Duck Call Room - Justin Martin Pulled Over by Texas State Trooper

Episode Date: April 28, 2026

Uncle Si’s new teeth come with an unexpectedly silly side effect, and Martin shares how he got pulled over in Texas for what might be the lamest reason ever. Godwin is stunned to hear his long-lost fishing gear has turned up in a pawn shop across the country. John-David rallies the guys to go on a mission to fulfill Miss Kay’s latest wish. Duck Call Room episode #547 is sponsored by: https://storyworth.com/duck — Order RIGHT NOW and save up to $20! https://myphdweightloss.com — Find out how Godwin is losing weight! Visit the website or call 864-644-1900 and mention "Godwin" to get 2 weeks free in the program! https://preborn.com/duck — Visit the PreBorn! website or dial #250 and use keyword BABY to donate today. https://rocketmoney.com/duck — Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Welcome to the gar. Look at there. Gar hole. What's the person's name? Caitlin. Caitlin sent us a gar statue with a button. And when you press the button, it says, there you go.

There you go. Look. What a old and God. And she also sent us some snacks too back here. Oh, yeah. God can get in. Christmas trees. Christmas tree.

It is April. It's your birthday, man. There's a birthday, man. There's a bunch. There's some, but there ain't no Christmas tree. There's a birthday, K. It's almost your birthday. Hold on.

Get them a birthday cake. Only a birthday cake. Happy birthday to you. I wouldn't sing it. I didn't know you could sing. I can't. I can't totally tune in a bucket. You just did?

A shocking development, I'm going to give you two because they're going to fall apart. They're going to fall apart. They didn't ship well. Fall apart. Oh, wow, those look good. Hey, that looks like a Christmas tree. Yeah, try one. A little squirched.

That looks like a Christmas. Watch his face, folks. Watch his face. Watch his face, boys. You got some homemade brownies in there, too. I bet they're going to be good. Hey, them, I appreciate the sentiment. I bet you they're going to be good.

Did you eat? Plastic? Some of the icing. Is the icing any good? Hanging on. Hey, we can make one of them ASMR videos that are so popular. There's people driving down the road.

Uncle Si eats ASMR. Listening to Si, lick a little Debbie rapper. America, maybe. Gotta love it. I ain't squeezing it out of there like a popsicle. You got a knife over that you've been playing with all morning. You could cut the wrapper open.

We don't want to do the knife, do you? I don't, well, I don't want to listen to you, squeeze that out that pack. No. Well, I understand them ASMR videos are a big thing. They are not my cup of tea. This is the worst.

Why do people like listening to noises? And like, they like listening to other people eat. He likes them. And I don't understand. Hey, Mikey, he likes them. Pretty good. Oh, pretty good means it's great.

Yeah. I know him. Oh, yeah. Because that ain't much, he'll keep eating. Yeah. How does that treat them new teeth? He's too busy. He's busy.

I ain't got time to tell you. What are we here? He's eating. Hey, speaking of, no time. It has nothing to do with no time. Yesterday, I was in my driveway, getting my golf cart ready to go poach a couple ponds that aren't owned by me,

aka Willie and Big Dave. Yeah. And I see this car like circling in front of my house. Circling? How is it circle in front of your house? Well, there's the boulevard there, and they, like, turned around real fast, and then they were just staring at me,

and I was staring at them, and I was like, who are these people? And then the window rolled down and they pulled in the driveway and Ms. Kay was just lean back. Oh. And the page of her, she said, God, David.

Oh, yeah. She was taking some of her friends around to see everybody. She was headed to Jep's house and she saw me and she stopped and talked for a while. She said, nobody still brought her some crappie, Godwin,

because she was dependent on Jace. So we need to cook Ms. Kay some crappie. We can do it. And we need, You're just going to have to take the load off of her sons because they can't pull it off. The Lord knows they're busy. I can't go till tomorrow. But she said, he still ain't.

She goes, are you going fishing? I said, yes, ma'am. She goes, Jay still hadn't brought me any croppy. I don't think there's any crappie left in Willie's Pond. I think they ate them. All right, Swiss and go catch them big old copper-n-n-old brim. Yeah. Microphone there.

If you get the crappie. Well, she wants a crappie. we need to get her one. If you bring her brim, she'll eat her brim. I'll catch her some crappy tomorrow. All right. There. Assignment given, assignment.

I knew I could make something happen. Assignment. If I got to go. If I got to go. If you're going to make me, I guess I'll go. We got to get Ms. Kay some. She did say she just had some catfish. I would like somebody to guess where Kay went to eat catfish.

Catfish. Miss Kay. At the fish house. Incorrect. No, because that's too obvious. This is going to be. Nope, incorrect. What?

She didn't go to Captain D. No, he, just, it kind of hurt my feelings that this is where she resorted to to go get fish. Where? I don't know where you can get catfish. I didn't know you could get catfish here. Okay. So it's not, it's not any of them. Johnny's pizza.

No. No, they ain't got catfish. So it's not any of the great local establishments we have. It's not Scott. Not catfish. is our value not the fish house they get the fish house what she does she get catfish at outback or something you're getting dangerously close really yeah cracker barrel there it is now i will say i've had the catfish at cracker barrel hold on the black they have like a blackened or grilled catfish you went to the crapper

barrel and got catfish well yeah i mean it seemed like a better decision than chicken fried chicken or whatever the only thing the cracker barrel is good for is puzzles yeah it's what What puzzles? Yeah, I got the little puzzle thing on the... Oh, the puzzle. Blaine Egnoramoo. No, no, no. I'm a genius.

I get it every time. I crack that code. You go to the crapper barrel? No, I haven't been in... I don't know how long. I'm just saying I've eaten... It's either grilled or blackened catfish. And is it good?

It was good. I think I remember the menu saying blackened. When did you go to Cracker Barrel? That's been a yon's goal. Yeah. I mean, I couldn't tell you. really could not tell you. The last time I went,

they were still giving you like unlimited biscuits and cornbread. I think you got to ask for that stuff now. What? Or one basket or something, then they charge you or something stupid. Something goofy,

yeah. I haven't been there in forever. That has been there in forever. That's good. That's good. But I figured out how to make it at home, so it's, you know. So then he don't know how they don't eat.

They'll go there. Mm-hmm. You know how to make that? Oh, yeah. Back here at home. Send it over. Well, I'm just kind of against restaurants

that just, you know, it's just regular breakfast food. Yeah. And there's no chance of like a fight breaking out, like Waffle House. Yeah. There's a nostalgia there. I'm just not a cracker barrel guy. No, I mean, yeah. They made us a lot of money back today, though.

They sold them much of our Dug Dynasty stuff. Yeah, they did. They did all right. Our demographic. I feel like I'm just bashing our whole demographic right now. They did all right. Everybody did. I just feel like.

The pharmacy. What's that pharmacy? Dup Bird. They sold Duck Dynasty. hey can you pick up my prescription and give me a duck call on the way out really a pharmacy was that wall green wall green yeah get you a duck call yeah what's your prescription yeah they don't do that no more no no they ain't got that now here's your pills here's your duck call it's just every day in the life aside that's what you tell the game one here's my duck call here's my

pill i'm gonna take the pill you play with a duck call the game boy that way you're doing something he unplugged himself okay that's all I love it that's when you know you're talented I did all I did was roll it with my foot and unplugged he said all he did was roll it with his foot you've been kicking and slamming stuff

your mistake you know my mistake you slept all weekend didn't you and oh I didn't sleep last night worth the flip really yeah well I just I didn't get into it. He hasn't quit moving since we got here. I didn't know.

I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't. You know, my mistake and I'm sorry means the same thing. My mistake and I'm sorry. Except that a few. My mistake and I'm sorry. He said except for the few.

I don't use them words. Yeah. Oh yeah, you're Robertson. There ain't neither one of them ever rolled off. That's right. Hey, I don't use it. What is that? What is that?

Yeah. That's, oh my goodness gracious. Huh? What are you kicking? He can't. That's why I say it. I don't understand. It's like a snake.

It's wrapping around my foot. What were you doing out until midnight also? I play a poker. It was my birthday. When's your birthday? Well, we're done it to 19th, which was Sunday night. Oh, yeah. But the real day is 27.

Yeah, it's not for a way. You hear about that? And Phil, I'm proud. And Fields is 24. 24? But two years apart. Who's is, is somebody? tomorrow?

When's Willys? Willys is right here. Willie's birthday. There's about five of us that is in April. Well, Willie and Missy are the same day. The Earth Day, the 22nd. Twenty-second. Is that one day?

There's all the 22nd. Twenty-second. And then, okay. Yeah. That's wild. William and Corey's, I mean, Willie and Missy's is 22nd. Bill's is 24th.

My is 27th. Brittany's and Paulus is the 30th. Benz's is the 26th. Boy. When does this air? July the 4th. There's a lot of people born in April. They party on July 4th.

There you go. July 4th, babies. Yeah. There you go. Is that what it was? Bombs bursting in air. Gets me excited. Fireworks.

You know I love the 4th of July. Everybody's partying. There ain't nothing better. Can I tell you how fired up I am for this summer, by the way? The 4th of July, the 250th one we've ever had. with the World Cup going on, even though we stink. It's going to be a magical summer of red, white, and blue clothing every day. Martin, I never know what to get my mom for Mother's Day, and she's always been there for me.

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New teeth. I did. I did sleep last night. Is that why you've been wearing these various shades of blue? Well, hey, no, my lovely wife, bless her heart, she went to shopping, and I guess she liked what she saw. I've got about five more shirts coming, too. Ooh. Yeah. Use coat duck at checkout, everybody.

Look like Uncle Si. Yeah. But blue is one of my good colors. It is. It just really clashes with Johnny D's shoes. Ain't nothing wrong with it. These are the coolest shoes in the whole wide world. Stick them up there.

Let the folks of YouTube see. Johnny D is just like I am with soft. What made you think? I'm going to buy me some of it. I didn't buy these. That's right. These are a trophy. He reminds me of that dragon that I have.

They should clearly remind you of the Jurassic Park vehicle. Oh, it reminds me. It says Jurassic Park on the. tongue. Oh, I don't want to hear it. It reminds me if I drag it on my silk. It reminds me, you know what it reminds me of? A fire tiger chug bug. Those are tight. That's like Willie. That's like Willie and his fire boots. No, these are way cooler than those ugly things. Willie bought motorcycle boots and doesn't even know how to ride a motorcycle. Thank you.

Willie don't know. I bought basketball shoes and I can't. I don't know how to ride nothing. Okay. No, these are, these are. He got in my car and liked to kill himself. that's true there's blood on the wall up there that there's blood in the wall no these are the classic Jurassic Park uh oh that's what that is yeah where does a where does a man find those oh you got to be online at nine o'clock in the morning on the right day to buy these suckers okay these were a special edition drop a special audition only but see in my fantasy football league of which i was the champion every there's no entry that is a fantasy when you win and

everybody else has to just buy you a certain, just a nice pair of shoes and they get to choose. So I probably, did I know that these came out? Of course I did. Did you send it in the group text? No, I didn't. But did I get an alert that it was time to buy them and did I sit there and go, do I really want to spend $130 on these and go, no, I'm not going to, but I wish I would have. And then two days later, here they are. Okay. Because my friends know me well.

All right, Dan. It's interesting. They, a small mouth would eat them. I'll just say that. You can cover all that. You'd hit them now. They got the right colors. Yeah.

They got your right color. Oh, Norby caught some big small mouth up there on Kentucky Lake. What? That's a pretty fish. Smallmouth house is. That's a pretty Jeep Cherokee. I wonder if I can buy one of those. I almost bought the other Jeep from Jurassic Park one time.

I found it on Facebook. book. Which one? The little CJ? Tane and red one. Ah. The actual one? Not the actual.

I couldn't afford that. Like somebody took an old Jeep and just painted it like that. Allmouth bass is just like a Navy SEALs. They look like a frog. How? That's what I said. They like a Navy SEAL. They never give up.

Never give up. Never give up. That ain't in their vocabulary. They're the chicken pan of the brim world, bass world. Oh. That's what Paul. calls chicken pins chicken pins chicken pins chicken pins i feel like i should know the answer to this big old chicken

pins why do we not have small mouth down here is it just too hot hot hot i always just kind of figured they can't live in it yeah they need you got him in arkansas yeah i knew that but i was like what if i go throw a load of small mouth and you know let's just pretend willie's pond that's die no would they not make it Nope. I found it for sale and it is only $75,000. $70,000? $7,500. I almost feel it's irresponsible not to buy it.

Well, that's not an original. We can make this a timeshare. Hunter, are you in? Time check. He's in. There's one issue. It is in Switzerland. Oh, I'm about to say, yeah,

because I was looking at the writing on that gas pump. I don't know what it says. So I don't know how much shipping would be on a Grand Cherokee. Let's just go pick it up. Look, right, put it back. Put it back. Say the gas is normal and super. Normal and super.

That's what it says. Normal and super. Big fan, big fan of classic Americana, though, whoever it is, a Florida license plate, Arizona. And a Jurassic Park Cherokee. Route 66. And Coca-Cola. Route 66, baby. Oh, you saying.

Break the tour. Is that the only one? I can't find any more. I'm looking. I'm going to buy one of these. Is that where they're from? I mean in Switzerland. I wouldn't mind going to Switzerland.

They got good cheese. I went to Switzerland one time and got the cheese fondue, and it is good. It's kind of like nachos for fancy people. Did you hear them yodling over? Never heard of yoddle. But if I did, I would have been excited. I always like the Ricola commercials. Those are good ones.

I wasn't in Switzerland long. What's in big long? What's in big long? horns, the barrel of it sits on the ground. A Switzerland. They blow them in Australia. No, that's Australian. Duh.

Did you do? Yeah, that's... Oh, a didger. The Althorn. Originally a shepherd's tool. Yeah, that's the didger he did. I didn't know if I was a horn or a pipe. The alphorn explained in two minutes by a very goofy

looking Switzerland what's it called Althhorn a what Alfhorn Alf I like that movie Al that was a TV show

did they make it a movie Honor they're an Alf movie wasn't it like Alf goes to space or something wasn't there

something kind of weird Project Alf sci-fi comedy in space hour and 35 minutes that's where he came I'm a shame for knowing that

I guess he's on that other oh man I've had to listen to this again. This is a random episode, gang. It is. Did you all have, like, caffeine before coming in? I drank an energy drink. I had a double espresso.

And I ate an uncrustable, which is my new favorite thing. What? Uncrustible. They're for children. Explain. Peanut butter and jelly sandwich. But they're frozen. Then you thaw it out and eat it, and it's just perfect.

But they have one that's honey. Yeah. Well, I can't have it. You're going to get it. You can't have... Like that. Why can... He said you're going to get fat like that.

Yes. You say what he's eating. You're going to get fat like that? He don't have to worry about it. Once you're... I ain't going to get fat. What... How old are you about to be?

78. Yeah, once you're 78, you ain't worried about it. Fat, skinny, who cares? Plus, he got some new teeth, man. Eat what, yeah. I mean, if I went that long with 12 teeth, I'd eat whatever I wanted. That's 78. I got 13 years.

These teeth are really nice. 13 years, I can eat what I want to. They really are. Yeah, because, I mean, at that point. They've got a little lot. Frinkles? Sprinkles. And I can crunch them.

He hadn't. Those used to always just slide on past. Had to just melt them down in your mouth. You couldn't, I couldn't even feel them. Yeah. You didn't know them went through till you took a dump the next day. It looked like a party in the pot. Yeah.

break down pretty cold. Well, it didn't straight from Christmas tree, but it was really good. Birthday cake bars for the birthday boy. There you go. It worked. And he's already had his party that I didn't know about. Yeah, we didn't even get invited. We kind of did.

No, we got invited. We did. Oh, you may not have. It was very much in passing, and then I just got a picture. It was like, why aren't you here? And I was like, I ain't playing poker with him, no way. Well, they boil crawfish first. Oh, did they?

Well, I ought to come eat something. I got a video of you just singing, which. Well, hey, I'm a good singer. Oh, yeah, I did get invited. I remember now, but I was gone. I was in Kentucky. I was too, yeah. I was.

I was. I was, I'm loud and I'm proud. I feel good. Hey, I got two something. Hey, I'm like meatloat. Two out of three ain't bad, baby. He's just like James Brown. And meatloaf.

And meatloaf. And meatloaf. Yeah. Yeah. I can see that. Oh, yeah. Since I've been on this Ph.D. My energy is soaring. I got in that arm slinging group with Paula. Use power walking? Yeah. There you go. Yeah, less out of breath. And look, this is the best thing.

Where I got on that sugar, I had to take that meds. Uh-huh. It's gone. It's gone. Because I lost all this weight. I bet fishing's even easier. It is easier. Jumping in and out of the truck's easier. Everything's easier. There you go. Well, how long you've been doing it? Ten weeks. I'm down 24 pounds, and I'm feeling better than I have in a long time. I like that it's a different program than any other program, the way they give you recipes and tell you what to eat and what not to eat, and you've got to cope. If you stay the course, you'll lose three or four pounds a week.

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What was you doing? I apparently, I had my crew set on 72, and apparently it changed to 65. Oh, come on. I got hit for 72 and a 65. What a weak speed. I know. Why even waste the time? And then he didn't even give me a ticket.

Oh, I got a proper warning. Well, that's good. Proper warning. An official warning. Was he wearing a- What did you tell you? Hey, what did you tell you?

Slow down there, young man. Texas. Texas. Texas. Yeah, highway patrol. Texas Highway Patrol. I went through five states yesterday. On a car?

How many tickets you get? Kentucky, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Louisiana. Is that right? That's that goofy little interchange up there. I was in. I was in. I was in.

out on them borders, yeah? Yeah. Where did you go fishing? Kentucky Lake. Oh, okay. Catch you anything? You bet you. Begging.

Big ones? They ain't spawned up there yet. Oh. Huh. Yeah. I couldn't believe I got a... Kentucky Lake is back, baby. What?

No. It used to be, but not anymore. Not anymore. I had a bad experience with Kentucky Lake. That's not my fault. They backed the boat down and they didn't put the, plug

plug to you. That was your job. No, I wasn't. Wasn't my boat? I didn't have to do it. I was a guest. And then they said, I said, hey, pull it up.

I'm getting wet. Well, I'll be. I'll put it up and let it drain, then they put the plug in, and then we get it. Did you blame it on me and got one? Because there's this one time. I don't remember who I blamed it.

Robertson boats sank and me and Galvin got blamed for. I gave him a piece of my mind. for getting the wet. Them two fat boys didn't put the plug in. Right. Two fat boys sunk the boat. Too fat boys sunk the boat. Too many honey bunnies.

Yeah, now they'd just be one. Right. Yeah. Gobbing in that fat boy. You guys need to hear this. All right. Let's hear. What do we need to hear?

Hear ye, hear you. I'm just reading random emails inside. I don't. Well, I like the title. You guys need to hear this. Well, what do we need to hear? Braden, good work on your title. I don't know what he's talking about is the problem.

Braden's from Idaho. He's a twin. Mm-hmm. But his twins... I got twin grandbabies. His twin's a girl. So he's like Hunter. Is he speaking in tongues?

What? Well, you said you don't understand him. He's tongue-in-old. I just don't remember this part of Duck Dynasty. Oh. Oh, tell us about it. What do we talk about? I wasn't there, so that might be why.

What are we talking about? They love Duck Dynasty. personally his favorite part is the bachelor party with the guns and cannon oh yeah i enjoyed that was that your bachelor party yeah my big shout out for the invite yeah um he has a question like i made the guest list for the tv show was the flower actually willie's all-purpose flower i don't know what he's talking about and i don't know why we need to hear well is it flower I just remember shooting the gun. What?

It's flower. F-L-O-W-E-R-R-F-L-O-U-R. F-L-O-U-R. Oh, what I don't know what you tell about it. I don't know what you tell about it. Did y'all use flour? I don't. The only flower thing I remember was dumping it on Jason's head.

I use gum powder. Yeah, we shot a bunch of old gum. Maybe we were shooting, maybe we were shooting into flower. The best one of that was when we shot from a cannon. I don't remember that. Yeah, now the cannon was putting it in the, The cannon. The cannon was wild. That was. That guy said, is there any houses

over? I said, yep. I like the way that thing, I like the way that thing went down there, whistling. What was that last part? I can't do it again. They assumed because... Hold on. Can we pause for just a moment to realize how well sack and whistle and his mouth is all different than it used to be? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

That was impressed. That was a great whistle. Well, no, no, look, I had to learn how to eat all over again. Hey, do you whistle when you talk, man? No, but when I sing, yes, he does. When I hit a certain note, it's something about these new teeth. When I hit a note, it really sounds good.

No, no. It's humble, too. It's like I've got a harmonica or something. What note is that? What note is that? I couldn't tell you that. What note? Sing us a bit.

No, I couldn't tell you. Sing us up there, Fergie and Jesus. Let's go. What? Come on. What did you think sounded so good? What did you sing when you were like, yeah. I was singing it.

Louisiana moon. Louisiana moon. What is that? I really thought we were going with. Avery's, I think, Avery's dad wrote out, you know, in the 50s. Anytime. But it's a beautiful song. It was the number one, but it didn't do it.

Justice. No, worldwide, you know. Just in the parish. Yeah. It's a really pretty song. Number one in Oak Grove. What are you talking about? Louisiana Moon.

Yeah. I'll have to look that one up. That's what God will show everybody when he's walking around a cemetery. I have to say, me and I do a fabulous job saying. You are just fabulous at that. Well, no. Hunter had something to say about how you talk now, Hunter. Anytime you say anything with an S in it, you do a small whistle because I had to put

a new audio filter on you. Really? Yes. I had to put a new audio filter on you to keep it down. Can you say, like, seashell, sea sales by the seashore, go. Well, no. Say it. No.

Say it. Buses. I have said it. My wife's got to fall. She had trouble pronouncing everything with the end. She can't say it. Right. What about you?

Yeah, you're telling me that I'll whistle when I'll say the word. Whistles. It's got a. I thought you whistled while you weren't. I used to love all the old men at church. You could tell when they had dentures because they'd whistle with them sys. That's where all that come from.

Dentures made folks whistle back in the day. Apparently so to fake teeth. Yeah, there you go. Anybody brings up the word whistle. Whistle. What's the Beverly Hill? What's the good-looking blonde? Ellie Mae.

Ellie Mae? Yeah, I don't know what her. Amen, huh? Hey, she'll bust your eardrums. Whistling. Really? Oh, what are you talking about? I don't remember what.

Philip brought her. We was doing something. Donna Douglas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember this. No, no. All the side and inside, Emily May, we're on stage together.

You know, and he brought her in there and like an idiot. I don't remember if it was me or somebody else, I think it was me. You know, and I said something about, hey, do that whistle. When she was standing her out beside me

did it and like the blowed by ears out. Really? So you're talking, you know, I just immediately went God. That was down. He wouldn't.

I thought that was a fake whistle. No. No, that girl. Hey, Paul. Hey, shit, yeah. No, no. Oh. Hey, look.

Hey. Wow. You know what yours sound like? Very little. Hey, if you should have done that the microphone, I'd have been death. I'm deaf. Hey, because you're talking about, hey.

I didn't hear that in my ears. You got high frequency hearing loss. Hey. Why are we whistling? Hunter is having a panic attack. My mom whistle like that, though, put them fingers in her mouth. Oh, no. Everybody, she's done it at what?

She's done two fingers. Yeah, she's done something like it. That's how my mom whistled. When she hit it, it was like she had some kind of winkle in her mouth. I've never understood this. I couldn't believe she made that sound. I'm not good at making. I can't see it.

This golden thing. There's a little hand can of smell. What? Look, and it's about. Who done that? If this was circular. That is solid round, that'd be about the size of it. It's just a little bit of can.

Oh, the old powder snuff? Oh, yeah. Yeah, you can drill a hole. Granny has a collectible glasses. Drill a hole through both sides. And then you got a quail whistle. You sound just like a Bob White. Yeah.

Sounds just, I mean just like one. We're sitting on the porch and call them up. Call it in quail? Call them up and they come into the yards. You whack them? No. Oh. Y'all just looking at them?

That's like, that's like, no, he'd rather have starling. That's like when we're duck hunting, feels, feels, uh, Maller Drake called. Yeah, yeah. With backwater and, hey, we sit in a boat in the middle of backwater in the woods to call Miley Drake's up with a weapon. Now, we whacked them. Look, I remember the first time at the doctor when we heard the boy's heartbeat for the first time. And I remember all the feelings that went through as like excitement.

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Your cowboy. Because I want to be a cowboy, babe. We got to teach Jacob. If a sport is eight seconds, you do not need a minute and 14 seconds. That's one of him humpback bull. Get off your pockets. Rate it, Godwin. Terrible.

He's on his pocket humped over. You got a sticky. chest out, pushing pool. What is he doing? I don't know. He comes out. He comes out. Hold on.

If you were struggling to have children before, this ain't going to hell. He's going down. He's going down, boys. Them lunging, plunging, bowled, hard to ride anyway. But that one ain't even, that was just running. Yeah. Yeah, no.

He ain't bucking much. He ain't even got a rope around the tree. What it is, they didn't tighten the strap. Tighten the strap. Yeah. But usually they tighten the strap. Is that Christian with him? And them shorty shorts?

Yeah. And the face paint, make sure nobody. I like the clown. He wore the full protective gear. When I did that, I did it in Oak Grove. And it was like, I was wearing tennis shoes and shorts. I ain't doing that. I remember when they got me in a stupid car. You can pay like 50 bucks to jump on one.

When we was doing the rodeo thing for Duck Dynasty, I got the barrel. Hey. Yeah. That'll be rough. I remember that. I got a picture. Carl's got a rough lie, boys.

Getting in out of that barrel is rough. Yeah, we did that rodeo. That steer drug me all across that, that damn arena. You got to let go. They said, just grab him and flip him. I was like, okay. Yeah, grab him and flip him. Oh, you like, jump on top of one?

You got to get your feet. No, I did the cheating style because I obviously ain't riding a horse. So you just stand by the shoot and they open a shoot and that sucker takes off and you grab him by the head. And let me tell you what you do then. but hold on you hold on you hold on and pray he surrenders first i was trying to dig my heels on that dirt and that sucker drug me around that thing uh i got him on take two though i wasn't ready take one i didn't know what i was getting into man i ain't never i ain't i am not a cowboy that's bad on your knees hey we did see that's rough laugh we saw one of them regulation rodeos though

coming back uh driving across texas i mean this was an arena out the middle of nowhere. Yeah. Regulation, and there was, I mean, I mean, I don't know.

There was. Dust and mud? There was a roar. Was it on Sunday? No, it was a Friday night. But it was, man, it was a bunch of people

out in the middle of nothing. I was impressed. I said, man, if I had time, I'd go slide up there. It just looked cool. Like, it's one of them deals you always, I don't know,

it was a rodeo or. You'll be amazed. I don't know what it was. It's just a big arena full of people. It was in between like Stephenville and Glenn Rose, Glen Rose, Texas, the home of all the dinosaurs, the dinosaur home of Texas, by the way.

I'm going. I bet you they was cooking some steak. My shoes. They got dinosaur statues everywhere. Apparently there's like petrified dinosaur footprints in the river or something. All we got to do is get some DNA and then it's on, boys. Glenn Rose, Texas. You know why dinosaurs can't clap their hand?

They're dead. what they're what they're dead they're dead speaking of antiques that's the second time guy once made a dead joke today first one was crazy that won't make it gang I never can't remember where it was that what a meteor right hit there and made a crater

that's in Arizona and it's no it's the moon and a guy built him a big lodge right on the lip. And the hole was the basement. Yeah. And like this is like 200 acres. Okay.

That's a big half. You come off of the lip and I'm talking about down and then, you know, 200 acres, a hole, big hole. With pig hunting. I don't know. Thorough does. That's where Thor's hammer fell, I think, wasn't it? Bridget shot one.

She wounded it. And all you could hear. was just him sharpening them teeth. He's out there in the wood as she shot him squealing and all you could hear it, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click. I'm going to bite you.

Y'all, and Bridget said, we're going to go look for him and the guy said, no. Do you hear that click, click, click, click? He said, that's him out there. That's him out there mad. I was reading he squeals there once in a while, but he's just steadily sharpening him teeth.

How about that? Godwin, have you ever been to Smithport, Pennsylvania? I don't know. I've been to Pennsylvania. Well, Danny sent an email in. What did he say? He was at an antique store in Smithport, Pennsylvania. And he found a Godwin fishing pole for sale,

which I thought was probably just the one with your face on it. Huh. It is not. If you go to Pennsylvania, you can buy a catfish setup that was owned and fished with by John Godwin from Duck Dynasty for a hundred. $150. Well, I'll be.

I was wondering where that went. Really? No, I don't, I have no idea what that is. It's a silver cat. It's a B&L. Oh, speaking about that. Is that yours? Hey, well, you go to the Mississippi and fish with him guys that way?

No. What's the biggest one you ever caught? I wasn't had a spinning reel on a bait casting rod. That sounds like what I'd pull. And I tried to pull it in. I bought that creepy doll back here. And it wouldn't sell it to it. Did you see that creepy doll?

There's a lot of stuff going on in Smithport, Pennsylvania. You can buy a water buffalo or? I need to call him to tell him I was stole. I want it back. Look at that doll. Oh, that's disturbing, Martin. What was that? Almost as disturbing as that cat.

He murders people. That doll does. I want that dairy queen sign on the wall. That dairy queen's on the wall. Chuckie, Chuckie, how was Chuckie? That wasn't Chuckie. Yeah, that was Chuckie, redheaded, man. Chuckie's redheading, I was.

Hey, he's a killer. The original toy story, Chuckie. Chuckie. Hey, back to the Mississippi River. Guys you fished with catfishing, what's the biggest catfish you call? Bill Dank. Well, no, you fish with somebody else. Bill Dance.

On the river. Yeah, but it doesn't, if you go catfishing with Bill Dance, and if anybody asks you, hey, who is that? with you automatically start with Bill Dan's just to prove it. Well, well, what did you and Bill Danes? Yeah,

that's kind of like putting it on the table. They called, what George Young called a hundred pounder while I was there. That's a great cat there. And I went fishing with Roy Hart. Blue cat? Yeah. And seven.

I fin or just regular blue? Do I give up? Was he white or blue? He was blue. Okay. So blue. Well, he was gray. If he was green.

he would die. I did catch a white op, though. It was white. It didn't have pink eyes. It was just white. I bet he's pretty. Bell dance asked me, he said, can you fish in 73 feet of water?

I said, you got 74 feet of line? Yeah. You got to wait and 74 feet of line? I can. I got you something even more amazing. Uh-oh. This has gone super viral over the weekend. It's all over the internet.

My man caught a bass. Whoa, get out of the way. I've seen that. My man threw his bass pro shop's hat down on the ground too. Look at that, Cy. Oh, Gator got him? Yeah. Hold on.

That his bag. Watch it again. Oh, I didn't see what was coming. That was rare. Look at that sucker coming up after him. Wait a second There you come No, never mind

I can't use the idea Of me, fellas Wow Look, you just let it go though Because you get to see Something you've never seen before Yeah

Video of a gator And a crock In the same video Hey Well, that's a big man He's here all week Look at him Look at it

Look at it My man didn't have His shoe in full-wheel drive His bass pro hat Laying on the bank Yeah You want to talk about Didn't expect that one

Now he's fishing To lose his rod and reel Because the bait's in that bass His mouth Yep. You better go get you cricket back. I would pee my pants if that happened to me. Yeah, Gary.

I would just flip the fish. They're like high-fiving. That was probably, and that was a big fish. That's a good one. Yeah, that was about seven. Hold on. What did you just say? I would say that gator has done that before.

Yeah, that wasn't his first time. Now, he knew what he was doing. Look at that jump. And then watch how fast is Gator coming. Now get him. No, see, they let him do that. Oh, yeah. They've trained that game.

Yeah. They've trained him. They took it towards him. Why would you walk towards an alligator? Yeah. I smell. Well, I smell a seven or eight pounder. He looks like he's proud of him.

He's a four-pounder. That was a seven or eight-pounder. Seven-or-eight? Nah. You think that was a seven-eight pound? That was seven-eight pounds, I guarantee. When he was sits there shopping on him, His mouth's wide.

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We shot three or four gaddawals. There's one over in field. I shoot the cripple. It's just ducks on top of the water, spinning. Yeah. He's dead, but he's spinning. And we've been walking by this stupid. We thought it was a log, about 12 foot long.

We thought it was a log. That thing just got spinning faster and faster, faster, and finally just like a court. One under. And then what we thought was a log. Wasn't there anymore? No, started moving off. And we, hey, we tried to be Jesus

because him both tried to walk on water. I imagine. Hey. Hey. Do you make it? Yeah. Oh, we got away from it. What happened here?

Watch this one. This is a good one too. This was pretty viral over the last week, too. This kid's yelling at his dad because he's caught a monster. Got a monster. I got a monster. Anything more American than that right there. That's what I'm going.

I ain't got no shirt at on. Oh, yeah. That's a big. Look at him. That's a big it. That kid. He's fired up. It was bigger than him, and he had to just sit there with it on the bank

to his dance show the four wheel around. That's a big. Oh, man. That's a sad. That's awesome. What a good time to fit. I can't wait. Get them girls walking the bank.

Oh, yeah. Well, yeah. It's an experience. If them boys are anything like it, it's an experience. Just watch out for hooks. It don't change. They get the, uh. Oh, I had it, Johanna.

Go, go ahead and. that barb down. Well. So you can at least take it out of yourself pretty easy. So it'll come out easier than that one and you flip-flop the other day. Yeah. What happened was in there, boy? Why'd they have a braid on a...

Where's it is? It's right here. There it is. It's still in here. Yeah, I stuck it in your microphone, didn't I? Godwin. Don't. Never ask why they had braid.

Yeah, don't. Nobody goes by the book. Come hang out with me for a couple hours and you'll realize people. just winging it. It's got a regulation. Not. Fish aren't that smart. It's like a palomar.

Yeah, if you go sit at that table at the honeyhole and just watch what people buy. People do not go by the book. Don't have to. Fish aren't that smart. Just throw something in the water. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

You try to educate them and they look at you like you don't. That's a problem. It works. I guarantee you that thing caught a fish. They knew what they're doing. Or they use Google one. Oh, they use Google. Yeah, I gotta go catch some fish tomorrow.

Oh, gone it. Poor soul. What's you doing tomorrow, Bottle? I'm going to work. What's you doing tomorrow? I'm going to go catch some fish. Oh, are you saying it wrong? You're going to work too.

Yeah. You got to make that content, man. I don't have to work tomorrow. Are they biting? Tomorrow ain't work. Are they at least biting? They work. They're going.

good. I noticed I drove over Darbonne Lake to the parking lots were full so I figured they was fighting. Saturday? Stoke Creek Bridge is closed. Yeah they're working on it. It was open yesterday. They closed it last night. I drove across that sucker yesterday. Well they're going to it was I think where it comes up on it has had a little gap in it. Oh I got it. They just feel in that in you. Feeling the hole in it. Yeah it'll be open the night. Yeah, it'd be open. good. Fill that hole in, y'all. It's their head.

It ain't going to do it. What? He's trying to get the bend out of it. Or maybe he's trying to cut the braid off. I don't know. Cut that braid off. I need some scissors. I need my braid scissors.

Oh, man, alive. I'm sleeping. He got tired, boys. It's just been a long weekend. I got a dragon knife. A what? A dragon knife. A dragon knife.

Well, I thought you said you was dragging a knife. No. I spent 24 hours in a vehicle this weekend. I know. That was a jawn up there, too. Oh, man. Yeah, I drove over to Texas, went to Turkey up with Brittany, and then turned around and went and watched my nieces get baptized in Jonesboro, Arkansas.

That's awesome. That ride and them, it'll get you. Yeah, they did. My nieces and my sister-in-law all got baptized this weekend. That's cool. Yeah, that was fun to go up there and see. as a good deal i'm speaking that uh and we stop and peed every hour somewhere between here in jonesborough arkansas but you know i'll take some women and there be a man and his wife

fishing with us and she won't take a leak the whole time we fish it but she put a woman in a car and you can't get past the next exit what's up with that well now the boys have figured out if if they just say i got a t-tie we'll stop no and then they get out the car never stop oh we stopped on the side of the road just i'm sure everybody was wondering who that was in that white yucon with their little little boys peeing on the side of the highway yeah it was the martin family it was just us if you saw us thanks for not stopping or reporting us can you get reported for public urination oh i figured that age is still kind of funny yeah so yeah kids i think it only matters once you hit like 12 oh maybe i don't know i'm speaking local this weekend at cook's beverage church

and resting. Look at you. There you go. What am I doing? Oh, this weekend I'm home. How are you speaking on? I leave for Houston tomorrow, though. I'm speaking at the church.

What's in Houston? I'll probably tell my testimony, talk about you some. Whatever. There you go. Whatever. Whatever pays a bill. Whatever. Low.

I always do, because everybody always asks me, are you that crazy? In real life, I say worse, but you can turn him off and I can't. I was not telling me, no, ain't that crazy. Worse. Well, I got us a good email to end on, Martin. You get with that? Let's do that. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, and I got us a verse, but you'll have to look it up. Okay. Well, we're just going to go and look. We do not know what the verse says. We just know where it's at in the Bible, and we'll just do it. Right. Yeah. I hope it's not a wild one.

Anyway, Rick, guess where Rick's from? Over. A little place called Manitoba kind. Manitoba. I'm talking about Manitoba. And he does try and trash our hockey team at the end of this long email. But Rick, we won. Oh, USAHawk.

Yeah, USAHawks. I thought you were talking about the Monroe Moxasins. I was like, how does he know about them? Yeah. Everybody should know that bad things happened to the Monroe Moxons yesterday. We're out. Anyways, no, he shared a story about which a lot of us in this room are very familiar with. his daughter was born in October

ambulance to the NICU then plane to a different NICU and I don't really know how far these places are because they're Canadian I'm assuming if you got to take a plane it's pretty far. That was back in October they didn't

caught off guard we've all had some similar experiences to this but now they're headed they're still doing good and that was in October they did a temporary fix So now they're headed back to Edmonton, once again, that's up there.

And she's scheduled to have surgery the day after size birthday and just wondering if we could send a prayer up. And, you know, I got a soft spot in my heart for NICU babies and people that have been through the NICU experience. So I definitely wanted to get our people all out there to pray for Rick and their family and our dear friends in Canada who got a silver medal, Rick. Remember that. Silver. It's the color of your country's ice. hockey medal. He's laughing at that because there's a whole thing down here at the bottom about the hockey team.

But we're rooting for you to get a goal. Yeah. We're definitely praying for you guys for sure, Rick. So we appreciate, appreciate you listening, man. And, you know, God bless Canada. Just that and fault the tongue is good. Yeah, y'all make some. Excellent syrup.

Yeah, and make us a bunch of baby ducks. Yeah, it's right. And then tell them to go south around September. Man, I told about. What's the Bible verse, Martin? Isaiah 4110. Isaiah 4110. We did know that one.

I know. She said it was her favorite. I should have know that. She said it was her favorite. Her favorite verses were Isaiah 4110 and 23rd Psalm. Well, hey, this isn't a bad one. There you go. For a parent who's going through something super scary.

Yeah. Isaiah, which I actually have, my memo used to handwrite this all the time. Oh, wow. And she'd read it. And I'm not going to do the impression of my memo. I'll do it in her voice. Because she would emphasize some of the words. emphasize.

I am with you. So do not fear for I am with you. Do not be dismayed for I am your God. I will strengthen you and help you. I will uphold you with my righteous right hand. Rick, your family, your daughter, they are all in the Lord's hand. We're praying for you. Everybody else out there listening, we love you guys.

See how it works? Look at that. You notice what you just read. Hey, think about that. The Lord has got your daughter in his right hand. He's praying for you. Oh, yeah. All right.

You can't beat that. There you go. All because of a gar statue that says... That verse is not a gar. That's right. That's the truth. All right. We'll see y'all next time right here in the duck call room.

We're out.