Duck Call Room - Justin Martin Refuses to Sell to Local Datacenter

Episode Date: August 4, 2026

Uncle Si discovers he may not need a law degree to launch his own courtroom show, and the boys immediately start planning Judge Si’s rulings, recesses, and inevitable nap breaks. Martin gets dismissed from jury duty before the real questioning even begins and has doubts about the local datacenter. Godwin looks back on going from his wedding celebration to a bass tournament the very next morning to win big money. John-David proves you can buy nearly anything online, from cow-milking machines and live animals to prefab homes sold through Walmart. Duck Call Room episode #575 is sponosred by: https://nutrafol.com — Get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you use promo code DUCK! https://factormeals.com/duck50off — Use code duck50off to get 50% off and 1 free breakfast item per box for 1 year, while supplies last until 10/31/2026. See website for more details. https://buyraycon.com/duck — Get 20% off the Everyday Earbuds Classics today! https://smartcredit.com/duck — Get your 7-day trial for just $1 right now! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I was really looking forward to something today, by the way. I was going to say, welcome back to the duck call room. We're so glad to have you. Martin's not here because he has jury duty. But I made it. But he made it. I didn't get picked. You got kicked out of the jury that fast.

You have to go sit there and... Not for long. You'd be terrible at Survivor if you didn't even make it to the jury. I think I was facially profiled. You were profiled? What are you talking about? I think they looked at me and said... No.

Why? We don't. Neither side wanted to hear what I had to say, apparently. Because today we are filming. Yesterday, me, you and Hunter on our group text said, what do we do if Martin is stuck in jury duty? And I said, the show must go on. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. And here I am. I didn't make it. I mean, his two dogs. I had a good feeling about this. They said, I'm still saying he'll say, he said, no. What did he do? Call him.

Never made it that. That's what I'm saying. I have no clue. So you went. I went. And you walked in. And they pulled, they like had us separated. Profile.

Uh-oh. It was profiling. They were like, y'all. They were profiling. How did they separate? You're good for the week. I don't know. They just told me what's one to go in.

Like a room? They looked at you. I think they had it by name. He had a name tag. You had a name tag? Well, yeah, you go in a courthouse now. They take your picture. they do everything you ain't they keep in a record you're like a criminal yeah they gotta have

have you on film but i didn't get a parking ticket it's crazy i parked in a parking spot didn't get parking ticket i did 250 dollars of us they go into a court hey yeah they tried to do jury i told him by too i said hey if someone reports for duty jury jury jury jury should have have a spot for him part to part. That's a bunch of bull. Hey, hold on. Did you get paid? Uh-uh.

You only get paid if you get paid. I wasn't there long enough. You got to make it a full day to get you. No, you took time out of your day. Well, I'm not there. I don't need my $17. You don't need $17. I'm about to cause a ruckus and fight for your $17.

Hey, tell you what, you can keep it if you get it. Don't tear me to happen. You can pretend to be me. You can do whatever. whatever you need to do. How much do you... 50 bucks a day, ain't it? Paid for...

Where's your $50? I didn't spend a whole day. I don't want to pay myself anyway. Is my tax money doing all this? $50 per day? Do you get paid for jury... I'm surprised there ain't a whole bunch of people volunteering to do it since we get paid $50 a day.

You should have received a small attendance fee and mileage for reporting to jury duty, even if you're not selected. I'm good. You are entitled to $27. I'm good. I tell you what. You're just going to let the government. If y'all are listening to this, they're not.

Keep it. We're good. Hey, if you want to throw me a bone, throw it towards a tax credit. Yeah. Big top the pothole over there. Yeah. Dup an extra load of gravel out on the road at my mama's house.

I ain't worried about it. The point is, is I'm not there. That's the big. I didn't know you could get mileage too. See, I'm just petty enough Jace Robertson style to where I'd be like every nickel you owe me for inconvenience in me

I'm entitled to and I will get and I'm going to call you about it. I'm going to spend... And imagine while we're going broke. I'm going to spend more time fighting for this than it's worth. It shouldn't be an inconvenient. You should run for office.

No. If you're that petty. No, he thinks Jerry do these inconvenience, he wouldn't run for politics. There's places I don't belong. Corporate America, number one, of any political office number two. The honey holes are inconvenient.

Does it? They don't show up until 12. Huh. Interesting. I have video evidence of me walking in at 906 today. 906. What time's that open? Doesn't matter.

That's not what time I'm supposed to be there. It'll be there when it closes. I will be there at 601. Maybe. I'll be there at 6 even. 6 o'clock and 22 seconds. I'm trying to be gone. Yeah.

Hadn that doubt. Yeah, no, I'm just glad not be there. I mean, I do want to like, I'd love to be on a jury one day. What? But I wanted to be for something cool. I would too. Not for somebody like issuing worthless checks or something. Somebody says they're not guilty.

Jury duty reminds me of like, remember when we had meetings up here? Yeah. Yeah, and there's like, why don't you just email me that? That's an hour. The difference is there's actually something. decided in this one. Yeah. Yeah, but then they probably have meetings about meetings about meetings.

Yeah. Problem. Yeah. And most of them. That's what you. Si would be a jury's worst nightmare because he'd be a hung. No, no.

Hey. Could you imagine me and Cy sitting on the same jury? Well, no, no. No, no. Here's where I would go and we'll just a pain in the butt. Prove it to me. Amen.

You have got to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt. Reasonable doubt. A reasonable doubt. That's very different than a shadow of a shadow of them. Most of them, most of them, you know, I watched the courts. I didn't do it. Like, well, yeah, what old juice? The juice is loose, baby.

Hey. The juice is loose. If the glove don't fit. They asked a bunch of stupid questions, and, hey, I learned that at a very early age. If you don't want to hear the answer, don't ask the question. Yeah. And if the glove don't feed. When they pulled out the glove and said, sir, will you put this?

on and he went, it was stupid because it was wet with blood. And anytime leather gets wet, it's going to shrink. So it ain't going to fit. No. I already knew that, begin with. I said, that's one stupid move you made, their counselor.

You ended the man of glove that, hey, it ain't going to fit. No. And so you just barely fit dry. Oh, no, yeah. It'll barely go on dry. But then you get. blood on let it dry. Hold on.

It's shrank. Mm-hmm. And a partridge in a pair. What I liked about that, though, look, they brought up one point, okay, the next door neighbor seeing three dudes run out the back gate. I love the underdog.

No, look, and hey, they mentioned that one time, but there was no other question of that. Well, my point would have been, And I said, wait a minute, that three people were seen leaving the scene of the crime. And y'all hadn't asked another question concerning them. How come only one of them's here? I said, how come he's here?

Because the other two saying like, man. I said, y'all followed him for two days in a muster day in some kind of vehicle. White Bronco. Yeah, yeah, white Bronco, y'all was a cop followed him for two days. Bronco was... Before they decided to pull him over and arrested. He wasn't even going fast. to get away.

Hey, what's the Pee and didn't break the law, nothing, you know? Hey, them are ducks in a row right there. And they get behind you with them lights on. If you don't stop, that's breaking the law. And they should have pulled them over. Well, they tried. They tried it. In order to pull someone over, they must pull over.

Hey, there's always, always different. To be fair. They did spike strip my grandmother. Hey, if I'm a cop. I pull my lights on you. On a Wednesday night. No, no. Hey, and I put my lights on you and you're going to pull over.

And OJ, let's just run that a while. Hey, the next thing you go on here, bayao. Because I'm going to shoot your front tire out. Which one? Huh? This one's the easiest one to shoot. And hey, if I don't pull, if you don't pull over there, I got a hanging out the window with a revolver.

Yeah, I get the other three. Oh, it'll be easy to pull up and shoot the tire. Everybody that has crazy things. Yeah, but the tire's moving. Opinions on cops. So I was like, oh no, I'd just shoot the moving tire. Oh, I would. Oh, hey.

Hey, hey. I believe you. But the tire's made out of rubber, it just bounce off. It'd be scary. You better get a big enough bullet. No, it would, I could not work in law enforcement. You don't suck. I figure you'd make a great police officer.

No, would. I need to run for judge. No. Like, can't anybody be a judge? Now, I could be a good judge. I could be a good judge because, hey, one in a doubt, like city court and stuff like that. That's just an elective.

Hey, wouldn't it in doubt? Uh-oh. There's a multi-legged creature on me. I didn't know what happened beside me. I just knew it wasn't good. It was a multi-legged creature. A multi-layered, though. But I also knew I wasn't in a hurry to find a lot. out either. What did he say,

sir? A multi-legged critter on my head. There's a multi-legged critter on there. Oh, I just looked at him. Wham! I didn't want it to be a waltz. Yeah, because you do what coming next. Hey, that's facts, though. Oh, man.

And you don't know what it is. I try and find out what it is. That was amazing. My friend, Mr. John Godwin, I thank you for that moment. Hunter, I thank you for making it a clip. Couldn't sigh run for judge? I think I don't think I can run.

It would be awkward because I have a sign in my yard requesting people to vote for a certain judge. Brandy? If you see me running? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought that was hilarious. You lost behind me. What?

We went to high school together. But now she's going to be judged. I would make a good judge. Yeah, which is weird. You would make a terrible judge. No, I would make a good judge. Would you? Yeah.

It'd be sure. That's what I'm talking about. No, no, it'd be short and sweet. You have to be a lawyer, I'm pretty sure. Would you use common sense or the law? I'd use common sense. I'd use what I'm talking about. Like an old way.

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I passed a lot of bars Did you see how many bars You had to pass You didn't pass a single bar Oh I passed a lot of bars What's a lot of bars? what's a juror stock when me and paula got married a law degree what the night me and paula got married the brine and iron told us don't ever do something like that again

the brand and iron emptied the place what you emptied the place the night you got married yeah oh nobody showed up to the bar nobody showed up at the bars they were all at our wedding oh yeah i just barely remember that though oh yeah because you had a bass tournament the next day didn't. Yeah, yeah. I spent the night the Darbone Hotel. It was brand new back in. I won 600 bucks next morning and fished a bass tournament. Hold on. Your wedding night was at the

Darbone Motel? And please put an M on that. Motel? Whatever it is. Yeah. That's phenomenal. Over by Jake's. You ought to go redo it. Now you go to the restaurant. It was new back then, 37 years ago. Head on over to K&M

after you're done. Brand new, boys. Yeah. So this right here. That was brand new 37 years ago. That's where God was it. Which one was the honeymoon suite? I don't remember.

You know, there's not a lot of honeymoon sweets around here. I don't even think I went to sleep at night. Because we had a pretty good party after that. Well, good for you. He had a good party. I just went up the party to a boat ramp. That's all that safe. There's a boat ramp right there.

Yeah, boy. Hey. Got me a $600 check. That's what I'm talking. That's big money back. That's big money now. That's big money back. Yeah.

That's big money now. I wouldn't be mad about $600. I got a good woman. Hunter, you taking notes on what to do on your wedding night, Darbonne Motel? I know when you did that for the episode, that's just the Google Street View of the Darbone Motel.

The 36th wedding anniversary, I got her at Gilly seat. What did you get her this year? A couple of green kids. Well, it's not April yet. What? It's not April. It was two months ago.

Oh, this year. What did I get her this year? Oh, I got her some down. diamond earrings you always want. Well, that kind of makes the gilly suit moot, right? Now you're going to be seeing it. See that diamond shining through it. You won't never take it out.

She got a hood. Got a hoodie. You can't see nothing but her eyes. You're going to put face paint on them diamonds. Yeah. Pull a feel. That'll get a little paint. Yeah, we got it.

Don't be spray paint and a brush where you broke it. That's phenomenal. The Darbone Motel. Yeah. And I was really hoping. So I could run for a judge. No, he's not qualified. Oh, no.

Remotely. You can't get grandfothered in. Hold on. How are you overqualified? You have to have gone to law school, past the bar, and been a lawyer. Well, hey, I've done all that. When?

Just trust me, I've done all that. It doesn't matter. Yeah, I don't think it matters. It doesn't matter. It doesn't think it matters. Like Morris Bart to be a judge. Yes, I do believe if Morris Bart, and he's already got plenty of billboards.

Yeah. So he'd be good to go. They'll just change it from... I don't pass the law of measure. You're telling me Steve Harvey got a law degree? Steve Harvey is a TV judge. I'm serious. He was a judge and he was good, too.

Well, Steve never showed up to the podcast, so... Hey, that was some of the best courtrooms. I just seen him the other day. I'm going to say something out loud. TV judges, I don't think those are real courts of law. I didn't talk to him. What are you talking about? really oh no hey

oh you like one judge you made somebody pay something made it make a hey well he hit that gavel you are out of your guard they put him in the pen son i'm just going to say something to the three men that were on reality tv far more than me sometimes i felt like i was lied to then yeah

this is live tv and willie bought a vineyard okay you don't believe the stuff you don't believe the stuff you see on B. Come on. I really did. Okay. Okay. I'm looking it up. We're Judge Judy's rulings. What's the word I'm looking for here? Not real.

Stand up in a court of law. Yeah. Yeah. Because they make them pay. That's it. All right. You all ready to be? Play the bailiff. Uh-oh. Don't.

He don't like what he's reading. Oh, he's read. Oh, no. He doesn't like that. I do. I'm just making, I'm trying to. I'm trying to make sure you're okay with it. I don't want to hurt your feelings.

No, Judge Steve Harvey is not a real court of law. Okay. It is a reality courtroom comedy show that relies on arbitration. Well, I thought everybody knew that. Steve Harvey is not a lawyer or judge and he does not hold any law. What about Judge Judy? All right. Judge Judy, are you ready?

Yeah. The Judge Judy show is not a real court, but rather a form of binding arbitration. That's what I'm talking about. Whether Judge Judith Schingling was a real sitting family court judge in Manhattan before starting the show. Oh, she was a real judge. Well, yeah. Hey, I told you she's a real judge. But she is, the people going in sign up for arbitration.

Huh? Yeah, say that. So she's an arbitrator. The cases and people involved are real. Yep. But to participate, both parties must sign a legally binding arbitration agreement. But the judge ain't real. she's a real arbitrator.

Yeah. So people agree to go with what she says for their moment on TV. Right. Which means... Which is what the two guys on wedding crashes for. Wait a minute. Hold it. Hold it. Look up the word arbitrator. Right.

Oh yeah. Here we go. Here we go. Which means we could technically do that with Judge Syripperson. On the podcast. An arbitrator is a third party chosen by disputing parties to resolve. resolve a conflict outside of court. I was a judge. And we should. I was a judge. I've got the future of this podcast.

I was a judge and I got throughout a higher judge. I got through out of court by a higher judge. That's true. Acting as a private judge, they review evidence, evaluate arguments, and render a final legally binding case. But how old are you saying? I took them to court and I won that case. He's got sin.

You already now. He can't get thrown out. I won that case. I took them to court and I won it. Can anyone? Well, the higher judge threw me out of court. Yes, almost anyone can serve as an arbitrator. Right.

As long as the disputing parties agreed to let them decide the case. Ladies and gentlemen, and then when they decide the case, what does they do it? It's final. They make a ruling. They make a ruling. And when the ruling is given out, it's final. Can you imagine how hard he going to hit that gavel? Oh, way, I'd bust that thing.

They'd have to make me one out of steel. I think we can do it. then. And I'd break... I want to do it. I will break the death then. Do we have anybody that we know that is currently in a disagreement with another human? No, but I've been on reality TV.

We can come up with a good one. And we can make them sign a contract. I feel like Hunter owes me a lot of money. It'll be... I think Judge Sy Robertson television program would do numbers at 11 o'clock in the middle of the day in a hospital waiting room. No, the first thing What happened was I'd say, okay, one hour

adjournment You had to go take a night I could go take a nap recess Recess It really would be One hour, one hour He'd kill it at the senior home

It would be It would be a hysterical show It really would be Because everyone would end with I, no, this is it It's over Court adjourned I'm going to take a nap

Dismissed, you're an idiot I'm bad out of here I'm excited Ella Langley just email me. Who did? You a LFL? So it turns out I am.

I just needed a bunch of Europeans to come to America and teach me the soccer. And I bought the shirt. The LFLA shirt? Yeah, but I had it delivered to the beach because that's where I was going to be. No. That shirt has been in every corner of Florida imaginable because our condo didn't have a mailbox. Oh. But they just emailed me and said they're going to send one to Louisiana.

Oh, you didn't get your shirt? Nope. I don't have an LFL shirt. Although I am one now. Because remember, you said it on the podcast with Brittany, and I didn't even know what you meant. Yeah, I'm an L-A-Fellow. But then them Europeans.

I don't know what that is. I got the shirt. What are y'all talking about? Ella Langley, country singer. Oh, yeah. Gavin, you learn to play to guitar. I am. You didn't learn how to play that Choosing Texas song.

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I'm going to have to check that out. The guy that was the tackle shop in Louisiana. Needed the World Cup to come to America and get into country music. Chews in Texas? Choosing Texas. I can see. one got an app.

I'm fixing to say if I can play it. Oh, you can play it. That ain't hard. I can sing it. I can't sing or the rip. Yeah, you can. You can barely tall. I know.

It's good. Also, I have a lot of questions. Oh, it's got an F in it. Cod. It's a bar cord. Oh, it's a pretty clean. But I can't hardly, because this finger's broke. See how it goes up instead of comes down?

What? So it mutes strings. So I have to, I mean, I can play. I can't cheater if, you know. Also, who got struck by lightning? Because our emails are full of lightning strike stories, and I don't know what they're talking about. All right.

I missed one episode, and y'all, y'all confused me. What happened? Oh, Kpo on the first fret, too. Everybody in the emails is just sending in lightning strike stories, and I miss something somewhere. Hung down, I have to be. Well, that was where when Allen got struck by lightning. Al's been struck by lightning?

Yeah. On a barbed wire fence. Look, we was out on the line. land, he's leaning against a fence post. It's got Bob wire on. Bartle. Lightening strikes about 500 yards away

and hits the Bob wire. And it flipped an owl off of that fence post. Uh-huh. Now, he wasn't touching no muddle. But he was leaning against the fist pole and it flipped him. Like that Buffalo

did that guy in Colorado. Now see, this whole time i'm thinking the fence post was a t post it was just an old wooden no no it was just an old wooden post yeah see i was thinking barbed wire and teapost you know know because they go ahead no lightning running through the bar wire flipped him away that's tight that's not tight it's terrible it is if you're not it hey look he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't you know it took him a while about 10 minutes to clear his head and realized where he wore what it happened or where he was that one he drew his name on his forearm

I don't know. I don't know how you ever get confused anyway. I always wanted to just put J.D. right here. Ow. It's even like where he could write it easily. Yeah. Ow. Anyway.

He was saying, Ow. Ow. Ow. I should have been on a shame podcast for a day. I'm good. It was good. Oh, it was really good.

I was on it. But it was good. Is that why it was good? No, no. No. Jason, Al. Gordon and me. Gordon?

Yeah. Yeah. And someone with a big head and a friend with the larger head? No. Gordon, God confessed he had some problem. I confessed I had some problem. What's your problem?

I probably got a cart. No, so it was really good. It really was. I don't need to know Gordon's problem. I got my own list. Yeah, we was in the book of James.

Oh, Godly. Oh, wow. Oh, that's a really. You think anybody called him Jimmy back in? It was very pro. A profound. For sure.

They might have called a young as from Columbia. Huh. So y'all were apparently telling lightning strike stories and got the fans all jazzed. Yeah, I wanted to know if anybody been struck before. I got you the best one. I've perused the emails. There have been a bunch of them struck by lightning? Well, they all have lightning strikes stories.

Oh, I was going to say, how I don't think I've heard anybody. I want to hear the one that he's got on the screen. The one that they got away. Lightning, no. Lightning while milking cats. cows. Good. Lidding it strikes while milking a cow.

All right. My friend Josh. Orange. Hello, Josh, from Perry County, Pennsylvania. I don't know which one that is. No country. Derry cow country. He worked on a dairy farm there.

Yep, dairy cows. One evening, they were milking and lightning struck the silo, which was about 100 yards from where we milked in the Thai stall barn. I don't know what any of these things. I don't know. Every cow in the barn. Mielken cow. Every cow in the barn dropped.

40 of them. When the lightning hit the... The lightning hit, the cow's legs went, boop, like they tore their ACLs, and all of them hit the floor. They were just trying to get low. Can you imagine being in somewhere where 40 cows all of a sudden just dropped?

And not if I have my hands on their nipples. No, no. No, they got the automatic stuff now. No, no, I got your things in there because I had a cousin. Uh-huh. They did that. And when we visited them, you know, they had the milk. I know.

I used to go, we had a dairy farm. My uncle did. And that milk was that fresh milk. You could put your finger on top of the glass and it was just like, it was cream. Oh, so good. I like my milk ultra processed. It was so good. And with chocolate.

in it. Oh, I've seen my cousin he'd be milking one. Into his mouth? Oh, it's good. No. No. No. No. He'd drink He'd probably drink two glassfuls.

Really? Yeah. No. Drake from the tall. Right out of the cows. Right from the source. Some of them cows, look, some of them cows, they'd be that big round. Their udder? Yeah.

For the best was. They'd that big round. They barely could, they barely could even move their. Yeah, you'd think how they're walking. Yeah. Yeah. Uncomfortable.

I'm not saying out there in Holstein. That's incredible. Yeah. That's a big cow, too. Big body. Yeah. Big frame cow. News thanks.

I want to know if Josh was actually milking the cow if her machine was. Probably machine. Well, see, Pennsylvania, though, he could be up there in Amish country. Yeah. That's a machine. because if it's 40, it's a machine. That's his son now. He did attach a picture of his son

of his first deer from this year. Yeah, they got a thing. Congratulations. Way to go, Samuel. As long as that's a rifle. Look, they've got a trough that's got feet in it. And the cows, they just turn it. That's awesome.

Well, they just walk in and when they walk in. And they shut, it's got a thing that goes around their neck. And they come in and just hook. Well, that seems like the wrong end. No, no. Then they just come in and hook the, hooked the milky sheet machines up on. Oh.

So they just got, I don't know what, they ran for my first. I don't know what the milking machines cost, but hey, like they'll have 40 in the barn at one time and 40 of them are being milk. Yeah.

Really? Yeah. Expensive. Yeah. How much does a cow milking machine cost? Holy moly. That'd be careful how you Google this one, buddy. Yeah, because you're talking about that's, yeah.

Oh, a single cow. I think that same action could. it ain't too bad if all you got's one cow yeah but hey you got a 40 at a time walkmart dot com oh this got a one star rating probably from this cow it looks terrified what in the what in the bootleg chick-fil-a commercial going on here where's the garvey electric cow milking machine all right one star oh yeah baby you know i love a good hey hey put that back put that back it's the review do not buy a worst machine. I'm about to read it. I can't read it from over there. We've had ours for a month and it had

nothing but problems. I just had to order a different machine. We had to redo the wiring constantly. The suction is also terrible. My question is if you got one cow, why are you buying one milking machine? Such garbage would never recommend. I don't want to pull on the cat. Is it possible? They're using it for something else. What else could they use it for? Vacuumclear. mini supply.com has a lot of different ones. You're laughing at us. Why is it possible to have a machine that milks someone cow? Well, see, look, here you go.

This is what we're all thinking of. Hold on. Oh, no, I just downloaded something. Yes. I just got put on a list. Yes. Well good. Open image in new window.

See, that's what we're talking about. Yeah. Yeah, they got their slothed. lot and hey look they just go out there and call them and they they come in and they're right in the same slot every day you think uncle jank yeah they get trained to go to the same yeah them cows don't look like they doing great you wouldn't be doing great either if you had a machine tugging on your nipples every day ours wasn't in a circle his wasn't he was just long no mine my cousin his was just a long rope they're making me

more chocolate milk. Like one side of the barn had all the stalls. Yeah. And like you said, he's just going to tell him and they'd come in. Yeah. And he goes to their slot. Yeah. Because they had hay waiting on them. Yeah. I got food there in front of them.

He had a prime rib waiting on you every day. So did they produce milk year round? Yeah. Oh, yeah. As long as something keeps sucking on it, it'll keep making milk. Yeah. I guess so. You're the biologist. I'm not really sure about that. Well, I mean, that's why I just thought of that.

Like, once you get them pregnant once, you're good, right? Because, like, if you keep pulling the milk supply, it'll keep producing. Right? Yeah. No, oh, yeah. I don't know how cows work. They're not human. I mean, I see some people out there breastfeeding a six-year-old, so, you know, I figure.

Oh, man, you're going to get me to say something unpopular. Well, I don't know, because that's like the human being. I'm here for it. I'm not. A woman produces mimp for her offspring. Yeah. Yeah. This message is sponsored by Raycon.

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I know you can order one from Amazon. You can order anything on Amazon. name something. I'm saying. Hot dog roller. Done. Already got it. Done.

Off of Walmart? Oh, I don't know. I know Walmart is now. They're trying to be Amazon. Like they let people sell on their independent retailers and stuff like that. Like, y'all could sell. Honeyhole can sell. Oh, no, because you brought up.

Dog Roller. You brought up. Yeah. They got a milk them every day. Yeah, that's why I was curious on the, on that. They produce so much milk. Yeah. They've got to be milked every day or it would be bad for their health.

Yeah. That's why do they ever let it dry up and, like, give the cow, you know, a vacation? Yeah, no. I bet. Well, I guess it's 365 days a year. Like a hunt dog. You hunt him every day, don't you? Yeah, but season's only 60 days.

I bet he thinks it's more than that. Yeah. But he gets some time off. It is. You know you can buy a house on Amazon now? A house? Like a home? Really?

What you live here? Not like a tiny home? No, it's not a big house. Huh. Interesting. It's not like a... Did they ship it to you? Yeah.

Overnight? I don't know about that. Bilt or you got to put it in? I think you got to put some stuff together. They, they... It's like a tiny home. They send you the glue. There you go.

Put up there. Boom, $28,000. You can buy a house today. How much? There's only three left in stocks. Order now. Tiny wheel camper trailer. Oh, 30,000.

A little camper van. There's a hunting camp, go. Right there. Something ever happened to you, one you got it? I need one bigger than that. Need one for our hunt stuff. There you go. Walmart.com.

How many rooms is that? Prefab tiny home. Boom. $27,000 from Walmart right there. How many rooms is that? I don't know. It's got a regulation. Looks like an open floor plan.

Bed not included, just so we're clear. That's it. It's not included. They sell everything on the internet. 19 by 20. Hold on. Look about to them specs. 19 by 20, expandable prefab tiny home offers

409 square feet of fully functional living space. 400 square feet. We got to hide, put that hunting stuff clothes and guns and all that in there and hide it. Why you got to hide it? Well, when people come over, you don't have to move everything out of the back. I don't think they got you. We need some room. Hmm.

That's what's wrong with that fifth wheel. They ain't got no room. Home Depot has 10 of these. 19 foot home. We need a bunk house. They'll ship it straight to you. I want to pull behind about a 34. That's like a cube.

I want a 34 foot pull behind with a bunk house. That way it's got an extra room. Lengths, $200. $34. So that's 10 foot. That'd be perfect. Oh. You know, it's got a bed room and another room with bunk beds in it.

18 foot. That ain't, though. That's huge. Something ain't right there. No. You shouldn't buy. house on the internet. Probably not. But it sounds like fun.

Here's a $11,000 house on the internet. Really? This is, yeah, Hunter, you paying attention? That's a, what is that, 12,000, I'd be thinking about this kind of stuff. It's a kit. They send you all the logs, doors,

windows, porches, and decks, and then you've got to build it yourself. 14 by 80. You got to put it together. That's 1300. That's a nice house, though. 13. hundred square feet. If you were handy.

Has a pocket on a shirt? It doesn't come with a portico show. Or does it come with a garage? Who needs one of those? Or balcony. No electricity. Where do you see this? On the spats.

Yeah. See porticochet? Zero. It says zero porticoes. That's funny. I'm trying to figure out why that number would ever be anything greater than one. No plumbing. No electricity.

I guess you can just circle. or your house park on either end of it. I don't know if anybody's got two. Trying to come up with a second one. I don't see it. Well, you could like park by your kitchen, drop off your groceries, and then go park by your bedroom

so you could leave for work early in the morning, I guess. That'd be weird. You just circled your rig. I wonder if you can buy a cow on the internet. If you can't. That's a shame because you can buy something to milk him. He's your game. I don't know.

Oh, you're talking about live cow. I'm sure there's an auction. You can buy whatever you want. I want to buy it on Amazon, though. I get 5% back. I wouldn't doubt if you could buy a Cal on a Amazon. You can buy anything. Is there an Amazon sale bar?

Yeah. It's called a DC. D.C. Distribution center. They got everything in them. It is crazy. Cy, do you have opinion on the data center? What?

The data center. They're putting down the interstate. Have you seen it? Nope. They doubled it. It was a five. A five-mile building, and now it got doubled. For 10?

I guess. I don't know which way they're going. I know they're in the news right now. Some states are saying, no, they're not going to do them. Yeah. Because it's taking up, you know, and making everything go sky high. And that's done. The land around here, you try to buy land in Louisiana around here,

you fix a payout your rear end. just because of that data center. For now. So it has, it has, it's pros and cons. We don't know the cons yet. You know, it's good for the economy. I know plenty of the pros. No hotel rooms around here.

It brings a lot of good jobs and high-paying jobs. It brings a lot of high-paying jobs of men that work with their hands who often like to go to tackle shops. Well, hey. John D reaping a benefit of this thing right now. I got no issues with it, sir. Yeah. I got some customers from over.

Oh, yeah. Team building. Team building? Yeah. They hired you for a team building coach? No, they come fishing. That's what I'm talking about. You're the coach.

They ain't working seven days a week. They get on your boat. You're the team building coach. They have to be at work at 6 o'clock every morning and do exercise. Really? Be over there in the middle of nowhere at 6. So, yeah. To do exercise?

They're exercises, yeah. That's weird. What at the data center? Could you imagine if we had to do that when we all work? Oh, hey, they're, they're, uh, they won't fit employees. I'm into fitness. They don't want no ocean recordables. You know, they just want a bunch of fit.

You know, the people. They don't want them to get hurt. Fitness pizza in my mouth. Stretching, I'm sure, calcetic something like it. That's what I heard. I don't know what to be true, but that's what I heard. could see it being true. Yeah, it's interesting.

They give you a prize if you stay safe. A certain turtle box. We used to do it. At Riverwood, we used to get for safety, safety, and we'd get, uh, you get prizes? Oh, yeah. I still, there's a bunch of stuff at Mom's house.

It's like little old rulers and stuff. It's like one million man hour safe or something and two million, ten million. Dads? Yeah. Yeah. We'd get it bonuses for, a certain percentage of if we didn't get stuff sent back and waste and stuff like that. I played my trailer note for a year one time when I first got my first house,

just off of bonuses. For staying safe? Safe and good work. We didn't go over standard on waste and, you know. I like that kind of. dangle that carrot. Well, that's an incredible. I like a good bonus system.

The safety ones get me because I'm like, I feel like keeping all my limbs should be, you know, motivation enough. Absolutely. But if they want to buy them a honeyhole hat and give it to them from staying safe, I'm for that too. Yeah. You don't want an OSHA recordable.

Are that what it is? No OSHA recordables. We don't have the OSHA at my job. Yeah. But that was all good stuff when I first started working there and then they started changing the way you do stuff. if you didn't come off from the sweep. You could, when I started, you could go from sweeping the floor to plant manager,

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Amen, buddy. But at data center, I don't really know what it does, but I am one who has seen the benefit. It uses a lot of electrical energy. A lot of electricity. That's why they're doing it on that out-20 corridor, because that energy's got all that going down that way. I can give you a con on our end of it. end of it. Ducks.

All right. Give me one. Ducks. Well, the proposed power line Oh, no. Yeah. It's going to cut right across the corner

of our duck hole. Shoot it. Really? Too many dollars signs to say no. Hey, that power cord's going to be so big. It's going to be like a tree. It's too many dollar signs to say go around. Oh, you want it not to be there?

Well, yeah. You ever started to see the duck through power lines? Yeah. I fish through power lines. I don't think that I don't think I prefer it. No, they don't sit on it like dubs. You can shoot dubs off the power line. Well, them whistling ducks are probably sit on.

Well, yeah, they're going to give us some of them. You look up and there's just a bunch of mallards on a power line. I don't see the problem. Hey, don't, hey, whistling ducks line on power lines? That's what I say, yeah. Yeah. Hold on. Big time.

Well, my problem is, is right beside us, the state already owns that land. Why not just go across that? Oh, no. that that's a hardwood. Yeah, so are we? Like, so why not just move it over here? And go that way. Because.

Since you already own the land. I grew up under Powerline, so I don't, I like them. You would think they would do. Well, it's a common sense thing, which they don't. You would think they would use their own land instead of having to try to pay the private land owners for the use of. Yeah. And plus, I just don't want to look at that when I go duck hunt.

like I mean I know be fair that's like they've they've got down here on this junk about putting them dad's gum panels up

solar panels yeah solar panels well now all the solar panels and the windmills make a lot more sense now that you see everything play out to it because those were put up

before this come here for this reason but they didn't tell nobody that now you start seeing all the things that went into before they announced the data center. Well, the data center is going on. So how'd you boys know to, okay. How do you boys know to put that solar farm in there and get paid?

You ever heard of inside trading? I'm for that too. Well, that's what happened. Okay, below. As long as I'm inside. Yeah. 165. As I'm on the inside.

Huh? 165, that's what happened on the solar panel down there. I'm sure. Well, that's where the power line is going to come from. It'll be coming from Alexandria, so 165. They're bringing power from Alexandria? And to tie in all of that, yeah. That's not what they told me.

Who? So my next door neighbor works for that data center. He told me that the power came from Arkansas. They're going to connect from there. They got power. I know a guy that's... You know who happens to own a piece of land in the middle of nowhere, Arkansas that's also a good duck hole that seems to be in a path of that.

too? Is it also you? It's not great because they're going right across duck country. Yeah. So for duck hunters it's a lot.

It was bad enough. They put them big, dumb, ugly windmills up there. Here we go on the windmills, y'all. Well, because there's nothing, they're not doing anything with them. It doesn't seem like it.

Half of them span, half of them don't. I don't get it. Well, no, and plus they was put up to run the power for cities. But there has to be lines ran from there to the city. And none of that has been done yet.

That's why I don't understand. We need to figure out how to harness that free range electricity. What's free range electricity? Lightning. That's a terrible idea. Why? You saw what it did to Benjamin Franklin? Torres Kite all up.

Yeah, blue galvan's step-bama zipper off her bridges. Put all them cows on the ground in Pennsylvania. Look, this is the age of technology. We know we ought to be able to harness. Yeah, why can't we get lightning in a bottle? That's how to harness it and store it. Yeah.

I'll tell you, I've watched storms. Catch it and store the energy. Hey, I've lost storms in North Carolina. It's probably coming. You could have, hey, if you could have captured one across that sky that day? I mean, Green Goblin does it on Spidey and his amazing friend. Why can't we catch lightning?

Ordinac flight and docked it. See? It's got to be there. Why not capture the energy of the light? I'm pretty sure Darth City has showed us why this is a bad idea. Why can't we capture lightning and turn it into electricity? Oh, you don't have to turn it. You just got to capture it.

Yeah, we just need the energy. Its power is both too brief and too massive for our technology to handle. We need to find aliens in. too brief and too massive. Anything we have to put them in would explode if you captured the lightning. So if you figure out how to build that. That's what they're doing and y'all are complaining about it.

No, we're not complaining. That's what the data centers are here for. To capture lightning? We're not complaining. We're curious. We're curious. Why can't we capture this and harness it? Yeah, we figured out everything else.

We ain't figured out nothing. That's like what the after. Africans, I still don't understand why they don't, instead of walk, why don't they ride zebras? I'm serious. They got plenty of zebras in Africa. Many of zebras. They do not have plenty of zebras. Rope them.

And they do what the Indians, the native Indians did. And break them. Break them and ride them. How many people are in? You'll never walk again. They just laugh, had you? 1.58 billion people are in Africa. How many zebras are in?

You would think one of them would have thought, hey, let me get a rope and catch me a Well, one of them did. Well, I don't have to walk. There's only half a million zebras. What that's what I'm talking about? The one out of three could hit your ride. That's right. Hey.

You could ride double. One out of three, that's the worst math I've ever heard. Wait, you said half a million and one point five million. Billion. Oh. 155 billion people. Yeah. So multiply that times three then.

Yeah. About times ten. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, look, a lot of the. We ain't close. I missed that.

I missed the bee. They need to grow up as Edwards. A lot of the population instead of walking could ride. Because, hey, look, that ain't the only thing that's running around on Africa. I ain't the only thing you can ride. Every time they do with those commercials. Can you see somebody on a wildebeest? And they're like, give money to the kids in Africa walking to the well.

I was like, just get on a zebra dummy. Well, no, no, because look, they ride elephants. Why didn't they take something little and smaller? Nobody rode in LA. You could take the whole family on an elephant. People in India ride elephants. They're riding Indian elephants. You can't ride an African elephant.

Oh, yeah, you can ride an elephant. Barnum and Bailey. Those are Indian elephants. Trust me, they ride them. For sure. I'm just saying, totally making all this up. You're not progressing.

Elephant is an elephant. Okay. African elephants are generally untrainable and too aggressive to ride. No, they're not progressing. They have things that they can ride. Grab a saddle on an ostrich, son. Hey, they've done that. They ride ostriches, camels, all this good stuff.

But never the zebra. Look, hey. If you've got an opportunity, you take it, okay? I'm just. We send a man to the moon, son, and around the moon. To be fair, I agree with this now. Hey, if we can do that, we did it. Hey, who is that?

No, no, I'm a back on. A mountain zebra from German East Africa. Oh, hold on. Look, look, right now, every time a storm happens, that's free. Free range of electricity. Hey, that's free. Okay. If people on Sweet Home Alabama can use it to make glass, we can do something else.

Mr. Elon Musk, if you're listening, or if anybody knows how, he just holds no. Will you please come on this show and explain to Sae why we cannot capture lightning for electricity. He would know. You would think you could put it in a rod though and then that rod transfer to something else. It would blow up the rock.

When he comes here, he's going to have to give me a 50-fip. Now the rod would be a conductor. Of the money we're going to make by into something else. Yeah, you would just, I would think you would be able to like trickle it down from one conductor, slow it down,

slow it down, slow it down, slow it down. No chance. Did you just hear what Sae just said? No. This is the, he wants to Elon. This is the optimism of Cy Robert. He wants Elon for 50? Not if.

When Elon Musk comes to Westman Road to be on our podcast, he owes him 50% of all lightning-generated revenue. Electricity ain't nothing but small lightning. Just by discussing data centers. Here's my opinion on data centers and lightning. Okay. I know a lot of guys have got good jobs out of it and I'm happy for them and I hope the best for everyone involved.

I genuinely want... And keep going to godwin.com. Galanguads.com. I genuinely root for my fellow human being, no matter of the situation. Okay. You're going, you're trying to stop progress. No stopping progress.

And you ain't going to stop it. You ain't stopping it. Might as well hop on. You ain't stop it. It's either, hey, get it out of the way or get on board. Right. Which is why we are going to harness lightning. I say, get on board and let's go fishing.

And charge people for the electricity. Speaking of lightning, did you know lightnings in the Bible? Well, I know there's rainbows and, the Bible. There's lightning too. Matthew 2427. You know how we talked about how lightning is too big, too powerful, and too quick to be contained. To contain. For as lightning that comes from the east is visible even in the west, so will be the coming of the son of man. Jesus Christ, it's going to be quick. Like lightning, y'all. It's going to be quick and it's going to be and powerful. Hey, there's the best part of this.

Judgment day, boys. If you're not in Jesus, you ain't going to want to see that day come. Yeah, lightning ain't going to be the, I want to say. That ain't going to be your problem. Okay, your problem is, hey, you didn't believe in him. There you go. Then that trumpet going to sound. What song you think he's going to play?

All rise. That's it. That's it. All bow and hit your knees. We'll see y'all next time right here in the duck car room. We're out.