Duck Call Room - Godwin is Excited to Celebrate His 35th Anniversary with His Wife

Episode Date: April 4, 2024

Uncle Si feels for young people who are trying to follow Christ and struggling with anxiety and offers some advice for overcoming those thoughts. Godwin’s anniversary is coming up and he knows just what to get his wife, but it’s definitely not expensive jewelry! John-David’s son outdressed him for Easter and cut a dashing figure with his presidential look. Martin picks apart an April Fool’s Day joke, but Si pulls off the granddaddy of them all! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh, I got a good question for it since you brought that up. What's that? What's the purpose of lightning book? Purpose of a lightning book. I don't know, but you know what happens if you pull his tail off? What? Delightly. He'll be delighted.

He'll be delighted. You put his tail off, Jason. And he'll be delighted. You know how to delight a lightning bow? Pull his tail off. Pinch his tail. Pinch his butt cheek. I don't know what is the purpose for a light bulb.

I have no idea. Well, a light bug, lightning bug. To get rid of the darkness? Hunter, I don't know if you know those, but Gawin and Sire going. What's going to get rid of darkness? We're waiting on that coffee. Wait until that coffee kicks in. That's what the purpose of the lightning bug is.

What? He gets rid of darkness. He brings rid of darkness. Lighting bug. I thought that brings light into the picture. A lightning bug doesn't illuminate anything. Yes, he does. Pull his tail off, he'll be delighted.

It's just a, but it's not like a strong light. Yeah, it is. You get a bunch of them together and turn you back off and see. It's never cast it a shadow. It does for a second. Hey, Martin. Just a second. Welcome to the podcast, folks.

I'm just proving to a lot of... They're just in darkness and light. Darkness and light. Trying to prove to a lot of people, you can learn a lot by listening. That's right. Hey, I got to talk all the time. Talking about lights, I was pulling the truck the other day. had my boat hooked up to it.

And I wanted to make sure my blinkers was working. I got Paula back there. Is that blinker working? She said, yeah, no. Yeah. No. Yeah. I've been there before.

Yeah. Is it work? Yeah. No. No. It's all. Yeah. Back on.

Oh. No. One out. Oh, Lord. Well, I guess we all had a good Easter break then. Yeah. Everybody's happy. I had a wonderful one.

That's right. Did you? Mm-hmm. You looked pretty. exhausted on your Instagram story. I'm very tired. My wife has... Yeah, that's what Instagram

do for you. Well, no, I just took a picture of myself all sweaty and gross. She's decided that we're going to be as good at sports as Sadie and Christian. Just specifically pickleball. It's not going to happen, but like...

Allison, to come to my office one day and we can sit down and discuss genetics. And have a heart-to-heart talk about... We won't even get to age. We'll just start with genetics. Yeah, well, here's a deal. If you ask her, she'd tell you in fifth grade, she won the athlete of the year. But I'm in this, too.

Athlete or Mathlete? No, athlete. I would have won Mathlete of the year, but she would win athlete of the year. So she's quasi-athletic, but not very, but it's like she's, we're on a mission to play pickleball for, in a comedic amount of time. Get that out. Yeah, it's hard to say how long we've been playing. but I've played for five hours both days this weekend. Five hours.

A piece. Mm-hmm. And the worst part is my nieces. You sit down most times. They're 11-year-old girls, and they're better than us. So I don't know. It's a weird game. I'm tired of talking about it.

I knees are too bad to be doing that. Not anymore. There's a lot less pressure on them. Yeah, but that left one, it says, it's, it lets you know where it's at. Hey, too many flying, fly, fly, fly free jumps. Do what? Too many flying, flea jumps. Flying, oh, yeah.

That was one of those times that Nugganesty had the words underneath the side. Yeah. Yeah, the captions. That's funny. Yeah, we played, uh, what's you do over? With all the kids, they had me throwing them batting practice, essentially. I was all-time pitcher in their cousins, uh, baseball game,

wouldn't rather baseball. You're playing with a tit. Oh, all the time, yeah. Yeah, they were like, you're going to take it easy on them kids? It's like, no. No. The weird thing is,

is like the older kids kept getting beat by the middle kids. The middle children were the competitive, athletic. They're smarter and better. That's wild. They listen. No, they, I wasn't no listening.

I was just pitching, but they were better. The middle children. The middle kids, boy, You got to watch it. They were better at sports. Now, the older kids are better. Behave? Yes, and just life and education and everything else.

In general. Yeah, but the middle ones are better athletes. Middle kids are wild. Yeah. I'm speaking about that, what's going on with the basketball? Meanwhile. Speaking about middle children. Who's in the United States, Wolfpack, and then Purdue and who else?

What else? Alabama made it. Shock. You don't expect to hear that one in basketball. Alabama. Alabama made the final. And then Yukon, maybe? I think you're right.

Yukon, Bama, Purdue, NC State. Well, well, you're okay. I only know that. I haven't watched any of it. I've been doing push-ups and playing pickleball for my wife.

Go Wolfpack. He's a Wolfpack guy. I got your NC State shirt in my office from that five fans. Are you going for the Wolfpack? Oh, we're on the NASCAR race. yesterday. I'm in.

Ever since I went to Fort Bragg in North Carolina? Hey, North Carolina. Yeah, South Calcutac, both. How about them rain tires? Good people. They raised the first 30 laps. Well, Denny Hamlin did it? Just edged that one out thanks to that caution.

He's reading on the internet. No, I'm not. Yeah. Denny Hamlin racing again? I thought he was retired. I had no idea. Yeah. He ain't retired.

I didn't even know Yitzlin had a NASCAR. He got up there, you know, the starting. they got that starting box. No, but I ain't. When we left Texas Motor Speedway, I ain't put that, buddy. And he got to the starting zone. When they got to the first of it,

he didn't wait to about the middle like they usually do to take off, you know. When they hit that line, he'd gone. Who's this? Denny Hamlet. And the other guys was like, wait, what? He likes to go fast. Where'd they race?

Richmond. Martin's book, yeah, Richmond. It rained. So they didn't start until 7 o'clock last month. Oh. What? How come NASCAR don't race in the rain? Thank you.

Put some rain time. You didn't. You didn't watch the first 30 laps. They had rain tires on, buddy. Did they have the windshield wipers on? And their headlight? They do on road racing. Yeah, I do.

They won't race and spray. If it sprays, if it's enough wet on the track that sprays up. they won't race. It's probably for the safety. Except for road courses. No, that just means slow down. Road courses got... Oh, no, that ain't in their vocabulary.

What? Slow down. But see, that's more skill, right? To, like, drive in the conditions versus just who can hold their foot to the floor. Yeah. And who's got the fastest car? They started with rain tires yesterday

because the track was wet. 30 laps. That's interesting. What's the difference in rain tires and regular tires. See, now I'm just nerding that one. Rain tires are softer, and they got grooves in them. Oh, so they kind of got like tread. Yeah. Oh, okay. So the water goes... And they say they're faster

than the slick. Why wouldn't you wear that? They go faster with them than they do the slick. Why wouldn't you run them every time? Because they only last about 31, 32 laps. Oh, you got to stop more. They wear out easier to eat because they're softer. They're softer. Yeah, they wear out easier. See, the things you know, you just got to ask the question sometimes. I've been like 10,000 miles on my tires, though, and they're still fine. Why do NASCAR tires go kapit in 30 laps?

That's the way they're built. Interesting. Ring tires ain't the norm. Martin, we've learned a lot. The more you know, look at there. When they're wet, you know, they're softer, so they grip better. They was going forward ride. How fast were they going?

I don't know. I've never even been there. They're not fast, fast, 120, 130. That's fast fast. I thought you average about 140. They're running. Might be there. I don't think it might be.

Could be. I just hope size is right. Where would he know how fast at a car at Richmond? NASCAR, Richmond, Speedway. I just hope that's one of them things he stumbled across. I've probably read it. Yeah, I know. Godin was right.

Si wasn't. 120. 120 is what the average? Mm-hmm. Si said no. Metrics. That ain't the racer. That's 140.

Yeah. The races ain't no average. Wait till next week. They got 140 at least on speed number. They ain't going to run it under that. Where they at next one? Hey, that's Clint Boyer. Artonville.

Oh. That's Clint Boyer. Gas is your friend. He'll tell you. That's where, that's the paper clip. Yeah. That's where the watermelon man done the video game move,

running to the wall and just held it wide open. Huh? He had field mentality all in the buff right out. He had to come in fifth to get to the championship. And he helped it to the wall. And he was in like eight. And he held it to the wall. He ran into the wall and held it wide open.

And held it to the wall. And passed up and got in fifth place. That's right. And held it to the wall. That's it? What in the world are we talking about? Hey, that's hard to do to hold it to the water. I know, but we started out with a watermelon man and video game.

What in the world? I mean... Nice car video game. Hey, have you ever played Mario Kart? Uh-uh. It's fun. Martin likes to be Donkey Kong. It ain't got a wall where you can hold right open.

Be liar, you're a toad guy. Ode's fast. Quit. Quit. I only like to be Donkey Kong because he was the only guy left, like him bowing Bowser, because you, Jacob and Benny had all time... We used to have a Nintendo 64 in this office, and I dare anyone to step to the people of this office

to Mario Kart 64. I will win. Yeah. Even on the... Switch I'm no good at. My kids beat me at that one. Really? Yeah, it's weird.

There's too many buttons. They don't know the cheat code. Me and Brittany, I thought it was going to go to marriage castle after I switched around the carts the other night with her sister in town. her sister's like we need to play Mario card I was like why and I said they're like you play I was like

why do y'all want me to put you all y'all know I'm gonna smash y'all and they you know oh no you won't we've been but I'm like okay here we go smash backwards green shells one of the simple pleasures in life yeah I wish they'd change some things on that switch

I wish they'd change some things in NASCAR green shells and bananas amen that would be cool if like you could just throw something out your window you could throw a VW Beetle out of the back of it I mean, that'd be awesome. I mean, they ain't got to be green. They can be any color you want.

It doesn't matter, man. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means? That means more outside cooking. And y'all know, we love to eat beef around here. And that's what, because of our friends over at Triedale's beef, makes such a good product, baby.

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support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. Did you have a good Easter egg basket? I did. Hold on. My kids did. I need a NASCAR expert's opinion. If you were driving a NASCAR 140 miles per hour and hit a banana pill, would anything go haywire?

Like would they spin out? No. How big of a banana pill, though? We may have to make some big a plantain pill. Yeah. I mean. That depends on how you. it.

We had to get some large ones. I'm saying, no, it wasn't depending on how you... I don't know. I've seen styrofoam cups derail them whole races. Yeah. You know? Yeah. The fact that a banana pill won't make them spin out.

I'm telling you, that depends on how you hit it. They get big mad of plastic water bottle get out there on the track. Oh, they get hostile. That's cool about it. Clint said he's made them hostile when he was doing the pace car. Mm-hmm. I didn't know it, but see, they put the lights on that. or magnetic, and if you go too fast, guess what?

They come off. They come off. Then they scatter all over the track, and then the people get irate with you. Because you know better than go too fast and put anything on the track. Well, I wanted to drive my truck out there. Who did? I did.

Oh, I wanted Clint to bring me a Cadillac. We're going to find a rice field at the end of a, a paved road. Yeah. And me and him was just going to leap off that paved road and see how far we could get in the middle of that rice field. About two foot. Oh, no.

It depends on how. The Cadillac? You ain't going nowhere. Oh, yeah. Well, maybe in Arkansas. He'd go on that first levee. Yeah, you ain't making it too. I think I could make it all the way through the field.

Nope. I don't believe you. Hey, we had a pickup truck that Willie, uh, Willie was driving and hey we done our best to stick it and couldn't and we actually burned it up by transmission up in it. That's what we did for you. You didn't go none of the places

I ever been stuck in because you didn't even have to try hard. Hey, we could have stuck that thing behind our other warehouse down there Ascabba. Oh yeah. Well I'm telling you hey we went off in this field rice field and I'm telling you we stopped started again and look and it didn't have really

any good mudgift on it. You hadn't have no gumbole. I don't That must have been just a fluke. That's sandy dirt. We did our best to stick it and could not do it. The Gobbunds, you hunt Easter area? We did bird the transmission up here. No.

We had to walk out of the Riceville. Transmission went bad. A cup put. I guarantee. Now, what was that? I was asked Gobbant if we hunted any Easterhead because I saw your daughter dressed up her deer in her Easter outfit.

Oh, good grief. Oh, we need to have some little segment of what Johanna does to that doe deer that she killed. We need to have her own podcast. She dresses it up all different, holidays. She mounted a dog. Okay. Yeah. Where's the photo?

Paula, it was on Paula's story is going to be the issue. We'd have to get Paula to text them to us. Oh, man. Get Miss Paula to text them, but it was funny. She had like little egg earrings. Oh, yeah. I mean, she dresses that deer up for every holiday. Every holiday.

That deer is like her wreath or something. That's cool. I like it. Oh, it's hilarious. I like it. That's a good move. I like, I'm for that. Yeah.

That's what taxidermy should be used for. You ain't got it? I would like to. Oh, here's Mardi Gros. Yep, that's Mardi Gros with the wig. Florida Lee, beads, everything. Yeah. All the things.

Guy one or send it on. We'll look at it here in a second. I like it. I want a dough on the wall. We'll get you on. Yeah, anybody can have one, them things. Them deer size shoots aren't as cool as a dough on the wall. I don't hear that.

Why don't you not want to hear that? Well, by the way, you went to Easter service with the president. Old Prez was looking good yesterday, so. Where did he get the American flag? I mean, he's, now he's got a pen. Oh, Jenna gave him. My sister gave him that for his birthday. There it is.

It came in a little last. We're talking about Carter, right? Oh, yeah. So we're all getting dressed for Easter, and he comes in and he goes. Hey, I like his suit. The man, I got to give him to him. Hey, well, you ought to see. Boy looks good in a suit.

So he goes, dad, I need my president's suit. I said, dude, mom has you Easter clothes. Like, you can't wear a suit, a church. And he goes, huh. Next thing I know, he's in the suit. And I was like, I told him he couldn't wear this because you bought Easter clothes. She's like, nah, suit's cool. I was like, that's a good point.

I thought he was going to tell you, hey, look, I'm deprive. I can't wear anything. Well, El Presente yesterday looking good. I can work. Here we go. I think I got a picture. And it really adding the American flag pin to it is what really. There me and him are on our way to church.

Look at the press. He's ready. Even guys know his little cloth. I like, he's got more suits than I do. All my suits. kind of like joke suits anyway, like green velvet and stuff. Yeah. He got, he's got a bona fide suit.

He's a good-looking young man. Well, he gets it from, really is. He gives it from his father. Yeah, no. What? I think he takes after his mom. Amen, buddy. But he is a little walking.

Oh, yeah. Johnny D. Yeah. That's that A-T-I-C bag. I don't even know what that means. This new computer's throwing me all off. I'm trying to find the floor on. You can go in your settings on your settings on.

your photos and make them all JPEGs. There we go. There's the whole thing. Yeah, look at it. Look at it. That's a pre-as. Big dog looking good. That was the one you posted. Yeah. That's him. That's my man. Look at him. He went for it. He went full president's suit,

walked around church, waving people, doing what Carter does. I'm just glad Lottie back here in the backlight. What's up, y'all? Yeah, she's mean. Yeah. They got me back here for a reason. But, yeah, we don't have any. We put, I do put a Christmas hat.

What is that, the Santa Claus hat on the deer at my house, but it's also not a dough. Yeah. The dough would be cooler. Gobin's still scrolling from pictures over here. Yeah. I love it. I love it. Oh, I was just saying that she had.

Oh, good grief. That's it. Yeah. That's hilarious. Oh, it changes with the seasons, though. That's Marty growl dough. Yeah. That is a good looking dough.

Easter dough had egg ear ring. She's got artificial eyelashes on. on her. He got a big old eye last. You can't say them for that, but. Oh, yeah, she's slicked up now. Ah, your daughter. I love it.

She's different. She's quirky. She is quirky. Tell you what, she can cook, son. I'm talking about it. I'm so hungry right now. Oh, here we go again. Sorry.

This is where we're, this is where we get. Operation pull-up has me just hungry. Why is that? Have you got one yet? No. I will say this, this morning after I went and I actually moved upwards. You can move vertically now. Well, vertically is a strong term, but I'm moving up very slowly. I'm on a mission to do a pull-up.

To do a pull-up. You got to lose enough weight and get strong enough to do a pull-up. I don't know if I could do one or I betcha. I might could. I don't know. Those things are tough. The dude I work out with puts a bunch of weight around his belt to make him the same weight as me just to rub it in my face. There you go.

And he still does him. Oh, he ripped off five this morning. And I was like, that's cool. And then I lay down and do girl pull-ups with my feet on the ground. But I'm getting there. You can't do it. No, I can't do a pull-up. People act like they're easy.

No, they're not easy. Not. Especially at this place. I don't know if I could do one or not. Can you do one? No, not right now. You couldn't do one? Not right now, not.

Well, I probably couldn't eat. So I basically don't eat and I exercise and I'm hungry. The real hard part for pull-ups for people like me and you is finding a bar. The hardest part for me is when you have to hold you feet up off the ground too. If you can get there where you can just hang like if you jump up to grab the bar and can hang there, they're a little bit easier than the old on that door frame. We're tall people. Yeah.

We have to hold things up. Yeah. I mean, why? It's a little bit easy. easier to have your, for me to have your feet kind of free hanging than to have your abs engaged and curled up too. Like it just, you end up getting there in the pull-up, but when that's where you've got to start from, that's a, that's a toughie for me. But no, I don't know, I couldn't do one right now. I'm going to keep the people informed. Operation pull-up may not succeed. But me and Paul

Lewis, I'm going for it. I'm going for it. And Paul Lewis used to do them all time. That's not fair. You and Paul is the put two of the stars. Of course, now that I look at that. Strongest people I know. But now that I look at it, that was also 12 years ago. I mean, I was 26. I'm now 38. I don't know that that pull-up challenge is necessarily my bangs on anymore. I may have aged out of that one. You're getting close to it.

I'm very close. So it's really weird that now you're starting. Yeah, getting some old man strength. Yeah, that's Sanco de Mayo last year. Yeah. Yeah, the deer. Oh, I'm like, what do we? That's that of my autumn.

but you know you know you know like burly and his old man strength uh-huh i want to be the first guy that ever has old man strength that was just super weak as a young man that way you fool everybody yep they're like remember john david he couldn't uh do a push-up or a pull-up and then when i'm old i'm just sigh have you ever had old man strength look at there uh-oh there's easter there's easter deer look at them eyelashes on that deer oh oh yeah It's just now... Is that in the living room? Yeah.

That's awesome. These tracks around them. Just now, Beth realized that her and Johanna can be friends. What is this? Like, look at Cinco de Mayo. Or is that the Day of the Dead? That's what did it, Day of the Dead. Day of the Dead.

Yeah. What was that movie? What's the Disney movie? Encanto? Coco. Coco? Yeah, one of them. I couldn't remember which one it was.

Oh, yeah. I've seen them all. They all kind of run together at this point. No. There you go. Fans, if you have a deer you dress up, preferably a dough, will you please send me photos? And we will have a contest to see if any of you can beat Johanna.

Now, that would be something because I don't believe there's anybody in the United States that does it. The one. Back when, Brittany, let me have taxidermy in our house. I had a little Santa hats for all the ducks. Paula did that for the one day. I have a Santa hat on my deer, but that's it. I also would not let me do this. Well, she'd put a reef.

Father put a reef on a deer During Christmas one of them No good She ever put a red nose on it I think she did I'm by saying He's had a little too On the nose

Yeah I think Yeah I'll wait people Ah Si did you Easter egg hunt What Did you Easter egg hunt? Nope

But I've seen it going Did you? Yeah It was in the compound That Willie and him all live in Yeah And I think it was What

uh, the Kirby's place. They had eggs drove everywhere. You were there? I just drove by it and the kids were having a blast. You just drove by a dead end road?

I went through Jason's. Oh, you went to Jason's house. We went to, we went to, we went to Jep for Easter. Ah. Oh, I should have walked down

and saw you. Pork, loins. Should have walked down and ate with you. Yeah. Oh, it was good. Why, y'all didn't have breakfast for Easter like you had?

No, we had ham. It was good. Great ham. We had ham too. I like pork, but we had pork too. There you go. Then we had pool pork too.

Okay. Barbecue. I don't mean to like, Tread on any lines here, but you said you had ham, but you like pork. Well, no, I ate the pork.

They had ham at the feast. No, I understand. I like it all. It didn't a ham, in fact, pork. Ham's like processed beautiful, pork. It's great. Nothing wrong with ham.

What part of a pig is a ham? His ham. His ham. No. Yeah, it is. His ham. It's just... His ham bone. Yeah. His ham bone. It's his back rear in. But how come sometimes it's square? Well, that's if you get one to them has been separated and then smash back together that

ain't got a bone in it. Ain't got a bone. Ball is hell. Yeah. Yeah. Or is that a bone yesterday. Oh, yeah. Ham confuses me. Bones way to go because now you got a pot of beans way. Oh, it's so good. You get it down there, it ain't but a little bead around it.

But you want to know what the best... He throws that in the pot with the bait. But you want to know the best part of the pot of beans is? The cornbread? No, the ham. Oh. The ham that falls off the bag. I'll go with him.

Cornbread's. You can have the ham. I haven't made cornbread in a long time. It's time. Yeah, you probably want to wait. My wife, man. Good point. What was the number one Easter?

Candy. Ever made or? I didn't eat no candy. Number one. I hope for the sake of America, it was the Reese's peanut butter egg. No, it wasn't that one. Uh-oh. Oh, boy, we got a joke here.

Okay. No, it's not a joke. Oh, I thought I was about to try to get clever. I would have went with Martin about it. It was, uh. Is it that stupid Cadbury thing? It was number three. What was?

Heaps. Reese's egg? Yeah. Is it the Cadbury deal? Peeps. It was number two. Oh. The regular little football Easter eggs.

The little chocolate ones that are trash? And then things are terrible. They're the number one. They're awful. Little football. Did you get any candy? No. What?

He don't eat candy. Yeah, I did. When I got home from the camp, Johanna had a Easter basket on there. She even had something for Roger the dog. She had a little old. dog's name is Roger? Yeah. I feel like I knew that.

Roger, Dodger, you old... It always surprises me when people have... It's because... Dogs with human names. Well, it's because... Alabama gave it to us. It was a stray dog. Come up to their house.

Nobody claimed it. So they gave it to us because we'd lost a dog and Paula wanted another one. So we just named it Roger. Because that's their last name. Drop the S. Yeah. Oh, Roger.

Roger. Roger. Roger. We had a Todd. Yeah. Johanna named, a black lab named Todd. Then we had B'nai. B'nai?

No, B'nai then Todd. Then we had cows. That's your belly? That was my belly. I don't know. You need a... I need to eat a egg. That thing just made a weird record.

I thought it was fixing a bite. I was like... Yeah, Cal. From American Idol, Cal, you know, Simon Cowell. I thought you were saying, like, C8, like short for Calvin this whole time. No, cowl. And then he had Raj from Big Bang theory. Well, she still got Raj.

Oh. Raj Kootapali. Yeah. How many dogs y'all got? That's Johanna's little old. Now, that dog... This ain't even counting the neighbor's dogs at living there. Oh, yeah, they come over all the time.

We'll have the door open in the morning to the dog in and out, you know. Making coffee and the neighbor's dog come over. into your home? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you pull up the Gawler feeds them everybody. Everybody's welcome. Gavent needs a big Marshall University logo on his house because when you pull up there, it's the thundering her.

Yeah. They all come. Yeah, they get in our cats. They steal a toy. They still a toy, they still a toy dog toy. And down there, and he brings it back, throws it in the front yard. And he passes by. Yeah.

has a bunch of cats that she feeds. And then at one time, she used to have a bunch of cones she feeds. They was Arnold Schwarzenegger. The coons? Yeah. They rocked out at about, oh, 125. Stop it.

A hundred and twenty-five pound, Coons? Stop it. Stop it. Oh, three of them. It was three of them, no, no. And they all rocked the scale at 125. Gee, that's a world record,

I'm telling, oh, you should have seen if it scared me when I turn the light on. Well, we need to quit talking about food because it's stomach. It's still over there. I don't know if you're here. I'm going to go home and, hey, I like that. I was pretty impressive. Yeah, it's a lot. I'm impressed.

I ain't ever. I don't know. It ain't like I ain't ate. You know me better than that. Oh, well, it's going to get something neat. Martin, did you hear my phone ringing in the last one? I did. You heard it ringing.

I did. There's a, and then your phone started ringing. Mm-hmm. there's been a situation oh no world record right the new world record crappie has been caught on darbone it was good on darbone good night

look that thing so and the town's going crazy and people are sending it literally my buddy casey called me I said I'm filming he said I just needed to know is it true that somebody caught a five pound cropy look at that thing and I said Where's it at? And he sent me this.

He said, but he's long arming it, so I really can't tell. He is long arming it, but it's a big crappy. My buddy Casey is wondering if it's five pounds. I don't think so. You know what I told my buddy Casey? Not long enough. That's a hybrid crappy anyway. We don't have those.

Side, do you know what I told my buddy Casey? What are you telling? I told him he should go check his calendar. Yeah. Yeah. Today's April 1st, boys. That ain't it. Oh, April 4.

That ain't it. Catch it. That ain't even him holding that fish. Today's April. Look, that fish is big. He got a boat hanging out the rear end of him. Yeah, he sure does. That ain't the boat that he's in.

Look. I mean, come on. At least if you're going to make April Fool jokes, people, do a better job of Photoshop. Hey, the tackle shop over in Shreveport posted about it. I don't know if they're in on it or they fell for it. Oh, they're in on it. But they...

Oh, my goodness. But what did they say that fish weighed? The boat shop. Five pound plus crappy. Okay. Fish is currently being certified by the LDWF to verify weight. I don't believe it's true. Oh, what have I done?

I don't believe it's true. See, it had specs handbars to hybrid. It don't matter what it is. It ain't real. And that's not Darbone. No, I saw that early this morning. Our town gets... Farm of Louisiana.

Possible World Record. Yeah. April Fool's, don't fall for things on the internet people. Like Casey. There's two shots. At least make it fun. At least make it well done. I mean,

that fish got a whole other half of boat hanging out from under it. Like, come on now. Boy, I got to get something for my woman. April 4th. Mm-mm. Her birthday is this week, though, ain't it? I know, that's our anniversary.

No, her birthday, her and Brittany's birthday. Yeah. Hey, I had that April 1st. April 4th day. What? You did? Yeah, me and Ms. Christine. Who's a...

Oh, that's when you got married. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Is it your anniversary today? I made a joke one day, come in and pick her up. You know what he's going out to eat?

Yeah. And I told her best friend. I said, guess what? You know, I can't remember the girl's name now. And I said, we skipped out last night and he loped and got married. But she was just, she was just out on this floor.

She was walking on cloud nine. And I gave her about five minutes then. And I said, I said, April's smooth. And all she said, that was her whole demeanor changed. She got this like a, what's the woman in Louisiana that, you don't want to mess with? The Cajun, that another man's gone.

Uh-oh. You know what I'm talking about? Mm-mm. I was going to say bad, bad, Larry Brown. No, uh, uh, uh, Ladoo, no. Something else she's gone away. Boudreot, Tibado. Well, no.

I don't know. Anyway, it's a woman. She's a woman. Rich. Okay, so look, her eyes started flashing. Christine's friend did. And all she said, when she pointed out of me, she said, God will get you for this.

Oh, good gracious. Hey, any days later, he did. You got married to her anymore? I got married. There you go. Do not try to play April Fool jokes. It will backfire on you. Your anniversaries in two days?

Huh? No, that's when he asked. That's when he asked him. Oh, and he asked. Mine's the April of the 8 that I hadn't got Paul to anything. What are you going to get her? I just seen them hunting pictures back there.

I'm going to think I'm going to get her a gilly suit and a bag of corn. That's what I'm going to get her. Oh, she'll be. I'll be. She'll be happy. I'll get me some brownie point. A gilly suit.

And a bag of war. For your anniversary gift. Can we just stop for a minute? Can we just stop for a minute and say, thank you, Jesus. for making it to the point of marriage where that is the anniversary. Oh, my man. Is that what you're going to get, Brittany?

Only if I want to die. Can you imagine what? She pulls that gilly suit out. She's going to be fired up. Good, Gary. I had to buy diamond earrings for my anniversary. What can you do with a diamond? How far away is hunting?

So he's cut other diamonds. Well, they just ended, but we got. gotta get ready for next year. Well, I know. Hey, if you give it to her, I guarantee you and her are going to sit on a stand and she's probably will. And she ain't going to be wearing nothing but that gilly. I said, that's all she's going to be wearing. See, that's where God was thinking. Honeymooning and the deer stand.

That's right. Boy, they. Oh, we got to brush it up. We got to get brushed up anyway. I love it. I just took one down yesterday. Look, there'll be a day. There's a time coming where you'll just. be able to get Allison like three pickle balls in a paddle. That's that? I hope not. That should be fired up about it. Why?

Because you want something nicer than that? No, but I'd rather something like, you know. Diamonds? Kitchen aid mixer. What in the world is a diamond good for? We got a couple of those. You can scratch windows. Scratch windows?

Yeah. You can crash one with it. What, a diamond? Write your name in the window. Yeah, you can write your name in the window. Why would you want to do that? How about Paula? It's a diamond necklace one.

It cuts class. She got mad as a wet hen boy. You bought her and she got mad? Yeah. You bought her what? A diamond bracelet. Did she get mad? Yeah.

What she got mad for? Because it wasn't a gilly suit and a bag of corn. She said, why would you buy me something like that? What can we use this for? What can we use this for? You just wasted money. We could have bought something else. Like a gilly suit.

Praise Jesus. And a bag of corn. I don't think I'm going to get to that part. Corn is going to be the bonus. That's that extra. That's what you should have put in their Easter basket. Corn. Yeah.

I'm going to get at the, what do you call it, Barcelona thing? What are they? You put it on your head? They like a baklava. Yeah, that thing. Barcelona. And a pair of gloves. The same stuff, made out of the same stuff, you know.

So it matches. She's going to be looking like a full-blower. Sniper. Oh, yeah. Yeah. She gonna disappear. Oh, yeah, Baclova's dessert. Baclava.

There you go. Bella. I've never heard of it. There you go. Well, I had a Pichlava's dessert. Oh, y'all, what old bag. Well, I had a Pitchie. Well, I have no idea what y'all.

Well, y'allah is to rob people. It's the hood that comes see. That is what you need. That is a ski mask. But that. Yeah. I could have said that, I reckon. But a boclova is a dessert.

Do you ever love me? No. Get her some gloves. That don't look like a dessert? Huh? What is it? That looks disgusting. Oh, look ahead it.

Turkish baklava? Well, maybe you should get the Greek one. It's Turkish. Get to Norway. Them Norwegians can make some dessert now. Look, there's somebody on Amazon confused, too. Tough headwear. We're all confused.

Boy, don't you love it when Americans get to talking about other languages? We don't know our head from a whole. No. We got a pifty, pitty change, too, so. I love it. Well, let's take a break. Let's get in that inbox. We'll be back out after you.

All right, we're back. Hello at Duckcallroom.com. That is the inbox. Yeah, go ahead, but I got one in my Instagram message somewhere that I need. Okay, well, this is a YouTube comment. All right, let's hear it. And this is why sometimes we talk about stuff. I need to be reading.

Are you ready for this? this, Martin. Go ahead. So grateful y'all talked about the trailer story. It probably saved me and those on the road with me. My utility trailer came loose and was fish tailing

and all I could think of was Martin said, just take your foot off the gas and coast. And that's what he did. Wow. Soutly safe. Safety chains broke. Trailer just, trailer literally went off the back because chains broke. And eased off on the side of the road, but

everything was all good, all as well that ends well. But because you told that story, Martin, about your misfortune and lucking out and doing it right. That guy is safe today. Well, because that could have ended in totally different ideal. Oh, 100%. Well, it wouldn't it come off. Yeah, it could have hurt.

Could have caused a wreck. A whole bunch of people. Look at there. But now you know, just take. See, that's why you go through them. That's why people say, why do y'all talk about the stupid stuff y'all did? They said that in the comments too, and I'm like, well, maybe somebody will learn from it one day. It'll not be stupid.

And not do that or not do something similar to that or not, you know, just like, that's how you learn, you know, from other people stuff. I'm looking. I have one more. Keep going. You have an eye hole jig. Yes, I have eye hoagie. We got some here. 399.

Well, why would you buy them from Martin? I can't find the message, but I will say this. I know. Martin's true. Martin. Well, what was the year? There's too many of. And I try to respond.

But that's, I know what the gist is, but I can't remember the guy's name. I was going to say his name, but we can just add him to your unspoken prayer list because the good Lord knows. He was asking for prayers because he was diagnosed early on in his life with some rare kidney disease, but he's made it to this point in life of not having to be put on transplant list. But he is now officially having to be added to the transplant list. So he was asking for prayers. I think he was having, best I remember, like some guilt with being on transplant

list because that means that somebody else's life has to end, one, to receive it, and B, for people to get tested just to add to like a donor registry. I know Sadie has been a part of that for a little girl that was from here, or that is from here, who had a rare form of cancer. or needed bone marrow transplant. So basically like an awareness program is what he was trying to do. And prayers for him going through the process of actually, for somebody else's life having to end for his to continue, basically.

So, you know, I can't remember his name and all the things. He knows who he is and the good Lord knows who he is. But I just wanted to put that out there because we do like to use our platform for good. That's pretty heavy. And that's, you know, it's not really one I've ever, really thought about on transplants. Because when somebody receives one and it works, everybody's all fired up.

Again, in our case, Becky got to give her husband kidney. Right? And she didn't have to pass away for a transplant to work. And she was able to give it to her husband who, you know,

they were two that became united as one. And you don't get no more one than giving your husband a kidney that works. So, it's a really cool. prospect it's a really cool thing but i've never really thought about it in the uh sake of that somebody a lot of times has to pass um for you to receive the gift of life so um yeah so anyway i hope that's not like a key bob becky becky gets too far away from him to quit working i thought you were going to make a becky running through a brick wall joke

because those never get old no he drilled that wall you know what i'm talking about Uh-huh. Oh, yeah. No, car, he'll start, he'll start beat me. Yep, and then quit on you. My granddaddy's pacemaker kept going off the alarm that the battery was low, and he called me over to fix his watch, and I was like, this watch don't got an alarms. And it took like a week every morning at 8 a.m. It's coming straight from his chest. Like sign his alarm clock.

Well, how was he going to charge it up or change battery? You know, that's above my pay grade to know how exactly that. works. Anyway, another one? Yeah, we got time for one more. This one is, uh, boy, it's interesting. 18 years old Chris living alone and TikTok is giving me bad anxiety about everyone predicting when God's going to come back and I know that Mark says no one knows the day or time.

No, there's your answer. Uh, but all this is giving me bad anxiety and fear between and then he starts talking about something of fault line in Madrid and floods. Oh, the new matron. dread fault line. I don't even know what you're talking about, but yes, that's what he said. I believe in God. I'm trying to get closer to him, but I really want to grow old and get a house and some family, even if it doesn't make it to the podcast, email me back, because he's really struggling with anxiety, and it's starting to get to him. Because of TikTok?

I got one suggestion, friend. Get rid of that. Delete that trash. Yeah, I tried to get on TikTok, and I'm like, I didn't get it. No. I don't understand either. Short form video, not my form of entertainment. No. That was like the first time I felt old. I was like, oh, TikTok, what's this? Not for me.

Yeah. So, Sa, you're the oldest in the room and wisest. I think that goes without saying. But what would you say to someone that has anxiety about the world ending or God coming back? Well, number one, you're letting yourself in to do it. You're allowing yourself to do it. Scared to die. Okay.

So don't worry about that. You know, God is in charge of everything. Okay. And he's already told us. Jesus is going to come back like a thief in the night. Nobody knows when he's gone back. Mm-hmm. Okay.

So, hey, why worry yourself? If you can change it, it's good. You know, that's what God tells us to pray. Give me the strength, okay. If I can change it, change it. If I can't, hey, it's not worth wasting your thought on. And like I said, anxiety, no. This world, the life's too short.

Amen, buddy. Okay. Yeah, delete TikTok. Let's get off TikTok. I think that's the problem here is he's thinking, he's looking at this earth and what it has. to offer and like oh that sounds good like i don't lie to you i hung out with my wife and my kids and my parents and we all had a great easter weekend and eight and it was an amazing weekend but if that's the

the goal of everything and it's a great thing to have barton said it all heaven's going to be so much better than that because we just did i just did a podcast a podcast was feeling out and jace did you and yeah and dash uh and uh and uh zach and it was great because we discussed okay Jesus is the gardener he makes every one of us a new creation

and then hey he prunes us he waters okay he's always improving us okay so hey get rid of you anxiety and focus your eyeballs

and your life on Jesus Christ the Father and the Holy Spirit there you go That would be how I combat it. Nailed it. Hebrews 12, 1 and 2. Therefore, since we are surrounded by such a great cloud of witnesses, let us throw off everything that hinders and the sin that so easily entangles

and let us run with perseverance. The race marked out for us fixing our eyes on Jesus. It doesn't say anything about TikTok there. The pioneer and perfector of our faith for the joy set before him, he endured the cross, scorning its shame, and sat down at the right hand of the throne of God, consider him who endured such opposition from sinners so that you will not grow weary and lose heart.

That's pretty much spot on there for you, TikTok. I think that's your answer. There it is, brought to you straight from the mouth of Uncle Si and the writer of Hebrews. From God Almighty himself. Who wrote He wrote him? Hebrews. Peter, Paul? We'll look that up later.

Y'all have a good one. Not our podcast. Oh, no one knows. Beth says no one knows. That makes me feel better. Because I sure don't know. There's probably one of them in the back. It says most likely. Yeah. Hard to say. But I know who it was written too. The Hebrews. And us. And us. Y'all have a good one. See you next time. Right here in the duck call room. Can you say that one word again, perseverance? No.

It's pereservi. It is pereservance. Are you aware of a certain sermon that a certain man in this room did one time when he said perseverance about a hundred times? Oh, really? That was all directed at sight. Perseverance!