret, boys. Back when I first met Phil, it would have been buzzards. Oh, no, yeah. That's true. Falling. That's up. Yeah. They're circling the tree then.

Yeah. Got a smell about them, boys. A lot of cup piles behind that man. They Victoria attracts animals. Hey, I wear it I wear that amber Romance for them for them gnats And everything else

It flies, it works pretty good It will keep them off of you Yeah, it works pretty good I heard that but I ain't never tried I wasn't said wow Look if you got a problem I go in them Victoria Secrets You can order it online

So that didn't Or for breeze You can have it shipped to your wife's name If you should desire You might want to have her order it though Because that's just a probably No Christmas is coming There you go

You got to get her something for Christmas. Praise the Lord on my soul. That's it, baby. I'm just saying. Allison, you listen to this episode? Nope. Brittany, are you? Nope.

Nope. They don't listen to it, boys. Ain't got time. They're tired of hear me opine about things anyway, but let's take another break. We'll be back right after this. Welcome back. We don't. You don't like.

What are you talking about? He don't know. I'm just running my mouth. Running his bones. You know, some days we get in here and we just kind of see what happens. That's it, boys. Some days? I thought that was every day.

190 of them, actually. Yeah, 190 of them, man. It's like that. 190 episodes. That's like that. Jumper cable walked in a bar. Uh-oh, jumper cable walked in a bar. The bartender said, I'll serve you, but don't start anything.

That's not. Don't start anything. I said, I'm going to serve you, but I am. Oh, boy. Don't start anything. Hey, Johnny, good. guy one that's their best boys. I couldn't get past the visual of jumper cable

was trying to walk. That's it. They're hard enough to get stretched out to hook the two-le-ins. I don't know how narrow they walk. Always tangled up. It don't matter what you do to them. It don't matter which end you pull on either. I quit rolling them up.

I just throw them in the toolbox. I quit using them. I said to heck with them. Them little boxes. Them little jump packs are the way to go. They make that thing's the size of a cell phone. Now they do, yeah. That thing's wild.

I keep one on me. That truck I got. Size of a cell phone. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they make a jump pack that'll fit in your hand. And you start a car. It'll start a diesel truck. Starts my truck.

I had to jump one off. How much are they, $800? No, they like $70 or something. I paid $100. Yeah. That'd be a good Christmas present for Ms. Paula. I started my truck six times in one day before, because the battery was clearly dead, but I didn't have time until the next day to go get a new battery.

That's just laziness. It was the opposite of laziness. I was trying to get a bunch of other. stuff done so I just jump my truck off every time I stop somewhere. Then the battery. Don't want to take it out. I did. I just had to do it the next day.

He didn't have time. I'm just going to throw what seems to be an obvious option. Why didn't you just leave it running? I did that a lot too. God was just looking at me like, Godwin, last time I saw him this confused is when he told him you got a vasectomy. Yeah, that's terrible. Disagree.

Well, you come with me on mine. I will. You're doing it? Well, I ain't doing this again. I can promise you that. Well, I can tell you how to stop that. Well, he ain't going to stop that. Right.

Just like the COVID, six feet. Stay six feet away. If you're going to stay six feet away, why are you going to live with them? Not a living. Hey. I'm just trying to be scared. I ain't scared. I'm smarter.

Come to a week at my house. Hey, he welcomes you to come every week. Well, you don't have to. You don't care, boys. I would do it again. If they called me and said, hey, here's the deal. This is every three or four of your thing. I'd be like, okay.

But if you'll come with me, you can video it and we can talk about it. You don't want to do that. The smell is what gets you whenever they burn the end of it. I can do it. You said burn the end of it and Goblin went, huh. They used to just tie it off and, you know. We didn't ever burn them cows or the horses. What?

I still got all the... You got to do it when the signs in their feet, you won't bleed as much. They just unplugged one cord. Do you think that... Galvin just told us how to castrate a cow. It's just low-key just to... taught us how to make a bull a steer. That's it.

There you go, boys. And when to do it. Oh, that's good stuff. And y'all didn't think that boy used to be a cowboy. Farmer, former 101. When are you scheduled, Martin? I'm not. I still got to wait for Brittany to get full clearance on her C-section and stuff.

And then I'm... When they say she is 100% clear, where she can pick up anything and everything and all that, it will be quickly thereafter. It's only like three days, but three days. Them horses don't. Do you all not remember? I've already had surgery down there. Them horses just run around.

They don't bother them. Y'all not remember. I have surgery down there. It can't be much worse than that. No, it's easier. Yeah. I mean. It's not hard.

Now, I do know some horror stories. Yeah. We won't tell you those. Well, I'm not worried about it. That's right. Don't do the horse. They don't put him to sleep anyway. No.

No, you're awake. Nope. But you want Brittany to go because of all the times you went to the, you know, OBGYN, and she had to sit in that awful, awful chair that just makes you feel terrible. Yeah. She gets to laugh at you while you do it.

I'll send her a selfie because I don't want the boys to go and have any PTSD from it. Yeah, you know. I want them to be young and wild and free for a little while. I was right. Young, wild, and free. I don't take but a second. Two cuts.

Snip, snip. No, it's one now. Snip, snip. And I've already got access. It's... Swip. Sniff, sniff. They're done.

It looks like that. How long did it take? Fifteen minutes? No. Not even that long. Once you cut it and get your finger in there, it don't take long at all. Sir, it is definitely... I hope there ain't a finger.

Oh, my God. Cut a slid about three inches long. Oh. I hope there ain't a finger involved. Guy, this is 2022 at a doctor's office. It's not with cows in 1984. That's quick. You got to do it quick so they don't kick you.

I think that's what the volume's for. Make sure they don't get it. That's what they gave you an IV, huh? I didn't know IV. Did I? No. No? No.

They just give you a shot? Yeah. Hey. Hey. Oh. Shp. Yeah, you'll be in and out of there. No, you're in and out in 15 minutes.

They give you a local, okay, and it's over. For 10 minutes, they're like, you sure you want to do this? I wonder if you. Are you really sure? Yes. You're not going to have no kids anymore. Great. You sure?

Yeah. Are you positive? You got to put your feet in the stirrups. Yeah. Okay. Get a bigger stirrup. Race you. Last one's a rotten egg.

Like, let's do this thing. I wonder, what happens if you bring your own CRNA? Like, my brother's a nurse and ethicist. Can I get him come and hook me up to some? Just go to him. This ain't like bull riding. Hey, we can say, I'll do it.

I'll do it cheaper than what they'll do it. It's about two. You'll do it. Get your brother over here and put you out. Martin, I'm just going to say the way he does it, I don't know like you'd come back awake the same kind of fellow. He might be talking a little higher. I got a pretty deep voice anyway.

I can go from base to tenor. Johnny Deed. starting to crowd that soprano range over. He was already a tenant. Oh, no, I'm a man. According to the Taco Bell Driveways. And Sonnet. And Sonny and McDonald's and Raising Cains.

That's why I go to Chick-fil-A, where they look me in the eyes and say, oh, yes, sir. You know, we've had some rambles on this thing, but this may be the worst. Oh, shit. No, they took 190. But this one also may be the best, all at the same time. Yeah, you just never know. Hey, let us know in the comments. There you go.

We got that. They're going to be so, man. Boys. An opinion that's asked for. Feel free. Fire away. Fire away. I have a very strong opinion.

Pro. I don't too. No. He's saying that because he ain't got worried about it. I just hate, I hate to see a dog get it done. It's different. You're aware of that, aren't you?

I mean, you keep everything. You do know you keep everything. I'm just missing one tube of plumbing. That you never see. You don't even know us there right now. That's never be the thing. Everything else is still there. Be drinking coffee with your pinky sticking up.

I don't drink coffee. Me neither. That's his point. If you did. That's why. I didn't drink it before. I certainly ain't going to drink it after. All right.

Well, let's take another break. We'll be back right after this. Let Galvin process what just happened. You know, for Duck Commander, something kind of cool. We did just celebrate somewhat. 50 years of research and development. That's a milestone. That is a milestone.

50 years since Phil come up with that first duck call, 1972 to 22. So, you know, we got some duck calls that are honoring the 50th. We'll have some other stuff come out that's on. But 50 years, that's something. That's pretty wild. That's, I mean, that's 13 years longer than I've been here. So, 50 years.

Oh, I thought you were saying it, Duck Commander. Man, you started young. I'm saying in general, like 50 years in business for just a small duck call company out of North Louisiana. That is crazy. Ain't it? Well, it's, it goes back to your brother. Well, what's crazy about it is he come up with all the different calls. Yeah.

That's what made me try to find out more about him. The different car. I figured man is after all the ducks instead, you know, most people just make mallard call. But this man making all the sounds, he must be after them pretty hard. Oh, no, I remember when he was fooling around with it.

He started for the wood duck call. He started with washers. Just regular washers that you put, you know, on the screw. Screw it now. Oh, trying to blow through it like a whistling sound? Yeah, yeah, trying to make the right deal. He had, he had, he had, he had, glue them together. at different angles.

He walked around for like three months, you know. And then he found some kid's toy, I think, that actually gave him the idea of how to make it. Yeah. But he got that one down packed because me and Jason were sitting in the duck all around putting them together. I'm cutting, you know, Woody Reed, and Jason is sitting there doing it.

Yeah. We're right there on the river in the creek, Kloper's Creek. Jason would blow it and one would answer. I've won a lot of money in a duck hunt saying you can call them in. But you got to know which ones to look for too. Single one, don't worry about him. No, no. But if it's a pack of about 20 of them, you can call them rascals in.

You can actually put them in a decoy. We do it all the time. Yeah. That's what I'm tell you, too. Especially when the hurricane comes through and blew 40 acres of corn down right next to our duck hole. And about 20,000 wood ducks. descended on that dry cornfield. It was ridiculous.

We had bunched up to 50 coming in, backpedaling. Yeah. That was one we had, you could kill three apiece. Yeah. So it turned into a really good duck hunt every day. Because about seven of us, yeah. You was getting them. Yeah, because about seven of us would go, and that'd be 21 wood ducks.

It's terrible that they're one of the good ones. Oh, yeah. That is a pretty bird, too. They pretty, they get table fare, everything about them, Oh, no, no, no, what? Stone's got cooking wood ducks down to a science now. That's dangerous like a filet mignon. Filet mignon. Filet mignon.

But, yeah, all you got to do, soak it in some w sauce and you're good to go on that woody. He don't need a lot of love and attention. Yeah, but Stone goes through about a three-day process, and it is fine. Well, that's because he ain't got nothing to do. Well, hey, no, no, the table fire is worth it. Trust me. Oh, it's good. Now, but, so I'm clearly the worst duck caller in the room besides people that aren't maybe hunter's worse than me. I hope I'm better than hunter.

But, like, wood duck's way harder to call, like, with your mouth, right? Or am I just terribly? Wood duck. Blow a wood duck call? Yeah, I can't do it. It just takes some practice. No, no, it's harder to learn than the rest of them. It is.

What's crazy about the wood duck call does most of it's with your hand and not really your mouth. It's right. It's what you do here. to get those sounds. Yeah, because if you can blow a milder call, you can blow a woody call, but this is your, this is your tuner right here.

And if you don't have that right, you're out. Well, baby, that's why, you know, I don't do wood duck. But they're the most playful duck, I think, out of all of them. Yeah, they seem to have a good time. Oh, no, no, because when they're on the water, a bunch of them, you're talking about having a good time.

Mm-hmm. Woodies have a good time. Yeah. I don't blame them. They know they taste good. Oh, no. They know they're the real deal. They're going to taste real good later.

They have a big time on the water, jumping them out, chasing each other, especially when a pinocke and falls and hits the water, then it's a mad dash for it. Yeah, like a bunch of dogs. Oh, yeah, no, no. Yeah. But anyway. It's hilarious to watch them. 50.

50 years. What's happened in 50 years since Duck Cameron? I mean, just think of the stuff has happened. while this place's been going along. Well, I'll give you a deal. I've been married that redhead of mine for 52. There you go. There you go.

That's a lot of time. That's an even bigger accomplishment. We went from lead shot to steel shot. Hey, that's a long time. Yep. Went from lead to steel and to Bismuth. But I mean, this place almost been bankrupt about five, six times. Oh, yeah.

But hey, it's an overnight success. Just duck down and see, boom. Yeah, we were gozillionaires then. Yeah. None of us still. That's why I was. We're still working here. A couple of them still that way.

I'll be coming in here twice a week. Oh, man. Oh, that's funny. It's wild, man. It's a true testament of perseverance from Phil Robertson. Phil did what he loved to do. He did. And he figured out how to make enough money for him to be happy, which, let's be honest,

that was less than most people. Yeah. He didn't require a lot because he could go. Money does not make you happy. No. Well, I'm just saying to live. To live. Yeah.

I didn't mean, maybe I didn't mean happy, but I'm saying like, comfortable. I'm going to need a little more money and feel because. Oh, Kay says it's the best. I ain't going to be able to catch all that food myself. Yeah. Kay said it best. She's been poor with him and been rich with him.

Rich is way better. But, but. Hey, I'll raise my hand and join that. They also said the only difference is rich is more fun. Well, yeah. He got more land. Hey, and one thing, only one thing really changed because. Groceries got better quality.

Hey, the menu was. from baloney to prime rio i tell you what them fried bologna sandwiches oh wait there i ain't got no i smoked a log i ain't got no qualms with bologna a logg i like a baloney log oh i was like why would you just smoke a log i didn't know what you're talking about what you're just talking about baloney oh i just bought the biggin yeah

whole thing boys no just checkered it up you know they said how do you want this slice and that has to be a special baloney Does it? You can't smoke just any bologna. Well, this one must have been special. Well, no. I'm serious. You asked the butcher.

How'd you eat it? I sliced it up and made like a sandwich out of it. Dipped it in some salve. That's just like a giant hot dog, isn't it? Yeah. I'm interested. Me too. I mean, I've seen like Meat Church and all them do that stuff where they like score it and make it all pretty and smoke it.

It looks good. Oh, it is. I like baloney. Yeah. So, I mean, that's, or baloney. It was good. However you. Belagna.

Belagna. So, I just wanted to do it. Tralog. So with that, I mean, we ain't asked you about you diet. Everything's still rolling. Everything going, yeah. Good. How much weight have you lost now?

38. 38. There you go. 38 special, baby. Congratulations. That's a bad. Don't have twins because you'll put on about seven from sitting inside and eating all the candy. I was going to ask you how that was going.

Yeah, I'm back down. I gained seven, and I've already lost four of that, so I'm only up three. That's impressive. But there's a whole lot of sitting going on in these first few weeks. And not a lot of time to, like, go cook you something healthy, and McDonald's is just always right there. Well, she was with the breastfeeding, she's, like, steadily trying to pump in calories. So there's many Snickers and Three Musketeers and Peanut Butter Pies. I mean, they're just like.

There's a lot of easy ways to lop off about 600 calories in a matter of about two minutes. It don't take but a second. You're like, you go look in the mirror, you're like, oh, okay. Our cleaning lady said, I think you gain a little weight. She told me it yesterday. That's the first thing she said to me. She didn't say welcome back. She didn't say, she didn't say, how to twin.

She said, oh, you've gained a little weight back. You gave a little pounds. I said, well, thank you, Ms. Margaret. I appreciate that. Wait till your boys are six. The other be the ones that tell you. I was told that this morning. Were you?

By which one? I walked out of the bedroom. He said, look at that belly. I said, boy, lucky I'm tired. Boy, I'm grief eating right now. Don't you mess with me. I will say the biggest I ever was was right after Carter was born. Yeah, because every, you don't, you eat for.

I don't know what the weight was. I was like, I can't. I don't want to know what this was. But it was, I was up. There's a picture of me and Allison. He didn't want to know. Because, you know, three months before we brought Carter home. The day we brought Carter home, that picture's not, I don't want people to see it.

Allison don't want people to see it. I'm like, look at them too big people. Who are they, Allison? She's like, don't you ever show that photo to anybody. We'll put it up there. She ain't going to know. She ain't want to. She will find out about that one.

That photo don't exist. Nowhere, but mine. Oh, Lord, have mercy. Well, let's take our last break. We'll be back right after this. Let's get in that mailbag. Hello at dot callroom.com. If you have any thoughts, concerns, opinions.

Physical mail. We will. If you have opinions. Physical mail. We'll read them. I'll read them. Yeah. And if I disagree with it, I won't read it out loud.

That's actually not true. If it's thought-provoking, I will. Hey, Kim, you know what? Kim sent us physical mail. Physical mail. A lot of photos. What's in that bag? What's in that bag?

What's in that bag? I'll tell you in a second. I know, but it looks like something to have phone. It is. So basically, she said, Sai is really fidgety, so she sent all sorts of toys for Cy to fidget with. There's some ducks.

There's some balls. Supporting the veterans, fidget spinners. These look like brass knuckles. Oh, right. Brass knuckles. I ain't seen one of them in like four years. Anyway, support our veterans. Throw me one of them.

Oh. I already got that. Throw me. Nope. Good. There is. We're doing stuff all over the place. There you go.

Hey. I've been sitting here spinning a shotgun shell around in my hand. But, I just wanted to send that to sigh. Okay, boy, her rubber dad. And she wanted to give her dad, Sergeant Danny Browning, a shout out. Military family, big military family.

She wanted to thank you. Oh, I just celebrated Veterans Day, too. So for all of our veterans. That's right. So thank you, Kim, for the stuff that Hunter and all the producers are going to mad at us. You know what most people don't think about. They're over there. They miss holidays, birthdays, birthdays, and a birthday.

Nurseries. Also, we can celebrate them. And for that, we are grateful. Oh, we're great. Veterans and your families, we appreciate you guys. We always have. We always will. Y'all are fantastic.

We love you. We pray for you. So that's awesome. Kim? Thank you. Don't you worry, Kim. You'll see this in my hand a lot. This is way easier to spend in that shotgun shell.

We got some really good stuff in here. I didn't see where she was from. Ohio. Ohio. Ohio. There you go. There's some big bucks. Right.

It's big bucks. What else you got, John, again? Godwin, I need you to do something now. What's that? I'm just taking, I'm just doing stuff for the people today. I need you to tell Scotty, happy birthday. Happy birthday. Scottie, happy birthday.

Happy, happy birthday. You're his favorite, and his daughter, Elizabeth from Alma, Georgia emailed in. She's like, I didn't know what to get my dad. And he said, if you got God one to say happy birthday to me, that'd be the best present of all. Happy birthday, Scotty. Elizabeth, look what you've done. Yeah, beam him up.

It's playing. Fix the take-all, boys. Now we're playing with fidgets. I might have saved this. No, I'm glad you give me this. I wish you to give it. I wish we'd open the show with this. All right.

And then here's a good one. Brian from Spring City, Tennessee. Oh, I know where that is. He said it's right beside Watts Gar. It is. I mean, Bar Lake. I don't understand all those. Watts Bar.

Yeah, Watts Bar. Yeah. Watchbar Lake. Wattsgar. The town that sprung Wesley Strader, Spring City, Tennessee. Oh, boy. Wesley Strait, nobody knows who he is. So he's got a serious question.

Are we ready? Yeah. All right. Wesley? No, his name's Brian. Oh. Sorry. He needs a tip.

When I talk to my wife, I always sound like I'm angry when I'm not. And I feel like I heard her feelings when I talk to her like that. and I was wondering, how would I be able to talk to her without sounding so mean? Whenever she asks something, I will answer like I'm angry, but then I repeat myself lowering my tongue. But the real question is, how do I talk to my wife without sounding like I am angry? Apparently he's just got like a mad voice. I got a woman like that.

She's a little fasty. I'm going to put here lies Paula God when she was a little lippy. That's what's going to be on. That's what's going to be on our tombstone. But she can't help it. That's not a joke, by the way. No, it is. She's lippy.

She'll tell you. She'll tell you. But she can't help it. She's like that. You think she's mad all the time. You talk to her on the phone. She just talks loud. I'm married to a loud talker.

Guaranteed. I think I'll talk about it. You just got to be. But you're always happy. You're always happy. You just got to pay attention and try to not do that. Yeah, I don't know. That's a tough one.

I don't know that one because most of the time my wife has to ask me, what, huh? What did you say? I don't have that issue. I'm generally, me and God went over here to a low mumble for a lot of responses. Because it gives you time to think about that answer. Well, my woman can't hear. If you need to adjust the answer, if you can tell it didn't land, you can adjust it a little bit. Adjust it.

gives you time for a mother what did you say that's what i'm talking i guess my question would be i said i said your hair's looking pretty good to yeah that's exactly right he feels like he's that is she getting her feelings upset yeah who yeah because you're saying it feels like that which i'm i'll say i'm on the other side of it too like i'm pretty happy and i don't come across as angry a lot but like my wife and i'll be like uh-oh i made her mad and then she's like no he didn't no she's just talking she's making sure sure you heard it. Yeah.

Yeah. So it might just be, I think, maybe just a sit down conversation with your wife. Yeah, and tell her, hang on, I don't love you. Solve all the problems. I'll try to, just try to be aware of your tone. Yeah, take it down an octave. I don't know, is it coming from work? Is there a sense of frustration coming from carrying home with you?

I don't know. But it's a, hey, at least you're aware of it. That's, yeah. If you're aware of it, you can change it. I don't know how to. Yeah, y'all sit down. I get called ma'am at the drive-thru, so I don't. Si, have you ever been, have you ever accidentally upset somebody with your tone of voice?

No, not that I know of. Not that you know of. It's the way, but it is the way you say things, how it comes across. Yeah, I've been told that before. It's not what you said. It was the way that you said it. Yeah. I said, well, what did I say?

That's what I always said. I'm like, what did I say? That's right. What did I? You know what? I didn't know this. What does the word sure mean? sure?

Yeah. Like, if you ask me a question, I say, sure. I would suspect that's a, you confirming a yes? See, apparently where Allison grew up in Shreveport, it means something totally different. Really? Like, if I say that, and I had to, I stopped. So they're like, sigh, no, no means yes. Yeah.

And yes means no. But I had to like stop you, like, and she'd be like, hey, do you want to do this night? Sure. Oh, fine, if you don't. And I'm like, what? Yeah, but they're saying you just don't care. when you somebody said something to you said oh sure yeah see but i said oh sure yeah yeah when you said oh sure they said he don't care

one way the other one he didn't even be what i said see here are you on alison side right now well no no no i'm just saying when you do that that's what people think side do you want to eat hot dogs tonight huh do you want to eat hot dogs tonight no oh i was hoping he'd say sure see i apparently i just said sure all the time and never thought anything about it I take sure as a confirmation of, yeah, let's do that. But it seems, I guess, Allison and Si would say, no, that's, you don't really care, so you're just like, whatever. Yeah, it's your tone.

But isn't it a text? You just say, oh, sure. It's like he don't. Fine, we don't have to. I'm like, no. I don't know. What's the first email? I don't know.

Anyway, tone of voice, how you say something. That's what happened. Be conscious. But I think if you talk to you. wife, all things will be better. Yeah, absolutely. And then I'm out of emails. That's it.

You got out of emails? I'm out of emails. You're out of emails. You're out of time. What's you got on Bible verse? Oh, give me one second. Unless, God one, you got one? I had one.

Hang on. Pull it up. Hang on. Hang on. Give him a second. Let's say what the Bible verse of the days. Should we go back to my picture? Children are a quiver full of ours.

Oh, yes. That's the perfect one. Above all, love each other deeply. because love covers over a multitude of sin. Ain't that the truth. All right. I like that one. And then Psalms 1 27, 3 through 5.

Behold, children are a gift of the Lord. The fruit of the womb is a reward. Like arrows on the front or back of Martin's shoulders in the hand of a warrior. So are the children of one's youth. How blessed it a man whose quiver is full of them. They will not be a shame. when they speak with their enemies in the gate. Martin, you keep raising them boys upright.

That way they can be the old, Martin. I just hope they want to shoot bows this evening. Hey, there you go. How about here? They won't, too. I'll go with them. I'll go again. Now, faith is being sure of what we hope for and certain of what we do not see.

That's what we can. You know what I say to that? Sure. Sure. Sure. I'm in on it, boys. Oh, well, sure. We'll see y'all next time right here on the duckball room.

Sure. Bye.