Duck Call Room - Here's Proof 'Duck Dynasty' Wasn't Faked!

Episode Date: April 6, 2023

Uncle Si doesn't wash his tea mug and lid enough — or at least that's what it looks like, but Si has a different story. Martin is excited that his kids are growing up, but Si and Stone explain the horrors of puberty to him and to not get his hopes up too much just yet. Some fans from Detroit drop in and ask Si about "Duck Dynasty" days like what his favorite episode to record was. And does Mountain Man REALLY take his time with everything like he did in the show? This prompts some hilarious impressions and even leads to a call with the man himself! The boys encourage a fan who recently lost his brother. And finally, they give advice to a husband who claims to be selfish and asks for help in how to be better. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back in our new studio. We're still here. We still haven't finished the remodeling and the other. It would have been hard to finish it between this one and the last one since there was about 10 minutes between them. What are you talking about? You change clothes. No, I'm kidding. But so if we do have distractions again, that's fine because they're our fans coming to go through the tour.

So we may have people walk in and walk out. The Stone's not going to walk in and out this time. He's actually got chairs. Welcome, Stone. Thank you. Good to be here. Good to be here. Let me tell you, boy, something.

All right, go ahead. I have been in absolute silence in my house for the past four days. What happened? The wife, the kids, they go on to the beach. Spring break. Can I come to your house? You can hear a pin drop. So I just sit there.

I don't even watch TV. You know, on the Roku, they got the little fish swimming around. Uh-huh. I just watch the fish. And I sit there. Enjoy enjoying the peace and quiet. And now I know what it's going to be like when them kids leave the house. And I got to say, it's pretty nice.

Back to normal. That's why Phil always stays at home whenever the whole family goes to the beach. That's right. One man stays behind. You're not going to catch Phil Robertson ever at a beach. No. Makes sense. Well, Phil goes where the old women aren't.

That's what he does. If they're in the house, he goes to the duck, to the wood. If they're gone, he'll go back to the house. But very rarely are they there together. And now I know why. I remember we used to be hunting and we were like, close to done, Phil's like, I can't go back yet, boys. Miss Kay's got her muffins over there.

He said, they probably ain't done crying yet. Old women. He said, I don't know this one thing about Kay. He said, I noticed one thing about Kay and them muffins. It ain't over until they're done crying. The man broke his back and was in, pain, he was in so much pain he was throwing up and would not sit at the house because, in his words, those old women are still there. He told us one day, he said, I'd rather be here in pain than be at the house in pain, listening to old women talk on the phone.

I mean, wisdom. Wisdom. Yeah. I learned something right. there. Learn a lot from Phil. But at the same time, you know, I miss them.

But it sure is nice to have a little break. I like a good two-day, like just at home alone, nothing. Oh, it's nice. Get a lot done. Ooh, man. Or just sit there and watch the fish on the Roku. That sounds awesome.

Well, I only did that for about 30 minutes. I did. I did. I did. I did do it. But I was just listening to nothing. Yeah, that seems so foreign to me right now. Very rare. One day, Martin.

That seems so foreign to me. Peace and quiet. Yeah, just quiet. Not a white noise machine running and not kids hollering. There's no quiet around there right now, but that's fine. They're doing good, so I ain't complaining. It's just different. So different than what I was accustomed to.

Your kids are six months old now? About to be, yep. Wow. That's crazy. You know what that mean? We are halfway done with bottles. Halfway. Who!

Thank you. You're fixing to buy a bunch of diapers. That's fine. I've already buying them. As long as, you know, you get past a point of sitting there like this where you can't go nowhere. We bought them some handles. We're trying to teach them how to, there's little handles that slide over the bottles. Now, we're like, hey, you drive this thing.

Trying to build a little independent, so to speak. But, no, it's wild. Yeah, six months. It's already been half a year. That's crazy. That's something. won't be long they'll be going with me that'd be fun i'm looking forward to it but uh well cherish every minute of it oh yeah you look up and they'll be their teenagers they're teenagers they got

boyfriends and then they're gone and then they're punks yeah that's right i remember me i remember i remember me well so they get ignorant when they turn about 15 yeah just get just plum ignorant yeah johnny d's up next on that bag um the old headed that direction. Although I bought Carter for his birthday, you got this tangle-free ride and reel. That's a lie. No such stuff.

There's no such thing. Not only until they get ignorant, but they think they know it all. Oh, yeah, they know everything. You can't tell them. I remember that age. You are that age. Oh, well.

How are you at that age? What do you call that know-it-all stage with that 15 to 25? You call that the Red Pecker stage. Oh, yeah. Uh-oh. Yep. They may or might not run that.

I was going to ask, why do you call it that? I wasn't going to repeat what it was. I was just going to say, why do you call it that? That might not fight that it's cut or not. But that's a good way to describe it. Oh, Lord, have mercy. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Yeah, puberty was hell to go through, boys.

Oh, yeah. It's rough to watch too. I feel like junior high was the worst. Oh, yeah. Because everybody didn't know what was happening, but you thought you did, and everything was just weird. Yeah.

Think about how dangerous that is when you've said something like that. What? You got, what, 500 kids that are going through that out of school. Oh. You're talking about total chaos going on. It is total chaos.

Hormones are raging. Johnny D. didn't know. He went to a private school. Oh, here we go. Hey, private or public? It don't make it different. They all going to it. Kids are weird.

You know what I remember about junior how to drinking water out of a PVC pipe that was on like three saw horses. Oh, yeah. I remember that. That ain't how y'all got those water at practice? At football practice. Oh, we had been a little sprayer. They had a PVC pipe

going up with a saw horse and they had holes drilled in it about 15 holes drilled on these side of the state. When it was water break they just went over and turned on the water hose. Yep, turn on the water hose and the and the water come out of the PVC pipe

and you stood there and you drank your water out of the PVC pipe. When you're talking about that, I just remember but you didn't want to be the first one there because that water hot from sitting in that building. Yeah. But you're so thirsty. but you had to let it run like two minutes

and then it'd get cool again. And then the coach is blowing his whistle. And then the coach blowing as well. You get about three steps and another lap. What was the little metal you could cut it with a knife? Uh-oh. We got our first studio audience for this episode. Welcome.

We got Batman here. We're talking about school. We're talking about old time. Yeah. How are y'all? Where are y'all from? Detroit. Didn't see that?

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Boys They're car makers Detroit Michigan Alabama sings about it I don't know But cool How old are you my man I'm 17

17 have you ever drank water out of a water hose Yeah once or twice Once or twice Kids these days Ain't living All right look Springtime is here

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and eat some dang good steak. You'll have any questions you would like? What's your name? Dylan. Dylan? You got a question? This is your. your chance.

Cy Robertson. Captive audience. Not live on YouTube, but pre-recorded in front of a live-city audience. What was your best moment while filming? What was my best, what? Moment while filming. While filming?

Yeah. That would be when I had the fat little CEO of Duck Commander handcuffed to me. That was a good one. We walked behind a duke and I have because I said, hey, Willie, I had the trouble wear a cup. and I had my jug

and it had about that much tea in the bottom of it. I said, Will it? I said, guess what, son? He said, what? I said, you see that tea jug? I said, it's about three quarters empty. I said, so guess what we got to do? He said, oh, no, we're not. I said, oh, yeah, we are. So we walk behind a do snotaf and then the next thing you're here, it's talking about, God, you just beat on my hand.

and I said, Get it out of the way, it didn't. But that was my favorite episode. It was when I had that knucklehead, handcuffed me, and he had to go everywhere I had to go. That one and then the Mountain Man radio show.

Because when I first walked in there, I'm behind with him. You know, we're walking in there. We're walking toward the reception, and she's got a little woman there and got a bail on it. Thank goodness we don't have a bell in here. You know, as soon as I saw the bell,

I said, I'm fixing to drive. Everybody in this studio slam and sang, ringing that bell. So I picked it up. First one up there and just ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Well, you know, get your hand off of that. And I said, hey, I want to see the receptionist. I got something to ask her. So the ladies finally come out, and I said, hey, where's the mountain man?

let's get this show on the rope y'all so she said well follow me y'all so when Willie took off I just grabbed the bell and put in my pocket we got in there and sat out at the table put her earmuffs on and all that

and first thing as soon as he opened his mouth and out of there ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding will he quit you know I said hey if you hit me again I'm gonna knock you out boy look that episode aired here comes FedEx or either you UPS, UPS, I think, the brown truck.

Probably with Stamps.com. Yeah, with shorts on. He comes driving up. He comes in there with a box about four foot wide and about four foot tall. Y'all, he brings it in, and you all open it up. And look, and there's 12 bells

on a one by 12. They had sanded it down, varnished it real pretty, and then glued 12 different sides. bells on this thing and look it fit perfectly on my recliner you know so every day I'd get home and I'd get out what I call my bongo bells you know and I put them on my recliner and I'd be put the pink thing well this one off for about a month and a half so I come home and I look I come home sit down in my recliner said I said I said, baby, she's what?

I said, what did Tina, the housekeeper, doing with my bongo bells? And she said, Tina didn't do nothing with them. And I said, well, where are they at? She said, I'm the one that's done it. And I said, I don't like the way this is sounding. I said, what did you do? She said, I had three options here.

She said, you're driving me in slang with them stupid bells. I said, but I was getting so good at. She said, that's all in your mind. And I said, hey, we'll discuss that later. I said, what did you do with my bongo bells? And she said, well, I had three options. I could kill you. She said, that was, nah, I couldn't do that.

I like you. I'm going to keep you around. Or I could divorce you. She said, that ain't anything good. Y'all? She said, because I kind of got attached to you, like an old dog. You know, I like to have you around. Y'all, she said, or I can get ready.

you bongo bells. And she said, I threw them in the trash can, the trash people have ran, and they're gone. And I said, wait, let me get this just straight. One of my fans worked his tail off, just sweated like a dog,

making me something that really was really dear and nearer to my heart. And you threw it away. She said, yeah, I had to keep my sanity. I said, that's my ground for me to go get a lawyer and divorce you.

I said, if I ever get another barns, I said, you better not do that. I'll get rid of you. It's funny. That's Martinier divorce grounds. I think she might have been in the right. Yeah, and you know that. Hey, she was wrong.

I was getting really good on them Bongo Bill. Did y'all worry, I'm sure you were, that Mountain Man had a real, radio show. Oh yeah. And look, he had a lot of followers. Me and Willie would try and call in, but it was always busy. We were just going to call him one day and be like, hey, old mountain dog.

I didn't even know that many people kept AM radio on. By that many, I mean like 12. Yeah, I would say at least 50 people listen to it. He's probably recording right now. Oh, he had a big following. He's an old mountain dog. Old mountain dog. That's wild.

We need somebody to send you a new set of bongo bells. No, no. As long as they... Hey, Chris Sendertholm, well, I had a divorce a woman. As long as they go home with him. They ain't staying here. No, they don't need to be here. No.

Oh, hey, I was getting really good at them. I bet you were. I'd like him to just prove it. Were you better at the bongo bells or the guitar? I just wanted... I know what you sounded like on the guitar. It's a complete failure. That was just one thing...

So he's not delusional. Hey, that was one thing I got four guitars at the house. I can make the cord, but I can't make music. That's just one thing with God looked down and he said, Uh-uh. Yeah. Have you tried it since you started wearing those sweet glasses? Huh.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm a glutton for punishment. I'll pick it up everyone's lives, you know. I'm just wondering if the Battle Vision helped you with that. I could have so much fun if I could play just a little bit of music. You'd be dangerous. No, no, I could be really entertaining. Oh, because we have a problem with that right now.

Yeah. Mount Man is like an old tube of toothpaste that you're, You've done, took your toothbrush and done like this to run it down to where you get the last little bit out. Yeah. When Mountain Man's around me and he starts talking, I want to do him just like I do that toothpaste. I want to grab him by the neck and squeeze the words out of his neck. Does he always take his time at things? Oh, no, hey, you know, we've had people, we've picked people at the airport, drive him back home.

You don't take him to drop him at a hotel? And they said, hey, is Mountain Man, does he really talk like that? Well, it's about 10.30 at night. Well, hey, I said, Philip, call Mount Man. So he gets him on the phone to him. Lord knows he. Hello. Hello.

Philip said, hey, Mount Man, this is on a sign. Phillips. What are you doing? Oh, I'm just sitting here watching Fox News and eating Cheerio. You know, we need to get Mountain Dog on the show. That is the way he takes. Y'all. Yes, yeah.

I just found his website. It says, keeping a slow profile. Mm-hmm. He's got his house for sure. I think he's moving. Oh, man. I think Mountain Man is leaving the 318.

It says, Book Mountain Man, a versatile entertainer. Oh, yeah. No, no, no. Hey. I wonder who's spelled versatile for it. I'm going home.

I'm going home with Philip and Alicia. They've invited me for dinner. We've come out of the church building. James has pulled up, He just got, you know, killed some ducks, so he gave him a Mountain Man. Well, Mount Man comes walking out, we're fixing to leave. He's got a handful of ducks, you know, both hands. You know, and he's stuck.

Philip pulls up there and rolls one down, and he's telling us about, hey, you know, what you got there, Mount Man? Oh, Jayce, he killed his this morning, and he brought him and gave him to me. Yeah, well, he's talking. Philip just rolls one up and dries off. Alicia just Bam! Hit him on the back of the head

talking about You're so rude. He said, baby, we got food at the house on and it's time to eat. He said, I ain't got time

to listen to him tell a story for two hours about how he got the ducks. His nickname should be quicksam. Quick draw. No,

quicksand. That's what his life man stuck in. I'm telling you. He gets on one. He's got a million followers. You remember how? He just got his Facebook page back.

He's got some new seasoning now. It's wild, man. Take a trip down Mountain Man Lane there. Caboia! Yeah. What is? He's somebody, I don't know if Mountain Dog has done, said the heck with heating and air work or whatever. But now everything he does is hashtag Caboia.

He got some seasoning. And it's like $13 a can for it. I mean, I was going to buy some. I'll help him out. And I looked like, no, man, you price me out. ain't no seasoning worth that. Mountain Man's Kabooia spicy seasoning

and T-shirts are going fast. Get your order in. Mm-hmm. That is typed out. And my house on Shini Lake is still for sale. Yeah, price would do. Right? What commercial!

I saw that the other day. I saw that the other day. I never knew Mountain Man was so dangerous as to get his face. Facebook profile back. Like, I mean, it's wild, man. It is wild. Do you remember how Willie found him?

I was there. You were there when it happened? I was there when the AC went out and the lady cleaning his house named Jeannie. Said, I got a guy. No way to see him. I was asking Willie. I was there. Where do you come up with these clowns that you have on the show?

Just like you. Except somewhere. No, no, because he said. part of the clown. One of all because he's very intelligent. Mountain Man's smart as well. He's an electrician and an air conditioning genius. Willie's air one off.

So I said, I said, I met him. And the first thing he said, he said, Mountain Man, you need to come up tomorrow at Duck Commander, we're filming. You're going to be on an episode. So when did he peggy with the name, Mountain Man? No, that's what Jeannie called. No housekeeper.

She said, we got a buzzer. he goes by Mountain Man. Me and Willie just look at each other like, huh? Like Mountain Man, like there ain't no mountains around here. Like, what are we doing? That is fantastic. The Mountain Man. He resides on Shunny Lake, but it's known as Mountain Man.

$15. Now, man, we got to talk about your prices. Yeah, for a little tube of seasoning. But no, that's, and then he come walking up. But it's got his smile. I never forget. We were in the backyard of Willie's old house. We're in the backyard back here.

It's just hot. We're sitting in a shade. and he come walking up and he went, me and Willie just looked at each other like, do what? And then he just kept on. And I was like, oh my, okay. Willie, well, you got your guy, I'll see you, man.

I need to go home anyway. Five days ago, Mountain Man was live at a hockey game. In East Tennessee. Selling season. Uh-huh. Mountain Man's living alive. I'm telling you, man. He doesn't move.

He doesn't went back to Tennessee. He's originally from. Tennessee. That's probably where Mountain Man came from. Instead of Tim, I still don't know how to say his last name. Gerardi. Gerardi.

I went to high school with his nephew. Oh, okay. Yeah, Kyle. Kyle's a great guy. Talks way faster, but not a lot. Tim. Is it Tim? Tim.

Tim. Tim. Okay. No, Tim. Well, my old woman liver punched me. I didn't remember that one? I got stories for days. Not the liver punch story is great.

What was the one? He took one of his women to fish it. And she fell in the lake. And he grabbed her by the hair and she had a wig off. Uh-huh. Come on. He said, the girl liked to drown. He said, I don't like that. Grabbing the gunner just had a handful of hair.

He said, she's gone. She got on. She liver punched me. She got on drunk last night and got mad. And then she liver punched me. Now, mind you, he's telling us this story at church. Yeah. Because he'd come walking in all stove up looking rough.

And he's like, man, you're all right. Well, and he ain't wanted to keep no secret. So he just went right on into it. And I'll never forget when he says she liver punched me. I mean, I laughed. I had to walk away. I couldn't keep it together. I've just never heard a man talk about his woman liver punching him.

And to be fair, I've never heard anybody use the term liver punch. I've been hitting the kidneys. I know it's real. Well, she must be South Paul. Right. Yeah. She's left-handed bad and huge, boy. Yeah, that's it.

My woman's left-handed. So if you see a woman that's left-handed and her forehead sticks out past her nose, that's a surefire sign right there. It's just going to liver punch you. Oh, she'll punch you. She'll punch you. She'll never punch you, boys. Yeah.

Okay, I get the left-handed part. What's the forehead got to do with it? I don't know. Somebody told me that. And Stone's been living by that ever since. Uh-oh. Yeah, well, you watch. When they turn sideways, watch that forehead.

I'm so nervous now. Now you're going to go back and look at every other husband. Every single one of them. Can you turn sideways before I check you out? Thank you. Oh. Where? That's a good walk down memory lane.

Sorry, I'm fixing the little deals that stuck to me on the bottom of the mic. I got to say, Cy's a little headset, head gear, is it working fantastically?

Hunter, how did you approve? Oh, yeah, sounds great. All right, well, they finally. So are we going to have five of those now? They didn't get something

that's idiot proof. Oh, that it's going to be stuck tied down to these. We finally got side where he can't get away from the microphone. It's something I can't make

noise with. Hammer, what's the last time you washed that lid? Oh yeah, y'all don't sit by eyes. That lid's gross, bro. You got a washing machine? You got a dishwasher? Yeah, why? Put that thing in it.

Put that lid in it from time to time. Well, hey, look, that's just tea stain. Good grief. I noticed that like a couple weeks, because I was like, ooh. But now that y'all are saying it. That's when you know you got good tea. It's thick, leaves a stain. Yeah.

That ain't a stame, are you a Tommy John? Yeah, that's a stain. Are you a Tommy John's the same way? I wish we had Phillips Bell. I'll give you one there. Oh, man. I got a saw there.

You were always on my case. I just wouldn't expect him to lid to be brown. I'll just be honest. And it's thicker than it used to be. be too. I thought every once in a while it'd run into some dawn. I wouldn't sure, but like... You see how dark it is? That's quite a stain, boys. I'm looking at the inside of that. Oh, look at the threads on the cup. You don't even watch the cup. No. My man. Hey, I don't watch you because I'm drinking out of it all the time. I got another one of them

cups in my office. Give me that one. I'll take it home and give you a clean. Well, I got a now. I have to tell the woman to wash it tonight. Oh my goodness gracious. That's wild. That's right. Put in the dishwater. Hey, before you leave, let me send a picture of Yetty. They're going really they always won't know if we use it takes a licking keeps on see this one has been washed look it is clear that one ain't been washed bro huh that one ain't been washed bro that one that one has that one don't get the business this one gets uh trust me well I'm not gonna disagree with that statement at all I don't know where we go from here there's no timer there's no rules we're in front of a live studio audience

Johnny he just keep rolling boy he got a nice well I was trying to make a bad but it didn't really work. I thought it would ding louder. I thought there people that played a saw held it upside by you. Hey, it do. Right? Yeah.

You got to bend it. Yeah. No, it'll work. You don't put it on the blade. There you go. I was just trying to find a bell for a Stone's joke. This is all I found. That's a weird room.

That one ain't big enough. You got to have it where to wobble. Hmm, where to wabel. And we're back. The phone's ringing. Boy, is it a treat if he answers. This is not Bill Dance. Not even close.

Mountain Man, how are you, old buddy? In the yard. Where are you at? You at your house? Oh, I'm at my camper in that. Hey, that's being a good neighbor. I like it. No, we had some, we had some podcast fans come in asking about you.

So I was just calling to see, see how you'd be in. I got the house sold down there on Shunny Lake, you know. Oh. Well, where? Where are you going to live now, Mountain Man? You're going back to Appalachian, ain't you? Get back up in the hills, boys. I got you.

Well, you ain't been liver punch lately, have you? Uh-huh. I said you ain't been liver punch lately, have you? No, no one. Man, you need leaving rough women along, son. He said, say, I said, leave him rough women alone. I ain't say good.

Are you still in town? I'm up here in Tennessee. Oh, okay. Well, let me know when you get back. What though you in here on the podcast one time? Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, perfect.

All right, well, take care of yourself, Mountain Dog. All right. The man's going back to the mountain, boys. Caboia, right? Caboia, baby. That's what I'm talking about. All right, we'll see. We'll see.

Later. in case you're wondering if Duck Dynasty was faked at all that should that was outstanding he's one of the only men that actually and he has since began me Justin that's what's funny about he's one of the only few a man that has lived his whole life by a nickname doesn't call me Martin that's oh man he said I'll stay away from my mean ones now who gave a little time for his hashtag kaboo ya baby that is disgusting Yeah, that was worth doing there. I live on Douglas Lake in East Tennessee.

Look at there. Up above Knoxville. There you go. That's a good place for Old Mountain Dog. Good place for him to hang up his spurs. That's it. He said I reckon this will be my last one. My last stop, boy.

That's it. Back in Appalachia. Oh, man. Well. Old Mountain, man. Detroit, y'all got anything else? why we're here. Want to show us how to put our duck calls together?

Oh, well. Yeah, Si, why don't you show them? Say, I'll let you, Stone. You'll step on man, Sean. Bring them up. Bring us one of them. Throw it over here, Ben. I'll let Stone do that.

All right. Oh, hey. I'm my best for out. Okay. What we got here? That's just a single read. The tour. The tour.

The tour. All right. So it's a limited edition. This is built up based off the old Uncle Syde Duck Call, which was the worst sounded one we ever did. All right, let's see here. Well, we sold the most of them. We did.

A pile of them. I still do. So you want to take this singery, put it on said trough. Secure with thumb and index finger. This is the wedge. Lay that on top of the reed. Take your barrel and, nope, the other way. Yep, just like it.

Insert and squeeze. And there you have it. Now you've got to test it. Yeah, now you've got to test it. You don't want stone blow on it. Yeah, hand it back to the inside. You know, post-COVID, we can't just to me more. Check it out.

But get in front of that camera, that way we can see you do it. That'd be good. There you go. Right there. Look how easy that is. That's it. You sound just like Si. Hey. These ones are always on my case.

I'm just kidding. No, but that's it. That's good. Perfect. See, now, you know how to build them. That's just that simple. It's not really that simple. We've made it very simple over the years.

That's all there is to it. Look at there. I got one more for it. What was it like building Jason's office outside of Willey's? a lot of work and a man called gobbin driving a forklift that about killed us. So I don't know why the shortest man got to be in the scissors lift. Seemed like I should have been there. But it was fun until he ripped it down.

Him and old mountain dog ripped it down, didn't they? I think they did. Hooked up to it and drug it off. Oh yeah, become a goat pen or something. Okay, put them goats up in it. That a long time ago. I was probably bumping along about 320 then We still got them goats

Do you? At the farm Sneaky and freaky? No, that's the dog That's the dog sneakie and freaky. Where'd you go? You had to use a restaurant? You had a T-T? Yeah, T-T? You know, I've got a live studio audience You can sneak in them out. I was in a bind. Speaking of a seizure lift, I saw a video

the other day of a guy running from the cops in a scissor lift going down the highway. Oh, speaking of videos, we need to talk about that one that you sent me. Which one? I've got one. Oh, yeah.

We're going to have to send that to you, huh? We can commentate on it, though. So I go out. Did you not get this video? I didn't send it to him. Oh. I sent it to you, boy. This is fantastic.

But anyways, I show up to the warehouse over there, and I look out back, and Galvin has got his boat and he got the, what's that boy's name? Oh, old Daniel. He got him on the other side of the boat in his truck, which is two-wheel drive,

slick tire. So Godwin, them tried to make a loop behind that building. And when you see crawfish mounds everywhere, that's a sheer fire sign. Don't drive off in the middle of that. Well, Godwin did. He did.

With his boat. Yeah. With his boat hooked up. So he's stuck. the boat stuck and then Daniel going out there to pull the boat out, he unhooked the boat from the truck thinking if I will if I can pull that

boat out backwards, I can get out here. Well, guess what happened? He got stuck too. So you got truck, boat, truck. It's a pretty good visual. Everybody's stuck. And you got guy on the back of that boy's truck trying to push it out. And then

yeah. It's a pretty good visual. And I, I I explain what's going on in the video. Yeah. But, uh, yeah. I will let you put that up during the... This is one of them, don't do this.

It's... D-E-D. Yeah. Don't. And God of all people should know better. That ain't much worse. Because we've gotten everything stuck back there. It looks harmless.

You can even walk across it and it feels like... Oh, no, yeah. We make it. When you're doing it's shaky... And as soon as you put the weight on it, it's like, no, we're going to sit down right here. It's, yeah. Oh, yeah. That ain't nothing worse than getting the person get stuck.

When the stucker becomes a stuck-e. So Stone called our buddy Brad. And Brad said, y'all just quit getting stuff stuck. I'll be there in a minute. Everybody needs a Brad. Stone trying to commentate it, and he's laughing. Oh, it was funny. Yeah, it's a.

He would have never, hey, as soon as I feel, after going down? No. I'm fired it to you. It would have got stuck. No. Trust me, I would have not got stuck.

The sad part is there's a huge parking lot in front of that building that's got concrete, you know? Hard to get stuck in. But the door is 50 yards from there as opposed to 10 yards. Oh, you ain't got to. Just look at the visual. Yeah. A truck going that way, a boat going that way and a truck going that way. And ain't none of them move.

Well, there ain't nobody was going to go. Oh, no, they're all up to the rims. Yeah, well, they're up to the rims. Oh, Phil, Phil don't want better than that on the pipeline down there on your property. He sunk that big green tractor. On a high-pressure gas pipeline. Yeah. He set it down on that pipeline.

Mm-hmm. All it was sticking up was the roof. Well, if he'd hit that pipe, he'd never know what would have. Oh, yeah. And anybody to half a mile from there, all the Joneses, they're all dead. That thing blows up.

Hunter's family. I can't believe how he got. Hunter and her at the farm. He got it out by hooking three or four four-wheelers together. What? He actually got that tractor out by hook. Goodbye to you. Thank you all.

Thank you all so much. Thanks for stopping by. He got it out with three or four four-wheelers. He actually side-by-side. Hook chains to him and all those. was just fogging into them. Chains and snatch blocks. Oh, yeah.

All kinds of snatch blocks and chains on it. He actually got that tractor that he had buried. I'm sorry. That's what was impressive. He actually pulled the sucker out of that. John, I don't. I see you ever had to deal with getting somebody stuff unstuffed? Nope.

I think he had one. I think he had the dozer. Or often. The dozer and four, four, four wheelers. Side by side. hooked were all kind of snap blocks and all that and actually pulled that big green tractor well i think it's safe to say we've all been stuck because we're rednecks and it happens there's no lonelier feeling well then when you sticks up yeah because you're like oh i'm gonna call well you're like

hey who do i call and be oh it's a long walk back it ain't it all ever happened close now godwin got lucky because he could walk 50 yards go right but for the most part worst one i ever done was He was gone somewhere. They went hunting. And the stupid dam was leaking. And he said, hey, he got a bunch of concrete down there, quit creek down there and go down there and put it, put it in there and throw it until it stops.

So I loaded one of them stupid four-wheeler down with. And I go right there by the flag in that bad rut. Oh, right for the private hole? No, right there when you go take a left on the flag, that long mud hole. Well, hey, just the axle just busted. Just boom! Oh, that ain't stuck.

That's broke down. Oh, yeah. So you loaded down a forewitter with Sack Creek. Yeah. And you're going to blame it on the floor. Well, guess what? Yeah, I weighed it out, went home. I didn't piss on the haynes out of here.

Phil come back. I said, hey, it broke, the axle broke. You know, he said, well, why did you get out? I said, hey, I don't know how to get that crap out of there. Is it still? broke i ain't got you know and he said yeah y'all always do this terrible down my equipment up you know and then leave it there and take beat it take care of it i said hey look how many bags of sat creek do you have on that full water oh i had you all i don't have 80 pounds of pop right all of

no 50 50 pounds oh 50 pounds yeah 50 pound oh i may have a couple when i worked at tiner pictures we sold 80 pounders no sack creek weighs 80 pounds a bag yeah it's oh man it's rough well it may have been 80 pounds. Is that four with it still there? No. A piece of junk. That's all I tell them. What's it? No, it's in red. That's, hey, that's a broken. That's reds. Outdoor dining table.

It's got chairs pulled up to it now. Hello, that dot callroom.com. That's the email address. Johnny D. What's in that end box? All right. Remember Chris? No. Is that the man from Florida? Oh, man. That'd be

wild if it was. I don't know where he's from. I think it's from Florida. What do you think he was going through? Well, he's the one that talks about you? Oh, no. Oh, that ain't him. No, that ain't one of them talking about there.

No, Chris had a doctor's procedure he was very nervous about. A doctor's procedure that he's very nervous about. Oh, he's a colonoscopy. He went. And? Is he clear? He's clear. Doesn't have to go back for three years.

Now we can all laugh about it. Good work. Chris. As of now, everything looks good, they said. Did he ask the doctor about the pooping in the UPS?

I'm Lope? I thought you was going to ask him, Doc, you have to do time? Well. I don't know what this is happening. I don't know. The next email.

Next email. Let's not get caught up there. All the rest of my snack suggestions, which we're going to do. We've started the snack bracket. We don't have the TV in here, so I can't show you all this terrible taxidermy that are fans. Oh, we got some of that?

We have some bad taxidermy. Oh, yeah, there's bad taxidermin. There's some bad. Speaking of, there's a duck up on that top shelf up there. That would qualify. Not compared to what people are sending in. Somebody was shoulder mounting a bunch of ducks, which I thought was weird. Yeah.

even to think about that. What about a squirrel a shoulder mount a squirrel? Got a little acre that's it. Oh, this got wild. Like a good squirrel mouth too. Oh. No, that one mountain man stole was pretty cool.

It's baking the squirrel. Old mountain dog. Got him a starred on television. Yeah. I guess he got. I guess he purchased. Then he got some kind of heavy stuff. But Travis, um. Keybird. might be what his friends call him from Oskaloosa

Wisconsin Iowa I was over somewhere man he emails it he doesn't even really have a question but it's kind of encouraging and also it's it's tough to to hear and he just wanted to give us

some I'll just read it yeah he was just thinking this so his brother just passed away on March 23rd which is very recent I hate to hear that. And it's tough, and he's going through it. So he was asking for prayers was the main reason for emailing in.

But he did say, Uncle Si, I would say, he'd just gone through a change of address. But he did say him and his brother were big listeners of us. And they spent a lot of time driving together, and they basically listen to worship music and podcast. And his brother called us the funny duck guys who love Jesus. And if that is what people get out of us, I was like, I hate that you're going through this,

but that email was super encouraging to me. It's like, we're the funny duck guys who love Jesus. I'm not going to self-proclaim myself as funny, but we end on Jesus, 100%. I got no problem saying that. I'm not going to call myself funny. Oh, y'all are funny. But yeah.

So he just emailed in, sent some pictures of him hunting, fishing, his brother, and here at the store. And so, you know, it was just really cool to hear somebody, say that they listen to us because we love Jesus. I do want to give them a little shout out and ask our listeners to pray for this family who just lost a brother. But thank you for the encouragement. It's just weird that you're going through a tough time and then you give us encouragement,

which is super cool. And Travis, hey, man, it's awesome. You know where your brother is. That's cool, man. There's a lot of people in this world that don't always have that knowledge. So knowing where your brother is, you know, you'll see him again one day. all see it means a lot yeah makes it yeah i'm not going to say it makes it easy but makes it easier makes it more bearable um makes these first few weeks that are still extremely difficult a little more

okay like yeah you know i don't really know the word to use for it but it just because we've all been there we've all lost people we loved and it's much more easier when you know their relationship with jesus was tight you're like yeah okay knowing they wouldn't come back. Yeah. Not a chance. So. And then we,

there was a lot of, emails to, I was reading them this morning. I was like, we just need to address some things. Okay. Well, there's a lot of people like,

this one says, please don't use my name. So perfect. What do you do if you're married when you're young? He said you keep saying, good thing I wasn't married young because I was young and selfish.

And he's like, hey, I'm married and I'm young and selfish. two kids and one do in July and he self-admits so selfish and overall pretty bad husband and I want so bad to honor but I fail a lot I would love

advice and we get a bunch of those like a bunch of like emails in there like man I want to do better how and it's remember that fellow was you just talking about named Jesus yeah

I wouldn't better until I developed a personal relationship with him there's power in prayer Yeah. Yeah, 100%. And I think you got to wake up every day. If you're struggling with a lot, you got to talk to, hey, talk, I got two buddies every Tuesday we tax.

Cover our marriage, cover our jobs. They know stuff about me that not a lot of other people knows. But they know, like, whenever to jump, they got full permission to jump me too whenever they see me doing something. The mayor, you've taken the first step. Yeah. By realizing, okay, you're not what you want to be. Okay, so here's what I'm big on the Holy Spirit right now.

Okay, the fruit of the Holy Spirit. Everything you dislike in your lifestyle right now, start one at a time, you've got anger problems? Hey, get rid of the anger, bring in some self-control. Okay, if you've got other problems, hey, change that. You want some peace, okay? Get rid of all. all the chaos in your life.

Another thing, joy. Get rid of something bad, replace it with something good. Okay, there's about 14 different things the gift of the Holy Spirit. That'll keep you busy, because it's keeping me busy. I got problems I got.

Okay, and I'm working on it, just like I said, one at a time, take one, try to get rid of this, Okay, one of my biggest one is patient. Okay, and this man will testify because I go fishing with him and his daughter. And me and her both a lot of like because we don't, we're lacking and patient. Bird dog. Yeah.

Boy, you let him come off past. That's right. He's pulled up to, he's pulled up to the fishing spot that's Mark on the GPF. Me and B. Me and Bette Knails sitting there with the rodding reel and the bait ready. Bell open. finger on the line and he said,

hey, I ain't even through the buoys out yet, dumby. Sit down. Bird dog. Wait till I get everything and set.

That's great advice. Yeah, size right on that. I mean, it's just, just exchange it. Do better, man. Yeah.

Replace it. Turn it in. Turn it in. It's bad. Turn it in. Get rid of it. Yeah. And exchange it

for something that's worth keeping. Yeah, because if all you do is say, I don't want to do this anymore, you're going to do something. So you've got to feel of that there's going to be a void there you've got to get rid of the bad and then hey replace that okay replaced that with something good yeah it's god like i said that's why that's why this is a

relationship okay if you turn it over to him and you're trying because look that's all jesus asked us to do keep our eyes focused on him because we're going to mess up i do it every day Hey, there's probably not a day I live that I don't do something stupid. Oh, preach it. Okay. Amen. It's just going to happen. The thing is, okay, hey, look up, tell him, hey, yep, it's me again, and yep, I've done it again.

I've been stupid. And all he's going to say is, hey, dust the dust off of you, son. Get back up, let's get on with business. I got you, big dog. Let's get, take care of business. But the good news, I can appreciate whatever nameless is honesty is. Yeah. And there's no need for your name to be out there right out of here.

He's admitted. That's the first step. No, because there's a lot of us that are husbands and fathers that that email probably rings true about from time to time. You've always got shortage. Yeah, absolutely. There's times I'm a terrible husband and father now. I mean, like you go through it.

The key is to not get caught in that rut. I mean, if you screw up, like I said, get up, keep moving. don't be satisfied with where you're at. Come on in, folks. Come on in, we got some more. That's right. We got some. Where are y'all from?

Mississippi. Mississippi? Mississippi. He's going to school in Mississippi. Birmingham. Farming here. Farming. Biham.

Roll tied. Hey, I got one request before you read the Bible verse. Can I get a five-gallon bucket full of that W sauce? Five-gallon bucket full, bag. I want a five-gallon bucket. I'm here to make that. I'm here to make that. I'm chopped, pork chops for that.

Best pork chops ever ate my life. They're good. Hands down. So I'm going to send us out of here with a Bible verse for my unnamed man. And Travis, we'll be praying for you and your family. But if you're wondering, I think Stone nailed it on the head. How do you do better? It starts with Jesus.

In Galatians 220, Paul says, I've been crucified with Christ and I no longer live, but Christ lives in me. The life I now live in the body, I live by faith. in the son of God who loved me and gave himself for me. Read that verse every day, my man, and things will start changing just because that verse is on your forefront of your mind. Amen. Duck call, Reynolds, we'll see y'all next time.

I think the next time we'll be back in our OG spot, so we'll see y'all.