Duck Call Room - Godwin's SECRET to a Long, Successful Marriage 💅

Episode Date: January 26, 2023

Godwin spills his secret to a long and happy marriage with Paula: joining her when she gets her pedicures! "Do what your woman wants all summer and she'll leave you alone in the winter!" The boys can't believe it, but they have SO many questions. Uncle Si is so fascinated by this that he tries to convince Martin and John-David to all go with Godwin next time and hey, go the extra mile by getting their nails painted too! Plus, how does Si know all the late-night commercials if he fast-forwards through them (allegedly)? Then Martin answers what it means to hunt with other hunting legends who are technically the competition — like Jim Ronquest — and when you work with a family member, how do you quit the job without seeming rude?  -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When you think about that, we can't see. That's pretty smart. Oh, they're smart. Go to a deer feeder and pick up corn. But they're not allowed to, just a deer feeder. I don't know why they ate at the bag. Clearly said deer corn.

Yep. That's right. Not corn. It don't make sense to me. Why do people put deer corn on it? Why does it not just say corn? I don't know. This deer corn, guaranteed not to be eaten by hog, squirrels, birds, anything else.

That's right. That's raccoon corn, if you ask me. You put this out, deer will eat right here. That's what I don't understand. Hey, look, marketing. I was looking at that feeder yesterday. Mm-hmm. But I did get a pitcher.

Gluten free? Of this dough with their nose stuck up in there by that spinner. Mm-hmm. All my spinners are bent down. See you in their wedge and it open. They hungry, man. It's a buffet. It's a buffet.

It's a one time. Imagine what you used to do before you got diagnosed with a deer. You wouldn't go stick your nose in that refrigerator? Well, heck yeah. How about to say, how you get to the bottom of the ice cream cup? Now, you just got to get in there. One bite and a bite. Well, she taught this little old buck out of it, too.

She's a bad influence. My favorite ones are the raccoon, because you can tell one of them slicker than the rest. He'd get up there, he'll spin it for everybody. No, I fixed that. I put Vaseline on the leg. Does that work? They couldn't climb it. Did you get to watch that?

Huh? Can't climb it? Did you get to watch that? The what? Did you get to watch the raccoons? Oh, I got pictures of them. I'd pay good money to watch raccoons trying. They was trying to climb a greased up pole.

I think that'd just be funny. I'd pay good money to watch gobb and try to climb a greased up pole. People pay good money to watch people try to get like a hundred dollars off a greased pole. Yeah, he gave me my 20% and I'll climb a pole. Oh, greased? What? I bet. Hey, right now at the stage he's out,

I bet you put a Christmas street cake on top of that pole. God will get there. He gets there somewhere. How much you want to bet, look at it. I'll shoot it down. I was about saying, weapons. Just start, let's start a 18 cake. I've seen his truck.

He'd just pull the whole pole straight to the ground. Just gone, gonzo. Well, we're back. Welcome. I don't know how we got started. Oh, we got started. Oh, yeah, we got started on that stinking deer corn. Deer corn.

Deer corn. Well, I killed two ducks. this morning it were full of corn. I don't know where in the world they got it, but. I got it from the corn feeder. They didn't get it from me. Right. I was just like,

I didn't read the bag that said deer corn. What if you do that? What if you have one that you shot and the game war going up? He's got corn this crop. Can they stick you? No. He'd have to say where you hunted. Well, I'm just saying.

Yeah, I was scared to death. I'd get a ticket. Yeah. I really was. I was like, even though we didn't put out any corn, There is no corn on our property. There's some weird law about zone of influence and all of that when people start baiting fields.

But, you know, I mean, ducks feed up to 50 miles away. So like, here's what I'll tell you. Them two ducks had been eating wherever they wanted to. And all I heard was this. And I look up and I'm like, huh. And I went, kak, kak, kak, kak. And they turned and they lit in a decoys that fast. And then they got killed.

I shot them both in one shot sitting in a deco. There you go. This is a good morning. Efficiency. 28 gauge, one shot, two kills. 28 gauge. Call it good. There you go.

I got a new one, son. Oh. You ain't seen my new toy. I just got it. Oh. You like it? Oh, I love it. You can shoot a 3-inch shell out of a 28 gauge now.

Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty good. But, no, when I looked at it, because I saw them when they were coming in, I said, boy, them's ugly right there. Their necks were so. swole out to here. Like, just way out.

And you can see it, you know, if your duck has much, we can, you tell when the duck's full of food. Oh, yeah. I'm looking. I'm like, man, them's so good. Got this. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, and he wants to go one, find one place.

Yeah. He needs to sit and take a big gulf of water because I'm full up. And he sat and he took a big gulp of tungsten. And that was all that. But when I walked over, I was like, yeah, I grabbed him right there. And I was like, yeah, I'm a acre. That ain't rice. I was like, has he been eating little red oak acres,

a little small water oak or willowke or something? So, you know, me inquiring minds, I went, Ooh. That's the yellow gold. I said, ooh. And then I felt his girlfriend, and she had it too. So I said, well, they've been together until death do us part. Yeah, that's what Eve did.

Yeah. Led, Adam astray. There you go. I think she was fine on the food. The water's what got her on this. one. The water and wanting to be with friends.

That was a bad deal for her. But, no, so there you go. It's the end of duck season. We got, what, about five more days left? That's it. Not many. It's almost done with. Not many.

And then it's like the saddest time of year because generally February is so cold and so wet. You can't fish. You can't do nothing. You just sit inside. Football season's over. It ain't March, so you can't watch basketball.

Really? ain't a whole lot going on except for Valentine's Day. And if you go to the duck hole, then it looks like you've got the hottest hole in the world. There you go. Because there's thousands.

Like them from everywhere. Si, you reckon I should get Britney a pair of them glasses for Valentine's Day? I don't know. I think she would like them. Do you?

Yeah. How do I look in them? Everything up here is more brighter. More brighter. That'd be bad if I take my hat on. It's good and clear. It's good and clear. Good and clear.

And if you got a food It's not really green. With these, when you look at it, it turns real green. Instant fertilizer. He's got a sunny pair of glasses there. He looks through the whole life. What'd you do this weekend, old man? Anything.

Lay it around and rested. Rested, he said. What did you watch on TV? Westerns. The new channel. Well, that's a given. There's a new channel? Yeah, grit.

They've been around now. Not new, maybe new to you. Well, it was new to me because my wife has been slashing all the TV. Oh, he ain't going nowhere for a month now. Oh, no. He got to watch everything. It's just continuous westerned and, you know, you fast forward them through the commercials. Yeah, so now.

And these are old and to tell you what year they was made. Because I watched one other night, Willie Nelson, Barbosa. Willie Nelson? Yeah. It was a good one. Yeah, yeah. You fast forward through the commercial? Yeah.

I thought that was your favorite. How do you know them all then? I'm just saying, well, hey. What are you going to spend all your fortune on if you're not watching commercials? How do you ever find those glasses? No more box. He fast forward. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I fast forward to them. Now that I can say, don't take just a glimpse. You got any of them steak knives? Not yet. But, Si, now that he's fast-forward into commercials, is really going to be rich. We thought he had money before. And he was blowing it on stuff like Battlevision. So is it true?

Like, you can still retain the commercials as you fast forward to them? Do you know what commercials just went by? Probably so. Yeah. I've watched so much, yeah. I would imagine the grit advertising is probably a very distinct. Well, it's probably, yeah, yeah. Imagine there's a lot of Medicare Part B plans being talking.

They know their audience. They know their audience for sure on grit. Yeah, parts A, B, C, and D. They're selling gun holsters and Medicare. And Silver Eagles. Yeah. Because it's a good investment, man. I love marketing people.

They make me giggle. Oh, Gawlin, what about you? Oh, you went deer hunting last time. Went deer hunting, yeah. Miss Paula didn't strike? no we've been close so many times hey Paula's becoming a star

Paula got him yeah no she's always she's always been a star oh no yeah but I'm not yeah but I'm sitting on a deer stand she's she's rapping now songs

oh yeah that's old buddy Clark oh sending that stuff I was like Paula get to rapping I ain't ever seen that but I'm interested they got that app

they got that app that makes your pictures move she's a good She's a good lip singer. Can't touch this. That's that. She's got hammered down. I know that song.

You ain't ever told her that. Uh-oh. Ever. I know better than that. No, not, never. Unless it was your feet. Yeah. Don't touch him.

God was ticklish. You don't like your feet to be touched? He tickled. I'm ticklish. On my feet. Are you not? Well, I don't got better. I don't got better.

better at it. How do you know that you've gotten better? Because she took me to one of them people works on your feet. Where they do them, they paint them your fingernails. You went and got your toenails painted? No. He just got a pedicure. Is that what it's called?

You got your feet washed and scrubbed. They put you in it. You soak in the water. And then they come in. And then they take this. Oh, man, it looks like a cheese grater. Yeah, Brittany did that to herself yesterday. With a cheese grater?

Uh-huh. then she'd come hopping in there because she doesn't got a little too close that big toe took a little meat off of the side. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Yeah, I mean, that's... Yep.

Uh-oh. You could blood trailer walking through the house. I said, that gum, I found deer with less blood, no. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So you just got the bottom of your feet shaved off other day? Oh, they do all kind of stuff. They clip your toenails.

I was wondering what that... And they wash your feet. Is that the one where they got, like, fish in the water? Like clean your feet and... I ain't never seen no feet. Yeah, nibble on dead skin cells. I ain't never seen them. Did you give them a tip?

I don't know, Paula paid for all that. It looks like a wood file. I would hope that whoever got guy on's feet got tipped. Well, he don't ever wear shoes. Well, he's got pretty feet, though. I do. Just ask me, I'll tell you. Pretty feet guy was.

They look like his tabletop. Yeah. They're flat. It's pretty neat. Paula, she's so excited that I go with her, you know. Is she? That's a tip, boys. Do what your woman wants all summer.

She'll leave you alone in the winter. So Godwin goes and gets pedicures. Yeah. I like it. Can I go with you next time? Sure, come on. They'll make fun of you like to go ahead. I would feel like a horse that's going to the...

Oh, yeah, you'll feel like one. No, no, I'm serious. What's the guy that does horse? This is something I did. The horseshoe maker? Hey, time out. What? Let's take a break.

I got a feeling wherever we're going because Godwin said, now here's what I did. I need to know more. So we'll be back right out. Pedicures with the duck call ring. All right. Look, springtime is here. It's warming up.

You know what that means? That means more outside cooking. And y'all know. We love to eat beef around here. And that's what because of our friends over at Triedales beef makes such a good product, ain't it good it's so good it's our friend sall robinson would say buy on the grill look before we got tritels getting ready for a cookout man somebody had to run the grocery store do all the things grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day

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That's trybeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. I don't think my wife gets bad a cure. So Godwin, what did you do? You left us with, here's what I did. Well, so I finished what you say. What was you saying about? I'm trying, what is the farrier? Is that what's called a guy that does horses?

Yep. Mm-hmm. Take care of horses. Horses. hoofs and put shoes on them. Yeah. Because he's always following them and then tacking them and all that kind of stuff, y'all.

I'd feel like an animal. A fair year. Well, the first time I went, I kind of, I was looking at all this stuff like, because they got their little deal and they unroll it, and they got all kind of sharp toes. Oh, no, no, no, no, yeah. And you're thinking, this ain't going to be good.

Yeah. And they got these, these, uh, look like wire pliers where you cut, and they go down by side cutters? Yeah. But look. They said water plers. They go down beside, they don't go across like your toe.

They don't go across your toe. They go this way. And you're thinking, that's fixing the hurt. Wait a minute. But you never feel it. I don't, they put some kind of, they got this squeeze bottle of stuff, and they squeeze it on your toe,

and they rub it in a minute. I don't know if it did, and she... I'll say, it sounded like they're numbing your... It sounds like you're numbing their toes, your toe. It looks like it ought to hurt, but it don't. Well, that's spirit, you're just sitting there. The first time she done it, she clipped off her, and she showed it to me like she got a trophy or something.

She said, you're told her now? No. And then she kept on rubbing my feet, and then they had this kind of scrub lotion they put on, and they scrubbed the ankle. and your feet and all this. It's pretty good to them. I think I'll pass.

I think I'll pass on that. Look, then she took that the first time, then she took out the cheese grater. No, no. And I said, this is show enough going to hurt. That's the thing that scare me because when I watch the lady. You don't fail it. She does this, and there's eight pounds of meat on it.

No, no, that's why I'm saying. It's a good way to lose weight, Godwin. No, no. That's why I'm saying. The one I was watching, it looked like a king-thake-in-name. Yeah. It gets wood, shaves wood. She had something like that, grab the lady's foot, put it in her on her knee,

and then was just on the bottom of her feet. And, I mean, there was skin flying everywhere. That's that cheese grater. Yeah. Yeah. Now, I ain't going down. You're thinking she's bound to get down to the quick here in a minute. I'm out.

Nothing never happened. I've always wondered, is the quick of technical term, or is that just something my redneck say? I don't know. Do you know what I'm talking? Do you know what he's talking about? The quick is when you get down and the blood starts blood. Yeah, it hurts. Yeah.

It hurts. Yeah. So I don't know. I always wondered if that because you stop that quick. But let me tell you, when it happens. When she gets that thing on the bottom of your feet, and you ticklish? No. Yeah, you go to squirming.

Yeah, see, that's what Brittany said yesterday. She said, you ought to try this. I said, my feet, I'd kill somebody if. I'm a fix that. Well, when you tickles and you jerking, you're trying to jerk your foot away from her. She's like, no, you. You ain't going nowhere. I'd be like a mule.

You'd be there, and then you'd be flying. I bet you wouldn't. Oh, yeah, I bet I would, because I ain't going to be. I ain't going to do that. Here's what I know for certain. When it comes to strengthen legs, Godwin got you beat. And if she can't get it. If Gavin can't get his little stump away from her,

you ain't getting them little chicken legs away from her. I can guarantee you that. A woman that sits there and does that eight hours a day, one right after another, you ain't getting away from her. Number one, I won't have to because I ain't going to her. I'm telling you, once you get through the terror of doing it one time, you'll go back.

I kind of feel like we need to do a duck call. I'm going from the. I'm the spot. We go. Can I do it with my socks on? No. No. I...

No, hey, what I'll do and I'll give them a trick. I can see the title now. Uncle Sae gets a pedicure. No, no, no, no. It's a hit. I'm going to have a stand-in for me. No, you ain't. You see?

Oh, look, you already got safety glasses. He ain't going to get no shrapnel. He's going to need safety glasses. It's going to be like dumb and dumb. No, no. No, no. Because I'm going to let Phil go. Phil Robertson.

Phil Robertson. Yeah. Because, hey. Of all the things we can talk you and do. You got him to answer the phone. Quit while you're ahead. Oh, no, no. I want to see what they're going to do with the mud grips he's got called feet.

Yeah. Because he's got the worst-looking feet in this world. If we could get Phil Robertson to go get a pedicure. No, it ain't happening. First of all, we're going to have to. That would be fimbable and, hey, it would be, what, epic? First of all, we're going to have to call DeWalt. World class.

See, if they can send something. 20-volt rushless because... Kind of get a grinder. We're going to have to do something to soften it up. That water ain't enough. Hey, it all looks like it's going to hurt. But once it's over with the feet feel so good, you like... He's the only man I know that, hey, can go up a muddy hill and not slip.

He got cleats built in. Hey, he's got mud grips. Yeah, they ain't much of a cleat. They're more like a spike on the side. Oh, no, I'm telling him, he's got mud grips. If he walked up to you and kicked you with a side of his big toe, that you won't talk about hurts. Oh, that reminds me my aunt.

He always said he could get up a hill quirk on anybody. No, no, that reminds me of my aunt. She didn't kick you, but every time you ate a meal in her house, she's going to pinch the blood out of somebody at the table. Pinch them? Yeah. She would, her big toe and the next one to it. With her feet?

With her two toes. The big toe and the other one. Why has she got no shoes on at dinner? The woman didn't want to wear shoes Anybody. Hey, she's, you people, why?

No, no, no, this is a short-off country girl. Okay, she don't wear a shoes. What would she say about your glasses? Huh?

She'd like them. Yeah. Yeah. We're still on them. But she would. I can't nod. I'm sitting here staring at it. She would cut you

with them big toe, that big toe in that next toe. Are we really going to all go get I don't think they'll do it? I don't know that I can't. It's the first time that terrorizes you. I don't like people looking. Look, I'll be sitting there.

Do they have blindfolded? I mean, I think I'd be more in tune if I couldn't see what's going on. Now, you've got to watch what's going on. No, I can't. You're going to think, man, that's going to hurt. Because the reaction of me is going to be to kick. Now, again, I agree. Your leg's going to be stronger than mine, but my first reaction is going to be,

stop that right now. It's never going to get to that point, unless you tickles. I'm very ticklish on my feet. Very tickle. That's why God put them all the way down there. My left foot, that's why I put them six foot and four inches away from me. My left foot is more ticklish than my right foot. So does that mean your right brain if you're left foot?

No, I don't know. I don't know. Guy one's also learning about himself through this process. Yes, because I can stand it. I mean, it tickles, but I can stand it. But on that left one, that left one moves. Level one moves, y'all. And they laugh at you and they talk,

but they talk in their language, you can't understand them. So you don't know if they come about you or not. They are. They talk in toenail. Yeah. How's what they're talking? But they're laughing and giggling.

Yeah, I can't do it. Oh, yeah. I got super ugly toenails, though. I don't like looking at them. You won't when you leave her. I still would. That's right. They'll get rid of, they're like weird and small. I don't want people looking at my head.

Size over here just going to bat for him. He's like, no, I need a stand in. No. Oh, I ain't going. How about this? I'll do it if you do. He's scared. Hey, yeah, I'm scared.

Hey, look, you get an end-grown toenail. Don't go, doctor. Go there. Hey, look, you're talking about a cheese grater, okay? This boy eats a lot of cheese. Well, it's not sharp. Yeah, it is sharp. It's mild cheddar.

Hey. Anything that or? Probably put you a plate of lasagna down there. They just top it off for you. I'm telling you. Yeah, they'll top it off. Man, I was going to take a spaghetti tonight. You like the person at the Olive Garden, son.

Yeah, you want cheese or without? Well, I tell you do look down there and think. That come off my foot. I don't think I got a lot of excess skin on me. Oh, yeah, you do. You just don't know it. I think here's my one. And it gets worse as you get older.

my one thing with them. Look at there. Oh, yeah. That's a pretty foot. I'm going to have to be... I'm trying to lose weight, so... Oh, it would have to go first. Like, as soon as the place open.

No, we'll go... Because the fact, if I wait till like 2 o'clock and think of all the foot shrapnel that's been in there... Like, I can't... I mean, that's like being... That's like being a fourth in a hot tub. They got a little liner they put in there. I'm not talking about it in there. I'm talking about it in the plate.

Like, well, they put fish in a bucket and have them chew stuff off my feet. I'll do that. I never seen that. That one's the only one that interests me. No, but I bet you could offer it at the honeyhole in the Shiner tank. I'm going to get some Shiner's. Let's go sit in there and put your feet in the Shiner tank. See what happens.

I just invite them and let them do your feet over the Shiner's tank. Oh, my day they kill them. Well, let's think about what we do. And we'll take a break. We'll be back right after this. Gobbling, big type, gobbling, but see, it makes sense because I know one of Gobwin's best friends is Al, and Al been getting pedicures. Al read that part of the Bible where they's washing feet, and Al said, I need to get in on that.

Owl is the big pedicure guy? I didn't know he done that. Oh, yeah. Yes, Brittany has sent me pictures of Owl in the nail salon. By himself? No, Lisa's generally there. Generally, I ain't going by the cell. I just can't do it.

go by myself. Yeah, you're going. I'll go with you, though. A buddy system? Yeah. I like your reasoning. You're,

Paul likes going, you find something you can do with her and then I'm, I dig that. I just came to, it seems like torture. No, it ain't.

I know. I'm not saying that Oh, when she unrolls that tool bag, you're going to think torture. See, I need a,

I need one of them masks that you put on on a plane. You need one of them horse blinders. And I need one of them pillars and I just sit there and just think happy thoughts.

No, they got you of, A vibrating tire? A what? A vibrating tire? It's got all kind of knob. Oh, they're giving you a massage. So they surround you.

Oh, yeah. You're sitting there. I get it. I get it now. They surround you with all sorts of distractions to keep you from what's really going on. Which is like some criminal mind stuff on you feet. You know what? They definitely have in their bathroom, though, a bidet.

I ain't never been in there. He ain't never been in there. He's just having. I quit going. He's just going with the, The pedicure. He said you can touch my feet. Keep that hose thing away from me.

Yeah. Well, that was a wild ride. I just never know. Never. That's what you did this weekend? No. I need to go, look. How many times would you say you do this?

I'm just curious. Every other month or like... I don't know. Do you get any polish on your toes? No. Any clear? Oh, they asked you. Do they?

Yeah. I said, no, I don't want nothing on there. She said, what's some man do? I said, not this man. Not this man. We should get it together and then write out a message across our 20 toes. Well, you do have 10, don't you? Yeah.

Okay. I didn't know if you. That makes it work. Five on each side. Hey, why don't make them pretty? If you're going to do that, you might be like, go ahead and paint them too. Oh, they party when they leave. Party and now?

No. You got to go. Hey, if you're going to do it, go the full route. No. This coming from a man. and it said he ain't going. And I ain't. Listen at him.

But I will try to get you to go all the way. Yeah, see, that's a problem. Me and Si, if we'd have grown up together, I'd be dead and he'd be sitting there laughing. Yeah, because he'd be making you do it. Yeah, he'd say, now, you ought to try that. Okay. Go ahead and grab it. Yeah, watch you.

Yeah. Well, no, no. So what would it take for you to get a pedicure? Like, can we offer something? No. Like a certain amount of fans say, yeah. No, I better not go there. No.

I ain't going to say yes. Silas Merritt. You need to do it. No. Like if we get brought up the word. You go at one time as you'll go back. It's like Lays potato chips. In my mind, I'm seeing this woman that she's got as big as a, like a foul that they

was used on a horses. Oh, you just remember dumb and dumber. That's for the movie. Yeah, that ain't. There ain't no files involved. Si, if we get... I've seen they've got a file. They've turned their feet upside down.

And then they just like a wood shaver. And I mean, the dry, hey, the dry skin is just flying. I must be going to the good ones. Every time she goes that. Si, what? If we get 100,000 subscribers on YouTube, will you go? A hundred thousand. That's a stadium.

If we get 100,000. No. Why not? because y'all going to want to film it. Okay. No. Well, yeah, obviously. We ain't doing this.

We got to have something to talk about at your funeral. Okay. You can all say, you remember that time? You remember the day that I got a pedicure. So, okay, so not $100,000, $10,000. You'll go back if you do it. What time? 120,000.

Well, I want the works if I go. Well, I want you. You won't put some player on there, buddy. Done. We'll do it. What color you want them? Huh? Purple?

Hey, no, I think a lot. of women that have their fingernails got each one of them different colors and even got some fabulous designs on okay just if we're gonna do it we're gonna do it all the way done so we're going tomorrow i'm busy that's awful quick what about wins let me see what kind of animals could i have them put on my toenails well a giraffe animal oh it a no giraffe zebra black panther hey you couldn't get that on my toenail my toenail ain't the size of my a little finger. Oh, that big take care.

Right. What is happening right now? That sounds like we're going to get pedicures. And so I was getting old McDonald across his nails. That's right. And I'm going all the way, paint and all. Just to tell me when to show up. I ain't doing the paint.

I'm not. Wait a minute, hold it. I'm keeping my socks on. No, that's part of it. Everybody's got to go all the way. I've been doing this for two years. I don't care if you've been to be. doing it for 20 years. You've fixed

to get it all the way. Gobbin, I got, I'm in. I'll get everything I got painted. Look, here's what you'll do. If it means that mail. They'll bring them, they'll do what Dennis do. They'll bring in laughing guys to make it a good experience. Well, there are them that serve like wine and rosé and stuff. We can go

get half buzzed or something. I like a party. Let's have a laughing party. Now we're doing drugs. They have a show called laugh in. Does that make you laugh? Taking laughing gas? Yeah. They didn't make me laugh, made me sleep. Well, unless you're the Grinch.

I ain't never good. Now, the Grinch, hey, they could give it to the Grinch and kill him with it. He still wouldn't laugh. The Grinch, my heart grew four sizes that day. Yeah. Haven't you ever seen it? Cindy Lou got him. Cindy Lou, boy.

Are we really going to do this? Absolutely we're going to do. I need to look up reviews to this place. I got a lot of questions. I don't know. I don't care. I think most of them are being. We'll just go to Gobbin's place.

He's got a guy or is it a guy, girl? I ain't having no dude touchman. I ain't never been to the same place twice. Oh, whoa. Whoa. Now, see that concern. Whoa. I got a lot of questions now.

Now, this is kind of like your home field toy. You need a place you got confidence. We'd have to ask, ask, we'd have to ask Paula. You've never been to the same one twice and you've been going for two years? It's a very small town. Not out in Calhoun. That's just a joke, I said. No, I think I have.

You just go whatever's got availability? Whatever she goes, yeah, wherever she pulls in to, we go in. I trust her. Wow, that's like Russian roulette, man. I hate everything about this. Yeah, I need some consistency built into this model. This scares me. Oh, now you're going to back out.

I'm not going back out. I just said it makes me uncomfortable. I'm running out. Oh, there's one right beside the honeyhole. and you didn't even know it yeah no I did my mom goes oh sometimes

Big Jan goes there we'll go there my dad does it but my mom does Big Dave's out oh day you gotta go with us not well yeah right

yeah let me go ahead and answer it out yeah let me tell you how peer pressure works on David Owen yeah it don't he owns a tackle shop that's all you got to know

he's the one doing the pressuring oh no now Beth's sending me different places oh we got options we can paint it This one? What?

There's one that's got like rosé all day or something. I've seen the ad. Oh, I think this. Look. And I'm not a rosé drinker, but if somebody's tickling my feet, I may be. If you get the laughing gas, you will be. I'm going to need something. Between that and the complimentary Xanax, I hope they give you, will be all right.

You know, I don't. I'm seriously going to have to be blindfolded. If I see them break out a tool set and go towards my feet, I'm out. Oh, they got them a little tote bucket. Oh, no. That's like a mental hurdle. I'm not going to be able to jump. This place has six chairs, but I don't think Stone's coming with us.

No, he ain't got to worry about it. We can ask him out. Willie might go. Phillips probably already got a reservation. Phillips probably got a person that he goes to all the time. Yeah. I'll bring Brittany, get somebody watch the boys. That'd be fun.

I'll watch the boys. No. Uh-uh. Not a chance. I may have to take them. Talk about rough Giving a daggum Three-month-old

A manicure and a pedicure I wonder if they do I'm looking at his fingernail Yeah I was looking at my fingernail What color do I want? Well there's some redneck Gentleman on the Google reviews at this place He's wearing an NWO shirt

So New World Order Yeah I think we'd fit in here That's probably not That's probably not Where I want to go That's the tattoo part of you got up right there That is 100%

I'm gonna say that our Nelson Lines probably aren't overly boozy in Monroe, West Monroe, but I'd like to go to the most expensive. Oh. Hey, if you're going to do it, you might as well have the best. That's how I'd feel about tattoos for sure.

Like, I want this to cost a lot. Yeah. Otherwise, you end up with my kid's name on my chest. Yeah. All in different fonts. I was with you on the one, though, in Vegas. That one was expensive. Yeah, I was with you on that one.

Okay, the best reviewed one, glamorous. No, T.C. Where's this at? Is this all? I mean, there's 150,000 of these things in this town. Yeah, there's as many of them as there are donut shops and chicken places. They all have a common denominator. I'll let you determine what that is.

What? Huh? I don't know what we're doing. I don't know. Figured out during the break. We'll be back right up here. Wow. So we're going to get pedicures.

That's awesome. Yay! Allegedly. No, I'm in. I mean, but if I do it without Brittany, I'm in major trouble. I'm right with that. Mega trouble. I don't think that.

house and gets them. Really? I don't think so. I know Brittany does. Brittany likes getting it done. I try to make sure she gets done about every other week. Every other week? It's expensive.

What? It's a very good investment on your marriage, though. Trust me on that. God one's right on that one. I've just never gone with her. Most time I just send her. Hey, why don't you go get Chanel's done? Those guys come in, and they come in with a girlfriend, and they sit by the door.

I ain't going to do that. I got way better stuff If I'm going to take the time to go there You put me in that chair I ain't waiting That person behind the desk I always say look see what And they try to get them to come do it

I love Godwin's access It's so fantastic Guy was I just Real question You've had this done a lot of different places Is it A healthy mix of men and women That work on your feet

Or is it like Mostly women or men or? Yeah, I'd have, I've had both of them work on. Okay. I'm just curious. I don't know the dynamics of these places. It's just who's available.

I've just never been into any of that type of stuff. Like, I don't want to go get a massage either. I hear those are nice, but I don't want people touching me. I did it one time. A massage? A double wood, would Paula. Couples massage. Yeah, couple's massage.

I got a lot. He's on vacation. Down at Ramon's Island. It felt pretty good. What? Ramon. Belize. Oh, when you went down there.

Yeah. And Belize? Yeah. Were you a contestant on the bachelor? This lady literally had me moaning and yelling. You need to keep going. Okay. No, no, no.

I need you to clarify. Yeah, finish the story, bro. Yeah. Because look, look, she would put her elbow. Okay. Some muscle that was nodded up. Yeah. And then she would literally chase it all over my body.

Boy, that sounds nice. And what were you? No, no. Dave fish. It was yelling. Because it hurt. Oh, that, boys. No, no.

Oh. Oh. Oh. No, no. After I got through. Hey, I felt like I was about 25. I thought you were only 14 anyway. Well, he's matured.

He's trapped in his old body. He's matured the last couple years. How's that? Yeah, I don't know. That's pretty good. We got to do it. I guess we're doing it. Let's wait until after duck season.

Yeah, you don't want to get them all messed up. I hope they forget. I ain't going to forget. I mean, we only got to make it a week. Oh, man. Yeah, that way we can book the place, like reserve spot. Is it B-Y-O-B or can you buy it there? I have no idea.

Real question. Can it be like after six? No, it's got to be early in the morning. I'm not going after 25 people to have been through there. There's straddle. We're going first thing in the morning. Yeah, hopefully they've cleaned. Here's a better idea.

They're all clean. Hopefully they clean it. And then we like you tell me. I think I got a great idea. You never know anything's happening. I think I got one. Go ahead. What if we, how long does a pedicure take?

52 minutes? I don't know. What if we shoot a whole episode while getting a pedic. That's what I say. Yeah, take the headsets and everything. Hunter, look into it. We're going to have to mute me because I got a feeling And unlike Godwin whose mind over matter, I think when they get on my feet, I'm going to be,

I just don't want anybody to look at my feet. You can touch them. I don't want you to look at them. Your feet make and make a lot of money. Yeah. There's all kinds of them people out there. When they get through with them, you'll be a foot model. That's what I'm talking about.

I mean. By me. My models, he means private screenings on the Internet. You never know. I could be a shoe model. They may let you walk the red carpet. I have nice ankles. After doing your feet.

I just wonder. really hidden up under size neoprene shoes he'd been wearing for like seven years. Oh, I've got beautiful feet now. Do you? Yeah. No, no, I've got beautiful feet. I've had plenty of women tell me that. So they've known you well enough to look at your feet?

All right, well, I'm just saying. As one told you that in the last 20 years. Well, of course. Oh, my goodness. When is a woman seen your feet in 20 years? My wife. Oh. And she says, man, Tsai, your feet.

All right. Thumbs up. me and Brittany have a pretty strong rule. Don't ask either one of us to do nothing to each other's foot. Like, uh-uh. Oh, I got to get a flinter in there? No, get that yourself. Here, I'll hold the mirror, but that's where that stops.

I ain't touching it. Like, uh-uh. My wife makes me give her foot rubs all the time. Oh, absolutely not. But she also has to have socks on. She don't want me. And I'm cool with that. I got socks on foot rub, maybe, yeah.

Martin said, nope, no foot rubs. Hey, but that's, hey, that's both sides of our marriage. Like, I don't ask her to do mine. She all asked me. I did rub her feet when she was pregnant. So, because she was just like, can you please?

Or she's pregnant. Called her. Yeah, absolutely. She's carrying twins in there. I'm sure I would. From the weight. Did her feet grow?

I don't know. Rumor has it when you have a child, your feet grow like a size. Well, then I would suspect hers grew quite a bit because she had two children up in there. I don't know. This is what my wife says. But her feet are.

Just from the swelling? I don't know. They just get longer, wider. I don't know. Beats me. I can't speak to that. I haven't paid that close.

I ain't never had a key. I don't know. Don't get me. I don't know. It's just something my wife said. Yeah. All right. Polish, toes.

I'm in. Let's do it. Let's do it after Duxed. I'm going to show up. I'm going to be happy. He's in. Let's make it a Mardi Gras. Oh, that's a good theme.

That's the colors we can get. I'm good. I'm good. I get a Mardi Gras. Oh, we can have purple, yellow, green, gold. Oh. Oh, yeah. Laceet Leibon-Timsure-Lay, baby.

Yeah, let's roll. Let's do it. Like, Johnny D. is very uncomfortable. I'm so uncomfortable with the fact that not only they're going to, like one person for me looking at my feet I don't really like. And then we're all going to see it. They won't even. And then we're going to put it on the internet. And it's going to be like that episode of Duck Dynasty again.

They really didn't like people looking all at my feet. They weren't even like that. Well, that's just because back in, you couldn't see your feet. Now you can. That's true. I don't like the way they look. That's why I put cool shoes on. Once they got uncovered, you were like...

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There's only one. I shouldn't have responded to it. You really shouldn't have. Kenny, we're looking at you, son. It takes different strokes to rule the word. We understand. We understand you're from Tampa. it's a bad year, Brady, I mean,

he had a lot of things going against him. We're giving him what he wants. I'm not talking about him. But as far as people connected to us from Tampa, we're like over two, so it's not really surprising. That's only a joke that makes sense if you know our business.

Anyway, yeah. Ryan, okay. I'm going to try and pronounce Ryan's city name. Go ahead. City name? Pecatanika. That's pretty close. I mean, it sounds like it's right down the road from,

I don't really know. Or, yeah, Illinois. Pecatea, Illinois, Ryan. So he saw a TikTok, I don't know what that is, Martin Hunting with Jim Ronquess from R&T. Oh, yeah. Being part of Duck Commander and already getting to hunt with Phil and side in the gang. What was it like to share the blind with another hunting lesson,

a legend like Jim? And wouldn't that be, he said he thinks it's neat because he would be our competition. He still heard cut him. And call making and TV shows. But then y'all got together and still hunted together. See, here is the beauty. And I posted this on Instagram last night, a picture of me and Jimbo. Jimbo, well, now, what he doesn't know,

Jimbo now works for Drake, Drake Waterfowl, which is a clothing company. He doesn't work for R&T anymore. He still blows an R&T. But I looked over there at his Lanyard, and I saw Duck Commander Original Reacher on there, too. So careful. The devil is in the details, my name. Now, the Reacher is like one of the, probably the second or third call feel ever made

outside the wood. It was like one of his first forays into plastic. I mean, it's been around a long, long time. But here's the deal about duck hunting. So, yes, I hunted with Jimbo. Jimbo is a dear friend of mine who I met early on working at Duck Command. he would work the shows for R&T.

Me and Gobin would work the shows a lot of time for Duck Commander. We always ended up at the same places. But one thing that I knew about Jim was I had watched him growing up on DVD and stuff like that. And Jim Ronquist on a cut down duck call

is 97% mallard hen. He sounds just like a mallard hen. So I always, he aspired to sound like Jimbo on a duck call. Like, I mean, he is, he's fantastic. Like, it's unbelievable. So it was really cool for me meeting somebody that I looked up to in this game that we called duck hunting in the business world.

So it's really cool for me. I mean, I've known him for a while if this is the first time to get to share a tree. I don't view Jim as competition. I view Jim as a brother. Even when he worked at R&T, I viewed him as a brother. I hunt with Rod Haydale almost every year. Haydale's a game called.

on the business side are we competition absolutely on the human side we're brothers and sisters and i'm not worried about the business side the business side take care of itself the human side is what concerns me so as long as i can keep getting together with brothers and sisters look i've hunted with a ton of small call company makers that are competition but we're all after it for one thing we're all tied together with the same lanyard strings ain't that the true and at the end of the day as jimbo would say we're just a bunch of rednecks blowing on a duck whistle. It don't matter who we are.

Just a bunch of rednecks. That's all we're doing. We're just a bunch of rednecks blowing on a duck whistle. And a passion for anything is even more fun when you're sharing it with other people who are passionate about. Look, Jim has killed more mallard ducks than I'll probably ever kill. He lives in the best part of the world for killing mallard ducks. And that's fun.

And that's awesome. But we sat there about a tree. We didn't talk business. We didn't talk. We talked family. We talk friends. talked about how aggravating the mallards were that we were hunting we only killed 12 of them but you know i'm challenged anybody else with that little skill set to kill 12 of them things it was

tough it was rough um so with that being said and yes i get to hunt with feel i could tell it with say i could hunt with jason they're all great in their own regard like i mean we all but we all share the same thing we're all on the same team even though you can call us competitors or whatever you want to call us so i think that is transferable to a lot of places of life like yeah Jim where's a different color camo we do cool I don't care is he selling camouflage absolutely that mean people are looking at him and say I bet he he hunt yep I'm in see where different waiters yep she shoot a different gun yep different shell yep doesn't matter we're all on the same team and that is to teach

more y'all about it and show you how fun it is so long as we're doing our job the rest they would take care of itself but he is he's he does a three-note lick on a mallard call it is the only person or the only thing i've ever heard do that same lick is a mallard hand and it's just kak kak kak it's good it may it may i ain't got much hair left back there and up there but it may it may get stand up so there you go there you go yeah competition's a weird thing though because you want your competition to do good because that means more people are getting involved in what you sell yeah hey johnny d jacob whiler a great got huge Academy logo on the side of his truck, side of his boat. Keep fishing, sir. Would you go fishing with him?

100%. Okay, then. Yeah. It's the thing. Competition makes you better. Makes you better. And when the tides are high, all ships rise. And so... Amen. Yeah, do I compete with Academy? Sure, but do I want them getting kids out there fishing? I hope that if you got an Academy gift card in Monroe, Louisiana, you went and bought fishing stuff from them. Yeah, there's go. Then you can come buy stuff from me later. Because the marketplace for fishing and hunting is, we always say it's small, but it's actually really big.

And there's enough there for rich in tone, haydales, duck commander, Academy, Honeyhole, Bass Pro, Toledo Tackle, we can all eat. You name it. Now, one of my really good buddies that I grew up in the business with, Adam Davis,

he started as the buyer at Max Prairie Williams, moved to the buyer at Bass Pro Shops. He now runs Buck Gardner game costs. I consider Adam a very good, friend of mine he is instead of now being my customer he's now a direct competitor we still talking a very good friend very good like it's it that's just the way this thing goes I mean I could I draw a line in the sand with all these people absolutely I could but how miserable would that be yeah like you know I mean you see all the football players after

a game baseball all shaking hands and hugging each other they just beat the snot out of each other for 60 minutes and they get it so that's what I'm saying like Like, there's more to life than that, man. Yeah. Like, there's way more to life. And everybody can make a great living. Yeah. Especially if you all grow the entire sport.

And the only one we truly competing against is the evil one anyway. And our job is to whoop him every day. There you go. Now, that ain't one I'm comfortable bringing in my house. But anybody else that makes duck whistles? Anybody else that makes duck whistles, you come on by my house, I feed you. Come on in. That's good stuff.

What else we got? Oh, I thought. Oh, give us one more. One more. We got a little time built in here. One more. All right, Philip. Oh, Phil.

Oh, Phil. He doesn't have a town. Loves a podcast, listening every day. Tough one here. He's a traveler. He's a traveler. He works with family. Not a family business.

Just happened to be in the same place for three years. Here's this question. How do I quit without hurting the family relationship? and keep it pressure. Hmm? He's tired of working with somebody that he's related to. It's not a family business,

but he needs to move on. But he doesn't want to sever the family relationship, but to work relationship, it's come time to sever that. Oh, just get out of there. Yeah. Like, how are they, I mean... You just got, I don't think you got to be honest.

Whoa. That came out wrong. I don't think you got to be like, hey, man, I don't like working with you, but I think you just got to be honest with the part of, I don't like working here. I found something better.

Yeah. If you don't have another job lined up. Well, it's just, hey, tell them, right, it's time for me to move on. Time to spread my wings and go. Yeah. Spread his wings and forth. Yeah, I want to learn something else besides what I've got here. Yeah, also, I'm tired of being around you.

Yeah. That's what I would say. You ain't got to say I'm tired of you. Ain't no hurt. It's no reason to hurt anybody's feeling. No, and if you just go take another job, that shouldn't hurt their feeling. They should be like, man, that's awesome. Good other great opportunity.

Trying to better myself. Yeah. I think he's thinking too much into it. If it was a family business, then it'd be a little different store. Yeah. Yeah, this is just cousins at work together, and one of them... Oh, yeah, doces, Blair.

One of them's like, hey, bro, I got to get. Yeah, and I ain't talk something. My cousins this Christmas. We'd be all right. I didn't even talk some of them then. Yeah. Preach it. All right, now let's get out of here.

All right. Ephesians Chapter 3. Where was I? I'll give up. Ephesians chapter 3. There it was. What verse? Let's go with 12.

Verse 12, boy. In him and through faith in him, we may approach God with freedom and confidence. Jesus Christ came, he died for you. Three days later, he walked up out of that grave, paid the price for all of us, and because of that, we can approach God himself with confidence. And if you can approach the good Lord with confidence. There it is. You shouldn't have no problem with a lady.

There you go. Get it, son. You walk in and say, this is who I am. I'm confident in that. If you don't like it, as I said, you just missed out on the greatest opportunity of your life. I'm going to eat up. The greatest thing in the world.

Me. All right, we'll see y'all next time. Yeah, let's go get a pedicure. Let's go get a pedicure, boy. All right, boys. Pedicure.