Duck Call Room - Justin Martin & His Wife Get a NEW Ultrasound Surprise!

Episode Date: June 23, 2022

Uncle Si breaks the shocking news that Martin and Brittany got about their babies after her latest ultrasound. Brittany joins the boys as a long-awaited guest to talk about her dramatic trips to the OB-GYN, how she terrified Martin with a text, what it's like to do a remodel while pregnant, and what Martin makes for her every morning. John-David is so excited he invites himself to their next ultrasound. And the boys offer advice to anyone who gets frustrated by home repairs and renovations. Stay tuned for a bonus segment with Jase, Jep, and Murry about the treasure hunting they did for their new Fox Nation show, "Duck Family Treasure."  - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We need a song. We need a jingle. We need a song. But I always like when we have a special guest and we wait to reveal it. Okay. Hey. Like right now. I'm excited today.

And don't tell them why. Oh, yeah, I am too. You're going to tell them why? Because Martin's here. Well, all right, yeah, but Martin's got somebody that's really, really special here today. Who's with him? And that's Miss Brittany. Here's why.

Okay. And not only that, and there are two soon to be new boys. that they're going to have. Whoa, you went ahead and ripped that baby day at all. It's supposed to be a reveal. Well, I revealed it. And that's why I told you I was excited. Okay, and with that, I'm going to start it off with a question.

Okay. I know he's having a blast, okay, because that's all he talks about. Okay, but you, how is Mom doing with the situation we've got? It's hard. Oh, Mom. Babies. Yeah. I'm my

it's very uncomfortable to sleep it's very uncomfortable to do anything he had to help me tie my shoes this morning hey go Martin dad of the year yeah hey look here's I've got 37 almost 37

years of practice of life with a belly I she doesn't she ain't got it I've got it figured out I know how to cheat the system to get shoes tied and and you know pick up a bottle that you drop off the floor. I've been leaning on things for a long time. So I'm trying to teach her the art of bending over with a prop.

I say, first of you've got to get a good solid base for the one hand. Fragge your legs a little bit. Where you, yeah. You have to actually. No, no. Distribute the weight. You too. No, no.

I understand what she's saying, okay, because my wife, okay, when I gained this here, I walked around just It was It was amazing It's new I've never had a belly before It's aggressive She said well you

Get your hands off your belly And I said I can't happen Baby I didn't have it for 50 years For crying out loud So I understand where she's coming from It's a new experience You understand what it's like to have two human beings Well no no don't that

But I do in a way Because when I Because you got that little pot bell Oh, no, when I sit at a table, especially one of them at Stone's house, and I'll make a peg of myself on his, whatever he cooked because it's so good. Okay. And then like somebody, I can't get comfortable the rest of the night because I'm miserable because I ate too much. Your toss and your turn.

Yeah, yeah. I'm sitting there and, you know. And those ribs come back to the line. Oh, no, yeah. And the other night, the other night he cooked them and I've got to tell him, whatever you put on them the other night, that's what you do when you do. you serve me ribs because normally I fight them all night long. Well, that the only thing I was worried about is ate too bucks.

And I knew it because I went back. He had baked beans that he put candy jalapinas in and it was some heat. You can't be talking about all this food with a pregnant woman. Well, no, no, but hey, I'm telling you. We'll be down to three. Well, I understand what she's talking about. Well, you can't get comfortable. Yeah.

And then she's got the serious problem is, okay, she keeps running out. of clothes that actually fit. Oh, she doesn't move into my side of the car. No, no, because she had to stand up while the golden was going. It's so tight. Everything's so tight. Allison started wearing my clothes on number three. She's like, whatever, I'm just done.

He comes into the room, and I'm just in his drawers. Yeah. I come home the other day from Academy. I was like, hey, I found some T-shirts, but they were like, buy one, get one half off. So I got you one, too. I threw it to her. And she said, oh, man, this is nice. What size is?

Is this a large? I said, no. Nope. She said, oh, extra large. I said, oh, no. I said, it's a double. And it fit. It was snug.

It didn't just fit. You need to buy her. You need to buy her a pair of overalls. She's from Tennessee for crying out loud. Nope. Hey, hey, triple X or Quotter X. Okay, that way she's got. She's got room for the babies to grow.

He's the only man in America that can look at a woman and say, you need a 4X and she laugh about it. Overalls, mind you. Yeah. And she's actually thinking, it sounds kind of nice. It sounds a little roomy. It'll never work because she has to tee-tie too much. That isn't. This is going to be our longest episode ever due to break.

If you had two boys kicking on your bladder, yeah, you'd have to t-tie-to. I feel like we really glanced over a very important part of this. whole thing that we went from boy and girl we've been telling everybody well hey boy and girl well i found out y'all didn't finish it yesterday on yesterday's podcast on last podcast you made mention of me and martin giggled yeah we looked at each other and laugh but we have in fact well the cat has been let out of the bag boys we we got two boys this this is baby b they're definitely boys if you're curious on how you know if you're a boy or not.

This is made in America. It's a flagpole. Hey, we're proud, boys. Oh, boy. Y'all, you're going to make me pee too quick. So do we know which one? And here's baby A, which is also, you see, has the same characteristics right here in between both legs.

Biology with Justin Martin. Here we are. Hey, look, he's a biologist. Do we know which one they thought was a girl? A. So all of baby A's life, I'm going to get to let's say, well, he was shy. Hey, he was shy.

Baby A was shy. Yeah. He was, yeah, it was always thought that A was the girl. He is actually shy, though, because he's facing towards my spot. We couldn't get a picture of his face yesterday. He won't get his picture to it. He kind of like me. Well, I told you, he's shy.

Well, how would you like somebody bring on camera in your living room? So we got an introvert. You did it for a few years. We got an introvert that faces the other way. That'd be him. That's the only good when you get a hymn. And then we got his mama, who ain't ever been shy for the camera. Of course, you know, if you look like this.

Oh. Here we go. Very easy to want to be on the camera and in the life of the party. If you look like this. Now he's pointing back at himself, listeners. generally slide off to the corner. That's just what I do. If you got it, flown it.

That's exactly right. Si's been doing it his whole life. It was that strut. I love me a full-figured man. Full-figured. That's obvious. Body positive, if you will. But, yeah, I'd appreciate just judging from these early pictures,

Si, you're not telling these boys if they got it flown it, because that could get me in trouble. Well, now we know it's them old Martin boys. It's the Martin Boys, which is a really cool thing. You know, here, it was the day after Father's Day is when we had the scan. And it was just kind of cool to, you know, my dad was a boy, boy twin. So on the day after Father's Day to find out that we're actually having boy, boy twins, it was just kind of a surreal feeling.

Yeah, that's a pretty cool deal. I think she'll tell you, it's kind of weird. There was a weird feeling too to like, because you lost a daughter. You didn't lose a daughter. You just, you gained a son. But like, you climb these mental gymnastics like of me. You're going to be a girl dad and a boy dad. And so like trying to figure out how to parent a girl, you know,

your head first in it right now. They're different, man. I don't get them. You're head first in it. Size does it. And so, but to then, so you climb that hurdle in your head, preparing for it and then you realize that hurdle wouldn't to be climbed after all so you know it's very thankful both of these boys are healthy measuring well testing is all showing everything's fine she's fine

she's healthy so no complaints it was just kind of a weird feeling to go from one and one to two boys strange strange deal so i have a question yeah can i come to your next ultrasound Yeah, they seem to, it's a surprise every time. Just in case there's like a third one hiding. Well, look. And it's triplets. You bite your tongue. Yeah, you bite your tongue.

And let's take our first break and then we'll go through our ultrasound journey. Let's do that. It's a magic show, boys. It's like a blast. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means. That means more outside cooking.

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Him old Martin boys. You got you, sir. Up to no good. He does have a nice ring to it. Them old Martin boys. Here's what I'm going to tell y'all both right now. If at any point they are under y'all's control, guidance, or y'all are in the same place,

and you see them acting foolish, you have full permission to swift correction of behavior. Swift? Hey, look, I grew up that way. Our neighborhood was that way. Yeah. If you acted a fool in the neighborhood. The neighborhood's in.

Hey, the neighborhood would whip your butt. Absolutely. Okay. And, hey, the first thing they do, they'd either walk to the house or call and say, Hey, I'm sending him home and I just tore his tail up. So just so you know, you ain't even got to make that phone call. Do what you got to do, and I'll let them tell me why they got that one.

Oh, I had something happen to me in church one day. Oh, ain't you? No, no, yeah. Okay. This kid comes over there and he was beating on his younger brother. So I told him, I said, hey, stop it. Well, he spit on me. Uh-oh.

And look, there wasn't no thought process in it. You just. No, no. I lifted him up by his hair. Oh, my goodness. I'm serious. It was a... Y'all, and as soon as I did it, after I done it,

I said, oh, you idiot, man, you... Ben, the husband fixed him. Go fisty cuff. Because he's a hot head. Yeah. Okay, so I went to the mom. I said, hey, where's dad? Yeah.

And she said, oh, he didn't come today. And I said, well, you better be real careful when you tell him this. I said, your son just spit in my face. And I said, ma'am, it was no thought involved. It was reflex. I said, I had him just swinging by his hair. And I said, so, hey, tell your husband that I apologize that, I said, but it wasn't no thought involved. That's the nicest thing in my mind that another human being can do.

Sped on you? Yeah, spit on you. Yeah. That's a doubt. So I'd ask you all. But evidently, she must have told him good because he met me at church. And he said, next time, tear his butt up after you set him back down on the ground. But sit him down first?

Yeah, sit him down first. Don't leave him swinging. So I look like that old boy on stranger things. Just picking people up by their head, man. Hey. Holding him up there and a half. And I'm serious. You know, I just, ooh, no.

Uh-uh. All right. Anyway. I want the ultrasound. I love the. ultrasounds. Well, for my, the first one, those were all scary. But the next two was always fun to make jokes and the ultrasound text are always super

nice. Yeah. But y'all get surprises every time. Every time. Go ahead. I'll let you tell it, babe. Every single time. It's a surprise.

What was the first one? Well, our first ultrasound was, went swimmingly. We just had one child, one heartbeat. Perfect. It was great. The second ultrasound. That's crazy. Which, by the way, on this first one, to the ladies that are listening, my hat's off to you.

Oh, he. Just what they did in there so fast made my head spin. I had no idea that went on. I had to comfort him. Oh, it's the worst. I mean, I know Stone likes to go to the gynecologist for stuff, but I don't like that place. It was bizarre. Like, I just make jokes in the corner to.

I've always heard. I just to make myself feel bad. Exactly. And I've always heard, you know, the women. And they're like, oh, yeah, you always have to scoot to the end of the table, blah, blah, blah. All the way. No. They're hanging off that thing, one, off the table.

They legs is up in the air. Like skinning the deer. And if she come in there with this machine and did something so fast, I was like, whoa. Hey. Time out. Easy. Like. I'm so glad he was sitting down because I looked over at him and he was not okay.

He turned bright. Oh, no. That's the reason I never done that? You never went? No, I'd have been on the floor. Because, hey, my dog. Oh, they got chairs. Yeah.

No, no, no. My daughter had to have her, I had a sis come up on her leg and had to lance it. And when they did that, the nurse grabbed me. She said, you fix pays out, you ways of goats. That's why we're the ones that have the baby. Amen. Hey, human race would be extinct. Amen and amen.

Okay, if it wasn't for the woman. Amen and amen. So that was, yeah, our first one, pretty normal. We're like, we kind of high five because there's only one. Yeah. Because I came from twin. Yeah. Or my dad was a twin.

My dad was a twin. So like when you get the one, you're like, yeah. Okay. All right. We dodged a bullet. Now let's just, let's get this one here healthy and happy. Appointment two. Go dear.

Yeah. Appointment two is a fun one. Yeah. She asked me, she said, did I have a hard time scanning you last time? And I was like, yeah, it was a little bit. She had to, she had to, that's why he was kind of freaking out. Phenagle. She had to get in there.

She really had to search. And we were super early, too, though, because we had found out kind of early. Yeah. And all of a sudden, she said, well, the reason is you have two babies in there. And when I tell you, my whole body started shaking for 30 minutes and it didn't stop. I've seen the video. Yeah, I have that video. We can maybe put that in here somewhere.

Yeah. Oh, it's so funny. So last time you were here. My uterus is weird Hold on a minute Did I have trouble scanning you last time? Yeah

It's like to the right You got two babies And maybe that's why We were having a tough A tough time I forgot you I told you I told you

That's why you See there's two babies in there That's why we Had a hard time Scanning you last time Because we couldn't see Everything we needed to see Are you kidding?

I'm gonna stop her So No that's totally Just instant Sweat it Like I just instantly started sweating. And you was actually, it was uncontrollable. I literally had no, she actually tried to draw blood later and I was.

It scared her probably. So if you thought the first one I was going to pass out on. When I looked at that screen and saw two faces looking at me. Now you're a father of two. I had to, well, that's when I said. I said, I had to, I think on video I said I got to stop recording now. It wouldn't for any other reason. I couldn't hold on to nothing.

Like I needed to sit. phone down because I needed to brace like you go you go from Martin Party of 3 to Martin Party of 4 that quick oh yeah you're like yeah it's a lot yeah this is a big change yeah mega change yeah I don't think I've ever seen your eyes open quite that wide before ever yeah that'll do it to you that'll do it folks at home that'll do it to you so that's appointment too actually appointment 3 was pretty low key for once Yeah, it was really just a status check.

The babies were fine. Everybody's happy. Everybody's healthy. Everything's good. Boy and girl still. Yeah. In fact, it was still, I had at the fifth appointment, which was on the second of this month, still a boy and girl. Everything's fine.

And we were told a boy and girl because they did the blood test, the genetic testing and all that. We didn't do, you know, there's a lot of people who have weird things about genetic testing. We did it to prepare ourselves. It was never a case of like, well, if they're that got this, then we're going to abort. No, that was never. It was just for self-awareness and preparation, really. Yeah, we had to do that with Carter. Like, you've got to do this.

Yeah. You have to prepare yourself. But with the result of that came back some Y chromosomes. So, hey, we got a boy. We got a boy and a girl, right? So everything's cool. We're fired up. We're like, yeah, man, that's awesome.

That's great. you know and then and then yesterday fast forward to tomorrow or yesterday i mean yeah i think so i wasn't present he wasn't with me her mom well her mom was in town that's the great thing though mom went with her mom went with him right thank goodness because i needed her for that yeah so that was good yeah and i got a text message that said i'm sorry

change a change the plans you got it in a text yeah i got no not necessarily I got a text. It scared me to death. Oh, no. I got a text. It said we need to talk? I worded it well. That basically said we got to talk.

Oh, no. Brittany, you got to. I know. That was my bad. It happens. I've suffered from it. It was poor presentation. Poor presentation.

Agreed. So as soon as I got that text. You jumped out and walked out and gone. He called me immediately. Oh, yeah. I was on the phone with a buddy of mine, with Wheeler, talking about some stuff and I said bro I'll call you back

bonged I didn't even give him time to acknowledge the fact that I said I'll call you back I'll call you back bonged and I called her and she's like no everything's fine like the babies are fine there's just something I need to tell you I was like no no no no you wouldn't let me off the phone yeah I was like no no and then she's like we're having two boys

them old Martin boys and I was like oh my okay return the pink ones Well, we didn't have anything pink, really. We had one thing. We had a little hair bow.

A little headband hairbow thing. Which I'm not going to lie, was me and my hormones was a little tough to let go of yesterday. So, yeah, long story short, I mean, that's kind of a whole segment, but long story. So we're really looking forward to the next appointment. I'm coming. Tell your mom, she's out. Martin's not going. I'm there.

I love surprises. Honestly, John David, you can take my place. Nope. Nope. I'm out. Never mind. You can do it yourself. So, yeah, I don't know what else we can find out.

I think at this point we're just growing. Yeah. You know, so. Let's hope. You're over halfway there. I said earlier today, I told somebody, I don't even remember who I told it. I said, let me tell you what I figured out about early appointments at an OB. They're just like a fart.

They cannot be trusted. In the least foot. And that's where I'm going to live. leave it let's take another break we'll be back right after that like you description we had to take a longer break than normal first t-tie break of the day so that's that's you all should travel somewhere we did we went to the beach oh how many yeah how many stops was that now she did really well road warrior she did good now she she was borderline dehydrated when we got there that was also a thing yeah that's so but she prepared well and and yeah we only had to stop once to t-tie so oh that's

impressive. But when she got there, she drank like a camel, and she was up all night, just to get back to neutral, you know. No, but she was a very good team player because she knows I hate stopping. Are you good at being pregnant? You know? Or do you know yet? I don't really know yet. I feel like I'm not very good at being pregnant, but... But you seem happy and bubbly?

He tells me I'm doing great, so... Well, how can you not be doing great? You got two kids... My wife is terrible at being pregnant. You got two kids inside of you that are tracking right and perfectly healthy. You're killing it. I just said, like, are you, like, happy? Like, you know, some of them cyclopaths, like, work out and go on jogs when they're pregnant. She started there.

And then I didn't. Then you dialed that back? We came back. That's fine. Everybody. I used to drive me crazy when Allison was pregnant and people telling her what to do. I'm like, she's going to do what she's going to do and you do. Yeah.

That was one of them choices and talking about, no. I'm revoking it. No, I would say she's done very well. She has stayed active. I mean, she pushed mode the yard not long ago. Girl! Sure did. So, yeah, I mean, I would think she, I would, I would describe it as thriving.

Thriving. Yeah. I mean, and we're living in a remodel for crying out loud. Has that been fun? It's been terrific. Look at her line. This is a podcast, ma'am. You can't lie.

Oh, yeah, I'm terrible lying. I hate it. It's horrible. Everybody hates it, but it's always worth it. It is going to be worth it. A woman's always got a glow. Wait. What?

A glower about her. You said, wait. Sorry, I just thought of something, but then now he's talking about her glow. And you are glowing. Thank you. Thank you. I just thought of something. And my question was answered.

Y'all are having a blast. And I'm just, I'm so happy for you. It is fun. It is. It's a lot of fun. There's a lot of stress that we put on ourselves with a remodel. But, you know, it's like we decided when we were talking about that. With one, we probably could have just kind of grinned and bore through it.

And like, you know, we'll figure it out as we go. Yeah, with two, it's like, wow. It was a game changer. With two, we waved red flags and said, no, we got to go now. So we got to figure it out. So that's my question. Was any of this remodel based on boy-girl, but now it's two boys, so they could have bunk beds and stuff.

He's so excited about bum beds rule. We got bunk beds. He's so excited. Until you here's thud in the middle of the night. No, that's fine. I've fallen off.

That was me. I was that thud in the middle of the night. You fall of the bed a lot? Because your girl, your tall girl over here had the top bunk every time. Yeah.

So you're all you're going to do bump beds? Eventually, yeah. That's going to be awesome. My boys got bump beds. It's the best. Because bunk beds is what you had at the camp.

So now you get to bring part of the camp home. Oh, yeah. They'll end up in each other's beds half the night. Oh, yeah. It's a wild time. How cool is it?

I hear. Yeah, I figure it'll be one of those like newfangled bunk beds where like the bottom's like almost a queen and the, you know, the one up top is on like a full. Who gets the bottom? Well, that's what, but they're going to end up there anyway. That's probably true. Especially as twins. Yeah, they'll start out separate.

They've been very close for 21 weeks. Absolutely. They're getting even closer. The sword fights are just beginning. Oh, boy. So. They actually are, when he says sword fights, I feel them both simultaneously. They're like, what are you doing?

I've heard stories about Martin and his brother. That was what so funny was watching. Yes. Okay. You'll sit there and be looking and tell me. It is crazy. There's two aliens. You could actually, she was saying,

he just kicked the fire out of me with his foot. You can actually see the foot kind of just sticking out of the belly. He misses it every time. I'm not ready for that. Oh, no. That's the coolest thing because she said, hey, here put your hand up her and it was well I know but like

so last year that's what you're putting up with I said that don't hurt all day every day yes it does hurt I said it don't hurt you and she said well sometimes yeah when he gets a little too carried away yeah especially when they're in the rib cage yeah on the ribs you know he's yeah he's stressing his legs

and he's got it against my rib they have no regard for mom they kick in your innards but like last Last year, we were in Chattanooga with the Wheelers right before they had their son. And like, we'd be sitting there and I'd look over at Alicia, Jacob's wife, and like, you saw like fingers. Oh, they'd be moving. Over on the edge. And I'm like, oh, whoa, ho, ho, time out.

Freaked out. That's weird. Like, I shouldn't be able to see his hand. Get ready. And now she's going to run out of real estate here at some point. I mean, she's adding new real estate all the time. I'm proud of it. Like, that's awesome.

The cool thing is for her, it's going to leave. Yeah, me, I'm stuck with it. It is what it is. But, yeah, I don't know what I'm going to do, like, when one of them wants to high-five or something, like, why they're in there? I found that to be the most bizarre-looking thing last year whenever I saw Hudson's hand.

I was like, no, man, that ain't right right there. Like, no, man. He's sitting there and he hears. Yeah. They don't high-fiving each other in there. Literally. They start sticking their hand up for a fist bump That'd be pretty cool

So as long as it's not Just Come on a head Outweb Yeah I see them I see them I see them Digit

Yeah Yeah I see them digits That's gonna get weird Oh boy But yeah We planned this very well A lot of thought process Went into it

You know She's due October 25th Not that we hunt or anything So it's not really You know October's not You're not busy in October or November No December

very either like we don't do it you ain't got bothered buying a license this year morning well problem is my Arkansas license automatically renewed yesterday so I'm already in for that one he's in for that boys I at least got to go get my 140 dollars worth at some point yeah that's where you'll head first yeah but yeah no I asked I did ask you that day so you think he made it to like october the third that way I can get the first two days of bow season in like I have a choice you can't do my very best you can't keep them in there longer but if you're like okay They're healthy. Like, we got the doctor to give us a go ahead, and we got on the trampoline, started eating spicy foods, going on walks.

I was like, all the things. Let's get this sucker out of here. That was Lottie. She had to go. I don't know that the spicy food going to work, because every morning this woman right here eats two breakfast burritos that I make, and she covers them with salsa, spicy ranch, and sour cream. I'm coming to your house tomorrow. Come on. I'm drooling.

Come on. I'm a short. And I just had it this morning. I'm a short order cook. You just stop by about seven in the morning. You just tell me how many you want. Burritos. I love a breakfast.

With my brother's farm, farm fresh eggs. They look good. I don't know. I ain't ate one yet. I just cook them for her. I don't give them a chance. I keep thinking one of these days. No, none of these are for you, bud.

There are no leftovers anymore. I saw I'm in the business of it. They're scrambling eggs. Thank God. There and there. It is. it is. You know, I was wondering how long it was going to take you to make a scrambled egg joke or to kind of laugh through the pain. That's where I'm at right now.

And my old Martin boys. I just know this. Like when my dad passed, all the people that come up, his generation, you know, gave their condolences or whatever. That's what him and his brother were known as was to Martin twin. Here come to Martin twins. Apparently they was rough. Trouble. And trouble. I've heard the stories. Yeah, here comes T-R-O-U-B-L-E. And I know how firm of a man my grandfather was.

It wasn't because they were not disciplined. And my grandmother as well. So apparently they was a minor bit hard-headed. And if this is a second round of that, please be with their mother. Be with their mother. Because he's going to be fishing. Help me.

I take one of them fishing. Take one. Oh, both of them. You're going to take both of them. Yeah, we'd be to get on that honeyhole bag. You're going to need a bigger boat, Martin. I just ordered one. It ain't big enough.

It ain't big enough. I might have to get another one. Yeah, I have a boat for sale about two years off. Y'all, if you're looking for one. But, no, here we go. Yeah, I'm a little nervous. About what? Just hearing the stories that your mom told me about.

My dad? Yeah. That was immediately what popped in my head yesterday when she told me as two boys. I, like, had flashbacks to your mom's stories. How much older is your brother than you? Six years. Okay, so that's a pretty big job. Mm-hmm.

But y'all still kind of... We went out of a little bit. I've heard some stories. Yeah, we went out of a little bit. But, you know, we ain't went out in a long time. Because there was six years different. Yeah. Like, we weren't real...

You were going to lose that fight. For a while, until I got about 14. Mark was a big boy at 14. Then I won one, and I was the end of the fight. Yeah. It stopped. Yeah. I was old for life until that one, then we ain't done it again since.

Well, let's take a next break. We'll be back out after you. I just hope they enjoy the outdoors. That's what everybody's asked. You know, I'm not going to force them to do anything they don't want to do. Please, God, like hunting and or fishing. Well, I would say. One of the two.

We've got a pretty good shot. You got a pretty good chance of it. Yeah. Well, nobody likes fishing. You know it's in the jeans. Everybody likes catching. Everybody likes catching. Yeah, but nowadays, hey, if you go with somebody that's good with electronics,

yeah. That's what I'm saying. So with their father being Martin, they'll be like, oh, fishing's the best. Then they'll go by themselves one time and be like, this is really tough. This is terrible. Or they can go with her Uncle Jacob. Yeah. That's what I'm going to go with that guy.

That's not reality. That's fine. I've never had. There's fish everywhere. Go with Uncle Jacob. Go on Livy's boat and go with Uncle Jacob. But, yeah, no, so I hope that. they do. That'll be fun if they do. The first thing I ain't going to learn to is weed eat.

Oh, I'm so excited. I got, I got help coming, boys. Oh, no, yeah. Hey, Carter ain't to weed eating stage yet. He's a little wiry. He ain't quite able to pick it up. Low muscle tone. But he got to, I got him that little electric blower. He'd get the driveway, porch. He loves it. He thinks it's fun. I'm like, but that's 10 minutes saved off your day. Yep. It's always fun until you figure out his work. Like, I remember the first time Dad gave me a weed eater,

I got into chop stuff in half. I was like, it is awesome. Then I realized. This is not awesome. Man, it's heavy. And that stuff hitting your legs hurt. And it's hot. And it's hot.

And it's hot. And I'm sweating. Yeah. You know. No, I'm just thankful, like, that they'll be surrounded by guys like you all to, and that we are too, so that we're held accountable as parents, you know. So that's a cool thing. we got a cool structure here where we're at.

We're not going to have any accountability issues. Like that's a cool thing. So, you know, yeah, we're ready. It's buckle up. I mean, ready or not, right? I was about to say we're as ready as we can. If you're not ready, you've got about 15 weeks to get there. All right.

No, no. Nobody's ever ready. Yeah, you can't be. No. Because it's like the Bible with Jesus, the mystery. Okay. That's the way childhood is. You've just stepped into the twilight zone, so to speak.

And I mean, sometimes you'll think that too, when you're having those issues with the children when they won't behave. We're just going to look at each other. Oh, no, yeah, you'll thank you in the twilight zone. I'm just going to tell them, quit acting like a mama. I make that joke all the time. He's just trying to get hit. He's trying.

He's just trying to get hit. Ladies and gentlemen. I love you, dear. It's a lot of fun. Okay. I had a lot of fun with my kids. Oh, man. No, it's, yeah.

Yeah, I don't think you can be ready. No. You're not. I wasn't ready when I woke up this morning. This is old years. I just wing it every day. You got a dozen. See what happened.

OJT. On the job training. Yeah. Once you have them, then, hey, you're stuck with them. You do your best. And then you figure it out. Did it figure it out? That's it.

Well, I've been quoted. What did they say on yesterday's podcast? Oh man, that was a good one. Oh, no. I literally woke up and thought of that, too. Yeah. What is known. What is known.

What is manageable. Which is why it's a good thing they told you I all had two, because if two would have just popped out, that would have been. Yeah, I do wonder, you know, we, now granted, ours has been a roller coaster. But back in the day, like, you couldn't even go on a ride. Forget the roller coaster. And you were just kind of like, let's see what happened.

on when the day comes of birth. I just wonder the first person that had twins, like back. Oh, yeah, back in the day? I'm just saying. I probably could figure out like, well, not like at this stage, but like maybe like 30 weeks. You're like, oh, no, there's four feet in here. Yeah, I just wonder like, you know, you get down under center essentially to get ready to catch these kids. And all of a sudden, you're like, well, we got it.

And then you look back and there's another foot coming. You're like, okay, okay. All right. You know, so like for us, we've been fortunate. We've already... We got a problem, Houston, or there's another one in there? Yeah. Yeah, like, you know, we got two cribs already coming and...

Oh, you've got twos of everything, you know, so it's like... But I couldn't imagine, like, back in that day, like, you're prepared for one. And then boom, there's two of them. You're like, oh, boy. It's a good time to be... Despite what people say, it's a good time to be. Well, biologically, though, either way, I think we're done. So there's a lot of kids that need a home.

Yeah, we did talk about adoption. option. So if we feel the need for, yeah, if we feel like a third one needs to finish our family or whatever, the Lord Lee just puts on our heart, we'll go that route with it. You got bunk beds.

We're vibing it out for us. But we're going to start with these two. Biving it out. These two. Yeah. We're going to start. Them old Martin boys. Well, let's take our last break and we'll be back right after this.

I want the name of this podcast episode to be, them old Martin boys. Johnny Dee, what's in that? Yes, we picked on the mailbox. I got a lot of them. Babe, I know you're very familiar with this show. She listens.

Watch it a lot. Everyone. Every Tuesday and Thursday at 6, she's like, ooh, YouTube time. Before we go, have you watched one? Full one? Full, beginning to end. You can be honest. We don't care.

We joke about this all the time, so. Not fully. Yeah, see. No offense taken. I also have a little, my attention span is a little. No, you don't have to defend it. We always make the joke like, we can say whatever we want to about our wives. because y'all aren't watching anyways.

You know, I was actually thinking about that because I was like, should I start listening? No, no, don't. We've never talked about you or your shortcomings or anything about it. And now is not a good time to start. You're way too far back. It's not. Here in the duck call room.

Just let it be. That's hilarious. No, I got, you know what's funny? I was reading them this morning. Life advice, frustration during home projects. And I was like, what a great day to have Brittany and Martin on. Oh, okay. Grady from Catusa, Oklahoma.

He says he loves the advice portion of the show, and he's in need of some. I find that sometimes I get frustrated easily, like we all do, when I do home projects or when I'm trying to fix things around our house, I have a wife, son, and a daughter, and I don't want them to see or notice when I get frustrated while trying to fix what should be easy projects. I also don't ever want to be short with anyone while working on these projects, but at times I feel like I am.

any advice on lowering frustration? Yeah, I'll give him mine. Okay. Some men are not fixers. Okay, I am one of them. Also. So look. I'm a breaker, not a fixer.

Here's my deal. Here's my advice to you. You may not be a fixer. Because if you have trouble with your fixing, okay? Because like, if I, if I. try to fix something, I should have just went ahead and hire whatever, the plumber or the collar plumber. Whatever. Okay, because I'm going to tear up twice what they're going to hate to fix. Yeah. Here, you may not be a fixer. That, that's, this is where our friends over

at YouTube come in extremely handy. Yeah, there you go. Odds are, there are videos that will show you how to fix it. Um, there's some stuff I've learned in the past couple of years. It's one of the things always aggravated me growing up my dad could fix anything mm-hmm anything no no it didn't matter and he could weld he could weld he could he was a carpenter electrician plumber pipe fitter he could do it all he was taught out from from childhood and i got none of that yeah my brain works the complete opposite way like give me some numbers give me some facts let me crunch it all together and everything is good. Give me a hammer and nails and I'm in trouble.

I'm going to hurt myself. I called his dad. Anytime we needed to do something in the house, I didn't. He's right here, but I called his dad. The one trade I did get from my father is he was a terrible teacher. Because he knew how to do it. And he didn't want it to slow him down because he had another thing he needed to be working on. Do we have the same dad?

Probably. My dad can't weld. That's the only different. So he was, and I have that same. if I know how to do it, just please get out of my way. I don't want to take the time to teach you. Those days are about to change. I understand that.

I've never had to do that up until this point. But, yeah, like, that used to aggravate me. But he could fix it. And I can't. And I'm like, sigh, I fully agree. Either get well versed in YouTube on the things that you need to fix or hire it done. Or you probably have a buddy that can help you. And maybe they have a little more patience and can show you how to fix it.

And all that. It's frustrating you, dude. Yeah. So, hey, the frustration is not worth it. Flustrating? Amen. Yeah, because that's not a... Gobwin says it all the time.

My dad says it. He found out like a couple months ago. Well, I ain't real smart in the English language. Oh, you're brilliant. But hey, look, if it's frustrating you, hey, go ahead and hire somebody to do it and pay. It's worth it. You said it should be an easy project.

It might be time for you to say, This ain't easy for me. What's that? Because, like, the other day, my dad's phone was messed up. I took it, fixed it, because I can do those sorts of things. I'm real good at that. I'll take a PlayStation apart and put it back together because I'm weird. And I can fix a computer or anything like that.

But if the kitchen sink has a problem, it's not even the worst start. Lost. It's over there in the kitchen. Now what? Yeah. So. I found it. My porch is falling apart, man.

I can't, like, hammer, nail, I guess. And it's going to look terrible if I do it. Yeah. So, you know, I think size right. Grady, you might not be a fixer. And her dad's the same way. Yeah, my dad's the same way. He's a fireman for the Nashville Fire Department, and he can fix anything.

He can build anything out of wood you want. And that kind of stuff frustrates me to know Ian because it is so difficult for me. And there's not a lot in my life that has been difficult, but that stuff is very difficult for me. And it just, it crawls on me. And then I get mad, just like him. I'll go through the same stage as that boy. talking about. So, a, good news is you're human. Like, you're normal. It's okay. Totally normal. Yeah, it is okay. But, you know, I had a guy one time, and I'll leave it at this, that our ice maker on our

refrigerator. It ain't worked in five years. That thing's the worst. I used to hear stories about that all the time, Brittany. When it first started going out, I hired a guy to come show me, I fix it, like, what to do. And I paid him for his time, but then he showed me. And then, so I kept it working until I just finally got some frustrated with it. I wanted to beat it with a hammer. I do tend to do that. So I'll let it go. But I'll pay somebody to show me how to do it.

And I'll try and sit there and watch them fix it. So that way if it happens again, I might have a change. Yeah, I can hand them screwdrivers and tools and pliers. Oh, you need something about your truck. The fence, Mr. Paul. The fence. I sat out there with Mr. Paul all day helping him fix my fence after the hurricanes last year. And now I have a basic understanding.

of how to fix my fence gate if something were to go wrong. But I paid him for his time and he was happy to do it. And so maybe you just need to do that. Hire somebody that you know or you can talk to that will show you. Yep. But be prepared. You don't have to. Training ain't free.

Like don't expect a buddy deal. Pay them for their time. That's totally cool. They have a skill set that we don't. I like it. You got time for another? No, let's wrap it up. Let's wrap it up.

Ladies and gentlemen, Emily, we'll probably get to you on the next episode because I really liked your email. All right, I got a Bible verse. It starts with the word two because it's the twin episode. And them old Martin boys, I can see them using this verse often. Ecclesiastes four, nine through 12. Two are better than one because they have a good return for their labor. If either of them falls down, one can help the other up.

But pity anyone who falls and has no one to help them up. Also, if two lie down together, they will keep warm. but how can one keep warm alone? Though they may be overpowered, two can defend themselves. And this is where you parents come in. A cord of three strands is not quickly broken. There we go.

Them two twins going to have each other for life. It's a bond. It is a bond. That's awesome. Send us out of here, Martin. Thank you all for joining us today. With another announcement. Babe, thank you for joining us today.

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We out of here. Hey, hey, this is a big announcement. Well, we can't hear you unless you get in front of the mic. Well, hey, I want to get your attention. Well, you got it. Hey, look, the announcement is, Jepa Ttoe and Jess have finally come to their senses and are leaving Texas and returning back to their roots

to rejoin the family here in West Monroe, Louisiana. Jepa has returned. Jepika. Jeppaca. Hallelujah. I miss my home. I miss the mud, and I miss my family. Welcome back.

You know what that means? More treasure hunts for you know. That's why you came back, tell the tree. That's a big part of it. And the women are throwing a welcome home party. I'm down for a party. You are all invited cordially. Not just invited.

Cordially. But hey, look, I got a letter to the other day. I'm a young man. Hi, Uncle Cy, Mr. Murray, Mr. Jace, and Mr. Jip. I'm 11-year-old, just started treasure hunting. I usually go back in my backyard down by the creek. If you could go anywhere to treasure hunt, where would you actually go? Your friend Timothy, hamburger.

Bucket list hunt. I would say I'd like to go over to England. Because over there you'll find a coin that might just say like four. From England? From the BK? No, I think it's the UK. UK? Okay.

Well, I do with a K in it. Yeah. Easy. I'd like to go to Jamaica, man. Pirates. Or Turks and Caicos. Just anywhere where there's a beach. What about it, Murray?

My holy grail is Delhi, Louisiana. Well, Mary, you can do that on the way home. Why would you want to go there? Jesse James. Jesse James. Well, I thought Jesse James operated in Missouri. He did. With the whole of the wall game.

Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. But when it got too hot up there, when the posse was getting close, they came down. He had relatives in Delhye. Well, it was Deerfield at the time, Delphi. But that's where he came to lay up and, hey, he might have buried something. One coin from Jesse James would be the best fine we made. Just one. Well, that's the deal. We'll go try to find wherever Jesse James was going to and so. Do you have any ideas about that? Oh, yeah.

According to my research, the treasurer located just a couple of miles from Poverty Point. Have you all been there? I've seen like fourth grade, but I really don't remember us. Just right here in our back door. I've driven by it. I've actually never stopped in. It's an over 3,000-year-old late archaic site originally built by Native Americans. It's awesome.

I mean, the way you're talking, this sounds like something I need to see. It's a win-win. We get to see this awesome place and celebrate this history, and we maybe find it. and Jesse James's treasurer. Now you're speaking my language. I'm in, let's go. I'm ready to go right now. You in? Yeah, we're going for the gusto.