Duck Call Room - Godwin Is Down 40 lbs in a Year, but His Blood Test Tells the Real Story!

Episode Date: July 25, 2023

Godwin receives some great news about his health journey for the past year! Uncle Si is relieved to hear that Martin’s thief has been identified, even though he hasn’t been arrested yet. Martin and John-David just can’t come to common ground on their feelings about Brazilian steakhouses. The boys are baffled by the “Barbenheimer” trend, and Si thinks that Godwin might actually be able to write the best romance novel ever! Si gets philosophical about his days on “Duck Dynasty” and his relationship with his fans.  - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're back. Oh, we're really are. I was waiting on them to get ready. I was liking the new intro music. It made me want to go back to the Wild West and eat like a big old rabbi steak with a ham. But if I did go back, I would have to take the W sauce with me because, you know, a steak ain't the same without that W sauce.

So I just went through a whole flavor palette just because, because the goblin was going. I know. Bada bum, Bidabum, Bidabum. Gawin, I'm glad you're back. We need more noise makers in here. That's right.

Well, that's not enough. I'm just kind of glad I didn't get included in that. Yeah, well, I don't know who the other one he's talking about is. It could be anybody. Now, welcome back to another week here in the Duk Call Room. Look, we appreciate all the help and support and love and everything else. I will say just a little update for it because I know y'all are going to want to to know.

Ladies and gentlemen. The fine folks of Facebook have identified the thief. We got it. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. The person who identified the thief was so mad. They gave me name, address, and date of birth because he used to work for them. Well, how about that?

We got him. That's wild, man. Facebook, social media, y'all, if you. Social justice. If you messing around and you get caught on video, today ain't a day to do that. No, everybody knows you. Everybody's seeing you. Everybody's seeing your Facebook profile.

picture. It's wild. Everybody's like, ooh. And in his profile picture, he wearing the same mask he robbing folks with. Come on, man. Are you kidding? No. Come on, man. Come on, man. That's his thing. He's like the wet bandit. He's got his signature. He may want to try the sticky bandits because wet is getting a little played on him. But like, man, it's wild. He got a signature, you know, desperado look. Yeah. And there you go. So now it's just a matter of time until he screws up. What are they thinking robbing deer hunters anyway? They just don't have much regard for their lives.

I mean, we got cameras everywhere. Cameras everywhere. And what do you hunt the deer with? Yeah. That's the one. I'd be much more concerned with that one than the camera. Yeah. I'm trying.

You can't outrun that. Yeah, that camera take my picture, but that other will make it hard to breathe. So that's a bad deal. I'm trying to make it through life without getting shot. It's one of my goals. Yeah. Seems to be pretty easy. Oh, it is easy.

But if you don't make it there, it's going to hurt. It does hurt. I mean, getting, well, getting peppered hurts. No, I have not been shot shot. Have you ever been shot? Yep. I've been. With a real.

Pettit. Yeah. No real bullet holes, though, huh? No real bullet holes, though. Yeah, you get pep in the dove field quite a bit. Yeah. And that hurts bad enough. And that's, we're talking about 120 yards away, so somebody up there real close.

hashtag not interested I'm just not going to do the things that would make them say you know what I need to do to you that so you know I'll stay away from it but I figured y'all would be asking look so with the help of Facebook

and the wonderful public and good honest hardworking Americans we have identified now it's just up to the Wastaw Parish Sheriff's office there you go to find him and do their thing and you know get him

it's only a matter of time yeah it's ticking on him Yeah. And, you know, whatever. So, but I ain't here to talk about that much anymore. I just know that in the comments of the last one, that was going to be a requested update. So there we go.

Well, it's like your pickup, okay? It's not that, hey, it's going to break down. What? It's the time when it breaks down. Yeah. So his time is coming. Well, we'll get there. Oh.

That's right. We'll get there, boys. He'll get it up. Then he's going to catch a ride. And, yeah, it's just a bad deal. But, you know, whatever. Here we are. A ride to the big house.

God, when you went cat fishing yesterday, you catch a thing? I sure, do you. I saw you out there via Instagram. 46 pounder. Yeah. A what? 46 pounder. 46.

Yeah. That's all we could catch. 46. And then it goes down to 30 pounds. Biggsburg, we went down there and went fishing in the mighty Mississippi. That's a big bumping. Pumping. That river don't scare you.

Uh-uh. Really? Not in the sea art. Oh. It's like an ocean. It's a ship, not a boat. Your boat? It's a big boat.

I was in a dynasty, catfish boat. Okay. That's a yard dynasty. It's almost like it's a duck. Or though big daddy. Big daddy dob, Jeff Dobb. And y'all were just dobbing your cricket? Oh, he's dobing that cricket.

Six ounce weight with a little skipjack on the end. Unbelievable. It worked. So you were 46 pounds? 46 pounds are the biggest one we caught. We got several 40s. Did you clean any? No, not too.

No, not too big. Just catch a big. Catch a release. I just wonder. Catch a release. Now, you kept him, huh? No, he's too big. Oh.

Too big. Never mind. He's about 25, 30. Yeah, he's twice as big as he needs to be then. Let's see. About 10 pounds Then things about 12, 15 pounds Is just mighty fine table fare

You don't even need W sauce for him But I look at him Look at him That's the one I remember Look at him I was saying Because that was just blowing up in my face I said, now I don't know one of them pirates

Put them beads in their beards I'll keep it weighted down Keep it weighted down Right That is why Hey, it's yeah Yeah Mind-blowing

I said that Big Daddy said Yeah but they don't go this fast I'd say well that wind would blow them pretty good out there I just always thought it was silly Man imagine being on Irish Keep that out of the eyes

And hey And the reason Pirates don't rule the world Was rum Really? Yeah That's what you believe Rum

Rum That's what we keep sings about I like to listen to sea shanty sometimes There's this song called The Wellerman. It's a good one. You know what? To bring the sugar in tea.

My daughter sings it. It's very cute. You know what a pirate's favorite letter and alphabet is? The C? You'd think so, but it's the ARG. It's the ARG. Arr. Come on, Johnny, Dee.

If I said R, were you going to say you think so, but it's the C? Absolutely. Because I was going to say R, but then I was like to switch. It's kind of like the tick-tac diagram. You know, you start on the ends. You got them every time. Colin just told us how to win a tick-tac toad. Oh, I can't lose a tick-tac-toe.

You start in a corner. I can tie. But as long as I start, I can't lose. Cat wins. Yeah. I'm normally win, but my competition is mostly seven-year-olds. Well, you'll dominate them. You'll learn them up right.

They'll figure it out. They'll figure out life ain't fair. But you can get there one day you keep trying. Tick-Tac-Tow. Teach you a lot. I guess. You know there was Canada geese all over them sandbars out there. Them things don't go back nowhere. Yeah.

So were them Canada geese or was that Mississippi geese? Must have been Mississippi geese. Or were they Louisiana geese. I guess they could be on Mississippi side. Not that Mississippi geese. Mississippi geese. Yep. They don't come to Louisiana anymore.

Well, them, Overe's basically turned into pets. I've seen them. They mess around on poverty. point and all that. You know what that tells me? I like golf courses too. They don't taste very good. Yeah, yeah.

If there's a lot of them. Because if you taste good, they rednecks around here, snuff you out. You ain't around long. You wouldn't take up breeding around here if you taste it good. Mm-mm.

Because they'll eat you at every stage of your life, from the egg to the full grown. They don't care. That's right. Season don't close on something that tastes good. So I've seen it too many times. No, daddy always said you don't know what you can get by with it until you try it.

Putting that one together still. Well, put this together. If a mailman gets mail, who delivers it? That's a good question, boys. He did. I don't know. Oh, good. Oh, there's not an answer.

I'm sure it is somewhere. Is this just something you thought about in the shableness? shower shower thoughts well maybe I love this man do you get that squeaky chair fix oh I fixed it before I even tried to pick it didn't even know there was a problem didn't even know it boy that still makes me laugh thinking about that unbelievable that was a funny day it was it was a good day but let's take our first break we'll be back right right after this all right look springtime is here it's warming up you know what that means that means more outside cook and and y'all know we love to eat beef around here and that's what because of our friends

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That's tribeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. There's a golfing version of anger food? Yeah, sure. You ain't even got to aim at nothing. You just see how hard you can hit a golf? No, you got to look at the screen and kind of figure out where to hit the ball to knock the buildings and stuff down. Really?

I ain't ever played that one. I didn't make it top golf home. Because I can't hit. You know, I don't play golf, so I don't know how to do all that. I just get up there and whack it. I don't know where that's coming from. Am I doing that? No, that was on the outside.

Oh, that's not true. Still under construction. Still under construction. If you hear weird noises, Me, Sire. I thought it was a helicopter. I thought it was aliens. So you hit the ball and it's, okay, so it's like a digital thing.

Yeah, you ain't got to hit it hard. Does it tell you how fast you hit the ball? I don't know. Most fun I ever had at a bowling alley was when they had a spedometer. See how hard you could throw it down there? See how fast you can throw it. Because I'm terrible at bowling, but I can throw stuff. Yeah, I ain't very good at it neither.

Really? I figured you've been a bowler. Yeah. I figured that with a bowler. been suited your skill set. Did you play top golf barefoot? Well, yeah. You can't play it with shoes on.

You can't grip that grass with your toes. Gobble, what's the heaviest thing you picked up with your toes? I'm just curious. My heaviest? I don't know. I mean, you pick up, do you, have you, when's the last time you bent over to, like, pick up a sock? I know you grab it with your foot. Well, heck yeah.

He doesn't wear socks. Hey. He doesn't have socks. Do you own socks? Uh-uh. See? Well, I got them shortens. Them to come up to your ankle bones.

Ankle socks. Oh, you get the little slippers. You got the little slippers you put on. Yeah, but most time I don't wear them. Too much trouble. Not even the church during the winter? No. So you only wear socks hunting?

That's probably right, yeah. Yeah. So he, God was just got hunting. When I put boots on, I put my, warm socks on. There you go. I wear socks everywhere. Me too.

I've worn socks on the beach. I don't like stuff touching bottom of my foot. I'm weird, man. I don't, it's just, but I don't like my feet either. That's not my fault. I know. But if you don't want your feet to get somebody? I like them.

Yeah. He likes them. And that's why you go get pedicures more often than the rest of us. So, I mean, I get it. Different strokes for different folks. I want my feet looking good. What's the best thing? Hey, let me tell you what happened.

Go ahead. I picked it one of them, 42 pounds. I found catfish up yesterday. Were your toes? No. But he landed on my toe. Oh. Look at that.

I know everybody can't see it. Right there. I don't want to see it. It bruising. That thing. It ain't. It don't look too bad. Yesterday I was thinking, yep, that toenails gone.

What a lot. That was going to turn black and fall off. That's what I was scared of. No, it will. Before it's all sudden. I mean, he smashed his neck to pinky toe, whatever one you call that. And he ain't a catfish, doesn't. Mm-hmm.

42 pounds on your toes, so that's smart. It's swollen up, ain't it? Yeah. Did you look and say, I bet you wish that hadn't happened? Yeah. You're wearing socks and juice. I was hoping Big Daddy wasn't there, so I cry. That hurt.

You don't want to drop a 40-pound catfish on you. No. I don't want to drop a 40-pound nothing on my toe. At least a catfish is kind of squishy. Because that's little toe adjacent. Ooh. No, these big catfish are built like rocks. Like rhinoceros?

Yeah. 100%. What's the best thing you ate in Orlando? In Orlando? Oh, we went to the Capitol. Oh, Capitol Grill. I didn't have a steak with a handle on it. Did you get on a Seafoth?

I got to fill it. Is that because you smashed a seafood tower before? Well. The Capitol Grill's seafood. Food Tower has a fun place in my life. Yeah. It's legit. Pretty good. Pretty cool.

Last time I was in Orlando. It was tender. Man, I can taste it. We ate at a Brazilian steakhouse. So did we. The meat sweats. Oh, yeah. We done that, too.

You went there, too? You flip that card over? Yeah, and they just... I'd done been there one time. So I let the first five go right on by. Right on by. I just don't. any longer understand the appeal of a Brazilian steakhouse.

It's just something different. Me and you have to disagree enormously on that. I don't. Huh? I don't get it. It's a place with delicious meats just brought to you nonstop. There's bacon on the buffet. Candy bacon.

Any kind of bag. That was probably my favorite bite. Bacon wrap. What's the candy? You went to the wrong one. Fuggo de H.L. You didn't like it? No.

I just. I don't. Ain't his bag. Are you afraid of the meat sweats? Because you get those. You look like you just played two soccer games when you leave there. I paste myself, which is. Oh, that's the problem.

It's not fun unless you hurt. Well, the problem was, see, I was like, God, when, you know, you don't eat that first stuff coming out. Problem is they started off at our table with the top sirloin, which I know is generally further down the list. And I'm like, why did we get a premium to start with? No, you see it's random. No.

That top sir. No, they come in a very special. specific order. I bear you up for the good stuff. And I say first, that was the first beef that showed up. Now, because they brought like chicken legs. No, hammer, I couldn't have them at the house. Or, yeah.

Get all fat lamb. No, I ain't ever been a fan of hemp. But. Now, lambs. But they cut that top sirloin off. And I was like, yeah, give me that fat cap right there, buddy. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

They give you these little things now you grab them with, what do you call it? Little tongs, little pink. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah. As they cut it off. Yeah, I just am not in Amber. They give you one and they say you want to know. But like what about a different one?

I don't know. I mean, there's only two, right? I mean, that are well-known. Fugode Chow and Texas Day Brazil. That restaurant reminds me of baby birds. Baby birds. That's what I want to know. Baby, time about baby birds.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. They bring in and then you got the tongue so you're always, you're, yeah. Yeah, but they don't chew it for you. Well, hey. that'd be weird

I'm just saying I'll say it I've enjoyed every time I've ever gone there and I've been miserable every time I've ever left but it was a good miserable look I haven't been in Orlando like I don't know how many times now my favorite place to eat there still

it's Sato Sushi like Sato Sushi and something It is it is legitimately I love sushi They have my They have a one that's got that Raw Wagyu around everything to hold it all together and that little bite is a little steak tar tar with some

it's like surfing turf right there in one little bite you like that little green putty no gosh no you don't like that no i do not like horseradish's cousin no i do not boy that's horse rat's cousin on sterile you know i don't like horse you talk about making your nose tickle why you think i want wasabi i never I don't understand how that's what it is called on. Yeah. But really, what I eat? It's like the world's fanciest golden corral. Yeah, see?

Yeah. You can remove fancy now because they let anybody up in there. In the Golden Corral or folks on the check? Either one. How much is it caught that? I mean, I didn't see no chocolate fountain, but they do have a platter full of candied bacon. I'm telling you, that stuff was good. Me and Martin went into the Golden Corral one time.

That was wild. And we were the two smallest individuals in the whole restaurant. And we're very large. I was like, man, I don't know about this. And then I ate 18 rolls. 18. Maybe not, but it was a lot. Yeah, I just remember walking by there and it was like, it was like a basketball game.

People boxing out up there to get to a fresh thing of like chicken livers or something. I was like, man. Yeah. Come on, man. We all here. I said, I wanted to go once and I went once and I have not returned. I just. I don't trust that sneeze guard.

No. No. No. No, well, yeah. I'm really not into buffets, but Fogo de Chale, they bring it to you so it doesn't feel like a buffet. It's a walking buffet. Yeah. Yeah.

But I do like a Johnny's pizza buffet. Now, that's tight. That's different. It's good. Pizza buffet's rule. I'm here to tell. I don't even care if it's Pizza Hut buffet, which is gone, sad. Is it?

They got rid of when they moved. Yeah. Hurts the soul. I would eat any pizza buffet. I'd try it. Yeah. I would. And they'd lose it.

money. I'd turn up on it. I'd like to have a piece of pizza. Right now? We'd probably make that happen. I'll call one in. Yeah, let's call one in on this next break. We'll be back. Y'all like Domino's? All right. Why don't you watch? Y'all ain't went to the CEO, Indiana Jones? You don't like him kind of movies? While a big Harrison Ford man myself, you know, eventually we should stop doing things.

Yeah. How many times can Indie save the day? like. He chose poorly. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. But the, no, are you going to see Barbie this weekend? Who? They didn't make a whole Barbie movie.

Weird. I'm not going, but Hunter's going. Is he? Yeah, Hunter's going. Honey, you're going to save Barbies? Our producer wears... Just because you can. Brum.

Do you get it just because you can be in the end? So he wears like a different t-shirt. with a movie on it like every day. So he's a movie guy. Movie guy. Clearly. But he's going like all the way to Texas to watch that nuclear bomb movie. Hold on.

What part of Texas? I didn't see that one. Where are you going? Damn me. San Antonio. Are you driving? He's driving to San Antonio to see a movie. That means he's got to pass like four buckies.

Honor? Honor. More importantly, before we make on a bar. They're sending you with some cash and a very specific list. of things we would like you to return with. Don't you think it's playing closer than that? Yeah. Is that a drink bucket list?

He's one of those guys that claims like different movie theaters are better. Oh. 70 millimeter feel. What's the difference? 70, 40, 30. I got a TV in my bedroom that makes it feel like it's a movie theater. And then I have my own snacks. There you go.

Yeah, I'm not a movie guy. I don't know. You don't like moving pictures? No, I don't like committing myself to like a couple hours of sitting down in one spot. And you can't pause it. Yeah. You can't pause it. At the house, you can.

Exactly. Very key feature. That was the best part of that whole pandemic thing. Why would you need to pause it? Got to go to the bathroom. What if you got T-T? What if you breakfast? A hour and a half?

What if you breakfast chorizo taco in Hunter's case is makes a little grumble. Like, it's nice to have the option to go pause. And then you don't have to, like, rush if it's a problem. problem. Like if your mustache starts sweating and you're buying me. But you miss the big screen experience. Okay. And the good speakers. That's the argument here. So you think it's better at the movie theater. It's better at the movie theater. But this. Wise, Godwin does this because him and Ms. Paula, it's a tradition. Because they're marriage and dating. That's why Godwin loves the picture. You don't never stop dating. 100% ever. I'll say this. The popcorn, I can't pull that off. No, you can't. It's way better.

That's what she goes for. The. popcorn. Yeah. But she don't like butter on it, so I don't know what. It's got to have butter. What is that? You just wants corn? Just corn?

Just a plain popcorn. I'm normally impressive things you say about Paula. You got to have butter and salt. I don't know about no butter on my popcorn. You don't like butter on your popcorn? Yeah, extra. That's what I'm talking about. I got to go to the bathroom to take a shower after eight.

Johnny Dee wants his popcorn the same color yellow it was when it come off the cob. That's where Johnny Dees is. Agreed. Yeah, let's run that back. But the seats are comfortable. The stereo, the sound, you get the whole experience. It's a way better, way better on the big screen. Yeah, it's an experience.

But big TVs are cheap now. If you put them in a small room, it feels like the movie. No, not the same. No, no, not the same. They don't get the same effect. Nope. I'll find with it. I mean, I don't.

I don't respect the actors that spend their time doing what they love to make a great motion picture and you wouldn't even go spend the money to go watch. I was spending the money for them to send it to my house. Yeah. Like I would, I have said many times. I would pay extra just if you could just send me that right now so I don't have to go the movie theater. What's the last movie you've seen that you would say was great?

The last movie I said. The Blind coming to the theater, September 18th. Be sure to go to the Blindmovie.com. That's the last one I've seen. That's the last one he's seen. That was not even a shameless plug. That's just a plug. Go see it, people.

Anyway, besides movies that you were... Let's see. We went the other day, wouldn't we go see? Indiana Jones. No, it wasn't it? The Super Mario Brothers? No. That was the last one I've seen.

That sound of freedom movie? That was it. How's that one? The trafficking one? Yes, that was pretty powerful. I couldn't remember if we'd seen something was between there or not, but that was...

I hear that's heavy. It is more, and it's real bad right here. Yeah. Up and down this I-20 corridor. There's more slave than it was at any time, sex slaves. Ooh.

Right now? Right now. Really? And the way they got them kids was... And Paula, was kind of on the, she didn't want to go see it because she didn't want to see, but you need to go see it.

You need the education of what's happening. Well, evil is a hard thing to look at. Yeah, it is. And it's really hard to watch being brought back to life. Yeah, that's a, I would go see it right now, but I think Brittany may go into a complete tailspin with two young children. But the banks where you need. I think they need to get a little bit older.

Then, because if not, she's going to stay up all night like this on that bonner. Well, you need to know the education to protect them. Yeah. That's what you need. Oh, I agree. I don't disagree with that at all. But I just think right now it would cause her to come home from that. That dude, he put his life on the line.

Yeah. Yeah, so crazy thing, man, that it happens right up under your nose and you don't even realize it's happening. Yeah. You think something's good happening. Yeah. Next thing you know. What happened? Where?

They was right there. Where'd they go? Where'd they go? How'd they get out of here? It's crazy. Yeah. It's pretty powerful. You need to go see it.

Yeah. I was wondering, I hadn't really talked to anybody that it personally wouldn't see it yet. So I was curious about that. Yeah. But I know it's like killing it at the box office. That's that? You know, compared to what they thought it would do and then all that other stuff, which just goes to show you people.

Want to know more about it, I suppose. Oh, it's a serious thing. Way more serious than what you think. Yeah. Well, like our buddies, we got buddies that work in that. I'm not going to say any names or that because I don't know. Yeah, I'm just not going to say any names. But we're well aware of that happening.

What you think of when you hear it is you think of it on a global level. You don't realize this happening. Right on you know. Going right down the street right there. That's what's crazy about it. And it takes us a certain special kind of evil to do something like that. I see Sao, where he gets mad. Don't you mess with him kids.

And I'm saying way, don't you mess with them kids. Don't you mess with them youngings. But I know they got a special place in his heart, 100%. So that's why he ain't talking because he's very, he's so mad. He knows what to happen. Like, I get it. And I respect it. even asking you to talk about it.

Don't the people watching this can see. Yeah, the bad, the bad thing about it is, it's like you're talking about, it's, it's alive and well right here in Monroe and West Monroe. Mm-hmm. Okay, because I talked, like you said, I've got friends that deal with that. And I, yeah, I couldn't deal with it.

That would, that would, it would be a big change to me going to the pen. I'm serious. Yeah. Big, big, big deal. Because I just, nope. There's just certain things that, you know. That ought not be messed with. Yeah, that shouldn't be messed with.

And children is one of them. Innocence is one of them. Yeah, yeah. A child's innocence is one of those. And then you're taking advantage of it and then doing horrific and horrible things. Yeah. To kids. Terrible.

Yeah. But this is the Light Podcast. So we ain't going down that road. I want to laugh. We're going to tell some more stories. Let's take a break. But God wants to say it, okay. The educational part of it.

Oh, 100%. I agree. It's worth watching. To know that it is actually here and it happens. And you need to be aware of that, especially as a parent. Okay. You know, you need to keep up with your kids. Okay.

Yeah. You know, because evil is out there. And they go, you know. 100%. So that's not going to happen to me. Don't be naive. Yeah. Don't be the ostriches that sticks his head in the sand.

No it actually exists. If it's known, you can maybe do something about it. 100%. I want some coffee. Well, let's take a break because I've got to take a leap. Did that picture sweep me? I'm getting the next segment ready. Well, hey, I'm just saying that it looks like Sweet Pie.

Yes, remember the girl I told you about, Ella from South Carolina? Yeah, that's her cat. She has a cat. Oh, yeah. She named it Sweet Bee. Well, I think that he, hey, he looks just like Sweet Peep because that's all my cat does is lay around on the stupid rug. That's all you do. That's because he's too heavy to stand up.

I'm telling you. That cat's got more issues. Mm. Yeah. But why are we just glancing over this Hawaii thing? You're going parasailing? Yeah. Yeah.

And I told him to go watch the Jurassic Park three. Christine did it. She went somewhere and did it. Her thing did? Yeah. Her and Alicia went and they done it. And they tried to talk to it. I ain't going to do that.

So this time I'm probably going to do it. That's amazing. Yeah. So parasailing zip line. You going fishing while you there? Yeah, probably. No. Wear sunscreen.

Now you. Please wear sunscreen. If I don't know if I do. If I could give it. I could give one piece of advice. I'm just going to fill the bathtub. Just, just go. Well, just make sure you put it back on.

You're going to go scuba diving? No. No, he ain't doing that. No, I ain't doing that. I knew that. Yeah, I ain't doing that. Why not? I hear it's a lot of fun to see how far down in the ocean you can go.

No, I don't like to go under water, okay? Why is that? No. Hey, do you go under in the bath? You drowned. Not if you come back up? Oh, no, yeah, but hey, you drown if you do that. Are you going to surf?

Hawaii's big on surfing, right? No, we tried that. Oh, yeah. I remember that. And I had a giant sea turtle come up, and I was petting him while I was waiting on the wave. Yeah, you need to do that again. Really?

That's kind of like a whole lot of it off. That was the wildest thing. I'm sitting on this stupid surfboard, and something catches my eye underneath the board. And there's one of them giant sea turtles big around this table. Good, great. Just right against it.

I'm sitting there petting this stupid thing. When Christine was here, I call this story, she goes, you're not supposed to do that. Hey. The only one of us that could surf was Sadie. Well, yeah. That's not surprising. Yeah, she's done good.

Shocker. She can't. That makes sense. Yeah. So is there anything like in Hawaii you didn't do the last time you want to do this time? Well, I would like to see the whales like they normally do. Mm-hmm. So you're going to whale.

watch it. Yeah, I found we spotted one. You better stay there about two weeks for the list of stuff you got to do here. Unbelievable. No. They got a lot of pigs in Hawaii out here. And chickens. And chickens. And chickens. And axes deer. And cattle. And cattle.

That's where the axis deer comes from. No, he didn't come from where they put it. No, he comes from India. Yeah, there you go. From India? Yeah. 100%. That's why they so slick. Because, hey, if you've been chased for you, if you've been chased by Tigers all your life, you get real smart. I imagine so. Yeah, and that's where they're from, and that's, they get chased.

That's the ones with the white spots all of them. Yeah, red and white. They're orange and black stuff. I like to shoot them. Red and white polka dot. 3D. 3D. Oh, I thought we were talking about tigers.

I've hunted them before. Hey, you don't get to sail. The tiger? No, the stupid axis there. Hard to see tigers. They're slick. They're slick. Slick.

Slick is that thick, slick boys? Where are you all going for you? Are you celebrating something? No. Skymouse. I was, Randy. Paula D.

Cleveland Services Integrated. I was there. Goodwill ambassador. Goodwill ambassador for about three years. And they're, they're. Oh, so this is a thank you. Oh, that's pretty smart. So this is the pipeline boys and all that kind of stuff?

Yep. Yep. That's tight. He's actually sold his company. Mm-hmm. Okay. And now he's having the. time of his life doing vacations everywhere.

He said. Oh, he invited, yeah. So he invited all of me and Philip and Alicia and Christine. Cold. Which is really nice. And Martin and Brittany and John and Paula. What am I? John David and Allison.

I was getting there. I ran out of breath. He ran out of breath. I was getting there. But a hundred you're out. Well, good. I'm glad you going to Hawaii. So that'd have to be fun for you.

That's good. No, no. You earned it as a goodwill ambassador. You're going to play any poker while you're there? Probably. Yeah. Do you see they just, I saw they announced the champion of the World Series of poker or whatever, one like 12 million?

Oh, yeah. Wow. No, no, no. I watched one other than that on television. I wouldn't play no one. In Germany, Berlin, Germany. And this guy has, he has $13 million winning playing poker. And he won his first W-T, W-PT.

Oh, well, good for him. He needed it. Oh, yeah. I'd be my first and last. Yeah. I had that much money I love I love to play football 13 million you can pretty much coast on out

Oh yeah off this area Yeah he won like 670,000 600,000 The other night When he won one one though I won 20 bucks once It was a good day That was a good day I would suspect if I calculated all of my winnings in poker

I may be up a little I'm probably down He said I'm probably down. Well, no, I'm probably down a little. Okay. Well, I've had some fabulous nights, too, when everything was working. Okay. The last time I played poker was at, when we was in Vegas, what was we?

I guess the shot show. You was there. Oh. And you was at the table. I was playing 21. Oh, black. Blackjacket. Yeah, I'm about to say, you won't see me at a poker town in Vegas.

I won 75 bucks. Yeah, baby. There you go. But I sit there and spend that roulette wheel or throw some blackjack with it. Oh, no, no, no. It's a good time. I'll lose my house playing crafts. Well, no, no.

I would like to. I get caught up in the fun. Oh, no. Especially if I'm there because I'm just yelling the whole time. The best one I had in Vegas was I had, we were going to eat somewhere, and they didn't have no more chairs waiting. But there was like three slot machines over there, And I was like, I got to sit down.

We've been a shot show all day. My feet hurt. And I sat down and the lady came over and said, like, sir, if you sit there, you got to play. I was like, oh, what the heck. Yeah, why? I was just one to rest. So I put a 20 in and was doing like men bet, men bet, men. I've just, you know, about once every two minutes because I'm like, I ain't trying to lose this 20.

Like, this was not the idea. And then I hit like at some weird jackpot on it, one like $1,100 bucks. I was like, all because my feet hurt. Oh, yeah. I would have never sat there. Ever. Yeah, more than $1,100. It's like, well, boys, dinner's on me.

Yeah. And I bought everybody a dinner. So it was like. Easy come, easy to go. I kept my 20 and we spent, you know, my 1,000 80 at dinner. I mean, we didn't spend all of it, obviously. But I was just like, hey, I didn't have this money for. I walked in here anyway.

Let's have some fun. Oh, no, no. Get you, get you a crammed brulet. Oh, what's you talking? Where was that? The one with a piece of cake? Yeah. Yeah.

It had like a whole piece of cake on top of the ice. It was awesome. I can't have it. I was talking about it. That would make that thing in your arm shoot out. That's right. Your little deal would pop out of your arm. That sucker would leave air like a dartboard.

That was a good day. Was you there? It was us three and maybe. Grant. Yeah. Yeah. That was good. But look, a year ago is when I went and got my blood work.

And she called me, told me, don't eat no. sweets and desserts in Orlando. And I went this year in my, what's that thing called? What? The ABC 1 or something. Your sugar stuff. Yeah, sure. It's 5.5.

Is that good? I think 5.7's normal. Hey, look at it. They told me to keep doing what I'm doing. I'm doing right. Oh, good. Before we go. But, boy, I want a big old piece of a pecan pie.

that's what I want. Whether without the ice cream. Oh, that ice cream would do. Yeah. Do you have a picture? You got a picture? There was God. There's God.

You'd see a Tom and Gautier in the background. Look at that. Oh, that was mine. Yeah. That was a cookies and cream milkshake with two whole cookies in it. With cream. There's an ice cream sandwich and the milkshake. Yeah.

That's a dinner right there. And what's wild is look at like the condiments. You could put serracha on it if you wanted to. Yeah, where are we? No, because it's a bird. place. Remember it's like burger. We didn't eat the hamburger. No, we just went strictly for the ice cream.

If you get an ice cream like that, that's a firm decision for an entire meal. Yeah, and I got the, like, I remember mine was like the birthday cake or something. Yeah, you don't check your sugar after that. No, well, you don't even, you throw caution into the wind. That's one of them deals. That's an experience. That ain't, and they were like, you know, there's, I remember the lady telling us like, well, y'all are ordering a lot, you know, y'all can split these, and we're like, no.

No, no, wait, hold on. I got a whole video. We ain't split nothing. Not a chance. Not a chance. Not a chance, big dog. Like, no, sir. Have you looked at us?

Yeah. I'm like, hey, you'll lose a hand, though, this time to get over here. Hold on. I don't know if this is going to go quick enough, but after the break, I got to show you, Martin, I have your milkshake. Do you? Isn't it like birthday cake? It's stupid.

Yeah. Yeah, I remember. No, we can keep rolling. It don't matter. Oh, it's working. It's working. Look, there's the one. Look at Martin.

Mega. Whoa. On that bag. Out of regulation piece of cake. They didn't even take the rapper off of whoever's that was. Unbelievable. Look at that. Look at that look at God.

Gobin ain't looked at nothing like that other than Miss Paula, son. You hear that? Look at that look on it. I still got that look right now. Oh, boy. That was January, You know what? Sometimes bad decisions are good. Well, let's take our last break. We'll come back and get that inbox.

Hey, if y'all got like cool milkshake pictures, send those too. I can live vicariously. Also, get some dry ice and send the milkshake. That's right. All right. We're back. Last segment. Last segment. It's arguably our favorite segment of the show. It's my favorite. Hello at dot callroom.com. That's the inbox.

Johnny D is the keeper of said inbox. What we got? Claire. Claire emails in. She doesn't say where she is. I'm thinking that looks like Jacksonville. Jacksonville? Maybe Charlotte. But Claire got engaged and she sent photographs of her getting engaged.

But the whole reason I'm reading this email is I don't think she thought this was coming. Oh. Look at face. Yeah. Her eyes take up the whole rim of them glasses and them glasses is big. He said, hold on. I got a tie my shoe. Look, nobody else is even noticing what's going on.

What concert are they at? I don't know. It looks country and it looks like... Oh, it's country and west. How sweet it is. That's got to be Carolina. Yeah. Anyway, that picture right there was worth whatever she emailed.

She's happy. She said, yeah. What, did you show the regulation picture where she don't look like freaked out or doesn't that? Oh, okay. I was making sure. I mean, but the other one was way funnier. Oh, it's hilarious. And that's the one that'll forever be in their keepsakes.

Look at it. She's wild. Awesome. She said, huh? Man. Go-oo-doo. So when I asked Allison to marry me, the first question she said was, what?

Scooby-Doo. No, calm down. Now, I need to answer. Like, don't answer a question with a question. All right. Well, so anyway, she does have a question. Okay. But she did say, happy engagement, Claire.

Yeah. Congrats. They've been dating for almost five years. Woo, who, who. So. Good for y'all. good, it seems like an all-around good deal. What was some good advice someone gave you about being engaged and married?

Big fan, would just love to hear some advice. Also, that picture is hysterical. A lope. A lope? Simple wedding. Save you money on the wedding. Save you money and you'll make it simple wedding. Spend it on the party and or honeymoon or both.

Don't, don't have 17 people on the. the wedding on like your wedding core you don't eat all that mess like it's between you him and the preacher and the good lord anyway so yeah um martin says it low goblin get out of there no uh i don't know i mean sometimes i what do you done you got you made me laugh i laugh every also when you're making out your wedding registry like just because you think you've always wanted this gift don't put it all because then you do like we do whenever we do whenever we're we re-bottled the house and got to digging in some stuff. And I'm like, oh, wow.

We never used that. I was obsessed with getting a juicer and I've used it twice. Yeah, that's what I've said. Like, keep that list super practical. Like, don't, it's a weird deal. Like, it's just you look and you find stuff and you're like, oh, man, that's a really nice gift. I hate it. I got stowed in this cabinet and forgotten about.

Anyway. I don't know. The wedding part, I don't know, because it don't really. really matter to me, but it's a big deal of them girls sometimes, you know, but it is cheaper if you just use it for something else. I got a personal story on that. Well, go ahead.

Because a buddy of mine, his daughter was getting married, and he had called him together, the man and his daughter, and said, hey, look, I will give you a hundred thousand dollars cash or I won't throw you

big wedding. Now, me personally, I would have took $100,000 of the cash. Yep. Okay, because look, six months, that's how long the marriage lasted. Well, Claire's marriage is going to last. He spent probably $250,000.

Okay, because he made it extravagant. Yeah. Okay. So that's why I would tell you, hey, look, this is between you and this man and God. don't go in debt over this. It's not worth it. Enjoy the process.

Don't want to stress you out. Enjoy the process. Have you a few friends that you close friends at it? But don't go into debt because of this. That's what I do. Just use your head, okay? Because this is going to be a relationship between you and your husband. Okay, and God.

Yeah. Don't go in debt over this. It ain't worth it. Preach. It really is. And just because you've been dating for five years, don't never quit. There it is. Yeah.

That's it. Go to that picture show. That's it. Go to that. That's bad. That's the show. Who's that guy, Martin? I don't know country.

Oh, yeah, that's Luke Cole. Okay. I was like, I feel like I recognize him. But yes, if Appalachian State hat-wearing man's dad offers you 100-grade, take that. That's good advice. That's Gatorsville, Florida. No.

No. That's Sharper. That's a bank one stadium or something. Yeah, they had just seen Riley Green, Luke Colms, and that chick from here. The only reason I know that stadium is because the Saints winning it every year. Oh. What's that? What's up, Carolina?

Is that last year? I can't remember. But again, happy, happy engagement. Yeah. I think the best advice you can give is you're always going to be working on it, no matter how long you've been married. It's like a garden. And you're always going to be pulling weeds. It's just like anything else, too.

Complacency kills. Don't get complacency kills. Stay up on it. I'm going to a marriage retreat tomorrow. Whoa, whoa. Twelve years in. It'll be fun. Where's it at?

Hot Springs, baby. Oh, yeah, there you go. I get to host the newlywed game. That's it. At the beginning of it. They really are hot, too, them springs. They wow. I ain't getting in no spring.

I got a shower. No, but at the beginning of the marriage retreat, they asked me to host the newlywed games. I'm going to do my best Steve Harvey. There you go. That's what they told me. They said, you just, you know, be like Steve Harvey. I said, I ain't near as funny in Steve Harvey. Harvey, that's big shoes to fill.

There's only one of him. Yeah. Yeah. I ain't even got a mustache. I got a full beard. Do it. Do what? Straight to just mustache.

No. I am going to wear that suit that I've worn only to Sadie's wedding, though. That green velvet. Well, I'm going to show up to host that game. That's right. Green velvet. We got time for another? Yeah.

Yeah. Put another in there. Let's just throw another one in there. Rose from Northwest Pennsylvania. Loves a podcast, avid listener. Has a couple questions. Firstly, she's a reader. She's read everybody's books,

but she wants to know, Martin, Philip, Godwin, me, Stone, when are we going to write our books? This is our book, I would say. You got it. Everything I've learned, you can hear, here.

Let's go back to episode one. Yeah, I don't think I could write a book. I'm not, no. No, I'm out. I don't have anything worthy of you. No, one could write. one. I could write one. A romance. You think so? Oh, so you're saying Godwin's a work of fiction. No, no, I'm serious. Guy one could write one with the help of Miss Paula. They could write a romance.

I guarantee you. I'm a fine figure of a man. I'm serious. I'm serious. You're on the right one. Yeah. Yeah. The secret to your success married to Ms. Paula. And have the, on the cover, have the wind blowing in that goes. That's right. Just like in that video. Well, Ms. Paula is the key to my success. There you go. Chapter 1, see Miss Paula's book. See Miss Paula. I'm going to treat this.

Wise counsel. I got a saying I'm fond of now when they say, not everybody needs a book. It goes with my not everybody needs a podcast. The podcast, that's my next one I'm going to start. And then, no, I'm kidding, but like. I mean, when you go to these fishing shows and these places, hey, man, you won't be on my podcast?

I'm like, what are we talking about? Not hunting. Oh, gotcha. Oh, it's all that one. Got it. Okay, all right. So, no. But, no, that's just, yeah, not everybody needs a book.

Well, that kind of plays into her second question. Yeah. Because she says, we all seem to have found our place in the world pretty well, like where God wants us to be, if you will. So she was hoping for advice on that. How do you know when you found your calling, which isn't us writing books for sure? Because I'm, I mean, I can't.

I was wondering if that was a pun on the duct paper. Yeah. When you find your calling. Ooh. See what we did there. Yeah. I don't know. Anyway, she's in her early 30s,

and she's like, I don't know what I'm supposed to do. How does she know she's not doing it now? Yeah. It depends on time. Mm-hmm. Where you're at in time? 30 years ago, you asked God when running in paper machines

may have been his calling. He's making great money, you know, did all the things, do all that. And then, you know, ask him 15 years ago, I said, no, that wasn't for me, Jack. All the people that have mentored me from all of my teachers all the way up and the relationships I've had, you know, I used to, you know, they would say, well, hey, look, you need to find out what you do best and then do it with all your heart. well I never had I never for what I'm 75 I never figured out what I was good at napping yeah until Doug Dianty shows up okay and then the fans told me what I'm good at but he was always like that yeah but I it was there all the time yeah and you only got to see it if you that's why I said you know you're not doing it that's so wild when you think about it okay

yes I used to wouldn't cut up with you nothing that's what everybody don't realize like he's pretty well when i tell people i say hey here's something you don't know about me in in real life i'm shy but once you got in with him see he'd cut up with you like well then it got wild oh then it was fun and then he was like let me tell you the fastest way i ever found in that check right there so y'all want to see some wild watch yes well no because that was the one thing phil said what happened with you and i said what you stomach. He said, for years, we had to hide the camera if we was going to get you in your natural state. Yeah. He said, then AA shows up. And I said, well, hey, you got one big difference between

y'all and A&E. I said, A&E came with a lot of green stuff that they was willing to give away. That's right. And I said, I'll be your hookaberry then, buddy. What does that feel? You say, he said, that guy told him, he said, you know, there's a line that, you know, people. Yeah. You get right up to it and you don't cross it. He said, Mr. Robinson, your brother goes across that line. He said, you know what we call that? Talent.

That was the conversation between Phil Robertson and Jim, our head cameraman on Doug Dynasty. Well, send us out of here, Johnny. Oh, that's good stuff. All right. This one's for Claire and the man in the Appalachian State Hat that we didn't get his name, happy engagement. Mark 10, verse 6 through 9, but at the beginning of creation, God made them male and female for this reason. A man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh. So they are no longer two, but one.

Therefore, what God has joined together, let no one separate. We wish you guys the best of luck in your life. Keep dating. And you will have a lot. happy life together and seek God first and the sky is the limit for your engagement and your marriage. That is. And you can't get no better. So there. Amen. We'll see y'all next time right here. We're out.