Duck Call Room - Godwin’s Mountain Yoga Routine Leaves Uncle Si Totally Stunned
Episode Date: June 30, 2026Uncle Si suddenly gets curious about yoga after Godwin returns from a mountain retreat with stories of downward dog, line dancing, and trying to breathe at 8,500 feet. John-David turns his house into ...a convenience-store carnival with a frozen drink machine, hot dog roller, and maybe even a gas pump. Martin pushes back on Si’s stance that lobster isn’t worth eating, the boys debate a viral trend that Si thinks is totally over the top, and Godwin shares the emotional week he spent serving the sons and daughters of fallen heroes. Duck Call Room episode #565 is sponsored by: https://fastgrowingtrees.com/duck — Get 20% their first purchase when using the code DUCK at checkout. https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get a Free 'Morning Person' Hat and FREE AG1 Flavor Sampler with your first AG1 subscription! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Well, welcome back to the duck call room.
You watched the USA win?
Oh, yeah.
U.S.A.
Yeah.
I need to watch a soccer.
The next time USA plays and it matters, I'm coming to watch it with you.
Because I think it would be fun.
Oh, no, it was.
Yeah.
Both times I scored a goalie.
I was up out of my reclimate.
Were you?
What are you talking about?
Every time they scored a goalie.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I did.
I'm just, we played during one of our business.
I should have scored about three more.
I was close.
I listened to it driving down the roads.
Oh, no.
Listening to soccer is arguably more fun than watching it.
Because those announcers get fired up.
I don't know.
You'll look down, you'll be going 90.
I don't know.
Those boys get fired up and get knocked down and kicked drug and all this stuff.
Not get knocked down.
But I get up again.
It's a rough sport.
I did not have Chumba Wumba on the card for today, man.
It's a good song.
Doing a little tub thumping.
Next thing, you know,
Sao's going to be pissing the night away.
He knows that anyway.
Hey, Australia scored our first score.
Do what?
Australia did.
Well, yeah, they've always been friends.
They set them up.
Six years I've tried to get y'all into soccer.
He couldn't stop and hit the ball.
It had to come here.
That's the problem.
We needed to be able to watch it in normal hours.
I will say, y'all know where I was yesterday,
and I was just proud to be an American
and just standing there.
Where?
The Sam's Club.
Oh, no.
I mean, I was just looking around.
I was like, does it get better?
Only in America, baby.
That's what I'm saying.
That's it.
Only in America.
I could have bought a case of eggs.
Yep.
Didn't he?
Look, scanned it with my phone and just walked out.
Instead, I bought an icy machine.
What an ice machine?
He's got his hot dog roller.
Yeah, baby.
What's next?
He's got an ice.
He's got an ice.
Machine.
I got an icy machine yesterday.
That's what I'm talking about.
Hey,
only in the back room.
Have you made any ice ice you?
Oh, yeah.
They have that at Sam.
You can get anything at Sam.
It's not a brand name,
icy machine.
And the brand hasn't paid this podcast anything,
so it's an icy machine
until you holler at your boy.
But we'll do an ad for it.
Didn't we have a hot dog rollers?
I see a hot dog roller, buddy.
Yeah.
I did learn,
Because, you know, I'm a fine figure of a man, so I obviously will eat as much
casso as I want, but I refuse to drink full sugar sodas.
Mm-hmm.
You can't make those, like Coke Zero doesn't turn into a slushy.
Oh, because they ain't got no sugar in it?
Who knew?
Yeah.
Apparently you did.
Yeah.
That checks out.
It's got to have something to bind with, otherwise you just make ice.
Yeah.
Like you got to have something to keep it in a different state.
Otherwise, you just make an ice cube.
See, I should have called you.
So I get home, then I had to go back to Walmart to buy something called monk fruit.
Oh, give a little healthy sweetener.
Yeah, whatever.
Some people said it would make my tummy rumble, but all it did was make me happy because it was the best icy I've ever had.
That's just because you made it.
Yep.
And on Thursday, is it Thursday, when we're playing turkey A or whatever they're called now?
Turkey A at what, 8 o'clock at night?
I still call you turkey.
I'm going to have that hot dog roller rolling.
I'm going to have an icy machine going.
It's going to be like 7-11 up in my house.
I might come over and watch the game.
Come on.
Johnny D.
Don't have the QT on lock.
Oh, yeah.
Circle K.
That sounds like a lot of fun, J.D.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
I have him cheddar and jalapeno sausage.
He's rolling on it.
Roll that.
One of the World Cup.
When the World Cup ends, you can make margaritas again.
No imports.
I don't think we got any United States tequila.
If we do it, probably ain't good.
I bought some in college once and said it was from St. Louis.
It was.
Yeah. That was just hooch.
It had hurt.
That was just hooch.
It literally said St. Louis, Missouri.
I said, we've made mistakes, boys.
Yeah, but we had a budget.
Yeah, we did.
Oh, so an icy machine hot dog.
You really are turning into just a carnival.
I love it.
Think about getting a gas pump.
It sounds very interesting.
That's what you ought to do.
I mean, can you put a gas pump at your house?
Yeah.
Yeah, they'll come put you 500, I mean, however many gallons of tank you want.
Just get you a 500 gallon tank.
You can have it at your house.
Order it from Delta Fuel here, and they'll come fill it up whenever you run out.
Me and my family have a diesel one.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You can get it.
If you're so brazen, you can fill it with off-road gas.
Put it in there, you get it a little bit cheaper, but I don't recommend it.
What's off-road gas?
It's got a pink dye, so if you get swabbed, you're in trouble.
with the law.
Huh?
Yeah,
they make off-road gas
and off-road diesel.
What's the difference?
It's for construction folks.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
It's cheaper?
It's cheaper.
Then why is it not the norm?
I don't know.
Does it come from the straight of Hormuz?
I don't know.
I doubt it because it's got a 20% tax on it now.
Maybe I should clarify it's the diesel pumps for the farm.
Yeah.
Now that you said that.
No, I know.
Everybody knows that.
So me and Big Dave can go in together and get a gas pump
at the house?
Yeah.
You sure can.
We should do that.
I got to talk to him.
You sure can.
We can have a gas pump.
You just got to keep you a little 12-volt battery there to run the pump.
Nothing to it.
There you go.
And people complain about being American, Sigh.
I know it.
Or plug it in to you.
One of the other.
I'd probably keep it away from my house.
The best one was the Japanese guy ain't that big real.
Oh, the bone-in.
Are you on social media all this?
I mean, hey.
Yeah.
No, that was the best one because he looked.
looked at it. No, he was watching a game.
They went through that before one of the game.
He was spraying it with the sauce and then he ate a big lot of it.
He ate it and turned in it.
This is so amazing.
Did you watch the Italian guy learn about free refills for the first time?
Nope.
Oh.
They were like, just let us know if you want some more.
He was like, what do you mean?
More.
They were like, we'll just go refill it.
He's like, how much does that cost?
They're like, no, no, it's free refills.
That's right.
He did not understand the concept of free re-res.
Well, their whole life, they never drank out nothing but a glass bottle.
He came free refill a glass bottle.
And there's no ice.
Then the Irish showed up in Boston and drank us dry.
That did happen.
I loved it.
Don't you know they's having a party?
You know they was having a party, buddy, to drink all the beer in Boston.
Is there a Waffle House in Boston?
The Scottish went hard in the paint.
I don't know.
any Waffle houses there's got to be.
Oh, I've got to have Waffle House in it.
Aren't we nicknaming this, the Great American Sleepover or something?
I hope so.
Hold on.
I hope they stay, though.
Yeah.
Some of them are providing some really good things to this country as far as entertainment
goes.
Freddie's one of us.
Oh, hey, that's pretty cool.
The number of Waffle Houses by State.
I actually just figured out what's wrong with America.
Yeah, they stopped.
Yeah.
Yeah, they get up around Pennsylvania.
The good parts of America are a darker color on this map,
and the further away you get, they go to zero.
Mm-hmm.
What?
There's a state that don't have a waffle house?
There's not a single waffle house in California.
Oh, hey, that's understandable.
New York?
None.
Oregon.
That's understandable.
Washington.
That's understandable.
That's understandable.
You'd make a mint.
That's why I was asking about that, because if them boys drink Boston dry,
and had a waffle house they'd have been having to fly in baking.
The good people of Georgia will slam a waffle house, though.
I guarantee you.
Well, that's where it started.
That's where headquarters are.
Georgia has 431 more waffle houses than Illinois.
Because the Illinois only has two.
Really?
What do they eat?
Denny's?
I hop.
Ugh.
You know.
Why would you go there?
Watch a waitress is bounce around.
I see why the renewals.
States is so good.
You mean, you see why the SEC is something?
Oh, their pet.
Waiters are renamed Pegg.
Hey, notice all the southern states?
Wow.
We got to open another waffle house.
I'm sad to be stuck on 99.
That was 2002.
Yeah.
Oh, that's crazy.
I did not realize there was no waffle houses in Connecticut.
Oh, that's a pitiful.
In the greater West Monroe, Louisiana area, there's three.
So, yeah.
I, I, I, I visually see four waffle houses when I take my kids to school.
I see all four of them.
Four.
Where's that other than?
165.
Oh, it is out there by ULM, yeah.
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What is it?
Lobster.
I actually learned something yesterday about lobster because it was Father's Day yesterday.
They're bigger.
And that's what I get my dad, because he bought a store that hosts his hobby.
And so it's like, you can't buy me.
Can you cook them where they're edible?
Lobster?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That tails, great.
Fine delicacies.
You eat crawfish?
There's actually a whole restaurant.
I eat crawled fish.
It's got a good flavor and it's tender.
Hold on.
If you eat croat, a big lobster is tough, and you just keep chewing and keep chewing it.
And the more you shoot it, the bigger it gets.
Or you didn't have the right cook.
You cooked that lobster as long as you cook a steak.
That's your problem.
Well, no, no, I didn't cook it.
Okay.
There's the problem.
The restaurant.
The restaurant's...
Was the restaurant named...
Red Lobster?
Because that, I mean, that's base level lobster.
You should have stopped at the biscuits when you go there.
I can't eat them.
Well, you ate too many of them.
I eat too many of them.
I guess you hate to have an acquired taste.
Next time you go to the warehouse?
Get one.
Go where?
Warehouse.
Lobster's like one of the greatest...
Where the good hush puppies are.
It's crazy because they...
I wouldn't order the lobster.
I said, do it there if you're going to do it.
I wouldn't order it.
I wouldn't pay for it, wouldn't do it.
They ain't no good.
Yeah, they're good.
They're too tough.
No, they're not tough.
I'm serious, they're too tough.
Do you not remember all that spiny lobster we ate in the Bahamas when we were there?
Y'all ate it.
You all ate, that was tough.
That was the question.
Sam's had two sections of lobster.
Hard head, hard head.
That stuff was so good.
Well, I am hardhead, but hey.
That's why they fired you from an orange juice factor.
You couldn't concentrate.
Well, hey, I'll put it this way.
You couldn't cut a lobster with a butter knife.
What?
Yeah, you can.
No, you couldn't?
You can just bite it.
No.
Like a pop by lobster popsicle.
Lobster or a tusk?
No.
You have teeth now, brother?
You can eat them.
I don't make any difference.
They would tell them.
Have you had them with teeth?
Uh, yeah.
When?
Hey, I'm telling you.
You hadn't had no.
No.
No.
Look, every lobster I've ever tried to eat was just like a bad piece of bubble going.
But now you've tripped.
Chew it, chew it, chew it, chew it, chew it, chew it.
It gets bigger and bigger and bigger.
But now that you've tripled the amount of teeth in your head, do you think it would taste better?
I've never had that experience with lobster.
Ever.
I've always had.
Even a bad lobster.
Now, hey, they shrimp.
I love it black them
No you don't you don't like shrimp
Oh yeah I do
No you don't
Hey I need a bucket or shrimps
No you won't
Yeah yeah
How big too much
You got the red sauce to go with it
You don't like crawfish
No I ain't a lot of fish
No you don't
A lobster is just a big
Prowfish are way
tastier than lobster
I got to eat something right now
I got a quiet right there
Well that's
Steer
Hey that's just a different way to cook them
And they're tender.
That's because you like steam lobsters.
And they're tender.
You don't.
I mean,
I don't know.
We can go to Sam's right now.
No,
no,
I'm serious.
I've ate lobster.
But you rip that tail out of a lobster and you cut it in half and throw it in that shell still on the grill with like some garlic and butter and you just baste it while it sits here and does this thing.
But.
Buddy.
Well, ever lobster I've ever eaten.
And most of them were in New York City.
Well, yeah
They're no good.
They're no good, they're tough.
They didn't come from sale.
The Bahamas was the same way, and hey, and we actually caught them.
Well, that's like eating steak at a pizza place.
Depends on the place.
Well, I ain't ever tried that.
You got to do as the Romas do.
You go to a pizza joint, you order a pizza.
You go to a steakhouse, you order steak.
What do you get at Red Lod?
You don't go to a fish place and order steak.
You order fish.
Because if you order a steak,
it's going to suck.
I think.
Was there a fish cooking?
My daughter cooked me a steak last night.
Oh, I cooked me up.
I cooked me and my woman,
a filet mignon last night.
You should have got some lobster to go with it.
Oh, I don't.
Surf and turf, baby.
Nothing like it.
But look, here's what I learned.
There's two types of lobster.
And guess what?
Shock all shot.
It was medium plus.
My filet mignon.
Well done.
Medium plus.
Light pink.
Medium plus is well done.
No, it's light pink in the middle.
No blood, but just light.
Some would call it medium-m-weld.
Oh, no.
That's medium-well.
Medium's got blood coming out of it when you cut it.
No, that's right.
A medium-plus don't have blood, but it's right.
There ain't no medium-plus.
Matter of fact, it shows.
There's.
Y'all won't ever get.
There's no medium-old.
I may just not like Lopjeet.
That's well done.
What?
Yo, hey, that's what.
Maybe you had...
That maybe one is just full down.
There's two types of lobster.
There's cold lobster and warm lobster at Sam's.
They're both frozen, but one's come from the Bahamas and one's comes from Canada.
Them spiny lobsters are good.
And I didn't know which one is that.
One's been on ice and maybe the other one have it.
So I bought the more expensive one because I figured that one taste back.
Was that the one?
That's the one from Maine.
That's Canada, right?
It was product to Canada.
Yeah.
Kanada.
Yeah, that's the Maine lobster.
No importance until the World Cup's over.
no emboard
that's a lie you ate that lobster
I hadn't eaten it yet
oh man I did buy Canadian lobster
god you bought the wrong one
well the Bahamas lobster's not American either
I'm not eating it that's for my dad
that was part of his
what do you get a man that's got everything
Lof and turf
something for him to cook
something for him to cook I hope I get invited
well hey what you do invite me
that way maybe I'll
it'll be good
if your dad's cooking.
We ain't inviting you up.
We only got four.
You're going to spit it out.
Yeah.
Well, if it ain't no good,
it's tough.
We ain't going to waste it.
If it's tough,
I will.
It ain't going to be tough.
It's lobster.
But see, you know what?
Everybody else told me?
Well, you got to get a young
lobster.
And then it'll be a
pretender.
Well, I said, well,
they must always serve
the old geyser, the old lobster.
I said,
No, they're one of them ever, right.
Lobster's like pizza, you can't mess it up.
You know what I like?
Didn't they used to feed like a convex lobster?
When Captain Dees gets to lobster fest.
Uh-oh, lobster fest.
I didn't know Captain Dees had a lobster fest.
What, they do fry it?
No, you get like that lobster roll.
If you want to ask somebody about Captain Days, you need to talk to Phillips.
I bet Phillips had that lobster, just a bunch of lobster and mayonnaise.
It's some bread.
Oh, it's good.
Hmm.
I had one at Disney World.
I didn't think I'd like it, but boy, was it tasty.
They say Cap D's has good hush puppies.
It's a great little seafood.
I don't know.
I know the warehouse has great hush puppies because I ate about two basket of them myself when I go there.
Every time you go in there, they bring you two baskets all around.
Oh, no, I know.
They're good.
And I ate both of them.
Oh, I wish I could eat them.
Boy, they're good.
Goblin, where are you been?
You've been out of town, eh?
I have been.
Oh, you know that fundraiser we went to in Wisconsin, Hunk for Life?
Yeah, the Hunt for Life Foundation.
I went to me and Paula went
He went to one of them
You did what?
Oh, you were an uncle
Me and Paula, she was
Uncle, uncle and aunt
They chose to do the girls
They're still the boys
Yeah, how was it?
It was awesome.
Was it?
It was really awesome.
It was in, uh, right out of Tarial River Ranch
And hi, and Matt Owens sent a hello to him
while he was in there.
And,
Colorado.
You know Matt lives in Colorado.
Oh.
Is demons here finally called up with him?
Hey, can I say.
No, I'm kidding.
I'm lost.
So Matt followed Mac.
You said Matt, right?
Mack Owens.
You said Mac.
Oh, well, I meant to say Mac Owens.
Johnny D.'s uncle.
Yeah.
Okay.
And his name is Mac Owen.
Yeah.
Just in case we're all wondering.
Okay.
I was just trying to figure out.
I was like, I didn't know Matt Owen's left here.
Okay.
Yeah, I said, and on the porch.
Oh, no, he's up there too.
My sentiment's still the same.
He's been up here.
He's been up our priest.
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Where were you?
You was going to tell.
Ariel River Ranch.
Terrial River Ranch.
Where'd you fly into?
Colorado Springs.
Oh, not Denver.
I was wondering if you want to.
No, because, well, they was, you know.
Get in that Denver area.
Which might have been easier because we had a lot of
counseling, but, you know, trying to get them keys.
Oh, we've got on horses.
And what?
Got one riding.
horses. Oh yeah.
Colin, you rode a horse?
Yeah, two days.
You rode a horse for two days?
No, two different days.
There's Paula and Courtney, and that's some of the kids up there.
But that's some of the thing.
We horse rode.
Oh, I should have one up there.
Were you?
Five fish.
We played this one girl on the way said she wanted to learn how to play softball.
She was 13.
So we went.
went to Shields and bought a Wufelball.
Oh, okay.
And we played Woffelball, I was a designated pitcher for both teams.
We had a great time.
It's good.
We had...
T.D.
Baby.
Yeah.
We had...
Shield now.
We had...
Shields.
A guy, he was from SEAL Team One.
I always had one of them, you know, because it's the camps for kids that's lost their fathers in combat
and first responders.
So we love on them for a week.
And he taught us how to use a compass to a map to show exactly where we was.
And we kind of used that and kind of done it with the Bible,
how you know your heading and your bearing needs to be Christ.
And your heading can get off some, but you need to come back,
different things like that.
And we'd have a Bible lesson in the evenings.
and it went really well, just loved on them.
They all kind of, they was all kind of to their self, you know,
but by Tuesday evening they was jumping and laughing and having a great time.
The thing that got me was, and nobody thinks about this, you know,
if you have a fallen dad or something, it's all about him, you know.
You never hear about mom or the kids, so,
On Thursday, we had an honor ceremony.
We lined up all the kids, and he showed us how to salute.
And he called out to rank.
We'd salute and where he served and what in his branch was,
and them girls looking across.
I was crying.
They was crying.
But we was honoring them and their mothers and their dad.
So that was cool, man.
Oh, it was awesome.
I was bawled about two or three days.
I tell you, them girls.
Sounds like a lot of fun.
It was a lot of fun, a lot of blessing.
Yeah, I've been living a lot, you know.
The only bad thing about that place was there wasn't no air to breathe, 8,500 feet.
Yeah, there's no air now.
I did walk.
Oh, you're talking about that Ph.D. weight loss.
I walked two miles every day with that seal.
He walked with me.
I tried to run, but now I couldn't take about four steps because.
Oh yeah, they ain't nothing up there.
Yeah, no, we're not designed.
I said, okay.
I said, if you don't mind, I'm just going to walk.
He said, hey, Bub, just long as we make him two miles.
That's all it counts.
I like that.
I like that encouragement.
You know how to go.
Hey, as long as you get there, don't matter how.
Oh, we had line dancing one night.
Now, how did you?
You weren't sucking wind line dancing?
Oh, look, oh, let me tell you the day.
This is the morning.
So we got up, me and him got up at 515, and we took off walk to two miles.
And we come back and met them.
And I forget what time.
Anyway, we met them at the camp.
And then you had, it was a bag and forth, bag and forth up this hill about 400 feet steep.
You was wore out and they had a brick platform up there.
And we done yoga for an hour.
So I done yoga every morning.
an hour.
Why.
Is there a video?
Let me tell you.
Can you downward dog?
Yes, sir.
I sure can.
I can plank.
Now, there's a few of them I couldn't do because I'm not as limber as I once was.
But I'm more limbered than I was.
Show us a downward dog.
Do you say, you think you had a bigger benefit there, Paula?
Oh, on that?
I did, because my gait's way longer.
I can take bigger strips now.
A swing them are.
Why do we not have pictures?
A swing on them are.
Why are we not?
You took your phone out to do one of the horses,
but didn't think to like, let me take a selfie doing yoga.
Have you ever tried yoga?
All of my hands.
No, I know better.
What do you mean you know?
Oh, look, I'm as flexible as a two by four.
But you think it's easy and then you.
I don't.
It's not.
You would have to untie me once we got to end of yoga.
They was playing.
What's that girl named Lauren Daigle?
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
This is how I fight my body.
I thought she was saying body because I was up there trying to stretch my
ball and say that's bottle.
That's how I was.
Battle.
Battle.
Yeah.
Oh, Lord.
I'm thinking, no, I'm fighting my body.
I can't even sit down with my legs crawl.
And then they look, then they done that they called it, you stack the firewood,
you put them legs on top of each other like that.
Now, that's out.
but they was doing that gal that was teaching it was doing that's why i was telling you you'd
tie me whenever you got done was yoga huh you had that's on time me once you's got
oh yeah get it down and stress and then boy i's muscle i got a question i got muscle sore i didn't
even know i had i said it i sit like that all the time if i ain't on a couch well i can do you really
if i if i am not like a toddler well i take that back yeah it's way more comfortable
This is comfortable?
Hey.
Huh?
Hey, that's good.
I can sit with my legs crossed.
My knees just don't touch the floor.
I don't think they're supposed to.
Is that a requirement?
Yeah.
What you're supposed to?
Time out.
He said, time out.
You got to look.
Ladies and gentlemen that are driving down the road,
Martin has entered the center of the room.
He's going down to sit.
I mean, this is how I sit if I ain't got no one.
That's how he sits if he's got nowhere else to sit.
Oh, I can do that.
Martin's knees no longer touch a finger.
Are your legs close?
Your legs close?
And let your knees touch the ground.
Move my what?
Maybe your feet out in the money.
Your knees.
Like this?
No, keep your legs crossed.
Martin, you almost ripped your pants there.
I touch your knees to the ground.
That's what I'm talking about, right there.
Uh-huh.
Yep.
Your knees are supposed to touch the ground.
How?
Flat.
But your feet are under them.
Well, get your feet.
out from under them.
So they can test the ground.
That's the way they were sitting.
And then,
now don't get up.
You got to stack that firewood.
You got to put your leg on top.
You're born.
All right.
All right.
Put your foot up by your knee.
Your left foot.
Put up by your right knee.
No, lay it on top.
No.
On top.
You moved your other one.
Now put your other one on top of that.
Oh, both feet on top.
Yeah, I can't do that.
Both feet on top.
No, no, no, no.
Both feet on top.
Yeah, there were them weird kids in school
that could sit like that.
Well, no, no.
You was doing it right.
Just put that left, right foot under your feet.
There you go.
I can't do that.
Well, that's exactly what I was doing on the floor.
I don't know what we're doing anymore.
I don't need it.
Well, that's, I wasn't as limbers.
I want to.
Whoa.
Hey, down, dog.
be there, didn't you?
He said, I saw all he wanted, huh?
Well, no, no.
I was, hey, careful, you got to have a little brown eye.
That's like Vietnamese.
Vietnamese can, okay.
They don't caught Vietnamese style.
Well, no, no.
Oh, it's Gangnam style.
Well, no, but hey, Vietnamese.
And sit down with their knees.
I guess it's a good thing dogs can't help.
With their butt against their heels.
Yeah, but look.
mountain.
And sit that way all day.
The right, the big mountain rain.
This is for the sun's coming up.
And right when our hour got done, the sun popped up over that mountain.
They had it time just right.
And then we laid down and prayed.
There you go.
For about 15.
If I do yoga, I'm going to lay down and pray too because I'm going to pray I can get back up.
Then we walk back down the hill.
to the frontier, that's where the cabins were.
And then we went to the eating place.
It was about 16 flights of stairs up.
And when you got up there, people tried to talk to you,
but I couldn't talk because I'd say,
give me a minute.
But time it was over with, I could talk, walk and talk up there.
Last time I was there, I had a little left.
I had like a Lysol can of oxygen.
Swimming pool.
Oh, you bought one of them.
Yeah.
Oh, no, I went through a bunch of.
I bet you did it was a great time I need a call old big eye and thank him for contributing to that that is a great great great cause it was a blessing I think I got more out of than the girls did that's awesome I might do yoga tonight
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Hey, I have something very serious to talk about. What's that? On top of the World Cup.
Sigh, I need your opinion on this.
A what?
I'm going to tell you.
There is a man named Harry Kane.
Harry Kane.
Harry Kane.
He's one of the greatest soccer players in the world.
He plays for England.
He'd have been named Harry.
Huh?
They'd have named him hurry.
They don't have those over there.
Is really Harry Kane?
His name is really Harry Kane.
Okay.
Here's Harry Kane situation.
It should have been.
Sugar King.
Harry Kane on June 23rd is going up against Ghana.
Ghana versus England.
England. Well, Nana Kwaku Bansam is a witch doctor. Say that 10 times real fast. I don't even
know if it said it right the first time. There is a witch doctor from Ghana who is going to put a
hex on Harry Kane. What if it works? Oh, it ain't going to work. Well, what's the heck? What's
the hex going to be? I don't know. He doesn't want to injure him, but he is going to prevent him from winning,
and he's said he's done it before. Oh, really?
None of it before.
Yeah, that's what I'd say.
Them witch doctors creep me out.
Well, he can't hit the ball.
He can't kick the ball.
Do you think that a-
You know what I think Harry-
A witch doctor can put a curse on an athlete?
No.
No.
No.
I think he needs to just carry plastic Jesus in his pocket
and he'll be all right.
That's right.
A little bit of Jesus?
Yeah, take little Jesus.
I don't know what Harry Kane's association with religion is,
but it could be.
He better figure out out.
when the African witch doctor
Well, you asked a good question
Do we believe in it?
Yeah, can
The guy can do it.
In curses?
Huh.
Oh, which doctor?
I'm out on that.
Hmm.
Mm.
Mm.
You don't believe?
Huh?
You don't believe?
No.
Why not?
What are you based your non-belief on?
On witch doctors?
Yeah.
I really have to go down this road with you, huh?
They really do.
Well, I'm just saying.
Do you believe in ghosts?
No, no, because, hey, to bring this up today, today,
you believe there are UFOs.
And are there really aliens that our government has said that they have bodies of aliens?
We've already went down this, row.
What do we end up saying?
Do we believe or not?
I said, I don't know that we're the only planet Earth out there.
I'm not going to limit God's power.
No.
I'm not going to limit.
That's where my life.
I'm not going to limit his design on being just us.
Well, no, no, because that's where my wife threw me a wrench in the machinery.
She said, no, Jesus created all this, and he created a man.
Yeah.
And there is no more.
He wants curse Ronaldo.
No.
So my wife said, okay.
Well, how'd that work out?
Pretty good.
Because of who Jesus is and what he's done, no, there are no aliens, another species.
of whatever you want to call it.
Man is it.
Yeah.
I mean,
I can get behind that.
So I've never thought about that before.
You know?
And which is a good point.
What?
Well,
a lot of people,
a lot of people believe in,
okay,
like the wish doctor.
Yeah.
I ain't trying to cross it.
A lot of people do.
I'm just not putting that much of my faith
into another human.
Well, no, that's me.
So that's my problem.
There's only one person that was human that I'm going to put that much faith in to.
And that's Jesus.
I'm kind of like you.
But stay away from me, sir.
Can he put a spell on it?
Not really.
Okay, so you think Harry Kane's safe?
Yeah.
Especially if he does what Martin said.
Harry Jesus.
Put Jesus in the pocket, well, you and hey, don't worry about it.
Well, let's say it the way on that.
Do you believe in ghost?
don't spirits have to flee at the sound of your name there's got to be i would change the term
from ghost to i don't believe in ghosts but i do believe in spirits yeah the holy spirit
being one yeah being one yeah being the main one yeah being the main one that's right
well it's brought up in luke 24 what does it say verse 36 through 39 this is when
Jesus was done got hung on the cross and all his running buddies run up in that upper room
and he just appeared in the room he said while they were still talking about this
Jesus and himself stood among them and said to them peace be with you
they were startled and frightened thinking they saw a ghost
he said to them why are you troubled and why did doubts rise in your minds look at my hands
and my feet it is I myself
touch me and see a ghost does not have flesh and bone as you see i have that's a pretty cool
it is but so he let him touch him so we're not going to be something to keep it on the cloud up
playing a heart that's what i used to think would be have little wings sitting on the cloud playing a
heart i'm going to be me you going to be you no yeah well no our bodies are going to be changed but not
change, all of the difference will be, we will change from what we have now and it will be glorified.
Yeah.
Change, but not exactly.
Which I don't even know what to tell you what that means.
Well, what it means is they were scared because they recognized with him because he was, he was, they knew what he was.
Hold on.
Who he was.
No.
He was him.
Just changed.
That's pretty cool.
There you go.
I love it.
I'm way more in on that that I am on which Dr.
curses.
Well,
there's so many,
there's so many verses in the Bible that are like that.
Mm-hmm.
Well,
that's like Sunday was Kelly.
You know,
people always say,
well,
I don't know if I'm going to,
I'm going to make it to heaven.
Well,
wait a minute.
Did you read what he said?
Jesus has told you.
You can know
that you're in going.
Well, heaven is guaranteed to you.
Yeah, you can know it.
You can know it.
That's like I always tell most people,
most people don't know the average Christian
what power he has at his disposal.
We can't accept it.
Well, our belief system is not strong enough.
It really isn't.
Our mind cannot comprehend what God,
has made available
to someone like me.
Number one, I'll give you one of them,
which I have seen this work.
That's prayer.
Prayer is very powerful.
Most people don't realize,
you know, when you walk in the throne room
of God himself, Almighty,
and you mention someone's name
to the Creator,
you don't realize what you just done.
I know it.
You really don't because our,
the only thing I say is our mind cannot comprehend
what God has put at our disposal.
We don't believe in our safe.
Because when Jesus said, hey, if you say
move to this mountain or fall in the ocean,
but we don't believe it.
We don't believe it enough.
If you believe it enough, it would happen.
Oh, I can't do that.
Yeah.
But I can't do that.
Is that where you're going with the three-mile slingshot through?
No.
If you believe it.
If you believe it enough.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I ain't crow on that because I finally measured what a mile is.
I think I'd throw it a mile.
On a good day, I can throw it a mile.
You thought he was coming to some epiphany, huh?
Yeah, I was like, I told you how far a mile is.
Well, no, no, but you forget when you, you know.
You still think you can throw rock to Chick-fil-A?
I think I can throw it a mile on a good day with a good rock to Chick-fil-A.
I can make it a mile.
Walk out that door.
Walk out that door swinging and you'll hear it.
Not the first Chick-fil-A, the second Chick-fil-A.
You make it to the first one.
I'm telling the whole world about it.
You ain't got to make it to the second one.
I'll take the first.
I'll tell you right now, you make it to the Waffle House.
I'm in.
And not the first one.
The second way.
Either one.
Either one.
Hey, I actually think I can throw one a mile on a good day.
If he makes it to Grange,
I know I'd throw it a half a mile
I'm gonna be stunned he makes it to
buy you butts and boons
I was about to say if he makes it
to where the snow cone stand used to be
I'll flip a lid
yeah yeah
I'm serious
what you mean from behind
the thing right over there
to the road
from the back
to the road
I'll be stunned
from here to Thomas Road
hey if my arm
like in the back of the day
when I was younger
I'm not
my arm was
Not to sling to the road.
The whole time you were bringing up Harry Kane,
I thought you were going,
I thought you were bringing up something different.
What did you think I was bringing up?
The Brandon Marshall deal.
Have you seen that with his son over the weekend?
Brandon Marshall, the receiver?
Uh-huh.
What'd he do?
Well, hey.
You, of all people, ain't seen them?
No, but in his defense,
they, all they are is a magician.
Oh, the witch doctor?
A witch doctor?
All he is, his hands are quicker than that.
Illusion.
Yeah, it's illusion.
An illusion, Michael.
And he can convince you that, oh, I can control you.
Well, that's what you're trying to do.
Brandon Marshall is under fire.
No, I said I had a little crow.
No, I just, when you said we have a situation,
I thought you may have seen him get in trouble for discipline in his son
and what he made him do at midnight.
2 a.m.
Yeah.
Brandon Marshall's kids might be on our World Cup team one day,
just like Antonio Freeman.
So I'm glad he's running.
Yeah, you got him running.
Now, what do you think about this?
I'm reading it just now.
The punishment my man chose for his child was to go run.
Run?
You think that's a fit punishment?
What did he do?
He hadn't said that.
Oh, just said?
Yeah, I mean, I guess that's...
Well, here's...
If the kid was sold to go to bed and he...
didn't.
Well, no, I'll get to run three miles.
Oh, and you want to stay up?
Here we go.
I'll give you a chance.
I liked all the people in the comments on social media, like, I would have gladly ran over
the beatings I took.
Hey, punish my daughter.
She did stuff that I didn't approve.
All I had to do was threaten to take her books away.
Take her books?
Take her books.
Oh, that was Joe Hiner.
Don't take it.
I'm sure.
Hey, she would say, hey, just do anything with me, whatever.
but don't take it with a book.
Well, here post Father's Day.
What did they get you for Father's Day?
Oh.
That kid ain't running very hard.
They got me a recliner that said Best Knapper on it.
I feel.
And then they had the cars were,
they had an old, old, oh, oh, pickup truck and said,
you're a classic.
You're a classic.
There you go.
I'll concur with that.
So it was pretty good.
And I enjoy it.
Lottie picked out my card.
She did not understand the innuendo of the bass fish that was on it.
But Allison thought it was where he is.
Oh, there you go.
Because there was a lot of thought went into the old cook.
Gone there in the classic part.
Oh, God, yeah.
It was pretty cool.
Yep.
The, uh, yeah.
No, I think what got him is he was just riding in his truck next to him, what video.
He wasn't running fast enough to get out and run with.
And he got on him.
He's like, pick up the pace.
Pick up to pace.
Pick up to pace.
That was Coach Bristow's punishment in high school.
Man, you know how much I...
Did you ever have to do a lap full of lunges because other kids didn't flush the toilet?
Oh, yeah, we walked a whole track doing lunges football team.
I mean, I'm like...
You had to pick your foot up and act like you were flushing a toilet.
And every time you went down to do a lunch, Coach Bristow made you yell,
whoosh, whoosh, whoosh.
That way you would never forget to plush the toilet.
You never forget the toilet.
Hey, I remember from high school playing sports and everything,
Running and bear crawls were very good tools to adjust expectations.
Physical pain is a heck of a motivator.
That's what I'm talking about.
So like I got no issue with him making a boy run.
Like, hey, go ahead, man.
I don't know why everybody.
Well, that's a two-fold thing.
You learn something and it's also very good for you.
What'd you do in the Army?
Oh.
What did you do in the Army when you, when, when you're
When he broke an order, either pushups or rowing, huh?
How many pushups do you think you can do right now?
Now, I'd be lucky if I got 10.
But you can throw a rock amount?
On a good day.
I got that.
I forgot the slang shot.
Get this.
It's graduation date.
Okay.
I'm in dress greens.
My dressed uniform.
And Oliver gets in my face, puts his nose on my nose on my nose,
and it's calling me all kind of names.
and I bust out laughing.
Well, he said drop.
Well, I just stepped back.
I said, you got to be kidding.
I'm going to dress green.
Nope.
He wasn't joking, was it?
He said, are you going to get down or am I going to have put you down?
That's when I would have got down.
Well, I did.
You know how many push-ups I done before he wiped the grin off my face?
5754.
No, 350.
And I mean, hey, I ain't talking about, I ain't talking about it.
The military style.
Hey, well, I mean, you're going off.
all the way the ground and all the way up.
I'm a little heavier than you,
but I ain't never done no 350.
But he finally did when I jumped back up
after that 350.
I'd have to try it real hard to be 350 in my life.
I didn't smile.
Total push-ups?
We just didn't do them.
I don't even know how many.
That's the greatest shape I've ever been in.
In high school, we didn't do them.
We just didn't do push-ups.
You got to think about it.
I'm trying to think of how long it would take me
to do 350 push-ups.
and I think it's a calendar, not a timer.
You got to think about this.
I could probably get done in 24 hours.
We run four miles.
It's a lot of push-up.
That's a lot of.
Eight ten at a time.
Come back to the mess hall.
Got a ladder with a hundred rungs.
Ten minutes.
Ten minutes.
We just got there running four miles.
Got a ladder with a hundred rungs.
You got to do over the hung of rung ladder to go eat.
You can't make it, you don't eat.
Yeah, I didn't see what the big deal with.
That was the best shape I've ever been in.
Every world was in a tissy about him making his son run.
So I was like, my dad beat that one when I was like, right before I was a senior, I went and snuck off to go on a date with a girl.
That's good.
You pulled one of us does.
Yeah.
Well, thank God it was that.
So as punishment, my dad made me do firewood all summer.
And when I finished all the firewood, I went to the neighbor's house and did his firewood all summer long.
Just splitting wood.
Just splitting wood from like.
With an axe?
with a hydraulic press and an X.
Oh, my.
No, but it was both.
You four things.
No, but you got to use a log splitter.
You had to roll.
This is so bad.
Oh, you had to, you had to take on my.
I said both.
All you had to do is make sure the log splitter didn't run out of gas.
How's it?
Or hydraulic.
I did both.
If you had to do it with a lags.
Yeah, you'd be like Jace.
Yeah.
That is a good workout.
That's a workout.
work out.
You'd have been out of the
firewood?
Oh yeah.
It sucks.
You should have lied,
Hunter.
You ever listen to
tell a story?
You put them like this.
Yeah.
And then you used
the stang splitter.
Oh,
yeah.
With a flat jammer.
Yeah.
To get it to fit on the splitter.
And then I would have...
Next time you tell the
hey,
for neighbors outside
use nothing but in acts.
The splitter used to be,
hey,
a 10 pound fledgehammer
with a splitter.
Yeah,
I used that too.
Yeah.
I used that too.
I used both.
You should have left out the hydraulic part, honor.
We're trying to teach you how to tell a story.
None of us would have known.
We weren't there.
What do you think he made his whole living off of?
Details matter.
95% truthful.
Details matter.
He led with hydraulic press.
Oh, hydraulic press.
That's like when Phil got run over with a wagon.
The question was,
That when he fell off of it?
Oh, no, no.
No, he's in the sand out in front of the old log cabin.
Jimmy Frank has got a load,
and here's where the question is.
It's like Jesus's resurrection.
Was it loaded with pine straw or was it loaded with wood
that he had sold and split?
And there's always a big discussion about the two.
I said it was loaded with wood.
Do you generally go for the German?
The stand pile playing field is,
Jimmy Frank tells him to get out of the way.
He's got Dan hooked to the wagon full of wood.
The butler?
No, the mute.
His older brother.
He wouldn't move.
So, hey, Jim Frank just said, get up, Dan.
And, hey, the wagon wheel runs right over his stomach.
No, it was wood.
And until he died, he could push his stomach out
and look like a woman that was nine points.
Nine months pregnant.
Oh, Phil?
Yeah.
You never showed me that trick.
A lot of the other people said it was pine straw.
I think it was feathers.
No, it was wood, split wood.
Was it hydraulically pressed or was it?
Oh, no, no, this was done with a sledgehammer and a splitter.
That's awesome.
A wedge, a steel wedge.
I remember one time I got all fired up and said,
I ain't going to use that log splitter.
log splitter right there.
I busted me about six logs
and I said, you know,
I think I'm going to use the logs.
I think I'm going to use that.
It's a fun little thing.
Oh, my papaw even made one.
Wood's a good time.
My papal made one with like a boat winch on it
with two big tongs.
So you could go and push them tongs into that log
and then you just crank that winch up
and get it up there to the hydraulic.
You get it to the hydraulic and then you let the hydraulic split it.
But you didn't even have to pick up
the log by yourself.
Now in fairness, I think it would have been easier picking up the log and working that boat
winch under pressure.
But, you know, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
You know, a boat winch ain't got, you ain't getting, you don't take up a lot when you
have a bit of crank.
It ain't a big.
It's a lot more cranking that there is.
Yeah.
But he was so proud of himself and buddy, we used it.
I'll be.
Yeah.
Them tongs wait as much as the logs did that he had on.
That's why farm boys were always.
strong.
Oh yeah,
country strong.
Country boys.
Oh.
Did you say farm boys?
Yeah.
I thought you said foreign boys.
No, farm.
Farm.
I think this is over.
Look, no.
I said, shatter down.
It's time to shut her down.
And I think it is clear that we all kind of have the World Cup fever in here,
including dear Uncle Si.
But, Sai, have you seen this picture right here?
Yeah, that's good.
The entire United States, team, staff, all their
trainers and everybody gathered up after the game and one of our backup players is named mark mackenzie
strong believer he gets in the middle of all of them and praise to the good lord and when i tell you like
if you see it they're all there goosebumps all the things and this guy's on social media and stuff
and he's just pointing people to jesus which is really cool that he's using this moment where the
whole world's looking at this team and he's pointing everybody to jesus so if you're
If you haven't seen him, Mark McKenzie, look him up.
And you were mentioning prayer earlier, so it's an easy Bible verse for me.
It's the one I think about every time I hear prayer is in James 5, the end of verse 16.
The prayer of a righteous person is powerful and effective.
Amen.
You don't see many prayer photos with a big Mickey ultrasound in the back of them.
That's another truth that's in the Bible.
I like that.
Now we've got to watch the game Thursday.
Hey, Mark might play Thursday.
I hope he does.
I hope he scores a goal.
And then I hope he...
He got a little non-to-nom in him.
He brings the fire when he preach.
Hey, you may want to...
You may want to send Harry Kane his way.
Yeah.
I'll help him out a little bit.
I'm rooting for Ghana.
We threw all that tea in the harbor for a reason.
He's got the right man on his side.
Amen, buddy.
We'll see y'all next.
I'm right here in the duck call.
I can.
