Duck Call Room - Joe Rogan Wants to Reunite Uncle Si with an Old Pal

Episode Date: May 2, 2023

Martin can't believe it when Phillip talks about his days of running from the police and the boys listen to a recent clip from "The Joe Rogan Experience" of a man that used to hunt with Uncle Si and Phil. Dan Flores is a well-known writer and historian and went to high school with Si and Phil too and he has some stories! John-David has a special announcement that may or may not have something to do with the much anticipated movie "The Blind" which is the origin story of the Robertson family. The fans ask for some clarification on if they're still a "yankee", if any of the boys have ever accidentally broken equipment before it got to live its full life, and how to best spread the truth about Jesus to someone who is older than you.  The Joe Rogan Experience | Spotify | April 25, 2023  Check out episode #1975 of The Joe Rogan Experience here — https://open.spotify.com/episode/2iDH4bqLQkW9XAYwxbmC9A?si=84c3910c7a17418c Check out TheBlindMovie.com for updates for the upcoming movie "The Blind." -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're going to let the man load up his lemon before we get dialed him. But while Sai is freshening up his tea glass, we haven't been sitting here for 20 minutes, he didn't have time to do that. Welcome back to the duck call room, ladies. Welcome back. Oh, and now he's throwing it. The episode after Cy's 75th birthday filmed on his 75th birthday. We've been celebrating Cy for 75 whole years.

I'm not done with it yet. He's had a birthday month. Some would say three quarters of a century. I'll fix his mic when he's done with the... That's fine. Just let him keep banging on them lemon packets. Cy was here long before us, but did anybody else see... I was coming to the office, coming back to the office from lunch,

and there was a caravan of police officers. Of the police? Of course, first time I saw it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Beth told us about it. Yeah. Yeah, and Josh came in with a police, what is it, a police scanner?

A police scanner. Yeah. So we were listening to a guy on a motorcycle getting chased by 20 cops. Time out. Josh just has a police scanner, like, on hand? On his app. It's an app on your phone. Oh.

This is legal. They made it on the phone. Okay. That just tells me, Josh should have been born long ago. I didn't know people still even kept up with police scanner. He's also got a ham radio. I guarantee you he's got a little square weather radio at his house that goes off when it's a tornado. My friend Doug has a weather radio.

I had to set it up for him. I didn't know how, but I figured it out. Anyways. So we hear. That's some people's hobby. Listening to a, listening to police? So this is what we heard. That's not a hobby.

Hey, I said there's people that do it as a hobby. No, that's just people that are nosy. And poor. That's their hobby being nosy. So they're chasing this guy. and he's on a motorcycle and we can hear the police scanner we hear him talking back and forth anyway they're chasing him all over west monroe what was he driving a motorcycle a motorcycle a motorcycle yeah big big guy on a motorcycle ends up down by size house well i passed him did you well i was coming back

from cany lake yeah i was coming straight up 34 i mean i just saw a guy on a motorcycle he come from that area. The cops were a good bit behind him. Yeah. He had evaded them for quite some time. Yeah. Well, that's him. Because I didn't see the cops till we got, I got almost to the office. And then, but I thought it was like, is the president here or something? Because they were like, across three lanes of traffic going. And I'm like, well, that's got to be something. So I pull over and I look. And I'm like, well, they ain't escort nobody. They after somebody. Oh, they asked. And then one of them left Arby's in a hurry. Man couldn't even finish his luck. Couldn't even get a lot, boys.

That's terrible. If y'all've ever been here, you know Arby's right next door, and I saw him come out of Arby's on two wheels. He probably spilled his horse ratties sauce on him. That's not a good deal. My uncle done that a lot when he was young. Spilled horse radish sauce? Went to Arbiz?

He ran from cops. He ran from cops. He was a big Harley-Davidson man. Okay. Why do people do that? Why do they run? Why do they have to drive a motorcycle so fast? Why do you run?

I mean, not. Hold on now. There ain't another run. weren't wrong with running from the police. What? Oh, yes, it is. Hold on. I'm just saying,

sir? Sometimes you got to run. You just don't want to get caught. This guy, I hate to tell you, but at the moment you took off running, you were caught. Like,

well, they caught him. He crashed. It's 2023. They're going to find you. The last thing they said was send the ambulance. Isn't that right, Beth? That's what they said.

Send the ambulance. Hey. But hey, it's okay to run from the cops. That's why I brought my uncle up. He used to run for him. And hey, he didn't have too much sense. Because sometimes how he would get away from him. No, no, no.

Sometimes how he would get away from them, okay. Hey, they can't follow a motor bike to the woods. Right. That's an off-road bike. This guy was on some kind of street bike. Well, hey, you can make any of them off-road if you just turn the, you know, if you just leave the road. No, no.

Everything's off road once you get off the road. My uncle used to center. Now, you got to think about this. They would get to chase him, and he would head toward Arkansas. And he censored a fence post with the front tire and would break it down and be over it before the fence getting. Now, Ciside, when we were younger, we would. Hey, my uncle, I don't tell you, he's a little loopie. He's not right in the head because he was running from him to begin with.

If we were on four-wheelers or motorcycles, off-road motorcycles, and the cops were after us, we'd run into the woods. When we were younger, I think now that I'm an adult, I probably wouldn't run. That's why I've had my hand raised because I had questions, and I did not want to forget that you said, A, sometimes you've got to run from the cops, which is a weird thing to tell children. And B, you used to run from the cops? Yeah, when he was young and stupid.

Yeah, and then a few years ago, I was passing. What were you doing? Why'd you need to run? He was speeding. Y'all are ganging up on me. No, I'm just saying. Hey, how's what you did? You've heard the story.

Or a 70. That's right, true. So, hey, if the cop had called him, it was going to cost you about $5.50. It's going to be more than that. Confession is good for the soul. That's right. That's your sin one to another so that you may be healed.

There you go. We're just trying to heal you. That's right. I was a little bit younger back in the day, but I was. Yeah, when you was young or stupid. I was a little bit young and stupid, but the cop was coming to this man. I lost him. I mean, they're probably still.

Okay, hold on, hold on. I did one time think I was going to get pulled over, so I just made a quick right and then followed the law. That's what I did. No, you ran. I just turned. You ran too. I turned. Thank you, Sire.

Don't be lying in front of you in front of me. Thank you, Sire. Both of you was young and stupid and you weren't from the law. I never saw lights. Y'all all a bunch of fugitives. Hey, I'm not in here. What are your lawbreakers? I just turned just in case he turned.

Hey, you turned just to, hey, you turned to know. That's what exactly what I did, except I turned and I hit the gas. Have y'all repented? Oh, yeah, I repented. Hey, wait a minute. You was running from the game wardens. He just gave me a fist instead of you repented. Easy there.

So you ran from the game wardens. Yeah, but they ain't law. Technically, yes, they are. They definitely are. They got more cops. I only runs from property owners and game wardens, and that's okay. Oh, my goodness. Martin, help me out.

I guess I have a little too between the lines. I don't. I'm going to point you to the Bible with second Peter. I prayed I wouldn't get caught. I mean, I ain't saying I ain't ever done nothing wrong. But once I got caught, I just gave up. Like, I wouldn't have. See, if I would have seen the lights, I would have gave up.

You wouldn't have went in reverse. I wouldn't have went in reverse. That's what I would have. Stop. You wouldn't have went and reverse that sir as me you're looking for. You'd just let him drive on by. Yeah. So see, you're lying again.

Now you're being dishonest. I have done, yeah, at least I'm honest. I did tell, here's what I did something similar to what John David did. I was going down the interstate and I did see lights way behind me and I knew it had to be me that they were after because I was passing everybody like they were standing still. Where were you going? This was somewhere in Mississippi. I know, but where were you going in such a hurry? I mean, I got no idea.

Well, where was the fire? I can't remember. But I pulled off, went to the gas station, turned my lights off, turned my motor off, and just sat there. And about three minutes later, here comes the cops.

Lights on, they were going down the interstate, and I was like, no siren. Oh, I'm sure they had a siren. I couldn't hear it. They were on the interstate behind me. You can hear a siree.

He had the lights on. How long ago was it? Oh, years, like 20 years ago. Oh, okay. I mean, I was just making sure what I was. Hold on a day. Yeah, I mean, that was when I was in my 30s. You boys age.

Unbelievable. I can't believe you never got caught by the cops, spinning tires and going 130 miles an hour. There weren't as many cops back then. And some of them were on horse. Well, I didn't really... They were called sheriffs. They had a lot of tires to drive fast.

So my high school buddies did because they had a car. Man, 75 years old. If you ain't got a car, you can't drive fast. Okay. That's a good point. Bottom blind. But he did run so fast one time he melted his shoes. That's right.

No, I didn't melt him, but I did get him so hot that I could walk on asphalt, and you would hear. How many stories does he have? Oh, that was another time. You should write a book. No, no, that was, I have, I wrote too. But that was another time I was chased by coyotes. and look I wish I'd have had one thing that day

a stopwatch no a coach with a stopwatch so if I had a coach and a stopwatch I would hold every record from the 40 meter run to the 10 mile marathon how old were you

that was I was a sophomore in high school I'm glad you brought up being a sophomore in high school because I've been sent a little clip of something that I want you to listen to. When he was a sophomore? From when you're high school day. So when we come back from our first break, I'm going to play it for it.

Oh, I've heard this. This is good. You're going to want to hear this. All right. Look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means? That means more outside cooking.

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We threw a couple of ribbys on the grill. Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Tritale's beef. I know in size case Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat me.

She ain't a big meat eater, folks. Yeah. Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's trybeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. What's that? We stay pretty in tune with our fans and messages and all that that are sent to us. So I got sent a bunch of messages about something that involved our lovely co-host over here. Uncle Sy?

And I got to see. We all know how good sigh's memory is So I need to know Si, sigh. Yeah. Do you know a man named Dan Flores? I mean, look. Because he knows you.

He looks like he would sit beside a fire. Intimately, some may say. I don't remember. Well, probably when you were young. I'll let Dan tell it because we have the clip from the Joe Rogan podcast, which is where this come from, you know, Joe Rogan. He got mentioned on the Joe Rogan,

or he got mentioned on the Joe Rogan podcast. him and Phil. You've made it. We did not. No, no, no, we did not. Did he mention the duck call room? No, he did not. Damn Flores looks like a cool dude that would eat an apple straight from a knife.

I'm sure he has. He's a Ph.D. I do know that because I've listened to the clip a few times. But we're just going to play the clip, right? Hunter? I don't know what the clip. Let's play the clip over the headset and then we'll go from there. And went to high school.

In fact, I went to high school with the. Duck Dynasty guys. I played football with the Duck Dynasty guys. That's awesome. Yeah. The older guy, Phil, was the quarterback of the high school football team, and there was one guy in between us, the guy named Johnny Prudham was the next quarterback after Phil, but I succeeded. Johnny Prudham as the quarterback of the high school team.

And I even wore Phil's number, number 10 in high school. Wow. And I played the younger Robertson Sy. And I played when I was a freshman and he was a sophomore. We played in the backfield. Or I was a sophomore. He was a junior. We played in the back field of football team.

Do you still keep in touch with those guys? No, I haven't kept in touch with them. And I don't know if they're, you know, I'm certainly aware of them because I've watched their show some. But I don't know if they are aware of anything that I've done. I haven't tried to get in touch with them or anything. Well, I will say that those guys, Phil and Cy both, they were not only really, really. accomplished duck hunters. And I never duck hunting with them, but I did go dove hunting with

them one time. And of course, they didn't, you know, it was on private property for which they had no permission and halfway through the dove hunt. We had maybe shot 10 or 15 rounds. And here comes the landowner in a pickup truck driving about 60 miles an hour across rutted fields after us. And so my memory

of going hunting with the Robertson boys is running through the Red River Valley trying to get away from an IRA landowner. But those guys were funny. They were really funny as hell back in those days. And it kind of didn't surprise me when they were able to translate that into that show. Because I mean, we all thought that they were, and they told so many stories. I mean, the South, of course, as storytelling part of the United States.

He knows those. Those guys told so many stories that we used to just number them. And whenever they would start on a story, we would just say, okay, it's number 112, guys. And so everybody would start laughing because we all knew what 112 was. That's hilarious. Didn't even have to listen to the story. It's number 112. Well, maybe we can reenite you guys.

Yes. Maybe this podcast will reunite you guys. Yes, Mr. Rogan. We got to get that guy on, though, right? I mean, if the fans won't. I think we do because selfishly, Dan, I don't know you. I don't either. I will, however, if you commit research you a little more, become familiar with what you're doing.

Well, he's writing some really cool-looking books. But here's what I'm going to say about Dan. His memory seems to be sharp. Oh, yeah. He nailed it. Because if his dove hunt with Zion, Phil, was running through a pasture being chased by the actual landowner. By the farmer? He knows us.

Okay. So I kind of selfishly want to know what else he knows. All right, dad, yeah. I want to hear story 112. I want to hear, I want to know did, did size shoe stink when he played basketball? Because I bet Dan was on the basketball team, too, if he's the quarterback of the football team. He's probably got a lot of stories for us. What was in the water and Vivian back in them down?

I don't know, but three people have gone on to be wildly successful that went to school together from three years in a town that nobody still has really heard of. They've heard it mentioned as Vivian, Louisiana, but not really. And I'm looking at Dan. It's not known for anything. That's up for you, Phil, and a man named man for us. Well, no, no, because look, my brother, really, my oldest brother, Jimmy Frank, was responsible for a lot of people that went to North Carolina High School. Okay.

And actually got scholarships for football. There you go. Because he made us play when, hey, we didn't want to play. And it was, oh, yeah, you're going to play. Get out there. And there you go. Dan was one of those guys. He got to wear Phil's number.

How fun would that be to sit down with like Dan, Phil, Sy, a fire, and maybe even a dark beverage of your choice and just sit back and listen. Like, I don't want to even want to talk. They may not even know that I'm there. That would be the ultimate. Fly on the wall, listen to those three old conjures, get back and talk about Vivian, Louisiana,

running through Dovefields. And because this dude knows A, history and B, the outdoor, like all of his books, I'm looking at them. One just came out called Wild New World, the epic story of animals and people in America. Beautiful. That's interesting. You may love that.

No, no. Here's the bad thing about this, about being chased by the farmers. You can't remember which one it was? No, no, no, no. Look, we didn't know it. Okay. My mother sold Avon to all the farm wives.

Okay. We actually had permission to hunt on their land. Yeah, but what fun is that? Oh, no, no, no. And then the farm wives. said they had already told mama said all your boys can hunt anywhere any property we got and then right before she left she said oh miss robertson would do me in favor you know this is former her husband and she said yeah if you know if i can she said don't tell you kids he said we have too

much fun chasing them don't tell so look we had permission the whole time except hey he made mama tell him promise that hey no don't tell him because they hey, we love it when they hear our pickup coming, that they're like wild deer. They take off running wide open. We had our basketball coach. He likes to quarrel hunt, you know, and we said, hey, we found them. You know, come on, go with us, coach.

And, like, we don't ever tell them until we have the pickup. Then all you hear from one of us is, run, coach. Y'all, he's looking, he's standing there when the guy's line sideway up there. Hey, what are you doing on my property? You know, he said, hey, look, I don't know nothing about here. Oh, man. Well, we had permission. But, hey, Mama didn't tell us that we asked, we got left, left Dick and lose you.

That's story 122. I don't know if that one was valid. The fact that he knows, like, hey, knew what stories were coming? That's fantastic. He knows. Oh, he knows. I could tell. And he's heard the same stories over and over and over.

So he knows all the stories. But folks at home, fans of our podcast, look, if you want Dan on here, just let us know. We'll do our best to get him on here. I want him on here. I do too. But unfortunately, I don't get to make that call. But they can. But let's take our first break.

We'll be back right after this. So during the break, I'm looking at his books. We got Wild Dew World. He wrote a whole book about coyotes in America, which is probably super interesting. But I think he could finally solve the Black Panther debate that's in this room. he does have a PhD I am aware of that I'm willing

to let him make the final say on Black Panthers Black Mountain Lines No I ain't gonna let nobody Say that ain't nobody limited My imagination There's right There ain't nobody gonna mess with my freedom Hey

buddy Hey They exist and that's the end of it buddy That's super interesting though that that happened and he started talking about y'all i'd like to talk to him now that he wrote that because hey when we was in high school back in dixie okay i was personally chased by wolves was it coyotes well and it was hey we called him wood guarantee this story had a number no no no no look but hey

97 we called them wood but there was actually in fact coyotes so he probably saw all the things you saw Hey, they got so bad, okay, that all the farmers came together and, you know, telling them how to make, and tell me, what are we going to do? You know, and every, all of them agreed, tell me, well, hey, we just quite to get off some cash and bring in, you know, hunters and trappers and do something about it because they're not, you know, tacking like a newborn cave. They're putting them full-grown cows, full-grown bulls down because, hey, it's a hundred and $150 to a pack.

Dang. Okay. So it wasn't, it wasn't nothing for us to get on the school bus. We had a 30, 30 mile run. Okay, so we'd get on the bus at 7 o'clock, get to school by 8th.

And when they was trapping and poisoning them, hey, we'd see 350 that they killed the night before or trapped the night before hanging on the fence lines. Good grief. Yeah. So, so he would, since he wrote a book on Coyote America.

We need to get that book. That story may be in there. It may be in there. Because that was for real. Probably number 3.50. No, no, look. We was duck at Minfield and look, we're waiting because we didn't know what a waiter was. A waiter was tennis shoes in blue jeans.

Okay. We're chest deep on the old river. Mallards are coming in and we're on the tree line. That's why we're chest deep. Because they don't, they won't come in. They light wide and then they swim up to the tree line. So we was out there as the tree and we'll let them swim up in range and then whack them. But hey, we've done killed a limit.

Okay, maybe over a limit. I had a toe sack on their back. Okay, blood, you know, because you shot them. Okay, we're here. And great white. And hey, next thing we know, hey, they're on that trail. And Phil said, how many shells you got? And I said, I got about eight.

He said, I got a three. I said, we ain't got many shells here, buddy, and that sounded like a big pack. So what did y'all do? Right. Hey, every once while we just boom, boom, boom, boom. We'll stop all that handling anyway. But they chased us all the way home. Dang.

That's because you was hunting their land. Well, I'm just saying, hey. We may have found somebody to validate some of your stories, side. I'll get the stories, boys. And I would not be surprised. Well, at least know how much they've changed anyways. That's true. You know, it's his story.

He can take creative license with it. You need to add a few details here and there to spice it up. Keep it fresh. Number seven. But that was wild. That's insane. Yeah, wow. And this dude, Martin, I feel like you and him could hang out for a year.

All of his books are very biological wildlife books. So he's probably like today's Aldo Leopold then, like writing on the wildlife. Because I don't know what. Leopold means. I'm a Leopold guy. I really, really like his stuff like San County Almanac

and all that kind of stuff. It's actually really good reach. That's one thing about Rogan than a lot of people don't know. So we've been back during the day, we obviously cross past with Mr. Rogan a lot because he's a hunter. He's one of the mainstream guys that's out there

that thinks hunting is cool. I'm like, heck yeah, man, fly that flag. So we were at a lot of places and, you know, Joe's always, he was right. He's always respected us. It's always took time to shake our. hand places we've been together so not a surprise that joe would have him on his on his show so well it would be what would it been like okay to actually come to louisiana like in the

1700s 1800s you'd have to ask dan flores probably i don't know because i'm telling you that was when hey that was when elk buffalo and all them creatures he's right roaming they roam this far south Dan Flores is so smart There used to be elk in Louisiana Oh yeah He wrote that He knows how much the household consumption Of bison in Kentucky was from 1800 to

1850 So I think he could answer our questions here Okay yeah Wow No comment about the person on the cover Yeah I don't know what that was But I don't know feel read

I didn't even look at a book I was just going to say Haskack and Kentucky Somebody when they come up river up the Black River and the Wachitao and made the track. Oh, yeah. Talking about Lewis and Clark. Yeah.

Yeah, their diaries of it. They were talking about they was shooting milk, you know, to eat on it. You know, right in Louisiana. I believe you're talking about Freeman and Custis, the southern counterparts to Lewis and Clark. They went on an expedition in 1806. There you go. I know that because Dan Flores wrote a book called Southern counterparts to Lewis and Clark. I love that.

You know, he read it. And he said, hey, I'm living. They wrote about Cypress Creek. And then what's the big lake on there? Graffernry. Graffinry. Or Lafita, whatever you want to call it. Yeah, because they said, hey, we've come so far north.

There's a creek coming out from the left, and then they went up further and said, then there's this big open lake on the right up here, you know. There you go. So, yeah, he was interested because he lived there and fished there for 25 years. Yeah. Yeah, so how cool is that? Oh, man, it had been wild to be here when it was here. No.

Because the Washedaw River would have been a ditch. You know, I mean, it had been like a... Oh, no, no, yeah, with shell beds on it and shell, you know, just, yeah. It had been cool. Shell sandbars, I should say. It had been really cool. Dry up in the summer, flood in the winter. Yeah, from the muscles.

Instead, we got a channelized drainage ditch now. Oh, yeah, yeah. So it's not near as cool as it used to be. And not as good in water either. No, stay muddy. Water's got a flow to keep it where it's good. Yeah, but no, so Dan, I mean, unfortunately, I have a feeling if Dan come on here, it'd be like the nerd hour, which I'm all for, by the way.

I'll unnerited up. I mean, just so we're clear. You're going to unnerd it up. You're bringing enough wildlife. It will be nerdy. No, it'd be nerdy. Is John David leaving the podcast? I think Dan's one of them people just judging from the little bit of conversation I heard of him.

He's done what full bore into it. Once he goes in, he's not going to be able to talk about the wampas cats and all that anymore. I mean, it's going to be. Hold on. So I still believe you. What if he believes? That's fine. No, look, he's got a P.A. state.

The man is very intelligent. It won't be nerdy. That's to be determined. Let's bring him in and check him out. It's an open education. I would like to talk to him because, hey, whether it's his books and everything. Yeah, you could read his books. I just want to know if he remembers the monster man.

I want to know if he remembers getting beat 77 to 7. Of course he does. That's story number 77. Best game of football I ever played. I can't wait to ask him some of the stories. That's going to be like Sy's birthday episode because we're just going to be all like, hey, we got a question about size childhood. We're just going to file through and ask Dan.

Oh, no, no. My childhood was the greatest time of my life. Well, Dan was right there with you. I'm telling you. I wonder if he has brothers and sisters. We'll go back to the 60s, baby. The 60s. That's fantastic.

That was when music was music. Oh, here we go. Story number 12. It don't get any better than the 60s, J.D. I wonder where Eagle falls into that. That's the 60s, too. That's story number. How old were you when the Eagle happened?

Dan heard that story. One thousand percent. We moved to Dixie, Louisiana, and I started the second grade. Oh, yeah. Dan knows that story for the show. That's when you got your pet. And he's going to know about robbing the beehive. Oh, yeah.

Oh, 100%. Well, it'll be impressive if Dan's like, oh, yeah. You mean number 15? That bees have a far memory. That's the scariest I've ever been. When me and mom and dad are sitting on the porch in the summertime, And I look and I see a big black cloud coming toward us. And it's the swarm of honeybees.

And then they go to the next door neighbor's house, light on one of them vines of them yellow, yellow vine flowers. And dad goes around there and takes a hammer on the old shed we had, knocks a knot out, grabs two chairs, sits in front of that knot, and he says, come with me, boy. And I said, do what? He's coming in me, and he's got a butcher knife in his hand. He goes over and when it's a ball of him about just back around on the vine.

And he said, grab it, grab it right there. And I said, grab what? He said, grab it at vine right there and hold it real still. So let me get this right. You are on one side, your dad's on the other side. You're holding a vine with the nest on it? Oh, yeah. What?

In a nest. They just, they balled up on it. They balled up on it? on this vine on each other. I hold it, daddy cuts it off on this side, then goes over and he grabs it and cuts it off from the other side, and we walk carefully. Okay, and these bees are... Did you get popped at all? No.

Because I was scared death. They won't go over and, hey, we set it down on them two chairs in front of that knot hole on that old shed, and he sits there for about 20, 20 minutes, maybe 25 and finally I'll see him do this and then the swarm just as soon as he did that it just a tornado and then they all go in at not hole and then from then on we had our own honey honey factory right there in that and that old shit so he thumped the queen he thumped queen be in and hey as soon as he did that thing got it and look every year we we'd rob it what story is that martin it's in the top 20 for sure I don't know the number sure I don't know. That baby's true.

About seven or eight times we've had it on this podcast. Oh, no. Yeah. Hey, but hey, look, honey. You know, they found, they have, they found honey in the pyramids and it was still edible. And the pyramids are something like 3,000 years old. We need Dan. We need Dan real bad.

Dan. Okay. As much as I'm normally with you. Honey's important in the economy. Dan, I'm offering you a fifth chair full time. That's all I'm going to. It's a very different podcast, but. Well, at least straighten a few things.

Shares always open. And these guys are still really funny, Dan. Very true. Yeah. Anyway, let's take another. Hey, that picture I thought somebody was riding a turkey. They killed the turkey. Sorry.

Killed the turkey. It looked like they were riding it. Let's take a break. Well, let's ride a turkey into our next break. We'll be back right after this. Well, you know, I'm a member of the, you know, screen actors guild because of that one time I acted for about 22 seconds. Okay.

But. So you're a sad. The teaser for Phil's movies come out. Oh, good. Oh, man. You're on it? Hold on, hold on, don't spoil it. So there's Phil, there's Big Al, and then there's this handsome gentleman in the back.

Weird. That it just flashes on the teaser. That's me. Time out, time out, time out. Yeah. Had a trailer and everything. The guy in the middle is hilarious. Is he?

Yeah, he's funny. And then there's, you know, me. And I want that Jack. Was the guy in the middle on that show, Chips, like the old motorcycle cop show? I think that was just his mustache. I like the mustache. But anyways, the teaser trailer is coming out. And apparently I even made the trailer.

So I'm just going to, and knowing you as well as I know you, how hot were you in that future? Because you look like you are just poured sweat, big dog. That jacket was legit. They bought that from someone. And I was like, I need this. So can I have it? They said, no.

The hat was sweet too. Oh no. It looks good on you. Thank you. That was, I mean, you remember those days. That was 1973 right there. Yep. Maybe 72.

Anyway, I had a lot of fun. Those are awesome guys. I haven't seen the movie, and I just found out today I'm in the trailer. So the announcement's not that I'm in the teaser. That would be stupid. The announcer is. Low key, that kind of seems what the announcement. No, here's the announcement.

That's what I was thinking. My bad. Okay. I let it off. We got some. sidetracked. I got you. It happened. The announcement is you can see the teaser by going to the blindmovie.com. Okay. So that's, there's an announcement. But the big announcement is, okay. You sign up there and there's going to be a giveaway to come and watch the movie with Phil,

Sae, and the Robertson family. Did you know that? No, I didn't know that. I'm announcing it to Si. I'm announcing it to the fans. This would be the first thing we've ever like been a part of producing that Sy has actually watched. and whoever wins this can hold him accountable make him watch it also i'm terrified that i do a terrible job so let me know i'm sure you will um yeah that'll be cool though the fans can go there see them see the trailer and then sign up and you can be entered to come i guess it might not be the i don't know what it is but you can watch a movie with the robertsons what kind of shotguns you have hammer i don't remember it was old okay they were very serious about that there was a good guy

Gun guy, like. Well, the good news is his last name for not bald one, so we should be. Ooh. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ladies and gentlemen, we just got weird. Shoot, we do keep up with current events.

Kind of. We just don't tell you about him. Somebody get Tucker Carlson on this podcast right now. We need to talk to you anyways. We're not going to talk about that. That would be weird. Somebody get Tucker and Joe. We need help.

That's where they should break it. We should have Tucker sit there. Joe Rogan sit here. Big Dan. He's in Bible sales. Big Dan Tee? Well, Big Dan Flores. Dan Flores and Si.

And we'll all just sit on the couch over there, which disappeared. We want it back. Well, it's in the lounge. It's in the lounge and it's fishing season. It's okay. Anyway, I think we should do that. Tucker, you come get interviewed by Joe Rogan here on the Duck Call Room podcast, and that'll be great for our business and neither.

of y'all. So that'll be honest. We won't tell anybody y'all are here. Yeah. We can keep it low key. Oh, yeah. I'll take a selfie,

but I won't post it. Yeah, there you go. Till later. Still later. That's wild, though. The blindmovie.com,

they can come watch it with Cy, Phil, Kay. It says the Robertsons that way Willie probably has an out. Oh, the Robertson? Oh, so they may get to watch it.

Beth said, no, it's all of them. Beth. I know the Robertsons. It's most of them. It's never always every one of them. He said, no, this time it is all of them. And it could be like

John Luke and River. Yeah. I mean, it'll be all of them. It won't be me and Martin and Phil. We're just hope we'll have to pay to get in. Now, you're in the... That's it. Yeah, that's true. That's true. You're in the movie. You're in the movie. You've got to be there. Oh, I get tickets.

We're written a theater. Yeah, we'll get in. Scalp them. All right. Also, if you don't win, visit my Instagram, J.D. O and 7, there will be bidding up for my... I'm just kidding, that's rude. I can't wait to see it. It will go to two twins LLC.

Oh, never mind, sorry. I'm going to look at the beneficiary. Never mind. That's good. Any Hoosers. There you go. The movie's coming. It's going to be good. That's pretty tight, though. Like, I mean, you're on the trailer of a movie. Did I tell you about my trailer at the movie set? Double one?

No. Triple? No, no, no. You had a trailer? I had a trailer. To yourself? Yeah, they were like, I was like, I was. was like, where do I go?

They're like, oh, what did it say on the door? Hunter three? Hunter number one, thank you. Hunter number one, boy. Hunter number one. Also, it was a closet with a park bench in it is all I know. I have a picture of it somewhere. Of course you do.

Well, I never went in it. I just took a picture from the outside because I was like, I mean, I got a truck. But thanks for the offer, Dash, like, it was nice of you to have that trailer. That'd have everything. Sure. Well, I'm unionized, so they had to have that for me. People I'm joking, if you haven't caught on to the fact that this was just a funny thing for me. I was Kraft Services.

They had really good brownies. That's what I remember from that day. That's one of my favorite parts of Duck Dynasty was crafty. That was good. The first few seasons, the last few, they just started going to Sam's. It was kind of a letdown. I don't remember when this happened. These chicken chong brownies?

Oh. Chicken chong brownies. First off, sir. No. I like it. There you go, South. Second off, what's you got just against chocolate? Well, there's brownies and then there's chicken.

And then there's brownies. Then there's brownies, cheek and chocolate. Yeah, that's a good brownie. Oh, I found it. They make you eat a whole pan of regular one. I've heard. All right, hold on. I'm about to put this picture of my trailer up on the screen.

And then people will realize what a big deal. With a church pew seat. I was for a day. Did they park it in front of the store here? No, it was out. We were out wherever we were. Oh, man, my computer messed up. Uh-oh, computer's gone.

Okay, it's back. Hold on. It's gone computer on us. All right. This is legit my trailer. What? Wait. Is that it?

I told you. It was a closet. That was like a bed. What's that thing in the corner? Like a bench? Straight back. Straight back. Are we looking at it the right way?

That was it. Is that like a urinal or something? You open that and you can piss outside? I don't know. Oh, goodness. I didn't try that. I ended up just walking outside hanging out with everybody. Well, yeah.

Why wouldn't you? So you're sitting next to a legend. But my man had a trailer. I get it. For one day of my life. Let me rephrase that. My man had a stall. Yeah.

Oh, wait. Beth just sent me a picture. But Beth air dropped at night. I'm supposed to be the technological one here, and I have no idea. Uh-oh, here we are. That was your full good-up? That was my full good-up.

Why so many shirts? They wanted me wearing a lot of clothes because it was called. But look how cool that jacket is. I'm just saying you're rocking the dad bod, bro. Yeah, thank you. I was heavier then. Yeah.

It was winter. I have to store up. I cannot wait to post this picture to Instagram, by the way. I mean, look how I look like a 1970s happy person. You look like a The only problem with this photo is that you don't have said vintage beer can in your hand And he's smiling

Because it would really fit In that regard And he's got shoes on side We'll be back right after it All right I'm gonna I got a new way I think I want to do this Because I think it'll be fun Martin Oh by the way we're on the email segment

We didn't say that We're just getting so natural at this Any Hoosers Becky texted me that was actually a work one sorry Okay. That's not even fishing this time. I need to call HR. Anyway, I'm going to give you all a few choices just by the subject line.

We've got Jay Stone, bidet owner. That's a subject line, which I'm interested in. Broken Fishing Pole, interested in. How to Spread the Gospel with Elders, I'm 18. That's one. And am I still a Yankee? I'll take Am I Still a Yankee for 200? Am I still a Yankee for 200?

Megan. Emails in, born and partly raised. in upstate New York. Most of the population there is her family. She lived in New York for about nine years, then she moved to Georgia, been there 11 years. Would you still consider me a Yankee or a Southerner?

What part of Georgia? Come on, man, I'm just, I, that's all I got. I like to have, listen to her accent. No, I, well, forget the accent. What? Upstate New York, they're as big, if not bigger rednecks

than we are. They like the Canadian rednecks, Which are weird. I mean, but what, I mean, what's the opposite of Yanke? The problem is the opposite of Yankee used to be rebel. I'm not going to say you're a rebel, but you're a redneck. Redneck. And that's cool, but you were born one.

Yeah, good call. But, but like England would call us a bunch of Yankees. Rednecks. Are you? Yeah, you yanks? Because we're Americans. I think, yeah. It's a weird thing.

I ain't never going to be a year. Oh, I just thought it was like Yankees. All right, anyway, Biggs vapor rub, broken fishing, Jay Stone Biday owner Or how to spread the gospel with elders, I'm 18. I just, I got a question about a broken fishing pole And why that requires an email So my man really wanted to go fishing

He bought a Bob dance fishing pole He emailed it back A day later and said, I just realized I said Bob I know it's Bill. Bill Dance Bill Danes Uh, slammed it in his tailgate Before he ever casted it

Ooh My man Couldn't exchange it Well, yeah, you slammed it Any good stories of new equipment breaking before it could live its life? Oh, man, boy. I've done that same exact thing. Boy, man, that's...

I broke a pole, but it was on a belt. What I was at the hook? Does it have to be new fishing equipment? Yeah, there's... I had a TV fall to the back of a truck one. There we go. That's the one I was looking for. Don't worry about it.

That's the one I was looking for. Black Friday, too, right? No. My brother had brought a brand new fisher pole. It was in the middle of Brownlee Road for a minute. I set the hook on about a four-pounder and it snapped. And I landed it. What?

The broken fisher pole. Of course you did. So what did you do? You just grabbed the reel? I just kept reading. It was broke. I broke a fishing right yesterday. It happens.

On the hook set. It happened. I did not land the fish. It also happened. I actually landed that one I caught. I did not. That was from Julian, by the way. Yeah, I will say, though, I've never had a brand new one that I slammed in a tailgate of anything.

I'm a little more careful. Well, I'm a little more careful when slamming said tailgate. I broke a poll the other day in the store, though, because a Shiner bucket fell from the sky. Yeah, especially when it's brand new. I'm kind of worried about what I'm doing with. But you bought a Bill Dance fishing pole, and I'm certain you've seen how many times Bill Dan's clothes fishing rods in a tailgate. It happens. It's a lot. So actually

I think that was just part of the signature on the rod, man. Hang it up in your garage. That's what happened. Don't be too hard on yourself. All right. Go buy another one. Next, Jay Stone Biday owner, Vicks Vaporub, or How to Spread the Gospel with Elders? I wish there was a way to combine Jay Stone Baday owner and Vick's vapor rub into one.

Watch me do it. Craig. Okay. He doesn't need anything. He just wants to support John David. I wanted to let everyone know that Al outed one Jay Stone as an owner of a bidet. Oh yeah, he's got the heated toilet seat and everything. Oh, yeah. I didn't know that. I didn't know that.

I don't think Stone's ever had the problem. Gobwin has been the one. Godwin's got a problem, but Stone hasn't like championed it with me. So now we know that. He's kept his mouth shut. Chris of North Carolina wants everyone to know that he needs to give side credit. Vick's vapor rub will not heal your hemorrhoids, but it will make them feel better. And he's been trying to tell everyone he knows,

but nobody's listening. I never claimed that it would heal it. It just gives you relief. I said, hey, if it was itching, it'd stop it. If it was hurting, it'd stop it. Chris agrees, and his final words were, Chris from North Carolina, it will make a great difference in your life. All right, that's not an ad.

And then, we're going to go one serious. Gabby, Oregon. That's awesome that people from Oregon are listening. I guess they got ducks there, or they wouldn't have named the college that. recently turned 18 loves Jesus relationship with them's getting deeper she takes something called

cow horse lessons I don't know what that is cow horse lessons those are two different animals sounds west coast yeah over my head Gabby send me an email on what daddy is anyway

she's got a friend who's an adult who doesn't know Jesus she wants to tell her about Jesus but she doesn't feel qualified because of my age and I got a very specific Bible verse for you later on that one. But has anybody ever felt this way or doubted? And how would you go about going to somebody older than you? Boldly would be my...

Yeah, 100%. Who hadn't felt that way? Right. I mean, when you're young in your faith and you want to get other people in it, who hadn't felt unqualified? Right. The problem is you're thinking that you're putting some value on the messenger,

which is yourself, which there is no value on you necessarily in this case. It's all in the message. So as long as you're sharing the... correct message. Any messenger will do. And I think there's a way about it. I think you need to be loving.

You know, share this message of hope with love. But do so with gentleness and respect. Exactly right. I mean, because when I was younger and sharing my faith with older people, it was very difficult because I knew that I was young and dumb, you know, and these people may have seen me when I was. at my worst and when I started following Jesus I changed and it was hard for me to convince them but it wasn't me it was the one inside me so it's it's the message faith crumbs comes through hearing

the message about Jesus and the gospel being shared that's the power the power is in the gospel so that's what I would say the reason you need to be bold they may not have ever heard it before okay just because they're elderly or older than you they may never have heard about Jesus very good point hey and don't let age hold you back on this too and I know we need to wrap it up but don't let age hold you back because I listen to Sadie stuff who is quite my junior oh yeah way better than any of us way better than any but I I leave inspired from listening to Sadie Roberts and speak he's got a different view so in you And she is, I'm just saying, she's a good bit younger than me.

So don't let age define you or stop you from any of that. Yeah. Just share the message of faith, open love. And Gabby, I'll just say this. If you're worried, like, I'm not going to have the scriptures. You need to learn those. But if you want to do this right now, just tell your testimony. Tell what Jesus did in your life.

Absolutely. That's what the apostles did. They weren't like, hey, look up John. I am John. Like they couldn't say, look at John 316. No, they just told what happened in their lives. and the whole world changed because of it. So Gabby, you can change this one person.

We're going to wrap it up, but I do have one more email, and I'm going to do it real fast. Baby Silas was born, seven pounds, three ounces, 20 inches long. Silas Wayne, just a few days ago on the 19th of April. They named them after Silas in the Bible. But Uncle Si is also a bonus. Thank you, Dakota, for sending that in. Prayers for your new baby.

That's awesome. Gabby, this Bible verse is very specifically for you and anyone out there listening that's a little younger. First Timothy 412, don't let anyone look down on you because you were young, but set an example for the believers in speech and conduct and love and faith and purity. Excellent. That's biblical. There you go. We're out.

We'll see y'all next time.