Duck Call Room - Justin Martin Screamed Like a Girl When Seeing This Rattlesnake!

Episode Date: September 4, 2025

A routine check at the deer feeder turns into a nightmare when Martin comes face-to-face with a rattlesnake, and he just might need a change of pants after that. Uncle Si piles on with his trademark snake paranoia, recalling the night he refused to get out of bed after finding one in his air conditioner—and the time a rattler nearly claimed his family jewels. John-David discovers the dumbest way to waste $100, and Godwin treats his woman to a surprisingly pleasant trip to the theater to watch an old classic featuring some very big, with very sharp teeth.  - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Like and subscribe. Like and subscribe. All the things. Leave us a five-star rating. But anyway, other than that, welcome back to the duck call room, ladies. Oh, we started. We are back. Hey, the question of the day, have you got my license and my duck stamp?

You don't need a license, huh? Do what? Have you got my duck stamp, my license, and my fishing combo? I actually do have your duck stamp on my phone. Because he's old. because you have a digital duck stamp now, thanks to our friends at duckstamp.com. I got it.

So, now, the only problem with that means you have to hunt with me. So, sorry about your luck. Oh, that's bad. And Gobbans over here listening to Lullaby.

Gobbons getting granddad practice in. Did you print out any sign that I'll have, or I put in my wallet? Yeah, I have it for you. Okay. What is happening? I'm getting ready for dogs.

Well, size getting ready for duck season, which is... And duck season. And so we got it for duck stamp.com. We got him taking care. Galvin wants to go read the comments on the duck call room, and he was watching the duck call room trying to read the comments with a volume on. So it's a little... Oh, yeah.

That's a wild ride. Listening to us do a podcast while we do a podcast. I know. It was like hearing stereo. Gowan always wondered what he sounded like. So he now he knows. Oh, wow. Just something we've always wondered.

Oh, man, alive. No, we're here on the hills of Labor Day weekend, Duck Commander Sunday, and from... That was a blast. Which was a big hit. It was a good lick for the Almighty. It was. Good luck for the comments. 200 people baptized, boys.

That was awesome. How many? 200. It was 200. 200? Well, that's what Rucker's head. Oh. He said, we've done two a minute, so I figured we've done two of them.

That is the most Rucker guess at a number I've ever. ever heard. We were doing about two a minute. So, we did it for 50 minutes, so we did. No, it was longer than that. No, that's a hundred minutes. Yeah. Because they came and got me

when it was over. I was on the other side. Who was baptizing them all? I seen Willie over. I don't know if they took turns. I imagine he got tired. I wasn't over there on that side. I was on the other side doing stuff.

He was on the other side doing stuff. other side. It wasn't me because I was outside the front door trying to get in. You're stuck? Well, you know, the line. Oh, yeah, your line ended in front of your booths. A good spot to be. I was like the first person here. And it got wild early for me. Oh, that's good, man. It was awesome. I was not the first person here. I met people who drove from a little place called Manitoba. They were the first ones here. Manitoba. Yeah, there was like nine of, wasn't it? I mean, they're all wearing matches. Not a boy. Disneyland.

Yeah, they were. That was awesome. Man, it was really cool. So thank you all. I'm everywhere. Yeah. I mean, and also to our local establishments such as Johnny's Pizza, you're welcome. Because I saw Johnny's pizzas being delivered in the crowd.

One lady from Miami offered me some. Economy boost, boys. That's pretty cool. Oh, man. But no, it was super cool. Thank you all for coming. I mean, and legitimately thank you. I know that a lot of time you think it's a formality, but thank you.

It was a very enjoyable day celebrating a man. The weather was beautiful, really. Huh? The weather was beautiful and even that little breeze blowing. It was hot there for a while. I only changed shirts twice. I went through three wardrobe channels. I'll say this.

Whenever we decided to do it Labor Day weekend, I thought I was going to pass out from the thought of heat. exhaustion. It wasn't that. But it was a very normal day for Louisiana and August. I mean, it wasn't bad. It wasn't, it was just normal. Those Canadians were looking at me like they were in a bottle.

The people not from here were struggling. But all those locals were like, you sweat through your clothes, but that's just summertime here. Every picture I took. They're going to go back and tell them people said, because when I was up there two weeks ago, they said, this humidity, I was like, No. Oh, that ain't yet, boys.

It's not even worth telling them because they couldn't understand, but those understood. Yeah, they get it. Okay. But I couldn't understand they're cold, so. And I'm not going to, nor do I want to. Their water gets hard and you can't even fish. That's terrible. When the water ice is over.

It's the one that they don't have a bunch of people just cutting each other's throat. It's crazy. I think they drink a lot. instead of murder. Well, I noticed there's a lot of kids up there. Well, there ain't nothing else to do. No. Only one way to stay warm.

That's what happens when it gets real, real cold. People snuggle. Man, can you imagine not being able to fish? Yeah, that's something. Forget fishing. I'm almost wanting to cry. Them folks can't even walk outside some days. People couldn't fish.

I'd starve to death. Yeah, ain't that the truth. There was a lot of people saying they were going to stay over and ask me where they could fish from the bank. And I was like, buddy, it's all just save you time. I said, go to a fishing, store and buy you stuff to fish with back home was my line. I was like, because you, you, you ain't going to catch nothing here from the bag.

I do need to find, I did send, they were going to do it. So I sent a couple people to a couple spots I know. Uh-oh. I never heard back. So, yeah, they may still be it. One star review probably, but yeah. Enough time of year. I go out there catch them gawar off the bank. Oh, how about that? You buy you. Good, curry. So did you say it? What? Did you, so this weekend was, wild. I sponsored the first ever West Monroe Gar Rodeo. Oh, I didn't. You didn't

see it? How many was entered? I think we only had 77 entries, which was good. Like, we didn't do it. The first one ever, we didn't know what to expect. What was the biggest gar caught? I'm about to show you. Biggin. Bigging? Bigging. Bigging. Double Honda. Oh, good.

Seven and a half foot tall. 207 pounds caught on a rod and reel. Yeah, I talk to them boys. at the expo that caught the 101. They went to hooping and hollering, and they was right down from them guys. Yeah. And they said,

we got, we won this, we won this. And he looked down there, and they was chasing that sucker. Look how, that fish, I've swam next to that.

That ain't just for regular garden. That's an alligator going on. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Can they eat you? No,

their mouths are small. Yeah. One bite at a time? People don't realize how big them things get. I don't know if they eat you, but they certainly take a plug. Look at that head. It's not. It cut you up, man.

Hey, was that a record? Uh, so he, it was pending. There's another record pending from like Toledo Bend that's a little bigger. Here's the one old Sharmdog caught. I mean, look at that. That's a hundred ninety-seven pounds. Ooh. They bought the crane, they got the crane there to weigh the fish just in case.

That's a good thing they had it. And it was like, kind of like, that'll be funny that we have a crane to weigh the fish. Look at our mayor. We had to. Our mayor is the most redneck woman in the world, and I love her. Daisy, you wild. Look at that. Oh, she's cool.

We need to have her own here. We do, because Christian said he ran into her at Duck Commander Sunday. She showed up, and she's like, oh, yeah, I got some gar and meat in the fridge, and I got two gar that I kept whole because the lady's going to do a painting of them. Yeah. And I was like, yep, you are the mayor of West Monroe. I couldn't. I got to tell Stacy, Gar ain't endangered.

If you need a fresh gar for a painting, wait to the lady says she can do your painting. We can get you a gar. Well, the lady, like, puts it up against it or something. I've actually seen. That one looks bigger than the 200-pounder. I've actually seen gar. Their head was hanging out a 16-foot boat. Their tail was hanging out the other end.

16-foot. Now, I'm telling you, they were caught in nets. Yeah. Where did they catch these thing? I actually seen three guards laying in a boat. He was in the by. Sherman ain't going to tell you what caught it. Oh, I don't know where that one was.

I would say. I know them other boys was in the bag. That guy right there, now that Phil is no longer with us, he might know the Washaw River better than any human being alive. Okay. Yeah. He commercial fishes like Phil used to. I wonder how long it took him to catch that on a rod and reel, though.

That one was on a jug. So that other one did they live scope it? Mm-hmm. Yeah, and then treble hooked it. I guess. Some other boys were... Oh, no, no, no, they got them. Buffalo.

Buffalo. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. Carp. He said you got to let them take it for about 10 minutes. Oh, yeah. Sure, it seems like a three-tailed shrimp to the belly would work a lot easy. I know.

I don't know. I know. Maybe not. Maybe it won't go through there. I mean, those things... Now, I've shot them, Godwin shot them with a bow and air. I mean, look at that. Down in South Louisiana.

Now, we shot one big in. but he wouldn't. That's in our water. What was he? Probably 60 pounds. That one? No, no, no. I'm talking.

Oh, that kid. The one we can. Yeah. The one, me and God was shot one one night. How would you like to be chest deep in water? I shot it two or three times. Look behind you and see that. I don't think they're aggressive, though.

But I mean, they could eat. Hey. They're big enough to eat. Yeah. That mouth looks aggressive. Yeah. I think so. He looks aggressive to me.

Good. And he called it on a jug, right? That's a job. What is that? I think that's just, Matt, that was in the bomb. Oh.

There were, there were, in a boat. It was a collateral. There were nine fish in that boat that were all bigger than Carter. Okay. Yeah.

So he smashed. Yeah, he's good at what he does. When he walked into register, I said, oh, man, he said, where do I enter?

I said, well, you ain't going to let nobody else win the first one? And then he won. The local tackle distributor wins the first one. Did they sponsor it? I don't know. Y'all have some of their money back.

Got her got her going Oh, yeah. It was both, jug, and... How much was it to win it? $400 if you won. It was only $35 to get in. I think next year we're going to have a bigger prize because we're going to have more people.

Pretty good. Oh, yeah. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means? That means more outside cooking. And y'all know. We love to eat beef around here.

And that's what because of our friends over at Trial's beef makes such a good product, baby. Ain't it good? It's so good. It's our friend, South Robert. and would say, buy on the grill. Look, before we got Tritels, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day.

And you never really know where that beef comes from. But with Tritels beef, we skip the grocery store and do it a different way. Tritales comes from a family ranch out in Texas. They're a fifth generation American ranch. So they've been at it for a while. Now, look, the beef comes straight from their ranch and other ranchers they work with who raise cattle the same way. Their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your door.

We threw a couple of ribbys on the grill. Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Tritale's beef. I know in size case Christine loves it, which is just a she doesn't eat meat. She isn't a big meat either, folks.

Yeah. Just go to try. beef.com slash that's trybeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. I can't help but wonder now looking at what y'all just had on the screen. Uh-huh. And wondered why you slam up there. What's the biggest fish in the ocean?

It had to be a whale. Maglodon. You're going to have to reconsider your last statement. The biggest what in the ocean? Biggest mammal? Well, that would be, now you're on the whales, but he ain't a fish. shark is the biggest fish but isn't it a well

a white oh it's some type of shark oh the whale shark they got some big fish in the Atlanta aquarium at Epcot I think one of them died no Epcot just got them manatees

that's all they got manate hold on you're just wondering what the biggest fish is largest fish in the ocean largest fish in the ocean the whale shark yeah

I do that was 39 can reach up to 60 foot long and guess what I've seen FD foot long. BBS. That's it. That's 20 yards.

What would you do? Four of them to cover a football field. That's 20 yards. 20 yards, 30 feet. A great white sharks, 23 feet, and it jump out to water and hit them seals. One day I'm going there. Boy, Paula. To watch that in person.

Paula has been smoking it at 25 to 30 yards, touching airs. At 20 yards, her airs look like this. Like a bouquet? Target panic. Uh-oh. I said, we turn that bull's eye and just a black face

touching hers. There you go. I said, you punching that stinking thing. I told her to quit. She was brushing her eyebrows too high. I was telling her.

She was brushing her eyebrows too high? I told her. I said, she said, she looked like a. With a brush? Yeah, she looked surprised. Walked right into that one.

I was so lost. I jogged into it. He brushed right into it. She looked surprised. Walked right into that one. There you go. Gobwin's back. Gobbin's back.

I love it. I don't even know how to recover from how hard I walked into that. I feel like I just jumped through a screen door that I didn't see and hit the glass, square in my face. Well, I was going to tell a chemistry drug, but I figured I wouldn't get a reaction. shark got how many teeth has a shark got what depends on the shark well just ask how many teeth in a shark's head all right well welcome to the episode of marine biology and gregal the reaction you got was another question yeah sign every yeah right right we went to see jowls last night and then i want to know what's the top speed of any shark hold on we have all right we got to get

look that was all in three you went to jaws in the movie you went you went to jaws in the movie in the year 2025 of our Lord? 50 year anniversary. They got it in 3D now. Hunter, were you there? Come on now. I was that a funeral. Oh.

Well. Whoops. All right, then. Okay. We're going to come back to that. Yeah, we'll circle back. Yeah, we'll circle back to that. We'll check in on Hunter a little bit.

Okay, we'll circle back to that. They'll be about to chase. I just figured a 50 year anniversary of a movie in 3D wouldn't have your name. I doubt my glasses in the truck. Oh, you can get them to Hunter. He can save some money. Oh, yeah. Was it fun?

Did you have fun? Yeah. Was Jaws in a great day? Did you get scared? No. I went with Paula and Rhonda Williams. Yeah. And Lisa Antley.

How much Polly? And they jumped about three times. I mean, scream. Jaws was on TV yesterday. No. And my mom said it's not Labor Day without Jaws. And I was like, what is this elf in a Christmas? Like, I don't, I didn't know that was a day.

It wasn't. It wasn't. It shouldn't be Labor Day. It should be July the 4th. That's when it happened. Okay, see, I had so many questions. July 4th. They're going to close the beach down there.

It said, no, we ain't closed. Is that the story of Jaws? And then they eat some more people. Let me meet some people. And then they went to find him. I watched it for like 10 minutes, and he attacked somebody and just apparently bit their leg off, but then didn't eat the leg and it just floated to the bottom.

Yeah, that's in there. Yeah, I saw it. But on a regular TV. Yeah, not as cool. I think it on a big TV. Yeah, I guess I've... So people do go to that? Because I've been seeing all the time, like, old movies are now back in theaters.

Yeah. How many people are in there? That's because of new movies. It wasn't a whole bunch. It wasn't a whole bunch. It wasn't a whole bunch. But there is. I has a big comeback for old pictures shows.

Hunter, the cinephile of us all. Yeah. It's because they're rescaning the footage and remastering them into 4K. so they're easier or they're better to watch. That's what he said. He'd come on there, the dude, the director. Steven Spielberg. No.

Was it him? I don't know who done. I don't know. I don't know. Who done jaws? I don't think it was. He was in the blood, though. Slam dunked, Steven Spielberg.

Was that him? In your face, Hunter. I was wondering what he looked like. Yeah, I guess that was him. Well, he come on there and talk and talked about the few. Thanks for coming and watching a few. See, I would keep, we even got a special. so thank you.

Man, you had a day yesterday, brother. I didn't tell you. I might go see Jurassic Park if it went back to theaters. In 3D? I don't like 3D because those... Who's the one that done that? The 3D, Steven Spielberg. Is it?

The 3D glasses are made for normal-sized humans. Yeah. And I'm larger than average. Me too. And it's like a really weak guy. You gotta wear them kind of down on your nose. And pressing my temples. Yeah.

You got to wear them down on your nose. Is that what you do? Yeah. And then they got the Wizard of Oz at the Spear. What? What does that even mean? Wizard of Oz at the Speer. The original.

Yeah. Huh? You know, if you got Pink Floyd the Wall, when the third broor of the line comes on and you start that album, it does the Wizard of Oz. It's the Las Vegas Spheres. Sphere. The Las Vegas.

The Las Vegas. Not a spear. And Pink Floyd. I thought he was saying a spear. How do you say it? Hold on. S-P-H-E-R-E-A-F-E-A-F-E-F-E-E-F-E-R-W-G. Godwin and is in retirement is a wealth of old movies in new theater technology.

The Pless Keney Chesney called home all summer, the Sphere in Las Vegas. There you go, okay. And that, well, how do y'all know all this information? I listen to No Shoes Radio on Sirius X-M, so. Turns out I'm a big Kenny Chazey fan. You are the, you still have serious X-M radio? Yeah. Yeah.

Sure do. And then those people still were on. people still were out there. I've seen that Wizard of Oz. I also still have Comcast, so, hello. I've seen the Wizard of Oz thing on the book of faces. The Wizard of Oz thing. So they're just putting it in the giant movie theater?

Somebody had went to, yeah, it looked pretty good. Could you imagine those people time traveling and watching it there instead of in black and white? Their minds would be blown. What about one of them things get to flying around? I know. And they had stuff flying out in the audience when they tore and the native was yeah the tornado was coming and there was debris coming out and on it all right if they put twister in the sphere and throw a cow at people i'm in we're going hunter me and e road trip

i know hunter's the only one that'll go with the cows floating around in the air he's in there's something similar in dallas uh but they're playing the matrix because i was trying to go to that i bet you that would be cool i've never seen the matrix missing that's not my fault well how did he go out oh he got killed by flying cow at a movie watch he's got killed by a flying cow at a movie watch in a movie, a movie theater. Landed on him. It landed on him, killed him. You ever seen Twister?

Trust him. I'm just trying to make sense of my head of what we've actually accomplished. No, we don't accomplish anything. That's our thing. I don't even know. Do you go to movies? No. Wow.

Whoa. Why not? Yeah. Godwin went and saw an 80-year-old movie yesterday in theaters. It's pretty cool on a big old screen. Yeah, I mean, the only... The series is comfortable now. The only thing I've gone and watched in theaters is The Chosen in the last...

Make fun of that somehow. Well, the Cove. Get Martin for being better than the rest of the show. No, I just don't. I mean, you can... Sorry, I wouldn't saw the bad guys too, all right? You can stream it like the same day now via Comcast Xfinity. Why?

Why? Why? I ain't got a... You know why? Because if I get up to pee... 30 by 20 foot... They don't have the popcorn. It's not the same if you ain't watching it on a 30 by 20 foot with surround.

and all that. Yeah. Watching on a little screen, yeah, you're saying that, but no. They fixed it, though, where you can get on your phone on the way to the movies, order all your food, it's just sitting there waiting on you. In your chair? Just like a little, you grab it, and then you go to your chair. We went to a show in Shreport, and they had recliners, and you order it,

and they bring it to your seat. See, now I'm in on that. Sure did. Now that's a theater. That's what they need. Did you get a steak with a handle on it? Yeah. Maybe I'm talking about recliners, Jack.

Yeah, yeah. It's almost like being home without being at home. Martin's like, what's wrong with home? You can have a Tommy Hawk to it, aren't even into a live sporting event in a while. He's just a stick in the mood. Martin's become a home body in his old and his 40s. Them kids would love it. Well, you're welcome to take them.

When was the last time you took the kids to a movie? You are, well, they have not been yet. You haven't been to a movie? Oh, they'll never see one. Never see one. Oh, they like popcorn? Jackson. They'll never eat popcorn.

Whalen doesn't, Jackson? They ain't had movie popcorn. Oh, Lord, here you go. It does taste better. You got to be at that. Popcorn tastes better. Oh, anything that's $7 taste better. Well, I'm talking, it's better.

It's because it puts you in the right family. Yeah, yeah. You can put all the butter you want. Yeah. of that machine and just roll it around. Oh, I bet your popcorn is wild. Oh, the bottom of my bag, soggy. Oh, that's gross.

The soggy bottom bags, baby. That's not, that's just oil. That's not butter. That's good. That's what I'm talking about. It is good. It is good. You know you can door dash that to your house now?

If you're about to watch a movie, you can get on your phone, and somebody will go by a tent to the movie and get you a popcorn and bring it to your house. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. Don't dare me to show side of power of technology. It's a technology wonderful. Martin just sent me. That is all.

Hey, order some popcorn. I don't know what we were. I don't think it'll get here in time. I don't, I didn't know where we were going, so I said something I wanted inside to see on your car. Oh,

we're going to show them that in a minute. I want to Paula loves popcorn. I'm going to tell you how much it costs to the movie. There's nothing better than popcorn. It's a show popcorn is the best. We have a Ziplop bag the size of Lottie in our house right now. Look. $16.

For what? For a bank of popcorn? It's the size of three large popcorn. Allison was telling me how great this was the other day. I didn't know I spent $16.50 on it because apparently they did some Bible study with popcorn because, you know. Oh, yeah, popcorns and PJs. Something in 2025. 1650 and we'll get three large popcorns.

Does anybody want to icy? You betcha. Mixed all up. You seem far away from this address. Oh, no, that's going to take too long. You got to pay an extra $3 to get it faster. We don't care. You're paying for it.

Sounds about right. We don't care. It's your phone. Last time I had something delivered here, it went to somebody on the other side of it. Don't give the wrong address. If there's one thing, if there's one thing we know for certain people

do not want to sit here and listen to us eat. Especially popcorn. Yeah. I don't know why this is. Okay, there we go. There you go. You ordered it? Hand it to him.

You got it coming? It's not going to make it, guys. Next time when we get... We'll wait on it. Yeah. Johnson, we'll wait on it. Godma said, I got nothing to do. I ain't got nothing to do.

After tip, it's $25. And $39. I don't think I can do that. All I got to do is pack. Even I draw a line somewhere. What do you eat now? They eat now. He can't.

He just popped out. Lucky's pecans from out of nowhere. I keep a stash up under this table. Just because y'all's, you can see everything. They always munching them. Why do you think they're always munching over there? We're exposed over here. Yeah, y'all, y'all don't have any hidden places.

Anyway, sharks have anywhere from 50 to 3,000 teeth just depending on the shark. 50 to 3,000? The whale shark has 3,000. Now, what's fastest swimming? All right. The maco. And then you do the bath. He's going to be swimming at, what, 60 miles an hour?

More than I. Was that with 3,000 feet? 46 miles per hour. How did you know the makeup was the fastest shark? So, hey, you can, you can die. Don't dur. You could die or you can lose legs. That's what the whole premise of Labor Day was for...

Or he could cut your whole body in half. I've seen it. Yeah. I've seen it on the jaws. I don't know how Jaws caught on. Jaws eat a boat. Hey. Yeah, because I, you don't want to go to the beach.

He was smart. Yeah. Hey. Do you think that boat's going to save you? No. Wrong. It didn't. Wrong answer.

It saved that one guy. I can't wait until a hunter has to title this one. No, I didn't. It ain't Labor Day without Jaws. My mom said that direct quote. And I was like, what are you talking about? Like, sure. You just slide over to TNT and watch Jaws all day?

She was yesterday, but I mean, as this was my 36 Labor Day, most of them spent at her house. I don't ever remember us watching Jaws. I don't know. That's a dude out of the poor. Labor Day, we just, we've always been in the woods. I don't know. It's right here on the eve of hunting season. We always spent Labor Day weekend at the camp,

either planting or messing around or doing something like that. So I don't really have any Labor Day traditions. Our Labor Day tradition is Labor. I did. It's labor. We go to work while everybody else is off work. Does that one they eat a blackout piece, Labor Day? That's New Year.

That's New Year. That's... Hold on, is that the time of eating turkey addressing? There was a day that everybody ate a black ice peaks. I don't do it. It's New Year's Eve, okay. Hard pass. I mean, I'll eat blackout peas all year long.

I like them crowders. I like them. I like them when they first come out. When you pick you a bunch of them and cook them up? Oh, yeah. Oh, purple holes before you dry them. Oh, that, and then all it goes with it. Five squads.

Just tomato, cucumbers. Okra. Not okra, all that. All that. It ought to be a lot of grow old. No, it ain't nothing better than sit down at a table in the summertime, and everything on it comes from the garden. Yeah, yeah.

Except for okrake. Including a little fried rabbit that was out there gnawing. Oh, yeah. He just got caught up in the frame and got cooking. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's right. Yeah.

I don't like eating. Rabbits are too cute to eat. We always end up talking about food. Now I'm starving to death. Well, for 24-52, they'll deliver her sweet. I'm going to cook me and Ms. Paul. I'm going to grill. I know what I'm cooking when I get on.

Popcorn? Hey, bust out the popcorn, boy. So I'm going to go home. Are you going to cook it? Or you going to microwave it? Be on. Oh, man. Hey, I got one of them.

We got bags. You put it on your stove. We have a, we have a. We have a popcorn night at once in a while. Playing poker. Poker and popcorn don't seem to mix. I'll tell my wife I get about 10 bags. We won't eat them all.

Poker and popcorn seems to be a greasy mess. Oh, it is. It's so good, though. These cards are a mess. Oh, it's so good. And y'all just microwave it? Reckenbocker. What is it?

Reckonbocker? Orville Reddenbocker? Orville, yeah, Arvo Reck and Redenbucker. Orville Reck and Redenbocker. Yeah, yeah. He said Reck and Buckingbock. Oh, no, that's good popcorn, too. We air pop bars.

You basically buy a fancy blow dryer, and it just blow dries them until they pop, and then they're healthy because there ain't no oil. And then you spray them down. Y'all just talking about how good movie. Well, that ain't no good. Nothing but old. Now they're talking about. I got a popcorn maker that's in the shape of R2D2.

It is awesome. R2D2. I ain't lying. Beep, he doesn't make any noise. He just pops up. He's always making noise when he comes back. I haven't stopped laughing over here for the past 30 minutes.

You're welcome. All right, I'm, Whoa. Look, it's from William Sonoma. Oh. Who? My popcorn maker.

The popcorn maker. Who's William Samoma? They make fancy popcorn. It does look art. you do too. Look, you put your popcorn in there, a hundred dollars.

I'm getting one. You paid $100 for that? And then you wouldn't even give a $25 tip for popcorn coming up? No, because I got that and I already paid $100 and might as well make it myself. Oh, why don't you make us some

and bring it up here when you're coming? Quantities are limited. That's going to be like the pizza I never get. I know. I never got. All the bread. Always talking about it. I don't ever show up.

To date, I hadn't ate it before he gets here. I got big news, though, everybody. Allison's been out of sorts, you know, being back in the workforce. But last night at 7.45, an alarm went off.

I said, what in the world is that? And she said, I got to go feed my sourdough. So the sourdough queen is back, baby. She's back. At least for a week. Don't tell us about it,

because you ain't bringing none up it. That's it. Oh, Well, she's making bread for conference, actually. I don't know what she's doing. Yeah. Oh, man. I ain't none of us going to get to eat it.

I got to take some body fishing that's coming to that. By the way. Well, by the way, I got to talk to Sadie. Yeah, we got to do something about it. This guy, we got to, we got to move it. It can't be the first weekend in September. Yeah, that's a bad deal. What?

Conference. L.O. Conference. Are you speaking at it? What in the world is L.O.? He don't know yet. What is the L. Hello conference? Sadie's big conference where every,

all of her fans descend upon Monroe-West Monroe for the weekend. Oh, I didn't know enough about it. Well, she always does at opening weekend of dove season. Oh, well, I'm out. Well, I'm out. Until I had children. Yeah, I'm out. Because now Brittany.

Well, it's for women. And doves, doves come first. Amen, buddy. I'm figuring out of way men and boys go. I don't know how we going to do it, but we go. Hey, Stone, we're going to kill them, and then Stone's going to kill them. Hello, after party at Stone's House.

You heard it from Sihon. Everybody show up. I think I was still like 10 o'clock at night. This guy. Oh, yeah, they end up off. Oh, no, he's done a trip way back in March. I think I'm going to do like, I think I'm going to get him to do it like Blake does. Blake?

Yeah, Blake, Macbillard. He takes them and cuts them, cut them and cuts them and cuts the little bit of the centerpiece. Yeah. all the way out both sides you're taking Philip McMillian then you get a half jalapina

and you put that meat in there and the jalapina then you wrap that with bacon then you put it on the creole yeah get rid of the bone yeah I got to hear more well you have to do is just throw it in your mouth

and you know what's even better you take it off the bone like that see this will peak Alex Alex's interest over here so you take it off the bone like that and you slice him and then you you you put him in a wonton wrapper with your jalapeno and your cream cheese and you wrap him up

and you fry him. And then you got a little dove wanton. A wanton. Did you just make a dove egg roll? It ain't an egg roll because you don't like roll. No, it ain't an egg roll. You just, yeah, it's like a ranger. Oh, no, no, no, this is what I would call dove hors d'oeuv.

And you just sit there and you just, you just throw them in your mouth and let it just. One right after the next. You dip it in that little sweet. You eat about 40 of them. They gave you with a rangoon. Yeah, you eat about 40-up. I'm not a big rangoon guy. Really?

They got like a weird cream cheese in it that I don't like. Mm-hmm. Oh, forget the cheese. No, forget the cheese. Put the jalapal pepper, the dove, and then a bacon. Yeah. And then before you take it off, you brush it with Mayhall jelly. Oh, my goodness.

Then just eat until you make yourself sick. Well, you could make that like pepper sauce with Mayhaal jelly. you could do the spicy chili with Mayha as your base of that. You could. Joanna's making that. See? I'm eating lasagna tonight. Are you?

Making tallow. I could eat about 20 of them right now. I could eat tallow down for. The wonton. Hey. Really? The wantons. Yeah.

Wanton. They good. Oh, no. Yeah. I could eat about 20 of. So a guy booked to be on fire. But it would be worth it. A guy booked you from March.

You have to book you that far out? Well, he booked me because his wife's coming to that conference. And he's going fishing? Saturday. That's the far I blocked my Saturdays off. And velvet season, well, buck hunt, three-day buck hunt this weekend in Arkansas. Uh-oh. Miss Paula ain't real happy, oh.

She ain't real happy? Why isn't she happy? You tell her she knows away? Oh, she's going right up there with her brother. There you go. She's going. Goblin's living his best. He's going to be that.

Now that he's retired. Didn't my skater's bad up there? No. Man. I got eight alive yesterday with the boys putting up, putting out corn. I know. I was up there. Well, I'm up in the mountain.

Yeah, I just didn't know. I'm up there with them. He's up there. With them red dogs and ticks are bad. Yeah. They're bad. The sugars are bad. And the bears, they're bad.

The bears. They're saying. You all right. A bear bites of you. You're in trouble. Like the people in Jaws. I got mountain lines up there. But they ain't black.

No, they're mountain lions. They're two-tong. They're deer-colored. They're teetone, two-tong. Well, deer's red right now. They're two-tone. They're slowly losing it. A mountain lion's too tall.

There's a deer that's got a little, he's got a little like a deer, and he's got another little patch that's like it's got a little orange in it. So I could deer hunting Arkansas this week. Yeah, for three days. For three days. Bucks on it. Velvet.

No, you can't. No, I'm aware I can't. I'm just saying I could. You got to figure out dove season. and two twin, two and three quarter year olds. Yeah. Yeah. Good luck.

Yeah. I'm rooting for you. They just started that last year. My kids, you can lock the door and leave them no food out and they'll make it. They kill 1,500 years ago. Is there a cold front on the way? Bucks. Bucks only.

Do what? Why are we having seven different conversations? It's today. Somebody wants to stop. Is there a cold front on the oven? Because he. Yes, there's a cold front on the last. What is it supposed to hit?

Tomorrow, is it? Oh, no, Friday. He said pitiful. That's what I thought. Yeah. Huh? It opens Saturday. Yeah, the highs this weekend are 85, 84, 85.

That's a cold front, people. Uh-oh. What the high in Arkansas is going to be? 75. See? Well, I wonder if this is going to run them doves out from Honey Break. I don't care. Oh, hey, hey, don't be that way.

I'm going to be in Arkansas. Hey, that's where I'm going. And the Arkansas Doves season open. We could go up there to Wilmotica'il a sack full of doves. I saw them yesterday. Where I duck on up here in Arkansas? I saw him yesterday. You went all the way to Arkansas on Labor Day?

I mean. Yeah, it ain't. It's higher than 10 minutes. Yeah, I was getting out of the house. It just feels further because it's different states. I don't cross state lines on. Or close to the state line. I was really just getting the boys out of the house for the day and just having a fun time.

It's taking them to do that kind of stuff is way easier than attempting to get them on a boat. A boats are fun, though. There put flotation on their arms and let them go. If they fall out, they'll learn. Oh, I don't want to go back. You can't do that with them. They're that ISR. I can't put none of them puddle jumper or nothing.

If they get a floaty, it's got to be a regulation life jacket. So nothing that helps you float. They're sinker swimmers because of all of their training. He ain't losing that. training now. Now, well, paid too much for it. Yep, still paying it.

What? They go, they still go twice a week. Them kids gonna be Michael Phelps for us. Well, they need to get comfortable with water. A lot of the stuff that we do

is dependent on water. I mean, fishing, duck hunting, all the things. I want them to not be scared of water. I want them to respect it, but I don't want them to fear it. So. I know a lot of fishermen

that are scared of water. Yeah, I know. It's kind of crazy. It is. I mean, I don't want to drown for what that. worth but I'm not here to water. Trying to be kind of bad.

Bad for business. Bad for business. Yep. You heard it here at first, folks. Ruff boys. Sire, look at what we, I got, I sent John. Oh, yeah, sorry. We got sidetracked.

If you're going to work on deer feeders and stuff and you see that, what's your next move? Oh, you're going to have to be working on that deer feeder. Wait a minute. How did he get up there? I have no idea. and there's no camera on it either. Look at his head. Look at him.

Size is just staring at it. Just a big old bull rattlesnake curled up on the deer feeder. That's where the corn comes out of the feeder. That's the little page at the time. He's a vegetarian. That means it ain't better none in that. How big is that sucker? He big enough.

He was approximately five foot. Did you measure him? I held him out there. Did you blow his head off? Uh-uh. You didn't kill him? Well, he's no longer with us. Oh, okay.

But I didn't blow his head off. I did not have a firearm. That's a diamond back too, ain't it? Timber. You can't. Well, his head off, you'd ruin your deer feeder. No, I got him out of there. Would you believe he did not make a sound until my buddy's,

Ben's face got down there? And then did he do this. And then he did it. Oh, no, that's the worst sound. And he won't talk about high stepping. Oh, I'd have ran. Two grown men. gone squealing running like trying to figure out where it was yeah where to go and we didn't know

where he was at first like you know oh yeah oh yeah yeah good hiding spot that's a good way if you if you like eating rats or anything that's a good place to sit right there buddy that is he is basically learned from us on deer hunting put your bait out and you sit right here they're coming and i don't like that but yeah he's a bull now i just Hearing that's like hearing... Well, I'm looking at him. He's got about, what, 10? Do, do, dude.

Yeah, he was about five. He was about five-footer. Do do, do. Somewhere, I don't know. Ten rattlers. He took a stick to the back of the head pretty hard. Well, I think, say, because I don't, that's one sound. I don't like.

The sound of jaws coming against you? A little buzz or the clicking. It never sounds like it does on TV. I don't care. No. That little, that little deal they do on TV where it's... I ain't ever heard it sound. I was hunting in Florida.

Yeah, just like that. I was on squirrels. I was on squirrels. I hadn't heard of. I was on TV. I saw it. I had my pistol on. I stepped over a log that had a limb come up.

I mean, the limbs touching me in the crocs. And then I hear that. By three foot limb. How fast do you get off that limb? Oh, no. Did I? I jumped nine foot in the air. He could have done.

Look, and I've got a nine shot, 22 pistol, and I emptied all nine rounds before I hit the ground in that snake. When I looked and I said, wait a minute, I was above them limb. You didn't know. I'm serious. He like Yosem and he saying. It's like LeBron James combined with white earth. You're talking about a shot of adrenaline. You jump.

boy, hey, I bet you I jump nine foot in the air. I tell you, for an outdoorsman, there's nothing that'll charge your batteries quite like the sound. Oh, no, no. I've only heard it once, and I said, nope, hey, you get to slide. He was right there under my family's jewels, okay. Oh, no, you're talking about it. Heaven forbid you lose them. I've moved.

I've heard it twice when I hear it. I just take off running. You know, think I had an automatic instead of a double, double trigger, uh, 22 pistol. Oh. Because I cocked it the first time, but then, hey. All this is mid-air, everybody. This whole story happened above the,

and all nine shots hit that sucker too. Oh, my goodness. Oh, yeah. That's what I'd have said. Oh, and he freaking Oakley over here. I shot him literally to pieces, okay? I was serious. Mm.

And he would lay and look, just straddled over that limb that I was next to. That is A whole story. I'm normally with you, but when you start getting a nine foot vertical, I don't know that I can follow you there, Sa. Hey, hey, look, the almighty, when you hit you

with a shot of adrenaline, trust me, you can jump that high, buddy. I just, I mean, I couldn't do it. All right, hey. My family jewels would be gone. I just can't jump that high I never have

wrong snake I touch a backboard a couple times in my life I've never touched the rim I'm getting eating the only thing it would have been nine foot long on me is a string of do-do coming out of there as I'm trying to get away

just a nine-foot string of it. I had to check my breeches after that oh no no here's another thing too you see it in the movies but it's actually true What do I see in the movie? In the movie, when it shows a snake, his eyes are glowing in the dark.

Kind of like your story about teenage Bigfoot. That's true. What, their eyes glow in the dark. Hey, a rattlesnake's eyes do. If you shine a light on the light on it. Hey, they grow red. Yeah, well, I ain't seen a rattlesnake on a bank. Oh, here field, he has seen it under his house.

Frog and I know they, whenever you think you may see a bullfrog, sometimes it's Cotton mouth. Hold on. Yeah. They line up. I'm telling you, they line up. Hmm. Hey, y'all.

What? Remember whenever I told people to email us? About, and they emailed us? Pictures of size, new teeth. Mm-hmm. Hold on. I just said that one ago. That was when I had real pretty teeth.

Oh, Lord. You're riding a Black Panther dressed like Rambo. That's not when you had pretty teeth. Yeah, yeah. GPT, baby. That one's scary. That's pretty teeth, that boy. A guy from chili synthese, which crack, I, like, like,

Chile? Yeah. And I was like, must be a, must be somebody not from Chile. And his name is Yosello Rojas, something. So, yeah, he's from Chile. I'm guessing. Hello, our Chilean friend. And then here's a, here's another good one.

That's a good, yeah. Not near, it's from Indiana. So there's no Black Panthers or rain. Rambo. Oh man. He put your glasses back on you, though. Yeah. Yep.

Hey. I got about a hundred of these, by the way. Oh, yeah? Let's say them all. This one is titled Uncle Sy with some Steve Harvey's, which I really enjoy. I can't wait. That's from Adam. That's one cool man.

Boy, you got that big teeth. Well, that's why they call him Steve Harvey's. Yeah, old Steve. God. I literally. have a whole bunch though you got me you got me out i did woo in a house i lived in and i think it was the one that i tore down for plaiton to build there was a big giant oak tree beside it with a window unit air conditioner this thing's like four feet off the ground and the only thing around there that

a snake could have got in was that big oak tree but you know i come in one's Well, afternoon and summertime, turn the air conditioner on. As soon as I turned it on, all I smelt was snake. What? Yeah. You can smell them. Yeah. You can smell it.

That is true. Anyway, I turned on and I said, good grief. I'm telling you, for a month. We got to start vacillian. I would wake up and need to go take a leak, and I wouldn't get out of bed because I was afraid there was a snake on the floor. I'm serious. I have protected his family, Jules, his whole life, y'all.

is. Yo, my wife said, are you going to pee in the bed? I said, I may. I said, but I, I went through that. Yo, because ever since that sucker got in that air conditioning unit, no. I'd wake up having nightmares about, yeah, we're in the bedroom. Did you pee the bed as a kid?

Yeah, I did. Reptiles. Me too. But snakes? I don't remember. Oh, you'd remember. Yeah, I must have got done at a normal age. No, me inside.

I don't remember any. I don't remember any. You can always tell them. You can always tell the bedwetters. I've never, no, I've never heard what the doctors say really caused it.

Bad wetting? Yeah. Our minds go so fast all day that when we go to bed it completely shuts off. Really? That may be true. I mean,

I don't know. I'm going with it. It sounds believable to you. It works for me. When I was in the military, I'd go home and try to sleep and couldn't. What?

Because I could not shut my mind off. It's a problem. idiot was training to me this W-2 because he literally liked to drove WD. You pee in the bed in the military? No, no. You grow

out of it. Well, I didn't know if you have You go out. You go out. How long did you go then? How long did you go then? Well, I had a nose spray. I don't recollect. Technology came further. I don't recollect every peeing in the bed. I must have done that just when I was an infant. No spray keeps

you from peeing in the bed? Yeah, we talked about it on here before. Like episode 50 something. Why didn't they tell me that? Oh yeah, there was a group of us, all wild and loud and talkative children. We'd all have a spend the night party somewhere. There'd be a line of it. Camp Chioca, there's about four of us.

We'd all head to the nurses up before bedtime, bomp, bomp. But yeah. Well, I'll be. Oh. A nose thing would stop it. Yeah, you don't need any more, though, huh? He may be going back to it. It's been nice to do it.

They got that nose spray. that you ain't got a thing to keep from getting on your shoes. Epi pen. Instead of having a natal, and now it's nose spray, epispray, whatever it is. I got a happy pen.

Oh, really? You ain't got to jab yourself anymore? No, it's a little... Hmm. One doser. Hey, technology. I bet that thing's expensive. I don't know.

The epip pens are expensive, yeah. Yeah, that's why we don't use it. I need to get one to put in my boat. Body eats peanut butter. I got a regulation first aid kit. Do you? Yeah.

So it happens when you're a captain. Are you a captain? No. That stinks. Oh, you didn't get it? That's $500 more. Oh, you didn't all get it? Okay.

I understand. That's a trip. One day a fishing. You could be captain. That's a whole day of fishing, boy. You get a whole new hat. Yeah. Like Jack Sparrow.

Oh, yeah, and it's got the braid on it. Yeah. No, that's a captain breed. Yeah. Can we sponsor your captain's license? Sure. I'll take it to him. He said he'll take it.

I mean, that seems like the best spend the honeyhole could ever have. Captain John Gobwin, Honeyhole. I mean, I don't, I mean, I'm not telling you how to spend your money.

I'm just merely suggesting. If we sponsored Godwin's captain license, there could be worse. You've spent $500 for worse things. I get that six pass. I'm thinking, yeah, because I'm thinking I just saw a hundred of it.

Whoa. No, we just saw a hundred of it. He's right. I like both Star Wars and popcorn. And so does Carter and Ben's. Well, he doesn't like popcorn. Okay, I understand now. He's a bunch of kids.

Yeah, that's right. I did it for the kid. I can guarantee you he had that thing before. That's probably a reorder. He probably ordered that. that thing for the kids reading here. Oh, yeah. I would have ordered it without him, I will say.

I'm not going to lie. Ow! Oh, no, you're turning it out. You're going to see them hit me? No, you hit me really hard. Oh, I mean, it's you hard, you wimp. You big. When my pap ball got all these cars, it started slapping me on the back like that,

I'd have to dip and dodge and dive at you. I don't know your own strength. I guess that's true then. Good, great. All right, well, let's get out of here. Where are we going? I don't know. I don't know.

Let's go. popcorn. There you go. What words of wisdom from the father, son, and Holy Spirit? I did. I did make it your ambition the other day, right? Yeah. I was like, I need to do one to honor Phil. Oh, where did this come from, Hunter? That. The bracelet. It came from a fan. I think he pretty much gave us all one. Oh, okay. On that commander Sunday. I can't remember his name. This is straight out of Phil Robertson unfiltered. which is also just straight out of 2 Timothy 2, 23 through 26. Don't have anything to do with foolish and stupid arguments

because you know they produce quarrels and the Lord's servant must not be quarrelsome but must be kind to everyone able to teach, not resentful. There you go. There you go. Look at there. Don't be argue. There's Phil Robertson's advice.

Don't be arguing. It's actually just Paul's word. The waste of your time. Especially with foolish and stupid arguments. Kind of like your two comments. for the argument. They were words of wisdom. Me and Paul

would like to argue and make up. All right, we'll see y'all next time. Right there on the duck call room. I don't know what they went, oh.