Duck Call Room - John Luke Joins Uncle Si’s Podcast as Co-Producer

Episode Date: October 13, 2026

John Luke Robertson officially joins the team as co-producer, and the boys revisit some of their favorite bits, read a few savage comments from the internet, and throw around ideas for who should show up next. Uncle Si creates a guest wish list that includes a hypnotist, and Hunter happens to know one because of course he does. Martin is still holding out for Steve Harvey, and John Luke and John-David finally come clean about the fountain prank that may or may not have crossed into soapy terrorism. Duck Call Room episode #595 is sponsored by: Get 20% off your DeleteMe plan when you go to joindeleteme.com/DUCK and use promo code DUCK at checkout. https://duckstamp.com - Get your digital duck stamp online and keep it right on your phone! https://ethos.com/DUCK - Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes. Application times & rates may vary. Get $10 off your first order at ponchooutdoors.com/DUCK when you enter your email. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Watch this, Hunter. Watch this. Watch me do your job in real action and live action. Do we call me? Watch me AIU. I don't want to watch me AI Hunter. All right, welcome back to the duck call room, ladies and gentlemen. I love AI.

See that that started at 18 seconds, Hunter. That's all we got to know. That's all I have to know for the rest of today. I'm so excited. Yeah, this is a, we got different crew in here today, man. It's a much younger crew. size hunting or you're the oldest in the room I was the oldest in the room the other day so it's weird

yeah it is weird yeah I don't just in every room I'm in really yeah pretty much you're younger and John I don't even I don't know I don't know how old you are that's terrible just turned 26 just well I yeah okay yeah you're just turned 26 I'm 30 I had a couple how many John Luke had six kids by the time he was 26 what are you waiting on son Hunter on this interview since you're our special oh this is an intervention by the way Luke was the special guess. No, we'll get to him in that white iPad here in a second.

Yeah, I'm so uncomfortable. I'm supposed to be the- When are you getting married, on her? I don't know. When are you popping the question, then? I'm giving it at least a year. At least a year. So how far are we into this process?

Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to be on record as saying, wrong answer. Wrong answer. Just figuring it out, man. I don't know. Have you settled down from her moving the microwave? Is that we're good now? You know where it is?

Can you find it in the dark yet? There's a whole controversy. For context, girlfriend moved in, rearranged the whole apartment, kind of freaked me out a little bit. Christians would call it shacked up. The WFR crew you grew up,

yeah, said they're shacked up. Hey, also me. I would call it that. Well, you're part of that crew. Oh,

that's right. Okay, sorry. This is why me and John Luke got married at the ripe young age of 19. Yeah, there you go. Doing it in the side of the Lord

and all as well. This to go right off the bat. Yeah, well. Okay, wait, so she moved all the stuff. Yeah, so she moved all the stuff, and it kind of freaked me out a little bit, because I've only ever had one other roommate for, like, two years. And how's he going to cook his hot pockets if the microwave's on the left? Look, in my apartment.

Yeah. Well, what the microwave had to do with that? It just, it wasn't just the microwave. It was like everything was moved. Okay. Like, if the fridge could be moved, she would have moved it. Instead, she moved every shelf inside of the fridge. like I thought it was a lot but then someone told me and it might have been you that if she's

going to be the one in there the most then I should have no saying and I should just leave it alone. You shouldn't care. Let me let me just I won't settle this for you. Leave it alone anyway whether you're in there the most or she's in there the most. That is a that is a non that's a non-starter just let that happen. I've just never met anyone that actually moves the shelves on a Frigerator. I feel like the people over... I've seen where you can. I feel like the people at Frigid Air were like, this is optimal, this is how we're going to send it to you, and I just enjoy it that way. Yeah, I've seen that, I know that it's available, but I've never, no, no, I just,

I wipe them off every once in a while and there you go, moving. I don't even do that. Oh, you got to. You don't cook enough wild game. I need to. Yeah. There's, well... Because blood ends up in mind. Oh, no, blood's in there, yeah, for sure. Well, I've got this picture of lemonade I've had for like the past six months. That's disgusting. You make new lemonade, you ding-dong. But at the bottom of it is starting to, there's a little stickiness to it.

It's a Yeti pitcher, and you just, once that's empty, you just make some more lemonade. Okay. It's my new thing. Lemonade? I love it. My wife, like, three years ago, said, we're not even using a microwave. Ever? Ever.

And we haven't. That's a real, ever. As a person that knows your wife, that makes a lot of sense. It was like a whole thing. Now she's kind of wanting the microwave, but we're still. Maybe you might get rid of ours. Do you want that one? No.

And air fryer is way better. Airfire is better, yeah. But it takes a little. But now those incredible people at Ninja, and this is not an ad, have come out with some microwave air fryer combo. Ooh. Yeah, I used one. I wouldn't impress. Well, why don't you just rain on my?

I'm just trying to save you some money for him. I would have bought one of those. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm just trying to help. The one that I used that it was a Ninja brand, I was like, it did not. They've never made anything bad in their life. It did not air fry the way your air fry or air fry. The second they come out with a hot dog roller, Ninja does.

You changing teams? Oh. I'm pre-ordered. All fun to go fund me for the startup. Chicken biscuit, minute 30. About appliances I have ever been a part of. We ain't done, yes. Appliances are one of the most important things in my life.

Our kids are waffle eaters. They just go in that little skinny toaster. Boom, toaster. I got a special toaster for sourdough. It's a long grower. John Luke, you got any cool kitchen appliances? I bet y'all got some cool ones. We all have any, no.

No, y'all got the opposite. We're the opposite. You all got like, no appliances. They got a butter churn. Yeah. You have a butter churn? They got that knife that you got to like wheel to cut bread. Yeah.

From, from Ballerina Farms. Yeah. Didn't think I knew about them, did you? Yeah. I'm in on the sourdough woman train. I guarantee you, Mary Kate knows all about Baller Farms. No, we got all. inning on a loon making her making a blanket.

That's what I'm talking about. That's why I'm moving over there just to be by Mary Kate because it all goes wrong. We will live off the land. You got her three-legged milking stool out there. Bring the cows. I said our next step is our cow. We've got to get it out there.

But the best part about them is they still ride electric bicycles. Well, yeah, it's clean. It's electric little house on the prairie, as I like to call it. It's electric. I've got to get an electric bike. Gas is expensive. Yeah. South Park episode came out today

yesterday and they're making fun of electric bikes. I haven't watched it yet, but they need to make a new South Park episode making fun of the people that still watch the new South Park episodes. South Park is still a thing. Oh yeah. I don't watch I've matured.

But the last season was like super political and it was really funny. Oh, really? All right. Okay. Moving on from Hunter. Moving on. Moving on from Hunter. Interesting. I had no idea that was even

actually renamed it to South America. what south park oh really yeah named this uh because we're putting america on everything yeah yeah yeah we got a golf and a lake kind of like frank's redhot we're just putting it on everything man john luke tell us why you're here i'm here this is a special episode what what you got oh oh don't be that guy we got it under we you never have to sit in here and i was about to say it i was about say are you here to tell us about duckstamp dot com and how it sounded like we're about to start a whole new no but he was going to show us how easy it was to order on a iPad because it'll stay there too, baby.

I'm so nervous. Take your iPad hunting with you. This is real life. I ordered by Dougstamp off Dougstamp.com. Yesterday on my iPad. See? Look at there. And now it's there just in his digital wallet.

My computer feels so inadequate sitting here next to John Luke's fancy iPad with a keyboard, which is just a computer. It's just, it's an iPad. I'm fully moved over an iPad. Is it the touchscreen that you like? Just smaller. I don't need the whole computer situation. You don't even have cool stuff.

I guess it has the same charger as your phone too. Got the same charges as my phone. Yeah. You should get cool stickers. Yeah. I'll get you. How long have you had that? I'm going on a year and a half.

That's impressive that that covers that clean. Uh-huh. Color me impressed. The white cover that clean after a year. I think John Chris, our friend of the podcast said it best. Ooh, and I'm wearing his t-shirt today. iPads are children's toys. Really?

Yeah. That's his take. Everyone I've seen with an iPad is either. a child or an old person. Or a preacher. Yeah. Preachers, children at restaurants that are bad and old people. Yeah. The new age preacher loves an iPad.

I think my grandfathers had the same iPad since like 2012, give or take. We're going to take because iPads weren't around in 2012. Y'all wouldn't know this, but I remember after one of the seasons of Duck Dynasty, John Luke may know this. A&E gave us a gift. and it was an iPad mini and I was like Children's toy

yeah but I was like man that's really cool I was like we made it these people just gave us all big you know brand new iPads and it had an A&E cover on it and I was like

but now that it was like the same size as like a phone now yeah it is huge but when I still have it somewhere and it feels so like tiny it's like this phone

yeah it feels like an iPod Like at this stage of where all those things have progressed, it's like. I want an iPod again. I don't know why. I carried that iPad mini with me everywhere. I could have a whole conversation about an iPod right now. I have three iPods in my drawer. Really?

Yeah, they still work. If you ever want to listen to some illegally downloaded alien ant farm, I'm your guy. A friend of mine showed me how to jailbreak them so you could listen to like higher quality music. But I didn't do all that. So I found a company that sold like another one called an in Oasis. and it's the same thing. It's just newer with more storage and it's pretty cool.

You aren't even around for Napster. What's wrong with your phone? Well, I mean, stuff comes and goes off at Spotify all the time. But I'm... Really? Yeah. I thought that was kind of like

once it was there, it was there. Stuff comes and goes off of Spotify? Yeah. What do you listen? Oh. The stuff that I usually listen to is like pretty, has a lot of sticking power on Spotify.

They're not going to get rid of it. of the stuff people are actually listening to Hunter. Oh, does Spotify get rid of them? Yeah, well, Spotify or the artists will choose to take their music back. Ah. And not. Hunter's only listen to people that are trying to fight the power anyway. That's not true. It's just like...

Yes, it is. Yeah, they're like, they want to be rage against the machine, but they can't be, so they have to take their music off of Spotify. Man, the scammers, they're out there working hard. Now, now they're texting you. They're texting you. They're calling you. They're emailing you.

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I feel like a punching back. Okay, this is why you're here. We have a purpose for this episode. I think I'm the one human who doesn't have Spotify. so I just don't. How do you drive? Huh? How do you function?

I'm still the one guy that pays for serious X-M. Series X-N's awesome, though. I'll give you that. John Luke, start before I can. I'm about to chew Martin out for being an old person. We have a purpose for this episode. In a rare event, there's a topic since it's not football.

No, I was just telling him why I still have serious XM because I can listen to every football game while we're driving during the hunting season. You can watch them on YouTube. TV while you're driving. That seems markedly more dangerous. I'd rather listen to him. Go ahead. Go ahead, John Luke.

So the person of it, this is a producer's episode. Okay, so we're... Of which? I am now one of them. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome John Luke Robertson. One. To the overlord producing angle of the duck call room. So y'all thought we never had a play it.

And we don't. But we do now. We took us. And it's on this iPad. Now we got an iPad. And the plan is on the iPad. There we go. But you are.

We've all talked about it. John Luke is here to help us out. Yeah, I am temporary co-producer. I love how you put an end date on it too. Yeah, he's like, come next summer. I'm out, boys. Y'all got me for a little bit. I'm out.

I'm out. Are you going to come back after camp? I don't know. We'll see how it goes. Yeah. This is like a, we're just dating right now. I like this. Well, you're kind of like Hunter.

You're just shacked up with us. And we'll see what happens. We're not committed. If John Luke wants... You better not move anything in here. If John Luke at any point can take his iPad and leave, no paperwork or nothing involved. I'm gone.

You know, it's... In my office next door. You'll feel like a punching bag. Hey, it's good to be the punching bag. I was one at Duck Commander for 10 years. Who wouldn't? It was one of the reasons you hung around. So Hunter is co-producer.

Hunter's main producer. He actually makes it happen. If you're listening to this, it's because Hunter... Hunter press buttons. And he did take us off Spotify. Yeah, it made it happen. No. Because stuff comes and goes.

And I edit every podcast to obscure albums. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He listens to music while he edits us. You listen to music while we talk? I've already heard y'all once. I don't need to hear y'all again. I just got to make sure y'all sound good.

No, that just seems like that would be so confusing in my head. I don't know how, okay. If someone plays a phone while a TV's on, I almost have a panic attack. Yeah, I mean, that's a real Talladega night's move there. How do you listen to the radio while you're watching a movie? But I do like John Luke's role a lot. It sounds awesome. Yeah, so my job is the content, the coming up with the ideas

and helping everyone keep up with some sort of plan. That's a good idea because after 600 times, wing in it. We need some help. So that's what this episode. Very excited. Yes. So that's what this episode is. This is introducing me and asking y'all and you, the audience, what do we want to see for the next 600 episodes?

Because very soon in about six episodes, we will have the Duck Call Room 600 episodes, which is like a huge deal. That's like a NASCAR race. Yeah. It's actually 548 more than I thought we'd ever get to. I thought we would go one a week for a year. Yeah. And then they'd be like, that was dumb.

I actually thought after about six months, I'd be like, yeah, this ain't going to work. And here we are. Especially once I ended up with the COVID in the hospital. Oh, yeah. I was like, well, that's all of it, boys. It was a time we almost all died. Yeah. That was a bad deal.

Yeah, but he was the first one. I was like, well, if he's gone, we're out. Like, this ain't ever. We were only like 20 into it. I was like, yeah, it's all. And he was lying to us about his medicine. Yeah. Go listen to those if you have.

They're a good time. And now he's down in Venice fishing. And now he's like, I might be there, might not. Yeah. Yeah, so he's not here today. And so this is kind of what we're talking about too, because he's not here and I'm here. So for this episode, I asked him to send me a list of topics and ideas and guests that he wanted. Praise God.

Did he send it on an iPad? No, he told Philip and Philip typed it and sent it to me. I really hoped he was going to give Philip a piece of paper. with it all handwritten, and then Philip was going to send you that. Yeah, no, Philip did type it up and send it to me. I get to travel with them ding-dongs this coming week. I know Philip must have booked the flights because he put me and sigh beside each other on the plane.

And I'm like, oh, God. And Phillips's behind us. What buffet are y'all stopping at? The buffet doesn't matter. I'm just worried about what we're going to bring home with us and check baggage. Last time I traveled with Philip, the whole thing was centered around what buffet we're going to. I'm like, we're an hour from my house. Why are we stopping at a buffet? Yeah, I just go home.

Got to travel with y'all at least once. Yeah, you need to travel. Yeah, I need to make, you need to be size handler one time and be as DJ to those headphones and just watch him. It is a good time. Yeah, that's, um. So what do we got? So his list, I, I was going to read it, but I almost feel like it should be its own episode when he can comment on it. Size list. It was one of the. the funniest things I've ever read. Are they all alive?

They're, yes. Okay, good. Sometimes he gets confused. I was just curious. John F. Kennedy? It's not names. John F. Kennedy?

Yeah. It's not, well, yeah. It's not names. There's like three names, and then the rest of them are. Stuff. Hypes of people. Oh. I know.

Well, does he want to bring back a psychologist? He wants a psychiatrist. He wants to. That's why we brought Dr. Emily, Jones and Dr. Lee and because... Si legitimately wants to lay down on the couch and have it recorded. We couldn't make that happen.

I mean, he really does. We have a couch. He truly wants that. The problem is, I don't think we're going to find a licensed therapist who wants to therapy Si on camera. I'll tell you, here's the first two, and then the rest will leave for when Sy's back.

All right. The first one was a psychiatrist. The second one was a hypnotist. I know one that might be able to come. How do you know a hypnotist that might be able to swing back? I interviewed one at Louisiana Tech for my journalism degree. Okay, we'll save it. Wait, time out.

I think his name was Chris Jones. I think that's the most regular name I've ever heard in my life. I'll have to go through my old Google Drive. Are they a local hypnotist? Do we have local? No, but even worse, it's a Rustin hypnotist. He was on American talent or America's Got Talent, and he hypnotized Howie Mandel.

and got him to shake his hand, which was like huge because that dude's a germaphobe, I think. I don't know. I like watching people lose on deal or no deal. If he came to tech, I think he'd be willing to come here. Okay, well, we can find that one. All right, hypnotist. Okay.

Yeah, the rest of super funny, we'll save it for Cy. Okay. Hypnotism. That is so bizarre. If we can get Sy hypnotized, we'll probably have to edit out a lot of it, but it'll be amazing. How would we know if he was hypnotized or not?

They do like tongue clicks or snapping. No, I'm saying just the way he's acting. Like, how do you know if he's like? Sae might be currently hypnotized. What if Sa got hypnotized in Vietnam and nobody ever snapped him out of it? What if he gets hypnotized and we realize he, yeah. What if it makes him normal? He gets snapped out of hypnotism.

This is dangerous. Oh, wow. I don't think we should bring a hypnotist. I'm all for it. No, we got it. This is awesome. I don't like that. No, I'm not getting hypnotist.

I mean, as much as I want to see, Sa, I'm way more interested in Sy's commentary of one of us being hypnotized. That's true. I'll let you do it. I do it.

I don't care. Willie's friends with Justin Flom. We were friends with that guy, who's like a magician on the internet. He did some things that I didn't like. Like I was holding stuff and then I wasn't holding stuff and then I was holding what he told me I was holding.

Really? It was weird. Really? I don't know how it worked. Like I was there. and I was watching him. And he would take stuff out of your hand? I don't know how.

Just stuff in my hand would switch. So wait, you were hypnotized? I wasn't hypnotized. It was magic-trized. Magic-tri-d-ha. He just did magic. Magic. We could get him.

That's interesting. There's about 15 other types of people. Types of people. Oh, man. The best would be the hypnotist and the psychiatrist at the same time. You hypnotize him and then you shrink.

No, no, no. Hey. That's weird. Too much weird. We'd learn too much about Vietnam. We already know enough. We may actually learn the truth then, though. Hey, may find out that story

about them stealing the outer wheel of a deuce and a half while it never quit moving because that happened. Well, I mean, I know he thinks it does, but sure seems like a hard way to do it. That seems possible. A tire of a deuce and a half truck that never got jacked up off the ground and you took it? Well, it's a duly, so he only took the outside wheel.

Okay. Howdy break the lug nuts free. Hey, they'll steal your, they'll steal your radio and leave the music. I'm aware. I'm just saying. I'm just saying, it makes sense to me. Duckstamp.com Dye, what's the best $25 you can stand during hunting session?

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now I kind of want to guess size list is the problem is a trash guy on there no that'd be a fun job I love surprisingly no that's too normal of a job I love Theo Vaughn's expose of the lunch lady on that one that he did way back when I mean it's been a while since he did a lunch lady he got like a lunch lady from Ohio just a random lunch lady from Ohio come in that's the type of stuff yeah that's the no okay so we're doing that so this is my question to y'all now and to the audience who you can type this in

the comments is like it's going to be like what kind of stuff do you want to see what do you like about the show where you not like stuff like that what like one of the things and what i'm doing is like who we want is guess like things like that and so like i'm compiling the plan that we will kind of sort of work on work from after the 600 episode. And one of the things that like, because I read all the comments and I love them, I enjoy them. Are you okay?

I also have to read all the comments, and I got mixed feelings about it. About some of them? About some of them. Oh, it's funny. Well, one of the things is the Duck Boys podcast, which we've done twice now. There's some love and some hate.

I looked at the first one. It's like 50-50. It's like 50-50. It was crazy as there was no middle ground. No. It was either. Yes, this is awesome. God, shut up.

I'm like, man, there's none of y'all in the middle? Like, there's nothing like, whatever. I thought it was, well, those people don't comment. Yeah, I guess so. They're normal. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah. The second episode was the same.

It was about 50-50. Yeah. But the comments got more, uh, more well said, more thought out, which I actually appreciated. I do love, clever hate. They were a lot, they were a lot more clever than the first. The first one was just like half the, people were like, we hate this. And we have people like, we love this.

The second one, it was like, people were, a lot of people were saying they love it. And then we got some, like, very targeted specific things. Yeah. My favorite one. Who got got got? Oh, we all got God. Me and Jacob, I got the most of it on that, on the second episode.

Okay. Yeah. I have some of the, like, hate comments I've got saved on my phone. Oh, yeah. Because they're so funny. I mean, there's some that are good. I appreciate if you're going to take the time to hate on the internet being clever. I really do.

The people are like, hey, you're fat and bald. Shut up. I'm like, yeah, okay. Give me something I don't know. I see that in the mirror every day. Like, that ain't a problem. Yeah. Yeah, people call me loud.

Well, yeah. I mean. I was born this way. Yeah. Ain't no turning it down. But like the clever ones, y'all keep doing y'all's thing, man. I appreciate that. Just welcome.

Yeah. My favorite one was one that was like, this podcast would be amazing. if y'all would get some of your mama's money to build you out a new room and a new mic so I don't have to accidentally click on the episode and listen to it. See, well thought out. That was a funny thing.

I can't appreciate that. There was like a twist at the end. Yeah, it was like, oh. Oh, never mind, you still don't want to listen to us. Never mind. I thought you just wanted us somewhere else. Never mind. Whoops, my bad.

Here. How did you have that? so fast. He may or may not have taken. I was like, okay, that is funny. Well, another bummer. This is an instant no watching again with this quotation mark crew. If y'all are going to do this make your own show, have your mama pay for it and pick a room to film it in. It would make me laugh. That was very early on in it. One of them was like, you should name this podcast Willie's Moochers. That one really got me. I do love the internet, really. These moochers.

That's not you. Yeah. And I'm not even getting paid for this, so. Like, you're not getting paid? Not extra. Yeah, that's the same. It's the same as it ever was. Yeah.

More responsibility. There you go. Oh, that's funny. No, okay, but stuff like that. So now my question is that to y'all. It's like, what is y'all's, what some of y'all's like looking back of the last 600, 594 episodes? Like, what were some of your all favorite, like,

segments that you used to do that you're like, okay, we might want to bring this back. I used to love doing the weird trail cams. Weird trail cams. Like the trail cam. We used to have people send in their unidentified objects off of trail cameras. I always thought that was fun because, I mean, the trail cameras catch goofy stuff, like just weird things going on out there in the wild. That one was fun.

I'm trying to think. Have we had, what other segments have we? Relationship advice was always. It's always fun with Sye. The emails that just gotten to the point. We kind of overlooked them some. We'll skim through them. There was just so much.

And the falls coming back. I remember we used to do like kids with their first like first deer, first ducks, all that kind of. So that was always fun. See kids smiling out there in the outdoors. That was. Yeah. That was always a good time. Even though I know ours isn't necessarily like outdoors focused.

It is fun to celebrate kids in the outdoors. So in our history of. besides a few emails I deleted because they were very mean to me. But hey, at least you put your name on it and emailed me directly. We average about 50 emails and episode to sort through. And I think part of that was it just got, it's so tiring. Yeah. And so we've gotten 28,000 emails basically in our history.

And the voicemails never really worked. I mean, some of them did. But most of them said the same thing. Hey, Sa, we love you. And we do appreciate that. And we appreciate that. I listen or read the transcript to every voicemail. And a lot of them were good.

And a lot of them are positive. Whoa, whoa, what time out. Do you use AI? I do. Why? Somebody on that.

Wait, time out. It does provide a transcript. Wait, time out. I can read it, which is faster than listening to it. Hunter, time out. Did we just make a breakthrough?

Do you actually use AI? Hunter's team AI. Let's go and drop it. The thing was out before like Google's Gemini. Okay. Google's out of all. That you. Anyway, got you.

I listened to all of them at the end of the week, but all y'all kind of say the same thing that you love Sy. And we do love Sy and we love y'all. So just know that that feeling is mutual. It just, we thought maybe we'd have some funnier stories in there. And you still can. Please, please do. Tell a joke.

Tell something funny. You know, all those kinds of things. But the guest to me are always fun, especially I, I, now I consider him a friend, but the first time John Chris walked in here, I had no idea who that cat was. You didn't know, it was weird to me. That I didn't know him.

I recognized him, but I didn't. I recognized him because Brittany would send me a bunch of stuff of him and like reels and stuff, but I just, I still didn't know him. I was like, man, he looks familiar, and that's where I left it. And then we shot a gun in the parking lot.

And he held it like that. Yeah, he held it with one hand. I bought this shirt. It says John Chris Fielding game, you hunt we gather because it made me giggle. You know it would be really fun. And I posted a picture. and all you could see was CRI.

Within two minutes, he put eye emoji comment. I'm like, are you really out there just scrolling for your own T-shirt? Oh, he 100% is, yeah. Also, go to his website and buy the shirt. Yeah, you'll pay an absurd amount of shipping. Well, and then I was going to make fun of them for the absurd shipping, but then gas, I took a picture next to a gas tank today. I was like, good Lord.

That's why it costs so much. You know who we need, though, really? His fiancé without him. That's next level. Yeah, we need. That's what this podcast should be. We need to sneak his fiance, Lydia, down here without him knowing that she's coming and have some fun. We could do like another duck wives where it's like y'all's wives per.

I don't know who the fourth could be, but. Yeah. I mean. Oh, John Luke, one thing we did that was really fun, we did a newlywed game and we let a guy who's never watched the newlywed game host it. Or is married. Yeah. He was like, oh, I got great questions. Where did you get those questions from?

I forgot the website Chat GPT That would have been better My questions were fine And to everyone that made fun of me I'm not asking like I didn't want to ask basic questions I just hate

I want to bring that back But bring Mary Kate into the fold Yeah I just hate I played the newlywed game And never got to write make whoopee Yeah You know because that was always like a standard Answer in the newlywed game

That was on television Yeah Somewhere in there Somebody got to write make whoope Instead, Hunter was like, Instead, it was like, how many times have you lost your keys? Like, okay. Bage flags.

Yeah. Hey, I stand by it. That's all you can do, man. That's all you can do. Like I've said before, the Caterpillar comment. Produced that thing, producer. The Caterpillar thing was. The Cappetiller was good.

The funniest moment in here, to me, in my opinion. The funniest moment in the history of the Duck Call Room was Brittany calling him a Caterpillar? One of the top five. Also in one of the top five, when you almost stabbed your own knee with a knife. That happened. I was playing with a knife. Yeah.

I dropped it. It hit this table and if it had. Almost like Taledigan. It would have gone deep into this leg. It was a bad deal. So we need more knives in here. No, I actually got rid of it. I know there's less of them.

There's only three. He's been getting rid of all our. Yeah. I've left just the one next to side so he can still. Stab me. Yeah. Boys just turned four today. I'm not young.

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ethhos.com slash application times may vary rates may vary. Do we want to tell people like upcoming guests? Yeah. Yeah. Do we have upcoming guess? We have a few. Yeah, we have a few. Who? Potential at least. Yeah, potential. Yeah. We got big boy who's going to break the chair, right? I'm so excited. What's his name? Look, his name's Jared. Jared. Rebuilt Dad on Instagram. If you go look at him, he used to be 600 pounds. Now he's hovering around 406, I think, was his last video.

And his goal is he's going to sit in those terrible plastic chairs that are not made for even regular big boys. Yeah, Jared, I got bad news for you. You still got a long way to go for you. You don't shatter one of them things. Because I've broken many of them. I've broken a couple of them. Yeah.

And so he's just posting himself on the internet. sitting in that chair and it falls apart. And one of us got 50 million views and everybody's rooting for him. So I- How could you not, man? I slid in and was like, hey, man, I co-host the duck call room with Uncle Sy. So if you do go viral, there's a solid chance I'm going to message you, just letting you know. What's his name again?

Rebuilt dad? Rebuilt dad. Because he's rebuilding himself. And I was like, look, I've lost a little way. And he's doing it. How's he doing it without the help of? I don't know. That's a great question. I mean, he is working out every day for sure.

Yeah, it seems like he's just doing... Or both, I am probably. Rebuilt Dad Official. Yeah. Super interested in having him. Yeah, his videos are funny. I've enjoyed watching them. I'm excited to meet him after talking to him now.

Yeah. And then I send you over to Hunter to try and schedule it, so... I'm really excited in November, the Red Clay Strays. I'm still talking to their manager trying to get that to happen. I forgot about that. I have to. I forgot about my friend, Good Time, Andy.

Sorry, Andy. I got a date with y'all at some point in their home. Whenever y'all play in Bojure, my best. We're going to Shreveport. Yeah. Oh, yeah, the strays. I don't, yeah, who are they saying is going to be a part of that? All of them are just part of them?

Oh, I don't know. I know Andy will be because that's my connection. Yeah. I'm a big fan of them. I think it was the YouTube comments. It was, I think Stone was talking about Whiskey Myers, I think is his name. Yeah.

And y'all were asking people who they listened to. And all the comments were flooded with the red clay strays. Well, they're good, man. So I listened to them and they're amazing. I need one upbeat song. Huh? I need one. Oh, yeah, they got that sheet twisted music.

I like, I need one. That's what they specialize in. I do, we do have to discuss one thing, Martin. Kanye? Well, yes. Yeah, I'm in. Oh. Your boy is, if we get, if we can get yay, yay, we'll travel to you.

Anyway. A man said he'd be, do y'all. on our podcast. Oh, Steve. Steve Harvey said he'd do it. Yeah, that's been a tougher egg to crack than I thought it would be. But even though he said he'd do it,

or whoever runs his Instagram said they'd do it. So we're still waiting. We haven't given up hope, ladies and gentlemen. Well, probably have to reach back out to like WME to get that done. I have like, I don't know if Lee's still there, but probably go to Lee to WME and get that. That night that that comment came through,

that was just a fun night in my life. Yeah. Me and Martin are having a good time. I said, good news is, I don't know. I watched Dancing with the Stars with Brittany the other night, and I knew nobody on there, except for Guillermo from the Jimmy Kimmel show back in the day. I didn't know any of the stars.

I was like, man, hmm, interesting. I feel like we're getting to that point. We don't know celebrities. Yeah, yeah, we've aged out of knowing who people are. If you're not, if you weren't relevant in like 2015 or aren't relevant to 12-year-old boys, I don't know who you are. Oh, yeah, reach out dude perfect.

Get Tyler Tony on here. Isn't Jet friends with some like supernatural or Walking Dead stars? Yeah, it's Walking Dead. Walking Dead? Yeah, and then that. Speaking of 2015. Yeah. No, he was friends with that supernatural dude too.

I can't remember his name. Jared. Yeah, Jared. That's it. I think I said his last name, right? Yeah. You know, there was a time we could text Chris Pratt, but he's probably still pretty busy. I don't know.

What does he do? I hung out with him one time by a fire and we saying the pit. I took the boy, I took the boy frog in. See, that was our role. And he was filming Fallen Kingdom. That was our role back in the day. Yeah, we were the outdoor. No, you were the outdoor guy.

Leason. Willie brought him, Willie would bring the people in to hang out around the fire, and I would sing songs with them and be the weird guy by the fire that they're like, that guy's weird. And then Martin would take him hunting. I took them hunting, fishing whatever they wanted to do. It was just five years too late.

Or I could have met him. So it was just five years too late or I could have met him. Yeah. I mean, I think you, find him filming another movie in Louisiana and he would come back and do it no problem they don't film as much in new Orleans as they used to uh I guess some of them film credits dry it up or whatever but um no that'd be a phone I did I do you know so I work with turtle box so I have reached out to their team on for Scotty Sheffler because I think he'd be an

interesting one like the golfer yeah the number one golfer in the world I just excuse me I just called him a golfer no I just say it's your Sheffler I didn't know a fit he's the number one ranked golfer in the world. I didn't know if you were one or two, so I just said the golfer. But he puts his faith forward out there, and I think that's still an interesting platform to still be able to do that. Um, being, and his caddy is a, is a very close friend of, of ours, Ted Scott. So, um, is there anyone else? Yeah. I don't know if I'm ever allowed to tell the true story of how I met. Of Teddy? Ted Scott. Well, I don't. Well, there's a certain Duck Dynasty episode that completely refutes the story. I don't know.

The day I was hired to be Willie's assistant, when we were singing nacho and stuff. Yeah. In the other office where it actually happened. I don't know if you can. Willie hired me to be his assistant with Bubba Watson and his cat. Oh, and Teddy. Whenever we did. Watching the interview.

And I was like, this is weird. Has Hunter ever seen that video, the Harlem Shake video that went dumb? Yeah. I know the Harlem Shake. Did you see the Duck Commander one? No. I'm still mad. Bubba Watson's doughed up and had us do it,

the Harlem shake. I'm going to sound like a bitter loser when we talk about this. What? Well, because I had this great idea of what I was going to do in it. Can you all give me a quick 10 second rundown of who Bubba Watson is? He used to be the number one. Two time master champion. Two time master champion. Just a good guy. Anyway, I had this great idea and jace looked at me and said, that's pretty funny. And I was like, I know my role here. And I let Jace do it instead. They're a puppet? That's Little Bubba. That's his head cover for his drive.

And there's Willie just dancing. Uh-huh. Yeah. This is what we used to do here. That's where the... No, where is that? That's where the story. And then look, there's everybody.

Look at Jay. I said... My favorite. What am I supposed to do? I said, just stand here. Forget Jace. Look at our friend. Look at our friend Lunchbox.

And don't move. And Lunchbox had his shirt off. And his name's Lunchbox. You guess what he looks like. Yeah. How do I get you stupid... YouTube ads out of the way. I don't know how to get.

Jay's was like, what are you going to do? I said, I'm just going to stare at the camera and hold this gun. He goes, that's a good idea. I said, you should do it. Yeah, it's yours. I know my role here. I was currently making $9 an hour.

A lot of times we were shadow writers for those guys. Anyway, John Luke, what are your ideas? I have no ideas. I don't know. I'm just the guy. That was your whole job. No, I'm just a guy who makes a list.

John Lou, what's the chances we all get iPads? Yeah, good. Absolutely not. The iPad is a children. Every station has an iPad. No, I'm just, that's, I'm not saying I'm good at the, like, coming up with the ideas. I'm just good at the. He's recording.

Recording of the ideas. Yeah, there you go. I'm just a list guy. A list guy. A list guy. Yeah, fire up. Done. If you don't have a problem with coworkers or your boss,

seeing you play video games on an iPad, there's no hope. Playing games on an iPad is a fireball offense in itself. Having an iPad is a fireable expense as an adult. An iPad is a kid's toy. Thank you. It's a jumbo phone. That's all net positive over there. We should do that.

We should combine. Yeah. On the net. Net positive and duck call room collide. When John Chris was here, he was, y'all were walking out. and he walked by my office, and he, like, the doors open, he, like, stuck his head in. And he said, what is that?

And I said, it's a bearded dragon. And he said, yeah, it makes sense. Oh, does your lizard still live here? Yeah, I moved the lizard to the store so kids can look at it. There you go. It's like adults. Yeah. And anybody, really.

Anybody really. But the lizard also leaves in April and goes to camp. Yeah. Does he? Yeah, he does. He's part-time here. People are like ducks that migrate just out of here. Yeah.

I am. I migrate in for the winter and then migrate back out in April. Head back home for the summer. Back out to Oak Camp Chioca. And on out to Brownlee Road. It's a great place. Didn't John Chris have a comment about me whenever I did the Give It Up for Jesus Christ? Boy, he's had a bunch of them.

He's had a bunch of them. John Chris watches our podcast a lot because he's got a lot of commentary on a lot of things. Oh, man. Most of it makes me laugh. Hey, but he got RFK. Maybe we should get that guy. Yeah. I don't really have anything to ask RFK,

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Are you all aware that there's people with like fountains in their yard? Mm-hmm. Did y'all know that? Not one of them. Yeah. It's apparently their whole identity is their fountain. Yeah. Yeah.

Is that true? Missy and Jace used to have a fountain in their yard. We're not going to talk about that one. I don't know what happened to it. I'll ask. Yeah, I wonder why Jason's fountain broke. Uh-oh.

Apparently Johnny D. knows. You did it to the Civic Center fountain. I was a bad influence on John Luke. What happened? We might have broken his fountain. Who, Jason? We've never said that out loud until now.

I have. He doesn't listen. He doesn't listen to us. You did that to the Civic Center fountain, too? We soaked it. I was going around as like an 18-year-old. I think I've heard about that.

Thinking I was funny putting dawn in people's fountains in like fancy neighborhoods with my friends and a few years later my ding-dong cousin John Luke who's a little younger than me took it to a whole another level. Kind of one of them.

Of terrorism. Soapy terrorism. Just everywhere. And I'm proud of you. We're probably past the statute of limitations on that. I know, what is it? 15 years? Yeah, I mean, yeah, we're probably...

But apparently there's like people with fountains in their backyard and those are the ones you really got to watch out for. And their back... Why would you put a fountain where nobody could see it? For you to see it. That's why you got to watch out for them. Well, do we have any more ideas coming up?

Why do you have something? No, I'm just trying to... You act like you got something you won't talk about. Everything like on track a little bit, trying to keep to the theme of the... Oh, this is your one chance to host? Is that where we're at? No, this is it. No, I think...

I like whenever one of y'all's on, so Hunter posts more. What? Singer. Watch how much he posts about himself. Oh, this episode's about to blow up on it. I don't do that at all. I know. Give it up for Jesus Christ.

That was a good one. You should have posted that. No, I think after watching the last 100 episodes. What? Hold on. You've watched the last 100 episodes? Yes. Oh.

Research and development, man. I sped through them. I appreciate it. That's... R&D. I would not have done that. A lot of them are read. I think he was probably listening to them, too.

I would be listening to them while I read the comments. I downloaded the transcripts and put them in the binder, like a book. You really? Yeah. You should burn that book. I'm against the government burning books, but that book does not need to get out. Not only do I have that. How do you make a transcript of a YouTube video?

Look at this. I got all of them on my iPad. Can't do that on a computer. Yes, you can. What are you talking about? It's just a jumbo phone that's not a phone. We make transcripts of all of our episodes. We probably have them.

How do you do it? Here's my notes. I know other people. He's got notes on every episode. Here's my notes on every episode. I don't like this. I'm going to name an episode. I want you to go to it, 496.

Go to that episode right now. All right. Uncle Cy applauds shoplifter, shoplors honest apology. Jacob Mayo was a guest. That was a good one. That's when I caught that old girl with the light. put her on Facebook

and her dad called me. That's it. I don't have any notes on it. Wow. No notes. Good episode. No notes on that one. But here's what I think is the best I call

room episode. I think it's when y'all just tell funny stories. I think it's when there's a random person on here. He's just telling a random thing. It was like a unique personality. And then I think sometimes you always end it with a Bible verse, but sometimes y'all go like a little more in depth in it.

And I think that's what I like to hear too. You know, I go a little more in depth on it for the last like 10 minutes. On whatever like the, not like the lesson of the episode, but just like kind of whatever y'all are going, you know, getting into. Yeah, most of those come via email. Yeah. They come from email. Yeah.

Yeah. It'll be like a question that you'll read at the end. And y'all will kind of like give some advice on it and stuff. And I think that's interesting. I like the random people that, to be fair, that we don't know. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Because you really get to know them and it's like, okay. Like, I think sometimes all of us know each other so well, you just kind of,

oh yeah, I'm not telling that story. They've heard that a hundred times. You know, it's just like, it's kind of weird. So sometimes just. No, I mean, no, he's like a bad CD right now. He's got about eight tracks. He keeps skipping and getting stuck on. Did you know that there's communists living here in America today?

I'm very well aware. They're no longer overseas. They're here. I do edit down his repeat stories or just completely edit them out. So that way the audience doesn't get. Well, in fairness, I do too as I'm sitting here. We need Eagle the Pigeon to run back, though. That's a good one.

And if you're listening and you're like, no, leave size stories in, it's every week. Yeah, you've heard it. Like, you've heard it. Yeah. We should do three hours for a 50. Unless you started on episode 590, whatever we are right now. 594. Then it's, uh, yeah, but he does go through weird little loops.

But he told them like, like, uh, better in the first 100 episodes, though. Well, yeah, he was four years younger. Uh-huh. He wasn't on oxygen. So go back and re-listen to those. Yeah. Before we end, Hunter, what, how do people or anyone, how do people like send in their ideas? Like, what's the email?

Hello at Duckcallroom.com. Oh, yeah, we need to get him the log in. I'm going to get you the password. I could actually tell you the password right now, and you'd never be able to log in because of how many weird letters and numbers it is. Okay. And it's just one word, but it's spelled.

It might still. It is not spelled like you'd think. The email on my phone. No. Yeah, I'll get that and I'll go through and read them all. Okay. Ooh. Boy.

You may need that psychiatrist. That's why I started going to Dr. Jones. I'm like, hey, I got some. stuff. I got some heavy stuff. Great. Oh, there's somebody on my Instagram DM. Or comment. I don't remember your name, but happy birthday. You just sent me a message like yesterday.

Happy birthday. I want to say his name's John, but I'm not real sure on that. But happy birthday. You know if you sent me the message asking us to shout you out for happy birthday. Happy birthday. I do have one shout out before we end this episode. What? Justin on Instagram said, hey, I hope you can answer me. Me and my fiance are going to have hot dogs at our wedding reception. Oh, praise God.

And want to know the brand you guys all own so I can purchase a reputable one. Buddy, we just get on Amazon and pick one, baby. Yeah. Pick your budget. They got one for every budget. If we are responsible for getting a hot dog roller at a wedding reception in this great country known as the United States of America. Man, think of a hot dog fountain.

He just run by it, one size ketchup, one size of mustard. He really has just, you've been working. hard. A little vat of chili. I'm in on this one. He's looking at my folder. Here's all 100 train scripts, the last 100.

Waffle House will cater a wedding. Wait, do what? Yeah. Do they send a chef? Or is it all pre-cooked? I actually don't know. Because the hash browns need to come straight off the deal. There's been talks about that in the one-bedroom apartment.

Waffle House catering yours wedding? Yeah. Why don't we just do it at Waffle House? I mean, we could do that too. Man, I'm so excited for 20-29. It's going to be a great time. Yeah. You may want to do it while they're still in business.

AI is going to kill us all before you actually tie the knot. You sorry, dog. Except for, you know, I ain't going to kill that Waffle House cook with that Saggart hanging out of his mouth. He ain't going to kill him. Hey, I can't. Jail didn't. Prison didn't get him.

He's still there, but. I go to Waffle House a lot. You can't be talking about them like that. Hey, you go, you go, well, road Waffle House? Huh? Yeah, like, unless something's changed, 91% of those people are halfway house guys. trying to make a better life for them, which I applaud them.

I always leave a tip of the other day. I'm not saying every Waffle House is like that, but I know the one at Well Road used to be like that. There was a comment on our Facebook page on one of the reels with Samuel, the legendary bird collar. And it was, I ate Waffle House beside that guy in the orange hat the other day.

And I was like, yeah, you did. Yeah, see? I had two eggs and bacon because I'm healthy. Gosh, I was. As a guy who ate at Waffle House every day for a year, and got up to 318. I'm assuming there's some different choices I could have made, but I don't think I'd characterize anything there as healthy.

No, they got the Fiesta Protein Bowl if you're feeling hungry. Again. It's just eggs and chicken. Uh-huh. Don't you dare say eggs and chickens bad for you? No, I question the 30-weight motor oil they put back there on a griddle that they throw all that stuff in. That's where I, that's the question I have.

Well, that's where all the deliciousness comes from. It looks suspicious when they spoon it out of a ladle. I'm like. They have a nutritional fact information page on Wafflehouse.com. I've been there. Which is just the most inner fat boy of fat boys trying to be better than any human being can do. You want to know what's really fun. When you go to the nutritional page of Waffle House, that's when you should go see a doctor.

You know, it's really fun. Get on, you know, this place up here, crumble and just look at the nutritional information of a crumbull. I saw that yesterday. It is unbelievable. No, they actually just removed it from the website. Why? It was hilarious. Wild.

I mean, some of them cookies have like 126 grams of sugar in them. You know it's cool, though? Cool. Allison wanted to buy her friend a cookie to say thank you for something. And she's like, can you go by there and pick one up? I was like, I'm not driving across town to get a cookie. So you did. Nope.

They will deliver you one cookie. To your house? I had nod to the honey hole. That girl walked in. She was like, I have a delivery. I said one cookie. She said, yeah, I said, that's me. I'm assuming she thought I ate it right there on the spot,

but I just took it home with me. They are good. And it saved me like 30 minutes of my time. I'll give crumble this. It was a very expensive cookie. But man, I looked one day at the nutritional information and I was like, but I didn't know how much to tip either because it was by percentage

and it was like 63 cents. No, they drove over there, man, $2. $1.12 was the top option. Okay, there you go. That's fair. That cookie cost me $12. $12. Which I felt was ridiculous.

But I was like, is it worth $8 to not have to drive over there before I go home? How much you pay yourself an hour? What do you consider your time worth? There you go. There's a cost benefit analysis in there. I'm a big fan of delivery. And also Chili's delivery, we got to do a whole episode on how great that is. America's fast casual is back.

And I don't know if it was Donald Trump or who it was, but somebody has made America great again. because Chili's is back. The triple dipper slaps. You can get a chicken sandwich and chips and salsa and a drink for 1099. What? What are you talking about? Unpaid ad.

Go to Chili's. Isaiah 4310, You are my witnesses, declares the Lord, and my servant whom I have chosen so that you may know and believe me and understand that I am he. Before me, no God was formed, nor will there be one after me.

That's just the verse of the day. because God is good, and I'm here to tell you about it. It's all I got. Will there be triple dippers in heaven? Oh, praise God. Something better. Heaven's going to be like the Garden of Eden, but combined with Thomas Road. Like, what are you eating today?

Not the tree. Just some chicken fillet. That chicken waffles at chick-fil-a is overrated, too. We'll see y'all next time. We'll see y'all next time. Right here in the duck call room.