Duck Call Room - Justin Martin & His Wife Bring Their 1-Year-Old Twins to See Uncle Si!

Episode Date: November 2, 2023

Uncle Si is excited to see his little buddies Waylon and Jackson, Martin’s twin boys, in the studio! Martin and his wife, Brittany, give an update on the surprising outcome of their first foray into trick-or-treating with the twins, and John-David has some thoughts about adults and older teens who still trick-or-treat without kids. Si highly recommends flying on an airplane on Halloween as the crazy costumes he saw in the airport really lightened the mood. The boys take umbrage at Daylight Savings Time and react to Jason Aldean’s hilarious Halloween costume and performance. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are you ready? Are you ready? Oh, boy. Here you go. Say good morning. Welcome to the duck call room. Are we rolling? We're rolling. Welcome to the duck call room. We've got guests.

Are you ready, bud? Oh, okay. Camera shy. You're not camera shy. I know better. So he was hanging out, playing, talking to everybody, and as soon as we said, let's go. You may have to let him down. Hey, let him crawl. All right. This is a pretty safe environment, so, bye. Bye Sa'i

Zai your microphone and headset are not on Oh wow Here we go Here we go This is worse than having What it's like to have twins Hold on

Side hadn't even put his headset on It's chaos So we have guests in the house today Special Post-Halline Stayed up all night Eating candy one year old Now we got a little

Blue Shards of paper It's okay They don't put everything in their mouth right now Life at the Martin house Ladies and gentlemen The Martin Twins What our life is a new trick And Brittany's in the house

And one of them's doing flips Now which one is this? Jackson's doing flips on the ground He's become obsessed with standing on his head Basically We're going back to Jackson And Wayland is just staring at that bell Oh now he's eating the bell

Yeah this is pretty much it This is it's a boxed or math That's pretty much how life goes. Jackson's into everything, and Wayland's pretty chill. He's practicing for top gun. They're annoyingly different. That's a good way to put it. And we have Britain.

And we've got mom. And we've got mom in the house. Mom to a couple of one-year-olds. What an interesting way to start this one. I've never sat like this during the podcast, so this is new. I like this. What are you doing, son? Oh, you know what's in there.

So did we go trick-or-treating last night? We did. We did do that. We were Buzz and Woody. Buzz and Woody's... I'll let you figure out from their size difference who was who. Yeah, we went with body type.

Yeah. We had to do that with Mario and Luigi one year, so it makes sense. We typecast them, it's fine. Buzz kept saying to the buffet and beyond instead of infinity. He ain't like half a bowl of gumbo last night. First time having it, and he smashed.

So he's not the Tennessean. He's got the Louisiana. Hey, I'm a Tennesseean and I love gumbo too. Yeah, and Waylon ate like... A cucumber or something. I don't know. Of course. They're so, I mean, that's why I said they're annoyingly different.

The only thing they really like together are these cheese balls. Well, who doesn't like that? Yeah. Yeah. And those are like healthy cheese balls. It's weird. They're very expensive. Very expensive.

Do we need to... Pipcorn. Do we need to... If y'all are listening. I was just about to say... Is this a thing? You got you all started on Shark Tank. Hey, we're shamelessly saying...

Our babies love your puffs. Yeah, we're eating like $20 a week worth of those things. Good. Of course, everything's expensive, but My kids eat Cheetos and then they brush their teeth in the middle of the bag and it disturbed me when I saw that. Ew.

Teapace. Hey, where are you going? Where are you going? Oh, there's a baby walking towards or crawling towards me. Oh, there we go. He's your responsibility now. Okay.

Oh, you going to say Uncle Si? Oh, boy. Oh, Lord. You go see Uncle Si? He's not scared. He'll do whatever dangerous thing is available. There's a baby underneath my chair talking to you. He said, whatever.

run into. But he's not aborting. Look at him. He's going straight to him. America's favorite uncle, y'all. Hey, what is this? Look at the hair. I hope.

He just crawled around and went straight around me straight to side. What in the world are they feeding you? Watch how quick he grabs that beard. Hey, it's coming. What are they feeding you? Oh, he's going for the mic, not the beard. Y'all, you can't have that. Oh, yeah.

Hey, go ahead. take. I hope he's got a dirty diaper. Go ahead and take it. Cye, our rule is, if he's got a dirty diaper, whoever's got to change him. That's what you're looking at? Yeah. So tell me, nope, I don't hold my answer. All right, he gone again. We're out of here, boy. So I said, I'm out.

So this is what y'all go through for like 12 hours a day? Yeah, 12 to 15 hours a day. This is pretty much it. It's just constant. This one said, I want down, but when you put him down, he's like, I didn't really want that. Because I remember one. He goes, bud. He had to have one more look, and he said, he's weird. Oh, when you didn't let him have that microphone, he said, I got to get out of here.

You can have my microphone. He said, he's weird looking. Johnny D., don't you miss it? Aren't you sad? You went to the urologist? No, I haven't changed the diaper in quite some time, and I'm okay with that. We face different challenges. The good news is, the good news for you is he's already pooped this morning, so you can.

I'm going to teach him to walk right here live on that. I hope you do. No, his legs are broke. He arched his back and said, you're putting me down right now. I'm going, like, you can't do anything but set me down. Look, hoist so good, he drinking it. I call it the starfish when he's starfish.

He just went, all that he said, you have no choice, sir. You're going to put me down. And he's bigger than me, so I was nervous that he might hit me. He is a big boy. He's exactly like five pounds different than his brother. Yes.

That's pretty impressive to be born at the same time because five pounds at this age is like 20%. They were. 40% to 45%. Puff. That five pounds seemed like 10 pounds. See, all you got to do is stick a cheese by and his mouth. Stick a cheese by.

Eat him. He's just like a gumball machine. Just feed him, son. Straight feed him. This is life in general, though. Case y'all were wondering. So this is what y'all do on a daily basis. You start something.

you take a break because the kids go wild. Yep. You let them do whatever they need to do, which includes playing with bottles on the floor. But look, to be fair, we've been sick for like four, almost five weeks. I was going to say almost five weeks. So the fact that we're here is a miracle. So as twin parents, I think the best term, maybe surviving sometimes.

Yeah. Yeah, because that was saying. Sometimes or seems consistently. I just realized, are you, are you wearing? a matching beanie of both of your children? Okay. All right. Oh, yeah. She's on that mom and me back hard. Hard. You like the match?

Same color jackets. I'm going to do it for as long as they will allow me to. I'm only on it with fishing shirts. Oh, not the paper again. The paper. Oh, we did it. How did you remember that paper was he? He likes to mess with things. Yeah.

That looks way more fun than that duck from Duck Dynasty you gave him. Oh, him with that coffee. So how'd trick-or-treating go? Was it good? Were we restless? They were, they didn't nap well yesterday. Okay. At all, it was like maybe an hour, so I was like, this is going to be bad.

It's right at bedtime, you know. We were already off the routine, but I think they were so amazed by just all the costumes, all the people. All the different. They were just, they were awesome. They were just rode around. They had a thousand of these water and just, water, and just roused. riding around looking at all the decorations they love. Yeah, they actually did swimmingly.

Like, I was halfway dreading. Me too. Their routine is like, they don't really... Well, and we were coming off of being sick, so we weren't sure how they were gonna... He's fired up. Which I think they were just as excited as us to get out of the house. Yes.

Like, you can hear the residual cough. They're moving way faster than the last time they were on this program. Oh, yeah. That one's quick. I have to have eyes everywhere. I can't, oh, it's hard. The good news about... It's hard to keep up.

Hey. Hey. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. Someone is going to hit their head at least once a day. Hi, buddy. It won't be low before he's gone.

Look at him. Yeah. Hi, buddy. He's going to be walking soon. Yeah. These kids have found toys that I did not know existed in this room. These are gifts that we, that people sent that we didn't necessarily say thank you for, but that one's the President Trump predicto ball.

Is it a, we have a, huh? It's full of... It's full of Donald Trump sayings. Oh, he's just getting predictions from the Don. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, we'll see how that goes. Now we're both, well, one's on the ground. Oh, no. Oh, Mom had me and then she let me go. That's right. Hey.

Oh, Big boy switched over to Mom now. He didn't. He never. He's never dad. He's never team dad. He looks the most like you, though. Yeah. Which I think is why he's annoyed by me.

Go ahead. When nothing else will work, hey, let me put something in my mouth. He can never get full. He just consumes. And you can set your watch by his poopy diaper. 7.15 in the morning. The most regular baby I have ever come across him right. Just go ahead and go change you.

You ain't got to wait. Three times a day, guaranteed. 715, just go change him. This does tickle me to death. He's playing with a Trump toy. That is funny. It is funny. One day we'll tell you the story of the,

2020s, my friend. The 2020. I'm just saying nobody made an Obama or Joe Biden toy. I'm just saying. They might have, but that was... Well, not for fun. Like, this is fun. Those were made as like...

Those definitely got sent to different podcasts. Yeah, absolutely. I mean... Yeah, who even made that a thing? I have no idea. I don't know. I want to take it from him and put it on the microphone, but I'm also scared of him, so we're going to let him have it.

What's wrong, bud? He didn't like the prediction. Oh, goodness. Where are we going? He has the saddest cry. It will tug at your heartstream. Oh, goodness gracious. Pick him up before I do, and then he cries harder.

Oh, man, he's done. Yeah. He's toast. It is bad time. Yeah. I think we can combine these two segments into one segment, and we're going to take a break. Martin, are you good with that?

Yeah, we're going to take a break. break. I'm going to help her get them in the car seats and get them headed to a bed and some white noise. We tried. All right. Look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means? That means more outside cooking. And y'all know, we love to eat beef around here. And that's what because of our friends over at Triedales beef makes such a good product, baby. Ain't it good? It's so good. Our friend, Sao Robertson would say, buy on the grill. Look, before we got Triedails, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the

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Yeah. I mean, we got toys, but none that make noise and nothing that they're, the one toy we had, they used him. Exactly. That's what they said. That's what they said.

And President Predicto works. Yeah, see. They said, forget all that. And we're right up on nap time. And they were up an hour past their normal bedtime last night with Halloween. Halloween, November 1st. I would hate to be an elementary teacher. Yes.

Can you imagine? And I just, I don't know. It was, I was scared to death about last night, but they did great. Like, not scared. I was like, man, I don't want to be the parents of those kids, you know, like. That are screaming and you drag them around. Like, you're going to like Halloween. You're going to trick or treat.

Yeah. And they just rode in their wagon and chilled. They're buzzing Woody, man. Yeah, we didn't do nothing. We just, we walked down the street. I didn't take them up to any houses just because there was lots of kids. rode down the street in the wagon looking at the cost of it. Yeah, having fun.

That's all you got to do. They're not into Reese's yet. I don't understand people that trick or treat without kids. Can we talk about that? Man, is that something to talk about? I just, I don't understand. It's a bold thing to talk about, but I feel like it needs to be addressed. Stop it.

Yeah, go to the grocery store and buy candy. Like, does it make you feel better that somebody gives it to you? Does that make you not feel like unhealthy? That makes me feel worse. Like, I mean, just go, go to the grocery store. today especially and buy it. So any pumpkin thing today is half off. Like just

So there were grown adults in your neighborhood, trick or treating? Adults? There were, I mean, like upper teens, low 20s, like no kids, no just. No, no youngster. Yeah, I'm like Yeah. I thought this was about the kids. I don't, I mean, if you want to have

an adult's Halloween party, that's fine, but you ain't trick or treating, you're having a party. Somebody cooked, somebody provided something. It's just, I don't know what was different. I, you know, but I've been the old Scrooge in our neighborhood that's before we had kids, lights off, TV off, blinds closed, like... You were hiding? Oh, the first year I was there, I had a bunch of duck calls left from an appearance that

Under Armour had actually paid for. So we didn't give them all the way at the appearance, and I gave them away as trigger-treat. Man. Marketing 101. Marketing 101 to the neighborhood. And then when I ran out, I had kids coming. Are you the guy giving out the duck? calls? I'm like, yeah, I'm out. Sorry.

You can go to duck commander.com, buy. Yeah, now you had to buy them. Yeah. I thought about giving out prank baits, but the hooks that's heard me. Yeah, you could have, yeah, that had been a bad deal. Yeah. I really did think about it. I was like, what if I just started handing out worms? Yeah, worms, crickets. Like, here you go. Like, no, I don't know. It was just different. I just didn't understand the grown-ups with Sands children. I've never been a Halloween person.

Yeah. I can see that I'm just not I don't like It's way more fun Like I used to not understand it But like watching their eyes light up last night I get it

Like I mean Then they get to an age What I gathered last night Is somewhere around 11 or 12 Where it's not cool anymore So I'm staring down the barrel Of about eight more years of this Yeah

Carter's still into it Yeah Bands is a My son is a genius So this kid So you know We're not huge Halloween people were very, you know, get your costume.

Carter was a stormtrover. I don't know what Ben's was. It's something from a video game. He was red. I don't get it. There you go. But, you know, we don't have our fancy Halloween baskets. We go to McDonald's and get the Happy Meal,

and that's your Halloween bucket. The bucket. Yeah. So he's carrying that around. Well, he filled that sucker up. And he was fired up about it. So then he took his mask off, Benz did, and dumped the bucket into the mask.

Well, then all these people thought he just wasn't getting much candy because his bucket was empty. So I started piling him up. I said, this sucker, he walked back with a sack, a bucket. He was ready. And I was like, that is pretty slick. Yeah, that is pretty slick. That was unintentional slickness.

I like that. Then he got mad at me because I had to hold his mask full of candy. And I handed back to me as dad, is this lighter than it was? And I was like, okay, calm down. Taxes. But first off, I ate every warhead. Yeah, taxes. I liked it because I was flying.

at the airport so we're waiting for the next flight you know so it was cool watching everybody that dressed up and had fun wait time out people traveled and Halloween oh no no no yeah yeah it was it was actually a three ring circles at the airport no no no I'm serious and it but it was a good time because it changed everybody's attitude because most people when you're traveling they're all pissed off and you know just angry yeah that's true okay so everybody was laughing and a joke Because like when I come up, we had a lady that was dressed up as a witch, and I said, are you Marie Lebo from the Bayo? She busted out like, it was a lot of fun.

Yeah. But the costumes was what got me. You know, one lady come in and she was dressed up as a witch, and then the dog, the dog she had was dressed up like a ballerina dancer. With a little, what is it, two-to-old? Poor dog. No, no. You know.

But it was hilarious watching all the different costumes. And like you said, it went from like, you know, teen, maybe 18, and then up to, you know, grandma. I'm just not sure I like a world where people are dressing up their dogs on the airport. No, it was actually funny watching it. Okay. That is funny. Yeah.

But it's just wild to me that we're. But what got me was the attitude they all had. Did anybody think you were dressed up? up his uncle's eye. No, no, because they asked her, hey, you're dressed up like Uncle's eye? I said, no. I said, I get that all the time, but they ain't no dressed up. Yeah, yeah, I got that last night.

They're like, you're just dressed up like yourself. I was like, no, man, I'm G.I. Joe. Sticking with the Toy Story thing. I like it. I'm the Army guy. Yeah, I'm the Army guy. But we did. I just asked, I forgot.

It was so wild last night. We were at my buddy's house, and we were all just hanging out before we went to the actual trigger treat. And we walked outside and there's a deer, like a little four-point spike. He was, yeah, Louisiana, he'd be a four-point. You'd hear that deer. You'd hang a ring on it. Okay.

It's really a spike. That's right. Yeah. Spike was nubs. He was standing 10 feet from the front door. And then he turned his head. He had a tag in his ear. Orange 145.

I have no idea where this deer come from. Nobody does. and then he proceeded to walk up and just nudges until we gave him food Martin were you trick-or-treating inside a high fence? No!

That's what I'm talking. No, it was, I was trick-or-treating at Indian Lake subdivision. No, it was That's wild. The deer cleaned the side of every grape they had.

Yeah. Yeah, so the boys, I just asked, I forgot to, because we didn't have our phone. I mean, it just called us all about off-guard. That's somebody's pet. Oh, somebody's, somebody got a high fence or something and he got out. I mean, he's tagged.

He's, you know, he's legal. He just loose. Yeah. And he is very tame. So, that's somebody's pet. If you're in West Monroe and you listen to this, which I doubt is the case. You'd be surprised. Really?

Yeah. Well, if you are and you see an orange 145 spiked deer. Running around Indian Lake. Yeah. Just go up and pet him. No reason to shoot him. Like, he's cool. He's cool.

He's, give me a handful of grape. Yeah, he's tight. That deer has a name somewhere. Yeah, somebody was missing him last night. And it was, but it was so, he was so funny. And the boys were like, what is this? Like, they were, they were fired up about it because when you feed him a great, Whalen would just clap.

Like, he would just, he would get so excited that there was a deer there eating a great. It was. Where did that deer come from? No clue. Apparently, according to them, like, there's been mentions of him in like their neighborhood Facebook page, Indian Lakes subdivision, but I don't know where he come from. Indian Lakes has got their own pet deer now. Yeah, that one, that one is a for sure pet.

But the funniest thing happened was they had just had their flower bedry done. Oh, yeah. Oh, he'll tear that up. Oh, he ate every pansy in there. And the guy that sold them the flyer bed stuff said, oh, yeah, deer hate pansies. He ate every one of them. Every one of them. It was like when I was in Alabama, I raised a strawberry patch.

And look, I've been watching it for them to get right. Okay, or come home We went to get groceries, come home And I bet you there was 40 cats squirrels Run out of my strawberry pack Squirrels eat strawberries? And I do they eat, oh, every one? Really?

Every one. I ate all of them. Oh, no. I did not get one strawberry out of that And I mean, I had a wonderful garden full of them. How many cats squirrels do you get? Oh, no, no. Hey, after that, it was, hey, it's old boys.

It's a war. Y'all does start a war. My favorite thing growing up, one of my favorite things growing up was a kid, my grandparents had two pecan trees. And when them pecanes would start turning, obviously the squirrels would show up. Oh, yeah.

But that meant squirrel season was open. Yeah, oh, yeah. And we sat there with pellet guns and would shoot every squirrel. And then we'd eat them. Like, it wasn't like just shooting pests. Mom would make us clean them, and then we'd have squirrel dumplings

and fried squirrel, biscuits, gravy, all that stuff. It was. Yeah, but I just couldn't believe it. When I pulled up in the, yard they went every direction and i went up around christine said they was what was they doing and i said hey you're not going to believe it i said they ate every strawberry i had just cleaned you out did they taste like strawberries once you yeah they have a little strawberry oh yeah yeah yeah strawberry flavored squirrel oh no because it was a war on after that you know i bet you ate strawberry

jelly with your biscuits just out of spite didn't you i'm telling you i said that's it that's it For dessert, his little strawberry jelly on this. Oh, man, I love it. Well, let's take a break. We'll be back right after this. He just come up to us and ate grapes out of our hand. There he is. There's eating the pansies.

Just mowing them down. If you thought Martin was a liar. And he is hammering him. I'm talking about. You know there's people that live in parts of the world that think we're just like wild. Like we had an alligator on the playground last week. Now we've got dears with tags in their ears.

eating our flower beds. I think it's 1.45. I know it's an orange tag and it's very noticeable. Oh, no. No, some West Monroe. Give him a pass.

I was going to tell you about my buddy. Get some vanilla wafers. This kid wasn't about to give him a pass, Martin. Oh, yeah. Our ninja.

Ninja. Our ninja with his football and his little plastic sword knife or whatever. We got ninjas out here, hunt. That's crazy.

It is one of the wildest. He is a big deer hunter, right? They bought a new home in a subdivision. Oh, get this brand new, okay, and his wife loves flowers, so she had a beautiful flower bed. He comes back from hunting. He's been out on the stand all day, freezing his butt off, okay?

There's a big, giant eight point laying in her flower bed. He's actually raising the back of his truck to get his rifle, and she comes out and runs him off, runs eight point off. He's a woman, that's my near ground for divorce. Oh, Lord. He said, yeah, but you were fixing to shoot him. He said, yeah, I was fixed to shoot him. I've been deer hunting all season and ain't even seen a deer. And he said, I come home and got an eight point.

Are he good one in my flower? Yeah, I was going to shoot him. Yeah, I would just file that under God provides. I've seen way more deer in my yard than I have in the place where I try to hunt. Mom's the same way. You know, she's a flower nut and raises all them things. And they finally got hers so mad that last year she opened season on them. for me.

It's kind of surreal shooting a deer in your mom's yard. In the yard in the house that you grew up in and just killing a duck. I did. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I hunted out of the old, like the old toy house.

You got the green, yeah. You got the green light to, you know, get rid of these farmets. Yeah. I had me a ground blind already set up. Wactor. Their biggest downfall is they taste good. Hey, that's it. They are delicious.

They are fantastic to eat. I highly recommend it. It is, no, I don't know. We're going into what time change? How I do it? Y'all've raised kids. What's time change like on these kids? Like this will be our, last year it didn't really matter because they were, we were having

to feed them every three hours regardless. So like the day just kind of ran into the next one, wasn't a big deal. Now they have like a pretty set schedule. So what's this hour? I'm going to let President Predicto tell you what's about to happen. And I have no idea what he's going to say. I'm very excited about this. I have absolutely no doubt.

I have absolutely no doubt. It's going to be awful. Really? The time change, I don't know if it was Benjamin Franklin or Satan himself that came up with the idea of like just switching the clocks every now and again for fun. But I hate the person that did.

So if we just act like the time didn't change, though? That's what you need to do. But then you're stuck. Yeah. What's it going to do? Reality is going to set in. Because then your kids are going to. Something has changed.

What time do your kids wake up? Right now, between 630 and 7? Yeah, so between 530 and 6 is what it's just going to be. Okay. And then you've got to just work to get them back to 6.30 and 7. Okay, yeah. So then the nights or that witching hour is about to be extended for a few days. Witching hours is the proper term.

Yeah. Because only witches would come up with something like just changing the clock. Well, that last hour anyway that they're awake is always Russian roulette. Like you don't. You know what you're going to get. Yeah. You could get the happiest two kids ever made or you could get the most. Yeah, what is wrong with these people?

But you know, because we try it. Well, if they're happy, you just keep them up. That's exactly right. But when they get mad, you try to lay them down and then they just fight it and you have to listen to them scream in a dark room for a little while. It's the worst. I like it when you go in there. When they're happy and you lay them down, like ours, when you're happy, when they're happy and you lay them down, they're asleep in five minutes. Like, boom, done.

Five minutes? Yeah, like, oh, they're quick. but when they go to bed angry, it's like 30 to 40 minutes before they're... You've got to have time for the adjustments. Yeah. Yeah, I was wondering how Sunday was going to be. What are we done with it? Is this the end of it?

What? Time change. You know, every year some politician makes some promise and I believe them. And I'm done believing politicians. Oh, we're not done with it. I thought Louisiana was one of the states that opted out of it. We did. But the problem is...

The rest of the world, didn't it? I think it's totally ridiculous I think it's totally ridiculous that they say it and then it doesn't happen yeah so allegedly we're waiting for the whole Louisiana's like hey we're in if the whole country's in

oh it's going to be later it's going to be dark at like 515 and I know some of you people where it's different than me you're going to be like well if they don't change it'll be dark at 415 here well move yeah I want what's best for me because I'm selfish.

Yeah. Aren't we all? Yeah, I'm sorry. It is weird because I do understand there's like, in Montana, like in the summer, it stays light, the weird time. Yeah, like 10 o'clock. I feel like if we all just stick to one time, everything will be good. I agree.

No, I, like this morning, I woke up at 5.30 just because. I was like, man, it's dark. And it didn't get daylight until 7. Now, I got a thing about it, like when the time, changes I'd have really just woke up at 4.30, which feels miserable. But when you wake up at 5.30, you're like, this ain't that bad. It's a mental deal. Like, if I could wake up at 5.30 to 6 o'clock every day to go duck hunting, you would be in such a better mood. No, no. And the thought of having to set your alarm for 4 a.m. And you're like, no, this sucks. Like, what gets me is I get off

work at 6 and when it's dark, that's when it's like. Oh, you're going to have to take a flashlight to truck. Yeah. It's going to be dark. No, it's dark dark dark. Yeah. It's nighttime when I got off work. Yeah.

And it's just like, this stinks. Yeah. You get home and you're like, well, you can't do anything. Yeah. You can't play basketball. You can't play basketball. Yeah. Can't play hopscotch in the driveway.

This is dark. Time change. Whenever I'm president, if you people vote for me, I'm going to get rid of the time change and make two time zones. All right now. Is this? That's it. Which one is?

There's eastern and western. Which one is technically daylight savings? What we're going into or is this one it ends? We're in daylight savings because we get more daylight. But they want to make daylight savings permanent. We get more daylight. At the end of the day. At the end of the day.

I don't know, Martin. There's the same amount of daylight. No matter what the clock say. Technically, we're in daylight savings right now. whenever we change the clock will be in standard rig time. Standard rig. I don't think it's technically called standard rig. Yeah, and we're picking daylight savings.

We're picking the summertime. We want light when we get off work. I agree. Okay, I was just making sure I was on the right side of this. You know what we need to know? I want the one we're in now. What is former President Donald Trump say? We're going to have to take this way from me.

I don't know, to be honest. He don't know. Come on, man. Never. Come on. He don't know. I mean you should take a stand on this. But hey, you're oppressed.

You need to know. Speaking of Donald Trump, did you, did you happen? Oh, whoa, this is the wrong podcast. No, no, no, no. Did you happen to see Jason Aldean's? Did he try and save, change daylight, savings time in a small time? No, but did you see his Halloween post where he, him and his wife dressed up as a presidential debate? If you haven't, it's rich, man.

You need to watch that. Well, that's a. Oh, is a idiot. I consider Jason a friend. So this isn't just me plugging a friend. it is funny. Is it just a picture or is the whole video? No, it's a video.

It's about a two-minute watch. So we can take a break and you can watch it because everybody needs to laugh. And if you don't laugh at what they did and how good of a Donald Trump Al Dean was. Is he that good at it? Wow. Yeah, let's take a break.

I'll let you watch it. I want to watch it. I like it because they didn't take a side. Like they just straight blasted both of them. To me, that's funny. Oh, no. Yeah. It's funny to be able to do something political, but not pick aside and just make fun of everybody. Like, that's the world we need to get back to where everybody make fun of everybody, nobody gets their feelings hurt.

Like, we just all laugh with each other because I don't care. That was funny. That's funny. Yeah. That was funny. We should be a political podcast. We're going into. No.

Nah, I'm just kidding. No, because the sad part is nobody can have fun with it. Like, you have to, for whatever reason, pick aside and you. You have to fight for it. Well, no, no. And we can't just discuss things? Like, why not? Why can we have open for them?

Because you know what? Yeah, look at all the pros and cons. Yeah, what does it matter? And then what are we going to do? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, like, for us, I mean, I think an example would be like, when somebody says they're atheist or agnostic, like, I don't immediately hate them.

I don't, like, I don't pick a sign. And I'm like, man, that's bad. I don't start yelling at them. Like, amen, I believe in Jesus. I'd love, you know, I'd like it if you'd listen. But if you don't, like that you're right. That's your, I'm not here. That's why this is the greatest country on earth.

Yeah. Okay. Thank you. Because for years, we've been able to do that. Yeah. And just everybody just kind of get along. Well, I can't see, I really can't see and understand your, your viewpoint. Yeah.

But, dude. It's true. You have that right. Yeah. Amen. But, dude. Yeah. Well, used to, Saturday Night Live was even a good show.

because they made fun of George, I mean, remember Dana Carvey? Yeah. That dude was hilarious. He took on it. But it wasn't like we have to make these jokes to make our point. It was, we're going to make jokes to be funny. Be funny.

But now people can't be funny. They have to like be funny and take a stand for some reason. When it's way funnier to just say, the Republican Dirty Tricks team, leader in talking dogs. Like, that was hilarious. But now, you know, it's the Republican Dirty Tricks team because we're not allowed to eat, or something.

Yeah, no. And that crazy girl with the eyes. Is Saturday Night Live still old? Yeah, I think so, but it sucks. I don't know. That died when, I don't know. Yeah. It's not as good.

Dana Carvey needs to come back. Yeah, I didn't even know. It was still a little. Well, hey, some people can tell them and some people can't. Tell what? Joke. Jokes. Yeah.

Chris Rock's hilarious. Yeah, somebody, somebody, you know, some of them are good. Hey, hey, some of them, hey, that ain't your bag. Don't go there. Yeah. You like Papa, you need to get a new bag, okay? Because the one you got ain't working. I said he ain't on that bag.

I did not have size saying that ain't your bag. Well, you know, it's just, you know, hey, some people are good at stuff, okay? That's fantastic. You don't go there. Okay, it ain't for you. It ain't for you. I agree. I'm not an actor.

Yeah. I'm not. So I don't try to act. I can't play the guitar. Didn't start a band. Yeah. Like, I mean, they're just, yeah. I started a band.

I still can't play it again. Yeah. Well, yours was less of a band and more of an experience. So. I was wondering, I was like a show. No, I mean, experience is the right. Yeah. Hey, I would like the, the Barnerman, what, Ringbrothers?

Ringling brother? The Bartham and what it was. No, I believe it's the Barman. It was actually how you come and how you was entertained. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like the greatest showman. That's it.

Yeah. This is the greatest show. they should make a movie like that about you. Zach Dashry, if you're listening, we would like a musical about Sy's life as the sequel to the blind. Thank you. You heard it here first.

Please leave a note in the comments if you would like to see a sequel of the blind of Cy Robertson's life in musical form. But the person to play Cy is going to have to be very Mary Poppins-esque. I need that same energy because that's, I mean,

size is basically super califragilus. Dick Expey out of the dose. What was that guy, Mary Poppins? Dick Van Dyke. Yeah. He could have played Sae fantastically. There you go. But we need the life.

We need the joy. We need all the things that come out of Sae. Dick Van Dyke's still alive? Is he? Yeah. He's 97, so I don't think he's going to play you in the musical. But, size's going for a hundred.

Hey, I'll shoot for a hundred, boys. There you go. I can appreciate it. Who would play Saia in a musical? Usher? For real? Hey, that would be good. Ferrell would be good at it.

Hey, he gets for a vote. Okay. There you go. He's got the high energy, boys. It's only based on True of it. Yeah, like some of the characters can be changing. 95% boys. Hey.

Creative license. Yeah. Because size happy. Yeah, I don't know. Life's too short, not to be, boys. Oh, man. It goes by too fast. Also, we are going into political season and remember that.

Life's too short. So no matter how many things you get in your mailbox. What election days next week, ain't it? Oh, no. For like the official, like for all the runoffs and stuff that happened and all that stuff, it's what next Tuesday or something? I got to be honest. I'm going to, I'm going to tell a bad thing on myself.

What? I did not vote in the last election that was like a month ago. Really? I got so much mail and so much stuff. And I was like, I know who I'm voting for, whatever. I'm moving like, okay, good. But it was, and so many text messages, and so many times my phone would ring, and it would say political call, and I would ignore it,

that I started to just ignore everything because I was so annoyed with it all. And then by the time. Then Sunday happened. Then I woke up, and I was like, oh, my goodness. I felt terrible. Yeah, I don't even go vote. Because I didn't know what day. I thought it was in November and it was in October.

We don't have a lot left to vote on, I don't think. I know. But I'm going to go this time because I feel so bad about just skipping on the last one, but it was an accident. I'm pretty sure a lot of ours ended up winning outright. Like, didn't even have to. Yeah, we got a new governor. Yeah, there's not many that went to a runoff. We got a new governor.

Mr. Governor, if you're listening, I have advice on how to fix the fishing and hunting license disaster that the previous governor has let happen. I doubt you're listening, Mr. Governor, but I'm here for you. But as a small local tackle shop, let me help you. Oh, I could do it. TP outdoors is with me. We're tired of what y'all've done.

Yeah. Yeah, license vendors, yeah. They messed it all. You need to be. But leave it to the government. That's everything. If it's not rope, don't feel it. Here we go.

See what your bread's got. Beth is panicking because we're talking about. politics. Here's our last political statement of the day. I don't know, to be honest. See? Hey, that's us on politics. And there's a lot of truth to that. Let's take a break.

Hello at duck callroom.com. That's where we're at. We're in the inbox. My favorite email inbox. It's way better than my regular one. Okay. Yeah, no bills come to this one. And what you got in there? Every once in a while somebody has for money. I'm sorry.

Here's one of my favorite things that ever happens. The subject line is in a duck dynasty episode. Uh-oh. Okay. So you never know. Y'all talked about eating crazy weird things on a podcast. On an episode of Duck Dynasty, this is from James, by the way, doesn't say where he's from. On an episode of Duck Dynasty, they went to buy wood decoys from a guy for $1,000

apiece. Oh, Skippy Kuvian. And they talked about hanging a duck until the inside liquefied, then drinking it from its rear end. Is this really a thing? I'm pretty sure that somewhere there are people that do that. I think it's an Eskimo thing. In you what Eskimo?

I think that's where Phil got it from. And Skippy Kuvian probably does it. Yeah. No. Would I do it? Would I do it? The answer is no. Yeah.

No. Okay. Definitely no. No. No. Uh-uh. Are there people that do it? I think there are.

I think it's Eskimo or Inuit, some Native American up in Alaska, Canada, that area. Wouldn't that be a Native Canadian? Well, I mean, I think it's all considered North America. I don't think it was Canada. I don't think it was Canada. I think they were all just American. Native North American. Wow.

Just learn something, people. I mean, that's my guess. I don't know. So there's not native. Well, yeah, because you never hear it. Native Mexicans either. Well, no, no. So he said it honestly.

Wow. It's his guess. I'm just guessing. Hey, hey, you know, ain't a theory. This is a guess. Yeah. Well,

probably just safest to just call them natives. What's that? Native. Native, you got it. The native, the indigenous, if you will. The indigenous, if you will. All right. And then this is,

I might have got the wildest email we've ever got. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. We've had something now. I mean, I'm telling you, but it gives hope for people like me and you, Martin, although we don't technically need it. Okay.

Because we are married. Okay. L.B. She didn't want to throw her name on this one. L.B. Just curious. Is Burley single? I hope so. This Iowa lady thinks he is hot.

Okay. I'm for it, L.B., because I feel like I got a good chance of looking a lot like Burley one day. But Burley's a happily married man. Yeah. I hate to tell you. And she's a good. And she whoop you too.

So I'm just telling you. She's kind of on the feisty side. LB, I'm just telling you proceed with caution. Yeah, proceed with caution. Because you barely ain't going to lay a hand on you. But his woman whoop. I'm just telling you. Like, that's us.

Whenever I had my EKG done the other day, it was Abby, his daughter, also a nurse. I was like, she was like, if you just lift up the shirt, I got to say, well, this doesn't have to be awkward. We only went to church together our whole lives and know each other. It's just Burley's daughter. This is weird. Oh, yeah. But yeah, their whole family, you don't play tight-in and defensive end.

No, he played linebacker. Yeah. For the University of Oklahoma without, you know. Back in the day. Back in a day. Yeah, like. When they were back in their dynasty day. Yeah, I'm not saying they weren't athletes because Berley's very much an athlete,

but it was a different. They were tougher. The biggest, toughest played those positions. And Burley is a big. strapping speed wasn't necessarily the deal. And so I would just- Spread offense wasn't a thing. L.B., I would let you just know his whole family.

Big. They're ready. Yeah, they ready. Like, they'll put their hands in the dirt and scratch gravel with you. I'll tell you that right now. And speaking of their hands, if they ever laid their hands on you, you were in trouble. Yeah. Burley got some good hand.

Yeah, Burley hold a basketball like yes, no problem. And then moving on, because I'm scared of Burley. Not really. Berley is the nicest man in the world. We've really missed a mark on this podcast. About what? We have fans email in, and we have never done a contest for Uncle Si as Halloween,

and we should have. Oh, we have a bunch of them? Do you know how many pictures of babies I have received? Oh, that's fantastic. Dressed as Uncle Si. On a little four-wheeler, too. That's cool. He's not allowed to drive his on four-wheeler anymore,

but that baby still is. Yeah. So how many people do you think on this earth have dressed up for you and gone and asked strangers for candy? Oh, a bunch. But since you fought that up, I got a story to tell you. I may have told it before. I come home and I've got a picture in my hand. It's me up in a tree with a Dasty BB gun.

Okay. So I'm thinking, okay, wait a minute. When did I do something for Daisy BB guns? Because I don't remember getting a check from them. You know? So I'm talking to myself in my recliner. Then finally, I can't stand. I said, baby.

And she said, what? Christine said, what? I said, when did I ever do a, or did I ever do, a commercial or something with Daisy BB girl? Well, you would think, you know, it's like a chicken. She starts laughing loud. ain't just uncontrollable. Well, this goes on, this conversation goes on in another 30 minutes.

And finally, she couldn't take, Christine couldn't take it anymore. And she came in and tap me on the channel. She said, you're so stupid. And I said, wait a bit, hey, all I'm doing is to answer some question. Why have I got to just become stupid all of a sudden? She said, because that ain't you. She said, that's a little girl dressed up as you. Oh.

And I said, well, she are the one. first prize. I said, because I was positive, that was me. So if we ever had that contest. If you ever had that contest, okay, because look, fans come up all the time and say, you know, and especially the mother, you know, Thomas, this is my daughter. And then turns around and their daughter's next to her and her daughter is a full grown woman now.

Okay. And this was like when she was six, the picture was. That's crazy. So it's insane. I do have some stuff that was in my office, by the way. You get that. I'm bringing out one more picture. He's bringing out sex.

That first one was from Donald. And then this one is from Kate, Kate and Cy from Clinton, Illinois. This poor baby is dressed up his side and his name is Silas. And he's brand new. But he got a feel scowl on his place. Oh, and he's mad. He needs the attitude adjustments. Yeah.

Yeah, probably because they named him sigh and they dressed him as size. It made him mad. He didn't have a choice in it. But we got some coffee from the Pulaski Brewing Company out of Georgia. Well, we'll send down there to the Cypress Creek. Yeah, it's strong or it's male strong. Okay, yeah. I'll say Phil will enjoy that.

And then I don't know who sent this to us, but. Oh. Thank you. Somebody sent Halloween candy? Oh, yeah. And. Uh-oh. You know, all over, everybody says a drink sweet tea.

Hey, look. Quit sending all these stupid M&Ms and reaches. Do not listen to him. That's pure sugar for her now now. Do not listen to him. You send it. You don't have to eat it. Every time we get on a snack, I gain like 15 pounds.

Oh, good grief. I'm kind of with him at this point. I got to lose it. What's funny is Angela who works up front for us and brings me all the boxes and stuff. She opened that one. No, it was already busted open. And I said, well, happy Halloween. Ann, get you a couple of them.

And so she grabbed, she said, oh, I like these. And she grabbed her a couple of, yeah, it comes busted open. Those are the treats. That's not intentionally done. Those are peanut butter trees there. I like that.

Yeah. Well, any shape is better than the cup. Because the peanut butter to chocolate ratio is way better on the shapes than it is the cup. You're not wrong. More peanut butter. You're Reese's a fish. You're not.

I am. We got time for one more? Go ahead. Fire one more out of it. Do we want to talk about our favorite tacos or duck hunting in Georgia? Not duck hunting and George Why would anybody want to talk about duck hunting in Georgia? Nobody wants to go shoot Woody's in a beaver pond.

Well, let's talk about it then. That's not true. Because they want to take their uncle duck hunting for his birthday. They live in Georgia, so the ducks just ain't good here. Yep. Agreed. They're looking to take them to Arkansas or Louisiana public land, not hiring a guy.

They're just winging it. Martin, any suggestions? If you go in public, go to Arkansas, because the public land is better and the hunting is better. However. However. Lots of rules, lots of regulations, and know that the fine folks of Arkansas don't want you there. So don't expect a very giving and forthcoming attitude from them.

Good night, Arkansas. They're the ones that limited days of non-residents. If you don't live in Arkansas, you can only hunt public like 20 or 30 days now. That's it. Can't hunt the 60. If you don't live there, how are you supposed to hunt more than 30 days anyway? Well, because there's a lot of people like me, and I don't. Crossing that border.

Yeah, I mean, it's a two-hour drive. Like, it's not. So you can only hunt Arkansas 20 days a day? On state, on land. The Federals didn't get on board with it. So, like, if you want to hunt a national wildlife refuge, you can. This man just said the Federali's didn't get on board with it. But the state guys did.

And that's where all the, like, a lot of the locals hunt, you know, like, I mean, and Bayou Meta, Dave Donaldson, Black River. I mean, there's all the Cash River. Like, there's, there's, there's all kinds of, of Arkansas public land opportunities. But, like, Louisiana public land, to be fair, just kind of sucks. Like, because we rarely have our pumps working

and we read everybody's out of money. And there's Colby Dark sitting at the, yeah, there's just not. Yeah, there's just not as many opportunities. I've, hunted both and I still hunt both. I'm just, there's way more opportunities

for public land hunting in Arkansas than there's... But it's just like, this is going to be like a one or two day thing. Yeah, I'd go to Arkansas. Martin's sending them to Arkansas. I mean, if you want to kill Mallard, you'd come down here and shoot some woodies,

but you can do that at home. You can do that in Georgia. Yeah. Don't come here to shoot woodies. Like crap. That's my suggestion. But anyway, favorite taco?

Nothing a half. All of them. All of them. Some guy wants to go to San Antonio. Hold on. Where's it at? Yeah. do it.

Tim from San Antonio says in the debate, if you're picking up tacos from Texas, where are you stopping, San Antonio or Austin? San Antonio. Absolutely. But I have to drive through Austin, so I may grab a couple to get me to San Antonio. I might even stop in Houston.

I love tacos. Yeah, tacos are good. The tacos in Austin aren't so bad either. Yeah, but they're not San Antonio. Hunter coming from the top rope. He said the movie theater tacos. All right, this is what I'm leaving you with. No.

No. No, that's it. No, we're going to kick it out of here with a Bible verse. First, Thessalonians 5. I'm going to read a whole bunch of verses. Starts in 16. Rejoice always, pray continually, give thanks in all circumstances for this is God's will for you in Christ Jesus.

Do not quench the spirit. Do not treat prophecies with contempt, but test them all, hold on to what is good and reject every kind of evil. That's just a bunch of good stuff to live by right there, people. We hope you had a great October. We're going to have a great November. Hunting season's almost here. and we're going to keep churning this podcast out.

Amen, buddy. See y'all next time.