Duck Call Room - Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife

Episode Date: March 25, 2025

Uncle Si shuts down a reckless decision in the making with his signature no-nonsense wisdom, saving someone from a big mistake. John-David relives his glory days of leading the Duck Commander kickball team to so many victories that not only did people cry, but the league disbanded. Phillip finds himself in deep trouble (literally) after getting both his lawnmower and ATV stuck up to the axles in his own yard. Martin is on the defensive after his wife throws some serious shade his way, and he’s not letting it slide without a fight. Plus, Si takes a trip down memory lane, reliving his favorite day of filming “Duck Dynasty”—talking to kids at Career Day. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to the duck call room, ladies and gentlemen. We hope you enjoyed a special ladies' night out here in the duck call room, but we have taken our seats back over, and I'll be honest. I haven't watched it. I will bet you that the ratings went off the roof. I have checked out, and they did really well. I knew that. Yeah.

Except my wife just sent me a picture of our freezer out, and then instead of like just waiting and closing it so I can, She just put it all in trash bags and just left it on the floor for me to deal with. Already? I'm angry. Yeah, that's a problem. Yeah, because I've got things to do. At least that won't smell by the time you get home.

No. I'm like, what are you doing? But by the way, it's too heavy for her to pick up now because she filled the bags too much. Uh-huh. That can be part of your workout plan. Uh-huh. Oh, the odor. I'm legitimately upset right now.

Is that why you threw your phone a while ago? Yeah. Oh, okay. I just, because it's like, just, just. like just leave it. Don't make it more difficult. I'm sorry. Anyway, what's your favorite coffee drink?

No, time out. I got to know. So is it like your inside freezer? You got a deep freeze? The indoor freezer. In the kitchen. That's on the refrigerator? Yeah.

Like it's a type of refrigerator freezer. Your freezer's just done. I don't know. But all the food's gone. And there's in trash bags on the floor. That's what I know. Yeah, that's a tough. When did it stop working?

It's a great question. Nobody know. Nobody knows. Was it left open? There's a lot. There's a lot to try and learn right now that I'm just being, it's all being dumped on me and the floor, but it's too heavy for anybody else to pick up.

She didn't. May have went in for a late night snack. Oh, it is spring break. There you go. Oh, he already had spring break. Oh. Yeah, I would sit this photo. Unfortunately, I also left my laptop.

I'm frazzled today, everyone. Well, you were, you had a rough morning. Didn't you see a wreck? That must have been a very little freezer. Now size bashing the size of my phone. Well, hey, I'm just saying, hey, I had a big freezer, okay, with my, we need to dump. That's why I asked. We need the dump trucks to take all the ground for you.

Like if the one on your refrigerator goes out, it sucks, don't get me wrong, but not near as big as if you're like us that are outdoorsmen that have that outdoor chest freezer. You got all that deer steak. There is some deer steak somewhere in that. And I would like to know if it was actually. frozen or she'll just throw something away. Homegirl will throw some stuff away. Uh-oh. Yeah, this is...

She liked on my wife. You sound like you watched the one that they did and you come in here with an extra grab. No, I didn't. I watched the first segment and I was like, oh, it was really good. But, no, what time is it? So if the food's still good, I mean, we can come eat at your house tonight.

Yeah, I got that picture 10 minutes ago. Yeah, I mean... Maybe good food to eat. No, it's all in trash bags that are too heavy to lift. But the trash bags are in. in your house. Yes. Yes, you should have done that outside. I don't want it outside, though, because then by the time I get home, a dog

will have it strown across the whole. Yeah, but then it's no longer your problem. Yeah, it is. The neighborhood's problem. 20-mile-hour wind. The HOA. It ain't going to hang around there. Hey, the wind, boy, we've been blowing.

20-mile hour wind of the north, the person to your south is the one that's going to be upset. Your neighbor. Your neighbor on the south is. Oh, that's fine. You'll never notice. Hall it to the pond and push it in. Hey, that's right.

Them doodle things he got will probably gnaw them all the pieces anyway, so that's fine. I watched one of them dogs take the biggest dump yesterday. It brought me a lot of joy. I was just sitting out there looking at the pond. I was like, this is a nice neighborhood to look out and just Jep's dogs just crapping. Yeah. My view. And you watch the whole thing, did you?

What is it about dog taking a dump? I watch it every time I see it. I'm like, there you go. Or if you're driving down the road and you see two dogs locked up, you're like, golly. And you just sitting there, you know, they just. doing what dogs do, you know. Just doing what they do. Oh, man.

Yeah, I didn't watch the ladies. I watched part of it. I was like, hey, this is good. But then I heard they started crying, and I was like, I can't. Happens every time you get three or more women. That's it. Hey. Three or more women, there's going to be crying.

That's what Phil always said. He said, it ain't over to somebody gets to crying. So when Kay used to have her little muffling. They ain't have a good time unless they cry. That's just part of it, Zine. Oh, man. Well, Sa, we coming out of the first. First weekend of March Madness, do you make a bracket?

You didn't? No, but I didn't watch a couple games. Did you? You got winning at all. You're a, you're a, you're a big prognosticator. Who's going to win the whole thing out of what you watch? Here's a deal. I hadn't looked at, I hadn't looked at them.

Uh-oh. Duke's always in the running. North Carolina, the Wolfpack's always in and run it. No, that's NC State. Huh? That's NC State. North Carolina's the Tar Hills. Well, hey.

They, they got beat. Well, I was fix a North Carolina both teams. Yeah, you got to watch them. I got the gators. Oh, going all the way. Really went out on a limb there, didn't you? No. What, the top four right now is what?

Gators. Auburn. Houston and Auburn. And Duke. And Duke. There you go. Yep. So I'm in the bracket with all my family, and a lot of their brackets have already been busted.

Man, y'all got all different people. That's cool. My bracket is not busted. What's a bracket? I'm so large madness. March madness, Hunter. I have no idea what you guys are talking about. Basketball.

Do you live? Like, I mean, when you do you do leave this office, right? Yeah. So you don't understand that the NCAA men's basketball tournament is going on. And women's as well. And women, well. No offense to the ladies, but the men get a lot more coverage. No.

Not trying to make anybody mad here. Oh, I. Wow. You've never in your life, like just out of the 64 teams, just pick the bracket and see who wins. What's a bracket mean? Are you joking? I feel like you're baiting us here. No.

I think he is. Because he's looking like, no. I mean, I understand you don't know basketball, but he said there's a tournament, and then he said the word bracket. Like, you've played enough Mario Kart tournaments to at least know what a bracket is. Got it, no. Yeah, you start here and you win, you keep going. It's like a bracket. I've never been good enough at.

anything to be in a bracket or watch sports with. Which is why you're the perfect guy to fill out a bracket, right? Because if you play like times, you got, yeah, you got some biased opinion. You could go into it. When Johnny D worked here and he had plenty of time on his hands, we would always make a mascot bracket.

He would come in my office and say, the Wildcats versus, you know, the preachers or whatever. And I thought, well, Wildcats going to win. You guys are making the brackets y'all selves? No, there's a, there's this, there's this, there's a sports company called ESPN. I don't know if you've heard of them. You just fill the bracket out.

And they have the bracket done for you and you just go through their. Like, are you telling me there's never been like an anime bracket competition on the internet that you participated in? No. This man's never seen a bracket. Like you've never, in all your online gameplay, you haven't joined like a bracketed tournament. Or just like made a bracket and. voted on something to win. We've done it in here for like greatest snack cake.

Hey, he ain't a gambler. You don't have to gamble to fill out of brackets. I was confused. It sounded like you guys were making your own brackets and I was just lost. We're not the committee. Oh. Hunter's, Hunter's frazzled.

We need a committee. Hunter, I'll show you after the podcast. I'm frazzled. Hunter's frazzled. Hunter sent me, Hunter tried to send me one song yesterday because he says I don't believe even bands because they don't exist anymore? Like, when was the last time you saw a band? Yeah, I don't know.

They don't exist anymore. New band, name one, not any. And Hunter's like, I'm pretty well. Yeah, that's right. There's no such. In my day, the 60s. All bands.

All bands. Now? Now? No bands. What's a new band? Well, now, we heard a Zatico band recently, but it was not like a new band. They've been around for 30 years.

Yeah, right, correct. But Hunter says, proving you wrong, here's a band, but he accidentally sent me his entire playlist. From Spotify? I got 48 hours of Hunter music going on right now. What was that like? It was like it wanted to be a band, but it was angry about something.

That's not true. Yeah, it was like kind of screaming. Hey, it was a rapper. It was a rapper that's not doing it. I sent you accidentally sent you my alternative playlist. No screaming. It's all feel good music. I didn't explain to me why I felt the way I felt after I listened to it.

Feel good music. Okay. Hunter, build a bracket and send it to us. Yeah, I'm going to make a bracket of that music and nobody's winning. Yeah, so then he's like, I'm embarrassed. I was like, it's what you listen to. It's fine. I'm going to give it a chance.

I knew a couple songs. I had a joke there, but I ain't going to make it. Oh, I'm proud of you. Oh, man, there was some good stuff there. Was there? Yeah. Catch on me. Yeah, well, no, I'm just saying.

I'm frail. feel good music like do you have to let the antidepressants kick in first or is this okay if you're unmedicated like i don't know like does the adderall need to drop in or like where we're at no no it's feel good music no no because hey that's what they always said the one of the greatest bands in the 60s they was talking about okay was it the music or was it the drugs we was taken yes it was the drugs no it wasn't the drugs they all said hey they're Nope, we was on drug. But the music was sound, buddy.

Of course it was because of the drugs. Oh, no, no. By very definition, music is sound, so. Well, I know, but I'm just saying I, the music was right. He's just saying. 60s had some good. Some good. I just used the word tight correctly.

I like that. That's tight. Look it is, man. It's 20, 25. Tight. We're still saying tight. Yeah. I'm pretty sure tight's tight.

Well, that's a good saying. Nah, it's good. Let's bring it back, Saip. How was it? Hey, they were tight. That's tight. Oh, that's tight. Tight.

Hey, careful. Then people in the comments are going to get on you for trying to be cool, even though that's the way you talk. That's tight. Trying to be cool. Yeah, just saying. Hunter, wow. No bracket. No bracket.

Bracketless. Bracketless Hunter. 64 options. Okay. Nope. Who's going to come out to winner? I do not know. That's how a bracket works.

Yeah. Pick one out of a six. What's right? All right. Look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means? That means more outside cooking.

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That was a lot of fun back in them days, though. I think every fight I've ever been in was a church sport. Was a church sport. And look, the guys that calm it down, they come out to calm it down. They're not like on third base saying, hey, let's calm everything. It's somebody in the who's not playing in the, out who has to come out. Well, it reminds me of hockey, which I'm not a big hockey fan.

Yeah. But the reason the fans go to watching hockey game, it's a fist fight. Yeah. That's the way all the stuff was back in the- Johnny D's been to a lot of them. You're more than welcome to tag along something. Oh, no, no, I'm serious. That's why, you know, to our basketball team that we had in local community,

we had one guy, he's 6-6, weighs about, oh, 3-70, maybe 400 and look not an ounce of fat on him come on oh no I'm serious and this man never wore anything but overalls no shirt no shirt overall and then you have one in big clown red anchors that you most people could use them as a blanket oh was that the guy in the water boy huh he wasn't a water boy he played

that was the one that I don't want that I don't know that was the one that bought a British breeding bull for $20,000. Oh, that's him. Oh, here we got. And then killed him. One single pound. Hey, look, I'm telling you, that boy's fist was as big as that bongo drug.

Oh, Lord have mercy. And the bull run over him, okay? He had that red anx of hanging out his overall. The bull run over him, turned around, and the guy got up dust himself off her when he come running by. Come on, Zah. Hey, he hit him right there. killed him dead

out of the hammer. Well, next time that we have Gimber in here, you'll have to ask him about the dust up he almost got into over a kickball game. I was just about to bring that up.

Gimber. Gimber got into it. This dude was being a tool. And I don't know if the people know. There was a kickball league. It only lasted for three years. And there was this one team called Duck Commander,

led by a certain young man sitting an exercise twice a week, aka me. And we were at the back kickball. to back. Washington Parish kickball champs. But it got heated every once in a while.

Because people didn't know the rules. I still have those trophies and stuff. Anyway, Gimber absolutely about hurt somebody one night. And it was the funniest. And I don't know if y'all knows about me. I might be able to like amp emotions up and then just start laughing about it because I don't need to fight really. He'll get you in a fight, but he ain't going to be there.

I was Robert Rolson Jr. That's like the blue cyclone. He's going to back you up as far as you want to go. I got the people angry, and then they started yelling at us, and I'm just laughing about it because I'm like, we're going to beat y'all, and it's kickball, so I don't really care. But then they made Gimber mad, so Gimber walked out on the field. And Angela told him to stop.

I told him to stop. And then it just, and then the next words, it was one of the funniest statements I've ever heard in my life. And when I tell you it got real quiet, except for me laughing, it was, let's just say, Angela yelled at Gimber that his kids were there and watching, because Gimber was kind of, he wasn't acting right. She said, Gimber, your kids are watching. He said, yeah, they're fixing to watch me kick somebody's butt. Yeah.

And I hit the floor. I was on the ground just laughing. Hey, yep, they fixed to watch them. Whopping, boys. And then we, and then we beat that team. And then we were the back to back to back To back. Yeah, we beat everybody. Kickball.

Well, we had a secret weapon. Yeah. He was fast. He was fast. I thought you were talking about Shelby. No, she was not fast. That's the slowest human being of her. The human roadblock.

Yeah. She's like Greg Maddox running the bases that time. I'm faster than Drew now, by the way. Are you? Beat him in a race. Yeah, so there you go. Inber. Let's remind us, we'll bring up.

I'm sure he's still proud of that. I bet he hadn't forgot it. So when he slides back in the duck call, We'll hit Gimber up on them. Oh, Gimber. Oh, yeah. He got a little hothead in him. Look, kickball champions.

Yeah. Three times. Three times. We used to have a trophy somewhere. They literally just said, we're not doing this league anymore because y'all are going to win it again. Yeah. And I was like, disbanded the kickball. Well, we figured out the cheat code, right?

I'm the Bill Belichick. There's a cheat code to every year. There's a cheat code to every league, right? You bunt until you get the bases loaded and then you kick snod out of it. Because they can't. get you out on a bun. Nobody possesses the ability to peg you with a kickball if you can halfway run. Except for that one girl, and I apologize to her again. Yeah, you decleaded her. I feel bad about it. Yeah. She was, I was playing first base, and she was running, and so,

and like, we didn't even try it. They didn't throw the ball to me, but she's looking at me, and I acted like I was going to catch it, and I acted like I was going to throw it at her. And she just dove out the way. Yeah. It looked like he did. And the ball's not anywhere close. Ball's nowhere close. Yeah, just a cloud of dust. She goes, ah! And then tumbles.

Yeah. And then rocks and dirt are everywhere. And I'm like, oops. She's bleeding. Yeah. And I'm like, oh no, I genuinely felt terrible. Yeah. And she gets, she's like rolling on the ground.

She stops and looks at me and goes, why would you do that? And I was like, I feel awful. But we're playing to win. No, that was just a joke. Like, I was, that had nothing. She was on first base. I was just messing around, acting like I was going to throw a kick.

And then I was like, it was a bluff. It was fun, though, because you had to, you had to like, it was alternating co-ed. So you had to have,

it was like, boy girl, boy girl, boy girl. So our wives got involved. Allison played. All Brittany played. Long leg of gazelle

out there running around like a baby giraffe. Like, oh. Yeah, it was like she just got that talk yesterday. I know. Yeah. You know how to use her legs.

Yeah, they just kind of went everywhere. Like, still does that. Like, wasp or something gets after. All you see is arms and legs coming, buddy. Just yon.

And then she's like, and then, so as funny is Jackson's built like me, right? But he understands the concept early of running. Like he uses his arms and he can smoke whalen, even though he's 10 pounds heavier. But whaling run like Brittany, got them arms up to the side and then double joints is just going. So they just, if he ever figures it out, he'll smoke Jackson. But right now, like Jackson takes him. just take off from him.

And Waylon just got, I'm going to catch you, and he don't ever even get, I'm like, Waylon, turn around and look behind you. Like, he's doing circles on you.

Like, you're a bit of a lot faster if you just turn around and go back towards him. Like, you can catch him that way. But, no, man.

I was single dad in it. It was fine. I mean, our wives left us. I don't know if your kids are like this, but when mom leaves, they're way better behaved.

Praise God. They turn into a, delight. They can't get away with everything. Yeah, the whiningess leaves. He don't care if I whined. Yeah, they just look up at me and they're like, well, he's back. And, you know, like, we have a great time.

It's fun, but. I had to, I told you what I did. Side, you're never going to believe this. This was the worst. I haven't had a rough weekend. That's why I'm kind of proud of today. Do you know what Carter's class did, the fourth grade? they said, what if we like all do a survival night

to teach the kids how to survive and we'll bring all the tents and sleep in the hallway at the school? Fourth graders. And my wife said, they all show up with tents. Yeah, and I, my wife made me chaperone.

I did not sign up. I was signed up. And I thought there'd be like 50 dads there. No. Were you the only one? Wrong answer. You weren't the only one. No.

Yeah. There were two of you? Two of us. Did you like the other one at least? I do like him. And to be fair, he actually is a junior high principal. So he's the guy. Okay.

I'm just there. Yeah, you're there for Tomic. At least we got this guy. And at 2.30 in the morning, when none of these little jokers had gone to bed, he's pacing the hall. He's just pacing with his hands behind his back. Like, I'm halfway asleep, and then this kid gets up to go to the bathroom and then doesn't go. He didn't go.

Then 10 minutes later, he goes back to the bathroom. I said, no, you're not going back to the bathroom. He goes, I got to go. I said, you can wet the bed for all I care. And then I realized I said, I'm not supposed to be chaperone and children. No. I threatened the kid that I wanted him to wet the bed. But it would have been his fault because he should have gone when I told him to go.

It's what I would have told my kid. I learned my lesson when I was getting my master's degree. Never chaper on a fourth grade. No, I was working at Crosley Elementary and I was the computer teacher, which means I took the floppy disc, put them in and turned the computers on for kindergarten through sixth grade.

And look, and the kids would tell me, I gotta go the bathroom, and I'd be like, yes, go, help yourself. So the other teachers started getting on to me. They were like, hey, you can't let these kids go. They got the time where they go, and that's it. You don't let them go.

I was like, okay. So the next class came. came in. I got to go to the back. And I was like, John David, I said, no, you had an opportunity. And I mean, just boom, right there, just pete herself. And I was like, okay, everybody to the bathroom right now. And, hey, I let them go after that.

Anytime they said they had to go, I let them go. Because I didn't want to clean up no more messes. I didn't think about the fact that I might have to clean that up. You would have. I wouldn't. You would have been cleaning up T. T.T. in the hallway of the elementary

I just left it. That's a bad deal. It wasn't my tent. Somebody going to have just a peeve-soaked tent. They weren't there to watch their tent. The other dad said he went to bed at 4.30. I fell asleep at 3. That's not going to bed.

Yeah. That's just falling asleep. Then he had to coach a soccer game the next day. That Lottie was in. I didn't even go. So if they do it in the fifth grade, are you in or are you out? Hey, bro. They do it in the fourth grade.

That's it? Yeah. I got a fourth grader next year too. Oh, I'm gonna be back. But I'm more prepared this time. Oh, I wish I would have. Are you gonna bring contraband? He's gonna bring a water bottle.

I'm gonna bring a turtle box and it's 6 o'clock in the morning when they won't get out of there. What is that noise out here, Jay? He's rattling. What? Some kind of change. They're gonna have just the circle of life playing full blast in their tent. Go home.

5.45 in the morning. Didn't want to go to bed. it feel now. Yeah, how you like me now? Put Toby Keith on there. Yeah. Allison sent me a picture this morning. She finally got to Carter's sleeping bag.

Just had chips all in the bottom of it. Oh, of course. What were they doing? Camping now. Hey, they would have a part of it. You were there. They would have a chip. Good point.

I wasn't paying attention to nothing. I had a door. My job was to make sure no kids got out that door. That one kid kept going to the bathroom, driving me crazy. So he became my problem too. That was my weekend. Still frazzled.

Now my freezer's out. Buy it out. I got a lot to do today. Yeah, mine was way better than that. We just, we sat out home and played in the pollen. And boy, do we have it. Good, Lord, at the pollen. Oh, it's bad.

That pollen. We didn't get near enough rain to wash it away last night either. Now you just got yellow paste everywhere. Yeah. Yeah, it is, it is definitely pollen season. My black truck is yellow. Yeah, it is. Oh, my white truck's yellow.

My white truck's yellow. I mean, that's just... A great truck. Let me tell you about what I did this weekend. What did you do? So I thought I'd go mow the grass before the rain came. Like every other redneck. Like every other redneck.

But I got out there and it started raining and then I drove underneath the carport and then it quit. Then I went back down. At the bottom of my land, there's some area out there that stays wet. It's low. It's low. So I said, I'm just going to get as close as I can. I mean, you know, and I got my mower stuck. Well, of course.

And then I went and got the four-wheeler. Got it stuck. Yep. There you go. And I had to go get my wife and say, I think you might can help me. I had to get my truck and back it all the way down as close as I could. Hook all the chains up to it and pull each of them out.

And I got her to pull and me to ride. We did get them out, but I was so filthy. Mud everywhere all over me. Nasty. Getting stuck at your age and make you irrationally angry. Not like, They're angry, but yeah, I was angry. I'm not angry.

I'm frazzled. Well, once you make it to this point in life, you realize just how dumb getting stuck it is. I should have stopped and said, no, it ain't worth it. Let me just, I'm going to go put the mower up. Nope, I couldn't do it. One more pass. That's all I wanted.

That's what I was going to say. Most of the time it is 100% preventable. Absolutely. And that's what makes me say angry. Oh, getting stuck? Yes. Oh, yeah. And then you just stay on it to the bogs.

all the way down. Yeah, then the pride comes up. No, I can get this thing out of here. And then when it sits on its axles in the frame, you're like, well, no, let's go get another vehicle. Keeps going lower. That's when I had to go get my wife. We went the stupidest thing I've been involved in.

We went duck up to Mall Lake. We got stuck in Fields Toyota. And he was. The red Toyota? Yeah. Okay. Hey, it's just stupid mood. When we got stuck, he just sits there with his foot to the floor.

The engine is just screaming, okay? He said, well, it's going to do one or two things. And I said, you got a winch on the front. That's why he got the winch, okay? He said, nope, it's going to pull it out or blow up. And we sat there for 15 minutes. And I said, well, that's a pretty good injury because it ain't rolled up yet.

I said, you're going to go out and do the winks and pull it out? He finally changed his mind. Stubborn. But he sat there for 15 minutes. Just foot on the floor. Letting it eat. Letting it eat. screaming.

Yeah. Y'all, I laughed. I was laughing the whole time. Were there any beverages involved in that? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, we have beverage. See, that makes a lot of sense now. Mm-hmm. What's known as manageable. Yeah. It's known as manageable. You know. Well, you know.

So y'all ain't just plain dumb. No. Yeah. It's just stupid as thing he's ever been involved in. Well, you kept looking at the wince saying this is an easy fit. I was just there once while I'd say, hey, look. That winch is still there. We're back.

You'll wear that the 10 minute mark? No. The wets are still out there. Yeah. Yeah, I'll run it. Yeah, I'll, no, I ain't going to do it. Why not? No, I'll let him get down.

You ain't a winch man? No. You was a gate man. Hey, yeah, I get the gate. I'll open the gate for you. Yeah. Amen to that. You ever seen a winch snap?

Oh, no, no, no, no. Yeah. Windus busted. Yeah, I was just curious if, I made. He's gone. Before I walk out of there, I'll go run that wince for him. Oh, well, no, now, now, if it's either walking or, yeah, I'll do it. Yeah, let me get that wind.

And right. I'll do it. Hold on. The only thing I miss about that gator flame truck. Well, no, because I see people to get in and hook a wing jump and then stand in front of it. Yeah,

don't ever do. Uh-uh. Hey, I always said, hey, hey, look. Nope.

You know, I just, I advise you not to stand there. Yeah. You know, the guy said, well, what are you talking about?

I said, hey, that thing is in a bind, son. And I said, hey, that's just a little cable. Yeah.

I said, what is the thing breaks? Get something, between you and it. It's coming to you and I said that thing will cut you in half though. All you got to do is see it once. When I saw it snap and bust the window out, I said there's power right there. I thought you saw somebody get cut in half or something.

Oh, I was going to say, that's a dangerous thing. It is. So this is under pressure and I make big time pressure. I like when Si sees somebody endangering their life and he just says, I would advise you. Well, no, no, because I don't until the day out there. I don't know what's feminine. Place to stand. I did tell the day when we was familiar out there.

What? He's done something dangerous. Oh, yeah. And then I just said, hey, stupid. Don't go up there and play with that. Can confirm. That's exactly what he said. Hey, stupid.

I said, hey, stupid, don't be going up there and playing with that. Can confirm. Did you see what I did when you said that? Oh. I stood behind Allison. Just okay. Well, hey, I just said, hey, you're doing. We're doing something real dumb right there.

Yeah. I can confirm. No. He said. No. Another day. So there's y'all something to look forward to. Also, next year on Camp Out Survivor Night,

can you come tell the children about nom? They had a couple speakers, and the whole time I was like, you know how much funnier this would be, how much more I'd enjoy myself? You would. I mean, both speakers did a great job, but I was like, imagine sigh talking to,

60 fourth graders at 10.30 at night about Vietnam. Was this a co-ed camp out too? Oh, yeah. Even better. Yeah. Bingle Tiger. That was one of the best days, okay, as far as I'm concerned, about famine. Yeah.

The day that me and Phil went to Washington Top Parry and talked to the kids. That's one of my favorites. That was hilarious. You want to run it back? I got a kid that'll invite you any day. was the most fun of that. And I'll save a wood duck. Yeah.

Oh, no. He is under the impression, you are his biological uncle. Yeah. Which is great. You are. You're the whole world. Yeah. Uncle Simon.

That was so funny. Oh, man. Allison sending me the weather. She got just a freezer piled up in the kitchen. Now she's on to something. She wants you to know. I shouldn't have gone before it rains. About that.

Well, they asked about our pet peeves, and she probably talked about my socks or something. but her pet, my pet peeve about my wife is the way she treats trash because it's my problem. She won't break down a box and she will fill a bag up and leave it there that she can't lift and I can't lift

and Andre the giant himself can't lift and she's like, oh I just piled it in this bag. It's a trash bag so I put all the trash in it and I'm like, well now what the heck are we supposed to do with it because there's so much trash in it We're going to need a fork. Yeah, we can't move it. So Allison gets something in from Amazon.

Oh, that box is just sitting on top of the trash can. So, but, okay. I'd rather that. You saw the photo. I'd rather that than it'd be put in the bag. Because Brittany will drop a box in the bag and take up half of the garbage bag. I would lose it. We burn all boxes at our house.

Well, I cut them down. I save them. And we, at Duck Commander, Beth will be proud of this. We actually have a cardboard. recycling bin outside. I don't believe about that. But it's there should you ever decide to use it.

It's cardboard only. Yeah, but most people don't use it. Here's the deal. Most people don't, but a box and a trash bag drives me... No, no, no. That's a woman thing. Drives me insane.

I'm about to take it all. I'm about to get bashed here. Why are women just so bad at throwing stuff away? They've tried and find the most difficult way to throw. Oh, no, no, no. Hey, why is because it's ingrained in them. My wife was in there in my closet the other day.

She'd come back and she said, oh, I'm going to throw all your blue jeans away. Oh, wait a minute. You're going to do what? No, that means they're coming to my office. No, stop her. You don't ever wear them all you wear as them three pants. Well, she's got her point. No.

And I said, hey, don't be throwing my blue jeans. jeans awake. Yeah, I may want to go stepping out. I may, I may want to put them on. Good grief. Hey, she had a box full of your stuff years ago, years ago. Years ago. Yeah, and we was filming.

And look, I didn't know nothing about you. I look up there and the auctioneer, Mark, pulls out my cowboy boots. Tell me how much you were going to give me for that? Well, they start while I was to wait. The boots is mama sent him when he was. Wait, that's my pair of boots. Did you have to buy them? They sold them.

You could have bought them. And I'm looking and say, wait a minute. And then the next thing is, hey, they got one of my pretty coats. And I said, his pretty coach. His whole outfit. Yeah. Yeah. And I said, hold.

His leisure suit. Yeah. Oh, whoa. I said, hey, that is not being sold. What they say. Yes, it is. Mark said, who's going to be? I walked up and took it from it.

And he started grabbing, and I said, I fixed the fuck you in the nose. Do you still have that coat? Yeah. Or is that one of them things that ended up in my office too? No, it may be gone down. It's a pretty coat. I hadn't checked. I hadn't done an inventory.

No, that one. They get in a cleaning spree a woman does, okay? But did they make it more difficult to throw away? I did hear Brittany and Bella both confessed that they gripped about me being messy on here. Are you messy? No, no. I'm John David. Admittedly, look, admittedly.

I ain't messy. I'm living exactly how I want to live. I don't, like, clutter bothers Brittany. What's that? And clutter does not bother me at all. That's me and Krista. Like, it really, like,

she gets so annoyed when I get home every evening. I take my hat off. Yeah. Lay it on the counter. You're going to put it on tomorrow. Throw my trinkets, my sunglasses, my wallet, keys all inside my hat. All one plate.

It's a whole place for it. It does not go on the counter. That's it. Where does it go? I don't know. You're going to get it all again tomorrow. It don't go on the counter. But I say, so what they call messy is really just clutter,

but I leave stuff like that. No, I'm not even going to go organized. That's why you got a counter to put stuff on. Situationally arranged. Like these things go together. They may not be, there may be, there may be too big of a box or a little, but I know that if I need fishing hooks or something,

I know they're right there with the rest of this stuff. Not to be confused with my duck decoys that are over here or my Yeti coolers that I have one of every size for, because you never know what you may need. You know, like I know it doesn't look great, but I know where everything is in each individual pile. No, and then it all gets a move. That's me.

I've got the 10 commandments at my house. Okay, and it ain't got nothing to do with Bible. It ain't got nothing to do with the Bible. What's the first one? In my area where my recliners at, there are two tables. Thou shall not steal, right? Hey, do not touch. Thou shalt not touch.

Yeah, do not touch. Command one. It's like that right now. Don't sit in this chair. Hemorrhoys are contagious. Hold on. Don't touch it. Thou shalt not touch.

First thing I always say, hey, where is this? and Christine, I can hear her in her room, I ain't touched it. Always the first sign of a guilty party, right? No, no, yeah. If they respond like that. It's like when you throw a rock in a pen of dogs, the one that helps first.

Hey, you got, that's the one you hit. I said, so since, hey, you have to do something with it because you scream just as the minute I said it. She said, I didn't touch it, yo. What's the second? Hey, I know where everything is at. and in this what didn't reach and admittedly i'm terrible too because if you let me know that clutter bothers you i'll try to do something about it no i'm the exact opposite oh you i'm going to try to

get you to a point where clutter no longer bothered women are like wild horses you got to break them in yeah well and you just got to clutter up everything and even even new office mates the cowboy one like my office drives a couple of the new people here crazy crazy. And you know what? They don't come in there. Hey, the worst thing. And I'm cool with. And you're like, you should have been around when Johnny D. was here. Yeah, there were two of them identical. Oh, I get on Britney every day for jumping up there and joining my supplement cabinet. Yeah. Because like I had everything spaced out. I got three shelves in there. I had my mornings, my evenings, everything in their own little deal.

Well, then she decides she won't get healthy, start taking all this stuff too. And then she puts all my stuff on one shelf. And then you've got to go through it. And she takes the middle shelf. They just wanted to see. I'm lying. Yeah. It was a lot easier before you cared.

I've got all my stuff. I take it like you. I set all my stuff down in one place. But then if I'm watching TV, I want to have my stuff here. If I'm in the bedroom, I want to have some my stuff here, if my medication or anything that I'm taking or using is gone, it's either my daughter or my wife has moved it. Mm-hmm. Why do you got to move stuff?

I don't know. I know exactly. I know exactly where I put everything. It's what you do. And I say, honey, have you seen my super suit? Well, it's wild is they don't mind clutter behind the door. Oh, you should see the closet in the closet. We got a closet in a closet that is a nightmare.

Allison's wedding dresses in there, and you can barely even see it because there's pillow. Anything, she's like, she don't want to throw her stuff away. It's called boarding. And she got one closet with all of her. dirty little secrets in there. Horsing. Horting. It's a...

Horting, okay? Hay's a hoarder. Alson throws so much stuff away. You know what Allison wanted for Christmas? A roll-off dumpster for a week? I said, no. I like my... I've worked hard for a lot of these things.

She's going to throw some trash away. She's going to throw my stuff away. She's come in my garage. Say it's gross in here. I said, it was nice to your daughter moved her gymnastics stuff in here with me. She's going to bag it up, and you're going to throw it away.

Yeah, because she ain't going to be able to pick it up once she get it in a box. Oh, it is funny. Golly. The women's wild, man. See, I just prefer Clutter to be out there in the open. It ain't got to be in a cabinet. I can step over stuff. You know?

And it drives her nuts, too, because the boys, you know, they're two. Hey, bad. Oh, Clutter. Clutter don't even begin to describe what them boys do to that house every day. Right. Between a man and a woman is better than Bade them, Bademan, Barney's circus. Barnum and Bailey.

Yeah, you know, you know. Bala and Bailam and Barney. It is. Barney that big purple fella. Is that the guy from the greatest showman? Yeah. The guy that preached Sunday, I thought he preached on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was hilarious.

It really was because he said, he said, well, you got two individuals, and they come together and get married. And he says, and they both, it's so messed up. It ain't even funny. Yeah. He says, you take your mess and you take her mess. Then you try to work it out and think it's going to work out? No.

Yeah. There you go. I text Alice and I said, well, my frustrations of this freezer debacle is at least got on the, made a pretty good podcast. And she said, you're welcome. Girl. No, let me text back. Bring it over here. I'm just going to leave it back.

I'm not in trouble unless she watches this. But she literally said you're going to be upset. She knew what she did. She's like, I can't lift these bags. They know. Can't lift the bag. They know every time they do it. That's funny.

That's fine. But you know what? So do we. I want, I do want people to email in. I mean, so do we. We do stuff same way. I know when I take my socks off. I'm like, I need to put those up and I don't.

Oh, you don't even get them to the hamper. The socks? Yeah. You can find my socks in a lot of places in my house. Brittany gets mad at me because all mine are hamper adjacent. She's like, it is right there. I'm like, I know, I got it close. Oh, that way when I go to do laundry,

I guarantee if you go to my house right now, you can find some socks in our couch. Guaranteed. It's not the best thing I've ever done. I'm not proud of it. But it is true. Anyways. Hey, at least we're being honest here, right?

We love each other. We should have watched it that way we could have at least tried to defend ourselves. Really and truly, we're just admitting to more of it now that we... No, I know exactly what Aousin talked about. Sox. In fact, she don't think I'm funny probably. And I'm loud.

But I also doesn't think comedy's funny. She just doesn't get it. Yeah, she doesn't. You don't get it. She doesn't think comedy's funny. I don't understand why y'all think that's funny. Oh, it is wild. Hunter, you got a voicemail when we can do one or two before we get out of here for today.

Oh, we look over and Hunter's just yawning, and apparently we're the most boring people on Earth. That's so not true. Hey, throw your little weirdo, what's it called on? actually liked bracketless the bracketless hunter I will say

Hunter's playlist while he's getting this is kind of a there were a few bangers on there that I learned to play a little bit of it for us

well that's illegal five seconds is good oh five seconds seven I think is it seven yeah seven seconds I think so what you got hunter

play the play the voice oh there is see this isn't that bad me and Hunter would probably got along in high school we'd have been at that weird table

that nobody else knew what they were doing. I need to get, you would have got him in a fight. I couldn't find a table. I had to sit on the ground. That's not true. You got to West Washington.

Yeah. A little outdoor seating area sitting on the ground. Yeah, you went in here. No, just no tables. No table. No one would let me in. He don't like tables.

Yeah. What are we? There was the wooden nerd table where they would play magic and I would just sit on the ground next to them. To be fair. The ground next to them is a better place than with them.

I'm just kidding, you magic. Anyway, I have a voicemail. I'd actually like to play that game. Hey, my name's Travis Matthews. I'm from Lake. Charles. He's from Florida. Lake Providence.

Lake Charles. It's the guy that sells all the golf clothes. Oh, yeah, Bubba Watson's people, Travis Matthews. You can tell by his voice that is from the country. My name is Travis Matthews. I'm from Lake City, Florida. I actually grew up with a cave, and Alligator Lake is right next to the high school in Lake City. Oh, yeah.

And I'm going to tell you all this. Every summer, whenever I was playing high school football, there would be at least one to two, probably 10 to 5-foot average gators on the field, and he just got to go out there with a shovel and just shoot them off. But I thought y'all was after that story, to leave a voice now to see if y'all would put it on the duct toll show or whatever it is. or whatever it is I guess I'm done

all right Travis I need I need a video of someone chasing an alligator with a 10 foot alligator with a shovel I don't even need that I need more behind the scenes

Cade stories if you can provide us with some potential blackmail and or really just overall laughs but there you go for somebody from Cade our newest

I guess he's technically newest employee I don't know I don't have a higher day every time I show up up here. There's somebody different, but allegedly they were working for us on the site.

You know, I don't even know anymore. No, Travis, I can see that. Alligator's basking on the football field. Totally believable. I don't like alligator. No, I don't either. What y'all got against them lizard?

They had them at the zoo did show up. It's a survivor night. And it's like, hey, you want to hold a snake? All them kids were holding snakes. And there was about 10 of them. them, including Carter, who come and stood by me. And they were like, you don't have to. And I was like, you dang straight, I don't have to.

I'm a grown man, you ain't making me do nothing. And I said, and now I know which kids are smart in this class and which ones are dumb. The ones that held the snake or the smart ones? No. The ones that held the snake were with me and Carter. Carter was like, I ain't holding that thing. I said, you know what? Sa said you can do, you can grab it by its tail and pop its head.

Because the guy was like, and he gave this whole. Off his head off. He gave this whole speech about snakes and how to treat them in the wild. Oh, a lot of people are big on snakes. Yeah, and I was like, I told Carter, Carter was kind of nervous. I said, you know what size is about that speech. Shoot them all, Jack. Oh, I love it.

I don't like alligators, and I've only been alligator hunting one time, and I took somebody with me that knew a little bit more than me. I don't know who was playing. It was golf. Carter wants to kill me. In Florida. Happy Gilmore. Oh, and I'm talking, no, no, no.

And I'm talking, but there's some big gators out there. One of them was, I ate three-legged. Yeah. He got chubbed, he got chubbed his hand. It done, ain't. There was a three-legged alligator? Oh, no, yeah. Okay, to be fair.

Okay, to be fair. The caters don't have eight one of them all. I ain't messing with no alligators. But as long as we're on land, I ain't afraid of a three-legged alligator. That thing can't move fast. He moved fast, you think. He made it that long. He moved fast enough.

He moved faster you think. I'm not going to be close to you. He moved faster than everybody else for a while. I ain't going to doubt him. What a weird eye. Yeah, the boys saw me get bit by a snake yesterday, so it's fine. What? Okay.

Now, we're the end of that. I was trying to catch a little ribbon snake for him, and he had a particularly sour attitude. Did you stomp on him afterwards? No, I didn't stomp on him. He bit me, and Whalen goes, he bite you. I said, yeah, he bit me. I said, that's why we don't play with him.

But it was a good coaching moment for why they shouldn't play with snake. We would have got Carter's sports again and said, piao! In high school, they had a redden snake. A young lady that was a tomboy. She was always chasing the guy that was scared of snake. Mm-hmm. She had a little green snake wrapped around her hand, y'all. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. They're awesome. They had enough one of them slipped up behind that she'd been chasing and just prints that, just cut that end of that tail, snake off with his fingernails. Oh, poor guy. Oh, no. And, hey, when he did,

that sucker raised something like a king cobra. Well, yeah. And hey, look, he lost their mind, went crazy. They took her to the Nutt House. Where she belonged, okay, for playing with a stupid thing to begin with. Amen. Hunter, can we say Nod House anymore?

Oh, leave it in, boys. Leave it in. Leave it in. Hey, whatever you do, don't throw it away. Hebrews 1035, so do not throw away your confidence, for it will be richly rewarded. If you learn anything from us, learn that God loves you, and you can have confidence in that. Don't throw it away. Don't play with snakes.

There you go. Also, don't play with snakes. Snakes on a plane. We'll see y'all next time right here in the duck call. You can pop the head off of one? Oh, yeah. I never know. I never heard that.

Seven foot, one of seven foot black snake.