Duck Call Room - Jase Robertson's Court Battle Has Taken a Turn for the Worse

Episode Date: September 17, 2024

Uncle Si knows exactly how Jase's upcoming court date will go down. Martin is miffed that John-David’s wife, Alyson, showed up to the studio without a hot, homemade pizza, and John-David’s loathing for performing his civil duty inspires a good old-fashioned Si rant. Si might have to get his band, The Sicotics, back together if John-David’s son is as good at keyboard as they say! And the boys agree that real men actually do cry. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, welcome back to the duck call room, ladies and gentlemen. We are here for another fun-filled episode. If you're like, man, why's he sitting over there? It can only mean one thing, right? We have a guest. We have a guest. Hello. Oh, she thinks people just know her about her hello now.

Okay. She's been here a couple of times now. She ain't even waiting for the names. They get that people know them. All right. Here's the deal. Oh, boy. She's so better to look at.

So easy on the eyes. I guarantee you. I'm into it. here. I'm John David's better half. I'm just kidding. Allison is here. Allison is back.

It's been like two years since you said yes. I know. I've been avoiding it because there's zero plan that comes in. So if you're wondering what you listen to is real, it is. Because I ask John David all the time, what are y'all talking about tomorrow? And he has no idea. So you were just a part of our planning committee. You got here early enough after we moved you from the handicaps.

spot. Yeah, we got to talk about that. Rude. She just pulls into the handicapped spot, Zah. There's nobody handicapped. He was already here. That's on oxygen right now. That good looking woman can pour it anywhere. She must be most to pull.

I guess so. There you. We moved her. You had to kick your coverage way. This is what? This is true. This is true. But yeah, you've been avoiding us. I have. Because of just no plan? Yes, I don't. I have to have a plan. Well, we had a pretty good plan and you didn't follow through on that.

We planned on y'all bringing us pizza. And instead you walk in here with ghost energy. Nobody told me that plan. So, you know, it's funny. And a sci copy teacup over there. It's like size teacup but bigger. Marriage Retreat cup, but it's one of my favorite cups. Hey, with a lid. Got a lid. Yeah. Yeah. Unbelievable. But no, welcome, Allison. Welcome. Thank you. I'm glad to be here. Welcome to no plan. I have no clue what we're talking about but it'll be interesting. Hey, you're informed as just with the rest of us.

Are you glad schools back now? It's bitter sweet. As a stay-at-home mom, he got all the kids gone. It was time. But also, I do not like the after-school hustle and the homework and rush and, you know. You don't got homework. They do. I feel like I help.

I have to call up the study guides. Either figured out or don't. Yeah, don't have your husband help with you much class. Oh. aggressive. I did get a notification today. About what? Pizza flour will be delivered on Friday. It said it's the most time to order pizza flour. It knows. And I was like, you know what? I am out. I forgot. God bless Rocket money.

That's how much flour we order at our house. We get notifications like, why haven't you ordered this? And then on my phone it came up that it was ordered. So I was like, perfect. But it won't be here until Sunday. So I don't know what we're going to do this weekend. You're going to have to change it up. You know, used to you were good at things. Well, what else your preys been up to? So Carter, Allison signed him up for piano lessons. We hadn't found Carter's, you know, niche in life.

His thing. His hobby. You may have just found it. We may have found it. So he, what was he? We tried soccer. That was no Bueno. We tried tennis last year.

That one was. And he enjoyed. it, but for the whole year he didn't progress at all. Sports are up. Yeah. It's not his thing and he really doesn't love it. And he's fine with that. Yeah, he's fine with it.

My cousin was in town last week and he was like, Carter, you want to watch a football game? He goes, not really a big football guy. And he just walked off. He's honest, though. He will tell you that. Well, I ask him because I bet he would have had a blast with me this weekend before I went. Oh, he would have had a lot of fun with you.

He might still be there. So you went to jail? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's, you know, I was kind of worried about it because, you know, I spent 24 years, 24 and a half years in the military, and I spent half of that overseas. And everybody was always telling me when I was in Germany. Why don't you go behind the iron curtain? Well, and all was just the answer was, no, how?

No. No, thank you. Well, and the reason being, okay, is I've been in lockup about twice now. Okay. And I don't like going anywhere that someone has a big iron key and puts it a big iron gate. And you hear the metal on metal click behind you. And that idiot is the key. Yeah.

Allison's been to jail. No. No, I'm just kidding. I fix it what you do. I don't know. Yeah, I was ready to hear this. I've never even been pulled over. Oh.

Yo, but it was really the best part of it to me. Yes, it is. Color Guard and they sang, the guy sang the national anthem. Well, hey, I started singing with him, couldn't help myself. Yeah. And it just made him get louder and better to cover up me. To cover up you? Yeah.

Yeah. And it was awesome. Anybody with a red, white and blue roof. No, no, because hey, this dude could battle it out, boys. That's the best rendition of our national anthem I've ever heard. So was he? He was incarcerated. He's a prisoner.

Yeah. And he's just like, you know what? Somebody got to sing it. Well, no, no. And he did. And he done a fantastic job. Okay. It was an honor just to have him cover me up.

But I couldn't help it. Okay. I'm patriotic myself. There's a couple songs. Hey, I love this country. So, hey, go. The national anthem is. It is well with my soul.

There it is. That's good. Deep down. Yeah, deep down. What was he in for? Huh? I have no idea. He didn't ask you.

No, I didn't ask that. That's too many. You're getting too personal there. But it was, you know, God behind bars is, was the name of the ministry. And it was awesome. He went all the way to California, Allison, to go to San Quentin. It was awesome. Which is like.

I wish I, you know, shame on me. The lady that was the best speaker at there. Her husband was a sniper in the military, okay, that gave his life for our country. Okay, but she was by far, hands down, the best speaker I've ever. heard speak about Jesus. I mean, it was awesome. Did your nephew speak? No, I spoke.

You spoke. What did you hit him with? I hit him with, who's the man? Who's the man? We watched the movie, okay, the blind, okay, and Phil's still in there. That was his saying when he was running while, who's a man? Yeah. Well, I told him really, who's the man?

Yeah, that's awesome. Okay, and it was following that lady, it fit perfectly into what she had discussed. But she was, she was by far the better speaker out of anybody there. You get to, you get to yell in Y's up there? Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, because when I, I said, bang on a phone. I screamed, I know the man that looked behind you. See that big ball of fire up there we call the sun?

Oh. Oh, and they all turned. I said, I know the man that hung up. But it was awesome. It was a really good weekend two days. That yelling and pulpit pounding.

That's just. Oh, well, hey, I'd knock the whole state. down. I got fired. Did you? Yeah, no, I got fired up. It was great. It really was. And like, I think, you know, 50 or 75 is already, you know, talking about, hey, I'm going to want to be baptized after all this. Well, I don't know how many actually, I had to leave early to catch my flight to get home. So I haven't know how many they actually baptized. It went on for another, what,

eight hours. You slide somebody a cup hundred bucks, lock McMillan up or not? No, I couldn't work at it. How was McMillan? Was he nervous? Oh, yeah. Yeah. But, hey, he's a, he's a good public relation man, okay? No, no, he really is. Philip is. He's good with the public, okay? He is.

It was really a fabulous event. I bet Philip was over trying to sell T-Cocos. Yeah. Hey, man. Oh, hey, I wouldn't doubt that. I wouldn't. Hopefully he got them in their commissary at San Quentin. Cargo pants full of them, sneaking them into jail.

Hey, here's what got me. Yeah. They all just. were in love with me. That's crazy to me, okay? Yeah, you go to a place full of crazy people. They're going to love you. Well, hey, I'm just saying, hey, it's insane.

Yeah. That's why I'm living proofs that God is alive, guys. Yeah. Come on. I give me a, give me a, are they allowed to listen to podcasts? Uh, well, they, they were saying we only get to see it on one channel. I think the way they were saying.

They're probably more Duck Dynasty than Duckball room. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah. but it was it was an awesome event and yes god should be behind bars no he's there he's there already whether yelts that's what makes me mad we kicked him out of schools and he should

be there too yeah a bunch of idiots oh here we go there we go here we go young human race and I'm part of it hey Allison Allison went to Bible school okay did you know that she was that was online good for you online Bible yeah you got a degree uh I don't know if it was a degree. You got a certificate? You got a certificate. That means you can marry people? I opted out of being ordained.

Oh, she opted out on that. But after John David's friends getting married in December, I should have opted in for that. Oh, yeah. I'm best man in a wedding coming up. It's weird. It is weird. You know, you think it, I thought my moment had passed.

I was never going to get to be a best man, but here I am. What? Oh, you never, hey, you never know. You never know. You never know. Zah, you should perform the ceremony. No. No.

No, you the last thing you want me to do is be involved to something that's emotional. Okay, get married and all that's emotional, so now I'd break down. You'd cry? Oh, hey. You know, this thing about men don't cry, hey, that's BS. Okay, men do cry.

Hey, you cry. Okay, real men do cry. He cries more than I do. Oh. All right, real light. And an emotional way. Hunter, make that a real. Please,

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She didn't make fun of you being soft. She just merely pointed out that you cry more than her. Oh, 100%. I kind of like it though. Yes. It brings out the more emotional side of me. Yeah. That's a good thing.

I'll really, yeah. Yeah. Hey, I considered a small miracle as a man raised by your father. But I cried? Yeah. I was scared of them. I had to do. Hey.

Look, hey, fear is a good thing. That's true. And it's a liar. Okay. And it's what? A liar. I don't know if any fear that I had, it ain't a lie involved there. If I's afraid, it's the truth.

Yeah, yeah. You should be a fear. Oh man, that made me, that made me giggle. That's funny. Allison doesn't go to prison. She goes to like women's groups. Well, I, wherever they need it. You know, there's always struggles in any group you're in.

A woman's group, a prison. Everybody needs Jesus. Hey, look, we all need help. We all do. That's the bottom line. We all need help. Yeah. Hardin's going to be switching.

We're all broken. Yep. I said Martin going to be Switzerland on that one. No comment on that one. No comment on the way. No, no, when you compare a women's group to a prison, I ain't saying nothing.

I just don't attend. Yeah. I cheer out. Well, that's a loaded question. I don't lead a women's group now. Oh, you used to. Yeah. Brittany was part of it.

Oh, yeah. What does they say? When cattle and women's stampede, that's when you have a crisis? Yeah. That sounds like a crisis to me. That or Black Friday. Yeah, hey, because you can't stop neither one of them. Okay.

Cal are going to run wilds, old women. I really did have a good time. See, he come in here all charged. Oh, no. He got them batteries. He's all the way across the country and be charged up when he gets back. It was, hey, between the four days in Texas, Delvon and that San Francisco trip, yeah, my bad, he was running low. Yeah.

But he's fine now. He's coming here on. But it was. It was worse going. Yeah. Well, that's good. Let's go. Let's go back.

What, how did, uh, did you, do you sing in the airport getting there? No. No, no, but I did sing it to prison. And I enjoyed it thoroughly. Okay. Because all it did is it made the guy that was singing it about 10 times better because he got higher and stronger to override me. And I loved it.

I love it. I love it. I see at church, everybody just gets quiet. Oh, yeah. can listen to you. I was just about to say. The lady was sitting in front of me. She was like this.

I had her fingers in there. So somebody finally could come up and tapped on the shoulder. Somebody knew me and said, hey, look, that's just the first three they've started. They're going to think three more of his favorite. And all that's going to happen is he's getting louder, baby. You might have want to go down about 10 more pews in front of him. So he says to let you know that, hey, he's into it. But see, the cool thing is now, you know, you got.

You got Carter playing the piano. You could fire your band back up. Oh, no, no. That's what, Joe, hey. You'd have to know early 2000s rock music is pretty much Carter. Well, that's good because there's not a lot of singing involved in that. I was about to say, I didn't know you could sing. He can't.

You just, you know, I like it. That's debatable. Okay, we've had it both ways. No, this debate's going to go like that last one. I may not could sing, but, hey, for about two years, I made $300,000. I thought that was pretty amazing. Okay. I may.

Okay. So, hey, I'm always, I'm always rubbing that in Stone's face when he said, hey, you can't sing. I said, hey, I paid $300,000 about your two years in a row. That does make you a professional. Hey. Well, you are part of a platinum selling album.

That's it. That's it, yeah. Platinum selling recording. When I was doing the singing, they asked me, have you got anything special you've ever done? I said, no. And Bridget, Marshall said, hey, you got a album that went platinum. That's awesome.

And I said, oh, I forgot about that. Yeah, sounds like a professional to me. Of course, Ray Stevens was considered a professional as well. He couldn't sing. Well, hey. But that squirrel. The squirrel in the church, yeah. Yeah.

Oh, hey, that squirrel, Mr. Squirrel said a congregational on the rat fath again. We're considered professional podcasts. I'm pretty sure. And that's. Yeah, we're paid to do it. Well, our professional, y'all wing it. Huh? We wing it.

Who would have ever thought about a squirrel is a gospel presenter. There we go. I've never heard that. There we go. Allison, you've never heard of Ray Stevens. That's amazing. I've heard of Ray Stevens. Yeah, a squirrel, cat squirrel, was a minister.

You seem to have a big problem with us not being prepared. Yeah, she does. She's terrified of where the conversation connects. Well, see, I would say, I would argue it takes more talent. Uh-oh, okay. To be unprepared. I agree. Then to say, have somebody prepare an outline for you and you sit there and read off the outline.

Hey, it makes you authentic. authentic. And it's way better because nobody has any clue where this is going to go. Now I will say the only issue with it is our editors have to work much harder. Everyone's right. We talk about things. I got that cover though. I like getting my money's worth. Okay. That's true. It was me I get my money's worth. Okay. But you don't pay nothing. Well, hey, I'm making work for that boy. So you get way more than your money's worth.

Look, I got to keep them on their toes, okay? You do that, you know, man. I get a nervous. I appreciate it, Cy. Well, one day. Oh, you're welcome. One day we got to. Hey, look, you got job security with me, son.

Hey, we got a big day coming this weekend and we'll be able to report back on it, though. But me and Cy are going duck on. Oh, it is. And. Hunter? Is going to be our cameraman. Hunter is leaving the comfort of the podcast studio. I think he's going to be a funny-looking feller and waiters.

And trust me, I'm going to, I'm going to document this whole. This is going to be a disaster. This is going to be like, Holy Dumball, don't be telling me, man. He ain't going to be a disaster. He's played more World of Warcraft than he has hunted in the woods. I've gone duck hunting before. He will drive all the way to Texas to watch the movie Barbie.

Oh, wow. He's going to be all right, okay? Hey, the man's got guts, okay? That's all you need. And he's dedicated. And he's dedicated. Okay. Guts and wood dedication?

Hey. There you go, boys. We got it covered. At least he'll be prepared. That's right. There it is again. Preparation is key in Allison. Oh, ahead.

We're going to one shot of it. It's going to be, okay. He's going to take my 20 gauge or if I'm using the 28 gauge. When we're going to let him kill a couple of deal? I didn't agree to that. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's coming.

We've got to see him with a shotgun in action. Okay. We're going to have action. I'm for that. Yeah. It's got to be. be an action shot boys. Hey.

Okay. Editor goes hunter. I'm here for it. Full bore. Hunter, editor goes hunting. Yeah. Hey, full bore.

You need a new name. Full bore, do it. Can we change his name? I have a middle name. You can call me Nicholas. Nah, I don't like that either.

Oh, all right. You're more of like an Edward. I like, I don't like Edward. Oh, we got to twilight. Better than Edward? Yeah.

Eddie? Eddie? Eddie? He looked like an Eddie. He does not look like cousin Eddie. Oh, wow. Eddie Van Halen. Eddie Murphy.

I'm all right. I mean, we're just going to start naming people with Eddie. Welcome to the duck call room, Allison. That's how it works. I got a question. Allison, I'm guessing you operate off a planner.

I am. Very large planner. Yes. I write down everything. What are we doing tomorrow? I'm going to Jackson. Oh, that's right. Oh, she's headed to Jackson, boys.

Well, that hurricane rip is there right now. Be careful. Jackson's a tough town. Yeah, I know. Johnny Cash and her his woman said boys they're going to Jackson but you can get in trouble there. Carter's jealous though that Allison got to come on again before him. He wants to come on.

He wants to come on. Does he? Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, we got to find it. That's going to be a heavily edited episode. Well, no, they got like fall break or something now so we can, we can slide him up there.

Yeah. Because people are going to find out about his policy. Well, no, no. That's what I said. That's what he's got, he's got a heavy. whole running campaign? Yeah, campaign.

Oh, yeah. War with Mexico was on there at one point. I said, why? He goes, more territory. I said, I don't think I like you as our leader. Dictatorship, man. Yeah, yeah, that's just being rude, because you don't really gain nothing if you get Mexico.

Avocados. That's interesting. Yeah, but then you lose the comparison. Hey, avocado and tequila. What do you mean? You don't get nothing. Yeah, two things I can live without. Well, I mean, I'm just saying,

I like one of them. Hey, avocados are good now. Yeah, no. I knew Johnny Dea. You can forget the tequila. Yeah, no, we got to have Carter. Yeah, that's going to be a fun. Allison, what do you think Carter would talk about in here?

You know, he'd be the perfect guest because he doesn't need a plan. He'll just wing it. Because now he's going from president to piano man. Improb, baby. You can't go wrong with him. He loves, you know, space, dinosaurs, the wars, the wars, the president. I mean, you just don't know

what he's going to talk about. Big into wars. Big into 9-11. How does he feel about us landing on the moon? How do you feel about us landing on the moon? You know, I feel like we did, but he doesn't feel like we did. I didn't know if this had come up yet or not.

I was curious. She's disappointing something. No, Carter knows more about 9-11 than any kid his age for sure. I've told you all he wanted a 9-11 birthday party, right? For his eighth birthday? Yeah. We had to curve that.

Because it was like, man, that's like he was doing it in a good spirit of remembering it. But I was like, that's not really eight-year-old hooray material. So we just turned it into a New York City birthday. It was an interesting way. Played Jay-Z. Yeah, a little bit. Fire state of mine, yeah. Got some Brooklyn-style pizzas from Domino's and called it good.

And then what else did he do that? Oh, he got a picture of one of the, you like, he knows all the firefighters. Really? Like he knows the lead firefighter from New York or FDNY that went up the twin tail. Like he knows everything. We have a couple framed in his room. Like he loves it. My man loves him.

He's into it. You know, he would have size roof if Allison. Allison, have you seen size roof? I actually have heard about it. I heard it's patriotic, but I haven't seen it. That's a cool Jay stop. It is beautiful. I don't know anybody else with a roof that's.

It's not just plain. Can we do that to our house? Oh, wow. That's it. That's awesome. Can we do it? I think it's awesome for him. Carter would love it for our house.

We need to take Carter. I'm happy with our roof. But, yeah, that looks great for Sy. That's awesome. Very patriotic. So we can't do it? She said she'd prefer no. She'd prefer not to.

I prefer to do something else. Uh-oh. Oh, boy. Uh-oh. Does your wife always constantly want to do things to the house, change things? Johnny did. We've talked about how often she changes doors and cabinets. Yes, the answer.

All do this. What? It's our house. He could do what she wants to with it. I agree. He complains that I don't decorate because that's not my gift. And then when I want to do something, you know, like. You ain't got nothing on the walls?

either? No, not a single thing on the wall. Same. Yeah, no, we don't have. We don't even have pictures of our kids in the house. I don't even remember what they look like. Well, I can understand that now. What? Not having a picture of your kids. They change too much.

Yes, right. Remember it's just too much to have. I'm growing up. I'm so confused. Your mom's still got pictures of you up in the house when he's growing up. Oh, every year. School picture down the wall? Not my family.

My dad, you know, they get rid of everything. Well, y'all move every six months. They do. They've moved here. They moved about six months ago. Every time I get to know them where your parents live, they live in somewhere else. Oh, yeah. That's wild.

So Allison went to new elementary every year. I did. She thought that was just the way it worked. You just went to a new school every year. They took what the Lord said. Start. What? We're just pilgrims.

Yeah, though. Her parents are pilgrims here, boys. This is not a. This is not a little. our home. I believe it's wonder. We're just coming through here for a little while. And I'll be settling down.

They ain't gonna be settling down. Nobody. We're gonna wait till we get to heaven to put roots down. Oh, roots. I was like, you just painted your roof. No, not roots. I'm a very, roots.

Roots. I'm a very root person. Like, I'm trying to do everything I can to never move again. But it is a pain. Martin's like, Martin, how many addresses have you had in your entire life? three. Wow.

Me too. Three. That's pretty good. My parents, my single days. Only three. Allison. Three, yeah. Yeah, once I get somewhere.

But I'm very content. I think is the word. Maybe. Yeah, I just don't. Once I get somewhere, I can nest like it's not a. I do not want to move. That's part of my childhood trauma.

So we work well to go. We don't go on into trauma here, boys. She's like, oh, man, moving sounds terrible. I was like, deal. I will never move. Hey. we will find stuff that I left in a corner eight years ago. Now, I will say, like, where I'm living now, there will be at least one more address

in my, because the subdivision ain't for me. This is just, this was a calculated decision because good school zones. I bought it just based off of everything around it, not even, I was like, yeah, it's fine, whatever. That was the only thing about going to San Francisco. Too many people. Too many humans, he said. Yeah. Grief.

Who many humans, yeah. Whoa, there's a lot of people in San Francisco? Well, there's a lot of people. Was there, were they all in jail? Just, no. Well, that's what I looked at it as. Yeah, they're in jail because they're just in San Francisco. They're stacked on top of each other.

So, yeah, it is a former jail. Hey, congratulations for going in San Francisco and not getting shot in an autograph signing. That happened? Didn't that happen to the 49ers player? Isn't that why he was out the other day? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Has he got shot at an autograph singing, Simon?

I guess that's basically what you was doing and you went into prison. To be fair, though, I don't think I was in secure area though. I don't think there would have been a big line in San Francisco for Uncle Si. I disagree. Oh, I disagree with that. I disagree. He's the man, the myth, the legend. It's San Francisco.

That's fine. He hasn't really been there. Look, this is a crazy world we live in, okay, and I'm the craziest. He's those are crazy. Yeah, now he's their leader. That's right. I'm the leader here, so. Speaking of subdivisions, Martin.

Yeah. You need to come live in my subdivision. No, I don't. Why not? No, I don't know. The goal is no subdivision. I agree. If I had to move, it would, it would be worth it to move where I don't have neighbors,

which I love my neighbor if you're listening. She's not. It's okay. What if you had her choice? We do love them. We love you. It's not that I don't love the people around me. I just prefer not to have any neighbors.

you know. Walk around naked. I do that anyway. I don't want you watching me, you know, what I'm doing in my driveway. Yeah. I mean, you want to go outside and do like some naked hot yoga in June or something you can, you know. I'm going to close the door if I'm doing naked hot yoga. Why?

I'm a subdivision, though, is in a total disarray. Why? Oh. People eating y'all's ducks? No, that's so high. Luckily, they haven't started eating the ducks. But Martin, you're not going to believe what's happening in our neighborhood. What happens?

There's Facebook drama on the neighborhood page. There's major drama. What's Robertson's a part of it? No, I don't know. The Robertsons of State Silent. Oh, okay. But I don't know if you've heard. Good to be solid.

People are fishing. Your neighborhood pond? In the pond. We are shutting down neighborhood pond fishing. That's what they're trying to do. And I got called to a meeting about it. Because you live on a pond. Yeah.

Yeah, you waterfront property. Sir, I'm very dependent on people fishing so I can eat other food. Hey, put a sign up your yard. Welcome to fish here. So they put up signs. I lost his mic for a second. Oh, you had. So they put up, they got the police tree involved.

And now all along the pond, there's no parking signs. That's the, that's the. What, wait a minute, you can't park at the pond anymore? You can't park at the pond anymore. Okay, come on. About two weeks ago, some people put signs up. I mean, there's probably like six. And then what happened two days ago?

Someone flattened the sign. Somebody already ran over one of the signs. That's my mom, Joe. No, I think she might be on no parking side. I don't know. She chimed him once. She just told somebody they were being rude. She's like, hey, we can discuss this about being rude.

Hey, there you go. Agreed. But so I was like, I can't be seen at a meeting about people fishing. I'm for it. So all the people I know that fish that pond, I've now made my yard a parking lot. If they feel, if they get run off, I say, just go parking. I'm going to put a boat ramp in. But then I made this picture and I posted it in our Facebook page.

Oh, no. I didn't post it. He didn't. I wouldn't let me post it because everybody's just trying to have fun. Sometimes you just got to stay silent. And like three people are trying to, like, why don't you? can't we fish the pond why can't we park there is your uncle involved in this i don't know because he's a man that loves a sign he like he does like a sign he's your son yeah he's a man that loves a sign so i think

you might be right because i don't like uh i don't like all this facebook neighborhood drama yeah get out there you know what build your own pawn and whoever wants come fish it fish it doesn't matter but you know but your dad was pretty slick so see your dad wanted a pawn he built it behind his house which is also at the end. He was invited to the meeting too, and he was like, I don't know tackle shop, people. Yeah. If he comes up there, he's going to be handing out free crickets. Yeah, when we see people on the pond, like, oh, hey, Mario, hey Noah, we know them.

Yeah, they come to you to buy their stuff to catch nothing. I mean, the pond ain't even good. Why doesn't anybody care if they fish in there or not? I should do something for the city. Oh, you can go to jury duty. He got called and he said he's not going. Allison. That is your civic duty, sir.

that's right up there with voting. No, it's not. Allison, you can't bring it up on this. Hunter, edit this out. No. We're talking,

why don't you want to be a part of jury duty? On the back of the paper, there's a slip you have to fill out and mail in and I'm going to have to do it for him so he doesn't get arrested. That's not what happens if you don't show up to jury duty. Hey, spoiler alert, you're not going to get picked. I know.

so why make me show up? Well, that way you just get out of the rotation. I got crickets to sell. He's got crickets. Not in October. Here's my deal. I already think they're guilty and I don't even know what they did. But this is your way to get back at all the theft from you.

What if the case is tried as like felony shoplifting? Oh, or signs to you. Oh, no. Yeah, think about all the things you've done. You're not going to get picked. You are not. you, me, sigh. People look at us like, uh-uh.

See, I just assume, you know that. Because they know we go with eye for an eye and all the thing. See, that's my thing because everybody always says you're guilty until proven, no, innocent. Innocent until proven guilty. Yeah. I'm the exact opposite. If you're here and you got arrested, you did something to get yourself in this situation,

so you better prove to me you're innocent. So I'm guilty until proven. innocent. Yeah, you're not going to make a very good Netflix documentary case. No, OJ did it. Not according to our system. Not according to a jury of his background. But you're just anti-jury duty.

Yeah. I just... Let me zoom call in and just say he's guilty and move on or she. I don't know what they did. Well, I mean, you can get that all out of the way in the prelims. But I can guarantee you you're not in anybody's top 12. You're not. I always go with Paul Hart.

Now I'm hurt. Well, see it. Well, prove me wrong. Go up here and see how quick you get thrown out. See if you get put in one, two, group one, two, or three, and see how quick they say, yeah, group three, y'all don't come back. I'm sending everybody to jail. I need to do some time personally.

Yeah. For some things I've done, I need to go confess, and I need the amount of time I did. You need Jesus just like the rest of us. Amen. What if it is for Jason's cave? For Jason's six. What's his date? I don't know.

We don't know. I think you just go. for, I don't think you get a... October 20th. Oh, no, you gotta stand before a judge. I don't think you get a jury. Hold on. You don't get a jury of your peers

for just being ornery about seatbelts. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe they hit him with a different charge because he was unruly. Yeah. Maybe he got like misdemeanor something. Yeah, remember, hey, the rest of the store

with Paul Harvey. He's guilty. If you could be on Jason's jury, this would be at big. And I ain't know what. Here's my advice. Put yourself in their shoes. Who's shoes? If you're the one that needs good people on the jury.

Then you don't want me. Are you not a good person? I'm a great person. I just got my doubts on everything. Hey, he's mine. Hey, no, you're not a good person. Actually, nobody's a good person. Oh, hey, upstairs, because you've already made up your mind.

You've got him guilty. Yeah, until they proved to me there is. Heard's a story. How'd they get there? You've made an assumption. There are not criminal masterminds pinning crimes on other people in Westman Row. Nope.

You would kill our system is what you'll do. Our system sucks. Did you not watch the debate? No, I didn't. We're going there now. We're going there. Allison, well, Allison, you're up on events. Yeah. You love all the news.

Yep. How you feel about where our country's at after the debate. So this was the year I was going to get into watching all the political stuff. I'm just not into politics. Until. This is how I feel. Yeah. I was going to get into it.

And then, you know what I did? I went and took a bath. Because that's just how I feel now. I'm like, well, this is not the time. In other words, you got to watch you into debate. You felt dirty. Everyone took a bath. yeah that's where i even sat down on the couch that's what this country is at okay you watch the news

and the first thing you want to do is turn it off and go take a shower and wash the filter off of you so allison you went to the l o conference yes i did i have an email from the l o conference that we must discuss okay go ahead it's very big very important very life-changing news um hello at dot call room Yeah, Sam emails in. His sister came to West Monroe for the weekend that was the Live Original Conference. Sadie's big women's conference. Big stuff happening. Yep. Yep. Tons of women getting baptized. A lot of good stuff, right? Well, all that's important, but this may be the most important. He sent me a text exchange from his sister while she was here in West Monroe. pretty sure we just saw a cougar run out in front of us on the road seriously looked like a panther

he responds was it black or tan they said it looked black to us it was dark and fast but we didn't think panthers even lived here we have proof from a women's christian conference that black panthers have been spotted in westman row and monroe by Sam's sister. Look, I'm not, oh, I'm on a different side. I'm not making it up,

Mark. See? Sam proved it, and his sister did. All right, do we want to? Lay that up there. Okay,

leave that up there. Yeah, I went to Florida, okay, and they had a, a cat, a big cat with a long tail

in a cage. Amen. Okay, on the cage was black panther. Thank you. Okay, hold it.

What color was? What? The cat in the cage was tan. Okay. So, hey, I'm just saying, hey, yeah. Hard to say. Yeah.

Okay. Text exchange one. Pretty sure we just saw a cougar. Yeah. Seriously looked like a panther tail. Yeah. Make up your mind. Is it a cougar or is it a panther?

They should have said we saw a cat. Was it a long tail? Was it? And this is in a group text. Okay, good. This is getting better. Yeah. Well, it's got to be, right?

Because it's got the person's night. Yeah, it's group text. Yeah. It looked black. Ash, we need more info. It looked black to both, to us both, but was dark and somewhat fast, but we're like our. Well, here's the deal. You've got to use a little common sense here, folk.

Common sense. If this thing just swam across water, whether it be a pond or a river. I need you scroll back up to the. He will be darker in color. Because he's wet. I need to see what time this all started. In the morning. So they weren't drinking.

Yeah. Hey, you know what? And they're a women's Christian conference. I have heard, like, the local zoo, those animals get out of the cage sometime. Well, no, no, they do. Of the Monroe Zoo? Yes.

Yeah. Yeah. Yes, they do. The zebras in Delhai got out one time. They should have just said instead of, okay, we saw a cougar or a panther. They just said, it should have said, hey, we saw a big, large cat with a long tail. Yeah.

They saw a big black cat. To be continued. That's what we're talking about. They saw a cat with a long tail. But it was black. Well, hey. A black cat? Black Panther.

That is seven years of bad luck. Huh? That's a house cat. We're talking panthers. Well, then who knows how many years? Here's my thing. Okay. Why y'all messed up with a car?

It's a big cat. It could be a cougar or it could be a jaguar. And a jaguar is a Mexican big black cat. Big black Mexican jaguar. Okay. I think it could happen. I think I believe what she saw. Well, hey, I just know this.

You can't even crawl through some of these tickets we have here in Louisiana. Thank you. And I literally, because, hey, I've done it. Okay. It come out. I look like I'd been five. a bunch of cats because all my clothes were torn. Okay, in one place, hey, but I couldn't go any further.

I had to turn around and crawl back out the other way because it couldn't go any further. Mm-hmm. So, hey, then you're going to tell me, okay, yeah, we've got thousands of acres of land, okay, that nobody has set foot on until they bring in a tree-cutting crew, okay, because you can't even walk to it. Yep. Okay. And you're going to tell me, oh, no.

there ain't no black cats out there. Well, hey, you're saying a lot there. Thank you. Allison, do you believe that Black Panthers are in Louisiana? I think it could happen. Right. Yeah. I don't not believe, but I just have never seen one.

But I'm going to be on the lookout. I will always believe until you prove otherwise. And by that, you're going to have to go out to jungle and make sure that we don't have any cats out there. And you can't do that. Exactly. my stance on juries. You can't prove that.

Okay, so hey, don't get on me because I believe. Because you can't make me disbelieve by proof. Thank you. Because, hey, how are you going to prove they don't exist when you say, hey, they don't exist? Hey, you just say that. Hey, where's your proof? Jace. I've seen one by own eyes.

Okay. Thank you. It's kind of like Jace. Jace believes he had a seatbelt on that day. Well, hey. No, no. he didn't have it just wasn't click like it should be so there now i'm just saying that's what prove it he's going to lose in court though i'll just put it this way if he goes to court he's

going to lose and he's going to pay instead of it being 250 to fine it's going to be about 500 maybe 750 it's it because then you got you got you got court costs you got the judge you always involved the prosecuting, turning in all these people. And hey, the more people you get involved, the higher the winnie goes. I hope I get to be on a jury for a seatbelt ticket for Chase, although I highly doubt.

So this has been one day on the podcast. Welcome, Allison. Hey, welcome to the law and our system. I did not see the conversation going there. You didn't have it? It was good. I wasn't prepared, but I made it. You made it?

Well, we're not done yet. We ain't done, yeah. How was on a serious note, though. You went to live original. How was it? I look forward to it every year. It's one of the best weekends just because when there's that many women in the room seeking God, the spirit in the room is so evident and so thick and God moves there. Hearts are changed, lives are changed. People go public with their faith through baptism. New sisters in Christ are had and it's just a great weekend. and you leave there feeling, you know, your soul is refreshed and you're,

you can't wait to see what God does in your life or what he has for you next. Hear me out here. I got an idea. Yes. On this live original thing. The dude, were there any dudes there? There were, but what I saw were like they were helping. But see, I always get these messages, hey, I'm in town for the live original conference with

my girlfriend, my wife. Oh, yeah, they all shop. What is there to do? Nothing. Shopping to Honeyhole. And I see, look. 2960 North 7th Street, West Monroe. What if we have like the live original fishing tournament?

Oh. Like $100 entry fee? Like, we can start making, we can start making a little side money on this deal. Or dove hunt. It's always open a weekend of dove season. That's a good idea. I saw two dudes from Minnesota.

They were like, do y'all not have golf courses here? I was like, you're from Minnesota. No, go fishing or dove hunting. He's come up. Martin's got a good idea there. I like it. I will say, unless they're a great time, and then the guys can actually go have an official trip or a home trip.

All the hotels were sold out. They had to, like, get Camp Chioca and have people in bunks. Well, have you married, share a room. Yeah, unless you're coming with somebody that's already going to the conference. I think there's a way for us to win too. She sold out every hotel? Oh, yeah. Or just the nice ones.

Yeah, no, no, this is a big deal. There's some sketchy hotels in this. She probably sold out all the ones where the doors are on the inside. I'm guessing. There's some motels in this town. Ain't that the truth? Allison lived in a motel for three months one time. I did.

That was not a great time of the house. Oh, yeah. In New Orleans. On St. Charles. Oh. Yeah. Okay. That's, yeah.

She had some drunk dude trying to get a room at like 1 a.m. Oh, yeah. banging on my door. I was terrified. We should have went down that road. There's a long road there. That's for another day. Yeah, that's a...

Allison living on the streets of New Orleans, just gangstering it out in a motel is a good story. I like it. It is a good story. That was my wilderness story, yeah. So next time you come back, you're bringing pizzas. Pizza. Where did we land on? We can do it?

I think we need to make that a definite... Yeah. Is there an outlet in here? Allison. We can make it. 782 lights making us all sweat. I would hope we have power. D.D.'s pizza boys.

It ain't my pizza. I am just the cook. She is the mastermind of all the things. I take care of the dough. He takes care of the actually cooking the pizza. I don't know how to do that. We're a team. Yeah, y'all's teamwork is spot on.

Well, we're looking forward to it. We've got to do it now. I've already had it. That thing's heavy. That other. Well, we need to make this happen. Yeah, we could call it. I need a plan, though, so I can prepare.

We'll just let you know the night before. We could call it like pies and lies or something like that. We can also record the podcast at your house. Hey, that's great. Have you ever been around his kids? Well, we'll do it when they're at school. Lottie be in there on that, that gum gymnastics bar thing going buck wild, son. Like, the prayers give us a piano recital.

I still never forget to look on Jackson's face when she just teabonged him on that thing. It was so good. I never even heard about that. She's so funny. Yeah, well, she was on that thing swinging back and forth. And Jackson was like, man, what's this kid doing? This is tight and stood right in front of her. Oh, wow.

Boom. And I was like, hey, son, you're going to learn where two standing. I didn't. I wouldn't, mad. I was like. Our kids are tough. They run into each other. Oh, and look, if you're going to.

hit one of them. Jackson's wanted to hit. He's used to running in stuff all time anyway. So like he ain't gonna, his lip will quiver a little bit, but he ain't gonna make much for Sam. Our kids will just start screaming at each other. Yeah. No, it was, uh, that was so fun. That was a joke about your kids. Your kids are great. Just bends, I'm still mad at you. What did he do? He taught the kids how to climb stairs. And now every set of stairs they see. Gotta go up, well. Hey, it's a skill you need to. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yeah, I know. But then you got to stay right there with them.

Then you're trapped. Then you're trapped. It needs easier. Your days are coming. Those are hard years. Oh, yeah. It's fine. It's what you got for?

Allison, you got a favorite Bible verse you want to share? Oh, wow. What a life. Put you on the spot. You got a certificate, so I hope you know the Bible. My favorite one right now is this is the day that the Lord is made.

I will rejoice and be glad in it. I say it every morning because the morning's at our house right now are hard and our kids don't want to get up. It's hard for us to get up. So I'm like, this is the day the Lord is made. And don't you want to see what gifted it, what gift he has for you? Ben's this morning and said, no. I want to go back to bed.

I don't want a present. It felt like I was asleep for one hour. Yeah, that's Psalm 118-24, though. That's a good verse. It's a good one. And meanwhile, Carter's just a lot. He's been awake at this point. Playing Jimmy Eat World to wake everybody up.

He did. This morning he walked over there and was like, dun dun dun dun, dun. Yeah, to see if he still had it after he's sleep. Yeah. I still don't get how he did it. I'm confused. Oh, it's fantastic.

I was like, he's a beast. Hey, it just takes some time. It's on lesson two. Kids, Beethoven. Yeah. And before we get out of here, look,

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