Duck Call Room - John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace

Episode Date: February 6, 2025

Uncle Si gets the goods on the Grammys and he’s not impressed with how it went down. Godwin makes a grand entrance after doing Martin a favor that he paid for in blood. John-David gets questionable fitness tips from the local hockey team, and it becomes clear where Si’s prankster nature came from when he reveals what his mama pulled on a traveling salesman once. Godwin and Mrs. Godwin have different views on how he should be spending his retirement! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh. Anyway, we're trying to start an episode of the duck call room right now. Yes. Gobwin's late, but he asked me if I had a cooler. Good, night of living. Gracious. That's a good one. He's a...

No, that ain't a good one. That's a doggone big. Oh, shoot. Oh, I mean, I've been in shiners all morning. Look here. Look at here. Yeah, well, ice in these. Oh, hey, when a man asks you if you got a cooler,

you go put ice in. Oh, yeah. Oh, this is the good one? Is this the good one? That's a good one there. That's a dog gone big. That's a good one. I mean, that's a great...

This one that big old good on. That's a dang great big one. That's a damn great big. Oh, look at that dinner, baby. Oh, that's gonna be good to eat. You already told me what you're doing for dinner. Let me have them. Huh?

I can't sell them, but I can't sell them, but, sell them but I can take donations. That's enough to throw them up to grease. Oh, them's going right on that flat top. Yeah, buddy. Oh, back on the crappie. Yeah, them's going to meet a griddle.

They're going on to griddle. And some butter. Guy one's going to wash his hands. Well, welcome back to the duck call room. No, he ain't going to wash wash. Hey, you can't. We're four just absolute slabs into this episode. I love Gobwin being retired.

I miss you every day, buddy, but dad gum, I love you being retired. Yeah, we're sitting here wondering when you were going to show up, because you used to always be early, and now you're late, but you walk in with dinner. Yeah. I was busy. Miss Brittany going to give you Shiner money or something, you know. Yeah. I'm just running around out there looking around.

Just looking around, he said. That's a dang big. That one's big. There you go, Goblin. Thank you so. There's about 50 in that school. About 50, boys. I caught two of them out of it and then them suckers.

They disappear on you? No. I run up forward facing sonar out there about 250. Gap up with them. Oh, man. Boy, I got finned. Oh, you did. You got a guy.

Oh, that's a beautiful. He jobbed a hole in me. Yeah. He thinks he got the last laugh, but I'm going to job a bigger hole in him. Yeah. when I knock both sides off of them. You put plenty of hot spices on that sucker. My nieces cooked fish last night.

My dad's done taught my nieces how to fry fish. It is a magical. Seasoning? Huh? French fries seasoning? Uh-uh. You got French fry seasoning? That ain't French fries.

Them's white. Let me taste out. Crappy. Tocale. All right. Well, welcome back to the Duckcar Room. A little different start. I'm back to today's, but no, we're back.

Life is grand, life is good. Hunter's going to start the clock here at some point. And we're going to get, well, we've probably been rolling. I mean, we've been rolling, but at least we'll have some idea of where we're at. What day is? Talk, what, uh, why do you even worry about time? What is today? Monday.

Oh, it ain't worried about time? He's retired. Because I'm not retired, go ahead. I have to. It's awesome. You know, I don't do nothing. And I don't start that till noon. You know what's a smell to it?

You don't start doing what till noon? Nothing. Nothing. That's so awesome. Sye's got gifts galore over here. Martin's got 18 empty boxes and now a cooler full of Cropi at his desk. Hey, hey, me. Hey, is that a check?

No, I don't think. Real quick, I don't need to sound needy. Si, can you make sure you're pretty close to the light? Yes, sir, I can. All right, we've got to go back old school. Hunter, I really don't. He's got his headset. He took it.

No, it's here. Here. I got the ear bleeding. Yeah, he got over there and got to, got to messing with a scab on his ear, and that thing started pouring blood. I wish Hunter would have done that in the microphone. He goes, excuse me, excuse me.

Yeah, not. I don't want to sound needy. What you got there? Well, I finally cleaned out. Yeah, Mark. Hey, y'all set it down in there. It'll be all right. Yeah, all you be, baby.

Yeah. We got gifts galore from Martin's corners and caves of his eyes. office. Yeah, so I forgot some of this stuff. This is from, I think his name's Jeremiah. I'm pretty sure. Johnson. London. I believe. No, Justin. Jeremiah Johnson? That should have been a lot easier. I could you have forgotten that. Well, watch me. I got twins now. What can I say? But he sent gobbling, or not goblin, he sent Si a U.S. Army NASCAR. Give it to you. Dale Jr.

You can't give twins two things. I don't think that's junior. That's a kid, and they follow it. No, that ain't junior, but. Did you hear what he wants you to do with that? What years is? Give it to the smaller twin. Oh, you're to the twins and they follow.

Oh, no. Oh, yeah, that's a good idea. That's just what we need. Brotherly love. That's just what we need. We need to encourage more scraps between those two. Martin's got to buy two of everything. That's it, boys.

Hey, there's one of us as a NASCAR fan in here. Like a mega NASCAR. Hard to know that. So, Gobin, I'm going to trade you number eight die-cast NASCAR that side just gave me for forcroppy. Good trade. See, look at there. Look how easy that was. I think Martin won that trade.

Good trade. Then the tires even turned left. Where did you catch them fish? Huh? Where'd you catch them fish? In the water? In the water. That's all they're going to say.

All right. But hey. I don't know. I called them out there by the. That's how you know. they fresh. I love it. I could see the spillway, but I wasn't at the spill.

He could see it, but he wasn't at it. Yeah, there you go. They're out in the middle. They're starting ahead. The water temperature is 50 degrees, so they're fixing a star heading towards them pockets. Yeah, there you go. And look, start heading up. So if you want to catch them with Gawin.

GawinGuardGives.com. There you go. He's retired, but he can be rented for half a day. Right. So. I'm thinking about getting in on that. Hey, well,

nominal fee, he will put you on them black property. Yeah, and provide snacks. Right. Provide snacks. Oh, yeah.

And all the things. And soon enough, if you need a place to stay, you can get with Johnny D. Hey, hold on. We're out there yet. Oh,

holler at me after Valentine's Day. I got you. Really? Yeah. A little cany lake action. Maybe. Maybe. It could fall through.

It could fall through. Why? Inspectors. I don't know real estate. inspectors and such, they need to be shot. On site. Sectors always cause the trouble. Always calls, no, it should go down.

I'm going to buy a bunch of my pillow stuff and put in there, too. There you go. Pictures of Godwin on the wall. Michael Endell on a flag out front. Lee, that's like I got me. He got you. You're going to need some of that second skin on him. Or new skin, whatever it's called.

You're going to have to add some of that. Super glue and that. That goes all the way down there to that bone. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good one. I'm glad Johnny D ain't here. That probably makes him a little queasy. Don't go to the deck of my boat.

You got blood everywhere? Yeah. Oh, good. He was running blood. He got me. They got you good. Oh, man. Well, Godwin, I appreciate your sacrifice.

I will say that. Well, somebody got to do it. That was a good entrance, man. Just a big old crappy coming around the door. That thing was huge. That's a big. That's a big. That's a dog on big one.

But size got some mail from the, I think, the doll family, maybe. Yeah, Dustin. Yeah, Dustin. Dustin said, you like the chiefs, me like the chiefs, we're not even from Kansas, here's a bunch of stuff. Here's you a flag and a shirt and some barbecue sauce. You got to like the gunslinger, boys.

Seasoning. He's a gunslinger. You think they're going to win? That is... The question. I'm looking forward to seeing what kind of game it is. The way the Eagles whooped up on the commanders

That old boy can run I just think they were very lucky They had about seven turnovers I don't think they'll have that many With the Kansas Chiefs I have a question for everybody What is that? What is that?

What are we eating? Well, that's by far That's more important That is at the tip of this Super Bowl I may have me a pizza party that night. I'm going to be in Ohio. No, I'll be flying. I'm going to have me a pizza party.

For times it started, I might be home by the time. More than me a halapeno. 5.30. 5 o'clock or something. Oh, going to be close. Piazzaean and hamburger. Bricked. Praise the Lord.

Praise God for that. I had one of those Saturday night. Just gorged myself on it. That sounds fun. No, my question about the Super Bowl is, do you know who's performing the halftime show? No, who is? Okay, you don't know. Martin?

You told me the other day is the only reason I have any inkling to it. So I've never heard of this man. Swift? No, it's some guy named Lamar. Lamar. Kendrick Lamar. Kendrick Lamar. And don't be like, oh, well.

What's he do? He's not family friendly, I tell you that much. Is he a rapper? Yeah. Oh, God. I was like, I've legitimately never heard of him. and he's playing the Super Bowl and I'm like, am I that guy now?

Yeah, you're that old. Am I? Yeah, but I've heard of him. I feel like I've heard of him, maybe. Yeah. But I was like, I don't know what he's saying. So I went to Spotify, played the song, thank goodness my kids weren't around.

And then I was like, how is this going to work in the Super Bowl? Also, I've never heard a single song. None of them. None of them. I mean, I think I have. But that's only because a buddy of mine, I think, listens to him. I like some Kendrick Lamar. Oh, my goodness.

Of course you do. honor that's why you fit in every crowd we've already told you this one of his albums won a Grammy I don't even know so did Beyonce last night for country so that ought to oh yeah I want to talk about that so what is it Beyonce won the Grammy for best country

album are you kidding me true story I won what the cheese over at Dallas the sang yeah sure or the Cowboys yeah let's go about that all right look springtime is here it's warming up you know what that means that means more outside cooking

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Yeah. Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's tribeef.com slash. Stuck. Support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. Who is she up against? Do we know? I mean, because I'm not, let me tell you what,

on the list of my things not to do is watch the Grammy. I mean, I got zero. I ain't ever heard of the person doing the Super Bowl shows. But I saw. We used to have Michael Jackson. I saw that she won. And I was like, well, I wonder who her competition was. Give me one moment.

Yeah. I mean, you would think it'd have to be what, like, Morgan Wallin, I'm guessing, was probably up there. Sign of psychotic. Yeah, no, I don't think they made it. It didn't get it quite. Grammy country album nominees. Yes.

That's what we need to know. We need to know who that is. Last year, Lainey Wilson won it. That seems right. Against Kelsey Ballerini. Yeah. The Brothers Osborne, Tyler. I haven't even heard of these people either.

I just don't listen to music, I guess. Yeah. This year, Beyonce. The winner. The winner, the runner up, Chris Stapleton. Oh, my God. They what? He can't.

You can't. Huh? How do you even put them in the same? Somebody named Casey Musgraves came in third. Can you say? Post Malone's on here. Posty. I thought he was a rapper.

Uncle Si's biggest fan, Posty. His country album wasn't that bad, actually. Oh, my gosh. How does he know so much? Hunter said his album wasn't that bad. I'm way more interested if Posty does a Christian album. I'd listen to that. Yeah.

I listen to Kanye's Christian album all the time, although he just has his wife running around naked everywhere, which is weird. You see that? Uh-uh. Don't open your phone. Why? Just naked. Kanye's wife at the Grammys.

She was naked. Who's that? Who's his wife? I don't know. Is it one of the Kardashian piece? No, not anymore. Some naked girl. And I was like, put some clothes on.

Okay. Oh. I said no. It was a wild night. Huh. Well, I still don't wish I'd watch out of watch them. No. I was driving home from Carruthersville.

What's there? At other store. Oh. Grizzly jig. I've seen three honeyhole hats in there. I said, man, where'd you get that hat? He said, man, I love the honey-ho. Yeah.

Hey, grizzly jigs, they're like the us of, what's it, Missouri? Is that where they're? Yeah, yeah. Well, I spoke down in South Texas, and I saw one honeyhole hat and had about four people say, yeah, we've been by their headstop by the honey hole, see John David, too. I was like, there you go. Remember we saying that when in Wisconsin? Huh?

When we was up there. Oh, yeah. Where the dog food people. Mm-hmm. Some lady named Kim came in the store today and she screamed at me. Why? I was walking out of the back. I just put some rods up and she goes, Johnny D.

And I was like, whoa. I didn't do it. And she's like, I'm sorry. Does that make you uncomfortable when people get excited to, and I was like, lady, whenever somebody's so excited to meet me that they scream, it actually makes me feel pretty good inside. So there you go. Fire away. Her name was Kim.

She was hilarious. I know people say, don't you get tired of taking pictures? I say, oops, 12-hour graveyards. I did that for 21 years. Yeah. Then he come here for 25. This is way better. Building duck calls. You ain't even doing that anymore.

You're just talking into the can and fishing. That's right. Talking to the can, boys. Man. What all did you do in South Texas? You were out there baptizing people in the cold. I did do that, yeah. Two of them decided.

Did they want to get baptized? Was it cold? Was it cold? You didn't act like it? Well, no. I mean, you can't. I mean, I didn't feel nothing. I mean, when it's a spirit-led moment, you know.

I mean, like, in the moment, no, I wouldn't cold. I mean, look, I've been colder duck hunting. So, I mean, you know, it was, I mean, the water was. You probably in duck hunting anyway, so you used to. Yeah. Yeah. The water's probably 60 degrees. So, I mean, which is cold.

But, you know, it was fine. I walked out there. I was like, well, that one was. I didn't have video to one, but he was pretty easy because he liked feller. Now, that one that one that I had the video of, I said, come on, Ham, we're going to have to walk out here just a little bit further. A little bit deeper. Yeah, because I don't, I don't know if I can get you down that far and get back up without one of us ended up in traction here. So.

But it was weird. He had a weird request. He's a big fan anyway, and he's been, now I don't just do that because people are at events. I want to get baptized. We sat down and made sure, and his uncle can. that he had been wanting to do this for a minute. And, but he did as a weird request because he said, once you, once you, he said, he said, once I come up, can you say that's all of it?

And I said, no, buddy, I'm going to say that when you go in. Because once you come up, that's a new beginning. That ain't all of it. I said, we just, get started. I said, I'll go Jason out of him. I mean, we just getting started when you come out of there. That ain't all of it. All of us.

All of us right before you go in. And so that's what we just. why on the caption of that it shows me saying that's all of it but that was his request but no man it was fun i um yeah the other guy um what was his name i i put them in there brandon maybe um yeah because that one was william but anyway he he had a really cool story battle drug addiction all the things uh lost his fiancee then they got cleaned together uh they're in premarital counseling and they were going to do the baptism as like their first act together like him and her but this was a men's conference

and he is like i can't leave here without doing this i said well call you woman well let's let's make her confirm that this is okay you know like i don't want that to be some milestone y'all had you know circled with each other and it's all she was fired up she was like no do it i mean she was just screaming on the other end of the phone i was like all right well as long as you're cool with No, man, 300 men in South Texas. And when I tell you in the middle of nowhere, buddy, we was in the middle of no... The picture looks very nowhere. Where, yeah, it was, I ain't ever even heard of the town.

I went through. We weren't in a town, but... Or did you fly into, or did you drive? I drove. Yeah, you know. You went to a little place. What was old girl's name that left voicemail? Oh, Jennifer.

Jennifer. Hey, Jennifer, guess where Martin sent me a picture from Buckees? Yeah, I said Jai D a selfie from in front of Buckees. I said, I'm about to make Jennifer big, man. Not only did I get one brisket sandwich. I got two of them. Uh-huh. And you know what?

I had to drive right back by it coming home and go run it back. Did it again. You know what I didn't have on my brisket? Gristle. Thank you. I just think y'all had a bad deal. I don't know. It was,

uh, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was good. Took a few pictures in there because Bucky's is our fan base. So, yeah. I had a good. I had a good.

I had a good size level where you can't go. No, but it don't take a long. If I, if I, If I ramble around in there at all, it's, yeah. I ramble in a Bucky's. Oh, I do too. They get me every time.

I'm going to look at everything there is to offer. Yeah, I look just like a gadwall. Just spot to spot. Just kind of keep circling. Hey, that's where the ducks are where I was at. Where at just, Ruther'sville. Missouri? Not right north of it.

Just north of it. Oh, that's where they all were. They were smashed. Because I'm going to tell you where they ain't. Oh, I know. I want to go to that store. They never got down. Yeah.

Oh, you was just up there. Were you doing seminars and stuff? I did one Saturday night. On what? Catching slabs? I talked about the Godwin Cropicags. Oh, the fishing pole. I sold one to a ULM Bass Fisherman the other day.

Tell him it's a wiki worm. Oh, he's going to drop shot. And waky worm. The miki rig with it. Yeah. We're about to get real technical up in here. Uh-huh. Yeah, I like how they bass fisherman got to make up names for stuff.

The meeky rigs just what crappie fishermen have been doing. Yeah. For a lot of them. You just drop a jig down here and hold it real steel right above her head. Same thing croppy fishermen had been doing for a year. But you know what? We'd call it something else. But, side would you do this weekend?

Anything? Nothing. Sat at home. Oh, y'all had veterans hunt. Don't tell me you didn't do nothing. Y'all, y'all went duck hunt. Good job. We had a good hunt.

Yeah. You know, two big ballard drakes. There you go. Seeing about all. Four. Probably three or four hundred jacks. Oh. They finally made it.

Jacks wouldn't come in. Really? Well, when you can't slick a jack, it's tough times. That's right. Somebody came in the store the other day to get their hunting license, and you had to do the hip certification for migratory birds. And he looked at me and goes, do I still have to do this if I'm only hunting snipe?

And I said, Oh, no. Are you the one? Are you that? I didn't know people. Are you the reason that question is on here? Apparently, that's an actual thing that he. He was about to go, dude.

I just didn't think anybody actually did it. Didn't have a paper bag or nothing, huh? I was like, he was a dark. He was at snipe hunting, man. And I was like, I have no idea the rules, dude. I was like, I don't know. It's dark without a flashlight. It's free anyway.

Yeah. That's a good eating bird. You got to kill a bunch of them, though. Oh, yeah. I don't think I've ever even seen one. Oh, no. There's a, there were a bunch of them here. And so a bunch of Woodcock, too, actually,

showed up. So like there's all those questions if you were. That's a weird bird. What's that? Woodcock. Oh yeah. He good eating. Yeah, he's good eating.

Long nose and a long leg. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So that's, if you were after those, I think season's still open on both of them. Dark, but they're here. They're here right now.

But it does take a bunch of them to make a meal. It takes, but I think Woodcock's what, like three per person or something? That's something. You don't even get to kill many of them. That's fun to run up on them. Oh, yeah, they're cool. Scare you to death, too, if you ain't.

Because they'll wait until you get right up on. Oh, yeah. Hey, like a quail. Yeah. You step on them and scare you like, especially when there's a lot of them around. Mm-hmm. Yeah, well, we needed something now because there wasn't,

there ain't no ducks left. That's, it's a bleak day, but it's going to be 80 degrees this week. Oh, man. That's good. That's good. It's going to be biting. You want to talk about busy. Oh, yeah, all about to start slug.

I should have went up there and went in them cold. I bet you they own them 14 foot flats too. That's where they are. I was chasing them too deep. I used out there having fun though. Petrol of motor on high and go, baby. That's what I was doing. Just pan around, boom, bough.

Do you see any of the house out there? Yeah. Yeah. Sure did. I need to take me a bass rig. I know a guy with some free load. Yeah, that's what I need. I know.

I know a guy with some free love. loaders and plenty of jigheads if you need to borrow somebody. You ain't even got to bring them back. Or mooch minnows, whichever one you want to throw out. I'll sell them to you. I'll sell them to you. Yeah, absolutely. They're mooch manor, that's what I want.

Yeah, you keep that ice flouncing around in that ice chest. You can have all of them you want. I think your fish finally settled down. Yeah, they're cold now. They cold, cold. They go, I get home, whaling, going to go fish go in that night. Fish gone. Goes in your belly.

Yeah, fish go nothing. No, there ain't nothing. Those are going to be good. Those are going to be mom and dads after the boys go to bed in their belly. You better post it. I will. Just for me. You're going to have to chop up a big, them two bigans.

What do you mean? That's a big filet. That thing will flip on there just fine. I got a big griddle, got one. Every time I cook fish on a griddle, it just becomes like ground fish. Yeah. Just all flaky and perfect. Amen.

in. Hey, old dresser makes a smoked croppy dip. It is good. Wait, what? Oh yeah, that's what we had up there at Fats. Yeah. Yeah. What is it?

He made a big old container of it and brought it up there. That's how you know you catch a bunch of crapp when you guys start smoking them. Turn them into dip? Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure if you had ever had like smoked fish dip at the, at the beach, like where they smoke him Spanish macral and stuff and then turn it. I don't go to restaurants at the beach.

Yeah, it's good. I don't even go to the beach anymore because it snowed there. It's good, but I mean, if you put it. I know it. That's incredible. It snowed below us. Oh, a bunch too. But if you, I mean, side by side, it was that smoked fish dip and Gobwin's fried

crappie, you know, no offense to Mr. Driscoll, but Goblin's fried cropy were magnificent. I don't know how you put sour cream on something and then fried and it. taste good but he did it and buddy i probably ate that much fish last night did you by myself i crushed i the last time i had fished goblin cooked it during duck season oh really well yeah well i mean well a couple of weeks ago whenever we's all up there together yeah i'll find it later throw in the towel he said nah you want me find it no no no no no no we ain't a we're in a cooking show so it don't matter are we though I mean, we talk about food a lot.

We just ain't a cooking show. It's good. Because we're not going to sit here and make it. But, hey, if you want to make it, I'll film it for Commander's Kitchen. I'll eat it. Might try. I got a smoker right out there in the warehouse. All we got to do, plug it up.

Yeah, a pit boss out there. Huh. Yeah, 100%. One day when I ain't doing it, I got to go to Baton Ridge. How many times in your life have you ever run out of propane in the middle of cooking something? Oh. Me? Yeah.

Don't happen. I have one time, I think. I, but I didn't have no extra, but most of the time I check before I even start. I always have two propane tanks. One, slam full. Like, that's just the way I operate. I don't know. See, I have two, too, and I ran out of the one.

And you never went and refilled? Never went refilled it? Yeah, that's a problem. I had my griddle covered. And then out of gas? I was cooking burgers. I was cooking sliders, all small. I had little chit.

chicken. I had a little pork. I had a little burger. Oh, that's why that Instagram story, I never got to see the payoff. I saw the beginning. I never got to see the payout. No, no, because I was like, man, this thing kind of ain't working right. It's kind of, it must be cold out here. And then I looked under no fire. I said, oh, no. Luckily, I live close enough to Big Dave. Oh, he's got a bunch of bottles. Like five. Yeah. Well, I usually do, but somebody hooked up one to the other friar. the other fryer yeah the little old just burner yeah oh that oh that's okay joanna they stayed at the house

one of the time when we went to the camp and they went to cooking on that I don't know what she cooked I might ask her but the friar gone and a bottle gone yeah man kids ain't they something

that's what we're good for I laugh at that because I used to do that stuff to my dad all the time. Just come and get it. Yeah. But you don't ever see. It don't ever come back. It ain't a boomerang.

It just is one, it's a, you need direction. I'm, yeah, I took dad's propane back. I was scared he'd notice. Yeah. Well, yeah,

plus you got an empty one. You don't need it now. I mean, once you get done with it. Like, both them empty ones are in the back of my truck right now. That's the one good thing

milk crates are good for. Like a propane bottle sits perfectly in a milk crate. And you sit that in the back of your truck. and then it don't tip over and roll around everywhere. They don't even build them no more, do they? No, you got to find them places. But like a red or brown milk crate,

that propane bottle fits perfectly. Yeah. What I used to put my motorcycle on when I'd come in. Yeah. Keep the back tire off the ground. But your motorcycles in milk crates? On top of it. Huh.

When I raced. You learn something new every day, Jody, do? I just now don't have enough milk crates. You come up there and stick you. Put it on a motor. Also, huh? Like at the Honeyhole? They probably got some little

Coke deals. They ain't got them with the high sides anymore. I don't know. That's what we always used them for, though. They fit a propane bottle perfectly. Now I got that other deal in back of my truck that it sits in, but for years this won't stop hurting. No, that one's going to hurt for a couple

of days there, Gavin. I mean, he took you. He got you good. He thought he got... He could use some new skin. Well, a say you got some superglary that's pretty it's a big flap yeah i think we might have some actually you want me to go find it for you right just keep it rolling we'll keep talking honey i mean really we'll just talk bad about me while i'm gone i'm not honor have we not talked about you while you're in here me some coffee while you go oh what's wrong where you say you're on spot he's just thinking about

us enjoying the day is you reappealed up oh yeah no more medicine no i'm still i had 18-hundred 189 people asked me how you were at that show. How, sir? I said, well, he's about gone. So we tried to kill him. Yeah, he won't be with us long, you know. I was telling us the other day, he made such big news that the head of enforcement

for the Arkansas Game of Fish Commission called me checking on him since it happened in the state of Arkansas. He was covering themselves. Yeah, I didn't even know him before then, but he knew me. So it's always always always oh that's so what's his name you remember the name was Chris the head of enforcement yeah of enforcement yeah not not just the head enforcement. Um, but no I don't I don't know what we got on the docket now we got uh well we leave here and we got Fillmore Duck Dynasty stuff so that's going well. Hey, did I tell you what I did? What?

I filmed probably the most ridiculous thing I've ever filmed in my life. Oh. Which is saying something for me. Yeah, because we're doing some stuff. I mean, you did do like... I can't say, because you'll see it one day. You did do the running man and a suit at the Shiner tank. You know, I'm not afraid of ridiculous stuff.

Look at Hunter. You come back with everything about coffee. First aid kit. Good job, Hunter. Wave to the pretty girls on the camera. That's a glue, boys. We have timeout. Let me see this.

Is that gorilla girl? I'm pretty sure I see a first aid kit that has been Gade. Hey, what's your A instant cold pack. I was like, why? What's the gorilla go to it, boys? I'm looking.

You want some of this neospore in the dump on it? Yeah, let's put it inside there. Well, it won't, this superglow won't stick in with it. I don't know. What are we doing? I'm trying to make sure my man is still able to bring me some crappies. I'm trying to take care of him. And I texted someone to make you a cup of coffee.

Look at there. Oh, did you? Here, you want to clean it with this alcohol wipe? No. No. That's going to go. He'll pass on that. There ain't no knee of scoring in here. That thing's false advertising.

I'll just glue it. Okay. Yeah, that glue going to hurt bad enough. Put that gorilla grow to it. You want a band-a-go over the top of it or? No. Oh, that's going to. Fill it up.

Let it glue. That's a deep flat. Yeah, I think we're going to cut that top off. Yep, let's try. Top main tray. Why is gorilla glue? How old is it? To play with.

You ever just glue stuff? It's hard in there. Well, it's hard, ain't it? Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Way to go, Hunter. I just knocked over 150 bandage, too. That's all.

I got, I had to get a first aid kit. You want to at least put that on there? Keep yourself from reopening it for now. Did we find you some regulation? Yeah, tell I'll get some glue to her. Yeah. I got some flesching glue at home in the shop. Oh, you know what?

My boat's in. my boats in the warehouse of Della NM are super gluing it for for FG knots. I ain't going over. Oh yeah, you may get caught. He's retired. Yeah, he is retired. He's happily retired. Hey, can you make some?

Yeah. Right, while you're here. No. Yeah. He said, no. No, Galvin got mad at me and Stone just talking about work. I shut them down. Amen.

Get that crap out of here. Laudy B. What's Miss Paula thing about your retired life? Any update there? She still got to do it and stuff. Hey, I'll tell you what. If you get still in that recliner too long, yeah.

She'll find, I got to go put it in the shop. The recliner? Yeah. You got to hide. Out of side out of mine. Yeah. You got plenty to do. Let me tell you.

Now, so we were filming, though, for the new show at a hardware store. But you know it's in the back of the hardware store, Martin. Gun section. Guns section. Yeah, because I worked there. I worked at that very hardware store I was miced up buying buying a weapon the other day

I was like I'll just be right back We were filming something with some other people And I was I walked back up and all the camera people Were looking at me It was like, just bought a gun No biggie Yeah ain't no thing

I can do that I found me an eye and call Did you? You finally found you Want Paula stole from you? You found you? Oh He found him a replacement

Well I found a very small shotgun For a certain young boy Who would be turning 11 in a month. He don't know it yet. Carter going duck hunting, got one. And now he owns a gun. Single shot.

Yesterday was Youth Day up there in Missouri. They kill them? Yeah. That's where all the teals at. Oh, yeah. All the teals stopped. I mean, that thing is hard as a brick bat.

That's what I told you. I mean, like. I'll melt it. I don't think it's a melt issue. I think it's just hard. You think it's just solid? Well, that's what happened when you make to see. What was gorilla glue?

It hardens in the in the carry case. Oh, Martin's about to get covered in glue everybody. I heard it. Some guy from Vietnam emailed him, by the way. He was like he lives there? No, he was there from 68 to 69. Oh, that was the bad one. That was the bad.

And then in late 69, he went. went to Fort Polk till February of 72, and he wonders of him and Ziam met. I have a theory that you would know. Yeah. You'd remember this guy. Well, I was at Fort Polk. When were you there?

I don't remember. When were you in Vietnam? 68, 69? 68, 69. So you were 20 and 21? Okay. Wow. And then you ended up at Fort Polk.

Did you come to Polk after non? Yeah. Or before? No, after. Where'd you go? Is that the first place you went? Is that the first place you went? Yeah, well, that's how I got out of AIT.

Yeah. They had orders, A, up to R, was going to Germany, Korea, all this, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. They got to R, my name, Vietnam, went past it, then everybody else went to Germany and Korea. And they said, Robert, sir, who did you pit off? I said, well, I don't know, but hey, I must have done it. But everybody, apparently. But that was, when you come back to the States, you went to Fort Polk first.

Nope. Oh, no, it's to Fort Evans. I come back from the States. Okay. All right. So y'all made that. I went from 115 in the shade. Because where there's snowing ground, eight months out of the year.

Where's that at? Massachusetts. Massachusetts. Boston, Massachusetts. Oh, so that's when you made. Matt Christine. Yep, at Fort Divens. There you go.

One me and the redhead got together. Okay. Yeah, gang. Okay, and we have figured it out. Oh, you can cut yourself doing that. Yeah. Hey, well, good news. We don't have any super glue, but we got some band-aids.

Before you cut yourself. We got band-aids. We got a first-age. It is a solid. It is a right. Now, this thing is called a first-age cut, but it ain't nothing but band-aid. There's no neospore, and there's no little scissors. There's no Ben-Gay.

Can you shock yourself with anything in there? No. Is there any smelling salts? No. I'm very interested in smelling salts. Why is that? I've never done them. You ain't ever been knocked out?

I guess. I have, but they didn't bring me back. Yeah. They didn't bring you back, boys. We were at the hockey game the other night, and on the visitor's bench, over in the corner, there was 57 mustard packets and smelling salts. Really? Sounds like my refrigerator, according to Duck Dynasty. And I guess, and we Googled it.

And they were like, oh, yeah, some hockey players think mustard packets help with cramps. Really? So hockey players aren't. So what do they do? Put it on their leg. Head stuff. Head stuff. Yeah.

I got a lot of questions. Do they eat the mustard to help with cramps? Yeah. Like it's a pickle juice shot or something. Oh, I don't know. It meant like, oh, my hands cramped. Let me rub some mustard on them. I just thought like Gatorade would work better, but maybe not.

Maybe they think the people to see the yellow ice around them and get scared like they teeteed everywhere, you know. I don't know I just say but they were doing the smelling salt things I was like and they were awake yeah why would you do that

get fired up get a rush or something and now I kind of want to try it like if this show ever starts you know like oh this kind of boy just smelling salt myself and just woo yeah there you go

do you think it could help can it is a bonus I think one of them mechanics do it to one of them motorcross race Can anybody buy the line? Gobwin, I think you got some coffee. Did you bail me some coffee? Golly, look at Brittany.

Superstar. Britney's here. Hey, you ask the person from Maine to build your coffee because they got to drink hot stuff all year. Oh, shit. Because they're cold. Hold on. Look at there, go.

Yeah, are smelling salts like prescription? Yeah, like how do you get them? Do you just... Oh, here we go. Can you order them on Amazon? Smelling salts. Ah, world's strongest. Hey, go get it.

Right in here, we'll all do it at the same time. Well, Johnny, you've made much more questionable Amazon purchases. That's all I'm going to say. Those are all in the archives. You can't see them. Oh, strong is smelling salts. Apparently Joe Rogan beat us too doing smelling salts on a podcast. Well, he talks to a lot of people that get knocked out.

We talk to the people that knock people out. Yeah. That's a difference. Yeah, you can just buy smelling. Apparently, there's powerlifting. smelling salts. It's got 3.3 out of five stars. Yeah, I've seen that were one of them

mechanics, I was watching Supercross Race. I forget who it was. That mechanic stuck that up there. Yeah, they dropped the gate. I don't know, I guess it, I don't know what it, maybe it opens up your sinuses. We're about to get emailed. I tried them smelling salts.

They didn't do nothing for me. I climbed a tree after I, I got them smelling salts. They ate them. Don't go eat no bath salts, people. Is it sauce or salt? First aid kit appropriate. I think it's salt.

Isn't it? S-A-L-T? I think. This is called first aid only ammonia inhalants. There you go. Now they're getting into tech. 10-pack. There's a 10-pack.

10-pack. 12-99. So for $1.30, you can get the rush of your life for a couple seconds. Why am I interested? you know I am. This is the kind of thing I do and then normally just don't tell anybody about. Yeah, not these days, though.

You document everything. We're going to see this on the ground. Got it. Kids. It actually sounds like a thing, good thing to keep in my truck during duck season. Why? 3.30 a.m.

Oh, yeah. No, that's one of the, I've been reading reviews for quite some time now. About the last six minutes. Like when you're just driving and you're like, you get to that point where it's like, man, golly, you just won't close them eyes. You just reach over there and get you a little.

And you'll be awake for a month. Yeah, that's the problem. Next thing you know, you're pulling into the camp. I'm wondering how you got there. Yeah, what just happened? I don't remember. I took that turn. I turned right and bastard.

Yeah, and that's it. What happened then? Oh, Lord, have mercy. Well, Hunter, we got any voicemails? We got anything? Oh, yeah, he said. I love reading reviews on Amazon. Yeah, I got a few.

You got a few? This person gave these smelling salts a one-star review, and then the comment was that they're perfect. You are hard to please, person. That's better and good, and he still just gave them one-star. That smelling salt went good on my steak. 318-215-6559. That's our voicemail.

Hunter? The keeper. Hey. Hey. Name's Terry, North Carolina. I would love for... That looks like sweetmeat. Research what?

A werewolf. A werewolf. A werewolf cat. How can something be both a wolf and a cat? A wolf and a cat? That's just a regular cat. Wow. What's he looked like?

What he looked like an owl? Oh, I thought you said owl is in like your nephew. No, owl. We ain't got no half. These ears and his eyes. That's just an ugly cat. How much does one of these cats cost? $1,500.

American? I saw a cat you could just pick up all, you just go to Jeff and Jessica's house. There's cats to $2,500. There's cats that look just like at at the Union Parish dumpsters. Yeah. I'll find you a cat.

They don't cost you nothing. I've always been. Is that damn on the right, T? With hire? Yeah. That hasn't on the left. I ain't got no higher. You know what, you know what, John D?

If you got one of them cats, you got boat money. No, I don't get it. They got some big cats, though. Like tigers. No, no. Well, I'm talking about, no, I'm talking about a regular cat. And, you know, there's like them big rabbits. Yeah.

Yeah. I'd like a big rabbit. That'd be cool. Big old, I mean, I'm telling, hey, these are big rabbits. I'm talking about it. I don't have long ears. Look like a donkey. No, I'm serious.

They're so big. actually look like a donkey. The ears won't stand up. They flop down. Oh, don't they lay down. Oh, like, could you imagine riding a rabbit? Yeah, too heavy. From the sounds of it, that rabbit ain't very active.

No, he ain't, no. That's why I would, that's why I would, that's why I would, they're real cuddly. Yeah, that's why I would want him for a, yeah. They just crap everywhere. The Flemish giant rabbit. Let's see. They're from England.

Yeah, there you go. There you go. Flemish rabbit. Look at that. That thing does look like a donkey. Oh, no. Good grief. That's a big rabbit.

Oh, yeah. Now, that one right there, make a fricacy. Hey. Hunter, if you're wondering how I got this photo, I googled giant rabbits. Suffering suck at that. Look at the size of that sucker. That's a big rabbit. That's a big rabbit.

That's a big rabbit. That's a big rabbit. Hey. I need one of them. No, you don't. Why not? We're going to have to talk about that word need again. They're like the, uh,

pet dogs for our veterans. The rabbit's the same way. Huh. Yeah. An emotional support rabbit? It's an emotional support rabbit. I've seen an emotional support parakeet. No, I'm serious.

I'm serious. What if I got an emotional support? Is there another another out there? Yeah, what else we got? We're divulging into a place where I'm just bored. So what's that? Hunter is the type of person who's going to end up with an emotional support crocodile.

No comment. Now that'd be tight. A guy had an alligator that was at. Yeah. In Pennsylvania. I don't know if this story has been told before. Hey, he carried the thing everywhere he went. Turn it on.

I'll shut up. Okay. Again, I don't know if this one's been told before. What? Yeah. How would it not have been told? Hi, this is Carter from Louisiana. And I would really like for Uncle Syed to tell the story about the time he had to

vacuum clean and salesman and come to his house. Oh, we've talked about it. Vacuum cleaner, man. But it's a good story. Well, I need a new vacuum. The vacuum cleaner salesman to your mama. Was he selling rainbow? Now, he had that stupid Kirby vacuum cleaner.

A Kirby? Yep. Wasn't a Dyson? Hey, he emptied horse do-doo on mama's carpet. What? Yeah. Well, because, hey, he showed up. He showed up.

in the summertime, okay, and for, I'm talking about for probably a month and a half every day at 10 o'clock, knock on the door, mom will go there, you know, and they didn't get on first name. Merritt, you need to give me, like, hey, he started out, hey, I need an hour and a half to demonstrate this Kirby vacuum clinic, you know, well, by the time that a month and a half it went by, He was begging for, hey, just five minutes, Mary. And you'll never see me again. So she finally gave him five minutes. He went out there in his old beat-up truck, unwired the back doors,

brought the vacuum cleaner in and a five-gallon bucket. And he set the bucket down and was looking, you know, at the cord in his hand of the vacuum cleaner. The mom said, what are you looking for, John? And he said, plug in. He said, it's probably a barrel of the wall. So he plugged in. Then he grabbed that five-gallon bucket full of horse manure,

put it all over a rug. Uh-uh. Oh, yeah. And she screamed, you all, have you lost your mind? He said, oh, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. I trained it up, y'all. And Mama said, well, I hope so.

He said, oh, if I have to, I'll eat it. And Mama said, well, I hope you're hungry. And started laughing and sat down on the couch. And he said, what's so funny? She said, she said, bono patique, dude, because, hey, we've been out of power for about three days. Get to eating.

Yeah. Get you a plate. Oh, good. I hope you're hungry. Oh, Lord. That's a bold salesman strategy. Oh, hey. Oh, he, hey, I'm serious.

He hung around there for a month and a half every day. He was gone. He'd have never. Oh, y'all, and she had told him, hey, I'm not going to buy that stupid. Don't come by that. No, it's too expensive to number one. After about the third. dime he'd come done that to number six shot at his feet before he come up at port

to you how bitch he wouldn't come back well you don't shoot him he said it is oh yeah you can do it you just shoot him let me get out to have about sabbby and shoot him hey it's probably ain't what harder needs to be listening to go on the skin a little bit all right what else you got hunter let's listen one more then we're gonna wrap his baby up right i got the glue out by the way you got the glow out it's hard to break back does it work no it is It is just glue. Yeah. I've always wondered why glue didn't dry in the bottle.

Now we know. All right, I heard of a voicemail about big wadens. I wanted to stab J.D., but I figured I better just stabbed them. You can stab me if you want. Clean egg. There's a prize.

Hey, fellas, Uncle Si, I hope your ribs were better. I just want to tell you how much I love you. And I'm calling from Cous. Say Oregon. My name is. Arler. Love you. Bye.

Organ duck, boys. Hey. What was the question? I wonder if she's been. No question. Well, no question. She just wanted. Her name was what?

She loved. Star. Yeah. I just like the way she said it, you know. Yeah. She loved she said. Honor, you ever left somebody of voice, I like that?

Not once. Quit play. It was something from the, the, all, What was her name? Star. Star? She's a big star.

You want to be playing it again? And all she got to do is act naturally. Uh-oh. I'm so confused. He's so confused. Isaiah 4026, God created the stars and calls them all by name

and her name was Star and he knows every star in the sky. So look up sometime and remember that. That's right. Always choose for the moon, boys. And then guess what? If you don't make it, you fall among the stars. I just fell in a seat beside you, which works.

Close enough. We'll see y'all next time right here in a duck car room. Ah!