Duck Call Room - Godwin Reveals the Genders of His Twin Grand Babies

Episode Date: July 29, 2025

Uncle Si is already plotting to replace Godwin with 10-year-old viral phenomenon “Juicy,” whose fun personality and instant internet fame have the boys cracking up. Martin is psyched to take Juicy... out on the pond and nearly helps him break his personal record, while John-David is not-so-secretly hoping Juicy can hook him up with a Post Malone meet and greet. Si delivers some cautionary life advice that might be a little off-base for a ten-year-old, but might prove useful in the future. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Welcome back to the Duck Hall Room, ladies and gentlemen. Today, I'm going to show you, boys. We got a guest coming here in a little bit, and I'm going to see if y'all ever. Gobwin, do you know who fishing with the boys 84? No. I fish with some boys yesterday. It wasn't 84, though, huh?
Starting point is 00:00:25 Any of them have that kind of hair. No, none of them had that kind of hair, huh? No, that's a Mike Owen-esque. Oh, yeah. Well. The fro. It's funny. you say that about Mack because his nephew, Johnny D, reached out to this kid and invited him to come fishing.
Starting point is 00:00:43 What's up, boys? I just caught this fish at my local pond, and I'm low-key so proud of myself. It's the biggest fish I've ever caught. Ain't that wild. It got 920,000 likes for doing that. I need to do that. 161,000 shares. I'm going to go catch a fish and do that. Low key. I got to be low key. You may struggle with the hair part, though. I think the hair is part of what gives juicy. That's his name, by the way.
Starting point is 00:01:12 Well, I can look. Well, that was clever. I'm on the start over plan, so. He's starting over plan. See, but if you wiggle your eyes, your head doesn't move. Yeah. Yeah, his whole, it looks like a wig. I gave me a wig.
Starting point is 00:01:27 Yeah. He does his eyebrows and the whole hair thing just. No, but that's all. that kid, Johnny D. This is where this came from. And I don't know if we told this when Juicy was here. But this all came about.
Starting point is 00:01:42 Johnny D. went to Willie's Pond. Yeah. And finally caught a fish. And he sent me like the weirdest picture ever. But Johnny D. sent me a selfie with a bass because he had been like three weeks without catching a fish.
Starting point is 00:01:56 And he was low-key, so proud of himself. And on that afternoon when he sent me that, somebody sent me the juicy video i'd never seen it before so that i turned around and forwarded it to john david and i said here's who you are right now and then johnny dva's like oh this kid's hilarious so he went on a deep dive and and sent the kid a message on instagram his mom runs all of his messages runs all the instagram he just makes little videos and she posts and he has no control over any of that stuff where is he grown they live in south carolina but he was born in kansas so this
Starting point is 00:02:32 This is a weird, we spent an afternoon fishing movie over at Willie's Pond and not catching nothing because Johnny D invited them to come in freaking shul-lid. Well, we did. How old was it? Ten. Ten years old. Ten years old. Fixed to come a star.
Starting point is 00:02:47 Thrust into the spotlight over a video with a hand-sized cheekie pin. Ain't that crazy? Yeah, but them things eat good. The menu is, yeah, going up. That ain't just any chink of fish. Oh, that's a evening, Yeah, they're funny cats too Because them suckers full.
Starting point is 00:03:05 Yeah, them old bash, he throws them on the bank coons walk around them. They won't even eat them. But that's who's joining us here in a little bit. We sat down with Juicy, had a little fun conversation with a 10-year-old that just suddenly found himself. I mean, I guess you call it famous.
Starting point is 00:03:21 I don't know. Viral, I guess, would be the correct term probably. But, yeah, man, it's been a life-changing experience for old juice. But, yeah, originally from Kansas, then to Minnesota, then they ended up in South Carolina. They couldn't take the heat no more, or the cold no more, so they moved down to the heat. And they said, we don't know if this is much better.
Starting point is 00:03:41 Yeah, the people I took fish on Tuesday, last Tuesday, they was from Oregon. Oh, did they go on that trail? I think so. I asked them, did their ancestors go on? And they said, no, we came from Germany. They just flew over there. Anyway, I asked them, I said,
Starting point is 00:04:01 It was 96, and it was just wind wasn't blowing. It was just beating on us. I said, how cold is it where you're from? She looked up the thing. She said, 59. I said, bragger. Yeah. Unbelievable.
Starting point is 00:04:16 In July. That's, yeah. Yeah, it's not a good time to be outside down here right now. But, Galvin, I know we ain't had you on in a minute. Do you have any updates on your daughter and your potential granddaughters and all the things? What's going on there, ma'am? You know, we was wanting a wall. We got the ball.
Starting point is 00:04:34 Yeah. Wall's in there. They're in two rooms. And they had genetic testing. All that come back good. And then they said, do you want to know what they are? We can tell you what they are. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:47 They're girls. Twin girls. Twin girls. That's going to be expensive. Ooh. You better start having more fishing trips. I better. More trips or more?
Starting point is 00:05:01 Jack the Frasoff. Paula's more excited than she is. There's a wardrobe of baby clothes at the house right now. Last night we had all his brother and her sister-in-law over, and she goes, oh, let me show you what I got for the babies. They're the babies right now. And so she went in there in the closet. She comes out with a big old box, walt.
Starting point is 00:05:23 And then they was ooh and I. I was just looking at Jackie thinking, well, it ain't no world. Yeah, it's already started. He said, oh, it gets worse. Yeah, all this is going to definitely get worse. Yeah, I would say, I'd love to hand you down some stuff, but we got absolutely nothing for little girls. Well, the good news is I got plenty.
Starting point is 00:05:43 Oh, there you go. There you go. There you go. What's your son-in-law's name? DeCilio. Sicilio. That's a tongue twister. Yeah, he got them low brass number nines like I do.
Starting point is 00:05:57 Look, we've got to have the girls, son. Hey, good grief. Yeah, you got to have him. That's old PR he used to mess with me all the time about having girls. You're doing, you're shooting lowbrass. Yeah. Yeah, that was a funny deal till it wasn't for him.
Starting point is 00:06:11 Yeah. Yeah. That was a funny deal until the cows come home. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's like me. I got eight grandsons. And I'm, you know, God knows what he's doing. Because if he had gave me a granddaughter,
Starting point is 00:06:27 he wouldn't be worth a plug nickel. Yeah. Yeah. She wouldn't be spoiled, was she. Yeah, because, hey, she'd get all the money and the boys. Hey, you just going to have to work for it, son. Yeah, y'all going to have to deal with it. You're going to have to deal with the problem.
Starting point is 00:06:40 Oh, man. But Cecilia got hair like juicy. He does? He got that big perm look about it. And I would say his look, the way that boy looks is what. People saw that and said, wait a minute, let me watch that. Yeah. He used the same recipe he filled it.
Starting point is 00:06:55 Yeah, just have a look about you. Yeah. You got to have a look. I see it. So we're plugging right along, huh? What's the, when are they saying they'll be here roughly? Well, they say and probably she won't go but 35, 36 weeks, so it'll be first of the year. Yeah, they told Brittany the same thing.
Starting point is 00:07:14 She made it 37, so I'm rooting for Johanna. Keep them in there as long as they'll stay in there. That's what they say, but, you know, she's kind of high-risk too. Yeah. Well, that's awesome, man. That's why I say a prayer for her every night. Yeah, well, thank you, sir. I do.
Starting point is 00:07:29 I sure do. So we got to answer the prayers of the wall. They're in separate rooms. Yep. And everything's plugging right along. Everything there ahead of schedule growth wise. She wanted me to take her to the doctor since I'm not employed every day now. You got a little free time on your hands.
Starting point is 00:07:50 Grandfog's got free time. I went to her doctor apartment and she said, everything's to do ultrasound. You want to come in here? I said, I don't know. I don't know, do I? I want you to come in.
Starting point is 00:08:03 I went in there. And man, they'd grown that transducer over or whatever that transducer. Whatever it is. What it looks like. That tool. It looks like a depth finder. Four-face and sonar. They just look it around.
Starting point is 00:08:21 How deep is the water here. Look, one of them babies stuck a foot up there and pushed it up against that. But they still. think about that long. But they look like people. Well, they are people. Well, I know they're people. What's the hand for that long?
Starting point is 00:08:36 They said that long, but they look like. Yeah. No, no, if I never knew how much I needed. They got, you can see their face. Yeah. And they got arms and legs. They got everything. Oh, up to them baby transducers don't come a long way.
Starting point is 00:08:52 I don't see how. Yeah, you can make a passport photo with something. Oh, yeah. The first time, Christine had a, had a, plate of food on her belly. Jason kicked it off. And I said, you can see the foot. I said, that's bound to hurt.
Starting point is 00:09:10 And she said, yeah, it hurts. Yeah, it hurt. That's the way Waylon was. Jackson kind of still like he is now, a little chill. But Wayland in there, he, he let you know where he was at all times. You could like watch his toes go across. I was like, man, I don't, I don't. This is too insane.
Starting point is 00:09:25 That's wild, man. This is too insane. That's crazy. different they are you know baby sage was the same way she was always punching and kicking and look at her now yeah she's still punching she's choking and so they love to do it yeah you're gonna tap out there young man or you want me to put you to sleep oh man she says tap out or pass out hey tap out or pass out that's all i got all right look springtime is here it's warming up you know what that means that means more outside cook and and y'all know we love to eat
Starting point is 00:10:02 beef around here. And that's what because of our friends over at Tritels Beef makes such a good product, baby. Ain't it good? It's so good. Our friend, Sao Robertson would say, buy on the grill. Look, before we got Tritels, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day. And you never really know where that beef comes to them. But with Tritels beef, we skip the grocery store and do it a different way. Tritales comes from a family ranch out in Texas. There are a generation American ranch. So they've been at it for a while. Now look, the beef comes straight from their ranch and other ranchers they work with who raise cattle the same way. Their steaks are
Starting point is 00:10:42 properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your door. We threw a couple of ribbys on the grill. Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, check out trytales beef i know in size case christine loves it which is just a uh she doesn't eat she ain't a big meat easier folks yeah just go to try beef dot com slash that's try beef dot com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak well i got in trouble the other day uh oh i had no i got a phone call from the wife oh i saw this on your social media i think
Starting point is 00:11:28 Oh, yeah. So I'm training, and my phone ain't working. So she tried to call me. She tried to call Bonebreaker. He wasn't, his phone was on silent. And she called J's. He wasn't answered. He won't answer.
Starting point is 00:11:43 Probably sleeping. Calling Cody Barrett. Anybody she knew that she tried to call, nobody asked her. She had a treble hook buried in her finger. I say buried. It had then went all the way through. and the point was sticking out the other side. I finally got a hold of her, and she said, some idiot.
Starting point is 00:12:06 Put a bait in the kitchen drawer. Now, that is an odd place to put one. Yeah. That is an odd place to put one. How does a crankbait end up there? Yeah, I don't know. But anyway, she reached in there to grab a screwdriver or something and pulled her finger out, and that's when it was.
Starting point is 00:12:25 Well, she must have really been in a hurry to get it. To get it that deep in that. That's what I was thinking. I just didn't say it. Yeah. I was like, well, how did you do that?
Starting point is 00:12:34 That's what I was thinking. But anyways, I go home and she got that thing buried. So I put a piece of ice on her finger, it kind of numbing a little bit. And I said, all right, this bar is fixing to come out.
Starting point is 00:12:48 I said, I'm coming all the way through. Then we're going to cut the hook and pull it out by the bar. And she said, do what you got to do. And, So I couldn't look.
Starting point is 00:13:00 My thought at that time would be, okay, yeah. How big was the feed? He's got some Apache blood in her. You ain't cut it. It don't make any different. So I put my thumb on the back of that curve and that hook, and I went to pushing it. It wasn't moving.
Starting point is 00:13:13 And she'd never changed facial expression. She never made a sound. It wasn't no, ow, that hurts, wasn't none of that. Well, hey, you know. Well, I suspect compared to three childbirths, it probably ain't really that bad. That's funny because all three childbirths, there was never a sound. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:27 Is that baby cry? I wouldn't expect that from Anna to make a sound. No. She never made, she just grinded her teeth. I remember that. But anyways, I had to take a pair of pliers and grab that hook and just pry on it.
Starting point is 00:13:41 And when that, when that bar finally popped through that skin, it sounded like a 22 went off. It was a pop. I looked at her. She just looked. Stone face. Never flinched, never did nothing.
Starting point is 00:13:54 She's thinking what she's going to do to you once you got. Oh, I've done that. Yeah, you let me get undone here. And I'm about to let him go to sleep. I called a little old bath by that, you know, and he, I raged in there to get it, and he flopped and just, hey, all the way through, right there. And, you know, I can't remember the guy that took me fishing.
Starting point is 00:14:13 I said, hey, come here. And he said, what are you going to do? I said, hey, push it through and pull it out. Mm-hmm. He said, what? So he was doing it real. I said, hey, push the stupid hook out. you know so he pushed it out and I bled like a stuck pig for about 30 minutes I had to wrap junk around it
Starting point is 00:14:32 if it ain't already out it's way easier to come out the other way oh way easier they got tricks you can do brady line up but that's if you can push it through that's way better so I cut the hook pulled it out by the bar and I said you owe me a treble hook hey I didn't cut the hook I didn't apply it I just told him hey back it out oh man I keep like three pairs of side Oh, yeah, I just got a hand. Just for that reason. Like, I keep them. Hook in the hand is a good one.
Starting point is 00:15:01 Oh, the worst one is Phil done it to one of his buddies in high school. Uh-oh. He two, you know, was going to throw it on. And it was a treble hook. And his hook right here all the way through. Phil said, hey, there ain't but one thing to do. And he popped his pocket-and-out out and said, make him out and top on it, cut it off.
Starting point is 00:15:18 Yeah. And that's what I told, and I said, you know what your grandpa would do. Make the mountain cut off the top. Got the top. And then stitch it back together. It wasn't making no mountain with that. No. Sometimes you can't make a mountain.
Starting point is 00:15:33 I'm just glad that wasn't a rusty hook. Yeah, well, yeah, a rusty one wouldn't have gone that far, though. That was a new one. That was a new. Yeah, that one still had. They're sharp. Oh, yeah, hook stories, man. Have you had to pull one out anybody yet now that you started your new deal?
Starting point is 00:15:49 Not out, not out. Well, not a got it. true yeah yeah that's what I was wondering I didn't know you get I got all the accessories yeah oh yeah side cutters and braided line oh I got a first-aid kill I'm bonified they bona fide I saw it you can't right now long line around it and it just pop it out and it won't damage it you can you can there's certain scenarios where that one and not that one where it's already through you can't do that no that's a no that's a you got to run that one all the way through and start over.
Starting point is 00:16:23 I can see Nan. I remember one time we still down at fields and we was packing an order. And Nan looked at me, she said, I got to go to the bathroom. And she walked out and I didn't see her for three days. What happened? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:16:41 I asked her one next time I said, I said, I said, you go to hospital or do you make it or? I said, you said you're going to bathroom and I didn't see you for three days. Yeah. Well, communication. No, no facial expression, no.
Starting point is 00:16:57 No. No, communication isn't her best suit. None of them. That's a robberson, trait. I made the mistake a sitting there a picture of a snake one time. No. Oh, don't do that. She left the office for the rest of the day that day.
Starting point is 00:17:11 And I keep thinking she's going to put something in one of these peanut butter pies. She makes me to kill me just for that. I ain't saying she remembers, but she ain't forgot. She'll give you a colon cleanser. you better watch it. End up some kind of peanut butter laxative in there or something. She'd just be laughing the whole time.
Starting point is 00:17:27 Oh, no. Oh, my. She don't mess around with them. She got that from side, I guess. She hates them. Oh, she does. Oh, hey. That's good when we go riding,
Starting point is 00:17:39 when she's little, we'd go out to Russell Sage riding them four-wheelers and you'd get in them mud holes and all them water snakes in there. She'd stand up on the seat gone he didn't like it didn't like it not nothing there you go oh that's worse than a snake oh they ain't that bad yeah when they're dead oh come on now they all god's creature i compare them
Starting point is 00:18:05 they're they're a product of the devil i'm serious how they make it how'd they make it on that boat then well i'm just well right because god said i'm gonna leave it all that's what that's what noah you know what Noah said to his two sons when they're fishing over the side of the art. Remember, boys, we only got two worms. Make them count. That's a Jeff Smith joke. He told me that it actually. Only got two words.
Starting point is 00:18:37 Only got two words. I ain't got but two. Make them count. Golly. Oh, man. Oh, well, boys, it's been fun. Look, we're going to take a break, and we're going to come back with big juicy. Juicy Joe fishing with a boy's 84 will be in here.
Starting point is 00:18:53 Yeah, I hope you guys enjoy it, so we'll check back in at the end of it. Just for curiosity, do you call it an afro, or is it just your hair? They call it an afro. I just call it my hair. Okay. But you can make it bounce, right? Look at that head. Look, you see his whole?
Starting point is 00:19:12 Oh, yeah, his hair moving. He needs to blow that joker out. Oh, have you ever straightened it? Mm-hmm. Ah. Had fun to seem more professional. Okay. Well, you can put them on.
Starting point is 00:19:24 I just didn't want you to mess up your hair. He said to get into professional mode here, boys. So we have a special guest in studio with us today. If you are from the Instagram world, there's a chance you've seen this kid. If you're from the Instagram world and you haven't seen this kid, you've been living under a rock. Yeah, I need to know what algorithm yours is because mine and yours ain't the same. But we got. But Saia's not on the Instagram world.
Starting point is 00:19:46 No, but Saia, yeah, that's, yeah. Yeah, he's... You've been missing out, side. You've been missing out, side, because... I ain't missed out. Well, you wouldn't have known about Juicy had we not brought him all the way here. I ain't missing out because he's here. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:59 I got him live, boys. We do try to bring the important ones in, but we do have a special guest, fishing with the boys 84 juicy. Hello. In my house. Look at this kid. Y'all, look, if you're watching on YouTube, look at my man, Juicy. He is here.
Starting point is 00:20:18 But, Sigh, I'm going to show you why he went insanely viral is the only way to describe it. Yeah, we might as well start there. Let's just start with the video that kind of broke the internet for a hot minute. What's up, boys? Just caught this fish at my local pond, and I'm low-key so proud of myself. It's the biggest fish I've ever caught. And that did it. And that made him go wild.
Starting point is 00:20:43 That man became, and this man right here became an internet sensation, because Because he called a red-eared sunfish. We call them a Chinghypin. I don't know what y'all call on my tear in South Carolina. He calls it the biggest fish he's ever caught. Now the biggest fish. Well, he called one bigger. At that point.
Starting point is 00:21:00 At that point. I know you've caught bigger fish since. As of, when was this? May 16th. May 16th. To now. July, whatever, we're at 21st. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:14 Did you ever think catching a hand-sized red-eared sunfish would make you an overnight internet sensation juicy no no not really really that wasn't the plan going out that day i just wanted to catch fish i love it man so what was all right so now that we know that wasn't the plan how old are you juice uh 10 turning 11 in august August August what 18 okay August boys there we go that's close to my daughter's birthday yeah you'll be 11 and I'll be 40 Yeah, you're 10 and 11 12th right now. Yeah, we're... He's figured to hit the big 40.
Starting point is 00:21:52 4-0, boy. Yeah, we're a long ways from each other. But, you know, the thing that I think... Wait, was that an alligator he had his hand holding his mouth on? No, that's a shark. I'm thumbing through your Instagram right now. For his greatest hit. For this great...
Starting point is 00:22:05 I mean, there's some magic here. And he's up to 70,000 followers. 70,000... I mean, that's wild, right? Like, overnight, you became a faith. Maybe not a name because we're in a world where people don't really know your name. They know you as fishing with the boys. You're way more likely to hear fishing with the boys than juicy, I'm sure.
Starting point is 00:22:28 But you became an overnight face of a sensation at 10 years old. How is that? How are we feeling about that? You can be honest. This is a safe spot. So if you're mad at people, that's fine. Let it air. Let it rip.
Starting point is 00:22:44 Yeah, we're fine. It's fun. and a lot of people don't notice me, which is also fun. Okay. Because I don't like getting noticed. You don't like getting noticed. My man. You might want to think about a haircut then.
Starting point is 00:22:59 You may want to change your look. You may ought to get a wig built like that. Oh, yeah. That way we know it's yours and then cut it all off. And then when you go do things, you just pop the wig. It's hard for you to go incognito. No. No, you need to blow it out.
Starting point is 00:23:13 Go full bore. I'm for it. That's the best. I give them both barrels of juicy. Okay. Don't go halfway around his joints. Hey, my name is Juicy and I just caught the biggest fish I've ever caught. Now I need to head to Lake Powell in Arizona.
Starting point is 00:23:31 There you can catch one of them that weighs five pounds. He's right. Is he? He is right. That's where the biggest red ears in the world live. What I find amazing is there are people that have spent their whole life fishing trying to make it. And they post pictures of themselves
Starting point is 00:23:49 with big giant dummy bass and sharks and you name it. Like they're doing all the cool things. But you know, a hand size red ear did it for old juicy. You cheated the system with one. But you know why that weren't? Because that was the most authentic video
Starting point is 00:24:08 I've ever seen come out of a 10-year-old because you were thrilled. And in a world where you can be anything, Juicy, authenticity rules, man. Be who the heck you are. And I love it, man. Look at this kid. He is,
Starting point is 00:24:23 look, we went fishing yesterday. We did take him fishing, Zah. We got stories. We took him fishing at Willie's Pond. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:24:30 Y'all took him down and got some of that big old brim. No, he didn't. He wanted to catch brim? He wanted to catch a bass. He wanted to catch a big bass. Big bass. Let's not.
Starting point is 00:24:46 I mean, why are we got a... But what happened? Johnny D. Tied my fishing knot. I hooked on to... Oh, I got ready to see the results of this. I hooked on to, I think, about a five-pound bass. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:02 And then the knot came undone. And... Do I knock him out now or knock him out later? There's no... You want me to knock him out? No, I'm just going to... I'm wearing whatever you do. to me. I was, we were over in the corner. There was some bushes and trees between us.
Starting point is 00:25:20 I hear Martin go, oh, that's a bigin. And I'm like, boom, we're, we're about to do this. And then I hear who tied that knot? And I said, oh, no, it was me in my mind. And I walked over there thinking, it's not going to be the knot's fault. It's not going to be the knots fault. And then I got there and I said, that is the not's fault. It was. It's the nod's fault. Yeah, we got him right up to the bank, man. I do that for a living, so that's good news. Yeah, got him right to the Well, it happens. But, you know, he's young, so he's T's... We got time.
Starting point is 00:25:49 He doesn't understand, like, you know, we could have saved it if you just thumb the spool a little bit. He was using a baitcaster. My fault. But, yeah, I mean, at the end of the day, it's Johnny D's fault. He tied you a bad knot. That's part of fishing. The big one always gets away. So, you ain't ever lost a big one, have you?
Starting point is 00:26:07 Oh, yeah. Biggest one I ever lost was on a corny lake. What happened? And I get this, y'all. The lakes down blew out. so the lake dropped about four foot. Well, this is a big Cypress Lake. So this is how you got to learn to tell you fishing stories.
Starting point is 00:26:22 You'd end up like this? The water went down four foot. So all the roots that was on top of the water around the cypress tree is now, you know, it's about three foot. So I kept hearing of a splash. Sound like somebody falling in. Plagged. I was looking around, couldn't figure out where was that. Finally, splash.
Starting point is 00:26:43 I looked over there and I saw, oh, I see it now. Well, it was, Mobee Dick was actually, okay, swimming by, okay, popping his tail, splashing water up, getting all them bugs that was in them roots. Then he'd come up there and eat. Well, I had a big old spinner bait on, a white, white skirt with a willow leaf spinner.
Starting point is 00:27:06 So I stood past the tree, and before I could even click the bell, the line's going. So I clicked the bell. and it was just like I stuck it in this table. It just stopped. That happened. Well, I'm in a nine-foot pea roll.
Starting point is 00:27:23 Okay. So when I set the hook on him and he started swimming, I said, oh, no, I got the monster. I got a big one. So I said, play him. Don't rush. Tell you going to have to play this one. Well, he was playing me the whole time. Because he's swimming in one direction.
Starting point is 00:27:42 So I ain't paying attention. for like 15 minutes. I'm still reeling watching him. And I get him up about far as y'all to. Women on top of the water. Okay. And look, I'm looking at that much bass, okay, and I never see the little flipper on the side.
Starting point is 00:27:59 Okay, so there's another, if that much was out, there was that much more under the water. Jaws, if you will. So, hey, look, he makes a run. Flipper. He makes a run and it stops. And I said,
Starting point is 00:28:13 No. So, hey, I go over there and look, and there's big log lit on the bottom in about seven foot of water. And there's one limb off that log coming up. Well, that bath had been swimming toward that log the whole time. Well, I looked back to see where I was at. He had done pulled me in that pea roll two miles. Okay. And look.
Starting point is 00:28:42 I spent the rest of the afternoon paddling in a big circle on my whole lake. There was not another stick on the bottom of that lake. And I said, you're talking about, sorry. So look, it was Moby Dick. Hey, he was probably this long, okay, and weighed at least 20 pounds. It's a world record. No, he was a world record. Now, juicy, that's how you tell a fishing story, my friend.
Starting point is 00:29:12 Complete with flippers and limbs. My man can't even talk now. But you weren't fishing the Gulf a lot, or was it the ocean? Gulf of America and like the North Atlantic. What did you catch in there? In the Gulf, I caught, I think, a spinner shark, then a black tip shark. And that's all we caught in the Gulf.
Starting point is 00:29:43 and then in North Atlantic we caught two lemons, one black tip, and like five barracuda. There you go. He's catching all the things. I called a 25-pound barracuda. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:54 I actually won a trophy. I got it at the house. But I noticed one thing about everything at the ocean. You know, people like to swim in that thing. Well, hey, you're in the food chain. Yeah. You know, because everything in that thing
Starting point is 00:30:10 got big teeth. That is true. Check out of this picture This kid swimming in the ocean No no I'm looking at that He's got him by the nose Oh he's about to snap him So what you don't know about Big Juicy
Starting point is 00:30:23 Until you get to know him Is his dreams were never had anything to do with fishing He liked fishing But his dream This is my favorite His dreams His dream right there baby Look at him
Starting point is 00:30:35 Boom Look at Big Daddy So Jucy wants to be a pro quarterback center center huh he was just snapping the ball oh he's just snapper yeah he just center he don't want to be the corner look you can't have a football game without the center there you go they think everybody else is important hey the man's gonna be the main star here oh he's babe roofing him juicy you see so the field get ready in the top bleachers who did this him my mom your mom this is his Instagram page.
Starting point is 00:31:12 Mom, you went and grabbed the kid from Bad Santa. That's good. That's good. I love it. And he looks just like ham. And you used to be a catcher, huh? You're just living the tree. I thought I was one of like nine people who's actually seen Bad Santa.
Starting point is 00:31:27 I actually haven't, but that made me giggle. Juicy, what's the coolest thing you've done? So you're on a nine-week tear. You're a viral fishing sensation. Bill Dance follows you on. on Instagram, which is... And I'm gonna make some people real mad in our comments, but that's tight.
Starting point is 00:31:46 That's so tight. You know who Bill Dance doesn't follow? Me. He ain't placed this time with that. You know who's a real big fan of Bill Dance? Me. John Gawin, me. Steve Harvey?
Starting point is 00:31:58 Yeah. You're on that level. Oh, hey. So what's... If Bill Dance is following you, hey, you've made it, son. So what's the coolest thing besides Bill Dance following you? you think if you had to rank them so far you've gotten i think i know it
Starting point is 00:32:14 get in the meet post malone there it is get what there it is he got to meet post malone you don't know post malone i don't think sire are you aware of most malon i know is a basketball player carl the mailman car malman yeah mailman yeah couldn't be more different from post malone oh well who's post malone he's a singer right oh well he's your he's your hero but you may be with jell man belly roll there before you get through here, son. Okay. Hey, hey, learn. Hey, here's my challenge to you.
Starting point is 00:32:47 If you want that, start now. Music and training. Oh, boy. So I didn't start until he was 72. No, I was 65 when me and my band went out. He started music at 60. Guess what my name of my band was, there, Jucy. Uncle Sy and the Psychotics.
Starting point is 00:33:06 Would you go see him? Because we was all crazy. Yeah. You wouldn't come to see me, Judy's just, come on, man. Hey, I'm the next George Jones, son. Boy, hey, what you get with him is transparency. Hey, juicy. Juicy, what would your band name be?
Starting point is 00:33:29 Are you into music or are you just like listening? I like listening. So you're not going to be on stage doing concerts. Are we really asking a man named Juicy what his name would be? No, what his band's name. would be fruit. Look, the boy. Like, juicy and the fruit,
Starting point is 00:33:44 like, juicy Jay and the boys. If he wants to get into that, he can get into it now, and then by the time he's, so you're 10 going on 11. You need something to drink. At the time of your 20. His handler.
Starting point is 00:33:55 His handler does brought him in Uncle Si tea glass at that. At the time you're 20, you'll be a star, juicy. Juicy Jay. We go out, come up with a stage name. I think juicy is going to be a stage.
Starting point is 00:34:07 Yeah, I think juicy is pretty much stuck. Did you? Who named you Juicy? Was that, does that self-given? I was on my way to my baseball game when I was around six, and I randomly come up with a name Big Juicy, because I'm big and I'm juicy. And then I think when I was around 10,
Starting point is 00:34:29 I took out the big because I didn't like it as much. You felt like it was redundant? Mm-hmm. And then Juicy just kind of stuck. Juicy just so you, you know, some names just fit, right? Hey, hey, let me tell you something. We've gotten to meet. Juicy's mom is not, she's a great camera lady.
Starting point is 00:34:48 She don't want to be on camera, I don't think. Yeah. She just calls him Juice. Juice. Hey, Juice, come over and I'm like, oh, this is just his name. Was just your friend that named you juicy? No, he named himself juicy. Name myself.
Starting point is 00:35:01 Oh. The best off. Well, hey, one question. Okay, because when you say big and juicy, I think it was steak, are you tender? Yeah, he feels like he made it He felt like he medium plus I mean if you He's got it all
Starting point is 00:35:17 If you go right there He's medium rare to medium somewhere right in there Look, he's fine Big Juicy So what's next juicy What's the big plan Besides you know Sixth grade?
Starting point is 00:35:28 What's the next plan? No I'm saying like what's your plan What's your goal? I mean you've blown up Are you going to keep fishing Instagram Are you going to go on tour? Probably going to keep fishing Instagram
Starting point is 00:35:42 and hopefully meet NFL players. Okay, so we're trying to meet a few NFL players. Is there one you want to meet? Who's your favorite NFL player? Caleb Williams. Caleb Williams. He plays for Bears. He's a Bears.
Starting point is 00:35:56 Hold on. Everybody time out. Do that one more time, please. The Bears. The Bears. So that's the, Caleb Williams, that's the U.S.E. guy, right? I prefer the Oklahoma version of him. Oh, Oklahoma.
Starting point is 00:36:11 What's the U.S.C.? I don't know? Oklahoma's a leading receiver. Kelsey? Kelsey? That is name? No, that's Kansas City. Well, okay. You made Taylor Swift's boyfriend. Yeah. He's way more known for that than he ever would be. What about the brother? Because he
Starting point is 00:36:25 played Senator. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason Kelsey is who I really want to meet. Oh, yeah. That'd be a good one. He's a cool dude. Well, look right there in that camera. Yeah, he's a cool. And tell him you want to meet him. I want to meet you. Who?
Starting point is 00:36:38 You got to say it was you. Okay, try it again. We're going to do a cleaner version because we'll pull this and tag him on Instagram. He may say it, he may not, but you know what? I want to meet you, Jason Kelsey. There you go, baby. Uncle Si said so. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:52 Jason, if you want to go fishing with the boys, we got you. There he is. Juicy's ready. It's just getting to know him. I think his wife's actually way cooler than he is. Juicy or married? No, Jason Kelsey's wife. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:37:04 Her podcast is killing. it too. I ain't seen her. Oh, she just talks about all the stuff you think, like being NFL pro's wife. Okay. What you asked to put up with? Had to, yeah, he retired now. Okay.
Starting point is 00:37:16 What's he do now? What's Jason do? He's just a commentator, basically. He just talks a lot. He does what we do. Just runs his mouth and let's see if people listen. I guarantee he makes fun of his brother. Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Starting point is 00:37:27 A couple girls have been sliding into the messages. We had to block them, huh? Oh, wait. You got you a girlfriend? Yeah. Mom's show. it down. Oh.
Starting point is 00:37:37 You ain't got time for it. According to my mom, I'm not allowed to have one until high school. Okay. What's that? Instagram or girlfriend? Girlfriend. Mom's working it over here. So does your mom control your Instagram though?
Starting point is 00:37:51 Like she looks at everything on it? You just do the content for it, Mom posts. I do the content. My mom makes everything else. Okay. Good work, Mom. Yeah, he don't need to see that. He don't need to, and brother.
Starting point is 00:38:02 Brother's like, what about me? Yeah, because brother had to drive here while. Lucy flying. Brother getting a shaft, man. You're a good brother. So where does hunting rate on your scale? Well, I want to try and push the channel to just being outside. Because I've never got to go hunting, but I've always wanted to go hunting.
Starting point is 00:38:21 Okay. And I got my first duck call today. Did you? Which one did you get? That green one? Yeah. Is it in your pocket? Uh-oh.
Starting point is 00:38:30 Let's hear what you got then. Well, let's, we don't do this often. This one's known for a little bit. Let me see that thing real quick. Hey, you can follow instruction. Put together, correct. It is put together. There you go. Step one.
Starting point is 00:38:42 All right, now let's hear it. What you got? Not good at it, but I can kind of do it. There you go. That is a start. You sound just like, you sound just like Si. That's good. Well, he's using one.
Starting point is 00:38:55 Is that my dark call? Yeah, it is. Well, there you go. What else could you ask for? What else can you do, boys? What we learned from the fame and all that? and I want to encourage you from this is, man, there's a lot of people out there in this world
Starting point is 00:39:14 that are going to look to do bad on you. Don't let them, big dog. Ignore them. Ignore them. You can't please them all. You ain't going to please them all, so don't even try. There's people that listen to this podcast that don't like Uncle Si. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:32 What a weirdo. They either don't. They either don't like Cy or they really like commenting. I don't know which one of those that they get to. It's a weird. I'm like, hey, if you don't like me, I get it. But if you don't like side, just change the channel. Yeah, it ain't no big deal. You knew what you signed up for when you clicked on here.
Starting point is 00:39:47 But no, man, you're going to have a lot of weird opportunities and offers come at you, man, and just do them. Do them. Have fun with them. But at the end of the day, look for the red flags, man, because there's going to be some of them that don't have your best interest at heart. It's only their best interest. And they'll try to use you and all these things. said you just, man, you just keep being you, big dog. Keep being.
Starting point is 00:40:10 There's two people you need to worry about pleasing. There we go. Almighty. And then when you look in the mirror, if you look in the mirror and say, you know what, I like that old boy, juicy. All right. When you look in that mirror and you flexing my eyebrows and that whole hair moves like that. Look at that.
Starting point is 00:40:30 And if you ever start wearing a different pair of shoes than the ones you got on right now, Juicy. Do yourself be true, juicy? That's exactly right. That's who you need to be. Si, have you seen his shoes? Uh-uh. Have you seen his shoes? A man that walks in in shoes like this.
Starting point is 00:40:46 He's got a couple of bass on his feet. He don't need to be told. He's got bass shoes. Put your feet up so that I can see him. Or just pop your shoe off, which everyone. He's short. It may be hard to get. He got bass sandals.
Starting point is 00:40:58 I like that. I love it. Oh, that's good. He walked in the honey hole this morning with bass sandals on us. I said, I don't. sell those but I might should. No. Hey, you and your shoes are like me and my socks. What are we wearing today, by the way?
Starting point is 00:41:14 These are Elvis socks. Elvis Soss. Elvis Presley? Elvis Presley. He's a picture on the other one on the back. No, no, have y'all seen the latest commercial? Oh, I don't know, but apparently you have and I can't wait to hear about it. No, no. This is about the women. Oh, no. He's 10.
Starting point is 00:41:32 Okay, look. They are taking one of the other. of these. A Sharpie. Yeah. That is purple. Okay. Painting their face?
Starting point is 00:41:42 Lips. It's lip gloss. You just found out about lip gloss? Yeah. That, hey, it's a big deal now. All the women are into lip gloss out of a pen. All different colors. Red, orange.
Starting point is 00:41:58 Did you just watch the movie Clueless for the first album? No, this was on, it wasn't on PBS. It was just on TV. Seidel. I don't think that's been a new thing. Hunter. It had been a news thing. Yes, it has.
Starting point is 00:42:12 I watched it the other day, you big dummy. I have his sister. I watched it the other day on the news, I'm telling you. So I just found out about lip gloss. Hey, I'll say, he's not on Instagram, Juicy. I ain't talking about it from you buy from a store, like, you know, out from a, what, a woman's store. From limited two. No, no, I'm talking about.
Starting point is 00:42:35 You buy this just off the counter. Give me one purple, red, orange, whatever color you want. Where did they used to buy lip gloss from? In the women's department? Well, no, no. Here's another news flash that was on the news. Okay, let's see where this one goes. If we can use this one.
Starting point is 00:42:53 And look, all the scientists are really worried about it because, hey, dating ain't what it used to be. You actually need to listen in on this, juicy. No, no, no, I'm serious. Dating ain't what it used to be, okay? Not like it used to be, Jesus. What is it? The boys used to chase the girls.
Starting point is 00:43:12 Now, oh, no. That's over. So they're actually, hey, we're on the, we have the opportunity to go extinct. Because, hey, when the boys stop chasing girls, we got some problems, boys. Hey, Juicy, do you watch Fox News a lot? You should probably stay away from it. Hold on. So the human race is in...
Starting point is 00:43:37 Yeah, they're in trouble. Of going extinct. All right, well, I'm telling you, when the boys don't get together with girls, y'all, hey, population, hey, you can get the population explosion. You can't argue with that logic. When the boys don't get with the girls,
Starting point is 00:43:53 the population explosion doesn't happen. That is a soundly scientific argument. No, no, look. Yeah, oh, it is for sure. Yeah. Yeah, I'm really missing a golden one here. You might be in the NFL. because they used to have one guy that run the ball
Starting point is 00:44:06 and they called him the juice. You ever heard of the juice? The juice is loose. Yeah. You don't want to follow his career path here. No, yeah, but he didn't end up right. The good news is, though, as the glove didn't fit.
Starting point is 00:44:19 So they had to acquit. He ended up stealing a bunch of his stuff back. It's a wild thing. Like, when you get old enough, your mom will let you watch it on Netflix. It's a pretty wild story. You nailed it. You know, it's a... Back to the dating, okay?
Starting point is 00:44:37 Oh, yeah, back. If they got lip loss on, that's new. No, no, because I've got eight grandsons. Okay, and one of them lives in Texas with my daughter, her child, her oldest child. Well, there's four of them. Well, I know, but I'm talking about Brady. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:44:53 Okay. Like, he, y'all, she's always telling me how you need to go where you meet, beat some women. Yeah. And he always says, oh, mom, we don't do that. We don't do that anymore. What do they do? Hey, that's what I asked him.
Starting point is 00:45:08 He didn't really have an answer for me. So this thing about boys not chasing a girl is serious, okay? There's nothing wrong with being chased yourself every now and then. Oh, here we go. Hey. Just saying. Honor, were you chased? No.
Starting point is 00:45:28 But he'd like to be. Well, hey, did you chase? Have you ever been? Did he? Case, he went on a serial dating spree. Are you kidding me? Like, do you see, hey, look here, buddy. You're at the best age in the world.
Starting point is 00:45:42 Okay. Ten? No, serious. Pretty good, but. Hey, look. For the next, what, you're 10, the next six years, you're going to be with all your friends,
Starting point is 00:45:55 male and female, and you're all going to have a blast. And what I'll challenge you to do is, hey, take care of each other. Why, you're having. having the blast of your life. Don't get into alcohol, don't get into drugs, all that junk, so that's a bunch of crap anyway.
Starting point is 00:46:10 Finally, some sound advice. I've been waiting on it from them this whole time. But we took a little roundabout way to get there. What we do. Well, we had to have a little fun mixed in here, boys. Oh, I know. With the lip gloss. With the lip gloss.
Starting point is 00:46:23 That's right. I know y'all attend church regularly and are believers. Do you have like a Bible verse you put on the inside of your helmet or on your glove or anything like that? you keep with you, you got a special one. Because I know some kids do. I mean, you're wearing, what's that on your wrist? You got all kind of a religious stuff on your arms.
Starting point is 00:46:42 Yeah, read that to John David. I know what that one is. The other side of it says Honeyhole Tackle Shop on it. Oh, okay. He said, what's that verse? That's the verse about Jesus eating fish. I got one for juicy though. Hey.
Starting point is 00:46:53 I got one dialed up. Well, dial it up there. Go ahead. Not that Jesus did eat fish, so be like Jesus. But there's a verse, I think, that describes what Martin I'm saying earlier, be yourself no matter what. And that's why you've blown up because you were just out there being yourself. Psalm 139.14, I praise you because I'm fearfully and wonderfully made.
Starting point is 00:47:14 Your works are wonderful. I know that full well. Kid, you're going places. It's been a fun couple of days hanging out with you. Yeah, absolutely. We're all made in God's image. Thank goodness for Uncle's side. Really just blowing your mind just now because that was a while.
Starting point is 00:47:28 Hey, we're sorry, Mom. Appreciate you being on the podcast, my man. We've enjoyed you. But we'll see y'all next time right here in the duck car room. Officially, the juice is loose. The juice is loose. Juice is loose, baby. You can go now.
Starting point is 00:47:45 I just watched this episode earlier. Si was on a radio and he goes, sigh out and he rings the bell. Juicy out. Yes!

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