Duck Call Room - Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray

Episode Date: April 24, 2025

Martin is shook up after taking his son to get an x-ray after an unfortunate stumble. Uncle Si meets his match in 10-year-old Sage, who casually chokes out John-David in one second flat and rattles off jujitsu moves and hunting stories like a mini ninja. John-David and Martin reminisce the time Willie played golf with Larry the Cable Guy. Stone gives Martin an unexpected motivational speech as he faces down the big 4-0 - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What was that woman open? Somebody sat up too late like that. Who, me? Yeah. I did. Actually. 10.50 leaving the movies like he's hunter. Yeah.

Well, you were the one playing video games last night. Oh, was it? Why were you up? My wife made me watch American Idol. There you go. See, we're just doing things for our wife, mainly because I'm leaving today, so it doesn't matter. I got to go to Tulsa. Also, welcome back.

A town that loves you. Hey, that's a good town. Yeah. That's a good thing with it. I'm speaking tomorrow morning. Tulsa? Yeah. You're about to make the Larry the cable guy joke?

Oh, baby. Is there a Larry the cable joke about Tulsa? Yeah. What's Tulsa backward? Oh, dang. I thought about it like that. Ha. That was like 2004 blue-collar comedy.

Get her done. That's the boy. He played Tommeter. That's the poor he had to clean up his act a little bit. Oh, Dan, our friend Dan. That was one of the best parts of Willie always doing golf tournaments with him. He'd be talking in his normal voice, which is still pretty redneck, and a kid would see him. And then all of a sudden he'd switch to Mater from cars.

I'm the world's best backwards driver. And I would laugh every time. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He was wild, man. We played in this charity golf tournament a couple of times up there in Nebraska. That's fun. That's where he almost died.

Yeah, that's where, yeah, scariest I've ever been on a plane. Yeah, that was a tough one. That was punched through some super sales like we knew what we were doing. Old Stewie said, I can't believe he stuck the landing. I saw Stuie the other day. Oh, Stewie, the pilot, the co-pilot actually. But no, yeah, I'm headed Tulsa, so it's fun. We had our first x-ray yesterday.

That was fun. That's a good time. Waylon took about a five-foot tumble off a jungle gym at school. So it's funny, the careful one. How is it? He's fine. I mean, he got a little limp about him. He knows he did it.

I can say that. You warned him about them stairs at my house many times. I try, man. I tried. So did he trip or did he jump? Nobody really knows exactly. He might have jumped. Yeah, nobody knows.

It was during the Easter egg hunt. So, you know, there were kids everywhere, you know, like. And he saw an egg and said, I got to get there first. May have been. Like, nobody, only he knows and he ain't talking. I'm going to take the shortcut. Yeah, only he knows and he ain't talking about it. He doesn't want to talk about it.

Yeah, he just, he just looked at going, it hurt. Don't do that. Which I don't know who was more shook up, him or his mama. Yeah, probably so. For sure. He was like, dang, that was a mistake. She said, to the hospital. When she called me, I said, yeah, that sounds about right.

So, you know. No, we went to a doctor first, and she was like, I'll just be really careful and get an x-rayed. didn't do no ER trip or nothing. Yeah, that's good. Yeah. No, I didn't think. I looked at it as a guy who's broken several bones because I'm clumsy,

let's just call it what it is. A lot of momentum when you go down. Yeah, it didn't. And as a husky young fella, yeah. I mean, I could put body parts in a bind, like, you know. And I looked at it and I said, it ain't broken. But I know what that looks like.

That's a sprain. That one's going to take a minute. He's going to wear that one a little bit. So he somehow hurt his ankle and fell on. his head. I'm not really sure. Because he had a little scuff marks on his face, too. That's your tough. Oh, he made out of over.

He'll quick. Yeah. He was walking around last night. So, I mean, he did have a limp, but he was up walking on it, running around with his brother in cars and everything else. So, you know. Last time we got x-rays, it was because Carter fell off a Segway. Mm-hmm.

And now he hates all Segways. But he feels better because he found out the owner of Segway fell off a Segway and died. Oh, for real? Yeah, which shouldn't make Carter happy, but it does. Because he's like, well, you get what you deserve. You made these death traps and the one caught up to. Hey, they're dangerous. So Carter ain't ever looking at being like a mall cop in the future.

Oh, no, no, no. He fell off that one right over by Willie's house, and I had to pick that sucker up. He's in extra large clothes now. Youth extra large. Yeah, he big. He's a big old boy, yeah. And I had to carry him. Yeah, y'all soon be sharing shoes.

Like, it won't be long. I mean, he's going to be shopping in dad's closet. for a long. That just kind of shook me up. Yeah. No, we keep having to buy them clothes in Allison. Like, you think they fit? I'm like, well, they don't fit Ben's when he's an adult, so.

I just make him the official honeyhole model. Well. Mom probably don't go for that, though, does she? She won't even wear other stuff. I mean, I'm like, I don't even pick my own wardrobe, but just get stuff that my brother-in-law makes. There you go. Why can't Carter do that? Yeah.

He's in about an adult small now, though. It's crazy. Oh, he's big. How old is it? Eleven. He's a giant. But, uh, no, it's, it's, fun, man. I'm, I don't know.

It's fun going to get x-rays. Yeah, I mean, it's part of life, right? Like, I mean, it's part of raising kids. I mean, stuff's going to happen. So I just am surprised. Actually, I'm surprised it took this long and I was more surprised that it was wailing. So. Jump suit Jackson?

Yeah, it just shows you. I think it shows you, though, the difference between being cautious and not caring. Like, if you hesitate, that's when you get hurt. A lot of times the hesitation is what hurts you. Jackson. Nope, just straight through that door. We'll figure it out when we get through it. You mean, Brittany.

Knocks me down and knocks me down. Yeah, but if you hesitate at any moment, that's generally when bad things happen. Like that goes for hunting or a lot of different things. That hesitation is generally what cost you. So just go with it. That's true. You get a feeling, go with it, man.

I don't get people that can't make decisions. Yeah. It boggles my mind. Like dinner every night. Oh. I can make it. Storn, you all have that conversation?

What do you want? It's the same conversation every time. Yeah, doesn't matter. What do you want to eat? What do you want? Yeah. You say something. They're like anything you say something.

Well, that's what I say. Well, what about, you know, we can't stop. I don't know. I'm not in a move for that. What about this? Well, I don't want that right now. Yeah, the problem is Brittany took my Trump card from me because I always just said Captain D's because I know she didn't like it.

And then she fell in love with them hush puppies. So now I don't have one that's like a definite no to make her make the decision, you know. Captain D is always a good one. Yeah. Great little seafood place. Yeah. She got pregnant. She got pregnant and got on them hush pups and could.

She still ain't awful. Changed her attitude. Allison tried another crock pot meal last night. How'd that go? It was terrible. Yeah. It's the nicest way to put it. It's not a crock pot man.

We just can't figure it out. She admitted to it, though. She was like, hey, it was edible, it feta, She goes, I never have to make it again. Nothing. Because crock pot, most of them are tender. No, this was Allison's direct quote was, I didn't even know I could somehow turn fresh chicken

into canned chicken, but I somehow did it in this crock pot. Oh, I've had that. Here, I got some crock pot wisdom for you. Buy that Mississippi roast recipe. That's what it was with chicken. Okay, yeah, and you just put different kinds of meat with those same ingredients.

Yeah, man. That stuff's actually good. At Chuck roast, the best. Yep. You could take those frozen meatballs or make your own meatballs. That would be delicious. Yeah. Somehow the chicken, this flavor was okay, but the chicken, she turned it into canned chicken.

We don't know how. Really? It was weird. Cooked it too long, maybe. Like, what are you? I'm trying to figure out what you're called. I don't think I've ever eaten canned chicken. It just disintegrated pretty much.

It's kind of like chewy. Turned into mush. Chewy. It was chewy. And kind of like a, like you were chewing on a hockey puck. No, not a hockey puck. Something chew is. I like, cook you too long.

Maybe. That's interesting. But I thought the whole point of a crock pot was just, hey, set that sucker on in the morning and get home and eat. Well, when I make it like about two hours before they say it's supposed to be done, I take the meat out and shred it and then throw it back in there and let it finish that way. That would have been the move.

Yeah. I take it out and get them little metal things, you know. But we had a soccer game. She wasn't home. I was at work. And so we showed up at home. I turned the oven on. There were already rolls in it.

That was magical. Oh, everybody love a roll. Allison's like, yeah, she told me all the instructions. Then we opened that crock pot and I was like, she knows. Uh-oh. She already knows. I know. What the kids say?

Ben's didn't eat. Ben's ate plain noodles. Okay. Yeah, that checks out. He tried to throw. That's our rule in the house. You got to try it. If you don't like it, that's-

And the words a guy when you got to have a no thank you portion. Yep. But if you don't like it, I'm like, hey, I don't. don't like it either why am i going to force some kid to eat this i don't like this yeah just got to be willing to try that's the yeah that's the move willing to try yeah but yeah i think i'm going to throw away the crock pot it's just the only thing you can cook in it it is a roast and you can do that in the oven yeah yeah i think next time she goes to get the crock pot it's just not gonna be think to that dutch oven yeah yeah yeah three hours of 300 just take you

take your pair of scissors to that court yeah i don't what kid did that Golly. Must have been the Martin kids. You can blame it on my kids. I'm fine. I saw Jackson playing with it. I mean, I'm fine with it. You can blame it on mine.

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Support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. You know, Kaye been over building duck calls and what we watch on TV is pretty comical what that boy watched it. He's 19, what 19? And he loves them spaghetti western. I do too.

Old type, leave eggs, leave. They're just, you know, they got something to them. And you know what they eat? Every time they're eating something. They eat beans. They're eating beans. Yeah, that's it. Beans and rocks.

The best one on that is, what, plays and settles. Yeah. But that thing there is hilarious. No, when they all get to part. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, slam pigger, I'll say you boy had enough. Yeah. But that's one of the better things.

It's like Phil with the spitting things or one of our duck on videos. That was a good. Yeah, that was a big one. You couldn't do that these days. You'd have to, they'd be spitting them Zens out. We're from Levi Garrett to Zinn. Yeah. Oh, uh, unbelievable.

To Zin. Oh, Burley. What are he doing that? He, he, he chewed up a cigar. Oh, no, no, yeah. Hey. And I mean, you know, it was a hunk of a cigars. Mm-hmm.

Well, he's burly. Yeah. Well, you know, he just, he's been smoking it. You know, I have to, I have to. I have to hunt. Then he just showed him. He's kind of done like that looked at it. Then the next day he did, you know.

Yeah, he had a wad come out of there that was fitting for a man named Burley. Well, they used to have contests with that crap. Yeah. See who could spit the furthest? Oh, yeah. Yeah, it had a target, you know. Yeah, oh, it was wild. That's a 10.

I remember going in the, uh, uh, The pool hall, where they play dominoes all the time, going in there. Y'all play dominoes at the pool hall? Oh, yeah. Really? In Virginia, Louisiana, that's where everybody gathered. Was the pool hall? Yeah.

So you play dominoes, pool. Play pool, the dominoes. All the things. Oh, yeah. And then they had them spittoons. They didn't, you know, don't put it close. Yeah. That's got to be over against the wall.

Oh, them big brass one? Oh, yeah. Make like a team when you get it. make a ding when you hit it yo yeah and all you heard was and then you ding boy y'all's living in a wild west wouldn't you know hey it was

it was something to see I bet old PR is pretty good at pool I don't know if he he now feels not much on games no he always broke the stick over people back in those days he wasn't much in games I bet he was good at that yeah like all these kids

you know the I all and all them played spades and all this, that jump, you know, and was actually like, Jayce was, you know, number one, you know, at Spade. Mm-hmm. Allegedly. Hey, he just, no, he had that, he had it, you know, it was.

That is a true story. I saw it. It was legit. He won that. This is when computers first came out. Yeah, he was on Yahoo! Like, Yahoo Spades or whatever. Yeah.

He got up, and there was, you know, a million people doing that. And Jace Robertson was. number one in the world. That's why they call him slick. At Yahoo Spades. At Yahoo Spades. Yeah, I spent a lot of time playing Yahoo! Jen.

I used to love playing Jen growing up, man. What is? Hearts. Hearts, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Harts was kind of a hard. Like Daddy then played that. Played Harts.

It was a, you know, this was a killer game. Well, Jace does have that weird mind. They got serious on this crap boy. Good throat. Jay's got that weird mind of being able to count all that stuff. Yeah. That's why I say you shouldn't play poker with him. Yeah, he's counting.

I can beat him in poker, son. Uh-oh. Don't ever doubt it. You can, you just don't. Well, no. I give him, you know, hey, we have some good ones now. But like when I actually get mad, he makes me mad and I'll say I'm after him. Yeah.

He don't play anymore. He's out. Yeah, he's out. Yeah. He folds. because he's done that three or four times and I just said hey and I used the cuss word when I told him

Uh oh Yeah He had done got me angry And I said well hey guess what Well y'all got a name for that Don't you what you call that? Yeah I said hey stick I'm on till yeah

Yeah And then hey he's two players Yeah Well he respects his elders Yeah Yeah when he gets me mad he does Yeah he's just always trying to get edge on your side.

Hey, look, you got a birthday coming up. What are you going to be 77? 77. 77. What's you doing for 77? Playing poker. You having a party? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Avery's playing the music and that's what? Playing the game. Okay. Is that what the party is? I got invited to the party. I didn't know if it was a surprise party or not. Phil sent out.

Oh, it ain't no ever surprised. Okay. You can't surprise this man. Philip just, hey, said, hey, me and your wife got together with throwing your party. I said, I know it. I'm aware. How did you know it? Because, hey, I'm the one that says, hey, throw me a party.

How did you choose your location of your party? We don't want to tell everybody. I said, hey, y'all, I said, hey, you'll tell plenty of people. Because, hey, we'll set up two tables. Well, unfortunately. That way, when I bust the first table, I go to the second table and went all their money, too. Me and Johnny Dee be over at the kitty table. Well, I ain't going to be able to make it because.

Oh, yeah. I ain't on a little kitty table with this bunch of. why I'm with. Oh, well, then I'm going to bring my kids. That way I've got a reason to leave. I'll be at the kitty table because my nine-year-old told me to throw him a party and y'all's parties at the same time. Because if you have any doubt, go talk to a fellow brother.

Because, hey, we invited him to play with us one time. He clipped everybody for $4,500. Good. Great. And when we got ready to leave, we were walking out the door and I said, Hey, by the way, we're playing again Friday night. You want to come? He said, hey, don't ever call me.

Yeah, I'm out. He said, I've never played with anybody, you know, especially there's 10 people at the table. He said, I've never played with 10 people that they won't fault. Yeah. I'm out. Yeah, no. So, hey, size birthday party expensive. Yeah, you better.

It's cheap to get in. That's going to be expensive to stay. Oh, yeah. Especially, if we. Willie's there because it's me and Willie get it in and he's playing. Oh yeah. I ain't doing it. You're going to have him a birthday cake too in case he shows up?

We should do the podcast from your birthday. Oh, I'll have him. I'll have him for one thing. Brought plenty of cash? Yeah. Oh, I'm out. He said, hey, I got enough to cover you there, old boy, old boy. I guarantee you.

I said, well, okay, I'm just checking, son. Oh, ma'am. Well, look, we got a special guest coming in. I'm going to step out, but we've got. Very special guests. Yeah, we've got. Young Sage. Y'all didn't got me somebody in here and I didn't even know it.

Yeah, look at there. We got young Sage coming in, so I'm going to step out and let her have this chair. That way, she sits by her dad and don't try to hurt Uncle Si. If I look nervous, it's because I know who's going to be demonstrated on. You already know it better than that. What? He's going to try that. Yeah, but maybe she wants to give you a choke for your birthday or something.

No, no. We'll use Johnny. It's going to be me. Homey don't play that. Homey don't play that. Sage knows it, too. All right. Well, I'm going to get out of here and let Sage come in.

We'll be back out after this. All right, so we have Sage in the house and in the building. Are you ready, Sage? Yes. Here. She's here. She's always here. So, Cy, you've seen Sage in action, right?

Yep. Sage, we have questions for you. I've been told that you've choked out grown men. Mm-hmm. You have? Taking them down? Yep. That was her older sister.

Oh, yeah. So Sage is my youngest daughter. You all listen to, I have three daughters. One of them's 19, 17, and then the 10-year-old come along. The wife said, I want one more. After a big gap, you know, I didn't get up there pretty long in the tooth. So I argued against it for a little bit. But now that she's here, I'm kind of glad it happened.

You know what I'm saying? The protegees here. That's right. She's my new hunting partner. And she trains. she just who with me, but I tried to weed some of that Robertson out of her.

It didn't happen. It didn't happen. She got a lot of Robertson there. That blood, that blood is thick. Hard it is. So are you more like your mom or your dad? Probably my mom. Probably your mom?

But you train every day. How often do you go to train with your dad? Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and sometimes Friday. So you're pretty serious. Oh, she's in training. most of the time. She's ready.

She's about four years in. She's pretty solid for a tenure. Not only that, I've watched her. Okay, because she was learning some moves when we went to Houston. And, you know, I was watching the young lady that was training her. You just tell her once, then the next time I know, she's, you know, they're fixing to have a little contest with all the kids. well she starts you know just annihilate everybody okay

say they have a little fist pump when they start well then the next thing is happening it's let me go let me go well tell uncle sigh what happened when when your older sister brought her boyfriend over who is now her husband Joey who is by the way Jersey Joe's son. Yeah. Great kid.

Love him to death. But tell Uncle Si- and pretty good size young man. Tell Uncle Syne exactly what happened that day. So he was like, he went to our house and he sat on the couch. Mistake number one.

Don't sit on Sage's couch. My dad said that to like practice like the rear-necked choke. And Joey didn't know how to tap. Like when you tap, that means like you're out. Mm-hmm. He didn't tap.

Mm-mm. He blacked out and he fell down and he, like, dropped his phone. And like five seconds later, he stood up and he was like, what happened? Just don't you just choked out by a seven-year-old. So you choked out your brother-in-law. That's a good way to get you. I was there. She come running in, jumped up behind him, and they got to put your arm around it, and they cut off the auction supply.

Well, why don't we let Sage show you exactly how to apply that choke on Johnny Dee? Well, on Johnny Dee. So she come in one day, Stoney Day, invited me for a bill. You can stay sitting down, Johnny Dea. I can stay sitting down. Yeah, okay. Just kind of turn to the side. Now look, Sage.

Know this. Five seconds. Tap out is... When you start filling the blood leaving your head. She's a tiny child. I know. It don't make any different. All right.

This is all about technique, Katie. Oh, my goodness. You better get that head where it goes. Oh, there we go. Yeah. Okay. Okay, hold on. I'm going to try and last a little longer.

Try it again. I was so nervous. I decided to have. Oh, you did right. See, crawl that hand up a little high. Get your head good tight. How strong is this child? Okay.

Yeah, she's the strongest child. I've always warned my boys about you. Look here. Go home and warn them again. This what she's learned is not about strength. Well, she's very strong. Oh, no, no, no, no. But I'm saying, it's nothing about strength because you're way muscular than she is.

No. He's going on you. Yes, you are. You didn't feel her focus on your back, man. Oh, no. Stone had invited me for a steak one night over there. I'm sitting on the couch. She comes running in and outside, I've been playing.

He got right in front of me, square it up and said, Uncle Si, I said, what? He said, you want to wrestle? No, you don't. Say, get back out in the yard. No, I ain't wrestling. Is that what he told you? I don't know.

So, do you lift, weights? I got a lot of questions now that I've felt the arm of a grown man on my neck, except it was a, you're only 10 or are you 11? When do you turn 11? August, 11. That'll be easy to read. Tell Johnny D. What your routine is. Tell him what you have to do to be able to look at your device. Um, so when I get home from school, I have to do, uh, 30 squats. 60 lunges. Okay. 20 push-ups and a one-minute plank.

Whenever I used to work out with your dad when I was trying to lose weight, he was big into making me plank. That's why I didn't like him very much. The plank is the best exercise in the world. Just sit there until you want to cry. And when she finishes that, then she's allowed to look at her device and play her games with her friends. Are you aware that your forearms are very strong?

You are? Okay. just making sure I'm still impressed. I was expecting, like, I legitimately knew, like, okay, she knows the hold to choke me out, but you're still a 10-year-old girl, so I did not expect it to feel that much pressure. Her chokes are tight. I mean, that was, yeah. My neck still hurts.

Did you do that on purpose? Maybe. So, Sage, what we do know, everybody's heard tons of stories about you and your dad. and all y'all do together, right? What's your favorite hobby? Is it deer hunting or is it jiu-jitsu with your dad? Probably jiu-jitsu because usually we go to like competitions. And when we go to competitions, it's really fun.

You get like a bunch of medals. And then when you train. I don't know if you know that they don't hand out those medals to just anybody. You earn those. Yeah. I just want to take it a me one time. as a girl that won and Sage told her she said but you know the only reason you won

the girl said what? She said because I couldn't be in your league. Yeah, but that's really not a true story. What? Sage is like, I didn't say that. That's what Uncle Size is good at. He'll talk the trash. Sage, you just keep it cool, calm, and collective.

We'll let him talk. I would love to be your sibling with her going there where Uncle Sy is a good height man I said hey you don't want to do you don't know mess with me because hey look he's right here with me. The other problem is you'll take you out. Sye was

Sall gets you in fights because he'll start them and then you'll have to finish him. You know who else was good at that? It was your path. Hey well why not have your grizzly bad thing? Hey you're going to be a bear big grisly. You don't have muscle. Hey I got a grisly over there. I've only lost twice.

So in your competitions, you've only lost twice? And I've won, I think, 20. That's awesome. And I have 13 gold or no, I have 11 gold and two silver. 11 gold, two silver. And what belt are you for those out there listening? I'm a gray belt with one stripe. With one stripe.

And that's new, isn't it? You just did all that, if I remember that right? She got a gray belt about seven, eight months ago. Okay. No, it was one year ago. I got it March 8. Oh, a year ago. Okay. Marsha. You remember. Hey, she said, March 8. So, and what belts are you working towards? Yellow. Yellow belt. That's awesome. Yeah, well, gray belt is by the equivalent of an adult blue belt. So, she, she's pretty proficient for a 10-year-old. Well, my neck can attest to that, and I'm glad I have this beard to protect me in case she ever sneaks up behind me and tries to. to take me in? Well, I can just, like, go behind your ear and just, like, sneak it around.

You're not allowed anywhere in my vicinity. I feel like now she's like, oh, this is a fun thing I do with John David. Just, ha-ha! Y'all fix it a second. If you're sitting on the couch and around, nope, not doing it. Beware. Are you headed back to school now? Yep. She's like, I'm going to double check on this one. Yep. Back to school. Don't mess with anybody in the playground. Well, I should say they shouldn't mess with you because you probably don't mess with people.

You're just waiting. There was this one boy at our school who we were playing football, and he was on the other team, and he, like, didn't call a foul because it was his ball, and it was, like, a foul because he, like, pushed my friend. So I pushed him back. And then he pushed me back, and then I grabbed his arm, and I took him down. Taking them down on the playground. I knew that was coming.

This is the first time hearing about this. That's a proud dad moment. Ain't no boys messing with girls. That happened like Monday. Oh, did you hit an arm drag on him? How did you take him down? Arm drag. Arm drag and then I did a valley jump and then I walked away.

An arm drag and a valley drop. Then walked away. She said, that's your warning shot. Well, buddy, whoever that was, she's headed back to you. Good luck today at recess. Sage, thanks for. for joining us. That was awesome. Hey, practice mic's perfect, boys.

Yeah. He's a lot more talking to than Bullfrog is. All right. Well, Johnny D., how was that? The thing about it was, I have kids her age, and they don't have, like, they're bony forearms. Her forearms were muscle. I'm still nervous. A little torque involved. Well, no, no.

But you got to think about it, okay? You said, okay, four and five days a week. Okay, she's doing that for what? An hour. And every day she's doing squats and lunges and all the days. She's doing them. When she comes home, she's got to go through a routine of staying in shape. My favorite part is she's the playground and vorser at the local Christians.

Well, that damn. Oh, no, no. That tank was like if you tell her the facts. Yeah. Okay, it ain't no flout. This is not thought. She had a story in there somewhere and we finally got there. Yeah.

He said, well, this kid pushed me. And I pushed him back. The kid pushed her friend. Yeah, that's what I said. She's the enforcer, man. She just said, I was waiting when she said, he pushed a friend of mine. And then I pushed him and I was waiting for it. And she said, then I took him back.

Then he pushed me. Then I took him back. Then she did some arm bar to jump back to walk away. Arm drag to the valley drop. Yeah. To the valley drop. Yeah. She said, just let you know, buddy.

just to let you know. He learned a lesson. She's on a path to wearing a earpiece. Yeah, come on, clown. Protecting somebody. Like, you're going to look over there and you think, oh, well, look at this woman in this suit with this earpiece. You ain't nothing.

The next thing you know, you're going to be looking behind you. You're like, what happened? Eagle to pigeons. Yeah, yeah. You're just like, what just happened? Yeah, you better go, you better be like eagle. Yeah. Oh, she's going to be.

You'll be looking behind you, boys. If she keeps on this past, she'll be a unicorn when she's 20 years old. there's I think two female black belts in the state of Louisiana that I know of very rare it's a it's an extremely difficult thing for a woman to do extremely so she in fourth grade or third grade uh she's in fifth grade okay well as a person who just spent the night with a bunch of fourth graders about her age she'd have whop all then I wish she would have been at the Hey, go beat up all these people because I can't. Yeah, stand out there and make sure they go to sleep because I'm going to take a nap.

She would have been a much better enforcer than me. No. That was unbelievable. Oh, Lord. But Johnny D, get them kids up to the school. Well, I'm afraid for them. They got to wrestle her. They're going to be toast.

No. It would be one of the best things you ever do. I'm serious because, hey, look, they learned, they learned something there. that will help them throughout their life. They learned how to stay calm under pressure and think their way through problems instead of reacting. Well, the best part of the whole story was he pushed my friend.

I said, don't do that. Then he'd step to me and he ended up on the ground and then I walked away. I was like, I was like, I like that. Hey, he pushed her. Then he made the mistake of pushing me. I pushed him back. Then I was waiting for it.

I said, no, wait, what came next? It ended. I like the thing she stood over him just for a second. Hold on. She waited at him. She let him now. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Because one thing, Sage, this is your free one. Okay. You're one free one. The next one. She's got confidence. Oh, cost. Yeah, she's got confidence. You got a lot of confidence.

I love it. Well, we do teach them to avoid conflict. Yeah. But if the conflict comes to you, I ain't good for her for standing up for a friend, man. That's good. Like, she was just watching. There you go.

Well, the whole thing, okay, it's all about defense. You're never really the aggressor. But when they aggressed you, then you take them down. You're like that's how you said. Yeah, I'll take him down. Nick Saban made a lot of money with that philosophy. I'm telling you.

It's all about defense, baby. I'm just glad she didn't follow up on what happens after you take them down. Well, I'd probably be in the principal's office right now. Well, no, no, no. She'd have been able to stay the whole time because she wouldn't have to go back to school for the rest of the week.

She'd have been doing homeschool for a few days getting caught back up. It's really, you know, an eye-opening experience to watch somebody that's good at what they do. Oh, yeah, it don't matter what it. You know, and it doesn't make any difference what they're doing. Yeah.

But if you see somebody that's really good at something, it's fun to watch. Oh, it is 100%. No. No, it's... You've went from just learning about it to an exceptional level of actually doing it. And then judicious is a lot like golf. You'll never be as good as you want to be. Well, you're never going to...

There's no end to it. Yeah, there ain't no end. There's a counter to every counter to every counter. Well, I watch that with all the masters. Okay, because you've got to think about it. that all the masters of all these uh i don't even know what to call them martial arts martial arts there you go all the masters of the martial art yeah that was a good

tournament you know how many how many was it how many you know master it was quite a few is a lot of them but hey guess who won it all the grapice jitsu master and look when like kung fu always gracy I said Walker, Texas Ranger. That's right. You know Chuck Norris is a black belt and jitza. Yeah, there's Chuck Norris been there. Chuck Norris been there.

Hold on. Now he'd make a bottled water. Good for him, man. And it's really good water. Yeah. Chuck Norris make bottle water? Oh, yeah. Oh, I didn't tell you that story.

Oh, I know that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I said to Bruchters. Al met him somewhere in a event and all he said, he wanted to meet Chuck Norris and take a picture, you know, but all Chuck Norris wanted to talk about was it was in this water he found underneath his ranch.

While he was doing his bowflex. That's right. And the story goes, they found that aquifer right underneath his dojo when he was all the sweat coming off Chuck Norris. Yeah. Made an aquifer. Deeped in the ground and got in this water. And now you can have a little piece of chuck.

That's right. So you drink his water. I mean, you take 10 years off however old you are. And then you put on a cowboy hat and drive a single cab dodge. some, and then get the kick in the piss out of everybody. That's right. Wop. Wow.

Wow. Groundhouse kick. I need some of that water. You look up, you got a buddy named Trevet. Man, that's cool, man. Oh, it's really good. Every time I see it, I buy it. What's the brand again?

Chuck Norris. Oh, his face is on it, so I ain't ever really looked at the brand. He's at Brookshers. Yeah, it's at Brookshers, though, down there by the Ozarka. Sea Force, yeah, that's it. She's got his face on it. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, I highly recommend it. It tastes like that Fiji water. Yeah. Yeah. There it is. You're powerful, perfect. But y'all see which Chuck they use, Walker. Yeah.

They know. With his shirt on, buddy. Yeah. Because they know the rest of us grew up at our grandparents' house watching that stuff growing up. Oh, wow. And knowing that he was going to save the day with seven minutes left,

and then that give him time to wrap up and have a good feel, good hug moment at the end. They'd be shooting him. He'd just be kicking their guns. Yeah. They had the best explosions of any TV show ever. That's true. Yeah. That's true.

Yeah. Just blow stuff up. Went in doubt, blow up a truck. Blow it up. Piro was big. But Johnny D., what we got in them emails? Hello at duck callroom.com. We ain't read an email in a minute.

Well, Sarah emails in because Martin, you are fastly approaching a number. 40. Yeah, I'll be there. Big four-up. Oh. I still got four months. Slow down now. Don't be putting me.

Well, she's not. You were both born in 85. Yeah, we're the 85 crew. El Farmington. Is El Farmington a thing? Arkansas or is it just Farmington, Arkansas. I know there's Farmington, Utah, but... I don't know why she put

L there. Yeah, I don't know. Anyways, she wants to know what you're going to do to celebrate the big 4-0. Are you weird about birthdays? What do you mean? I didn't like 35, it felt weird. No, I didn't... Halfway to 70, man. No, I mean, I don't...

I didn't like that. I don't know. I'll probably buy my kids some sort of gun to commemorate me turning 40. You're going to buy your kids a... Well, they're going to to end up with it eventually. I'm saying, I'll get it. I get it myself. I'll get it myself and use it. What gauge is it going to be? Little. I mean, it'll be something. Yeah, it'll be something I don't have. I don't know. Probably. What do you not have? Well, I mean, I got them all, but I mean, there's different models of things. Like, when I turned 30, Brittany and my mom bought me a 410 over or under. So it'll probably

be something, I don't know. I may go try to find me an old 16 of some sort. Yeah, you know, let me get duck on one. What, over under 14? Yeah. You can use it. I've killed exactly like three ducks with it. And it did its job, and I said, I got nothing else to prove here. Well, no, no, because I meant a buddy, we hunted dove, and we had a single barrel of 410. Mm-hmm.

You'd shoot one, I'd shoot one. Yes. The 4-10's a magnificent old gun. You know, you know what I'm on term my next birthday. You're about to be 50. 50. 50. 50.

Half a hundred. When's that? Half a hundred. October. October. So 40 in August and 50 in October. Well, I think Sarah actually proves a point here because she says, she asked what your midlife crisis is going to be.

Because hers is right. I think I had mine in like 25. What was your midlife crisis? I just ate everything in sight. Little Debbie. I mean, yeah, I just walk the house. My midlife crisis was working for Willie. Yeah, I mean, I don't know.

I mean. I went through that same crisis you did. Yeah, you just eat for God. You just eat your, you eat your emotions, right? Well, she's saying like, so now she's super into raising chickens, doing the sourdough thing. Yeah, I ain't doing that. Growing beans and tomatoes. No.

You're not doing anything? I mean, we got, we've had a garden, though. Like, that's not, that's just part of life here. Like, that's not midlife crisis. Like, I put up yesterday morning, I put up like 40 feet of cucumber trellis. So that, well, she's just saying people y'all's age are way better off than people hunter's age. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean. And the fact that Stone's about to be 50 kind of blows my mind. I mean, I would say I would... You look good. Well, I appreciate that. I would argue that it goes fast, don't it? Oh, does it go fast?

I would argue that my midlife crisis happened a couple of years ago. Hey, I had a guy tell me when he was in his 65 and I was, you know, mid-30s. He said, hey, you better enjoy it while you can, Robertson. He said, you'll blink and he said, you'll be my age. it was true i blinked and hey boom 60

now blink again boom six to be seven there you go look at there all all the thing so what goes by quickly when you sleep 18 hours a day it goes by real thing he goes quicker that's right rip van winkle well a few years he

man's got to do what he enjoys doing oh yeah there you go and what you do that's the key that's success boys do what you like doing yeah So what was your midlife crisis a few years ago? I mean, I would just say my overall shift as a hunter. My priorities on all that stuff changed. Like, still for a while was just kill them. Right around when you had children?

No, even before that a little bit. That's what Carter changed me a lot. Yeah, no, but I mean, the boys absolutely did. But just now I don't care if I kill them. Like, I'm going. Doesn't matter. Well, you went from the killer phase. to the actually appreciation phase.

Yeah, and if it's not a boy, I'm not pulling the trigger. Like, I don't shoot brown ones. I don't intentionally shoot brown ducks anymore. That does happen. Things get caught in crossfires and weird stuff happens, but I do not intentionally. But it's more fun doing what you're saying. Yeah, man.

It really is. I find more enjoyment in it. Same deal with deer. Like, I don't. Because he taught me that with deer. Yeah. Like. Okay.

It's way more fun. if you're like, you know, I hunted one deer for two years. Yeah, it's more fun. It gives you a story. It gives you a reason to go. Well, it left me kind of, well, what in the world am I going down? I chased him for two years and finally got him. Yeah, well, the older you get, like, so when you're young, you want to kill as many as you can kill and all that, keep up with the numbers or whatever.

But the older you get, you realize, wait a minute, I don't have much time left on this earth. I better start making some memories that have stick with me for the rest of my life. So it turns, it goes from how many can I kill to all about the memory you're making, who you're with. Yeah. And doing it your way. Every time I put a piece of tax army on the wall, I put a picture next to it. And that picture captures that memory that happened that day.

And every time I go on my house or the duck call room or whatever, I'll look around and a big smile comes on my face. Hunter, you got any voicemail? Fire is one. 318, 215, 65, 5 is the number. Call and leave Uncle Sioux voicemail. I'm actually curious is the one thing real fast. Hunter, how old are you?

24? Yeah, 24. Just doing all the math of all of our ages. We cover the gamut here in the duck. Yeah, we've got. Yeah, we've got. He's understanding that RPS stage. Yeah, and he's going on a trip this weekend to work that out.

Oh, yeah. Be sure to wear a scarf in North Carolina. Thank you. Or a glove, if you will. I wanted to add real quick. I think my mom's going through a men's life crisis. She just bought a violin out of nowhere. Oh, no.

Hey, look, she just got my attitude. They want to be making music. That's just thrifting. Was that a thrift store? Yeah. She bought a violin. She bought a violin and went and watched Minecraft last night. No, she looked.

She liked me. She looked at something like, I bet I can do that. And then she made a purchase something. And then she goes, no, I can't do. My wife and her Is it a violin or a film? Violin. Went to see Minecraft.

That it was funny. You're wild. Christine went to see Minecraft. I think that's what they want to see. Christine did? Chicken jockey! I wish she'd have been in there with Hunter. Well, no, no.

I wish Christine would have. Hunter's been there 10 times. Hey, you know, sometimes you just got to go and see a good comedy. Did you see the, a kid that brought the chicken into the movie theater? Why do you bring a chicken? There's boys, I'm assuming Hunter's age, all over this country.

Oh yeah, they're doing a... They wait for a certain moment of the movie. Chicken Jackie. And then they scream. They act like they just won the Super Bowl. That's right. And they scream and everybody holds a chicken up. They've had to put police in the theaters. Yep. Jack Black showed up and said, Hey, y'all calm down. Also, it's me.

Jack. Hey, they throw popcorn all over his theater. Everywhere. Yep. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Man, all they did in the chosen was went and bought a few lambs and duffs to sacrifice that. They brought that in the theater? No, but it was just on the screen. I didn't see no other animals. That's crazy.

Chicken jockey's really nice. You got a chicken under your arm when you go and see it. There's a certain time, whatever it happens. You let him go? You haven't seen the video? You yell chicken jockey and throw him up. When Jack Black... My favorite part is that Sye knows this.

Can we watch the video? I'm pulling it up. We may not get to a voicemail because we've done officially went to chicken jockeys. How does he know that? He watches a lot of TV. That's on Fox News right there. TikTok Chicken, Fox News.

This is Fox 5 Atlanta. Chicken jockey. Yeah, he says that. My kids thought it was hilarious. I didn't really know what it meant. Oh, I have no idea what it means. Watch this guy. Watch this guy.

Wait. This is in the theater. There go. Throwing popcorn and one kid brought a chicken and threw it up in there. He's just thrown at people. Horrible saying. What happened to the chicken? Well, we don't know.

We don't know. Oh, wow. So they're just trash in the theaters, which is a problem. That was one of the things they said on it and said, hey, look, some poor guys got to clean up all of y'all's big mess. So don't do that. Yeah, I'd lock the doors. Yeah. He said, hey, call the cops.

The movie be over. I'd lock the doors if I was in them. I said, y'all can leave when y'all get to the door. crap swept up. Well, the problem is, here we go. Here's the one with the chicken. There's the movie. Jack Black, they're all sitting there.

This kid's going nuts. He said, look. Oh, there's go. He said it. Chicken jerky. And look, there's a kid with a chicken. There is. Oh, my goodness.

And a mask. Yep. I had to turn the movie. Ain't got to worry about me being there. I just wore a suit and clapped in the movie ended. Everybody going nuts. Yeah, they pulled a movie. off,

side. Yeah. I will say this, though, that is selling a lot of movie tickets. Yeah, that's unbelievable.

I don't understand it. Come to the movie and throw popcorn. Because that's the only reason these kids are going with that movie. It's the movie theater owner. I'm like,

I really don't want this to happen, but this theater is full and every one of them bought $18 popcorn. Yeah. But here's what gets me. The margin to go through the roof. Here's what gets made.

It's all about breaking the law. everything they're doing nowadays is about breaking the law that is true toting a chicken somewhere worth it's an emotional support chicken oh my god is he got to have a vest on is it illegal to bring a chicken into a computer they'll probably have a vest for the stupid i don't i don't understand these people at all oh why would you go even watch a movie that's about a kid's video game hunter's eyes just got real big hunter went twice i don't understand it I took my dad to go see it last night.

Yeah, that's true statement. They come walking out at the same. Both my parents, yeah. Everybody's going crazy, though. That's when I was like, I was like, oh, I get to meet the parents because I never really shaking your dad saying, and then I forgot that your mom come up over your grandpa. She reminded me. She was like, oh, we actually met when I brought my dad over his old green Jeep man.

Yeah. crap, I forgot about him. He's 62 and just got his driver's license. That's tight. J.D., you want to sit? this out of here. First Thessalonians 2, 11, and 12. For you know that we dealt with

each other with Blipp, blip, blip. First, Thessalonians 2, 11 and 12, for you know that we dealt with each of you as a father deals with his own children. Encouraging, comforting, and urging you to live lives worthy of God

who calls you into his kingdom and glory. If you think Stone's whole life with his daughters is just about Jiu-Jitsu and hunting, you'd be wrong. because the whole time he's doing that, he's pointing them in the direction of seeing what a godly father looks like,

and that just reflects on our God, our savior, and our father in heaven. So props to you on raising a strong, powerful girls, stone that scare me. Neck hurts. We'll see you all next time. We'll see you all next time.

And know to create.