Duck Call Room - Jase Robertson Is Headed to Court & Uncle Si Is Siding AGAINST Him!

Episode Date: June 27, 2024

Uncle Si was saved from a miserable “Duck Dynasty” trip to Scotland when Martin got to their hotel first and noticed something pretty important was missing! Phillip tries to get Jase’s side of the story surrounding his recent run-in with law enforcement over a seatbelt, but accidentally gets Mountain Man instead. John-David is amused by the idea of a heatwave in England that sounds to a native Louisianan like pretty pleasant weather. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh. Are you ready? This is tomorrow. Yeah. Welcome back. I don't know what we're talking about, but welcome back to the duck. We have to give our condolences to Beth and the rest of the great state up. Well, it's a country. It's a giant country.

It's called Canada. And they're not as good as Florida at hockey. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. It hurts Canada. Sorry, Miss. Oh, it hurts all of us. So Edmonton's out.

That's over. So that's over. We had to co-beth. Beth kept coming in getting us into hockey. I was invested. I yelled at the TV one time. There you go. And then we got beat by Miami,

and I'm like, this is how the Russians felt in 1984. Did you get off of them now? Yeah, back to minor league hockey, that's all we need. All we need is a bunch of massachusetts. Well,

that same night ended very differently for me because the Tennessee volunteers are now your men's college baseball national champion, so I had a happy wife. I bet you did. As far as I can say, Rocky Top. And if the boy who pitches for him, what's his name? Kirby.

That's a good name, Kirby. That lumberjack looking fellow. Oh, yeah, with the mustache and the Jordan's. Like, yo, bro. There's a chance somebody in East Tennessee is going to listen to this and show this to you. You got a seat because I'd like to talk about your look and your appearance as an elite, mature athlete. So I'm just saying. Like, yeah, no, because I think I'm a late, mature athlete, but no, welcome back.

We are going. We're headed straight for a holiday week. So that's a cool thing. It's July 4th, man. Fourth of July. Canada don't know nothing about that. Uh-oh. Oh, I got a look from bed.

Hey, that's too lost. That's like that question. Do you all know when July 4th is in Canada? Hey, speaking of July 4th, it's July 4th, 1776. Y'all are terrible. Hold on. But speaking of, what's up with these people in London talking about heat wave? Are they mad about it?

Have you seen the heat wave in London? Uh-uh. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You're never going to believe it. I mean, it's up there. It is so hot in London. It's 50% humidity and it's 78 degrees.

Oh, 38. And people are dropped. I'm sorry if this is happening to you. People are like dropping to the floor, having heat strokes and stuff. They wouldn't make it here. Not one day. Do you know how much we would be high-fiving right now if it were 78? 50% humidity?

I'd be just outside in a coat and a speed-up. I'd be, I'd break out my windbreaker. Yeah, I'd probably have to have a hood. You would. Yeah, I'd like out my windbreaker. This is how people feel about us when they hear about... Us griping about the cold. Yeah, when we're like ice fishing, that's insane.

And now London is on full bore alert. Find yourself an umbrella, some shade, and a misting fan. As a guy... As a man who did two weeks in Edinburgh, Scotland for Duck Dynasty, me and Gawain got there before everybody else flying. And the first place they put us in didn't have no air conditioning. I mean, not none. It just had winders.

So I went down there to the front desk and I said, like, where do we turn the air on? Because, I mean, it's kind of warm. You know, it's just like sticky. I was like, can we just take the humidity out of the room? Once it's above 80, you need an air conditioner. You need something to get rid of the wetness. And the folks just looked at us and we're like, yeah, no, those don't exist here. That little thing in your room is the heater.

And I'm like, yeah, no, that's not going to work. And so I call, I remember calling, I called Willie. We were all supposed to stay at this. So I called Willie and Corey and I was like, hey, just heads up. Because I knew when Sy and Phil showed up, I was like, this ain't going to be good. They got them. Well, within hours, we were then in the Sheraton in downtown Edinburgh,

which did, in fact, have very cold air conditioners. How about it? Yeah, we were like, yeah, no, this ain't going to work. I do think today is the last day of the heat wave in London. Is it? They are currently at 84 degrees. That's warm. No, that's warm.

It's not comfortable. It's warm with no air conditioning. And no ice. Yeah. Yeah. And the humidity's at 44%. Yeah. I tell you what, it's a bad day to be a lukewarm beer in London.

Them suck, you're pounding it. Yeah, it'd be a bad day to be a cold beer here. But, man, them boys are theirs. So you know my oldest is over in England right now. Yeah, is he? And he told me about the heat wave. He went to the horse races where you have to have a special invite. And he went through his girlfriend's family.

And there he is. That's Bryson and Emily. Wait, hold on. Most important question I have to ask right now. I love the top hat. But is your son dating a British girl named Emily? Yes. And he had this suit made to go to this special event.

That's pretty cool. Oh, so he got to visit like a habitashry. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's pretty cool. But they had a great time. He said the guests who was sitting right behind him, the Fonz was in the same box he was in, you know. Oh, so he's dating a wealthy. Hey.

Hold on. Hey. Is your son about to be like the Prince of England? I don't think so. He's still in there. I'm just saying, no, but I'm saying that old girl from Let's Make a deal, she never ended up in a box with the Fons. Yeah, you're right.

You know what I'm saying? You're right. The Fons is royalty over here. My man got to look about him. Oh, he's got to look about him now. Like, I don't know if he's at a horse race or we're about to bust out in a big monopoly game. That's right. We may do that too.

Like, that's. What about that? So he's thriving over there. Yeah, he's doing good. English culture. I thought you'd gave him two black eyes when I first looked. Oh, yeah, there's another. There he is.

English culture amazing. I think he opted for the right hat. Oh, yeah. That right there looks hot. If I had a choice, I think I'd take the top hat. And you know what? When we were over there, John David, we didn't see a lot of these soldiers smiling. Yeah.

I mean, hardly. Did you see a lot of British people smiling? No. Exactly. No, that's true. Nope. They're still looking back at, while they're all worried about a heat wave, we're all going to be in American Flag Speedos eating hot dogs by a pool in just one short week.

That's right. Why did not other countries do that? Because they care about their longevity of life. Yeah. I mean, America, I'm going to say it because we have some other people. And we're all about enjoying our roughly 65 years and calling it good. Or 79. But I will say that about America.

I never see people like you don't get on social media and see a bunch of people wearing an Australian swimsuit and popping fireworks. I'm not friends with many Australians. Me neither, but do they do that? I would hope so. I mean, I hope they love the smell of gunpowder as much as we do. The best thing about fireworks is the lingering smell.

No. Like forget the burnt powder. Yeah, I do like the burnt powder. There's nothing to be good burnt powder. Especially when you shoot that first shell and you pick it up, Because it's so humid down here that it sticks around up until the morning of July 5th. You walk outside that morning, you stretch, and you're like, you know, you have your morning beverage, whatever that may be. But you walk out there and you're like, I still smell gumpowder.

Oh, no, July 5th's got to smell about it around here. Yeah, it's a good thing. But this year, well, it's on like a Thursday. Friday. July 5th is Friday. No, I'm talking about the holidays. Oh, yeah. It's on Thursday.

It's like a weird, that's a weird time. Yeah, it's just a Thursday. holiday is just a yeah you don't get a three-day weekend you don't you just get the day just kind of like whatever but i guess that means next year to be on friday me and sire going to jason missies for a a big event that's going to happen and we're going to watch the fireworks there matter where your seatbelt what what all right look springtime is here it's warming up you know what that means that means more outside cooking and y'all know we love to eat beef around here and that's what because of our friends over at try tells beef makes such a good

hot up, baby. Ain't it good? It's so good. Our friend, Sao Robertson would say, bye on the grill! Look, before we got Tritels, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day.

And you never really know where that beef come to them, but with Tritels beef, we skip the grocery store and do it a different way. Tritels comes from a family ranch out in Texas. They're a fifth generation American ranch, so they've been at it for a while. Now, look, the beef comes straight from their ranch,

and other ranchers they work with who raise cattle the same way. Their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your door. We threw a couple of ribbys on the grill. Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Tritale's beef.

I know in size case Christine loves it, which is just a, She doesn't eat meat. She ain't a big meat easier, folks. Yeah. Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's trybeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. No, I heard about this. Oh.

So talk about it. We don't quit preaching. We don't quit preaching. I got an email. Who got a chicken? Hold on. Let me read this to you. I got an email.

Hold on. Okay. We're going to jump in that mail bag pretty quick. We may not stay in there, but we're just going to. to go dabbling to it. This is dabbling. We're dipping and dappin and don't know what's happening. A lot of people have been emailing me about the socks on the beach.

Those are gross. Just wear regular socks. But I got to find this one about Jace. Sox on a beach. That sounds like a drink. That's a different. No, no. Sox on a beach is very important.

But quit sending me those silicone things. Those are gross. Sox. Anyway, she didn't know how to get a hold of Jace. This is Laina I'm going with. She loves Jace. But today she was baffled by him. Apparently, Jace was speeding.

No, he wasn't speeding. He doesn't wear a seatbelt of some sort. Or he finagels a seatbelt into a fashion that makes it look like he's not wearing a seatbelt. He tucks it under his arm. Well, I mean, if you're 80, that's okay. But you're of the age you can wear it over your shoulder. Anyway. Watch your mouth.

We'll be talking about age, son. Where do you wear your seat belt over your shoulder? Hey, I click it just like it's in there. Well, Jace got pulled over for not wearing a seatbelt, and he said, I was wearing a seatbelt. And the cop said, I didn't see it. Sign here, sir. Technically, he was wearing it. And I think Jay said something along the lines of, I mean, have you ever heard of the unashamed podcast?

Oh, wow. I wouldn't lie. That's pretty good. And about 250 bucks later, Jay's got a ticket. He got a pop. All seed belt tickets ain't that much, are they? I wear a seat belt. They probably are.

No, I think it's like $25 first of it. No, no, no. Inflage. Uh-uh. Oh, no, that's years ago. No, $25 won't touch it. No, $25 ain't going to get it. That's a thing of Stravaganza, right?

This ain't no extravaganza, Jack. You're going to pay that fire for. So, Jay's got a ticket, and he feels it was unjust of some sort? Hey, if they don't know you're wearing your seatbelt, I mean, you're going to get a ticket. Well, no, no. Hey, here's the deal. When the cops are. I've seen him, he couldn't see the seatbelt.

There it is. That's right. So, hey, he's going to write you a ticket. Because when you said, hey, I had it on, hey, don't lie to me. And what Jay said? I was looking at you. I couldn't see the seatbelt.

I'm going to have a belt on. Yeah. It's just underneath my armpit. But anyway, so Jay's got a ticket. Jace got a ticket. I told him. Which is, like, two minutes from his house. Oh, man.

Why do I get joy in that? Am I wrong for getting joy? Hey, anytime I pulled over is, hey, yes, sir, nine bags full, whatever you say, hey. Nine bags, I'm kind of like a feel. I'm kind of like a field. Hey, look, go ahead and write a ticket to me sign it and get out of here. Yeah. Get out of here.

I ain't got time to be sitting around here. I got stuff I got to do. He ain't line. I was with Phil early on in my travels here. Is that what Phil told him? Oh, yeah. Phil looked at him and said, whatever. you got to do son do it quick we go and duck on.

Let me tell off on time. And I said, and look, the funny thing, you said Jace got one two miles from his house. That was also on Red Cut Road, which is, we and he made it to VJs yet. We actually pulled over in VJs so that the cop could come talk to us. Hold on. That's where Phil got pulled up. Phil got a ticket on Red Cut Road. No, the line, whatever you got to do, do it quick, worked.

Yeah. And the guy said, Mr. Robertson, please slow down. Just slow it down. It was me and Phil. See, but I've noticed something here. Mm-hmm. Because I was in a going down I-20 with Willie one time. Got pulled over, Willie hands him his license.

Guy looks at it, reads the word. I kid you not. That cop goes, Willie Robertson, I'm not going to be that guy. Have a good day, sir. And gave him an eye, him in the back seat, just bawled over laughing. Mm-hmm. But if you just don't argue. Yeah, don't argue.

But let me tell you. Robertson's got a thing about arguing. Yes, they do. Me and Sa have been pulled over a lot. First step one is assess blame. It was that cop's fault that he didn't see me wearing my seatbelt, not how you're supposed to. There you go. So we've been pulled over a lot.

And Sae usually is happy, go lucky, and he laughs and he gets out of it. And the guy's like, let me get a picture, you know. All my grandkids love you. And so except one time we're driving his wife's Jeep. we get pulled over and the guy says you know why I pulled you over and so I was like no because I wasn't speeding he said yes sir you were speeding no I wouldn't no I wasn't spleen this this jeep won't go 75 or whatever I said side I've tried on every intersection I go oh no no I've had it peg this there's no way he's getting out of this one no no look hey we went to a little town okay and

there's a red light up there and it's about a hundred yards oh yeah you got smashed oh no no so look I've got my blinker on and slowing down when he hits me with a light. So I go ahead, stop, pull over, and when he walked up, I said, what did you stop me for? He said, you were reading. I said, no, I wouldn't.

I said, hey, I'm fixed to turn right right here on this red light. And I said, I was not going fast like you said I was. And I said, I ain't paying that stupid ticket. You can lock me up. And now I'm trying to get back calm down. Philip's going, shut up. You told him you're not paying the ticket? I said, I'm not paying the ticket.

Take me to jail. I will go to court over this one. I said, I'm going to court over this one. I said, hey, you make sure you're there. He said, this chief won't do 75. Then he looked and he said, would you take a picture with me? I get it. I said, I'll take a picture with me.

And I said, I ought to charge you $25 for the picture. It's an extravagant? Well, I'll actually give it. to you. I'll let you take a picture. Okay. I got a question for you, boy. Why y'all get pulled over so much? Thank you. Hey, who knows? Oh, no, no. I do know why because he had

a truck that had hayjack on the back with his picture on the window. Remember that? And that's why they just keep pulling you over? I guess. Yeah, they wanted to take a picture. Hey, I took a picture with Everest Cops in Mississippi that night. You know, we got home. It was about 90 minutes. I mean, I couldn't tell you last time I saw

blue lights behind me, so that's why I'm like, Why you boys keep getting pulled over? I just don't understand. I've been pulled over once, and it was in like the last decade, and it was at a three-way stop, and there was not another car anywhere within 20 miles of me. He just- He rolled through it. I slowed down, turned right,

and apparently there was a cop hiding in some bushes somewhere. And he came up, and he was like, do you know what you did? And I was like, I got to be totally honest. I got no clue. Yeah. He goes, you didn't come to a complete stop. I said, where?

He goes at that stop sign I said oh I turn right I said my bad he goes I'll be right back I said sounds good How much was it? Smash I don't know I know people

It went away He got it dropped You know he got it dropped It went anyway Jace could have got his drop too Why is he arguing I'm rooting for the system against Jace Because apparently he's

Look but that That's just It's blood is so thick Beth texted me and said Jay said he's showing up to his court date. No. To fight a seatbelt ticket. I wonder if we can get his court date move to this office.

He's fixing to get $500. Hey, I want to call him and find out what happened. He's going to have to make a court ticket and all that. I want Judge Steve Harvey to handle all this because it seems like a joke. Hey, I would go speed if I could get in front of Judge Harvey. You go speed anyway. No, I would. So you're the worst driver here.

What are you talking about? What's what he knows for? No. Mm. I just drive. too slow. People pass me. Too fast. Yeah, I'm I'm papal. See, I had a dream

as a child. Oh, I had a dream. I like it. Arkansas Road. My dad's best friend, Ken Bunn, who's already gone to be with Jesus. If you were going down Arkansas road and you said, what is this traffic jam? Guaranteed there was a white S-10 at the front of the line.

Going about 25 all the way, and it was Ken Bunn. And I was like, one day, that's going to be me. I'm just going to drive slow everywhere, not in a hurry. I'm going to leave early enough to get places. And then they've made it four lanes, so people just go around me.

Yeah. Yeah, they ruined you during America. I did it for a little while. But yeah, I go like 40 and a 45 because I'm not in a hurry. Yeah, I'm in between you two and sigh. I'm kind of in the middle. You just got the speed limit?

Yeah, I mean, I'll go a little bit over. They're driving fast is in his family. Oh, his grandma has been pulled over by the cop. Hey, no, Mac. Hey, they threw the spikes on them. Hey, his uncle Mac would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would. Hey, those are known for speed. Well, that one is, for sure.

Ain't nobody here ever seen me run. If you think we're. That's that other side of the family. I don't know. I sat married inside. That's. I didn't get no speed. I'm the other.

I ain't ever done anything fast. Lord of mercy. Oh. Like on interstate. I put on like 77 just hit cruise. I mean, I ain't in no. What is the rule? I had a girlfriend who,

we're not going to call her crazy here for everybody to hear, but she was different. She would tell me you can get pulled over for one over the speed limit. This was back in college. Is that true? I mean, technically, the limit is 70. So technically, yeah, you could. But nobody does it, okay?

I had a state trooper tell me if it's 10 over, I'm going to pop them. Okay. So I usually. Pretty much if you say, yeah, like, 70, as long as you keep an eight out of your speed, they really ain't going to mess with it unless you're doing something stupid. Yeah. Like if you're tailgating an 18 wheeler or like driving erratically.

Why don't anybody do that? That freaks me out. Sometimes, because there's a lot of log trucks in this town, we have a very big meal. And people get so close to them. And I'm like, you are trusting the dummy behind you to hit his brakes. Yeah, which one of them final destinations did y'all not see? One, two or three. that way. If I see a log truck, I'm just stopping for 10 minutes and waiting for it to go away.

You're coming this close to death every day when you pass those log trucks. I mean, it's just woo, woo, woo, but sign's not driving behind the log trucks. No, I get, I get around them. Yeah, I do. Oh, hey, well, I either, I either pass over like you mean it. I don't, I don't mess around. Nope, nope, nope. But the problem with, you know, like the problem, and I love truckers and I appreciate what y'all do. I appreciate what y'all do for us, like, right, to keep the country rolling and everything. but when I get behind y'all on interstate and one of y'all's going 71 and the other's going 70

and y'all trying to pass, can we just agree? Can you all just tap the brakes or something and get in line? Well, I do give the truckers a break because they're working. They are working. And I want them to get their job done.

Just back off a little while. I love them for one reason because when people get stupid when their signs, hey, the road's going to go on the one lane and they just keep running and run, everybody keeps running up the front. Yeah.

Well, hey, the truck drivers do what they should do. Yeah. They pull up in the middle and tell me, hey, you fixed to stay in line. Have I shall not pass? You ain't going past me up there and run in front of me. Amen, buddy. I'm the same way.

You know there's a trucker right now doing that exact thing, listening. Hold on. I do it sometime. I ain't in middle 18 weeks. No, but I get it. When I see Lane closed. If they start doing it, I get in the middle.

Well, I say, go ahead and wreck it. Go ahead and wreck it. My pen to me and then I'm going to sue you for everything you owe. He ain't going to sit, y'all. Yeah, I would. No, yeah. I'm that guy that goes as far as he can and then just... Dives over.

It's the blinker and waits until somebody lets me over. I'm not that guy. See, y'all wouldn't get long on the highway. I'm the guy that gets over the first opportunity once I noticed that sign means it. Like, it's not that big of a deal. But if anybody comes past me, I'm like, nope, you are not. getting in. But they do. They go, and then somebody else lets him in. Well, somebody else will, but it ain't me. I know you're tight. I'm the same way. It ain't you

boys. If he comes by a hundred cars, right, I said, hey, do not let him in. Now I will, but I'll let him in. I will say. And he yells at me. I will say in that exact same scenario, I was riding with a friend who was a professional NASCAR driver at the time. And it was stop traffic and there was a lane closed and he just looked at me and said the one line that I'll never forget. The gas is your friend and we blew by everybody. And then when he got up there, he did, he and he won't. And next thing, I know we're on the shoulder and we just keep going. Now, he's a professional driver and I was still scared of death. I ain't going to name his names. I don't want anybody think bad of him. I know. But he's from Emporia, Kansas. Y'all got him up.

He may have been on an episode of Duck Dynasty, but, and we're going to be on a episode of Duck Dynasty, but and we may have only been headed to a concert. Well, yeah. But, you know, he was in a hurry. And I was right.

Well, he knows how to do it. I, yeah, and I still scared to death. Yeah. Like, why are people always in a hurry?

I don't know. Alabama saying that. Well, I'm in the hurry to get things gone. Hey, the answer I always heard was hell ain't full yet. Very aggressive. Well,

hey, I'm just, I get it. I've heard that all my life. And nowhere's heaven. That's it. Yeah. I'm getting the,

Car wreck either direction. Yeah, just because you die in a car wreck, don't mean you. Well, that's wild. Your sentence. But why are you in a hurry? Because you are 30 minutes early to every thing you've ever been to. So why do you speed? Yeah.

I do. I do want to know this. Si, please answer this question. Why do you speed? You go, you drive fast. And then you get here. I guess I'm like, what, a maverick? Dangerous, Maverick.

I feel the needs for speed, boys. the need for speed well i think side does it because he knows he's got bathroom brakes he got to make up four along the way good point if the ride's over 30 minutes he's stopping somewhere take a leak oh and these young punks that pull up beside him and rev their engine they ain't got a chance because i ain't going back off and he can afford the ticket and he's got better insurance than they do and the gas yeah he's ready at all times the gas is why i drive slow yeah i i'm bad now i greatest julys than they do and the gas i'm joy in life is to try and get the 13.2 miles per gallon to go to 13.3. And I'm just working it. I'll put the car in neutral if we're going downhill. My favorite. My favorite is to pull up directions on your phone and try to beat the time that it says you're going to be there. I'm always

in a race against that clock. But I mean, you don't have to drive fast to do that. It accounts for every miserable thing that could happen on the road. But I'm always like, no, it don't take that long. There ain't no way. Google math knows how I drive. It's weird. Your average speed of 57 miles an hour. But they'll be like, oh, you'll be home at 402, and I'm like, ain't no way. And then I'll be like, we're almost home. And then one of my kids is back, I got to pee.

And I'm like, crap, you're going to get out. And then we get home at 402. And I'm like, how to think. See, I thought Martin would be the one who wanted to be there on time because he's got to deal with numbers, you know, when he pumps the gas. I leave early. Yeah. I leave early.

I'm rarely late to an event of any sort. I just, I don't. I don't. that was trained in me from a, from a young age. Like, the worst thing I hate is, don't rush me. Mm-hmm. I like being rushed. Yeah, I start.

I mean, I get dressed earlier, whatever. Like, I just am like, man, you ain't. All, let's go. My deal is like, my goal in life is to never have you wait on me for anything. Well, hey, wait, Phil said, hey, if he says you five, you better show up at 4.30. he's rolling out about $4.50. Yeah, because he's leaving 10 minutes early.

And he will leave you behind. Right. And he ain't yet waiting on it. Yeah. Which, I mean, you know, if there were more people like that, then you wouldn't have all these wrecked and backups. Military. I'm always 15 minutes early.

I do find it funny that Jace is strong. He's going to fight a seat. No way. Just pay the fine. Just pay the fine. No, no, no, no. Fight it, Jace. No.

I want to see how it plays out. It's a principal. Yeah. I say it never goes to court. So what is the rule, though? Wear your seatbelt? So he was wearing his seatbelt, but instead of over his shoulder. He's not wearing it.

Under his arm. If you can't document it by seeing it, that officer, then he's not wearing it. Here's what I equate that to. Personally, I'm in a boat. You're supposed to have a life jacket on. He's in a boat. And I've got it tied around my waist instead of its intended design to go over my shoulders and buckled and I get pulled over and get a ticket from a warden for not wearing my life jacket.

You weren't wearing it right. I was not wearing it the way it was designed and intended, so therefore he can give me a ticket, and that's okay with me. Yeah, that's the law. That's the law. If that's the law, see, that's why I don't want. And that's the law. I don't want legal.

I don't want to be under law when it comes to my faith. You know what I mean? I want to be under grace. Yeah. So I had it on, but I just didn't have it over here. Oh, you're covered. Yeah. I'm going to go full of Church of Christ,

but what if Jace didn't have a left arm? He still got a dog. That's funny. I'm saying. There's amputees out there. Where do they have to put it? That's intended purposes over your shoulder, correct? Yeah.

Oh, but people without shoulders. Yeah, no. I ain't saying no. No. That's an exception, John Daven. That's why I don't like, I'm scared of the law. Yeah. Because the letter of the law,

nope. Ain't no mercy. Yeah. the spirit of the law. Forget it. Forget it. You ain't going to have. And you can't blame, like,

I mean, I can't blame the cop. If he said, I didn't see it. But then he didn't see it. Go prove it otherwise of his word versus yours. How do you prove that? That's what I'm saying. As he says, she said. So that's going to be a problem.

But let me tell you all something. When I started working at the children's home 30 years ago, I had a job when I was still going to school. I was a crisis intervention supervisor. I had to go and check and make sure all the meds were behind two locks. And so I would have to take my credit card out of my pocket and go and slide

and fill both locks. I didn't want to do that. This is how I was trained to do. And only one lock was locked from time to time and I'd say, and I'd talk to them and I'd say, you know, you have to have to. And if it was like that again,

then I would have to, you know, get them in trouble. I didn't want to do it, but it was part of my job. So I can see what this cop is talking about. he don't want to do it but he didn't see the seatbelt even if he believes jace now he's like i don't want to do it but i got to do it yeah here we are here we are i'm just doing my job buddy well that's doing my job that's why i'm like you i'm glad i'm under grace i mean okay

okay there's no there's no room for mercy in the letter not in the law no i should law is the law and that's it you're you're you're it i mean in the in the in the chance of to turn this into an epic mini-series. We could just call Jace, I guess. I want to call him. Well, calling. Okay. He'll come way more near answering your phone call thinking it's about a poker game

than he will mind thinking it's about work. Hey, let's take a break and you call him. You're verifying. Hey, what are you doing, Mountaine? Man, I don't know. I'm over here in Tennessee. Wait, that is my... I called you by accident.

I'm on a podcast. I was calling Jason. I hit your number. I'm sorry. You're on the podcast, the Duck Call Room podcast. Is that right? Mountain Man. I just, I do have a question since this is a mistaken phone call.

He said, guess where he's at? He's in Tennessee. He's Rocky Top. But look, Mountain Man, how do you feel about seatbelt tickets? Seatbelt tickets? Yeah. And a few of them sure have. Why don't you just wear your seatbelt?

Well, you know. I do I do. When I get hairy situations anymore. You are a hairy situation. Well, if I, you know, if I sleep over five minutes on the road in one time where I'm driving, I'll start. Sleeping and driving. I get sleepy. Mountain man, do you drive fast?

No, no. I drive fast to keep up with everybody, baby. It seems like I'm going fast. You don't do a lot of things. I quit driving fast. That fast lane, it's just stupid nerve wracking anymore. I'm one of them to do to get over there in the left lane, the right lane, the slow lane, whatever. I just poke along.

It's always angry. Oh, Lord. Mountain man's just poking along, y'all. Mountain man. So here's what happened. Jay's got a seatbelt ticket because he had his seatbelt tucked underneath his arm. and then when the cop saw him he didn't see the seatbelt

so he pulled him over and Jace was like I mean I had my seatbelt I don't know what and the guy was like sorry and rode him a ticket and so now Jace is going to fight it in court so we were calling Jace

I'm sorry I got you and Jace right beside each other How many numbers do you have any? That's all right we both got bears seven Jason Mountain Man seems like there should be some space between that You would think Martin would be in between them

I almost called you accidentally, too. Do you think he deserved the ticket, Mountain Mountain? While we have you. Yeah, we got you on here. Well, I don't know. Jason is always doing something pretty good here and there. I already give him a break every now, man. The man was on Duck Dynasty.

He got the break of all breaks. Yeah, you know, Doug Dynasty show of all things. I don't know. No, I disagree. I'm I'm Oh, well Hey

I fail for him though To tell him I've had a few of them Yeah Poor thing can't afford it Yeah the first one It's only about $400

$400 Good great Yeah they could They may have gone up Since then But Inflation For a seatbelt ticket

Hey They clip you I don't know I never had more No wonder Jason wants to fight it That's a lot of Yeah.

They go up now. I don't like that much, but they go up, you know. You can get hurting that. It wasn't an old wreck. I said, or just gave me a warning at least. It's $50, by the way. Oh, is that it? $50.

Louisiana law states that all drivers and passengers, regardless of which seat they occupy in a vehicle, must wear a seatbelt or properly restrained in a child safety seat. The fine for not being properly restrained is $50. dollars. Yeah, he just pay it. Just pay the 50. That's why he wrote the ticket. Yeah. It's not that bad.

He wasn't trying to hurt him. No, it ain't that bad. If he needs me to allow him a little money, I can't see through this. He sold a little bit of that cabooia. Look, here's how you fix it. Where do you see it so they can see you. Well, Mountain Man, hey, it's good talking with you, man. Oh, good talking.

I want you to tell there Johnny Debtel everybody to order them some mountain man's kabuya spicy season. It is delicious. That's enough. Go to cabooia dot. Ladies and gentlemen, if you would like some kabuya seasoning, it is either.org.net.gov. Dot com slash duck. Hey, okay, I ain't got all day. Why did you?

Why did you? I saw you doing it. And I'm like, why did he scrolled him out, man? Like, it was just bizarre. That was the best surprise because for the first sentence, I thought it was Jace. And I was like, man, Jace is talking even slower than normal. The first, at first. And I was thinking about myself, that's a pretty good impersonation, Jake.

I was thinking, boy, that boy is sick. Gotcha, mighty. Now, Jay's ain't, he ain't going to do it. He ain't answering my text. He knows he's got a weak defense. But Alan, Phil agreed with him that he shouldn't have got the ticket. According to Lana. Lana's upset.

Lina says you do the crime, you pay the fine. Again, it's 50 bucks and you should have had it visible. Also, the fact that I legitimately thought this must be $250. $50, that ain't bad. I thought it was a lot more than that. The fact that we've now looked it up and it's $50. I mean. But, you know, he is in his mind, and he's always said,

he's a man built on principle. And Valdez killed everybody over $200. That's four seatbelt tickets. I know, that's four of them. So I don't know. I just, I mean, I'm not, I get, here's what I'll say, probably to wrap this up since Jason ain't going to answer. I ain't answered.

I get where Jason's coming from. You wore the seatbelt. It was on technically, technically on, technically buckled. But the cop can't see that. technically un-invisible. But you can't, so you can't blame the cop for doing his job. And if your problem is, the way Beth explained it was he just wanted the cop to know that he was telling the truth that it was on. So he's grounded in, I'm telling the truth versus, I don't think he's necessarily fighting the fact that he wore it incorrectly.

He wanted the cop to know he wasn't lying to him. He's ain't going to lie to you. And he's not. He will not lie. If it comes to telling the lie, he's going to do exactly what he did there and just ghost us. He just ain't going to talk to you. Like if he's going to tell you something you don't want to hear necessarily, he just

ain't going to talk to you. Like I've known a boy for 20 years now. That's just what it is. So, you know, I can appreciate him wanting to know. But if his defense says, I had it on, so therefore I don't get the ticket. Well, you weren't wearing it properly. So, but the cop could have taken, also could have taken the moment to educate you on this is improper. Police put it over your shoulder, have a nice day.

There's all sorts of interactions that could have happened here differently, but generally speaking, I've noticed cop interactions have a lot to do with your attitude. Oh, no. So I'm going to probably give him a C minus on his attitude for talking to said cop if he still got the tickets. And if I'm the cop, I'm saying, I believe you, but I'm still giving you the ticket because you wore it incorrectly. I'll never know. Until we get the footage from the chest cam,

we'll never know what happened that fateful day. I'll make a video. I do think that the only answer we have here is to start a go-fund me. Put it out there so our fans can all pay for Jace's $50 ticket. And the words of Jason, I can find more than that in my truck. I got more than that much. And he does. Yeah.

I mean, it ain't about... I will say that. It ain't about the money. No. He got that falling out of... I kind of hope he goes and pays it with like a silver doubloon he's dug up from somewhere or something. That's worth seven. That'd be kind of on the nose.

I don't have 50 cash, but I can trade you. There's 1912 nickel. It's a buffalo. It took me eight hours to dig it up. Oh. Well, we'll get back in that inbox. You got up for some... more?

Yeah, let's go. Elijah's in a pickle. Who? Elijah. Elijah is in a pick. He's emailed back-to-back days. Uh-oh. What was he in a pickle about?

He's got a best friend. Yeah? And there's a girl. And? Oh, no. They both like her. Bum, bum. We really need to get some people.

We really need to get some people listening in bigger cities. They need to fight to the death. It's the only option. Hunter says fight to the death. I don't believe that. You remember what happened to Uriah, Uriah, the Hittite? When David saw his woman and took her, sent him to the front of the line. He got killed.

Let's not go sinful here, Elijah. How is saying? Hopefully you're not. First off, don't be peeking on her while she's taking a bath. Second off, if she got a boyfriend, back off. Back off. But if she's not married. Mm-hmm.

You might have to see you. Any relationship advice. Did you and Phil ever like the same girl, Si? No. No, but they both dated Kay. Well, no. That sign was a shepherd.

Hey, my older brother married one, and I dated her sister. Totally normal thing. Yeah. He married her? But, hey, yeah. Harold married Mary. I dated, you know, Mary's younger sister. See, I were just laying a framework for them Owen boys.

Yeah, yeah. Strategy. If I had a brother and Allison had a sister, we'd introduce each other. Elijah. Well, they could do this gentleman, like. What's the gentleman right to happen? We could bring dueling back in. You and Hunter just want these people to fight?

But here's the problem. Do we even know if the girl's interested in either one of them? That's the deal. Why does her opinion not matter? So what if they both like her? That's true. She may be dating somebody else and they both like her. She don't even know they exist.

Elijah, I'm just going to tell you this. There's more than one. Fish in the sea. More fish in the sea, son. There's a bunch of them out there, big dog. Yeah, that's weird that we don't know the girl's perspective because she doesn't like both of you. There's a strong possibility she doesn't.

Yeah. You may. No. You may not. May the best. Best man win. And if she's cool enough to, you know, end the friendship. Yeah.

Keep living your life and just figure out what happened. There's no advice. There's no like, hey, you should go. No, just live your life. Yeah, don't take turns. That's weird. Yeah, that's bizarre. Hey, I'll call the stone.

You're your best shot, son. Yeah. Go for it. Go for it. But tell your friend, hey, I like her. Best man win. Shake hands. Go to CVS and buy a card and some flowers.

When the bell rings, go back out and put your dukes up. Show up with a pizza and you know the rest. That's right. Take it to. Amen. And since we've talked about Jace so much in this episode, Preston from Wisconsin, emailed me the greatest meme I've ever seen. And it's two pictures of Jace.

And I got a good chuckle out of it because above one picture, it says every gas station employee in West and Northern Michigan. maybe I've never been and above the other picture and it's the same picture it says average creative director in Los Angeles he ain't wrong and it got yeah that's what I'm saying I can't speak to the gas station employee in west of northern Michigan but creative director's coming out of LA he ain't wrong he looks just like they looked like Jace kind of thin yeah big beard beanianian in the middle of the only thing I would say for the creative director part is they do actually manicure their beard like they they show it he's been manicuring lately we hadn't Yeah, but I'm saying they show like, I mean, they show up and it's got like a sheen to it. They put oils in it. Like Si. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Cy's fancy. That thing ain't saying no oil or conditioner and ever. Ever. How kind of shampoo do you use, Cy? It's a four in one situation. Oh, that's an Irish Spring. It's good for body, head, oath. All in one.

All in Clues. All inclusive. Irish. Yeah. Do you match the shampoo with the, no, a single. I only do deodorant and then the bod. Oh, wow.

A bourbon deodorant. Burban. Mixed with the bod. He drinks a little and puts a little in his hair. Hey, look here, and the women love it because I've had too many of them tell me, oh my goodness, you smell good. What?

What kind of soap do you use? Irish spring. But I thought that was the shampoo. That is the shampoo and soap. Four and one. Yeah. We got it. Yeah, them little boxes you see at Christmas.

time, ding. No, no, well, hey, the bod. Come with this limited edition, Lufa. No, no, hey, look, the bod was, hey, Al and Lisa are jokesters, both of them. So what I got for Christmas was they done it as a gag joke. Well, hey, I used it in my life. My wife loves it. So I said, hey, the gag is on YouTube.

I got a question. For you people that are a little more aged, because I'm approaching there, like, as you go, I know your hearing goes, your vision goes, your sense of smell will go too. Because y'all wear some very strong things, like very fragrant items. The older you get, I'm just saying I notice.

To answer you a question. Uh-huh. The older you get, everything goes. I just didn't know that like smell would become muted. I was just curious, you know? That is interesting. I've never thought about your,

the sense of smell leaving. Did your taste buds stay? Yeah, my taste buds pretty good. Okay, pretty good. But everything else. And the smell, the smell doesn't go away either. Well, Phil's smell has won away for. Has it?

Yeah, he never had one on fire. Huh. Why do you say that? Because ain't no way a man walking around smell like that on purpose. Well, no, no, I'm serious. It's ruined him. Yeah, well, you got to think about it. Self-inflicted.

Man, where's his hunting clothes? Yeah. Okay. And the order is, don't ever wash them. Just throw them away. Yeah. No, he don't throw him away. He just keeps wearing them.

Direct quote. Martin, that wasn't my pee you smelled. That was me. No, no. He said, I smelled it when I got home too. Oh, no. Oh, no, no. Look, whatever.

I thought he was in kidney failure. Oh, no. From the smell of the urine coming out of there. It smells like if you go to Ryan's buffet, you know, around. lunchtime when you look at when you get in a closed vehicle with my brother okay during hunting season there is a odor that hey rest in peace right so hey something is dead in your truck oh i see him no and then he'll tell you he said no that ain't nothing dead in the truck it's me yeah yeah what what he got against the rinds before it smells like oh man urine that's why they

shut it down. If you didn't get there before a 9 or 10 a.m., you couldn't handle the smell. Hey, you know that's true, Zah. Hey, I've never in...

Mark's throwing up in his mouth. I'm with you, Martin. Call the time out and ask the question. Do you frequent a lot of buffets? You know I do? Only the ones that have a takeout. So have you been, I mean, I've always wondered...

I've always wondered... Are you a patron of our local Golden Corral? Yeah, I love the Golden Corral. Me and Johnny Day went once. Did y'all like it? No. I did not. Wait, wait, wait.

I loved it. Those rolls are good. The chicken nuggets needed some work. Hold on. Is this the new improved? Because, you know, they shut it down and then they opened back up. We were pre-vid. Yeah, we were free.

Yeah, they had to shut it down in 2020. I didn't agree with a lot of what we were doing, but buffets, I mean, that's the one that made the most sense. I don't want to share force with everybody. but yeah I got me and Martin I'm just not a buffet guy me and well the Johnny's buffet

now ding hold on but that pizza goes in and out so quick that like we gotta talk about you know something else too I got a guy named Parker

he's from Alabama he brought us some gift certificates of Johnny's pizza what me and John David they're at the honey hole yeah I forgot

oh hey so we got weeded out again we'll split it we're gonna go to the buffet but it was like Parker went all out. And for that, my friend. Yeah, he dropped us a Honda.

And somebody said, somebody on my Instagram was like, I thought you'd make great pizza. Here's the deal. The only pizza better than homemade pizza is free pizza. Yeah. Free pizza is at the top of all food chains. Send us home, please.

Let's go. Romans 13. 1. Let everyone be subject to the governing seatbelt law authorities. There is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist and the laws that they make

are that for a reason. Have been established by God. That's it. Wear your seatbelt, people. Pay up. Deadbeat. All right. We'll see y'all next time. We're out.