Duck Call Room - Godwin Is Hurt That Crumbl Cookies Can’t Serve Him

Episode Date: March 12, 2024

Godwin calls out bakeries that don’t provide options for sugar-free folks like himself and Si refuses to eat cookies without raisins. The boys relive their most dangerous stunts, though Martin was injured doing something pretty ordinary. John-David pulled several stunts that ended with law enforcement showing up and Si recalls the good old days of sneaking out at night to horse around with his cousins.  - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Well, I'm going to kick it off because I had a very interesting weekend. Well, first of all, before you kick it off, let's say welcome. Welcome back. We won't scare a hunter this time. Kick it off. This is the third time we've done this. Bring down the fourth wall. Cut, ready, go.

Interesting weekend? I had an interesting weekend. What did you do? I had a couple that came down from Arkansas. On a whiskey boat. And the young man served in the Marines. and he actually went to Ukraine. And he went over there because they shipped,

the United States shipped a bunch of very old machines that makes ammunition to Ukraine. And he had to set them up and show him how to operate them. And then one of the guys that worked there, an older man, gave this to him. He gave it to me, and that's a three cubes in one. It's just a cubic one, a little one, and then another little one. I can't confirm.

There's a lot of cubes inside. That was significant of that. But first and foremost, thank you, young man, Parker, for serving our nation in the Marine Corps. He's the kind of guy you want in the apocalypse. Whatever the apocalypse may be. Zombies, whatever it is. The guy that can make bullets?

Yeah. that's one I should have asked him I wish I would have now but I've been thinking about it ever since he went home I bet he got them from Kemp Menden

over where they used to make all the ammo I bet that's where they got it is that where they made it but what was cool I've got the Marine emblem the anchor the world

and the eagle and this was three different generations of Marines, and this was at the Battle of Fallujah. Really? Wow. So I'm going to find, I'm going to keep it, and when I find a young man that just joined the Marine,

we're going to make it the fourth generation Marine, because I'll give it to him, and tell him how to keep it, and it'll be a good little luxury I'm with you for it. Oh, yeah. But that was interesting, okay. You did have an interesting weekend. Yeah, no, it was.

Yeah. How did they... My hat's off to people that go to, uh, warmer lands, especially those foreign lands that are in war. Here, here. To, to help out, you know, against the aggressor. Yeah. So, you know, it was cool.

How do he find him? He had a lovely wife. They had just, uh, gave birth to his son, which was, you know, very cool that's awesome martin has an important how did he find you how did he find

oh my man i had met him at an event took pictures with him and talked of him okay oh the one you just got back from uh well something tells me he's from oklahoma a couple years ago oh i got oh i'm not Arkansas oh i missed that yeah Arkansas on a whiskey boat our

Kansas that's cool but it was cool it was a very interesting weekend and I enjoyed it thoroughly. Well, in a more important update, not more important that, because that wasn't really an update, that's just what happened. But I'm looking for an update. You know, when we left, you had challenged Johnny D. to a domino match for

quite a sum of money, however much he had in your pocket. I got two years. I know you got two years to redeem it. You better go go get with some experts. But how the other night going your domino match? Oh, no. Me and Josh got captain josh got was my partner he'd never played dominole before philip and stone was the other two players well naturally okay it was a good game he strapped a whole bunch

no we we did win me and josh did win but the score okay when when uh you won with somebody that's never played against philip and stone oh yeah and i got to be on philip's team uh well you got to be on take you pick your partner son i can't be on your team now. Well, hey. Well, no, you're playing this as much. Who's going to be on your team?

I don't care. He just beat. Probably Al. Oh. That doesn't sound fair. That's probably one I'm going to bring with me is Al. Actually, I'm a. See, Al's the, uh, mate, Martin's on your team.

That's what I thought, but I just got fooded for a guy in the best. That'd be fine. That was, uh, that's, uh, that was, uh, I watched them play many years down there at field. we'd eat dinner and they would adjourn to the round table. I think you... And it had the paint just chipped off everywhere. What about me and Martin versus you and Jace?

I think we'd win. I don't think. I'll tell you why. No, I think I could get just enough under both of y'all's skin that y'all would start fighting against each other. And then we'd just watch them take each other down. Y'all would lay down about three times. No.

No. You and Jace don't fight with you. play dominoes together? Oh, they're going to call each other an idiot. Oh, no, no. But we're going to get beat by 400. No, but what if they get so mad at each other they can't? Well, then that would be a forfeit.

I don't know if we still win in that case. Them boys were pouring into a domino game, was going on. Because here's the deal, okay, I am, I would say I am a fair domino player. Okay, that means I'm decent. Jason is an excellent domino player. He'll tell you what you got.

Okay. I knew that. Oh, no. I thought there might be some psychology. Hey, he'll not only tell you what you've got. He'll tell you what I've got and who ever else is. If Martin,

he'll tell you what Martin's got. Mirrors. He'll tell you everybody's hand. Hey, you ain't got with two plays, played the six days or the Ducees. Yeah, that's wild. They really. I've heard that.

I've never done that. Y'all might not be good team. Well, it's easy to, like, tell the person who's behind you, like, what they've got if they know what they're playing. Like, I can reasonably tell the person who's going to play behind me what they have. Jace can look over there two spots removed and tell you what you got to. It's like, and then you look down and you're like, no, that ain't what. Oh, I'm always lying to him because he said, hey, you ain't got a two-played. I said, hey, wrong answer, dude.

I got three plays. Yeah. Then once you play that one, then he knows what you got. He said, well, I had the other two now. I said, yeah, but you missed one. Because here it is. The whole game, okay, is paying attention. What's being played, okay, especially by your partner.

Yeah, the funniest match would actually probably be like, Cy and Gobwin and you and Jace. I know. No, that would be a good game. I prefer not. That would be a good game. I don't want to be honest to see. But you're going to get berated.

Oh, no. So bad. Jason is going to be on your case. Yeah. No, thank you. You're going to get called an idiot. Did you play that? That's right.

At least 150 times. But you're saving grace is that Jason and Cy may end up in a fist fight and you'll be forgotten about. Yeah. We don't have to get you. The only thing that happens when we play Dominole is, hey, I either strap him or he straps me. You know, it's just that way.

Yeah, I might would want to be on your team. He'd laugh a lot more. Yeah. It would feel like you were berating me for fun. Yeah, Jayce ain't. Chase just be like he was undressing me to embarrass me naked up on a stage. Yeah, he's trying to make you pay attention before you play better. It's not.

I don't care. I got yelled at it. I played with Chase one time. Well, you just cost me 30 on playing that dumb mood. You gave it to them. I play with Jace one time and he tried to teach me 40 years of dominoes in 20 minutes. It didn't go well. No.

I was just like, I play still by size philosophy, kill all doubles, take all points. I still haven't YouTube it, but I'm going to. I'm not smart enough to. You got to understand, this goes back to childhood. You know, my older brother, we call him the warden. Mama would say, hey, you're in charge of the kids. They would go down the hill. to the Hobbes's to play Dominoes.

Okay, and Jimmy Frank was a warden. He, you know, he was, he wasn't in the Air Force, but he walked a beat just like the guard would, walked around the cabin, you know. Oh, yeah, yeah. But we always, we always got out. We always slipped out, and we ended up all going down to the Hobbesis.

Mom and Dad and then was playing Dominoes. We're playing hide-and-seek and whatever else we could get. Domino. Yeah. I found some dollars. You can't do that. I mean, playing at night. Oh, no.

Can't do it. We didn't stay indoors. Mm-mm. Okay, and then talking about, you know, we didn't ride up on a brand-new bicycle. You know, there wasn't none of that. What do you mean? If you had a bicycle, it was you found a piece of junk somewhere

and then found a tire somewhere and put on it. And you had something that would actually roll. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, pieces it together, and if you could ride it. I'd strip mine, I'd get one, I'd strip it. The flying flea, baby. Make it faster.

So we'd come up. I didn't know if you were parting it out and selling it. We lived about five miles from Black Bayou. Okay, so the boat ramp we used, you come back over a big hill, and it goes down to the boat ramp. So, hey, we're just pieces of bicycle we put together. we'd come over that hill while. There's not much more fun.

And just going out in the lake. Than riding the bike down a boat. Oh, no. And just go out and just slam out of the side. Go under. Then you pull it out. Hell, we'll go do it again. Go do it again.

All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means? That means more outside cooking. And y'all know. We love to eat beef around here. And that's what because of our friends over at Trial's beef makes such a good product.

up, baby. Ain't it good? It's so good. Our friend, Sao Robertson would say, buy on the grill! Look, before we got Tritels, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day. And you never really know where that beef comes from. But with Tritels beef, we skip the grocery store and do it a different way. Tritails comes from a family ranch out in Texas. They're a fifth generation American ranch, so they've been at it for a while. Now, look, the beef comes straight from their ranch and other ranchers they work with who raise cattle the same way.

Their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your door. We threw a couple of ribbys on the grill. Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Tritale's beef. I know in size case Christine loves it, which is just a,

She doesn't eat me. She ain't a big meat easier, folks. Yeah. Just go to tribeef.com slash. That's tribeef.com slash Support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. Yeah, I used to jump my bike and swimming pool. When we go, we had a motorcross racing, we'd be traveling, staying in a hotel.

Hey, jump it off the, y'all. Jump it off the diving board. You can jump it off the diving board. You can jump off a diving board. You don't have to use a bike. Oh, no. You got, hey, you need to do it. to do it on a bicycle.

Oh, it's more fun. I'm still way more fun. My bike ain't going to fit on a diving board, is it? Y'all did way more. If you got some of my own side. I did more on two wheels than I ever did. Martin wasn't a big bicycle. It's even better when you got my own shoulder.

That's why I'd get a big sprocket. Somebody on your shoulder. You could walk wheelie's easier with it. You know, you'd have someone like Willie driving it and pedaling it. And you'd be on his neck, on his shoulder, holding his head. I wouldn't. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. No? No. Yeah, now when he started pedaling, you put your, put blindfolds on the case. Sounds dangerous. It is. We fell off the pole. I mean, the dive board many of times.

Martin was more of a four-wheeler type of kid. Oh, I betcha. Martin needed a motor and four-wheel. Well, I rode a bicycle for a little while. I broke my leg on that thing. I said, no. You broke your leg? Uh-huh.

On a bicycle, what'd you do? Try to jump to kick straight or something? Going too fast. I had a real serious. Going too fast around the corner, like a curve of the only concrete driveway at the time on our road. And when I went around that thing, my leg got caught where to wash,

you know, people didn't really. Yeah, yeah. They ate washed, my leg got caught right there in that wash and just kind of pop. Wow. I was in kindergarten. But I still remember the pop to this day.

Like, I remember. Well, let's not talk about it. It just went. And I was like, it didn't even hurt. Yes, it did.

No, it was so much. pain that I was in almost like shock and I was like I just remember laying there looking down my leg and I was like yeah this ain't good you have two knees something wrong yeah something has come a loose here mama yeah when you look down and it's doing this yeah yeah something hollered a little bit weird tell what that ain't supposed to look like that yeah I said we didn't never holler for daddy because he was going to whoop our butt yeah my dad I always hailing for mama My dad had a very famous saying that he still says all the time.

He looked at me square in the eye and said, it'll feel better when it stops hurting every time. Every time I got hurt, that's what he said. And I was like, you know what? That does make me feel better. I looked at some of the stuff we did as kids growing up. Yeah. We was lucky to be alive.

Loving on logs down the river. Oh, no. We'd go to Red River. Mama would drive us 15 miles up Red River levee. Drop us off and said, I don't see y'all until summertime. Yep. We'd go down there and find the log laying halfway up on,

work it free and get it into water, ride it down from, you know, like 20 miles above, you know, Dixie, all the way to the bend, you know, and at the bend, we'd let the log go and come on home. Come on home. That's why. Me and Martin grew up in the almost safe age. Almost safe.

It's like they wanted to be safe. The worst injury I ever got, is because one of our neighbors had a go-kart and their mom said, you have to wear a seatbelt. Oh. But we didn't have a seatbelt. It had bungee cords. Oh.

So I just got drugged by a bungee cord behind a go-cart down concrete. He was kin to us some way. It hurt. He was an uncle somehow. But he had a go-kart. And this guy's a nut, anyway. He was a plumber. No, he's, I'm serious, he was nut.

Well, hey. This thing he got. It had twin motors on it. Ooh. Twan seven. He had got a mechanic to soup this baby up. I'm talking about. No, no, no.

He'd come by the house running about a Honda. Ooh. A hundred? Yeah. Kilometres? The tires wasn't much bigger than this bongo jump now. Yeah. They was round.

Black round. I haven't been on a go. They was solid rubber. You know, one no air. Since the day I got. He'd come by. Hard as a rock. Oh, no, yeah.

He'd come by and just. Yeah, we were the age being what we are. We're like, everybody was aware that they were really dangerous, and we knew we should probably have helmets and stuff. But we didn't have them. They're like, man, that's a really cool idea. But no. Yeah, but then.

The way's the war with a wreck I ever saw. The kid had a helmet on. His mom had a helmet. The best toy we had growing up was the bag swing. What's a bag swing? Baggs. Daddy would bring a big oil-filled rope back home, about 40-foot length. We had a big giant pecancery in the backyard, climbed up, hooked that on it.

And then we had an old shed over here, yeah. And the limb's running this way. The shed's like this. The shed right here is the limb that's coming out this way. Rope, a bag. Yeah. What kind of? Like a burlap sack or something?

Oh, yeah. Like a tote sack? Tock. Okay. Tock and put an old clothes in it, you know, just a four-out stuff. Jackets and junk it wasn't no good. Yeah. And that's what y'all swung on.

And hey, we had a rope, a little rope to pull the big rope to us. Because you couldn't pull it all the way up. You'd get it close, and then you had to jump and grab the bag. What's all jumping off of it? Off a ladder off the top of that house. We had a ladder on top of the house. How high was it? shall approve. I remember one time, man, a friend of mine was up on top of our house. We kids,

you know, he said, I dare to jump. Yeah. I said, I ain't jumping off the house. Oh, we ain't played Superman. So we find, finally I jumped. I jumped. It wasn't bad. Yeah, we played Superman. Yeah, we didn't play Superman. TV and Tanya, we'd shimmy up there and get on top, jump off again. Hold up. So then I said, I'm going to jump my bicycle off here. You know, because I raised. motorcycle. Off the roof? Yeah. Yeah. I got my bicycle up there. Oh yeah. The only problem is bicycles ain't got shots. Yeah. So it's a little different land than he hit hard. He hit hard. Doing on more. Oh yeah. I didn't break nothing. Oh, I remember. I

never do that again. I mean I'm kind of a day. I had to pull that thing up there with a rope and everybody was saying, are you sure you want to do this? Yeah. Yeah, man. It's going to be fun. Yeah. Yeah. I wasn't. Did you have trampolines as a kid? At what? A trampoline. No.

Oh yeah, I've gone off a roof on their trampoline. Oh. But like nowadays, kids got nets all around them. Trampolines involve money. Okay. We didn't have any money, okay? But one time, we climbed up on the little swing set we had, probably like 11, 10 feet,

and my buddy jumped off onto the trampoline, but we put one of them giant exercise balls on the trampoline, and he went sideways and about broke his back. on a fence. It was awesome. And I had it on video. The first time I went off a house onto the trampoline,

I didn't understand that the middle is where you wanted to land. I scared to jump too far so I got right there on the edge. Pang! Gone. Bad move. I went dead sideways when I hit.

Bad move. I picking myself up on the ground, like, that was dumb. Yeah. Kids nowadays don't get to move their trampoline to do stupid stuff. And then get it back before your parents get home.

Yeah. They got net. all around them. Uh-huh. Yeah, nobody breaks arms anymore. They normally bolt them down real good too. Yeah. We had just gotten old enough to be savvy,

and we had a friend weld a hook that we dropped through the drain of the bridge and that we had the rope on. That way nobody would catch us. Yeah. Then the cops would eventually show up and tell us we couldn't do it anymore. Yeah, they always come in there. And then my mom would get mad at us, and she was like, where did you think of jumping off the Darbone Bridge at?

And I was like, Dad? From all those that came before? Dad told me they used to do it, so we had to do it. So we had to do it? Yeah. I'll say this. You asked if I ever did that. One of my best friends growing up, like in junior high and all that,

last name was Griffin. So Griffin's run, Marina that's right there by the bridge. Yeah, that's us. Yeah, that was us. I remember the first time I didn't, because I didn't really understand current. The first time I went off that thing when there was current in it,

I was like, oh, I'm going to die. Like, I was getting pulled out to the river, and I was just like, Wait, hold on now. Swim. Yeah, I'm like, but I couldn't swim strong. I couldn't get across the current. Finally, I just ended up over on the other bank.

I said, forget this. I'm bailing, boys. I went to the other bank. I went to the other bank said I figured out for mayor. He said, he's leaving this party. That's the way to do it. I was trying to cross that rascal. That ain't, that's a pretty tall bridge, too.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's, when the water's low, it's, it's tall. Yeah, it hurts. Tall, tall. Yeah, you wear shoes. Yeah, it hurts the bottom of your feet. Everybody go through the I must jump off stuff.

You know how many logs hung up on them on them pillars? Thanks, Janus. Got to get me in trouble. No, my kids are dead if they ever do it. Don't ever jump off that bridge without calling me worse. Yeah, let me be there. No, we did it. Wear a life jacket.

That's the only thing I wish I'd have done different. Put a life jacket all. Just because I'm not at no current. I'm talking about when it's got a little pull. Oh, yeah. Like the time when I'm just going this way. And all my buddies are still back that way. I'm like, uh-oh.

If you do it now, though, the police show up so fast. There's so many Karens driving down the road, just looking for kids having fun to tell on. Yeah. Also, I need to, Gar commanders, if you're listening, do not go do that. They live too close to that bridge, and their parents are going to be really mad at me.

No, they're too busy catching fish. They didn't catch them. Smash him. I saw you got them. You swapped out some hooks for some labor? He showed up. He goes, John David, I need $2. I said for what?

he goes i just don't have any money i said what do you go pick out what you want matter tank needs cleaning and then i'm going to decide what the penance is yeah and all he brought was 499 worms worm hooks all purpose it was a really weird purchase but i said vacuums in the back room get to work there you go and he did it did it well too like well that's a good teaching deal for someone that enjoys catching gar for fun really good vacuumer he's probably got some responsibilities at home

I'm sure yeah they're raised well that's good they've always been a yes sir kind of kind of group of kids that's why I like them gotta get better teaching fishing doing that will keep them out of a lot of trouble I need to come by there and get me some weight

but now you know what the price of vacuuming is 499 499 Godwin you can go over and just vacuum the rug basically a dollar rug I need some barber stops and some quarter-ounce worm hooks. Oh, 249 plus. Yeah. Quarter-ounce worm.

We're going to need seven. What's a quarter-ounce worm hook? That is a great question. I mean, I'm not a worm hook of a quarter-ounce ledge. Wait. Wait. I was going to say, what is a quarter-ounce worm? It is fishing season.

I am now confused. Yeah, I would. Well, I consider myself very well-versed in fishing. I was just going with jighead. Yeah, man, wow. It is time. We're here, everyone. It's time to go outside and fish.

Oh, yeah, it is. Have you been? Godwin? Of course, yeah. You were going before. But it got straight. The buds are budding on the trees. And they are shallow.

I smelled pollen last night. I smelt it. I said. Bass are on the beds at Keeney. Yep. Site fish them. Oh, it's on. White perches.

Shalah. Yep. And they're Stoning them seen one about that long. Couldn't get her to bite.

That's a big one. They only caught three or four and the biggest one I think was four. They can catch any crappy? I don't know. I told Josh,

I said, hey, you are just throw that bass rig down and grab an ultralight go over with some of them tops. No, he was on a mistlet

the honey hole and was like, hey. The tops are tough right now. Huh? They don't want to bite on them

tops. They own them, but they don't want to buy you. You got to get the ones that's away from the top. Great. You're using that salt and pepper? Yeah. A little 30 second? You betcha.

I ain't never had no trouble with them not biting on that. Uh-oh. They'll bite. Do you want to assess it? I don't know how to feed. What's he doing wrong? No, no, I take it back. I had one trouble like that one day.

He caught 17 and I caught one. And I'm reeling my bait behind and under. they're his. Too fast. You're reeling too fast. Hey, they wouldn't hit it. Too fast. I caught one fish.

They wouldn't hit it. He was reeling too fast. Is that the worst feeling in the whole wide world? Oh. When you're fishing with somebody and you know you're doing the exact same thing. But here you're like a wheeler all time. And you feel like you're doing the exact same thing. Oh, no, no.

I'm just strapping. Yeah, I'll get the net. I'm looking at his bait. He's a little different though. I'm looking at his bait above my bait and we're going along the same time. and whatever his bait disappeared he goes where it's done them that's because he's got one we had to catch him on them trout magnets them little bity-bake oh it don't bother me long as somebody's catching look here's how i look at fishing team sport team sport huh we both gonna eat them oh yeah i don't care who's got the hot hand yeah

just get them in that ice chest i don't care how they get there i'll sit right here and tie your cricket on for you. They're going in the same spot. Get them there. You're just hungry. I'm hung hungry. You've been hungry in your whole life, haven't? Absolutely. I'm still waiting until I go by Crumble Cookie and there's not 75 people out there. I'm swore to. Why? I just can't do it. It's good. What is it? Huh? There's a new cookie. I don't tell you. There's a new cookie joint in town. Oh, you can't have. Hey, actually, I need the advice from fans because most of our fans live in towns about like Monroe, West Monroe.

This size. What kind of cookie? Maybe they got a shirt. The menu changes every week. Huh? The menu changes every week. Just good cookies. Real good cookies.

But I need to know. Raisin brand. I mean, raisin cookies. No, I said really good cookies. Not that trash. Raisin cookies. When you go to a place

called Crumble cookie. Actually, there's a place right behind Crumbull that probably serves those raisin cookies. What? Just right behind it. Oh, the old folks are? Yeah, the nursing home. Yeah, the nursing home.

Yeah, the thing is. You just got to get there by 415. If they don't know what, hey, if it ain't good, they don't know what to do it. Yeah, we just said they make really good cookies in your mind went to, ooh, raisin brand? Oh, do they have a little raisins? A good cookie is thick. Oh, here we go. Yeah, that's what they got.

No, no. Yeah. Now, they're good. And they sell this little cutter. This is how big they are and how much you don't need to eat a whole one. They sell a little cutter in there. You can get it, like cuts it in. to four so you can slice the cookie.

It's a problem. You can pick it up, but if you pick it up and hold it too long, it goes. Yeah, they've got it figured out. As a man who has. They got a sugar-free option? I'm going to doubt it. I would judge them if they don't. That's discrimination.

Absolutely. Oh, I'm not having got one. I think it's like, I mean, I think there's a reason the waffle house doesn't have turkey bacon. Hey, man, if they did, I'd stop eating them. Like, when you end up. there. You've made a decision.

That's a different decision you've already made. I know, but I mean, what if I want just a lightly sweet taste, then they're going to tell you to go over to Walmart and get you something from a sugar free aisle, I'm sure. Yeah, you're just a different customer. You're not their customer. Yeah. I would be.

No. My money is being like everybody else. Yeah, but they ain't got room for that. Give me all. Because there's 14 options. I would say they got it. I don't know. Yeah, Johnny Deas probably looking up the menu right now.

Here's the deal, though. That's discriminating. This is what I need to know, because West Monroe and Monroe has a problem. About what? Chicken? No, anything. Any new restaurant, anything new, it gets flooded for like a month. We got a dairy queen, people, and there was cops directing traffic for dairy queen.

Now dairy queen clip you for $7 for a cup of ice cream. Don't nobody go back. But like is other small towns like that? Remember when Freddy's open? Yeah. Around the building. Cops outside waving people down. I still ain't been there.

It's good. It's got hamburgers and stuff. But now the cookie place, it's like, oh, you got some? How long did you wait? And it's like 45 minutes. Like it's Space Mountain or something. Yeah, no, I ain't doing it. It's a cookie.

No. I just need to know from the fans if your town does this too. Oh, I could eat 18 pecan pies right now. That would be good. A couple coffee. Yeah, that would be. That would be great. Cream on top.

What about a dollar for homemade vanilla ice cream? Oh, yeah. Oh, there you go. I don't know. How we always end up here? No. Yeah, I know. That would be apple.

All right, here you go. All right. I got a sweet chocolate chunk. That sounds heavy. Is that semi? Cookie butter white chip featuring this cough. Is that sugar-free? It ain't good.

Blueberry cheese. Oh, that's more like... I mean. Carmel sheet cake. Oh, praise God. Cookies and cream milkshake. There's an Oreo on top of the cookies. Yes, Lord.

And then Buckeye Brownie. And then there's one that says, for all sugar-free options, not here. I'm just kidding. It doesn't know that. I don't think they're doing it. Well, that's discrimination.

Well, you know what? I discriminate it. Well, don't file a suit. Yeah, let me go get a box of cookies. Hunting stuff. I ain't going to file us. Do they know how much more money they can?

I run into. They got people waiting for 45 minutes. I don't think they're concerned with skinny folks. And look, I went to the store the other day and ran into a bunch of little domestic terrorist. They called themselves Girl Scout. And I ended up with six boxes of cookies from him too.

Em dang tag along is getting me every time. And them little peanut butter morsels. I like the, oh. Do see those. Cockatones. Let me tell you what I got on. Oh, yeah, Samoa's.

Yeah. Yeah. Because you need Samoa. I'm not a Samoa kind of guy. No, you always need Samoa. All about. Those are the ones I like. I wasn't supposed to, but at the men's retreat,

they had stacks on the table, which I couldn't. It was full of cookies and stuff, but I couldn't get that. But they had a box of the pretzels. They were squares. It was a square pretzel. And the enters was peanut butter. Oh, yeah. I can't get off of them.

Yeah, them things that they sell at Sam's and the big old plastic food. They had to put a nutting up for it. You made somebody go on a Sam's run? You ate that many of them? You can't stop. Oh, they're good. Anything. Peanut butter or a pretzel.

It's good. You never had that? No. It's a little. It's like a pillow. Yeah. It's a pretzel that looks like a pillow and inside of it is just

really dry peanut butter. Oh, it's good. And you've just... That peanut butter and that salt it goes together. Yeah, if you have one, you're going to have $20,000. How was he, man's retreat? Awesome.

Good. I can't tell you about it. River roof. Well, no, it'd have to kill you. That's one of the things you got to be there. No, I was just asking how... I ain't trying to get you to spill no things or break your... No, no. If he starts spilling me.

Your name come up. I'm required to go jump over things and tackle people. What? Why did my name come up? Yeah. Oh. I can't. You've been hanging out.

You've been hanging out. You've been running through long. No, I'm directing one in the end of April. You're still hanging around a COC, son? Hey, I'm always around, baby. Yeah. I'm talking about coming up as a COC member of the retreat. I've teamed their retreat.

I love those guys. They had a guy. Can't remember his name. He come from Dallas. Texas? No, Waco, but he had a fancy guitar with Australian wood to tree from Australia somewhere. But he was good, real good. I like that.

Fancy guitar. I don't even know what that means, but I love it. Fancy guitar. With Australian wood. Yeah, some kind of tree in Australia. They got trees in Australia? I guess that's what they make the didgerie do. Oh, yeah.

Where are you going to? I didn't know I knew what that was. Oh, no. But now it was very, man. I recommend anybody to attend that retreat. That was awesome. That was the second one. You've been, and now you've, now, was that the first one you worked?

Second. Yeah, that side of it was. It's a way more fun. You know what's going to happen. It was wrong. Well, yeah. It was kind of, you're part of the planet. Yeah, they take your phone away and all that,

but so you don't have no distractions. But it's scary. People actually talk to each other. Well, there's something about if you remove every distraction you can from a person and say, hey, look, we got 48 hours, and all you're going to really do is focus on your personal relationship with Jesus Christ. Ready, go. like there's all these cool plans and stuff

but that's it that's the whole secret I'm spilling the secrets if you do that if you take your phone and go and then you do some other stuff and talk about Jesus it's like all of a sudden it's like wow this is incredible it's because we got rid of distraction

well not on that because everybody's telling their story what happened when they run upon Jesus yeah I like that pretty else which is just downright so cool sometimes I will tell you this, if you go to it, you're going to eat. You ain't going to leave our hunger?

No. We ain't going hungry. That's dumb. That's all I can tell you about it. Distraction would be being hungry. Can't have that. Oh, well. Martin, you coming?

No. Oh, you need to, man. Too much together time. Martin? You need to. I'm a loner. Everybody knows I'm a loner. You would love it.

I'm sure. I would, but I also loved my alone time. It's very uplifting. Yeah. Okay. He hadn't even been. I know. He over here selling it.

No, no. Oh, I was there Sunday when, you know. Oh, he was at the return. He gets to see the post. Yeah, that day, he was awesome. No, no. Was that the guitar? Yeah.

I got to see this. He was playing it. It had a different sound. I mean, it was, it was acoustic, but. But Australian? Well, yeah. You have an action. Well, no, no, because they're all made out of different.

woods. All your guitar manufacturer. You could tell you, I mean, it's just a... Magna, mahogany, uh-huh, walnut. Is that kind of like we do with duck calls? We tell everybody it sounds different, but it really don't. Go for wood?

Well, no, but they do make... That's how no one. They do not make different, you know? Make a little bit of different. Yeah, the sound boarding. The soundboarding is different, so it has an impact on it. This man's a music. You can't get that like he does.

The wawaw-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-wo-w-w-w. Yeah, that's... I tried to use one of them things. I was somewhere between a didgeridoo and Peter Frampton. Yeah. Oh, the aborigines can really make that thing top. Oh, yeah. Well, that's because they made it.

Well, I know. Who was it? Was it Simmons? Somebody owned one back in the day. Yeah. Dasty bottom. Yeah, it was dusty by. He would just show up at like youth group stuff and be like, hey guys.

Remember he brought it out there to the fields one day There you go Well we all gave it to run No That thing is not easy to play Man dusty bottoms of all people Had a didgeriddy. That makes sense to me

But yeah Well man fits Nair to fit It was like for like six months That dude was like This is my thing Whoever's in can be in But I'm doing this

Interesting And Gobwin's the only one that could play it because he comes from a long line of trumpet players. I can't even do it. Oh, won't. Yeah. Well, no, that's like in the movie when they were spinning the boomerang.

Huh? They actually, they actually, when you could tie a boomerang with a piece of string, you can actually communicate. Oh, you're talking about like Crocodile Dundee? Yeah. Yeah. What movie?

Yeah. I didn't know what, I was like, Yeah. I was lost. No, no, because it just, it was like smokes. Yeah. Yeah. That's a knife.

No. It's all I got from that. It's not a knife. It's not a knife. I can't. Are we taking a break at all? I don't know. We've just been going.

Well, hey, here's the deal. I'm trying to get out of here. There's here. I actually got a lot of good emails. Perfect. But to prove a point, I threw my phone earlier. Yeah, so we do need to take a break. So let's take a break.

So let's take a break. Well, you get your phone. And then we'll come back. You know, 6.30 is my favorite time of the day. Hands down. Why? 6.30 a.m. Hands down.

6.30 a.m. Got it. Hands down. Yep. A little slow. Yep. Got it. Hands down.

I still ain't got it. Nope. Sideware a digital watch. 30 is my favorite time of the day. Hands down. There it is. The clock hands are down. I know.

I mean. I don't get it. Oh, yeah. You got to have one of them old timey wind. You got to have one of them fancy ones. You can't have one that shows you the numbers. Them digital. See, I ain't got, it was able to 425.

Yeah. Oh, I understand. I understand. Well, I don't have any hands down anymore. Y'all want to do the mail? Yeah, let's mail. Okay, so for the first mail. I'm just going to be honest.

This one's kind of heavy. but it is not email, it is not regular mail, it is hand delivered. It ain't heavy. It's your brother. Yeah, it's your brother. What's not? I don't know what just happened. I was a song.

I told you hand. Past your time. It ain't heavy, boy. He's your brother. What song? You don't never listen to the Osmond? No. Anyway, Justin, who's been a fan of the show since the jump.

Justin's out of Indiana. he asked us a question. He goes, dude, I emailed in years ago, and I go, what are you? Huh? That's kind of mind-blowing. Because it's, that's how long we've been doing this. Wow. And he asked the question about how to hang out with his friends and his fiance,

because he didn't want to piss off his friends and his fiance. And you apparently said, good luck. And that's all the advice we gave him. Well, he's married now. He's got a one-year-old kid. People are just growing up on the duck call room, right? Hey, I like it. So a really cool guy to meet.

He's out of Randolph County. He's a firefighter. This is where the story kind of gets. Awesome. Not kind of, it just gets heavy. There was an accident, and he wanted you to have this shirt size, so I'm going to give it to you. Assistant Chief Kyle Osgood, the truck flipped over, and unfortunately, there's a shirt about Kyle. He did not make it, which is a terrible ordeal.

He had a wife and a young kid, and Justin just asked me to, you know, kind of honor that. And I wanted to, I was like, of course we will, because our firefighters, our police, we started off talking about the Marines. they do stuff that I don't I could never do and we're so grateful for that and so the whole and they're a bunch of these guys are fans of the show up in Randolph County Indiana and so he just wanted us to maybe mention that get some prayers headed that way because that's a apparently it's like a small town and then a bunch of volunteers all around and they're all working together and so unfortunately assistant chief Kyle is no longer with us.

And that's just really hitting them all hard. So I wanted to take a minute and just say, thank you to all those who put their life on the line. You know, something like an accident like that, something we don't think about a 3,000 gallons of water going down the road to help us and how dangerous that is. So thank you to all our firefighters. And to Kyle and his family,

we'll be praying for you for sure. Amen. He also said, Martin, the mosquitoes by the duck pond you need to get that under control there's mosquitoes by the duck pond by the water I mean it is Louisiana

by the water he's from Indiana he said those things were huge no I said yeah sorry sorry bro we can almost eat them I saw an alligator yesterday by the way

did you in the wild it was in a park we went to eat at the salsa robot restaurant. Yeah. Awesome. Yeah. And then I was like, hey, let's go walk around that swampy area with the bridge.

Oh, yeah. And I told my kids, I said, first I want to see an alligator wins. I was like, we're not going to. The sign's not there for it. It's just a show. Then I found one. Who won? I did.

I found it. But then I was like, that's a statue. Well, it's a big one? No, it's tiny. But I was like, it's totally just a statue that somebody put, because it was like right right next to the bridge perfectly for a picture. Yeah. Then I threw ice at it.

and it didn't like that. Carter said, Dad, stop it. Mom alligator somewhere close. I was like, we'll never know unless she shows up and then we'll wrestle it. Anyway, Hunter, my computer's still broken. This is the whole thing we're doing,

but Hunter's going to do better than he did last time at throwing up a photo. Somebody was going on a cruise in New Orleans. Hunter, you put it on the wrong TV. Going on a cruise in New Orleans. Now it's on that. No, no, no. That's the thing.

Oh. if you can put it on the big TV hunter we believe in you we believe we believe we believe this guy's going on a cruise out of New Orleans this summer right and he was like I need to see where I'm going to

he got on Google Maps and looked at the port and clicked it and this is street view in New Orleans on Google Maps photograph says March 2015 is that John Godwin

that's me That's him. You're on Google Maps? I have arrived. He has arrived. Do you know how many Google Map cars I've driven beside for like a mile waving frantically to see if I can get on here? Yeah. You sure?

If it's not him. I just ain't ever seen them breeches on him. I'm trying to figure out what britches in it. Oh, no. He's at them. I've seen them. So, ladies and gentlemen, there's a guy wearing a camo visor of Faith Family Ducks T-shirt. I don't think those are zip-off bridges.

Where did you go? Heavy-set, man, bald-head, white-goattee sunglasses. But we don't know if it's gone or not. Where did you go? What year was that? March 2015. Is that the Duck Commander Cruz? That's the Duck Commander Crew.

Oh. So the Google Maps somehow got a photo of Godwin. Where was he going out of them? New Orleans. We didn't go out of New Orleans though, didn't it? Yeah. Yeah, we do. Huh?

I thought we flew to Miami. That was the one out of New Orleans. The first, was the first one out of New Orleans and the second one out of Miami? Yeah. Wow. Gobbin, what a lie.

Look at Gobbin being on brand wearing the Duck Commander shirt. And how? My man, look. Well, I knew he's going to wear the visor. Right. Wow. I still have never seen those britches.

Must be vacation britches. I don't know. I mean, I was there too, which is what's funny. It's just interesting. I've always wanted to be on Google Street View. Well, there you go. It's got to be real tree, bitches. It's just a weird way the light is.

Probably some old Under Armour shorts or something. I'm going to go try and find that photo when I get back to work and don't work and look at photos on my phone. Anyway, Nash County, North Carolina. Mike emails in. Yeah. Martin. They've got a seafood place with a robot. I don't know what it delivers because it's definitely not chips and salsa.

Push, but. that's what it is hush puppies and then I'll tell you which ones the ones that's got the corn in it that's real squishy yeah that you dip in butter

I think they got that in North Carolina I hope so my phone just froze that's all of it what is your problem with technology I don't know I didn't throw my phone earlier

because I'm getting a new one yeah that's the one you're sitting too close to side I mean every you've broken all my things sir that's true oh yeah I'll throw your computer up

That's all that stuff I can't eat no more. Anyway, in North Carolina, I hope it is a hush puppy. A hush puppy robot. Cotter sauce, tartar sauce. That's what's on that. All the sabs. Yeah, all the saves. Adourves.

Catfish, Charlie. Finally got shrimp cocktails on it. I can eat that. If you had to pick a robot to bring you one thing, what would it be real quick? I'm just, like, food-wise. It's like you're just sitting at home, you got a robot, and you push a button, and it always brings you... The robot is at home now, or is it a restaurant? Well, I mean, I'm just saying, you've got 24-7 access to a robot to bring you this to eat.

Pizza. Amen, buddy. This is every time. Amen, by it's working. A good ribby, tender ribby. Oh, that wouldn't be bad. He's not to have it from the restaurant. Oh, yeah.

Godwin said them little pillow pretzels with the peanut butter inside. Well, that would be after that. That would be the start. after the ribbons first he's going to have a big rib that would be between ribbons I'm going to have the filet mignon okay I had one more email

oh my word though Hunter I'm sending you this we will pause the show just to prove this point uh oh I have Hunter if you can put this photo on the screen the cookie place my sister was like oh the kids are out of school let's go get cookies

West Monroe you have a problem So my sister just went to the cookie place. And this is the, it is 4.30 in the afternoon. And this is the line. As soon as Hunter, the, oh, the outside. It's pretty much been that way. In the rain since it's okay. Is that academy?

Yeah, that's academy. So that's what they built beside it. Mm-hmm. Well, I just told. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It ain't been long. That's the most insane thing. I don't know.

Look, you go get your cooking, and then you go get your working out stuff right beside it. There you go. They can go over to the fishing department while you're there. Just look, because there ain't nothing about it. I mean, look, that's just for some cookies. Johnny D. picked up over, man.

Oh, that's a fun joke. I was just in it the other day. Spying. Yeah, that's for cookies. Cookies. Cookies. Anyway, Bible verse. Yeah.

John 1633. This is for my good folks in Indiana. these are the words of Jesus Christ I have told you these things so that in me you may have peace in this world you will have trouble but take heart I have overcome the world earth's tough

tough place to be the only way off this thing and the only hope that you can have is in Jesus Christ himself that's right love you guys praying for you guys next time we'll see y'all right here here